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ATLANTA - OCTOBER 10:  The Atlanta Braves line up down the first base line to watch a replay of Rick Ankiel's home run.

It would be a good idea for the Giants to score more runs and to prevent the Braves from scoring runs.


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SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS GIANTS!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

too much whiskey.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well we can counter with FLAPPY!

/Lights DeRosa signal

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of the fans are swinging them around like rags. LOL.

by pwoper on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Like Mike Fontenot

He’s scrappy and not David Eckstein.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Never use scrappy to define a hitter again.

by seaborn on Oct 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scrappy is a baseball term for "not good at baseball"

Please do not use it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scrappy=grit
grit=hustle

what is it you don’t understand :p

(I suppose my post would’ve made more sense in the context of the end of the last thread)

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

These 1-0 games are brutal

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind if that’s the final score.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

But this game is still brutal.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuck, even if we advance, roy-roy camel is going to pitch 4 CGSO in a row against us

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants could use some runs.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell is already out of the game

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Cause we definitely won't need any more runs

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he gets three AB’s, pro forma.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand the quick hook for Pat

It’s not like it’s worth losing his bat for the marginal improvement in fielding

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

need to get home early for his birthday party

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like this Gatorade commercial.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep it up, Guapo

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

A vast conspiracy of good plays . . .

have kept the Giants from being lucky, with some exception.

(Stand by for further insights.)

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know if I should thank the Cubs for sucking this year and trading Fontenot to the Giants or curse them for trading Derrek Lee to the Braves

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the Giants probably aren’t in the playoffs without their help beating the Padres so I’ll give them a pass on the Lee trade.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear that if you score more runs than the other team, they add a 1 to the W column for you. You don’t have to do anything else! Really!

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm Nate sighting?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell is Burrell out?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy knows we wont score again,

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS HAVE BEEN TO BAT 6 TIMES

THAT IS THE MAGICAL NUMBER WHERE BURRELL WILL REVERT TO A PUMPKIN UNLESS HE IS REMOVED FROM THE PLAYING FIELD.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol jon

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

....

Removing Burrell probably not a good idea just yet.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Not today Ankiel

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Attaboy, Nate

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Because it worked so well last time.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s old and needs his rest.

by pwoper on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Burrell’s out again.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I breathe again?

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Bochy think this is the LLWS and that the games only go 7 innings? WTF is he doing pulling Burrell this early in a 1-0 game?

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know if I’m too comfortable with the defensive replacement with only a one run lead.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate in game

Fly ball right too him. Oh yea, stand in the 1 square foot of sun. LOL. Great play.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Bochy prolly also wants the lefty

by dhp318 on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

And the attack of the amorphous zone continues.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

And again.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

grip the microphone a bit tighter will ya?

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ver-douche-y with a story that nobody gives a fuck about

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn't a strike?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK UMP

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

The fuck?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

hit

crap

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I totally didn’t realize that Sanchez had a no-hitter going.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Me neither!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I neither. He was just so quiet.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fawk

goodbye No No

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

What a bullshit strike zone.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Figures the pitcher would break the no-no

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Singles on an 0-3 count..

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

aw, crap

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay calm, Jonathan

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

LOL defensive replacement

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU UMP

FUCK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god i didnt realize he had a no hitter.

by cubesonice on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HUDSON BROKE THE NO-NO
NO FUCKIN WAY! =O

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Verducci is making us writers look like we really do, which is a bad thing.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t there a game earlier in the year where someone lost a no-hitter to the pitcher?

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

Well, that was fun while it lasted. Guess the umps decided only Roy Halladay gets to throw a no-hitter?

Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.

by Clutch on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

it sucks

but hudson is a good hitter

by Wreckonized on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Should’ve been a 1-2 count

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid Atlanta fans don’t have any cheers with actual words in them.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking asshole rednecks

CHOP THIS.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Been waiting to use this image

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Get your groundball

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Good one less thing to worry about

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

And the annoying fuck ass chop starts again.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I know it’s not the Giants at the plate, but…

DOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAY

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Buster

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That was just marvilous…

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez needs to squeeze out of this.

but I think it is to our advantage if Hudson stays on the basepaths for 10 minutes.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

science!

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We gon' find you

We gon’ find you

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t have to come and confess
We’re looking for you

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was attacked by some idiot in the projects

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

D. Stockton . . .

had Posey flubbing the ball in right field . . . unless I heard very wrongly.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Everytime I hear it I think FSU rip off.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Like I said earlier. There are reasons burned that burg to ground.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

the ump has been mostly good

but when he has been bad, it’s mostly been to Sanchez’s detriment

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprised.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s disgusting.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ridiculous.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, in a parellel universe, Dirty still has his no-no on.

by maysian on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for obvious accuracy

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO MERCY!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Man, Dirty.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Siddown!!!!

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD. Still very dirty.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Reposted because I missed the new thread.

LOL dumbass Braves fan!
He’s holding a sign that says

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
[X] Jason Heyward
is The Real Deal!

[_] Buster Posey
Is A Poser!

Vote For J-Hey!

Good timing on that campaign, buddy.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey is a Poser. How original

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Buster Chokesy is better.
Jason K-ward, also perfect.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

recd it

you should make signs and things.

by Lopkop on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know its SSS but I have not been impressed with him

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s definitely pressing right now. I’m glad of that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither, but I know the potential is there and it scares me.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah definitely he’s very dangerous it’s just somehow a bit satisfying to watch him fail.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong to hope his 2011 is like Panda's 2010?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Oct 10, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sign saying “Omar Infante es muy importante” tells me that there is indeed a worse hitting team in the majors than the Giants

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

shift-A

Came back from lunch, sat down, and within two batters the no-hitter was over.

SORRY GAYS.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nom Nomm Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

God of Dirty shall calm thee

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been scared for a while

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too.

when they showed the replay of heyward striking out on the hanging breaking ball…i shitted my pants

by bruddah on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan says no worries I go this.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan Finish Him

by cubesonice on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MERCY!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SOIL HIM!!

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

It Hungers....

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow:

I still think the Giants 21 year old has more power than Heyward. Bumgarner

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This is one of the reasons to listen to the KNBR feed

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Heyward.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

sit down heyward

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Wow.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

DURTY

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/Rookie of another year

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

They keep trying to get one for Volquez.

Why not him too?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFTD

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason K-Ward

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKING LOVE DURTY

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

man how is there even a comparison for ROY

by tomorrow on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice going Jonathan

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by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is dealing!

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FOR ELEVEN, SIX STRIKEOUTS

SECOND-BEST ROY AT BEST!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If they had the voting now...

Heyward might come in third.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am gonna rec this.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is asking for him to hit a GW walkoff HR, but I’m going to rec it too.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward seems like a decent guy

but it’s satisfying watching him suck

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nom Nomm Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT HUNGERS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL; WTF

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breakfast is still moving. KILL IT!!!

by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That inning went perfectly really

No pressure for no hitter. Hudson stood out there. No break for him after a rough inning. We have a chance to break him this inning.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr Heyward

you are now 0 – 11

GOODBYE

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ROY #2

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

35 Ks in less than 3 games.

Damn.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe they counted Hudson.

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious.

This is getting insane.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!!!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

help it.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHEW! AND I WAS THINKIN HOMERUN ALL THE WAY.
 SINCE ITS THE GIANTS WAY OF GIVING UP RUNS IN THIS SITUATION

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'AWWWWWW

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subect lined. That’s just gross.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

+∞

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ewewewwewew…. WTF!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I normally Kung Pao Kitty after it's been cooked.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone explain the reasoning of all these?

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, no!

Woah. What? No

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh so this is the way of showing asians eat cats?
WTF!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You win.

by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

tracking Giants K’s?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give Heyward the ROY trophie

Give Halladay the Cy trophie.

Buster and Timmy only want 1 trophie. The one with the flags.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

83 pitches for sanchy, hope he goes one more inning and gets the heart of the order. he’s obviously got them in his hand, then its romo/wilson time again

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Sanchez’s curveball ever been better?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

# of hits by Barry Zito = # of hits by Jason Heyward

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Whamy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just can't get used to . . .

the flat announcers. To Stockton, all Giant accomplishments (K, DP, etc) are routine pop ups.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Gus Johnson needs to start calling baseball games.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

That is awesome!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree. Better just to have a hum and crowd noise.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNBR feed my friend

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hudson tired!

Lets get him~!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

How is hudson still in the game after those first two innings?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

89 pitches.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is facing our 2010 San Francisco Giants.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the braves defense we'd all die of alcohol poisoning

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we have least have some good ABs this inning? Please….Purty Please….

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This should be a drinking game

Everytime Stockton says ERRAH

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope there are no more errors.

just so stockon will not stop fucking saying errah

by bruddah on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

With Brooks Conrad out there, you want to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was definitely the one to swing at, Cody.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THAT!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't swing at that

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Triples Alley!

