Giants/Padres series preview
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 1, 2010 12:00 AM PDT
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PrintOne more win.
It's easy to make too much of a single game in a 162-game season, so I'm not going to make any grand proclamations about this one. It's just too easy. But I can write that, without a doubt, this season is going to be the exact same golden shower of misery and awful hitting, with enough good pitching to keep our hopes alive for far longer than they should be.
That was after the first loss to the Padres this year, before it seemed like the Padres were never going to lose against the Giants. It was just a game. It was frustrating because it was familiar, not because the Padres were lactating leprechaun milk.
Post-game thread: Sanchez chokes, allows single
Come on. Really? The Giants are so awful offensively that they can’t win a game in which they allow one lousy hit? It was 2009 again. Everything was so, so familiar, like a pair of old jeans. Also, the old jeans were filled with leeches and thumb tacks. Certainly not magic.
Post-game thread: Giants strand eleventy-twelve baserunners
Suddenly, it started to seem like something more. This wasn’t just a team exhibiting the shortcomings of a sub-par offense. This was a team that seemed cursed against a division rival -- a division rival that was playing much, much better than anyone expected them to play.
Remember the one guy we acquired who kind of, if you squinted, seemed like he could help the offense in the short-term? His wrist is filled with tapioca pudding, and those little nubby tapioca parts are all rubbing against the bone. Aubrey Huff seems like he could be a little better than Travis Ishikawa. That's worth, like, seventeen wins. Bang up job, front office.
The Padres are the speed and defense team that the Giants want to be, but they actually have players who can run from first to third without a break for buffalo wings at second.
Oh, that was cute. The losses against the Padres kept piling up. The anger was rising.
In two games against the Padres this year, Jonathan Sanchez has pitched 15 innings, allowing four hits, four walks, and two runs while striking out fifteen. He has lost both games.
In two games against the Padres this year, Jonathan Sanchez has pitched 15 innings, allowing four hits, four walks, and two runs while striking out fifteen. He has lost both games.
In two games against the Padres this year, Jonathan Sanchez has pitched 15 innings, allowing four hits, four walks, and two runs while striking out fifteen. He has lost both games.
It was inconceivable. And, yes, I’m well aware of what that word means. The Giants were 3.5 back of the Padres, but it felt like 35. One team looked like the stars were aligning for them; one team looked like the stars were imploding for them, pulling hits and runs into their gravity. The Giants had played the Padres six times...
Post-game thread: Giants slug four hits, still lose to the Padres
...seven times, and they had lost them all. It was a nightmare.
Then, the most underrated home run of the 2010 season: Andres Torres takes Mike Adams deep. A late-inning comeback? Against the Padres' bullpen? Witchery.
And if that isn't enough underrated for you, here’s one that even Matt Downs’s mother probably forgot about: Matt Downs hits a double with two outs. So unlikely. So glorious. He will always be more than the 40-man sacrificial lamb disposed of to make room for Jose Guillen, just for that hit. That was a game of hope. Even the most cynical, anti-superstition skeptics were starting to wonder which Olympian the Padres were diddling to get the kind of protection they were enjoying before that game.
It’s easy to overstate the importance of this game. C’mon. It’s May. So I’ll just note that this was the most important game in the history of San Francisco sports. Andres Torres > Dwight Clark. Matt Downs > Joe Montana. Don’t form an opinion on that statement just yet. Let it sink in. It’s empirically true, so don’t fight it.
It’s hard to explain, but suddenly the Giants went from being cursed to being unlucky. They were a good team. They were just unlucky against the Padres. Don’t misconstrue the world "unlucky" -- the Padres outscored and outplayed the Giants at every opportunity. But the Giants’ pitching had been pretty good. Surely, they should have been able to squeak out one win, right? With Torres and Downs, they finally had.
A couple of months passed. Bengie Molina was shipped to Abu Dhabi, Nermal-style. Buster Posey came up, complete with a visible aura. The Rays had an old Pat Burrell they weren’t using, and the Giants helped themselves. Todd Wellemeyer, as it turns out, wasn’t very good. Madison Bumgarner was. It was a totally different team.
I don’t believe in "this team has the other team’s number." I believe that baseball is a game of skill and luck, and that for one team to win that many close games against the other is an imbalance between skill and luck. I think Madison Bumgarner is going to come out tomorrow and FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF his way into our hearts. I also think that I need to stop writing before I punch a plate-glass window.
With totally similar results. The Padres. Damn those Padres.
There wasn’t an obvious turning point. After the Padres took two of three from the Giants in the August series, the Giants were 3.5 back of the Padres, and everyone was freaking out about Tim Lincecum. Three days later, on August 18th, the Giants would be six games back. Lincecum had another bad start shortly after.
So the Giants should probably win the division. And with the wins they’re giving the Phillies and Braves, they’re doing the right thing to ensure that the Padres can’t win the wild-card after they slump their way into second place. Because there can’t be a postseason in which the Giants and Padres make it at the same time. There just can’t. You know how it would end.
Ahem. There was some sort of cosmic turning point. The Giants came together. The starting pitching that was dreadful in August became superlative in September. There were suddenly seven or eight home run threats in every lineup Bochy wrote out. The Giants went into to Petco Park and didn’t put the toilet seat down. The first game of the series was beautiful -- dingerz-a-poppin’! -- and the last game of the series was transcendent. Yes, our Timmy is real, and he’s spectacular. Also, the Padres lost seven dozen games in a row at one point. That helped just a little.
It all led to now. Right now. Every bloop hit, every runner stranded on third, every slider grounded weakly to second base all led to right now. This post wasn’t meant to evoke a whimsical nostalgia -- "Gee, sure glad that is all over!" -- but rather it was meant to remind folks that the job isn’t done yet. The flag isn’t fluttering at the top of a previously unscalable peak. Not yet.
One more win. One more win, and the torture at the hands of the Padres will seem whimsical. One more win, and all of that was a funny prologue to the rest of the story. The Giants have come so damned far. Once he didn’t have to figure out who he thought could hit, Bruce Bochy started to manage quite well. Brian Sabean kept adding complementary piece after complementary piece, and before anyone knew what was going on, the 25-man roster was pretty deep. Pitchers pitched. Hitters hit. There was frustration. There was torture. There were a whole bunch of wins.
One more win. Come on, Giants. We know you have it in you. One more win.
One more win.
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Somebody must be busy tomorrow.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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Nonsense, Grant has just been preparing this post all year.
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Corrected
Nonsense, Grant has just been preparing this post allyearhis life.
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Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
by AXmrdrir on Oct 1, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I appreciate the fix.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Excitement leads to premature speculation.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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I’ll clean it up.
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by howtheyscored on Oct 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I like early morning or late night Grant posts. Gives the east coast Giants’ fans a chance to comment before there’s two thousand posts ahead of them.
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I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
/looks at TheLetter2
//Decides that he isn’t good enough to high 5
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by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I only high five true easterners!
/Raises hand for high five from someone
Overplayed memes:
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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
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by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 1, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
AZNs?
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, this used to confuse the hell out of me as a kid. I kept having to mentally stand in India to get it right.
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 1, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, but there was probably some time in our colonialist past when it made sense.
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by Giantsfan4life on Oct 1, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Prior to that even…
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
heh
yeah, like right about the beginning of human civilization.
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The image of you cleaning up after Grant like that is… disturbing.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
The original mental images of Grant and howtheyscored I developed when I started reading this blog were not unlike those guys from the back shaving/cereal commercial.
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by The Enchanter on Oct 1, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Good morning
Baggs postgame notes
And yet, as you might recall, Huff guaranteed a 20-10 record when he first invoked the power of the "Rally Thong" on Aug. 31.
And with one game needed to clinch, the Giants are 19-8.
One more to get, and the "Rally Thong" will have done its job.
by pwoper on Oct 1, 2010 12:07 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I didn’t like what Guillen said to Baggs.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I'll put up with a douche, though, when he can hit and field and run
right, Jose?
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by Giantsfan4life on Oct 1, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Guillen is playing for his 10th team, but he’s only been to the playoffs once before – as a midseason trade acquisition with the 2003 A’s. And it’s pretty obvious that he isn’t conditioned to playing in high-profile, winning environments. Guillen telegraphed that Wednesday, after Pat Burrell hit his huge, three-run home run in the fourth inning.
The moment screamed for a curtain call, and Burrell is used to giving them during his years in Philadelphia. The fans were on their feet and I think Burrell was doing the ol’ 10-second modesty thing after reaching the bat rack.
I was watching the top step of the dugout, but then my eyes flashed back to the plate. Not only was Guillen in the box, but he was fouling off the first pitch.
I tried to joke with Guillen about that Thursday morning, saying he was too quick to dig in. Guillen didn’t seem too amused by my attempt.
"I’m not there for curtain calls," he said. "I’m there to hit."
Last time I checked, you’re there for your fans, too. But whatever.
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“I’m not there for curtain calls,” he said. “I’m there to hit.”
Could have fooled me!
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by DrDC on Oct 1, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
LOL
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Key words: "I think"
Like Guillen or hate Guillen, that is just a gratuitous slam. What Baggerly is really bitching about is that Guillen, who is there to hit, didn’t find Baggerly’s “joke” very funny. “Diss me, huh? I’ll show you who gets the last word around here.” The Bay Area hasn’t had a good beat writer since Bob Stephens. (OK, there may be somebody I’m forgetting, but you get the idea.)
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Guillen was an ass for not allowing Burrell to accept the curtain call. I was there and fans were disappointed.
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I was there too
and I was fucking pissed. Guillen is just a fucking asshole, nothing less, nothing more.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I was there three,
and wanted the curtain call, but Guillen before I knew it, Guillen fouled out to the backstop.
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by The Enchanter on Oct 1, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I was on my couch, and I noticed it.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Yeah, Guillen seems like an ass but Baggs does too for calling him out on it like that.
by kingofthacove on Oct 1, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know if Guillen knows this, but he was let go by the fucking Royals. Not even they wanted him. His career could have been over and the Giants picked him up. To act like such a dick to other people on his team when I’m sure they haven’t treated him the same way is just chickenshit. He’s an adult and he’s lucky to be playing this game.
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t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Calm down, this isn’t really relevant to the point.
by kingofthacove on Oct 1, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s very relevant. Guillen is a jerk and I think he has every right to tell people what Guillen said. He said from the beginning that Guillen was a cancer and he’s proving the point.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
What does that have to do with the point?
by kingofthacove on Oct 1, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
See owlcrowt’s post. I’m not talking about whether Guillen is or isn’t an asshole.
by kingofthacove on Oct 1, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
OK, I wasn't there.
But we watch every game relentlessly. We did not notice anything unusual, nor did either commentator make any least reference to any incident. Normally, Kuiper or Krukow, or both, will comment on any unusual occurrence, even small ones, most especially when it’s comething that in some way breaches The Code of the West, nor do they flinch if it is a Giant. So for an answer to a hypothetical question from Baggerly, “Who you gonna believe, me or your own two eyes?” I have a reply ready.
I am not blind: I see that people upthread have said they noticed it. Maybe the cameras somehow avoided it, but we did not see it. That’s as much as I can testify to.
But I will add that I find it difficult to believe that Guillen or anyone would willingly and knowingly short-circuit a teammate’s curtain call. Baggerly states that “I think Burrell was doing the ol’ 10-second modesty thing”; to me, that reads that there was no visible move by Burrell to come out, meaning that Guillen would have been supposed to wait a while to see when Baggerly’s hypothetical “modesty period” might run out, if ever. When fans want a curtain call, they don’t always get one—and if they do, it is usually right after the event. Whether not giving one there was Burrell’s choice or Guillen’s choice is, to me, extraordinarily unclear here, but I know which side of the case I’d prefer to argue to a judge.
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by owlcroft on Oct 1, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
nobody would care
except for this:
2008 — .264/.300/.438
2009 — .242/.314/.367
2010 — .261/.318/.421
Guillen’s problem is that he is not doing his job.
by wcw on Oct 1, 2010 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Guillen’s problem is that he is not doing his job.
Guillen went to the Armando Benitez school of Media Interaction
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Just so.
