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Previewing the Phillies' offense

 

The Phillies offense: amazing or overrated?

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Rk Pos Age G PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS OPS+
1 C Carlos Ruiz 31 121 433 371 112 28 1 8 53 0 1 55 54 .302 .400 .447 .847 128
2 1B Ryan Howard* 30 143 620 550 152 23 5 31 108 1 1 59 157 .276 .353 .505 .859 128
3 2B Chase Utley* 31 115 511 425 117 20 2 16 65 13 2 63 63 .275 .387 .445 .832 124
4 SS Jimmy Rollins# 31 88 394 350 85 16 3 8 41 17 1 40 32 .243 .320 .374 .694 86
5 3B Placido Polanco 34 132 602 554 165 27 2 6 52 5 0 32 47 .298 .339 .386 .726 95
6 LF Raul Ibanez* 38 155 636 561 154 37 5 16 83 4 3 68 108 .275 .349 .444 .793 112
7 CF Shane Victorino# 29 147 648 587 152 26 10 18 69 34 6 53 79 .259 .327 .429 .756 102
8 RF Jayson Werth 31 156 652 554 164 46 2 27 85 13 3 82 147 .296 .388 .532 .921 145
9 MI Wilson Valdez 32 111 363 333 86 16 3 4 35 7 0 21 43 .258 .306 .360 .667 79
Team Totals 31.9 162 6291 5581 1451 290 34 166 736 108 21 560 1064 .260 .332 .413 .745 99
Rank in 16 NL teams 2 5 7 4 5 4 16 4 14 5 5 5 4
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 10/14/2010.

 

Only six above-average or better hitters? Please. Their worst regular was so bad, he had the same OPS+ this year that the Giants’ cleanup hitter had last year? Oh, man, that has to sting. What a bunch of hacks.

Ahem.

Okay, so they’re pretty good.

Breaking them down into five different categories:

Fantastic hitters having good-not-great years:

Chase Utley
Ryan Howard

Good hitters having okay years:

Shane Victorino
Placido Polanco
Raul Ibanez

Good hitters having fantastic years:

Jayson Werth
Carlos Ruiz

A formerly great hitter having his second rough season in a row, which makes you wonder…

Jimmy Rollins

Cody Ransom and Brian Bocock

Cody Ransom
Brian Bocock

Unfortunately, neither Ransom nor Bocock are supposed to be on the roster. They’re like former Soviet scientists who defected, but instead of atomic theory, they worked on the mating habits of caribou, and, brother, that’s not going to end the Cold War any time soon, so they weren’t a part of the NSA’s plans.

Even though Howard and Utley are having down years by their lofty standards, there’s no way not to think of them as RYAN HOWARD and CHASE UTLEY. I keep scanning the lineup over and over again, trying to find something that will make me more comfortable. It doesn’t work. The Phillies have a good offense to support their good pitching. There aren’t a whole lot of Melky Cabreras in there, and if there were, they probably wouldn’t be hitting fifth.

At least, though, the Giants will be countering the Utley/Howard/Ibanez troika with Jonathan Sanchez and Madison Bumgarner, right? The Phillies always struggle against left-handed pitching.

Split G GS PA AB H 2B 3B HR BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS
vs RHP 322 4415 3915 1003 203 27 111 397 714 .256 .329 .407 .736
vs LHP 257 1876 1666 448 87 7 55 163 350 .269 .339 .429 .767
vs LH Starter 643 48 1883 1675 435 91 6 50 164 345 .260 .330 .411 .741
vs RH Starter 1603 114 4408 3906 1016 199 28 116 396 719 .260 .333 .414 .747
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 10/14/2010.

Dammit. Who started that rumor? It was fun while it was plausible.

The Phillies are good. Here's the thing, though: the Giants weren't that much worse. The Giants scored 697 runs. the Phillies scored 772. That's a substantial difference, but it's about 5,231 runs closer than I thought it would be. Here are the Giants' splits:

Split G GS PA AB H 2B 3B HR BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS
vs RHP 315 4592 4124 1068 216 23 126 354 810 .259 .320 .414 .734
vs LHP 217 1550 1364 343 68 7 36 133 289 .251 .325 .391 .716
vs LH Starter 635 44 1662 1470 378 74 9 43 142 307 .257 .329 .407 .737
vs RH Starter 1702 118 4480 4018 1033 210 21 119 345 792 .257 .318 .409 .727
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 10/14/2010.


The main difference between the two offenses this year is that the Phillies had a 50-point OPS advantage against left-handed pitchers. That's it. That's a big difference, but it's not the gap I was expecting. They didn't have Utley for part of the year, and Polanco was hurt too, so that's a factor, but the Giants were without Pat Burrell and Buster Posey for the beginning of the year, so it kind of evens out.

I don't get it. The Giants are a wretched offensive team. The Phillies are a juggernaut. Just look at the names up there. The question at the top -- The Phillies offense: amazing or overrated? -- might be a trick question. Maybe the Giants offense is just a little bit underrated. And I'm not going to let those 82 games in which the Giants scored three runs or fewer color my judgment on this.

Well, maybe just a little.

The more I look at these two teams, the more I'm convinced they're pretty equally matched. If I could trade the Giants roster for the Phillies roster -- swapping homefield advantage along the way -- I probably would. The Phillies are the better team. But it's close. It's almost like the Phillies only won five more games than the Giants did.

So if I hear another radio-monkey yammer on and on about how the Giants are going to get dominated, or if I read another article about how the Giants have no chance, you know what I'm going to do about it? I'm going to blog about it. Yeah, that's right.

...

Is it Saturday yet? This sucks.

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So the Giants have no shot at all?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

From what I've been hearing

The Giants shouldn’t even show up.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truth

I heard the Phillies are going to crush the Giants

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 14, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skip Bayless gave the Giants 10% chance today and the guy who he was debating agreed.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

by Louis XVI on Oct 14, 2010 3:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Nope

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 14, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG. Have we sunk so low?

How the fuck did the words “Skip Bayless” appear on this blog…..

by Bar None on Oct 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever Skip Bayless says, think the opposite. So they have a great chance.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 14, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't it be nice if we can pull an upset

And beat the Phillies?

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC proud ENFORCER!!
"No one on this team is Troy Polamalu. When God made him, he touched him a couple of extra times." -Safety Ryan Clark-

by Mini Hulk on Oct 14, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants about to humiliated

I agree with most of what Grant says. Phillies are the talent. Giants are the grit. Each team had like 160 something homers this year, Phils with a mild 5-7 homer advantage? Homers are what beat good pitching. Cody Ross is smiling.

This is why they play the games. I hope for a tense and exciting series, one filled with unimaginable torture. The Giants will not blow anyone out. Only way they win is when they give my 31 year old scalp grey hairs.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 14, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, okay.......

I don’t disagree with anything you say except your subject line, which appears to be an overstatement of your expanded reasoning. I think we’re both in the Go Giants! camp, but perhaps giving oneself to the process is a necessary part of life in this moment..

by Bar None on Oct 14, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I had a link to a yahoo article saying how the Giants wee going to be smoked. And it died when I posted it. I think Giants have a shot. And It will be close, no matter the outcome.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 14, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody ross is smiling at GiantsBabe, but why would Giants humiliate ed?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That caught me totally off guard! LOL

I think I love you a little bit, mhad :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 15, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fortunately . . .

they already booked the broadcasters, TV ads and sold tickets and stuff. Otherwise they’d probably decide to just cancel the games and advance the Phillies.

by DogtownJ on Oct 14, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the giants are going to get murdered by the Phillies

they wont even score 1 run against the big 3, YEA, IN YOUR DREAMS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would

but if we beat the New York Yorkies in the Serious, it would be worth it.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 14, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOTHAM GOTHS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations. JUST NOT IN HIS EARS.

by satyricrash on Oct 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we beat the Wankees

I will runn naked through the streets of Aptos.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Oct 14, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The middle school? That could get you arrested.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 14, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesuits are cooler anyway

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 14, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papal secret agents!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Brown’d

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like Gunpowder Plot’d

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAWKES WUZ RITE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 14, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

We’d be the Frannies.

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 14, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the Sannies?

Then we could have socks on the team logo, just like those guys in Boston.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 14, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The San Francisco Striped Sox

Or the Stripers!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 14, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't get it

if you look at that info-graphic it’s almost as if these teams are pretty evenly matched, but how can that be? according to espn the giants don’t even play baseball…

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 14, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be so awesome if the Giants won this thing

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 14, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

For what its worth, I think Ryan Howard falls into the good hitter category

This year, he may have been the 5th best hitter on the team (Werth, Utley, Ruiz), and is completely neutralized by lefties, which is helpful. That Howard contract is going to be more of a joke than the Zito contract when all is set and done.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 14, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

4th, not 5th

I can’t count.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 14, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howard

.358 wOBA vs LHP this year, .228 ISO

He is often neutralized by good lefties, but still more dangerous than most hitters

by chorchtober on Oct 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

expanding on that

I think he gets a bit too much of a bad rap (“platoon player”) for his struggles vs LHP because when he looks bad, he looks turrrrrrible

by chorchtober on Oct 14, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a career .232/.314/.452 hitter against LHP's

As a 1B, that’s below average – I can buy improvement, but this year seems like the exception/

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 14, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

as Jim Carrey would say: So you’re telling me there’s a chance?

I am the adopted son of Willie...Willie McCovey.

by velvadp on Oct 14, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Without proving it, LHP with good sweeping breaking balls scare me vs Phils

Sanchez has given them trouble

Believe it or not, LOLiver Perez gave them a ton of trouble with his slider over the years

DeLaRosa always a tough matchup

Statistically it looks even because even though guys like Howard and Ibanez are weaker vs LHP, Werth has been one of the top hitters vs LHP in the MLB the past few years, and Victorino is also somewhat of a lefty masher (far more power as a RHB)

by chorchtober on Oct 14, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to include the intangibles, like how there’s so many people who just assume the Phillies are going to steamroll the Giants that there is so much pressure to meet those lofty expectations, and a whole lot of crazy-like-a-fox on the Giants that they could create four wins out of thin air.

The San Francisco Giants are the 2010 NL West Champions, and I WAS THERE.
At home. To watch it. On my television.

by KyrieEleison on Oct 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn your ear-worm-creating username

by younghutch on Oct 14, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muahahaha… everything is going to plan.

I mean, eventually you start to deal with the constant stream of melodic 80s pop rock… of course, your quality of life isn’t exactly the way it was before, but you get by.

The San Francisco Giants are the 2010 NL West Champions, and I WAS THERE.
At home. To watch it. On my television.

by KyrieEleison on Oct 14, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, see, I had no idea that’s what you were referencing. I thought you really liked medieval chants.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 14, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually prefer the Gregorian version.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worms of different colors are still just worms.

by FreshStart on Oct 14, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I thought the Tallis cover of that was better than the original.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 14, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I definitely think that the Giants offense of lore has clouded peoples judgments about this line up.

I mean just compare this line up to last years shitty ass line up.

2009 Opening Day Lineup V last lineup

Winn 	     Torres
Renteria Sanchez
Lewis Huff
Molina Posey
Sandoval Burrell
Ishikawa Uribe
Rowand Fontenot
Burriss Ross

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Burriss

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 14, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steven Revetria did his job!

Thank you Steven Revetria, General Manager, for the 2010 San Francisco Giants !

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hits into double play

by chilibean_3 on Oct 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yore?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

that’s an upgrade at every spot in the lineup except Sandoval to Burrell (because we’re talking about last year’s Sandoval, of course)…

I think the Giants offense is decent. Sometimes I catch myself saying mediocre, so I guess deep down I think we’re somewhere in that range from mediocre to decent. Which is still lightyears better than the terrible of 2008/2009…

If I were to honestly predict this series, using only my brain and no emotional involvement whatsoever, I think I’d say Phillies in 6. I definitely think they’re the more talented team. But it’s not a landslide.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 14, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that's 7 out of 8 where we're waaaaay improved

(2009 Panda was awesome)

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 14, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

4.8 WAR! Why can’t we just get a 3.0 or 2.4 WAR Panda this year? No, we got the 0.8 WAR Panda…

Talk about bait and switch…

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember someone here in the offseason saying

Sign him long-term now!

Bad idea for two reasons:

  • No incentive to get in shape
  • The extra money could buy a lot of cheeseburgers

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 15, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

cuz lolz fat amirite?

He could haz cheezburger with the money.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 15, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will we ever have a 2009 Panda sighting again?

In Game 2 I was screaming at the lardass for running into BP on the pop up in foul territory. The last thing i need is to have Pablo Bag o’ Hammers blowing out Buster’s MCL trying to catch a foul ball.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Oct 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spoken like a Dodger fan.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine you were back at opening day 2009, and someone showed you this lineup and said “This will be the Giants lineup in the 2010 NLCS”.

I’d be pretty pleased to see that Posey is our cleanup hitter.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine you were back at opening day 2009, and someone showed you this lineup and said "This will be the Giants lineup in the 2010 NLCS".

