Open Beatlanta Thread III
It would be a good idea for the Giants to score more runs and to prevent the Braves from scoring runs.
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SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS GIANTS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It makes me giggle how floppy those foam tomahawks are.
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too much whiskey.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Well we can counter with FLAPPY!
/Lights DeRosa signal
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I Like Mike Fontenot
He’s scrappy and not David Eckstein.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
Scrappy is a baseball term for "not good at baseball"
Please do not use it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Scrappy=grit
grit=hustle
what is it you don’t understand :p
(I suppose my post would’ve made more sense in the context of the end of the last thread)
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
These 1-0 games are brutal
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Me too
But this game is still brutal.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
yuck, even if we advance, roy-roy camel is going to pitch 4 CGSO in a row against us
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Burrell is already out of the game
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Cause we definitely won't need any more runs
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I guess he gets three AB’s, pro forma.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't understand the quick hook for Pat
It’s not like it’s worth losing his bat for the marginal improvement in fielding
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
The Hobbiton Browns?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep it up, Guapo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
A vast conspiracy of good plays . . .
have kept the Giants from being lucky, with some exception.
(Stand by for further insights.)
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t know if I should thank the Cubs for sucking this year and trading Fontenot to the Giants or curse them for trading Derrek Lee to the Braves
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
Well, the Giants probably aren’t in the playoffs without their help beating the Padres so I’ll give them a pass on the Lee trade.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear that if you score more runs than the other team, they add a 1 to the W column for you. You don’t have to do anything else! Really!
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
Hmm Nate sighting?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Bochy knows we wont score again,
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
GIANTS HAVE BEEN TO BAT 6 TIMES
THAT IS THE MAGICAL NUMBER WHERE BURRELL WILL REVERT TO A PUMPKIN UNLESS HE IS REMOVED FROM THE PLAYING FIELD.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
....
Removing Burrell probably not a good idea just yet.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not today Ankiel
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Attaboy, Nate
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t know if I’m too comfortable with the defensive replacement with only a one run lead.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Nate in game
Fly ball right too him. Oh yea, stand in the 1 square foot of sun. LOL. Great play.
It's better to be lucky than good.
And the attack of the amorphous zone continues.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ver-douche-y with a story that nobody gives a fuck about
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
That wasn't a strike?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
WHAT THE FUCK UMP
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
hit
crap
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I totally didn’t realize that Sanchez had a no-hitter going.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Damn
Figures the pitcher would break the no-no
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Stay calm, Jonathan
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
Also
LOL defensive replacement
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
FUCK YOU UMP
FUCK
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Crap
Well, that was fun while it lasted. Guess the umps decided only Roy Halladay gets to throw a no-hitter?
Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.
zomg I have to kill every Atlanta fan doing that
I have to do it now.
Fucking asshole rednecks
CHOP THIS.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Been waiting to use this image

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Get your groundball
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Nice play, Buster
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
Sanchez needs to squeeze out of this.
but I think it is to our advantage if Hudson stays on the basepaths for 10 minutes.
It's better to be lucky than good.
.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We gon' find you
We gon’ find you
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
You don’t have to come and confess
We’re looking for you
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
D. Stockton . . .
had Posey flubbing the ball in right field . . . unless I heard very wrongly.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
the ump has been mostly good
but when he has been bad, it’s mostly been to Sanchez’s detriment
Not surprised.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for obvious accuracy
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Man, Dirty.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
9 Ks for SanCHEZ
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
Reposted because I missed the new thread.
LOL dumbass Braves fan!
He’s holding a sign that says
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
[X] Jason Heyward
is The Real Deal!
[_] Buster Posey
Is A Poser!
Vote For J-Hey!
Good timing on that campaign, buddy.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Agreed.
Buster Chokesy is better.
Jason K-ward, also perfect.
by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know its SSS but I have not been impressed with him
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Is it wrong to hope his 2011 is like Panda's 2010?
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
shift-A
Came back from lunch, sat down, and within two batters the no-hitter was over.
SORRY GAYS.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Nom Nomm Nom




Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
I've been scared for a while
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FINISH HIM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It Hungers....
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Krukow:
I still think the Giants 21 year old has more power than Heyward. Bumgarner
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
This is one of the reasons to listen to the KNBR feed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
lol Heyward.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
Wow.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
/Rookie of another year
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
They keep trying to get one for Volquez.
Why not him too?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
OH FOR ELEVEN, SIX STRIKEOUTS
SECOND-BEST ROY AT BEST!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
If they had the voting now...
Heyward might come in third.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Jose Guillen has just as many hits in the NLDS as Jason Heyward
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
I am gonna rec this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Heyward seems like a decent guy
but it’s satisfying watching him suck
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
Nom Nomm Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
IT HUNGERS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Breakfast is still moving. KILL IT!!!
by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That inning went perfectly really
No pressure for no hitter. Hudson stood out there. No break for him after a rough inning. We have a chance to break him this inning.
It's better to be lucky than good.
STFD ROY #2
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
35 Ks in less than 3 games.
Damn.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
can we score some runs for this guy please?
he’s pitching another gem
Mrs. Merkin just hung K #11 on the wall here at the Public House
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
maybe they counted Hudson.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Serious.
This is getting insane.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes!!!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
I can't help but feel like Heyward is setting us up
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
D'AWWWWWW
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Subect lined. That’s just gross.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Okay this is getting weird now
which is why I like it
Ewewewwewew…. WTF!
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I normally Kung Pao Kitty after it's been cooked.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, no!
Woah. What? No
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Give Heyward the ROY trophie
Give Halladay the Cy trophie.
Buster and Timmy only want 1 trophie. The one with the flags.
It's better to be lucky than good.
Would you mind if I put this on a sign and brought to a future [knock on wood] playoff game?
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
# of hits by Barry Zito = # of hits by Jason Heyward
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I just can't get used to . . .
the flat announcers. To Stockton, all Giant accomplishments (K, DP, etc) are routine pop ups.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
Gus Johnson needs to start calling baseball games.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Thank you!
That is awesome!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
KNBR feed my friend
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
How is hudson still in the game after those first two innings?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
89 pitches.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We should start an erruh drinking game.
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
With the braves defense we'd all die of alcohol poisoning
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This should be a drinking game
Everytime Stockton says ERRAH
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
i hope there are no more errors.
just so stockon will not stop fucking saying errah
Really?
With Brooks Conrad out there, you want to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't swing at that
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
we could also give hudson some credit...
he’s pretty good
LOL SWING FOR THE FENCES
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How in the world did Sanchez hit a triple?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
SanCHEZZ trying to go yard
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL
Jonathan looks so bad at the plate
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
RallyRueter