But that is, or should be, entirely unrelated to the social aspects, or whatever one wants to call it, of his behavior. It should be a point of indifference in this matter whether it was Babe Ruth or Johnnie Lee LeMaster: what matters is whether the man did something improper.
Some feel he did; all I can say is that I, one, don’t see it, and two, think Baggerly needlessly exacerbated the situation with a snarky remark. If I were there and had questions, I’d do more homework on it than to ask Guillen a “joking” question. Let me hear from Burrell and some other players if they feel offended.
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Good point. I wanted the curtain call, but I can see your argument how Guillen is defensible here.
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by The Enchanter on Oct 1, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Guillen should responded differently, but he is there to hit. Woulda been nice to give Pat a curtain call (and god knows all 40,000 of us wanted it) but I’m not gonna knock a guy for getting in the box. I like Baggs, but I don’t find fault with Guillen’s answer, when it gets down to it.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Baggs is a great beat writer
One of the better beat writers I’ve read actually. He goes above and beyond to find the small, fun, stories that the fans really want to hear.
It’s not many beat writers that do huge pre game/post game notes sections along with their articles.
What is your standard of comparison?
I’m not trying to beat up on Baggerly, who is probably par for the course, but better than whom? Anyone here old enough to remember Bob Stephens’ work?
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Just about to post that. Guillen being the cancer we all knew he was. What a fucking asshole.
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t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Jesus
All we’ve been talking about for the last two weeks is “don’t assume anything”, “stay focused”, “stick to business” etc.
Sounds to me like maybe Guillen really was focused on trying to get in there and keep the offense moving. Perhaps Burrell’s curtain call really wasn’t the most important thing on his mind. Just because he didn’t want to play along with Baggs’ joking doesn’t make him an asshole.
Put another way, if it had been Huff in that situation and Huff had said “That game was far from over…excuse me for not worrying about Burrell’s curtain call, but I was thinking about my AB” we’d probably be praising him for having his priorities straight.
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by Goofus on Oct 1, 2010 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
Well said.
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by Giant among Angels on Oct 1, 2010 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions
But Guillen really is an asshole
I live in KC, and he was a total dick the whole time he was here and has been insufferable for his career. He took shots at fans, and was generally not well-liked in the clubhouse.
Overall, though, I don’t think we should make much of just one minor instance. I’ll worry more if some other things happen.
Huff endorsed him as a good teammate
The team consulted with him getting him and I heard Huff say on KNBR that he’s a good guy, so I’ll take his word for it.
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Just so.
It is crucial to keep always in mind the distinction between what happened and what reporters tell you happened. I’ve been there and seen things that as reported the next day bore almost no resemblance to what was said or done. I would much rather have a teammate’s assessment of a man than the media’s: they (mostly) have their own agendas.
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Just so.
It is crucial to keep always in mind the distinction between what happened and what reporters tell you happened. I’ve been there and seen things that as reported the next day bore almost no resemblance to what was said or done. I would much rather have a teammate’s assessment of a man than the media’s: they (mostly) have their own agendas.
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I agree completely. This reminds me of the comments Bengie would make on his blog back when he was on the team. Really nothing at all to get upset about, but everyone vents because they’re already upset that he sucks at baseball.
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Agreed.
Guillen probably really wants to help this team and was pressing. Guy wanted to play ball. Good for him. I’m not going to call him a cancer because he supposedly interrupted the possible chance of glory for Pat Burrel who might not have taken it anyway.
Silly conspiracy theorists are silly.
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Rec'd
Usual protocol is to wait a few seconds before stepping in the box (i.e. if the pitcher just grounded out)…if Burrell did not come out for a curtain call…is Guillen supposed to stand there for 15 seconds?
Anyways, it does not seem that much to me…glad that Guillen is focused on the task on hand…
Agreed, Goofus.
Let’s all just be positive now and enjoy this! =-)
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by The Enchanter on Oct 1, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree I don’t like him at all and he hasn’t done anything really to win me over but it was harsh.
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t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
And I’m sorry I was really pissed off last night over something bad happening and I was kind of emotional about it and some of my anger kind of just spilled over.
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t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I didn't mean to lash out at you
I responded to you, but you weren’t the only one jumping on Guillen.
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I don't like your post
You’re using logic instead of emotion and stuff.
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Ugh.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't really care about what Guillen said to Baggs
I just wish he didn’t suck at baseball
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 1, 2010 4:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Fucking THIS
If you’re there to hit, then hit the damn ball and actually run the bases with a purpose Jose.
This
Yeah, he’s a prick, but so was/is BLB. If this is an excuse for the Giants to part ways with him after the 162nd game that would be great because he sucks at baseball.
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by Giant Torture on Oct 1, 2010 4:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t like what Guillen said, but let’s face it, if a Giants’ player everyone liked said it, you would say he’s being a gamer. Nobody would be mad at Huff or Posey if they said something like that.
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That is true
Reputations always factor into a situation like this.
We know that Huff has a good reputation and is good with the fans. He has earned out respect, so when he does something that might be construed as non-appreciate to the fans we let it slide.
Guillen has been a douche his entire career to the fans so we are less likely to give him the benefit of the doubt.
That’s life.
I hate to keep repeating myself, but . . .
. . . Bonds was not a prick to anyone except most of the media, with whom he had a well-earned right to be a prick in light of how he was (and is being) treated by them over his entire career. I feel it is important to understand that.
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Disagree. He can either be pleasant or a tool, as he chooses. He has always been that way. Even as a teenager, he was pretty much a prick to everyone on his American Legion team… including my brother. They were all happy to have him on the team though.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he was pretty famously a dick to his ASU teammates, too, interrupted by occasional out-of-the-blue acts of generosity.
Plus there was that whole domestic-violence thing.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Of all the nonissues that ever nonissued a nonissue, this might be the nonissuiest.
by Evan on Oct 1, 2010 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Which is why it’s in the notebook (where trivial things like this belong) and not in the game story.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, should he really be announcing that it’s “obvious” that one of our players “isn’t conditioned to playing in high-profile, winning environments” in a section that’s meant for trivial thing? It’s pretty harsh accusation.
This is true… but still not on the level of including it in the game story.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it just seems a little uncalled-for for a beat writer to call out a player in that way.
Now that I think about it, though, didn’t someone have a story about how Guillen came up to Burrell for a high-five or something before a game and was snubbed? Maybe this was a little payback.
I think that was Uribe who swatted away Guillen’s hand a few days ago.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Well
Technically, it was a snippet in his blog and not part of the game story.
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Exactly… the trivial stuff belongs on the blog.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
<3 Baggs
That means Edgar Renteria, with his inflamed elbow calmed down a bit, is likely to get his first start since Sept. 17. And Cody Ross should be in there, too. The coaching staff wasn’t sure whether Ross should play in center field for Andres Torres or in right field for Jose Guillen, who has settled back into slump mode after his six-RBI game.
I’d play Torres and bench Guillen. And when the Giants oppose right-handers again, I’d put Nate Schierholtz in right field. But I think we’ve covered this ground before, haven’t we?
Yeah, and nice hit to foul out, Guillen. Thanks for that.
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by The Enchanter on Oct 1, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Huh. Not sure if it was curtain call time, but it seemed like it to me. Probably shouldn’t make too big a deal out of it, but maybe it’ll make sure Sabean doesn’t re-sign Guillen. That’d be nice.
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Not sure if it was curtain call time
Oh, it absolutely was. That’s not what’s in doubt.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I think this in my favorite part of that excellent postgame by Mr. Baggerly
The Giants are here because of a historic run of starting pitching, Buster Posey, an incredible bullpen, Buster Posey, a slew of well-timed home runs, a confident clubhouse that washes off the residue of tough losses, and Buster Posey.
He gets it.
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 1, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He’s been reading too many Grant PGTs, I’m surprised he didn’t post the picture that zooms in on Buster’s eyes afterwards.
Oh. My. God. Baggs is Grant!
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
The less I know about Baggs’ gas the better.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
it's magic inside?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff is magic.
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Eliot'd.
but -1 for the reference to the worst comic strip since beetle bailey.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 1, 2010 12:11 AM PDT reply actions
The fucking cat likes lasagna
What don’t you get?
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 1, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
“Garfield At Large” is a funny name for a book because not only does it imply his rebellious nature, but it is also a reference to his being quite corpulent.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
mo'
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 1, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
So the single hair is a metaphor for David Eckstein?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
You’re good.
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I like Garfield but it’s wrong for Jon to have a girlfriend.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
In my case . . .
. . . why it’s supposed to be funny. “Garfield” and the soon-to-be-departed “Cathy” are the two strips other cartoonists most mock, by far. Comics are among the most controversial opinion topics of all, as is demonstrated every time the local paper runs one of their “which should we drop, which should we add?” polls, substituting highly self-selecting opinion samples for editorial sense.
<opinion>Among the great comics of our time, including some no longer being drawn but still on “re-runs”, I would number (in no special order) Dilbert, Mutts, Pearls Before Swine, Non Sequitur, Rhymes With Orange, Over the Hedge, Calvin and Hobbes, Doonesbury, Zippy the Pinhead, Cow and Boy, 9 Chickweed Lane, InkPen, Pibgorn, The New Adventures of Queen Victoria, and several one-panel jobs—Speed Bump, Rubes, Ballard Street, Loose Parts, Strange Brew, Bad Reporter, Idiot Box, Tom the Dancing Bug (not what the title suggests!), and Red Meat. There are others I find pleasing, but those are the champs. Oh, one might include Liberty Meadows, save that with only five years’ strips, it re-cycles too often.</opinion>
Sabean delenda est!
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I think you forgot to include Marmaduke in your list.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Oct 1, 2010 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions
anyone ever read "Mallard Fillmore?"
The worst. A stupid right wing duck that makes lame jokes about the Democrats. Of course it’s in the NY Post.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
I can't stand Mallard or Doonesbury
Of course, I have no clue what the fuck either are talking about, so there’s that.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
It’s in the Merc. I skip right over it. Should be on the opinion page, not the comics.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
The Boondocks is at least funny
Rather, it was the last time I read it which was long time ago.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
The Boondocks ended four years ago.
As a comic strip, that is. McGruder stopped drawing it to focus on the TV show.
Doonesbury is clearly written from a left-of-center perspective but I feel Trudeau at least tries to make fun of all sides; he has poked at both Republican and Democratic presidents.
Mallard Fillmore, on the other hand, was still making Clinton jokes for most of the Bush administration. The only strip I ever recall seeing remotely critical of Bush was a single one implying he was too liberal.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
How does The Far Side not make the list???
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Like Brian Wilson's orange shoes...too much awesome
…I’d also add Mister Boffo and the Duplex, and Bizarro and Bloom County (which Goofus already added).
And early Peanuts. Pre-1970 or so.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I wondered the same thing
Bizarro and Bloom County seem like obvious omissions as well
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Bloom County is incredible.
Of course, Calvin and Hobbes is the alpha and omega, but Bloom County is quite, quite good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah C&H is head and shoulders above all else
My son is named “Calvin” after the strip.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
or Spaceman Spiff
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Stupendous Man!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow...theological humor!
/is impressed
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
My favorite of all time.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Too long gone.
As with Liberty Meadows, you can only re-re-recycle so many times. Otherwise, yes, it was one of the great panels of all time.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
That post ended up too far from its source.
I was referring to The Far Side. Much the same comments for Bloom County. I probably should have made a separate category for now-defunct strips.
Bizarro was sheer oversight (I need to add it to my daily fetch list—in fact, I now have, thanks for the reminder).
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Calvin and Hobbes ended almost 16 years ago.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Just so. But . . .
. . . there is enough material that even recycled we don’t get repeats very often. (Offhand, I’m guessing it’s 10 years’ worth.) As I said, though, it would have been smarter to separate ongoing works from now-recycling works.
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Peanuts?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Oct 1, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
So? More beer!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Not mutually exclusive.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Family Circus makes me want newspaper editors to die.
Those who elect to carry it in their papers.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Family Circus confuses me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Oct 1, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
IT’D BE A LOT FUNNIER IF BARFY BARFED ON HIM AND THEN HE CRIED
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by mhad on Oct 1, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHA
the dog doesn’t speak english!
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by Giant Voodoo on Oct 1, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
That dog is smacked OUT.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You probably expect . . .