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hudson at 90 pitches

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SWING FOR THE FENCES

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

How in the world did Sanchez hit a triple?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering this same thing.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos managed to throw in the one place where Sanchez can actually make contact.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The baseball gods took one look at the Padres and started laughing

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SanCHEZZ trying to go yard

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Jonathan looks so bad at the plate

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he’s having a decent AB.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is a rubber man.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SanCHEZZ AB > Cody Ross AB

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lol sanchez

better plate appearance then ross

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

more of a battle then I thought it would be.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice try

Hudson

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Man Jonathan kind of looks a little big there

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Sanchez is getting some pitches out of hudson

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

sanchez didn’t think it was a strike. or at least thought that the home plate ump better give him that pitch next inning

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez with the best AB of the day

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, that was a strikeout. At least it was a 6-pitch AB. And that was the 2nd out, Stockton.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lol…that wasnt a strike either

by justhangin on Oct 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

AMORPHOUS DOUGHNUT STRIKE ZONE!

I CHOOSE YOU!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Come out of your shoes, Andres

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Torres is going to lay into one here

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

i’ll drink some of this kool-aid

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hai guyz.

What’d I miss?

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay

I dont want dirty to get tired running.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

How this douchebag umpire keeps his job is the mystery of the fucking ages.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does torres use a 37 ounce bat? Is it like bowling where he heavier the better?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

33 i think

and momemtum i guess, m*v

by bruddah on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

F = ma

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy must have extremely strong forearms

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit begging

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hudson meltdown

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WAAAAAAAH HUDSON

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Strong wrists from Andres.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Atlanta is whining like a buncha little bitches

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
J. Sanchez is just the 2nd Giant to strike out 10 in a postseason game. The other: Hall of Famer Carl Hubbell in Game 1, 1933 World Series.

Memory of a goldfish apparently.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I think he means lefty Giant.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d hope so.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

SF Giants Twitter came out with the correct stat.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

14 ≠ 10

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefty Giant, I assume.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitch the damn ball and shut the hell up hudson

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Cox is like a lion picking out which elk to eat.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah Braves fans… I forgot how gullible you are.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres please do something nice.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

A single the hard way.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Brandon Phillips had the wrong team as the whiny bitches

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Hudson

STFU and pitch

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK WITH ME TORRES!

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Great PA from Andres!

Very nice!

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He better be running here.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheat

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB

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by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I love you so much, The Giant.

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, there are some fugly women in Piglanta

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by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a huge understatement

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully, Slapchez can get the ball out of the infield… and get on base (somehow).

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hudson is tired.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

AnBBres!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Freddy is going to lay into one here :)

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

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by Clutch on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheater, cheater, Atlanta beater…

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone needs to rewind the DVR and capture the shot of the women getting hit in the head with the tomahawk…the look on her face was priceless

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I caught that. It was great.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a hit SanCHEZ

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Freddy, do something good in this series for a change.

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The Forbidden Result!

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets go Mole!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD.

Dude.

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

PITCH THE FUCKING BALL, YOU WIMPY LITTLE FUCK!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Natto did you pack Giants Runs in this thread?

/ dances on edge of seat.

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd love to see that bitch Hudson throw one away to first

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I love when Freddy does his Matrix arms every time a pitch comes inside.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He should’ve worn that last one.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s like the only who move the left hand away from the bat while dodging an inside pitch

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is doing the camera work for TBS? They have me convinced that the most attractive person in Atlanta is Buster Posey

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

That was the first pitch to Sanchez?

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

50 pickoff attempts

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the Braves warming anyone, or is Hudson just freaking out?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

They have 2 guys up

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had 3 pitchers throwing earlier.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Venters and Moylan up in the pen.

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by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Including throw overs

His pitch count is like 130

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by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn…

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by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUCK

I had hope there.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course it’s foul.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang it

So close.

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOH

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

man that made me jump.

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by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounded like a broken bat...

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by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy can turn on it!

Keep it fair next time!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip’s such a tease!

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

… OR MAYBE FAIR!…and it’s well foul.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're wondering why Torres isn't stealing

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by Goofus on Oct 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure he’s trying.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because McCann is catching at 1st?

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you guys have a drinking game going on every time Stockton says ERRA?

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom goes the dynamite.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must learn to use you powers for Good.

And you are doing well so far.

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is how he normally homers

Dear red pull down the line.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Dead red*

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be the best game ever if you really love watching Hudson throw to 1st.

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by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That was almost exciting…

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That would have been one of the longest bloops I’ve ever seen.

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by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOMMMMMM

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANT!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFF!

VROOOM!

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STEAL!

missed hit and run though.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like every single time it’s been a missed hit and run.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that worked out much better than last time.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRAVES

PICK THAT OFF MOTHERFUCKERS

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

VRVOOM

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE!

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by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

TorreSB!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOMMMM...

Now it’s up to the MOLE

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA

All that attention and it didn’t matter.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA TAKE THAT HUDSON!!!!!!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

McCann ain't ain't havin' it.

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Freddy. Shorten up here. Keep it going. SOMEHOW.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Now get him in!

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea Andres!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that was close

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH MOLE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Good lord. That was effing terrible.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was not the pitch to swing at.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck Sanchez that pitch wasn’t even close.

Hella.

by Snack on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Blerg

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oof.

WAY outside.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

KHANNNNNNN!!!!!!!

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by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that play was closer then it looked. Way to end that drama, Mole.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DUMB

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by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK MOLE...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was an ugly swing.

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooff

That was a bad swing

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OH geez.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a terrible swing.

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by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY?

I coulda told him that fucking pitch was coming.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't have Molina

extendo arms

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And then the expected happens. Awesome.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, Fred, that was EXACTLY what you needed to do there.

Fucking troglodyte.

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George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He just hacks, wacks, choppin’ that meat

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Forgot SL, sorry

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is a Brave aint he?

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so much.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not Hudson

It’s a frachise strategy. Working the umps works.

That’s the sad thing. Umps should be more professional.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

current zone counts

Out-of-zone strikes: ATL 4 SF 2
In-zone balls: SF 5 ATL 2

Net win: ATL +5

Whining works.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad Cody and Freddy

Don’t help Hudson out. He doesn’t need it.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been trying to tell the Giants, they’re not going to win this game 1-0.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Cruise control they got a run sheesh.

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This offense is ugly when Huff doesn’t hit.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

damn it freddy

our hitting has gotten worse and worse all year- at point you have to look at the batting coach, bam-bam

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL wrong.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because hitting coaches are so influential.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No stop blaming the coach. He can tell the guys all they want but if they abandon a plan and just hack it’s not on him its on the players.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

so the coaches have no influence on a team?

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s the evidence that coaches have an appreciable effect on the actual performance of their players?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, where do you pull these complaints from? They get more ridiculous as the game goes on.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, from what I’m seeing.

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would better reasoning be for our hitting falling off the table if it’s not the coaches not doing a good enough job?

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That our hitters were getting lucky for a while and really weren’t very good to begin with?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Titans lead Cowboys 20-17 at the end of the third quarter.

LOL Cowboys!

OK, back to baseball.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait until football season starts on Nov. 7. I wonder how the 49ers will do this year.

by QuakeFan on Oct 10, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see them going 4-0 early to start the season. 99% sure.

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by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they won out from that point on, could they still make the playoffs?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

With their crummy division and having a 12-4 record if they won the rest of the games

Then yes they would make the playoffs. But no, they won’t be winning from this point on.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, not from this point on. If they didn’t win until 11/7, and won out from there, could they make it? Would that be 8-8? 7-9?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case...

it’s surprisingly still possible IMO. Their division is seriously the weakest in the league. The Cardinals got into the 2007 playoffs with a 8-8 season.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’ve seen this game about 100 times before.

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The padres are LOL'ing at home

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Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Padres would feel more comfortable their bullpen was outstanding.

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh c'mon

they’ve been doing this all year. Its Giants Baseball TORTURE! Keep the faith!

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

And I've been hating it all year.

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big innning

I want strike one

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Lee is difficult for Dirty

by NHL84 on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eck looks like he needs a drink...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a wanker but at least he’s sober

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

God my heart can’t take this. There are still three more fucking innings for them to hit?

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol@added artifacts

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL and rec'd

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is great.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
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Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

As of the end of this season, it's Cubs Hitting 102, actually.

And I’ll bet they hit 103 next year.

Sorry, Cubs.

Thanks for losing three of four to us and only one of four to the Padres, though!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just checked the Games of the Year store on iTunes

They never added the Giants NL West clincher, but they’ve already got a few playoff games on there. Fail. I really wanted to buy it

by Weltall on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not like it was a big game or anything.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big boys up this inning…critical late part of this game

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL John Denver...

Could they be any more hillbilly-ish?

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by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That song is probably considered “Racy”.

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by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't he write "Leaving on a small plane"?

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George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's called an inbox

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez joins Carl Hubbell for most strikeouts in a playoff game by a Giants lefty.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

every time you post something i look at your avatar and read your post in kermits voice.

just thought u should know that

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

would it matter if i told you i still read the post in kermits voice?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, please continue.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not easy being orange and black.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god . . .

I’m a clueless asshole.

/looks around for tomahawk/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's Go Giants!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

“I’m impressed they know all the words to that song”

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MERCY!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are these assholes whining about

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FILTHY HIM!

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by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The acoustics there make every contact sound like a broken bat

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by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I want fastball high

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

In the zone

Fuck

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Feed it...

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Sanchez

FINISH HIM

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes come on Jonny

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So…stressful…

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Getting a sick feeling…

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN!!!!

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK-YOU!

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH THE FUCKER

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FLOPPY 'OCK

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell she kind of looks over, I think she did also.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Looks right at her before she does it

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I love this site – ask and I shall receive! Gracias!!!

