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Future Free Agent Mistake Power Rankings, 1/8

The market is thinning out, yet the Giants are surely going to make another move. That’s like the setup of an "I Love Lucy" episode. All of a sudden, the Giants are stuffing low on-base percentage, no-glove goofs down their pants as more and more shoot down the assembly line.

Star-divide

  1. Adam LaRoche -- 1b --

I don’t mind the idea of Adam LaRoche on the team. He’d improve the lineup without question, so maybe it’s unfair to put him at the top spot. But the Giants already had Adam LaRoche. His name was Ryan Garko, and he would have been at least $10M cheaper. And every time LaRoche swings a bat, I’ll be reminded that the Giants are run by people who really think that 100 at-bats is a definitive sample size.

  1. Inconsequential Sub-Mediocre Free Agent Catcher -- C --

In theory, the Giants really should have targeted a catcher to get up to 30 or so starts this year. A guy like Gregg Zaun would have made sense, for example. The Giants can’t afford to find out that Buster Posey needs more seasoning only to have Eli Whiteside, whose offense is unacceptable even by backup catcher standards. But anyone the Giants bring in will start. Rod Barajas? 500 at-bats. Bruce Bochy will never start a 22-year-old rookie catcher. Whomever the Giants end up with will be the Opening Day starter.

  1. Hank Blalock -- 1B? --

I really, really wish I were reading more rumors about Blalock. People who ignore on-base percentage might think Blalock is an underrated bargain. I also wish I knew what happened to Blalock; he used to be the next George Brett. Actually, he’s probably not a bad guy to take a chance on, but not for more than a show-me, one-year deal, and almost certainly not for the Giants.

  1. Jermaine Dye -- OF -- (no change)

The Giants don’t seem especially interested, but there he is, hanging around the free agent market into 2010. His defense is scary, and his viability as a middle-of-the-order hitter is laughable.

  1. Bengie Molina -- C -- --

The Giants don’t seem especially interested, but there he is, hanging around the free agent market into 2010. His defense is scary, and his viability as a middle-of-the-order hitter is laughable.

  1. Miguel Tejada -- INF --

On a one-year deal, I could almost embrace Tejada at third and DeRosa in left. Tejada would get two years, though, at something close to DeRosa money. And I’m still stuck on the idea of a Tejada who doesn’t exist anymore; he’s not much of a hitter anymore, and he’s liable to renterize at any second.

  1. Xavier Nady -- OF --

If he weren’t such a clank-mitt, I’d almost welcome him as a fourth-outfielder, or as part of a Bowker timeshare in a corner spot. He’d be cleanup hitter, though, and he’d start in right every day he’s healthy, and on half of the days he’s not. If you’re wondering if he figured it out in Pittsburgh before going to the Yankees, note that his BABIP was .363 for the first half of 2008.

  1. Mike Jacobs -- 1B --

He can’t field or hit well, but he can hit for power. Now that the Royals have Podsednik, Jacobs would be an interesting move in the Royals/Giants chess match of shame.

  1. Johnny Damon -- OF -- (no change);

He’s still not Eugenio Velez, which is nice. The Giants would pay for dingerz, though, and dingerz isn’t what they’d get.

  1. Russell Branyan -- 1B --

I’m not opposed to Branyan on a cheap deal. But if the Giants picked up Branyan, that would mean that they’re ignoring batting average in favor of other factors when evaluating a hitter, and that is the fourth sign. Pablo Sandoval leading the team in walks was the third sign, and...I’ve written too much. Canned food and holy water, people. Stock up. Your loved ones will thank you.

No Podsednik. No Holliday for Zito money. No Bay for...well, I probably would have liked Bay at that contract, even if his glove is wonky. Things are looking up.

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I find it funny Ben Sheets is apparently one of the “best” free agents out there

by PiKAgiant on Jan 8, 2010 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

in terms of talent, come on. The guy posted a 3.09 ERA with 158 strikeouts and 5 complete games. That’s near 09 Cain talent. However, he’s very injury prone, and he hasn’t pitched competitively in over a year- which means if the Giants wanted to sign him, he would have to be signed to a one year deal. If Sheets can stay healthy and rediscover his 08 form, he could be the steal of the offseason, allowing Bumgarner to hone his skills in AAA, and maybe add a third pitch. Unless you have at least 3 good pitches you can rely on in your arsenal, I find it laughable that a pitcher would be able to work 5-7 innings per outing effectively. That’s why i’m not totally opposed to signing Sheets, provided that he is signed to the right contract and is slowly worked back to MLB level competition during spring training (i.e. endurance, velocity, control, etc.)

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not going to be a steal, it doesn’t appear. I read today that he’s still looking for a deal in the $10M range. Obviously, wanting and getting are two different things, but several teams are sniffing around, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets at least the deal Penny got.

by taliesin on Jan 8, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Harden got $7.5M, and with good pitching nearly impossible to find, Sheets figures to get more.

by quincy0191 on Jan 8, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t brett myers just get s mill ? so, yeah…

by giantdonkey on Jan 8, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

s mill?

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a 5 if you look at it just right.

by giantdonkey on Jan 8, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

i see…

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

damn… but at least you agree he is talented I assume?

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

the dude’s been out for a while though…

by PiKAgiant on Jan 8, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking maybe….maybe they sign Yorvit. If so and that’s all they sign… I won’t look for the kerosene.

by Merope on Jan 8, 2010 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

All of a sudden, the Giants are stuffing low on-base percentage, no-glove goofs down their pants as more and more shoot down the assembly line.

2 – for – 2 on consecutive daily LOLs.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Then I won’t look for the matches.

"When I get up in the mourning I piss excellence."-Ricky Bobby

by 49er16 on Jan 8, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That would mean that I get to see Gerald in Reno. I could live with that.

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Jan 8, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

oh hey, another wolf pack fan

I was starting to wonder if I was the only one on sbn

by sharks on Jan 9, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Not a major UNR fan, as I came here on a Relo, but I do check in and support the local guys. There are about four of us (now five).

IIRC, myself, Speedforthewin ,NuschlerFace , and Norm Median

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Jan 9, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

grew up in reno so I'm diehard for them

more the basketball than the football though. liked the stadium they put up too, I was skeptical on how good it would be.

by sharks on Jan 9, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Are they better than Velez?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 8, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Being stabbed repeatedly in the face is better than being burned at the stake.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 8, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Just rented Angels and Demons...

Burning would suck.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 8, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t you try to inhale enough smoke to pass out? Or does that go against the “do anything to live” part of animal nature?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Jan 8, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh

that movie was turrible

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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jan 8, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked it, especially compared to The Da Vinci Code.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 8, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i liked the book alright

but the movie sucked.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jan 8, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE A LITERARY THE BOOK WAS BETTER SNOB ABOUT DAN BROWN BOOKS

IT IS FORBIDDEN

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jan 8, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The Church of JESUS OEDIPUS CHRIST of Latter Day Saints endorses Dan Brown.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 1:27 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

nice

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 9, 2010 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

very nice…

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 9, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really a literary snob about the books. He just tells a good story.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar :-)

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Jan 9, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

ehhhhhh, i see your point

by PiKAgiant on Jan 8, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Wait, the meaning of that really changes in this context.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 8, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Smell like victory

"When I get up in the mourning I piss excellence."-Ricky Bobby

by 49er16 on Jan 8, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Not with this team

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 8, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Kerosene is easier to put out.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 8, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Not as easy as our cleanup hitter.

Or our gamer CF.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 1:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh

"When I get up in the mourning I piss excellence."-Ricky Bobby

by 49er16 on Jan 8, 2010 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

So then what do the giants do about a left handed hitter they’re apparently looking for… is there a real need to sign anyone else though?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 8, 2010 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

I really think they’d be best off sticking with what they have. I could see signing a backup catcher if they make Bochy take a blood oath that he won’t play him more than 40 games. Maybe a fifth starter. But a LH hitter? I’d rather just see what Ishikawa, Bowker, and Schierholtz can do than spend $10M on Laroche.

by taliesin on Jan 8, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I’d rather just see what Ishikawa, Bowker, and Schierholtz can do than spend $10M on Laroche.

Plus Freaking One !

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Jan 8, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

this

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jan 8, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen what Ishikawa and Nate can do and it’s not pretty at the plate.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 8, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants pitching will most likely regress this year. We are not going to the World Series.

Travis Takashi Ishikawa has 445 MLB at bats in three years. Small Sample Size still applies. I’m willing to give him another shot.

Nate Schierholtz has 472 MLB at bats in three years. See Above, plus wheels, and that cannon arm.

John B. Bowker has 393 MLB at bats in two years.

All three may not ever be anything more than replacement players, but I think we should at least find out for sure. Timmy’s cash has to come from somewhere.

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Jan 8, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, but Ishi is simply not the answer. Unless your name is Brisn Sabean, that’s the easiest position to find a bat, and on a team starving for offense, they simply have to do better than TI. I’d definitely let Nate and Bowker battle it out for right though. There’s nothing left for that spot on the FA market worth spending the money on.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 6:47 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Dammit, I rx’d again! Maybe if you nerdz would actually talk about baseball my posts would be in the right place!

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 6:49 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I am also not an Ishi fan. His power swing is long and his contact swing has no power. Nate and Bowker aren’t first-basemen so if a 1B is signed I don’t see how that affects them. My preference among the available FAs would be to sign LaRoche, Branyan or Delgado. Or even Garko. None those would affect the status of our LH outfielders.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

So just plug 1st with a fair ammount of DeRosa.

/ shrugs

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 9, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I still disagree

…with what seems to be the common wisdom around here, that finding a good-hitting firstbaseman is so easy to do, much less “the easiest position to find a bat.” Of course, my defensive standards for the spot would be somewhere north of Guzman, so maybe that’s where we differ.

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Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I think problem lies more that Sabean thinks all first basemen should field as close to Keith Hernandez as possible.

I, like you, think a really good defensive first baseman can make up a lot of defensive issues in the infield. But there are limits I am willing pursue that trait. I am begining to think Sabean has no such limits. Now if the team manged to clone Mike Hargrove we can talk.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 9, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Player X: .257/.344/.482 career line, age 29.
Player Y: .273/.343/.472 career line, age 30.

Player X is two time all-star Dan Uggla, who will be making over $10M a year in arbitration by 2011, and would have gotten more in the free market.

Player Y is minor league free agent Josh Phelps, who isn’t likely to even be in the majors next year, let alone start, let alone make significant money.

The only difference is that Uggla plays 2B and Phelps plays 1B.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 9, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Based on fangraphs’ WAR, Ishikawa is only a little below average for a first baseman. Now, I acknowledge that measurement requires belief in the magical properties of Trashy’s glove. But everyone agrees that he really is well above average defensively, and he is only 26. He still has the potential to get better with the bat, and he doesn’t have to get that much better offensively to be an average player overall.

by taliesin on Jan 9, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but

most of just aren’t sold that he can improve. i mean, maybe he can, but, ugh, ryan garko was a better option

by sfoakbay on Jan 9, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Look Homeward, Angel Brian

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather just see what Ishikawa, Bowker, and Schierholtz can do than spend $10M on Laroche.
I’d rather just see what Ishikawa, Bowker, and Schierholtz can do than spend $10M on DeRosa.
I’d rather just see what Iwamura, Lopez, or Uribe can do than spend $12M on Sanchez.
I’d rather just see what Lewis and Schierholtz can do than spend $60M on Rowand.

