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EDIOTRS NOTE- THE FIRST FIVE PHOTOS OF SAN FRANCISCO PITCHER JONATHAN SANCHEZ WERE SENT AS JAVIER LOPEZ. THE CAPTION SHOULD READ..PHILADELPHIA - OCTOBER 17:  Jonathan Sanchez #49 of the San Francisco Giants pitches against the Philadelphia Phillies in Game Two of the NLCS during the 2010 MLB Playoffs at Citizens Bank Park on October 17 2010 in Philadelphia Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images)

So, this game is going well.



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Worst ump ever

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the pitcher for the Phillies doing anything special right now?

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The ump is daydreaming of sucking cock

BAM! I just got thrown from the game…shouldn’t have called him a cocksucker.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay

It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.

by MookieTheCat on Oct 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

2 Phi pitches between 1 and 1.5 feet off the plate called strikes.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

77 PITCHES THRU 4

hope this thread has Giants runs in it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 1-0. Need to get some hits

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLatinos are all the same! Thanks, AP!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Strikezone

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dios mio, man.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the actual fuck

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umpire keys to the game:

1) drink before the game
2) close eyes during pitches
3)pick up bribe from bud selig after game

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to see Pablo out there.

While there is still a righty on the mound.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE RUNS NOW!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Why's Fontenot's missed popup not an error again?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

that makes no sense… whoever who made this rule.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why errors aren’t the best indicator of fielding ability.

by Natto on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think because he was so far from the ball. Which is a fuck-up on its own, in my opinion.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it Fontenot's missed pop-up and not Dirty's, Posey's or Huff's?

Is it because Fontenot had that throwing error earlier?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like Fontenot called for it, that’s why.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was the only one who didn’t run away from the ball.

by Evan on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 reasons:

A) earlier error
B) Fontenot called for it and no else did
C) Fontenot was the only one that had a chance

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

A) LOL
B) It’s the pitcher’s job to direct traffic there
C) LOL

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked to me like he was directing traffic. On the replay he was looking directly at Font and saying something.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Fontenot was yelling “I got it” and charging for the ball, almost under it, then gave up.

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last Thread had too much ump BS

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

turrible.

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lack of umpiring talent.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going down the road of thinking that if the Giants get no hit tonight that they’re going to lose the series, as that would be demoralizing. But then I remembered that the Giants get shutdown all the time and manage to bounce back and win games and series! The Giants play an unconscious game of rope-a-dope. They’ve been doing this all year.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS ALL BECAUSE JIMMY ROLLINS IS UNFOCUSED

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how the Phillies solution to Rollins not hitting, may be to put him at the leadoff spot.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo

I replied in the other thread.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I barely know you, but, you are definitely someone who I would call friend.

I tried handling it alone the last time that I was depressed back in junior year that involved this woman. It took me months and months to get over her. It was only when I rekindled an old friendship that I was able to find someone to really help me get past her. I don’t know, sometimes I just feel like the only thing that I have to offer is being generally a nice guy. I mean, I’m not so bad right now, but, I have a feeling that if I just stay quiet, it will get worse. It hit me when I talked to my only real friend at college. She’s a Psychology major and she told me that single guys are the most depressed people. And I dunno, I just felt funny after that.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my mistakes was trying to handle it by myself. I wish I’d sought help sooner. There’s no shame in it, and I’m a better man for it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I have no shame in getting help, I like people caring about me enough to help me out.

I just wish that I could be more of an extrovert. I want to talk to some of the people that I see. I want to say ‘hi’ to a lady and just talk to her; maybe get a number or something. I just can’t do it. It takes miracles almost for me to start talking to someone and liking them. Ever since I was a child, I’ve been quiet like that. In fact, my doctor thought that there was something emotionally wrong with me. The other day, I tried to make a friend or at least start conversation, I couldn’t even say hi. And even worse, when I do talk, it’s in an ugly deep tone. It’s so uninviting.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, man. That’s a page straight of my life story. It’s pretty hard to approach a guy and just start talking like that. I blame my schedule (early mornings, early bedtime) for my lack of success in that department, but the truth is I’m absolutely awful in strange social settings. Around people I know, I’m smooth and witty. But around strangers? Quiet guy in the corner.

And I’m six years further down that road than you. I’m supposed to be having kids and a two-car garage, damn it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I'm just like that.