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

NP

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So hypnotic

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

THOW THE SPLIT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit down kindly, sir.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Peaches and gravy!

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD I LOVE IT

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by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Why wouldn’t you just make 10 louder?

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by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT GOES TO ELEVEN!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFFFFFD

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Nom Nomm Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This whole SanCHEZZ thing is beginning to really irritate me

Just pick a pronunciation and stick with it, DICK

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Pro tip: use the mute button

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by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Perfect first pitch

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Mastery.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw McCann nothing but those sloppy sliders.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Very proud of sanchez today but he has got to be tired. Hope the pen is ready for redemption.

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Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks great actually.

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by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

COREY HART THROWS A MEAN SPLIT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Third slider in the at-bat, suck on that

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MERCY!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT’S STRIKE 3 WTF

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf?

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

That was fucking close, blue.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than the first strike.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my wow

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Where did that miss?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, that was a nice pitch

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE WAS THAT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit. How do you take that McCann?

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by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OK WTF

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF blue?!?!?

Use your good eye

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by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhhhh

That was strike 3. Gameday says so.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This aggression will not stand man.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday’s just this guy, you know…

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what you call a home field non-strike call.

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Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It Hungers...

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BALTIC CHORALES!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Samoyed chants.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anatomically challenged

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

stay frosty Jonny.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Changeup

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T EAT YOUR TOMAHAWK DUDE. GROSS.

by pwoper on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw something else, Jonathan.

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla sighting

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla up in the pen.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez simulator:

Step 1: Two Beautiful Called Strikes
Step 2: Three Near Wild Pitches To Fill The Count
Step 3: Flip a coin, Heads is a Strike out, Tails flip again.
Step 4: Heads: Fly ball, out, Tails: Walk, If the coin hits something on the way down and falls where you can’t see it: In Play(runs)

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Step 5: Profit!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICWUDT

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might be the wrong game for this post

He’s been dominant.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HMM

I didn’t look at it that way.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This ump sure has screwed over the Giants in this series.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I has it.

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by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to go 3-2 to every batter this inning

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

This AB should be over already.

FINISH HIM AGAIN!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Please please finish him

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

all sliders

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Jonathan

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by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Those tomahawks look awfully dirty....

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by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

for me it did.

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was like…dude, why are you taking so long to throw this pitch?!?

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I was wondering what happened.

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Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
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by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCan-of-Corn

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

nice job, sanchez

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TBS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally. Great time for the picture to freeze, TBS.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That will do

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLTBS!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

My TBS froze up there and all I heard was audio. Yay out.

by Weltall on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

picture froze on that one...

thought they were just standing there…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

me too. i was wondering my mccann wasn’t stepping out,

by bruddah on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eeriee

Anyone else video freeze there?? ICK.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

did it just freexe for you guys?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

1 PITCH OUT!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Beautiful!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

[Standing ovation for Dirty]

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WTAWTAM is standing.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful Dirt

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Attaboy, Grant

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH JONATHAN

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Thanks for the 1 pitch out there.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

San-CHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

SAN CHEEEEEZ

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Talk about stress free 1-2-3. LOL!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

11 K's 1 walks. That is sickness.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmmmmm, Sanchy.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Sanchez

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just happy people east of Nebraska now know who J Sanchez izzzz.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll stand up for the Nebraska contingent.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

100 pitches for Dirty. Do you let him start the 8th?

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK he wasn’t locating well getting into deep counts. He’ll be on a very short leash.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the flip side, he was also coming up with big 3-2 pitches repeatedly.

I’d start him but have Romo and Lopez warm.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I’d have someone ready in the pen.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, unless he bats in the top of the inning, which is very unlikely.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, though D. Stockton might tell us that he’s done at any moment.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBS, along with all things begun in Atlanta, is a fucking joke

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorrry its just too funny

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

They should make this .gif into a feature film. Awesome.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Tomahawks Attack.

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chopgirl

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Choppee . . .

is clearly a Marlin fan. Deserves it.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

mannequin lady over her left shoulder cracks me up.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The death of a thousand tomahawk chops.

by maysian on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone put Zito in this.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something metaphorical about this.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone considered her the coward of the county.

by maysian on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOO SANCHEZ!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

100

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

(-9)

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

109 - 9

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitch count?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

About 100

Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.

by Clutch on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

like 100ish

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

bottom of the lineup for the Braves in the 8th

I think you let Sanchez go for it

by The Franchise on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

Venters

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

realllly really need a run

by chakdephatte on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Enough with 8 pitch strike outs

I want 1 pitch soft grounders!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish granted!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They Giants will oblige

Cal Football: Embrace the Horror

by Thoroughbred on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three superb, fantastic, excellent starts in three playoff games

INSURANCE RUNS, GIANTS HITTERS

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Balls hot outside today

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta hit Gotta hit Gotta hit the damn pelota.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why Bork should've left Pat the Bat in the game...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear San Francisco Giants Baseball Club,

Please have one or more members of your batting lineup safely circumnavigate the base paths, thus increasing your chances of triumph in the sporting contest of baseball.

by QuakeFan on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

GEORGE WASHINGTON DEFEATED THE BRITISH WHILE DRIVING A DODGE CHARGER.

/history

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, it was the Hessians….I hate it when ad wizards get history wrong!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben Franklin rolled with the Challenger.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol huff

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff bunting classic

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

 Huff trying to bunt on

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance runs, please

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

Thank you.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFED!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW A HIT

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

Yes, shorter swings, please.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTABOY, HUFF!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Conrad range

= falldown

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey!

Finally!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ric Bucher

Sorry if this is too much queso, but just heard from the other room, 1st time ever, 2 little voices chant, “Let’s go, Gi-ants, Let’s go!”

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Too much cheese?

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheesy.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF!!!!!!!

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff Daddy.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets take this thing for a ride!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

HITS IT TO CONRAD!

Another leadoff hitter to strand?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

No fair

/picks on Conrad

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DUE

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO FINALLY

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA! HUFF DADDY ON BASE

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

No GIDP, please.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel it.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

Now drive him in, guys!

Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.

by Clutch on Oct 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Conrad's Nads.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Buster take those pitches?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He was waiting for the non-strike, obviously.

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Public House chants "HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF"

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He thonged it!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP coming

/reverse jinx

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Gerald

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Feed the bat head!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Buster never had a chance

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster :(

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Venters is nasty.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you trying to start trouble?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 ER

ER are stupid, of course

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhhhhhhhh

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 earned.

Cain have one score on him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awful.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ugly, Buster

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Venters, you filthy bastard.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn Buster :(

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Venters is good.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That last fastball moved like a Romo slider.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for listening, buddy!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAM FUCKIN BRAVES AND THEIR 96-97 FASTBALL THROWING FREAKS!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Do something good, Nate.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate, hit a flare in the area of Conrad.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Or a flare to right field is cool too.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

yes. What did I say?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that cannot be true.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padre'd

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Padre'd!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate will smite the orb.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

smited

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate is Great!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Juggernate!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOOP!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nasty Nate!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Padre’d!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA BABY!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FortuNate!!!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!

Station-to-station.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

slapp’d

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP coming

/reverse jazzy jinx

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT BURRELL

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Do something good for a change of pace, Uribe.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The giants bullpen is good because it's hot. The braves bullpen is good because it's good.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOO?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES?

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

What creative method will the Giants use to piss us off this half inning?

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Who was that handsome older gentleman with the bloop single?

I like the cut of his jib!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Piglanta fans trying to do wave

FAIL

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate the Great

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Though I am now scared that Uribe is up.

Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.

by Clutch on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

REdemtpion

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG...

THEY’RE DOING THE FUCKING WAVE?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Poser baseball fans.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it prevents them from doing the chop.

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by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets get jazzy

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

You can have your Stanton adonis.

WE HAVE NATE THE OLYPMPIAN!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

uribe…

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ!

Don’t swing at that, Juan!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE HACK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hack, hack, hack

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG URIBE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH FUCK URIBE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan. Settle please.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe was confused

He thought it was a golf game instead of a baseball game

by sbrody on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Cubs strike zone

Watch strike, Swing at the dirt

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GET A HIT HERE KID

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Great strike zone judgment there, Juan...

Is that Panda?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe takes a strike

learns that all pitches are strikes
Swings at ball in dirt

by Viva Jon Miller on Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

All dark brown husky guys look the same to you?

RACIST.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correlation = Causation

Uribe should take AP stats for me

by sbrody on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

scary.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he didn’t swing at that one (take ’em where you can get ’em)

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The money lies with the RBI

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand how Uribe ever takes a pitch

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Please get at least one more run, Giants hitters.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Top 8, 2 on...

…Perfect time for the wave. Stay classy, Atlanta.

by helloooonoonan on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Please Uribe

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe fighting

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

one more of those please.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking HACK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

YOU SHOULD NOT SWING AT THAT!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn you, Juan

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

noribe.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THGE FUCK, JUAN!??!?!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUseless.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

jeez

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, Juan.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop swinging at crap fuck.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe will be Uribe

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT URIBE STOP SWINGING AT BALLS IN THE DIRT

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

well, it was a seven pitch AB at least…

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bluh

Uribe approaching Feliz levels of aggravating

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't even go there man.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s this same approach that gets all those awesome homers.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know.

It’s still so aggravating when he doesn’t produce though.