This sentence framework is the gift that just keeps on giving!

by dregarx on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 9, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm cool with Damon or LaRoche

Whatevs.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Jan 8, 2010 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

Jeebus Damon

/errant throw halfway to infield with noodle arm

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 8, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but

If he posts like a .350 or so OBP like he’s roughly projected to, we could have a decent leadoff guy.

And he’s not slow or clanky, and noodle arms are less hurtful in LF, all things considered.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Jan 8, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It may be a one-year fluke, but his UZR in left field was pretty terrible last year.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 8, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

-12.1 UZR/150

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 8, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

True true

But his career is much better than that, and UZR is prone to whacky one year flukes.

It’s not like Damon has had any major factors (surgery etc) which would explain a huge drop in UZR like that. I’m more inclined to think it’s a fluke.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Jan 8, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, his defense has been bad for years. But mostly it was bad for a CF.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 8, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

/takes second on a hit through the hole into LF

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 8, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

On the plus side

Maybe he’d return to the crazy caveman look if he were a Giant. Maybe he could team up with the Bushman:

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 8, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

A one-man double steal…so easy even a caveman can do it.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 8, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I love bushman

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Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 8, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

raise your hand if you’ve ever been scared or startled by the bushman.

by Ltisme on Jan 8, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

"hand raised"

I even knew he was there and he scared me, some forign tourist video taped it and was laughing so hard, it wad the first time I’ve wanted to punch a Europen (sarcastic have wanted to many times).

What's the matter with Sabean?!?!? He's a bum!

by The Montana Giant on Jan 15, 2010 10:48 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

full of win

expecially when you visit SF with tourist relatives

by sfoakbay on Jan 8, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Please to be 'splaining please.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 1:31 AM PST up reply actions  

there's a yahoo

that hides in some bushes near Fishy Wharf and jumps out to scare tourists.

IIRC there was some drama in the media between him and the spraypaint fake robot guy or someone who was claiming his “business” was being killed by the bush guy.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 9, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

We LOVED the spraypaint fake robot guy on our last trip to SF.

Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I know the bush guy, can someone ’splain the spraypaint fake robot guy?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 9, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that the dude that’s spray painted silver that stands on a milk crate?

My particular favorite is the guy with the “Family kidnapped by Ninjas, need $$ for karate lessons” sign.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Jan 9, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

So that’s what happened to Wesley Snipes!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard the bush guy’s been making a ton of money from doing that

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s gotta be raking in the tips

by Fresburg on Jan 9, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

/eyes overabundance of apartment milk crates with renewed interest

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Like 16 years ago

we went to SF and I remember seeing a guy who was a robot, but he wasn’t spray painted. Weird.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

the 2nd to last time I was there

I remember seeing someone dressed as a robot on the street, his costume was nice though. walked past him, the guy in the picture above I probably would have stopped and given money.

by sharks on Jan 9, 2010 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Or when you see it coming and your wife doesn’t and you get to watch her crap her pants

by Fresburg on Jan 9, 2010 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, wow.

You know this just reinforces the kneeJERK “California crazies” mindset.

“:Hon, I just crapped my pants – can you hold them until we get home? Thanks…”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish I could get my beard that thick.

now skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.

by bondo on Jan 9, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

seriously though. we all know that’s not the choice.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Jan 8, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Damon or Laroche/Delgado

Been kinda thinking the same thing.

Maybe I’m over simplyfying it, but it might come down to this: Which is better?

Damon hitting leadoff and Rowand batting 5th
                       -or-
Rowand hitting leadoff and Laroche/Delgado batting 5th

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Jan 8, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say they’re probably close to equal offensively, leaning towards Damon. I think the big question is do you want Damon’s bad glove in LF or DeRosa’s bad glove at third base?

Also Delgado is probably by far cheaper than the other two guys (for good reason, of course).

by taliesin on Jan 8, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This is where I contend Sabean might have actually been shrewed with the Derosa signing

As I’ve contended before, signing Derosa first allows him to be in the driver’s seat if he’s neogiating with guys like those three.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Jan 8, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

shrewd and Sabean in the same sentence.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 8, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he meant “skewed”

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he meant “screwed”.

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Jan 8, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he meant “shrewed”.

As in, done in by a “scolding, ill-tempered woman”.

by dregarx on Jan 8, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Ann Coulter?

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by leftymalo on Jan 9, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No, no, Ann Coulter is a slut, not a shrew.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 9, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps Sabean was “slutted” with the DeRosa signing.

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

*fucked

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by monta.da.boss on Jan 10, 2010 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t sell her short – she is multi talented.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 9, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

NORMAL PEOPLE HATE OBAMA

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by Useful_Idiot on Jan 9, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Normal people hate politicians.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

NORML people love Timmy.

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by bgunn on Jan 9, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

All 420 of them.

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by leftymalo on Jan 14, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No like Delgado?

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by ResDog on Jan 8, 2010 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

No

Rather have LaRoche.

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by 49er16 on Jan 8, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought we got rid of Richie?

now skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.

by bondo on Jan 9, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He said he wants to see if he can play on a winner. If not, he’d come back to the Giants in an off-field capacity. hee hee he’s subtle

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by shanghaijim on Jan 9, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

But

I’d prefer Delgado at something like 1/$5M than LaRoche at 2/$18M

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by Goofus on Jan 8, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

does anybody know the scoop on why they hate Delgado in NY? Got paid a lot and then said he was hurt? Stopped hitting?

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by foothillsfan on Jan 8, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

they don’t hate Delgado in New York. They booed him when he was slumping in 2008, but when he found himself they loved him.

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by rxmeister on Jan 8, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

People would also have to ignore home/road splits to think Blalock was a bargain.

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by jcb9 on Jan 8, 2010 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

You know, Randy Winn is still out there too…just sayin’.

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by esseffgeez on Jan 8, 2010 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

.

"When I get up in the mourning I piss excellence."-Ricky Bobby

by 49er16 on Jan 8, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

/crickets/

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by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Veteran hitter, classy outfielder, why not?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 8, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Stay classy

"When I get up in the mourning I piss excellence."-Ricky Bobby

by 49er16 on Jan 8, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

…and stay away.

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by bgunn on Jan 8, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Far away

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by 49er16 on Jan 8, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Go to the Nats!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 8, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The LaRoche thing is so true it hurts.

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by xanthan on Jan 8, 2010 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

How badly does it hurt?

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by 49er16 on Jan 8, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well is deffinately does not hurt “goodly”.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 8, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

o it da so hurt

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by Zetsuboushita on Jan 8, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Really though?

There might not be a multi-million dollar difference between the two, but I think of LaRoche as clearly the better player, offensively and defensively.

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by Goofus on Jan 8, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Each has advantages over the other but clearly – as in by a large margin – not so much.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 8, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Offensively, Laroche is clearly a little bit better. But defensively? They’re both bad: Laroche career -4.3 UZR/150, Garko -4.6.

Whether you think Laroche is worth the extra cost depends mainly on whether you believe the real Garko is the 2006-7 version or the 2008-9 edition.

by taliesin on Jan 8, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I still think Garko’s career line overstates his ability. He wasn’t that good in the minors, and he hasn’t been good for the last two years. 2006-07 looks flukish.

And if the Fan Scouting Report is to be believed, LaRoche is a much better fielder than Garko.

by Evan on Jan 8, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I would tend to agree with all of this. And if it’s correct, a bad-fielding first baseman with an .800 OPS? That’s pretty much replacement level, at least for any team but the Giants.

by taliesin on Jan 8, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I just did a Fanpost about this!

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by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT GARKO HAS A BIG ASS

LARACHOE IS AN ANIMAL RAR!

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by monta.da.boss on Jan 10, 2010 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s a bit better, but a bit older, and a lot more left handed. It’s close.

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by Cookyman on Jan 8, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

aren’t they only a year apart?

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by Goofus on Jan 8, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

True, I thought it’s two. Anyway, they’re close enough that I think the whole LH/RH thing might make up for it.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 8, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

If we do sign one of these guys...

who’s the next victim off of the 40 man roster now that our perpetual chopping block candidate is gone and on the Blue Jays?

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jan 8, 2010 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

My money is on Frandsen.

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by ResDog on Jan 8, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hinshaw, Valdez, Burriss, and Frandsen are all probably candidates.

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by jcb9 on Jan 8, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s sad because it’s true.

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by jcb9 on Jan 8, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Let Hinshaw go

Rev Runzler has taken over the spot of the 2nd lefty in the BP so Hinshaw was gonna be in Fresno come April anyway; I will miss his “hat” style…

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Jan 8, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Who?

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by 49er16 on Jan 8, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The sad thing is that it’s likely to be Frandsen out of those four, and he’s easily the most likely to be useful to somebody.

by taliesin on Jan 8, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

At least, if he went to Toronto, we might finally be able to say that Frandsen Comes Alive.

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by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Frandsen

"When I get up in the mourning I piss excellence."-Ricky Bobby

by 49er16 on Jan 8, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The whiney one.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 8, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOL’d…I’d forgotten how he really did come off like a whiney biatch at times last season.

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by Goofus on Jan 8, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Grew up a Giants fan.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 8, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

went to school in bay area

at bellarmine.

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by monta.da.boss on Jan 10, 2010 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

You work in a company for five(?) years.

You get annual competency exams to qualify for a promotion to the admin level, but you’re kept below. The pay is a fraction of what you’d pull in when promoted, and you’ve been mentally spending it for years.

  They evaluate you constantly. The elevator’s broken sometimes, and HR is ten floors up. Still, you dutifully show when summoned – only to be repeatedly told “We have an opening coming up. Be patient.”

Then the co. headhunters stuff someone from outside in your coveted position. He does a pretty good job of outperforming you but has major attendance issues.

 You think about those five years…those ten floor risers…

I know, I know, way off. I’m bored, and I can’t read numbers. Ed and Crusty went for a bottle of Grand Marnier at ten o’clock. They said they’d gas up the car, but I think they’re gassing it into Nogales right about now…

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 1:45 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

If you were Tom Russell, you’d turn this into a folk song.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 9, 2010 2:10 AM PST up reply actions  

So true, Vic. So true.

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by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

no Ankiel?

He’s got LHHism. My gut is telling me the Giants get Ankiel for 1-year plus 2nd year team option. He bats 5th. I don’t know why I think this, I just do. I guess I’m kinda hopeful. If it has to be one of those guys on your list or Ankiel, I will go with Ankiel just because I think he’d be more exciting and fun to watch. Bad reason, but when you are presented with lemons…

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 8, 2010 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

What’s Ankiel’s defensive numbers/reputation like since becoming an outfielder?

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by bgunn on Jan 8, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Clank+

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 8, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Below average, but not into Adam Dunn/Jermaine Dye territory.

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by jcb9 on Jan 8, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, as a corner outfielder, he might not be that bad. It’s hard to say at this point as he hasn’t had that much opportunity.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 8, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Not good

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by 49er16 on Jan 8, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s below average as a center fielder, above average as a corner OF. He would probably be a good fit for RF in Mays Field. Too bad he can’t really hit. Maybe he can bounce back? Nah, I think I’d rather stick with Schierholtz if that’s the choice.

by taliesin on Jan 8, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If they can talk LaRoche down to 1 yr. or a 2/10 thing I think i would be ok with it.

