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BeAtlanta Thread II

Score runs, you stupid Giants.



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RUNZ

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just about to say we needed a good luck thread.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE SOME DAMN RUNS, YOU FUCKWITS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HITZ

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree, baby steps.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THis thread better have some goddamn base runners

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMRE will be Rowands nickname if he goes to the Blue Jays

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I’m hungry, I think “I want a chalupa the size of a Rottweiler’s head”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Perfect Game!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Advertising Guillen’s conferences like the 3 ring circuses they are.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“YES!… YES!… YES!… YES!… YES!…”

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WALKZ

even.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

One baserunner at a time. Let’s get it started Andres!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

And runz

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO GIANTS!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Reposted from last thread because I love Jon Miller.

Happy birthday, Hall of Famer Jon Miller!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Lot of Giants related birthdays clustered the last week or so.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCORE RUNS!!!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

how many times are they gonna play that stupid HIGH NRG song

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

He’s an ass-clown

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s just how he thinks it’s pronounced

by coolandtough on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Stephen Colbert, he doesn’t see race.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a hit [Giants batter}

…also take some pitches

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU TORREALBA

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit, missed the new thread

I’ll just quote myself:

Madison Bumgarner retires Jason Heyward
wcw’s head just exploded.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Porcello needs to be mixed in here somehow

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. Fine. Ignore all of my “WCW was wrong!” comments.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Bob Brenly’s going to be surprised when he discovers it was Derek LOWE who threw a perfect game against the Giants tonight.

by Every6thDay on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

(B)Lowe

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhhh....

The bunt strategy.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SLAP TO LEFT SIDE

Glaus is way in.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's try a new approach this thread...

I am confident that the Giants who won 92 games this season will not suddenly morph into a little league team for the blind.

Prove me right, fellas.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That is a ball for MB

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Derek Lowe

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT GIANTS STOP CHASING AT SHITTY PITCHES

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The GIANT!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PERFECT GAME

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRESSSSSS

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That was silly.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol glausrange

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay

Atlanta defense

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

No more Perfect Game!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect Game

Done.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Seal

Broken

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Fielding!

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

yayyyyyyyyy! Braves defense!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA NO NO-HITTER FOR YOU

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nevermind, error.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MARLIN GONZALEZ!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

so it begins…

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god i've switched over to kruk and kuip.

ERRA

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

until there’s a clean hit and they’ll change it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No hitters = more viewers

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this thread has EER-AAAS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GONZALEZ'S FACE

ERRAH! DRINK!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Still a no-hitter

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

One step at a time man

We wiped away the Perfect Game, that one is coming up next

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember the last time Torres had an XBH, but I’ll take that slappy swing, I suppose.

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BUNT NOW

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't make a habit of swinging at that pitch...

But I’ll take it.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STILL WATCHING A NO HITTER, GAYS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way, where’s Dave?

by non sequitur on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not here man

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s in the booth too. Just not talking.

by Natto on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAL locked him out of the ship.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK perfect game gone. Now the no-hitter.

by Natto on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

In-play: ERROR

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Francez

GIDP

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

So is Gonzales gonna have to play behind Glaus all game?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Giants, let’s not be so eager to give outs away with the top of our lineup, eh!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonzales is a good teammate, trying to make Conrad feel better.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

so should i start drinking now?

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

you can catch up by starting with vodka

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate trying to be responsible.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should have started at the start of the game

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys are right. lol me.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TED TURNER WILL SMITE YOU.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

incidentally

Ted Turner, Jimmy Carter, Jason Bateman, and Danny Glover were all in attendance yesterday and were shown on the scoreboard.

I was slightly amused to see Glover get cheered, since I know he’s a Giants fan.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's long since divested himself of both of these, actually.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping you fell in.

I’m pretty sure TL2 has kept up with who owns media.

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was a callback to all the Tuner wank in the first thread.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing what people will believe

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s not get picked off, Andres.

by non sequitur on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

geez please don’t get picked off

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT THAT WAS CLOSE FUCKIN LOWE

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunt down the third base line, you’ll get a hit.

by pwoper on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU TBS

He was safe

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like to see the Braves fan boo

when our pitcher throws to first base. Their pitchers throw there 5 times an inning.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Mole

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

keep working that count, Freddy

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe has been missing his spots all night, let’s please capitalize.

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

AHEM

NO HITTER

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

you got a no-no goin’

by m22 on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh come on blue

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU UMP

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

This is what happens when you lay off the low outside pitch?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OK GOOD SANCHEZ NOW TAKE ANOTHER PITCH

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I THINK HE MIGHT GO FOR A NO HITTER

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

I HAVE TO LEAVE IN 5 MINUTES!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hai gaiz, Lowe’s throwing a no hittuh.

by speckops on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

that sucked

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck.shit.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDY THAT WAS FUCKING DOWN THE MIDDLE

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone notice Lowe Tech has a no hitter?

by haemaker on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

For fucks sake!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck

make contact freddy, goddamn

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

threat dead

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy needs to make contact on that pitch. it’s right there.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it!!!!!

WHY DOES OUR OFFENSE SUCK SO MUCH

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

good toss by mccann

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn it Boch… we don’t hit and run in the regular season, why do we start in the playoffs?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That was so god damned predictable.

by speckops on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Annnnnnnnnnnd that’s all for this inning. Hope Bumgarner can manage to throw up a zero.

by Every6thDay on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

If he goes in headfirst, he makes it safely.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WORTHLESS

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Why run on a 3-1 count?

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by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Playing desperate?

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by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-2 is a running count. 3-2 is a running count.

i dont know about 3-1

by giant4life83 on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 is a perfect hit and run count

Expect pitcher to groove one to get a strike…hitter should at least make contact

ball makes it a walk

by calbearjd on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a decent hit and run count, because you’ll probably get a good pitch to hit.

