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lol xanthan
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jan 6, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
Cone of shame for you

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
I take pictures
by SoFa King Mike on Jan 7, 2010 8:23 AM PST up reply actions
LOL.
Love that movie.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
PUPPY!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I do not like the Cone of Shame…
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I have just met you, and I love you.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
awkward
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
I take pictures
by SoFa King Mike on Jan 7, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
go back under the porch
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
I take pictures
by SoFa King Mike on Jan 7, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
lol
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 7, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
AT BEST
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That’s a lot of LOLs.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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OH YEAH WELL WHAT ABOUT MOST CAPITAL LETTERS USED???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i win
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I think you’ve “FUCK THIS TEAM”’ed more than anyone.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I look forward to those comments because they make me feel justified in my anger
"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane
To be fair,
I think this team has deserved that designation more than any other
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Kidding
I was going for the sexual inuendo.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
What about most calls for pitchforks and torches?
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Check out the new look of SFDugout.com•
jcb9
and it’s not even close.
Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.
And with this post,
I will kick off the new wave of members for 2010.
Buster Posey, saves Pandas, plays catcher for the SF Giants.
Au Contrair
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/1/4/1233646/jon-miller-nominated-for-the-ford#28300657
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
Au contraire
Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.
Au
you got CONTRAIRED
…it sounded better in my head
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 7, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
I was spelling it the American way.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 8, 2010 8:12 AM PST up reply actions
poorly?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 8, 2010 8:47 AM PST up reply actions
Just being patriotick like that.
Speaking of which: Spelling errors that particularly bother me: Ones that involve the person doing MORE work to spell the word. I mean, I understand mixing up a c and a k, or using the wrong vowel here and there, but why do some people actually add scores of letters to words in order to make them wrong?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 8, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions
Lowery
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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David (fronted Cracker)
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
I must have gotten screwed out of the top ten commenters because I’m not usually around the Internet on weekends and because I missed a lot of GDT action.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
Howie’s not a first ballot commenter.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
The first half of my career speaks for itself!!!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
You lack consistency and didn’t drive in enough arguments.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
But arguments aren’t my thing! I’m a shits and giggles style poster, not an OGC-type! That’s like knocking Omar Vizquel for not hitting enough homeruns!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
I’m more of sidekick-type commenter.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You're vitally important until the site drops you
and then Grant spends a week on twitter mocking your insignificance?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Well, shits for sure.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 6, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
Me giggling counts as giggles.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
Howie for Fielder
Git ’er dun, Ginats brasz!!
Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.
I DON'T KNOW WHO HOWIES IS
THE FOOTBALL PLAYER??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol at the google ads for a marijuana law lawyer
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
no wonder I'm so sick of
Natto, jponry, and Lars
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
/banned
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
I'm just sick of lars
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
/banned, mofo
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
Eat a dick, you ignorant douchenozzle.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 7, 2010 5:50 AM PST up reply actions
Can't we all just get along?
Pie for everybody!
Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.
Let em eat cake.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Jan 7, 2010 6:45 AM PST up reply actions
WRONG! PIE FOR LYLE ONLY!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 7, 2010 8:24 AM PST up reply actions
that’s the nicest thing you’ve said to me all year, sniff sniff
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Jan 7, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
It is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 7, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
I’LL BEAT YOU NEXT YEAR, NATTO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Holy shit
Natto averages 86 posts a day. That is impressive.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I’m pretty sure half of those are Ks.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
oh my god
Natto must have posted like 900+ K comments, if I haven’t made some mistake. Which means he probably had as many K comments as I had comments at all in the last year.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
Well
there were a couple games where I did them and a couple games he missed. But yeah, for the most part he did like every single one
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Well, the giants were first in the majors with 1,302 strikeouts, so he probably actually had like 1,200 k comments.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
PADDING THE STATS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
i did a few
it made me proud, except for when Natto came in and apologized for not being around, prompting a poster to say, “Don’t worry, somebody did it.”