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by scout6 on Jan 8, 2010 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

Doubt that 2/10 is going to happen

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 8, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

True, but I would be ok with it.

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by scout6 on Jan 8, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

 I can see it happening. He doesn’t have a lot of options left. One of these guys — LaRoche, Garko, Branyan, Delgado — is going to be desperately looking for any job come February.

by Evan on Jan 8, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if the Giants were the only suitor LaRoche had keft they would probably still give him more money that that. look at the Renteria deal.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 8, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want to underestimate Sabean’s proven ability to overpay, but Renteria signed in early December, and there was a deal in place before that. It’s a totally different market in mid-January. Especially this year.

by Evan on Jan 8, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed

The Giants’ Brass loves to make unattractive players feel wanted.

by Wazl on Jan 8, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

A comical glimpse into Brian Sabean’s post-high school life: fat chick wingman.

by Every6thDay on Jan 8, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

hurray for adblock

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Hurray for macular degeneration!

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

He must like mountain spelunking.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 9, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

bengie molina?

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by monta.da.boss on Jan 10, 2010 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Is there a chance we re-sign Garko in the end? The A’s just signed Cust after releasing him a few weeks ago.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 8, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

A NRI after not offering arbitration? That would be funny.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 8, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re forgetting the Bochy eye to eye thing.

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by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 6:57 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I infinitely prefer the 1 year option to the 2/10 one.

by dregarx on Jan 8, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No Cantu?

He matches up as well or better than anyone on that list

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 8, 2010 3:17 PM PST reply actions  

He’s not a free agent.

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by jcb9 on Jan 8, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm, i thought that the fish didn’t offer him arbitration; looks like that is still pending, however. Never mind.

/sheesh

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 8, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Every day that Bengie Molina remains on the market, I feel that it gets a bit more likely that Sabean will give him a contract.

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-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Jan 8, 2010 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

Hopefully its just for a year

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by 49er16 on Jan 8, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda can catch

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 8, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

WE ALL CAN CATCH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jan 8, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Statements like this are what scared Bay away from San Francisco.

by Wazl on Jan 8, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

pablo played catcher more than any other position in the minors

1B (4 seasons) 1B 155
C (4 seasons) C 176
3B (2 seasons) 3B 91

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 8, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Rx’d

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Jan 8, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The sad thing to me is that I think that comment is right where it belongs.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 7:01 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

so he played 8 years in the minors?

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by monta.da.boss on Jan 10, 2010 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

You’d think he’d be more scared of all the pitchers out to get him.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 8, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm okay with Damon

for a decent contract (like those words and Scott Borass ever go together). Since the Giants probably aren’t going to get the middle of the order stud we all want, and the remaining free agents all pretty much suck, might as well turn that hole at the top of the order into a plus.

by crazedcrustacean on Jan 8, 2010 3:35 PM PST reply actions  

decent Scott Boras contract:

See Adrian Beltre and 2010 Red Sox

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by SoFa King Mike on Jan 8, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see Damon signing for 1/$10M, but if he did that would be a very good deal (at least ex ante).

by taliesin on Jan 8, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. I see it to be around $10-12MM a year.

But… I was wrong about the Beltre deal

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by SoFa King Mike on Jan 8, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You sign Damon so this lady is at 81 home games

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No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 8, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i suspect i woulda liked the picture

by giantdonkey on Jan 8, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of inactive accounts on photobucket

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 8, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn you, photobucket!!

Photobucket

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 8, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

needs moar airbrush

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by Useful_Idiot on Jan 8, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

yuck /title click

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by shanghaijim on Jan 8, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

There aren’t too many people here who want to see what you would want to see, human wise.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 8, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

They don’t like watching the Giants?

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by shanghaijim on Jan 8, 2010 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That too, sometimes.

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by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a thought...

…and now it’s changed into something so utterly and completely different I hardly recognize it as my own.

/remembers “Heterosexual Man”

Oh, right. Yeah, I guess it is mine.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

A bit on the skanky side for my taste. She’s no Mrs. DeRosa, that’s for sure.

by taliesin on Jan 9, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You guys are funny

everytime I put up a picture of a pretty woman, posters knock her. I would love to see the women all your picky dudes are married to or dating.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You saw her face right? More important to me than bikini-bod : )

now skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.

by bondo on Jan 9, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't that Lucy Liu after the Sample Tour of the Breyer's Ice Cream combine?

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You first!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Jan 9, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The upside to all the rosterbating this winter

Is that by having no enticing free agents to choose from on the market, my optimism has remained pretty much non-existent since the season ended.

by snafu on Jan 8, 2010 3:57 PM PST reply actions  

Its a doctor for your eyes, i think.

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by scout6 on Jan 8, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesnt have an eye doctor?

Thats unfortunate

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 8, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He needs to look up at Meister’s, uh, friend there.

That’ll cure what ills ya…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Because we’re all going blind

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Jan 8, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean from rosterbating, right?

cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Jan 8, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

only if you’re catholic

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 8, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If Sabes is in fact trying to make a signing, this wd be an excellent time to work on a deal with the Marlins who are desparate for outfielders. Lewis for prospects? I’d be sad to see him go, but better than DFA. Hinshaw was good for a while, dumb to throw him away I sez.

cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Jan 8, 2010 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

LOL foothillsfan

Thinks Sabean can make an intelligent trade!!

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 7:05 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

LOL "Go Antoan"

Same thing, pretty much.

Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

LaRoche at least can carry a team occasionally. He’s streaky (and stinks prior to the AS Game). But, when he’s hot he can be a dominant hitter.

Still.. No way he’s worth the contract Sabean will give him.

Quit making the theiving Wall Street Fat-Cat Bankers even richer.
moveyourmoney.info

by cybermaldonado on Jan 8, 2010 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

If the sign him and he posts a similar triple slash line that Garko did in his first 120 P.A.’s the malevolent laughter mocking the management will be long and deep and well earned.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 8, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Over here, yes, but LaRoche has the career numbers that will allow the average Giants’ fan to have a little more patience. Around here, he’s in trouble if he goes 0 for 4 on opening day.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 7:08 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Outside of places like the McCoven patience is not a trait a signifacant parts of the fan base has in any measure. Yes, I am looking at the the RIb Eyes!!! and build a MLB team like beer league softball factions when I say this.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 9, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you misread his comment.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 9, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Your probably correct.

Sorry Rx.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 9, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Jan 8, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s only farm hand wasteland

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 8, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Jan 8, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

40 years as a Giants fan
God, there’s GOT to be another way!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Miguel Tejada

he’s not much of a hitter anymore

Dude hit .313 last year.

and he’s liable to renterize at any second.

But there is that.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jan 8, 2010 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

.313/.340/.450

not bad but would be pretty ugly if the BA dropped 20 (or more) points

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 8, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah… Empty .300 from a pudgy guy who can’t field and is on the wrong side of 30… No thanks.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 8, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not really for it either

I just thought he did hit a little bit last year. But as stated above, if he dropped, as he’s likely to do, he’d be pretty bad.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jan 8, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m not really sure what is meant by “empty .300”… do you mean all singles no RBI empty? plus I’d rather have an empty .300 than anything Renteria would cough up.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

High average, no power and walks.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 8, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude did hit doubles last year, fwiw

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 8, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

And Garko can hit 3-run homers.

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Jan 8, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

if you can’t hit homeruns shooting at the Crawford boxes, you ain’t hitting homeruns at ATT.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 8, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly why he shouldn’t come here.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 8, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Just explaining what “empty .300” means.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 9, 2010 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

as in

a .280/.360 guy is better than a .300/.340 guy

by sfoakbay on Jan 8, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Your quote doesn’t make much sense. The 2008 San Francisco Giants weren’t a good baseball team.

by dregarx on Jan 8, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The media isn’t inherently liberal. Media outlets these days actually tend to be rather conservative more often than liberal. And I’m not just talking about Fox News.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure where your reply belongs, but since you posted....

The media is neither inherently liberal nor inherently conservative. When Rupert Murdoch hired Roger Ailes, Ailes recognized there was a big perception that national news outlets were liberal, and stepped in to fill that void. Ailes, himself, may well be conservative, but most of the Fox execs (like most execs everywhere) are chiefly interested in making money.

Most media execs tend to be conservative, mirroring their counterparts in other businesses.

But, most anchors, producers, and reporters are pretty perceptive people who see daily just how our elected officials handle their jobs, and also see daily how us common folks live with the results of our government officials. Those folks then decide how that experience jives with their political views. In my experience, they choose differently, based on all that they bring to the equation – but a slight majority view the Democrats more positively than the Republicans.

In short, there is no great liberal bias in the media. The media centers of the East Coast and West Coast are both located, however, in liberal areas of the country; and to the extent that their newsrooms reflect local views, they will undoubtedly lean left. Newsrooms in Chicago, St. Louis, Minneapolis, Denver, Houston, Dallas, and Atlanta would be a bit different – and they would probably be more accurate reflections of “the media” in general.

Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I was replying to dregarx’ claim that thecrippesking’s qutoe didn’t make sense since the 2008 Giants were bad at baseball. The only way that makes sense is if you see TCK’s sig: “Liberal is to the media as the 2008 Giants are to good baseball”.

And I basically agree with you. The only thing I’d add is that there are very few mainstream, national news outlets that really are ideologically biased. Fox News on one side, MSNBC on the other. CNN is just terrible. The Times’ op-ed page is pretty liberal, but the rest of the paper is pretty balanced. The WSJ is pretty fair, too. I don’t know enough about USA Today, Newsday or other national news sources to really say either way.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I probably shouldn't touch this

But “Fox on one side, MSNBC on the other” is a false dichotomy. If you can point me to the Fox equivalent of three freakin’ hours of Joe Scarborough every morning on MSNBC, it will be more persuasive. Chris Dodd is retiring. Maybe Fox will give him a morning show?

Also, the news pages of both the NYT and the WSJ are pretty balanced (though the WSJ is on watch, having recently been acquired by Murdoch). But again, to compare their editorial pages by saying the Times is liberal while the Journal is conservative is a bit misleading. The Times opinion page is kind of center-left, somewhere near the views of a typical conservative Dem like, say, Dianne Feinstein or something.The Journal editorial page, by contrast, is at the extreme end of the “cut all taxes, deregulate everything” wing of the Republican party. And they’re only slightly more sensible on foreign policy issues.

by taliesin on Jan 9, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I won’t keep on with such a debate here on MCC by throwing out counter-arguments and further information/evidence, but I’ll note that I still disagree with cornball and Lyle generally and disagree with taliesin when he/she says that the editorial pages of the WSJ are more extreme than those of the NYT.

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re talking only about the unsigned (house) editorials, you could make an argument. You would be wrong, in my opinion, but I concede it’s debatable. But if you include stuff on the opinion page that carries a byline, it isn’t close. NYT carries David Brooks and Ross Douthat (and used to run Bill Kristol, before that William Safire) on a weekly basis. Where is the corresponding balance in the Journal’s opinion section?

by taliesin on Jan 9, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

In my book, David Brooks isn’t even a conservative and is barely to the right side of the aisle.

So we have matters of perspective to deal with.

