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Worst ump ever
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
Is the pitcher for the Phillies doing anything special right now?
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
The ump is daydreaming of sucking cock
BAM! I just got thrown from the game…shouldn’t have called him a cocksucker.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
Yay
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
LOL
2 Phi pitches between 1 and 1.5 feet off the plate called strikes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
77
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Oct 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
77 PITCHES THRU 4
hope this thread has Giants runs in it.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
Only 1-0. Need to get some hits
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
LOLatinos are all the same! Thanks, AP!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Strikezone

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Dios mio, man.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What the actual fuck
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Burrell better try to ambush Oswalt on the first pitch
Oswalt’s always throwing down the middle on strike 1
Umpire keys to the game:
1) drink before the game
2) close eyes during pitches
3)pick up bribe from bud selig after game
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
I would like to see Pablo out there.
While there is still a righty on the mound.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bork won't do it now. it'd be showing up Fontenot.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think he’s worried about that at this point.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Why's Fontenot's missed popup not an error again?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I think because he was so far from the ball. Which is a fuck-up on its own, in my opinion.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Why is it Fontenot's missed pop-up and not Dirty's, Posey's or Huff's?
Is it because Fontenot had that throwing error earlier?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It looked like Fontenot called for it, that’s why.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
3 reasons:
A) earlier error
B) Fontenot called for it and no else did
C) Fontenot was the only one that had a chance
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
A) LOL
B) It’s the pitcher’s job to direct traffic there
C) LOL
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Last Thread had too much ump BS
"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean
I was going down the road of thinking that if the Giants get no hit tonight that they’re going to lose the series, as that would be demoralizing. But then I remembered that the Giants get shutdown all the time and manage to bounce back and win games and series! The Giants play an unconscious game of rope-a-dope. They’ve been doing this all year.
I like how the Phillies solution to Rollins not hitting, may be to put him at the leadoff spot.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I barely know you, but, you are definitely someone who I would call friend.
I tried handling it alone the last time that I was depressed back in junior year that involved this woman. It took me months and months to get over her. It was only when I rekindled an old friendship that I was able to find someone to really help me get past her. I don’t know, sometimes I just feel like the only thing that I have to offer is being generally a nice guy. I mean, I’m not so bad right now, but, I have a feeling that if I just stay quiet, it will get worse. It hit me when I talked to my only real friend at college. She’s a Psychology major and she told me that single guys are the most depressed people. And I dunno, I just felt funny after that.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
One of my mistakes was trying to handle it by myself. I wish I’d sought help sooner. There’s no shame in it, and I’m a better man for it.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Oh I have no shame in getting help, I like people caring about me enough to help me out.
I just wish that I could be more of an extrovert. I want to talk to some of the people that I see. I want to say ‘hi’ to a lady and just talk to her; maybe get a number or something. I just can’t do it. It takes miracles almost for me to start talking to someone and liking them. Ever since I was a child, I’ve been quiet like that. In fact, my doctor thought that there was something emotionally wrong with me. The other day, I tried to make a friend or at least start conversation, I couldn’t even say hi. And even worse, when I do talk, it’s in an ugly deep tone. It’s so uninviting.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Oh, man. That’s a page straight of my life story. It’s pretty hard to approach a guy and just start talking like that. I blame my schedule (early mornings, early bedtime) for my lack of success in that department, but the truth is I’m absolutely awful in strange social settings. Around people I know, I’m smooth and witty. But around strangers? Quiet guy in the corner.
And I’m six years further down that road than you. I’m supposed to be having kids and a two-car garage, damn it.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I know, I'm just like that.
Around my friends, I am like the wittiest smooth talker. Everywhere else I’m that guy who’s either “too cool to talk to anyone” or that “quiet guy in the corner.” I couldn’t even think of better descriptions than the ones you put, it’s exactly like that with me. If only I was gay or you were straight and I was a woman. Sigh. We’re not so different you and I.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Ah, but don’t you see it would never work? You belong to a Union state.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
LOL
But I can change!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
You should have thought about that before Appomattox.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
But, butt, ass...Bumgarner!
My family did not even go to this country until the 20th century.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I’m pulling your chain. I don’t still harbor ill will toward the North for the Recent Unpleasantness.
And Bumgarner’s on my side, for the record.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I know, I just say that to my baseball ignorant friends.