Sniff. I’m a person!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You’ve done your country good, citizen.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
You should be proud of those K posts. Quantity AND quality work, everybody.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
The Zito pics, though? We need more of those.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
But we would need to see more of ZIto first. Do you want that?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
How about least number of posts?
Adopted father of Brian Bocock, Brad Boyer, Sharlon Schoop, Shane Jordan and Jeremiah Luster,Trey Webb and David Quinowski.
This is kind of a bummer. I spend hours each day on this site, and I don’t even have any hardware to show for it?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Use the recount app on your Nokia Swish Digital XPC 2010 with dual touchnomics.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
touchnomnomnomics >>> touchnomics
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
mmm

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
so that’s where I left my car
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
It is also where you left your dignity.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 6, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
‘douchenomics’
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 6, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
I could relate it to you in detail, but I don’t feel like recounting anything right now.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
that's why you are such a laggard
the other mods must make fun of your nonposting ways over snifters of brandy at the Olympic Club.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know anything about baseball, though.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Baseball is slow and boring!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Crotchless fursuits get me.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
ITS WORTHLESS UNLESS I CAN READ THE SECONDARY CLICK PUNCHLINE
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Has nothing to do with anything
but, by law, whenever someone posts an xkcd, everyone else must post their own.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
YOU’RE A KITTY is one of the all time greats. I sometimes say it to my kitty.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
Mostly I tell the cat to get the fuck away.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Better Flowchart

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jan 6, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Dammit, cornball. Now I want bacon.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It’s nature’s candy. Also, be sure to wear pants.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I don’t think I have any.
Bacon, that is.
I do have pants.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Well then go get some bacon!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
oh my god
that is so…….great
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
YYYESSS!
/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.
I posted this on my FB wall
awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Another classic of the genre:

I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
This was the first one I ever saw. I was confused, but curious. And I still think I haven’t really understood it.
I was promised lasagna.
Wait… are you too young for Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
In my mind, yeah is a noun here and smith is a verb.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
Nah, I grew up on Fresh Prince.
The comic made me laugh, but I just felt like I’m missing something.
I was promised lasagna.
There’s a tradition on some Net forums – I think 4Chan is supposed to be the originator – of making posts that start out with some plausible or interesting-seeming hook, but transition mid-paragraph to quoting those lines from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. It’s sort of a textual equivalent of the Rick-Roll. Thus, “the Reverse Bel Air” here.
I am definitely too young for the Fresh Prince.

I love this one.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
but now actually. Didn’t know how to use the link thing. MAJUR NOOB PWNAGE.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
That’s why I kept responding to the original image. To keep it from cutting off.
Also… there are really people who are too young for Fresh Prince? Was your first exposure to Will Smith from the Pursuit of Happyness or something?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah,
I wasn’t old enough for it at the time but it’s a pretty sweet show. Kinda.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I still watch it
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
independence day! but yea i started liking reruns about 4 years
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 7, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
lololol
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
It's true
eye contact from Janeane Garofalo set me way far back
"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane
YES!!!!!!!!!
top 10!
I’d just like to thank everyone who made this possible.
/is notified he has 1/3 of Natto’s comment number
oh
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
SUCK IT, POSER
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
you and GrahamCrackaLicka
will outpost everybody else combined, probably in one string!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
I DO NOT LICK CRACKERS
Actually I do sometimes though
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
I thought me licking crackers was a joke in itself.
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions
The lick marks on my forearms prove indisputably that you do.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
You have salty forearms
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
how ’bout cracks? do you lick cracks? that is the real lingering question therein lying somewheres
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
quality, not quantity.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
<nominates self 4 the highest quality per post
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 7, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions
Natto is the Barry Bonds of this site. You are merely an Eddie Murray.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
bust you up to make my bread
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Do you have a special recliner, a double size locker, and a flat screen tv in the McC clubhouse ?
Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !
I’m assuming that this is an inside joke.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/
They used to organize them by player. You should just read through them all anyway.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Thank you, Dog.