Around my friends, I am like the wittiest smooth talker. Everywhere else I’m that guy who’s either “too cool to talk to anyone” or that “quiet guy in the corner.” I couldn’t even think of better descriptions than the ones you put, it’s exactly like that with me. If only I was gay or you were straight and I was a woman. Sigh. We’re not so different you and I.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but don’t you see it would never work? You belong to a Union state.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

But I can change!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have thought about that before Appomattox.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, butt, ass...Bumgarner!

My family did not even go to this country until the 20th century.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pulling your chain. I don’t still harbor ill will toward the North for the Recent Unpleasantness.

And Bumgarner’s on my side, for the record.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I just say that to my baseball ignorant friends.

I don’t even like it too much here outside of Northern NJ.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should know better than to try to pull that on a Southerner.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn straight.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria will hit one out today.

by coolandtough on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I will take your words for it.

by Unitard on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

two things in baseball that won't change

crappy umpiring, until the Yankees lose a World Series because of it
shattering maple bats, until someone is killed

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Came close to the second one this year.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But apparently not close enough!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat, lay into one.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

wow really fuck this ump

by Erwheezy on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PAT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

I do not like this.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY SAVE US DESTROYER OF NO HITTERS

by thebighead on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MON PAT

that was right down the pipe

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Gahddamn.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The Phillies' hitting coach looks like

he just left the set of “The Hills Have Eyes”

by BLBonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you Cody

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by monsterlxe on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY FUCKING ROSS

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY TIME

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, CODY!????

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY!!!!

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS DOES NOT LIKE NO HITTERS!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

NO HITTER GONE MOTHERFUCKER

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT! WAS THAT A REPLAY FROM LAST NIGHT?!?!?!?!?!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY MUTHERFUCKING ROSS!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES CODY DESTROYER OF NO HITTERS

by thebighead on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS SO MUCH FUCKING THIS

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody fucking ross!!!

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY FUCKING ROSS

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BAHWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

CODY ROSS, BREAKS UP THE NO HITTER WITH A HOME RUN AGAIN!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FU Joe BUck didn’t even notice Ross hit a HR

by cybermaldonado on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

the announcing is just brutal.

by Evan on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all fairness

I think that was a pretaped interview they were running and the producers just didn’t cut away in time

by Weltall on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that would be a FOX fail, not a Joe Buck fail

by Weltall on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck is a FOX fail.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hallelujah!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF kind of shitty broadcasting was that?

by nofreetime on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

interview was recorded

by AJC3317 on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you have to be watching the game

and interrupt with a HR call. It caught them completely off-guard. They obviously stopped watching the game.

It is probably one of the worst calls I have ever seen in my life.

by nofreetime on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

CODY FUCKIN ROSS

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

AGENT CODY ROSS!

Thanks for letting us see the AB Fox…

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fuck.

I thought that was just a replay.

by PaceCar on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY FUCKING ROSS!

by reneved on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS FOR DICTATOR OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Who needs Torres, Huff and Posey when you have Cody Ross?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, glad they were replaying that taped interview during the live action HOME RUN.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My goodness.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

REVENGE FOR THE CHIN MUSIC YOU STUPID FUCK! CODY FUCKING ROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Magnets?

How do they work?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my word, I love you, Cody Ross.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yory Ross!!!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SILENT STADIUM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WORST ANNOUNCERS EVER

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I know, they just kept going with their conversation until it landed in the seats, and then they casually mentioned it.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was recorded… but they shouldn’t have those stupid interviews anyway

by www.westcoastbias.com on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

best jacked-up rob corddry EVERRRR

Golden State Worriers: Angst & Analysis

by onlxn on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

asshole announcers

what fabulous dickwads

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY MOTHER OF PISS

WHY IS HE SO GOOD

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

non-sequitir?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the radius of Cody’s penis.

by Murray, Present on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be supremely uncomfortable.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/multiplies by 3.14

OH MY GOD

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a fan of Cody Ross.

by Dr. Awkward on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HIS NAME SHOULD BE YORY ROSS

by kingofthacove on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATER!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

walk with me, Fontenot.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I DO!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL giving Ross zero credit.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim McCarver used to play baseball, now he's a douchebag

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fox is talking to some coach when Ross yanks one

bad call, producers. “oh and by the way, Cody Ross has hit a home run”

by Hatuxka on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

he was at second base before the announcers noticed

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Fletcher


Wow, that’s teh third consecutive game in which Cody Ross has gotten the #sfgiants first hit by hitting a HR. #phillies

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

and broke up a no-hitter while doing that

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love the home run call, oh wait there wasn’t one

by Erwheezy on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You would think that someone on the Phillies bench would tell Ruiz and the pitcher “STOP FUCKING THROWING FASTBALLS TO CODY ROSS ON THE INSIDE CORNER!”