I would probably froth at the mouth with rage thinking we traded Cain for Burrell

LOL GIANTS

by DividedByZero on Oct 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

WHY’D THEY GIVE AWAY TIMMEH FOR GUILLEN??!?!?

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone ever find out what we lost for Guillen? Since it’s still apparently not announced, I wouldn’t be surprised to find that he gets traded back to KC so they get a compensatory pick in the draft since he’s probably a Type B FA

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still listed as a PTBNL

Also, there is no chance that Guillen gets offered arb

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Ross on a waiver claim is pretty lucky, IMO.

Thank you Steven Revetria, General Manager, for the 2010 San Francisco Giants !

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 15, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

After I hear “NLCS”, my past self would have a seizure.

by Natto on Oct 14, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That AP graphic is shamefully blurry..

/checks image extension

LOL JPG

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 14, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Visually it makes no sense. And where are the ribbies?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 14, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you done washing Neyer’s car?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look what you’ve started, Grant. I hope you’re happy!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 14, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you’re done with the corns, you can move on to bunion country.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 14, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laughing at xanthan is fun.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurts so bad :-(

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 14, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xanthan, stop sending me emails

As I’ve told you countless times, I’m not going to leave McC to moderate BCB until you offer a decent dental plan.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 14, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys get dental here?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Yes, it is.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Oct 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is how I become a mod!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 14, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I saw Goofus giving Grant a deep tissue massage the Public House.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep that up and you’ll never get invited to the Private House.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a deep pubic massage at the tissue house

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 14, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems structurally unsound, especially so near a faultline

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to do that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Oct 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO BAD YOU CAN TASTE IT

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Oct 14, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 14, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sad

LAAAAARS!

Thank you Steven Revetria, General Manager, for the 2010 San Francisco Giants !

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Lars not here these days?

by Evan on Oct 14, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s disappeared. Both from MCC and twitter. We’ve dispatched a search party; they’re currently looking in a 200ft radius of both kdl’s home and work.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, that is weird. But he was going on a lot of trips lately, maybe he’s just working on the road right now.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blanking…who’s FB?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 14, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm?

FB = Facebook

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

/doesn’t do FB
/concerned now too

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 14, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santangelo. That would explain Farmville, anyway.

I left my swagger in my other pants.

by HughG16 on Oct 14, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh geez

Me too. He had heart problems…

I know it sucks to think like that, but, I just can’t help it.

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by thehavenot on Oct 14, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, calm down. Lars is okay. I am sure he appreciates your concern, though. :)

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by kdl on Oct 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait

so KDL and Lars are attached? I thought that was just a meme that we and you played up.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Thank you Steven Revetria, General Manager, for the 2010 San Francisco Giants !

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm calm

Stray thoughts just go around in my head. Glad to hear he’s fine.

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by thehavenot on Oct 14, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nickle Creek . . . right?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks kdl. Tell him we miss him!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will do! :)

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by kdl on Oct 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe she finally called Stone Phillips

“Lars, do you want some iced tea? It’s in the kitchen…”

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I come for the baseball, I stay for the Simpsons references.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Simpsons, but I always screw up the references. And nothing pisses off 1,000 internet nerds like messing up a Simpsons reference. It’s terrifying. So, I rarely make them.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 14, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google helps.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that episode.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst. Reference. Ever.

I left my swagger in my other pants.

by HughG16 on Oct 14, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Simpwhats?

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by troymccluresf on Oct 14, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He meant to say Firefly.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 14, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Shiny.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 14, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gorram right it is.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 14, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never heard of Firefly until I started posting here a couple years ago.

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by SFGuy on Oct 14, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we should all be happy that Dom Brown isn’t starting over Ibanez. Dude has serious light tower power.

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by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Chase Utley

I’m sure that will not be the case a week from now.

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by NuschlerFace on Oct 14, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Chase Utley
Free checking is the best.

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by FriscoJoe on Oct 14, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love hate Chase (the financial institution).

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 14, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Therefore love = hate or Utley = financial institution? (or both)

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love hate Chase (that is the douchiest guy’s name ever).

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by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day, kids are going to be all, “Chase? That makes you sound so old. That’s my GRANDPA’s name! LOL!”

For some names, that day cannot come too soon.

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by Ott on Oct 14, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! Hey! That’s my name!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 14, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, soulbrother, chase is a verb, not a name.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

my neighbors named their son Case…. not Casey, not Chasey, just Case…… I’m thinking “case of trouble”????

by Bar None on Oct 14, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Case of beer

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 14, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha.. I’ll use this.

by Bar None on Oct 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GET OFF HIS CASE

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

sister: Thyme

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 15, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind Chase (the financial institution)

it’s a lot better than most other national banks…(like say $5 teller fee Wells Fargo)

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're all crooks.

Try a non-profit credit union—PenFed is a good one (you pay a one-time fee, maybe $10, to join some BS organization that makes you eligible for membership—most credit unions with “specialty” membership have such gimmicks to make them effectively open to everyone). With credit unions, you don’t always have a branch right down the block, but nowadays who needs one? (I don’t think I’ve ever used an ATM in my life, though credit unions belong to ATM networks, too.) We have been with PenFed for some months now, and it is just unbelieveable how intelligent, friendly, and helpful they always are, on the telephone or by email, and their web site is a pleasure to use. It was quite an eye-opener after decades of dealing with regular banks. We have our credit card and are getting a mortgage re-fi; we may even move our checking there, though in a small town—as we are—it’s nice to have some local banking connection.

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by owlcroft on Oct 15, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have found credit unions to have more stringent loan qualifications… not a bad thing, but it’s why we have our mortgage with a major lender and do our other banking with a CU. Luckily I work two blocks from a branch so the ATM thing mostly isn’t critical.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

tread carefully

Make sure they have NCUA (like FDIC) coverage for deposits.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria takes over as Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 15, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

All federally chartered credit unions have it . . .

. . . as do most state-chartered ones. PenFed is a rather huge CU, indeed one of the largest in the nation, and is recommended by many third parties, which is how I came upon it (the third party in question was a web site on maximizing cashback “rewards” from credit cards, and the PenFed VISA is about as good as it gets these days, excepting some grandfathered AmEx cards, of which I also have one but AmEx doesn’t fly at all retailers).

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Oct 16, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

My name’s Chase, so sure, I love myself.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 14, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase is a great name. It’s easy to spell and pronounce and it’s dashing. Plus, it’s my cousin’s name and he’s pretty wonderful :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

Although I’ll probably still like him a lot even after this. I really hate the Phillies and a good portion of their average fans (i.e. not the people who post over at TGP) but I’m probably never going to be able to dislike Utley. He’s too talented.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s too talented sexy.

Fixed that for you.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, he’s ok. Definitely better looking than half the league, but he’s not in my Top 10 or anything.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, that’s not completely fair. He’d probably be in my Top 10 if he weren’t married. I generally stop looking at married guys with sexy eyes the second I find out they’re married.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I’m starting to think it’s a Buster Posey thing where more men than women would. Not that a fair amount of both wouldn’t, just that he has that special something that would make straight men still willingly fall into bed with him.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

"generally"

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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by zenbitz on Oct 14, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

For things like that, it’s best to never say never lest someone say “OMG UR TOTALLY LYING YOU SAID THIS ONE PERSON WAS GOOD LOOKING THAT ONE TIME YOU LIAR AHHHHHH!!!!” but yeah, I’m really hard-pressed to think of a married guy I gave a second look to. It’s just inappropriate.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind the Phillies

For the 2008 and 2009 NLCS.

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by SFGuy on Oct 14, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lesser of evils. I still overall hate them.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants in 5

If Askon can teach Romo how to throw a slider as well as he sings, Giants will win it in 5!!!

Buy High,Sell Lower- The Brian Sabean methodology to Running (Ruining) the Giants

by Mordy From Monsey on Oct 14, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants in 9

2 tie games between Lincecum & Halladay.

World Series delayed, causes scheduling conflict with Super Bowl.

by younghutch on Oct 14, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies hit four more homers than the Giants

Just four.

How is such a thing possible.

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by groug on Oct 14, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

?!?! Yeah, I sort of want to know this too.

by non sequitur on Oct 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly due to windy conditions.

by younghutch on Oct 14, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 14, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they say that in the postseason good pitching beats good hitting

which sure seems like bad news for the Phillies’ offense but leaves the Giants right off the hook. I mean, when the pitchers are all bringing kryptonite you want your lineup to be full of earthlings. Giants in 6, without any X-ray vision.

by 2X2L on Oct 14, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's not put on our dichotomical glasses too quickly here

We know the Giants’ hitting can’t be classified as “good”, of course, but possibly it must might be something else that’s not overly affected by good pitching. Call it maybe antarabhāva, perhaps?

by 2X2L on Oct 14, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you have stumbled on a good loophole

We don’t have good hitting and our GOOD pitching beats their good hitting, QED we win in 6.

by Lefty-is-crafty on Oct 14, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, waiter, Could I please have an ice cold pitcher of torture?

The Giants are use to close games. It won’t faze this edition of the G-men. Bring it on!!! We can look just as anemic against good pitching as we can against Tommy Hanson and Kyle Farnsworth. In the end, Giants in 6. 1-0, 2-3, 2-1, 3-2, 3-4, 3-2

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by Penitentiary Face on Oct 14, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but . . .

. . . as usual, “they” are full of crap. (You could look it up.) Run-scoring in this post-season is down because run-scoring this season overall is down. (There is an interesting article over at The Baseball Analysts with a couple of reasons that may expalin why—I especially like the second.)

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by owlcroft on Oct 14, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the pointer

but anyway, I was first in my neighborhood with a copy already. Geez. I would have thought it was obvious that I was working my kryptonite line there and wasn’t really validating the old orthodoxy.

I guess you just can’t swing an old saw on SBNation without a scolding.

by 2X2L on Oct 15, 2010 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

May I add please ...

The Giants scored 697 playing in a PITCHER’S PARK. The Phillies scored 772 primarily in their HITTER’S PARK.

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by GiantMalcontent on Oct 14, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Multi year park factor via B-R

CBP- 101

ATT- 101

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by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cant be true…our park’s never had the same name for multiple years.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Say Hey, um, says, AT&T isn’t really a pitcher’s park. It suppresses home runs (especially by lefties), but it makes up for that with big outfield gaps.

by taliesin on Oct 14, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies take more pitches

That’s one advantage they have, although yet again the difference is not as great as you’d assume:

Average pitches per plate apperance

Phillies: 3.85
League average: 3.83
Giants: 3.74

The trouble is, here are the top four for the Phillies:
Werth 4.37
Ruiz 4.22
Ibanez 4.00
Utley 3.99
Howard 3.90

Those guys are going to make Timmy, Dirty and Cain throw a lot of pitches, so we shouldn’t expect any complete games or 8-inning starts this series. The bullpen will be key.

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by Kitspool on Oct 14, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

So you’re saying we should sign Werth for next year…?

I could support that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah let’s sign a guy over 30 for 4 years, to the tune of 20mil a year.

it’s worked out every other time we’ve signed a philly to a long contract

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sabean signs Victorino

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 14, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d be happier with crawford

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

im opposed to signing players that are in their prime to 4 year contracts for a ton of money

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sabean signs Victorino

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 14, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you Scott Boras?

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just some guy

Who craves an above-average offense. And ever since he became an everyday player 4 years ago, Werth has put up an .885 OPS with great defense.

by GiantPain on Oct 14, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Currently 31

Will turn 32 early next season (May 20).

No significant injury history for the past 4 years. Missed all of 2006 with a broken wrist (was HBP)

by GiantPain on Oct 14, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

so perhaps 18-20mil a year for 4-5 years, when the guy is already pretty much 32?

sounds like too much money too late. he may only have 2 more good years

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he may have 0 more good years

so might Posey, Sandoval and Lincecum.

How many times do I have to say this? AGE RELATED DECLINE TENDS TO BE JUST THAT, GRADUAL DECLINE. VERY RARELY DO PLAYERS FALL OFF CLIFFS DUE TO AGING.

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by Viliphied on Oct 14, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

VERY RARELY DO PLAYERS FALL OFF CLIFFS DUE TO AGING.

Whatever. Renteria was snagging balls like it was going out of style when he played for the Cards. A year later, and he’s a statue.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 14, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

what you're trying to do

i sees it

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by Viliphied on Oct 14, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t understand where you get this. Is there some study purporting to show that players very rarely suffer sharp and permanent declines?

by Evan on Oct 14, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure where you’re getting these projected years from. Is that what you think Werth will demand?

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what Boras will get worth. I just don’t see the point in paying that much for a player that is already on the wrong side of 30. Why not spend that 15mil on a player who is much younger, even if he doesn’t put up the numbers werth put up this year, he will be good for longer.

I guess I’m afraid we’re gonna get stuck with another Rowand deal

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zaphod?

