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Post-game thread: Giants lose another heartb...wait, what?

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Baseball. You freaky, freaky sport. With two outs in the top of the ninth inning, Freddy Sanchez took two of the wildest swings possible at two unhittable fastballs. The Giants, who had reached the postseason on the strength of their bullpen, were about to come close to elimination because of the collapse of their bullpen. Well, and a whole bunch of wretched hitting. But usually the bullpen stays away from that kind of bonfire.

Let’s revise that series preview:

If Tim Hudson has iffy command and leaves a bunch of sinkers up in the strike zone, he’ll be tough to hit. The Giants will probably be able to count on an extra-base hit from Mike Fontenot, but that’s about it.

The hope, then, is that Jonathan Sanchez has pinpoint control with his three pitches. In close games, he’s the pitcher the Giants want in there. You know he’s not just going to give baserunners away.

It’s ridiculous how evenly matched these two teams are. If the Giants can somehow take advantage of a 30-year-old utility infielder who was forced into action because of devastating injuries -- say by watching him implode defensively -- they’ll be able to overcome big Braves bats like Rick Ankiel and Eric Hinske.

Braves fans: we’ve been there. It’s of no consolation to you right now, but we know your pain. We’ve had our sternum pulled out through our nose too. Like, oh, Friday night. The Giants didn’t really deserve to win that game. But I’m pretty danged sure the Braves didn’t, either. They both probably should have just given that game to Doctors Without Borders and taken the tax write-off.

The Giants still have one more game to win. They’ll have two chances.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get a beer from the oven and take my pet orchid for a walk, as we’re obviously living in some weird alternate dimension in which the Giants are benefactors of late-inning misery. So until tomorrow, hello.

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LOL

ain’t no thing.

Cox just called the Braves “not the best team in baseball”

LOL

by ohhbabyohh on Oct 10, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thread over

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

2010 MLB PLAYOFFS .....

HISTORY WILL BE MADE!!!!!!!!!!! LET’S GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT WIN TONIGHT BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

*Cue piano*

What if Brooks Conrad didn’t keep booting grounders?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or dropping popups

or diving unnecessarily
or missing groudballs entirely
or being involved in controversial steal plays

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/Rewind Sanchez scoring.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he did.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 11, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

What drives me crazy are the people who say the Giants got lucky.

Wrong; defense is a skill not an arbitrary roll of the dice.
The Giants won because they made more contact, had superior pitching AND played better defense.

by fiji.siv on Oct 11, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. Not only that, it totally spits in the face of the pitching performance of Sanchez. The Braves might be dinged up, but they still have Infante, McCann, Lee and Gonzalez in their lineups. All guys who are as good of hitters as the majority of guys in any other post season lineup. The fact that Sanchez was to pitch 7 1/3 innings of 2 hit shutout ball is fantastic. Not to mention that the Braves are still yet to score an earned run off of our starting pitching. I saw MLB Network and they were fawning over the Phillies and saying how they didn’t even hit all that well in their series against the Reds. Then came down on the Giants for having trouble scratching out runs, yet ignoring the fact that we are facing far better pitching than the Phillies faced.

by dannyschmanny on Oct 11, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

well i think i dislodged some plack in my arterries

well i think i dislodged some plack in my arteries

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

thank you

no sarcasm, I seriously didn’t know how to spell that

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

and a trophy for good measure.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture.

by yoyomonster on Oct 11, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

i have a costco size pack of immodium, i can send some your way. :)

ngl, it only helps a liitle

by ohhbabyohh on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can take 9 more

Take them for the team! I can take none of Friday’s tho. That’s wicked.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god.

Giants Baseball Torture is an understatement.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

He could have collapsed into jelly, but he "bowed his neck"

as Russ Hodges used to say and got the outs in the eighth. Another game of a lifetime.

by Hatuxka on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That rule should at least be revised.

If you are the pitcher to blow the lead, you shouldn’t be eligible for the win. It should be no one or left to the official scorer’s discretion.

by Cixelsyd on Oct 10, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

40.50 ERA be damned!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Oct 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You won't see Romo again.

Two consecutive choke jobs. You’ll see someone else in the eighth if we are up. They’ll bring him back in the next series if we get there. Last night we should have won. Tonight we should have won. This thing should be over. One thing for sure, Lincicum, Cain and Sanchez should be proud of their performances.

For those of you who didn’t think Zito would be number five next year. He will be gone. Period. The Giants will eat some of his contract and ship the loser and waste of money away. Thank God the brass has finally admitted what a waste of talent this pudwacker is. Rowand will take a walk to.

by Longtimewaiting on Oct 10, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you are so certain of things

Why would you “eat some of his contract” and move Zito? The only way this would ever make any sense would be if there was a minor league pitcher that was ready to come up but was being blocked. This isn’t the case. The Giants would still need a starting pitcher if they got rid of Zito and I don’t think they do any better.

by nofreetime on Oct 11, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It ain’t over till the Mole sings?

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or Brooks Conrad has to make a play.

by maysian on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Actually do

It just makes this even more fun, and soul crushing for you.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

… yes, this is a good postscript.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

THIS

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Seriously.

You’re not Joe Carter. Put your fucking arm down and tell your teammates to get the fuck back in the dugout.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 11, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Cox seemed to be the only one with the Wolf look on his face. Let’s not start yada yada

by GameSix on Oct 11, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

My computer, couldn’t take any more.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC proud ENFORCER!!
"No one on this team is Troy Polamalu. When God made him, he touched him a couple of extra times." -Safety Ryan Clark-

by Mini Hulk on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I feel sick.

by pwoper on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

also

still poopin

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Come'on Reds

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

your extremities again?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Suck it, HATER

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

My mom just went to church to thank Jesus.

She almost never goes to church.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point I’m willing to thank anyone or anything I see.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blacked out twice in this game

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Can't. Breathe.

Wow.

You ain't hurt...

by Peter Bean on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That was quite possibly the most insane game I’ve ever watched

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Nope

Late 80’s against the Phillies, Philly came back from 7 down, won in like the 14th, still the most insane game I’ve ever seen. However that one took the most years off of my life.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was negative years old

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, is everyone here 100% positive that the Giants just won the game? I still don’t believe it.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I’m waiting until I see printed it in the newspaper before I believe it.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can't believe this happened.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

torture....

that’ll be the magic word for the rest of the night: No way I’m able to fall asleep for a while..

by SFGAmsterdam on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Maybe harsh

but thank you Conrad

We love you Conrad
Oh yes we do…..

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oops don’t know how it ended up here

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/twitches at Bye Bye Birdie reference…

by Big Americans on Oct 10, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming you’re in Amsterdam.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yea

and I’m supposed to get up in 4 hrs

by SFGAmsterdam on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

thank god

I just have outpatients clinic tomorrow.. ;)

by SFGAmsterdam on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurt me so good

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

God bless Brooks Conrad.

Insert witty signature of your own choosing here.

by Flapjacks McGurty on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

I was thinking: Do you think his parents named him after Brooks Robinson — you know, ironically?

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely deserves a rec'd

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC proud ENFORCER!!
"No one on this team is Troy Polamalu. When God made him, he touched him a couple of extra times." -Safety Ryan Clark-

by Mini Hulk on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ohhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhh Oh Oh Oh Ohhhhhhhhh

(TWSS)

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, I remember that. Great line

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing everyone is happy the Yankees-Twins series ended in a sweep because Jon returned to the Giants.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was loving it, the Yankees don’t deserve him.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll return for the ALCS (I’m assuming he’s covering the ALCS).

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations. JUST NOT IN HIS EARS.

by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he grabbing her ass?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“YOU BRUTE!”

doink!

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why she's hitting him

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the people

over at TC will appreciate this.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Oct 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha I was watching with my friends and they replayed this like 10 times

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 10, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS BASEBALL

THERE’S COMEBACKS INSIDE

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

that graph is just wicked

by SFGAmsterdam on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mordor.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Splendid!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Posey error? You mean Conrad’s error on Posey’s grounder?

by kaliber on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If not, I totally missed it.

by kaliber on Oct 10, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think they just refer to the batter who hit the ball that resulted in an error.

by scotterduder on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Graph has a stiffy.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm kinda hard too, graph.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOUNT CONRAD!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No need

Conrad is quite adept at fucking himself, thanks.

by kudo on Oct 10, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Amazing. Also fuck Eric Hinske.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That was the most awesome yet horrible game ever!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Full share for Brooks!

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Would have been nice to see that last E in 15 different angles

Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!

by SFDog on Oct 10, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Almost makes me want to get mlb.tv.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep seeing the user name and thought “I never typed that”

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of feel bad for him. Not bad enough to give back this win but bad

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you, Brooks Conrad

Fuck you and your stupid smile, Eric Hinske

by TBRMKane on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

rec’d

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

THANK YOU HUFF
THANK YOU POSEY
THANK YOU SANCHEZ
THANK YOU ISHIKAWA
THANK YOU JONATHAN
Last but not least,
THANK YOU CONRAD

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Conrad is fucked

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC proud ENFORCER!!
"No one on this team is Troy Polamalu. When God made him, he touched him a couple of extra times." -Safety Ryan Clark-

by Mini Hulk on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this could be a suicide watch situation for some people

i hope brooks can stay strong in the head. seriously.

by barge on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely got outCox’d. Also a no thank you to Romo.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems Romo can’t handle the pressure.

I agree with Kuip – Romo shouldn’t be pitching in the 8th tomorrow.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is one pitch or one batter?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

One batter or one out recorded.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then throw at his head.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Oct 10, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the actual fuck?

We won the game. Where is the irrational assholery coming from?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cocky assholes who obviously haven’t been sports fans for very long.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't exactly have a lot of experience here at MCC

But if we ever make the playoffs again, we should probably set the waiting time to join MCC at, like 30 days.

It wouldn’t prevent all the problems, but there have been a lot of random people who signed up for the playoffs and don’t know anything about the MCC culture.

by GiantPain on Oct 10, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a entrance exam

You would weed out a lot of problems if you had to answer something like “What is MCC’s favorite number?” before you could post.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they could just wikipedia that.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Oct 10, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL me for only being here 1 1/2 seasons and not paying attention to every single meme

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Oct 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I’d want it to be something like the 109 thing. Most anyone could figure it out after about a week but some moron who would just sign up and immediately post nonsense probably couldn’t.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s something people tend to learn after being here for a while. This place shouldn’t be cliquish.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

We might as well post a sign saying “No gurls aloud.”

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 11, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't find it to be cliquish at all.

There is a community here with a history.

I think new people are welcomed quite warmly if they announce they are new.

A new member who starts spewing baseball nonsense won’t be tolerated and will be ridiculed. There shouldn’t be a problem with this.

If you don’t know the history of the community go ahead and ask about something. People will point you at some FAQ type posts or will answer your question. Just because a lot of historical memes are used doesn’t mean the site is cliquish, it just means it has a common history.

Don’t expect to come to a site and have it be the way you want it to be. You are a new member joining a community. You need to adapt and adjust to the community, not the other way around.

by nofreetime on Oct 11, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

A new member who starts spewing baseball nonsense won’t be tolerated and will be ridiculed. There shouldn’t be a problem with this.



Don’t expect to come to a site and have it be the way you want it to be. You are a new member joining a community. You need to adapt and adjust to the community, not the other way around.

Lookin’ at you, manabout.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

This started with what Sabertooth said. If you click his/her user name, they aren’t new.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also don’t see why everyone got so bent out of shape over the comment.

by jonesin25 on Oct 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

“Then throw at his head”

Do you realize that a baseball to the head could kill someone?

This was a stupid ass comment and deserved even more derision than it received.

by nofreetime on Oct 11, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as “…some mormon who would sign up…”

Seemed kinda harsh.

by younghutch on Oct 11, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Magellan is pretty obscure, considering the player to which it refers hasn’t played in the majors since 07.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should go with “Why is Scott?”

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

I’m just trying to re-establish my bonafides after a couple year absence due to Air Force filters, now relaxed.

by Lipssan1 on Oct 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recommend doing it before the NLCS...

If your team makes it.

I can guarantee you that for every assbag Giants fan that signs up, there will be 10 from Philly. If they’re not here already, that is.

If I’m not mistaken, that was the reason TC jumped from one day to three days at the end of this season…

-C

It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?

by cthabeerman on Oct 11, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

batter, I believe

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

One batter

But Bochy has to know that Hinske is the weapon off the bench, not Glaus.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Bochy got outmanaged there. Cox didn’t want Glaus up there, he wanted Hinske against a righty. Bochy handed it to him on the same platter Romo used to serve that pitch up to Hinske.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

even so

Romo shouldn’t have been first pick. he must have thought he was instilling confidence back in him or something. I didn’t get it at the time, and I still don’t.

by jonesin25 on Oct 10, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so mad when I saw him come into the game. Honestly I didn’t even like him pulling Sanchez.

by jonesin25 on Oct 10, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn't they put Infante at 2B and Glaus at 3B?

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by Scooter Ellis on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Infante is a much better 3B than Glaus or Hinske. Example: the booted Glaus play in Game 2. Though, Cox doesn’t have much a of choice anymore.

by danilo d on Oct 10, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

THANK YOU INDIA
THANK YOU TERROR
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, BROOKS

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 10, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm becoming masochistic

I’ve never felt so much pleasure from so much torture.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

They say everything is magnified in the playoffs

This includes TORTURE!

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Who else wants to see how the Braves treat Conrad tonight?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The sock soap scene from Full Metal Jacket comes to mind

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Conrad is about as welcome in Atlanta as Steve Bartman is in Chicago.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and that’s a bit scary. Bartman got death threats for, what, like a decade? I actually said after that last error that he may need a security detail.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It happened in 2003.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s hope what we always say is true and Braves fans don’t really care on the same level as Cubs fans

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by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't even get to see the game

And I want to throw up.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

until the Niners lose?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL NO

That would not affect me in the least. What beautiful fucking win.

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah

who cares at this point. And I love how the crowd at the stick were super excited when they showed the finish to the Giants game

by Lipssan1 on Oct 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/TBS replays the Ankiel homer

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I am in shock

hasn’t sunk in yet

by DruggyBear on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Giants need to sign Brooks Conrad to a long-term deal by tomorrow.