I’d also like to note that your description of the Journal views and the Times views centers on economic policy, with a foreign policy throw-in, and I would contend that the Times is on the extreme side on cultural and social issues while the Journal is much more centrist.

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

In terms of the matters of perspective, the nation as a whole is probably to the right of David Brooks generally and somewhere in the general area of the WSJ culturally and socially.

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by taliesin on Jan 10, 2010 1:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. That’s what I meant.

/crying myself to sleep

by dregarx on Jan 10, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s right, actually

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool

now I have an undeserved sense of accomplishment

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 8, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

awarded by an 8th grader

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

My advice for HS is try to get apathetic teachers

I have a class now (I’m a SR) who just tells to get stuff done by a certain date, so during class I get on the computer and talk on McC.

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 8, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I had teachers like that when I was a senior in high school.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 8, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd be okay with either LaRoche or Damon.

Short contracts to both. LaRoche keeps Panda at third, which is good. Damon takes Velez out of the lineup, which is also good. I see it as a win. That’s not my money they’re spending. Renteria will be gone soon enough and they’ll be able to make a move next year. Or give it all to Timmy. Whatever.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 8, 2010 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

LaRoche keeps Panda at 3rd, puts DeRosa at left, and keeps Velez out of the lineup. Thats the trifecta. If told to choose between the two I would take LaRoche hands down.

Plus LaRoche fits better with DeRosa, the whole big letter – little letter – big letter last name thing.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 8, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

this.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jan 8, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Kings sportsblog tonight? I know I’m gonna be there!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 8, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i might be in and out

have a bbq tonight

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jan 8, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

BBQ sounds okay...

Now, leftover pasta – that’s the meal of a champion!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 8, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

BBQ?

The wind chill where I live is -16 and is supposed to get to -50. It is totally not cool.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 8, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You should live somewhere else.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 8, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

this.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jan 8, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

like sf

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I could.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 8, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

LEBOWSKI
Make me to understand, sir, for you are slow of speech as I of step, and I am unsatisfied in motive. When any rug is micturated upon within these city walls, must I stand accountable? Or are you as one of a thousand rogues, fishing for sixpence betwixt another man’s pursestrings? Are you a labourer, Master Lebowski, earning that you eat, getting that you wear?

THE KNAVE
Let me not to the marriage of false impressions deny impediments. I am not Master Lebowski; thou art Master Lebowski. I am the Knave, called the Knave. Or His Knaveness, or mayhap Knaver, or mayhap El Knaverino, in the manner of the Spaniard, if brevity be not in thy soul nor wit. A Knave by any other name would abide just as well.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 8, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone has a lot of time on their hands.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 8, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You say that like it's a bad thing.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants GM Brian Sabean told Henry Schulman of the San Francisco Chronicle that the team is focusing on adding an outfielder, not a catcher or a starter. Sabean, who would prefer to add a left-handed hitter, did not confirm or deny interest in Johnny Damon.

2 for 18 mil would be my guess

by DFAAurillia on Jan 8, 2010 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

Damon DNW.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 8, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t realy know who’s still left.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Jan 8, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m kind of surprised they seem to be willing to go with Buster. Happy, but surprised.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 8, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Whiteside.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 8, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Russell Branyan for 1yr, $3 million + incentives

If he reaches goals, give him a player option…

by coicoy on Jan 8, 2010 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

nevermind

he and Ishi don’t complement each other – they both hit rhp well

by coicoy on Jan 8, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a new Haft Inbox in case anyone’s in need of a laugh or two.

by Merope on Jan 8, 2010 5:54 PM PST reply actions  

Keep an eye out

For a swing-through stuff comment re: cain!

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Jan 8, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Here is how I know I don't want Blalock or Jacobs

I’m not a fan of Brett Pill but either of those guys signing MiWIST deal and getting playing time over Pill pisses me off.

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 8, 2010 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

MiWIST?

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Minor League with Invitation to Spring Training

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 8, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ah

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just thinking this.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 8, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t.stop.staring.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 8, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

what the…

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

its so weird i have to rec it

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Jan 8, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 8, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This post made MLB Trade Rumors

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/01/odds-ends-brewers-astros-howry.html

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Jan 8, 2010 8:27 PM PST reply actions  

Grant mentioned in the same place as Jermaine Dye and Noah Lowry. Consider the neighborhood.

Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Not that minor league stats matter..

but we have a guy who hit .342 in AAA, had a .451 OBP and a 1047 OPS.

I think he’s ready, and the Giants need to be done looking for more free agents.

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jan 8, 2010 8:38 PM PST reply actions  

or at least close to ready

 LET BOWKER PLAY !!!! sabean’s latest quotes suggest he’s looking for a left-handed outfield bat. wtf ?? we have 5-6 of those already. jesus. it’s not like he’s looking to add ichiro or a star ploayer, it’s going to add some shit like Ankiel. meanwhile, bowker will end up being some other team’s luke scott, at $430,000.

by giantdonkey on Jan 8, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Looking at the latest team pic and marveling yet again at the size of Bochydome

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 8, 2010 8:44 PM PST reply actions  

Two thoughts enter…

by microwave donut on Jan 8, 2010 8:58 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

BUCKET HEAD!!

fo shizzle

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 9, 2010 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Batboy in the second row

needs to get a haircut.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Jan 9, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude in front of him

needs to lose a few.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 9, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude needs to stop being the problem.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Jan 9, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear

Sabean, you’re probably crazy. But if you can deliver a season where we really sock it to the dodgers and the rockies, I’m with you forever. I don’t care if it’s a total fluke that you have nothing to do with. I can’t help but get so angry at rockie fans and their fucking purple pinstripe dreams.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 PM PST reply actions  

I don't know...pinstripes make you look thinner

Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

That square looks way thinner than it actually is.

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Jan 9, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

That square is on Nutrisystem.

by sfoakbay on Jan 9, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: I know nobody might care about this but, shit… Anthony Randolph for the warriors has a possible fracture in his ankle…

by PiKAgiant on Jan 8, 2010 10:30 PM PST reply actions  

Wouldn’t play anyways.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 8, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

he was just starting to be a little consistent… wow, fractured ankle is out for the year

by PiKAgiant on Jan 8, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

But what about the rest of him?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 8, 2010 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Head checked out long ago when Nellie yelled at him during practice

by PiKAgiant on Jan 8, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It didn’t look good at all when he landed. Sucks to hear it’s as serious as it is.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 8, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

i think he’s done for the year if it comes to be a fracture

by PiKAgiant on Jan 8, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, probably. I’m not a trainer, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express last nighty, but if it’s a fracture, that’s going to take a few months to heal at the very least.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 8, 2010 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is the Warrior’s trainer? Someone should go kick in him in the balls.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Jan 8, 2010 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, his bro is the trainer for the Pistons, the dude is pretty damn good

by PiKAgiant on Jan 8, 2010 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what they said about Stan Conte.

How are the Giants doing injury-wise since he left?

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Jan 9, 2010 2:14 AM PST up reply actions  

this has great photoshop potential

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 12:14 AM PST reply actions  

LET THE GREAT EXPERIMENT BEGIN!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 9, 2010 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Please explain.

Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

'SHOP NOW!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

If only the silhouette was a profile of Sabean the possibilities might even rival the Sabean on the phone series.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 9, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It would take some serious Photoshop skills to fit Bengie into Sabes’ dome…I guess that’s where Bochy comes in.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 9, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Normal size head (woman) vs. Bochy head (man)?

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Jan 9, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Woohoo!

This article got a link on MLB Trade Rumors!

They even mentioned Grant’s name!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 9, 2010 1:15 AM PST reply actions  

LOL grahmcrackwhatever

Thinks that Grant doesn’t send that guy a check everytime his name is mentioned.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 7:15 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

PAYOLA DOWN THE STRETCH MODS!!11!!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 9, 2010 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn. This was aleady spotted like 8 times

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 9, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Haters
People of the McCoven complain about everything. I think that maybe a year or two ago this site was actually a decent place to discuss our favorite team. Sadly it has been completely taken over by absolute morons who feel the need to bash not only every move made by the Giants, but also anyone that is not a regular. It has become a site more dedicated to off-topic comments and completely asinine remarks. As evidenced by his last post, it also seems that Grant, who I used to really appreciate as a contributor/moderator has fallen into the trap of complaining about everything because it is the “cool” thing to do. By not sticking your neck out and making any serious positive calls, you will always be right when someone falters because you said they would stink anyways. I think there are plenty of better places to discuss Giants baseball.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jan 9, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone made a crappy fanpost and got made fun of for it…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I am irregular.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Try eating more prunes.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 10, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

LIKE

sfgate.com
AMIRITE?

by sfoakbay on Jan 9, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i outta smack you with the San Francisco Chroncile

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

YEA, AND ITLL LEAVE A MARK!!! maybe

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Those soy based inks can really stain!

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

including

the 3 pages of legal notices?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 9, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

THE ONLY THING I COMPLAIN ABOUT ARE PEOPLE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MCC

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

wait just one new york minute

What happened to the Bengie and the Mets story? I remember the rejoicing, the happiness, the dancing in the streets.

Did something get reported, or are people just assuming because the rumored signing hasn’t been followed with a story that it’s fallen through? If not, LET’S GO METS! Lock up this marvelous hitter before Brain S. has the chance to fill out the lineup again with Molina at cleanup.

My frabjous day has been snicker-snacked.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 9, 2010 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

B-B-B-B-Bengie and the Mets!

Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Jan 9, 2010 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Way OT

 Frankenstudios resident Muzak: Pandora
“Thievery Corporation” radio

We iz now “Superstylin” with Groove Armada.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Garko

If I were Garko, I would accept a minor league contract and reinvent myself as a catcher. Assuming he could rekindle his “Johnny Bench Award” catching skills, his offensive value would skyrocket at catcher.

by Fresburg on Jan 9, 2010 8:35 AM PST reply actions  

LOL Dodgers

…just signed Russ Ortiz to a minor league deal.

by Into the Void on Jan 9, 2010 8:41 AM PST reply actions  

YEA RUSS!!!! wow, isn’t he getting old?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

NL West Tempest Teapot Assisted Living Community

Spend your Golden Years in the Golden State!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Agent Ned!

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Jan 9, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: what is it with all these burn nights recently, whenever it gets cold it’s a burn night, just another good way to get for PG&E to make money

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 12:35 PM PST reply actions  

There’s no air movement / wind to carry off the particulates… not much of a problem when only 100-200 people are burning wood, however there are one or two more people with fireplaces now-a-days and all of them stoking up the fireplaces at once leads to some unhealthy air.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

we humans love to burn things

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Your typical fireplace doesn’t really offer much in the way of actually heating a room. Okay, sure, if you don’t get more than 2 feet away from it maybe it’ll toast your toes a little. Most fireplaces I’ve ever been associated with are way more about the ambiance than anything else.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

For sure it provides ambiance… but i mean, it will only heat the room you’re in… and those electrical ones with the fake wood? those really never produce heat, it’s just for the looks, so we’d just use the heater

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Generally, for most fireplaces, the draw on a fireplace sucks air out of the house and up the chimney, which makes all the rooms except the one the fireplace is in colder.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 9, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if you could get rid of a body in a fireplace? Just…curious.

by Into the Void on Jan 9, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking residential fireplaces don’t burn hot enough to be useful for that purpose… I like to dispose of my bodies in commercial incinerators.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 9, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

During my yeart in Las Vegas I rented a master bedroom in a huge house on the NW side.
( Near Ft. Apache/Sahara, Sir NVSFG).