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy just did a shit job of making contact with a pitch down the middle.

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher theoretically has to come in the zone.

But with this zone…

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by scout6 on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

was stupid.

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by AngeloB on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well dp ball anyways

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE SOME FUCKIN PITCHES GIANTS FUCK!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess the Giants didn’t listen when I asked them for a nice non-dramatic game.

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by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Have they ever listened?

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by timmeh on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf is with the music choice at this piece of shit stadium?

sandstorm? “whoop” there it is?

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The fans are nothing but a bunch of fucking zombies repeating a chant for 3 hours.

by ololo3 on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Torres have to attempt to steal every time he gets on base?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m betting this is on Bochy. Torres only attempted 31 steals during the regular season. And he was good because he got to pick his spots, not when everyone in the god damn stadium knew he was going to run.

by speckops on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP CHASING AT SHIT

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TRY BUNTING TO GLAUS PLEASE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to flat out miss on the H&R, Mole

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Had there not been a Hit and Run on that would have been ball 4.

Eff Bochy.

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by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That one is all on Sanchez...

Missed a pitch right down broadway..

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by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

listen to that moron fan: “Strike! WHAT?”

It was like 2 feet outside

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by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe is getting wild

That’s good

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by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for Lowe’s sudden lack of command, at least.

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by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Not yay for Huff swinging at ball four.

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by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE THAT GUY IN MIC STARING TO PISS ME OFF

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He was pissing me off 3 innings ago.

by ololo3 on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck these assholes on 3-0 counts.

by Every6thDay on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG WTF

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball 4.

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by rhys on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do we keep swinging at ball 4?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

If Bochy runs us out of one more mother fucking inning I’m going to lose my shit.

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by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Pathetic

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

awful

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This is pathetic.

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by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU UMP

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

and he swung at ball four. his fault.

by bruddah on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

gameday disagrees.

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by Viliphied on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brutal AB. Ugly

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Takes the pitch down the middle

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

wow what a shitty inning

by ACgiant97 on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

we deserve this

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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking

so.
pathetic.

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Huff?

You watched the only meatball Lowe threw at you.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

TOO CLOSE TO TAKE

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It was right down the middle.

Not sure if that qualifies as “too close to take” I think it’s more like WTF are you doing?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was like 4" outside

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by Viliphied on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess so. Looked like a meatball to me

but maybe that’s because Lowe wasnt in the zone at all and it was relatively close.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a barely a strike. but you don’t get that call when you swing at ball at your ankles on a 3-0 count.

by bruddah on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh – not going well. Hopefully MadBum keeps the Giants in it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

You take THAT pitch? Huff has fucking sucked and chocked this postseason.

by dhp318 on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, last night? Ninth inning?

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by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night in the 9th is about as recent as it gets....

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but it was beyond important

So I would not say he’s choked this postseason.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly...

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you like a ladder for that chasm?

by speckops on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

For my chasm or your chasm?

I prefer duct tape on mine

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except, you know, for yesterday when he tied the game in the ninth.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for when he, you know, knocked in the tying run in the last game.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

notttt a strike.

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by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This game makes me want to punch a baby.

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by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT DO IT ROTORUETER!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT! RIGHT IN THE FACE!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO DO I LISTEN TO!?

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by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME!!!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD..

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this is a side of you I’ve never seen before.

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by timmeh on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least it wasn’t a quick inning. Mad Bum got a breather.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

please. just score some runs :(

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT A FUCKING STRIKE UMP

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by Viliphied on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The offense is looking not good.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Assuming Bumgarner can throw up another zero, unless the Giants score next inning, they ain’t winning this thing.

Can’t hit Lowe, won’t get to their bullpen, Conrad’s on ice tonight.

Shaping up to be a tip yer cap, fellas game.

by Every6thDay on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

we got to their pen last night.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little early to give up just yet.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like last night.

/slits wrists

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had a lead last night. Until they didn’t. And then did again. It’s tough to win two consecutive playoff games on the road, despite what Tampa and Texas have done this year. And, again, this next inning for the Giants will be critical.

by Every6thDay on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does it matter? They already lost

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 57 pitches for Lowe. UGH.

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by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It is not good, however, for five innings.

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by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

err, right

Still a lot lower than I’d like to see.

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by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck beer, time for vodka.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in this line

by Bar None on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m leaning toward bourbon myself.

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by timmeh on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

told you so

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck Huff? you don’t swing at a 3-0 pitch from Lowe, esp one down in the zone

by giant4life83 on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This
sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
The Giants should just bunt over and over again towards Troy Glaus until he either throws out his back or passes out.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Next years hitting coach

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

or until he is replaced by brooks conrad

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday sayeth the called strike three was in fact ball four.

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by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The ump expected huff to swing and miss on it anyway.

by Natto on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/borkball. wait for big hit that will never come

by giant4life83 on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Torres will be able to steal a bag as easily as he was able to before the surgery.

He went into second with a slide instead of going head first. I say have Freddy bunt him to 2nd and take your TWO chances with Huff and Posey.

by inthesquat on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was not a SB attempt...it was a hit and run

Sanchez should have at least fouled off a pitch right down the middle

by calbearjd on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sac bunt towards Glaus wouldn’t be a sacrifice.

by speckops on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s settle things down this inning, MadBum.

by non sequitur on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon Mad Bum. quick inning.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone defend Bruce Bochy's stupidity

Because you know, runners on base for Huff or Posey is such a horrible idea.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

they were clogging

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by DrStankus on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

so let Sanchez bunt instead of the goddamn hit and run

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

what'd he do?