Only if the Giants traded for Brett Cecil...

by Ken O'Brien on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

bum bum, bum BUM!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I guess we’ll find out if the Giants torture trumps the Braves late inning magic.

by fabiani1233 on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I need a new pair of pants

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Have you tried

Oops I Crapped My Pants?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I love that Conrad shoved a Giants win down their throats right after they were doing their stupid fucking chant.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

IF THE 49ERS WIN TODAY THEN THIS DAY WILL BE EVEN MORE UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

this

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

HOLY CRAP.

by kaliber on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Wow

Took me a sec, but GOD DAMN that’s good

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

YES

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither did Conrad.

Orange is pretty.

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by yoyomonster on Oct 11, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel exhumed.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 10, 2010 5:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   2 recs

Holy Shit

We never win these games!

by JayReed on Oct 10, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Ditto

Tough watching a meltdown

by Rdubya on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Seriously

they were already booing him before that play

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I think the booing got to him. So fans are to blame partly, I think.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

They don't really have a choice

Otherwise they start Glaus at 3rd base and Infante at 2nd

OR

They start Diory Hernandez who has 103 ML PA’s and a career .719 OPS in the minors

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why not Conrad at 3B and Infante at 2nd? Isn’t that what they were doing during the regular season?

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No idea

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think he doesn’t have the arm for 3B

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Doesn’t have the glove for anywhere. :D

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I hadn’t looked up his stats. SSS, but UZR/150 has him at -21.9 at 3B this year. His fielding percentage is .903 at 3B. Glaus might actually be better. That’s terrible.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves just activated Jeff Blauser and Mark Lemke.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hot corner is hot.

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by yoyomonster on Oct 11, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t feel bad about anyone that doesn’t play for my team (at least not for an error). They are playing a game professionally that we all would love to do just once.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d rather Romo be the goat?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me too

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same. Baseball is a cruel game. Though I’d much much much rather feel awful for Brooks Conrad than feel awful for Romo.

by Ursa Major on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for him too, but

at least he doesn’t play for a team like Boston or Philly. He’d have to move to Montana.

by PaceCar on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it sucks for him. No one wants to let all their teammates down.

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by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK HIM

TOUGH SHIT. MAYBE HE SHOULD LEARN TO FIELD…

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by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Same

Pour guy is the goat.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or “POOR guy is the goat.” I’m not sure how what I wrote before works.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like this...

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by nvsfg on Oct 10, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if the Giants actually pull this one off and win (NOT GETTING MY HOPES UP EVEN SLIGHTLY) I will definitely do this on Conrad’s behalf. Poor guy.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t, it happens.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip had it right: He’s not supposed to be there. Prado went down, Jones is out, he’s not a 2nd baseman.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is he?

Wasn’t he playing third in the Philly series and made major errors? Cox is also to blame for sticking him in there?

by Hatuxka on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's technically a third baseman.

His glovework is still bad, but it’s a lot better there than at second, apparently.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

a AAA player

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, now, he’s a AAAA player.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DH

I was imagining Matt Stairs playing middle infield.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture.

by yoyomonster on Oct 11, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

This. I wanna give him a hug.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I actually missed the game, but watching the replays…man, the poor guy just looked like he was hoping the ground would open up and swallow him whole.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Oct 10, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY MY NAME IS ARRIETA AND I LOVE TORTURE!!!!
LOOOOOVEEE TORTURE!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Bum… save Timmy for possible game 5 on full rest at home.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Annoyed hobo

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bumgarner goes now, if Bochy is smart.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

so Timmy

Chris Ray is not Bengie Molina.

by The Thrill on Oct 10, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL well played

Timmy and Cainer2010 = Unit and Schilling 2001

by SnowLeopard on Oct 11, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mad Bum

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bum

Twenty-seven years of waiting has come to an end.

by trapper on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bumgarner.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner tomorrow?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yes

MadBum has been better away from home too.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Si, si, si!

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Anyone else start throwing things and yelling obscenities after the Hinskie homerun, or was that just me?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

I’m pretty sure that was all of us.

by Big Americans on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

not at all

/ gathers up smashed drink containers, broken bowl and schatters pea nut shells.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I read that result and thought “Goodbye Giants”.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I became very quiet. Some might say, too quiet. Since I’m already a loner …

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Heh

When we scored in the ninth, we all went apeshit and when it calmed down after a few seconds, my roommate said “okay, that was good, we can all start talking to each other now.”

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by troymccluresf on Oct 11, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was ready to put my foot through the TV, but I was too pissed off to get up, so I just threw a Lego piece at it.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I just calmly got up and went to the bathroom to take a piss. It’s almost like I knew it was coming.

by loonyfringe on Oct 10, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I calmly went to the bathroom and took a cold shower.

Came back in time to see Conrad blow it.

Chris Ray is not Bengie Molina.

by The Thrill on Oct 10, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told my 5-year-old son, “Get used to this.”

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 10, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

raising him as a Giants fan?

Aren’t their laws against that kind of thing? ;)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 10, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering that we live in football country (and I’m indifferent to the NFL), I definitely have to do my part to get him into baseball. Favorite players: Lincecum (by a mile), followed by Panda (has a Sandoval jersey that’s his favorite shirt).

Fuck yeah! I still can’t believe we won this game.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 10, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anger tears leaked out.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Weak. Sanchez deserved the win.

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC proud ENFORCER!!
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by Mini Hulk on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this is one of those times the official scorer needs to step up and award to win to the pitcher who actually deserves it.

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rules.

They’re called Rules because they’re, um, the Rules.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, rules that are actually applied anyway.

Unlike rules for say, how an ump is supposed to call a strike zone. There you can get really creative.

by maysian on Oct 11, 2010 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Who else? Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 10, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It was all part of the plan.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

One more time! One more time!

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

The horror. The horror.

Heart of Braveness.

Twenty-seven years of waiting has come to an end.

by trapper on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm crying right now ......

tears of pure joy.

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Mine were tears of anger.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not crying nor angry

I just want to throw up. Can’t they win 11-2 just once?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Of course not

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Game 5

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the Giants way.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, gotta stick to the plan.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants take 11-0 lead in first inning of game 5, then the Braves load the bases with 0 outs in the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 10, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was on the verge, and I was at work.

by pwoper on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ROY: Jason Heyward, who’s now what, 0-12? You’ve gotta be kidding me.

Only if the Giants traded for Brett Cecil...

by Ken O'Brien on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Don’t gloat until it’s over.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Concur...

As evidenced by this game..anything can happen.

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by nvsfg on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

’course, as we all know, the actual voting was over by wednesday.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

is csn bay area frozen for anybody else

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Nope

Cox is talking

by BeatLA55 on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WTB Lincecum celebrating gif

Also, it’s tough to read this site while watching the game, it just ups the tension and stress 10×.

And I think the Giants should start being severely Romophobic the rest of this series in tight situations.

by apistat on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Romophobic

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo channeling some of the greats.

FEAR THE BEARD!

by fabiani1233 on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

as much as i loved Romo, he should not pitch another inning this series.

choker

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

His blown leads tend to come in pairs.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs a non-stress inning to pitch. He shouldn’t come in for a close 8th again.

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by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

as the 8th inning guy, non-stress innings don’t exist

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I don’t want to see him with anything less than a 3-run lead until he gets it together.

by Big Americans on Oct 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he had a 3 run lead on Friday and pretty much set up the rally

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't he given a 4-1 the other day and blew that?

I know the scores came under Wilson, but it was mostly Romo’s fault.

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by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Point.

Though I’m fine with that kind of lead and a short leash…

by Big Americans on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is going to have to do what Cox is doing with the bullpen until the ninth. Mix and match.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had a 3 run lead and a short leash on friday- 2 batters. that’s all it took to spark that rally. i dont know how shorter of a leash you give him… one batter?

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rec’ing everything, just because.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

except for fabiani1233's post I hope

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 10, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

cain and sanchez should take lessons from romo on how to win

by GoGiants4Ever on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

holy shit. i turned off the game in the 8th after the HR, only to feel guilty and turn it back on 10min later. I see Huff FINALLY GET A HUGE HIT and then turned it back off in fear of the bottom of the 9th.

Brooks Conrad will be run out of Atlanta

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Must dance!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

One thing about Bobby Cox that I like...

is that he absolutely despises the beat reporters and answering their fucking stupid questions

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably because the reporters are dumb. The guy corrected Cox the other night on Sandoval’s lifetime numbers against Lowe and Cox was right.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have it on mute while KNBR is on. I told my wife “allow me to translate Cox’s press conference”:
“Fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuckin bag of fuck.”

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 10, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make any comments don’t troll just let them be, we didn’t have people from there coming here after that tough loss.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it might be entertaining if you just copy the more colorful posts and show us

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a lot of us find that entertaining

But I always, always, hate reading the comments of opponents’ fans. Win, lose, draw.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't post anything or troll them. I'm not a dick like that.

It’s just entertaining. I did the same on the padres earlier.

by Lopkop on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok

I thought you were going to go comment

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

I normally agree, but any fan base that advocates the tomahawk chop, is more deserving than other fan bases.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you can’t assume. Not all of their fans do that.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

not only the chop, but that GD chant

by jonesin25 on Oct 10, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad

I didn’t read closely, I thought you were going over there to comment

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah im gonna take a hike over there and just see what they have to say. besides, i dont think my membership has kicked in yet… 3 days? i could buy a gun before id get on a baseball forum

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Anyone going to do an animated gif of Lincecum jumping around like a madman in the dugout in the 9th?

by Outshined_One on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

An electrified monkey.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pretty much looked like Snoopy a few posts up.

by Outshined_One on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Once I get a hold of the highlight, I’ll do it.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waiting patiently, its a bummer having to work during this game but the radio feed had me pacing, standing, sitting and then repeat again and again.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a Mad Man

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pete Campbell is my favorite character on television.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

that was the craziest game ever…I walked off totally depressed, trying to figure out how to resume living, I come back and we’re tied and I get to watch busters magic ball squirt through and wilson save the day! This is magic, if only for one day. Amazing!

by Artimus Clyde on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I know one thing

I’m going to sleep well tonight. :]

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
BTSC proud ENFORCER!!
"No one on this team is Troy Polamalu. When God made him, he touched him a couple of extra times." -Safety Ryan Clark-

by Mini Hulk on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I was prepared to write something about how I’m trying to be a more positive, less cynical person, but the Giants make it so hard to do. Then we won.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

SCIENCE

So with 2 strikes of Franchez, I inadvertently hit the wrong button on the remote and changed the channel. Next thing I know, HUFF has happened and I missed it. But I couldn’t change the channel back because good things happened. So I missed everything but stayed updated on twitter. Hopefully I get to see replays of the best stuff???

Whatever. Giants win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Dedication. I love it.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever you did.

File it away for future use.

by maysian on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank yous: Sanchez, Buster, Huff, Wilson, Sanchez, Fontenot, Torres, Ishi, and Conrad.

Keep your head up, Surge, we’re gonna need you later

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey to Conrad: “This is not the ground ball you are looking for.”

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Conrad looks around. “This is not the ground ball I’m looking for.”

Posey: “Take your base.”

Conrad: “Take your base. Take your base.”

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Oct 10, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like being reborn

I’d pretty much resigned myself to being miserable the rest of the day.

by Lopkop on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 10, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Fucking Huff

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is giving me Felix Rodriguez nightmares

Make it stop!

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I came home when it was the 5th inning.

I miss the magic and see some torture…then more magic!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Emotion chart throughout the game

Sadness hangover from Friday —> Semi-excited —> Holy shit Sanchez is dealin’ —> Another 1-0 game? —> Fuck Hinske —> Yay Freddy —> Yay Huffy —> Yay Conrady —> Fuck McCann —> Relief

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

read the last thread, its awesome

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

never in doubt

it’s the Giants. in 2010. we’ve got the juju.

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, the thing I love most about this team is how they never give up.

Even great teams tend to roll over and die after an 8th inning like that.

by PaceCar on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This. So fucking this.

I really do love this team.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 10, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have Timmy sex

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have what she’s having

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
From now on, every day is Thong Thursday!
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'l have what they're having.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Buster ain't havin' it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He can if he wants to, though. We all know it’s true.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll have whatever he wants

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn straight

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what about today?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL AWESOME

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

motto

THEN TIMMY SEX YES HIM TODAY!!!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lost my voice

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost . . .

lost my cynicism. Oh, there it is.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just found mine, too (TV on the football game now). It’s a little dirty, but you know — five second rule.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lost my mind

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. But someone told me Conrad has a bigger headache and it’s cured now.

by Unitard on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 10, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU BROOKS CONRAD!!!(No Homo) GIANTS BABY!!!

now lets goooo niners!!

Hit like Berry, Score like Jerry.

by Dub4lif3 on Oct 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Conrad errors: 3
Number of non-pitcher hits for the Braves: 2

FUCK YES

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t forget the bunt pop-out, which was basically another error

by snafu on Oct 10, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

I’m sure it’sd been mentioned, but McC and specifically Grant namechecked on Marty Lurie’s pregame show.

And a pretty good game!

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

About synching radio and TV, and his guest (Baggs?) mentioned, Do you read Grant, he’s real good (paraphrasing).

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs went on to say “GOOFUS GOOFUS GOOFUS <3”.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said, and I quote, “Willie MCCOVEY was mentioned in the Sunday CHRONICLE, I’ll GRANT you that”.

Insert witty signature of your own choosing here.

by Flapjacks McGurty on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

For those like me who have season tickets and bought playoff tickets

We are guaranteed one more home playoff game. We just don’t know when that will be.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Willing to accept a refund on NLDS home game 3.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS THIS THIS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 10, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You bet!
/set up Timmy, Matt to start next series

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

good fucking god

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

Yeah! Fuck yeah!

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing we havn't mentioned

When did Johnny become big game sanchez?

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometime between predicting a sweep of the Pads and actually eliminating them.

Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!

by SFDog on Oct 10, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yep

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lest we forget

Way to go, Dirty

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

he was so nasty tonight

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

11 K’s and 3 Baserunners?

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely magnificent. As was Timmy, as was Cain.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

One earned run between them, with each going at least 6.2 innings (and even that run was allowed to score by a reliever).

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 10, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty damn impressive...

The starters have been as advertised so far.

by Cixelsyd on Oct 10, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude was on. Tremendous job. Deserves the W

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched beautifully.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was dazzling

That might have been the best I’ve ever seen him pitch. Ever. Yes, including the no-hitter.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would agree. He looked brilliant—totally prepared for the start, hitting his spots, and fearless against the big hitters. Masterful. All three starters have been unbelievable in this series.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 10, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was good, but he didn’t have the oh-that’s-two-feet-off-the-plate-whoops-called-strike-three slider from the no-no.

That night Randy Johnson said it was the best slider he’d ever seen.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incidentally, this is now the most insane Division Series I’ve ever seen, and it’s only three games in.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Best LDS ever?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say yeah, but I’m probably forgetting some good ones that went 5 in the early 2000s.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Steve Young or Jeff Kent?

by QuakeFan on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Kent is Mormon?

I guess that makes sense, but I never knew that.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 10, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy says Mad Bum!!!!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Conrad must have had money on the Giants...How much you think he made???

Conrad made a pretty penny on this Giants win. TORTURE to the max!!

"Were you safe?"
-some reporter
"Ah, I guess its a good thing we dont have instant replay right now."
-Buster Posey #28

by sfgiants2005 on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is a beast!!!

He caught a lot of shit (deservedly so) about the Padre sweep stuff but since then he has stepped up big time and other than Timmy is probably the Giants best pitcher right now.

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. It was kind of sickening that guys like Murph and others on KNBR were criticizing him for a “lack of heart” and other bullshit.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOT!

I can’t believe Romo gets the win…that fucktard almost gave the game away >_>

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Jubillyation!!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Braves fans w/foam tomahawk

tell me that’s not the best visual, losers

by kgm2431 on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner will start game numero cuatro!!

by GiganteGrande on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I literally started drinking after the game.

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by bmett65 on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

You have my respect for waiting.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would, but i only have coors light in the fridge. it’s just awful. i think it has dinger spit in it

by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

r

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate how you can’t edit comments.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

r

is like the perfect thing to say there tho’

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

r

indeed, my friend.

r
indeed.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I literally started breathing after the game.

by younghutch on Oct 11, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wa ta fa wa zat?

Better an ugly win than an ugly loss.

J Sanchez=Awesome!

by RUSirius on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Los Gigantics Prevail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ja ja ja ja

’em Doyers are hating on us!!!!!!!

by MisterOrange on Oct 10, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

You sure now how to seriously fuck with my health, you magnificent 2010 Giants.

Another sunday and a rare chance to watch, and another torturous shit-your-pants experience HOO BOY. Also, being hungover as fuck while watching this doesn’t bode well for my well-being. I just might need a pacemaker before these playoffs end.

also
Brooks Conrad, you are truly a Giant among men.

WHOOHOOO I LOVE THIS!

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by Last Place Finnish on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

he may be a Giant, but we sure don’t want him on our team, lol

The most Giant-unGiantness, if you will

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Promotion for Next Season

Sutter Health Day. Free Pacemakers to the first 20,000 fans.

by frozenteeth on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Better up that to 30,000…

by Big Americans on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Started drinking right before the Giants came back.

Tomorrow, I will therefore start drinking at first pitch.

Science.

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You are a wise man, Dr.

Is it a 5:30 start?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they said 4

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 if it’s the only game; 5:30 if PHI/CIN has a Game 4.

by QuakeFan on Oct 10, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Cincy

my employer might not understand science of this magnitude.

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, thanks

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap really?

Anyone know of any bars near Hastings that I won’t get stabbed in?

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by grape on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S what I was doing wrong!

/headslap.

I left my swagger in my other pants.

by HughG16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone have a photo

of Eric Hinske Joe Cartering around the bases in the 8th?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

that actually makes me really happy just thinking about the emotional pain he’s about to suffer.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, this could really be photoshopped into all those LL Nyjer Morgan pictures.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give him a baton and let him lead the marching band.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s so much easier to looks at- enjoyable, even?- since we came back and won.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s shaped like ham

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

New nickname:

Eric Hinske – The Living Ham

by younghutch on Oct 11, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HINSKE

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Thank you.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 10, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go you fat fuck

Bet you feel like a jackass now. If he comes up again in this series and it’s possible the Giants pitcher must, must drill him. If not this is one that carries over to next year.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no free bases in a playoff matchup like this one please

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was celebrating a big HR

I don’t see how this is particularly offensive to the point of deserving retaliation.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to pass on that.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Giants got their revenge. It was his own damn fault for celebrating before the game was over, and now he has to live with it.

by pwoper on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

LETS GIVE THEM FREE BASE RUNNERS!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was my first though

I say we take a page out of the Brian WIlson playbook. He doesn’t drill Casey Blake, he just strikes him out over and over. Way better statement.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Berkeley grad insta-rec

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by grape on Oct 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd!!!!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHA

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This shop is going to be a hydra-headed monster if the Giants keep moving on.

by maysian on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thae’s a rec.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMFAO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 10, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nyjer Morgan should be in here.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

this will never get old

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So fricking rec’d.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I was gonna do that one.

by kaliber on Oct 10, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This lady reminds me of the GDT where one poster got really angry when a dozen different pictures were posted with her in it.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this picture.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair, its a lot easier to do that after you win a game like this

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgotten in the scrum: Fontenot deserves big ups for that triple. Bochy’s plug and play pays off.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Also forgotten

Torres was fucking safe in the 1st inning.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Also, zone was mostly good, but when inconsist favored the Braves 2-to-1.

Freaking CoX. I hate the umpires for responding to his whining.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Very much so.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

My heart is still racing

Too much torture mixed with little happiness. I wish I could quit you, MLB playoffs…

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Brooks Conrad

Edwin Encarnacion would be proud.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the part when the downers just disappeared when the Giants took the lead.

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

i was there.

and i’m still doubting.

by bruddah on Oct 10, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I really don’t understand the satisfaction that people get from showing up and bitching when things go bad

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

I’m fielding texts and phone calls and an ornery girlfriend right now! And I didn’t stop doubting in the last thread!

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to post but the thread was so crazy my computer couldn’t handle it.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking news

You’re not really a Giants fan unless you’re a downer.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was still there!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real Men of Genius (an oldie but goodie)

    Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!

    Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

    Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!

    Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you’ll never meet, losing a game.

    Don’t you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!

    While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

    Loggin’ on now!

    Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

    See I told you sooooooo!!

    And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

    Total anonymity!

    So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it.

    How come they haven’t fired that dumb coach yet?

by younghutch on Oct 11, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just have to say i feel bad for those Giants fans who turned off their tvs, radios, and computers after the Hinske HR .......

what a fucking game to miss. i was about to do the same …… thank GOD i didn’t. i think this is probably one of THE best (if not, THE best) postseason games in Giants history.

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That's why I always watch from beginning to end.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turning it off in a one-run playoff game? I only turn it off when things are totally hopeless… like that double-digit deficit against Cincy.

Okay, so we came back on that one, but the point remains!

by Big Americans on Oct 10, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll admit

I turned it off after the homerun, because I was pissed, but turned it back on in time for Ishi’s walk.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't turn the game off

but I had all but conceded a loss mentally after the Hinske jack.

by BruinBC on Oct 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I left

too much…and I figured it might be best with me gone, but came back for busters go ahead and the save

by Artimus Clyde on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't...

but I was really really tempted to. I did mute it, but I think that would be justified anyway given Dick Stockton’s TERRIBLE playcalling.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another message board I visit, don’t like Dick Stockton. He is called Dick “Fresno” by one. “Count Stockula” by another.

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick 209

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was fine in Game 1

But the last 2 games he has been annoying me.

It’s pronounced “Err-OR” not “Err-Uh”

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's getting better with san-CHEZ

I think he pronounced it correctly half the time today

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he got better with that

but he still annoyed me. And Brenly seemed really bad today

“The Giants may regret not doing more against Hudson in the 1st”

…Ugh

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is his accent.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm? If not, gimme a break; there is no excuse for such stupid mis-placed emphasis by a national announcer.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 10, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is where he is from (somewhere back east).

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhh, never mind. thought you were on about “san-CHEZ”

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 10, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw

I think you could be pissed enough to turn it off, but only for a few minutes, then turn it back on.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to, but I didn’t. I think that this is my reward for that.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always watch until it’s over.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been saying since this series started that

defense was going to be the key.

The Giants addressed their defensive problem at third today and Atlanta stuck to their problems at second and third (but I’m not sure with their roster the way it is that the have much of a choice).

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so happy it was Kimbrel that got the loss. I really really despise him for reasons I can’t fully explain.

by snafu on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Reminds me of Latos

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heading into the ninth, I realized I wasn’t wearing my Giants cap for whatever reason. Put it on => comeback.

I… may not take this hat off for the next month.

by Big Americans on Oct 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Brooks Conrad, San Francisco Giant.

His Jersey Number? Well. It should be obvious, right?

(MS Paint skillz are bad, but it’s the thought that counts, right?)

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Your skillz matched his results!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks shopped

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t say. :P

No ’shop here, just a very, very crude MS paint facsimile.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks good to me.

Hey, anyone see my glasses?

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brooks Conrad

Our 10th Man

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by grape on Oct 10, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Proof that wins don’t matter for stats.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

CC SABATHIA 20 WIN PITCHER ESPN NEW YORK YANKEES LAKERS BRETT FAVRE

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he pitches in NY. It’s a big city. It has pressure. And stuff.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO MUCH PRESSURE

Pressure adds 5 points to ERA. He should be in the negatives now PEOPLE!

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo’s real ERA: 35.50

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, CC sucked a big one in Cleveland during the 2007 playoffs...

So clearly Cleveland is higher-pressure. Thus, New York players should have an adjustment higher to truly reflect the crappiness extra pressure they face.

by Rachmaninoff on Oct 10, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The look on Bochy’s face when Ishi got back to the dugout made me shiver a bit. It was like he knew it was going to happen

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE BIG HEAD KNOWS

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LARGE BRAIN SEES THE FUTURE

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has no delta brain wave

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE CHOSEN ONE

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s his “Deal with it” face.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right!

I love his “Deal With It” face!

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zeets saw a unicorn

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww. Seriously, who couldn’t love that guy?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Darren ford seems really pissed he wasn't able to pitch run

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

or pinch run

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, what you said

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that it was awesome that they allowed him to make the trip, given that he’s not on the roster, and doesn’t have much chance of getting added at any point. Great experience for him, and shows some character. Guillen couldn’t be bothered to make the trip.

by kaliber on Oct 10, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

But hate is never inclined to mind facts much.

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Name it "Torture"

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

much better

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conrad

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

celebration

Im @ the UNLV library, after school work, i’ma open up a fat tire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MisterOrange on Oct 10, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

UNLV library?

I’m guessing you haven’t seen an athlete once there

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's a library at UNLV?

does it have slot machines?

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keed, I keed

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOLF PACK!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Radnich alma mater

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’ve never heard him mention that.

by dprodigy19 on Oct 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Sanchez’s wrapped for the post game conference.

by saint.dee on Oct 10, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty looks like bionic man right now. An unstoppable manscapping eyebrow bionic man <3

by GiganteGrande on Oct 10, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

personally, i think having posey catch him has done wonders for his confidence in throwing all his pitches at any ime

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very true. Posey is gotta be one of the smartest catchers – he seems to know the right pitch to call almost always.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great point

For them to come back in the 9th after that awful bottom of the 8th, it makes me proud to be a fan of theirs.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down to their last STRIKE!

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

These guys are absolutely nails.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't possibly rec this hard enough.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for Conrad

But it happens.

I think the same thing is happening with Sergio, unfortunately. It’s obviously not as easy to see – but he seems to be crumbling under pressure.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Also - Fuck Yeah Jonny!

Our starters are better than Phillies. Suck it east coast media!

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking Chop is blaming the loss on Wagner because he couldn’t pitch, lol.

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, most of em are blaming Conrad.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Cox for taking Kimbrel out.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Oct 10, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, one guy said it was wagners fault in the postgame thread.

but yeah, most blame conrad and cox.

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anagram for "Brooks Conrad"

DARK BOO SCORN

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Go Bumgarner!

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY TOMAHAWK CHOPPERS!!!

Feel good?? Now you know how we felt after game two!!

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by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

There is nothing too awful to befall a fan who does that stupid thing. Nothing.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame MLB for giving away those stupid things. It was from them (as were the game 1 rally rags and game 2 pom-poms in SF).

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

the photoshop possibilities are amazing here

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god, I just noticed where his right hand is.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no.

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by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

that would do well with some unneeded pixelation

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is going on here?

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Should I be afraid?

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this website?

Yes

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m particularly afraid of the animated GIF possibilities.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS it ME..

Or is Sanchez the only one scoring on these big games..

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff really raggin on Dirty’s english

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by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

how do you guys listen to the post-game press conference or whatever it is?

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

switch over to CSN

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks!

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t impresssed with his remarks.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

The official scorer should have stepped in and given that win to Sanchez over Romo.

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by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Conrad

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by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm listening to Jon's calls in the 9th

Awesome

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by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

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by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that through Mlb.tv?

Or is there somewhere else I can listen to it?

by Rdubya on Oct 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNBR always does the recap.

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Giants for pulling that out of your ass

by oldgiantsguy on Oct 10, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It was actually jcb9’s ass.

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by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

jcb is there. I wonder if he made it the entire game.

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE DO YOU THINK THAT WIN CAME FROM?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Watched Titans-Cowboys on TV and saw Latos is not the only “Mat” in pro sports. The Cowboys kicker is Mat McBriar. I wonder if he a douche, too.

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta be

science

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

He went to Hawaii! He’s a nice guy

by bruddah on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TORTURE!!