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH

That was so terrible.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He just hacks, wacks, choppin’ that meat

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonna have to win this game 1-0. I see no problem with this strategy.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to Giants baseball, where nothing could possiblye go wrong.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Great job, Juan.

Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.

by Clutch on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hackin'

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

undoubtedly

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

cmon font

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It's filthy

but it still seems like you should be able to lay off a pitch that bounces in front of the plate

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG ITS UP TO GRANT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

that right there is why i dont think uribe should be hitting 6th, cleaning up huff, posey, burrell no discipline at all, extrememly prone to the GIDP.

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like Giants are going to have to make 1 run stand up

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Johnny Venters

sounds like a hot-rodding rockabilly rebel in town to stir things up and rescue the mayor’s daughter from a lifetime of suburbia.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s gonna show them the power of dance.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be a Hero Grant!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Something good please

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON MINI GRANT!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Simply Grant would suffice.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would rather not offend the Minions are this time.

maybe later though!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wide stance...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He is due for a wild pitch

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

SLIDER IN THE DIRT

SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT
SLIDER IN THE DIRT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Before

It seemed like the Giants would take turns being the hero. Now it seems like they are taking turns being the rally killer.

by kingswin on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe swings at that pitch

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice take

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Fontenot didn’t swing at that slider in the dirt.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Good eye

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

McCain looks like Turtle from Entourage.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD TAKE GRANT COMNE ON!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

MAKE THEM SIT!

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT

FINISH HIM, PLEASE

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant needs to go oppo

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Even running

Can huff score on a soft single?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Vrrroooom

best athlete

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but it doesn’t matter.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hits inside the park HR’s

Yes.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like having a designated little guy.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m checkin’ out these threads are killing this crappy work pc.

Go Giants

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Jon Miller

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

A walk would be superb

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

dont swing at a SLIDER IN THE DIRT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

C’MON FONTENOT!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Grant

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Rat farts.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

welp

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIZNAT!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah, that guy is fucking nasty.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw that coming from a mile away.

0 for 7 with RISP today. FUCK

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That was filthy

If only he could have laid off one more.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just hoping to get Cody. Dude rakes against lefties.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Us.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH!!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

well fuck

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Grant

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This is going to really, truly suck.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WEIRD HE THREW A SLIDER IN THE DIRT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Two hits

no runs.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

!@#!@@#%@#$!

That is all.

Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.

by Clutch on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Fonte-Not

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Once they have men on base, everyone wants to be the hero through a hit.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

True.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Most players will want to get a hit when there are men on base.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT BRAVES BULLPEN IS PISSING ME OFF!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re all just nasty

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This series, 3 for 21.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That slider is nasty

It moves so far. It is up there with Sanchez and Randy Johnson’s.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

tor fucking ture

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hope Jonathan isn’t still in the game.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I would be ok with seeing Casilla here.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will be

I’m kinda worried as well

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind if he pitched this inning

But Wilson in the 9th.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

50-50 call. Do they make a change here or watch a few hitters?

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably coming back out.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No faith.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, Venter is fukn dirty.

by Unitard on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

So many chances

This one has a high pain potential

/grabs the Tylenol

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This series is going to tbe the death of me.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What do we expect? Fontenot has brutal splits. I wish there was someone we could have put in as a pinch hitter.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a good at bat.

When a guy throws 95 and it’s a 3-2 you have to look fastball.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not faulting Fontenot. Dude cannot hit lefties—-he shouldn’t be expected to.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

kay I'll bite

why are we calling Fontenot Grant?

by Lopkop on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude looks like Grant.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

U. S.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

scroll all the way down…look at the bottom right of the screen…

by wizard5ive on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and by right, i mean left

by wizard5ive on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Overlord

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be fair

He’s a benevolent dictator and we are his happy minions.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, shit, Grant better not see this.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not hard to spot the newbs.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like Grant

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he was separated at birth from the sitemaster.

by maysian on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

why.. just why is there torture.

by chakdephatte on Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, an annoying Family Guy commercial.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel REALLY uneasy.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So much this.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how fast one goes from a 1.000 BA to .250

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

thats why i hate math

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double switch

with Renteria?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll walk the first batter and then Bochy will make the move…

/reverse jinx

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably should have PH with Renteria there. Could have shifted Uribe to third.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

+100000000

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

palms moisting.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urge to kill rising

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets go Dirty!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, hi Dirty!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this guy.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

89 MPH?

UH OH

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep. Probably his last inning.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone hold me

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Pause, Sir!!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Loud strike call is loud

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

If you are nervous imagine how sanchez feels. One mistake and his night is over.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MERCY!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck sticks

I hate that guy

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoot I'm nervous.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla please.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Romo

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

he choked so bad the other day.

I’m not sure I can trust him with a 1-0 lead at this point…

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

and then there is that opinion.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got no options other than to

sit in torture and pray.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK HIM

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

fack....

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Bullpen time?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Stockton was really excited about that single

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The Braves did something! The Braves did something! OMG!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Alex Gonzalez.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I did before it was cool.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s now cool to respect what an asshole he is.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear…oh dear….

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet mother of mystery.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WELL FUCK!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would you throw him that on an 1-2?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the most excited I’ve heard Stockton call a play.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's pretty ridiculous

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

0-2 base hit, oops

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

time for new pitcher and new thread

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck

by tomorrow on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

no sir. i don't like this.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

You put good pitchers into situations like this.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Conrad

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BROOKS CONRAD LOL

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

CONRAD

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CONRAD CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEET!

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Good lord, Brooks Conrad.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I still love Conrad

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLConrad!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Not with that attitude.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CONRAD!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Get your groundball. get back in the dugout

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Mini Grant to teh rescue!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Brooks

my favorite Brave

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CONRAD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst player in the series. Thank you thank you thank you

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD YES

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god, Glaus.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I would consider bringing in Romo here.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok bring in Romo.

by Unitard on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck, Glaus

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

So no Prado is a good thing.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I would take dirty out. I am saying that before the fact.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe I said this earlier but I love this Conrad guy

by dougsaucy on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

TROY MUTHAFUCKIN GLAUS!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a feeling they will find a warm body to repace Conrad for tomorrows game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Glaus to 3rd, Infante to 2nd I'd assume

Glaus is just as bad at 3B, so I’d be cool with that.

by NHL84 on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

unbraves fans are not cool.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Troy Glaus

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyones favorite

douchebag.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I dig this idea.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/stands for Sanchez

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

This matchup scares the piss out of me

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Good call Bochy.

Great game Jonathan! Magnificent!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO SERIOUSLY BOCHY?

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG he was bad last game! He must never pitch ever again!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaaaaand here comes the hook.

Smoke ’em if you got ’em.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Great game, Sanchez.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M SICK OF THIS!!!
SICK OF IT!!!
/starts breaking things

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow... Ankiel is out of the game

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

not sure I understand that move… who takes over for him in the OF? Melky?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Melky or McClouth. Neither is good at CF.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not nervous. It’s not like Glaus has ever done anything against the Giants.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

My stomach is queasy.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Standing-O by me... alone... in my house.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Please PLEASE, Baseball Gods, don’t let Glaus-Romo be Manny-Romo II: The Playoffs

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/stands and applauds for Jonathan

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Jonathan Sanchez,

Great game.
Thank you for not giving the Braves fans many opportunities to do the Tomahawk Chop.

Sincerely,
all of humanity

by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

This the Braves and the game is in ATL. Might as well look for “non weirdness” ( WTf that is) in the Castro durring a Gay pride parrade.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets do this Romo

Brush off yesterday.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Two days ago, but yea, brush it off.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still feels like yesterday.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great night from Durty

Let’s make sure he gets the win!!

by sbrody on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The starting pitchers definitely showed up for this series.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

And Buster...

but no one else, really.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Torres has been okay

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad nobody else but Buster Posey has, so far

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, ERic Hinske!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinske coming out

Instead of Glaus

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez deserves this win.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Deserves got nothing to do with it /Eastwood.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great game, Sanchez. Awesome start.

by pwoper on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

troy glaus suck

he cant barly stand in the batter box

by Wreckonized on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo or Casilla? Romo got hit last time…

Great job Jonathan!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is the second best pitcher in the Giants pen

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

not in the playoffs, he’s not.

i fucking called it

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes he is. after i saw that friday, i didnt want him in there today.

but bork, “players manager” had to use him

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am fearing the beard(s).

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Cox seriously burn Glaus for that?

Holy shit. Overmanaging much?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

If Hinske hits it out, he’s a genius, if he doesn’t, oh well, he did everything he could.

by NHL84 on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if goes to extras?

He announced Glaus, then, as soon as Sanchez came out, announced Hinske. So Glaus is gone.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

*it

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Glaus actually announced?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Romo please

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Sanchez.

Now let’s go Giants!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WAT THE FUCK! HINSKE?

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMOSEXUALS STEP UP!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Pops out of the closet

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ready for action, Sir!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yo

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

first time…

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here

But I’m nervous

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get your groundball

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets go ROMO!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m abjectly terrified right now.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

did they burn glaus????

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

in effigy.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan’s eyebrows are magnificent.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Understatement of the year

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea baby 0-2

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO TIME

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MERCY!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 don't throw a strike

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep walking over to the radio to turn off that insipid chop.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

yikes!

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap that was dead middle of the zone.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNSHYMNSHYMNSHYMNS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Backfoot slider please.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm nervous

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play would be awesome.