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Isn't that how he normally looks?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
This!
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
SanCHEZZ AB > Cody Ross AB
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Wow
more of a battle then I thought it would be.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice try
Hudson
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Sanchez with the best AB of the day
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
AMORPHOUS DOUGHNUT STRIKE ZONE!
I CHOOSE YOU!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Come out of your shoes, Andres
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
I remember this thing that players do with their bats sometimes.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
o.O
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
How this douchebag umpire keeps his job is the mystery of the fucking ages.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
Why does torres use a 37 ounce bat? Is it like bowling where he heavier the better?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Guy must have extremely strong forearms
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Quit begging
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
Hudson meltdown
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
WAAAAAAAH HUDSON
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Atlanta is whining like a buncha little bitches
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL Baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
J. Sanchez is just the 2nd Giant to strike out 10 in a postseason game. The other: Hall of Famer Carl Hubbell in Game 1, 1933 World Series.
Memory of a goldfish apparently.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
SF Giants Twitter came out with the correct stat.
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it pisses me off when the Braves whining works
that was bal four
I think Brandon Phillips had the wrong team as the whiny bitches
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George Santayana
Hey Hudson
STFU and pitch
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WALK WITH ME TORRES!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Great PA from Andres!
Very nice!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Cheat
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I love you so much, The Giant.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Man, there are some fugly women in Piglanta
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
This is a huge understatement
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hudson is tired.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
AnBBres!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
Someone needs to rewind the DVR and capture the shot of the women getting hit in the head with the tomahawk…the look on her face was priceless
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I caught that. It was great.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a hit SanCHEZ
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, Freddy, do something good in this series for a change.
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The Forbidden Result!
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i know, just making fun of the announcer.
by GrabbingSomePine on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD.
Dude.
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PITCH THE FUCKING BALL, YOU WIMPY LITTLE FUCK!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I'd love to see that bitch Hudson throw one away to first
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
Wait
That was the first pitch to Sanchez?
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
Are the Braves warming anyone, or is Hudson just freaking out?
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
They have 2 guys up
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They had 3 pitchers throwing earlier.
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Damn
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
FUUUUUUCK
I had hope there.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Dang it
So close.
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
OOOOOOOOOOH
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
Sounded like a broken bat...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
So close I could taste it ffffffffffffffff
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Kuip’s such a tease!
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… OR MAYBE FAIR!…and it’s well foul.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Boom goes the dynamite.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You must learn to use you powers for Good.
And you are doing well so far.
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Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Dead red*
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This would be the best game ever if you really love watching Hudson throw to 1st.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
VROOOMMMMMM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
THE GIANT!
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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFF!
VROOOM!
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STEAL!
missed hit and run though.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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LOL BRAVES
PICK THAT OFF MOTHERFUCKERS
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
VROOOOOOMMMM...
Now it’s up to the MOLE
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
HAHA
All that attention and it didn’t matter.
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
YEA TAKE THAT HUDSON!!!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
McCann ain't ain't havin' it.
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Now get him in!
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
Man, that was close
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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
BAH MOLE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Blerg
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Oof.
WAY outside.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, that play was closer then it looked. Way to end that drama, Mole.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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FUCK MOLE...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Ooff
That was a bad swing
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OH geez.
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
WOW
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
Doesn't have Molina
extendo arms
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Yes, Fred, that was EXACTLY what you needed to do there.
Fucking troglodyte.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
He is a Brave aint he?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Not so much.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not Hudson
It’s a frachise strategy. Working the umps works.
That’s the sad thing. Umps should be more professional.
current zone counts
Out-of-zone strikes: ATL 4 SF 2
In-zone balls: SF 5 ATL 2
Net win: ATL +5
Whining works.
Bad Cody and Freddy
Don’t help Hudson out. He doesn’t need it.
The baseball Satanist
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
I’ve been trying to tell the Giants, they’re not going to win this game 1-0.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Cruise control they got a run sheesh.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
damn it freddy
our hitting has gotten worse and worse all year- at point you have to look at the batting coach, bam-bam
by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL wrong.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
No stop blaming the coach. He can tell the guys all they want but if they abandon a plan and just hack it’s not on him its on the players.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
so the coaches have no influence on a team?
by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
what would better reasoning be for our hitting falling off the table if it’s not the coaches not doing a good enough job?
by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Titans lead Cowboys 20-17 at the end of the third quarter.
LOL Cowboys!
OK, back to baseball.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
I see them going 4-0 early to start the season. 99% sure.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
If they won out from that point on, could they still make the playoffs?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
With their crummy division and having a 12-4 record if they won the rest of the games
Then yes they would make the playoffs. But no, they won’t be winning from this point on.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
No, not from this point on. If they didn’t win until 11/7, and won out from there, could they make it? Would that be 8-8? 7-9?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
In that case...
it’s surprisingly still possible IMO. Their division is seriously the weakest in the league. The Cardinals got into the 2007 playoffs with a 8-8 season.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
The padres are LOL'ing at home
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
I think the Padres would feel more comfortable their bullpen was outstanding.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
And I've been hating it all year.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Eck looks like he needs a drink...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Appropriate (from Cubs fans, I guess)

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
lol@added artifacts
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LMAO
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by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL and rec'd
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
As of the end of this season, it's Cubs Hitting 102, actually.
And I’ll bet they hit 103 next year.
Sorry, Cubs.
Thanks for losing three of four to us and only one of four to the Padres, though!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I just checked the Games of the Year store on iTunes
They never added the Giants NL West clincher, but they’ve already got a few playoff games on there. Fail. I really wanted to buy it
LOL John Denver...
Could they be any more hillbilly-ish?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Didn't he write "Leaving on a small plane"?
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It's called an inbox
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Sanchez joins Carl Hubbell for most strikeouts in a playoff game by a Giants lefty.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
every time you post something i look at your avatar and read your post in kermits voice.
just thought u should know that
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
It’s not Kermit, it’s Tardy Turtle from “Greg the Bunny.”
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
would it matter if i told you i still read the post in kermits voice?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not easy being orange and black.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank god . . .
I’m a clueless asshole.
/looks around for tomahawk/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
Let's Go Giants!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
“I’m impressed they know all the words to that song”
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
NO MERCY!!!
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
What are these assholes whining about
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FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The acoustics there make every contact sound like a broken bat
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
In the zone
Fuck
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
Our love is all of God's money.
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Feed it...
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Dammit Sanchez
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Strikes come on Jonny
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!