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY MUTHAFUCKIN ROSS!!!!!

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk with me, Grant!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

@LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
#Rosstober

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Now we just need get guys on base before Ross AB

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

those side by side ross homer freezes

are the best thing i’ve seen on fox in years

by coolandtough on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOO! ROOOOYYYYY!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to pay for McC Premium to see that stuff.

by Natto on Oct 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

This is the PG version- no blood.

by vhants on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be a nice touch. but victorino instead.

by cybermaldonado on Oct 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hacman Pt. 2?

At this point Ross should be going one flap down.

by Stoned Slacker on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Make him throw pitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Weltall on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Edgar lost some weight during the season? I feel like he used to be chubbier.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Still has plenty of junk in that trunk, though.

by apistat on Oct 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Definitely not skinny.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF HIS CAREER!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just get on base, Rent. Owlcroft, please be right…

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria bails on anything not in the dirts and a foot outside.

by cybermaldonado on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent?

That pitch was no where near you…

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SSory Roy X2

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody changed his name to Yor

by Murray, Present on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tlawsoy Ross

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria tore a bicep?

what? Why is Joe buck the first to know this?

by kezargiants on Oct 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Someone flash the Baggs signal and tell him to explain himself

by DFARowand on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

diearia

rentaSUCK

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Oct 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Keith Law called Ross “Brian Sabean’s favorite mistake.”

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Sabean has been very lucky this year

Before the season Huff was his last option. In August, he went for Guillen (I shuddered even typing that name) and only got Ross to block the Padres.

by nofreetime on Oct 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgot to mention

Burrell falling into his lap for nothing.

He did a good job filling out the pen though.

by nofreetime on Oct 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

That was drilled.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Good sign, though

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BABIP'D

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn he hit that well

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

And that’s the hardest ball Renteria will hit this month.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

His elbow just shattered with that hit.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, funny they didn't mention his injuries

and go on to say “that was a great jump considering his hamstring”
Sheez.

by Hatuxka on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the same kind of catch

made by Cal Ripken to win the 1983 World Series in Philly.

Hey! Maybe I oughta go over to the Good Phight and remind them of that?

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing Fontenot got back

So Sanchez doesn’t have to lead off the next inning

by Weltall on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Need a 1,2,3 inning here.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We have a run! WE HAVE A RUN!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY COULDN’T RENTERIA HAVE HIT THE BALL JUST THREE FEET HIGHER

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m thinking a reorder of the lineup is in order.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

DECKCHAIRS!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

sanchez swinging for something

by Erwheezy on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Shutdown inning, please.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Jonathan.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine if he was on the other team. We’d hate him. He actually did the same thing to Cain earlier in the year but with more of a bat flip, lol

by thebighead on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did it on his first home run last night, too.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I gotta admit, it comes off a little douche-y

by Weltall on Oct 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is Ross our rf for 2011?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t be opposed to this

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without looking at Cody’s numbers, I’d say he’s a serviceable RF guy. He’s made some decent plays for the Marlins. All anecdotal, but there it is.

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this rate he’ll be playing for the YankeeSawx.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. I’d say so.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Werth is truly out of the question

then yes I would be totally ok with that. He is good Rowand for way cheaper.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like seriously Cody Ross, what in the fucking fuck?

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I can understand why Philly fans hate Ross, though.

If someone was doing this to our team we would burn him in effigy.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Plus I can see how the bald-beard look could be seen as douchey.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Scott Hairston…David Eckstein

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shane Victorino and His Unfortunate Rectum Face.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Available Now!

It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.

by MookieTheCat on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny

I think Dirty and Cody have the exact same power zone. Ross just swings in, you know, other places too.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

7

Buster is still pretty awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, so how many people thought that was a replay of one of the Halladay home runs when you saw it without the announcers reacting?

/raises hand

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Me!

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My feed is miles behind, so I accidentally glanced at McC early and saw people screaming CODY! Otherwise, yeah, I probably woulda been fooled.

