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There's your run, Jonathan. Go nuts.

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The at bats vs hudson have been really good so far

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant doing minion work

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Huff

With each at bat the frustration has to be growing in him. He finally got here and he cannot get anyone in when they are set for him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He hammered that ball. BABiP’d.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat AtLAnta.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Exchange

Goofus: We’re earning these unearned runs
Oldjacket: Yes, do you know how hard it is to hit it to Conrad consistently?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ladies and gentleman, the comedic stylings of Goofus and Oldjacket™!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should draw a comic of them with penis hands.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where can I download the podcast?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really like Hudson’s face.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

time for a shutdown inning.

by chakdephatte on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Shut down!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

End the torture
clap
clap
clappity clap

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

we get it.

halladay pitched a no hitter.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

No biggy

Timmy had a better game score.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’ve replayed Ankiel’s HR more than the no-hitter.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three things

1. Hudson does not look like shutdown material
2. We got first run
3. Sanchez so far is great

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d be more confident if Sanchez were getting the close strike calls.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

(like that one, which was a strike)

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

borderline at best

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. but Hudson is getting those.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

but just on the low side

like i said, borderline at best.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

3. SSS

Please shutdown inning!

by speckops on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that mean we are stocking runs?

Does that mean we are stalking runs?

….

Does that mean we arestalking runs in stockings?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this one have more New & Improved Giants runs?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve seen one of these “Beyond Baseball” commercials for the Giants.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

they had one for timmy last year

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

should have another

by tomorrow on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s on reason for that: Barry Lamar Bonds. The rest of the country still hates him.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the hell was that blue?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

uhh are they forgetting sanchez’s no-no?

by chakdephatte on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They mentioned it.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They started the conversation by mentioning his no-no and then digressing.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything west of the Mississippi stays there.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slider!

Do it!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross

Like a bawss

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY ARE THEY SHOWING THIS

by kimmyg on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

cody ross on how to catch a fly ball

by tomorrow on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol delayed call

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol strike zone

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i was so close to driving my ass out to atlanta today.

sort of glad i didn’t.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly. Labor day was last month. What union is she a member of?

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first time I had to deliver a baby, I tried to push it back in. The attending never showed, the resident left the room, and the nurses were yelling at me to not let the baby come out.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah! Sounds intense. When are you official?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not one of my prouder months. I graduate in May. I’m currently applying for residency and hoping to end up back in California.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine that later the same nurses went outside to yell at the sun to not go down so fast.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOESN'T THE BABY KNOW!?

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The baby is obviously the second coming of Frasier Crane.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BALTIC CHORALES!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD other Alex Gonzalez!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

They blew a bunch of opportunities on Friday, too, Brenly and DICK.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played Mauer!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONE4D

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Awesome.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win.

TL2, you should cross-post this to Talking Chop.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did that ball hit Gonzalez in the foot while he swung?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked like it!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, Bob. When I think about knowledgeable baseball fans, Atlanta comes to mind.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Atlanta sports fans would probably be the worst in the country if Miami didn’t exist.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phoenix is way better. They at least support the Suns well.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nom Nomm Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it when Andres Torres plays centerfield for the Giants!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM

Shut that shit down !

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Great inning for Sanchez. 7 more of those, please.

by Uncle Russel on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice inning, Guapo

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

wow that inning was fast

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

yea TORRES! and good job sanchez

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

NOTHING FOR YOU THAT INNING, ATLANTA

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the problem friday night was

the bullpen wasn’t used to having that big of a lead….

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This Pleases

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

TBS on Comcast here in Foster City has just gone dark. HELP!!
/calling DirectTV for deals

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

A meteor hit the stadium all were lost.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take it as a blessing and turn on the radio.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have been listening to KNBR all game, thanks.
Switched to SD version and all is (sorta) well again.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atta boy J. Sanchez

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, not an error (by him), but

Brooks Conrad was the guy applying the tag to Posey at 2nd in Game One. Dude’s had a horrendous series. I feel bad for him.

But not that bad.

Keep it up, Brooks Notrobinson!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+109

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

us - 7 baserunners

them – 1 baserunner

Sanchez – 36 pitches thrown
Hudson – 40 pitches thrown

Giants baseball.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Only the Giants

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT-A!