I loveThe Dugout.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 9, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
BTW
more fanposts than stories. GIT OFF UR HANDZ, GRANT BRAZZZ
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I wonder if that number includes all of the FanPosts that Natto deleted.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
I am stunned that we didn’t break 1,000,000 comments. Stunned!
Also… the top 10 posters have 10 times as many posts as I do. Wow! Also, that’s a good thing, because their posts are easily 10 times better than mine.
Wait… jponry made more comments in 2009 than I’ve made in the last 3+ years? WTELF?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
It is pretty crazy
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I thought I posted here a lot….
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
you do
I recommend you stop trying to beat me in the prediction contest and focus all your efforts on commenting more over here
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
I STILL HAVE THE POSTSEASON DAMMIT!
And if that fails, then I’ll stop trying to beat you in that game for several months.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
its a deal
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
Fred Lewis and Nick Cave are her life.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
It's true.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I thought we had pretty even comment numbers back when the switch happened.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Well, if you’re around 49,000 total, then at the end of 2008 you had about 22,000. Since I have about 26,000 total and apparently made fewer than 10,000 comments this year, that probably puts me around 18,000 or so at the end of 2008. Which is much closer.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions
If they had lurking stats, I would be top 10, I’m sure. I don’t post/comment too much.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I think I win for having posted the most pictures of myself.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
Ask and you shall receive

I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
looks shopped.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
It’s scanned. But it’s real.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
LOOKIT THOSE GUNZ
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I miss being 20.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
Iono. Not my lamp.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
That picture was taken before I found out about this place.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
:(
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
Needs more failbeard.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh, now see that’s kinda tragic isn’t it.
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
No.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
/pets non-sexually
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
I can’t help but be aroused by that.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions
What’s with your shorts? They’re roughly as wide as your shoulders.
Oh wait, you’re a girl.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I do have a buxom set of hips.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 7, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
Don’t you? Don’t you?
Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.
Well...
…you had me, several years ago…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 7, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions
Natto.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
No, I think I’ve only had a couple. I’ve handed out my share of harsh warnings, although I think when we first went to the new site format, us mods had more fun warning each other left and right.
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
I prefer to warn you guys up and down.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
Just don’t warn us in and out
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Once I go in, I never come out.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
One thing I need to accomplish for 2010: create a database of McC name to Facebook name and Twitter name
I get confused on who is who all the time.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
It's because I'm hiding from you
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Sounds Good
I know one MCC who asked what commenter I was.
"When I get up in the mourning I piss excellence."-Ricky Bobby
Hi!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions
No im not.
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
I swear
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
Why would I even try to do that?
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Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
That would just be, like, dumb.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
Like really? Do you think I care that much?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
I mean, that would just be pathetic
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
Well. Ya it would be cool to be top 10, but it is what it is
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
Its a little late now anyway
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
Well, I guess I could be going for the top 10 in ’010
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
But Im not I swear, I never plan that far ahead
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
flagged
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 6, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
Alright. See you at 7:30 tomorow morning.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:31 PM PST up reply actions
Im finna go to class mang
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
Youre not actually coming to my school are you?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
No. But when you said you were excited to meet me you sounded serious and made me nervous for a second.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:56 PM PST up reply actions
oh… my bad bro… i’m not that creepy, so you dont gotta worry… the only time i’ll see anyone will probably be at a giants game with a huge shirt saying PiKA
Hahah no its cool. itd be sick to meet you if you can ever make a McCoven meetup or something, just coming to my school at 7:30 would be crossing the line.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions
Ya forsure
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
This is what it made me think of as well
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My real name is Grant Brisbee.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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My name is Chris Martinez
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Jan 6, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
I’m really SneakToBetterSeats.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 6, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
My real name is Kimothy Emil Batiste.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I'm Scipio Spinks!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 7, 2010 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
My name is Wapcaplet, Adrian Wapcaplet.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Lars is the one poopin.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
LOL OLD
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I am not the ResDog. My name is Ryan. I inherited the handle from the previous ResDog, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real ResDog either. His name was Cummerbund. The real ResDog has been retired 15 months and living like a king in Patagonia.
