Post-game thread: Giants win Game One of the NLCS

1572 comments
|
11 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
CODY ROSS!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Oh you!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Everyone’s been /secret crush’d !!!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Naw, he's your man.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
But I've got the market for Pablo ;)
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Fine with me :)
ps. I hope Letter is ok. He was watching tonight with no internet access!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Are you some kind of soothsayer? I think I love you.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
SEEMS SOMEHOW SADLY GAY
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems Aomehow Gladly Gay
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I Feel Terribly Alone
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Oct 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
And forgotten in Manhattan
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
To my city by the bay
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
High on a hill, it calls to me
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Climb halfway to the stars
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
SOMEHOW SEEMS GAYLY SAD
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Holy shit
But man, Torres and Sanchez are just looking awful right now.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yay, good win!
But man, I have to point out there was things that were not up to being perfect.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
I, for one, am over it.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
If we are going to win this thing, Torres and Sanchez need to get going. Torres needs to stop swinging the 37 ounce lodgepole and become a pecker.
Hell, I know the theme is torture, but I wouldn’t complain having a 2 run lead going into the 9th instead of a 1 run lead. That is twice in the last 5 games Torres has failed to make contact with a runner at 3rd and less than 2 outs. Hasn’t bit us in the ass yet, but it will eventually.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, it will.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Good comment, great username.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree - great user name.
My favorite athlete nickname & one of my favorite players.
by Comrade Conrad on Oct 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres hit a couple of balls hard, but they found gloves. On the other hand, his 9th-inning AB was awful. Bases loaded, Lidge having trouble finding the strike zone, and he swings at the first two pitches. Know the situation, Andres!
that was a very poor showing from him. his avg dropped from .290 to .260 in 2 weeks, he went from 2nd in XBHs to 10th in 2 weeks.
the secret seems to be out- throw him breaking stuff and he can’t hit. he also seems to lack the discipline in big spots
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
This is how it works.
In short samples, such as post-season, anything can happen, and much does. Mark Lemke can look like a hero and Barry Bonds like a bozo. The biggest mistake anyone can make here is to assume that these performances say something about a man’s ability other than or beyond what his career has said. X, Y, Z may “look awful”, and A, B, C “look great”, but A through Z, they’re all who they are and nothing different.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
i dont think the OP was saying they are failing to produce because of playoff-related issues, more, just in general-ness of the last month. Torres has been needing to kick it into gear for awhile now. Sanchez just started slumping when the playoffs began (i think).
personally, i dont think it’s playoff related for Freddy, but Torres could be cracking under the pressure (he’s slapping at balls instead of follow-thru swings, perhaps pressure causing him to revert to old ways). it’s not a lack of experience, but pressure does play it’s part on some. to say a player doesn’t feel pressure is being naive
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Let us not forget . . .
. . . that Torres’ problems began when he started feeling the effects of the infection that would later require an appendectomy, and that he is still in the process of trying to regain his timing. Few major-league players can take nearly two weeks off then step right back in as if nothing had happened. Players have a saying: “A day off and you notice it; two days off and your teammates notice it; three days off and the fans notice it.” Eleven days? Right now, we just don’t have the Andres Torrres we had last year and most of this year; we just have to hope that as much of him as we do have is enough.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Two or three weeks, apparently.
Baggerly reported that that was what Torres himself said. That would put the onset somewhere in late August. It’s a pretty close correlation.
I see his OPS for August was almost exactly the same as that for his season (.824 vs .823 season), but his September was rather dreadful (.517). But, if I am reading baseball-reference.com aright, his last two weeks were again quite good (.836).
I’m not in a hurry to bench him. A man arguably the greatest hitter of all time, and certainly of our times, had four post-seasons in which he was, um, not good. I’d still play him today were it possible, so I’d also stay with Torres.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
I'm still shaking
This was awesome.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Just another HA HA HA HA LAUGHER!
/dies
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Heartfelt Message

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 16 recs
Cody Ross
Is classy.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
fucking awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
VICTORY
How many millions has Cody Ross made himself in the past 5 games?
by stab_master_arson on Oct 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yup.
Sounds about right. I don’t think he gets to arbitration. 11/2. Done.
"No matter how hard you try, it's not easy." Armando Benitez, 9-12-06
Dear Roy,
Fuck You and your 2010 potential cy young!
With Love,
Cody Fuckin’ Ross
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Dear Roy,
Really? No one’s ever thrown back to back no-hitters in the postseason? Lemme just take that pressure off ya.
With Love,
Cody Fuckin’ Ross
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
by achiappanza on Oct 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Also, Brian Wilson?
3 ball counts to every hitter, strikes everyone out.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
he knows the motto
just helping to sell merchandise
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
close enough is good enough
Had you told me a few years ago Wilson would hold a one-run lead in an NLCS game, I would not have believed it. I too wish he wouldn’t fill so many bases while closing out games, but he’s the guy with the shoepolish beard and the fastball, so I’ll just hope he can do it 3 more times.
I’m trying to lose weight but all this damned crow is really piling on the poundage.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems to be his strategy at this point: try to get the calls by painting the corners, and if that doesn’t work, challenge with the hard stuff. When he doesn’t hit the outside corner, we get heart-attack innings.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
It would be rash, in the heat of the moment, to proclaim this the greatest baseball game ever played. But this was the greatest baseball game ever played.
by Evan on Oct 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I’m glad to see you express such a reasonable and well-considered opinion.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
Certain strawhats would disagree, but they would be wrong.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I made a tape
Part 1: Game 1, NLDS
Part 2: Game 2, NLCS.
That’s right, I said tape. What of it?
I’m keeping this sucka.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
typo of course
I mean game 1, NLCS of course.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
YOU KNOW THE FUTURE?!?!?!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
tickertape?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm going to have to disagree
game 3 of the NLDS was better
by fuzlightyear on Oct 16, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Sitting through that bottom of the ninth, my thought was “Why do I watch baseball? I’m not enjoying this feeling right now.”
But we won!!
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
Can I have three more just like this, please?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Well, not JUST like this. More humiliation of Philadelphia would not be remiss.
But, y’know…three more just like this insofar as Philly lost tonight.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i think the phils got humiliated on principle of us doing what no one said we could
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
One game is not sufficient for humiliation. Count not thy chickens before you bash their faces in three more times.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
to come into their park, and beat Halladay in Game 1 of a series everyone said we had no chance in, yeah, that’s a little humiliation.
But I want more
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
There was nothing humiliating about that game at all
I understand that everyone is excited but some of this is just silly talk
it probably is silly talk, but until tomorrow, I’m gonna relish in it
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Rooting heavily against Philly.
Waiting to resume actively rooting against the Giants until the World Series!
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll root for natural disaster.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but an earthquake in California isn't all that creative.
I want some wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He's talking about the meteor in 2002.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess that counts as fire and/or brimstone.
But that’s not nearly enough to satisfy me.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought it was the crust of the earth that is supposed to disintegrate from solar flares? now you’re saying it’s a meteor?
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s not until 2012.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
oh yeah, that meteor that wiped out October. Gotcha
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I ain't having it. In fact I'm loving watching Davey Lopes' face after every out as he watched from the first base coaches box. Now if we could get a 5 run lead and have Dirty make a pickoff throw wildly to first base and hit Lopes in the side of the head
THAT would make this a dream season.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if it ricocheted off his head into the stands and hit Tommy Lasorda in the face.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You already did that this year.
Focus, man! Beat Philly!
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Tattoo Ross' beard on your ass.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Fuck Yeah
I’ll see some of you at game 5. Couple of rows up from the usual spot but what the heck.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
You’re too funny.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Not assuming anything. Would say the same thing if Philly won.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
You are truly a mavericky rougue
/palin’ed
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Anyone see the mlb.com front page?
of course they bring up the borderline pitch in the headline. the giants cant ever win "cleanly". We beat the Braves, it’s about Conrad and the errors. We beat the Phils, it’s about one pitch Halladay didn’t get, not about the 20 pitches Timmeh didn’t get
oh, and i just love seeing all the ‘experts’ all of a sudden saying why the giants will win
lastly, did we really storm into Philly, knock off Halladay, and send them all home crying? someone, pinch me. or hit me, i don’t care!!
WOOOOOHOOOOHOOO-HOOOOHOOOO
WHATEVER. Timmy had that same awful strike zone.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Such as
Right before Werth hit that 2-run HR.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
and all night. Roy got screwed in an at bat that mattered a tad more, that’s all.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes; Wilson had quite a few strikes not called, but Halladay’s pitch was the pivotal one.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
If he had given up a home run afterwards, we’d be the ones whining about it
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly
It’s not the missed calls — which were there for both teams — but what you do with the extra pitch or two you see. Burrell smoked his. And if Ibanez makes a very makeable play, they’re not whining about it at all.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
And Wilson's AB to Werth
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
It was one of the worst strike zones I’ve seen in a long time, but it was consistently awful. Both teams got screwed over multiple times.
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah timmy consistently got screwed. where do those graphs come from that no one knows how to read? i want to check out tonights graph
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
nice little christmas tree
right in the middle there!
Why is this person umpiring playoff games again?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
he was umpiring the game because timmeh had a 2-2 record with an ERA of 5 when he umps, vs halladays 4-1, 2.50 ERA.
ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY!! just kidding, SSS
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it as bad as forgetting the guacamole?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
but it is as bad as ringing a batter out on the second strike!
that severly undermined his credibility to say the least
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s funny because the FOX pitch tracker even had it below the strike zone.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
seeing the replay, the pitch didnt look to be above Burrells knees. Obviously these graphs don’t account for the actual height of the hitter since they throw everything in one zone, so they are probably flawed to some extent
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s funny because even the FOX pitch tracker had it below the strike zone.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
FUCK YEAH! SHUT UP!
TIMMY! ROSS! ROSS! THE BAT! UUUUUUUUUUU! LOPEZ!!!!! WILSON! WILSON!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
This game couldn't end any other way, could it?
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
FUCK YEAH!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Let's hear it for Mr. Cody Ross

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
I am pretty sure
I would go gay for cody ross right now.
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC proud ENFORCER!!
You've been Timminized by Tim Lincecum!
"No one on this team is Troy Polamalu. When God made him, he touched him a couple of extra times." -Safety Ryan Clark-
by Mini Hulk on Oct 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
you will get no wizard hat and like it!
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
was this his rookie hazing? or ’shopped?
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants gave away "snuggies" in the spring, with Tim doing promo photos.
McCoven took “Tim the Enchanter” to entirely different levels.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Snuggie you say?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
My Giants snuggie has a permanent place draped over my easy chair in the living room. My son naps in it at least twice a week. I love that stupid thing.
i…i…i…well i want a snuggie. maybe if i stay up all night watching infomercials, ill get one. no, ill get two for the price of one. wait, ill get two for the half-price of one. i… dammit
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the game really over?
Because I still feel crazy nervous and scared
Chase Utley didn’t know that Space Mountain meant sex with Ric Flair.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Of course it is.
All you hear during both is nothing but a bunch of WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
OT: I think the Hardy Bros will reunite with lolTNA.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
lol the state of Florida
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Oct 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha you seriously made me lol at that
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I thought it was “and Tim Lincecum throws a perfect game and the Giants win the World Series!!!”
No?
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So what do you think Pat the Bat's doing tonight?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Huff.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tim didn’t have his best stuff tonight, but he still pitches a shutout anywhere other than this bandbox.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
Yeah, he was really not sharp tonight. I was very impressed by how he made the most of what he had. Tough park, tough lineup, playoffs, going against Halladay, and not blessed with his best stuff or command, and he still came through.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
he didn’t throw his slider until like the 7th- I think that blister might have had some impact on his performance, which was still great. Timmy did his job tonight, quite well, as usual
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I like new-old Timmy
for whom “not sharp” means “seven innings and striking out eight”.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
TORTURE
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Hello Philly!
you are not experienced in our hurting brand of baseball.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
I enjoyed the outcome of that game
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Phillies fans don't like Ross
Halladay coughed up a pair of homers to the truly loathsome elfin-faced Author of All Lies, Cody Ross.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I don't care
Cody Ross is a Giant. :]
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC proud ENFORCER!!