LOLFOX

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I looked up and wondered why they were replaying it…

by vhants on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah,

/listening to KNBR

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was legitimately confused for a second.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, especially because I looked away then looked back when it was in mid air.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again: shutdown inning, please.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess switching to the Van Halen Tee may have worked for now

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe not

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ffs

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hate that Rectum Face.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you rectum face.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Grant almost got to that.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU RECTUM FACE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

here we go

this is why we can’t have nice things.

by vhants on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Rectum.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck anagram: Cub joke

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Jub coke

Joe Buck does coke!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much for the lead.

Hopefully Sanchez can keep it to 1 or none, but it’s the heart of the order now.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda woulda had it!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

dirty is almost done

Please 1 shutdown inning

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This is karma for us making fun of Conrad last series, right?

by Murray, Present on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That ball was ripped, but it was under Fontenot’s glove

by nofreetime on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ME

I totally missed the new thread for like 15 minutes.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve been chopped

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL US :(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CHOPPED

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

fontinot

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like Chase Utley has been batting this entire game.

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Jonathan get out of this.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ve got to get Victorino out somehow.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I just gotta say

for as much as I hate Cody Ross, it’s pretty damn incredible what he’s done this post-season.

'Terrible preview...pretty weak, didn't learn anything new. pretty sad." - mastermike

by Scott Coleman on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, I’m back from the thread. I figured there was a new one because it was getting quiet, but I couldnt find the link.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm…

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Pop up or strikeout, please

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I was still in the very first thread for a while.

Then I found the second thread, and was like aha!

Then after 10 minutes of that, I was informed there was actually a third thread.

So, now that I’ve caught up.

Hi.

by Voxx on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Chopped

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

So now I’m wondering if I should bother reposting the anecdote I made in the last thread, with no one actually in the thread, or simply drink more beers and watch the games.

Go Giants.

(and go Colts, not that I’m going to talk about football in a baseball thread especially during the playoffs but ohmygod Peyton Fucking Manning and run on sentences that are so long that I wish to stab my eye with a spork and call it justice for making this sentence so long.)

by Voxx on Oct 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go ahead and repost.

If a comment is posted in a Chopped thread, does it kill a tree? Or, uh, something.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR BEERS!!

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get on the 5th thread

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

If that throw was online, it had a chance.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was all "OH SHIT" off the bat

I thought he had all of it

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

goddammit

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Poop

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh........

time for a cody homer

Captain Quirk is flying to planet Zito

by josematan on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

bleh

Cody Ross - He's not Jose Guillen!

by geef on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Poop

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that tie was short.

by thebighead on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

When is Ross up?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

And Cody Ross isn’t due up for a couple of innings.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that escalated quickly.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FFS

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Jon

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet Bonds taught him that.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh Sanchez shouldn’t come out for the 6th

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

?

It’s the fifth.

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by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

never mind

I misread what you said

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by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

He shouldn’t.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon

1 more f’in out

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Howard strikes out every other at bat against lefties. So it makes sense he’d get on base three times against Sanchez.

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by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Pull Sanchez, he's getting tagged

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

So this is Sanchez's last inning right?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He might go one more

Willing to bet Bochy’s got his eye on double-switching Panda for Fontenot’s spot

by NHL84 on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus

Captain Quirk is flying to planet Zito

by josematan on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this version of Jayson Werth, former Dodger.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, so can the Giants take the lead again now?

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

werth is not having a good go of it lately

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

except for hitting a HR last night

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sabean signs him for 100mil

by bruddah on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This!

Ross rattled him some. We need to steal back momentum

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wake me up when Ross is at bat.

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by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez might start the 6th

With a short leash. Any base runners and he is gone after Ibanez.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, last night they were able to score without hitting home runs… maybe they can do the same tonight?

Please?

I mean, winning 2 in Philadelphia seems highly unlikely, but at least it’s close enough that they could do it.

Maybe?

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Or maybe someone else could hit a homerun. It could happen!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/doesn’t get hopes up

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

is anyone else relieved about that inning?

considering how they got away with a leadoff double with the heart of the order coming up.

by Lopkop on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm with you.

Felt like there was more there.

by SFG on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little

Sanchez was way way off on location to that sac fly. He is almost done.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be nice if the top of the order starrted hitting.

by downsos on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Olive Garden commercials: always annoying.

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by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Olive Garden food: always bad.

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by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever been, but I don’t doubt it.

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by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

not the breadsticks, man

by furikawari on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

As are these stupid text messaging-themed John Hancock ads.