But just don’t elevate anything.

by NHL84 on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM SERGIO!!!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I CANNOT WATCH!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Good pitch

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M FUCKING PETRIFIED

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ROMO

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate baseball.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well shit. That was not the right pitch.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE ROMO!!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Back in the closet?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo can go away.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

only to preserve sanity.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS TEAM

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh.

My.
God.

This is unreal.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over

by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Bullpen

fail

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Done.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why I’m never positive. LOL us.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

i fucking called it.

DIDNT WANT ROMO

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE THE ROMOSEXUALS AT?!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanging themselves in the closet

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I officially hate the 8th Inning the most.

Oh yea Sanchez says Thank You…NOT!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK WAS LOPEZ

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They
Could
Not
Use
Another
Pitcher
Once
Sergio
Was
Announced

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT IS MINDBOGGLING THAT HE DID NOT USE LOPEZ

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was against the rules.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol giants

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I give up… what more can you do?

Great game Jonathan. Sorry.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

bmn ,, mn,,,mft, cvb ././bmnvmvmbn gmnbl;’hjggghfiuoonbvkhjjjghghjjjghhhnbkvnbk

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOO OFUCK FUCK NO

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

8th inning… part two.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Please don’t turn out to be Felix Hernandez, Sergio Romo.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ME! I’m drunk.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you just reminded me: time to start in on that bottle of Scotch

by Murray, Present on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo turning into Felix Hernandez would be great.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY BULLPEN WHY

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I died a little.

Romo won’t be the setup guy for a while now.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Just like 2000

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I KNEW BRINGIN ROMO WAS A BAD IDEA
BUT HINSKE? FUCKIN UNBELIEVABLE!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

right down the f’ing middle

by dougsaucy on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my Lord. This is the worst.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

God I'm sorry Jonathan

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

The bullpen has picked a terrible time to do this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh and go fuck yourself Hinske.

Piece of shit.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez looks so pissed.

Bullpen —> Screwed over Cain and Sanchez.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo → Screwed over Cain and Sanchez

The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.

by boonitez on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play, Ross.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch, Ross

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I said it yestersday and was chastised

I prefer HARD GAS late in the game in the playoffs.

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

game over, series over

I tried to be positive I guess I’ve learned my lesson these last two games

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a good season, though. Giants did better than most people thought.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

True. I never expected them to even make it this far.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, they will have a lot of work to do with the roster (non-pitching division). Can’t bank on Huff and Burrell (and even Uribe) putting up similar numbers. Gotta look to improve.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a Romosexuality Rehabilitation Camp?

I’m starting to think these feels aren’t natural.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

OFFENSE, DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT? NOW THINK ABOUT THE 7 RUNNERS IN THIS GAME THAT YOU COULD NOT GET IN.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus. What the fuck bullpen?!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't make me have to punch you.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT TO SEE ANOTHER REPLAY OF THE HOME RUN

by Murray, Present on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is over

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I am in fucking shock. This is such bullshit.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

REALLY YOU FUCKERS YOU COULDN’T SCORE MORE THAN ONE RUN?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

0 – for fucking 7 w/ RISP

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

we cant do anything against their bullpen

and they do everything against outs………………….

by Wreckonized on Oct 10, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rays are kind of encouraging.

by tomorrow on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Seriously, JLo was right there warming up and has been brutal on lefties.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He couldn't

Romo has to pitch to one hitter

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROMO

HAD
TO
PITCH.

Once he was announced he has to pitch. Hinske was put in after Romo was announced.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON AT BAT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

one*

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO YOU'RE NOT!

It’s against the fucking rules.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, technically..

it only had to be one pitch

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It had to be an entire AT-BAT.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. We went through all this earlier in the year when there was that weird “two visits to the mound” thing.

by sarf_london_niner on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t know anything about baseball

by kingofthacove on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole team failed yesterday, led by Romo

The whole team has so far failed today, led by Romo. Bochy rarely put Romo into any important situation the last two years, when he did, he was burned. LA and SD and NY early in the year, he gave up HRs or big hits. These last two games were the only two occasions since that he had any major pressure. We saw what happened.
This may be his Roger (49er) Craig game like that loss to the Giants in the playoffs in which he fumbled late in the game.

by Hatuxka on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had to use Sergio once he was announced. Those are the rules. Deal with it.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know anymore.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE HECK BOCHY!?!? WHY THE HECK!?!?!?

Does 1 that “1 GM, 2 H, 2 R” stat mean anything to you?!!?!? Why didnt you put Lopez dangit?!??!

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BECAUSE TROY GLAUS WAS UP

by kingofthacove on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Troy Glaus was batting.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it could have been worse…it could have been a walk-off homer. That would have hurt even more.

I hope to not see any more of Romo this series

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

now what have we learned today people

IF YOUR LAST NAME IS ROMO YOU CANNOT PERFORM IN THE PLAYOFFS!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think I can be romosexual anymore.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I might go back into the closet

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

why the ff am i wasting my time watching this crap

by chakdephatte on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The new fucking Felix Rodriguez. Unbelievable.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew this wasn’t going to end a 1-0 game.

C’mon, Giants hitters, do something good here.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

this is why panda didnt start right? so he could hit a pinch hit homerun right? right guys?

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want whatever you’re on.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Story of the series:

Starters put in great efforts, offense and bullpen falls flat on their faces.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Good news is

No Wagner

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Kimbrel is going to destroy us again.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad the rest of the braves pen are all closers lite

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Giants can’t even score of Farnsworth, so there’s also that.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift + A

Been listening from the car raido.

Romo…smh

Guess it’s Timmeh for the last gasp in game 4….

by Badly Browned on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

smh is the lamest thing on the internet.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A slider down the fucking middle.

You just can’t miss in that situation Sergio.

by NHL84 on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Giants Bandwagon Fans...

this is what it is like.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm a Giants fan in Atlanta

I’ll take the most heat when I go back to school tomorrow

"You can't spell Ovechkin without CHOKE!"

by sharkzfan on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

I'm without a home.

by HawkJaw on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna become a bandwagon fan, so I can just jump off when the Giants decide to implode

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bay Area sports teams

Have slowly morphed into useless, overrated and choke artists. Fascinating.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats even worst : /

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/regains consciousness

What happened?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowered his ERA from Infinity to 40.50 at least.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

If I haven’t seen your username before now you need to go away.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there any thing left in teh rally lepard? Or does somehave something with stronger mojo?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yesterday hurt, but I was still optimistic.

Now I am absolutely shattered.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit dammit dammit

I turn away for a few minutes and this is what I come back to? Efff………

Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.

by Clutch on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

At least the torture should be over quickly. Giants will all be swinging for the fences this inning and will strike out.

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

You can’t

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 6 all over again

That’s all, folks.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Oct 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Except it wasn't 1-0.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly, i dont even care.

i didnt want romo in the first place

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look, a rookie closer.

Watch him crush the Giants’ hopes. LOL playoff experience.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Less than a 9 pitch inning, I’d think.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

We need a new rally gif

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Eckstien hit a walk off this year so im not surprised.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am holding so much anger inside of me right now.

by shark94112 on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants = 1 win
Romo = 2 loses

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is 55 years old

and if I see him tonight I will kick his ass

I'm without a home.

by HawkJaw on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa will save us!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIKAWA?????

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

theres

1 out :(

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Panda

Although it’s the right choice.

by NHL84 on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, if not for Romo we sweep this series.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Or if we hit better with RISP.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

3 for 21.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

He’s been good for months. You can’t expect a bullpen to be as perfect as ours was forever. Maybe if we could score more than one run we wouldn’t be complaining as much.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

its just so sadding

like we played all year and we get beat by two losers like that. I wanna cry

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

3 for 21 with RISP

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ishi? wtf? i know panda has been shitty but cmon

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Right now would be a good time for a Travis Ishikawa homer.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

this is the biggest joke of a game i’ve ever watched

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over

Young Giants fans, welcome to your hazing.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t do this anymore.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi? Realy? WTF is that ?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

We don't deserve this

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Panda

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Although I'm upset with Romo

playoff teams need to score more than one goddamn run a game

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that’s true.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. This. So much this.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG Timmy looks so sad!

by kimmyg on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He had plans tomorrow.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned off the TV after the 2nd

If you go through 13 batters in the first two innings and only score one run, you are going to lose. I don’t give a fuck who is pitching. You lose when you fuck up that many times in two innings.

Blow chances and lose. It’s baseball.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm such a fan, I refuse to watch the games!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it

This team is fucking painful to watch. I was right, you were wrong.

Feel good?

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 10, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always watch.

Even the shitty games like the last one and possibly this one.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just

I’m seriously so angry for Cain and Sanchez right now. They gave us their all and the offense/bullpen let them down.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I am more frustrated/mad at the offense

So many wasted chances, in this game and Friday’s

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

After the Giants franchise won its last World Series, did a NEVER AGAIN campaign start up?

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

We will get to see what the Giants are made of tomorrow

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s amazing how detestable “the most loveable Giants team in years” can become

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"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

IT WONT FUCKING MATTER WHO FUCKING PITCHES TOMORROW IF WE DONT SCORE ANY FUCKING RUNS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

True but they had the lead… the Padres bullpen would have swept this series…

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, because they’ve never given up a run before.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot more consistent than this.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote that the entire rotation refuses to pitch tomorrow in protest.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

every team has their playoff fuckup. Romo is obviously ours.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

can i get one of these

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB, Ish

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATING THE GAME

Nice AB, Travis.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

10 10 10 10 WALK

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice PA Travis!