I cannot believe that game—I am hoarse from screaming. It was the most horrible, wonderful game I’ve ever seen!!!!!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 10, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants deliver what they promised. Torture.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine what Brooks Conrad’s head must feel like

by TBRMKane on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably in South America by now

by snafu on Oct 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he was playing in Japan, he would be performing a post-game seppuku right now

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, my headache is cured. thanks for that doc.

by Unitard on Oct 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hell with Brooks Conrad's head 'now'.

Imagine what it’s going to feel like in the morning. There’s no way he’s not getting very, very, very drunk tonight.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

450 comments in 28 minutes

Nice thread, folks.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

No matter what happens, we’re set for the future with this rotation. Sanchez has proven that he’s an elite pitcher.

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by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

But just think about all the HRs Hart could have hit in this game…

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by grape on Oct 10, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

sanchez is fucking incredible. im just happy the whole nation got to witness our big 3 starters not give up an earned run in 27 innings.

and the torch passes to the next guy who is totally capable of not giving up any runs either- madbum

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 23, 25 innings whatever is was… here’s to hoping for 30 tomorrow.

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call i totally forgot about that… not used to seeing inheirated baserunners score

well, they still kick ass no matter how ya cut it!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am very pleased that our marquee strength — our top 3 starters — have pitched well these first three games.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philly's saying:

You may think two of out three isn’t as good, but… NO HITTERZ!

[ProTip: Philly should have lost Game 2.]

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by L-Nova on Oct 10, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope anyone that wanted to trade him sees this and realizes that it probably wasn’t the best idea to trade a hard throwing lefty with strikeout stuff and was a few steps away from pulling himself together.

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well..

Wasn’t that the strenuous?! Ishi, Mole, Huff, Posey, Conrad… amazing! What a 9th inning.

by ch3zyp00fs on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH, FUCK YEAH

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So stoked.

And let’s do this, Niners.

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by James Brady on Oct 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU MICHAEL EUGENE FONTENOT!!!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felt good to have a 3rd baseman play without mistake and score for us.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Cole Kuiper's twitter earlier in the game
@colemk say what you will about Fontenot striking out, but he looked incredibly handsome while doing it. #sfgiants

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg i feel the same way

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by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucking up to Grant.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predition:

Someone is going to do an ill-advised strike-through on your post

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Someone is going to do an ill-advised strike-through on your post

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Al Michaels mentioning the Giants win on NBC.

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard that too.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

So the Giants won

Then why do I still feel sick to my stomach.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez for Cantu

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by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez for Hart

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i went to close my gameday page, and i dont seem to remember pitch #5

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that was the groundout off the tip of his bat.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else feel

With a big game on the line we can almost definitely count on J. Sanchez now? ESPECIALLY ON A SUNDAY

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by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d say so. First Sunday, and now this.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit. i had to close down the mccoven threads because i was getting SO NERVOUS....

LKAJSF;LKASJDF GIANTS WIN.

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by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Just saw the video of Timmy reacting to either Huff or Posey (not sure which):

HOLY FUCK, TIMMY, PLEASE DON’T HURT YOURSELF!!!!!!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That was all kinds of awesome!

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by GiantsBabe on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leapin lizards

Who thought he could jump that high?

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i’ve seen him jump pretty high but yet to see the vid.

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by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t reacted like that since the surprise trip to CHUCK-E-CHEESE on his birthday 2 years ago!

by snafu on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, thank you, that’s the one I was just freaking out about

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is so awesome.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonder what the MLB postseason record for most consecutive scoreless innings from starting pitching is (not counting unearned runs)

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

forgot sanchy got tagged for the run in the 8th that scored on the ‘tater’

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had Mets, Yankees and Red Sox fans over at the apt. (in Brooklyn) for the game tonight – all were freaking out. Torture – it’s what we do.

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by seeingthings on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Mets fans have had it pretty tough, in fairness.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They lost a huge lead in September a couple years ago.

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then the next year

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

but 1986

every team that has won a WS since I’ve been alive can suck it

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers are the only other team with any right to it.

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by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Astros?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the playoffs, I mean.

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by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

O I C

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No fans.

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by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND haven't waited as long.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners?

We’re all kinds of epic fail.

by Rachmaninoff on Oct 10, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stoked About The Win

My heart can’t slow down, and i am sure that is a bad thing. But a win is a win. However, as much crap as has been given to Pablo, when can we start turning on Uribe? He hasn’t shown up at all either, but seems to have been given a pass….just sayin

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It's 3 games

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but the # of people he has left on base would get Sandoval killed in here

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

I don’t think Sandoval deserves the abuse he’s taking here either though

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE DOESN'T DESERVE THE SHIT HE GETS HERE

He’s only human, he’s played the game the same way since he was young. His way of playing is no longer going to cut it. Old habits die hard. He has the talent to be great again, he just needs to adjust and work hard.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thinking exactly

A lot gets put on the kid, and yes, most of the time this year, he was terrible, but he was the ONLY reason last year we had a chance offensively….Hw will be back

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really hasn't even been that bad, especially for a 3rd baseman.

This year he has pretty much been a league average player.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aye.

Utter frustration and futility.
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Agreed.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please

No more Romo

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This

Also, no Sandoval should continue.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. You don’t go 162 games to figure out who your good players are and then ditch them after two uncharacteristic outings

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree to an extent

But not in high leverage situations, and the guy is obviously cold. In the playoffs you have to go with the hot-hand out of the pen.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I think he needs to build up some confidence, but then again, there is no chance we’ll have a blow out game for him to pitch in.

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by grape on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree completely. If there’s ever a game in this series that isn’t close, he should pitch then.

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"In the playoffs you have to go with the hot-hand out of the pen."

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I’m scared

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I know how good Romo is. We absolutely would not be here without him. But I’m terrified by the prospect of him coming in again. At the same time, he’s not going to get better sitting on the pine. Hopefully they have an opportunity to bring him in in a situation where they have a substantial lead already (probably will never happen but I’m gonna hope for it anyway)

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

It would be awesome to have an opportunity to give Romo a stress free, low pressure inning to get back into the swing of things, but that’s unlikely.

Aside from this perfect situation, I still can’t get down with the suggestion that Ramirez should be our 8th inning guy. I have a hard time counting on a guy who’s success with us seems like a luck driven aberration.

by BruinBC on Oct 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would agree with you

if the hits weren’t on tater balls in the middle of the strike zone.

He’s missing with his junk and that’s not the type of pitcher you want in there protecting a 1 run lead late in the game.

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo will be alright.

Playoff pressure is new to most of these guys.

by maysian on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Plus I mean I don’t trust Casilla, Mota or Affeldt in the 8th. Stick w/ Romo

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by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need Casilla to blow a game for me before I distrust him. This guy is baller.

by Unitard on Oct 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta say, he's been doing great in one thing in particular.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

His BB/9 over 4 has earned my distrust

I love the K’s, but I’d go to Romo before Casila in a heartbeat

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by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Pressure, shmessure. Romo ‘is’ our second best relief pitcher, and should be used in the second-highest-leverage situation, generally speaking. Relief Pitchers ‘have’ to have short memories. One bad pitch or even two bad pitches does not a bad pitcher make. Give him a day off, but then get him back out there when he’s needed.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't work this time

Fuckin’ grooved that thing

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 10, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players will tell you they feel the pressure in the playoffs. Sometimes it can cause you to make 3 errors in the same game. Or you might hang a slider.

I can’t stand FP, but I do agree with him that you can’t hang a 98 mile fastball. In the playoffs, I’d rather have a hard thrower in the 8th vs. a finesse pitcher.

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt over Romo

Considering how deep the SP go, Why not go Righty on Righty and Lefty on Lefty in the 8th at least. Ramirez under rated.

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by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds kinky

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the 2 run Bomb Ramirez hit on him in April?

I just don’t think he gets tougher under pressure. He can be good, but… ugh.. he needs to lose a slot or two. Inning 6 or 7 guy.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

No one here knows why Romo seems to be hanging more pitches than he usually does. It could be he’s feeling some pressure or it could just be he’s in a funk (he’s gone through this before and worked his way out of it).

He’s a very effective pitcher when he’s not serving up tater pitches. I doubt we see him again in a tight situation but we may. Bochy will be torn between his normal “get ’em back out there as soon as you can after they screw up” against his desire to not be second-guessed on the national stage for being burned multiple times by using the same pitcher.

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, Romo is for the most part a ‘trick’ pitcher, with that frisbee slider.

when that’s not working, he’s got nothing and gets mashed

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Trick"?

There are very few relievers around the league who would not like to have such a trick in their bag. The man is an excellent pitcher who could close for most teams. When you can do what he does, come back and tell us what you think of him.

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess this is the part where fans demand to get rid of him and then spend the next 7 years complaining about how we shouldn’t have traded him.

by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This time, though

I wouldn’t mind trading him for an AS catcher from the Twins.

by Cookyman on Oct 11, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh....

Heart attack averted. I walked the equivalent of 5 miles while pacing in my living room after the Hinske HR.

To think the Giants would win a postseason game any other way than the most torturous possible, is pretty naive.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Oct 10, 2010 5:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

WIll we see Romo again in this post season?

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by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

He was pretty okay this season, despite similar hanging sliders early in the year.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say so.

Relievers have short memories. He’s still the second best relief pitcher on our staff, and we should use him as such.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't say not at all

But not in the 8th. Obviously he’s cold and you have to go with the hot-hand. Although, that homerun was a cheapy if there ever was one.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy moly.

Here we are, 78% of the way through the year 2010, and there are still people who think “hot hand” is a meaningful phrase? Go away and vote Republican, and leave baseball to those who are out of the 19th century.

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now, now, no politics or religion at the dinner table until the knives have been cleared.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 11, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

SoFaKing Mike said he was going to a wedding of two Giants fans this afternoon. Guess they had scheduled the wedding to start after the end of today’s game. I bet the groom’s suit is completely drenched in sweat.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe they put their wedding at such risk to be ruined by that baseball game. Glad it worked out for them =)

by snafu on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panic. The kid was playing out of position.

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by NastySlurve on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's just not very good defensively

Also, Posey hit the ball hard and it skipped. That was a terrible error and the pop-up shouldn’t have been ruled an error.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

*Wasn’t

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

I don’t think it is choking as much as it is a skill that is just not there.

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conrad should not be charged with an error because he’s incapable of channeling Willie Mays. Jason Heyward should have had that ball, but was “banged up” from the previous play, which was more of an error than the pop-up. Conrad’s trying to make an over the shoulder catch with the ball in the sun after a dead run way out of position. Both Fontenot’s triple and McCann’s infield hit in the 9th to Freddy Sanchez were more errors than that play. The two ground balls were definitely E4’s but the pop up was not.

by 24 Willie Mays Plaza on Oct 10, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Conrad’s missed popup is, Freddy’s should be.
We’ve seen Freddy make that play, he got to it and got his glove on it.
That effort is more “ordinary” than that Cody Ross popup.

by 24 Willie Mays Plaza on Oct 10, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you want to compare the two?

Freddy’s play has nothing to do with Conrad’s. If they were similar type fielding attempts I would understand.

A ball that the infielder has to range wide to his left or right and make a dive for is never going to be an error if the player doesn’t field it cleanly. It doesn’t matter if they normally are good at making this play.

A missed pop-up is commonly recorded as an error, however, I do agree with you that usually if it must be made over-the-shoulder in shallow right field it is usually recorded as a hit. I personally would probably not have recorded it as an error. I still don’t see what Freddy’s play has to do with this though.

by nofreetime on Oct 11, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Panic

He’s playing out of position and really doesn’t belong at 2B, its not his fault that he shouldn’t be out there but he has to be because of injuries.

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

so im a bit confused by the no more romo ever comments
yeah he fucked up in two games
but the dood has been our second best reliever all season
lets not give up hope

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by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

Romosexual AND proud.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

always

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still one of our best. Though that inning I might have gone Casilla.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I wanted Casilla in that spot.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wanted Sanchez in that spot. Bobby Cox really showed his managing experience in that situation.

by wizard5ive on Oct 10, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Better answer.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 10, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrug

He’s a relief pitcher. Sometimes they’re good, sometimes they’re bad.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm scared, but I'm still a Romosexual

This isn’t the rule for Romo, it’s the exception

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It reminds me of the beginning of the season when he gave up those HRs and a lot of people were calling for his head, gotta believe in him he bounced back and he’ll bounce back again.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

1 IP, 4 runs. Can’t buy an out. I don’t care if nobody can hit him when he is on his game. He is not on. Pressure breaks him. I saw it when he served the meat ball to Manny Ramirez for a 2 run pinch hit bomb early this year.

Ramirez just consistantly better.

I do not hate Romo. I just do not think the 8th inning is his spot.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. If you look at his stat line, the 8th inning is his spot. He’s had a few hiccups. So has everyone.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you say that Ramon Ramirez is better?

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cocaine’s a helluva drug.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s been mainlining LSD. No, no.. DMT.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla maybe, but not Ramirez

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez throws strikes

I know his stuff ain’t Casilla’s 98 mph sinker that drops half a foot. I know he does not throw side arm to mix movements. But he is consistent. Also former closer.

I just trust him more. I am not saying he is Nolan Ryan.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I think he’s ok but I don’t think he’s better than Romo. A few home runs that he’s given up doesn’t change how good Romo is. He’s an excellent pitcher and has had a good season 10 K/9 2 BB/9 .97 WHIP he’s been very good, a lot better than I think you give him credit for.

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Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez has a 3.7 BB/9 over his career. He’s not a big strike thrower, and he’s not a big strikeout guy. He’s been really, really lucky since he’s been a Giant. He’s pretty okay, but that’s about it.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is the one guy the Giants acquired

That I wouldn’t mind if they non-tendered (and, of course, Guillen).

by GiantPain on Oct 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This too his BABIP is .164 with the Giants he’s been very lucky

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been the 8th inning guy all year

And he’s been fan-frickin-tastic. Before this series you have to go back to April (the Ramirez homer) to come up with evidence. That’s telling.

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many 8th innings did he complete on his own (all 3 outs)? Just curious about how many he got through without a left specialist helping him or Wilson taking the last out or two in the eight.