to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
LOL FLOPPY 'OCK
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s why I love this site – ask and I shall receive! Gracias!!!
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So hypnotic
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THOW THE SPLIT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Peaches and gravy!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
IT GOES TO ELEVEN!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
STFFFFFD
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
Nom Nomm Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
This whole SanCHEZZ thing is beginning to really irritate me
Just pick a pronunciation and stick with it, DICK
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Wow
Perfect first pitch
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
Very proud of sanchez today but he has got to be tired. Hope the pen is ready for redemption.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
COREY HART THROWS A MEAN SPLIT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
Third slider in the at-bat, suck on that
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck
That was fucking close, blue.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Better than the first strike.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Where did that miss?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Damn, that was a nice pitch
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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
WHERE WAS THAT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Holy shit. How do you take that McCann?
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
OK WTF
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
WTF blue?!?!?
Use your good eye
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Uhhhh
That was strike 3. Gameday says so.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This aggression will not stand man.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
That's what you call a home field non-strike call.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
It Hungers...
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
BALTIC CHORALES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Samoyed chants.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Anatomically challenged
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Casilla sighting
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Casilla up in the pen.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jonathan Sanchez simulator:
Step 1: Two Beautiful Called Strikes
Step 2: Three Near Wild Pitches To Fill The Count
Step 3: Flip a coin, Heads is a Strike out, Tails flip again.
Step 4: Heads: Fly ball, out, Tails: Walk, If the coin hits something on the way down and falls where you can’t see it: In Play(runs)
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Step 5: Profit!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This might be the wrong game for this post
He’s been dominant.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
HMM
I didn’t look at it that way.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
This ump sure has screwed over the Giants in this series.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Ugh
This AB should be over already.
FINISH HIM AGAIN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Please please finish him
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Those tomahawks look awfully dirty....
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
for me it did.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
TBS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
That will do
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Whoa
My TBS froze up there and all I heard was audio. Yay out.
picture froze on that one...
thought they were just standing there…
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
did it just freexe for you guys?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
1 PITCH OUT!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Beautiful!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WTAWTAM is standing.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Beautiful Dirt
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Attaboy, Grant
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Thanks for the 1 pitch out there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
San-CHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
SAN CHEEEEEZ
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
Mmmmmm, Sanchy.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
Yay Sanchez
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I'm just happy people east of Nebraska now know who J Sanchez izzzz.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
yes
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
IDK he wasn’t locating well getting into deep counts. He’ll be on a very short leash.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
On the flip side, he was also coming up with big 3-2 pitches repeatedly.
I’d start him but have Romo and Lopez warm.
Yes, though D. Stockton might tell us that he’s done at any moment.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
TBS, along with all things begun in Atlanta, is a fucking joke
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
Sorrry its just too funny