You've been Timminized by Tim Lincecum!
"No one on this team is Troy Polamalu. When God made him, he touched him a couple of extra times." -Safety Ryan Clark-
Elfin-faced Author of All Lies. I gotta steal that line.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
ECKSTEIN
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
So you’ve been stealing lines this entire time?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
It’s where all the best authors get their material.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
God gave you eyes, plagiarize!
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Elvin?
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
EFAAL
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
he is their fuckstein
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
his karma ran over Scott Fucking Hairston's dogma
How many times have we watched the Hairstons of the world run around the bases with glee?
Also, thanks Florida!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Press conference shown on KTVU with Bochy
Voice that comes up? Ralph Barbieri.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
TORTURE
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
OCTORTURE: 1
PHILLIES: 0
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
by DrDC on Oct 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
rec'd
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
FUCK YEAH! SHUT UP!
FUCK YEAH!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
MAKE IT GREEN!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You will give up 4 runs. And you’ll like it.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
The East Coast will discover a second meaning to “dirty Sanchez”.
Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".
by El Person on Oct 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
don't get cocky, kid
but it’s sure nice to have the Phillies thinking about what Halladay is doing to get ready for Wednesday.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
another...ah ha ha ha ha, laugher!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Red licorice or black?
I’m with you if you’re talking about black, but you are dead wrong if you’re thinking of red.
this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I won’t even do it. Too easy
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, yeah.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
FUCK YEAH!
It's magic inside, and that doesn't only mean Aubrey's junk.
by Aubrey Huff's Thong on Oct 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
he still doing the red thong? we finished the season 20-10 with that, then have gone 4-1 in the playoffs… hmm… i see a trend here.
RED THONGS = WINZ
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
My sister and I
Were given black licorice on long car rides and walks to shut us up. We now both have a strange tolerance and appreciation of jagermeister.
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on Oct 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I have always loved black licorice
Why does everyone else seem to hate it?
cuz anise tastes like ass.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Oct 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wrong
points for:
Ouzo
Anisette
and most especially
Arak
Who would have thought that the Arabs would make such a great liquor? Well, other than a Muslim discovering it, of course.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
i love the black licorice too… and Jagermeister.
I have one of those Jager dispensers, the ice cold ones… you know what I’m talkin about?
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
HAD IT THE WHOLE WAY
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see the times in the game I had a heart attack.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT INTO RIGHT FIELD!!!!!! AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT FOUL!!!
….ok it’s foul, america
"Fuck yeah, shut up." - Tim Lincecum
I fucking hate Joe Buck. He so wanted that to be fair.
by zuma420 on Oct 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep.
And it won’t stop. Keep your loathing at a slow simmer, zuma.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
This
It was so obvious.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
You could tell they weren’t happy with the outcome after the game. It was awkwardly silent, where was the no hitter they expected?!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this goes a bit far
I don’t think Joe Buck and Tim McCarver give a shit who wins the game. They get their money.
I would think the same thing. But, the end of the broadcast was very dull, maybe it’s just always like that?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Dullness
Probably affected by the silent house.
They certainly don’t get their bread buttered by the home team the way the TBS hacks went dead after the NLDS, the poor babies.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
bingo
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Gload’s foul down the RF line in the 9th.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry to disappoint.
He didn’t actually say that. He got excited enough about it to give every Giants’ fan a heart attack though.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. Well, it’s something he totally would have said. He sucks. Shame JoePo included him in his 32 great calls.
Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".
that was a pretty awesome call though
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
He definitely DID say “…into right field!”, though. Nearly killed me.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Oct 16, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It did look like it would surely land fair.
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 17, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I think my heart stopped at that moment
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 17, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Ross Gload
He’s no Matt Stairs.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FREAKTOBER!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
So I wrote this back in December and wasn't able to post it before the game today
Hallday: Timmy, go get your shinebox.
Timmy: No more shines, Roy.
Halladay: What?
Timmy: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time. They didn’t go up there and tell you. I won two Cy Young awards.
Roy: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what’s got into you? I’m breaking your balls a little bit, that’s all. I’m only kidding with ya… Go smoke some weed and chill…
Timmy: Sometimes you don’t sound like you’re kidding, you know, there’s a lotta people around and some of them still think I’m a fluke ‘cause I’m tiny and I throw funny.
Roy: I’m only kidding with you, we’re having a party, I just came to Philly and I haven’t seen you in a long time and I’m breaking your balls, and you’re getting fucking fresh. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you. Look I’m rich now, let me buy you a drink or four thousand.
Timmy: I’m sorry too. It’s okay. No problem. Let’s get wasted and dance silly.
Roy: Okay, salud.
Roy: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin’ shinebox you dirty hippie.
Timmy: Mother fuckin’ mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit, ex-Canandian!
[Timmy throws a fastball through Halladay’s face.]
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Oct 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Postscript
Giants win.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Oct 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
And I’m pretty sure Timmy would be better in that scene than Joe Pesci.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when that philly fan said Roy went to Philly because the Giants were losers?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
/Donovan plays in background
Rec’d.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I do. Also, my voice is shot from screaming.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
THIS!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
that’s just the booze and coming down off the adrenaline surge
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
shit
I’m out
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I live with four roommates
2-3 of them will have spontaneous beer pong parties with friends during the week. Not being stocked here is, like, not having Internet.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
nice
my wife doesn’t do beer pong, so I’m un-stocked.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh, I'm actually not one for beer.
Most of my drinking is making second-class Ballpark Punch and mixing in Kahlua with half-finished chocolate milk tea boba.
I did, however, appreciate the one-third cup of Coors I had at AT&T the night the Rockies were eliminated from playoff contention.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Yes
But I’ve felt that way all day. It’s either a bug or sublimated stress.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Chain smoking FTW.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Physically ill at best
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Already threw up twice and chewed through three packages of Tums.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
no. manic.
awake at 5:01 am CST. perusing the rubble for rags to pick.
"No matter how hard you try, it's not easy." Armando Benitez, 9-12-06
Scanned handwritten note
Unexpected and brilliant.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I'm still shocked the Giants won
I think I started believing all the Philly hype. We have a good team here
HEY MEDIA HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELVES
WE ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. WE WILL DESTROY YOUR HOMES AND PILLAGE YOUR CITIES. WE ARE THE FUCKING GIANTS AND WE WILL NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT!
Seriously, a massive FUCK YOU to all the shitheads who said we didn’t have a chance. We just took down their ace at home. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT, BITCHES?!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 29 recs
It isn’t bondslegend unless you’re angry.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
hide your kids, hide your wife… hes looking for youuuuuuuuuu
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Run & Tell dat
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
WE GON FIND YOU, WE GON FIND YOU
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I was attacked by a Weezy in the projects
by Murray, Present on Oct 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Stands behind bondslegend . . .
and shows sharpened talons to clueless mediums.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
HOME BOYIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Strikezone was bullshit, Halladay totally got squeezed
/retard MSM
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
GREEN THIS NOW.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Oh, we're on it, girl.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Buster Olney sez: Phillies in 5.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s only game one. Don’t get ahead of yourself
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck that noise
that was game one against their best pitcher. A guy everyone said we had no shot against. In their building. That’s a pretty big fucking win.
Obviously not the be all end all, but all the morons who thought we were pushovers got a nice kick to the nads tonight.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
No, it’s great, don’t get me wrong. But the series isn’t over
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, definitely not
the great thing is that this team knows that. That’s why I really like them.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I think the sentiment is that the Giants are showing the media wrong
Even is we end up losing the series, we’re already screwing up their memes.
I’d like to ask the MSM who predicted a sweep what they think now.
I’d like to ask the guys to said “Phillies in 5” how confident they are in the Phillies winning four in a row starting tomorrow.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Eric Karros said Phils in 6. He was feeling generous yesterday, I guess
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 17, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
ICE T SAYS, " I WANNA SHOOT YOU SO BAD MY D***’S HARD"!!
by skilletboy on Oct 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
ICE T DON'T BLEEP NO SHIT
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
when, pray tell
was there HAPPY anger in a bondslegend?
Awesome.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
This right here
This is a good feeling. The kind of feeling that reminds me why I spend so much leisure time thinking about this weird little game. This is fun. This is nice. Go Giants.
by Seasick fish on Oct 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
YES!
FUCK IN WRECKED
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Also, credit where it's due
While I hate the 6th inning defensive sub, I doubt Burrell scores on Uribe’s hit. That turned out to be the game winning run.
Good move, Bochy
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
by Gobroks on Oct 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Been saying that a LOT lately
bochy is doing really well this postseason. Wow.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Is our Managers learning?
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
It's almost like
prior to the postseason, Bork was just like Abra or Ralts (ZOMG POKEMONZ). Couldn’t attack for crap because all he had was Teleport/Growl, and you had to frustratingly put them at point so they could gain experience.
Now that we’re in the postseason, it’s like he’s learned an attack. Or evolved. And now he kicks a lot more ass than he did before. I like it.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
god damn that is nerdy shit right there
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't played Pokemon in so long, I don't completely understand
I get the gist though
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I started a game of Blue yesterday
And I literally evolved an Abra today.
Yes. Yes!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I got lost in the cave :(
But I had a level 90 Blastoise
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I love this statement.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
LOL
I was annoyed cuz I couldn’t get out and my Pokemonz were too good to get killed
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.
Until you just explained it, I had no idea how you could just “get lost” in the cave.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I didn't have one of those escape rope's
…Man I miss that game
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I’m playing it on my computer. It’s pretty cool.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Well...
he either gets a spoon and a bigger tail, or becomes a pretty psychic ballerina.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
IKR?!
Cody Ross and Javier Lopez just made substantial contributions in a game that Bruce Bochy managed perfectly.
If that doesn’t say “team of destiny”…I’m not sure what does. God this team is awesome.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I even caught myself
for the first time in memory, grumbling about the double switch that almost brought Wilson to the plate (LOL batting gloves… what’s the point?), and then I realized that Ishikawa had already drawn a walk in the pitcher’s spot.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
I hated not PH for Timmy, but that worked out pretty damn well, so another golf clap for boulderskull.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I was too cowardly to say it at the time
But I liked the move to keep Timmy in – it’s the weakest part of their lineup (9-1-2), and even a weak Tim is better than RamRam or another 7th inning guy.
Good point
One that I hadn’t considered at the time.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I was worried too
but LOL “weak Tim” looked better that inning than in the rest of the game!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy
is really a great manager. The fact that his lineups can be annoying is like 57th on things managers need to do well.
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
His bullpen management is like 95% stellar
Which probably makes him one of the best, if not the best, at that.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Yeah, this
If it wasn’t for his vet obsession he’d be a really good manager
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Even that he's seemed to mostly kick.
Mostly…
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Yep, he's banished Rowand to the bench
and Rowand was kind of a good allegory for Bochy’s faults
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
If by “mostly” you mean “he’s had his ineffective veterans taken away and locked in a hidden cellar below the stadium and told they were ‘unavailable’” then, yes, he has kicked it!
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
by Ott on Oct 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Except when he banished Romo to mop-up duty after the Manny homerun.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
We’re not in the locker room. We don’t know his mental state.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
it's funny
his managing looks lots better when Timmy pitches well and Cody Ross hits two home runs. Yogi Berra FTW!
But at least nobody ran into outs or bunted to strike out or other Gene Mauchy stuff.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
D replacements and running replacements gotta be early in the post season. Yay Boch
proud, yes I said proud, adoptive papa of "Geno" Eugenio Velez--
more game changing bunts than Buster Posey!
by foothillsfan on Oct 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I admit, I thought it was a bad call at the time, esp with 2 outs. I didn’t see a 3-1 lead (before Uribes hit, which was also improbable at the time) lasting long in that tiny bandbox. I just saw it as losing one of our best hitters in the 6th for a run we might not get.