. . . that it should make some sense, or at least be somewhat funny, expectations forever doomed to disappointment.
Sabean delenda est!
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I hate Family Circus. It should not exist.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
or do this
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
by neurofarm on Oct 1, 2010 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
AAHHAHAHAHA
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Who likes "Family Circus?"
NOT ME!
IDA KNOW!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Nicely done.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Oct 1, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it's really creepy
Those kids never grow! Gives me the willies.
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by Giantsfan4life on Oct 1, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Not since Gasoline Alley.
And that’s a while ago.
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Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Eh?
Just because Gasoline Alley broke with convention doesn’t mean it’s not still a convention. Outside of For Better or For Worse, nearly every strip I can think of still follows it.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
Eh.
Many do, but nontrivial numbers do not. Funky Winkerbean (better than its name), Sally Forth, probably quite a few more I don’t follow. At least enough that I don’t think “non-aging” can any longer be called a “convention” of the art form—it’s just something many do and not a few don’t.
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Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Sally Forth?
They’ve had a preteen daughter for, like, 20 years.
I did think of one other, which is Jump Start. But there’s far more on the other side: Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes, Rose is Rose, besides the ones Natto mentioned above.
Lots of strips don’t age their characters but, because they don’t feature kids, it’s not very obvious; Dilbert, for example, or Garfield.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
But Sally and Ted . . .
. . . seem to move forward, albeit at much less than real time. Or maybe it just seems that way to me (Ted with new job, things like that). Even Luann, the perpetual high-school junior, has a brother who has grown up (in several senses) and is now contemplating marriage.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
I loved Family Circus as a kid.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I liked the ones where there was a dotted line that showed where one of the kids went that day. At that point I think I just kind of liked dotted lines though.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
I really liked that reference
I read my share of garfield
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
Libel against Garfield shall not stand!
Garfield knew about Abu Dhabi before it was cool to know about Abu Dhabi
NOW I’M NOT GONNA HAVE ANYTHING TO READ TOMORROW.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
Ugh, this.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Just for you, Natto, I’ll convince everyone on this site to post comments on their lunches tomorrow.
You’re welcome.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Bomb, baby, bomb, baby
/obscure?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
What am I supposed to do tomorrow during class?
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
READ MY BLOG
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
One more game
Matthew Thomas Cain. I think they can go hand in hand.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
LET THIS FUCKING DO US
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
FUCKING LETS DO THIS
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 1, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
THIS FUCKING, LET’S DO
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Oct 1, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I just . . . I NEED them to win tomorrow
I can’t explain it beyond that. No, it’s not a ‘must win’, it’s just something very, very close.
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by Prussian Creole on Oct 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions
I understand
It needs to be Cain. And it needs to be over with, now.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I’ll be at Firestone watching. Or the shack or something
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
Mmm, Firestone sounds good
Although I’ll probably just go to a friend’s and then we’ll go out and celebrate and not remember anything.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
OMG you made me want Firestone so bad.
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Also, I love how you brought it all full circle by rehashing those old posts, Grant. I remember so clearly how painful every moment of that was. And I know how good this week has felt. I really want to hang on to what I’m feeling now.
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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Oct 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Roll Call:
Who will be at the game tomorrow night?
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
WTB [a ticket], PST.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
How much are you trying to spend? The prices are probably pretty ridiculous.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
Oh I don’t mind spending at all. But I didn’t want to grab any random seat and sit next to complete strangers. I’d rather sit next to someone that I can talk to. My wife couldn’t make tonight (that’s why I bought tickets to tomorrow’s game already).
But I’d go tonight if anybody has a cancellation and needs to get rid of one ticket at market value.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
If I had one I would totally sell it to you for only double the face value.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions
ooh I'd be in for this with JCT
I’d buy a ticket if anyone else is interested in selling and sit with a McCoven
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Woot
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
grant how long did you sit in front of your computer after finishing this post waiting for the clock to strike midnight?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT reply actions
When was the last pitch of the Giants game thrown? Subtract that time from 2400 hours.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I'm so confused.
I have a ticket to Saturday’s game. I want it to be the one that clinches, but I also want the Giants to take the NL West. I want this to happen however it may happen. It’s not in me to root for the Giants to lose. Yet I want to see the clinch in person, on Saturday, under the San Francisco sun.
Don’t know how to feel.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
nothing personal
but i hope your wrong
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by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 1, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t want to give Fox the satisfaction, but if it has to happen that way, I’ll take solace in the fact that you got to see it live.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Oct 1, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
This is a nice perspective. /respectful nod
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
I'm sure Matt Cain would like you to enjoy the game in a special way
But, Buster Posey told him to not have it.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I have a ticket for Saturday too now (which is cool), and I seriously hope they clinch tomorrow night.
I want them to get in. I do not need to be present for it. A Velez-Ford-Schierholtz outfield with Rohlinger, Burriss, Fontenot, and Ishikawa on the infield would be lovely.
Eli Whiteside can catch. I do not care. I am not that greedy.
Win tomorrow, Giants. Please. Win.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
This
I’m going Saturday and Sunday (maybe I’ll win the house or the car), but want them to win tonight.
We’ll be watching from home. Mrs. Goofus will be making Cha Cha Bowls
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
She can do that?
Is she, like, magic inside?
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
I bought tickets for tomorrow last week
just so I can jinx them into winning tonight
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I hope Matt Cain kicks Padres ass tomorrow.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
I know the way you should feel
You should be hoping for the Giants to win tonight and the chance to have a leisurely Saturday afternoon at the ballpark, basking in the glow of an NL West title.
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
I will be delighted to sell my tickets for Saturday for a Matt Cain win tonight.
that’s the only way I’ll get any work on my thesis done this weekend.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Seeing as how comic strips are a topic of the day, yeah.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Would it be possible for San Diego to be eliminated Saturday? You know, sort of a consolation prize?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
+1
This was a key part of my wish for the weekend on yesterday’s post-post-game thread.
It's orange inside
Yeah, that’d be pretty cool.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m going to Saturday’s game, too, and although I would love to see it happen live—I won’t mind watching it from home tonight.
But secretly I’m thinking it would be pretty cool to experience it live on Saturday….really, it’s a WIN-WIN situation that I am thrilled about!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Here's how you should feel
I’ve been struggling with the same thing and think I’ve found the right attitude.
I want the Giants to win tonight, but if they lose, I’ll use the fact that I have Saturday tickets as a source for consolation; “Oh well, at least I can seem them clinch tomorrow.”
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Good prologue.
Nice little yarn so far.
Marquis: "So where the hell's Barry gonna be?"
Superfan: "He's over there, conserving power."
by General Burnside on Oct 1, 2010 1:00 AM PDT reply actions
Destroy the Phillies, guys.
Yes, that’s the closest my fingers will permit me to come to wishing the Giants anything that rhymes with, but does not begin with, “fuck.”
Best I can do for you.
Work with me?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 1, 2010 1:32 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Totally understand
I’ll work with you, if you’ll kindly request that Russell Martin suck it.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Oct 1, 2010 4:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey thanks, and sorry about your mortal disease. Sometimes life just isn’t fair, making dodger fans out of some and giants fans out of others.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
But what did the poor Cubs’ fans do to deserve THEIR torture?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 1, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Kicked a puppy.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Whatever puppy is Jesus’ favorite. Schnauzer, maybe.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That's awfully imprecise.
Do they just kick puppies at random until they find the one that causes misery? What if Jesus doesn’t like schnauzers?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 1, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Look, it’s the Cubs.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The Grand Unified Theory
My God, that’s the answer!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I…I can’t refute that.
Dammit.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 1, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
There's still time...
Come to the light…we will accept you with open arms
I know the dark side is strong but the light is good
I can respect that. We shall do our best.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
NO
I want all Dodger fans to be wailing and gnashing their teeth as they watch the Giants in the post-season! Especially my in-laws!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but is the lamentation of the Dodger fans sufficient payoff to lose to the Phillies instead of crushing them and seeing them driven before you?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 1, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
But then, I think the Dodger fans’ lamentations would be all the louder if the Giants beat the Phillies rather than losing to them, so it’s win-Winn.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
Oh!
You’re Lisa Stevens!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That is a false dichotomy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This sounds like a trick.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
A trap?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else hear “All Along the Watchtower”?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I always do. Why?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
IT'S IN THE FRAKKIN' SHIP!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
No action for several minutes now.
So to all and to all, a good-night.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Good Morning!
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Good afternoon.
Now we wait for whatever twosome it takes to make a wit to sub-post “and Good Evening.”
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
I'm breaking out the Zito socks tomorrow here in LA.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
I’m so pumped right now. I might not even go to class tomorrow. I might just sit in my room and think about how pumped I am until gametime
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 1, 2010 2:49 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
It’s 13.5 hours until the game, and I’m sitting here all jittery and shit. I can only imagine my mental state by 9:00 p.m. tonight.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Less than 12 hours to go!
I’m probably going to nap after work to make time go by faster and reduce freaking out time.
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
by shinkicker on Oct 1, 2010 7:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
BTW today is Cain's Birthday.
I don’t know what this means
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Oct 1, 2010 2:59 AM PDT reply actions
I don't know what it means either
But the significance of it is akin to something of this nature:
by techsig12 on Oct 1, 2010 4:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nobody else picked up the seinfeld reference?
C’mon guys!
I figured that was a layup
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
I AM READY TO RUN THROUGH A GODDAMN WALL!!!!
LET’S CELEBRATE TONIGHT GUYS!! GET IT OVER WITH WOOOOOOO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
GO STARE AT A GOAT THAT LOOKS LIKE DAVID ECKSTEIN!
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
OR CLAYTON RICHARD
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
GAMER
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Only the Giants
while the Giants were trailing the Padres all season, all I kept doing was looking at this three game series thinking, "if we can only keep the deficit to three games, we can do this thing. " Now here is the series, and it’s really the worst possible timing for the Giants. Three game lead with three to go. If they were both playing someone else, this thing would be over, because two sweeps would have to occur for the Giants to get caught. However, in this scenario the Padres still have a chance. This is why it’s torture inside.
That being said, the idea that the Giants will suddenly lose four straight games to the Padres the way both teams are playing is absolutely absurd. You could see against the Cubs how tight the Padres are, and although I fear the Giants might be over amped, I expect the Giants to be NL West champs after tonight’s game. It will also be more fun to do it against the Padres than any other team.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
It will also be more fun to do it against the Padres than any other team.
So this!
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
At least this year
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Yeah...
Most years it would definitely be sweeter against LA
The hated Dodgers were so deliciously craptastic this year. Mm.
by wcw on Oct 1, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I was just in LA, and there was virtually no evidence anyone cared at all about the Dodgers. It was sweet.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Oct 1, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Outside of Dodger Stadium
How is that any different than normal?
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Well, I was in Echo Park right by Dodger Stadium. My GF’s brother (Reds fan) says that it’s fucking super annoying when the Dodgers are doing well. Fireworks in the neighborhood, etc
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Oct 1, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I was at the LA County Fair last week, and it was hilarious the lack of Dodgers gear being work by the masses. The past few years at the fair, all you see is people wearing Dodger crap.
by Section B, Row 1 on Oct 1, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Fix'd
Outside of Dodger Stadium between the third and seventh innings
How is that any different than normal?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Re-fixed
Outside of Dodger Stadium between the third and seventh innings when nobody’s throwing a beach ball or doing the wave
How is that any different than normal?
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
They’re all jumping back on the Lakers bandwagon this time of year.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 1, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
For Miami?
-109.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I like Miami too
Err…DWade is my favorite NBA player, so they’re my fav NBA team
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
I'm a huge DWade fan as well
I’m really not getting all the LeBron hate. I mean players switch teams all the time as free agents.
Yeah and besides who wouldn't want to leave Cleveland & move to Miami?
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
I know next to nothing about Cleveland, but I have none desire to move to Florida.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oregon, plz
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Miami seems really nice
Good weather, big city, beaches
And I haven’t heard good things about Cleveland (but I’ve never been)
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
All the little chicks with the crimson lips say...