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was something that happened after Lopez was acquired

I remember because it was a very aggrivating change.

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…I’m not arguing either way, just curious about how many 8th innings he completed when the Giants had a small lead. I don’t recall it happening all that frequently but I could be wrong.

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been in many, many pressure situations this year

and excelled. You only remember the failures. What about his appearance in the season ending clincher?

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, now . . .

. . . we know what you think. Next, please.

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

He threw one bad pitch

Maybe two. But that was not the match-up we wanted there. Home run hitter vs. home run giver-upper. I like Romo and don’t mind using him again, but Bochy got outmanaged right there.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 10, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so.

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

jcb9 needs to write a fanpost about being at today’s game. I can’t even imagine what he put his family through for three hours.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope he made it out of there in one piece.

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by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s where he gets his strength

by TBRMKane on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TC: “What a smug dick”

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

inbred fuckstick

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dillweed.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hatin on the hometown kid

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 10, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is TC?

That guy who flew the copter on Magnum P.I.?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 10, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TC = Talking Chop, the Braves’ SBN Blog

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Say hi to Rick, Higgins and Zues and Apollo, too.

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by yoyomonster on Oct 11, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He shouldn’t have betrayed his home state by being drafted by the Giants

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

PR: “See how that smug dillweed feels when he’s booed AND gets it in the earhole.”

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is something great about having a bunch of players that opposing teams fans hate.

must be the stench of greatness compared to their reek of failure

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

TC is not going to be happy about this

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU BUSTER!

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

MONSTER!

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is having it.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Among things Buster likes

Like getting more hits than anyone else in the Championship series.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

Saw someone else doing this on the Twittersphere, but they got the number wrong. I fixed it…

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by short_shifter on Oct 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I tried to do that up thread. But I very clumsily

Made an E on photoshop by clipping the straight line out of the 4, and doing things. That looks a little better, though still not quite right. :P

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MS Paint

FTW ;D

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by short_shifter on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WPA from fangraphs doesn't adjust for error, right?

there is no way Heyward’s WPA is lower than Conrad’s.

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

We lost a heartbreaker and now the Braves have one to enjoy

We responded with a big, emotional win. Let’s see what kind of guts these Braves have.

by BruinBC on Oct 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Word from KNBR is that Bumgarner is starting tomorrow for sure.

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by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Until the moment it landed, I thought Heyward was going to easily catch Huff’s single

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw the bloop coming

I swear I strongly felt that he was gonna hit it the way he did and it would score Travis. I was still scared though.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seemed to hang up there forever

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

It had like a 10 second hang time.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was scared of a JT-esque play at the plate.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently I screamed, “SIT DOWN!!!” acto to my wife. I don’t remember it though.

by younghutch on Oct 11, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turner Field scoreboard

reminding people to buy tickets for tomorrow’s game

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Weekday games in Atlanta never draw as well as weekend games. Plus, this was a heartbreaking loss for the Braves fans; who wants to come back and possibly go through more of the same?

That’s a big advantage for Bumgarner. I don’t think it’ll be nearly as loud tomorrow as it was today.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The point

is that those tickets should have been sold out two weeks ago. WTF?

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made this point to my wife earlier.

The announcer was talking about how the tickets sold out after the Braves’ win on Friday and it set me off on an epic rant about what bad fans Atlanata has. They only sold out last night? What the fuck! They should have sold out as soon as the went on sale! I live in Cincinnati and tickets to the Reds game were going for $150 on stubhub in the upper deck, with the Reds down 2-0!

Also, the number of people not wearing Braves gear was astonishing.

Finally, when I saw those fuckweasels trying to start the wave in a 1-run game, their status as terrible fans was cemented for eternity. MLB should move the team until the Braves fans can learn to love baseball.

by Cixelsyd on Oct 10, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

20%+ of the city's population

is not from Atlanta, and it’s come in the last 5-7 years. Logistically, the indigenous population of the city is likely about half of the total population at best.

Like many areas in the Sun Belt, the Atlanta region has seen explosive growth since about 1976, and it added about 1.1 million residents between 2000 and 2008.

FWIW, I live in Denver, which is another (albeit more recent) transplant city, with the 90s tech boom resulting in exponential growth in the area. They have similar issues with drawing crowds…full weekends, empty weekdays. The stadium fills up when other teams come to town, and the home crowd is as likely to be filled up with opposing fans as people who’ve lived there all their lives.

Meanwhile, Cincinnati’s had a declining population for 60 years (very low transplant populations) and a team that’s been there since 1882. It’s not hard to fathom how this might have a major effect upon ticket sales and attendance figures in general.

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It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?

by cthabeerman on Oct 11, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can still get 4 tickets together on the 3rd level (there are 4 levels).

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want one seat, there is one in the second level behind home plate.

Reminds me of last year’s NLCS at Dodger Stadium when I could buy 2 together in the 2nd row.

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

Was there any chance that Heyward could have made the dive on Huff’s hit in the 9th?

Also, I’m glad he didn’t fracture his wrist in the 1st.

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by grape on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He could have dove, but if it got by him, two would have scored.

And, yes, I’m very glad he didn’t get Griffeyed on that.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave just said Bumgarner going to start tomortrow

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

*tomorrow

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

His fist pump pissed me off.

NOT ALL ITALIAN AMERICANS DO THAT.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

That Fist Pump thing at the Park is really pissing me off. Just when we escaped one set of stereotypes….

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by grape on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

50% or so of me went sadfaced.

By the HR, not the first pump. The fist pump just made me curse at the TV and telling him to die. Of course this was in rage, I do not really want him to just drop dead.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing the five angles of it pissed me off the most

But then again, five angles of seeing the ball split Conrad’s wickets made me feel all better.

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by grape on Oct 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger Woods used to fist pump all the time

and I think that Italian is like the only ethnicity he isn’t

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger Woods is a dick.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just what he thinks with

by dprodigy19 on Oct 10, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see anything wrong with Hinske or anyone showing emotion.

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

me either

I also don’t think of the ‘fist pump’ as something inherently Italian American.

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is from where I'm from.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

I grew up in an extremely Italian American town.

Never saw it.

Now, there are some douchebags on tv who do it. Some of whom are Italian American. Oh, but half of them aren’t.

It’s a New Jersey thing when done on the dance floor. Everywhere else, it’s a human thing.

Are you going to argue that Tiger Woods and Kirk Gibson are Italian?

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realize people here are making fun of him because he’s doing vs. the Giants but it’s not like Giants players didn’t do this over the years.

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Posey do that when he gave the Giants an insurance run with a HR in the 8th recently?

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

His face after we led 3-2 gave me so much joy.

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by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLcoptering all over the place

very good use of netspeak

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by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

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by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That right there

Is why the interwebs were invented

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 10, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Oct 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Oct 10, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Lincecum still playing on short rest tomrorow

Or letting him rest?

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by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Madbum, I'd think.

If the Giants lost today, it might be an entirely different story, though.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum tomorrow.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just announced: Bum

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be MadBum

He’s pitched great down the stretch

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angry hobo

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d hard

by TBRMKane on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

im still terrified of heyward.
i just want to get his homerun in and out the way.
dood makes me sweat bullets everytime he is up

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by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not

He has two holes in his swing and the Giants are exposing them.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which are?

I’m not a horribly perceptive watcher… Low and Inside?

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by grape on Oct 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard up and in? soft low and away?

by bruddah on Oct 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think he's hurt.

He can’t hit a letter high fastball right now. Timmy exposed it in Game 1.

by BustaTheRippa on Oct 10, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong

The guys on MLB network did a video breakdown on Heyward and Posey. Heyward rakes on low pitches over the plate but has trouble with anything above the bat. They showed how Posey hits the ball where its pitched and doesn’t have any obvious holes.

All the pitchers on the panel said they’d be more afraid of pitching to Posey as they did not see a strategy for attacking him.

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most guys have trouble . . .

. . . when the pitch is above the bat. Also when it is below it.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HA

I really need to using the Preview button! (bat == belt)

If you haven’t seen the MLB Network piece, I thought it was really well done. It was in their preview for this series.

by nofreetime on Oct 11, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also don't mean to imply the guys on MLB Network exposed this

I’m certain it is and has been a well known fact around the league all year.

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touchdown

Holy shit.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

TD NINERS!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

http://ninersnation.com

I’m not saying that to be a dick, but if this becomes a Niners gamethread, it will fill up reaaaaaal quick.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If we're sticking to our own players, absolutely.

Our good friend E4 deserves a bit of priase, however.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

priase? what the fuck.

*praise.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

He’s established himself as a big game pitcher and given how the Giants pen has pitched of late, maybe he should have stayed in.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

was just about to comment that there’s not much mention of how ridiculous Sanchez was tonight… I loved how pissed he looked in the dugout when Romo coughed it up.

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by seeingthings on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why oh Why do I go through this

I’ve been through this torture chamber since 1933 when I started to root for rthe Giants at the Polo Grounds.

I’ve been up and down more than the entire Otis company.

Down to two outs in the last at-bat and the Gigantes know that Conrad will gladly make his third error of the gamer if they will only give him a chance…They did so.

This provided a heart beat count right up there with Thomson’s shot against the Bums.

I detest the Braves just a sliver less than I hate the Bums.

This loss will be tough for Mrs. Cox because the wife-beater will come home is a verrrry nassty mood.

Don't worry, nothing will be allright.

by rcrusoe on Oct 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully you’ll get the best birthday gift ever this year from this team

by TBRMKane on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you can use these computer contraptions?

Good luck to you and happy birthday!

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I would say you win, but you got to see them win it all, so I have no sympathy for you. Although it’s pretty cool you know how to use a computer.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many of us

Have said that if they would just win it all once in our lifetime we would never complain again? While most of us our lying it still has some bearing.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

we would complain a lot less

really, it does make the Niners easier to take.

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would hope I’d never want to complain again if this happened.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you've seen the Giants win the World Series twice

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I raise a glass to you!

I’m just 56 years and three days behind you!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol veteran grit FTW

by TBRMKane on Oct 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants lost the battle in Game 2 but the Braves lost one of their generals.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

Game two = Battle of Chancellorsville?

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by grape on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY REENACTING

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by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players of the game

Kuip: ISHI (I think?)
Kruk: Wilson
Jon: El Guapo
David B.: Mole and Huff

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

so whats the consensus on pablo?
keep giving him the rowand treatment

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by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Still dead to me.

Series would be over.

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

See if he can get his head straightened out a bit, maybe put him back in there for NLCS, Madbum/Timmy permitting.

If not then, make him get his pudgy ass in shape and work hard this off-season with his swing and conditioning. The job is his come spring training if he does that, I still think he’s the most talented hitter the Giants have outside of Buster, he just needs to get his shit together.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm cautiously crawling on this wagon

Mostly because I’m really tired of defending him…

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by grape on Oct 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

No reason not to

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 10, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was all set to be a carbon copy of 2000 LDS

Game 1: Ace pitcher shutout, win
Game 2: Big 3-run homer, bullpen implodes, lose
Game 3: Offense doesn’t show up at all, lose on late homer

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got home from Public House

I’m so drained. Great time with the McCoven. We were jumping like little kids at the end.

by Orwell D. Catt on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

@SavvySabes These Turner Field EMTs are some of the nicest fellows I’ve ever met. BS #SFGiants

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BS?

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking he was like "they're nice?...bullshit."

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OF COURSE

BRIAN SABEAN"S INITIALS SPELL B.S.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, they are really nice.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, Mauer

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spencer just got layed out

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m trying to decipher what Tim Lincecum shouted after Huff’s single. First part is definitely “Fuck yeah”, and then the second part sounds a bit like “shut up”

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Just saw the replay on TV

Timmy is jumping up and down like crazy!

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great job

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 10, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was.....

TOTURE….. WoW…..And I do feel a little bad for the 2nd baseman…..a little. GOOO GIANTS.

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by ramyankee on Oct 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ecstatic now

Sympathize later.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you here?

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was an amazing-ending game; all baseball fans will be watching those highlights.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/10/1742696/open-beatlanta-thread-iii

the game thread refuses to reload for me… ??

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Your comp probably can’t handle it. What a thread it was!

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by joe579 on Oct 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My work computer couldn’t, had to check out and just listen to the radio.

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by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Legendary

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"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT NEARLY 3000 COMMENTS

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t want to jinx anything with a new thread.

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Got to go with the threads that got you there.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re professional threads, after all.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm reading through it right now

Can I just say I love MCC and our collective ability to swing moods like dead cats?

by GiantPain on Oct 10, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not just us

I gotta imagine any Giants’ fan with a pulse was feeling pretty much the same range of emotions.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all just felt so… familiar.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than dead cats, even.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jazz Hands

Uribe has looked pretty bad at the plate, time to give Renteria a start?

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess it's only fair.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent is not a bad idea.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rents still dinged up, and Uribe is a legit power threat. He always has these streaks of shittitude, and then he'll

ohgoddidhejusthitahomeruninthebottomofthe8thtogiveusthelead?

Or…something like that. Point being, he has pop, his glove isn’t bad, and he’s the better alternative, despite the small sample size of the last few games/last week or two of games.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe is a poor man’s Vlad Guerrero.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not by as much these days.

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s a homeless man’s Vlad.

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it’s settled: he has to start when Bum’s on the hill.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 10, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anybody wanted to see Lincecum jump and yell out "Fuck yeah!" again :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA2PrwYE-8U

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
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by Mini Hulk on Oct 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insta-wreck'd

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by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

His little crouch/run is nuts.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! Adorable.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love how Sanchez coolly walks over and high fives Lincecum.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hilarous. Sanchez doesn’t even make eye contact.

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by The Enchanter on Oct 10, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That high 5

Hit 90 on the radar gun, despite being right-handed.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 10, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how pissed he still looks.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn, I love him.

That’s scary to watch, but in a completely awesome way.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

may we play this for years to come

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by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

fantastic

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I love the childlike enthusiasm of our team

You gotta really try to dislike these guys…

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by grape on Oct 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Basically. This is why a lot of my friends who aren’t Giants fans are rooting for them.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

They’re so cuddly!