HEY GUYS I SURVIVED MY 21ST BIRTHDAY. THE GIANTS DID NOT PARTICIPATE. LETS DO THIS!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

gratz. When was your birthday?

by cybermaldonado on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

friday

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is it with this strikezone

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Rouge!
Mascara!!
Eye Shadow!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL non-strike

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground attack go!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shitty defense!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Busted!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOPS

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

i dont think the braves like this ump that much either

by Wreckonized on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

hell yea! LOL BRAVES DEFENSE

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you again, Braves!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

This zone is some kind of doughnut shaped blob.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PADRE'd!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Even his comebackers are too awesome to catch!

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

How does this ump still have a job?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

AND WORKING IN THE PLAYOFFS!?!?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's his 6th NLDS or something

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

now how are we going to strand Posey this time?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Huds-E-1 amirite?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I take responsibility for the game two loss because i wasn't here to say...

FUCK YOU TORREALBA

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Pat!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Amorphous strike zone continues.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Verducci preparing to service that microphone? Holy Ford C. Frick.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This umpire is the worst.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s mostly been okay, but a few bad calls really rankle.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of the infield variety

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

AtLOLanta

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey is gonna be sent here, isn't he?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruled a hit so far

I think it was E-1

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

and torres was safe at third so now we are even on stolen base bad calls!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Infield hit for Posey, and Conrad not involved in any way. Progress #sfgiants #braves

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

snarky Baggs

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, sometimes I get confused by the tweet symbols…

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like when Bagss is snarky. Ratto? Not so much.

by pwoper on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, when did the braves become the sole oppressed victims of MLB umpires

by dougsaucy on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since the games are on TBS

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s how the Braves get those three inches off the plate.

All part of the plan, buys. Just widen that catcher’s box another inch, willya?

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

KDL is in the Public House

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi kdl!!!!

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI KDL!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

beer and cupcake #2

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew. That was close to be taking with this umpire.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Like Pat's approach so far

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my bad

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

>:[

grr

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell behind in count 1-2, glances over at pitch tracker with all 3 out of the strike zone

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Bat

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The Braves keep trying to give this game to the Giants

But the Giants are too proud to take it.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are you swinging at that?

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ick

Hudson with a pretty pitch

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

not a single pitch was in the strike zone

via TBS

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by BrandonMK50 on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BurrelLOL

That was ball 2

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have been ball 4.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did not get a single strike in that AB

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed, not a single pitch was in the strike as delineated by the FUCKING RULEBOOK!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hack

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by BrandonMK50 on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hack, hack, hack

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm to the point of wanting to see Uribe and Sandoval chatting on the bench during the game.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

nm

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON
UUUUUUUUURRRIBBBE

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

i second this motion

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flappy sighting!

by geef on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Good grief.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, look! A double play.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What would a game be without one of those?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees vs Red Sox?

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Uribe…

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOVELY! ANOTHER DP.

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Figures

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant’s Baseball….

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

god damn it

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats the Giants I know and Love

Damn it

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

/ shocked…..

by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

fuck

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!!

…wait

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It's not a Giants game without a double play

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

We can't go a game without one.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Never

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

U-Ribe falling over himself to hit into a double play. can we bring guillen back to the 6 spot yet?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s pouting at home.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

so i hear.. lol

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no we cannot.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

A VINYARD?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Get real!

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate those commercials

Rich people making fun of other rich people

by and0 on Oct 10, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAILRIBE

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

So I flip back to the TV to check the score during a break from Forza 3...

…see that the score is now 1-0…

And for some reason this is the first thing that came to mind.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I just watched that movie the other night I love it.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of posting that.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It's getting to where we need to sacrifice every time we get someone on first

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

might as well…

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do realize that we’re leading.

by seaborn on Oct 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying you think we have enough runs?

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and on defense…..

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was meant as sort of a keep-sucking-atlanta thing.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And not currently at-bat.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe in your twisted reality :O

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least we don’t have Pablo or Guillen in the lineup

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!
but that still doesn’t make me happy thoght

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t the lineup feel different without Sandoval? Like the approaching hole in the lineup isn’t going to approach.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe is filling that hole nicely

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

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Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go out on a limb right now and say 1 run will not be enough to win this game.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

O/U seeing Ankiel’s home run? 1.5

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look it's Rick Ankiel

I wonder if we’ll get to see that HR again

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Mercy is for the weak

No mercy. Finish Him!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, wisdom from the TV

“Whichever pitcher settles in will probably give his team a better chance of winning?