I don’t even like it too much here outside of Northern NJ.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
two things in baseball that won't change
crappy umpiring, until the Yankees lose a World Series because of it
shattering maple bats, until someone is killed
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Came close to the second one this year.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
go the Bat
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Pat, lay into one.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
shit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
After all that BS we are down by ONE. Let's fucken do this!
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
Shit
I do not like this.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
C'MON PAT
that was right down the pipe
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
He's not gonna throw a no-hitter
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Gahddamn.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
LIKE A ROSS!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
NOT ANY MORE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
CODY!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
CODY ROSS
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
The Phillies' hitting coach looks like
he just left the set of “The Hills Have Eyes”
CODY FUCKING ROSS
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, CODY!????
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
CODY ROSS DOES NOT LIKE NO HITTERS!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
NO HITTER GONE MOTHERFUCKER
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
HOLY SHIT! WAS THAT A REPLAY FROM LAST NIGHT?!?!?!?!?!
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
CODY MUTHERFUCKING ROSS!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FUCK YES CODY DESTROYER OF NO HITTERS
by thebighead on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THIS SO MUCH FUCKING THIS
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
CODY SAYS FUCK YOU UMP, IMMA GONNA DO THIS RIGHT
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
CODY ROSS, BREAKS UP THE NO HITTER WITH A HOME RUN AGAIN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
In all fairness
I think that was a pretaped interview they were running and the producers just didn’t cut away in time
Hallelujah!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
They were mid interview with the Phils hitting coach
But they didn’t even mention it. Really weird.
Yeah, but you have to be watching the game
and interrupt with a HR call. It caught them completely off-guard. They obviously stopped watching the game.
It is probably one of the worst calls I have ever seen in my life.
CODY ROSS FOR DICTATOR OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!
The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!
HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR NICE LITTLE CONVERSATION, BUT ROSS JUST WENT YARD, JOE BUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, glad they were replaying that taped interview during the live action HOME RUN.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
My goodness.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Yory Ross!!!
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
LOL SILENT STADIUM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know, they just kept going with their conversation until it landed in the seats, and then they casually mentioned it.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
It was recorded… but they shouldn’t have those stupid interviews anyway
by www.westcoastbias.com on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
best jacked-up rob corddry EVERRRR
Golden State Worriers: Angst & Analysis
asshole announcers
what fabulous dickwads
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
HOLY MOTHER OF PISS
WHY IS HE SO GOOD
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
See...told you no no-hitter
smug
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
CODY ROSS
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
that would be supremely uncomfortable.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
CHEATER!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
walk with me, Fontenot.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
I DO!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
OBP
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Tim McCarver used to play baseball, now he's a douchebag
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Fox is talking to some coach when Ross yanks one
bad call, producers. “oh and by the way, Cody Ross has hit a home run”
he was at second base before the announcers noticed
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Jeff Fletcher
Wow, that’s teh third consecutive game in which Cody Ross has gotten the #sfgiants first hit by hitting a HR. #phillies
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
payback's a bitch
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Buck's homerun call: "Oh, by the way, Cody Roth or something just hit a homer."
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
To go along side his
“It is caught by Tyree” during the Helmet Catch in Super Bowl 42
LOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon's was nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
Jon was actually watching the game.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You would think that someone on the Phillies bench would tell Ruiz and the pitcher “STOP FUCKING THROWING FASTBALLS TO CODY ROSS ON THE INSIDE CORNER!”
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
CODY MUTHAFUCKIN ROSS!!!!!
"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Brian Wilson
Walk with me, Grant!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
@LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
#Rosstober
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Now we just need get guys on base before Ross AB
The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!
those side by side ross homer freezes
are the best thing i’ve seen on fox in years
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
Awesome
"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Brian Wilson
that would be a nice touch. but victorino instead.
by cybermaldonado on Oct 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hacman Pt. 2?
At this point Ross should be going one flap down.
Has Edgar lost some weight during the season? I feel like he used to be chubbier.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BEST SHAPE OF HIS CAREER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rent?
That pitch was no where near you…
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SSory Roy X2
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Tlawsoy Ross
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria has a torn bicep?
yah pablo should be playing
there needs to be a picture in picture of these Phillies fans suffering
There should be a devoted webcam or something.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Oct 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Keith Law called Ross “Brian Sabean’s favorite mistake.”
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I think Sabean has been very lucky this year
Before the season Huff was his last option. In August, he went for Guillen (I shuddered even typing that name) and only got Ross to block the Padres.
Forgot to mention
Burrell falling into his lap for nothing.