Let’s keep it going!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Attaboy, TRavis

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk

That’s a start.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WALKIN' TRAVIS!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BASERUNNERS

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

its games like this that make me miss finishing 4th in the division and quietly going into the night

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

And now the double play.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

In the past two games, we got to experience game six 2002 TWICE as a bonus.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

good AB, Ishi… come on, Andres.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PINCH RUN WITH WHITESIDE

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi willed himself on base

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GEE I SORTA WISH WE HAD DARREN FORD

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god

pleeeeeeeeeeease for the love of god PLEEEEEEEEEASE

by sbrody on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Can JT Snow pinch-run?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Beggars can't be choosers.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

tiny flame of hope.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Put in Ford...

oh, wait…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

this is what i want

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man. That was the one to hit.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

A Non Out!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

please, giants

it’s my birthday

by kingofthacove on Oct 10, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DONT LET ME WITHER AWAY LIKE THIS

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Was thinking the same thing.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

shave the beard, Sergio, it looks stupid when you fuck up

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

shave the beard, Sergio, it looks stupid when you fuck up

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

These fans are fucktards

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

And Bass-Tards

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that was a very hittable pitch

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This is depressing

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

How does that idiot leave Romo in to face Hinske? How?? How????

by the freak on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He came in to face Glaus.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This times a million

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta swing the bat there

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT A FUCKING STIRKE

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

bghjfkdytuykftuyojfkhggiuly

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FAAAAACK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Same shit, game after game after game.
I’m done.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

gift

I'm without a home.

by HawkJaw on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Outside. Outside. Outside.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

tears

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The dam is close to bursting

My tears won’t stop. I know it.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god this series, I mean game, is almost over.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He swung at it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/braces for firstpitchout

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

A

got to protect

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man

Mole.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Freddy. Way to swing at a ball.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE TIME

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

nice swing freddy

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m fucking tired of this Atlanta strike zone what the fuck is this its not the mid 90’s blue

by dougsaucy on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T.SWING.AT.THAT!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OR THAT!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck are you swinging at

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy looks awful.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY MOLE!!!!!

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SWINGING AT?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

….well then.

The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.

by boonitez on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 2

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 3

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez has to be joking

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I never want to see Romo again. Biggest playoff choker ever.

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

it just hit me

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t Watch This

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hi teaers

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Also tears.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda here please. Down to 1 out at least go down swinging with some power.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It's over. It's fucking over.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT SO FAST.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

A HIT!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Why? What did I miss

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s at the game.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes!

Fuck yes!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

HUM BABBY!

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole, great job

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

/heart attack

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Not dead yet

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

oh come on huff daddy

make your presence known in this series

by Weltall on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

there we go.... keep it up!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

prolonging the crushing gutpunch

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe it’s called the A’s tease.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah really

can i just go take my post-loss nap already

by Weltall on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still Alive!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Two on, two out. MAN UP, GIANTS HITTERS.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES TYING RUN IN SCORING POISITIONG!!!!!!

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta give Sanchez credit after those first two swings.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

please please please

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

am i seeing a torture win?!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Not till they actually do it

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I highly doubt it.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol no

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

False Hope

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's see...

Please, Please, PLEASE make this worth it.

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff

Please, sir. We want some more.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WE LIVE!

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This is it, Aubrey. Make your mark in the playoffs.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants are good at two things:

 1. Pitching
 2. Torture (and extending torture)

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Stayin' Alive for Aubrey.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

One. More. Hit.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Giants, why do you tease me with hope?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

pinch run ishi? is rowand faster?

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed. Rowand should be in.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Chris Berman is faster than Ishi.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey, you waited your whole life for this

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THE DOCTOR SAID

“ive never seen an ulcer this big before”

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE AUBREY I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES IF YOU GET A HIT

by Murray, Present on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

writing checks your body literally can’t cash?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Oct 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WANT IT MORE

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Still breathing...

A pickoff is coming… I know it

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

NAYSAYERS QUIET!

Huff is up! Buster is on deck! Lets give them good juju!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

" you make bats afraid of crooked ball."

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

whos expecting a 1 pitch out? i am

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Maaaaaaybe 2 pitches, but, yeah. No reason for optimism. The Giants are the Giants no matter the colorful bunch of characters.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s faster than Ishikawa.

by kingofthacove on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff hits LHP better than Rowand.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he said pinch run

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKIN UNBELIEVABLE!
GIANTS 1 RUNS-7HITS
BRAVES 2 RUNS- 3HITS

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

“Unbelievable” or “par for the course”?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Far too believable, unfortunately.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont forget they helped with 2 errors

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff, please don't end the night like this.

All I have left to watch tonight is the 49ers, and we all know how that will end.

by BeatLA55 on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

look at Dunn, he sucks. HUFF IT UP

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Soul burning, hand wringing, head banging torture.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MON

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hope Hammonds Huff singles to left here

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Who would win a race between Ishikawa and JT Snow?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/uh

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

CMON HUFF

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

7 hits 1 run for us

3 fucking hits and 2 runs for them…..

by Wreckonized on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY HUFF DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK ERIC HINSKE

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric Hinske and Rick Ankiel. Unbelievable

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that Rowand on deck?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

he should walk

so buster gets the last out just to torture us more

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

You just know that Huff is going to hit one on the nails that get caught with an incredible diving catch to end the game…it’s gotta be more torture.

/reverse jinx, please oh please reverse jinx

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice work, nofreetime

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK RICK ANKIEL

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

GO HUFF DADDDDDDYYYYY

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ffffffffffffffffffffff

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]

by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF DADDY!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!

HUFF!!!!!!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YESYYEYYYEYYEYYYSYYSY

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

AUBREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF DADDY!!!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFHUFFHUFFHUFF

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFFHUFF

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG YES!

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

THIS NEVER HAPPENS

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREY FUCKING HUFF

YOU SEXY MAN YOU SEXY MAN
YES
YES

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK EYS FUCK EYS FAWUEGPAWIEGPAEWFIASFDIPFUFKCYES!!!!

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YIPPEE!

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT YESSS

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YAAA

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKYES

by tomorrow on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yea! Huff!!

Tied game!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WE GOT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Save this.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES

THERE IS A CHANCE

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff, you beautiful, beautiful son of a bitch.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Suffers stroke

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG AUBREY

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, I love you Aubrey!!!

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING FUCK YESS!

I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't breathe

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT~!~!!~ Too much happiness

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO BE CAUGHT FOR SURE

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Ishi was going to get tagged out at home.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i JUST WOKE UP MY WHOLE FUCKING APARTMENT BUILDING AT 12.39 AM!!!

by Bitter Fan on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey I love you

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

huff

you are AMAZING!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT TO RUN AROUND

OMFG!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

DEEP BREATHS DEEP BREATHS

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo owes Huff a steak dinner at Ruth Chris.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn't Sanchez on third?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE THE LEAD NOW. I DO NOT WANT TO GO INTO EXTRA INNINGS.

TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING LEAD RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW. DO IT

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HOT FUCKIN' DAMN!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

IT TAKES POSITIVE JUJU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man

I hope someone GIFs Timmy’s reaction!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Ishi was going to be JT Snow in 2003 all over again.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So did I

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DELIVER US BUSTER!! MAKE UP FOR FRIDAY

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like this team is abusing me.

Is there a hot line for this sort of thing?

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]

by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

1-800-867-8873

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!
THERE IS A GOD!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely had visions of JT Snow as Ishi rounded third

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just told my wife the same thing lol

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, another Timmy “FUCK YEAH!” audible on TV.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking awesome

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey!

I love you forever!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE THE DOUBTERS AT?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

There is stiullly plenty of time for weirdness. Before Coors Fields there were games in ATL. the Darkside is strong there.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

this.

Heart of the Atlanta order next.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone make a gif of Lincecum’s reaction

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Real quick, why did Sanchez not make it to third? Had to stay put?

by tomorrow on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

every part of me is sweating right now.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunn is done

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO GET JT’D

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

you weren’t the only one

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

more torture....

I gotta get out of this business

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

IM SHAKING

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

oh fuck yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved Timmy’s reaction. It looked just like mine

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

I’m at work right now, helping customers and having to pretend to be calm

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Redemption for Posey?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, haters

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy!

Yes! That was F-bomb on national TV!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This is it Buster

Your chance for eternal Giants legendary status.

by Bochean on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to make up for the double play, Posey.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

omg timmy I love you so fucking much for that

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

CMON BUSTER

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster

Most people do not get a second chance. You got one right now.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

A name that strikes fear into little children everywhere.

by BeatLA55 on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Romo to get the win, just because it would be so fucking hilariously Giants-like

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FWIW, we are burning through all their best arms.