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
Matt Cain doesn't know the meaning of the word "overamped"
He looked it up in the dictionary once, but it had no relevance to his life.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
Matt Cain promptly threw the dictionary in the trash, with movement. It caught the outside corner and the trash can struck out looking.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
WRONG.
Matt Cain just had a notion, blinked, and the entire idea of dictionaries was erased from existence.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Where is that thread… from early 2007…
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If Matt Cain could throw a pitch so hard that nobody could catch, who would catch it?
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Correct!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I just want you to know, good luck and we're all counting on you
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
A group of morons from all corners of the nation that gather to worship Posey, post irrelevant gifs and argue about what’s for dinner. But that’s not important right now.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
God-freaking-dammit. It's supposed to say
“Matt, you’ve got a message from the people at MCC.”
“What is it?”
“A group of morons from all corners of the nation that gather to worship Posey, post irrelevant gifs and argue about what’s for dinner. But that’s not important right now.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Oct 1, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You still f'd it up and forgot a small, but key element of that gag
McC?! What is it?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
This keeps happening, and it’s annoying.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Did you preview?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Sadly, I did not. But I learned a powerful lesson.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
My own previewing is inconsistent at best…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t worry. It happens to every guy sometime.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
BURN!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 1, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Not any more! The antibiotics cleared it right up.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Needz moar Huff and Burrell
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
How'd you get the quotation marks to work?
Mine always get cut out.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
The really irritating thing is when you don’t put in the space, it eats not just the quoted line, but everything before it in the comment. I consider that a huge bug in the software.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
This is going to be one of those days that ZERO work gets done
I can’t concentrate on shit.
I’m in this line.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Oct 1, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
So am I
I’m a worrier by nature. But I guarantee you that I’m less worried than your average Padres fan.
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
Nah.
The Padres fan already threw in his towel and moved on to the coping stage.
Wait, no, it looks like there’s still some denial.
I remember that it actually irritated me when Latos threw sunflower seeds at the Chicken in the home opener, then Latos turned out to be a phenomenally great pitcher and I realized that Chickens love sunflower seeds and he’s a great humanitarian.
by SeeAnFrockOh on Oct 1, 2010 9:40 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
And anger.
Am I bad person for this?
I kind of think a little fight would be great. Like bench clearing. To spite Sanchez’s spouting off and that he ended up being right, if we lose a game in this series, can we try to hurt a Giants player or fart on their mound or something? It doesn’t do anything but make us feel better but injuring a guy to spoil their playoff run would be kind of funny – albeit bad karma.
There’s an old woman’s stocking in my soup!
by friarinchicago on Oct 1, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you a bad person for that? Um, yes.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Though...
and I realized that Chickens love sunflower seeds and he’s a great humanitarian.
…is totally something we’d post.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Injure someone? That’s going a little far, good friar. Doesn’t even seem very friarly at all.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I always figured
That Padres fans just figured their gypsy pixie dust would get them through things.
Me too. Losing four straight to SD would be absolutely crushing, and I’ve been a Giants fan too long to not at least partially expect my hopes to be dashed in the most dramatic way possible.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Giants could still make the playoffs even if they lost 4 in a row to the Padres
if Atlanta loses all 3 to Philly this weekend.
Then they’d only lose 3 straight. Then they’d head to Philly.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Yeah, I forgot that if tied and both Pads and Giants are in playoffs
then Pads get nod and Giants are wildcard team due to Pads record vs. Giants.
I just know that no matter what the result of the game is tonight, I will be hammered afterwards. Piss-faced, act-a-fool drunk. I would prefer it to be a happy drunk though
This
I plan on getting a divorce tonight out of anger or getting a divorce because my wife can’t stand my celebratory behavior.
Giants>>>>>>>>>>>>wife
I LOL’d.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Oct 1, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
New banner for the ballpark
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
Giant kid's wife
is how i read this.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 1, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I read this as GRANT KIDS WIFE
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Why the “S” and “F” flanking the actual “SF” logo?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
San San Francisco Francisco Giants?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Super Funky
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Giants are so important to him, why do they the smallest font (besides -enot, of course)?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure your wife has other reasons. Reasons that show up while you are at work.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
If my wife sees that she will swear that I wrote that banner. Every time I nudge her for you know what, she says, “what’s the matter, no game tonight?” In the old days she used to say “you want sex? Go have it with Barry Bonds!”
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
Woman = Stupid
Giants over Bitches.
Baseball bros before hos.
Uh….
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Shut up.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Uh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I think this might not have been the best comment you could have gone with.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Oct 1, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
FEATHER BOTTOM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Uh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Only 98 comments so far
I’d recommend starting over, and leaving the woman-hating behind.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
This is one of those moments where you’re a relatively new poster with less than 100 comments and I’d like to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were being sarcastic, but I don’t know you and I really don’t want the site to get to the point where this kind of crap gets thrown around so… don’t do that. Really.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow
You guys took that seriously? I had also intended for it to say “women”…in general…as a joke.
That might’ve actually made it worse.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You keep digging yourself into a deeper hole. Allow me to break it down for you, in stereo.
There are several women on this blog who are deeply knowledgeable about the Giants and baseball, and we all contribute to the discussions here on a regular basis. Jponry runs circles around other statheads, for example.
Not one of us is thought of as a woman who happens to know and love baseball. We’re known as other fans, here to talk about the team that we live and die by.
Making dumbass comments like yours, and compounding your stupidity just makes you look like a bigger idiot. I suggest you knock it off, try a mea culpa on for size, and talk about the Giants. We’re actually a forgiving lot, as long as you don’t act like an asshat.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’ve been reading MCC for years…it’s only recently that I cared to sign up for an account. I know there are women that post here regularly.
I also know that people make off-color jokes all the time, and that the lot is generally good natured and doesn’t take things too seriously.
I wasn’t directing any derogatory comment to any poster in particular. It was a lame “bros before hos” joke. Nothing more.
just trying to find every colloquialism used to refer to a friend
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
Admittedly, there are a few topics that are surprisingly taboo here, considering the general depravity that abounds. You just happened to find one of them. No “hos” jokes (and don’t call anyone a f*g, not that you would) and you’ll be okay.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
No, there is no debate there
Pie is clearly superior in every way to cake.
by nofreetime on Oct 1, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
UP YOURS PIE LOVER!
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Up what?
My pie-hole? You sir are a cakeist!
HEY FUCK YOU
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It's a pie.
It’s a shell with a filling.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s really not a cake. I think your definition is too general.
From wikipedia: Cakes normally contain a combination of flour, sugar, eggs, and butter or oil, with some varieties also requiring liquid (typically milk or water) and leavening agents (such as yeast or baking powder).
Usually no leavening in Cheesecake.
See “Good Eats” for further verification. Alton Brown knows all.
It’s a pie.
It’s a shell with a filling.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez. Don’t be such a woman.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
LOL
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Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WELCOME N00B
We have gone over this 10,000 times.
Cheesecake is pie.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
From wiki:
Many types of cheesecake are essentially custards, which can lead a novice baker to overcook them, expecting them to behave like true cakes.
Have you never heard of a custard creme pie?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Up above I said “it’s pretty close to a custard too”.
It can be a custard pie if you want. I just think it’s closer to a custard than it is to anything else.
For the sake of argument, it works the other way. For example, quiches are generally considered custards and many have shells.
It is a custard. Which in no way disqualifies it as a pie.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S NOT CHEESEPIE!
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Sorry but it is hard to believe
that you’ve been reading this for years and wouldn’t know that this wouldn’t be tolerated.
You’ve obviously offended, why be defensive? Apologize and move on like an adult.
And maybe it would’ve been funny if we’d heard it out loud. But vocal inflection is easily lost in print, so you have to make sure that what you write is going to be read as you intended it.
I’m glad you’re not a misogynist.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
People say “bros before hos” and mean it seriously?
I have much respect for women. Their gentle souls and elegant grace make the world a better place.
My sense is that a “bros before hos” joke might work fine on this site in the right context.
But when your post starts with Women = Stupid it’s a hole different thing.
Brilliant typo.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
It’s a whole different hole.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
“I don’t mean to use bitches in a derogatory way. I mean it as a general term for women.”—Riley Freeman
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
What's the problem?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
..
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 1, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WOW
You just broke the stupidometer…
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This woman picks baseball over bros every time.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me, too.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A WOMAN
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Stay classy.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Oct 1, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I probably would too, but I need to be able to make it to the yard tomorrow, too.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Close it out tonight
Then sweep their asses for good measure.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
+1
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
This is your time. Now go out there and take it.
"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld
Miracle?
Love that movie! Who knew Kurt Russell could kind of act?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
And Jack Burton says… ‘what the hell’.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
I like that movie
but it does nothing to disprove my point.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
This was a great idea for this post. BEAT SD. WIN ONE MORE GAME.
ONNNNNE GAAAAME MOOOOORE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OMG! ONE GAME!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Also
I’m going to Vancouver tonight. You guys better keep it going here without me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It really is. It looks the way a modern city should.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Canadian?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
THE MAPLE MENACE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lol
Putting to rest months of speculation, Helton said Tuesday he has no plans to call it quits after this season.
"I am not retiring," Helton told The Denver Post. "The plan is to come back and play better next year."
…
The Rockies have talked about pairing Helton with a right-handed bat, and if unable to make a big trade could take low-risk fliers on Oakland’s Conor Jackson, if available, and free-agent Garrett Atkins, a former Rockie.
Yes, Rockies, please do this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL HAWPE
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Not a platoon situation so much as an outright benching.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
TODDFATHER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Conor Jackson’s on Oakland? When did that happen?
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 1, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Billy Beane got bored
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Oct 1, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Garrett Atkins
http://www.camdenchat.com/2010/6/27/1539864/86-garrett-atkins-sub-koji-uehara#40717071
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
And since I seem to be the only person awake right now
PECOTA playoff odds
Giants: 97.8%
Braves: 95.4%
Padres: 6.8%
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Why can’t I move!!??!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I woke up at 5:30 & just stared at the clock until it was time to get up. Now I’m just staring at the clock until it’s time for the game.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Oh, I’m at work.
/stares at clock
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
I’m sitting in the parking lot reading MCC and eating breakfast at my job.
/I’m a beer salesman, we get up early.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
that's awesome!
Do you get free beer?
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Some times
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I work for DBI in Sacramento.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
ah, not in the City …. I was thinking if so, we might have met in the past – I work in the hotel biz.
Probably not
I have a routes in the North Highlands/Antelope/Rio Linda/Del Paso Heights area where I take care of grocery stores, gas stations, and liquor stores.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
A rough hood in many places.
I live in Del Paso Manor, the other side of 80.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Oct 1, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m scared. Those percentages are too high.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
I'd love to know how PECOTA calculates that.
Mind, it’s probably fairly accurate on the Padres, though I’m not following the WC odds closely. I’d assign them, very roughly, a maybe 5% chance at the division.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
This should already be over by now.
Fuck Phil Cuzzi in his Fuckhole.
"That's tasteless, offensive and disgusting -- I like it." - Droz
by El Brazo Dravecky on Oct 1, 2010 7:29 AM PDT reply actions
seriously
one more win? here it is.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 1, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, b/c the Giants haven’t benefited and won a game b/c of a umpire call and the Padres haven’t loss a game b/c of a umpire call.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
LET IT GO
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a bad feeling about this series.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I was waiting for it!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
There won't be a series I won't worry about until the Giants are eliminated.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Whoa there, eliminated isn’t the only option…
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, remember the “What to do about Pablo” thread? In which a majority of the McCoven voted to bench him? Since then he’s hit .346/.414/.538. Good thing Renteria stayed hurt.
by Evan on Oct 1, 2010 7:46 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
/proud to say I always said 'play him every day'
The opportunity cost of a potential Pablo tear was not worth the marginal upgrade of Pablo to Renteria or Fontenot (or whoever else he’d be replaced with)
Hey! Me too. Being right after the fact (even if it’s not because I expected Pablo to go on a tear) is nice.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Not sure what your point is. He did get benched for 3 games, an interval in which he realized he has to actually think about what the eff he’s doing at the plate, reviewed tape with Bam Bam, and changed his approach. Lo and behold, he has been better since then. So who’s right?