to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
They should make this .gif into a feature film. Awesome.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The Choppee . . .
is clearly a Marlin fan. Deserves it.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone put Zito in this.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Something metaphorical about this.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN CURVEBALL
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOO SANCHEZ!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
100
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitch count?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
like 100ish
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit.
Venters
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wish granted!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
They Giants will oblige
Cal Football: Embrace the Horror
by Thoroughbred on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Three superb, fantastic, excellent starts in three playoff games
INSURANCE RUNS, GIANTS HITTERS
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Balls hot outside today
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
Gotta hit Gotta hit Gotta hit the damn pelota.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
This is why Bork should've left Pat the Bat in the game...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Dear San Francisco Giants Baseball Club,
Please have one or more members of your batting lineup safely circumnavigate the base paths, thus increasing your chances of triumph in the sporting contest of baseball.
by QuakeFan on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
GEORGE WASHINGTON DEFEATED THE BRITISH WHILE DRIVING A DODGE CHARGER.
/history
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ben Franklin rolled with the Challenger.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
lol huff
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
Huff bunting classic
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Insurance runs, please
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
WOW A HIT
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
Huff!
Yes, shorter swings, please.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
ATTABOY, HUFF!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Conrad range
= falldown
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Aubrey!
Finally!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ric Bucher
Sorry if this is too much queso, but just heard from the other room, 1st time ever, 2 little voices chant, “Let’s go, Gi-ants, Let’s go!”
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Too much cheese?
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
HUFF!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
Lets take this thing for a ride!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
HUFF
HITS IT TO CONRAD!
Another leadoff hitter to strand?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No fair
/picks on Conrad
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
WOO FINALLY
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
HUFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
Conrad's Nads.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Why does Buster take those pitches?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
He was waiting for the non-strike, obviously.
by Monkeyking42 on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He thonged it!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Buster leads all hitters in hits
GUESS WHO IS TIED FOR LAST!?
Come on, Gerald
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
Shit
Buster never had a chance
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Is it true that our SP has not given up a run this series? I believe the one run given up was an unearned run.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Are you trying to start trouble?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Shhhhhhhhhh
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
0 earned.
Cain have one score on him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was ugly, Buster
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Darn Buster :(
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Fuck Venters is good.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That last fastball moved like a Romo slider.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Be great, Nate!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks for listening, buddy!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate, hit a flare in the area of Conrad.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Or a flare to right field is cool too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
...
yes. What did I say?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nah, that cannot be true.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Padre'd!!
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate is Great!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
NATE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
BLOOP!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
JUGGERNATE!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
slapp’d
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
I was just about to type that Nate had no chance against Venters
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
NOT BURRELL
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
The giants bullpen is good because it's hot. The braves bullpen is good because it's good.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
NATE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
OOOOOOO?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
Represent the East Bay bitch!!!!!
by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Who was that handsome older gentleman with the bloop single?
I like the cut of his jib!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Piglanta fans trying to do wave
FAIL
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Nate the Great
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
REdemtpion
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
lets get jazzy
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
You can have your Stanton adonis.
WE HAVE NATE THE OLYPMPIAN!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
uribe…
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
Christ!
Don’t swing at that, Juan!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
URIBE HACK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hack, hack, hack
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
OMG URIBE
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
UGH FUCK URIBE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
JUGGERNATE!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
GET A HIT HERE KID
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
Great strike zone judgment there, Juan...
Is that Panda?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Uribe takes a strike
learns that all pitches are strikes
Swings at ball in dirt
by Viva Jon Miller on Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
LOL!
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
All dark brown husky guys look the same to you?
RACIST.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
At least he didn’t swing at that one (take ’em where you can get ’em)
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
The money lies with the RBI
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Sounds like a Padres game
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Please Uribe
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Uribe fighting
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Juan
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking HACK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
YOU SHOULD NOT SWING AT THAT!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Damn
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
God damn you, Juan
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
WHAT THGE FUCK, JUAN!??!?!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Stop swinging at crap fuck.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
DAMMIT URIBE STOP SWINGING AT BALLS IN THE DIRT
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
well, it was a seven pitch AB at least…
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
Bluh
Uribe approaching Feliz levels of aggravating
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Don't even go there man.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
But it’s this same approach that gets all those awesome homers.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Yeah I know.
It’s still so aggravating when he doesn’t produce though.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
UGH
That was so terrible.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Hackin'
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
I'll bet jcb is doing "the wave" with the Atlanta fans
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
cmon font
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
It's filthy
but it still seems like you should be able to lay off a pitch that bounces in front of the plate
OMG ITS UP TO GRANT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Johnny Venters
sounds like a hot-rodding rockabilly rebel in town to stir things up and rescue the mayor’s daughter from a lifetime of suburbia.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
He’s gonna show them the power of dance.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
COME ON MINI GRANT!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Simply Grant would suffice.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL wide stance...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
He is due for a wild pitch
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
Before
It seemed like the Giants would take turns being the hero. Now it seems like they are taking turns being the rally killer.
Uribe swings at that pitch
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Nice take
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I like how Fontenot didn’t swing at that slider in the dirt.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
McCain looks like Turtle from Entourage.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
DONT
FINISH HIM, PLEASE
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Grant needs to go oppo
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Even running
Can huff score on a soft single?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Vrrroooom
best athlete
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Dude hits inside the park HR’s
Yes.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I like having a designated little guy.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
LOL Jon Miller
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
A walk would be superb
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
dont swing at a SLIDER IN THE DIRT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
checkcheckcheckcheckcheckcheckcheckitycheckcheckcheck
whew
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Dammit Grant
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Rat farts.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was filthy
If only he could have laid off one more.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
At least that one didn't bounce up there
Good AB by Fontenot…not so much by Uribe
bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Us.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
BAH!!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
well fuck
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit Grant
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
WEIRD HE THREW A SLIDER IN THE DIRT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
Two hits
no runs.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
Once they have men on base, everyone wants to be the hero through a hit.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
True.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Most players will want to get a hit when there are men on base.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You’re a calmer man than I, JC.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That slider is nasty
It moves so far. It is up there with Sanchez and Randy Johnson’s.
It's better to be lucky than good.
tor fucking ture
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Yeah I would be ok with seeing Casilla here.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wouldn't mind if he pitched this inning
But Wilson in the 9th.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
So many chances
This one has a high pain potential
/grabs the Tylenol
This series is going to tbe the death of me.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What do we expect? Fontenot has brutal splits. I wish there was someone we could have put in as a pinch hitter.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
That was a good at bat.
When a guy throws 95 and it’s a 3-2 you have to look fastball.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
kay I'll bite
why are we calling Fontenot Grant?
Dude looks like Grant.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
U. S.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The Overlord
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, shit, Grant better not see this.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Not hard to spot the newbs.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks like Grant
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I feel REALLY uneasy.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
Funny how fast one goes from a 1.000 BA to .250
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Double switch
with Renteria?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I'd be slightly less of a wreck if I were listening to Kruk and Kuip.
Might have to get the radio out.
+100000000
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate this guy.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
89 MPH?
UH OH
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Yep. Probably his last inning.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Someone hold me
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Pause, Sir!!!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Loud strike call is loud
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
If you are nervous imagine how sanchez feels. One mistake and his night is over.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Fuck sticks
I hate that guy
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Shoot I'm nervous.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Casilla please.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Or Romo
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he choked so bad the other day.
I’m not sure I can trust him with a 1-0 lead at this point…
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
...
and then there is that opinion.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I've got no options other than to
sit in torture and pray.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
FUCK HIM
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Man, Stockton was really excited about that single
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I did before it was cool.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
It’s now cool to respect what an asshole he is.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet mother of mystery.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
FUCK
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Why would you throw him that on an 1-2?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Seriously
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
It's pretty ridiculous
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
0-2 base hit, oops
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
no sir. i don't like this.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Yeah
You put good pitchers into situations like this.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL Conrad
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Yes!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
THANK YOU!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL CONRAD
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
Conrad is the best
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOLConrad!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pablo would never have caught that!!!
by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Not with that attitude.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Get your groundball. get back in the dugout
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
Mini Grant to teh rescue!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL Brooks
my favorite Brave