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

they have showed the replay so many times

all 6 billion people have had time to watch it

by Wreckonized on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Creepy Verduchi over hte shoulder of Ankiel in that camera angle.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

he is so bad.

i can’t believe he hit one.

by bruddah on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate his face.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Verducci really does look ready to fellate that microphone.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

fapfapfapfpafpfafpafapfap

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha Ankiel

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark McGwire was a converted pitcher.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is probably true. McGwire was a starting pitcher for much of his college career at USC. I seem to remember he didn’t start playing the field regularly until a summer league coach in Alaska told him to give up pitching.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a baseball card of him as a member of the Glacier Pilots of Anchorage, Alaska.

It was printed in honor of his pitching a no-hitter.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOOD

3 LOOKS AT THAT HOMERUN

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

3 Times!

Hooray!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

great more replays.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HA

And there it is!

Three of them!

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, nice six-camera montage of the homer, you fucks.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised they didn’t show the factory in Haiti where the ball was made, while Ken Burns piano music plays in the background.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They will show it in the WS

Yea, that was a great HR by Posey, BUT DID YOU SEE THAT SHOT BY ANKIEL?

by haemaker on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD!

WHY DID THEY SHOW IT LIKE THAT?

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ankiel is no Ruth

LOL

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

But he was caught using Steroids!

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he did jack up with ’roids in a Holiday Inn Express last night

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEA SHOW THE FUCKING HOME RUN AGAIN I WANTED TO SEE THAT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

this fucking comparison…

by tomorrow on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

are they really comparing ankiel to ruth?

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Hudson!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFFFFFD

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Babe Ruth and Rick Ankiel comparison

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh

I must have missed Ruth being in the Mitchell Report

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, where might I go to see a replay at Ankiel’s HR from the other night? You think some TV station might be willing to show it again?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re really going to have to dig deep for that one.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY RICH ANKIEL WITH BABE RUTH ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME?

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY DID IT ON HOT DOGS AND BEER

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

look!

Ankiel is as good as babe ruth!!!

God I hate this braves err….. playoff telecast

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike 1

Its a beautiful thing

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Man Johnny looks smooth today. He has the swagger.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

did he just say

Giants first sacker?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He rarely knows what he is saying. I think it is med related.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not implying Dick Stockton isn’t really ready to be broadcasting playoff baseball games, are you?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ankiel=Ruth

I like totally get it now.

by maysian on Oct 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Micah Owings is Maris.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL’d.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the first time I saw a replay of the HR. What was with the JFK-style editing?

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Back and way the fuck to the right. Back and way the fuck to the right. Back and way the fuck to the right.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it hit one of the Blue Angels yesterday, to be honest.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fonteyes!

Nice inning that!

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Grant

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice inning, Sanchez.

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by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Good D Fontenot. Does Panda make that play?

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No, I’m confident saying that he does not.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

...He has made that play before so I would say yes.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

panda throws that to the stands

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good play Grant

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

nice play at third from font

by tomorrow on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Fonteyes!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo’s still chasing that ball.

by bruddah on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

and crashing into Uribe.

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by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see pablo head first diving for it, getting up to throw him out.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Fontenot

He was making sure he fielded that ball.

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by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT SHOWING PABLO HOW TO THROW LOL

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hot laptop is hot

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this bullshit "We all get along" commercial

I’d love to see the lions just rip the shit out of everything.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re promoting the starvation of carnivorous animals.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That commercial has a complete disrespect for the complex animal kingdom food chain

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s very disturbing.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is sad to say

but pablo woulda had to dive to make that catch
and who knows where he woulda threw it

by Wreckonized on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

48 pitches through 3

That is actually not bad at all

by sbrody on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

We can get 7 at that pace

I would like him to keep shaving pitches tho.

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by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants end up winning this series, I think I’m actually going to enjoy seeing that Ankiel HR

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Quiet start so far for Sanchez

That’s very good. Keep it up Jonny!

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THIS COMMERCIAL

Trying to make a little 2 door coupe, the next Geo Metro, seem like a bad ass car.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

In Davis, CA, that car may be one of the fastest vehicles on the street.