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by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Sachetti” sounds like a 3-year-old trying to pronounce “Spaghetti”.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like, there should prbably be at least an attempt at a joke. But there never is. It’s just people laughing.

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by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN YOU’RE HERE, YOU’RE FAMILY.

Cause we charge our family to be at our house.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will never go to Olive Garden just because of their commercials. It’s true. I even made a fan page.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please score some runz Giants

We would all appreciate this.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I get the feeling

Renteria is gonna have a clutch hit tonight

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS

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by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey guys

considering that the phillies lineup is descended from the nephilim, destined for greatness, and represents the heart and soul of good ol’ america, it’s pretty cool that we’re only down by one run AND ARE IN THIS THING

LETS FUCKING GO, GIANTS

by furikawari on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Sanchez

You can’t allow a run right after what cody did for you!

by waffles on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ttoorress

Captain Quirk is flying to planet Zito

by josematan on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when we used to say, “WHEN” we retire like it was a sure thing?

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Andres, He will be throwing you fastballs. Probably out of the zone. You know it. we know it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's see if torres can make contact.

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres has been AWFUL this playoffs... when will he break out

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by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

oh gee

another strike a foot inside to a giant hitter. what a surprise

by AJC3317 on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES MADE CONTACT!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If I’m Oswalt I only throw fastballs to torres.

by downsos on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

0-2

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Horrible

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

pathetic

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by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

god help

Captain Quirk is flying to planet Zito

by josematan on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got back from dinner in time to say...

FUCK YOU TORREALBA

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WOW

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The tone of Fox

especially He’s-Not-Your-Father’s (aka Joe) Buck, is that all’s right with world when the Phillies are ahead or get ahead. Unmistakable bias. See? says “good game” only when the Phils are ahead again.

by Hatuxka on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No one loves him.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really think that he's biased.

I think that he’s bored and disdainful towards this job because his name means he’s never really had to work hard to get ahead.

Give it up, Buck. Go do football only, or better yet, retire. It’s not like anyone ever enjoys your work.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just don't like him

maybe because he just seems so prissy and doesn’t in any way resemble his father, which is unforgiveable for some wierd, unreasoned reason.

by Hatuxka on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh how far Torres has fallen.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Brutal

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Andres, great season, thanks for playing.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Good grief, Andres.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

awful torres just awful!

by downsos on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I am done with Torres for now

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

please get a lighter bat

by coolandtough on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

8(

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

you have to drop him in the lineup.

by bruddah on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Torres gotten on base this postseason?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Twice.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes due

Captain Quirk is flying to planet Zito

by josematan on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Torress

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres has almost half the team’s strike outs so far today.

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by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, Andres is making me sad.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, he has looked like shit for a while now.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow bat is slow

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Rowand could do that

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

comma :I

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d strike out on two pitches.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres should probably start trying to bunt his way on.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

san francisco

“…All across the nation such a strange vibration
People in motion
There’s a whole generation with a new explanation
People in motion people in motion…”

by MisterOrange on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

stop regressing, Andres!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not regressing, he’s flatlined.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate how Oswalt always has a disgusted look on his face.

by kingofthacove on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

give

andres his appendix back. i like him with it

Captain Quirk is flying to planet Zito

by josematan on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

it was his lucky appendix.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLE

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

sancezzzzzzzzz

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by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Freddy with the not-suck!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FORMER BATTING CHAMP

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job Freddy.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

There we go. Got something going.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WTG Mole!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Table Setter!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done, fellow possessor of prominent facial moles!

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by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Sanchez got on base. I think I might wet myself.

by downsos on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

i've got the answer guys. tuesday's lineup:

1 ross
2 ross
3 ross
4 ross
5 ross
6 ross
7 ross
8 ross
9 cain, but maybe ross

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

hey remember when Huff led the team in HRs.... yeah prove it!

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by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff is due.

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck one pitch out.

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay Ross!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

REALLY AUBREY? ONE FUCKING PITCH?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, Aubrey.

That is not your pitch.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Pathetic, Huff.

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by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

god dammit

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Huff.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Great at bat, #3 hitter.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

huffdaddy

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone not named ross is fucking due.

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon kid

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon Buster. hit it out to right center field.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster’s due for his first postseason homer.

