Overflow Game One Dance of Victory Thread

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I know it's a small sample size
But is there something that we know about Roy Halladay that no one else does?
(not an actual doctor)
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I did stay at a holiday inn express last night
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
by 27freethrows on Oct 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude does not know how to throw outside of the strike zone.
Or maybe it some kind of curse, he is granted this awesome pitching talent, but he always cannot beat a single random team. The Giants are that team.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think it's simple
He pounds the strike zone. The Giants swing at everything. Ergo, we’re more likely to get lucky and run into one against him than most. It’s like that one situation where being an idiot actually leads you to do the right thing for the wrong reasons. Roy loves to throw first pitch strikes, and as has been pointed out here on numerous occasions, the Giants love to swing on the first pitch… and every other pitch after that.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Halladay is the time of day when our stopped clock is right.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Incredibly beautiful metaphor. Well done.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
This is my sense as well. The slop junkballers always tie up the Giants offense in knots. The strikethrowers —
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a great summation
The Phillies should make the Giants chase everything out of the zone, because the Giants will. Throwing in the zone means that a mistake pitch will come back to haunt them, since the Giants do more with four runs than most teams do with seven.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Yes, there is only one way to beat him.
Fucking Hack!!!
We did to him what Carlos Condit did to Dan Hardy
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I blame Buster Olney
hankschulman Henry Schulman
We need an admission tests for the media. Reporter to Wilson: “Can you talk about the four-out save, which you’re not accustomed to?”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
olney is really not as great as he thinks he is
“I wake up at 4 am and link other peoples blogs to my blog, i work so hard”
“Go Vanderbilt!”
(I actually kinda like Vandy, too)
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Olney grew up a Dodgers fan
In the Northeast. Takes a special kind of stupid.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
…………….
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
All I wanna do is a zoom zoom zoom and a zoom zoom!
No, really, all I wanna do is punch out Dinger.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Epic win with the photo
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
+1
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 16, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I know we are not supposed to troll
but it’s so tempting to post this photo on the Philly site…damn…
Do It!
they’ve got a good sense of humor about these sort of things, right?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Doubt it.
But you should do it anyway.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't do it
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah… no. That is not a good idea.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
No
Would you like if someone there posted stuff like here that was anti-Giants?
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Would we like it if some asshole Giant fans had signs like that behind the dugout at Pac Belle?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
They’ll probably see it eventually.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 16, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It is tempting, but right after a tough loss seems like bad karma.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 16, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
or the other gods
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Just a reminder to everyone
Trolling other sites couldn’t be more frowned upon. We do ban members here who act like dicks at other SBN sites
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Look at the ass on that guy. It’s like a ripe peach for chrissakes, it’s all I can do to stop from taking a bite…
/whistles
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Tough sign to make on a 4 X 3 card . . . but it could be done graphically.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
omg the signs
I love you Grant. I don’t care what folks say about you.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Wait, what do folks say about him?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 16, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That he's the bestest.
timmeh just doesn’t want to admit he’s following the crowd.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That he prefers the company of llamas
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Photo
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
That photo alone is why Grant is the best
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
JINX! STFU!
/jk
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
They're calling a talk show
Of course they’re getting ahead of themselves.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Any calls from Scott in Marin, though?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
The image at the top of this post is why I love you enough to hang out in your bushes at 3 AM, Grant.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
GIANTS' NEW MAGIC NUMBER: 7

\m/ (ಠ_ಠ) \m/
rock the fuck on.
"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"
I love this picture, Jonathan Sanchez, and you.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I have carried a SOLID man crush on Jonny since he was a rookie.
I mean seriously, he is such a stud. I wish I could look like him.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
I will hide this heresy here
he’s my favorite of the SPs. I hope he has a fantastic game tomorrow, whether or not the Giants can win it, just so the nation (except for Philly and NY) can see how great he can be.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain is my favorite Giant
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
This. Although Aubrey’s putting up quite a fight.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Beat Phucking Phillet.
I can’t put it more simply.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Mignon!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think
that both of Ross’s HRs would have been out at AT&T
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
People were arguing with me in the gamethread about it
I haven’t seen anything in the replays to make me change my mind
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He hit both pretty damn well. I think they would have been gone too.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
And Ruiz and Werth’s wouldn’t have.
Interesting…
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I think Ruiz’s would have been out. It was up and down the line.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on the wind
I think it would have been off the wall
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
???
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12842543&topic_id=14873088&c_id=mlb
Wasn’t really down the line at all. I might have gotten out, but just barely – more likely a double/triple off the bricks.
Well, not right down the line. But still before Mays Field juts out all nutty like.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Amateur research indicates
Here’s CBP according to a google image search:

Here’s AT&T:

That ball looked like it was hit right around where CBP is 350-360 feet. That would be about the same distance in AT&T, except for the fact that AT&T has a big ol’ wall.
I don’t think it gets out. Reasonable minds may disagree.
Fair enough. I think CBP has some height to it too, but I’ll concede that I don’t remember a lot of balls like Ruiz’s going out.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It's 24'
I’m pretty positive it’s off the wall at AT&T
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This is exactly what I was thinking as he hit it. Whether it’s the wall, distance, or the wind, I wouldn’t expect that to go out off the bat.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, maybe Ruiz's might have been close
but i dont think he got enough.
They were to the opposite field
It’s much harder to hit a HR to RF at AT&T
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Good thing we stole home-field advantage.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
they were fucking destroyed
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That is an odd reaction.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He scares me when he’s happy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. He’s cool as a clam when he loses.
by skilletboy on Oct 16, 2010 10:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I feel like running outside all willy nilly
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what was going on in this part of the world.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I have time off, but no tickets….
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a pretty tempting offer… I’ll have to think about it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
9 of the last 12 Philly outs came on a strike out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Maybe not murder, more like, spank.
We spank their souls.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
Scold. We scold them
for not understanding that we are better.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
oy
It’s 1:16 AM in the eastern time zone, and I’ve just finished my post-game tasks: walking the dog, doing the dishes, and getting some work done for school.
Tomorrow’s game starts half an hour later, and then I have to get up early the next morning. JOY!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
so does commander cody now own the honor of being
that first player to hit 2 HRs off of a pitcher who in his previous game pitched a no-hitter? picked a great time to earn that PS3 trophy
No idea, but Ross is the second person to hit two homers off of Halladay in a game this season. The other is Corey Hart. Also he joins Jeff Kent, Rich Aurilia, Will Clark and, uh, Benny Kauff as the only Giants to hit two homers in a playoff game.
And the first-ever 8-spot hitter to homer twice off Halladay! Isn’t that an amazing stat?!? Aren’t you amazed?!?
/Fox’d
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
At my level of drunkenness . . .
. . . everything amazes me.
Look! The History Channel features Genghis Khan!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
First ever 8-spot hitter to homer twice off of a guy who just threw a no-hitter in the playoffs in his previous start.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He was also the first Giant to
hit two HRs in a post-season game being watched by me from a wedding reception
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
4th player in history to hit 2 HRs in Game 1 of the NLCS, if that’ll do.