Happy to be proved wrong on that one. One of these days, subbing for Pat in the 6th WILL backfire, though I think that already happened in the ATL series.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Blanton
game 4
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Stat I heard on Fox
Philly won their last 7 game ones IIRC.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Passing of the tourch
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
time to rewrite the books tomorrow, then… We’ve beaten Oswalt many times before, and I believe in this team
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He's an old stoner
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
No. Let’s do it.
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone become desensitized to all these stressful games?
These games don’t phase me anymore unless we’re actually losing
Same here. Well, the ninth gets a little anxious, but not stressful.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
um no
I can’t remember being as nervous and excited during sports games as I have been this post season. This is so terrifying/fun
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
my wife is flipping out
“How can all these games be so stressful?”
1. No punting
2. No clock to run out
3. Gotta win 4 times, not one time
4. The same guy can’t play quarterback every game for every play
4. No 1 seed vs. 8 seed pairings
5. October baseball is not at all like June baseball, and it’s been so long I admittedly forgot
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes
I do have to admit that october baseball is better than playoff football. Well, I’ll get back to you when the LOLNINERS are ever in the playoffs again. But it’s hard to imagine topping this.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry for no background
she was always a football fan and has only gradually figured out (well, really this year) baseball. So I was just comparing one night when she realized how little we were sleeping because we stayed up for all the games, post game show, etc. etc.
Also for the record, I love watching a good punter ruin another team’s day on offense.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Not yet, anyhow.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
This was a lot less bad than the Kaz Matsui game or Game 5 of the 2002 NLDS or a thousand other games. I’m definitely getting desensitized.
Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".
The fact that it was in Philly and against Halladay made it seem less torturous.
It’s just the feeling of knowing that a Phillies loss hurts more than a Giants loss, and then being in the lead most of the game seemed to take some of that away. Still early in the series.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Indeed.
I think some of us, through the torture, are evolving. Not that it isn’t taking its toll, all this adrenaline-basing, but you get accustomed to it.
"No matter how hard you try, it's not easy." Armando Benitez, 9-12-06
I like licorice and tarantulas
Roasted, with a white wine sauce and almonds.
Insert witty signature of your own choosing here.
by Flapjacks McGurty on Oct 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Shut up Barbieri
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Glorious

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
So Much of this IS!
He looks like he is pooping ball.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
by IdahoTee on Oct 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
To xfinity
And beyond!
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
by CB30 on Oct 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
We just need it made into an animated GIF and we’re all set for the next ten years.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
does anyone think he could have made that catch by just running back, as opposed to trying to jump off the wall and make a showy basket catch?
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He absolutely could have and should have made that catch.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
I thought that also
He didn’t have to jump, and it would’ve been an easier catch if he didn’t.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Oct 16, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah it was super wierd, i don’t get it. i think he was just trying to be all Torres-spiderman like and be a showoff. Either that, or he’s just stupid.
Someone said it was because he didn’t know how close he was to the wall- something you’d think one would learn in 81 games in that position.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a woman
Who just went bald. I don’t have anymore hair to rip out tomorrow
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC proud ENFORCER!!
You've been Timminized by Tim Lincecum!
"No one on this team is Troy Polamalu. When God made him, he touched him a couple of extra times." -Safety Ryan Clark-
Feels good, and . . .
it has scientifically shown to be good luck.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Feels good?
Not if you’re Adrian Beltre.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Giants/Niners
So I’ve been keeping track, every time the Giants and Niners play on the same day this season, Giants win and Niners lost. Probably means jack sh*t in real world, but I’m a superstitious guy (and the fact that God will never let my favorite teams win on the same day) so I might cheer for the Raiders tomorrow…/puke
The niners are the Giants’ portrait of dorian gray.
by apistat on Oct 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I am completely ok with this
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
I'm telling you, the 49ers should be 3-2 right now.
But they performed some ritual sacrifice of their wins, that the Giants might have them instead.
It’s Black Magic Inside.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuckin’ a, man. Fuckin’ A.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d trade a couple of Niners 0-16 seasons for a Giants World Series win.
by Murray, Present on Oct 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
me, too.
but having seen 4 of the 5 Lombardis, that’s an easy call for m.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Even I would do that
Niners have 5 rings. Giants (sf) have none. Easy trade.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
This.
And I might love the 49ers as much as the Giants, but this is a Sophie’s Choice that takes half a second to make.
I had this exact thought process in the shower today.
I spent the majority of my shampoo/conditioner time in there debating exactly how many 0-16 seasons I would accept in exchange. The answer was “quite a few.”
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
well
maybe 2. More than that is just kind of ridiculous……./thinks
nevermind.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Wow, that’s a lot of thinking during a shower. Maybe I should start think….nah, I’ll just stick with the masturbating.
by Bochean on Oct 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was immediately before the game.
And I was drinking a beer in there as well, which, if you’ve never tried it, I highly recommend..
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
.......
i think I need to do that
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL McCoven wheels falling off
awesome. Bochean for the rec, but WTAWTAM had a nice volley.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i had a cigarette in the shower one time, and got a bad cough for a week.
i took shots in the shower quite a few times, and woke up still in the shower hours later.
i don’t know where I’m going with this.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I would trade a ton of them. I’d be more exact, but it might make some people unhappy…
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 17, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
5 super bowls I saw
so, 0-16 until it has been as long as a person has been alive such that they have waited as long as me.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
it wouldn't be the Giant's without a Wilde reference
Did i tell you how these madeleine’s reminded me of Will Clark?
All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses, his real conditions of life, and the complete lack of offense.
I haven’t read the old translation, so I can’t comment on that. But the main problem is that it’s not a story but instead writing designed to evoke a particular mood. That can work well for a short piece, but not for something of that length (unless it’s about baseball). I might read it if I were on a plane or something like that, but it’s not worth it when I have literally anything else to do.
Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".
All that I know about Proust:
Mee: Harry Bagot, you’re from Luton?
Harry: Yes, Arthur, yeah.
Mee: Now Harry what made you first want to try and start summarizing Proust?
Harry: Well I first entered a seaside Summarizing Proust Competition when I was on holiday in Bournemouth, and my doctor encouraged me with it.
Mee: And Harry, what are your hobbies outside summarizing?
Harry: Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating.
Mee: Well, thank you Harry Bagot.
(Harry walks off-stage. Music and applause.)
Voice Over: Well there he goes. Harry Bagot. He must have let himself down a bit on the hobbies, golf’s not very popular around here, but never mind, a good try.
by younghutch on Oct 17, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again.
The Niners lose so the Giants can win.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Because we can't have 2 nice things at once
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Right now we have 1 more nice thing than we usually do.
/admits he doesn’t give a crap about the sharks.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Yeah, well the Sharks are building a rep as the Chargers of hockey:
loads of playoff experience, not a whole lot of championships.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
sorry handeggers
I am glad the Niners have sucked this far so that the Giants are at the top of the sports pages and news hours.
I will resume rooting after Jon Miller does his radio signoff until spring, and I guarantee you I will cry for it this year. I was close last year.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
the niners give their wins to the Giants.
seeing as how the season is going, they should just tank it, give SF all their wins, and draft Luck or Locker.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
OCTOBEARD!
…are we just going to keep playing one-run games for the rest of the postseason? Because I don’t think I can take that.
that would be typical
Giants win world series, all fans died.
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
Did anyone in New York (or close) not get the game?
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
DIRECT TV BABY!!!!
never a problem. (unless it pours like it did for game four!!)
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
No, but coincidentally, our local affiliate up here in Chico went out in the 7th inning. Message on my Directv screen: “No need to call us. Technical difficulties.”
I waited about 3 secinds before calling, ready to unleash hell, only to be told that our shitpot local, bumfuck station went on the fritz.
So I called them, chewing ass in 1 ear with Kuip/Flem/Kruk in the other ear.
damn
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I’m in Chico too. Had the same problem, except with Comcast.
The Fox HD channel went out around the 7th, so I switched to the standard def channel. That went out in the 9th, and came back on right after the last out.
by RoyaleWithCheese on Oct 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude I am also in Chico and almost flipped my shit.
Seriously, the count went 3-0 to Victorino, the picture cut out, and they came back when the strikeout pitch was halfway to the plate. I was about to riot.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
people getting together because of alcohol breeds many Chicoians.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy about Cody Ross "we got him for a reason"
yeah, but Jose Guillen had to break his neck and hit into twenty straight double plays for use to him.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
And that reason was to keep him from the Padres.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Today’s MVPs: Bulging Disc #27, and whatever airline flew Guillen to wherever he lives in the offseason.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
is Guillen still not with the team, and sitting at home? if so, what a fucking loser
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
AFAIK
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
"I call them the Dirty Dozen."-Bochy
Do we have a new meme?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
that’s gonna Sanchez’s K line tomorrow.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL @ NY
They didnt’ get the game because of a cable dispute
Giants win Game 1 = Banana Split
Rectumface K’s to end it = Cherry on top
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh hell yeah
“You know what, Shane? I’ll spot you a 3-0 count, because otherwise it just wouldn’t be fair.”
/strike one
/strike two
/strike three
“Whaddya know? It still wasn’t fair.”
-Brian Wilson
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
by groug on Oct 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 16 recs
LOL!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
rectumface looked so shocked the strike 3 pitch was on the inside half
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERE IS THE VIDEO WITH THE TIM LINCECUM FUCK YEAH SONG?!?!?! WE NEED THAT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Very appropriate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5qFiutuOZ8
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Was this created by a McCoven?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
There are a couple mcc pics in there
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
YES!!!!! I couldn't find it! SO AWESOME!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
unreal
awesome!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WE GON FIND YOU, WE GON FIND YOU
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
for real
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The man got away leaving behind evidence
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I was attacked by some idiots in the projects
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
haha :)
I was and thank you for asking :)
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
?!? yikes!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
?
you know it’s a song, right?
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
lol
guess not
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Hey Halladay
Don’t pitch to rodeo clowns, fucker
The ump squeezed both pitchers a ton today
My bet is he just wanted to be ornery. “You guys think this going to be a historic pitching matchup? I’ll see about that!” Shaves six inches off the corners and ignores the low strike
Good win
h8 this guy

And although I don’t even think it necessarily favored one team strongly, will be nice to get Cousins and his coin-flip strike zone out of there
He probably did
But Raul had to catch that ball and didn’t so I’m not dwelling on that
He squeezed Lincecum on that same side. His left side of the plate was a coin flip all night
Gonna be intense tomorrow night. Sanchez scares Phils fans but I think Werth could give him trouble and Shane/Jim should have better swings righty
That is the sexiest elf I've ever seen!
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
believe it chorch...
Elfstein and Hairston and our other goblins have done it sooooo often….
and yes, it would have been nice to see Halladay and Timmy battle on their pitching alone, and not against Kaleidoscopeface Cousins.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIFT-A AND FUCK YEAH!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
This has become a pretty good week
1) Finally got taxes done, had been hanging over my head for months
2) Giants win NLDS. Suck it, Braves.
3) At my Scrabble club I was playing my expert-level director and dropped a 284-point play on him (word was TRIAZINE)
4) Giants end a Game 1 win with a Rectumwhiff
Sweet.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
dude
get thee to a 7-11 and buy a lottery ticket STAT.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit 284-points. Only the anagram master could pull that off.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
How sweet was it for Pat Burrell to hit that ball and the guy they signed to replace him fuck it up?
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I first thought that might get out.
I don’t know how he missed that. Looked like it hit him in the glove too much?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
he should have caught that ball by simply running back on it. i have no idea why he tried to go all Torres-spiderman on the wall and attempt a showy basket catch.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
i always read that as ‘stra-whats’ like some reference to strasburg getting all the attention. wierd, i know
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Cody Ross
You are officially forgiven for being an ex-Dodger
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
what? Dodger?