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by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

werd

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and another

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That last one wasn’t

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by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

please please please please please POSEY

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by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Huff did a noble thing by avoiding the double play.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff needs a new thong.

by downsos on Oct 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Phillies fans

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

If he called that a strike I wouldnt be surprised.

by Unitard on Oct 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DEUCES!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Good swing Buster.

by Unitard on Oct 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

damn. that was a fat pitch.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't stand the way Ruiz moves every pitch

makes me hate him

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, Torres, Sanchez (less right this minute) and Huff

look right now to be the reason why if the Giants don’t take series

by Hatuxka on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck
fuck
fuck

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by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

1-4 hitters have been a fucking black hole.

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

makes fp look good

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey swung at ball 3

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Giants.

this is pretty pathetic.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

its okay

we have the bottom of the lineup coming up soon

by ameliaren on Oct 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god... can they bat twice in a row

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by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross batting next inning!

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by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

With his pitch count, there’s a good chance Oswalt can go all the way.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to puke

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

MISSING:

torres, mole, huff, posey, anything resembling an offense

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Oct 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell too, weak infield popups.

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to change up the Karma

I am going off the game thread. See you guys in the post game thread.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m very frustrated right now

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody bats next inning

He will deliver

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

this!!!

has to carry all this losers. Freaking pat the bat psych huff sucking and buster poser. Ross is a beast.

by waffles on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG Giants suck so bad

WE’RE GONNA LOSE THIS GAME AND THEN GET SWEPT AT HOME AND JOE BUCK AND TIM MCCARVER AND THE UMPIRES WILL BE CELEBRATING IN THE PHILLIES CLUBHOUSE AND EVERYONE WILL BE LAUGHING AT US.

by Murray, Present on Oct 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

relax bro.

breathe in w/ the positive

breathe out w/ the negative

by MisterOrange on Oct 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm’d

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-4 = Oswalt Great

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by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-6 = Giants Suck (minus the ROSS)

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by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

both

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Column A, Column B

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both?

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

by thirteen on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

just keep it close and we’ll come back.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

No one-run lead is safe against Cody Ross.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have to score in the Ross inning, otherwise they head home with a split (not bad, of course; kinda wish this game was a blow-out instead of this fucking pecked to death type of game).

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

shut the fuck up

jesus christ. it’s baseball, anything can happen. have you not learned that in the previous 394739424 games you’ve watched in your life?

by BLBonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

^^^^^

And then there are jackasses who only respond to my posts, telling me to shut the fuck up.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, n00b, have some fucking respect.

Don’t walk in here with all of 9 comments under your belt and start tossing around “Shut the fuck ups.”

That ain’t how it’s done.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post Count matters. Except, not especially.

When someone is being unreasonable, they get told so. It’s sort of how this site has always worked, from my long-lurking days.

by Voxx on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

But there are ways to tell him and ways to tell him.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, you are new here.

I confirmed. You are in fact new here.

Take it from me that you have to get used to stupidity, overreactions, exaggerations, and most of all hypocrisy.

Also, I don’t recommend reading open game threads if you can help it.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we're stupid hypocrites, eh?

I notice you took some time off since the last time you were a jerk around here. Were you studying up to know more than the 80% of fake fans you talked shit about last time?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, about 80%.

I’ve been reading the comments on this site for about a year and that is my opinion.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Oct 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your knowing more than do 80% of fake fans is really not an impressive statistic. If you're a B- among fake fans, your grade among real fans is going to be dismal.

More seriously, how does it benefit anyone that you continue to trumpet your opinion that we’re all worthless? Perhaps, if you find our company so intolerable, you should find better company.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly though… the phillies really look just as bad over the two games

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by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man

I really do not like Sanchez being out there again.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

we just need to hit it to Brooks Ibanez

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think they can hit lidge.

by bruddah on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have to get there first. Oswalt is still under 80 pitches.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not comfortable with Jonathan back on the mound, here.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres.

He’s better than he’s looked in playoffs so far. I’m comfortable with him there.

by Voxx on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great catch!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Rollins.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

After this game, I have to walk the dog, do the dishes, read two papers, and prepare for class in the morning. Fuck you, eastern time zone.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel your pain.

I need to read 30 pages, write a paper, and yeah.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T WAKE THE BABY

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by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit. Renteria.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

What a catch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap!

Edgar! How did he catch that?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t think Uribe catches that.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW RENTERIA WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW WHAT A CATCH!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

geez rent

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to give me a heart attack, Renteria.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria, good job.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This defense is driving me crazy.

by hedrun on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Jimmy Rollins: Master of the popup

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

wow way to stay with that

by coolandtough on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT?!