Mathewson, Clark, and another whom I forget.
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
UH?
Mathewson? In an NLCS?
STEPHEN REVETRIA strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
that’s what BBTN said. I’m pretty sure I didn’t get the name wrong
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe this thing about the media not actually knowing anything about our team is a good thing.
I like the Phillies fans being surprised that their hitters will strike out as much against our bullpen as they will against the starters.
Apparently it was never covered in the media that the Giants pitching staff led the majors in strike outs.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I very much prefer to be the underdog
leads to total hilarity like those fucking idiots standing around shocked after Wilson’s save tonight. Awesome.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
for old times sake


hope they both enjoyed tonight’s game.
"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"
BTW
The second dude got the black eye by Phillies fans who beat him up for throwing up on a little girl.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
good for that Phillie Phan ......
i would’ve helped. lol!
"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"
by GIANT stoner on Oct 16, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
that came out wrong.
what i meant to say was, good for that Phillie Phan who connected and gave him the black eye …… i would’ve helped.
"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"
by GIANT stoner on Oct 16, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
As I remember it, several fans tackled him and threw punches.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LOL!
that kid’s lucky the black eye was the only damage. i live in south philly and have seen guys put in the hospital for far lesser things. that guy lucked out ….. big time. could you imagine if that happened at the VET??? he would get thrown from the 700 level!
"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"
by GIANT stoner on Oct 16, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
the puker is a dude? looks like a woman in the pic
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t it the girls dad who happened to be a cop?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Her dad was a cop, but he had nothing to do with the puker’s (deserved) rough treatment.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U94Vm5pnsH4
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 16, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
If I was the father of the girl who got vomited on, I would’ve unleashed hell on that fat kid
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 17, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
He was an off-duty cop, a grown-up and also smart. What happens to his daughter if he kicks the shit out of that guy and he gets arrested? Who’s going to look after her once he allows himself the luxury of venting his (justifiable) anger?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
the bat landed on Ruiz as if he gave it to him and said
“heres the bat n00b”
by Wreckonized on Oct 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember Cousins didn’t get out of the way when he was going back to the dugout on one of them and Ross shouldered right through him. Anybody else remember that?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
yes
I thought it was ridiculous. At the time I was pissed at cousins too.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
"I whistled because you're sexxxy"?
Well, Lincecum was wondering why. He said it was because his butt looked good. Lol!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC proud ENFORCER!!
You've been Timminized by Tim Lincecum!
"No one on this team is Troy Polamalu. When God made him, he touched him a couple of extra times." -Safety Ryan Clark-
It does, though.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Cody
The list of SF-era Giants who have hit two home runs in a playoff game: Jeff Kent, Rich Aurilia, Will Clark… and now Cody Ross.
...Wait, what?
“I don’t think we can do nothing to bring this game back tonight,” Phillies manager Charlie Manuel said.
Can anyone understand this?
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=301016122
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It helps if you pronounce it in a drawl.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think Charlie Manuel sounds like Foghorn Leghorn.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I think, I say, I think
You’re right
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So, when do we wake up from this dream to discover the Giants really went 70-92 and we’re discussing who should be on the 2011 team?
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Correction
you’re in limbo and we’re all just fabrications from your subconscious
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
/Inception’d
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I was also thinking /Matrix’d on this one.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
well, you could always find out if you’ve been Inception’d or not by jumping off a building.
in fact, im sure there’s a Giants game coming up that should get you pretty close to jumping.
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
THIS SHIT IS REAL
REAL GANGSTA, BITCHES.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ma SFG, I do it big.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 16, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
fun fact
This morning I found my (LOLd) 2006 Irish Heritage Night shirt, and wore it.
And as I put it on I thought, man, I’ve seen some crappy baseball these past few years. And now it’s all worth it.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Wilson
Kicks Ass. Also, I’m drunk on Giants Fever! Also, I’m drunk at 730am.
No one here gets out alive.
Not sure yet. the buffet downstairs at the hotel opens up in 15 min. Ill let you know :)
No one here gets out alive.
boss...
scrambled eggs and sausage must play a role in this
must have mimosas to celebrate ( I know it’s not native to Spain, but it’s orange and that’s all it needs to be!)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
I smell like cocktails and cigarettes
but i’ll try to down an orange mimosa to celebrate.
No one here gets out alive.
Eggs ans Sausage?
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC proud ENFORCER!!
You've been Timminized by Tim Lincecum!
"No one on this team is Troy Polamalu. When God made him, he touched him a couple of extra times." -Safety Ryan Clark-
Went to the game!
Best [insert obscene sum of money] I ever spent! Holy Christ I am still pumped up. Only saw a few other Giants fans, and one Panda hat.
Only mild harassment from the Philly fans for our caps.
Hi Mom!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
At the game I went to in Atlanta, my family and I were the only Giants fans in our section. There was a guy in a Yankees jersey and another in a Cubs shirt, though.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I always find it extremely humorous when I see people at games wearing gear from teams that aren’t playing in said game.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
I see nothing wrong with it except for people who show up at AT&T wearing Dodgers stuff when the Giants are facing the Brewers.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I don’t really mind. Just find it funny.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
I find it dumb
I’m going to the Giants game… and wearing my A’s hat! REPRESENTIN
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 6:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I GOT CHOP'D
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
You've been...

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: The Padres' season in a nutshell:
It’s Really Over
by Friar Fever on Oct 16, 2010 11:23 AM PDT
On Friday, October 15th, 2010, I was finally confronted with the reality that it was really over. I headed out to Petco Park to purchase a few copies of the Padres 2010 Photobook (which for 5 bucks is an AWESOME deal). I got off the trolley at 12th & Imperial and headed towards the gates of the Park at The Park. At about 9:53am, as I was walking through the Park at the Park, I heard a noise. Not a very loud noise, but it was mechanical. As I continued my walk, I saw the most heartbreaking sight.
There was a bulldozer in the sandbox taking down the “BELIEVE” sand sculpture. I stood there watching this machine take out pieces and flatten out the dreams and aspirations of an entire season. All that remained at that point was the Friar and the word “BELI”. The clouds began to release a light sprinkling. As if the Baseball Gods were crying through the clouds. Even they didn’t want to see what was happening. I felt helpless. I got the urge to run down those stairs and jump in front of the dozer like a man protecting an aging tree. This was our treasure, our beloved symbol of hope. I was too late. I walked away shamed that I could do nothing to save it. I went to the team store, bought my Photobooks and walked outside knowing I’d have to go back the way I came. When I returned to the sandbox, it was gone. All that was there was sand. No Friar, no bulldozer. No sign of life. It was in that moment that I’d come to the realization that the 2010 Padres season was officially over.
6 comments | 1 recs
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
Here it is in all its glory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lXQHs-c-XY
My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s nice, but I was imagining something larger and cooler.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that fits perfectly.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You know how I know your ballpark is a fucking joke?