He did a good job filling out the pen though.
fudge
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck
That was drilled.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Damn
Good sign, though
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
BABIP'D
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
shit
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
darn
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
didn't know Jimmy could still jump that high.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, funny they didn't mention his injuries
and go on to say “that was a great jump considering his hamstring”
Sheez.
That's the same kind of catch
made by Cal Ripken to win the 1983 World Series in Philly.
Hey! Maybe I oughta go over to the Good Phight and remind them of that?
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html
Good thing Fontenot got back
So Sanchez doesn’t have to lead off the next inning
WHY COULDN’T RENTERIA HAVE HIT THE BALL JUST THREE FEET HIGHER
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
I’m thinking a reorder of the lineup is in order.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
LOL Jonathan.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
/Bye Bye Baby
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
so is Ross our rf for 2011?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
At this rate he’ll be playing for the YankeeSawx.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lol
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
If Werth is truly out of the question
then yes I would be totally ok with that. He is good Rowand for way cheaper.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Like seriously Cody Ross, what in the fucking fuck?
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
I can understand why Philly fans hate Ross, though.
If someone was doing this to our team we would burn him in effigy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Like Scott Hairston…David Eckstein
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Available Now!

It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
Funny
I think Dirty and Cody have the exact same power zone. Ross just swings in, you know, other places too.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
How is Renteria able to bat with a torn biceps?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
OK, so how many people thought that was a replay of one of the Halladay home runs when you saw it without the announcers reacting?
/raises hand
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Me!
The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!
by Badly Browned on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
My feed is miles behind, so I accidentally glanced at McC early and saw people screaming CODY! Otherwise, yeah, I probably woulda been fooled.
LOLFOX
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I was legitimately confused for a second.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
Me too, especially because I looked away then looked back when it was in mid air.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
c'mon Dirty.
shutdown inning!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
shit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
I guess switching to the Van Halen Tee may have worked for now
"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean
Maybe not
"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean
by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh ffs
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
I really hate that Rectum Face.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Man, Grant almost got to that.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU RECTUM FACE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Joe Buck anagram: Cub joke
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
So much for the lead.
Hopefully Sanchez can keep it to 1 or none, but it’s the heart of the order now.
Panda woulda had it!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
This is karma for us making fun of Conrad last series, right?
by Murray, Present on Oct 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ME
I totally missed the new thread for like 15 minutes.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Please bunt Utley
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
fontinot
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
I just gotta say
for as much as I hate Cody Ross, it’s pretty damn incredible what he’s done this post-season.
'Terrible preview...pretty weak, didn't learn anything new. pretty sad." - mastermike
Negative Nancy.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Pop up or strikeout, please
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
I was still in the very first thread for a while.
Then I found the second thread, and was like aha!
Then after 10 minutes of that, I was informed there was actually a third thread.
So, now that I’ve caught up.
Hi.
LOL Chopped
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed.
So now I’m wondering if I should bother reposting the anecdote I made in the last thread, with no one actually in the thread, or simply drink more beers and watch the games.
Go Giants.
(and go Colts, not that I’m going to talk about football in a baseball thread especially during the playoffs but ohmygod Peyton Fucking Manning and run on sentences that are so long that I wish to stab my eye with a spork and call it justice for making this sentence so long.)
Go ahead and repost.
If a comment is posted in a Chopped thread, does it kill a tree? Or, uh, something.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck.
If that throw was online, it had a chance.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ugh
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
ugh
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
Poop
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
bah
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
We all knew they were going to score after we scored. It just had to be that way.
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
When is Ross up?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
FFS
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh Sanchez shouldn’t come out for the 6th
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
?
It’s the fifth.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
never mind
I misread what you said
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
c'mon Jonathan.
get Werth out.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
nice 1 pitch out.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
Pull Sanchez, he's getting tagged
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
So this is Sanchez's last inning right?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He might go one more
Willing to bet Bochy’s got his eye on double-switching Panda for Fontenot’s spot
Fontenot throw on target! Everyone call their mothers!
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
Ok, so can the Giants take the lead again now?
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
werth is not having a good go of it lately
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
except for hitting a HR last night
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oswalt looked very human last inning... this might be a big one coming up
FIRE BOCHY IMMEDIATELY!!!
This!
Ross rattled him some. We need to steal back momentum
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Andres
Andres: yes, just for you i will my little turtlepower !
by MisterOrange on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez might start the 6th
With a short leash. Any base runners and he is gone after Ibanez.
It's better to be lucky than good.