It's orange inside
Apparently the Giants put him on a healthier diet.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of watermelons
Finally saw the amazing race opener. Jesus christ how did that watermelon not destroy her face?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I laughed at first
Till I thought about how much damage that could’ve really done. It looked like a water balloon the way it exploded, so it didn’t look like it could’ve hurt that much.
But yeah, yikes.
I saw a GIF of that a few weeks ago, not knowing what it was from, since the episode just aired this week
I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.
More like good thing the McCoven reverse-jinxed him.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
He has? When was that thread? He has a .576 OPS in September.
by kingofthacove on Oct 1, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
One more win and one man to finish the job
Matthew Thomas Cain
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
Is he using his mitt
to prevent his balls from forming massive divits? What a considerate guy!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
oooh!
/high five!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I laughed
I’m a terrible person
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 1, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The disconcerting thing about this series is that if we were playing any other team, the Padres would have a MUCH worse chance of catching up from three games back.
Choppin' broccoli
all we need is one!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Oct 1, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions
True, but the possibility of disaster just makes the anticipation taste sweeter. Like corn syrup versus high fructose corn syrup.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Normal for a Giants fan right?
Woke up thinking that the odds of:
Padres sweeping the next four games: 85%
Padres sweeping the next three games and the Giant winning in the four game: 14%
Giant winning one of the next three games: 1%
I woke up thinking, “6:30? I was supposed to be at work an hour ago!”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I woke up after having had a dream that they played the game at 5:30 AM east coast time, and I woke up to my alarm to find that it was already the top of the ninth. I turned on my MLB tv to see us winning, and was excited to see the last out, and then the video cut out, and I missed the celebration. I was legitimately flustered upon waking up, had to remind myself the game hadn’t happened yet D:
See!
I knew she wouldn’t marry that jerk Humperdink!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Woke up quick at about noon, just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 1, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait... the potential first playoff game isn't until Thursday?
THURSDAY! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL WEEK!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Get 5 days worth of work done in 3 days
then say, I’m done for the week, no calls, no distractions, I do not exist unless you are a fellow Giants fan and you want to talk about the Giants
It's orange inside
/knocks wood twice
(No really, I just did.)
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Fap fap fap
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions
is it wrong
that this was my first thought as a response when i read JD’s comment?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Grow a damn beard!
And go get some shoes!
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
INFORMAL POLL TIME
Who’s getting anything done at work today?*
*This poll is extremely scientific
..:Fear The Fin:..
I’m not! I am actually giving my notice in about 5 minutes!
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Off I go.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s always a good day. Enjoy the moment.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
VICTORY IS MINE
Now I just have 4 weeks left!
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
My 2nd class got cancelled today!
I was very happy
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Some?
But no one is doing work today, a bunch of people are swapping cubes so there’s a ton of commotion.
It would be silly to leave early, right?
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
by shinkicker on Oct 1, 2010 9:16 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I HAVE NO CHOICE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not doing the Spanish homework I have due in 30 minutes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I have an essay due in 50 minutes
I’m 60% done.
Though luckily it’s only a rough draft that’s due
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
You know Grant will do those for you if you pay for premium access
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Hah. Now my Spanish homework’s overdue by at least 40 minutes.
Thank goodness I’m changing this class from graded to pass/no pass.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
As long as it’s before the deadline, yes. I just gotta get my professor’s and advisor’s signatures.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
So you get full credit? And does it count toward your GPA?
I’m amazed. I’ve never heard of this!
I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?
I get the credit, but it doesn’t count toward my GPA. Which is why I’m changing it to pass/no pass, haha.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea, to be honest. I’m going to talk to my advisor about it on Monday. I do know all PE classes are pass/no pass, so we get at least four pass/no pass classes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep. It’s a nice thing they have.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Too bad they didn't offer that at my school.
Advisor: Uh, jhiat00 the only class you haven’t changed is Rock and Roll history.
Me: Yeah because I got an A.
I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?
LOL. I was tempted to do that with all my classes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
My Spanish prof gave us a review sheet for the next exam and sent us on our way. I have marching band rehearsal later on. I’m just gonna hope I end up on the right yard lines during the drill.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
FOLKS
I’m more that a little bit worried about Freddy!
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
This post wasn’t meant to evoke a whimsical nostalgia — “Gee, sure glad that is all over!” — but rather it was meant to remind folks that the job isn’t done yet.
Oh, that was taken care of for me by watching Ken Burns’ bit on the 2002 World Series. Talk about boner-killing.
And if any of you post a goddamn picture of it, I will cut you.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
At least you kinda admit it happened and aren’t making a stupid joke about meteors and/or earthquakes.
I didn’t “kinda” admit it. I referenced it directly via the documentary.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
For all I know, the Ken Burns’ documentary could’ve been about the meteor that canceled the 2002 World Series.
Hey! You can’t reference the meme yourself in order to post pictures!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the worst part of that documentary, and for all of the defense BLB got in the first half, the ending just kind of irritated me.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Proof that Gaslampball has become delirious
Those ‘84 Padres uniforms look amazing. The gold and orange really pop. That’s the problem with the current Padres colors. There’s no color that really pop, gray and sand don’t pop. I wonder if wearing the ‘84 uniforms fired up the Cubs a little bit, because they didn’t do much for the Pads.
The “uniforms” in question…yeah they look great
I actually kinda dig them.
And their current non-camouflage unis. And the Astros’ rainbow-shoulder unis.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m with you.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Oct 1, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
The Padres were rated last in some recent survey of best unis and I was flabbergasted for a sec until I remembered “Oh, right, those fucking camos.”
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
+1
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 1, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I like the colors but I like their current script.
Also that black should be more of a brown. Padres wear brown robes dammit!
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
While we're on it
I love the cursive “away” script on most jerseys:
But this doesn’t really float my boat:
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
What kind of stupid, no-history, shitbag team changes their colors?
The Padres, that’s who. And wtf is up with that stupid underline on their jerseys? Makes them look like the Radres.
Yeah, the new color scheme is epic yawn. Like the kind of skull-unfolding yawn that my cat gives me when I ask that she please not settle down in the midst of the newspaper I am currently reading.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Cats are inexplicably attracted to newspapers, textbooks, and computers currently in use, as well as laundry fresh from the dryer.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh....
Fresh laundry is big one for my cat..and he always tries to sit on my lap when I’m reading or on my laptop. Glad it’s not just me.
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
In both cases, it’s a) the toastiness and b) the attention.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster_ESPN Check that —Giants’ HR production April-June: 64. Giants’ HR production July-September: 95. It’s a very different looking lineup these days
Dingers.
Mat Latos wipes a tear sliding down his cherubic cheek.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
I really, REALLY, want to get a good, ol-fashioned, DARR-YL-style “LAAAAAA-TOOOOOOS” chant going at the yard on Sunday.
And, on the off chance I get close enough, I’ll ask him what he’ll think when the Cubs slap “CHICAGO” across Adrian’s chest. If anyone sits down the right field line, please feel free to use this.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions
My daughter’s name is Daryl. I use the chant with her sometimes.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Rent-a-team according to Latos
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Please win today
My nerves aren’t going to be able to handle this
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Oct 1, 2010 8:44 AM PDT reply actions
please sweep, actually
I would very much like to make the playoffs and miss the Phillies
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Oct 1, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
True with the h2h against Cincinnati. OK.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Oct 1, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
As long as Bochy is in charge this team will always start one of its worst old slow players at some position
won’t play young players, and will insert Velez into the game at the first opportunity.
Because Bochy is nuts. Flat nuts.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
well, its just irritating that the Giants could be a better team
if Bochy didn’t have a fixation on old slow has-beens and Eugenio Velez. It’s crazy.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
So, old slow has-beens and a young fast never-will?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's play guess today's lineup!
CF – Torres
2B – Fontenot
1B – Huff
C – Posey
LF – Burrel
3B – Uribe
RF – Ross
SS – Renteria
P – Cain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
No way Panda does not play
Sanchez probably at 2B (unless injury)
Guillen probably gets picked over Ross
I can see Pablo playing. Not Guillen. Not when Ross hits lefties so well.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Ross has some good numbers against the Padres too
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Oct 1, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Sanchez for Fontenot.
I can’t remember if Font hits lefties or righties better.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
righties. he’s basically a platoon player
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Oct 1, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
thanks. Sanchez, then.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Would like to see
Torres CF
Sanchez 2B (Fontenot is really worthless against lefties)
Huff 1B
Posey C
Burrell LF
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B
Ross RF
SF Chronicle Article about being a fan
I can see that," the 28-year-old San Francisco resident said. "It feels good now, I know that much. … And when it’s bad – there’s still some things about the 2002 and 2003 season we still don’t talk about.
Something weird happened-try against
The team’s success improves one’s self-identification with the team," said Christian End, a professor at Xavier University in Ohio who studies the social psychology of fan behavior. "New fans make a new, positive self-identification, and older fans – the longtime fans – deepen their self-identification with the team.
In Rodriguez’s case, the diagnosis sounded about right to him.
I can see that," the 28-year-old San Francisco resident said. "It feels good now, I know that much. … And when it’s bad – there’s still some things about the 2002 and 2003 season we still don’t talk about.
Both years, the Giants’ post-season runs ended in memorably gut-twisting losses. Choosing not to dwell on those would be called “cutting off reflected failure” or “CORFing,” End said.
Basically, one does not want to bask in the reflected losery.
Basically, one does not want to bask in the reflected losery.
Ahh, I see, like with the 49ers
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Oct 1, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
See right up there, by “b7”? That’s about the same probability of the Giants winning the division right now. I’m excited, but…
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 1, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
so if we do win, do we then commence in…..wait, no..no!!
by Artimus Clyde on Oct 1, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Was it really that close? Oh god…
:’(
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Like I could ever forget that...
But I didn’t realize we were favored by something like 95%!
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Basically, one does not want to bask in the reflected losery.
My, god. I’d be out of a job.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 1, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
The world needs ditch diggers too, Danny
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Ah yeah, CORFing. I know that feeling. I CORF, like, every day.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 1, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
From the same article: Which one of you is "Jerry Castor"?
Lifetime fan Jerry Castor, 50, and wife Jocyln Norris, 49, snapped up tickets on Craigslist and traveled from their home in Redwood City to catch the game.
Castor, who wore a Willie McCovey jersey, said the importance of the game made it one of the few for which he’d splurge to buy tickets.
Norris said that on one of their first dates six years ago, her husband-to-be arrived at her home wearing Giants orange.
She asked him why he was wearing a costume.
A self-described “adopted sports fan” who loathes watching baseball on television, Norris said that earlier this season she felt the residual thrill of a winning team.
so, wait. He’s such a fan that he’d show up for a date in Giants’ orange, but not enough of a fan to actually go to a game unless it’s “important”?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 1, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Come now. You've been fairly reasonable up to this point.
You don’t need money to love a team, but you do to attend a game.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
No, I understand that, I do.
But the way I’m reading that isn’t that he can’t afford to go to the game, but that he wouldn’t go unless it was an important one.
Like…when I lived in LA, I didn’t get to go nearly as many Dodgers games as I would have liked, but if I had only gone to the important games, I would have gone to far fewer than I actually did go to.
You know what I’m saying? if the criteria is that the game has to be “important,” you maybe miss out on other things, like somebody’s first major league hit or home run or, hell, no-hitter.
That’s all I meant by that.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Oct 1, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough.
His description of the ticket purchase as a ‘splurge,’ though, makes me think that he’s got a very limited budget and wants to maximize his potential return.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
True I go to maybe 3 games a year just because I don’t live in the area and when I did go to AT&T once the tickets were on the expensive side. Trying to pay for all the tickets and the trip. blah. My dad says we might go if they go to the world series.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
But you do need money to buy enough Giants gear to have it look like “a costume”. That doesn’t sound like he just showed up rocking his SF cap.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
A lot has happened to the economy in the last six years. Especially for the neither-old-enough-to-retire-nor-young-enough-to-start-over set.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that much.
My ticket for TONIGHT was about $14 total on StubHub, bought about a week ago.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Dynamic Pricing.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Well, yeah, if you buy it NOW. I bought tickets to two AZ and tonight and didn’t break $50. A little common sense will get you into the yard cheap.