Elsewhere, not so much.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Ankiel

Anybody else remember watching his playoff start live? Up there with one of the most traumatic things I’ve ever seen on a baseball field. I felt really bad for him.

by Bitter Fan on Oct 10, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea

That was insane. He had a great year before that too.

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by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was annoyed because it was preventing me from seeing Will Clark bat faster.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t see it because they canceled the 2000 playoffs after Snow’s home run.

by QuakeFan on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Brooks Conrad, you mean?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nissan Juke – when you’re too much of a pussy for the Rogue!

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

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by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glory Daze aka UCLA In Soft Focus

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

heh right

Its only filmed in front of Royce and on Bruin Walk

by Viva Jon Miller on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to at least try to watch that show, however, I think the soft focus would really bother me.

by Uncle Russel on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

when is “glory daze” premiering? I haven’t seen any ads for it.

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh come on… we know you are all anxiously awaiting the return of “Wishful Drinking”

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet they don’t get 2 guys on their KissCam in Atlolanta.

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Panda can be good next year.

He just needs to take his operation panda way more serious this year.

by cubesonice on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea

Get rid of that spare tire. I should say spare replacement set of tires.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably won’t let him go home to Venezuela.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad Grant

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF were those giant, yellow arrows?

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

What a dreadful strike zone. Still, a two pitch at bat is especially shitty.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TBS hired announcers fail to mention that Turner sold the Braves to Liberty Media a few years ago.

by WooIsMe on Oct 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the Cards. but that Ankiel game was one of the saddest things I’ve ever witnessed in this game

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice canadian tuxedo, Ted

by vick701 on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard that term for the first time last week.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first time I heard it was in the movie Super Troopers

by vick701 on Oct 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still refuse to believe that the freaky looking stoner dude from the opening scene is married to Christina Hendricks

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG TED

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hudson seems to have settled into a groove.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah he has

Sad to say, but true. I hope we run up his pitch count and get him out after 7.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

REACHED ON AN ERRA

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by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. I did not think Gonzalez would get to that.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn nice play

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

that was smooooooooooooooooth

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by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

More the the right and that reaches Conrad.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

They're shifting their defense to cut off grounders to Conrad

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by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blurg

That looked like a hit off the bat.

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

fFUCK YOU GONZALEZ BITCH!!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I still can't get over the fact that we sent 13 to the plate in the first two innings

And scored one run.

That’s so pathetic it’s amazing.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Makes one wonder how the Giants actually arrived to the post-season

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both of these teams appear to be meat for the Phillies.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Oct 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Momentum is only tomorrow's starting pitcher.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the range

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BROOKS CONRAD DIVE

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit to the wrong infielder

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

TIp the cap

That was fucking pretty.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Kruk tell us how he was hitting them out in BP

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NO

Sanchez was not trying to “bunt his way on” last AB

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

These guys are dumber than a box of Bochys

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve given up on complaining about Stockton.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on sanchez hit a triple like last sunday

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. That inning reeked of Hudson getting into a groove.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

How the hell does Hudson only have 61 pitches after four innings? Oh, right.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

so that was kinda bad

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

9 pitches!

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 9 PITCH INNING

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was fun

by kimmyg on Oct 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh so he’s getting into a groove now.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

bottom of the order

what do you expect triples every time?

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OldHossRadbourn Old Hoss Radbourn
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I quite like this “Tomahawk Chop,” especially as I suppose it is too difficult to pantomime distributing disease-ridden blankets.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The Firewater Chop, perhaps?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Boston fans do this?

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did more of a tea-throwing motion, actually.

(That is, for those who don’t know, why this franchise is called the Braves; because the Boston Tea Partiers were dressed as Indians.)

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That’s really silly.

I wish Atlanta fans did that.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should confess that the tea-throwing motion part is a joke. The name origin’s true, though. In fact, you could make an argument that the Braves are actually the oldest franchise in the majors.

Everyone knows that the Cincinnati Red Stockings were the first above-board fully professional team. They barnstormed around and wrecked a bunch of semi-pro teams’ shit. The next year, a bunch of other teams followed in their wake. As soon as the talent level caught up and they lost, the owner lost interest. The vast majority of the team was hired away to Boston, becoming that city’s first pro team and taking the Red Stockings name with them. They went through a series of names early on before settling on Braves. Then, when the AL came to town, they resurrected the original Red Stockings name to build legitimacy. That got shortened by headline writers to Red Sox, and there you go.