He said after he was traded that “leaving Florida and the only team I’ve ever known…” Thought he was a Marlin all his life?
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He was drafted by the Tigers, traded to the Dodgers, then Reds, then Marlins. And now the Giants! Yay!
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
oh, wow. 5th team in 5 years? for a guy who hits 20-25 HRs a year? wierd
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got home!
OMG GIANTS!!! :oD
tragic but true, I am now 3 for 3 in leaving the house when things get dicey and then coming home to a win….
thanks can o’ corn for being chops exit buddy for me, did she make it??? dang, now I gotta go back and read everything, but
OMG GIANTS!!!! i love this team (and as much as it sux that it’s clearly illegal for me to be home for games, I MISSED YOU ALL!!!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
HIDE YA WIFE
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
AND HIDE YA HUSBAND
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
WE'RE LOOKIN FOR YOU
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
said it above but I'll say it again!
u r so dumb :oD
but u know I luvz ya!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
leave every game puh leaseeeee
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
ROSSTOBER!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
fucking espn and eastcoast bias
we’re not even on the front page of the MLB page
OT: How great is this gif?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
+1
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
since it doesn't have any Giants in it
not very. Not today.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
the strike zone was a little inconsistent but it looks like we did get the better of it

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
LOL
That’s a farther left strike than the one Harry Bridges led.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
McC en fuego tonight
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I see a Phillie strike about 2 feet off the plate
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a triangle.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL…yer right. Go us!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That could also be a foul or a swinging strike, yes?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ahh
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
alito'd
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see one green box in the strike zone. I see four triangles.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
This
It looks like we had threw more ball which were called starikes, but also more strikes that were called balls.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY TYPO-RIDDEN POST, BATMAN!
Must taper drinking.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
is that lil red triangle
2.25’ OUTSIDE. That was that a 3-1 or 3-0 pitch right.
Which was the Burrell pitch?
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
Halladay got screwed on the call. No doubt. Then Raul Ibanez happened, which Daryl Cousins has no control over.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Early in the game he rung up a Phillie (can’t remember who) even though it was only strike 2. It looked bizarre.
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 17, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
*wahmbulance. (i think that’s how its spelled)
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Oct 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not so sure he got screwed. I looked at the replays, and the pitch was below Burrells knees- keep in mind Burrell is 6’-6" or something, and those graphs don’t adjust for diff sized strike zones due to diff sized hitters.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
not to mention the Fox-Tracker showed it to be slightly low, which i think is adjusted for a hitters size
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
thought he should have done that in game 4 in ATL where Burrell got thrown at the plate, but maybe he wouldn’t do it tonight had that not happened.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, it wasn’t a bad call, but it was late and it ended up mattering, sorta. we won so. it worked out.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
the difference there was that the Atlanta game was tied. He likes to pull Burrell for defense when they’re ahead.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
right
that’s how he plays it.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be honest, I was dogging the call at the time, taking out our #5 hitter with big power with a 2 run lead in the 6th (before Uribe’s AB).
I didn’t think a 3-1 game would last long in that bandbox
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
Not to put a damper on things here but I have to say a RIP to Barbara Billingsley.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
"I speak jive."
…
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKfS3udCCx0
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, no shit?
Well, she was in her 90s, right?
Juzz hang loose, blood.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
To me, she'll always be "Beaver's Mom"
and of course her most famous line, “Ward, don’t you think you’re being a little hard on the Beaver?”
The dodgers rotation is fucked
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
had to read this twice
because I don’t even remember those assclowns anymore.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm upset this joke seems to have fallen on its face
I thought it was a good one
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
no, it was fine
I just literally had to stop and figure out who the dodger was. And I’m glad they’re irrelevant!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
no dobut
it’s pretty awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s out of respect for Mrs. Cleaver.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Ray Ratto
was on the PMS show and said the Giants had no chance against the Phils.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
BURGERS HAVE NO CHANCE AGAINST RATTO.
by Murray, Present on Oct 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
RATTO USED BITE
IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
by Juan Primo on Oct 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Andy Reid siting!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Then fuck him.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Not you, bring me a sacrifice!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Dude, Ratto has never said a positive thing about any team, ever. It’s how he stays employed.
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Oct 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Clown said the Rockies were winning the west.
by BustaTheRippa on Oct 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe Ratto is having PMS during the show.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Ratto is the anti-jinx, I have determined. That’s the only way to explain how he always says “it’s not possible” then someone does it.
Either that, or I just found another profession where you can be wrong all the time and keep your job (weatherman being the other one)
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip takes Wilson for the manly-man save.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Flem wants to take Lopez but the others say no. then he takes Cody Ross for the obvious.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Flem has a bromance with Javier Lopez, hahaha.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
so do I. The guy’s been awesome. Everything worked out perfectly with Lincecum’s high pitch count coinciding with the two big lefties coming up. He’s been so good that I think they should even use him if those two guys had come up in the ninth.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
me too
If only he could pitch to a righthanded batter without a wormhole opening and sucking everyone to another dimension.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
He does what left-handed side armers do.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Players of the Game
Kruk – Tim
Kuip – Wilson
David B. – Ross
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
It’s pretty impossible not to give it to Ross.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Halladay
That 7th inning? The one where Lincecum came out and shoved the 9-1-2 hitters bats up their asses? That’s why he’s a better pitcher than you.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
This. Over and over… this.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Also because he moved on from shit calls.
When Halladay didn’t get the Burrell call he was fucked up, and another run scored because of it. When Timmy got a shit call he didn’t throw a tantrum and scream at the ump, he moved onto the next batter. That’s why he was the better pitcher today.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
actually Tim got pretty upset, and that’s why Bochy went to the mound.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
He didn’t walk over and scream at the umpire though. Difference between getting frustrated and losing it.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
this
and why he and Sanchy have improved so much, or at least part of it.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchy used to lose it when a call didn’t go his way. Bad call? expect the next 3 batters to be walked while Whiteside sits behind the plate and doesn’t go calm him down.
I think Posey calming Sanchy down when a call doesn’t go his way is a big part of Sanchys maturation. That, and he calls pitches Sanchy didn’t used to throw in certain counts- bolstering his confidence in “any pitch, any time”
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Put down the bong. I’m guessing the last few years of Righetti’s tutelage have a little more to do with it than a few months of Buster.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe, but he’s taken leaps and bounds since Posey started catching him every time.
Alot of it can be attributed to Rags, but the Posey factor is heavy too I would assume
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Whiteside . . .
. . . somehow managed to catch a no-hitter from him.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
You simply cannot put a price on confidence
And that is EXACTLY what the Giants got more of this game.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
RODEO CLOWNS ARE HOT!!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
His name’s Cody, yo
Welcome to his home run rodeo
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
First line a bit too short.
His name’s motherfuckin’ Cody, yo
Welcome to his home run rodeo
Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".
by El Person on Oct 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Posey in NLDS: Fuck it, take the ROY, Heyward. I’ll just move on.
Lincecum in NLCS: Fuck it, take the CYA, Halliday. I’ll just move on.
they can have the awards
we want to trophy.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain in World Series: Screw it, CC and Hughes, take your wins. I’ll just move on.
by Big Americans on Oct 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean let’s get there first.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I really like that Dirty goes tomorrow.
get greedy.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Word
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
I’m predicting another one of these gems: http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/PHI/PHI201008240.shtml
Amazing Fact from tonight's Box Score
Giants GIDP = ZERO
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
no Panda also. coincidence?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause + Effect!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a panda sighting in the 9th.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Correlation, Not Causation
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha
He was only there so that Wilson could rest on the bench
Holy shit, seriously?
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The Torture: It Makes Us Stronger.
Seriously – this shit doesn’t even faze me anymore. Bet it’s starting to fuck with our opponents’ heads, though.
I left my swagger in my other pants.
by HughG16 on Oct 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I'm feeling crazy....
I’m going streaking!
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Grant
Fuck yes this notebook paper blog… mother fucking awesome!!! Obviously stepping your game up for the post season!
It's better to be lucky than good.
But he has no experience!?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously no experience factor means you never know. But you like to see a player take a step up when it matters!
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
What was great about this game.
After Halladay didn’t get his strike 3 against Burrell, he was shaken up to the point he gave up two hits.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Bruce Bochy is a good manager
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
by CB30 on Oct 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Not so fast.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
brb- need to walk my pet sunflower
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
I think
Sabean has always been a better GM than Bochy’s been a manager – but they’re both looking good tonight.
F that
scrap heap waiver junkpile deadline dumpster diving FTW!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
look at Werths’ stats, then look at his HR tonight. You think he’s gonna close anywhere close to his stats at AT&T? His stats look super-inflated by the bandbox
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I looked at his career stats
Career .832 OPS on the road.
But he is career .735 OPS at AT&T.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
It’s his SLG at AT&T i’m gonna look up, because his OBP being factored into his OPS at AT&T isn’t really park-isolated.
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean…you do realize he got lucky this year and all those moves that worked out are not repeatable. They weren’t part of the plan going into the season. The plan going into the season was a total failure.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
at this point, I'm willing to save all Sabean/Bochy bashing until after the season
Lucky? Good? Not sure I care ATM.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Same here. Though I do think Bochy is doing a fairly good job.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Every move Bochy has made has worked recently. I’m shocked he hasn’t made a dumb move in a long time it seems.
as for Sabean, maybe his lucky dumpster-diving is the good karma receipient for all the bad deals he’s signed
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhh....
He had a good year. An excellent year.
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
He hasn’t borked us out of any wins lately.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was pretty easy for Bochy tonight. He always pulls Burrell in that situation, and the lefties leading off the eighth with Timmy’s high pitch count made the move to Lopez automatic. He could have hit for Timmy in the seventh and didn’t, I’ll give him credit for that one.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
it could have turned out a whole lot worse tonight. pulls pat, uribe doesn’t get the hit, timmy gives up the HR, games tied, maybe worse.
he seems to know when to pull his pitchers lately too- no one gets left in too long
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright. Throw everything we’ve learned out the window. Time to start from the beginning.
Big Bang first.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
3000 YEARS AT BEST
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Now that a) Posey has proven he isn’t going to hump the umpire’s leg when he goes out to catch, and b) there aren’t a lot of weird things he can do with the lineup, I completely agree. He doesn’t bunt needlessly, and he manages a pitching staff well. No Guillen, no Molina, no Winn, Rowand too terrible for anyone to start, and Bochy’s quite good.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still kinda annoyed by L’Affaire Guillen.
But yeah, half the crap we give him is for the same stupid crap that every manager does.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
Guillen was just hoping for lightning in a bottle twice. Bork was letting it roll, but he went too far with it.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
With GM’s, you could always bring in outsiders to shake things up (and it does seem that many of the great GM’s are outsiders – from Sandy Alderson to Epstein and Friedman). But when it comes to managers, they are picked from such a limited talented pool, and all have such similar backgrounds, that you can’t really expect any of them to break away from the conventional wisdom trap.
It’s infuriating, but there’s not that much to do about it.
I try not to get too angry about it
but 80% of all baseball discussion is hindsight criticism of a manager’s moves.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
Well . . .
. . . there was Davey Johnson. (Whose degree, incidentally, is in mathematics.)
As time goes by—which is basically its job description—we will see more and more young managers attuned to the analytic truths of the game.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
WIthout any irony, sarcasm, or drunken post win haze whatsoever.
I agree 100%.
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
Let us just sit back and confidently read about Phillies fans blaming the umpire and blamding their players.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
by IdahoTee on Oct 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm generally opposed to posting comments from other blogs here
But:
Ironic Hipster says:
October 16, 2010 at 11:00 pm
So a misplayed flyball by our leftfielder on a ball hit by a guy we let go cause he couldn’t field cost us the game.
by GiantPain on Oct 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Also
Your cy young ace giving up 4 runs at home, including 2 hrs to an 8th spot hitter we picked up off waivers. That contributed too.
by apistat on Oct 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Also, Dom Brown should be starting
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
GO FUCK YOURSELF, PHILIDELPHIA
Doesn’t have the same ring, but I’ll take it.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, that sucks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, that’s gotta hurt.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh the irony
I still don’t get why they let Burrell go
Makes no sense at all
They paid Ibanez, a similar player at best and a worse one at worst, MORE money than Pat got.