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by Viliphied on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

dam were getting padre’d in this game rite now

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

the ghost of mat latos

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi guys

I’m here for a GDT.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Where have you been?!

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by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There in my other pants.

Can I borrow some fromyou? I’ll pay them back.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

I don’t have any. no job an all. can’t afford any.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it true that people do the tomahawk chop

at every atlanta sporting event and at concerts?

how lame is that.

by kezargiants on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ted Turner tells them to

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by DrStankus on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the Braves, but that is not true.

Actually, they rarely do it during the regular season. Usually during rallies, after a HR, etc. Unfortunately, the playoffs are a different story.

by sfauburn on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok.

good.i thought it was like an ominpresent thing in atlanta. good thing it isn’t.

by kezargiants on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

z

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Go fucking fuck yourself, Troy Fucking Glaus, you fucking asshole. I mean, fuck.

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by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OH YEA THAT BRINGS ME MEMORIES. 10 YEAR OLD IN 2002 AND I WAS SAYING THE EXACT SAME THING.

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, great, now I feel old on top of everything else!

(I was 22)

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by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOOD. THE HITTING COACH

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, Panda and Uribe..

If it hits the plate, swing at it

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

not much to talk about I guess

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday they asked Wotus about the shadows at the park.

by Natto on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Whenever announcers talk about hitters having a plan, I wish I wasn’t a Giants’ fan.

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by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Several people are still chatting away on the previous thread. Which always amuses me.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The irony is that this is an old thread.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we pinch hit Meulens?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t see why not.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a 415 OPS+ one year!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, his full name is amazing: Hensley Filemon Acasio Meulens.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is an awesome name.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Stuttering John Tamargo could come up with some epic stuff with that name.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant hear this interview, but WTF?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH. Thunderstorms in NYC.

TBS freezed…

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

lightning all up in this place

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea I went to the market earlier today in shorts and rainbows. It was sunny and carefree. Most annoying weather here ever.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll explain what's happening.

We arn’t getting any hits. I DO GOOD NAO!?

by Brad Korba on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

biggest hail i’ve ever seen. pretty odd when it’s 70 out

by coolandtough on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This happened in Phoenix last week.

Tornadoes too.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially in the 9th last night

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he is swinging well enough to have the green light 3-0. He swung at ball 4

by Bochean on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

esp against Lowe, on a pitch down in the zone… that’s a 50-50 it won’t even end up being a strike, let alone a hittable pitch

by giant4life83 on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

quick game

is quick

Every Third Game

by OneLoveSF on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

me too

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonderful

my tv feed just stopped. hail the size of marbles in nyc

by coolandtough on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap. Ankiel just flied out, if that helps. Lowe grounded out.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hail???

fuck. does it hail in boston? we don’t get that shit in hawaii.

by bruddah on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/assists you out of the chasm

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many more times will we discuss this topic?

by Bar None on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we please get a real offense?

This is beyond pathetic – and the stupidity continues to percolate. No one ever learns.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

We are facing a pitching staff just a step down in quality from ours.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will be fucked by the Phillies, if it gets that far.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves pitching > Phillies

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm telling you, MB is gonna cruise...

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

nice of them to delay the start of Monday Night Football waiting for the Giants to win this game

by mlb22 on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that inning

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Great inning, MadBum.

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job Bummy

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

My kind of innning

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster, get it going!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice inning, Bummy. I’m glad we aren’t wasting this offense on Tim.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER

 NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man this is an epic fail on my part

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least the Giants will break up the no htter.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no I in team either

by mlb22 on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol me

I didn’t even notice

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER NO HTTER

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop that

It needs to be a sports caster that calls it to jinx it

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No because Ted told them not to

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T FUCKING JINX IT!

by Brad Korba on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want a fucking Blackberry.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Crackberrys are nice though.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

11 pitch inning with one K. Good job, Madbum.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, of course, the machoness of baseball won’t allow them to bunt until there’s a hit.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

wasn’t Bochy the manager in SD when Ben Davis did that?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT WANNA DENY HISTORY

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't start...

it’s your fault the Giants are down one

by calbearjd on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best/worst part about this game is that I have to wake up in 7 hours for work.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to wake up at 3:45 AM!? Yow.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

4:30 AM, so 7.5 hours, I guess.

Booo.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s come crazy-ass job you’ve got there.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that was uncalled for!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yet so awesome

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to admit

You laughed

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very much so.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could have very easily made it much worse!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t encourage him.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is getting rec’d.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will continue my prophetic declarations.

We will score this inning. Twice.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i cant believe we have yet to lay a bunt down

plus we just saw the range of troy glaus last inning

by Wreckonized on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m confused why we tried a hit and run rather than a sac bunt to Glaus last inning.

by speckops on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No sac bunt on a 3-1 count.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUYS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE HOW MANY HITS LOWE HAS GIVEN UP SO FAR!!!!

NO IM SERIOUS YOU GUYS, GUESS!!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT A

So I’m down at disneyland with the fam, and I have one kid who has a fever of 102 (after totally emptying her gut in Bug’s Land) so I’m stuck up in the room with her while my guy and other kid are out having fun, and MY HOTEL HAS NO TBS.

And I hear that Lowe has a no-hitter going.

Goddammit.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

They way it’s going right now, you might not want to see it.

by Natto on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been there, done that. no fun…..

by Bar None on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF, no TBS?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding. Only Disney and Disney owned channels, I guess.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants play better when I mute my TV…

by skilletboy on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

weeeeeee

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Bust'er Posey.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

"bobby for president"

i cant believe Ted Turner would allow that at his park on his station. i mean, his name is on it.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Always has been.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a guy yesterday a section over from me with an “I Love Cox” t-shirt.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG! Lowe is thowing a no hitter!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK PULLING SINKERS

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This is painful.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

glaus is better than we assume.