He’s just this guy…

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by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

… you know?

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t mention how long of a contract. I would be reluctant to go four years. I’d go 3 years on Werth though. And honestly, I might go 4 if that’s what it took to get him, depending on the money. I’m not sure what he’ll cost, but the Giants had better be in on the bidding initially at least.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even more amazing when you consider the chart is using stats that aren't park-adjusted

The biggest difference I’ve been able to find is that the Phillies have been better at turning baserunners into runs. Other than that, it’s pretty tight.

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by Goofus on Oct 14, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Or maybe the Phillies spend less time turning baserunners into double play victims?

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by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sure, you had to bring that up ...

Is “The Giants Way” to swing at the first pitch after a four pitch walk and/or when a new pitcher comes in? Must be in their book somewhere.

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by GiantMalcontent on Oct 14, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

cbp not really as hitterish as its rep

It is a bandbox to LF, yes, but you see fewer cheapies to RF and it really inhibits triples

by chorchtober on Oct 14, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The length of each bar seems so arbitrary. It’s also useless since you can’t even visually compare the lengths of each bar very easily.

by snafu on Oct 14, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I stopped reading GraphJam. Some people are astonishingly bad at presenting data visually, even in the most basic ways.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

The length of the bars isn’t arbitrary, it’s just how big the numbers are. What is really stupid is:

A) For things like BA, OBP, and ERA, they made .260 = 260 so the bars would “work”.
B) There is no reason you’d want to compare the size of the bars across those stats (why the fuck would it matter how long the BA bar is compared to the ERA or Saves bar, these stats have no relevance to each other and they are on completely different scales), thus making a bar graph completely pointless.

by marcello on Oct 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry, I meant that the scale seems arbitrary. I suppose they have made everything out of 1000 (or ten times the unit of the first significant digit), but as you said, since each stat is unrelated there is no need to try and make a consistent scale across the board.

They should be using the bars to compare the value of each stat directly with the other team’s amount. Something like that bar graph on this site comparing Giant to Philly OPS values per position. Instead you have the retarded graph above where, if the values were not listed, it would be extremely difficult to compare which team was outperforming the other in each category.

Whatever, I’m going to stop trying to salvage something was a terrible idea in the first place.

by snafu on Oct 14, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edward Tufte says

WTF is that shit!?!

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by grape on Oct 14, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s got a bad ink to information ratio.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Why the Giants Will/Will Not Win the World Series
Why They Could Win The World Series

Superstition. Todd McKennan, of Daly City, ordered a pizza from Domino’s at 4:34pm on April 5, to eat while watching the Giants’ 2010 season opener. The Giants beat the Astros, and every gameday since, McKennan has ordered the same pizza from the same Domino’s at the same time with the same debit card, and with how well the Giants have been playing, he’s certain that as long as he keeps it up, the Giants will be able to win the World Series for the first time since they moved to San Francisco.

Why They Could Not Win The World Series

Eli Whiteside’s hair. Thirty-year old backup catcher Eli Whiteside famously sports a full head of gray hair, and has done so since high school. Though players say that they’re understanding and outwardly support Whiteside as they would any teammate, in private they all think it’s the saddest and most hilarious thing they’ve ever seen, and because they spend so much time making jokes at Whiteside’s expense behind his back, they’re unable to stay focused for more than a few minutes at a time. Focus is absolutely critical in the playoffs, and without being able to sustain its concentration, a team doesn’t stand a chance.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 14, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

What is that from? It’s hilarious. Poor Eli!

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Oct 14, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Sullivan

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2010/10/14/1750505/phillies-giants-yankees-rangers-world-series-2010-mlb-playoffs-alcs-nlcs-preview

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 14, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally. Some worthwhile analysis.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 14, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that is a crapload of cardboard covered in catchup and petroleum-based cheeselike food product substitute.

Thank you Steven Revetria, General Manager, for the 2010 San Francisco Giants !

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say, the “new” stuff is much better than the old stuff. It’s not good at all, but it’s better. Round Table still kicks Domino’s ass as far as the major chains go.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 14, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Round Table # 1 is the worst pizza place in Menlo Park.

by Bar None on Oct 14, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

so all we need is some “Just For Men” and we win

by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Oct 14, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

cough / Wilson’s beard / cough

by younghutch on Oct 14, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your beard is weird, your stache is trash!
Ohhh, it’s bad…

by shaggingflyballs on Oct 14, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol why u mad?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 14, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to see some before and after pictures of this guy.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That’s really a good point about Eli’s hair.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is like Santa Claus

He has little helper Santas all over to help him . No way he can be at all the malls at once. Err write all these posts.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Oct 14, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGOMGOMG

my aunt said she sent me a time sensitive package that was “hard to find” and that i should pick it up today, and then my mom said it had something to do with the giants.

PLEAASSEEE BE GAME 1 IN PHILLY

cause also, i live in philly

by ir1shgiant on Oct 14, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me know where you are sitting if you go.

For game i’ll be in section 116. For Game 2 I’ll be in the cheap seats (forget where)

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will you be in FC or LB 116?

I’m in LB 117

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 14, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

At CBP?

Its row 23

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, I'm an idiot

Didn’t catch that it was Philly. Never mind and phuck you

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dropped a rally rag on the sidewalk the other day. maybe she found it?

by NeifiPerezz on Oct 14, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Michael Tucker jersey

Thank you Steven Revetria, General Manager, for the 2010 San Francisco Giants !

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

irl

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Oct 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That’d be awesome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

After watching this

I hope we beat the Phillies ass now. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/The-Main-Event-Charlie-Manuel-quotes-Ric-Flair-?urn=mlb-277028

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy should start quoting Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat.

by Natto on Oct 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Steamboat ever really say anything?

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Oct 14, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I think of it, I can’t remember anything. I should have went with Dusty Rhodes.

by Natto on Oct 14, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy should shoot back with “just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.”

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 14, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pepper Gomez.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Mr. Madison Manuel, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was expecting more “WOOOOOOO!!!”

by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Oct 14, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’d done a “WOOOOOO!!!” I might have to switch allegiances.

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 14, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is he already talking about a rematch with the Yankees?

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"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 1/2 Sinage thoughts.

Any ideas on signage I can bring to the games in Philly?

I’ve been think of doing “Roy, Roy he’s your guy. He can’t do it, but Lincecum can!” but its pretty lame.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

"10%!"

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 14, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our ROY Posey is better than your Roys!

Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.

by slurpster03 on Oct 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s the sign to be held up. “ROY > Roy”

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm…

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe superimpose the “ROY” over an orange & black 28 and same with Halladay’s number.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alvin Attles

Killed some cattles, too.

by maysian on Oct 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd draft.

Alvin Attles
Killed some cattles
Screw science
Let’s go Giants!

by maysian on Oct 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So……. today………… is……………………. THURSDAY.

/watches the clock tick

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 14, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the late game on Saturday too.

/stares at clock

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What will we talk about tomorrow? The Phillies’ defense?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 14, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which…
http://www.philliesnation.com/archives/2010/10/nlcs-preview-defense/

This Giants defense poses a real conundrum to me. Aubrey Huff is such a bad defensive first baseman the Giants routinely sub in Travis Ishikawa in the late innings. Another famous first baseman who was routinely subbed out for defense in the playoffs? Bill Buckner.

The Giants have Pat Burrell patrolling left field. Burrell plays the outfield the way I imagine someone drags a large sack of sand up a hill–with great effort and very little joy. Baseball-Reference lists the left side of the Giants’ infield, Pablo Sandoval and Juan Uribe, at 5-foot-11, 245 lbs., and 6-foot-0, 230 lbs., respectively, to which I can do nothing but laugh. If Sandoval sand Uribe only weigh a combined 475 pounds, then I’m the Queen of Sheba. Even though the Giants have replaced Sandoval in the lineup with the not-quite-so-immobile Mike Fontenot, on paper it looks like I can find only one word to describe the San Francisco defense: dreadful.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

if only there were statistics about defense. OR eyeballs. Either one.

Thank you Steven Revetria, General Manager, for the 2010 San Francisco Giants !

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's just drive this home

UZR/150:

Huff (LF) : 8.3
Burrell : 10.7
Ibanez : -8.4

Huff (1B) : 9.7
Howard : -11.8

by furikawari on Oct 14, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants ERA - 3.36

Giants FIP – 3.74

2nd best differential in MLB. Defense probably has nothing to do with it. Also 6th best BABIP in MLB. Also probably has nothing to do with defense.

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by Viliphied on Oct 14, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, good thing you picked on the Giants worst defenders (some of whom are actually at least average) to say the Giants defense is bad.

I hear Ryan Howard isn’t good defensively; therefore, the Phillies’ defense sucks.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a perfect world

All the naysayers who claim the Giants won the NLDS because of the Braves’ offensive and defensive shortcomings will be silenced when game 7 of the NLCS is decided 1-0 on a crucial error by Ryan Howard (Buckner!)

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be very okay with that outcome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

perfection?

/unimpressed

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's profoundly clueless . . .

/continues tapping talons on the saltillos while wanting to hurt someone for making me wait/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 14, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants number 1 strikeout team as a staff

Also struck out 4th most in a Division series ever (in 4 games).

This is a nice rounding the edges off. Nobody fields a strikeout except the occasional catcher to first on a strikeout not caught.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 14, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nonetheless . . .

. . . strikeouts are credited as a Putout by the catcher, except dropped balls, where he gets an Assist (assuming they successfully make the Putout at first base). To get outs made by fielders, you have to subtract Strikeouts from Putouts. If anybody cares.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Oct 15, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell the guy who wrote this is an idiot because he says that the games in San Francisco will hide the decreased range of the Phillies outfielders because the park is tiny.

by manohman!! on Oct 15, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is killing me!

I’m actually going to the batting cages/go kart track on Saturday before I head off to the game.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus I have to buy some orange long sleeved shirts to wear under my jersey.

Game 1 high of 64 low of 43

Game 2 High of 69 and low of 43

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Halladay and Lincecum have the same middle name?

DESTINY

by The Franchise on Oct 14, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Leroy?

Just wiki’d this and I had no idea that Halladay’s first name is Harry. Weird.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA-RRY

HA-RRY

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Giants’ teams have a player named Eli!

by non sequitur on Oct 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can’t both be king

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

CO HEADS

(of the Assessors Office)

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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by zenbitz on Oct 14, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Averages only tell the story On Average, surprisingly enough!

That is the problem with many baseball stats, they only speak to the large sample size, not to trends, individual games and what actually happens on the field.

For example:

*Giants scored 3 runs or less in 82 games. What is the correlation to the Phillies 3 run or less numbers?

*We all think we know that the Phillies have a more potent offense, but the overall HR numbers and power numbers are not all that different, as you mentioned. More interesting and equally meaningless is the fact that in head to head match-ups the Giants hit more than twice as many HR as the vaunted Phillies offense, and had a higher BA. Including against Halladay, etc.

*Everyone knows that the giants dont score runs and yet we all can vaguely recall that stretch of high run output, which skews the average numbers quite a lot. Contrariwise, the Phillies had that amazing stretch when they didnt score a run for 4,567 innings (inspired by Grant) or something like that…skewing their average numbers, too.

And so on. Main thing is, none of the stats mean anything at all when the game starts, FINALLY, on Saturday.

We all KNOW it will be a low scoring series. But, just to prove this team is our own maddening Giants, they will probably score 10 runs or more in three of the games and zero in the rest. Wait, make that 10 or more in FOUR of the games and zero in the other three.

Seems like football season will be over before we get on with this thing.

by opguy on Oct 14, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Well if we took every team and took out all the bad data points of one team and all the good data poinst of the other team. One team will always look better.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely and that is what many of the commentators are doing in analyzing this matchup. Looking at the overall averages, like Grant posted, the teams are weirdly similar.

We know from real world experience that most of the time they are not.

I prefer to retain only the stats of choice: In head to head games, Giants out slugged the Phillies 2.33 to 1 and had a higher BA. What a powerhouse the Giants are!

Oh and we all agree that both teams have a little pitching, depending upon the month, of course.

by opguy on Oct 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Giants scored 3 runs or less in 82 games. What is the correlation to the Phillies 3 run or less numbers?

75 games.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

There you go…ignore the Giants numbers for a moment.

How on earth could a great powerhouse team, such as everyone seems to think the Phillies are, have scored so little in 75 games!! Quelle horreur!!

The answer is simple: Combine some rather good pitching with whatever the offense puts out, meager or great…and your team has a great chance of winning.

Hmmm, sounds a lot like our Giants.

by opguy on Oct 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why they play the game

But we are bored until then, so we argue.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 14, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen and present to you the dumbest two paragraphs written this postseason!