Also, the New York Yankees used to be the Baltimore Orioles, and the Baltimore Orioles used to be the St. Louis Browns.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers used to be called the Superbas.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lesson here is that the Dodgers are a fundamentally silly franchise.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Bridegrooms.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mission used to have its own team in the PCL. The Reds, I believe.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know where they played?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recreation Park, once at Valencia and 14th

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really interesting!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s what all those murals are referencing.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The original AL Baltimore Orioles became the New York Highlanders

and when they moved to the Polo Grounds, they became the New York Yankees.

The St. Louis Browns were originally the Milwaukee Brewers.

Sandy Alderson for Mets President | Rick Hahn for Mets GM
R.A. Dickey for Governor!

by Russ on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not know that. Kind of cool, actually, that it has a back-story like that.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I feel ashamed for laughing.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! and rec'd

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow i kind of feel bad for laughing.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like smallpox would have been eradicated had there been no scandalous blanket instance. Just saying.

by maysian on Oct 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t really tell what was more destructive the genocide or the invention of the Tomahawk Chop

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Kuip is telling me to donate my extra car

This is good because I have a lot of extra cars laying around

by sbrody on Oct 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

boats, lots, and real estate are all good too…

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure while you are out donating

that you pick up yourself some solar panels for the house

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would do it, but I inexplicably donated my 2009 Mercedes E-350 to 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS after hearing that commercial for the 2 millionth time

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still feel good despite the 9 pitch inning

Johnny just needs to keep it up and we get Andres leading off,

by Viva Jon Miller on Oct 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

This Budweiser commercial is about six months late in making it to TV.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Sneaking on here to say… GO GIANTS!!!!!!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Oct 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

1 PITCH OUT!

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MARK PRIOR on the list.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Splendid!

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol HEY!WARD FIRST PITCH OUT

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyward says, "Ha! I can get out on ONE pitch!"

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SHADOWS

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the left in the shadows-Got it.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my Rex quote from Toy Story 2 I believe.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wotus gettin' some love

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Wotus. He’s no Steve Decker, but I like him.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pointless interview is pointless. Like the Wotus love, though.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes please

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, they used the interview time to ask about the shadows? Not something team specific?

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT DOES WOTUS KNOW?

HE’S JUST SOME SILLY BENCH COACH. DUDE COACHES BENCHES.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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WDWK ?

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnny Benches

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by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That first pitch was closer than a bunch of called strikes Hudson got that were a foot off the plate. Ugh.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job by Uribe taking charge on that.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job by Fontenot not running into Uribe too! :)

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUU

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Lee just missed that

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fucking nasty pitch, Batman

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that breaking ball was filthy

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#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, another one

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO MERCY!!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeahyeahyeah

Settin’ em up and knockin’ em down

by sam berdoux on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA FINISH HIIM!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

"Youreebay with the catch"

Stockton is such a dumbass douche.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

God, that breaking ball is one of the nastier ones in the game when Sanchez is on with it

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

It’s pretty

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the no-hitter. It was absolutely amazing that night.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah.. to make a hitter like mccann swing on 2 pitches in the dirt like that….

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#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Sanchez is throwing darts right now.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was Timmy-like

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
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by drdata24 on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Soiled

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROOVE BABY GROOVE

by tomorrow on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Blow out your snot and blow him away, Jonny.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH! 9 pitch inning!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Me likey this Sanchy

by kimmyg on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That inning was Sancheezy

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by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

sanchez is deeeaallinnnnn!

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

If Corey Hart were in right, we’d have six runs by now.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And another member of the Fear The Beard crew

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SANCHEZ 4 HART

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I’m so glad we didn’t.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we still get Rios or Hart for him and use them in the post-season?

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was nasty

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Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BITE THIS, BROCHACHO!

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by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Will Flem be at the game tomorrow? Or is he there today and just watching?

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

They mentioned he took the red eye last night and is at the game, but I haven’t heard him yet. Sure to be doing some of the game tomorrow.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, thanks

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Flem but I spent an hour or so cursing at him during last night’s USC debacle vs. Stanford.

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice job, Dirty.

Also, turn down your TV and listen to the radio. Jon, Kruk and Kuip and all shooting the breeze and cracking each other up. It’s like a 9-inning long postgame show. Awesome stuff.

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep reading this as the "Open Beatles Thread II"

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

A little better all the time.