 It had great amenities – an attached den, FOUR walk – in closets, a double shower, double vanity…

…and a gas fireplace.
  
  The owner, who was going to Spain to remodel his GF’s house, said “It’s just ornamental.”
But, as I found out, he simply wasn’t waiting long enough. Many was the night I basked in the warm glow…and fell asleep from the soporific warmth.

 When he returned he said “I guess you enjoyed the fireplace?”

“Yes I did,” I replied. “Why do you ask?”

“Because I’ve never seen a $450 gas bill before.”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He had a house on the cold side of Vegas, eh?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 9, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I was stunned.

I mean, I’d spent 27 years in Phoenix. I drove to Vegas, I don’t remember driving into the damned Alps, but there I was with a drawer full of thermal underwear.

That idiot wind.

5 AM…perfectly calm. 40 degrees.
5:15 AM…25 mph, and it felt like 25 degrees.

And those casino high rises, ya know the outside walls aren’t the first things they put up, right? I couldn’t work fast enough to keep warm. I would conjure up excuses to run up to the next floor.

Just another of the myriad reasons I was so damned happy to leave Vegas. Sure, I lost a job that paid $37/hr, but I got the feeling back in my fingers and the ability to think almost coherently again.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea i totally understand that, i mean, as a geography major… i totally get it, it’s not good to burn wood during the winter when there’s no air movement at all… But the only thing i’m saying, is that it forces people to pay more if they decide to turn up the heat for their energy bill… Dad just doesnt give a shit and is now having a fire,

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

In some places, it’s the AC in summer that causes a spike in energy usage. Unless you have a super energy efficient house, it takes a lot more energy to keep it in the comfortable envelope during extreme weather.
How much did he pay for the firewood?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 9, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

We don’t even have an AC, we just have a heater, and we live over in Moraga, so during the summer it can get pretty hot, but we just deal with it and turn on a fan or open the windows… doesnt bother us…

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way, is Mr. Merope worried about this game?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember driving from Louisville and then through Cincinnati—very impressive river valley

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

ha… umm, yea it’s aight, i’m not a big fan of the Cincy… but as a geography major, yea it’s pretty impressive, with the glacial till, so much different than here in the Bay Area with the types of rocks and soil

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

is that real grass?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez—True Rookie

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

HES NO ALEX SMITH!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

hehe

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a happy mister in the merope household!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He says “Not anymore.”

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

UMMMMM, not good with the challenge thing, but man, the bengals look flat… both teams do

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Breaking news: Grant doesn't express frustration well!

From the comments of the MLBTR post that linked here:

grabsomepinemeat 16 hours ago 2 people liked this.
I disagree with the 10 ten worst moves the giants can make, especially with number one. He listed all the options we have as a club, it makes me wonder why someone would shoot them ALL down. What would make him happy? Some giants fans don’t express frustration well, I guess.
Flag Like Reply
 
dodgers_suck 14 hours ago in reply to grabsomepinemeat
really! i would actually like to see nady and laroche
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"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 9, 2010 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

/lars busy working on his witty reparte

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No one has ever loved you.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No response to this. Feels like a bullseye.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL NO RESPONSE

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Jan 9, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL JETS

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

I want LaRoche

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 9, 2010 2:08 PM PST reply actions  

hot

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Jan 9, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

GIS of LaRoche finds...

It’s the accompanying commentary that gets me.

“Adam LaRoche. I could stare into those eyes for hours. What are you thinking about here? What could have you so deep in thought? No matter. I’ll order us a couple of coffees and you can tell me what is troubling you, other than you should have stayed with the Braves.”

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 9, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d feel the same way if his beard wasn’t the color of congealed ear wax.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 9, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL COMMERCIAL BREAK

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

i’m just sick and miserable

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You got that weird flu thing?

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so, just a tenacious head cold at this point

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

well, hope that leaves you soon and you can enjoy a great sunday

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

thx, sniff sniff

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, enjoy your sunday

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Lotsa fluids…lots and lots of fluids.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww…..that’s really too bad.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL SICK!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Who the hell are these announcers?
Ugh!

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

Theisman is one of them—the one talking the most

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point Mr. Merope is more irritated at the broadcasters than the actual game.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

They are really not good. They don’t understand modern, NFL football at all. Also, what is the point of the third guy on the broadcast? He is useless.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Gibbs? i have his autograph… dunno why, but i do

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He said “big play” four times in one sentence while describing that TD run. Great coach. Terrible announcer.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Great coach??? yea, i guess

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Back in the 80s, he was as good as there was. There’s a reason he won those Super Bowls and made the Hall of Fame. Three championships with three different QBs. When he came back, not such a good coach.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Guess i was thinking too much about the recent years with the Skins, but yes, in the past, he was awesome, but any coach put in that situation with the Redskins was bound to fail, look at Jim zorn

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I completely agree

Snyder is not a football personnel man and he needs to understand that and hire people who are. Then, he needs to let them do their jobs.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

So your saying he should look at CArrol and certain USC boosters?

/ DUCKS!

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 10, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

The PbP guy is the guy that does all the Notre Dame games. I do not like him.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Tom Hammond, Joe Gibbs, and Joe Theisman.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Who came up with the idea that announcers should appeal to the “casual” fan? All that means is they hire announcers who don’t know anything about sports. Then, when new fans start watching sports, they listen to these announcers and become the people who write blogs about how Johan for Cain, Posey, Neal is a fair trade for both sides. It’s ridiculous!

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Jan 9, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss Madden, but then I remember that he is my mom’s age and realize that still broadcasting and traveling would be a bit of a challenge.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW, almost a TD, Damn you Braylon, UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN BABY!!! but thats not good for the bungals

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

just read Urban’s las chat transcript. Saw the shout out to MCC

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 9, 2010 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

A lot of noise and no points. Typical Jets.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

MARK SANCHEZ IS THE BEST QBBBBBBB

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

EVARRRRRR

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

you can say Alex Smith without thinking “problem”

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it is really the OL that is the problem.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

SHHHHHHHHHH!!!! nobody needs to know that

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

the only problem I see with Alex at this point is his propensity to back pedal in the face of a rush; if he figures out how to step up and let those guys go by, I think he’ll be a fine qb

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, isn’t he a QB that can roll out and throw on the run? I haven’t really seen that all that much

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

he may be over-compensating for that by staying within the tackles…hopefully that’s the case.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully he gets it together next year

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

that will be the career make or break for him

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, if he does well given the O-line gets better, and continuity is there with WR, then he’s fine… If he still screws up, THERE IS A HUGE PROBLEM

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

nate davis, baby…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey man, MAC QBs have been good so far… so who knows, i’m a fan of em

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks ATT, thank you for letting me know i can help a friend on a game show when he asks me a question, i’ll just look it up with the phone at the same time

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

So has Ocho Stinko done anything at all in this game?

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

Joe Gibbs likes big butts?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

And Theisman said Carson Palmer is high all the time!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

HIGH ALL GAME!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

MUST BE HANGIN OUT WITH TIM!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

YEA BILL WALSH, COORS LIGHT COMMERCIAL!!!!

LOL BENGALS

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:39 PM PST reply actions  

okay, now, he says he’s worried…

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d start to be… Bengals offense isn’t doing anything

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

HES HIGH!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

hi!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

with the music on.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW, LOL BENGALS AGAIN…

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

Challenge that pl…. oh yeah…right…
DUMB CHALLENGE!!

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t have done anything anyway, they woulda scored… Bengals looking bad early

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

that was really dumb

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was hoping the Jets would choke today. Bah

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

somehow, that shouldn’t be called a td

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

next thing you know they’ll be throwing the ball at the pylon—TOUCHDOWN!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That Pepsi throwback ad with Dylan is pretty sweet.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

The one with baseball isn’t bad as well, i like it that will i am is in it… no 49ers?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, kind of lame. FIVE SUPER BOWLS!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, probably one of the best teams in NFL history

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

As Bob Dylan said, “everybody wants to get stoned”

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

"everybody wants to must get stoned"

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 9, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s it, i knew i screwed up, sorry

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, not looking good for the Bungles.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The christian Zimmy forgives.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 9, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Best lead - pipe cinch bet win question

“What’s the name of that Dylan song about getting stoned?”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

RAINY DAY WOMAN #12 AND 35

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WOMAN

RAINY DAY WOMEN #12 AND 35

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jan 9, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SHIT I JUST GOT TOLD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

IT'S TRUE YOU DID

MASSIVE BURN

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jan 9, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICE

IT’S OK YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DECLINE

by sfoakbay on Jan 10, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

GOOD ICE IS HARD TO FIND

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 11, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

The Christian Zimmy of the Christian Zimmy albums doesn’t.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

lol Saved

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jan 9, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember when he had a hot dog during the Jets-Radiers game? Clearly had the munchies!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s funny is that out of all those faces they put up, Joe Montana beats all

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

Cincinnati forfeits due to running out of players.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

THE WARRIORS DIDN’T FORFEIT WHEN THEY HAD 6 GUYS! TOUGH!!!

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

One thing that bugs me about this list

Having at number 1 a player who would “improve the lineup without question” when there are sooooo many remaining FAs who would not seems a bit unfair.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Jan 9, 2010 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

his reasoning, though, is that it shows a lot of pretty bad things about the Giants overall process of decision-making, which is true.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

But does that justify Adam LaRoche being the #1 mistake the Giants could make in the FA market?

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Jan 9, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

There are other reasons. He’s not going to get a 1-year deal, so you’re looking at Zito, Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, and LaRoche all being on the payroll next year, not to mention additional arbitration awards to the young’uns further reducing payroll space in 2011.

The sequence of Sanchez resigning, DeRosa signing, and LaRoche signing effectively eliminates the Giants’ chances of making a free agent splash to improve the 2011 team, which is a real shame because adding Bumgarner, sophomore Posey, and a large free agent signing in 2011 should make for a sure playoff team.

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm

The combination of Sanchez/DeRosa/LaRoche might eliminate a potential splash next year, but Sanchez and DeRosa are already signed. I don’t think the marginal cost of Adam LaRoche signing at something less than 10 million a year is that high.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Jan 9, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He rejected a $8.5 mil AAV contract, so let’s call it $7-$10 mil.

The marginal benefit of Adam LaRoche (2.2 WAR/year over last four years) compared to Travis Ishikawa (0.8 WAR last year in a non-starting role) is 1 WAR.

In the first place, I wouldn’t pay in that range to get so little of an improvement.

Then, add the opportunity costs for next year and my opposition to the signing is definitive. Yes, Garko would be better, but even with Ishikawa as a benchmark, it’s bad.

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

/ mutters

 Slap Garko down at first then, nail Torees/Velez to the bench and CF and play the liveing crap out of Lewis, Nate & Bowker tell mid June and see what happens.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 10, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would the Jets run out the clock there? All three timeouts, the ball at midfield, and the Bengals have no timeouts left. Should have gone for the kill there.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

Because they’re dumb…

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Rex Ryan is not great at managing a football team. They’re going to get destroyed in the next round when they run into a well-run team.