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome!

Juan Uribe does not make that play.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe kicks it all the way to the left field fence.

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god wow

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

2-1 in the sixth and people are giving up hope?

Havent you guys watched any of the giants games this year?

by Bravedown50 on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

dementia.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELCOME!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Local tradition.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENT!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/timmy joke

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god,

That bounced into his legs

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And that is how Edgar Renteria broke his femur.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Femur-flavored Bone Chips!

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

That was dirty.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ibanez just got fucking owned. STFD

by thebighead on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty happy Manuel decided to go with Ibanez over Francisco tonight.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

sanchy’s good

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD RAUL

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

dirty doin well given everything

pitchen in a bandbox to a good lineup

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez has been decent today. Too bad the offense is sleeping.

by Natto on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I never watch ESPN/MLBN after one of my teams lose.

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never watch ESPN/ MLBN after one of my teams lose

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they win, you can bet I won’t be watching Quick Pitch tomorrow morning.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do the same.

Must suck to be a Pirates fan.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/then don’t watch it?

by skilletboy on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez’s best inning yet

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hummmmbaby!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WELCOME BACK SANCHEZ!!!!!!!

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish we got that last inning.

by downsos on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

giants offense anagram= offstage nines

Captain Quirk is flying to planet Zito

by josematan on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on offense, lets get it going.

by hedrun on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Wow. So that’s what good Jonathan looks like, huh?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

18 K in 13 1/3 IP so far this postseason. Not so shabby.

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by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Thanks for proving me wrong, Dirty.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Dirty

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Man. So glad to eat my words about Sanchez heading towards implosion. That inning was fucking awesome.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

95 thru 6

Not bad at all. Good game Dirty.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

considering the D and the ump, that’s not bad. neither is “only” 2 runs allowed.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, with a lease the size of nothing

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait what kind of lease: a car? A building? WHAT?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

A carpet steamer.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so I don’t know….

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bean him and save three pitches?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take Sanchez in any game in any series. He’s so damn dirty.

by Unitard on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy?

Sure.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE INNING!

Come on crappy offense do something good! Ross you aren’t crappy though.

by waffles on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GET ON FOR ROSS

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

after 35 pitches in the 1st, only 95 through 6. including several error-and-fake-ball-prolonged innings

by coolandtough on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

standard sanchez

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Cantu!

Sanchez for Encarnacion!

by travisam on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez should have thrown more warm-up before the game.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe it’s satire?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caught me.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt due to lead off next inning

Does he come back out for the 7th?

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they pull him, they’re crazy.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will be there.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good. A Dane Cook commercial.

(Not for you guys, just for me. He’s coming to Tallahassee. Apparently, 4 million Facebook and Twitter fans can’t be wrong.)

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FSU

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno how he ever got famous.

He has not said one funny thing in his life.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

but but but

vomit dragon, LOL

/facepalm

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat, lay into one.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNS

NOW

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

prediction

Ross will be the lead off hitter in Game 3, I know thats an easy prediction.

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

yes.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

not yet

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Pat the Bat due?

by nofreetime on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit. That was bad.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oof

Pablo....I am disappoint.

by Swamp Thing on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

L O S T

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

that was not expected.

by NHL84 on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OH PAT, NO

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Save us Cody!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Non-optimal start to the inning.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That was nasty.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WTP

Darn

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fact

Cody Ross is a Hall of Famer. Fact.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s no good. Haven’t you heard?

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t. But Fox just told me he’s a Hall of Famer and they’re on the television.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god

If he pulled that it’s gone

by DFARowand on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Just missed that one. Crap.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Needed to hit it a little more to the left, Cody.

by Natto on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

To the track!

Damn.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow! I thought he id it.

by travisam on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

30 ft left and that’s out

by coolandtough on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU VICTORIN RECTUM FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCE

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

babeross

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course the one ball that doesn’t leave the park was that one.

by downsos on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The greatest irony would be . . .

Fox’s missing a Ross home run because they were showing a Ross retrospective.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL he wasn’t knocked down.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Giants hitters

You’re allowed to extend your ABs beyond 3 pitches.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we gonna get another hit?

by thebighead on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

to left? thats a hr 400 ft

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

50 feet to the left and that's gone, damn it

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump is fucking garbage

by travisam on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

replays of Ross’ HR is reaching Ankiel level

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

fontenot is number one on my shit list

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Brooks is up again.