"Giants win NLCS Game One" anagram
NOW INCESSANT GLEAMING
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
of the last 17 LCS, the team that won game 1 went to the WS 15 times.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So you’re saying… there’s a chance!!
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
We've taken one from them at home
now all we need are 3 straight home wins. Definitely doable.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
What if they took 1 and 2?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you only need 2 of 3 at home
VERY doable.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The Padres
Wanted Ross… lol
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That's funny...wasn't it Latos popping off how the Padres kept basically their same team "in tact" as opposed to the Giants whoring out their roster?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It's beautiful
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
already 8 recs and counting!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
YES! I love it!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Cody Willis in Pulp Fiction?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Bud Selig
Your two League Championship Series are the third and fourth story on ESPN.com’s home page. Second story: #5 college football team in the country loses.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
wasn’t it ’bama that lost? or no, they beat old miss IIRC
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
What is this ‘NHL’ you speak of?
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
can we have the Sharks donate wins to the Giants too? regional wins?
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
My first child’s name will be Cody. Seriously.
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Oct 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
boy or girl
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Oct 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
After Cody Ransom the fine utility player of yesteryear?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE YOU TIMMY
SurfingTheMets Andy Martino
Lincecum on all the whistling: “I was thinking I must have a really nice butt.”
by thebighead on Oct 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 18 recs
LOL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL
well played, Timmy.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
HA
Suck it, Philly.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Have they noticed their right fielder has longer hair than Timmy?
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
I love him so much.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
then why don’t you marry him??
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
I have asthma. Can’t be around all that smoke.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
LOL
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
HAHAHA
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it Philly
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
<3
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s awesome.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Oct 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
They just showed him say it on CSN.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
oh you do darlin'
but Torres’ is better
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Oct 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
glad timmy has a sense of humor
:)
SOME philly fans are classless
by kezargiants on Oct 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Safe to say Cody has become somewhat of a Giants legend?
incredible.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The new Brian Johnson!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Oct 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
definitely in Brian Johnson territory.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian did it once. Cody’s done it three times already. (four if you count the bases loaded single)
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Oct 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also
Ross was ONLY ON THE TEAM to keep him away from a division rival!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The greatest waiver wire cockblock in history!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
same category, generally speaking. Johnson is way up there b/c he beat the Dodgers. Ross is up there, too. his homers didn’t specifically win either game, but contributed to huge wins. Cody won’t likely be considered a Giant 4 life or anything. at this point anyway.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
just wait til we ride out this postseason… Ross is a streaky player and i wouldn’t be surprised if he does some serious damage and we get a WS appearance
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
let's not get crazy here
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
codystory
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got back on an errand to Safeway
A bunch of people wearing Giants stuff all around the store . . . and one meek woman in a Phillies shirt who didn’t respond when somebody shouted ‘BOO PHILLIES’ down the aisle. That outburst prompted the poor cashier who had to work all night to respond ‘Oh no, they lost?!?’ only to celebrate upon hearing that the Giants won.
I LOVE THE PLAYOFFS
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Oct 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
or in one Safeway
A 98 year old woman.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LOL
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I read that as ‘errAH-nd’
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I was rolling through Wegman’s this morning (kind of an east coast, low cost Whole Foods) and started hearing someone chanting “asshole”… Then sort of realized it was directed at me and my Giants hat.
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 17, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions
lol aggressive yuppie foodies
Run! They’ve got cilantro!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 17, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions
They’re going to flog me on the mean streets of, PA. I’m skurred.
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 17, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
of Downingtown, that is.
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 17, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
FP looks like a Virtua Fighter character.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
Because of the pixely roid-biceps?
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
When he speaks, his mouth looks poorly animated
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 17, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
Screw anyone who said that the Giants would be crushed by the Phillies and that they had no chance to beat Roy Halladay. The Giants might not go to the World Series this year but they showed tonight that they could hold their own in a high pressure playoff game. They weren’t going to roll over and let the Phillies take control. I have all the confidence that even if they don’t win the Pennant they’ll put up a hell of a fight, and that’s all I can ask for from this team.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
by sanfrankid on Oct 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
Rec'd fucking hard
finally
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I like your passion
but needs more CAPS. YOU’RE STILL LEARNING, ROOK.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
DAMMIT IS THIS WORKING NOW?! Hold on let me add something: FUCK!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
safe to say we did more in one game than the Dodgers did in two straight NLCS appearances vs the Phils?
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you won the first game.
So that’s a start.
But you’ve gotta win one more to ensure it won’t be a 5-game defeat like our trips were.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 16, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
im talking beyond the box score.
did the dodgers ever win in PHI during the NLCS?
they win in game 1?
beat their ace?
do all 3 at once, only 1 game in?
I’ve got supreme confidence in this team doing some damage, and maybe, just maybe, taking down PHI as the reigning NL WS rep.
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I need a shower
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Rec'd fucking hard
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
reply fail
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard fucking is always worthy of a rec.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So… the Wankees are off tomorrow, but headed back to NYC? Any chance we get Jon on the radio tomorrow?
The fact that he doesn’t have to back to California tremendously increases those odds I think.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Philly and NY are only a couple hundred miles apart, right? It’s possible.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
90 minute train ride.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, so even less.
LOL East Coast. Can’t swing a cat without hitting a major city.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
How do they even breathe?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS THE FINAL COUNT DOWN
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
by zenbitz on Oct 16, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do do dooooo do
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 16, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not breathing?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
actually
I’d say they’ve been off two days already.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe the best part of tonight’s game was how the Giants shut up the crowd. The confused silence was really glorious.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
by Kitspool on Oct 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
“Confused silence” is a perfect description. You know those fans were convinced that there was no way the Phils wouldn’t get the win.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
Krukow and Kuiper were talking about that saying that the after the last out, there was just this shocked silence and they were just standing there looking at each other like “Did that just really happen?” It was very satisfying.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
the Fox views of the Phillie fans in the ninth inning sure look liked they knew they were going to lose. They went from waving towels to biting the shit out of them.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
Hilarious
Kuip: The fans are standing around going “wait, there’s more baseball, right”. Yeah, there is- tomorrow!
LOL KUIP!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Their disbelief was like sweet, sweet nectar for my soul.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Man that crowd was quite.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I noticed how dead silent it was when we were batting in the top of the 9th.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
this
at least their towels must have been nice padding for their hands, while they sat on them.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
i love them showing concerned philly fans
in the 9th…one of the dudes had crazy eyes.
by kezargiants on Oct 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The most prescient line:
To the Giants every pitcher is Roy Halladay….
I really feel like Grant’s on to something there.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Biggest upset of the night
McCarver and Buck did not cause me to go into an uncontrollable rage.
Me neither
Of course, I was listening to the radio call and had the TV on “mute”, but there was still a 50-50 chance they’d piss me off.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
That might have been the best I’ve ever heard them (and no, it’s not saying much), but outside the game preview, I never had the urge to yell STFU to the TV.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I think it’s because we were beaten into submission by Dick Stockton.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
san-CHEZZZZZZ
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You can get on Stockton for this but not “errah” since that is his Northeast accent.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
FUCK THE NORTHEAST
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think it’s cool to make fun of someone’s accent.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I’ll send him some tissues because the internet made fun of him
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 17, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
eh
almost every other announcer on a national stage has non regional diction.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
EFAAL
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
Their moments of incompetence made me laugh
“It’s a running situation-Not for Rollins at the plate”-McCarver
“What happened there, I wasn’t looking”-Joe Buck
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
it’s into right field!
Foul!
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
that one scared the bejeezus out of me
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That one got me as I was in the kitchen opening a beer.
Son of a whore doesn’t know the difference between right field and foul territory
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 16, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
“The only thing straight about Halladay is his talk.”
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s amazing what having a winning Giants performance going on can cause you to ignore.
that and Civ 5.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
/drinks from one Mtn Dew bottle
/while peeing into another
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit! Wrong bottle!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I gave them a temporarily reprieve
When they started airing their hard-on for Kruk and Kuip in the 9th.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
yes
that was nice.
Amazing that they are willing to recognize their betters.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Krukow made a great point
The Giants played to their strengths than the Phillies. They dictated this game and not the Phillies.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
All that torture finally plays off. Close games breed confidence.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s remarkable how much more poised the Giants were in this game than in the first game of the NLDS—they didn’t seem overamped or struggling with anything. They looked ready to play. (Note: not that there was anything wrong with game one of the NLDS.)
by Duelling Brandos on Oct 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
well, we only scored one run in game 1 and flailed at everything, so i there were small things wrong, but the outcome i wont argue with.
i agree, they looked like they were ready to bring it on.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Much batter than Cincy vsw. Hallady
The Giants stepped out of the box repeatedly & didn’t let Hallady dictate the tempo of the at-bats.
Quoth my friends as I walked in with my Timmy jersey on
“Hey, where’s your World Series championship t-shirt?” (three of them dressed as such)
Quoth me later: “Suck it.”
we love you, too!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Love you to
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
To what? TO WHAT? You can’t just drop that and walk away.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
LOL
Rec’d
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
We’ll just get TheLetter2 to fill in the gaps.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Where was TheLetter2 tonight?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
At his parents house in the sticks and without internet access :(
But watching the game!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I'll be in the same situation tomorrow night
I’ll miss everyone.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
In his jacket, smoking his pipe.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I could volunteer to write this but … nah.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Love me while you can
Before I’m a dead old man
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
by groug on Oct 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i was waiting for this
and you delivered
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was actually listening to All Things Must Pass at the time, so I was already in a George frame of mind.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
You’re a good dude.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was greatly annoyed when Sabean brought Lopez to SF, but now I admit I was completely wrong
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
Cody Ross and Pat Burrell on the podium answering reporters' questions after a Giants win in the NLCS
Whoda thunk it?
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Things I loved about this game:
1. Cody Ross hitting not one, but two homers off Roy Halladay
2. Tim pitching like a mortal and still winning
3. High-fiving strangers deep in Dodger territory
4. My wife turning to me after Cody’s 2nd homer and saying “I guess eating all those babies did him some good, eh?”
5. The opportunity to tell all of the doubting/hating media to SUCK IT. (Is it possible that all of the pundits are actually Russel Martin? That would explain a lot!
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
They are all Russell Martin
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
There was a meme earlier this year about Cody's mugshot
Someone suggested that he looks evil, and another suggested it’s because he eats babies.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Things I loved about this game
1-Final Score
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Oh, and I forgot the most important one:
the text message I sent to my brother at 5:59PM PST when the score was still tied at 1. It reads: “I don’t know why, but I think we’ve got this one.”
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
all Giants have, at minimum
5 games of post season experience.
that has to help.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
The Giants have played 5 games in the postseason
All one run games.
Hi Flem!
by RichHerreraHomer on Oct 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
You mean there’s a different type of playoff game?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
won 4 of them
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
So how many of you will be going to the McC meetup tomorrow?
Have a drink or three for me.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Not that it’s a big deal, but I liked the fact that when Halladay threw 8 pitches in the top of the 1st, Tim only had to throw 7 to get out of the bottom of the 1st.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
that was a pretty big deal
could have been ugly right away, because the offense was instaFAIL. But tim was on lockdown
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Ross made a nice catch, too!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
on basically the first pitch of the game right? He doesn’t get that and it’s rectumface on 2nd with no outs. Huge play.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
This isn't a dream, right?
k.
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
It can be.
But, let’s not find out.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Not quite yet. That will be the WS.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy is good
Tim Lincecum in 2010 post season so far: 2-0, 1.69 w/22 K’s in 16 innings
by TBRMKane on Oct 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BUT YOU NEED EXPERIENCE TO BE GOOD IN THE PLAYOFFS!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That's hawt.