(Note, I would never deny that Ryan is a very good defensive football coach because he is. He just isn’t a great head coach.)

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Rex doesn’t call the offensive plays. However, late in the season he told the OC to go very conservative after all the Sanchez picks.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

But that wasn’t the OC’s decision at the end of the half to run out the clock. That was the head coach’s decision. Just like it was his decision to run the ball on third and six a few minutes ago. He didn’t call the actual plays, but he did tell the OC what to do. That is the head coach’s job and he is just too conservative.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I misunderstood your tone. Still, Ryan is being extremely conservative in this game and it’s costing them points.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Blow me refs

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

same message to you as the refs

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP MOVING OFFSIDES THEN

oh and skyline SUCKS

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

We argue about chili alllllll the time.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry but…. Cincinnati chili is just glorified spaghetti sauce.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet you could find something better here in the Bay Area

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I find something better in my crock pot in the kitchen!

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

See? aint nothing better than home cooking

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Refs

might as well put on bengals uniforms

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 3:30 PM PST reply actions  

i take it youre unbiased about this game

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Jets weren’t playing the Bengals, we’d be rooting for the Jets. Since Mr. Merope was born and raised in Cincy…. and his family are season ticket holders, and have been since before the Akili Smith days… today, we root for the Bengals.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been a Jets fan since before Joe Namath. I was a season ticket holder, but my son preferred basketball to football so I gave them up. They would have become too expensive for me anyway

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I WANNA KISS YOU!!! LOL DRUNK

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s no JOE MONTANA suck it Namath

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

With all due respect, PiKA...

…shhhh.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, you’re right… :( i was only a year old in 89

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

LoL …well he wasn’t alive when Joe Namath was around!

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

back in the day she would have screwed Namath right on the sidelines.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Suzy Kolber, not Mr. Merope!

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Cincy… MEHHHH, i take it he feels apathetic about the niners and how they won 2 super bowls against em.. i couldn’t care less about this game

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That first Superbowl loss is one of his earliest childhood sports memories, he hates Joe Montana like I hate Terry Bradshaw.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, how could you hate Bradshaw??? i know he’s a steeler… but it’s too bad he hates the best QB Cincy could ever wish for

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Well what’s really crazy is Bill Walsh was with the Bengals at the start of his coaching career, they didn’t want to hire him.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

YEA!! he was with ummm Paul Brown i believe, but wow they screwed that up

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It would have really been impressive had you said “since the Kenny Anderson years”.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Jet fan all my life

you saw pass interference on that play?

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

/reply fail… But yea that was a bullshit call, and got saved on that FG

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Revis has three penalties in this game. They didn’t show one, and the other two were clearly on the receivers.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe he should play less physical in a game that requires you to be physical

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it was a make up call?

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Bengals kicker

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

Somehow Carson Palmer is the worst USC quarterback on the field.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 3:37 PM PST reply actions  

OT: oh hey, yet another spare the air day tomorrow… no burning firewood… who carees, there’s still power plants burning coal powering our heat

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:37 PM PST reply actions  

Houses that do not have any other heat source are exempt form the spare the air stuff.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep… this is very true, yet we do have heat, just don’t want to use it since that’s more money

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The next game will probably be good, but I wish it was possible for both teams to lose.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 3:42 PM PST reply actions  

Great drive. Finally gave Sanchez a chance to make some plays.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 9, 2010 3:45 PM PST reply actions  

Ocho Stinko is the incredible vanishing WR.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 3:46 PM PST reply actions  

OCHO STINKO!!!!!!!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Revis does funny things to people.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL baseball intermission

who would you trade from your team for PUJOLS?

Giants seem like a good fit

Matt Cain
Madison Bumgardner
Buster Posey
and maybe 1-2 more good prospects

for

Pujols

the Cards could then move Molina or Posey to 1B
change posey for fat panda and it makes more sense

YES!

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 9, 2010 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That's so going to happen.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 9, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Benson, Benson, and more Benson

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

Their offensive co-ordinator does lack imagination.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Jimmy Raye you say?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, really—let’s use every play in our play book, but never the same one twice

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think an offensive line would help

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Worked that time.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is there a sudden shortage of alcohol in New Jersey?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:01 PM PST reply actions  

they don’t allow drinking in Giants stadium

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

But they do in every depressed Jets fan’s house.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

CEDRIC BENSON

remember when he was a bust lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

He was a BROKEN HERO ON A LAST CHANCE POWER DRIVE

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

BABY HE WAS BORN TO RUN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh geez, now I get why they played it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

THERE’S NO PLACE LEFT TO HIDE

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

IT’S A DEATHTARP!

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

CURSES!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I want a doctor
To take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 11, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

DEATHTARP

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody on the Bears offense is a bust… haha DAMON BRUCE!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Complete loss of containment on that play. Wow.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

Jets fans still not happy.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

New York fans are never happy, screw em

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Jets fans are more depressed than Giants fans.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Jets fans boo draft picks, and Knicks fans boo draft picks, just shut up and deal with it

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

In fairness, the Knicks drafted Jordan Hill because they thought Brandon Jennings wouldn’t work well in New York.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever, warriors fans>>>Knicks fans

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve had surprisingly similar success over the years, so both fan bases’ loyalty is pretty impressive.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I was talking to my Grandpa this morning (a Jets fan) and he said, “They suck, they’re going to lose, they deserve to lose.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Everybody needs a Jets fan in their lives.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, i have a friend that’s a jets fan

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG THEY’RE COMING BACK

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

Wow. Wow.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 4:25 PM PST reply actions  

guess that guy will be looking for a new job

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

’scuse me… I need to remove all sharp objects from the house.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly. Right before the kick I was thinking about different the game would be if he had made the first one. And then he misses another.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Shane Graham is pretty good though

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:26 PM PST reply actions  

FRANCHISE TAG!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

+1!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 10, 2010 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

WOWWWWWWWW

that was like a 25 yard field goal attempt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 4:27 PM PST reply actions  

It’s alot easier than it looked

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing Mr. Merope will be a little mad tonight at dinner

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:27 PM PST reply actions  

He was philosophical about it before the game. He, of course, wanted them to win, but figured even if they did win, they’d get absolutely KILLED next week.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Chargers next week, right?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they re-seed everything?
So it depends on who wins the other game.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

got it… either way, in my mind, the chargers will make it to the super bowl

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Bengals can’t score in the red zone… Sharks can’t score on the powerplay…Giants just plain can’t score.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

But you know who can score? TIGER WOODS!!!

Warriors can

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Tiger is going to keep it in his pants for a while.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

for his sake he should

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Or become a Jeter-like pimp when this all goes away.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My Grandpa is going to be so disappointed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Not impressed.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Chad crying?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

DEPRESSED!!!! wouldn’t you be if you played your heart out, your friend is killed, and everything comes to an end tonight

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, still gotta give him credit for playing damn good this year

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate Rex Ryan

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by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

I’d want him coaching the Niners. He’s like Singletary without being stupid.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

But would he drop his pants after a game?

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope not

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by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Are they edible?

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

JETS

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 9, 2010 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

I wonder if they have Romosexuals in Dallas.

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by esseffgeez on Jan 9, 2010 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

Not the right kind.

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by bgunn on Jan 9, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, Charles Barkley is hosting SNL? I had no idea.

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by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

I’m excited.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i stopped watching SNL 5 or 6 years ago

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve gotten a lot better since then.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And then they got worse again.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jan 9, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it all depends on the news cycle. The Tiger sketch was amazing.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to mention the Palin/Biden debate.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Andy Samberg is pretty good… but just not the same without some of the guys from the past

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I never tired of watching this….

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Rangers sign Vlad – 1 yr with an option for 2011

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by esseffgeez on Jan 9, 2010 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

VLAD THE WANDERER!

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh god, he’s still out there

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by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point, I doubt Dye would get more than 2/10.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Even 2/10 would be horrible.

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by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News says the Rangers have signed Vladimir Guerrero to a one year, $5 million deal plus performance bonuses.

According to Grant, the Rangers had been in contact with free agent outfielder Jermaine Dye as recently as yesterday, and it is believed they had an offer out to him for a similar type of contract.

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by esseffgeez on Jan 9, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Vlad or Dye....?

hmmm hard decision
/wonders what bonds/vlad could have been
SABEAN 2012

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by monta.da.boss on Jan 10, 2010 12:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Not crippling and easily benchable though.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

But it’s utterly pointless and having him on the team taking ABs away from Bowkewisholtz would probably be a bad thing

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by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean signs Dye to a 2 year $20 million deal.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

But no, he’s still out there…

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by esseffgeez on Jan 9, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This offseason

AL WEST > NL WEST

by a ton

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by esseffgeez on Jan 9, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS SEASON

AL WEST>NL WEST

happens alot

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL NL WEST

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by esseffgeez on Jan 9, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

lol is texas considered west

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by monta.da.boss on Jan 10, 2010 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Rangers in the AL west

cowboys in the nfc east. what the fuck is up with texas sports teams??

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by bondslegend on Jan 10, 2010 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget the Stars being in the Pacific division in hockey. That’s probably the weirdest one.

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by mymclife on Jan 10, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Remember when Carolina and Atlanta were in the NFC West?

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by cornball on Jan 10, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

That was freaking crazy, Carolina… yea that’s the west…

by PiKAgiant on Jan 10, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

i totally remember that, and i remember Atlanta in our division, and hated playing at Atlanta in the dome, always a challenge

by PiKAgiant on Jan 10, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

And New Orleans.

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by groug on Jan 10, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

    * San Francisco 49ers
    * Atlanta Falcons
    * New Orleans Saints
    * St. Louis Rams
    * Carolina Panthers

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 10, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, both New Orleans and St. Louis are west of the population center of the country.

by taliesin on Jan 10, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

A defensive move.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 9, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

OT earthquake

Anybody from up in Jefferson State care to share a report? I didn’t feel nothing down here in the Bay Area.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 9, 2010 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

yea i didn’t feel anything down here either… 15 miles off the coast… 2 minor quakes earlier this week, now a big one off the coast… coincidence

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

6.1 …meh

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, geography majors

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

ya see, it’s the P waves and the S waves, and the chance of a tsunami… but nothing really happened here… we’re sitting on bedrock here in Moraga, so nothing here

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

proximity not great, either

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

nope, same with the fact it wasn’t on the San Andreas i don’t think

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

our state is faulty

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

politically

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s so good about California other than the weather and physical features anyway

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

chix

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

by the way for geography, thinking about going to SF state or SJ state

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

to do the same major all over again? am i missing something?

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

not smart enough yet, eh?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

well wouldn’t it be smart to get a masters especially for geography?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

touchy, touchy

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

have you looked at hayward st, or whatever they call it now? I think they had a pretty good dept.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

oh good call, see, i’ve looked at possible jobs for geography and they almost do require a masters…

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

and experience, no doubt

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

But for sure, i’m coming back to the Bay Area for that

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

that is cool

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

geologically, of course

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Official word is 6.5.

Humboldt County is loving the national pub for something other than pot.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, even my friend from new york asked me about it… they don’t know about the pot… let’s keep that on the DL

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s one rockin’ bongload

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

GO EAGLES!

Is there a more obnoxious group of fans than Dallas Cowboys?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

how i despise the cowboys

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

damnit!

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Raiders fans are just criminal.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Most Raiders fans are just criminals.