Because you can write this sentence about it:
There was a bulldozer in the sandbox taking down the "BELIEVE" sand sculpture.
by apistat on Oct 16, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Sounds like that 'dozer operator
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Stay sandy, San Diego.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Geronimo in the gondola?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
what I want to know
is why did it take him a whole nother week to get a grip on their postseason non-reality?
this guy clearly has not one friend, friends don’t let friends type whiney crybaby sap!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Should I be as happy as I am reading this?
I mean really. Fuck those guys. It’s finally our turn.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd also like to point out
the grand total of six comments this front-page post has gotten in the last twelve hours. That’s definitely part of the Padres’ season.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I mean, this site had playoff threads last year that were into the hundreds for games not involving the Giants.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew the Padres season was over
when Sanchez hit that triple. “they’re done.”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It's 1:30 am
But I would like to talk about the Giants for the next six hours, please.
Sorry,
busy.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
How about I tell you a story? A story about how I met your mother.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 16, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
OT, but...
Speaking of the immortal NPH, was anyone else totally confused by this headline before actually reading the article?
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 17, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Can we have a game that isn't torture
…
On second thought, I just know that we’ll get a 12-2 drubbing if I actually request that. I don’t need that kind of irony. So the request is withdrawn.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Yeah... MOAR TORTURE PLEASE. IZ LIKE IT VERY MUCH SIRR. IMLIKE FUKIN OLIVER TWIST... PLEASE SIR CANIHAS MOAR TORTURE!!!
by skilletboy on Oct 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Sounds more like Tom Brown’s School Days.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at Kome buffet watching the last inning on the TVs. When Victorino struck out to end the game, a chorus of cheers erupted from the people around me. I did a fist pump. It was pretty cool.
by Natto on Oct 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I was at John's Incredible Pizza in Fresno, hosting a Boy Scout Event
the sports room was packed with people cheering for the Giants.
It was so awesome.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was driving around Anaheim avoiding my house when I checked At Bat and it said 3 outs in the B9 and so I drove into the In N Out for celebratory dinner and when the guy asked “How are you this evening?” (they’re so polite!) I answered with “Fantastic, the Giants just won!” and he laughed “That’s great, glad to hear it!”
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
I’m always pretty impressed with how polite and energetic they are, you couldn’t pay me enough to keep that up for a full shift.
I know, rite? I mean, I’m a teacher by trade, got a lot of patience for the childrenz, but my tolerance is exponentially lower for adults. They must pump that place full of happy gas because I have never been greeted with less than a smile and a cheery tone.
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Is John's good ?
There’s one like 5 mins from me
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I must admit,
I have a strong affinity for John’s. The Alfredo pizza and Nacho pizza is so badass. Just really delicious.
Its a TERRIFIC place to take kids.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thanks
I’ll have to check it out. Maybe tomorrow
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
The lunch buffet is cheaper
but for an adult meal and drink its like 12 bucks. All you can eat pizza, pasta, salad buffet. Pretty fun game room.
But serious. The Nacho Pizza, and the Alfredo Pizza.
I have not tried the Spicy Peanut Butter Pizza but it is supposed to be good too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the 12 dollar is for dinner.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow 12 bucks?
That sounds good, and the only Pizza I’ve had since I came here is Pizza Hut
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I've been to John's Incredible Pizza in Fresno!
It’s like we’re best friends!
/awkward silence.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions
But we should all remember
Momentum doesn’t exist. Tonight, we shifted the odds in our favor. But that’s all we’ve done. Let’s go out there and do it again.
Momentum comes in second only to postseason experience on the list of lazy bullshit cliches that every sportswriter pretends are incredibly important.
Momentum is overrated. But experience does play a role albeit a small one. The Giants are over that hump now.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno...
Phillies fans seem afraid of Dirty and AT&T…
If we win tomorrow…. Ooohhh.. I can’t even go there.
by skilletboy on Oct 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I would laugh my ass off if we swept them after all that pre series bullshit
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Momentum is the next day's starting pitching
oh wait. Ours is fucking awesome. Check.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
How was the KNBR broadcast?
I could see Joe Buck from my seat in the 3rd deck. I wanted to throw a Yuengling at him, hard.
Yuengling is awesome
weren’t there any rocks around?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk & Kuip & Flem were better. Flawless, even.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
utterly fantastic
Joe Buck can take his Ross Gload double and cram it.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
But that was really his biggest error
He was passable, which is really all you can hope for from a national broadcast until they realize that they should just bring in local guys to do the damn thing.
That and the "Wasn't watching" thing
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Except that Kuip keeps calling halladay "holliday"
that really drives me nuts
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It's almost like he's just doing it on purpose now
or that he really believes it’s that way and thinks everyone else is saying it wrong. It’s so weird.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He does call Juan Uribe "Ah"ribe.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Robert Vick
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OH MY GOD HE SHOULD BE FIRED
STEPHEN REVETRIA strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That was SFGuy’s point.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
He pronounces it like ‘hall’.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Also a key moment:
Bochy’s mound visit in the 3rd (?). Runners on, Ryan Howard at the bat, and here comes Bochy to calm down Tim. A K ensues.
bochy iz magik
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
But I didn't even have to use my AK
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta say it was a good day… Eeeew ayyyie!!!
by skilletboy on Oct 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
/celebratory gunfire in the air
… damn, for once I miss the Third World.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Exterminate Legions!
/Time Crisis’d
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
To slay from far away?
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 17, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Also this
JeffFletcherAOL Jeff Fletcher
Story of the night: Bruce Bochy used the word “coalesced” in his postgame press conference. Correctly, too. #sfgiants
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
one of the commentators said “genuflect” during a Timmy strike out.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
It was his first one. Werth.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Roy Halladay: Still actually a pretty classy dude
Halladay thought he fanned Burrell but refused to criticize Cousins.
“It’s part of it,” Halladay said. “There were obviously calls they wanted, too. If you don’t get a pitch, you have to make the next one.”
I respect opposing players who aren’t Mat Latos.
(Side note: in this comment, “Mat Latos” is pronounced “whiny”)
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
annoyed
that his comment was dragged out for the NYT article yesterday
by Your mother on Oct 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
No beef with Roy at all
cool dude. But glad he lost.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude has class.
Also amazing pitching talent.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I like Halladay
Seems like a good guy, and a ridiculously good pitcher. Also, I really enjoy pitchers who can man up and toss a complete game, which is becoming rarer and rarer.
/Dibble’d
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
it is part of the game of baseball
and i am glad he is a classy guy. and a great pitcher as well.
fans get angry, players get angry and managers get angry. but that is just all in the moment. tomorrow is a new day. we (or the phillies) will go out there with winning on our minds. and who ever wins 4 will move on
by Wreckonized on Oct 16, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He was my favorite non-Giant, but then I disliked him for a bit after he joined the Phillies.
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 17, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
You know what was really awesome about that game?
It was Victorino who struck out to end it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
baseball is such an f'd up game
When that dude came up I thought how, why did it have to be him for the final out? Hairston lives again.
Awesome.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The rectum-faced cherry on top.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions
You know what else was awesome?