And there’s always the portwalk. That’s where I watched the World Series, live, for free.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I bribed my way into Game 4 for $60 and watched from the base of the Coke bottle.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m Jerry and the boyfriend is Joclyn. BFVCE asked to borrow my Sandoval shirt today. I’m proud of him on this day.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I can play that by ear ;p
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Good morning
To paraphrase Red from Shawshank Redemption: I find I’m so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it is the excitement only a Giants fan can feel, a Giants fan near the end of a long season whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope we can make it to the playoffs. I hope to see Buster Posey throw out a runner, and shake his head. I hope Matt Cain’s start tonight is as perfect as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
I'M SO EXCITED
I’m so…scared…
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 1, 2010 9:00 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yep.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Hot Sundae!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 1, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Dear San Francisco Giants
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 1, 2010 9:01 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
But not like Notre Dame!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
so whos gonna be the hero today?
this is like the most important game in recent memory ( maybe last 7 years)
Gerald. Dempsey. Posey.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Apparently Dempsey is his real middle name
and Demp is a nickname
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Wouldn’t be the 1st time wikipedia was wrong:
Gerald “Buster” Demp Posey III (born March 27, 1987 in Leesburg, Georgia) is a catcher and first baseman for the San Francisco Giants.
His dad’s name is Demp iirc.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Link
A native of the southern Georgia town of Leesburg (population 3,000), Gerald Dempsey Posey III was anointed at birth with the family nickname Buster — which his father also carried as a child.
http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_16222410?source=rss
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Gerald “McI-Ain’t-Havin’-It” Posey.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Cardinals fan here...
I know you haven’t “officially” clinched yet, but I’ll beat the rush by offering my congratulations right now…hope you don’t mind if I climb on your bandwagon for the playoffs…I’ll be damned if I’m rooting for Cincinnati and I can’t see hanging on Philly…you have a good team…hopefully they can do some damage.
SEAT’S TAKEN
at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires
by duke_diligence on Oct 1, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
The Cardinals are not offensive to my eye. I will accept your application.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
thanks!
You know you have to wear a red thong, right?
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I have one he can borrow.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m still mad about 87, but I graciously accept your bandwagon offer.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Oct 1, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
The Cardinals are dead!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
saddest call Joe Buck had to make in his career
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 1, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
It was.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
God I love that picture.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Trusting Joe Buck
…and assuming you’re one of the greatest fans in sports, so it’s good to have you aboard
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
WILL CLARK SAYS NO!
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Any person with a user name “tbell” is alright in my book.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
I’m not used to other fans bandwagoning us, but I’ll have it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Sounds dirty. I’m in.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
How can you not love this team
Closer Brian Wilson and setup man Sergio Romo have grown very long beards that have left them halfway toward auditioning for a ZZ Top cover band.
“Mine is way cooler,” Romo said.
Romo’s beard looks to be the same color as his hair. Wilson’s looks as black as a moonless night, in a sort of unnatural way as if he, um, used a product to help it get that way. Reporters who have asked Wilson if he colors his beard have gotten a look that says, “That’s what you’re going to use your two minutes to ask?”
Romo has no problem with Wilson “cheating.”
“If he’d have grown a blond beard,” he said, “my guess is he wouldn’t be as intimidating out there.”
It is by far my favorite Giants team. Only 2000 comes close.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I was a pretty monumental fan of Jeff Kent. He was amazing that year.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The things that separates the 2010 Ginats for me for me
- The way they’ve far exceeded most people’s expectations
- How likable this cast of characters is and how
- How they’ve repeatedly got back up after getting knocked down. (Chumbawumba!) This team has showed so much heart and resiliency. All you have to do is look at how many times they were pronounced dead by members of our community throughout the season, but yet here they are at the doorstep.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
They’ve definitely exceeded my expectations.
And this team has less obvious offensive talent, and yet here they are.
And also – Andres Torres. And Huff. And Burrell.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It's definitely in my top 3
It’s the best pitching staff I can remember the Giants having (dating back to the 80s)
The 1997 team has a special place in my heart..came out of nowhere like this year
See, I get that
but I was (and remain) a huge Bonds fan, and I enjoy the sheer domination of some of those teams – less torture, while watching the greatest player of my lifetime.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I enjoyed watching him play and felt like I was watching history, but didn't feel the emotional attachment that I have for this team
I also hated having to defend my Giants fandom when hearing comments about Bonds (a-hole, PEDs etc.). It’s fun having a team fans’ of other teams who are out of it are rooting for.
This team has restored a lot of my faith in just how magical the game can be.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I also hated having to defend my Giants fandom when hearing comments about Bonds (a-hole, PEDs etc.).
That’s partially why I have a grudge against the Cardinals. When I was active on LJ, I was friends with a Cardinals fan who would always give me shit- seriously- for Bonds’ juicing. Really, dude? A McGwire fan is gonna get up on the soapbox?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
See, I didn't care
If those fans had an issue, that was their problem, not mine. I Thought Bonds was brilliant, and steroids etc were red herrings to make up for the fact that sportswriters didn’t like him, and were hypocrites of the highest order. The thrill of watching a Bonds AB is something that’s never been exceeded for me, as a Giants fan.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
We'll be singing
When we’re winning
We’ll be singing….
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
Those late 80's Giants are my favorites...but these guys are close.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Love Romo's beard
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
I fucking love the beards.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I love f…
nevermind
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
by ResDog on Oct 1, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
valet vaccuumed this from the floor of Mat Latos' car:
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
by nogooddeed on Oct 1, 2010 9:09 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Yesterday at the pregame “Text this to the scoreboard” I sent in
LOL Mat Latos idiot
and they posted it.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thats awesome
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our DeRosa’s tendons.
In the offseason there’s nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of October blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour’d rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o’erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O’erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill’d with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest Giants.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call’d fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in Willie Mays Plaza, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game’s afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry ‘God for Bochy, San Francisco, and Barry Bonds!’
[minor changes made]
by GiantPain on Oct 1, 2010 9:09 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Pound that Budweiser!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
you are my hero
I mean, you used ‘unto.’ So many these days say or write, ‘into.’
by wcw on Oct 1, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I dig it.
Surprised you didn’t go with the St Crispin’s Day speech, though.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t follow any other sports, but it seems to me that moments like this are especially rewarding in baseball. The length of the season and the up-and-down nature of the game makes one’s investment in a competing team continually build, and if the season reaches a point like this, the mounting emotions reach a point where most fans are ready to explode with excitement. I’m not saying you don’t get that at all with other sports, but just that the idea that nearly every day for months had been building to this moment is especially powerful in this weird, wonderful game.
by Seasick fish on Oct 1, 2010 9:17 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
this is probably the biggest moment in bay area sports since.....
the warriors made it to the playoffs and killed the mavericks
and last year when the sharks fought off the Avs and beat the red wings before losing to the eventual champs
i am so excited i dont want to go to class! but i have a long commute and a long day ahead of me T.T
They’ll be giving these out tonight.
That should compliment the one I have from 2002 pretty well, methinks.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
The Charge of the Giants
Hairstons to right of them,
Tulos to left of them,
JMartin in front of them
Volley’d and thunder’d;
Storm’d at with dinks and BABIP,
Boldly they played and well,
Into the jaws of Coors,
Into the mouth of Petco
Rode the twentyfive giants.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
I take back what I said above.
If the Giants lost today, I’d have a panic attack. I’m starting to have one now just imagining it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm trapped
My kitten is napping on my lap. I can’t get up because I don’t want to disturb him.
On the plus side, I can watch some more of the bottom of The Tenth Inning.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
kitteh
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's not a cat
That’s Andres Torres
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Oct 1, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Check the Cat vs Dog in last nights PGT...
Almost got out of hand for thread about pets.
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
That’s because you were insulting dogs. I was about to throw down.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Oct 1, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Impressive kitty is impressive.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hate that
Mine have some innate sensor to fall asleep on my lap right as I need to pee or a show is ending and I want to go do something else. Devious bastards.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
They can sense full bladders.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 1, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
More love for Buster
Most winning teams are said to possess an ideal mix of veterans and younger players.
Buster Posey embodies that blend by himself.
Posey, 23, is a rookie in service time only. At the plate and behind it, the precocious catcher has displayed the savvy of a much more experienced performer since the Giants summoned him from Triple-A Fresno on May 29.
Good god
Oooook, my only worry now is that Posey is going to get the Jeter prose by writers and everyone outside of SF is just going to fucking hate him for reasons that aren’t really his fault.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
And dreamy eyes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If we make the playoffs and have a deep run, it’s pretty much already a done deal.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I’m okay with that.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hypothetical question:
Knowing what you know now…would you trade Sanchez or Bumgarner for Bautista?
That’s a really hard one for me…
No.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
It’ll be even harder to justify trading a pitcher away if we make the postseason this year.
Then again, if we lose a bunch of one-hitters once we get there…
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Entirely dependent on ability to get another starter.
I would absolutely trade Sanchez for Bautista, as long as we could trade for an SP.
We probably could have a swung a Ted Lilly trade, or maybe gotten Zach Duke from the Pirates. If we’d been able to make a complimentary move for an SP, I would have had no problem trading Sanchez for Bautista.
I'm with this...
I love Sanchez but I would have traded him for Bautista if we could have gotten a decent SP as number 5…hey we got Brad Penny last year and he did good for us.
That was nice, but we can’t replace anyone with a rental. We have the best rotation in the sport, and we should be striving to lock that down.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Would have been nice to lose fewer games 1-0 down the stretch.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Not hard at all
No way. How can you even ask that as we sit near the end of a triumphant pennant race?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Because I'm thinking about how much a 50+ homer guy sitting in the middle of our lineup
would increase our chances not just to go into the playoff but to win the whole thing.
I can live with the difference between Bautista and Ross/Guillen over the next sixty or seventy at bats if it means I get five years of Bumgarner.
Yes, I would trade Sanchez for a ring.
But that’s a hell of a what-if right there.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, I would hope every last one of us would trade Willie Mays at his prime for a ring. But there has never, nor will ever be any such thing as a guaranteed ring, so it’s as moot point.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I would never have done Bumgarner for Bautista 0 just sanchez
Oh, and unless I’m mistaken, Bautista won’t be an FA at the end of the year – i htink he has another year of control.
I’m more apt to think that that the Blue Jays stadium just played very small this year.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
Uhhh
Because Bautista hit .292/.405/.723 in the second half against a division with a lot of the best pitchers in baseball…?
Well that's actually to be expected
He hasn’t really gotten unlucky – he just hits a lon of fly balls. And the thing about fly balls is, they kinda either leave the park or they get caught, so players who hit a ton of fly balls can have high HR totals and a low BABIP.
The most impressive thing to me is his walk rates – career 11.8, this season over 14%.
No. Look at Sanchez’s line in September and there’s no guarentee we’d be in the same situation right now without him. Homers haven’t been an issue as of late.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
You could look at Sanchez's line in september....
Or you could look at Bautista’s line post-ASB
.292/.405/.723
Runs created are the same as runs saved, and Bautista would have created a shitload of runs.
While a run is a run, I’ve have a much harder time giving up someone like this:
The guy gets wild, but when he’s on, you can’t hit him.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
1.128 OPS in the second half
His OPS this year is OVER 1. We haven’t had that since Barry left.
Jonathan’s WAR this year has been, what, like 3?
Bautista’s is 7.
Look, I love Jonathan. But there is really absolutely no legitimate argument that he has been better than Jose Bautista this year.
I think the problem is cost: the market still overvalues low-defense, high-dinger hitting. I would be willing to take that chance with Bautista, but I am more inclined to try trading three fungible arms and hang onto Sanchez, whose walksies would I think tend to leave him undervalued.
Zito plus cash works for me. Just depends on how hard a bargain the Jays drive. If they’ll take Zito plus $30m, I pull the trigger.
So you are saying
you would give up both Zito and Wellemeye to get Bautista…wow that would be tough for the Giants to give up…
I’m super, duper generous.
Mostly, while I absolutely think Bautista’s breakout is partially real (and partially good luck, natch, like every fluke season), I also think trying to get him now would be buying high. Next year he probably hits less well, and he may be available at the deadline or as a free agent.