/wolf whistles
"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
Confused, Saddened and cautiously hopeful..
Phillies fans hoping tonight was an abomination, but know in their heart they may be in for a real knife fight.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
An abomination, almost certainly.
An aberration, hopefully not!
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was an annexation
We’re taking the city by force.
Warning: Girl Comment
Timmy has really pretty skin.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
It's the herbal medicine and stuff.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I must confess.
I was noticing how cute he looked on the mound tonight.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I was so annoyed by the “fix your teeth” sign some dumb Philly fan had. Assholes.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
there was also “This guy Stinks”, “Hippy Trash” and “wanna smoke”
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Hippy Trash was so unnecessary. I love that he won. Suck it, idiots.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
someone also had a "pat who?" sign
morons.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I loved how Pat hit his single right after the camera showed that picture.
I’ll admit, I’ve become accustomed to expecting homers from him in those types of situations, but it was good enough.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
If everybody in the world today had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no wars.
There would be one big smell-in.
99% of all wars in history were fought without guns.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
There would be a much different feel to Springtime for Hitler if guns were flowers.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
You’ve forgotten Dick Shaw’s Lorenzo St. Dubois doing that song already?
Sheesh, it’s the second-best scene in the film.
Shawn.*
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Thx. Annoying typo is annoying. But it does give me the chance to note that someone once waxed rhapsodic around me about Shawn’s shows back in old New York. Which were amazing, as the tale went. After his performance in that film, I can believe it.
Yep.
He also gives a great performance in the BIG comedy “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.”
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
What about in the world today?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Bombs and airplanes.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I saw that. I was so mad!
But then I realized that’s who the Philly fans are. /shrug
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Makes the win sweeter.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
Funny how when Giants fans bring posters to games it’s usually a positive “yay my team” “go player x” sorta thing. Apparently Phillies fans like to engage in negative campaign ad type enthusiasm.
TWSS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL LOTS OF REPLYS BECAUSE OF HORNY PEOPLE
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Every time I hear that "Trouble" Song by Ray LaMontagne on the tube I think Phillies.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 14 recs
Time to start Rowand at CF?
Torres is getting nothing but breaking balls in the dirt. And he’s doing nothing but swinging at them (of course, missing).
Rowand can’t be any worse. Plus it’s Philly – may be Rowand has some mojo left.
no.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You asked a yes or no question. He answered.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Trust...
Rowand can always be worse
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You realize all those things guarantee Rowand will be worse right?
Instead of striking out on sliders in the dirt, he’ll strike two outs on sliders in the dirt.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
The only worse thing will be GIDP.
It sucks when the bases are loaded with 1 out. And the batter (leadoff hitter, no less) doesn’t even come close to making decent contact on even 1 pitch. Totally, absolutely sucks!
by keyser_sozey on Oct 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW – I’m very happy, I’m just thinking about what gives us the best chance to beat Phillies and get to WS.
by keyser_sozey on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres: 0-4, best defense in baseball
Rowand: 0-4, average defense at best.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Do you really think Rowand wouldn’t have made all the plays Torres made tonight in CF?
by keyser_sozey on Oct 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not about what he would have done in tonight’s game. It’s about what he’ll do in future games. He could very well miss a tough ball that Torres would have gotten, and will not hit any better than the worst Torres can do.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s true. It’s about the future.
But Torres has had mostly terrible at bats in the playoffs. If it was any other player (say Velez), we’d be calling for Bochy to bench him.
My concern is Torres is going to cost us a game and a chance at WS with his at bats.
by keyser_sozey on Oct 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez never had the kind of season Andres had this year.
At the end of the day, you have to kind of realize that the postseason is a small sample size— you have to go with the guys who got you there, even if sometimes they struggle.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I love Andres’ heart too. He came back so soon after surgery to help the team. He always plays hard. Great defense at CF.
But he didn’t have a good season either. He hit .268. That’s not a good season for a leadoff hitter.
by keyser_sozey on Oct 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
.340 OBP
Not great, but adequate, given his occasional flashes of power and elite glove.
I agree with you – he had an adequate regular season.
But he’s having a highly inadequate postseason. I wonder what’s the solution?
When I say “inadequate” – I’m not as worried about his lack of hits, but rather lack of quality at bats.
by keyser_sozey on Oct 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
SSS. Maybe he suddenly fell off a cliff after the appendectomy and he’ll never come back, but I see this more as good pitching and bad luck.
bad luck would imply that he actually puts the ball in play. he’s striking out like crazy- his only good contact tonight came first-pitch swinging first AB of the game.
im not on the OP’s side, I think Torres should stay in- that said, his lack of good ABs is not a good sign no matter how you cut it. The AB in the 9th was horriffic
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions
The solution is to go with what got you there.
Don’t overreact, Bochy!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ADEQUATE??
FUCKING ADEQUATE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?
HE WAS THE SECOND MOST VALUABLE OUTFIELDER IN THE ENTIRE NATIONAL LEAGUE THIS YEAR.
YOU ARE FUCKING DELUSIONAL. AWOKJEAL:SKHJDASD
by GiantPain on Oct 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
/bondslegend’d
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Woah, I actually thought that was BL when I first read it
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
/tear
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not delusional, you’re 100% delusional and you think mediocrity is world class. Whatever.
Putting it in all caps doesn’t make your silly post intelligent.
by keyser_sozey on Oct 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
where is my ignore list?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I can’t sleep tonight. I’m on your ignore list.
by keyser_sozey on Oct 16, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
this this this
and I say that fully aware I’d be on plenty of them.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU FAIL TO RECOGNIZE THE POWER OF CAPITAL LETTERS
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I know that you might possibly be too ridiculous to realize this,
but there comes a point when EVERY BODY ELSE is disagreeing with you, that you need to realize that it might actually be YOU that’s wrong.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we allowed to flag comments for being utterly stupid?
Because I wonder…
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
/flagged for stupidity
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah .268 is the best outfielder in the whole NL. You are a genius. I’m sorry to have spoken my mind.
by keyser_sozey on Oct 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
But, a lot of Torres' value comes in getting on base and slugging
An .823 OPS, combined with +20 Defense leads to an extremely valuable player.
Whereas Rowand doesn’t get on base, has overrated power and +5 (at best) defense
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
LOL Batting Average
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
the last time Aaron Rowand had a batting average over .268
2008
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
oh,
it’s people like you why I’m starting to not like McC anymore! Thanks for the reminder.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t worry, we’ll edumacate him right up just like lex and giant4life.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Rec'd
This needs to be green’d.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
At the end of the day Torres has a much greater upside, you have to hope eventually he’ll come around.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
that was completely brought down
right before and then after his appendectomy.
symptoms from an appendectomy can start to affect you weeks before it flares enough that you are in so much pain that you need to go to the ER.
Problems with your abdomen will have a negative effect on hitting.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Thank you, Doctor.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a basic medical training
and every one of me is a virgin between the ages of 16 and 19 and a half
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
???
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Monty Python
Holy Grail
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL USING BATTING AVERAGE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you seriously think Rowand wouldn’t have struck out 17 times?
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
He swung at the pitch that hit Ish
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
yes
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
There was one I remember specifically that it was a running catch that I think only Torres gets to so yes I do believe that Rowand wouldn’t have made all the plays Torres made tonight.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I think Rowand would have made that play too. Of course, we’ll never know.
Rowand may not be Torres, but he’s not Guillen either.
by keyser_sozey on Oct 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
"Aaron Rowand is not Jose Guillen"
You’re right! He should immediately begin starting over a better player then! WHY DIDN’T I SEE THIS BEFORE?!?!?!?! Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, hell Rowand leads the league in not being Guillen.
But if Rowand came through with a timely hit, we would be pleasantly shocked.
If Torres came through with a timely hit, we would be, “Oh, cool – s’bout time.”
Therein lies the reason you start Torres.
LOL NO
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Were you watching this game
Torres got to a few balls that Rowand would not have been able to get to tonight. He saved at least one run.
YES
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this answer
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
no
Way way way too much Torres hate going on right now. He’s had a rough postseason at the plate, but he lined one right at Victorino tonight, and he’s still playing great D in center.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No. But maybe the Giants can pull a page out of the Phillies book and move him down in the order.
That is what Philly did to Rollins. Torres can still hit mistake pitches. The problem is in the post season, shitty pitchers rarely see the mound and Torres is going to see more quality pitches. Look at Uribe. If the pitcher makes his pitch, Uribe will strike out. He hit a mistake by Halladay after he was pissed from the previous no strike call to Burrell. Ended up leading to another run. The saying is good pitching gets out good hitting….well, good hitting looks mediocre this time of year because the Wellemeyers and Zitos are not leaving the dugout.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's 5 games
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
But the Phillies also have another guy with speed
We don’t have a Victorino to take over the leadoff spot.
That's a good idea...
May be moving him down will relax him and help him hit better. Hopefully.
by keyser_sozey on Oct 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
how about....
fuck that noise?
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Oct 16, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand can’t be any worse.
Yes he can.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Yep.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He is totally capable of that.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly
how are people this stupid. I don’t even.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Derek Rowand?
Bill Rowand?
Rowand And Martin?
I think Rowand is doing a fine job, but I agree Mr. Torres might be ordered to take a pitch here and there. He seems to be pressing a lot.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
So, why did Joe Buck call the Giants "a bunch of idiots"
What the fuck? I don’t know if I heard it correctly, but he was referring to the beards and stuff and said “we were a bunch of idiots.” I know what he meant, but fuck Joe Buck.
He was quoting Huff, i believe
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
even Joe Buck isn’t dumb enough to go out and say that w/o it being a quote.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
as I recall
that’s what the ’04 Red Sox called themselves.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
he could’ve probably made that a bit more clear
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He was referencing Kevin Millar from 2004 when he called his Red Sox teammates "A Bunch of Idiots"
weak though. This team is a bunch of tight knit bearded ballplayers who have the KWAN.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
LOL at the Aggressive fans.
I only had one guy shout and boo me while I was celebrating Ross’s HR!
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
representin'!
glad to hear that no one puked on you?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Timmy's phone just rang like Andy's phone did while he was in stage in The Office
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Oct 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Timmy’s phone ringing during the interview. “I have to get this.”
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
What is his ringtone?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The generic iPhone ring.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
:(
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
"Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta"
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be tight
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
haha i said the same thing – hivemind again!
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Oct 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
his face lifts make him look very weird.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
His head looked really skinny
Almost aerodynamic
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I thought the morticians had done a really good job of making him look lifelike.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
one more face lift
and he has a beard
/Joan Rivers’d
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Love you Timmy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
? U
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
CAUGHT IN A LAAAAANDSLIIIIDEEEE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OPEN YOUR EYES
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LOOOOOKK UPP TOOO THE SKYYYY ANNNNNNDD SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Wilson got Victorino to strike out swinging working backwards from a 3-0 count. If he walks Victorino, it's first a second with the big bats coming up....HUGE!!!!!
also
fuck him and his rectumface.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That’s Ibanez.
Victorino is the one who looks like he does 5 lines of coke before every AB
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
victorino is the rectumface. Is and always will be.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yeah
Ibanez is the lizardman. I mean, look:


The resemblance is uncanny.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL NOOBs
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Victorino is most definitely rectumface. I am going to do myself a favor and not GIS ‘rectumface’.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I shaved what little facial hair I have last night
I did before they clinched and before game 3. So that mean I have to shave what is left on my face tonight?
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
YES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
keep it up
I haven’t shaved since the playoffs started.
I can’t even trim it. It’s looking rough.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
The next move, gentlemen,
is the head. Just shave it. Set yourself free.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This game should remove all doubt.
We can beat anyone. We can beat you at home, no matter how loud your crowd is. We can beat your ace. We can strike out your best hitters. We can stand toe to toe with any team in this league.