That reaction shot of Bochy in the dugout when Wilson fell behind 2-0 or 3-0. Bochy was shaking his head in disbelief—but it wasn’t entirely clear if this was because Wilson was getting squeezed or because it was just another day of torture at the office when Wilson pitches. Either way, it seems pretty consistent with the fact that his massive head was really in the game.
by Duelling Brandos on Oct 17, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Man
every time I see an interview with buster I just can’t believe how composed he is for such a young dude. sounds like he’s 35
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
he has an old soul!
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
bonus points for the sensible dress shirt
At least some sports stars can avoid ridiculously stupid affliction t-shirts and whatnot.
IKR
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't stop marveling... How many octaves lower is he than Barry?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time I see an interview I remember how great he is, as well as how young he is. Then I crack a smile because I know he’s here to stay for a while.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
/Walrus’d
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the way he dresses. I see a lot of ballplayers that wear those Ed Hardy shirts and I’m sorry but I think they are the most obnoxious articles of clothing. He wears normal shirts and just dresses well. I don’t know why I notice this I just do and I like it.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
by sanfrankid on Oct 16, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Wilson’s little laugh when the reporter asks him about how he’s not used to pitching the 8th is awesome.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
“Hey, is that your girlfriend? Heh.”
OH BRIAN U SO BAD /giggles
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HANDLING THE STAFF
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, folks
In honor of Game One of the NLCS, I FINALLY got around to telling the epic tale of my trip to Game Three of the NLDS:
It’s ridiculously long, but there are pictures at the end!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
GO TO BED!
Thanks for the story though,
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know, I know.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
I like how the first 5 paragraphs are not even about you going to the game yet.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/shift-A
chopped
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I have a legit reason for this one!
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah. I had to talk to a friend.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what Bochy said about Buster’s speed on the basepaths.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh
I don’t know who I’d put up there, but, much as I love my son, I think it’s time to demote him out of the leadoff slot. He needs to move down in the order. Maybe put Ross or Fontenot in there?
It's 5 games
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He's Due!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If anything, I’d move everybody up and stick him in at 9th.
But I personally wouldn’t make a move.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Yeah I'm not sure what the fix is either
But man, if you were an opposing pitcher, would you throw him anything but breaking stuff below the zone?
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
I just want him to stop chasing the breaking ball off the plate or bouncing.
He is still the best option for leadoff, I dunno who you would replace him with.
We could really use one of his 4-5 or 3-4 games.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Speaking of roster movement
I think Pablo should start tomorrow, Fontenot should go to 2nd and Sanchez should sit
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I woul be ok with that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sanchez is looking ready to be bumped out of the 2 hole.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This too
I’d go with something like
Fontenot 3B
Ross RF
Huff 1B
Posey C
Burrell LF
Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Uribe SS
Against RHP, that is. Fontenot had a good game, stole a base too.
No Pablo vs RHP?
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Fontenot is better defensively and is adequate vs RHP
Fonty really sucks against lefties – that’s when I’d play Pablo.
I mean instead of Freddy
Fontenot to 2B
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
respect the streak
crash’d
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW
I LOVE YOU GUYS AND I LOVE THE GIANTS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 16, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
HI JPONRY!
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
omg rec’d
and WE LOVE YOU TOO
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess you’ll have to get drunk for tomorrow’s game too.
I mean, you gotta stick with what works.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
This is hilarious
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 17, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
DO YOU HEAR THE GIANTS SING?
SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN
IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT
BE SHUT OUT AGAIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
drunk
yet still can type impeccably
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE
WHO WILL BE STRONG AND STAND IWTH ME?
BEYOND CBP IS THERE A WORLD YOU LONG TO SEE?
THEN JOIN IN THE FIGHT THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE RIGHT
TO BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
simply awesome
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I’M EVEN SINGING ALONG TO IN MY LIFE
THIS IS MY LEAST FAVORITE SONG IN THE WHOLE PLAY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
keep going!
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
IN MY LIFE
ROSS HAS BURST LIKE THE MUSIC OF ANGELS THAT LIGHT IN THE SUN
AND MY LIFE SEEMS TO STOP
AS IF SOMETHING IS OVER
AS IF SOMETHING HAS SCARCELY BEGUN
SABEAN
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO HAS BROUGHT ME HERE
THANKS TO YOU
I AM ONE WITH THE GODS
AND VIC’TRY IS NEAR!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 16, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
AND IT SOARS THROUGH A WORLD THAT IS NEW THAT IS FREE!!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
WILL YOU GIVE ALL YOU CAN GIVE
SO THAT THE GIANTS CAN ADVANCE
BALLS WILL FALL AND BALLS WILL LIFT
WILL YOU MAN UP AND TAKE THE CHANCE
THE TEARS OF THE MEDIA
WILL WATER THE GIFS THAT NOW DANCE
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
WHEN B-WEEZY CROSSES HIS HEART
AND ROSS’S BAT BEGINS TO DRUM
OUR SECOND ACE WILL GET A START
WHEN TOMORROW COMES
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
+1 on everything
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by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd prefer it if jporny were drunk
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Tim Lincecum since September 1: 7-1, 1.88 ERA
Jonathan Sanchez since September 1: 5-1, 1.05 ERA
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
WHERE IS THE OPTION
TO FUCKING ‘LOVE THIS’?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
maybe if we ask Grant nicely, he’ll make us a LOVE THIS action that turns things red :)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
oh! lol me
LOVE THIS action that turns things red/blushes
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Gallo notices . . .
a slight flush on chest and cheek.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
ahh, quit it! I just want to enjoy tonight’s win without getting another stomach ache about tomorrow’s game! :o(
is that so wrong???
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
yes. it's clinically impossible
giants-induced gastritis. side effects include headaches and excessive /facepalm and nail-biting.
From Twitter
ben_sally @keithlaw Halladay without “postseason experience”=no hitter. With “postseason experience”, 8H, 4ER. #tehfear
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
HAH!
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by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
super drunk jponry makes me LOL irl
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
DO I DREAM?
I’M AWAAAAAKE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
drink more?
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No I have to save up for tomorrow.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Did they have chandeliers at the Public House? I didn’t notice from the bar area.
To swing from.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I shall have that second drink after all!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
MAN
Did anyone hear the broadcaster that yelled “INTO LEFT FIELD!” on the foul ball that Ruiz (I think) hit foul down the right field line in the bottom of the 9th?
SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THAT'S RIGHT
Still scared the hell out of me.
Dumbass announcers.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Unfortunately . . .
everything scares the hell out of me during Giant games.
I’m fairly calm in other circumstances. Really.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I yelled out, “GOOD GOD, YOU ASSHOLE, YOU HAVE A BETTER ANGLE THAN I DO.” My two-year-old daughter responded with “Go Giants! Go Giants! Go Giants!” as she danced around the living room, as she did for the entire ninth inning.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
OMG ♥
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
..

When I watch Giants games, she grabs my hat and puts it on backwards, dancing around and singing “Go Giants! Go Giants!” She has no chance.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Soooo cute!