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL CONRAD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
Worst player in the series. Thank you thank you thank you
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY GOD YES
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Oh fuck, Glaus
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I would take dirty out. I am saying that before the fact.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
I have a feeling they will find a warm body to repace Conrad for tomorrows game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Glaus to 3rd, Infante to 2nd I'd assume
Glaus is just as bad at 3B, so I’d be cool with that.
Oh, Troy Glaus
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
Everyones favorite
douchebag.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
/stands for Sanchez
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Good call Bochy.
Great game Jonathan! Magnificent!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand here comes the hook.
Smoke ’em if you got ’em.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
This!
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow... Ankiel is out of the game
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
not sure I understand that move… who takes over for him in the OF? Melky?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not nervous. It’s not like Glaus has ever done anything against the Giants.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
My stomach is queasy.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
Standing-O by me... alone... in my house.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
/stands and applauds for Jonathan
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Dear Jonathan Sanchez,
Great game.
Thank you for not giving the Braves fans many opportunities to do the Tomahawk Chop.
Sincerely,
all of humanity
by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
please no more 8th inning weirdness
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Lets do this Romo
Brush off yesterday.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Still feels like yesterday.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And Buster...
but no one else, really.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Torres has been okay
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Too bad nobody else but Buster Posey has, so far
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Oh, ERic Hinske!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
Hinske coming out
Instead of Glaus
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Deserves got nothing to do with it /Eastwood.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Romo is the second best pitcher in the Giants pen
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
not in the playoffs, he’s not.
i fucking called it
by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
yes he is. after i saw that friday, i didnt want him in there today.
but bork, “players manager” had to use him
by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Cox seriously burn Glaus for that?
Holy shit. Overmanaging much?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
What if goes to extras?
He announced Glaus, then, as soon as Sanchez came out, announced Hinske. So Glaus is gone.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
*it
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Was Glaus actually announced?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY SERGIO!
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Please Romo please
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Good job Sanchez.
Now let’s go Giants!
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
ROMOSEXUALS STEP UP!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
Pops out of the closet
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Ready for action, Sir!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
FABULOUS
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
yo
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Here
But I’m nervous
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Get your groundball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
I’m abjectly terrified right now.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
did they burn glaus????
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
yes
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Jonathan’s eyebrows are magnificent.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Understatement of the year
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
ROMO TIME
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
0-2 don't throw a strike
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Backfoot slider please.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm nervous
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Double play would be awesome.
But just don’t elevate anything.
I CANNOT WATCH!!!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
FINISH HIM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FINISH HIM!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Fuck
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
Wow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
oh are you fucking serious
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Giants baseball, torture!
i quit
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
only to preserve sanity.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Oh.
My.
God.
This is unreal.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Bullpen
fail
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
WHERE THE ROMOSEXUALS AT?!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I officially hate the 8th Inning the most.
Oh yea Sanchez says Thank You…NOT!
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
WHERE THE FUCK WAS LOPEZ
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
IT IS MINDBOGGLING THAT HE DID NOT USE LOPEZ
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
lol giants
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I give up… what more can you do?
Great game Jonathan. Sorry.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
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Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
NOOOOOOO OFUCK FUCK NO
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Please don’t turn out to be Felix Hernandez, Sergio Romo.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ME! I’m drunk.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
you just reminded me: time to start in on that bottle of Scotch
by Murray, Present on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY BULLPEN WHY
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
I died a little.
Romo won’t be the setup guy for a while now.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
after the other night, i didnt want Romo in there either
by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Just like 2000
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
God I'm sorry Jonathan
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Seriously
The bullpen has picked a terrible time to do this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Oh and go fuck yourself Hinske.
Piece of shit.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Sanchez looks so pissed.
Bullpen —> Screwed over Cain and Sanchez.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
and the offense
they could have easily had more runs
Nice catch, Ross
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
I said it yestersday and was chastised
I prefer HARD GAS late in the game in the playoffs.
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Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
True. I never expected them to even make it this far.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Is there a Romosexuality Rehabilitation Camp?
I’m starting to think these feels aren’t natural.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit
OFFENSE, DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT? NOW THINK ABOUT THE 7 RUNNERS IN THIS GAME THAT YOU COULD NOT GET IN.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, I thought the playoffs would be fun.
I guess Romo is still a Dodgers fan.
Don't make me have to punch you.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I WANT TO SEE ANOTHER REPLAY OF THE HOME RUN
by Murray, Present on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
You cannot pretty much say Romo blew both games. Unbelievable. This could only happen to giants fans.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
This game is over
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I am in fucking shock. This is such bullshit.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
REALLY YOU FUCKERS YOU COULDN’T SCORE MORE THAN ONE RUN?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
TWO GAMES IN A ROW BOCHY DOESNT GO TO A LEFTY WHEN WE HAVE 3 IN THE FUCKING PEN
TWO FUCKING GAMES IN A ROW MOTHER FUCKING FUCK THIS SHIT
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously, JLo was right there warming up and has been brutal on lefties.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
He couldn't
Romo has to pitch to one hitter
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
ROMO
HAD
TO
PITCH.
Once he was announced he has to pitch. Hinske was put in after Romo was announced.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ON AT BAT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NO YOU'RE NOT!
It’s against the fucking rules.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well, technically..
it only had to be one pitch
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
No
It had to be an entire AT-BAT.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Exactly. We went through all this earlier in the year when there was that weird “two visits to the mound” thing.
by sarf_london_niner on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
you don’t know anything about baseball
by kingofthacove on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
TWO FUCKING GAMES WHERE WE PUT ROMO IN AND THAT HAPPENS!
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
The whole team failed yesterday, led by Romo
The whole team has so far failed today, led by Romo. Bochy rarely put Romo into any important situation the last two years, when he did, he was burned. LA and SD and NY early in the year, he gave up HRs or big hits. These last two games were the only two occasions since that he had any major pressure. We saw what happened.
This may be his Roger (49er) Craig game like that loss to the Giants in the playoffs in which he fumbled late in the game.
I don’t even know anymore.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
WHY THE HECK BOCHY!?!? WHY THE HECK!?!?!?
Does 1 that “1 GM, 2 H, 2 R” stat mean anything to you?!!?!? Why didnt you put Lopez dangit?!??!
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
now what have we learned today people
IF YOUR LAST NAME IS ROMO YOU CANNOT PERFORM IN THE PLAYOFFS!
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
I don't think I can be romosexual anymore.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
this is why panda didnt start right? so he could hit a pinch hit homerun right? right guys?
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
YES!
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I want whatever you’re on.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
This is beyond torture. This is beyond baseball.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
too bad the rest of the braves pen are all closers lite
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift + A
Been listening from the car raido.
Romo…smh
Guess it’s Timmeh for the last gasp in game 4….
smh is the lamest thing on the internet.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
A slider down the fucking middle.
You just can’t miss in that situation Sergio.
Hey Giants Bandwagon Fans...
this is what it is like.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
I'm a Giants fan in Atlanta
I’ll take the most heat when I go back to school tomorrow
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
I’m gonna become a bandwagon fan, so I can just jump off when the Giants decide to implode
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The Bay Area sports teams
Have slowly morphed into useless, overrated and choke artists. Fascinating.
/regains consciousness
What happened?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
Lowered his ERA from Infinity to 40.50 at least.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
If I haven’t seen your username before now you need to go away.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
Yesterday hurt, but I was still optimistic.
Now I am absolutely shattered.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Dammit dammit dammit
I turn away for a few minutes and this is what I come back to? Efff………
Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.
Romo has to face one batter why is that so hard to understand?
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
Game 6 all over again
That’s all, folks.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Except it wasn't 1-0.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
aka... Billy Wagner
"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"
Oh look, a rookie closer.
Watch him crush the Giants’ hopes. LOL playoff experience.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
We need a new rally gif
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Eckstien hit a walk off this year so im not surprised.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Ishikawa will save us!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
theres
1 out :(
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, if not for Romo we sweep this series.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
Or if we hit better with RISP.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Seriously.
He’s been good for months. You can’t expect a bullpen to be as perfect as ours was forever. Maybe if we could score more than one run we wouldn’t be complaining as much.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
3 for 21 with RISP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ishi? wtf? i know panda has been shitty but cmon
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
lucking, niners football after this game
…
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
Right now would be a good time for a Travis Ishikawa homer.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
this is the biggest joke of a game i’ve ever watched
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
Game Over
Young Giants fans, welcome to your hazing.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
Ishi? Realy? WTF is that ?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
We don't deserve this
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
Sanchez had to rough it through 8 innings. Romo can't even go through one batter without giving up the lead? Fuck this offense.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Although I'm upset with Romo
playoff teams need to score more than one goddamn run a game
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
He had plans tomorrow.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I turned off the TV after the 2nd
If you go through 13 batters in the first two innings and only score one run, you are going to lose. I don’t give a fuck who is pitching. You lose when you fuck up that many times in two innings.
Blow chances and lose. It’s baseball.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
I'm such a fan, I refuse to watch the games!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That's it
This team is fucking painful to watch. I was right, you were wrong.
Feel good?
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
I always watch.
Even the shitty games like the last one and possibly this one.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
It's just
I’m seriously so angry for Cain and Sanchez right now. They gave us their all and the offense/bullpen let them down.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I am more frustrated/mad at the offense
So many wasted chances, in this game and Friday’s
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why can't we just lose? Why do we have to lose the way we lose?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
IT WONT FUCKING MATTER WHO FUCKING PITCHES TOMORROW IF WE DONT SCORE ANY FUCKING RUNS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
True but they had the lead… the Padres bullpen would have swept this series…
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Right, because they’ve never given up a run before.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
A lot more consistent than this.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
can i get one of these

Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
Great AB, Ish
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
CHEATING THE GAME
Nice AB, Travis.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
ISHI!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
Nice PA Travis!
Let’s keep it going!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Attaboy, TRavis
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
Walk
That’s a start.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
WALKIN' TRAVIS!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
its games like this that make me miss finishing 4th in the division and quietly going into the night
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
In the past two games, we got to experience game six 2002 TWICE as a bonus.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
good AB, Ishi… come on, Andres.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
Ishi willed himself on base
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
GEE I SORTA WISH WE HAD DARREN FORD
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
Can JT Snow pinch-run?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
Beggars can't be choosers.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Put in Ford...
oh, wait…
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
this is what i want

Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
These fans are fucktards
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
This is depressing
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
This times a million
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Gotta swing the bat there
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The dam is close to bursting
My tears won’t stop. I know it.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
He swung at it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
FFUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
A
got to protect
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
Oh man
Mole.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MOLE TIME
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
DON'T.SWING.AT.THAT!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
OR THAT!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SWINGING AT?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ball 2
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
Ball 3
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
it just hit me
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
Oh hi teaers
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
It's over. It's fucking over.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
NOT SO FAST.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
HIT
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
A HIT!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
Why? What did I miss
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s at the game.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wow
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck yes!
Fuck yes!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HUM BABBY!
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
Mole, great job
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
Not dead yet
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
oh come on huff daddy
make your presence known in this series
there we go.... keep it up!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
I believe it’s called the A’s tease.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
yeah really
can i just go take my post-loss nap already
Still Alive!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LETS GO
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
YES YES YES TYING RUN IN SCORING POISITIONG!!!!!!
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
please please please
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
am i seeing a torture win?!
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
lol no
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
False Hope
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Huff
Please, sir. We want some more.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FREDDY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
Stayin' Alive for Aubrey.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
One. More. Hit.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh Giants, why do you tease me with hope?
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Mole!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
pinch run ishi? is rowand faster?
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
AND THE DOCTOR SAID
“ive never seen an ulcer this big before”
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
PLEASE AUBREY I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES IF YOU GET A HIT
by Murray, Present on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
writing checks your body literally can’t cash?
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Oct 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
WE WANT IT MORE
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
Still breathing...
A pickoff is coming… I know it
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
NAYSAYERS QUIET!
Huff is up! Buster is on deck! Lets give them good juju!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
whos expecting a 1 pitch out? i am
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
Huff hits LHP better than Rowand.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he said pinch run
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
“Unbelievable” or “par for the course”?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
dont forget they helped with 2 errors
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff, please don't end the night like this.
All I have left to watch tonight is the 49ers, and we all know how that will end.
This AB will tell whether Huff comes back next year
if this series is lost.
look at Dunn, he sucks. HUFF IT UP
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
C'MON

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
I really hope Hammonds Huff singles to left here
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
Who would win a race between Ishikawa and JT Snow?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
CMON HUFF
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
RALLY HUFF DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"
THIS IS IT. Which way will the pendulum of fate swing???
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK ERIC HINSKE
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Sandy Alderson for Mets President | Rick Hahn for Mets GM
R.A. Dickey for Governor!
by Russ on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Was that Rowand on deck?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You just know that Huff is going to hit one on the nails that get caught with an incredible diving catch to end the game…it’s gotta be more torture.
/reverse jinx, please oh please reverse jinx
FUCK RICK ANKIEL
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
GO HUFF DADDDDDDYYYYY
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
ffffffffffffffffffffff
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FUCK YES!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
YESYYEYYYEYYEYYYSYYSY
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
AUBREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HUFF DADDY!!!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
HUFFHUFFHUFFHUFF
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
HUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFF
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
OMG YES!
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT
THIS NEVER HAPPENS
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
AUBREY FUCKING HUFF
YOU SEXY MAN YOU SEXY MAN
YES
YES
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YIPPEE!
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
HOLY SHIT YESSS
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
YAAA
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
Fuck yea! Huff!!
Tied game!
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
HUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Save this.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
YES YES YES YES YES
THERE IS A CHANCE
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Huff, you beautiful, beautiful son of a bitch.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Suffers stroke
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
HOLY FUCKING FUCK YESS!
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HUFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions
I can't breathe
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY BUSTER POSEY

to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
LOLOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
there are no words
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions
Aubrey I love you
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions
huff
you are AMAZING!
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions
I WANT TO RUN AROUND
OMFG!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Romo owes Huff a steak dinner at Ruth Chris.
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
TAKE THE LEAD NOW. I DO NOT WANT TO GO INTO EXTRA INNINGS.
TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING LEAD RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW. DO IT
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
HOT FUCKIN' DAMN!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
IT TAKES POSITIVE JUJU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions
Oh man
I hope someone GIFs Timmy’s reaction!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I thought Ishi was going to be JT Snow in 2003 all over again.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
So did I
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like this team is abusing me.
Is there a hot line for this sort of thing?
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
HOLY SHIT
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Definitely had visions of JT Snow as Ishi rounded third
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions
I just told my wife the same thing lol
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Haha, another Timmy “FUCK YEAH!” audible on TV.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
TIMMY CELEBRATING THE HARDEST
I love him.
by Murray, Present on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking awesome
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
Aubrey!
I love you forever!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WHERE THE DOUBTERS AT?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Someone make a gif of Lincecum’s reaction
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
you weren’t the only one
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
IM SHAKING
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
oh fuck yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
Redemption for Posey?
Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh
Suck it, haters
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy!
Yes! That was F-bomb on national TV!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This is it Buster
Your chance for eternal Giants legendary status.
Tim "Fuck Yeah" Lincecum
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
CMON BUSTER
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
in the words of the great Tim Lincecum
“FUCK YEAH!”
Buster
Most people do not get a second chance. You got one right now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bitch please. I'm Aubrey Fuking Huff!!!
by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
FWIW, we are burning through all their best arms.
Who do they have left in the pen? Farnsworth and Saito?
I think I blacked out for a second
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FUCK THIS GAME BREAK
PUT ON OUR GAME YOU SHIT HEADS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
One. More. Hit.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WE HAVE A GAME EVRYBODY
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
Redemtion Buster
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NINTH
Posey should rage at the close of the game,
Rage, rage or I’m gonna finish this absinth
Weird
That is Buster’s walk up music too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It's usually the instumental to Jay-Z's 99 Problems
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
LOL THAT WAS EXACTLY MY REACTION LIKE LINCECUM
AND MY NEIGHBOR GOT PISSED CUZ I WAKE HER DOG : / WTF!
I DONT GIVE A SHIT WE TIED THE GAME FUCK YEA!!!!!!
Good thing the NL ROY runner-up has such a shitty arm
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
IF I HAD HEART PILLS I WOULD TAKE THEM NOW
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
I have heart pills
Huff reminded me that I have to take them…
OH MY GOD
TEARS ARE STILL ON MY FACE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
HERE WE GO!!!!! RALLY GHOSTBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"
Huff you are beautiful