I guess I'm fine with the proposal
as long as you don’t trade Rowand too
I see what you are saying but if he goes 40-50 homer/.280 again…price would be astronomical
I don’t think the argument here is whether or not Bautista has been better than Sanchez in 2010. I’m certainly not arguing that. The question is whether subtracting Sanchez from the Giants rotation and adding Bautista to the Giants lineup would put them in the same (or better) position that the team currently sits in today. I’m of the mind that getting rid of Jonathan Sanchez and throwing in Kevin Pucetas or Eric Hacker to take his spot would have hurt the Giants a lot more than Bautista would have helped.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
Just +Bautista and -Sanchez (and PLTBNL) with no other moves?
It’s up in the air which games that we would’ve won and which ones we would’ve lost. However, going into next off-season, I would take Bautista for Sanchez in a heartbeat and try to wrangle a contract with Duchscherer or Cliff Lee
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Probably not
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAcoughcoughcough
Ahem.
No.
No, I would not.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
AGon says:
“I think we play better when our backs are against the wall,” said Padres slugger Adrian Gonzalez. “The main thing is that they’ve got great pitching, and that’s going to be the challenge — our offense against their pitching — because our pitching is going to dominate.”
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Hey, AGon! Fuck you!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Uh
San Diego has been playing pretty much the whole season from first place, but whatever. Backs against the wall my ass.
Watching the bottom of the tenth
Damn, could Bonds swing that bat.
I remember being at the game where he hit number 73. It was a thing of absolute beauty.
/misses Barry still
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Bonds is the best hitter I have ever seen in person. Skinny Barry, big-head Barry, and almost certainly involuntarily retired Barry.
by wcw on Oct 1, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I believe his 2007 season will go down in history
As the best season ever by a guy who couldn’t find work the next year.
Probably the best hitter anyone has ever seen in person. I recall a Roger Angell piece comparing Barry with the Babe and concluding that Barry was better.
Without a doubt. I wish he has expressed a reluctance in messing with a player’s swing – I would love to see him as a hitting coach for the Giants.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
THIS JUST IN
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Oct 1, 2010 9:46 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Seriously
One of my favorite Giants.
Someone told me he was being traded for Corey Hart during the Brewers series. Just the thought left me bummed.
Damn trade rumors
My favorite Giant, period. Forever.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Definitely my favorite current player. BLB will probably be my all-time favorite though.
I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?
Cain for Hart was never gonna happen
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 1, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The Brewers actually got Cain.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how they have a picture of the player looking at the player in the background in these things.
Even photos of Matt Cain are jealous of Matt Cain.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
They know that they are only a hollow copy of his greatness. Sure, this animates them, lifting them above other objects, but there is that constant feeling of absence. Emptiness. The feeling is close to that of losing a loved one.
Mirrors weep with joy at the delight of his reflection.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
There’s one of these with Felipe Alou that always made me laugh. I can’t find it, though.
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 1, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Early reports confirm that Matt Cain is good.
Back to you.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you. Coming up after weather: Could increasing your daily dose of Andres Torres ward off cirrhosis? New research says yes. Stay with us.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
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Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
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He's the bee's knees
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Related to nothing else, I just read that Saturday’s game is "A Day of Comedy" day hosted by Rob Schneider. (It’s also Singles Night, but that event is sold out. Must be hard to find a mate at AT&T Park, I guess.)
Or maybe we just have more than 10,000 fans who show up to watch our team in a playoff hunt.
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
Being GLB,
this was naturally followed with a “OMG SF = TEH GAYZ” comment.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
1989?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.yukijersey.com/en/product_details.asp?proid=5510
I do not think that year is what you think it is.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Like I said. Mine is legit. Double stitched lettering, embroidered reebok logo, etc… I looked for flaws but couldn’t find any. Obviously that doesn’t mean they all are like that but I’m willing to give it another shot sometime in the future.
I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?
I would bet they are just good fakes. Look at the positioning of the logos/numbering; there’s a good chance they’re at least slightly off.
There’s no reason to sell them for such a price.
Authentic Jersey Worn On-Field By Major League Players
Come on. Really?
by kingofthacove on Oct 1, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
They're fake, possibly really good fakes
I got 2 REALLY good zito fakes on ebay for 40 bucks, the only thing different from the real deal is that it has a tag that says made in china on it (coolbase authentics are made in the US), everything else is perfect
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Other people try to make you bad—but I know you not
When my situation’s lookin’ sad I know I got
A true friend in my time of need–all I need
Your a natural. An ace indeed–i decree
Makes me happy when I’m feelin’ pain
Once again makes me happy just to hear your name
Do your thang Matt Cain
I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?
Happy Birthday Matt Cain!
Score some runs for Cain’s bday
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
What?
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Pay respect you jackals!
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by ResDog on Oct 1, 2010 9:58 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Just because I feel like it
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
by deuce deuce on Oct 1, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I was at this game
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 1, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He's all heart.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that Willie McGee?
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's obviously Merton Hanks.
Look at the neck.
Duh.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday Matt!
Giants Clubhouse: “Happy Birthday Mark, here’s your cake!”
Matt: “Thanks… its Matt by the way, but why aren’t you guys all out taking BP?”
Giants: “Ah, Mark, you crack us up. You know that its your turn to start today, so we don’t need to hit.”
Matt: “Seriously guys, the cake is great and all, but I would gladly trade it for some runs today”
Giants: " Ohh, ok, sure thing…We’ll consider it. You know we spoil you too much as it is."
Matt: “Jesus, what do I have to do to get some damned run support around here. Whatever, I’ll just have to get them myself I guess”
Buster: “Do not try getting runs to compliment your awesome pitching, that would be impossible… Instead, just try to realize the truth…There are no runs”
by Artimus Clyde on Oct 1, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Matt: "Where's the rest of the cake?"
Pablo: “I like cake, I ate cake”
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by Giant Voodoo on Oct 1, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Since it came up, and we haven't seen it in a while...
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yankees love OT: This article makes me sick
Rivera’s presence makes Yanks favorites
At this juncture, the Phillies seem to be the best team in the in the National League. With eight teams in the running, it is possible that neither the Phils nor the Yanks will play in the Fall Classic. But if they do, the only distinct advantage is in Rivera. Lidge has been excellent lately, which is one of the reasons his team is on a tear. But Lidge doesn’t have pinpoint control and he has lost a considerable amount of velocity in the past few years.
Both teams have everything you need to win a championship. The Yankees have everything — plus one.
Everything? What about more than one SP?
Oh, yeah. Intimidating mound presence, that.
Player News (last updated: September 27, 2010)
News: Rivera suffered his fifth blown save of the year Sunday night against the Red Sox, giving up two runs on two hits.
Spin: Rivera was hurt in part by his inability along with Jorge Posada to control the running game, as both Ryan Kalish and Bill Hall stole two bases against them. Rivera has now allowed as many earned runs in September (six) as he had in the previous five months of the season.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright...Shift A...Maybe we covered this...
But what happens to Matt Cain’s legacy if he throws a gem tonight and gets the win? Small legacy increase, or larger legacy increase?
He shouldn't have to, for sure
This would be my favorite outcome. Cain gets a ton of love and attention FINALLY, and we’re done with the race.
But this is the Giants and Matt Cain. More likely, we’ll lose or we’ll win but only because of a PH Guillen double or something random. Downs will come out of the ground and get a hit. Who knows.
I hate this.
Heh.
I like this, I might just appropriate this statement.
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For a second I thought you meant no bar would serve him, and I was very confused. My next thought was, “Fuck it, I’ll open a bar that only serves Matt Cain!”
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The original subtitle was too long.
Leadership Lessons From A Coach With A Career Mark Of 54-74 In The Regular Season And 2-4 In The Playoffs For Success On And Off The Field But Probably Mostly Off.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's do this.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Oct 1, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
rec'd
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Oct 1, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
How am I supposed to attend classes all day? I’m already jittery.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
This is why I’m thankful my class was canceled today. PERFECT TIMING, CONVOCATION.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn. I have sooooo many today. Oh well. I can devote all of my attention to the game after 4:00.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
LOL U.
Wait. You never updated me on the roomie situation!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Long story short.
There was a mix up, I got moved. And I’m no longer in the room with that guy. Never did get his number.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Ah, I see. How’s the new roomie (assuming you have one)?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL GOGSW24
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL UCLA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Friends and fellow voyagers...
…in the greatest of all dreams. We have been singled out like Israel of old to serve as a model. But if we are to succeed in building our New Jerusalem…our City on a Hill, then the power of Cain…must make of us an example for all the world to marvel at and proclaim: here is the measure of perfection.
Only I shall consume thee say the Lord Cain. Only I shall fill thee up. If thou failest to heed my commandments then my fist shall descend on thee like a stone. Any my sword shall cut thee into bloody parts and even thy memory shall be sacrificed to the winds for all time.
Or said another way: Go Giants. Go Matt Cain!
I am so jacked right now
I want it to be 7 already….but i have classes…FFFFFFFF
wearin’ my orange posey shirt today, can’t wait to crush the madre’s dreams tonight
GO GIANTS!!!
LET’S FUCKING DO THIS!!!!!
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
Just read the Baggs Post Game Notes
FUCK JOSE GUILLEN
Oh I saw the comments
Once again… FUCK JOSE GUILLEN
I’m not as nervous as I was yesterday. Yesterday I couldn’t focus on anything in class all I could think about is the game. I figure it will get worse later in the day though.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Taking my dad to Gary Danko tonight after the game yesterday
We were on the wait list but a table opened up at 5:30
“Is that too early?”
“No, that’s perfect!” /gobbles food and makes it back to the apartment in time for 1st pitch
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Its my 3rd time there
im just ordering my usuals and just the 3 course.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Still haven't been there
Need a special occasion and we’re always in Maui for our anniversary and birthdays
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I’ve never been to a Mission food truck. Heck I’ve never been to the Mission.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Heck, outside of the ballpark, I never leave the Mission. Range, Maverick, Flour and Water, Hog and Rocks…
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I find the neighborhood very uncomfortable to a person like me. I feel very out of place and judged.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
ANSWER THE QUESTION
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Anchor baby?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that my child?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I’m going to be a productive human being today.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions
I’ve completed a few tasks. No way I’m gonna be at work all day, though.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/remembers to open email
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey I'm on the east coast
I’ve got to deal with anticipation until 10:15 pm tonight..
Yep. I’ve been thinking about it since 6:30 this morning, and that’ll continue to 9:15 tonight.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
My day will/did consist of
Waking up at 8:30, finishing my graded negotiation session at school, work from 12:00 to 5:30, Dinner in Georgetown where I will drink to calm my nerves, then the game..
Just get it over with Giants!
I know what you mean.
I’ve went to two classes…stood in line for passion pit…ate lunch…took a nap…and I still have eight hours to go.
Already been to BevMo for 3 bottles of Mumms Brut Rose for tonight’s post-game action.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Excellent!
I need to get some champagne, too.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I'm so nervous
Can’t concentrate on work at the moment.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
best
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
So, if my employeer checked our network log
They would see I’ve spent all morning reading the Giant’s articles from Baggs, etc.
Haven’t done one bit of work other than checking my e-mail.
Anyone else?
As in Dilbert,
I could give my employer an Etch-A-Sketch and tell them that it’s a laptop and they would be powerless to argue with me.
Sadly...No
/except for using the admin passwords to cover my tracks.
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
I know we hassle Bochy for his general cluelessness...
…and extravagant melon, but it will have to be sweet indeed to his Borkiness to stick it to the Padres, who essentially changed the locks on the doors when he wasn’t looking.
I will be there tonite
and I am fired up to clinch!
Awesome!
wrecked.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
SO MUCH ANGUISH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was at the Stick when the Giants clinched in 1997
I wish I could be there tonight.
ONE. MORE. WIN.
by Section B, Row 1 on Oct 1, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions
I think it’s WAIML (Whine About It, Mat Latos)
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
More good advice
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Oct 1, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions 11 recs
This photo gets an auto-rec from me. Every. damn. time.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
WASHINGTON (AP) — Jonathan Sanchez boards Marine One for the final time after his resignation today. Vice President Darren Ford assumed the office at noon Eastern Time.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Vice President?
More like Secretary of Transportation!