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
omg so cute
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
looks like she hasn't slept since Monday
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully she never will
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm older than you . . .
and I think she knows perfectly well. Right now.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
D’awww! So cute!
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Adorable!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I’ll accept that from you, but not from Walrus Man.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re a bad parent.
Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".
by El Person on Oct 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man stories like that make me wonder how I turned out a Giants fan
I mean my dad has a passing interest in baseball (and is a Yankee fan, but the Giants are his NL team), and my mom is a Padres fan.
And I didn’t like any local team growing up-except the Giants.
I think it was my dad’s hatred of Jose Oquendo
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
that's a really cute kid
but do you really want to raise her as a Giants fan? Aren’t they laws against that?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Dialing children’s protective services as we speak.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 16, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You are raising her well.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
make her do that every game Grant!
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Parent of the year.
Awwwwww
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Tomorrow she’s going to be singing, “You asshole! You asshole! You asshole!”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Can I take credit/debit for Alex_Lewis?
The answer is no, though I did talk to him as a yoot as I talk here. Made him pray to Willie. Some of your parents did the same.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This is Ross Gload

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF did Kansas do? Scatter them like the Dust Bowl?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The hat says it all.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Accompanied by that smile thing he’s doing.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
And I always thought he was a tungsten mine in Idaho.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
FWIW
Gload smoked that ball.
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
Giants/Phillies leading off SportsCenter
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Unpossible. #5 Nebraska losing is the biggest sports story since The Miracle at Lake Placid!
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
That was the 3rd story
(OSU/Wisconsin was 2nd)
Also I’m a Longhorns fan so that made me happy. And “Taylor Swift” is a horrible nickname
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
well
OSU losing IS actually a pretty huge story. Opens way for boise to play in the national championship. WOOT
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by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
TerreLOLe Pryor
(I actually don’t know how he did, but I will never accept that he is a good QB)
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
me either
him and jacory harris. It really seems like every time I watch them play they suck. And I’m left wondering why the hell they get so much hype. And no, I’m not racist. They’re just not good QBs.
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by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s because they are the quarterbacks for Ohio State and Miami, respectively.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
yeah, that must be it
I guess everyone expects them to be good because of that. But they just aren’t.
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by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Pryor would be a good WR (assuming he has hands)
I mean he’s tall and reportedly ran a 4.2 40
But he just doesn’t look like a good QB
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I feel the exact same way
It’s not their fault either, they’re just hyped so damn much.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Harris actually seems like a cool dude
but sheesh. Not a very good QB. Though he’s been injured so that might play a small part. The only reason I even care about him is I’m a bit of a Miami fan. The only team I chose for front-running reasons. Big Frank Gore fan back in the day
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by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I like both of them
And I’d love to see a legit black QB just to shut up the actual racists out there. Unfortunately, I think the problem starts much earlier than college as most of the best football players get shifted to other positions.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Denard Robinson was doing pretty well
And that kid from Auburn-Cameron Newton looks pretty good
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
also there's that mcnabb guy
and warren moon. and randall cunningham. And Mike Vick. There have been plenty of good black QBs, but IMO pryor and harris just aren’t that good.
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by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, for sure
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
But none of those guys ever won a Superbowl
I’m not trying to be argumentative, I’ve just heard too much of the ridiculous bullshit about how black QBs can’t handle the pressure, aren’t smart enough to run an NFL offense, etc. I hope Cam Newton wins 3 straight Superbowls for the 49ers.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
You'd think the fact that Trent Dilfer has a ring would render this argument invalid
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Trent Dilfer was smart enough to “play within himself”, “let the defense do it’s job”, and “not lose the game.”
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 17, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Here's an idea
don’t give a shit about what those idiots say.
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by bondslegend on Oct 17, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Boise is still a longshot even if they finish undefeated. A one loss team from the SEC or Big 10 could still jump them due to Boise’s schedule
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Protip
boise’s schedule isn’t weak at all. The Vatech win will end up looking a LOT better than anyone thought it would.
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by bondslegend on Oct 17, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Wyoming, Louisiana Tech, San Jose State, New Mexico State, Hawaii, Idaho, Fresno State, Utah State, Nevada.
The only road game of any difficulty this year is at Nevada.
Thing C
so at va tech and oregon state don't count or something?
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by bondslegend on Oct 17, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
oh
home games don’t count. Gotcha.
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by bondslegend on Oct 17, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
if BSU goes undefeated AGAIN, and they let a 1 loss team in over them, AGAIN, then the BCS is fucking retarded.
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by bondslegend on Oct 17, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that really the only thing that will prove that to you?
The BCS is pretty dumb as it is. The 2011 Rose Bowl: Virginia Tech vs. Virginia: this time it’s personal!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions
They've already shown that they can beat "big time" teams in bowl games
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by bondslegend on Oct 17, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
My point is that they’re playing like 3 decent teams all year—VA Tech on a neutral field (call it a roadie if you want, point remains), OSU at home, @ Nevada.
Compare that to any major-conference team and it’s a complete joke.
Thing C
no, actually it isn't
because they’ve already beaten “major conference” teams in bowl games. So yeah.
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by bondslegend on Oct 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
They should get a chance at the national championship if they win every game on their schedule
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by bondslegend on Oct 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
For SoCalGal


No one here gets out alive.
by Bond16 on Oct 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL DRUNKFAST
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by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
please do
I’m sure I’m not original enough to have invented it. Although a google of it comes back with nothing but tips on getting drunk fast.
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by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
/prepare “drunkfast” for “newfriends” tomorrow . . . in advance, or course/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!!!!!!
oh man, just watched replay of ross’ second home run, as he’s rounding 3rd you can clearly hear a Philly fan yell “HE’S ON STEROIDS! NO DOUBT!”.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Night all.
Till tomorrow!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Y’all got me listening to Les Miz and I lvoe it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW THE GIANTS WILL FIGHT
AND SO THEY MIGHT
DOGS WILL BARK
FLEAS WILL BITE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yep, still awesome.
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
This year never actually happened
Doesnt that make everything make perfect sense now?
we’re all zombies?
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Oct 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, not zombies! it was the Doctor, in the TARDIS, with the sonic screwdriver, duh!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Any idea when the new season starts? I get the feeling its gonna be like Top Gear where I wait for the BBC America broadcasts and then find out they’ve already done half the season in the UK and I have the internets.
No idea
Christmas special sometime in Dec. Season starts sometime in Spring. It’s going to be split up with the other half in Fall.
Allons enfants de San Francisco,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de les Phillies,
L’rally towel est levé, (bis)
Entendez-vous dans le CBP
Mugir ces féroces Philadelphians?
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
Égorger vos starters et vos relievers!
Aux armes, Giantes,
Formez vos lolineups,
Marchons, marchons !
Qu’un team impur
Abreuve nos sillons !
by GiantPain on Oct 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
darn! I took spanish in high school :o(
rec’d it anyway for translation skillz!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Indeed . . .
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras.
Aux armes, Giantes.