Fixed
/grew up in San Diego
// The Holy Roller for the loss

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Jan 10, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a Raider fan. My son says he’s a Cowboy fan.

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by ResDog on Jan 9, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always been a Raider fan… I’ve never been an Al Davis fan.
oooooooh the conundrum!!!

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve only been a Raider fan, but I haven’t lived long enough to remember the days when you could justify being an Al Davis fan.

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Jan 9, 2010 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

TYPO

second word was supposed to be always

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Jan 9, 2010 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Laker fans

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by ResDog on Jan 9, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Eagles fans

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Cubs fans

are the worst. Red Sox fans are a close second.

by Into the Void on Jan 9, 2010 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Wings fans

Every call that goes against them is part of this huge conspiracy. According to them, they have never lost a game, it’s just the refs handing it to the other team.

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by mymclife on Jan 10, 2010 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and LOL people who thought the Niners should absolutely stay away from Sanchez.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

ALEX SMITH ROCKS!!!!! hahahaha, i tend to stay away from that convo… i’m indifferent

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You tend to stay away from that convo? I think I’ve seen you have it here like 100 times.

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by jponry on Jan 9, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not like i’m married to the guy…

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course not. This is California, that’s illegal.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 9, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

what, to marry a football player?

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

meant to say, having an opinion… my bad, i’m never clear cut

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

FRANCHISE!!!

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

whether they like it or not

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh please

Yeah, I’d rather have him than Crabtree and another 1st rounder this year. No thanks, he would have been way too expensive for them.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Say Hello to Nate Davis!

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t say they should have. I’m just saying that the common thought that under no circumstance should he be the Niners’ first round pick was silly.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I still feel that way, personally

there was no way he was falling to 10, and they shouldn’t have traded up to get him.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So if he did fall and it was between him and, say, Oher, you’d take Oher? Because that was the sentiment at the time.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No

but that was never going to happen.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

If Crabtree was gone, i would’ve taken Oher, EASILY

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You crazy. Or drunk.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Smart actually, how could you pass up Oher dude, better yet, why?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Linemen like Oher are available all the time.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

realllllllllly? man the niners must have really screwed up then… still would take Oher

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not like they haven’t drafted plenty of linemen.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s the bad about Oher?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think anything's "bad" about him

but I’d rather have a guy like Sanchez. IDK I’d favor a QB over a tackle. Staley is probably better than Oher, or at least similarly talented. And he was picked in the bottom of the 1st round.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

See, you can get all the QBs and WRs you want, but you need to start with the building blocks… Maybe i’m biased, i just like Oher, just saying!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's my point

Oher isn’t worth the number 10 pick. He was drafted where he should have been drafted. Sanchez was worth a top 10 pick. There’s no point in reaching for Oher.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

They should’ve then drafted a few lineman, oh well, they pretty much have to now… i still love the Nate Davis pick

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Only reason why the Jets are doing well is because of their O-line, look at the way they block, run and pass block, Sanchez is good, but he’s got the building blocks

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't say Oline wasn't important

but Sanchez vs Oline isn’t QB vs Oline, it’s that specific player vs another specific player.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Aight, i see what you’re saying, but if they were to draft Sanchez, they would’ve definitely had to draft a lineman or two in that past draft…

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

They probably wouldn't have traded their 2nd rounder

but I bet they would have traded the pick instead of taking Sanchez.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

either way dude, i’m glad they did what they did, now they got 2 first rounders, got Crabtree, good position now for next season

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Pity the Panthers defense decided to show up the second half of the season.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

there’s nobody in the top 10 I’m interested in who wouldn’t require a top 5 pick, so I’m fine with it. Won’t cost so much.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Could probably get in the top 5 to get one of those defensive tackles, but probably not worth it.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Not at all worth it

take an OT and CJ SPILLER CJ SPILLER CJ SPILLER

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

One of those should be used on a quarterback.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

What?

you want them to spend a first round pick on a QB? What?

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Chasm?

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I fell in hard

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

/ninersnation level of not understanding irony

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

/ninersnation not understanding anything

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, but if Snead falls to the second round, that would be intriguing

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

no thanks

I’m happy with Smith/Davis.

Now if BRADFORD falls….

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m happy with Smith as a stop-gap for a year or two. Nothing more than that.

As for Davis… no.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok

so what exactly have you seen from davis that makes you confident in writing him off after one year?

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Smith will be good. Mark it down.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOKMARK THIS COMMENT

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No he won’t.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, he will

honestly. He will.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

were you one of the ones hating on crabtree before he signed?

I don’t remember. But yeah, smith is going to be like that. Everyone will write him off and he’ll be good.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

What evidence do you have that an athletic-first quarterback can succeed in the NFL? Vick is an exception because his athleticism was off the charts.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Vick didn't succeed either

he wasn’t that good.

Davis isn’t an athletic-first QB. If you’d watched him you’d know that. Black QB does not equal athletic-first QB. He’s similar to McNabb, and he’s done just fine.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

From what I saw of Davis, his passing game was VERY dependent on his running threat. And in the NFL, the defenses are too fast for that to continue.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a good passer

it may have helped that he could run, but he’s got a really strong arm and the ability of a QB. The reason he dropped was because people were worried about his intelligence, or perceived lack thereof.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

yea he’s “dumb as a doorknob” according to my friend who played against him in high school… But honestly, that has nothing to do with how you play the game… Frank Gore’s pretty dumb but hey, he’s one of the best players in the league… gotta have football smarts, he has that

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

PiKA… shouldn’t you be packing or something?

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, i’ll pack tonight after the sharks, flights not until 12 out of SFO

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s my stance on Nate Davis, check what he did in college, he played in the spread… but the dude has a cannon, and that’s something that is very important… We’ll see how far he progresses this preseason

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, i’m perfectly fine with Smith and Davis

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

he appears to work the rush well, too.

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s nobody in general i’m interested in, like i dont care who the niners pick up, it’s a matter of the position

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

CJ SPILLER CJ SPILLER CJ SPILLER

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, maybe you are… but i aint

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

CJ SPILLER CJ SPILLER CJ SPILLER

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If they don’t draft him, i’ll be so mad… because i’m gonna be online reading all your bullshit

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, there will be no Giants game during the 1st round of the draft to keep you occupied (April 22).

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, that’s great, then i get to watch the draft and focus on that, rather than watch a giants game… just try to ignore bondslegend those days

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly (?), a couple of mock drafts have the 49ers taking him.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

not sadly

he fits one of their needs, and would be one of the best players available in the middle of the 1st round. He’s a great returner.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

And a possible good RB

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just ragging on you, bondslegend

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You're dead to me

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No worries

I’m not THAT into him. But I’d really like them to take him.

BTW, wtf man?!?! WORDS CAN HURT U NO

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha, oh come on, i’m kidding!!!! i sorry :(

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

ILL MEET U AT THE AIRPORT TOMORROW FOO

U IZ 5

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

U IZ 5!!! SEEE YOU IN MINNEAPOLIS

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn't agree more

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Staley's good, racha's good for a 2nd rounder, baas is pretty good

snyder is the only guy they’ve drafted who “SUCKS”

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Snyder was a 3rd round?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say he SUCKS, but he’s definitely not a tackle, he’s a guard

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

meh maybe

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

There was Harris too, but that’s probably stretching a bit too far back.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That's not the current regime's pick

though those guys picked Heitmann, and he’s awesome.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Donapew

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter

because Sanchez was not falling that far. There was no chance, even less chance than crabtree.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That wasn’t the sentiment in the months leading up to the draft though.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I never thought he would drop to ten

and TBH, I wasn’t sold on him. But between him and Oher, I’d take him.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw Sanchez… oh wait, that was the point of this convo… sorry

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my. The music.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

Eagles defense sucks

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

yea, not looking that great… Leave Vick in for the offense

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

FTFY

Eagles defense sucks

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You want the Cowboys to win? pfft, calling yourself a niner fan

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

No

i want the eagles to win, but wow they really suck tonight.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

This Cowboys offense is for real though

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The fact that Roy Williams is the least dangerous weapon they have is scary.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

(roy williams sucks)

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

(now)

he used to be good.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

But he still has the talent to make stuff happen.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Um what?

I really doubt that. He doesn’t have much talent left. He can’t run any more.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, they’re sucking big time

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Merope says most of Philly’s D is injured.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Cincy was pretty beat up, too.

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

They pretty much had the worst second half possible in every way for a team that still won the division.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I just don’t get the logic of expanding the season to 18 games. What are they going to do? Expand the rosters to like 109 players?

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

At least 75.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Jerry Jones

what a freakshow! i expect him to rip off his face at some to reveal i dunno what

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

at some point

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Vikings

ergo, go Cowboys if they win. Yeah, I hate the Vikings that much

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re still heated after that niner game… plus living out there

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate the vikings

more than any other sports team.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Bad Giants fan!

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry

hate the vikings more.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, guess i could see your point, i hate Ohio State a TINY bit less than the Dodgers…

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t you love the Vikings? When I lived in ND everybody in a 3 state radius loved the Vikings, thus why I dislike them.

Santiago is only 44, get it done Sabean

by BringBackBenitoSantiago on Jan 9, 2010 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I’m a transplant from montana and was raised a niner fan. I hate the vikings for the same reason you dislike them.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

alright alright i can dig it

Santiago is only 44, get it done Sabean

by BringBackBenitoSantiago on Jan 9, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Life’s a garden

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 10, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the Vikings second behind the Raiders in football, mainly because of a family connection in Minnesota. Also, I hate everything about the niners.

If we weren’t both Giants fans, bondslegend, I have a feeling you would despise me (actually you probably already do)

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Jan 9, 2010 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone who hates the niners

has a beef with me. BRING IT.

I actually don’t mind having disagreements over sports teams (even if someone likes a team I hate), it’s when they’re obnoxious douchebags about it that I have a problem. I may seem like an obnoxious douchebag, but that’s all internerd speak.

in sum, we cool, dawg

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by bondslegend on Jan 10, 2010 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

If the Cowboys keep winning, we would never hear the end of it from Cowboys fans and ESPN.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

East coast bias!!!

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

you can turn the TV off

i live with vikings fans. If they win, I’ll have to shoot myself. Or move.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Brett Favre bothers me, the rest of the team doesn’t (Side note: imagine if Favre played for Dallas).

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If you lived here

the rest of the team would bother you.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

snap?

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That would make life easier… only one team to hate. As someone else said I don’t mind Minnesota… but I wish Favre would get eaten by a mutant space goat.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish more people would hate the vikings with me

seriously, how the fuck can anyone NOT hate them after that game?? And favre?!?! THEY ARE SO HATEABLE AHHHHHHHH I HATE THEM

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Really awesome plays don’t make me hate a team.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well you're a better man than I

I fucking hate them with all my might.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Just think. In a month, we will get several months of “Will he come back or won’t he come back?” stories every day.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

if i have that bad dream tonight, i will hold you responsible

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Peace Philly, maybe next year

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:35 PM PST reply actions  

Is it me or does it sound like Cris Collinsworth is rooting for the Cowboys?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, i haven’t been listening much, but so far it is sounding like he’s siding with them… good thing this isn’t the Bengals game, he’d be making all these excuses for Cincy losing

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He tends to root for the winning team because he get excited over good football.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This

He tends to fellate quality football, which may come across as fellating <team who’s playing quality football>.

by Wazl on Jan 9, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

the eagles really didn’t do anything to warrant getting excited over. He was pumped for the vick pass.