1-5 hitters please
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, last night they were able to score without hitting home runs… maybe they can do the same tonight?
Please?
I mean, winning 2 in Philadelphia seems highly unlikely, but at least it’s close enough that they could do it.
Maybe?
is anyone else relieved about that inning?
considering how they got away with a leadoff double with the heart of the order coming up.
A little
Sanchez was way way off on location to that sac fly. He is almost done.
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Olive Garden commercials: always annoying.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Olive Garden food: always bad.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WHEN YOU’RE HERE, YOU’RE FAMILY.
Cause we charge our family to be at our house.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I will never go to Olive Garden just because of their commercials. It’s true. I even made a fan page.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I get the feeling
Renteria is gonna have a clutch hit tonight
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
hey guys
considering that the phillies lineup is descended from the nephilim, destined for greatness, and represents the heart and soul of good ol’ america, it’s pretty cool that we’re only down by one run AND ARE IN THIS THING
LETS FUCKING GO, GIANTS
Come on Sanchez
You can’t allow a run right after what cody did for you!
Hey Andres, He will be throwing you fastballs. Probably out of the zone. You know it. we know it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
Torres has been AWFUL this playoffs... when will he break out
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oh gee
another strike a foot inside to a giant hitter. what a surprise
UGH
0-2
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
pathetic
Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!
Just got back from dinner in time to say...
FUCK YOU TORREALBA
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL WOW
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
The tone of Fox
especially He’s-Not-Your-Father’s (aka Joe) Buck, is that all’s right with world when the Phillies are ahead or get ahead. Unmistakable bias. See? says “good game” only when the Phils are ahead again.
No one loves him.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I don't really think that he's biased.
I think that he’s bored and disdainful towards this job because his name means he’s never really had to work hard to get ahead.
Give it up, Buck. Go do football only, or better yet, retire. It’s not like anyone ever enjoys your work.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I just don't like him
maybe because he just seems so prissy and doesn’t in any way resemble his father, which is unforgiveable for some wierd, unreasoned reason.
Brutal
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
8(
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Has Torres gotten on base this postseason?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah
Twice.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Slow bat is slow
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Why won't he go to a lighter bat?
I just don’t get it.
I fear it will just be like the wanting Fontenot over Panda
…now everyone wants Panda back
Jesus Rowand could do that
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Torres should probably start trying to bunt his way on.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
san francisco
“…All across the nation such a strange vibration
People in motion
There’s a whole generation with a new explanation
People in motion people in motion…”
stop regressing, Andres!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
Mole!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
it was his lucky appendix.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh please.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
MOLE
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
sancezzzzzzzzz
Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!
Mole
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Yes!
Freddy with the not-suck!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FORMER BATTING CHAMP
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THANK YOU
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
WTG Mole!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
i've got the answer guys. tuesday's lineup:
1 ross
2 ross
3 ross
4 ross
5 ross
6 ross
7 ross
8 ross
9 cain, but maybe ross
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
hey remember when Huff led the team in HRs.... yeah prove it!
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damn it, Huff
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
yay Ross!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Jesus, Aubrey.
That is not your pitch.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
god dammit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
huffdaddy
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
Posey has a hit in all postseason games
Keep the streak alive
c’mon Buster. hit it out to right center field.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
Buster’s due for his first postseason homer.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
werd
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
and another
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
please please please please please POSEY
Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!
LOL Phillies fans
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DEUCES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
damn. that was a fat pitch.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
I can't stand the way Ruiz moves every pitch
makes me hate him
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
fuck
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, Torres, Sanchez (less right this minute) and Huff
look right now to be the reason why if the Giants don’t take series
makes fp look good
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon Giants.
this is pretty pathetic.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
thank god... can they bat twice in a row
Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!
With his pitch count, there’s a good chance Oswalt can go all the way.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I need to change up the Karma
I am going off the game thread. See you guys in the post game thread.
It's better to be lucky than good.
Cody bats next inning
He will deliver
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
this!!!
has to carry all this losers. Freaking pat the bat psych huff sucking and buster poser. Ross is a beast.
OMG Giants suck so bad
WE’RE GONNA LOSE THIS GAME AND THEN GET SWEPT AT HOME AND JOE BUCK AND TIM MCCARVER AND THE UMPIRES WILL BE CELEBRATING IN THE PHILLIES CLUBHOUSE AND EVERYONE WILL BE LAUGHING AT US.
by Murray, Present on Oct 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
relax bro.
breathe in w/ the positive
breathe out w/ the negative
by MisterOrange on Oct 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
1-4 = Oswalt Great
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5-6 = Giants Suck (minus the ROSS)
Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!