Pon les battones sur pelottes,
Marchons cerque les basses
Mais non le towel levee.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Montreal make the playoffs this year?
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
NO EPONINE DON’T WANDER THE STREETS AT NIGHT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
AND IF I SHOULD DIE IN THE FIGHT TO BE FREE
WHERE THE FIGHTING IS HARDEST THERE WILL I BE
LET THEM COME IF THEY DARE
WE’LL BE THERRRRREEEE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So Who's all going to public house tomorrow?
Should we show up early and heckle Marty Laurie?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
JO-SE GUI-LLEN
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Oct 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've been watching MLB Network for the past 2 hours and I'm incredibly annoyed by listening Harold Reynolds over and over.
True story.
Hella.
So what do I do? I changed the channel.
You can subscribe to my blog, just follow the link in my profile.
Hella.
I like how one verse from Gavroche is enough to convince the students that Javert is a fraud. That’s all it takes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
podracing little twerp
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont think you have much of a choice :D
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Did anyone here repost the stray Facebook comment from someone whose Life Name I didn’t recognize?
Cody Ross’s name spelled backwards: Ssory Doc.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
I “like” this
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
*liked?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY. SHIT.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Did I just Inception'd?
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Little known fact
Cody’s middle name is Keredy, Keredy Ross.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I SAW IT!
What You Did There
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
that is awesome
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Upgrade to Pro today!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
OT
I’m trying to transfer to SFSU for Fall 2011. I would have to live on campus because I really don’t want to try to find an apartment and pay utilities and such. My parents really can’t afford to pay the $15,000+ a year for me to go to school up there. I can’t really qualify for any cal grants and usually don’t get offered those kinds of grants for people who can’t afford it as my parents make too much money. I’m looking into scholarships but realistically I’m going to have to take out a student loan. I still want to be claimed as a dependant but I’m confused with how the student loan process works. I’d be ready to graduate around Spring 2013 and want to defer payment till after I graduate but my mom was saying something about me having to not be a dependant or something. I don’t know can someone explain this to me?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Well, if you claim yourself as Independent
You might be able to get more back after your taxes (if you’re working) and you aren’t required to report your parents’ income in your financial aid application which in essence should raise your chances of funding. But when I went to SDSU, FAFSA wouldn’t let me claim as an independent unless I was over 25 years old or was emancipated from my parents even though I claimed independent on my taxes, was working, and paid for everything on my own.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
I don’t want to be independent because I want to keep my health insurance. I’m still under my parent’s and I’d prefer not to be uninsured.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Yeah but I have PPO and I like being able to go to different doctors without referrals and being able to do that kind of stuff on my own.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Ah I see
I’m sure your best bet is consulting with a financial counselor at SFSU. It would be difficult to get a cal grant but I’m sure a loan is highly doable as many of my friends were in the same situation and were able to get loan offers. And I’m not sure what kind of student health SFSU offers but SDSU had some pretty decent student health care while I was there. Perhaps you can try to see if SFSU offers anything if push comes to shove. Sorry I can’t be of much help then.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
not exactly sure what you are asking...(none of this is legal advice)
Are your parents reluctant to sign for a PLUS loan? Or are you reluctant to get one? Or does someone have credit/bankruptcy problems?
Sorry our state has cut back on all that stuff… is that $15k for living costs b/c you won’t live at home?
Finally, make sure your health insurance will cover treatment around here. I’d imagine it’s not a problem, but if that’s your prime motivation for sticking on their policy you should check.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I live inthe Los Angeles area so living up there is a given and I think it would be easier to live on campus. We just don’t know about student loans because we’ve been fortunate enough to not need them. I go to a local csu campus and we pay under $5k a year for tuition. I live at home and have my PPO medical insurance under my parents. It’s about 15K or so with tuition and room and Board not including any books or other things. I’m pretty sure my health insurance would cover me up there. It’s Anthem Blue Cross PPO so I can see pretty much whoever I want as long as they accept my insurance which most places do. It was mostly my mom saying that I might get more money if I wasn’t claimed as a dependant. I’m sure they’d cosign for me, they have excellent credit.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
yeah your insurance s/b fine
I think you’re stuck on the financial aid (i.e. grants), but if they will take out the loans for you I think PLUS loans are unlimited.
I haven’t dealt with this stuff for a long time, but as long as you and your parents will sign papers there are no end of banks that want to loan you money. Just remember: student loans aren’t mortgages, they aren’t discharged in bankruptcy, generally. And defaults on them (not saying you will of course) follow you for a long time.
Good luck! Sorry for not remembering where you were, I now remember you asking for advice when coming up for a game.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Bring him peace
Bring him joy
Tim is young
Tim is only a boy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s a good song
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The beard will overtake those soon enough
by Monkeyking42 on Oct 16, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If by ‘pretty’ she means ‘crazy’, then yes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
awww! is the party over already?
did everyone go to bed or is everyone passed out? I hate being the sober one :o(
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
You can be the designated poster
Since a lot of other people seem to be posting after tipping over a few drinks.
Still here. Just finished my physio and catching up with news feeds. The interwebs are saying the Giants won today, is that true?
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 16, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m still listening to les miz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
but i’m about to pass out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lulz
I guess your front-yard partiers aren’t out tonight?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard some yelling a little while ago but I think I’m drunk + tired enough tonight that I’ll just fall asleep.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Are you calling me drunk?
/is drunk
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm here (unfortunately) listening to Jimmy Eat World host a music show
but hey, I get to eat again
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Oh and the unfortunately is in reference to Jimmy Eat World
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
i missed the game because I had to work (argh!!!!) but before that, my parents came over and I got to see my dad’s beard; he dyed it black to “match” Wilson. He’s 68 and usually has a gray beard, so it was quite an awesomely hilarious shock. He took off his hat (he’s bald, duh…) and he was Cody Ross.
I have an on call shift tomorrow and I am no anxious that I’m going to miss the game tomorrow, too. Reading through the GDT has made my night, though. Too awesome.
by reneved on Oct 16, 2010 11:56 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, he’s fucking awesome. He’s the reason I’m a baseball fan – he played in the minors and was drafted to the majors right before a shoulder injury that meant he was done (he was a pitcher.) He’s a part time bartender now and so he’s got a good hook up to season tickets through the bar, too. Love my papa!
people are going apeshit over this team
Is this happening in Oaktown/tha 510 too? Athletic supporters must be miserable.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, some A’s fans really hate us (dude deleted a 600-comment fanpost on AN simply because he didn’t like me), but all the ones I know are getting swept up in this team.
One of them twittered “Man I’m so excited about the NLCS! Other A’s fans (who are dumb) will hate me…. I don’t care”
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 17, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Found out I'm going to the game tomorrow night
My dad’s a Phillies fan and scored tickets. Hopefully I don’t get killed.