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/commentary/news/story?page=keown/101014

What to make of Lincecum’s swearing? It would have been a scandal 30 years ago — imagine Dock Ellis F-bombing Curt Gowdy — but with Lincecum, it seems weirdly OK. It’s only logical to draw the conclusion that he’s doing it on purpose, perhaps as a nod to his loyal fans, a ragtag bunch of wig wearers who favor “Let Timmy Smoke” T-shirts and skater shoes. They’re not the typical baseball fan base, and they probably view Halladay as a functionary of an authoritarian regime, an FBI agent in metal spikes. The Lincecum demographic might not be spending evenings with Ken Burns, and none of his fans look anything like Doris Kearns Goodwin, but they’re all over AT&T Park on nights he pitches, and they love their guy.

They might cause the folks in the MVP seats — the baseball-as-pastoral-game-with-waiters crowd — to check their wallets every seven steps as they’re leaving the stadium. But there’s no question the Lincecum demographic is good for the game

Lincecum fans are outside the box criminals!

by DFARowand on Oct 14, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Just like that Johnny Unitas. Now there was a haircut you could set your watch to.

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 14, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Strawberry, are you better than me?

I’ve never met you before, but yes.

Thank you Steven Revetria, General Manager, for the 2010 San Francisco Giants !

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 15, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow that’s a whole lot of empty, baseless projection right there.

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by jponry on Oct 14, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re just saying that because you view Roy Halladay as a functionary of an authoritarian regime and you like to steal people’s wallets.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry stole your wallet while you were typing that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Roy Halladay reported him to the authorities.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cough her /cough

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cough Groug /cough

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My implication being that Groug is now walletless and on a watch list.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cough I was mistaken /cough

/cough Apologies /cough

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hands you both Ricolas

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cough Thank You /cough

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cough Appreciate it /cough

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GAYS WUTS GOIN ON IN THIS SUBTHRE-

/cough oh god it’s contagious /cough /cough

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s that time of the year, man. Ragweed.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SARS-CHASM

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dons surgical mask, starts media panic

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes off mask because he thinks he knows better. /dies.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surreptitis?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I only view Halladay as a really good pitcher...

…am I still allowed to steal people’s wallets?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET HIM SMOKE, SWEAR & STEAL!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Oct 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF YOU LIKE LINCECUM YOU HATE BASEBALL>

Also, I bet swearing was a lot worse back in the day. Now with microphones and shit everywhere people are a little more careful

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly it was not. Did you even read the article? Jeeeez-US.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised if swearing is much less prevalent among ball players nowadays.

Also, whoever wrote that shit can go fuck themselves.

by marcello on Oct 14, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Keown!

Former SF Chronicle columnist.

I don’t miss him.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently writing is like teaching

You don’t get fired, you get promoted (sorry MCC teachers, that was just always the joke).

by marcello on Oct 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to remember who the third guy was on the Saturday Page 2 of the Sports section of the Chronicle way back in the day. I know Bruce Jenkins and Tim Keown were there and that there was another columnist, but I’m not sure who.

CW Nevius, maybe?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Shea?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

way back in the day

I’m young enough that this means like 10 years ago, by the way.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 14, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are thinking, groug,

of Tom Fitzgerald, who had a fine little column of sports humor/oddities, though he could occasionally do a solid straight bit.

He took a buyout offer about ten years ago, then he wrote a book, then he ghosted one. And he is now frequently back in the Chron in other sections, but sometimes in Sports. I think he just does piece work (as it’s called) for them now, but it’s always light and professional, not an easy mix.

“Back in the day” to me means Stevens and Dickey.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 14, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was during the week. Also, it used to be on page 6 (which is why it was called “Top of the Sixth”).

It moved after that to page 2, and got renamed, but he’s not who I’m thinking of.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it might have been Glenn Dickey.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what a contrast!

Bob Stevens and Glen Dickey! Dear me. Dickey’s nickname in the press box was “The Snake”. Bob Stevens was a true gentleman.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Oct 15, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ratto even got a TV show

with a sweater full of gut made for newspapers.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re lucky he’s wearing pants!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch The Wire Season 5.

You don’t get fired. You win Nobel prizes.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Oct 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pulitzer, but close enough.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 14, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true, though.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum fans are outside the box criminals!

Of course we are…but to imply we don’t sit in the “MVP seats” is insulting.

We are everywhere.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

we stole these bitchin’ tickets from some square in a Cliff Lee Jersey.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Oct 14, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most amazing thing is, both Keown and Rosenthal are being complimentary.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 14, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Keown = Bill O’Reilly
Giants fans = Daily Show fans

by Every6thDay on Oct 14, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really dumb. Eric Cartman would agree with that logic, it’s so dumb.

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by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dock Ellis?

Dock Ellis, the same guy who pitched a no hitter on LSD is your example of old timey decorum?

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by DrStankus on Oct 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh the good old days

a handful of greenies and he’ll be out there!

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking.

/30_tacos

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

el oh el /facebooked

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by Viliphied on Oct 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINALLY

the national media alerts us to the surliest drug-addled reprobate since Barry Bonds!

Thank god someone has created a narrative.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, that’s not what Keown is getting at.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's see how it goes

Every story needs a villain, and the stadia are crawling with “writers” looking for “stories”.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL “skater shoes”

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 14, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/GIS “skater shoes”
/looks down at own shoes
/steals someones wallet

Maybe he’s got a point

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by ResDog on Oct 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let ResDog smoke!

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So,

now the country thinks AT&T is infested with Gypsies in Tim Lincecum swag…..cool

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Oct 14, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for your Mom.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, thanks?

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrecked your mom. Give her my best.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 14, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“She looked as if Protestantism had sprung from her womb.” – Lewis Black

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 14, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness to my mom, she looks like a younger version of DKG, which is particularly funny since they’re about the same age range. Poor Doris is really dried out.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

She looks a little better in person.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’d you meet her?

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The job I had before my current one was for the current Governor of Ohio. The Governor’s Office has a lot of historically valuable stuff in it, including a desk that President Lincoln once used and some other Lincoln-related stuff.

There was some sort of Lincoln-related anniversary, so there was a ceremony in which she was the keynote speaker, and I got to talk to her before she spoke. I told her how much I loved her appearance on the Daily Show (where she came on to debunk some claim John Bolton made about Lincoln).

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that stuff is in Ohio?

shouldn’t it be in Illinois?

I would imagine more Taft memorabilia

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by DrStankus on Oct 14, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrugs

Lincoln got around.

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by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dated Jessica Alba

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by DrStankus on Oct 14, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Alyssa Milano in the rolodex

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell wants Taft memorabilia? That doesn’t draw the tourists.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 14, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn't want to see the tub he got stuck in?

or his famous raft, the Kon-Tiki?

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by DrStankus on Oct 14, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can’t all be Chester Arthur gift shops.

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"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 14, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truer words were seldom spoked.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 14, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that interview too! I had to go out and read some of her work after that.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, are you even watching the game?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry. I didn’t hear what you just said. I was checking my phone to see the results for So You Think You Can Dance

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 14, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit Bogarting the cheese, you scallywag!

by Natto on Oct 14, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll trade you for your sushi, dear sir!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They might cause the folks in the MVP seats — the baseball-as-pastoral-game-with-waiters crowd — to check their wallets every seven steps as they’re leaving the stadium.

Wow, that’s a whole lotta stupid.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fuck

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lincecum demographic might not be spending evenings with Ken Burns, and none of his fans look anything like Doris Kearns Goodwin, but they’re all over AT&T Park on nights he pitches, and they love their guy.

Does he mean this as a compliment? The Tenth Inning sucked…

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by humm baby on Oct 14, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty accurate.

The Phillies are a construct of the man trying to keep us down, man.

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no Roy Halladay?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Halladay

kept us in Vietnam

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Oct 14, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it was a mistake for him to take over for McNamara.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Halladay is Smith.

Tim Lincecum is Neo.

Also:
Victorino is Ajax (or whatever the betrayer’s name was)

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smith and Neo I understand…but the other person you speak of does not exist

(Refuses to acknowledge the existence of any sequels to the Matrix)

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about the dude in the first Matrix?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, man

the guy in the first movie with the annoying voice who sells out Morpheus.

Also:
Freddy is Mouse

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Buster is Trinity

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually...

I think Buster is Neo…Lincecum is Trinity…

Huff is Morpheus

Burrell is the lady in red

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This I could see

Is Bonds Morpheus, though?

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t take the red pill…

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Oct 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sacrificed himself so that Neo and Trinity could lead humanity to victory?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow...it's hard for me to think of Bonds as sacrificial

besides…we all know that it was Armando Benitez’s sacrifice of his career and the 2005/2006 Giants that led us to Lincecum and Posey.

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

orite

Pablo and Uribe are Tank and Dozer, u no?

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Halladay . . .

 . . . is the first agent Smith. The other two are . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 14, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the one.

Thanks.

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are still working on a Martin Luther King Halladay.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Oct 14, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

"A lot of shouting. A lot of swearing. And a lot of alcohol."

Tim’s comment on what the celebrations are like. Personally I think the comment on Lincecum is terrific and dead on. Part of his appeal is that he is guileless. He’s fun. He looks like he’d fit in quite well at a Dead concert. He looks like a normal 20 something that likes to have a good time.

And I’m not some 20 something. I’m 52. Love the Dead. Love Timmy. And love the fact that he isn’t your usual button down cliche machine.

by lexluth7 on Oct 14, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

A sweeping over-generalization is never "dead on"
It’s only logical to draw the conclusion that he’s doing it on purpose

Why? Why is that a “logical” conclusion? People swear a lot without realizing it. Given the language that goes on in a dugout, it isn’t surprising to think that it could happen several times without the offender realizing it. In fact, that’s the “logical” conclusion.

perhaps as a nod to his loyal fans

Yeah, OK.

a ragtag bunch of wig wearers who favor "Let Timmy Smoke" T-shirts and skater shoes.

Sure, there are people who fit some or all parts of this description. Based on the crowds I see around AT&T on any given night, though, this isn’t the majority of people. The funny thing about Giants fans is that, like almost any other fanbase, we have this thing called diversity and we don’t actually all look, dress, or act the same.

They’re not the typical baseball fan base, and they probably view Halladay as a functionary of an authoritarian regime, an FBI agent in metal spikes.

Nope, that’s just stupid. I’ve thought a lot of things of Halladay – most of them usually revolve around the fact that he’s an amazing pitcher – but never this. I could be in the minority on this, but I’m probably not. Probably.

The Lincecum demographic might not be spending evenings with Ken Burns, and none of his fans look anything like Doris Kearns Goodwin

As discussed below, my own mother pretty much disproves this comment, and bonus, she loves the Ken Burns baseball series, as did a few commenters around here.

but they’re all over AT&T Park on nights he pitches, and they love their guy.

Actually, he got this one right. Generally you don’t fail every question on the exam – just most of them. Same holds here.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT LEAST WE LIKE SANTA CLAUS

STEPHEN REVETRIA strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 14, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome sig!

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unbe-fucking-lievable

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was 23 years ago when Will Clark swore on tv after the Giants clinched. Man was that ever scandalous.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to ban all radio Posey vs Heyward discussion now that the series is over. People just make themselves look like idiots every time they start talking about it.

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by jponry on Oct 14, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

 “Okay. Back to the 49ers!”
-KNBR

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 14, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bret Farve’s penis would like a word with you.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m wee,” it said.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I suppose that makes it a wee wee wee

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that the accompanying message with the photos? Bold.

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by ResDog on Oct 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude calling it was like “ONLY 5 LESS RBIS!” and Brooks said that “was the kind of deep analysis people should be doing”.

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by jponry on Oct 14, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 14, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Monte Poole
These Giants have no legends in the lineup and no profile in the dugout, despite the magnitude of Bruce Bochy’s head.

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by FriscoJoe on Oct 14, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Did every sports writer in the country drink moron juice this week?

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by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's pretty simple

all kinds of people who have ignored them for years, including this year, are now forced to find stories to write to justify their salaries. I don’t think they’re succeeding, at all.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sad commentary about the state of sports journalism in this country. You’re right, though. It’s perfectly acceptable for mainstream, national sports journalists – writers and TV personalities both – to completely ignore huge numbers of teams. When those teams/athletes become relevant, whether for the rare playoff appearance or the World Cup/Olympics, these sports journalists talk out of their asses or decry those teams/athletes as being boring/un-American/not worth their hugely valuable attention. Whatever, Skip Bayless. No one likes you anyway.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a lot of you are missing the point

America LOVES teams like the Giants. Lots of personality. Not a lot of marquis names. Couple guys off the scrap heap. Couple guys rising up out of nowhere. Underdogs.

They will be and are the underdog in the series. But they will have the majority of the country rooting for them.

by lexluth7 on Oct 14, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

America could have been loving them since the end of May.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

And I don’t think that Giants have been completely ignored this season. Yeah, the coverage was all Dodgers until the ASB, but then it got better. I’m talking more in generalities.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not that the Giants have been ignored

But rather every team not in New York, Boston or Philadelphia has been ignored to some extent. It’s amazing that even though the countries population has migrated away from these cities, sports journalism still seems to be centered around them. However, it’s also partly due to MLB’s absolute refusal to reign in spending by the teams in these markets.

Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 14, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This would be true if Marquis Grissom played for the team; fortunately, he no longer does.

Perhaps you mean “marquee” names?

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 14, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

buzz off! :)

:)

 But yes, I know that a Marquis is a title and marquee is a headliner.
  I’m not particularly worried about editing etc on a baseball board.
As for Grissom – I’d love to have him. Well not now.!

by lexluth7 on Oct 14, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ratio of Philly gear/Giants gear in states not named California begs to differ with you.

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teams like the Giants.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was responding to the “majority of the country will be rooting for the giants” comment.

But yes, the Giants are an easy team to like. They will have to keep surprising people to gain some credibility though. Just two years ago they were god awful. Now they may very well be one of the top teams of the NL. That’s a lot of change in a short period of time.

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get you… but since the Giants are a well established brand a win or two could have drastic effects on public perception.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or eight!

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/knocks on wood

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY

I hardly know you!

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You shouldn’t leave that thing lying around if you don’t want people knocking on it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because you knocked doesn’t mean I have to let you in!

/picks up door and walks away

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats LOL. The Bochy part? Or the uninspired rehash of same shit that people who don’t like baseball are writing.

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by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had me at “LOL Monte Poole”

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injuries

wow…the Phillies starters have a lot of missing at-bats this year. I think the only players that didn’t land on the DL this season are Raul Ibanez and Jason Werth.

That could be a good thing for the Phillies beause usually at this time of the year, Chase Utley gets “tired”

also, Ryan Howard has beome more of a complete hitter. His power numbers are lower, but his average is up and his strikeouts are down SIGNIFICANTLY

by Ant$ on Oct 14, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Utley looked pretty tired in the World Series last year..
However, look at what Utley did at the plate in six games: 21 at-bats, seven runs-scored, one double, five homeruns, eight runs batted in, one stolen base, four walks, five strikeouts, a .286 batting average, and a 1.448 on-base-plus-slugging percentage.

by DFARowand on Oct 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not really true about Howard. His OBP and SLG are both down, his walks are down and his average is below his career average at the moment.

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by jponry on Oct 14, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, maybe his plate approach was more aesthetically pleasing this year, but he wasn’t as good of a hitter as he was last year or during his MVP season.

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by jponry on Oct 14, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

fwiw

i was not aesthetically pleased

by NeifiPerezz on Oct 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howard is a good hitter, but all of the Bonds-tutelage aside, I see him regressing a lot over the next couple years.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BONDS IS DESTROYING HOWARD FOR US.

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BONDS PUT THE MAGIC IN THIS THING WHEN WE WERENT LOOKING

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of Howard's worst years offensively

If that’s being more complete, I’ll take incomplete every day. And his strikeouts aren’t down significantly, just a little.

by marcello on Oct 14, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

His contract really is quite scary.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 14, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

The extension hasn’t even started yet! Nor will it start next year.

3 years/$54M (2009-11)
5 years/$125M (2012-16), plus 2017 option

Yikes.

by marcello on Oct 14, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your 2014 SF Giants left fielder…

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Jeter

scored the 6th most number of runs in the AL this year…

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worth a repost of the FJM takedown

http://deadspin.com/5644408/extra-extra-jeter-has-best-year-yet

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by humm baby on Oct 14, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

Rollins has not been good offensively the past two years

Ibanez…has a lower WAR this year than last year with more ABs

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career strikeout percentage: 27.5 %

2010 strikeout percentage: 25.3 %

I think perhaps your perception is thrown off by his having fewer plate appearances this than he has in the past couple of years. His average is also 3 points below his career average…

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 14, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh...

I’m not sure the definition of “complete” or “SIGNIFICANTLY” being used here but…

His BA was .276 compared to .279 for both last year and for his career.

Yes, his K-Rate is down from 30.2% last year to 28.5% this year which doesn’t seem SIGNIFICANT. On top of this, his BB rate has dropped accordingly from 10.7% to 9.5%.

Looking further into this his O-Swing % has increased SIGNIFICANTLY from 27.3% (which was his previous high) to a Jazzy-like 33.3% which seems to have led to an increase in ground balls at the expense of flyballs (+-3% on each), which isn’t exactly a great trend for a portly 1B.

Furthermore, these are all multi-year trends going back to his peak season of 2006 (nice contract Ruben) that are showing a gradual decline in Howard’s overall usefulness.

by nickjp on Oct 14, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad texted me like six times today, all with the same message. “I need baseball!”

I have to agree with him.

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by jponry on Oct 14, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

this delay is ridiculous

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by DrStankus on Oct 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they stopped the off day between games 4 and 5

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by say hey nation on Oct 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true. Those were stupid.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it helps Timmy’s boo-boo get better, I’m okay with it.

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by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a head game.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about that last night. Could be, could be…

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by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would give Bochy one huge advantage.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the event of a tie

both managers face off, mountain goat style

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by DrStankus on Oct 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

again

too much material for TheLetter.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Head games, it’s you and me baby
Head games, and I can’t take it anymore
Head games, I don’t wanna play the…
Head games

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by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same. I don’t think they’d come out and say “OMG BLISTER, but actually everything’s fine, no one panic” unless that’s exactly what they want to happen. They know the media needs something to talk about, they know the players will get asked about it.

If it were really a problem, I’d have to believe they were doing everything they could to cover it up. Course, that’s just how I’d play it. I have no idea what’s going on in Bochy’s big head.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised the ALCS didn’t even have a press conference today.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Oct 14, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves fan

I don’t know the stats, but I watched every Braves-Phillies game this year. I can tell you one thing: the Phillies offense has the potential of going cold. Granted, they beat the crap out of us in September, but it seemed like we were sometimes successful in games where we pitched around Utley & Howard. You definitely have the pitching to shut down their offense.

To be honest, I was more worried about Ruiz and Victorino toward the end of the year than Utley and Howard. Ruiz seemed automatic with runners on.

Go Giants! Please win.

by ryantex on Oct 14, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to be a Debbie Downer but

Phillies with RISP: .260/.362/.413
Giants with RISP: .248/.338/.377

Phillies with RISP/2 outs: .237/.366/.391
Giants with RISP/2 outs: .212/.333/.315

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Although

while ahead:

Giants: .272/.337/.441
Phillies: .261/.332/.415

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that Giants SLG with RISP/2 outs is nuts.

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by jponry on Oct 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Pablo’s fault.

by marcello on Oct 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it's not...

Pablo kills the RISP/1 out stats

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo kills all stats except opposing pitchers pitch counts...3 - 55 foot benders then he is grabbing some pine.

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by Penitentiary Face on Oct 15, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

He ate the SLG

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by ResDog on Oct 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just vomited my lunch from tuesday

by NeifiPerezz on Oct 14, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably a larger sample size than the origin of those slash stats.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larger sample size

Pablo totals for 2009 + 2010 seasons:
  Without RISP (929 PA): .313 / .360 / .509
  With RISP (339 PA): .256 / .343 / .399

Of course, the RISP difference is far greater this year, but did worse with RISP even in 2009.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 14, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

A men?

Are those, like, Mr T’s?

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by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I need to see this movie.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please tell me you mean:

“I need to see this movie for the 28th time”

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just make sure to see the original, not the Jaden Smith/Jackie Chan version.

by djfivenine on Oct 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t get how that movie could be called the Karate Kid when they were clearly in China and doing what seemed to be Kung-Fu. Ok, maybe it wasn’t Kung-Fu, I have no idea, but it sure didn’t look like karate.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really was karate? Ok, I take it back.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean it was kung fu. Kung fu is the term that encompasses a variety of martial arts styles in China.

by Natto on Oct 14, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, then I rescind my offer to take it back. Shame on you, whatever studio made that film.

Also,

Kung fu is the term that encompasses a variety of martial arts styles in China.

I love learning something new everyday.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I'm not the only one

Why couldn’t it have been the Kung-Fu Kid?

Setting up the inevitable Tae Kwon Do Kid. And the Muay Thai Kid. etc.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

A sad attempt to cash in on the nostalgia factor.

by Natto on Oct 14, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given the money it made, apparently it worked. Also, plenty of Americans still seem to forget that there’s a different between Chinese and Japanese.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Black hair
Eat rice.

Sounds the same to me…

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by DrStankus on Oct 14, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, you just described me

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but you’ve probably put butter on your rice at some point in your life.

All my AZN friends in college thought that was the craziest thing ever.

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by DrStankus on Oct 14, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, I actually agree with that. I prefer soy sauce if it’s just plain rice. Generally, though, the rice is complimented by some other food item, like chicken or beans or gumbo, in which case there’s no need for soy sauce.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But… ur azn.

/head explodes

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 14, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like soy sauce not with rice. I generally use it very sparingly.

by Natto on Oct 14, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s usually the only food I like soy sauce on. To each his own, I guess.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have it with dumplings, some dim sum, sashimi, and some other stuff.

by Natto on Oct 14, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I forgot sushi. Definitely sushi. But usually not with dim sum. I find most of the dim sum places I eat either have plenty of flavor in their food already or other dipping sauces (sweet and sour FTW) that I bypass the soy sauce.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the worst meals I had

was at the Tokyo airport and I found out they put soy sauce on the bottom of my rice.

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lube

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by Goofus on Oct 14, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you like rice on your soy sauce right?

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in agreement with Natto.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 14, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though not traditional, salsa is really good on rice.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 14, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not traditional AZN but it is pretty much in every burrito

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assumed we were talking white rice.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE BROWN AND BLACK RICE

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's basically the description of Spanish Rice

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by thehavenot on Oct 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mongrel nation rice.

Rise up.

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by gallo del cielo on Oct 14, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Krav Maga Kid.
The Tai Bo Kid.
The Strippercise Kid.

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by DrStankus on Oct 14, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no baseball till Saturday

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks for someone to hurt/

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by gallo del cielo on Oct 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/edges toward door

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

spoiler

Cousin Vinny gets him out of the dojo.

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Was it really okay to kick someone right in the face? No punching in the face, no kicking the legs. But if you want to drive your foot right at someone’s nose go head.

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by ResDog on Oct 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it was an intensely brutal tournament for amatuer karate

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by DrStankus on Oct 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a karate dojo, not a knitting class!

by shaggingflyballs on Oct 14, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAIN DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO!

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeeeaaaaahhhh, get him a body bag!!!

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Oct 14, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend housed Chase Utley when he played in the Cape Cod Summer League. Apparently, he’s a totally awesome dude.

Also, insane baseball player.

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“Kennel up Chase Utley! We’ve got relatives coming over and we can’t have you humping them again. Lets go! Kennel up!”

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by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

By WAR

He was top 5 in baseball every year from 05-09. I was just eyeballing it, but the only other person who was in the top 5 every year other than Utley was Pujols.

And he would have been again this year if not for injuries.

by GiantPain on Oct 14, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most under-rated baseball player?

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by thehavenot on Oct 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so. Chase Utley is awesome. I can’t throw as hard as he does, but I think he’d be pretty impressed with my speed.

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by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit there's stickers

Dear Chase,

I feel like I can call you "Chase" because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed.

I love you’re hair. You run fast.

Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me, neither. These are all things we can talk about, and more.

I know you have not been getting my letters, because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends.

I am sure our relationship would be a real home run!

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by Viliphied on Oct 14, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

roasted

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by Viliphied on Oct 14, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

With all the days between series, its is no wonder that snow is sometimes a factor during the WS.

by millennial on Oct 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It wouldn't be in San Francisco and Arlington

:D

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by slackersphere17 on Oct 14, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’d get mashed by the Rangers… Bengie would spill everything, and you can bet he knows how to beat Timmy, Matt, Jonathan, etc after catching them for years

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen any evidence that longtime catchers have any effect on their team’s offensive performance against their old teams.

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by groug on Oct 14, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

have we ever seen that type of a matchup occur in the playoffs?

I’m not thinking of any

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would it have to be playoffs? Why not just any matchup?

by marcello on Oct 14, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, exactly

 “Oh, this is July. I ain’t sayin’ shit.”

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by groug on Oct 14, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

say you come across interleague games, or reg season, they don’t have a week to prepare, like you do in the playoffs. When you get into the playoffs, and esp the WS, you want and need every edge you can get, and you have the time to prepare for it too.

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

what i mean is, i dont know that there is a point of reference.

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you need one if you’re going to make that claim.

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by groug on Oct 14, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s more of a wonderment than a claim, which is why i was asking if anyone knows of any instances in which a catcher for 1-2 years went to another team, and they met in the WS.

But I would imagine that given a weeks preparation, they could get an edge. Guys that go to new teams always spill everything they know about their former tems.

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Aaron Rowand and the Phillies?! This series is gonna be a cake walk!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 14, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Face + Wall = Pain

thanks Aaron

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 14, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

AARON WAS THEIR CATCHER??? YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok let me fix your original statement
Guyscatchers that go to new teams always spill everything they know about their former tems.