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez, they watch every pitch down the middle and swing at all the low sliders.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

DAM WERE GETTING LOWE’D BIG TIME

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GIANTS.

touch the big orange ball…

by skilletboy on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Buster has the right idea at least

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit now the TV is WAY ahead of the radio.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Hudson, Loser.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad pitch selection, Buster.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a hanger!!!!

by bruddah on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh I forgot to mention

Braves fans also did “the wave” last night at the game

by DFARowand on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT A STRIKE BURRELL

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

No hitter.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat, what was that?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We should all be happy. We’re going to witness the second NLDS no hitter this year!

by Natto on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

when we played the Padres.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

the A’s

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell WTF???

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell can have some really terrible at bats

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe just dominating

Not that it’s hard against the Giants.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly, I really don't believe our offense can score a run

Its pathethic. They keep goddamn swinging for the goddamn fences every time .

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

As if Heyward finally getting a base hit didn't piss me off already.

Can we please get some runs? Show me that there’s some fire in the dugout? It’s too tame in there.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Have these guys seen sinkers before?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

break up his rhythm

step out, make him wait. shit

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

You waz wrong!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Punch the baby.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No pitch there was a good one to swing at

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Entire team losing composure at the plate now

Well, what little they had of it.

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, guess what

LOWE THROWS SINKERS

Good God Giants, someone do something with it.

by NHL84 on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK URIBE

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SIX FUCKING PITCHES

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I MEAN FUCK

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

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!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-pitch inning. Wonderful.

by non sequitur on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was quick.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

so hes thrown 19 pitches in the last 2

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not cool

Not cool at all. Hack away fuckers.

by out machine on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Great inning, Giants

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHA 6 PITCHES

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

6 pitches, come on!

I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken

by joeytothelimit on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FFS

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

holy fuck what an awful inning

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS FUCKING TORTURE

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball.

It’s magic inside.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 freakin’ pitch inning

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE COULDNT EVEN WAIT FOR THE MONTAGE TO END

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Hell

we are actually going to be No Hit tonight.

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

On like 80 pitches.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF JUAN?

STOP HACKING AND TRYING TO PULL EVERY GODDAMN PITCHA

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

So how many pitches did Uribe take?

by haemaker on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think Gameday can show negative numbers.

by Natto on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, remember when Uribe had like 4 walks in a row?

by speckops on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he watched somthing like 13 straight pitches.

It was a bet he had with Bam Bam I’m sure.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets told to be optimistic

by Every6thDay on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess we won’t have to face Venters this game! YAY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/shift-A

Are we fucking seriously being no-hit?

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, they’re going to tease us then retroactively change Gonzalez’s error to a hit for Torres.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carney Lansford lets out a chuckle

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Oct 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

notice how when lowe got into 15-20 pitches last inning, he started to lose command? that’s what will happen if we stop swinging completely and make him work

by giant4life83 on Oct 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So I was planning to go to the West-Coast themed bar in Brooklyn, Pacific Standard.

Watch with a crowd of allies, I figured.

LOL no. They scheduled a storytelling night tonight. LOL me.

And since I was going to the bar, my GF dibsed the living room TV for a girls’ movie night.

Now, instead of watching the game on a large projection screen with a crowd of Orange, I’m by myself in my bedroom watching a screen the size of a sheet of binder paper.

On the plus side, the TV’s between the two windows, and there’s a crazy lightning storm going on outside.

/get a fucking hit, you fuckers

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re not missing anything.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooops.

I should clarify. I am watching. We have a bedroom TV, but it’s one of those tiny college student specials with the built-in DVD player. I’ve got it muted with Jon, K&K, and… Dave? Are you there, Dave?… on the computer.

And you guys, of course.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. GF? You’re not gay too?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

I’m a heartbreaker like that.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a long time ago I confused you with 2.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would explain it, yes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only time I've been to Alabama

was for Space Academy in 8th grade.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bested me. I’ve never been.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants fans in NY

have been going to another place in Brooklyn, Rock Shop. i was there yesterday, i know there’s a bunch who planned to be there tonight. ill probably be back Wednesday if this ends like it looks it will.

by Kalk on Oct 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm...

Verrry interesting.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

youre lucky to not see this shit.

i dont think we’ve looked this bad all year

by giant4life83 on Oct 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure they have.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t sell yourself short. you’re an incredible slouch.

by coolandtough on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

dear giants batters:

STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.STOP CHASING AT SHIT!!.

P.S stop chasing at shit.

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Just get him back in the stretch

Do this by not swinging till there are 2 strikes. Get on it, guys.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hasn't every team that has won a game

come from behind in this series minus Timmys beatdown in game one?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

well that’s only 2 out of the 3 games so… small sample size no correlation.

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

Our team loves the SSS

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So? 2? Out of 3? And in Game three both teams were behind?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering it's just the 4th game, that's kinda arbitrary.

“Hey, both teams came from behind the last two games, let’s hope for this one as well”

by Voxx on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to inject some opptimisum here though.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK's decision with Torres looks better by the minute

Wouldn’t want baserunners here – oh no. And Juan Uribe’s complete inability to adapt to anyone (SEE BALL TRY AND PULL BALL OUT OF THE BALLPARK)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah but that’s always his approach. Sometimes it works. More often it doesn’t.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until we lose to the Braves/Phillies.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it resumes next April.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

MB is gonna Cruise here...

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hella.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd LOL if Jon said

“Due to their pavlovian response, once that racist music started, everyone is conditioned to chop.”

But he said something like, they want to do that chop thing again.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

fun strike zone for left handed hitters

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY....