I’ll be screaming and being obnoxious. Hopefully the playful banter between my dad and I will be so charming that they’ll be convinced not to vomit on me.
by Monkeyking42 on Oct 17, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah
They puke on the field now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U94Vm5pnsH4
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 17, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
ur just trying to get me to click on that, aren’t u? :|
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
It’s worth it if you like videos of guys puking.
by Monkeyking42 on Oct 17, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
REPRESENT REPRESENT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I wouldn’t worry, it’s not Chavez Latrine, you’ll be fine :)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
/monkeyking is tazed while someone barfs on him
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
lol me
read that as /monkey is tazed while someone farts on him
more tired than I thought!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
that could happen too
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
As usual, Dodgers fans are wrong about everything.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 17, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
"personally attest"?
Like LA fans are the only ones who could possibly know?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 17, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I miss the good old days when you could carry a knife to the stadium.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Now you’ve got me thinking about the Tiny Toon Adventures NES game I used to play.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
DANG IT!
reply failure! link didn’t happen
http://www.nesplay.com/play/Tiny_Toon_Adventures.html
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
I like the reaction of the Phil’s fan behind Posey. More of those please.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 17, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else feel iffy about Ross hitting 8th again tomorrow? normally, I’d be fine with it, but with Torres going the way he is, who’s gonna hit him in? the pitcher? Sanchez, if Ross is lucky enough for a leadoff hit?
I’d vote to swap Uribe and Ross, but sadly, this isn’t a democracy with Bork
If it ain't broke...
With the way the team is playing, I think mixing up anything would be a mistake. Then again, I’m the guy that ate an entire box of Honey Nut Cheerios because Dirty had the No-No going last year and I didn’t want to jinx it by stopping eating…
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
That Uribe error was probably your fault. I bet you dropped some cheerios on the floor or something.
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 17, 2010 4:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I just saw the Ruiz HR. Cannot believe that was gone.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow, same thing goes for the Werth HR.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Pretty sure neither would be even hits in SF.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Was it Werth who was complaining about AT&T’s dimensions last time? Saying something like, back in CBP, those would be home runs.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 17, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
We drank their milkshake!
Feels good, man.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:12 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Love it.
Drinking milkshakes is due for a comeback
by Monkeyking42 on Oct 17, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Jayson Stark column:
“Once the trading deadline went past [and he was still in Florida], I didn’t think I was going anywhere,” Ross said. "Then I heard the rumor the Giants claimed me. So I looked at their roster and I was like, ‘They don’t need me. I’m sure they’re probably just making a strategic move. No way the Marlins won’t pull me back.’ "
Instead, though, the Marlins just stepped out of the way and let the Giants take him.
“They gave up nothing,” Ross quipped. “And they got nothing.”
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
<3 Cody Ross
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
eek.
I was sure he was getting non-tendered going into the playoffs. Bets are off now
by Monkeyking42 on Oct 17, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
100%
after this postseason
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s probably going to come down to one of two or three semi-big contracts having to go to stay within the ~$95-100M budget. Having to choose between Huff, Burrell and Ross… Ross is gone unless one of the other two very quickly signs elsewhere.
The Giants are already going to be on the hook for ~$82M for the 5 starters, Wilson and Affeldt, Rowand, Sanchez and DeRosa.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope Bow-Tie opens the checkbook. Truly.
But keeping all 3 runs up the payroll to at least $98M for just 13 players.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
if i had to guess
i’d say Huff and Cody are back and Burrell signs elsewhere.
I don’t know how much the team trusts DeRosa though.
by kezargiants on Oct 17, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Trust… kinda doesn’t matter. Unless they can trade him they have to pay him six large.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, for sure.
But i’m saying if they regulate him to like a bench role or something, they might want to keep the same defensive alignment and keep Cody, Huff and Burrell all in the lineup. But maybe Derosa plays 3B when he comes back, but he’s getting up there in age.
Oh well that’s enough 2011 talk for me.
by kezargiants on Oct 17, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
And there’s an odd 500k in play to see the back of Renteria.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
2011:$10.5M club option ($0.5M buyout)
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
haha.
wow… yeah that’s definitely getting bought out.
by kezargiants on Oct 17, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep. But if you want more You-RBI it’s probably going to cost $4M or more.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Uribe signs elsewhere
I think our SS next year comes via trade
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
this
What I’d LOVE for the Giants to do is bring back Ross and Huff and sign Crawford… but I don’t think that’s gonna happen, so I’d settle for a trade for a new SS or signing JJ Hardy.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 17, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
it would be a shit scenario where we would lose either Huff, Burrell or Ross, because if we can’t keep them, then a big FA is totally out of the question.
Fuckin’ Zito and Rowand’s contracts are killing the team. Literally. They amount to 1/3 of the payroll in straight up sunk cost (well, Zito is worth maybe $5mil/yr, Rowand is worth nothing AND takes up a roster spot).
With all the Big 4 starting pitchers still under team control (or in arb), this should be the time we have money to burn to buy big name FAs and make runs year after year.
But Aaron Rowand. And Barry Zito. I don’t know which is worse.
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Each have their own degree of suck.
At least the Rowand Reign of T’Error ends after 2012.
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"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
LITERALLY
STEPHEN REVETRIA strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LITERALLY FIGURATIVE
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
The further the Giants go this year, the more he may spend.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Spend like crazy while you still have a number of ridiculously good young players getting paid peanuts
Fortunately or unfortunately I don’t think there’s anything out there at shortstop for next year, so Uribe, please. But the thought of More Bad Panda, Uribe at 3rd and DeRosa at SS just makes me wanna hurl.
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I’d take him in a heartbeat. True leadoff hitter, Torres bats 2nd. speaking of which, with Torres poor showing on breaking stuff, there’s an outside chance he may turn into Pablo next year if he can’t fix it or lay off. Sadly, truly, but that has to get fixed.
without torres hitting like he did this year, we’re sunk.
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
they only way to guarantee this team makes the right decisions in the offseason, is to keep winning and hauling in money, and hopefully the FO spends it rather than keeping it.
we can’t go through this window of historically good, practically free (in baseball money) pitching without getting a WS championship. We’ve already wasted 2 years of it, and didnt even make the playoffs until this year.
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
ideally,
we’d get to the point where FA’s would take slightly less money to come to SF. But in a Boras controlled world, i doubt it.
players can’t swap agents anymore so boras can get them more money and more years, though im sure that won’t stop them from finding ways around it.
i fucking hate Boras, because of him, our team is taking a huge hit financially. he is fucking responsible for Zito and Rowand. i wont nag on sabes b/c he has made alot of good deals too.
but boras is a fucking piece of shit shark that fucks franchises out of their money for crap players
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
He'd be great,
but he’s not a free agent. FA SS class is pretty weak. Hardy and Uribe are probably the best of the bunch.
by Monkeyking42 on Oct 17, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
SINNER
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
It's Sunday
maybe he’s getting in a late confession.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I doubt the Twins non tender him
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
that’s what I’m saying. even with Rowand and Zito and dragging the whole team/franchise/city in the mud with their contracts, unable to go over budget, they should be dropping $120 mil a year right now. the window of young pitching is only open so long (though with Timmy, Cain, Sanchy, Willy, etc these guys could haul in wins like crazy and may only get better until they’re 34- its just the injury risk will be greater)
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Yah, with money for bats that foursome would be predictably good for 75 starter wins per year. A 10-10 fifth starter and 10-15 for the bullpen would mean a hell of a lot of postseason play.