Damn I look like an idiot
BTW what’s a tem?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 14, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

guys that go to new teams always spill everything they know about their former teams, so one would assume a catcher would do the same.

A “tem” is just like you- a little mistake nobody should pay any relevance to.

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

you’re the one who decided Scott was a catcher

But if you’re gonna make this all personal…

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 14, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

all caps=sarcasm.

You made it personal when you implied i was an idiot. People being disrespectful on here gets real old real fast.

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA ok sorry champ

sarcasm usually implies disrespect… unless you’re talking about me making fun of Rownads before, then I’m sorry Aaron Rowand, I really am.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 14, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all good, I was putting that across in caps as more of a sarcastic joke. Def wasn’t trying to disrespect you- that would be hypocritical of me.

Everyone can make fun of Rowand because he’s a pretty damn easy target to make fun of :)

I was being serious about Bengie spilling the pitchers secrets and it seemed like you were mocking me. It’s all good, i got no problem with you.

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He lived in those walls for two years once. Back when he was known as the Angel de la Muerte.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 14, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

To Reap vengeance upon those who know not what they have done

(and evade taxes)
HE IS… The Angel of Death!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 14, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s beating up on pitchers who he never caught though.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 14, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t think he ever caught or played with any current giants. just eckstein voodoo there

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Oct 14, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie’s too fat to remember any of that.

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by satyricrash on Oct 14, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst then that

I can clearly see Bengie trying score from second and slamming into Posey breaking his neck, knocking him out of service for 3 years. Lets take on the Yanks instead.

by Lefty-is-crafty on Oct 14, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, he hasnt been a factor since 2002. hah…

by NeifiPerezz on Oct 14, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW im really surprise that the giants and phillies have almost the same amount of homeruns.
i wonder how the giants offense would be like if they played in a home ballpark like the phillies play.

by Arrieta828 on Oct 14, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't screw with success.

Leave the lineup in tact. I like Ross and Fontenot at the bottom of the lineup. We actually have as good of a chance scoring out of the 7-9 hole as we do at the top of the lineup. I’d focus more on the little things, practice bunting (my God, did you see Torres trying to bunt from the right side?), secondary leads, putting guys in motion by hitting and running, etc. We aren’t the fastest team but we need to find ways of putting pressure on the Phillies defense – we need to stretch out our 5 hits a game and manufacture runs.

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by Penitentiary Face on Oct 14, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the NLCS lineup should be:

Torres
Sanchez
Huff
Posey
Burrell
Ross
Uribe
Fontenot

I don’t like Uribe hitting 6th, his average and overall OBP, not to mention crazy hacking, is not what you want out of someone who will often come up with 2 runners on. Ross is a streaky player, who is riding the hot streak currently. Uribe must have left 20+ runners on base in those 4 NLDS games, whereas Cody brought the offense. I say Cody is given the benefit of the doubt and hits after Burrell.

Uribe goes to the 7 slot.

Fontenot goes to 8 so when he singles, he can be bunted to 2nd by the pitcher and set up for Andres.

One may say that Ross should go in the 2 slot, but I don’t know that breaking up the top 5 of the lineup is a good idea at this point.

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

you know...

The Phillies lineup consists of only ONE guy under the age of 30….by the way, that guy is 29…I mean, you want a weakness? Raul Ibaniez is practically decaying in LF.

by barenakedladies on Oct 14, 2010 3:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

ibanez looks like maybe his aunt or uncle descended from pandora

by NeifiPerezz on Oct 14, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a weakness going forward

But not really a weakness right now. Who cares if they’re old? They’re GOOD.

by GiantPain on Oct 14, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BattingStanceG Batting Stance Guy

Sweet! Back-back World Champs! Never been done. Being a Cubs fan is so rad! #TweetsFrom102YearsAgoToday

by GiantPain on Oct 14, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody ever read Spitball?

My wife recently got a collection of top stories and interviews compiled from the baseball literary magazine “Spitball.” Haven’t read much of it, but there was a fun short story by W. P. Kinsella called “How I Got My Nickname” that involved Robert Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, Flannery O’ Connor, and the 1951 Giants. It was pretty entertaining.

I wanted to recommend it to folks here, but can’t find it on the internet anywhere. Oh well.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 14, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to not read this site on off days

I’m way too excited for a series that doesn’t start until Saturday.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 14, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

you know the Giants are in the playoffs

when BLB resurfaces (and is in a good mood)

http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/13/barry-bonds-san-francisco-giants-philadelphia-phillies/

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by leftyodoul on Oct 14, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Thy Will Be Done...

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 14, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT THEY ASS!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 14, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How far we've come

One of the related posts to this one is a Phillies series preview from last year, which included:

Pitcher to watch:

The obvious choice is Cy Young winning adverb Cliff Lee, but that would be a pitcher not to watch. I mean, he’s going up against Ryan Sadowski. Sure, there’s a small chance that Ryan Garko knows some secret — “Okay, wait until the jewel on his hat starts flashing, and that’s when you start your swing.” — but this has to be one of the top ten mismatches in baseball this year. It’s pretty amazing that the Phillies were able to get Lee without Kyle Drabek. Also of note: the amount of time it takes to go from “is this guy for real?” to “this guy is for real” is about a season-and-a-half. At the end of 2007, I wouldn’t have traded Pat Misch for Cliff Lee.

Yikes all around. And Yicks.

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/7/31/970922/belated-giants-phillies-series

by GiantPain on Oct 14, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadowski!!

/pours some out for irrelevent homie

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Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 14, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I take it back

Honestly, I don’t care that Cliffly has been great for a year and a half. He could put up ERAs of 2.70 for five years in a row, and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him lay down a 4.80 the next year.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 31, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 14, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

L-I-N-C-E-C-U-M

Wins!
i think i’ve found what will tide me over till sat

by NeifiPerezz on Oct 14, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

R-O-W-A-N-D

Homer!
What?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 14, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

W-A-L-L

Bench!
Bruise.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

Read Grant’s blog.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 14, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Going to Game 2

I’ll be going to Game 2 in Philadelphia on Sunday. If anyone else is going there is strength in numbers. I’m bringing garlic (not for vampires) but for my fries. How could it be a Giant’s game without Garlic Fries?

by DCOrangeBlack on Oct 14, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You may want to save some for vampires anyway.

by Natto on Oct 14, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have pepper spray for the Phillies’ fans.

by DCOrangeBlack on Oct 14, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

you really might need it

by TBRMKane on Oct 14, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may be joking about the garlic, but I do have the pepper spray. It’s a long walk home.

by DCOrangeBlack on Oct 14, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is incredibly insulting to Phillies fans

The worst you’ll need is a puke-proof jacket. And some earplugs to tune out the drunk babies

by chorchtober on Oct 14, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They only throw up on teenage girls, so I think I’m in the clear.

by DCOrangeBlack on Oct 14, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the play-offs – ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

STEPHEN REVETRIA strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 14, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a helmet for the batteries

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, now they only throw batteries at drunken Santa Claus’.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

True but do you trust their aim and delivery?

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you not met DCOrangeBlack?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And JD Drew.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has probably been covered

but do we still have that picture of Timmy vs Halladay from last year’s all star game? There were a ton of funny captions.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 14, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HALLADAY: “Whatever happens, good luck.”
LINCECUM: “Fuck you, Roy.”

I left my swagger in my other pants.

by HughG16 on Oct 14, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

More like:

Halladay: Hi Leroy
Lincecum: Hi Leroy

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Roy Halladay is a project manager for EDS
Timmy is a crazy hacker for some little startup.

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 14, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

I searched for this so many times. Where are the captions about how Halladay was saying, “Hey kid can you get the newspaper on my porch next time…”

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 14, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I wrote a thing for walkoff baltimore chop, but she ain’t around. I’d like to know what you think.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, I can't even. That's so cute!

CHOP IS GOING TO BE SO MAD SHE’S BEEN LEFT BEHIND IN THE OTHER THREAD AGAIN!!!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I think your MadBum is so spot on. He seems like he’s still not quite used to his frame.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you, you know that?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one is awesome.

I have a few friends addicted to your blog.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 14, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is actually kinda nifty.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

A guy sends me texts made up entirely of excerpts from various stories.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 14, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m a little freaked out.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

all in good fun.

Let’s just say that he really, really likes the idea of the Giants (particularly Posey) being hot for one another.

The excerpts are usually accompanied by a sentence to the effect of “This is the greatest thing ever written!” So do try and take it as a compliment.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that helps elucidate the matter. I’m really flattered.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And actually, I’ll add this: There is a dramatic lack of Giants slash on the interwebs, and the vast majority of that which does exist is Zito/Lincecum. I like exploring other relationships.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I really don’t need to read a Zito story (although I liked the one from Huddy’s POV, which surprised me because, again, I don’t need to read Zito) but I will always appreciate creepy Zito popping up at random intervals. That should never change.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love creepy Zito.

I'm still in the old thread.
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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who doesn’t?

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t. He was in my bathroom this morning. It was really awkward when I told him I needed to take a shower.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just wants to watch.

by wcw on Oct 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with that. I just have a really small shower. There’s really only space for one person.

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by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly he left his Zito Periscope at home.

by wcw on Oct 14, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not surprised at all that TheLetter is gaining notoriety. These vignettes area really, really good.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

/blushes

Seriously, though, I love your stories! I can actually see a lot of these scenes taking place, just probably without the sexual angst, sadly.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M HERE! I JUST HAVEN’T BEEN COMMENTING!

I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay. Well, that story is for you.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question, though: if you’re taking requests, I’d like a follow up to the Buster/Wilson snippet you did, but only if you can somehow keep Matt Cain in there, because I love his reaction.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I’ll see what I can do.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and did I mention it’s my birthday today? I wouldn’t mind this as a belated birthday present!

/completely forgets your birthday next year when it’s time to return the favor

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll take me more than just a couple of hours. I usually have to steel my nerves when I write teh sex.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, we I did say belated. Also:

It’ll take me more than just a couple of hours.

TWSS!!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you know what? Already the plot is shaping up in my mind. I’ll see if I can get it to you by the end of the weekend.

You, you stay right there. You’re my muse now.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I think I just I swooned!
You’re my muse now.

Best. Compliment. Evar.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i absolutely love that band

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh

And now PiKA has ruined the moment

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH REALLY? FINE I’LL LEAVE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No need for that! Join our RPF slash discussion salon.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY? i want to talk baseball for once

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and be like everyone else here

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Someone needs to make a graph about what we actually talk about here. I bet baseball gets max 30%.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

30% AT BEST!!! but seriously, maybe 30-40% of MY discussions here are baseball talk

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PC!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, thanks GB!! I’m sure my friends are planning on making me dance on a bar tonight, but I think I’m just going to take it easy, lol.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you say that now but then the tequila shots haven’t started yet :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday!

May you live twice as long and be half as creepy as Michael Jackson.

/returns idea to someecards.com

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Possibly the funniest happy birthday i’ve gotten all day :)

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should check out someecards.com if you haven’t before. If has funnier birthday cards, but some would probably be inappropriate since I don’t actually, you know, know you.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Um, given the way we all respond to each other in this thread, appropriateness generally is NOT a criteria of MCC.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well in that case, my comments on your birthday next year will be wildly inappropriate.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to it!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, dude. That story’s amazing. Bravo.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

a likely story.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I’ve been in class and I wasn’t able to comment, but I’ve been reading.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE’S STILL IN THE POST-POST-POST GAME THREAD

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG LETTER. YOU WIN.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg, I loved it!!

You know what it is? You make them real to us. You describe them so perfectly right down to their accents, speech habits, and body movements. I can always just SEE them so clearly in my head.

That is why your writing rocks!

And the hot-for-each other stuff is the icing on the cake :)

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are too sweet. Thanks so much. :^)

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Pretty much. But if I had to guess, I’d say these stories would probably still be very good without any of the sexy-angst. They’re just that good.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love writing gen. Mainly because I just enjoy writing.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

(whispers) Maybe Cody makes an appearance in one soon?

/smiles

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha! Didn’t even think about it. For you, sure.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay! :)

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/applause

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I trust your wife will find it satisfactory.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made her bookmark it so I don’t have to keep copy/pasting it into emails… she’ll be excited.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoot

I have to friend you on there now, I guess.

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by jponry on Oct 14, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another caption from last year was something like

Tim’s Dad: Wear a collared shirt to the press conference.
Timmy: No problem dad. I have the perfect shirt.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 14, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Tim, you can call me Roy

We’ll get along just fine as long as you show up as scheduled each month and don’t try any shenanigans with the urine test.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay: “Hold on Timmy, my belt is ringing”

by DCOrangeBlack on Oct 14, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Just logged on, any one see this yet?

http://www.thegoodphight.com/2010/10/14/1749065/soldier-for-wins-aaron-rowands-burden#storyjump

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by operation carrot on Oct 14, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Go team
hankschulman Henry Schulman

A good chunk of the team came to the ballpark straight from the airport for optional hitting in the cage.

by GiantPain on Oct 14, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Some of the regulars not here (Huff, Burrell, F. Sanchez, Ross

by TBRMKane on Oct 14, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God

Burrell’s probably taking them to Christine’s. Or perhaps his old haunt Delilah’s.