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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Even if the Giants weren’t my NL team, you guys have the most lovable team in the mix, no question.

by Rachmaninoff on Oct 10, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is this not green? Rec’d

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 11, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love him, so much. So much.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude can jump

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by bmett65 on Oct 10, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

His little bent over run was hilarious

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me so happy.

"I wouldn't say the beard got us here, but I wore it here." - Who else? Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Oct 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Don’t pull a Kendry Morales.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was my first thought.

Getting that kind of air on concrete that might be slippery is fucking dangerous. Stay excited, Timmy, just for the love of god, don’t sprain an ankle or slip and fall on your arm, or something.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a dugout that has a low roof. Jump right into it.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Freaks can do that kind of stuff, also Timmeh has got some hops.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might be one of my favorite gifs of all time. OF ALL TIME.

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by mymclife on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imma let you finish. But Timmy had the best dugout celebration jump of all time. Of all time.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this. So much.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does, in fact, look like Snoopy dancing.

Which bolsters my 2010 Giants-as-Peanuts-gang mental image.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This MUST be his strikeout count image

For the rest of the postseason. Make it happen.

by apistat on Oct 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Fuck yeah shutup!”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

The Sanchez slap at the end kills it for me.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Oct 10, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta love the exuberance that is Timmy.

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by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

60th Rec

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

67th rec.
Marvelous. Just marvelous.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Oct 10, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, the record is around 120 or so.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was #90

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by j14 on Oct 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

126

@ 8:30am

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 11, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Llama post by Grant’s boss got a ton

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

~150 or something.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't stop watching

or giggling out of happiness.

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by j14 on Oct 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proud to be the 101th rec

just got home, was lookin forward to this one.

by coolandtough on Oct 10, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT-A and OMG! The Public House was awesome! Brooks Conrad is my favorite Brave in history!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you think he gets voted a full share?

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome defense

If the Giants hadn’t just put through so much and I didn’t expect so little from you that would’ve hurt.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This what we needed to do.

Now the Braves are on their heels. Finish the job guys and lets get going to the championship round.

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by Giant_in_la_area on Oct 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

OH MY GOD!!

LOL Serious Buster

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I JUST SAW IT NOW

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, that’s fantastic

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 10, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lordy, that’s too much.

by kaliber on Oct 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Just saw that. Even better.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

I didn’t even notice that until now.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Zito

Has to ride in separate taxi

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 10, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

without ur tip i still wouldnt know where zito was.

by Unitard on Oct 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, all of them are perfect personality representations

And LOL Cain blocked out by Franchez

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never gets old.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, this is funny. But shouldn't Zito be chasing down the car

yelling, “Wait for me!!!!”?

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by SDcat09 on Oct 10, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a driver (because of all the money). That’s why he’s in the car behind them.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah...couldn't tell that he was in a second car...my bad.....

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by SDcat09 on Oct 10, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was the last head in the back seat. Who's the one in the very back

hiding behind Buster Brown?

2010 Colorado Zombies--It ain't over til it's over, or Tulo stabs homeplate with the shards of a broken season.

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by SDcat09 on Oct 10, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh thanks....

very funny

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by SDcat09 on Oct 10, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is glorious

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by j14 on Oct 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we have to play game 5, which I am sure we won't, what day is that on?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Could be moved up.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure we will*

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves website says Derek Lowe to pitch game 4.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to admit.

I turned of the game after the Romo HR. I was just done with this shit – it would be so Giants like to lose like this. I got a text message saying I was going crazy, and refused to look at the score till now. Holy mother of god.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I left the room too...

Mostly to try and cry, but also a bit superstitious. They never come back when I watch…I will admit I thought they were dead, and then I walked in for the Posey miracle

by Artimus Clyde on Oct 10, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish my brother [Letter] was here.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
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by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

2

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't watch the Niners

Unless you can handle more torture.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no torture

They just suck

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Twitter
Conrad:1st to make a fielding error (non-throwing) on a hit ball to bring in go-ahead run in 9th or later of postseason gm since Buckner

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow.

That’s actually pretty impressive.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Connie. Poor little Connie.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

From xeifrank's thread

 I had a dream last night.

3-2, Giants. You’re welcome.

by GameSix on Oct 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Thought he was banned.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps I should go and ban him again.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

All his running simulations, and now he's resorting to dreams?

The Giants: They Push You To Madness

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/inception’d

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to defend Romo a bit

Yeah, he’s sucked so far. But he’s still the second best pitcher in the bullpen. He’s faced 3 hitters.

Also, Wilson sucked Friday. Posey grounded into a horrible double play. The Giants offense is horrible.

If nothing else, let’s spread the vitriol around, huh?

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I don't mind Casilla

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have patience.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Romo

and I know its irrational, but if he faces a LH batter in a key situation anytime soon, I will have kittens.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 10, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You will have kittens?! But wouldn’t that be a good thing?

Everyone loves kittens!

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by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonder how Lars feels about them

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually quite strong against lefties – look at his splits.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a problem with them using Romo again, but it better be to start an inning with nobody on base.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't agree at all that Wilson sucked

There was a dribbler ground ball error and he gave up a double. That’s it. Then he shut down the 9th.

Romo, on the other hand, hasn’t faced even near the situations that Wilson has faced all year.

Romo had a fantastic season. But that doesn’t mean he is prepared for the level of pressure he is being put under.

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson did not suck

He inherited 2 runs with the pressure to get a 6 out save. UGH!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gave up a double to Alex Gonzalez

He of the 83 OPS+.

Also, it is false that Romo hasn’t faced pressure situations during the season.

There isn’t nearly enough evidence to suggest that Romo can’t handle pressure.

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good grief.

Posey hits into a horrid double play. Where are all the cries that no one wants to see him in the series again? Romo doesn’t need defending, at least not to anyone with a grasp of baseball. An awful lot of people here are embarrassing themselves, whether or not they know it.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

The weird thing

It’s not like Romo is one of those only-decent-enough-to-stay-in-the-majors middle relievers, who are basically only with the team until they blow a big game, at which point the fans turn against them and they get released (see: Miller, Medders, Bautista, etc.). Romo has been fantastic. Good enough to be the closer on most teams. You’d expect a bit more patience.

by Cookyman on Oct 11, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Football

When did football facemasks go from being simple to looking like something the characters in Halo wear?

More guys wearing bad ass mofo facemasks like this:

by Bitter Fan on Oct 10, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

less mouth breathers here. also it’s a 49er game.

by Bitter Fan on Oct 10, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

I have some sympathy for him – he was born in SF, his dad was indisputably the best and most successful coach this team had before Walsh, so I know he REALLY, REALLY wanted to make it work. It just didn’t, partly due to him and partly from things out of his control.

by Bitter Fan on Oct 10, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I’ve had to hide/delete a lot of things in this thread considering it’s supposed to be a celebratory thread.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

how come?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 10, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the highest probable Giants victory in Xeifrank’s simulation thread was the correct final score.

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by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Now the cherry on top:

Moo

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 10, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That is fucking brilliant.

by kaliber on Oct 10, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

si.com

has the feature story of the giants defeating the “beaves”

by Headhunter Rollins on Oct 10, 2010 6:23 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAVEEEEESSSSS

Overplayed memes:
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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 10, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Wally?

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by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave it to SI...

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure they’re joking. And drunk.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conrad’s 3rd error gives Giants 3-2 win vs. Braves

“It was completely embarrassing,” said Conrad, who has made eight errors in the last seven games going back to the regular season. “Once again, I feel like I let everyone down. I wish I could just dig a hole and sleep in it.”

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

in the hole?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 10, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta feel a bit sorry for the guy.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 10, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, definitely.

It’s much sweeter to beat the other team because we made great plays, rather than due to errors. But we’ll taken Ws any way we can get them.

It’s really on Cox – Conrad shouldn’t be playing 2nd base.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially in the late innings w/ a lead

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i do feel sorry for him, however, he’s just gonna have to work harder at being a good fielder. most people would give a nut for the opportunity he has to be a MLB player, so he should be working to make the best of it.

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those who did not listen on the radio:

In the top of the 9th, Jon Miller mentioned that today was 10/10/10, and #10, Travis Ishikawa was coming to the plate.

 “That has to be a sign” Kruk and Kuip chimed in, almost simultaneously.

The rest is history.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I love jon

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by say hey nation on Oct 10, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I could think of was " I surely hope so". Then when it started to happen and I had the biggest crush on Jon Miller.

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by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cracked a smile when Jon said that, then followed it up with
“I’ve got to go with something.”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk said something

like “the stars have aligned” before the AB.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to know what Dirty said to Timmy after while Romo was pitching the 8th.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 10, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I shaved last Saturday night and the Giants won on Sunday and Thursday. The Giants lost on Friday so I shaved last night.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep on shavin’. Three times before tomorrow night, if you can manage it.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Oct 10, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re going thong—shaving is a must.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 11, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed the outcome of that game

and Dirty was awesome. Tomorrow we take the series.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi guys. Just quit the 49ers.

I’ll be pitching for you tomorrow.

by Andy Lee on Oct 10, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Hey but if you could stop kicking line drive punts that out ranges the coverage, we’d appreciate it

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear boss,

U R 5

Sincerely,

killblue

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by DrStankus on Oct 10, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

She wasn't havin' it

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 10, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

I totally won that game with the epic reverse jinx when Freddy Sanchez had two strikes on him in the ninth. “This is over,” I said. There are witnesses.

You’re all welcome.

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by groug on Oct 10, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUG: We are all witnesses.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

by mrs. owlcroft on Oct 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can't believe the Giants won this game.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLWHAT

this game

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 10, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

niners? yeah
reds? yeah

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SF starting pitchers:

21 IP, 31 K 1 ER

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 10, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not going to even count the 1ER. It was essential a single, but thanks to ROMO....

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain and Sanchez don't know how to win

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 10, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should talk to romo about winning

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 10, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the K/BB ratio is around 31/3, right? there was one walk for each pitcher?

that’s damn near 3:1, wow

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL math

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, totally messed up on that math, lol. no idea what i was thinking there, hahaha.

my brain is fried from the game today. talk about emotion swings

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and which Braves manager put Conrad in the game?

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for saying “could.”

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay Classy Atlanta

Conrad screwed up, but someone set up a fake facebook page. Intolerant asses

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 10, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, cuz we’re the ones making suicide jokes. Stay classy McCC.

by schlagdawg on Oct 10, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAVE US, RANDY WINN!

CAN’T YOU SEE THIS THREAD IS TEARING US APART?!!!

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious Cain is Serious

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And smoking hot.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was one person and everyone said something to tell the person that it was wrong.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing

Craig Kimbrel is going to be an insanely good closer someday. Scary

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by CB30 on Oct 10, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

likely

he just needs to get cut down on the walks. starting next year, of course.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll bet PR would absolutely love Wilson if he had no morals and was a Rockie

I call BS on that too.
Being a cocky toad does not equal guts.

He’s a gutless, cocky, badly bearded, wish he could sniff Mariano Rivera’s bullpen overrated punk.

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by SDcat09 on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Bitterness

Also, who cares?

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by CB30 on Oct 10, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even know what this means.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 10, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't either. Is that supposed to be a quote from SDcat?

Anyway, saying Wilson is “more guts than stuff” as Brenly did last night before he came on in an impossible situation is bitterness coming from somewhere. It came out of the blue and seemed to be something he was waiting to say. But it was something Brenly should have kept to himself if he was mistreated by the Giants some time in the past.

by Hatuxka on Oct 10, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I would imagine it’s pretty hard to have more “guts” than a 98 mph fastball and a 11.5 K rate.

by BustaTheRippa on Oct 10, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BB was promised the job by the Giants

and then they reneged on it. Can’t blame him if he feels a tad bitter. But he’s still a good guy.

by mrs. owlcroft on Oct 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were saying that Wilson’s scouting report that says “more guts than stuff” was BS. sorry for not clarifying that

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey SDCAT

Since I know you read these threads, go ahead and fire your mascot before whining about Wilson.

And, overrated? Wilson was the 2nd most valuable reliever this year.

So sad, so sad.

by BustaTheRippa on Oct 10, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how any of this is remotely constructive or necessary.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Says Mr. Crap my pants when Sergio gave up the bomb.

Was that constructive?

by BustaTheRippa on Oct 10, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooh, you got me! I kept all my stuff Giants related and didn’t go to other boards to stir stuff up on this one. And I’m not calling anybody out. You are wrong. Deal with it.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to another board?

Don’t think so.

And btw, SDCAT has made his appearances in this thread.

Maybe It wasn’t worth calling him out, but I DO fin d it comical that a negative nancy like yourself tells anyone what is “constructive” and what isn’t.

Now go run along and cry when the Giants are down 1-0 in the 1st tommorow

by BustaTheRippa on Oct 10, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

*her

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s more comical that you asked—nay, DEMANDED that a fan poster on a Rockies blog should fire a teams mascot. When the hell did the fans become responsible for mascots?

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not true.

I asked that Cat shouldn’t whine about anyone’s “cockiness” until their mascot was fired.

Obviously a fan can’t do that and the way it was written was a mistake.

by BustaTheRippa on Oct 10, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who gives a crap about PR at this point?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

WTF, they are so utterly irrelevant right now.

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by jponry on Oct 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Why did you post this? Why did you go there, and then why did you bring this back here? They don’t even matter anymore.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I have yet to close the box score.

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by say hey nation on Oct 10, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hank Greenberg sucked.