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve noticed that the Giants/any team are easily shut down when the ump sucks like this. Kudos to Lowe for figuring it out.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just noticed those are CALLED strikes. W. T. F. ?

Wow. Thought those were all strikes.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice – STFD!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop getting no-hit, assholes.

by out machine on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

seems like

Madbum is having trouble getting that first pitch strike

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

on the plus side. the tri-tip is almost off the grill

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This strike zone is fucktarded.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OH yeah STFD

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

well, at least bumgarner is looking better

I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken

by joeytothelimit on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

i dunno why

he wasnt mixing up his pitches more earlier

by the freak on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t worry, the phillies and yanks / rays will slow it down for you, if you get there

by thewaywardO on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far so good on the lineup change?

They’ve scored one run. Congratufuckinglations

by DFARowand on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a lot when you consider our starters have given up 0, 1 unearned, and 1 (inherited)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this clown by the mic trying to get MadBum’s attention?

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

the giants would lose a playoff game on a sacrifice fly

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

god that one boorish fan needs to tranquilized

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT THAT FUCKIN GUY IN THE MIC OFF STUPID TBS

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no clue what is and isn’t a strike

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

And clearly neither do the Giants hitters.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesterday

After Infante was retired at one point, I proclaimed, “SIT DOWN, UNDESERVING ALL-STAR!”

A guy behind me started arguing in a really whiny tone, “Uh, he hit .330”

“Uh, yeah, he was put on the team over Joey Votto.”

Then the guy backpedaled and tried to claim that whoever was on the team for the Reds was probably undeserving.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course, the ultimate irony is that he was arguing to defend the All Star Selection honor of Charlie Manuel – y’know, the manager of their primary divisional rival.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd just go

LOLBATTINGAVERAGE, and dismiss him.

But I’m an asshat.

by Voxx on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy is pitching pretty good.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

fffffffffantastic

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

All I SEE IS MADISON. WHAT IS GOING ON?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid over-excited fans.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid over-excited announcer.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cialis

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Stockton – routine fly ball.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Braves fans were already half a chop in to their celebration…

"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

CYBORG GRANDMA BUMGARNER

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Turner Field

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

its a one run game, folks. we’re just setting for up the late-inning, soul-crushing comeback.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I tried this earlier

And like Buster, they weren’t having it here.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Stockton got mighty excited for that one.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Giants win, Stockton gets put out to pasture...

He wants the Braves to win reallly bad

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calm down stockton

The ball didn’t even reach the warning track

by DFARowand on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum settling down.

by non sequitur on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The fans scared me, but that really didn’t look deep.

TWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on...

Fontenot…bunt
Ross…bunt
Bum…homer

by calbearjd on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL fans

OMG HOMERUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh he got it.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

There was one woman in my section who kept leaping to her feet and screaming for balls that were like 20 feet from even making the warning track.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typical MadBum – gets stronger as the game gets on.

Stockton got blueballs on that flyball. Fuck him.

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

why would you have family come to this

watch you pitch well and get hung with a 0

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't he just give up like 10 runs

Then I’d know it was over instead of having to watch the Giants get no-hit in a 1-0 game.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks

I actually smiled.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win this for your grandma Mad Bum!

SF Offense. Score some runs for Mad Bum’s Granny!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be nice if we had some offense.

by Natto on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

/that wasn’t so offensive.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reoccurring theme this year.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not just this year.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LETS TRY THIS AGAIN

NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

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Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

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I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grandma Bumgarner at 3rd base for Atlanta

Bunting still not on Bochy’s radar.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The plate approach of the Giants

Is just surreal. I do not get it at all. How can you not learn at all? How can you not sit and think- HOLY SHIT SWINGING AT EVERYTHING IS NOT WORKING OUT FOR ME.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

bad coaching in this case

by giant4life83 on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

esp when you consider we just saw him 3 days ago, you’d think the hitters would remember what they saw and adjust, and bambam would set them straight

by giant4life83 on Oct 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLY BALL TO RIGHT !!!!!!!

Not that deep, and Ross is under it.

Might be exciting, if one were a Braves fan like D. Stockton, but one isn’t.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants have fewer hits than Ke$ha right now. K-E-$-H-A!

by Every6thDay on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I say we were going to get you in the top of the fifth, Lowe? My mistake. I meant THIS inning. We’re going to get you THIS inning.

by non sequitur on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Predict: How many pitches will Lowe need for this inning?

I’m going with 7

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OT or is it

Courtney Cox and David Arquette have separated.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT SINCE TED TURNER DIVORCED THE ATLANTA BRAVES AND TBS!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no…the day the innocence died.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Former WCW World Heavyweight Champion David Arquette to you!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

im just gonna have to detach now, like yesterday. i cant be invested in this one

by giant4life83 on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe has a no-hitter? Wow, a no-hitter.

by pwoper on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe will run out if gas.

He can’t pitch 9 on short rest. I think his average on short rest is five.

Late inning rallies = more torture.

by skilletboy on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

instead of ripping your own team’s players and making absurd claims about the game being over in a fit of overpanic nonsense, wouldn’t it be more soothing to imagine what Braves’ fans must be thinking right now? That they’ve already gotten their run for the game?

by mlb22 on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

By the Power of Big Z

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I have as many hits as this team

by dhp318 on Oct 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man

going all out

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We haven’t broken out the animals in casts yet.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broken is poor word choice.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the need to point out that this meme is my creation.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/is not worthy

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had forgotten about this!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATTO/IBN BATTUTA FTW!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT NEVER FAILS

THE LEGEND CONTINUES!!!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

for newer McCoven

The first time I broke this out in 2008, John Bowker immediately hit a grand slam.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Live the adventure!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Hitter No Hitler No Hitler No Hitler No Hitler

No Hitler No Hitler No Hitler No Hitler No Hitler
No Hitler No Hitler No Hitler No Hitler No Hitler
No Hitler No Hitler No Hitler No Hitler No Hitler

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

No Hitler has thrown a no-hitter?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t sneak it thru you…

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

No one named Hitler has thrown a no-hitter.

by Voxx on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Grant.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, TBS crew, uh. The voting already happened.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

But only good teams should get awards so post season should count

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derek Lowe is going to match Doc Halladay!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What can you say

He’s CLUTCH

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why aren't they bunting?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Added update to SBN Bay Area thread about no hitter.