Who do they have left in the pen? Farnsworth and Saito?

by NHL84 on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I blacked out for a second

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS GAME BREAK

PUT ON OUR GAME YOU SHIT HEADS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

One. More. Hit.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WE HAVE A GAME EVRYBODY

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Oct 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD CROWD

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, with your stupid-ass phloppy phalluses.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna get excited

but the last time, the cut was so deep I don’t know if I can do that again

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Redemtion Buster

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad Heyward didn’t dive and the ball rolled to the wall

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NINTH

Posey should rage at the close of the game,
Rage, rage or I’m gonna finish this absinth

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird

That is Buster’s walk up music too.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL THAT WAS EXACTLY MY REACTION LIKE LINCECUM
AND MY NEIGHBOR GOT PISSED CUZ I WAKE HER DOG : / WTF!
I DONT GIVE A SHIT WE TIED THE GAME FUCK YEA!!!!!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing the NL ROY runner-up has such a shitty arm

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

IF I HAD HEART PILLS I WOULD TAKE THEM NOW

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I have heart pills

Huff reminded me that I have to take them…

by and0 on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

TEARS ARE STILL ON MY FACE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO!!!!! RALLY GHOSTBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff you are beautiful

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

Love the spats.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just needs a red thong now…

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I would complain if Buster walked

But I’d much rather have him hitting than Nate.

Or, you know, Burrell.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP TURNING BALLS OVER TO THE LEFT, POSEY!!!

FUCK!!!

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYONE THROW BUSTER YOUR GOOD JUJU!!!!!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Buster please

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CONRAD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK ITS CONRAD AGAIN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA!!!!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS SOME AWESOME TORTURE

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSS

JIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

MVPMVPMVP

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLCONRAD!!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BROOKS CONRAD!!!

Giants MVP for this series. WOOOOOOT!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The Conrad Show!!!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Holy shit!!!

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT! CONRAD!!!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually feel pretty bad for Conrad at this point.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, maybe later.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONRAD FAILS AGAIN

YEYAHEAYEYHAEYAEHAYEHAEYAHEHYAE

by BeatLA55 on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BETWEEN HIS PURSE!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Errah!!!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

CONRAD

CONRAD CONRAD CONRAD CONRAD CONRAD CONRAD

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

They are going to fry him.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING LO.L IT HAD TO BE CONRAD

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD BROOKS CONRAD

by kimmyg on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BROOKS
CONRAD!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

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by geef on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Conrad.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE BROOKS CONRAD

by dougsaucy on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

CONRAD!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet Mother of God!!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Conrad

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BROOKS CONRAD ERRAHYECK YES

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE THE BRAVES INFIELD

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

This is a fantastic development

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Conrad and Romo will live together in infamy!!!!!

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG CONRAD YOU SUCK I LOVE YOU

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CONRAD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not think we are ever going to see Conrad again.

So lets enjoy it while we can.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone get Brooks Conrad a bodyguard

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CONRAD!!!!!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip

“It’s not his fault…he shouldn’t be playing in this game.”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL…how I miss Kuip.

by Timorous Me on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

PO-SEYS better!!!

Fuck u !!!

by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh my word. This is amazing.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Conrad up in the bottom of the 9th?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I was on TC earlier, and a Braves fan asked this question:

“Gold Glove for Conrad?”

Sandy Alderson for Mets President | Rick Hahn for Mets GM
R.A. Dickey for Governor!

by Russ on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

my mind is blown!!!!!

by Bitter Fan on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

<img src=“”http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2328/img0187012.gif"/>"/><img src=“”http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2328/img0187012.gif"/>"/>

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm getting a Brooks Conrad Jersey for sure now!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS!!!

Best Giant ever.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure they’ll be on sale now!

by kimmyg on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey Read MCC???

LOL hit it to Conrad!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

errrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Conrad with the visible WTF

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]

by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Giants for not forcing me to have my poor Giant-loving wife committed to an institution

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Post of the Day.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

I almost feel bad for the guy

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA CONRAD FUCK YEA I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
WOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Get greedy, Giants

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Get excited about THIS!

D. Stockton.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

conrad is their romo

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Conrad all by himself.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

that poor guy, man.

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

How much do we pay Conrad?

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

AMAZING

TO TRADEGY
BACK TO AMAZING

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Conrad is the only one not in the huddle on the mound. It must suck to be him.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I just canceled my order for a Timmy jersey for a Brooks Conrad one.

by kingofthacove on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I

DONT
FUCKING
BELIEVE
IT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT

IS GOING ON IS THIS REALLY THE GIANTS?

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WANNA GET AWAY?!?!?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

CONRAD!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

sl

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

If Wilson gets it done in the bottom half, Romo gets the win. I have a problem with that. Scorer’s discretion should give it to Sanchez.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely agree.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wins are a stupid stat.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely agree with this as well.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, maybe stupidest stat

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD LOL CONRAD

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IS HAPPENING?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?

THEY WERE DOWN TO THEIR FINAL STRIKE

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That was so Con-RAD!!!

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, which one of you promised to sleep with Conrad?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

deep breaths deep breaths

by QuakeFan on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The depression in Stockton's voice

Is music to my ears.

Fucking homer announcer.

by maysian on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck him. Seriously.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm telling your guys...

it’s all about the good juju. NO NAYSAYING!!! POSITIVE THOUGHTS!!!!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno.

I’ve had Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You” on replay since the end of the 8th.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]

by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants MVP of the series

Brooks Conrad

I agree with what Jon & Kuip are saying, it’s really not Conrad’s fault, he shouldn’t be out there playing second.

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

"You made me play second base!!!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like how Buckner shouldn’t have been playing first because he was injured.

by BeatLA55 on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Nate!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Merkle Conrad!!!

you guys too young for that?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG BONER

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do have a boner right now, if that’s what you mean.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

vapors!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just overshared, overlord.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brooks's Boner!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Snodgrass Conrad!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Guys….Just got here what’d I miss?

 LOL…Torture

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL…Torture CONRAD

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game’s not over yet.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This crowd, says D. Stockton, is stunned.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Err-uh

san-CHEZ

Fuck off, Dick Stockton.

by Murray, Present on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Deek Stucktown

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET GREEDY

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

We’d be swept if Prado wasn’t injured.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i've been there.

except it was little league and i still got to eat after.

by bruddah on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Brooks Conrad is my own personal Justin Bieber. I’m going to spend tomorrow hanging posters of him all over my room.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I just realized that I forgot to buy bananas at the store today. Oh well.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

TIME TO REVENGE OURSELVES ON FARNSWORTH!!!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If he’ll just revert to being Kyle Farnsworth

by WooIsMe on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

or an 8th inning setup man

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant believe conrad is still in the game. 7 errors in the past 6 games. 2 fuckups in the clutch. Cox deserves this retirement.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

IM ALMOST OUT OF ALMONDS I NEED NEW STRESS FOOD

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve abandoned the glass. Straight intravenous.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just in...

Fuck yeah!

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Uggla in the allstar game a couple years ago, but thats not a real game. In a game of this magnitude, I have no idea.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I so bad

I’m still thinking up ways we could screw this up

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Good news, everyone!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I just filled the cup

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BROOKS WAS HERE

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

True, true.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

More runs!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSS!!!!

Conrad for MVP!!!!

"Let there be Boch."

by LoveAllGiants on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, we got a guy on 3rd now?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD JUJU FOR NATE!!!!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

My cellphone just blew up. I love that K&K and Jon had the same experience.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Jugger

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets go Nate

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DO A BARREL ROLL

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only thing to get Romo off the hook

I am happy for him. But damn don’t bring him in again!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyward Lee McCann up next inning. I want more runs.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyward-LeeMcCann in the bottom of the 9th

:[

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I know

I’m scared shitless. Common Wilson!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Better-Than-Common Wilson!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU TRAVIS ISHIKAWA

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

+111

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could he be the MVP if he wasn’t even the most useful 2nd baseman on the field?

by borkbork on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the Braves, this is a helluva donnybrooks.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate, pretend the ball is a Chinese catcher.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not nice.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why so serious?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww that would have been sweet.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole’s AB was brilliant

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be like pro wrestling

And Brooks Conrad tears off his Braves jersey and he has a Giants one underneath.

Then the crowd starts booing and he does the “I can’t hear you!” motion.

by sfmaynard on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD!!

THAT’S BROOKS CONRAD’S MUSIC!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

gota show ishi some love

he started this shit with the GREAT AB

by Wreckonized on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This. I doubted him, but glad to see him have a clutch AB.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he did

He did a fantastic job of getting on base. It was the only thing he had to do and he did it beautifully.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH THIS GAME WILSON

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay.

It’s ninja time!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohhhhhhh, boy.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

In answer to how the name "Sanchez" has been consistently mispronounced

I will now be phrasing our announcer’s name as a question, thusly:

Dick Stock? Ton!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

No kidding. Along with “err-uh.”

by Murray, Present on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Wilson!

Redemption time!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, hold on to your hats, ladies and trannies and gents.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GIMME THE "THREE MORE OUTS" PICTURE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

RUBBING ALCOHOL

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have gallons of that shit in my lab here. Ditto the ethanol. But it’s denatured ethanol, so it’ll kill you.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scope will do in a pinch.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This series= Romo v. Conrad Fail-off

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Not even close

Conrad wins that one by a mile

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get three outs. Do it

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, how do we lose this?