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by bondslegend on Jan 10, 2010 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Sharks in 50 minutes

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 6:40 PM PST reply actions  

lol sharks

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

lol sharks

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by cornball on Jan 9, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Who gives a shit

I couldn’t care less. Micheals is basically giving the cowboys’ balls a tongue bath too.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard not to.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah angry as usual. Nice.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

NBC sucks, hey guys do a niner game… NAH, hey guys do a sharks game, NAH

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would they show Niners games? They’ve tended to show good teams.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Raiders games i believe

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t they do a Redskin game?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

i heard somewhere that NBC tends to only show East Coast games… or shit like that when it comes to hockey as well

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It;s a timing thing. West coast teams play when east coast people are asleep.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Primetime games always start at the same time

no matter where they are.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But then the west coast teams don’t want to start their games to close to when people get out of work.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter

that’s when they start. Same thing as the england games- they start at 1 ET US time, there’s no regard for what time it is in england.

And yeah, nobody works on sunday

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I was thinking Monday night for whatever reason.

Still, the only bias is financial bias. In capitalism, the people get what the people want. There’s no conspiracy behind it.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad but true

the west coast primetime games get crappy ratings. When/if the niners ever get really good again, maybe more people will care about them.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Only the Chargers are good on the west coast (I’m not counting AZ).

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

and every time the Cards are on a primetime game, they suck.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Except against the Vikings. You should remember that one.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That one made me really happy

especially after that shitfest that was the seahawk game

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

They did beat the Vikings and made Favre look horrible.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

:D :D :D :D

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody cares about the west coast… I totally agree with the part about how we shouldn’t start games at 10 AM pacific for football though

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

are you kidding? One of life’s great pleasures is coffee/newspaper/football!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

go back to your geography job… bahhhh

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

This

whenever I visit the west coast during football season I’m jealous

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

WHy don’t you do that then around 1:05 pacific time

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Mostly, yes except for some games at AZ. San Diego didn’t get one and they’re good.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

This is great:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiIirDgHzI

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 6:51 PM PST reply actions  

Reminder

MLB Network is showing Sanchez’ no-hitter tomorrow at 4:30 PM.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

There was talk of doing a GDT for the game.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I did. Other people may not have.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That game is one of 5 or 6 still sitting on our dvr.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I love having awesome sports moments recorded live

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

We have several of the walkoff / error off games vs the dodgers on there, and some of Bonds’ big moments recorded somewhere.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I have all the playoff wins from 1987, 1989, 2000, 2002 and 2003.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

is ’87 digitized?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s from old VHS tapes transferred to DVD.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 10, 2010 1:25 AM PST up reply actions  

any chance of me acquiring a copy?

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 10, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess that’ll be the next Mr. Merope project. He’s still working on getting a buncha Giants games off of the dvr and burned to dvd.
Some of them from the 08 season!

by Merope on Jan 10, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Very nice

I remember I had the entire 04 red sawwx run against the yankees tivoed, just becuase I liked watching the yankees lose. Also I had the Manning to harrison play where they broke Steve and Jerry’s record. I really liked watching them.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds very boring

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by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Something I didn't know

The freshman who QB for Texas during the national championship, Garrett Gilbert, is the son of the former Cal QB of the early 80’s, Gale Gilbert.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 7:07 PM PST reply actions  

I knew there was something I didn’t like.

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

at least the cowboys will beat the viqueens next week

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

A Niners fan rooting for the Cowboys…

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Aww…

Will you take a ‘Favre+Cowboys’ -limited asteroid?

That’s a cold cold thing to do to AD.

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He can be in the locker room getting a cramp worked on when the thing hits.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If EJ Henderson, Jared Allen, Antoine Winfield, the Williamses, Bryant McKinnie, Steve Hutchinson, Sidney Rice, and Percy Harvin get amnesty too, I accept.

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, most Pro Bowlers of any team in the NFC! Gotta protect the star power.

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK YOU

GO COWBOYS

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey hey, that’s not nice, i’m sure he/she doesnt know shit about the vikings

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

/actually does know stuff about the Vikings

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

oh well, you’re screwed, screw the Vikings

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell no man. Cowboys ain’t got nothing on the Vikings.

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Favre, AP, the fans, and that pathetic stadium all blow

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re right about the stadium.

However, Favre is having one of the best seasons of his career, which at his age is crazy.
Adrian Peterson is awesome.

And Jared Allen, Kevin Williams, and Pat Williams are raw. They make that defense what it is and don’t get nearly the amount of attention Favre gets.

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Jared Allen, from the Bay Area… well, went to school in San Jose

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool stuff.

That reminds me, I need to get to reading the article on Jared Allen in the recent SI. I need to find it around the house.

by dregarx on Jan 9, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That stadium is fucking loud

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It's the second biggest homefield advantage behind the superdome

so even when the vikings fucking suck they are hard to beat at home. So it matters.

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by bondslegend on Jan 10, 2010 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

This Cal-USC game sucks.

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by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 8:31 PM PST reply actions  

what’d you expect from the PAC 10

by PiKAgiant on Jan 9, 2010 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Second half is looking better!

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by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

For a minute there I thought you were talking about the football game.

by Merope on Jan 9, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Pac-10 Basketball:

“We also play basketball.”

by Wazl on Jan 9, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't get it

ESPN is so much more biased toward the Cowboys than the NFL Network when the NFL Network has Michael Irvin and Deion Sanders working there.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 9, 2010 8:38 PM PST reply actions  

Funny how Carroll’s last appearance as USC coach will have come on ESPN/ABC.

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by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL SEAHAWKS

way to make yourselves irrelevant for the next 5 years. Weren’t they paying attention with Spurrier? Or Saban? Or any of the other college coaches that failed miserably in the pros?

There’s only been one Jimmy Johnson.

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by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Well Carroll is certainly different from Spurrier and Saban, in that he has been a coach in the NFL before. Not a particularly successful one, true, but one of the big knocks on those other guys (among “insiders” — I personally have no idea whether this was responsible for their lack of success in the pros) was that they were unaccustomed to dealing with professional athletes and treated them like children, leading to massive resentment among their teams. Carroll at least shouldn’t have that problem. He will have the problem that he’s not an especially good coach, in my view; I’ve always thought his success at USC came from good recruiting rather than brilliant schemes. But I guess we’ll find out.

by taliesin on Jan 10, 2010 1:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

he was a mediocre nfl coach once before! Let’s pay him 7 mil a year for 5 years and give him too much power!

Even if he was a GREAT coach (holmgren), it’s been proven over and over again that giving a coach GM powers DOES NOT WORK. Ever. No matter who it is. A coach like that has never won a superbowl, and never will. Even the greatest coaches like Bellichick always had a personnel guy, and always gave some deference to that guy.

Carroll is going to be a disaster, and I couldn’t be happier that it was the seahawks that hired him. The NFC west is going to suck for like 3 years now, the niners are pretty much the only team with any decent talent left once Warner hangs it up.

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by bondslegend on Jan 10, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

I am not in favor of this.

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by mymclife on Jan 10, 2010 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

East coast bias!!!

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by cheno on Jan 9, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah

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by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Clowe sucked

And the Sharks probably would have lost that game, but damnit, that second Detroit goal was a high stick. The fact that Nabokov was so vehement immediately after the goal that it was illegal just supports that. But it’s Detroit, so they always get the calls.

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by mymclife on Jan 10, 2010 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

THE YZERMAN JERSEY WORKED!!!! but yea… umm, sharks looked really bad, and either way with that goal that was reviewed, that shouldn’t matter, sharks just looked overpowered tonight

by PiKAgiant on Jan 10, 2010 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

You really suck

And yeah, well, the Sharks looked good in the first (especially Marleau’s LEAGUE-LEADING 29th goal), but kind of forgot how to pass after that. Probably would have lost anyway, but now that’s two goals in two games versus the Red Wings that should not have counted (the other one being that “intent to blow” one). Kind of pisses me off.

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by mymclife on Jan 10, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

yea.. when i was young, my family in aunts and uncles bought me red wing stuff back in the 90s. But man, the sharks are putting a ton of goals on net, but just not getting the puck inside the net… i just don’t get it

by PiKAgiant on Jan 10, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish they were putting a ton of goals on net… I think the word you were looking for there was “shots,” haha.

The reason why not a lot of shots are converting to goals are because they’re all first attempts, none of those second and third attempts off of rebounds (see: Marleau’s goal for a perfect example of getting the rebounds). There also was a serious lack of net presence by the Sharks, i.e. acting like Holmstrum and planting their asses in front of Howard. So a lot of shots were clear and Howard could see them all the way, making them so much easier to stop.

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by mymclife on Jan 10, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, that makes total sense what you said about having congestion in front of the net. That’s exactly what the sharks have to get back to doing, because like you said, now, everythings so easy to see and so the goalie can just see the puck and make the easy save. But let’s hope the sharks get it together and go down to LA and pull out a win… Plus they got to get more physical

by PiKAgiant on Jan 10, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Clowe just has to stop thinking that he’s Joe Thornton and remember he’s Ryane Clowe. Honestly, if he just did what we’re paying him to – power forward that plants his ass in front of the opposing goalie – the Sharks would be so much better. As it is, he keeps trying to make these cutesy passes that really, only Thornton can pull off. The fact that Joe Pavelski, the second or third smallest guy on the team, is a more consistent net presence than Clowe is not good. Granted, Pavelski is good in front of the net, but at 5’11" and less than 200lbs, he’s a lot easier to push off than the 6’2" 225lbs Clowe.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jan 10, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Randy Johnson tribute on CSNBA

is this a rerun?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 9:33 PM PST reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it is.

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by djp4cal on Jan 9, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

major cocksucking going on

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 9, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we should start game day threads for football games…

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 10, 2010 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

Nothing worse than listening to joe buck read a teleprompter on a sunday afternoon.

by sfgiants420 on Jan 10, 2010 3:14 PM PST reply actions  

Unbelievable offfense in Green Bay at Arizona. Nobody could seem to cover a receiver, especially the Packers. Two really good quarterbacks, but it was shocking to see what had been a very good Packers defense in the regular season get shredded as if it were wheat at Nabisco.

Bad decision by Aaron Rodgers on his opening throw, but had he and his receiver read each other properly on the first play from scrimmage in the overtime, the result would have been opposite.

After the holding penalty in OT, the die was close to being cast.

If the “fumble” by Rodgers hadn’t his foot and been caught in the air, shouldn’t it not have been a fumble under the tuck rule? It didn’t look like any more a fumble than the infamous Raiders/Patriots tuch rule non-fumble.

I thought for sure they would re-write that rule, but to the best of my knowledge they didn’t do so. Today’s play looked for all the world to be a fumble — but the Patriots’ “fumble” looked even moreso.

by sharksrog on Jan 10, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that if that ball had hit the ground it would have been an incomplete pass after review.

And no, they have not changed the tuck rule. The owners have considered and rejected the idea of changing it a couple of times since the Snow Job.

by taliesin on Jan 10, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

/climbs onto the AZ bandwagon for the second consecutive year

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 11, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

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