This is a warning to the rest of baseball. Check yourselves.
by GiantPain on Oct 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Pitching in the playoffs
fucking owns.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
Any team can beat any team in any series with two hot starting pitchers.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Three is nice.
But the question then becomes, who are the really dreamy ones?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
How is this not green?
Can you make this your sig? Can I? This is brilliant.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
NOW Dirty needs to be on his "A game" tomorrow, we pull a couple of runs out of our asses against a very hittable Roy Oswalt
and we go back to AT&T up 2-0. We could start printing the t-shirts that say “suck that Philly” or “Suck that Mitch Williams – you have as a difficult time predicting a series as you did finding home plate”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GETTING AHEAD OF YOURSELF
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
why not invite Mitch Williams to throw out the first pitch, and then five minutes before that you tell him you’re replacing him with Joe Carter?
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
Or Steve Sax
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
We score four again.
So sez Gallo.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I hardly recognized Mitch Williams in the pregame
he looked so much more put together than he ever did on the mound.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Until 2007
Mitch Williams wasn’t exactly welcome in Philadelphia.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I have fond memories of Mitch...

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins
(The Phillies won in 2008)
2007 was the Red Sox over Rockies.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE THIS FUCKING MONKEY OFF MY BACK!!!!
I ran out onto the roof deck of my house in South Philly and fucking screaming for 5 minutes straight, “LET’S GO GIANTS!!!” My neighbors called me everything from “asshole” to “cocksuckin motherfucker” to ….. well, i won’t continue. GREAT WIN TONIGHT, MCCOVENS!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!! …….. in a sibling type of way of course.
By the way, GAME RECAP ………………………………………………………..

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"
Is that Batman fighting Jaws, underwater, with a lightsaber?
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a pretty epic epic, non?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL scoreboard right now
Giants post game thread 662 posts
Phillies 28
Combination of better blog and better fans.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
Timezones…?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
it's saturday night dude
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
No need to gloat
TGP is good people
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
just saying
you’re right, they’re some good posters over there.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
...but we're better
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
obviously
but our postgame celebration should revolve solely around our awesomeness
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck yeah!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Exactly. Philly fans get a hard rap, but the guys over there seem to be really cool honest fans. They took a loss in this situation (terrible ump) a lot better than we would.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
the ump didn’t cost them the game, and if they had won he wouldn’t have cost us the game. He was bad, but Halladay didn’t have to groove the next pitch to Burrell, and then give up an RBI hit to slumping Uribe. I would think they would blame Ibanez more than the ump.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
Disagree
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
that low “ball” was pretty evident for both sides.
Halladay happened to get burned by it. But it’s not like Lincecum was getting the low strike consistently.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I totally agree with you
The fans at Phillies site are light years better than the Padres or Rockies.
rec'd
with one very trolly exception, who I think won’t be back to gloat as advertised, they’ve been the best group of visitors here.
So, rec’d for any TGP who happen by.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I cant believe they are winning with so many players slumping
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
honestly
that’s what a lot of the playoffs look like. It’s such a small sample.
Two extra hits=decent looking seasonal average.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I wish I was a knee surgeon in Philly with all of the blown ACLs from fans jumping off their bandwagon
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Who are these guys on KNBR?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Rob Neyer points out in his blog tonight that Cody Ross has as many HRs in six postseason games as he hit in the last six weeks of the regular season.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
AND for curtain calls!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
b/c he’s played more in the post season than he did at the end of the regular season b/c of Guillen.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still waiting for Guillen to ‘Tonya Harding’ Ross as he returns to the dugout one game.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
beat me to it… by 2 hours.
he didn’t travel with the team again, huh?
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip always talked about how the Giants haven’t really seen Ross’ pop. I guess we have now.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
True. But he is not being blocked by the corpse of Jose Guillen
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
or what nostocksjustbonds said
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear KNBR,
please figure out how to delay your broadcast about 15 seconds. That’s all.
Sincerely,
Everyone.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
IDK
mine was pretty synced up…
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I use it on mlb.tv though
so maybe it’s delayed that way
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
yeah. anything on the net will be delayed anyway. I’m on straight radio and 15-20 seconds until the TV catches up. at least 2 pitches behind on TV.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
lame
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I was listening through mlb.com and had to use radiodelay to delay it 15 seconds.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually a batter behind, but I don’t mind it all that much. Helps me know ahead of time what to really pay attention to… or hide from.
this
we just run to see the TV whenever something happens, it’s like an instant instant replay.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
this
nothing bad ever happens on the radio, so i watch the giants hit on tv, then listen to them pitch on the radio while peeking at the tv
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine sucked at the beginning but by about the 3rd or 4th it was pretty close. By the end of the game the MLB Audio feed was behind the TV.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
mines was on a 20.7 sec delay
but i got it to sync
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody elses heart drop into their lower intestins when Gload hit the foul ball in the 9th. It really wasn’t even close but the angle made it seem like a sure fire double down the line.
DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!
Kuip didn’t help matters either.
My adopted Giant got shipped off to Pittsburgh, and it was worth it.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
neither did Buck
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
“…hit into right field! Foul!”
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIT TIE GAME WHEW
My reaction.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I had a good panic going for about half a second.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Pretty sure I shit my pants
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
GLOAD
MORE LIKE CHOAD, AMIRITE?
by Murray, Present on Oct 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yup, I thought it was a tie game until it dropped.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
because of Buck’s stupid call. Moran.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit
lincecumrosslincecumrossposeyburrelluribelopezwilson
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Jackasses in Philly!
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/986/eptsportsmlbexperts2353.jpg
Smiling like the assholes they are.
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
I do wanna smoke
legalize
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Preach!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Doesn’t matter. None of it does except the final score.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
by Kitspool on Oct 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
this
why does anyone care what some dunce with a sign does?
Also, I don’t think it worked very well.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Morans
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
the guy with the “hippy trash” sign is hiding behind it. Fucking pussy.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I’m sure they’re happy a high, crooked teeth, stinky piece of hippy trash beat them tonight.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
and beat their ace
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Whoo!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Is this a spilled beer or puke?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U94Vm5pnsH4
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
/is so not clicking that
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
c'mon, you know you want to
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
definitely puke
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s with Philly fans and puking?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
INORITE
That’s why I wanted some verification before I started to make fun of them for it.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
man you guys write a lot!
still trying to catch up, and I’m just waiting for an overthrow post game thread to pop up and I’ll still be here reading!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
check previous threads.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Oct 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Stay classy, Philly
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
That's SO pimp.
Reccified.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
he def looks like a guitarist in a band, not a two-time Cy Young winning ace.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone could photoshop him in.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Webcam of the Abbey Road Crossing
It’s funny when you can catch a group walking across the street like the Fab 4, then turn around and do it again…
Mine

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
by marcello on Oct 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol dangle
I R 5
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
that girl’s hatin’ on him cuz he wears that color better
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
also cause he can wear skinny jeans without muffin toppin’
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Wow
that is pretty bad. I don’t understand why people ever wear clothing that actually accentuates NEGATIVE things?!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally Fleet Street.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
looks very Hogwartsy
"I ain't havin it!"
by GloomyGoose on Oct 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but I really don’t think he cares at all. He’s the kind of guy who can genuinely laugh along with it.
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 17, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm assuming Tim's post game interview was taped instead of shown live on TV
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
He kept it clean
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Natto rocks my socks.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you Jessie Eisenberg
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Also in about the 3rd inning, I was asked if I wanted to go out
There is a time socializing, and a time not to. This was clearly the latter
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
good call
I made sure to be home in time for the whole game. I think we made a good call.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Definitely
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
I'm taking off work on Tuesday even though the game starts at 4:30 and I get off at 5:00.
On the East Coast, naturalment.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
again,
good call
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Follow me to:

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Yes, I will
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
smore Ross
I’ll bring the chocolate, marshmallows and grahams
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
that could get messy
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
oh wow, ok then!
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
i read your first post as you were going to do this to Cody. LOLME
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Comment of the day from The Good Phight!
The gist of all this…
Ladies and gentlemen, we’re not kicking the Dodgers around anymore.
Buckle up. It’s going to be a long one.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Oct 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Are they implying West Coast teams are interchangable? Because how they did against the Dodgers this year is irrelevant.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
i think we made more of a statement tonight than the dodgers made combined in two 7 game series.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
and they’re right, no matter how fun it is that the Giants won Game 1 of the NLCS.
Wait… what?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
@dylanohernandez Dylan Hernandez
Wilson on #Phillies fans whistling at Lincecum: “I didn’t really get it. Whistling at guys, I don’t know what that means.”
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
……
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It means they're stuck in the early '60s,
where long hair = teh girlzz LOL!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I think
it may have a not-so-subtle element of homophobia to it too.
Just a thought. Prove me wrong, Santa-booers.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think it was homophobic. I think Wilson was just playing the innocent child, asking, “why in the world would they whistle at Timmy? I don’t get it.”
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
not Wilson
the Philly goon whistlers. “LOL teh gayz whistle at the girly longhair pitcher”
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was kind of tastless.
Kind of rattled me. Not as bad as the Yankees YMCA thing but still it’s stupid.
by kezargiants on Oct 17, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Apparently . . .
. . . it’s an established Philadelphia all-sports tradition.
Which does not make it any the less tasteless, or just plain stupid.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
In some countries, whistling is another way of booing.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
So they are FURRINERS?
WHERE ARE YOUR PAPERS?
by Murray, Present on Oct 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs tweets:
Tim Lincecum was amused by wolf whistles from crowd. “I was just thinking, I must really have a nice butt.”
Okay I need a Brian Wilson motivational pic where he's like
2 outs, 1 run lead and no one on? I’ll take it.
pls someone
Hella.
SL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 13 recs
City on the Edge of Forever
Such a great episode.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot about this. We all know Derosa’s wrist would snap if he did that.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this is the best fucking thing I've ever seen
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fantastic
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/10/16/1756556/raul-ibanez-takes-pride-in-his-defense
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
I really hope...
… that some newspaper goes with this headline tomorrow:
Tim Smokes Phillies
. . . and sez . . .
“Not that good a shit.”
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
and I was worried that Brooks Conrad wasn't on the Phillies....
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Those plays happened in a previous series, in what Dick Stockton labeled The Brooks Conrad Era.
by biff pocoroba on Oct 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
By the way, can someone please email this GIF to Buster “The Giants Are Terrible Defensively” Olney?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
no kidding!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT?! He was saying that shit like it was a certainty?! What the fuck?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop picking on Ibanez
It’s not like he’s ever done anything like this before.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If I could describe Lookout Landing in two words
Those words would be “bitterly caustic.”
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
by Kitspool on Oct 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
defense mechanism
gotta feel for mariners fans
wow- so this is SOP for Ibanez.
its the crappiest approach possible to catching that ball, and apparently never works.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
we are going to do this thing we’re involved in.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
WIN NOW!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ Phillies
Halladay 0-3 lifetime vs the Giants in 4 starts with an ERA over 6. :)
that is gold, jerry
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
heaven forfend
will he come back for the Game 4 start?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
the giants flail helplessly at guys who have bad control, because they are so agressive.
but the guy who has the most control is always pounding the zone, so he’s easier to hit? backwards logic but fitting
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Multi HR Post season list
I awwwed cuz it had Ross, Will the Thrill and Rich Aurealiagoodtime :o)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
magelb Matt Gelb
by CrashburnAlley
The Phillies have never won a postseason series in which they lost Game 1.
this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Small sample size.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
130 years worth
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
kind of a lot of dry years in that "sample" ya know.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
SCIENCE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it everyone we are not the.....

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Love how generic "This Guy Stinks" is
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
stinks like a red, red rose that is.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Oct 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed, slack,
and somehow so East Coast, though I can’t really explain it.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
BECAUSE YOU STINK
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
MUFF CABBAGE
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty sure the kid with the “wanna smoke” sign is sending a legit invite.