Yes.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
both
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Column A, Column B
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
just keep it close and we’ll come back.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Giants have to score in the Ross inning, otherwise they head home with a split (not bad, of course; kinda wish this game was a blow-out instead of this fucking pecked to death type of game).
shut the fuck up
jesus christ. it’s baseball, anything can happen. have you not learned that in the previous 394739424 games you’ve watched in your life?
by BLBonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, n00b, have some fucking respect.
Don’t walk in here with all of 9 comments under your belt and start tossing around “Shut the fuck ups.”
That ain’t how it’s done.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Post Count matters. Except, not especially.
When someone is being unreasonable, they get told so. It’s sort of how this site has always worked, from my long-lurking days.
Sure.
But there are ways to tell him and ways to tell him.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously, you are new here.
I confirmed. You are in fact new here.
Take it from me that you have to get used to stupidity, overreactions, exaggerations, and most of all hypocrisy.
Also, I don’t recommend reading open game threads if you can help it.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
So we're stupid hypocrites, eh?
I notice you took some time off since the last time you were a jerk around here. Were you studying up to know more than the 80% of fake fans you talked shit about last time?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, about 80%.
I’ve been reading the comments on this site for about a year and that is my opinion.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Your knowing more than do 80% of fake fans is really not an impressive statistic. If you're a B- among fake fans, your grade among real fans is going to be dismal.
More seriously, how does it benefit anyone that you continue to trumpet your opinion that we’re all worthless? Perhaps, if you find our company so intolerable, you should find better company.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
quick inning would be nice, Dirty.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Oh man
I really do not like Sanchez being out there again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey we were down to braves 2-1 in the 8th. And their bullpen is better than the phillies.
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
we just need to hit it to Brooks Ibanez
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
They have to get there first. Oswalt is still under 80 pitches.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Ross
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Rollins.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
ugh
After this game, I have to walk the dog, do the dishes, read two papers, and prepare for class in the morning. Fuck you, eastern time zone.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I feel your pain.
I need to read 30 pages, write a paper, and yeah.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
DON'T WAKE THE BABY
Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!
Wow
What a catch
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
Holy crap!
Edgar! How did he catch that?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WOW RENTERIA WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
WOW WHAT A CATCH!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Renteria, good job.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Jimmy Rollins: Master of the popup
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
RENT?!
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
Oh god wow
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
2-1 in the sixth and people are giving up hope?
Havent you guys watched any of the giants games this year?
RENT!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
holy fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
That was dirty.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD, ROW-UUL!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
I had no idea Renteria reigned over an entire country
Thanks McCarver
I’m pretty happy Manuel decided to go with Ibanez over Francisco tonight.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
sanchy’s good
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
STFD RAUL
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
and defense
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want to watch sports center to hear carl ravich talk about how awesome oswalt was and hear john kruk kiss his ass.
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
If they win, you can bet I won’t be watching Quick Pitch tomorrow morning.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I do the same.
Must suck to be a Pirates fan.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
Sanchez’s best inning yet
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
WELCOME BACK SANCHEZ!!!!!!!
Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!
STFD, ROO-WEEZ!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Wow. So that’s what good Jonathan looks like, huh?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
18 K in 13 1/3 IP so far this postseason. Not so shabby.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Well
Thanks for proving me wrong, Dirty.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man. So glad to eat my words about Sanchez heading towards implosion. That inning was fucking awesome.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
95 thru 6
Not bad at all. Good game Dirty.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
considering the D and the ump, that’s not bad. neither is “only” 2 runs allowed.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
If Sanchez's spot doesn't come up...
Send him back out?
Yes, with a lease the size of nothing
Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!
Wait what kind of lease: a car? A building? WHAT?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Bean him and save three pitches?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
NICE INNING!
Come on crappy offense do something good! Ross you aren’t crappy though.
GET ON FOR ROSS
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
after 35 pitches in the 1st, only 95 through 6. including several error-and-fake-ball-prolonged innings
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
standard sanchez
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez should have thrown more warm-up before the game.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
maybe it’s satire?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Oswalt due to lead off next inning
Does he come back out for the 7th?
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html
with a lead?
yes
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He will be there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh, good. A Dane Cook commercial.
(Not for you guys, just for me. He’s coming to Tallahassee. Apparently, 4 million Facebook and Twitter fans can’t be wrong.)