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 1:29 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
In other words: suck it Marlins
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 17, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Apparently Ross & Dan Uggla are really close friends
Sabes should enforce the rarely used “BFF Clause”
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
In case anyone forgot (FOX reminded us 1,000 times)
Giants at Phillies follows Cowboys at Vikings (except in Denver and San Francisco) tomorrow.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
We get the Niners right?! Hell yes!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 17, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
IT'S AMERICAS GAME OF THE WEEK!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Nothing like two 1-3 teams going at it!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Via Reddit: Put your thumb over Paul Simon's face and embrace the mustache.
I’ve been giggling and doing this for the past ten minutes.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 17, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
LOL rec’d
that made staying up too late totally worth it!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
B. Lidge over what?
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 17, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Matt Cain with a mustache!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 17, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 17, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
That movie becomes a completely different experience when you realize he’s actually turning black, not into a werewolf.
subject line please gifs kill my computer
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah, crap. Sorry.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 17, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
roffle
Zeets in the back car haha
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
by MetalFaceDoom on Oct 17, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I think they should just play that clip
instead of the usual Miracle on Ice video for rallys.
by kezargiants on Oct 17, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
let's honor the 2010 team instead.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't say which game
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/10/16/SPTT1FTMMM.DTL&type=sports
by kezargiants on Oct 17, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
* Dear Chase,
* I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run.
* Mac
Elijah Dukes and the Nationals promotion staff approve
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
u ded dawg
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Fontenot shaken up breaking up the double play, Panda plays a routine grounder into a two run inning in the bottom half, 2 innings later he chases Oswalt with a 3 run shot. Giants cruise to 7-3 win.
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
everything makes sense, except the 7-3 final. it would be 4-3, Giants.
we don’t get more than one run in our wins. you know this
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I want to believe you. But I can’t shake the nagging feeling that there’s going to be one semi-laugher in this series.
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
so long as it goes our way, i’d be more than obligued
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
If it goes against us, we shrug it off and move on. We almost screwed the pooch against the Padres, we let the Braves up off the mat, we’d get over it.
But put a good shellacking on the Phillies, especially if it means chasing Oswalt early, and it would mess them up.
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
they don’t hit well at AT&T, and an Oswalt/Sanchy matchup tomorrow is in our favor, so if there is seriously a good shot at going home 2-0, that would be massive. We already did the hard part- game 1 vs halladay
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
2-0 would be to sweet what habañeros are to spicy. Dunno if there’s a Scoville-like unit for sweetness. So my metaphor sucks.
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 1:35 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If that were Victorino the ball would’ve disappeared and everyone would be arguing over who has to fish it out of there.
“but it looks like a rectum!!! i ain’t sticking my hand in that!!”
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Nighty Night Everyone!
as much as I want to stay up with y’all, I have to be up in 7 hours to drive to Temecula for wine tasting (I know, life’s hard!) and my eyeballs are tired.
Good night, GREAT WIN! :oD C U TOMORROW!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Anyone notice on Cody's 2nd HR
you can hear some guy say “he’s on steroids” haha.
Also i love the New script ’San Francisco" jackets that Bochy, et al are wearing. it would be even doper if it had like an NLCS patch on it.
Perfection
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 17, 2010 1:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
SO NICE
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
New FB profile pic ACTIVATE
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 17, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Condensed game is up
And no broadcasters: http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=12846047
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Tim Fucking Lincecum
Apparently Tim said something in the third inning like “Do I fucking have to tell this fucker I’ve got two fucking Cy Youngs?”
Verducci reported the clean version, so I’m filling in the fucks.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 17, 2010 1:30 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Great stuff.
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 1:46 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Verducci's stuck in the way-back machine
Burrell hit the next pitch for an RBI double, and his replacement on the bases, Nate Schierholtz, scored on a single by Jose Uribe. The call cost Halladay two runs.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Also, aubrey
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 17, 2010 1:41 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
That was a good quote, too. Is it just me or has this series taken on homoerotic undertones?
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by S.F. Giangst on Oct 17, 2010 1:49 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
do you mean homophobic?
40,000 neanderthals whistling at a longhaired waify player with a San Francisco jersey on…
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Timmy can fix that
“I’ve never been whistled at by so many guys before!”
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Eh, even if the Philly fans started it, I don’t want one of ours going down that road.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 17, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
laughing at them
was much cooler!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
That would be more sexist — trying to offend Tim by intimating they think he’s a girl.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 17, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
It was both sexist and homoerotic simultaneously.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s the best kind of homoeroticism — it says, hey bitches, I dig men so much that I dislike you and disregard your potential to contribute to society!
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 17, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If you were to seach 2010 World Series on Amazon.com for Movies & TV
Here is what you will see:
MLB: 2010 World Series Starring Yankees, Phillies, and Rangers (DVD – 2010)
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Your 2010 San Francisco Uncredited Cameos
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL history
This was the 322nd start of Roy Halladay’s big-league career. And it was only the third in which he allowed two home runs to a right-handed hitter. One of those games was just last month, with Milwaukee’s Corey Hart doing the trotting. But the other came 11 years ago, when the legendary Benny Agbayani did the honors, way back on June 7, 1999.
Anyone else see this in the chronicle?

Introducing our new Game 3 Starter: RHP Ramon Cain!
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
third bullrider at best
CAIN FOR CHICKEN ON A CHAIN!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I’ve watched the replay of Ross’ first homer about 10 times right now. I love everything about it. The swing, the way the ball jumps off the bat, the loud crack, the “oooohhhhh” of the crowd, then the silence (as if he were going to throw a no-hitter every time out?). Awesome.
Thing C
aaaaaaaaand
the very, very, very quiet crowd. Not as quiet as after the last pitch, but a LOT of air went out of the stadium right then.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Goodbye Joe Morgan?
Jon Miller & Joe Morgan: It looks like after 20 years in the booth together, the Sunday Night tandem of Miller & Morgan could be broken up. Bob Raissman of the NY Daily News writes, "Both Miller and Morgan’s contracts expire after the Series. Neither who are both working the ALCS on the radio has yet to sign a new deal. Nor, according to industry sources, have there been any serious negotiations." This is the portion of the post where you rejoice over Morgan’s potential departure.
nice
Neither who are both
Does the money from ESPN factor into Jon’s deal with the Giants? As in, will they have to pay him more to work weekends he otherwise would miss?
I’d be more excited about Morgan if I weren’t afraid of which stellar TBS or Fox genius will replace them, but then again I almost never watch the ESPN game anyway.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
MILLER, DON’T GO BACK TO ESPN, JUST STAY WITH US ALWAYS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I agree with this, other than the fact that part of me wants there to be just ONE good national commentator.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Reloading
because I ♥ it so:
http://twitpic.com/2uojos
Needing a parka to watch a night game? Welcome to Giants baseball.

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