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on Oct 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
remember, these were the “Babe Ruth did it on hot dogs and beer” geniuses.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny signs! :)
I wonder what they’ll have for Sanchez tomorrow. Whatever they are, I look forward to Gigantes beating Oswalt for the 4th time this season.
by keyser_sozey on Oct 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
"This Sanchez is Clean"
/wicked Philly burn
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
the Fix Your Teeth sign is just fucking dumb. I mean, wtf is that, really? so Tim didn’t have braces, big fucking deal.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait for MLB to upload all the 'Must C' version of their clips
So I can get the radio calls.
This sure ain't Atlanta
Attendance -45,929 (105.2% full)
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Also, I think Philly had by far the highest ratings for the NLDS last Sunday of any of the eight cities with a team involved. I saw this in the context of something having to do with NFL ratings—all of which were higher than playoff games going on simultaneously. In terms of baseball watchers, Philly was way out in front, and Tampa and DFW were in last. SF was in the middle.
by Duelling Brandos on Oct 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So fucking refreshing to not listen to that insipid tomahawk chop.
by younghutch on Oct 17, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This
Your friendly Nats fan spent 6 weeks with the “Anyone But Philadelphia” campaign for the NL East. They crapped the bed. I then rooted for epic Bobby Cox FAIL. Thank you for doing your part.
The wait for 10/7 begins. This man is focused. Are you?
Hey Ray Ratto
what’s a ‘Maim’?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
yep
walruses cannot pronounce words that rhyme with ‘gene’
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Game?
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
They traditionally whistle before knecapping you.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
ok guys
it was Mad Bum’s day to throw on the side
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
source?
Not doubting, just wondering… I wondered what the hell was happening there.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I’m down 100% with the G’s,had to tend to family stuff, caught parts of the game, goofy stoked.and come here for the explosion. thanks for doing your bwest to hammer my ass. what your beef with me?
Just kiddin’ around…since this is the first NLCS post game thread for us all…lots of love bro…and Go Giants!!
We’re being silly dude. It’s all good.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and may I allow myself to brag a bit here?
Prediction:
First, pain.
Second, this game will be won with the dingerball. I say we hit two in the game. The margin is within two runs, and we come out on top.
by GiantPain on Oct 16, 2010 12:16 PM EDT
by GiantPain on Oct 16, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Haha yes
I remembered you saying that after the Ross dingers.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
nice job!
i kept my prediction of a 13-5 giants win (which came from a dream of me watching the game) to myself. Maybe that score will show up later in the postseason.
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on Oct 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
i had to stop predicting because i was right so much and people didnt want to know we were going to lose, lol.
either that, or…
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you heard?
Teams winning game 1 of the NLCS have won 15 of the last 17 series.
Just sayin’.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
see reply below.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Shush, you
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
’05 Astros
’06 Cardinals
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
those were the winners. ’05 Astros beat the Cardinals. ’06 Cardinals beat the Mets.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL METS
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
As a long-time Giants fan, I am immune to factoids such as this one.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
SO YOU ARE NOT SAYING
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Some quick calculations
The Giants are now:
NLDS: 8-12
NLCS: 12-6 NLCS
World Series: 3-8
Overall: 23-26
Four wins from having a winning postseason record for the first time in my life since they won the 1989 NLCS!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
These are their records are for my lifetime, I forgot to say.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
/lolold
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I could have been born seven and a half years after I actually was and it would still be the same!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
(I think you are younger than me by 7 and a half years)
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
March 1980.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Hilarious
September 1972.
You are younger than me by 7 and a half years.
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Are you sure about that 5-2 in the NLCS?
They’re 5-1 in their last two trips, and they didn’t lose the last game of the ’89 one, so…
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Aw, Boch. I swear I'm not cryin', I just have dirt in both my eyes
timkawakami Tim Kawakami
Bruce Bochy on Ross, Burrell & the Giants’ winning misfits: “I compare them to the Dirty Dozen. That’s the way they play.”
Ewwww
JeffFletcherAOL Jeff Fletcher
Aubrey Huff conducted his postgame interviews wearing: a t-shirt, a red thong, an ice pack on his leg. #sfgiants
beautiful ewww
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
dressed to impress
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
jeff fletcher
Aubrey Huff conducted his postgame interviews wearing: a t-shirt, a red thong, an ice pack on his leg.
KORPIKLAANI
VASTA CODY ROSSEN VERISET APARAT!
by Kindelberger on Oct 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
PERKELE!
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Oct 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
making me laugh a lot
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Something’s up with my computer or something, so I can’t reply to the wisdom/joy posted above, but I just want to add, FUCK YEAH! SHUT UP!
This game was beautiful and awesome and amazing all wrapped up with good papers.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
ESPN doesn't care that there was a game anymore
Texas NY is more interesting to these guys. Lincecum isn’t as cool as Halladay or something.
Joe Who?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Shift A
Cody Ross.
The hitter no one wanted.
Cody Ross
The man we acquired by accident.
Cody Ross
The man who should not exist (according to Mat Latos)
Holy hell, WHERE WOULD THE GIANTS BE WITHOUT CODY ROSS?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Still in Atlanta, at least
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
true story. Cody flew the team out after the pilot fainted upon seeing Buster Posey on his flight.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Where would the Giants be without Cody Ross?
DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!
And to think about how much McCoveyChrons hated...just hated Cody Ross when he took Matt Cain deep this year as a Marlin...remember the bat flip?
ALLISFORGIVENCODYALLISFORGIVEN!!!!!!!!!
I remember it.
But it is TOTALLY forgiven.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That looks a lot better in orange and black I must say.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason I remembered him having more on the flip, I guess I must have been really mad.
ALLISFORGIVENCODYALLISFORGIVEN!!!!!
ARGH THE HUMAN NETWORK
Go back to supplying second-rate routers to large businesses
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit
If that’s the Josh Johnson game I was there and totally forgot about it.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I remember it clearly; I remember cursing at him at the game, which I attended, mostly because Matt Cain wasn’t having it.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
If the phillies win game 2 watch fast espn will jump on that story.
since doc looked average its not a story for them
Watched the game from a bar in spain
fucking awesome!!!! partied til 7am. Fucking awesome!!!
No one here gets out alive.
Booze kicks ass. breakfast in 45 min. can’t wait! where is socalgal from?
No one here gets out alive.
Booze for breakfast, I like your style! LOL
originally,Bay Area (Los Altos), currently, the OC (Anaheim) boooo!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
I was stuck watching Boise State run SJSU into the ground tonight. Oh and one of their asshat football players literally ran over a colorguard member during our pregame tunnel. Not pleased with that.
So I missed this game, but I’m eternally pleased that Wilson recorded the final K of the game against Shane Victorino.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL San Jose State
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
We’re so bad man. Watching them trot out their dog and pony show every week is sad. At least everyone loves the band.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys have also faced Top 5 teams like every week.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
We get ranked teams like six times this year. I understand money games but after a while the losing really gets old.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry Baron
they don’t call it “blood money” for nothing.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the BCS but, being a Fresno State fan
I really wish another team were responsible for showing why it is such a shitty system.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Suck it Rectumface!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
So
Two games today. One, a no-drama rout. The other a tense, edge-of-your-seat nail-biter with the two best pitchers in the game going head to head, several dramatic home runs, and it comes down to the final out. Which game do you give lead coverage to? Oh, right: you’re ESPN. FAIL.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BUT THE YANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
This just shows that there’s a Yankees bias within the East Coast bias… but we knew that already, I think.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the Phillies did lose, after all.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
HONESTLY
why does anyone give a shit about espn??!?!?! It is a worthless dinosaur of a company staffed by fucking idiots who don’t understand sports on anything beyond a superficial level! Watch them for live sports. Use their website for fantasy. Avoid everything else. You will be happier.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Though we don't have cable here,
I do watch SportsNation when I’m at home because I think Michelle’s kinda cute. Of course, out of dignity for my ears and my sports-info lobe, I mute Colin Cowherd.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
I agree, and I know it has been said a million times, but it’s just pathetic how biased they are. If the Phillies had routed the Giants and Halladay pitched a gem it would be talked about to no end.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Oct 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
this
I almost never read their website, and I basically never watch what they televise.
BOO-YA!!!! WITH AUTHORITY!!!!! (on behalf of lars)
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Oct 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
i think it has something to do with us all being cast-off Giants fans, tossed in the corner for half a decade to rust away while the team sucked and Barry was the face of steriods, and the franchise. Some fucked up way of seeking approval from the outside sports world who think this team is a fluke.
or something like that
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A
Just got back from Pete’s. Saw some people wearing t-shirts with a picture of a plane labeled “55” that was dropping bombs labeled “F” It was AWESOME. Anyone know where they sell them?
Sabean's pickups producing, Bochy making the right decisions
I must be in the bizarro world. That would mean that my house has equity…I’m out…I need to refinance before tomorrow’s game.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
BFVCE wisdom
“After you’ve discovered all the ways there are to fuck up, all there is left to do is win.”
I think he might be the smartest man alive.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
This makes me scared that we haven’t discovered all those ways yet.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
What BFVCE fails to understand is that the Giants are the Lewis and Clark of discovering ways to fuck up.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
In that they claim to discover new ways to fuck up that others have known about for hundreds of years?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Fun game!
That was an awesome game one. I am absolutely belligerent (thanks auto correct) but I wanted to give you guys some free shots while you’re ahead. Enjoy the fun series. Night guys,
free shots, eh? There’s a bar down the street, if you wanna give them your credit card number all is forgiven…
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a beautiful game, but I wish the Giants could win without giving fans emotional breakdowns. Do it again tomorrow and Tuesday!
Servus
I wonder where that Phillies fan who said that if we won, he would come over here and say he was wrong… wonder where he is?
He’s like 3 comments up.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
lol i typed this before i was even halfway thru the thread. good lookin out.
by giant4life83 on Oct 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK!!!
YEAHHHHHHH!!!!
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
Congratulations! Keep it going.
Mets fan (who lives in Philadelphia) here. I’ve been rooting for you guys since the Mets were out of contention (which is pretty much since after the All-Star break). I feel like the Giants are kind of like family because of the team’s historic NY roots. Plus, how can you not love Juan Marichal, Mays, McCovey, Jim Ray Hart, Gaylord, Dick Deitz, Jack Hiatt … and the list goes on.
You guys made Halladay look like a punk today. I can’t wait to bust my Phillies buddies collective balls. The Cody Ross and Burrell moves were great for you. Ross is so clutch. He always killed us when he was with Marlins.
Jonathan Sanchez will pitch a gem tomorrow. The Phillies have trouble with left-handers and Sanchez has been pitching great.
Go get ’em.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
by The Glider on Oct 17, 2010 12:44 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
depends which Sanchy will show up tomorrow. The 11K, 1BB guy, or the other, much more hideous one.
But thanks for the props man- i wouldn’t start celebrating yet… it’s only game 1, and it is the Phillies. If you’ve been rooting for us since the ASB, were you pleased with Cuzzi’s call at home plate in the Johan Santana/Jonathan Sanchez game? (its a test question)
by giant4life83 on Oct 17, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions
All I have to say is
CODYROSSCODYROSSCODYROSSCODYROSSCODYROSSCODYROSSCODYROSSCODYROSSCODYROSSCODYROSSCODYROSSCODYROSSCODYROSS!!!!!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
by j14 on Oct 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec’d for the Cody Ross
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
by goGSW24 on Oct 17, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec’d for the rec of the Cody Ross
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 17, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Still feels great.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
BREAKING!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 17, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions
The ol' tilt dangle reach-around...
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Oct 17, 2010 3:32 AM PDT reply actions
Holy Crap
So, I went out to dinner with my folks who were visiting me at school. By the time we got back, it was 11pm, the game was probably over (East Coast), and I was really bummed out. Turns out, my roommate had recorded the game for me, and I was able to watch the whole glorious thing commercial-free. Totally worth staying up late for.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by 



