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by groug on Oct 10, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Stay classy, Atlanta.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They must have forgotten those grand slams that got them there

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by CB30 on Oct 10, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

without him and his PH this year, they wouldn’t even make the playoffs! he had 3 walk offs this year, so they can suck it

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 10, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup we just totally forgot! It’s not like this was one dumb fan and every fan base has them (See suicide joke earlier here).

by schlagdawg on Oct 10, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Singular they is the use of the pronoun they (or its inflected forms) when plurality is not required by the context. Singular they indicates indeterminacy regarding gender among other things

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by CB30 on Oct 10, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh noes, my argument was invalidated because of a grammar error!

by schlagdawg on Oct 10, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the “they” as whoever the fuck the creator of that page was and those who “liked” it. Not covering the entire fan base

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 10, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whether singular they is grammatically incorrect is debatable.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sub-thread instantly explodes to 1000+ comments on correct grammar

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s just go with it was grammatically incorrect and leave it at that.

by schlagdawg on Oct 10, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not. Even if you hold that singular they is incorrect (which seems to me excessive, given that English is a living language), it’s a familiar construction and nobody should be unable to parse it.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just explaining that The “they” was aimed only at the creator of the page, not Braves fans as a whole. I didnt use he or she because I didnt know the gender of the person

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by CB30 on Oct 10, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Precisely

Although “he” is the generic second-person singular pronoun, and I think that it should be used in that context for clarity’s sake.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Whether singular they is grammatically incorrect is debatable."

Oh? By whom?

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

On this one point, I kinda agree with you. One person’s thoughts/opinions/behavior should not automatically be used as representative of the whole group. You have a couple jackass fans, we have a couple jackass fans.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, I meant the “they” as the jackass that set up the site, and those that “liked” it. I did not mean the “they” as the entire fan base.

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 10, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that after, no worries, I just meant that as a more general idea. Every fan base has a jack ass or two. In some it’s more common. It’s one thing to say, “look at what all these people are saying!” and another to say “look at this one thing this one person is saying” where no one else is agreeing with them.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fuck.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT

Where did you even find something like that?

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw it trending on twitter…..i saw the link and clicked it

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 10, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

For fuck’s sake, it’s trending on twitter???

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw brooks conrad trending, clicked it and showed half of them being links to that page, i already reported it because, holy shit

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 10, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thinking. I didn’t know you could report stuff like that on twitter, either, so that’s good info for the future.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just reported the page to Facebook, not to twitter because it is a link, but there is a way to do it.

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 10, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll keep that in mind

/Starts policing everyone in my free time

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 hours after the game ended and there have been >10 vandal edits in his wiki page and has to be locked down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Brooks_Conrad&action=history

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brooks Conrad went to Monte Vista HS?

Bay Area kid winning one for the home team?

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL my favorite revision
he like to have gay sex with bobby cocks for playing time

How bitter can one get.

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by joe579 on Oct 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

for some reason that sounds so much like some southern redneck would say

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps because . . .

. . . it is?

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is just straight up mean and stupid. though not expected, given that doing the tomahawk chop basically requires the non-existence of brain cells.

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair to ATL

…the jackasses who started it are from Iowa.

by Bitter Fan on Oct 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point…..Still, if you care so much about a sport that you are willing to go past the point of breaking things and creating it, I think it may be time to start another hobby….just saying

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Oct 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlanta is in the south, yes?

And you are surprised?

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah dude, I’ve got buddies whose grandparents lived in Tanforan for a while before being shipped off to a desert, and they weren’t horses. So I’d hold off on THE SOUTH IS RACIST NOT US LOL.

by Bitter Fan on Oct 11, 2010 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t want to go down this road with me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 11, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

cmon enough

we won. The dude is miserable – I don’t have the heart to laugh at the guy.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 10, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

We should be focusing our schadenfreude on Hinske.

He deserves it.

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by groug on Oct 10, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Conrad is actually a class act.

Hinske is a fat POS who celebrated way too early.

Fuck you Hinske.

by BustaTheRippa on Oct 10, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

im sure Conrad feels shitty enough as it is. i really feel for the guy, its not like he’s trying to let down the team

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

He should have walked slowly round the bases with a funereal demeanor, and sat down after with a poker face. Wouldn’t every other major-leaguer do the same?

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am very glad that we won

But the amount of sympathy I feel for Conrad is enormous. He must feel like such shit. I feel so bad for him.

He seems like a nice guy, too. Remember the first game of the series? He was the one who said that the Braves had no right to complain about a blow call when they couldn’t even hit.

This sucks that we had to win this way. But I’m still glad we won.

by GiantPain on Oct 10, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He said some nice things about Timmy’s stuff as well.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 11, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Dude waits his whole life, sacrifices everything else, works his ass off dreaming of this moment…then PFFFFFFT.

I’m happy as hell for the win but my prayers included Brooks Conrad & family last night.

by younghutch on Oct 11, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also,

Was it just me or did the red uni’s make the Braves look fat?

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by say hey nation on Oct 10, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure we as Giants fans can be making fat jokes.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants fans makes plenty of fat jokes about the Giants.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touché.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo would look like that bomb in Die Hard 3!

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for Hinske

his fat made him look fat

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It made him look . . .

. . . like a fat guy who can hit well.

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by owlcroft on Oct 11, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

It sure makes Bengie look fat.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nedney you ass

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by CB30 on Oct 10, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I've said this before

I honestly don’t think other teams beat the Niners, they just beat themselves.

Oh well, I could care less about the 9ers tonight.

GIANTS FTW

by BustaTheRippa on Oct 10, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo

1-0, 40.50 ERA

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HE SUX!!!??!@!109

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Gameday gave it as 81.00 after the HR

so he bore down and lowered it by the end of the inning

by Hatuxka on Oct 10, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

These stats are confusing!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should give Cain some lessons on how to win

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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overflow thread, please. This is unreadable.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in this line.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would too.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘like that too’… I’m blaming this on the Public House.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

It would be nice to get Halladay to pitch on short rest at least once.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr Stankus, wherever you are, I apoligize for telling you to fuck off on friday, but you going around with personal attacks against me for differences of opinion really are not necessary.

If you’re unhappy with your life, that is your problem, no need to cut down on others. This isn’t high school, being a bully isn’t cool.

Anyhow, sorry for telling ya to fuck off.

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

????

Uh, there’s got to be a more private way of doing this in the future

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah we don’t have PMs, or at least that I am aware of…

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK had enough

Ridiculing Brooks Conrad is too much. He made some errors against the Phillies. Bobby Cox moved him to second, to maybe take some pressure off him and at the same time keep his bat in the lineup. Kind of a desperation move. It turned out badly, he doesn’t belong there. Kuip had it right. Take the win and walk away. Don’t gin up any bad karma leading to him redeeming himself some way (if they leave him in the lineup).

by Hatuxka on Oct 10, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I think most of the comments have been pretty understanding of Conrad. There are a couple people who seem to be deriving pleasure from his horrible day/series, but I think for the most part we all feel pretty sorry for the guy.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel really sorry for him.

I’m pretty pissed at the Giants for playing so shitty that we NEEDED those errors to win. We should have put this game away multiple times, and we couldn’t come through.

by GiantPain on Oct 10, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I’d have preferred a clean game where we won because of timely hitting. And part of me is terrified that this is all being set up so that Conrad can be some kinda of Game 5 hero of Braves lore.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 10, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This exactly.

That’s why I’m not going to feel bad for him until the Giants win this series. (Note: this should not be construed as me saying that the Giants are going to win this series.)

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m deriving pleasure from it in the sense that he basically pulled that win out of jcb9’s ass and handed it to the Giants, but I definitely do feel for the guy. It’s pretty brutal to get thrown into a position you’ve never played and expected to perform, but to have to do it in the playoffs… oh, man. Ouch.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the Giants make the world series than i am going to fly from Brisbane, Australia to San Fran to go to the world series.

by kiwigiantsinoz on Oct 10, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

man i'm in auckland but I dunno if I can make it

good luck to you getting tickets if that’s the case man!

by Lopkop on Oct 10, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like you.

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by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to get a beer from the oven and take my pet orchid for a walk

Please do tell how you think of shit like that? Drugs? Were you dropped as a child?

Hilarious.

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, and

Brooks Conrad had an OPS over .800 this year. He’s, like, a third-string utility player. If I were a Braves fan, I’d like to think I’d be rational enough to realize that he’s doing the best he can out there.

by GiantPain on Oct 10, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Propositioning the ump FTW

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by joe579 on Oct 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

you’re the man. I R 5

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part

is that he appears to be directing his gesture at the ump…who is not amused in the least

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Brooks Conrad,

Provided that the Giants win this series, you are welcome to the city of San Francisco. I’ll even buy you a beer.

Sincerely,

A Giants fan

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 10, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

San Francisco: sanctuary city

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He went to high school at Monte Vista

I am sure he has a place to hide here.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey i used to play water polo tourneys there!

shitty pool.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their girls team is ridiculous though.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monte Vista high in San Diego

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird

Did not know there can be 2 in the same state?

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Monte Vista – Danville, and Monta Vista – Cupertino.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the latter is very commonly misspelled after the former. It’s quite amusing.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t the braves have a Downs/Rohlinger, etc. in the minors that can play 2nd?

I know Conrad has provided some offense but it doesn’t appear he can field ground balls at all. Did he catch any balls hit to him today?

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

In light of not being the TC expert on our minor system,

No.

Infante was basically our infield defensive substitution player (SS, 2nd, 3rd even some 1st), Conrad was our semi-power PH. We have Diory Hernandez up from the minors on the roster now, but he hasn’t hit very well at the major league level in previous stints, so I guess Bobby doesn’t trust him.

That’s why an injury to Prado or Chipper hurt, but an injury to both late in the season is a killer.

I believe we tried to draft a lot of middle infield guys in the draft, but obviously that won’t help us now.

by schlagdawg on Oct 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that really sucks. I for one hand it to the Braves for fighting so hard given all the injuries. We are barely winning these games even with so many of the Braves top players out.

I’d hate to imagine having to play this team at full strength in the playoffs.

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why it was a little hard to root for them to get the WC. Make it to the playoffs and be embarrassed? But hey, at least they got one win.

by schlagdawg on Oct 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than Brooks Conrad, they’ve hardly been embarrassed. These games couldn’t have been much tighter.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I feared they would be embarrassed. It has been a good show for the most part.

by schlagdawg on Oct 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Now the Reds on the other hand…

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pathetic. But I at least figured they would fold. It’s what they did pretty much every time they played against a halfway decent team.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably do, but unfortunately (for them) they can’t make a roster transaction unless they advance to the NLCS.

Also, they didn’t even play him at second until the last game of the season, apparently, so they didn’t know his defense was going to be this bad.

But I do recall him making a play, and Miller/Kruk/Kuip teasing him for the sarcastic cheers he was getting.

by Big Americans on Oct 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

it seems that by the 9th inning he was out there wishing the ball wasn’t hit to him. he is obviously not a good fielder, but it was probably more in the head than anything else at that point. They have Hernandez who can probably play there, but he doesn’t hit much. however, in the 9th inning with a lead, a defensive replacement probably should have been used.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have Diory Hernandez, who's kinda like Manny Burriss

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feel free to come to life at any time, Reds.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

no, we’d rather roll over and play dead.

- Cincinnati Reds

by Bitter Fan on Oct 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Cole Hamels is putting good wood on even Aroldis Chapman’s fastball, you know you’re not going to come out ahead in this one.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure what was said during the game threads about the strike zone (complaints, no doubt)

but that was the widest strike zone I’ve seen since the Eric Gregg/Livan Hernandez game in ’97. the Braves pitchers seemed to benefit from it a lot more until Wilson came in and took advantage, but it was still ridiculous.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Inconsistent on both sides. Heyward has been pretty consistently hosed on strike three calls that are somewhere between on the black and ridiculous.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was that one guy who got rung up on a swing that was clearly checked.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be Conrad

LOLOLOLOLOL

Can he catch a single break?

by garbanzo24 on Oct 10, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, it went right through his legs!

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike zone:

Yeah, it was wide, but I really don’t see what the issue was. I see maybe a couple of strikes in the upper right, but it seems fairly consistent to me.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Heyward strikeout in the 9th was ridiculous.

by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty bad on both sides, but especially bad during key moments when the Giants were on offense.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I felt like both teams equally benefited defensively and suffered offensively, so I never got upset.

by Bred on Albany Hill on Oct 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It got pretty wide when Wilson was pitching too.

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by groug on Oct 10, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That strike zone was weird

I’m not sure whether the outside corner was a strike or a ball

Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Oct 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward got called out on a WIDE strike.

by Unitard on Oct 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

more brooks conrad fielding

dunno if anybody else posted this one yet, but I was looking for interview videos and came up with this:

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9245953

by FPTV on Oct 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s awesome.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Thanks for representing. I’m jealous that you got to see it in person.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

so wreck'd

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just made this green.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and a question: how was the umpiring? The fanas up in my section were indignant all night long, but we were up in the upper deck quite a ways from the plate, so really, you couldn’t tell.

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by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inconsistant zone

But nothing HUGELY objectionable. Some really random strikes that looked a lot like balls, but nothing that big.

by GiantPain on Oct 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it safe to come out?????

The posts became overwhelming during the game and I had to bail. Even my Big Boy desktop was struggling. It appears that many regulars bailed also, maybe cuz of the newbie clog.

Thanks for the report, jcb. I don’t doubt the passion of the Atlanta fans, though some of their practices annoy me. I hope you do the Fanpost once you are back to the relative civilization of your home connection.

I admit that I had fallen into despair. I admit it. But I stood and stayed even after the two bad strikes by Sanchez. Was he just trying to win it by himself? Is there a better lesson here for the Giant hitters (Sr. Uribe, are you listening?) than the Sanchez hit? He shortened and protected and he let the next two hitters contribute. I dread every Mole dinger, for he then thinks himself a dingster, which he’s not.

I’m sure my despair will return on occasion. It’s like an old friend. No, it’s like a frequently dysfunctional relationship of, let’s see, 52 years. I treat it with all the respect it deserves.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a lot of regulars were at the Public House.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I was.

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by jponry on Oct 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a regular madhouse there.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. But not all.

I also wonder if the Public House chatter during the 9th had to do with Timmy pitching tomorrow. I know that’s what I was thinking.

Wish I could have been there.

Thread #3 now approaching 3,000.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

now I'm scared
annoying as the Tomahawk Chop is on tv, it’s a million times worse in person. It really just makes you want to stab all of them in the face.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably why Timmy was so quick to tell the crowd to shut up.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Oct 10, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd rec'd rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The shaking upper deck is the best part of Turner Field. Sorry to hear about the moron.

by schlagdawg on Oct 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

at the game on friday night

5 braves fans near me left the inning after they tied it..they didn’t even get to see their boy ankiel blast one.

by kezargiants on Oct 10, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

As annoying as the Tomahawk Chop is on tv, it’s a million times worse in person. It really just makes you want to stab all of them in the face.