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up shut up shut up!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arousal.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you had to know we wouldn’t get an insurance run there. It’s just not allowed.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

prepare for even more ungodly stress.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is ridiculous

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Please, please, please. A tortureless inning.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FEAR THE BEARD!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe Wilson

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This is B. Dubs time to shine

none of this eight inning shit- he OWNS the 9th! Good Juju time!!!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

God, I’m simultaneously nervous and ecstatic.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Romo

Pitcher Wins can be a funny stat sometimes.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the answer to those people asking, sincerely, why WINZ have lost luster as ways to measure a pitcher’s performance.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there still ways to lose this?

Oh, my, my, my, yes . . . there are more ways than you can even imagine.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

How about Lopez for Heyward?

then bring in Wilson

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyward has sucked this series, so I trust Wilson.

by BeatLA55 on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd do it

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking one for the team.

You are the Andres Torres of McC

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A toe?

No contest. Do you get to choose the toe?

Bet you’d get laid also. Some girls like that kinda thing.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I started by saying both legs but they said just a toe would be sufficient and I have to say, I’m a little relieved now. Especially since I may have to offer up other body parts in the near future

by sbrody on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try something heavy like a cleaver. You don’t want to saw bone.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A toe?

I can get you a toe by by three o’clock this afternoon. WITH nail polish.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Brian

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

My emotions have gone so up and down in the last 30 minutes that I feel sick to my stomach.

by BeatLA55 on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone who requests more torture may go cut himself/herself right now.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder . . .

 . . . if anyone left the gathering at the park in disgust.

That person will be punished.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Or lauded for changing the mojo.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Wilson. Please?

by shark94112 on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

My computer can't handle this thread anymore

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine either,

and I’ve got a big boy here on my desk top.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfft

I am running this on a laptop

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

/grabs crotch

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife would not approve.

But she isn’t here right now.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

More weird than beard.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

More beard than man

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Weird > Beard > Man

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throws a 98mph fastball

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am still very very nervous

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE GUTS THAN STUFF

by tomorrow on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

TBS?

>More guts than stuff

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Same bullets from the other night huh?

Fuck you again, TBS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Beard the fuck up Brian.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK TBS!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit i need to go to the bathroom... make this a quick one B!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ninja Time

Cuss words, WOW

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Things I've learned from youtube comments

Rec this is you are nervous!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

My computer is wheezing.

STFD!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

No baserunners please...

My cardiologist demands it

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT
THE
FUCK
DOWN

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD J-Fail

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Ump!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

K thnx, Bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad call

I’ll take it!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

"Posey's Better"

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah complain some more.

Cause it has been totally unlike you to strike out in this series.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

hahahaha

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward...

Bitch all you want, you were 0-11, you aren’t getting any calls rook

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD.

by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL sooo not a strike.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

(lol horrible call, but I’ll take it)

by NHL84 on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD 3rd best rookie

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hat trick for the ROY runner up

by QuakeFan on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t say the ump is biased.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

He sucks in general.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next year when Atlanta comes to San Francisco

Heyward should be booed relentlessly.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, it’s not like he’s done anything bad against us.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Totally classy ATL fans. A Georgian you’re booing no less.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEED MOAR BANDWIDTH

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Brian

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Love it.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

COme on, man.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes Wilson.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES KID

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

My wife

“Don’t walk him!”

Me: agreement

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson! Throw strikes!

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon

Use your ninja skills, Brian.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more out, Brian!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

One more out. I’m so scared

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Have some whiskey. It’s what I’m doing.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Weez

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE ME SOME DISGUSTED BAT FLIPS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THESE JIVE TURKEY BITCHES

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG Andres is awesome.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

GET THE LAST OUT PLEASE I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

/HEART ATTACK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Gallo's psyche . . .

and computer are going blank. I don’t think a new thread is the issue.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian, stay within thy self

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M STILL NERVOUS

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This

+109

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a mental assassination.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON

One more.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

From my Bum.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

All game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

raises hand

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice bat toss, Lee

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin' A

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep the ball down.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

do this.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BRIAN

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Terror level: Orange

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE OUT
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nom Nom Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Only if you do it right.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture Time!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, please. Come on.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

God damnit.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit ass

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKKKK

Common…

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck fuck fuck

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO

Dang it.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

DAM THAT WAS CLOSE FREDDY : /

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

So much torture.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3 inning?

Where’s the torture in that?

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

CONRAD WOULDVE GOT THAT

by apistat on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

But then he’d have thrown it into the stands.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make it end. I don’t want to watch this game anymore. Make it end, please.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

One… More… Out

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets go Beard!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess there wasn't enough torture.

Haven’t we endured enough.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough play

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

McLouth would fit right in with Gonzalez and Hinske

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm jinxing it!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough play but he should have made that

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw Strikes Weez

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Cox just pulled a Whiteside for Posey move.

by apistat on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I kind of laughed when Brenley just called it a rarity.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

History is on your side.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Juju for B. Dub!!!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SHOOT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't breathe.

This is too much for me…

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Have no fear, for Brian Wilson is here.

Just need him to load the bases before he can finish it off.

by Voxx on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Catcher running for catcher. A rarity.

I’m glad we held McCann to a single.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We've done it before.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cox thinks he can score on a gapper.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s fortunate that McCann only got a single.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS SHIT

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This is torture. Pure, unadulterated torture.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Generous.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson’s velocity is down.

by the freak on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MERCY!!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

neurofarm is standing.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW THAT AGAIN

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL why are we getting so much room on the outside corner

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Please make this game stop

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoooooooooo

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE STRIKE PKLEASE PLEASE!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM, Ninja style.

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BALTIC CHORALES!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It hurts so bad.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!!!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So Romo vultures a win!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

2-1 Series Lead.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

by thirteen on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

VICTORY!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!

GIANTS WIN!!!!

Holy fuck!!!!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSS

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Game was never in doubt

[he types, while whimpering under his kitchen table]

by WooIsMe on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

EPIC THREAD IS EPIC!

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS WIN!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU JESUS!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO!!!!

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS!!!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK AND YES!!!!!!!!

Oh my word. I need some smelling salts.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

I'm without a home.

by HawkJaw on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

just wow

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!


"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

by In Bust we Trust on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

I was so nervous that I forgot to stand.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Never doubted it for a second.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s an awesome picture.

by shark94112 on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the best picture ever

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like anyone could even know that.

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Win

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YEEEEEESSSSSS

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

!!!!

FINALLY FUCKING YES

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES! WE ARE SO LUCKY

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Craziest muthafuckin postseason win in Giants history?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m poopin.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU TOO YOU SEXY ANIMAL YOU

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now if you’ll all excuse me, I need to go vomit and pass out.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE EVERYTHING

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Where's that weeeeee pig

Gif?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS VS. THE GIANTS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, yes

Fuck you Atlanta and your wannabe ROY

I HATE YOU PABLO!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

AMERICA

FUCK YEAH

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking HUGE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DANCE!!!

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

A

i just jizzed in my fucking poants

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

PAYBACK IS A BITCH BRAVES!!!
WOOOHOOOOO!!!! WIN WIN WIN!!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

/unlurks

HOLE. LEE. SHIT.

Bowkermania runs wild no more.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW DOES THIS FUCKING TEAM HAVE HEART!!!!

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Post Game Headline:

Giants Win, but only after Romo tries to ruin the franchise by going 0-7 with RISP.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Mrs. Kitspool: “How many years did this game take off of your life?”
Me: “50.”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

But sooooooooo worth it.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww yeah!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

My computer can no longer handle this thread

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

EAT MY DICK HINSKE!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I need to be hospitalized.

by kimmyg on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

did

Romo get the win?

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

David BEE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Really wish we’d won yesterday, but I’ll take a win in Game 4.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

As well as this win.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freaks and Geeks!!!

Hell yeah!

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I am going to die

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe my favorite win in my 35 years!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still love Romo.

I am not a fairweatherfan.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good man.

I stand with you.

Please don’t be Felix Hernandez Rodriguez, Sergio.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call this

Uh-huh!

Nuh-uh!

UH FUCKING HUH

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s cooler than being cool?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re from Atlanta. Fuck ’em!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things to be happy about today

1. Giants win
2. I am not Brooks Conrad

by sfmaynard on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Help Guys

I can’t feel my nipples. I am pinching hard and nothing. Just numb.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

*pinches*

Yup, I don’t feel anything either.

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dance Dance Dance!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my goodness

Is that Zito in the other car?

by Lipssan1 on Oct 10, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

I didn’t notice that! Amazing!

by Badly Browned on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck it is!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

Is some amazing attention to detail.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE LOVE YOU CONRAD
OH YES WE DO
WE DON’T LOVE ANYONE
AS MUCH AS YOU
WHEN YOU’RE NOT NEAR US
WE’RE BLUE!
OH CONRAD, WE LOVE YOU!!

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm...

Sanchez pwns for 7. K’s 11. Gives up 1 hit.
Giants score only one.
Romo fails in 8th by giving up 2 run homer to some dousche.
Giants score a run in the ninth and then are given a 2nd run.
Wilson closes door.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am completely tapped right now.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I was so :( I flash fell asleep and woke up two hitters later and now I’m :) X 10^28 (note the 28)!!!!!!!!!! I didn’t want to post this earlier cause I didn’t want to jinx it.

by GiganteGrande on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Torture!

Great Win!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner will start game numero cuatro!!

by GiganteGrande on Oct 10, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Grant too busy rewriting his post game?

“I’ve had it with the Giants and their stupid blowing leads and…er…sweet clutch 9th innings?”

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

this thread was awesome

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Oct 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

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