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
lulz
Love the spats.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Not that I would complain if Buster walked
But I’d much rather have him hitting than Nate.
Or, you know, Burrell.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
STOP TURNING BALLS OVER TO THE LEFT, POSEY!!!
FUCK!!!
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
EVERYONE THROW BUSTER YOUR GOOD JUJU!!!!!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
HOLY FUCK ITS CONRAD AGAIN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THIS IS SOME AWESOME TORTURE
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
YESSSSS
JIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
MVPMVPMVP
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOLCONRAD!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
BROOKS CONRAD!!!
Giants MVP for this series. WOOOOOOT!
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
The Conrad Show!!!
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Holy shit!!!
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
OMG
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I actually feel pretty bad for Conrad at this point.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Meh, maybe later.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
BETWEEN HIS PURSE!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
CONRAD
CONRAD CONRAD CONRAD CONRAD CONRAD CONRAD
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
They are going to fry him.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD LOL CONRAD
I love Conrad.
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
CONRAD!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
Sweet Mother of God!!!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Conrad
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HAHAHA
This is a fantastic development
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Conrad and Romo will live together in infamy!!!!!
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
LOL CONRAD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not think we are ever going to see Conrad again.
So lets enjoy it while we can.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CONRAD FOR MVP
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
LOL CONRAD!!!!!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
LOL Kuip
“It’s not his fault…he shouldn’t be playing in this game.”
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
I was on TC earlier, and a Braves fan asked this question:
“Gold Glove for Conrad?”
Sandy Alderson for Mets President | Rick Hahn for Mets GM
R.A. Dickey for Governor!
FKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
<img src=“”http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2328/img0187012.gif"/>"/><img src=“”http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2328/img0187012.gif"/>"/>
to be or not to be in this thing.
I'm getting a Brooks Conrad Jersey for sure now!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
THIS!!!
Best Giant ever.
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
errrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
Conrad with the visible WTF
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Come in Agent Conrad, your mission is complete
by sarf_london_niner on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Get greedy, Giants
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Get excited about THIS!
D. Stockton.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
Giants Gameplan

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Yes!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd!
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
conrad is their romo
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"
LOL
Conrad all by himself.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
that poor guy, man.
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
AMAZING
TO TRADEGY
BACK TO AMAZING
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
Conrad is the only one not in the huddle on the mound. It must suck to be him.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I
DONT
FUCKING
BELIEVE
IT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT
IS GOING ON IS THIS REALLY THE GIANTS?
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
WANNA GET AWAY?!?!?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
CONRAD!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
sl

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
If Wilson gets it done in the bottom half, Romo gets the win. I have a problem with that. Scorer’s discretion should give it to Sanchez.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
This.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Wins are a stupid stat.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Like, maybe stupidest stat
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
OH MY GOD LOL CONRAD
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
OK, which one of you promised to sleep with Conrad?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I'm telling your guys...
it’s all about the good juju. NO NAYSAYING!!! POSITIVE THOUGHTS!!!!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
I dunno.
I’ve had Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You” on replay since the end of the 8th.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Giants MVP of the series
Brooks Conrad
I agree with what Jon & Kuip are saying, it’s really not Conrad’s fault, he shouldn’t be out there playing second.
"You made me play second base!!!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Fred Merkle Conrad!!!
you guys too young for that?
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
I do have a boner right now, if that’s what you mean.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Brooks's Boner!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Snodgrass Conrad!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
AND THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE ATLANTA FANS. TO HAVE UR BALLS RIPPED OUT THROUGH YOUR ANUS!!!!
by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
This crowd, says D. Stockton, is stunned.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats what you get for naming your kid brooks. failure.
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
Err-uh
san-CHEZ
Fuck off, Dick Stockton.
by Murray, Present on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
Deek Stucktown
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
GET GREEDY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
i've been there.
except it was little league and i still got to eat after.
Brooks Conrad is my own personal Justin Bieber. I’m going to spend tomorrow hanging posters of him all over my room.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
TIME TO REVENGE OURSELVES ON FARNSWORTH!!!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
or an 8th inning setup man
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I cant believe conrad is still in the game. 7 errors in the past 6 games. 2 fuckups in the clutch. Cox deserves this retirement.
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
IM ALMOST OUT OF ALMONDS I NEED NEW STRESS FOOD
by In Bust we Trust on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve abandoned the glass. Straight intravenous.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Uggla in the allstar game a couple years ago, but thats not a real game. In a game of this magnitude, I have no idea.
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Good news, everyone!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I think I just filled the cup
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
BROOKS WAS HERE
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
Can we agree, Brooks Conrad is not the best fielding Brooks in baseball history?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
I think Cody shaved everything but his chin fuzz
It’s the only explanation.
More runs!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
YESSSS!!!!
Conrad for MVP!!!!
"Let there be Boch."
Whoa, we got a guy on 3rd now?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
GOOD JUJU FOR NATE!!!!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
My cellphone just blew up. I love that K&K and Jon had the same experience.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Jugger
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Lets go Nate
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DO A BARREL ROLL
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Only thing to get Romo off the hook
I am happy for him. But damn don’t bring him in again!
It's better to be lucky than good.
Heyward-LeeMcCann in the bottom of the 9th
:[
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know
I’m scared shitless. Common Wilson!
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
C’mon Better-Than-Common Wilson!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE YOU TRAVIS ISHIKAWA
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions
That's not nice.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Damn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions
Aww that would have been sweet.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Mole’s AB was brilliant
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
This should be like pro wrestling
And Brooks Conrad tears off his Braves jersey and he has a Giants one underneath.
Then the crowd starts booing and he does the “I can’t hear you!” motion.
OH MY GOD!!
THAT’S BROOKS CONRAD’S MUSIC!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Yes he did
He did a fantastic job of getting on base. It was the only thing he had to do and he did it beautifully.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FINISH THIS GAME WILSON
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
SAN FRANCISCO BASEBALL GIANTS!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Okay.
It’s ninja time!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ohhhhhhh, boy.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
In answer to how the name "Sanchez" has been consistently mispronounced
I will now be phrasing our announcer’s name as a question, thusly:
Dick Stock? Ton!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions
Come on, Wilson!
Redemption time!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
GIMME THE "THREE MORE OUTS" PICTURE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This series= Romo v. Conrad Fail-off
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Not even close
Conrad wins that one by a mile
Shut up shut up shut up!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is ridiculous
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
WILLLLLLLSSSSSOOOOOONNNN!!!!!
"Let there be Boch."
I believe Wilson
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
This is B. Dubs time to shine
none of this eight inning shit- he OWNS the 9th! Good Juju time!!!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
LOL Romo
Pitcher Wins can be a funny stat sometimes.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Are there still ways to lose this?
Oh, my, my, my, yes . . . there are more ways than you can even imagine.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
this is worse than any Saw movie...
by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
By “worse” I’m guessing you mean “better”
by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
How about Lopez for Heyward?
then bring in Wilson
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
I'd do it
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
So at the beginning of this inning some girls came in the common room and I told them I would cut off my toe if the Giants win
And they said they were going to hold me to it
ITD BE SO WORTH IT TO LOSE MY TOE FOR THIS
Taking one for the team.
You are the Andres Torres of McC
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
A toe?
No contest. Do you get to choose the toe?
Bet you’d get laid also. Some girls like that kinda thing.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I started by saying both legs but they said just a toe would be sufficient and I have to say, I’m a little relieved now. Especially since I may have to offer up other body parts in the near future
Try something heavy like a cleaver. You don’t want to saw bone.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
A toe?
I can get you a toe by by three o’clock this afternoon. WITH nail polish.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
U must this tall
to ride giants postseason baseball
by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder . . .
. . . if anyone left the gathering at the park in disgust.
That person will be punished.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions
My computer can't handle this thread anymore
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Mine either,
and I’ve got a big boy here on my desk top.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
pfft
I am running this on a laptop
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Me too
/grabs crotch
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
My wife would not approve.
But she isn’t here right now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
More weird than beard.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
More beard than man
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Throws a 98mph fastball
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I am still very very nervous
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Same bullets from the other night huh?
Fuck you again, TBS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wilson in to finish it.
Smoke ’em if you got ’em.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
dammit i need to go to the bathroom... make this a quick one B!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Things I've learned from youtube comments
Rec this is you are nervous!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
No baserunners please...
My cardiologist demands it
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
STFD
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
STFD
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Thanks Ump!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
K thnx, Bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Bad call
I’ll take it!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
Yeah complain some more.
Cause it has been totally unlike you to strike out in this series.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Heyward...
Bitch all you want, you were 0-11, you aren’t getting any calls rook
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
STFD
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
LOL sooo not a strike.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
YES!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Heyward Jabuzzoff
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
STFD 3rd best rookie
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Can’t say the ump is biased.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Nope
He sucks in general.
I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Next year when Atlanta comes to San Francisco
Heyward should be booed relentlessly.
I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Strikes Brian
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
COme on, man.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
Strikes, please!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STRIKES KID
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
My wife
“Don’t walk him!”
Me: agreement
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Cmon
Use your ninja skills, Brian.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
1 more out, Brian!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
One more out. I’m so scared
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
Yes!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
I LOVE ME SOME DISGUSTED BAT FLIPS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FINISH THESE JIVE TURKEY BITCHES
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
OMG Andres is awesome.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Gallo's psyche . . .
and computer are going blank. I don’t think a new thread is the issue.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
I'M STILL NERVOUS
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
This
+109
I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
From my Bum.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
All game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice bat toss, Lee
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Fuckin' A
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Nom Nom Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Only if you do it right.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Oh, please. Come on.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
God damnit.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
Uh oh.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Shit ass
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
NOOOOOOOOO
Dang it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
OH MY GOD THE TORTURE
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So much torture.
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
But then he’d have thrown it into the stands.
I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Make it end. I don’t want to watch this game anymore. Make it end, please.
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
One… More… Out
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess there wasn't enough torture.
Haven’t we endured enough.
I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
o_O
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Tough play
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
McLouth would fit right in with Gonzalez and Hinske
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I'm jinxing it!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
FFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
Welcome.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Well
History is on your side.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good Juju for B. Dub!!!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
SHOOT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I can't breathe.
This is too much for me…
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Have no fear, for Brian Wilson is here.
Just need him to load the bases before he can finish it off.
Catcher running for catcher. A rarity.
I’m glad we held McCann to a single.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
We've done it before.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Cox thinks he can score on a gapper.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Whiteside would regularly run for Molina.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
Easy guys. I know that.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That at least makes sense.
I mean…it’s Molina. Slower-than-shit-coated-molasses-Molina.
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
THROW THAT AGAIN
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
Hoooooooooo
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
FINISH HIM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BALTIC CHORALES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!


Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
Whoooo
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/securitybreakdancersp1.gif
I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.
2-1 Series Lead.
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
YES!!!!!
GIANTS WIN!!!!
Holy fuck!!!!
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
YESSSSSSSSS
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
EPIC THREAD IS EPIC!
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
GIANTS WIN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I LOVE YOU JESUS!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
WOOOOOO!!!!
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
YES.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
FUCK AND YES!!!!!!!!
Oh my word. I need some smelling salts.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
FUCK YES
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
wow
just wow
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
OMG
I was so nervous that I forgot to stand.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Never doubted it for a second.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
This is the best picture ever
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Rec'd
Win
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
I LOVE YOU TOO YOU SEXY ANIMAL YOU
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Now if you’ll all excuse me, I need to go vomit and pass out.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
I LOVE EVERYTHING

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Where's that weeeeee pig
Gif?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
GIANTS VS. THE GIANTS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fucking HUGE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
A
i just jizzed in my fucking poants
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
/unlurks
HOLE. LEE. SHIT.
Bowkermania runs wild no more.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
I too love all you fuckers!
I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW DOES THIS FUCKING TEAM HAVE HEART!!!!
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
I love it that their fans got all excited about it. I CRUSH YOUR SOUL!!!!!!
by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Post Game Headline:
Giants Win, but only after Romo tries to ruin the franchise by going 0-7 with RISP.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mrs. Kitspool: “How many years did this game take off of your life?”
Me: “50.”
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Aww yeah!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
My computer can no longer handle this thread
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
EAT MY DICK HINSKE!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
yeaeaeaaaaaHHHHHGJGGHGGFYESSSSSSSSSYTEESSSSSYESSSSYESSSSSSSYESSSYEESY
"Let there be Boch."
did
Romo get the win?
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
David BEE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions
Freaks and Geeks!!!
Hell yeah!
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I am going to die

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Maybe my favorite win in my 35 years!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I still love Romo.
I am not a fairweatherfan.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good man.
I stand with you.
Please don’t be Felix Hernandez Rodriguez, Sergio.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I call this
Uh-huh!
Nuh-uh!
UH FUCKING HUH
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s cooler than being cool?
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
They’re from Atlanta. Fuck ’em!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Things to be happy about today
1. Giants win
2. I am not Brooks Conrad
UNLIKELY GLOAT GOAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations. JUST NOT IN HIS EARS.
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
lol!!
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Help Guys
I can’t feel my nipples. I am pinching hard and nothing. Just numb.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Dance Dance Dance!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Late and I didn't participate in the thread, but whatevs

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Fear the Fin - Cornering the market on third pairing defensemen since March 2009
by mymclife on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 21 recs
holy shit
I didn’t notice that! Amazing!
by Badly Browned on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy fuck it is!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That
Is some amazing attention to detail.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!!
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
WE LOVE YOU CONRAD
OH YES WE DO
WE DON’T LOVE ANYONE
AS MUCH AS YOU
WHEN YOU’RE NOT NEAR US
WE’RE BLUE!
OH CONRAD, WE LOVE YOU!!
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
What happened?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Hmm...
Sanchez pwns for 7. K’s 11. Gives up 1 hit.
Giants score only one.
Romo fails in 8th by giving up 2 run homer to some dousche.
Giants score a run in the ninth and then are given a 2nd run.
Wilson closes door.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Grant too busy rewriting his post game?
“I’ve had it with the Giants and their stupid blowing leads and…er…sweet clutch 9th innings?”
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

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