I dunno why
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
by ResDog on Jan 6, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
FTW
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How does our number of total comments for 2009 compare to other SBN blogs? Is there any way of easily checking this?
We beat the Expos blog.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
…miss those ’spos
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
We've gotta be in the top 5
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Grant,
Do you have these same stats for the previous couple of years? I am especially interested in the new member part. Also, within a couple of hours of posting it, during the offseason, you had over 1000 comments about your picks for the HOF. Crazy.
/auto-defenestrates
something something jhiat00 will swindle
Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story
FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 6, 2010 3:57 PM PST reply actions
Here comes the hookers and booze
then it’s all downhill from there
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Oh, what it was like to be young and naive.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Jan 6, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions
I believe Lasorda’s diet consists of all 3 baked in a lasagna
Lucky Giants shorts from Target > Jobu
by AXmrdrir on Jan 6, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Bacon Martinis
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
Uhh, Chief?

Is she floating SBNation’s or MCC’s boat specifically?
If I’m not overstepping my boundaries here – exactly how DO you sell the Chronicles?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 6, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions
2008 is as far back as it goes....
Stats For 2008
New Members
1156
Total Comments
307441
Total Stories
514
Total FanPosts
2062
Total FanShots
779
Most Active Commenters
User Count
Natto
17686
jponry
10979
wilriv21
10626
xanthan
9181
howtheyscored
8118
jcb9
6993
WalrusMan
6820
delorean
6614
FairweatherFan
6439
Most FanPosts
User Count
steve S
151
NeifiChicken
49
xanthan
49
delorean
45
WalrusMan
37
marcello
28
Goofus
28
Natto
27
Most FanShots
User Count
delorean
64
Natto
58
xanthan
48
Merope
19
Grant
18
Kitspool
17
WalrusMan
17
BigO
15
by Grant Brisbee on Jan 6, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
Wow
the comments doubled this year.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
He still lurks
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
I take pictures
by SoFa King Mike on Jan 6, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
His Flux Capacitor is busted
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
I take pictures
by SoFa King Mike on Jan 6, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
I miss delorean and Mayor of 311…
/auto-defenestrates
something something jhiat00 will swindle
Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story
FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 6, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
The Mayor has been MIA for a while. How about Pac Bell Boozer ? Where did he go ?
Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !
I think the Mayor went quiet last offseason, too. He probably has a four or five year old child to pay attention to when the Giants are being interesting.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
When the Giants are NOT being interesting. Damn stupid proofreading. Why don’t I do you???
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
He always takes the offseason off. Hates rosterbation. He’s too pure for us.
by Grant Brisbee on Jan 6, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
He wasn’t around nearly as much during the season, either. But he still pops in.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
WOOOOO! RECOGNITION!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions
Hey
There I am.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
I take pictures
by SoFa King Mike on Jan 6, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
Tied for 7th place in number of Fanposts during 2008!
/adds line to resume
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
Er…Fanshots.
/takes out bottle of Witeout
/explains to younger McCoven what Witeout is
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
I know what “Whiteout” is…explain “Fanshot”
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
50,000 Frankenfrancs
to the person (or invertebrate) who can name the party responsible for the invention of Wite – Out.
NO GOOGLING DAMMIT
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 6, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions
Mike Nesmith’s mother, or something like that.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Winnah!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 6, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
It was in fact Mrs. Nesmith
Paul and John’s moms – not as impressive.
Monkees > Beatles.
/ducks/
Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.
Mike Nesmith, video pioneer.