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would make sense. At PacBelle on Friday during the Braves warmups the PA system was playing all the rousing tunes off of Abbey Road… zzzzzzzzzz

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BROCHACHO

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I've got a bad feeling about this...

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Brochacho?

What the hell were they thinking?

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, yes!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was on TV on Friday… it greatly affected my productivity

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it for $5 at Target. Great DVD buy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sequel was a mess but it did feature the most ephemeral beautiful actress of the 1990s, Michelle Burke. She was even hot as a Conehead (but nothing beats her as a 70s long-hair in Dazed and Confused)

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuiper and Miller talking about farming made me laugh

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nom Nom Nom


Muttley

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Stockton reckons Cody Ross made the error on his own popup.

moar announcer fail. In its own way more fun to listen to than K&K.

by Lopkop on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WE HAVE THE TOP THREE GUYS FOR US SO THERES A CHANCE
SCORE SOME RUNS!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

>_>

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“RUNS, PLEASE”

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by Kitspool on Oct 10, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would NEVER chant that at any establishment that serves food.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We had a chant going at McCovey’s at one of the meet-ups. Uuuuuuu-REEBAY!!!!!

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh mo gwey gwey fi de sow

ooh mo gwey gwey fi de sow
ooh mo gwey gwey fi de sow
ooh mo gwey gwey fi de sow

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you’re going for but it’s a bit off.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so

but was too lazy to look it up.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

“ERR-AH, ERR-AH”

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurillia'd

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

well...

he did hit it to the right guy

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice sarcastic cheer for Conrad making the play.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re working on it!

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re coasting to victory.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh darn

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

web gem

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

its funny how torres gets the leadoff hit
but he nevers gets a another hit again in the game

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh Mole

more than 1 pitch please.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for not taking any pitches Sanchez

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE SOME FUCKING PITCHES

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE PITCHES JERKS

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Lay into one, Aubrey

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs
On Turner Field scoreboard right now: “Great tickets for Game 4 still available!”

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

burn

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as many empty seats in Atlanta as in previous years.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff. You are due dude.

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by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Doo Doo'd

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take some fucking pitches

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be nice if Huff did something good.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

rather than watch the ball be caught by the catcher

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m ok with him working the count a bit

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

fouls ball off leg*

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, jon

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JON

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s get his pitchcount to double digits in this inning.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

fail

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by BrandonMK50 on Oct 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the most depressing pitches by inning I’ve ever seen.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Huffugly

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit. Hudson has it right now.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech

Huff hasn’t look all that great.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, if theletter2’s stories can be taken as cold hard fact (and I’m pretty sure they can be!!), maybe he is distracted by his relationship problems with Pat the Bat

by sbrody on Oct 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs a new thong.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolutely nothing shitty about that inning!

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve seen this with the Giants all year. They don’t capitalize on a a pitcher’s early struggles, then get shut down the rest of the game. Fuck..

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

They don’t capitalize on early struggles or late struggles. Giants offense sucks, that’s all.

by keyser_sozey on Oct 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We aren’t scoring again.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, why are we so eager to get Hudson’s pitch count up? To get to the Secret Society of 97-MPH-Throwing Freaks?

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, if they were secret, we wouldn’t know we were getting to them.

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by BruteSentiment on Oct 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want 10 runs

Any way necessary.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget it, Grant. It’s Chinatown.

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but once we get through all 10 of them, we might get to an injured Saito!

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The offenses never made it to Atlanta.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff

Getting Fucked in the zone. Pitcher has monster corners vs him.

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by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Huff made Hudson work some

Otherwise that could have been a 2 minute inning

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Signed, Sealed, Delivered

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at mine – I put it on the banned list, along with YMCA, Summer Nights and the Hokey-Pokey. We did the Time Warp instead, which puzzled the over 70 crowd.

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by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time I went to a wedding reception I introduced them to the dyslexic version. You sing and act out ACMY great in a room full of drunks.

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got married before that song came out

I’m sure my wife would have wanted to have it played, otherwise.

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Etta James' "At Last"

Love the song, but way overplayed at weddings.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, like I said, I love Etta and I love the song. It’s existence doesn’t exempt one from matrimonial creativity, though.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

But it was pretty much a lost song for quite some time which was rediscovered. I give the young’uns points for class on it.

by maysian on Oct 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff- please do something good this series. that single with 2 outs and no one on in game 1 isn’t cutting it.

by giant4life83 on Oct 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Carl's Jr.:

Food for assholes!