Well, hopefully they get it out of their system tonight so they have time to recover before Saturday.

by taliesin on Oct 14, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

“Let me show you guys how I roll here in Philly” – Pat

by TBRMKane on Oct 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Postseason Experience

Every sports media jackass and their mom seems to value the Phillies “postseason experience.” What about the value of a hungry team of ragtag misfits who wants nothing more than to prove everyone wrong and storm into the World Series. I just get the impression that nothing can intimidate this Giants team

by ThankGodItsFinley on Oct 14, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Intangible…the most important stat…just like the unwritten rules are more important than written ones in baseball…

Don’t forget that the greatest ballplayer of all time is David Eckstein…

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had this argument with a Phillies fan last night over beer. He actually made a certain amount of sense as we broke down our teams, but on this one point – he called them “intangibles” – he kept saying the Phillies had it. I get that experience is important, nerves alone must be insane, but the problem with people using it to evaluate the teams is that they seem to weight it the same as things like pitching, defense, hitting, etc.

There’s no way experience is equal to pitching, so people should just stop talking about it like it is. I’m willing to concede it might be worth something, but not as much as fundamental parts of the game. No way.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all know how the lack of postseason experience adversely affected Roy Halladay and the Giants starters…

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you see, Roy Halladay already had intangible; the Giants pitchers lose their intangibles because the intangibles on the Phillies side have the Trample perk; it just plows right over our guys and deals direct damage to the Sorcerer (San Francisco itself!).

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 14, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow…I did not know baseball was really a game of Yu-gi-oh

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that... is why you fail.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 14, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE WHOLE POINT OF AN INTANGIBLE

IS THAT IT’S NOT TANGIBLE

AND THEREFORE CANNOT BE MEASURED

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH /froths at the mouth

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 14, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 14, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I’m going to say that that type of experience would hinder your baseball playing abilities…

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Doc Ellis’ed

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Ellis’ recollection of the no-hitter

I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeroed in on the (catcher’s) glove, but I didn’t hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn’t. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire, and once I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix, who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn’t hit hard and never reached me.

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, is there any way we could watch this game? I would love to.

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda.

If you have 4:32 to spare, check out this short film about it.

I left my swagger in my other pants.

by HughG16 on Oct 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that is unbelievable.

Too bad we couldn’t watch the actual game, that would be hilarious! I’m impressed he was even able to pitch.

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently there’s a petition to get MLB to release the footage. How could an internet petition ever fail?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm..apparently, MLB claims they do not have any footage of this game.

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S JUST THE MAN KEEPING EVERYONE FROM TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU ROY HALLADAY

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are cylons?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 14, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only seven of them.

by wcw on Oct 14, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez=Billy

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by troymccluresf on Oct 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd for this:
What about the value of a hungry team of ragtag misfits who wants nothing more than to prove everyone wrong and storm into the World Series.

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♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
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by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we have to lose

and I really, really, really hope we don’t

let’s at least win more games against the Phillies than the Dodgers did!!

by sbrody on Oct 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

I’m really old and have tons of experiance, but sure couldn’t hit Timmy’s changup. Experiance is over rated, just means your older then you once were.

by Lefty-is-crafty on Oct 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT SPECIFICALLY THEY HAVE INTAGIBLES!!!!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORLD SERIES EXPERIENCE, give me a fucking break

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAVE YOU EVER HAD WORLD SERIES EXPERIENCE???

NO YOU HAVEN’T. SO THEN YOU DON’T KNOW. SO THE INTANGIBLE PROPONENTS ARE RIGHT BY VIRTUE OF THE FACT THAT YOU CAN’T PROVE THEM WRONG.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, it would actually really hurt to yell all of that

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE MAKING NO SENSE, AND MY HEAD HURTS, IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO HURT ON A THURSDAY NIGHT, DAMN YOU PRUSSIAN!!! FUCK IT, PHILLIES CAN SUCK IT, AND THEIR FANS CAN GO HAVE FUN WITH THEIR PAST WORLD SERIES BULLSHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I think I broke PiKA

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s bound to happen. We’re all under a little stress right now.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE NO BASEBALL

WTF are you trying to do to us, Bud Selig.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like the break. I swear I was on the verge of a panic attack more than once during the NLDS.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, it just makes me think about it more. I mean, the games are at times impossible for me to watch, but I’d rather know than not know.

/always skips ahead to the ending in books

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those of us who have to wake up at some ungodly hour of the morning, getting to go to sleep before 10pm has been quite nice.

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by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it’s been wonderful.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sleeps in till 10

/understands where you are coming from

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The alarm goes off at 5am

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by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was me last semester, actually. But I live in the moment. SO GIVE ME BASEBALL, UNIVERSE!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

4:30 here. God forbid there’s a good game going on at AT&T.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, at least I’m in the same time zone.

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by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

college football is on, COME ON PRUSSIAN, THERE ARE OTHER SPORTS

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s only on the weekends, though (aside from a few games that don’t matter). This is part of why I love baseball so much. Football is so week-to-week, it’s annoying.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOOTBALL IS ON TONIGHT, YO, WVU vs. USF, it's sick

football is on thursdays, fridays, saturdays

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earlier today, a colleague and I were talking about what an ordeal this freaking Alabama/Georgia game is going to be next Thursday night. Because closing down streets and parking lots on Fridays wasn’t annoying enough.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, it’s a big game, so YEA

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it? I work 500 feet from Bryant-Denny and I really don’t keep up with this stuff.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

well... I mean 'Bama was #1 for a while

regardless they’re pretty good, and Georgia is in conference, so expect a ton of Georgia fans to be there, huge rivalry

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, dear. I better leave the office early on Thursday, then.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably a good idea, it’s a college football game AT BAMA, there’s no way it WONT be sold out

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as big as usual though. Georgia is really having a rough year.

by taliesin on Oct 14, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

not like it matters though

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally true. A game in Tuscaloosa (for that matter, any SEC game that doesn’t involve Vandy) is always a gigantic event.

by taliesin on Oct 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have become intimately familiar with that over the last two years.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, nah, i'm just sick and tired of all the philly fans thinking

that they have this series won already, and thinking they’re hot shit. All they do is talk about how they won a world series and they’ve won the NLCS twice in a row, dickheads

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, chances are they win, but the thing I’m ok with about this is if we actually pull this off, I’m going to have so much fun rubbing it in the faces of those who think they’ve already won the series.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, i think that's the best part about being a giants fan

quite frankly, if the giants lose the series, i’m good with that as well. Philly fans can talk shit on me and say how much we suck on offense, and i’d just say, “yea, i agree, we do suck on offense” or we’ll get swept, and i’ll just say “yea, so what if we do? i’m still in disbelief the giants made it this far anyway”

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. As I keep saying, I’m just so happy they made it to the play-offs. Everything since has just been icing on the cake.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially since they made it past the 1st round

all i’m proud of, is this PROGRESS

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

at this point, after making it through the “lightning round” that is the NLDS, we shouldn’t settle for anything less than beating the Phils and the AL representative. Sure, if they don’t make it, we still went farther than anyone thought we would, which is great, but, as always…

You never know when we’ll be coming back. (though honestly I think that will be next Oct), my point still stands.

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you settle for nothing but anything less, then i'm not a fan of you

sorry, i’ve rooted for this team since birth, and the only thing i wish from this team is progress, and is this progress? holy shit it is progress, after the first week it is. it is awesome. And to the point where “we’ll never know when we’ll be coming back” i know exactly when the giants will come back, NEXT YEAR

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course I’m happy that they are making progress towards being a championship team, but at this point, seeing as how we are in the NLCS, I don’t think anyone should be of the mindset “well, we made it this far, that’s good enough”. If they don’t make it through PHI, I won’t be crying, because I’m happy to see how far this team has come since the Bonds’ era ended, indeed progress, but the NLCS hasn’t started yet, so I don’t think we should be selling ourselves short on what this team may be capable of.

I think we’re both saying the same thing but from diff perspectives. Either way, this season has been a success considering where we started, and I have no doubt that we will be back here again next year, but I’m not thinking about 2011. I’m thinking about what we have in front of us.

by giant4life83 on Oct 15, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The hot shit thing makes sense considering the whole cheese steak phenomenon.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, CHEESE STEAK, makes me hungry, but they're so fattening

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG CHEESESTEAK!!!

I’ve now decided I will have to drive to Lakeshore Ave. in Oakland tomorrow to get a cheesesteak from the Cheesesteak shop. I’ve never actually written this before, but OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA, Cheesesteak shop is SO FUCKING GOOD

i haven’t been there in years though, it’s so GOOD

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll send you one!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, damn, that's just what i need, more shit to make me more fat

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corrected

So… The phillies have a considerably better and more potent offense team than the giants?

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, UR TERRIBLE

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I M 5

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cracked under the pressure of post-season blogging..

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by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

we’re in the postseason??!!!! What? But I’m a Giants fan…I haven’t blogged in the postseason since 2003! WHAT DO I DO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/runs away from computer

by calbearjd on Oct 14, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

pull yourself together son

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHOP, WHAT THE FUCK

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT. YOU DON’T APPRECIATE AWKWARD DANCING?!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

white boys cant dance to rap music?

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. Freddy’s got some moves.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

it definitely aint awkward

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I actually agree with the stereotype that all white people can’t dance (obviously Dave Chappelle de-bunked this myth) but isn’t Sanchez not all white?

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he’s part Latin somehow.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez is from Ancient Rome?

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREDDY THE ROMAN

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy: Ave, Buster! Nos morturi te salutamus!

/injures shoulder

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 14, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/guns down baserunner

Posey: “Ego non iens habeo is!”

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by humm baby on Oct 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have not going he?

I think you’re looking for something more like this:

 “Id non habeo!”

/shakes head

“Id non habeo.”

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by Ott on Oct 14, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this video is any representation . . . .

they can’t even dance to crappy rap music

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's good rap music, prussian? do you know any?

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off the top of my head

Talib Kweli, Jean Grey, Jay-Z, Common, Murs, Zion-I, 2-pac, Tribe Called Quest. Wu Tang Clan, T.I., Dialated Peoples, Kanye West, etc, etc.

Whereas Flo Rida (which is actually just Florida, who the fuck does he think he’s kidding???) is just crap. Absolute crap. You can dance to it, but you can’t respect it.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WALE, i like to think Flo Rida is just party music, he’s not a “rapper” i’m a wayne fan, Wiz Khalifa, everyone you said. When i say Wayne i mean his old shit

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I think Flo Rida thinks he’s a rapper. Sort of the way Nikki Minaj thinks she’s a rapper. They should both go die in fire, though.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niki Minaj IS SO FUCKING GOOD, she's actually one of my favorite rappers now

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/eye-roll

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s actually pretty damn good, i just don’t see where she’s one of those rappers who is only about making music for parties… she’s pretty sick

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, she’s awful. She’s lil Kim bad. She is not a real MC she’s just an attention whore. I can’t say enough bad things about her. Basically, I hope I never hear from her again.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's that even mean? she's an attention whore?

she’s lil kim and possibly even better

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attention whore: she says and does everything she says and does out of a desperate cry for attention.

Lil Kim is not good, so there’s only one way to go (up) from there and yet Minaj manages to somehow go down. Slightly unbelievable that she could be worse than Lil Kim, but there it is.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite rapper is the one on the Three Musketeers candy bar.

The colors on that one are the best

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 14, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well according to the Mountain Lions recent press release:

Grammy-nominated rapper/hip-hop artist Flo Rida will perform during FanFest (5-8 p.m.) and at halftime.
(tomorrow night at Sac State) We might have tickets to that if anyone wants them.

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by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITH THE FUR

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by jponry on Oct 14, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAH.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Last thread. I’m surprised you didn’t know that, you spend enough time there, lol :)

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I’m sure no one minds you reposting it. That is one awkward video.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I missed the last thread, actually!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you've been, CHOPPED

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not my fault I’m taking advantage of my 3 1/2 day weekend!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m off tomorrow, too! /high five

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/high five

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

/puts up and for hi-five, hopes no one leaves her hanging

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/high five

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/high five

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAME HERE CHOP!!!!!!! i'm going to Chicago

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOO. I almost skipped class today so I could’ve left last night, but there’s a damn meeting I need to go to today, so I went. But I basically treated today like the weekend.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FUCK THAT NOISE, CHOP!!!!!!!! but good, now you know every week for me… i got a 3 day weekend every weekend, but we have a 3 day weekend FOR THE WHOLE SCHOOL, it’s fall break

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you. I have school five days a week.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ur a freshman

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I didn’t take this freakin’ Spanish class, I’d have a three day weekend!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am hoping there’s an NLCS 2: Electric Boogaloo forthcoming.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good God. Rowand and Whiteside breaking it down in the background is the most horrifying part.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me, it’s either that, or Whiteside tapping Freddy’s ass.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what about the children?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently they enjoyed it.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Lord that was him, wasn’t it?