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
this x 109
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
today is the day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIwb6YY89d0&feature=player_embedded
Every Third Game
by OneLoveSF on Oct 1, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I’m running on 4 hours of sleep because I had to work late last night, which makes me feel like I have a cold. I still have to finish the assignment I stayed up working on. I am going to run a beer mile after work. Then I am going to watch the Giants. I feel fan-fucking-tastic.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions
Question for the masses:
Since the Giants are playing meaningful October baseball (“There’s a Magic Game On Inside”?) on the strength of their pitching, which would you rather have heading into postseason:
Strong pitching w/ temperamental, sometimes nonexistent hitting
Strong hitting (Bonds, Kent, Burks; Clark, Mitchell, Williams) with average to poor pitching
Average hitting w/ average pitching w/ lots of gritty gameriness
After having suffered through strong hitting that disappeared in the playoffs (who could ever forget the grim scene at Shea in 2000…fuck you, Bobby Jones), I like heading into the Autumn with kickass pitching & hopeful hitting.
strong pitching and situational hitting
that seems to be exactly what we have right now. and i would like that to continue through out the playoffs
it is always good to see that timely 2run /3 run homerun
We tried the strong hitting thing. Twice. At least once with significant chemical enhancement.
At this point though I just want one more win. I hate the thought of “just being happy to be in the playoffs”, but, dammit, my first game of the season I watched Todd Wellemeyer.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
At this moment
I wouldn’t trade the team we’ve got for any other.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
that said
i wouldnt be against slapping “san francisco” on carl crawford’s chest. other than that, though
You could improve this team, no question.
But at the moment, if you asked me whether I’d rather root for this team or the reincarnated ‘27 Yankees, I’d pick this one.
The original question sort of requires thinking in terms of a whole other team and I’m not in a state of mind to do that right now.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
Don't forget a team based upon strong pitching
will also require a reliable defense
Also I’m glad it’s Cain today. He is the guy I trust not to be overamped. He’s calm and I trust him to get the job done.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I fucking love Matt Cain.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Ok, I just finished reading every Giants related article I could find
Now I don’t know what to do with myself for the next 5 and a half hours.
I could….. work… ahh forget it.
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, INTERNET?!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
3 classic signs of good fortune
My computer stopped working last night, I was stuck on a BART train when their system crashed, and on the way in, a bird shat on me. I’m choosing to take these as good omens for tonight.
DUE!
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I have the opening day calendar at my desk and September was Matt Cain’s month. I haven’t changed it to October yet, because Matt Cain.
Tempted to bust out the Orange Buster shirt now.
…I did not intend that pun.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m wearing my Lincecum shirt. BFVCE is wearing my Sandoval shirt. I’m buying him his own Posey T-shirt on Sunday. Brother needs his own threads!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
If you don’t mind me asking, where are you sitting on Sunday?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
VR 305!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome! I’m in 327, I think.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
NO U
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
JUST HAD A TICKET FALL IN MY LAP!
I don’t know where it is and I don’t care!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Woot!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Your lap? It’s the region surrounding your genitalia.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
DON’T BOTHER ME WITH DETAILS!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I always wear my hat, but I walked to work with a Giants jersey over my tshirt, and I’m wearing an orange and black necklace a friend made for me.
Tonight- 2007 All-Star jersey, San Francisco jersey unbuttoned over that. Necklace, hat, rally rag from the 2002 WS, rally rag from tonight. Giants hoodie, too, because it’ll still get cold.
And my pud, of course.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I have an orange on my desk
Until I can get away from this conference call and get my cap out of the other room, it’ll have to do.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 1, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
One Win to rule them all,
One Win to clinch them,
One Win to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Oct 1, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Aiya Earendil elenion ancalima!
don’t like the foretaste of Doom brought by the Ringspell.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Anyone else getting signs today?
For instance, I received not one, but TWO dollar bills with wheresgeorge.com stamped on them. At separate places.
I haven’t seen one of them in over a year.
IT’S A SIGN
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
a squirrel ran right up to me when i got out of my car this morning and ran around me in circles. then it gave me a look like, “hey, don’t worry big guy. a win’s a’comin.” then it ran into a tree
Was it from Richmond?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I ran over a squirrel at lunch today. Hope it wasn’t the same one. Poor guy.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
That one was a Dodgers fan. You can tell because it got run over. No Giants fan squirrel is that dumb.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I got a dollar yesterday that said Ron Paul for President stamped on it.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
IT'S A SIGN
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Yep, I got one too
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
by otis29 on Oct 1, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I had a vision of a land flowing with beer and garlic fries. A seraph with the face of Matt Cain descended from the heavens accompanied by trumpets blaring “I Left My Heart in San Francisco”. He smiled with a warmth that could set aflame the coldest of hearts and said, “Fret not, my son. For I am with you tonight.” Then he threw a 109 MPH fastball through Mat Latos’ car windshield.
by Natto on Oct 1, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
The Sermon on the Mound.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
TURN IT GREEN!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Then he threw a 109 MPH fastball through Mat Latos’ car windshield.
FTFY?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Thursday night tv is solid
community…30 rock…the office. love it.
Schadenfreude is good but only after it's safe
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Imagine if we had won that mets game
Future Proud Sponsor of Stan Javier's baseball-reference.com page.
We'd all have hangovers today?
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Speaking of the LOL Mets
The Mets will announce that GM Omar Minaya and manager Jerry Manuel "won’t be returning in their roles," according to sources. The announcements will "likely be made before the playoffs begin Wednesday." The team is not expected to announce replacements immediately, as there is "no evidence the Mets have begun contacting GM candidates." Minaya is believed to have “an option to leave the organization once he is removed as GM,” but he may “consider another position”
As much as not having it wrapped up makes me sad, I’d rather clinch on a win than a Padres loss. I know it’s just a scheduling thing, but I’d prefer it. Also, I can watch tonight’s game whereas I couldn’t watch last night’s.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
From the NC Times
“I would have to say San Francisco fans are great fans,” Bell said. "They always rag on you, in a good way. They’ve never been rude one bit. It’s fun and exciting playing in front of them.
“That’s kind of our plan is to hush the crowd. But there are going to be some Padres fans up there too. But trust me, San Francisco never really gets quiet.”
LOL "PADRES FANS"
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Padres fans at AT&T?
Aren’t they worried about being molested?
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 1, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I dig Heath Bell. He needs to yell at Mat LOLatos a bit more.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking for a bar to watch the game in San Jose. Preferably with good eats and in/near downtown. Anyone have suggestions or want to join me?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions
Moved out of SJ last year, but Jacks at 4th and Taylor is a good place. Tell the bartender the Gunn’s say hello if you go.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Looking at Jacks on Yelp and it looks like a winner. Thanks!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonight’s crowd had better be friggin loud.
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
Don't you worry about that.
Honestly, I get sick of all the “GET LOUD” scoreboard messages. Our crowd has its faults, but being quiet is not among them.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I do too. We don’t need the scoreboard to tell us when to cheer
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Oct 1, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Awww, thanks for the Inigo Montoya callout...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
VIA IMPERIAL TIME-TRAVEL DISPATCH!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
…and now I have my FB profile pic for today.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
BEHOLD
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like....victory
Hi guys, first time poster but I have followed this site sense spring training. I’m a long time Giant Junky. Was 11 when the Giants moved here and saw my first game at Seals stadium. Orlando Cepeda visited my 8th grade school in San Anselmo and hit some BP to us in our school diamond, how cool was that. Parents had season tickets in the 60s and went to many Friday night games against the Dodgers. I’ll never live to see a better player show his talents then the say hey kid, guy was unbelievable.
Anyway this years team has been the most fun (and torcher) to follow sense I was a kid. Plus I love to watch dominate pitching, so this year has been extra special, Heck I even like watching Zito when he has that BIG curve ball breaking.
Well that is my lame introduction to ya all and hope you don’t mind another old lefty hanging around.
by Lefty-is-crafty on Oct 1, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Bienvenue!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not at all!
Welcome.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
<3 the Baby Bull. I would have died from awesome to have him play ball with me as a wee one.
Welcome.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Imma rec this.
Thass wha imma do.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Sexual Frustration For Grant
Grant, my name is wicked uncle Ernie PHD. I am a psychologist and I’m here to analyse your problems. Please lay down on the couch and let your stream of consciousness run free. Please do not be alarmed if I interject comments from time to time. It is my job.
What’s that you say? You left the toilet seat up again and your girl friend dropped her behind in the cold water. Well Grant I think you should tell her you installed a bidet for her comfort and hygiene. She will get used to the cold water. Remember if you hear that toilet flush more than three times, you know she is enjoying herself.
What was that reference to tapioca pudding? Oh you were referring to spreading tapioca all over your girl friends lady parts. I prefer butter scotch crotch myself.
Beware the Lactating Leprechauns? I’m partial to “two midgets on top”. Just remember if you get one of those things in your mouth the milk is quite sour.
Come now Grant, diddling Olympians? You’re possibly suffering from delusions of grandeur. Just a small word of caution. If it’s that big and that deep, you arn’t the first one to be there. Ask Dennis Rodman. I would suggest tying a board to your ass to keep you from falling in.
Well I don’t think there is anything wrong with a golden shower as long as you are the one giving it. Yes I have been there before and yes she looked like a drowned rat afterward. No I won’t kiss her face with that man putty still on her lips.
Stars exploding you say? Are you sure you didn’t slam your head into the headboard? Oh you mean she has stars exploding. Come on Grant you know they fake it. “Oh baby oh baby make me scream”.
She said what? “Gee I’m glad that’s over”. Masters and Johnson can help with that premature stuff and perhaps we can get you a brown paper bag full of extenze. No thirty seconds is not enough Grant. How about I write you a script for Viagra. You may only come once but you will be hard for four hours afterward. Just remember to soak your balls in ice afterward.
Dingers a poppin? I’m getting a little worried here young man. Anyone who would take advantage of a hairy mascot might need some serious counselling.
I know, I know. Don’t cry Grant. Yes begging for “one more time” is acceptable.
What the fuck . Orderly come in here right now. This guy is fucking crazy. Get the straight jacket. Take him to the rubber room. Ramp up the generator. I have never heard anything so disgusting in my life. “Nermal Style”. I wonder if he has been hanging out with Richard Gere?
Grant you make me smile. As one young lady once said to me. “You fucked the taste right out of my mouth.”
by Longtimewaiting on Oct 1, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I’m not sure what’s going on here.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like I snuck into McC Premium.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Afterdark
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
CineMCC.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Now with twice the sex!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Oct 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy is like a dirty version of Grant’s boss.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I resemble that comment.
Yes i had to take a shower after writing that response.
by Longtimewaiting on Oct 1, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/SCREENSHOT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What the hell
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTPOTC
What the fuck . Orderly come in here right now. This guy is fucking crazy.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTPOTC
Help an old pervert out? What does this mean
by Longtimewaiting on Oct 1, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I Agree With This Part Of This Comment
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
After reading that.
I no longer feel like a dirty old man.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
So
I haven’t checked in much over the past couple weeks, so I just wanted to say GO GIANTS. I humbly recommend that we win this game.
Tim Lincecum Heading to the yard soon. Tonight could be a very good night.
about an hour ago · 178 681 · Comment · Like
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 1, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec'd!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Went to the game last night, while standing in line
Bumgarner threw a borderline strike and the guy behind me and I both went “Come on blue!” I asked him why he wore a diamondbacks shirt if he’s a Giants fan, he said, I’m a Giants fan, born in Stockton, but my brother is Barry Enright.
So there you have it, Barry Enright is a Giants fan.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Standing in line for Garlic Fries
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
OT
St. Mary’s Pub, right? Someone was asking yesterday.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 1, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the name of my bar, but I stopped working there
Sorry yall
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Discount is still in effect when my dad works
He’s the only male bartender so, yeah, just mention MCC $1 off beer
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
I must have missed out on this meme
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Torres CF, Sanchez 2B, Huff 1B, Posey C, Burrell LF, Guillen RF, Uribe 3B, Renteria SS, Cain RHP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
to expand
Guillen and Uribe are unlikely to get on base. i’d rather have someone hitting in front of the pitcher that can yank one from time to time
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