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't understand

what it is that we aren’t supposed to attempt from that Town and Country commerical.

by and0 on Oct 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

OH NO ITS THE CHOP

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

SORRY

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Jon tearing on the Chop and Chant.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

 “The Tomahack Hock Hack Chop!”

 “Cool, all the fans know the words to this song.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those tomahawks make me want to hurt someone.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't that kinda the point?

I mean historically?

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that is why they incite me to real violence.

by wcw on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attaboy, Cody

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a scary dance you just did, Ross.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross is my guy

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god

That scared me

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey nice job Guillen! Oh wait….

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch, Cody. Good job on not falling over.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

took a Fred Lewis route to that ball

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up, Gonzalez.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don’t like him. I remember when he played in Boston and he was reviled there for being a whiny bitch.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really does. It also seems like he thinks he’s the greatest shortstop in the history of the game.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody!

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Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish HIM!!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Gonzales looked like he was gonna throw his bat there.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

And Gameday had that as a pretty clear strike.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Alex!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I know his is a great guy

but is anybody else tired of bobby cox’s smirk?

by Jason Covey on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He is not a great guy

and I am tired of his smirk

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOO STFD

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD you whiny bitch

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome K

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nom Nom Nom

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Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE F D

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

filthy

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

absolutely filthy

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Jonathan.

Dang.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

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by DJ Tofu on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Have a seat, my not-so-good man

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Wow. That was nice.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow

Did not look like a swing.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It might have been a swing, but the 1B ump should have been the one to call it.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Conrad even has the yips with swinging the bat.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THIS UMP

I am pretty sure at least one of those should have at least been checked by the 1st base ump.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

this guy is the same one who called posey safe and gave uribe that out at first when cox was ejected

by wizard5ive on Oct 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAH hah

Check swing crackdown strikes again!

by sam berdoux on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNS PLEASE, YOU STUPID HACKS

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s see if Cox can set a record for most ejections in a series

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok

Those last two shouldn’t have gone our way

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes they should

It was really stupid of Gonzalez trying to show up the umpire on a strike.

The umpire was not going to give them the benefit of the doubt on anything that half-inning.

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

nom Nomm Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

what is this about?

by seaborn on Oct 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hungers

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feed the beast!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feed the K Beast....

it hungers

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like em.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a stretch.

Now the pitch . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly this game is proof that Lincecum actually wasn’t any good and its just that the braves make other pitchers look awesome.

by apistat on Oct 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Also Ankiel = Ruth

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Durty

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE GIANTS, IM BEGGING YOU SCORE SOME FUCKIN RUNS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE SOME RUNS GOD DAMMIT.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Buckner. Bartman. Brooks.

Poor unlucky bastards.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Crow!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Oct 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insta-Rec

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNZ PLZ!!!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ZING
extrabaggs
  
The hold the Tool Race between innings here. I’m taking Pierzynski.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

golf clap

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what he did there

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 SNAPS IN A CIRCLE BAYBEE!!!

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please score runs.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sup, Dr. J?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he lost the ability to smile after his third season

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. J must not be a Phillies fan

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey is better than you!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!!!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster!

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTED!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Defense!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL range

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bust

er!

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the ball he should have hit Friday night.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That pretty much was the ball he hit Friday night

Just a couple of feet over.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how a lot of the time when they’re talking about Buster, instead of his accomplishments the topic gets to how he was a Braves fan as a kid.

by thebighead on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey had a tomahawk as a kid.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
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by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY EN FUEGO

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

5th hit in the series

5 more than the other rookie. Whats his face?

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

he did something. I think they call it a hi… a hi… Can’t quite remember.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP coming

/reverse jinx

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU CANT SPELL BUSTER POSEY WITHOUT

R.O.Y.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we have Tamargo verify this?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat, do it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Oct 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

See the old lady right behind home plate? Just started clapping by herself for no reason. Made me laugh.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

be the Bat.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

In leau of cake-Pop Tarts.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets go BAT!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So I hope down the line if Buster ever hits FA

He remembers he was booed in his first playoff at bat in Atlanta.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Pat.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT SAID A BAD WORD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a double play! Progress!