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I hadn't seen it.

Thanks for posting it.

/goes back to watch it 10 more times

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a baby in that champagne room.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed, there is.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

By working backward, I’m pretty sure I can cunclude that there was sex in that champagne room.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 14, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

deductive reasoning

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your cunclusion works backward?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This stupid computer at school. I fixed that typo, and it still appeared.

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Maybe it only works forward.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stern 10 computer?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was businesslike.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, allusions to sex are allowed but no actual sex.

by Natto on Oct 14, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just gained some respect for Freddy. I thought he would be doing the Carlton dance, but apparently that honor goes to Rowand and Eli

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Contrast this with the time he cried when Pittsburgh traded him here

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

cute new pic alert!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

AWWWW

Wilson manages to be completely adorable in this even though I know he just said something very wrong to Romo.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just said, “HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN!”

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 14, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson is laughing at Romo thinking that he can punch a ninja and live to tell about it.

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by deuce deuce on Oct 14, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn I wish my beard was as epic as those two.

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by LincecumFTK on Oct 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Pic

Today I saw this:

And I immediately thought this:


Drago!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Oct 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

striking resemblance

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by LincecumFTK on Oct 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Weezy in the top picture and where can I find a bigger version of it?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow, there's another one

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe one day he’ll find a way off that island.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 15, 2010 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if he can defeat the Confederates first.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 15, 2010 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two questions:
  • After hearing all the talk about his legendary workouts, am I the only one who expected Wilson to be more ripped, like Nate?
  • What are those tattoos down by his belt line? Chinse writing?

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by Goofus on Oct 15, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just glad to see you.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 15, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all. I expected him to be more cut.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funniest part is, Jim isn’t around to enjoy it. HAR!

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 15, 2010 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

HELPI’MTRAPPEDINAUNIVERSEFACTORY!

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by howtheyscored on Oct 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWIE!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS SPACEBAR

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 14, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s one of those on Tatooine.

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by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

3.141592653589793

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by howtheyscored on Oct 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCK IT’S HOWIE

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I have to go to class. See you guys in another nine days or something stupid.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye!

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCHLONG!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift=A

The Phillies are completely unbeatable, and their cars never need waxing, and their lawns are all green without the benefit of fertilizer.

At least that’s what I heard a guy at the supremarket say today.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 14, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

As my gramma would say and “their shit smells like roses.”

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by Merope on Oct 14, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are to be envied for having such a poetic gramma.

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George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 14, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIATSEH!

That’s an anagram I made up for something my gramma used to say:

“Damn it all to shit-eating hell!”

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 14, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, what colorful grammas exist

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George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 14, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

She also used to be all, “I’m so mad I could chew nails and spit tobacky!”

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 14, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lucky. i dont think my grandma even knows what a rose is anymore… and if she did, she’d forget about it in 3 seconds. 93 must be tough

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really MLB Network?

Top 10 moments from division series…. the finishers from SFG-ATL

-Ankiel’s HR
-Hinske’s HR
-Bobby Cox retiring
-Brooks Conrad makes 3 errors

-Timmy’s strikeouts

Thank you Steven Revetria, General Manager, for the 2010 San Francisco Giants !

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"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 14, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Cody.

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by iammclovin on Oct 14, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT and because I'm hungry:

The food at Miyake in Palo Alto is unbelievably delicious!

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George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 14, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Never heard of it but it has only 2.5 stars on yelp after 600 reviews =/

by thebighead on Oct 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But a lot of Yelpers are narcissistic dicks, so there’s that.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I feel like it’s a generally pretty good barometer. And after lots of reviews things tend to even out. NOT SSS!

by thebighead on Oct 14, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s talking about the place right by the train station, it is workmanlike and appropriately priced, but it is not top shelf.

by wcw on Oct 14, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 or 3 blocks down University from the station.... same place?

Miyake is fun, food is good, not cheap, but a monster party place late in PA..

by Bar None on Oct 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the place. It’s not $4-food-tube taco-truck cheap, but for a business district it’s pretty reasonable. A bento box at the place downstairs in SF sets me back $9, and I Miyake’s are over $7.

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I think that means it’s not cheap.

by shaggingflyballs on Oct 14, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it is!

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by cornball on Oct 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya i like it

Its good for cheap japanese food and a nice atmosphere.

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Oct 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the best sushi place on university ave, but it’s still shit.

by Hamed on Oct 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I like Akasaka on El Camino in Menlo

by Bar None on Oct 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

Might go there for dinner tonight.

by Hamed on Oct 16, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

so I saw WholeCamels from The Good Phight came over so I was curious and went over there. Boy, was I disappointed.

I thought all their mods would be called Ace Chutney, Lead Bridge, or something like that.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 14, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Racy Jomero!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeve Steltz

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chiche Amaro.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 14, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rectum Facerino

No, wait. I messed up.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 14, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we trade the Giants offense for

The Rangers, But not swap catchers? Did you guys see game 5? That was the only one I did watch. I have been hearing this small ball\manufacture runs in the big ballpark since 2000 when they discovered it was a pitchers yard. Having guys who hit 30 bombs a year is nice, but why not 7 guys (and a catcher, they don’t run well) who can run, 3 of them who drop bombs?

I like our guys now. I love it when Uribe drops a 2 run bomb on a closer in a 1 run game. I love it when Pablo drops a double off his shoe laces. I love Pat the bat and all he does. I know we just drafted some speedsters…

So, hopefully in the future, doing the antler gestures after going 2nd to home on a grounder to second can be us.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 14, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Antler gestures . . .

would be the business of the Milwaukee Bucks.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 14, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I. Love. This. Blog.

I admire the Giants.
I fear Tim Lincecum.
I miss SF (since my parents moved to Colorado—very bad decision).
I crave sourdough rolls from the Sonoma French Bakery.
I swear I saw a unicorn at Point Reyes, but my wife insists it was a horse.
I’m happy for Aubrey Huff.
I wish all of us a spectacular NLCS.

by essman on Oct 14, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

wait a second...

Who commited three errors in one game and made us nlds champs?

by iGotFiveOnIt on Oct 14, 2010 8:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Woody!

on with FP right now

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 14, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah – that was nice. I love me some Woody.

by zuma420 on Oct 14, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude got a larger shed.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 14, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long you guys think this window to win a WS is open with our pitching staff? I’m thinking 5-6 years, assuming they are all re-signed?

2016 would put Timmy/Cain/Sanchez/Wilson/Romo around 31 years old. For pitchers, they can last awhile, though. Keeping them all on the team is the key.

2016 would also put Posey, Sandoval and Belt at around 29, a few years shy of their prime.

Perhaps the window will be open for as long as 8-9 years if the staff and core are kept together… What are your guys’ thoughts on this?

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, a lot would have to go right for the window to last that long, I think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, seems 8-9 is too long

I think there’s about 3-4 years realistically….. gotta look at contracts to really get the idea down.

by Bar None on Oct 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah we have no idea what the contracts statuses will play out, if Pablo will come around, if Belt will be everything we think he will, there’s def a lot of unknowns, that’s for sure.

If the team keeps on winning, attendance stays up, and if the team starts returning to the playoffs every year, players will not only want to stay, but FAs will want to come play for perennial contenders.

I love the outlook this team has right now (excellent young core), is why I brought up the “window of opportunity”- realistically, I think it will be a 5-6 year window, but 8-9 isn’t too tough to imagine- good players just keep coming up (and stepping up, like Jonathan) and contributing.

I hope that everyone is taking notice that we may be on a verge of a very special half-decade here- and hopefully finally bring a championship to SF.

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Braves did manage

to keep the Maddux/Glavine/Smoltz rotation together for 7 years or so along with a core of young position players (Javy Lopez, Chipper Jones). That was a pretty nice run for them. That was more the exception than the norm, though.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 14, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, every 10-15, an exception comes along. We’ve seen plenty of teams come up good, but end up being decimated by low payrolls forcing them to trade talent before FA hits, or even arbitration.

The Giants are in a unique situation, like the Braves of the ‘90s, whereas attendance figures might possibly allow them to keep the core for several years and only have to worry about complimentary pieces. Payroll doesn’t seem to be an issue, it’s more a factor of players wanting to stay. And I think if the team stays good, that’s what could very well happen.

We’ve got 3 years before Timmeh, Sanchy and Cain need to be re-signed.

by giant4life83 on Oct 15, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looking around the league, there aren’t many teams who have been contending every year. The Phillies have been at the top for a few years, the Yankees have been for a while, and on their team, it seems like Petitte, Jeter, Posada, Rivera, and Rodriguez are the mainstays. It’s very difficult for teams to stay where they are and keep the same players, it just usually doesn’t happen.

Deal with it. Jose Guillen has been there before.

by Tay on Oct 15, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

not to be morbid

but three starting pitchers that stay healthy and excellent that long… well, that would be awesome.

Let’s think about the 4 year plan, and see if Bumgarner extends that out some.

Also “assuming they are all re-signed” is kind of a big assumption. That’s a lot of Zito and Rowand money.

Thank you Steven Revetria, General Manager, for the 2010 San Francisco Giants !

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 15, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

well Cain is signed through 2012, which is when Rowand comes off the books.

Timmy and Jonathan are thru 2013, which is when Zito comes off the books.

Bum and Posey etc are thru 2015-2016, which is beyond any of the bad contracts we currently have. I think it’s possible that money coming off from Zito and Rowand will cover the pitchers, but that is barring any more bad deals.

by giant4life83 on Oct 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty big caveat.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN NOW

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
If the team keeps on winning, attendance stays up,

by Bar None on Oct 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry about the reply fail…..

by Bar None on Oct 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

jimrome Jim Rome
This time, MLB should fine Brian Wilson for having too much awesome on his face. Rockin beard, dog. He’s in The Jungle tomorrow.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Oct 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t watch Rome, does “He’s in The Jungle tomorrow” mean that he will be on his show?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

"In the Jungle"

refers to the radio show from 9AM-12PM. It’s on AM 570 by us or KNBR for those in the Bay Area.
JRIB or Jim Rome is Burning is his TV show on ESPN in the afternoon.
There’s a good shot BWeez’s soundbytes will be on the interwebz after his interview tomorrow though.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Oct 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's on KNBR now?

In Sac he was just on 1140

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mistake

He’s on KNBR 1050. 680 is Radnich.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Oct 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, OK

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I was just reading this story at LL…so remember if Mike Sweeney does anything against us, it’s Ryan Garko’s fault

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL gotta love BBTN. They showed the Giants stats against Halladay, Oswalt and Hamels this year, 4.80 ERA and all, and for a second I smiled. Finally, they are telling the truth. Then, the guys proceed 2 seconds later to say “What does that mean? Throw it all out, doesn’t mean a thing.”

Sure, SSS, I’d agree, but you just know if it was reversed, and PHI hit 4.80 ERA off our pitchers, they’d be saying “Look out SF, they’ve seen you, and they’re not fooled.”

Forget watching a great comedy movie- just turn on BBTN!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yanks payroll 3.76 times of Rangers payroll

http://gossipsports.com/?p=684

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Rangers 3.76 x gross weight

by Bar None on Oct 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bengie Molina smiles and waves, then eats 5 more pancakes

by giant4life83 on Oct 14, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ridiculous

The difference between A-Rod and Michael Young is Mark Texeira. Ridiculous.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 15, 2010 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

badass

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Sanchez: "Hey huys this is a basebal. Try hitting it once in a while, please. CABRONES!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 14, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/counts

Hey, that’s true!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 15, 2010 5:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should I watch the new episode of Community or do my history homework?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 14, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DO YOUR HOMEWORK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, I forgot there are teachers here.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 14, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homework

This episode was kinda meh IMO

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 14, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I chose otherwise

Yeah, it wasn’t that great. It felt like they were trying too hard. Still quite a few laughs, though.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 14, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not every episode can be the paintball episode…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

I do hope the show isn’t veering off too far into the implausible.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 14, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Rumplemints shots are probably the worst shots after tequila you could take

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

PiKA's thesis...

I hope you milked that for 50 pp!

Thank you Steven Revetria, General Manager, for the 2010 San Francisco Giants !

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Oct 15, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

blah blah blah blah blah blah giants giants giants posey blah

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 14, 2010 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

sup PiKA? hows the Miami football squad doing?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 15, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay Grant

You just won twitter. I am dying of laughter right now

by snafu on Oct 14, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Somehow it took me till now to look at the graphic at the head of the post. Man, that’s awesome. I particularly like the way they dropped all the decimal points when drawing the bars.

by Evan on Oct 15, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

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