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I dunno how he ever got famous.
He has not said one funny thing in his life.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
but but but
vomit dragon, LOL
/facepalm
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Pat, lay into one.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
RUNS
NOW
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
prediction
Ross will be the lead off hitter in Game 3, I know thats an easy prediction.
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
score some runs, you fucks!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
fudge
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
OH PAT, NO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Save us Cody!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
darn
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
WTP
Darn
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
BAH
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Fact
Cody Ross is a Hall of Famer. Fact.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
To the track!
Damn.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
FUCK YOU VICTORIN RECTUM FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCE
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
babeross
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
wind knocked that down
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
almost..
FU Victorino for showboating
by QualityOverQuantity on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
The greatest irony would be . . .
Fox’s missing a Ross home run because they were showing a Ross retrospective.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Dear Giants hitters
You’re allowed to extend your ABs beyond 3 pitches.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
to left? thats a hr 400 ft
Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!
50 feet to the left and that's gone, damn it
The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!
replays of Ross’ HR is reaching Ankiel level
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
fontenot is number one on my shit list
Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!
another easy inning
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
What a fucking shitty inning by the Giants. Fucking pathetic
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Ugh
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Guess
We’ll have to have an awesome 8th inning comeback
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
This will be known as the Mike Conrad game
for his two errors. TEAM PABLO!
oswalt's gotta be done... bing on madson
Introducing to the United States... The 2010 San Francisco Giants!
Ugh.
If they lose with this same score. The off day tomorrow is gonna be TURRIBLE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
really like to see Sanodval get an at bat this game.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
So,
rained a little today.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
significance?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
None.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Here's what I don't like about Fontenot...
He’s like Eckstein if Eckstein were raised by a mean stepfather.
Haha! what a loser. I hope all the other dogs laugh at him.
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
My grandmother raises corgis. They’re great dogs.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I was promised a whippet a year ago.
It didn’t make it past in utero though. There were two other pups that made it though, but, my cousin didn’t want to give us one. Incidentally, one is named Madison.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
You can whippets at any adult store...
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
This isn't making me feel better
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I will change my Corgi’s name to Cody if the Giants can win
"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean
by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe is injured.
Panda isn’t hitting much of anything.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Neither is Fontenot
Some proclaimed Fontenot a better fielder, I just haven’t seen it. He’s made quite a few errors in limited playing time with the Giants. To be fair, he’s being moved all over the place in the infield, but I don’t think he’s any better than Panda at third.
Got a DVR?
rewind and listen to the dripping disdainful tone when he mentions Cody Ross as with Stargell and three others of that post season HR hitting like.
This lady is pitchy
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Yo yo dawg. It was aight, but a little pitchy.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
In fact,
God damn them all!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard a catchy tune on the radio
something like “Allah bless Saudia Arabia” or sumpin.
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html
FUN FACT
God Bless America was written for the Boy Scouts of America
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Does that mean we're due?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I wonder why they call it a sales PITCH anyways.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
“an associated idea is that of a place from which one sells things, such as a site in a market or fairground in which a trader sets up (or pitches) his tent or stall, and by extension any spot on which an itinerant trader temporarily places himself. The sense of a salesman’s presentation, a sales pitch, derives from the shouted cries of these traders from their pitches.”
Cody Ross doesn't use it, because if he did, he wouldn't fit into the stadium.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
8th inning is going to be SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I'm about to fucking kill somebody.
My freaking roommate just interrupted me in the 6th inning of the freaking NATIONAL LEAGUE PLAYOFFS, which happen once a year, which the team that I live and die by hasn’t been in in 8 FRIGGING YEARS! to passive/aggressively and NOT directly, pick at me to let her watch Jerseylicious, which is recordable and able to be recorded or watched in reruns 15 times over the next week.
Then, AFTER I got up and sacrificed this moment that I have been waiting for SINCE 2002, when I expressed it was upsetting to me and defeated the purpose of a live sporting event, she had the audacity to tell me she couldn’t believe I was “coming at her like this” and that she should have clemency because she never interrupts me watching TV…which I don’t ever do anyway.
Really? I’m creating an imposition?
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
Your roommate is a bitch.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m pretty sure that people who get paid to talk abput baseball are upset the Giants and Rangers didn’t forfeit.
FUCK
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
Oswalt = TORTURE
I told ya they shoulda pulled Roy.
http://www.botecomm.com/bote/radio/radiodelay.html

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