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fucking fantastic inning by Roy Oswalt. Fucking dominant.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fucking shitty inning by the Giants. Fucking pathetic

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that was a disappointing inning.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot is miserable.

by thebighead on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

blah

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

10-pitch inning. Completely pathetic.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess

We’ll have to have an awesome 8th inning comeback

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Brooks Fontenot for me.

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good it’s God Bless America.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oswalt's gotta be done... bing on madson

Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!

by PTGiants on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

he's only at 88.

This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.

by killblue on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's going the distance...

Unless he (miraculously) gets into trouble.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

If they lose with this same score. The off day tomorrow is gonna be TURRIBLE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

At the same time, it doesn’t look like the Giants have had many scoring chances. Not too many ways for them (or us) to kick themselves (ourselves) over a missed opportunity.

by Every6thDay on Oct 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling we’re going to see Uribe at third and Renteria at short on Tuesday.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

really like to see Sanodval get an at bat this game.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So,

rained a little today.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

significance?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

None.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's what I don't like about Fontenot...

He’s like Eckstein if Eckstein were raised by a mean stepfather.

by SFG on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally corgi

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

My grandmother raises corgis. They’re great dogs.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was promised a whippet a year ago.

It didn’t make it past in utero though. There were two other pups that made it though, but, my cousin didn’t want to give us one. Incidentally, one is named Madison.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can whippets at any adult store...

It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.

by MookieTheCat on Oct 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will change my Corgi’s name to Cody if the Giants can win

"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean

by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

why arent we playing hitters who "can" go deep

like uribe and panda…..

the ball jumps outa here T.T

by Wreckonized on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe is hurt and Panda is benched.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Uribe is hurt. Panda? Panda’s been really really bad lately.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe is injured.

Panda isn’t hitting much of anything.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither is Fontenot

Some proclaimed Fontenot a better fielder, I just haven’t seen it. He’s made quite a few errors in limited playing time with the Giants. To be fair, he’s being moved all over the place in the infield, but I don’t think he’s any better than Panda at third.

by nofreetime on Oct 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree – he’s not better at 3rd.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kneel for our new National Anthem.

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Got a DVR?

rewind and listen to the dripping disdainful tone when he mentions Cody Ross as with Stargell and three others of that post season HR hitting like.

by Hatuxka on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This lady is pitchy

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yo yo dawg. It was aight, but a little pitchy.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’mma let you finish though

by ameliaren on Oct 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of this God Bless America woman’s voice.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

In fact,

God damn them all!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a catchy tune on the radio

something like “Allah bless Saudia Arabia” or sumpin.

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that Toby Keith. At it again!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUN FACT

God Bless America was written for the Boy Scouts of America

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. This is pretty awful.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WE HAVE 2 HITS!

by Unitard on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Does that mean we're due?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder why they call it a sales PITCH anyways.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

“an associated idea is that of a place from which one sells things, such as a site in a market or fairground in which a trader sets up (or pitches) his tent or stall, and by extension any spot on which an itinerant trader temporarily places himself. The sense of a salesman’s presentation, a sales pitch, derives from the shouted cries of these traders from their pitches.”

http://wesclark.com/rrr/pitch.html

by reneved on Oct 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the KNBR commercial

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, darn. i just thought it was interesting! :D

by reneved on Oct 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

8th inning is going to be SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm about to fucking kill somebody.

My freaking roommate just interrupted me in the 6th inning of the freaking NATIONAL LEAGUE PLAYOFFS, which happen once a year, which the team that I live and die by hasn’t been in in 8 FRIGGING YEARS! to passive/aggressively and NOT directly, pick at me to let her watch Jerseylicious, which is recordable and able to be recorded or watched in reruns 15 times over the next week.

Then, AFTER I got up and sacrificed this moment that I have been waiting for SINCE 2002, when I expressed it was upsetting to me and defeated the purpose of a live sporting event, she had the audacity to tell me she couldn’t believe I was “coming at her like this” and that she should have clemency because she never interrupts me watching TV…which I don’t ever do anyway.

Really? I’m creating an imposition?

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Your roommate is a bitch.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that shit.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that people who get paid to talk abput baseball are upset the Giants and Rangers didn’t forfeit.

by downsos on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously, the giants have gotten zero love from buck and mccarver

by ameliaren on Oct 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Oswalt = TORTURE

I told ya they shoulda pulled Roy.

http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

by boteman on Oct 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

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