Changed title to include “no hitter,” there. I’ve done all I can.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It's ok!

Affeldt is coming in.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lots of vodka.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Surprised he didn't ring him up ther.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, Lowe’s pitches look unhittable. It’s not just the shitastic hackery of the Giants here.

by Every6thDay on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot

Doesn’t belong on this team.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Post-game show quote prediction

“Lowe just had command of his stuff and sometimes you just got to tip your cap and move on.”

by Natto on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Stockton just said "No hits so far..."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that a strike?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Alleged by the umpire, yes

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

horrible call

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

awww, my sweet friends trying to make me laugh:

“dick stockton sounds like he’s a loud masturbator.”

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot

Called out on a ball.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU CAN’T TAKE THOSE DAMMIT

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

not even close to a strike.

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that's outside

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Where the goddamn hell

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This strike zone sucks balls

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

this ump. is a piece of shit

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean—wow. Seriously?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a fucking ball!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

did that look outside to just me?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross better come out of his shoes here. Lowe is laying in strike one right now. I have faith he can make better contact than Uribe.

by Every6thDay on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

i must say

nice call, there

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, that's a strike?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...

Torres and Sanchez haven’t struck out yet.
HOME RUN!!!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FEAR IBN BATTUTA

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Rossssssssssssss

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY!!!

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

COMMANDER CODY!!!!!

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA ROSS!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES ROWSSSSSSS

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS BITCHES

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSS!!!!!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

COOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

THATS FUCKING RIGHT!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTABOY, NOT JOSE GUILLEN!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HR!!!

No mo no hitter!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

codyyyyyyyyyyyy

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA IT WAS ME. I DID THAT FOR YOU GUYS

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

CoRo!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

whoooooop

I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken

by joeytothelimit on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

AGENT CODY ROSS

by geef on Oct 11, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, yeah

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to cry.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LIKE A BAWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS!!!!!!

Goodbye no hitter!

"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSSSSSSSSSS

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Just turned the TV on.

You’re all welcome.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Never turn it off!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

turn it off and then back on repeatedly!

hurry!!!!!!!!!!!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commander Ross!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HOOOOOOO OOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO

Twenty-seven years of waiting has come to an end.

by trapper on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH CODY ROSS

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HELLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross

We will be singing your name for decades to come

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BIATCH! 2 FIRST NAMES

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

boom foes the dynamite

by m22 on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH SCREW YOU NO HITTER

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HAters?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS CODY ROSS v

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross

Scores one for us bald people everywhere. Suck it Guillen!

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

Guill…… I mean Ross Homerun!

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s true, Cody! She does!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand liked it!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

How far is the gap between the wall and the stands wall?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone there yesterday can tell me?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I was in the upper deck along the third base line.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far..........

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it when a jinx comes together.

Like white phosphorus in the evening.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Or sodium with a touch of water. It’s so much fun.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE HITTER

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA!!!! AGENT CODY HOLY SHIT!!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross = NLDS MVP

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go back to back, Bummy

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BUNT PARTY, NOW!!!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY FUCKING ROSS

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

All “game over” haters are invited to exit the building.

by mlb22 on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Lighten up Francis.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrecked

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol hillary duff

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I STILL WOULD HAVE PINCH HIT FOR BUMGARNER

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROSS YEAH

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Guillen should be starting

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked like crap to me.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

so close!

its only a foot outside.

by bruddah on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate game day’s pitch tracker.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

intriguing

i’ve never bothered to click over from Gameday

by coolandtough on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny

the dude kind of looks like fontenot

by kezargiants on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB At Bat

which sucksssss. Gameday is 10000000x better

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct. I mistyped above.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t get the point of At Bat at all.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much glitter

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's got some cool features

but the pitch tracker is terrible, which completely ruins it for me

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It automatically takes me to At Bat when I click on “Listen” on the Giants home page. I don’t want to switch modes now.

by Natto on Oct 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The iPhone app?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I leave the room to make a sandwich and Cody Ross hits a homerun. Looks like I’ll be making a lot of sandwiches tonight.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GO AWAY MAKE MORE SAMMICHY

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give me one! I’m hungry!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ham, please

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a connoisseur of chicken salad myself.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’LL TAKE YOUR PEANUT BUTTER AND LIKE IT

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the no-hitter is going, going, going

The no-hitter is gone!

Sandy Alderson for Mets GM | Bobby Valentine for Mets Manager
R.A. Dickey for Governor!

by Russ on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

i love cody ross

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Told ya.

After 5. Lowe is less effective.

by skilletboy on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

NEVER DOUBT IBN BATTUTA

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WAIVER WIRE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Accidental mercenary!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you SD ...

for forcing our hand

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

weep, latos, weep

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT SO IS IT STILL A NO HITTER, GAYS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Added update to SBN Bay Area thread about no hitter. Changed title to include "no hitter," there. I’ve done all I can.

You guys are welcome.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just thinking about that

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross gargles nails to clean his teeth.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe getting tired??