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

..Uribe up next.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jazzy GIDP coming

/reverse jinx

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Just going to try to change the juju by saying

FUCK YOU TORREALBA!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Here’s where Hudson leaves a sinker up.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Luckily

Uribe was courteous and put it back down.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP SUCKING GIANTS BATTERS!

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by Merope on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

YOU’RE DISTRACTING THEM!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

put some clothes on.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP SUCKING GIANTS BATTERS

not named Buster…

ftfy

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Burrell goes “that way” more often than you’d think, Jon Miller. More often than you’d think.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

2 outs i better than garlic pressed eyeballs.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I can predict what will happen here. Definitely expecting a double play.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, at least it wasn’t a double play.

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by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, here

Right here. Runs. Right now.

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by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the double play

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

hack

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Save us Grant

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a double play! Progress!

by Every6thDay on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Blah

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOH URIBE JUST FUCKIN MISSED IT FUCK!

by Arrieta828 on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh...

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

IN PLAY (HIGH POP-UP)

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Progress--Pop Out

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If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Drive one in the alley, Grant

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SHORT STACK POWER

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Good insight, Brenly. Cause we’re going to hit-and-run with two outs. Definitely.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha! No double play this inning!

We are obviously the winners of this inning

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by GiantBrass on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

we win the Meh award.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Fun to Know.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON GRANT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

They may want to consider taking an opposite field approach to Hudson.

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If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

TRIPLOL

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by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Posey hit a triple in Game 1?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Double, advanced on Error.

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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double + errah

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to ignore all the other replies and go with this one.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

double with an error.

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by philthiest on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

double, E8

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by wtfmate on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i cant remember.. might of been a double with an error

/

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by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bottom Line

He didn’t score frome third

by and0 on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeOrUrBoLrE

/dogpile!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it was a double with a LOL

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by baybombers on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Godamn he's short...

Size of the fight thou’…

by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

It's not usually a good idea. It's just the way he is.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

just tryin' to go yard man

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fonty is a tough AB

Takes about 3 more pitches and AB than panda does.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

at least he is a lengthy at bat that won’t swing at anything.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love his AB's

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

" The hit & run requires hitters that make contact"

News Flash BB so do most Double plays. Just saying.

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by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Stockton pronounces “Sandoval” differently each time.

by Natto on Oct 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than saying

San-CHEZZ

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by ToddCommish on Oct 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Pablo ever makes an error, we are in for a broadcasting adventure.

by sprdelfin on Oct 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sund oh vell with an erra

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people would call it “southern flavor”…

Others would call it “being a racist”…

by skilletboy on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Maybe it’s just to break up Fontenot’s concentration or something

by sbrody on Oct 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit and run

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is funny… it’s like they read the wrong scouting report or something

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel sorry... for BOTH pitchers.

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Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets go, Grant.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nasty pitch

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit down you bandwagon jumping, tomahawk chopping inbreds

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbraves.

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by IdahoTee on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

posey should steal and stare down hudson

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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Quiet the crowd!

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

THE WOLVERINE!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like Fontenot is the non annoying version of David Eckstein

by monsterlxe on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

body bias

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by deadmeat27 on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would happen if Fontenot and Eckstein ran into each other at the grocery store or something?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot would kill Eckstein with his bare hands.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eckstein would drop some melons, but be applauded for his scrappy approach to grocery shopping.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon

Thats what she said.

am i doing this right?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Floppy tomahawk

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah it looks pretty pathetic

It looks like they have to hold it right under the “blade” or it droops.

by nofreetime on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wonder if...

… throw overs can affect a pitcher’s fatigue

by jazzhands on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mutton Chops

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram for Atlanta Braves

Astral Bean Vat

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Lee almost pulled a Conrad there.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

those foam axe

are flappy just like most of those people in the stands

by Wreckonized on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Good Play

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.

by Clutch on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL dumbass Braves fan

He’s holding a sign that says

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
[X] Jason Heyward
is The Real Deal!

[_] Buster Posey
Is A Poser!

Vote For J-Hey!

Good timing on that campaign, buddy.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Verducci is making us writers look like we really do, which is a bad thing/

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

e has a voice for print and online journalism

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by Goofus on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and the annoying fuck ass chop starts again. Hooray conformity!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Braves fans

are annoying.

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by Kestrel76 on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This series= Romo v. Conrad Fail-off

Thing A

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by sam23 on Oct 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

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