I was there for a game last year in July and it killed me…I can’t even imagine what it sounded like after Hinske’s HR…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 11, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow the 49ers suck

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

In other news, water is wet.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Niners crowd getting VERY ugly at the moment.

I wouldn’t boo Smith, I don’t think that’s the classy move. For all his failings as a QB, I think he studies his ass off and tries hard, he probably just doesn’t have what it takes. I don’t boo guys like that, personally. But I think it’s good that Jed or whoever it is that’s running this ship is seeing that the fans ARE paying attention, and if this same old crap continues, they’re probably going to stop coming to games.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry Brooks =(
On wrapping his brain around the three-error game:

"You really can’t. It’s totally embarrassing. Once again I felt like I let everybody down. I feel terrible. It’s a whole lot to swallow but I’ll try to do my best to get over it. But it’s probably something you’re probably not for a long time, if ever. I feel absolutely terrible right now. I wish I could just dig a hole and go sleep in there. But it’s something you’ve got to get over quick. Hopefully I’ll be able to do that."

On the ninth-inning error:

"Just coming right at me, one-hopper, tracked it the whole way, just trying to keep it in front at least. It just seemed to go right through me. It was a weird feeling. No excuses. It was a terrible overall performance tonight by myself."

On the second-inning pop-up to allow a run:

"I was just going after it. I thought I had great position, just popped out on that one too. No excuses on any of them. It was all absolutely terrible. Just got to get over it."

On if the Buster Posey grounder skidded and he expected to pop up:

"Yeah I might have, but there’s nothing to read into it except I didn’t make the play. Ball like that, you’ve got to have all those plays. It’s getting more ridiculous here on my part. But do the best to turn the page. Try better tomorrow."

On support from his teammates:

"They’ve come up and said some nice things, but bottom line is I’ve got to play better. And I’m a lot better than what I’ve shown out there. That’s why I’m so embarrassed, and I feel like I let a lot of those guys down who have given me so much support this year. So it’s tough, but I’ve got some great teammates here and they’ve said some nice things. But it’s something where I’ve got to get out there and get the job done."

Poor, poor guy.

by GiantPain on Oct 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Brooks Conrad, Mike Quade, Armando Galarraga, Jim Joyce.

Gentlemen all.

Keep your chin up, BC.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with him playing the field tomorrow. Especially if he doesn’t redeem himself.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WILL HUG YOU BROOKSY

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think Neyer’s take at ESPN was pretty good. On the one hand this loss was his fault. On the other hand, it’s not his fault injuries basically forced him into a situation where he is far from a good fit. You have to feel for a guy like that. He’s giving it all he has— you just have to hope that Atlanta fans realize that Brooks Conrad didn’t really cost them this game: injuries to Chipper Jones, Martin Prado, etc. cost them the game.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most do

And then others remember his walkoff slam and him to be awesome in every situation. I really hope we don’t boo him tomorrow…

by schlagdawg on Oct 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love it if:

We win tomorrow (preferably like crazy), but he gets the only Atlanta run (an epic homer would be acceptable under the circumstances). I feel so sorry for him.

by pepperimps on Oct 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This kind of breaks my heart

I shouldn’t feel bad for a ballplayer, especially one on the opposing team, but you know he’s not going to get any sleep tonight, and may not be able to show his face in Atlanta again if they lose this series.

Of course, it’s Bobby Cox’s fault for not bringing in Diory Hernandez in the 9th as a defensive replacement.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

COME TO SF, BROOKS! I’LL BUY YOU CAKE!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

…but not pie.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 11, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson quote in Chris Haft's wrap:
We had 0-2, two outs, base hit up the middle, another hit. I did nothing, actually, tonight. I basically went out and got the final three outs, but the story today is [Jonathan] Sanchez’s performance and the way the team came back right there.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

idk why alex smith is still playing....

at least the raiders were smart enough to know russell just doesnt have it……..

why is smith still playing for the 49ers?

by Wreckonized on Oct 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

because they have no one else.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

just threw a TD

I don’t know what it is about him, but he does seem to play his best when his back is to the wall… 2 minute situations he’s pretty good, desperation drives he’s pretty good. It’s the ordinary stuff that kills him.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex is the most talented of those 3 and the most likely to bring the team back. sometimes, though, his brainfarts lose games, but they’re gonna stick with him no matter what b/c he’s the best they got.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that fumble where he pretty much got tossed backwards and the D line ran it back for the TD is the difference.

once the 49ers stop shooting themselves in the foot, they will be a real hard team to beat. not unlike another SF franchise i follow :)

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brooks Conrad?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the archive of the 9th

I felt so defeated before we even went in. And then Cody popped out, and I was like….

by GiantPain on Oct 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Then the 10’s aligned….

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But walks are cheating!

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Dunston’d

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

A fine AB. And Mole developed a clue from somewhere in order to stroke one up the middle rather than try to tie it.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

That and Freddy’s were 2 damn good at bats

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Oct 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching Freddy's right now

If you told me after those first two swings that it would end up being a “damn good at bat”, I would have probably stabbed you.

by GiantPain on Oct 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh those two hacks Freddy took where fucking terrible too.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Aubrey picked a good time to be useful for the first time this series.

by GiantPain on Oct 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That AB was bizarre.

It was almost as if he decided to just swing for the fucking fences at anything until he got to two strikes, and then he shortened up and went up the middle.

It worked so it’s hard to be critical.

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just embrace the dispair, GP. It’s liberating.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drag race team wins. Giants win. Good Sunday

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Stanford last second win over USC, then Giants pull it out vs Braves

/gobbles assortment of cardiac meds

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, yesterday sucked

Today is a lot better.

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by mymclife on Oct 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol u

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Oct 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between the Giants extra-inning loss the night before, the Sharks’ OT loss, and USC’s last-second loss, yesterday was not a good day for my heart.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
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by mymclife on Oct 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was the USC one that was lol u

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know. I constantly get shit about it on here and twitter.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009

by mymclife on Oct 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, at least we didn’t go for a 2 point conversion this time.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Cinci Post Season

I wish they could have won 1. I still like Dusty. Glad he got that extension.

Makes game 4 so much more important. It would be ideal to have Timmy setup game 1 for NLCS, god willing we make it.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Reds
@sportspickle SportsPickle
Sorry, Reds fans. If it makes you feel any better, Pete Rose won $217,000 on the series.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

anyone watching the new simpson episode? sorta a “saber stats” mocking thing. lisa uses stats to predict where every ball will be hit. it’s awesome

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

so awesome. the simpsons can make fun of anything without actually offending said things they mock

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I finally got home from the Public House (goddamn Caltrain.)

What a great time. And what an epic comeback.

Should I make an overflow party-time thread?

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by jponry on Oct 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

We’re well over a grand here.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Oct 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took me 3 hours yesterday to get from the wharf to home.

I was stuck for 30 minutes on Lombard Street in the Marina on a Saturday evening.

So many skanky hos i did not believe.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What were they trying to tell you?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you crawling?

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Phillies celebration just looks completely lame.

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Oct 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

They are, as we always ask of wide receivers, acting like they’ve been here before.

Because they have.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ve been there. done that.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it is only the division series. You don’t get a pennant or a trophy for advancing.

Oh, yay, we and the Braves fans are all enduring anguish and sorrow for the “honor” of a probable humiliation at the hands of the Brotherly Lovers.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Can we get a gif of Tim’s 5 foot vertical leap after Huff’s single?

by GiantPain on Oct 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

look up

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Oct 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s already been done up thread.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

overflow thread

i almost wrote ‘overthrow thread’

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/10/10/1743199/overflow-party-time-thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy said that Grant starts tomorrow. Same lineup?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

yes!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Oct 10, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was fun while it lasted. MLB.com has now censored Timmy’s exuberant “F**k yeah! Shut up!” outburst after Huff’s single.

..:Fear The Fin:..

by OtherKid on Oct 10, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t get to see the early innings (and the first Conrad flub), but by the end I was reminded of this game. Remember that one? I do. It’s the same game Randy Johnson struck out of John Kruk on three straight outside fastballs after RJ threw the first pitch to the backstop, nearly killing Kruk of fright. Never seen a grown man bail on a pitch like that – it was beautiful.

But that’s not why I remember it. No, I remember it because of two things. One, Barry Bonds was almost the only thing going for the NL that night, smashing two doubles in his first All-Star game as a Giant. The second was the bottom of the sixth.

The game was already lost at that point, and they had to fit in all the Braves players that got shoved down our throats onto the roster. Blauser was at short, and Steve Avery (remember him?) started the inning pitching. It started OK with two quick walks, and then Blauser booted an easy grounder to SS that would’ve ended the inning. Avery got into trouble then, and gave up a walk and then a double to Devon White. So they brought in Smoltz to right the ship (in a game that was already bad for the NL, and was quickly getting ridiculous). Avery had let the AL stretch the lead to 3 when Smoltz decided to pitch in on the effort. He uncorked not one, but two wild pitches, each allowing a run to score, before finally ending the inning.

The crowd in the newly built Camden Yards had already seen David Justice (another Brave) muff a play in right while Giants’ pitcher John Burkett was on the mound, and was obviously really enjoying the utter train wreck that the Braves had single-handedly created. They proceeded to do a most delicious mockery of the Tomahawk chop. It’s the only time I’ve ever smiled hearing that thing sung.

Until tonight, it was my favorite Braves memory.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 10, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I called to schedule a vasectomy

It would be cruel to bring anymore Giant’s fans into the world. 3 is enough.

Chris Ray is not Bengie Molina.

by The Thrill on Oct 10, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Angel fan again

And might I say, fuck yes! Hinkse’s premature celebration was amplified about 100 fold by all my loser Dodger friends running around like a bunch of jackasses. Watching the Giants come back and the look on their face made this whole post season for me. God, I’m elated. The pain in the face of the Dodger fans is just too good. Thank you, Frisco and here’s to the NLCS.

Red Hudler > Rodger Lodge

by Teixeira Who? on Oct 11, 2010 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Yahoo says Phillies will "shame" us

Yahoo “expert” says:

The Phillies can do that. They’ll almost certainly shame their next opponent, be it the San Francisco Giants or Atlanta Braves, teams that already have embarrassed themselves while getting into the playoffs and engaging in an entertaining if gaffe-filled division series.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 11, 2010 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t understand how we “embarrassed ourselves while getting into the playoffs”. But I’m not an “expert” at Yahoo.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 11, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

What? The Giants have played pretty solid overall.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Oct 11, 2010 6:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Historic pitching performances are shameful!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 11, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

In my 19 years watching baseball, I have never been so completely sure of a loss after Freddie swung wildly at those 2 awful fastballs

I was 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 % sure Freddie was going to make the final out.

And then everything changed.

by The Franchise on Oct 11, 2010 12:39 AM PDT reply actions  

And we will not beat the Phillies or the Yankees/Rays/Rangers without Sergio Romo. We need him to regain his confidence and remember that he dominated everyone during the season (outside of that little streak starting with Manny’s homer) ((Was that even this season?!? Jesus Christ seems like a lifetime ago))

by The Franchise on Oct 11, 2010 12:41 AM PDT reply actions  

I was also hyperventilating while driving to work right after the game ended. My hearing was muffled and everything seemed to be moving soooooo sloooooowly.

by The Franchise on Oct 11, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

This might have been the longest weekend with travelling, personal problems, school-related stress and panicking, and fucking Giants torture.

Thank God they won today or I might have gone legally insane. Just wow. Just wow.

LOOOOOL Brooks Conrad.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 11, 2010 1:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Watching replay on MLB Network

Bottom of the 8th. Alex Gonzalez just singled. I wonder what’s going to happen now. OMG, omg.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 11, 2010 1:34 AM PDT reply actions  

People here were getting on Hinske for celebrating early

Reading Baggs’ blog reminded me of J.T. Snow doing the same thing in 2000 when he homered in the 9th off of Benitez. Premature celebration.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 11, 2010 1:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I already hate the Phillies!

If we go on to beat the Braves, the least we can do for them is to beat the crap out of the Phillies. Their fans seem even more insufferable than Dodger fans.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 11, 2010 2:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Umpossible.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 11, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Un*

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Oct 11, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally!

I watched the end just to complete the torture – then I was doing this:

by pjb926 on Oct 11, 2010 5:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Get 'er done

Buster hits his speed dial.
AN — Hey Buster, how’s it going?
B — Great Agent Ned. There’s an infielder you need on your team.
AN — Yeah?
B — Name’s Conrad. He’s on the Braves but I think you can grab him.
AN — I want Conrad?
B — Yes. Repeat after me. “I will get Conrad.”
AN — I will get Conrad.
B — Good work Agent Ned. I’ll be in touch.

by NearestNorwich on Oct 11, 2010 6:55 AM PDT reply actions  

I want Bochy fired now...

You can blame Romo for coughing up the HR because he indeed throw the pitch, but he NEVER should have been in in the first place. You have a PH in Glaus (who is NOTORIOUS for striking out) vs. Jonathan Sanchez (who has already proven to 11 batters [both RH and LH] that he will make them whiff). WTF was Bochy thinking? I want that ass hole fired. He has been dreadfully awful all year (except the Mattingly game) and I think the Giants have gotten this far in SPITE of him. Not because of him.

I've got 99 problems and the Boch is one

by milesntrane on Oct 11, 2010 8:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Actually the cost of getting rid of Zito makes sense. It will take a club that believes he can still pitch. I don’t know if there is a club that thinks so. Zito comes in over 18M next year. Pay 15M and ask for a minor leaguer in return. Pocket the 3M and use for the young pitchers.

I don’t see any reason for keeping this rally killer on the team. Eric Hacker is ready in Fresno and while he is still young, he will give us more than Zito.

Same type of deal should be worked with rowand. There are younger, better players ready to take his position on the roster. Eat some money and hope to get a young kid in return.

by Longtimewaiting on Oct 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

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