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't TC say he sweats a lot anyway?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God, always. The man could be the sole source of water for a desalinization plant.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that they filmed Waterworld on the back of his neck.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Legends of the Fall was taped on location on Lowe’s forehead.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACTUAL GAME FOOTAGE

This was a zoom shot of the wee folk living near the rosin bag.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember this from his Red Sox days.

Surprised no one thought that that peculiarity might pose problems for a pitcher in Atlanta summers.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MADBUM IS HAVING THE BEST ATBATS OF ALL THE GIANTS HITTERS

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you guys know

That Tom Verducci works for SI?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

… a Time Warner Company

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's all making sense now

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Jose Guillen and his mom put down their crossword puzzles long enough to watch Cody’s at-bat.

by mlb22 on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Just came by to say

Thank you, Brian Sabean.
Thank you, Bruce Bochy.
Thank you, Not Guillen.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, Bumgarner has had the two best at bats of the game.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Process>Results

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

To a degree, but jumping on meat is a good process.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't say I dislike the process

of having my meat jumped.

Waitaminute.

by Voxx on Oct 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Bumgarner is still the Giants best hitter.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Good try, Bum. You hit it to the right guy, at least.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamnit, why didn’t we pinch hit for Bummy?

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

We have so many rested arms, and Bumgarner got hit around first 3 innings. It’s worth the reward of a better AB with only 1 out.

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner’s looked good at the plate… I can’t say the same for everyone else.

by dhp318 on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against a right hander with a decent slider…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 out rally time!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean score. Momentum is not a thing.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

exthept in physics

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh I have to go to "formal dinner" boarding school sucks so much

Hope you guys keep having FUN, hopefully I will be able to catch the end afterwards

by sbrody on Oct 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Harry Potter

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly what I pictured

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Formal dinner what is it Hogwortz?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Cody Ross is the beater on my quidditch team

by sbrody on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eat fast!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long would it take to get expelled?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crowd fielding FAIL

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Two batters later, the guy who caught Ross’ HR throws the ball back onto the field.

by non sequitur on Oct 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The Game 2 throw back from the cove was better.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, fake ball.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would like to take this moment to remember matt downs

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to battle Torres

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for tired lowe

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Low is up over 80 pitches. Yay.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Now bunt to 3b?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Not his call

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

True...

Home plate ump called it a strike

by calbearjd on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home plate umps call

Waited to see if he was needed.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it braves

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

torres will take advantage of this

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU LIED TO ME!

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It amuses me to no end when the Braves fans indignantly boo a call that’s obviously right.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

they’ve been doing that a lot

by Kalk on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

like when McC posters scream about Giants players being safe on bases when they were clearly out. Every team has their clowns.

by mlb22 on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy next to the mic is annoying as fuck.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Borderline?!?!?

WTF, it was a foot foul..

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres

Doing pretty well here…

by NHL84 on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

lol barves fan: STRIKEUT!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

At least the game is tied

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah well.

Lowe at 85 pitches through 6. How long is Cox going to let him go?

by non sequitur on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

27 pitches in one Inning.

:)

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

you spelled Jose Guillen wrong

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Oct 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done to Sanchez now

Everyone else has K’d (and looked bad)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

even though we’re not the ones who are playing for all the marbles, I’m still so nervous for the next 3 innings

by The Franchise on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Does this mean we get to watch Ross’s Homerun 20 times like Ankiel’s?

by NoWave on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Magic 8 says “Doubtful”

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROSS

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do they strike out so much against Lowe?

by Natto on Oct 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You're a star to us!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's hear it for Cody!!!

and now MadBum to really show off

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

They just aren’t throwing Torres fastballs at all and he is batting .133

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a good at bat by Torres

He worked the count and stayed alive. Lowe is good and tired. Keep making him work and we can see more Ross type plays.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Between-innings follies

We got a new intern today. He’s smart, funny and seems to fit right into our weird little corner of the world.

He’s a Braves fan.

Isn’t that always the way.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That won’t matter as much in a few weeks.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Why TheLetter2 Should Light His New Intern on Fire”

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, now. He’s a good kid.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read the article first. It makes some good points.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. I shouldn’t jump to conclusions until I have all the facts.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than Guillen

I look forward to all of our in-season acquisitions returning next season

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckity

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that’s pretty crappy.

by non sequitur on Oct 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate everything.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

that was fast

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME OVER

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh come on.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT’S WHY YOU FUCKING PINCH HIT FOR MADBUM GODDAMNIT

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, why leave in a pitcher who’s been awesome and has thrown 70 whole pitches!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because there’s only one out and you want some runs? Because you have a rested bullpen that is incredibly strong? Because MadBum only had 2 good innings and the first three were a shitshow with frozen ropes being hit all over the place?

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the second he gave up a bloop, followed by an error. Nothing he did poorly there. Third was a little rough, but really, pitching pretty well.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree. But I’m also looking at the outs. Most of the hits/outs in the first were well-struck.

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that sucks

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Liked that, didn’t you, Stockton?

Fuck.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it MadBum

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, shit.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

that was quick

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that sucked.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, fuck.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

crud

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WHYYYYYY

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course...

There will be no moments of happiness in a Giants game longer than 5 minutes.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

mlb22 is gonna be mad at us

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i see where youre going with this and im laughing

by mlb22 on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did he do?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum should have been pinch hit for.

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been awesome and he’s thrown all of 70 or so pitches.

Meanwhile, the bullpen’s been suddenly shaky.

I’m all for criticizing Bochy, but come ON.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. Decent hitting pitcher, pitching well last 3 innings. Giants don’t exactly have great hitters on the bench.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if you think that, I don’t understand why Bochy would have Schierholtz out to PH when it was 1-0 before the Ross HR, and then suddenly because it’s 1-1 we don’t need runs anmore?

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as desperate

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm guessing Schierholtz

was on deck so they wouldn’t pitch around ross. Too early to take out MadBum.

by kezargiants on Oct 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ this game is over

Asking the Giantsto score 2 runs?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That decision not to pinch hit for MadBaum is not looking good in retrospect

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

hindsight

mad bum’s been pitching well for 3 innings

by Kalk on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that wasn’t really a bad pitch either.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL SHIT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmmmmmm

Lets do that never again MadBum

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

McCann and Posey are the only guys hitting

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT DUDE. SHIT.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean seriously. Shit.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

As I said

If you don’t get the ball down, you will get taken deep

Just a matter of time

by Bochean on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumkkake?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Here come the 50 replays

by DFARowand on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow...thanks for all the love and replays for McCain

those biased TBS fuckers. At least McCain wasn’t a dick about his HR.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

damn, that wasn’t a bad first pitch either

by dhp318 on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE REPLAYS!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Take him out

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh for fucks sake.

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Like 2 batters ago

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This chant is pretty annoying.

by non sequitur on Oct 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, it fades into the background if you’re high.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me wish I were high.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is an understatement.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate the tomahawk chop so fucking much. i wouldn’t mind if every single person doing that in the stadium just died

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

sure

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that’s a little strong.

Plus, that’d be like, twenty people.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be positive!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The long view!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Why didn’t he PH for MadBum? So fucking stupid.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Oct 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Cuz he is pitching very well and is a lefty

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

better approach than most of our hitters

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Bum given up 2…retired 7 in a row before the homer

by calbearjd on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t been dominate.
Offense has been horrible.
Best bullpen in the league and is completely fresh.
Day off tomorrow so they will be fresh if there is a Game 5.
Going to take him out one inning later anyway.

Why not?

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Oct 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's good.

He’s better than our 4th best reliever, assuming our top 3 each go an inning.

Why not? It was the right call.

by Voxx on Oct 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Casilla for an inning than MadBum at that point. BTW, I was thinking this as he came up last inning so I’m not second guessing or anything.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Oct 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

casilla 7, romo 8, wilson 9.

lopez coming in for any tricky lefties. who pitches the 6th instead of madbum? You really rather have ramirez? the decision was the right one, in my mind.

by Voxx on Oct 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a white person

I’m offended by the Chop.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

As a white man of British ancestry from Alabama, I’m offended.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a man of mixed origins,

I want victry

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a Filipino,

I can sing.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

im native how do u think i feel.

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a person

I’m offended by the chop

by calbearjd on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a human being
I’m offended by the chop

by Arrieta828 on Oct 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a current owner of Native American slaves

I am offended by the chop

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember to beat them least they get a desire for freedom.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF did I start?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

a slave revolt?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need another miracle HR

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Preferably with a runner or two on base already.

by Every6thDay on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

madbum's been up in the zone all night

he has give his due

time to get the bullpen going

by Wreckonized on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Sanchez

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Still almost had Glaus – dude’s slow.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Hayward trying to be useful

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was more Heyward's doing. He stalled Sanchez up.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it so close

Just like we did to the Pads that one time

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Braves score now, Heyward will be endlessly praised for his heady play

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

east coast bias!

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like we praised Schierholtz for taking out Eckstein.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

To our defense

It was Eckstein.

The San Francisco 49er, inventing new ways to lose every week!

by Badly Browned on Oct 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

As he should be, it was a good slide.

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROTY

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DO ALL OF THE GAMES HAVE TO FUCKING BE LIKE THIS?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Because The San Francisco Giants.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

because we care more.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you have a lucky anything now is the time to rub it.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

no, bum's got this

wait till the giants are hitting please

by Kalk on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’m in public…

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, please

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rub it lucky

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OBLIGITORY

WCW WAZ RIGHT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Ankiel.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BumKKaKKe

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

if we get this out

prepare to see the HT 10 more times

by IRONxMIKE on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/replays Ankiel home run

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez single, Huff walk, Posey 3-run HR. QED.

by non sequitur on Oct 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds good to me.

by pwoper on Oct 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s give it up for Bumgarner….rookie starting on the road…6 IP 2 ER. Good outing

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

fantastic

If only he had more experience, then his team would score more for him

by DFARowand on Oct 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize you were Hall of Famer Joe Morgan

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Oct 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner pitched a great game. Couldn’t help it that his teammates got dominated by a sinkerballer.

by Every6thDay on Oct 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

3 Innings. 2 Runs

the impossible dream

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Oct 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I think yesterday was their big offensive outburst for the week.

by Every6thDay on Oct 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need baserunners

If only to get Huff and Posey up the in the ninth. At this point Torres is final batter.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

it would kill ya to acknowledge good baserunning there, eh?

by mlb22 on Oct 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward had a good slide.

by thebighead on Oct 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing his shoulder isn’t 100%

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should get a TV or a radio so you know what’s going on

by Bar None on Oct 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell was Bum left in the game after we tied it? we got 5 innings 1R out of the rookies. I’d call that good enough

goddamit bochy

by giant4life83 on Oct 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't blame Bochy for leaving Bum in the game

He’s been pitching well.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t think it was an obvious choice. Perhaps, but I would rather have Bumgarner out there than Mota or Casilla.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

bum was leaving the ball up so many times, so many warning track flyouts, it was a matter of time…

goddamit

by giant4life83 on Oct 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is one of those stupid hate bochy comments that make no sense. He made the right choice. He had thrown less than 80 pitches and was pitching better than half of the bullpen anyway…

by seaborn on Oct 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright

let’s try to make a comeback. if we can. baserunners would be nice.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

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