NOT interested in the damned Monkee reunions.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 7, 2010 8:30 AM PST up reply actions
I would suggest that your wCPY (weighted comments per year) is regressing, but your trajectory of QCAR (Quality Comments Above Replacement) is increasing.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
to be fair
only about 25 of those were actually about his picks for the HOF
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
ALL YOU STATZ PEPOLE ARE CRAZY YOU NEED TO READ THE POSTS WIHT YOU’RE EYEZ TO C WAT THE VALUE OF TEH POST IS I DON’T NEED STATS TO SEE WHO IS VALUABLE AND A GOOD POSTER STEVE SHELBY IS TEH MAN AND BRUTALSENTIMENT IS ALSO AND BOTH HAS VETERIN SAAVY AND ARE VALUABLE MEMBERS OF MCCOVEYCHRONICLES AND PROVIDE INCALCULABLE LEADERSHIP WICH WE LACK AN YOU CAN SEE IT IN THERE POSTS WITH YOUR OWN EYES I’VE BEEN READING MESSAGE BOREDS ALL MY LIFE AN I KNOW GOOD POSTS WHEN I SEE THEM. WITH MY EYES.
Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.
I like the concept behind this joke
but I’m not sure you needed to go all-caps drive the point home >.<
He’s just going for the gold.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
YES HE DID
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh good, we have a statistical measure of just how many times I’ve hit “Post” and said something stupid.
I was wondering.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
+1
(i mean you just added one to that count)
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Oh boy...more of those crazy


"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 6, 2010 4:14 PM PST reply actions
Yeah, this one's over my head
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Listzs.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 7, 2010 8:30 AM PST up reply actions
/golf clap
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 7, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
Question about these stats...
What the hell are “Fanshots”?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
They’re what Giants fans have to drink after every game.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
And as Giants fans, we know by after you mean before, during, and after.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Wow, you really don’t have that many replies. Odd, because I differentiate you from a lot of the people who have higher stats that you.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Probably because I'm such an A-hole, mirite?
I have a much lower number than I thought. I’m almost sad about that. Almost. (No, I am sad about that.)
FWIW, Thanks!
Seeing the numbers Grant provided is impressive. Thanks to all you MCC regulars who’ve kept me laughing, thinking & sobbing during my lurking this off-season. Cheers!
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
That's a whole lot of people with a whloe lotta time on their hands!
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
Nooooooooooo
I joined in 2010, I’ve gotta wait an entire year to be told that I’m a new member.
Crap.
THE BRAZZ DIDN"T CONSIDER ME A ROOK :(
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Jan 6, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
Amusing? I’m being serious over here.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I nominate you
for “bullshitiest fantasy baseball win ever”
/still hasn’t forgotten. Will never forget.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I lost in the first round playoffs because of that same arbitrary tiebreaking bullshit in my league! Seriously, I won both more regular season matchups against this team, had the better regular season record, and tied them in the first round of the playoffs… and LOST? WTH?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 7, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions
THANK YOU
I was the 1927 yankees of that league. I think I only lost 3 weeks outright, and tied like 5. I destroyed everyone, and beat resdog TWICE in the regular season. I still don’t understand how I lost a tiebreaker. Fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS I TELL YOU
BTW res, we doin a league again this year? I’m in if so
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Eh
I felt like I was stretched pretty thin for fantasy leagues (that was my third). When I’m commish I like to try to keep all the owners active & felt I failed the MCC league. I’m sure once March rolls around I’ll feel different about it.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Sounds good
I can maybe set one up if you’re in too many again, I’m only in one other one and could probably give it my full attention. Maybe.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Im in if you do one
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 7, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
hahahaha
dont worry u were declining at the end of the season, i woulda taken u. i was a lil let down drama-wise
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 7, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
If I Joined in 09 but have under 700 comments
Am I still a rookie?
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Did you join before the end of the 09 season? I think it ought to be from October through September.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Denied!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 8, 2010 8:47 AM PST up reply actions
I'm #5! I'm #5! I'm #5!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
u r 5
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
You won the category for “Most Kim Batiste Related Posts”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
A category of one!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I will have you know that nearly 44% of the Kim Batiste references on this site aren’t made by me!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Ah, but how much of those 44% are other people talking about you talking about Kim Batiste?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
SHUT UP
My first mention of him was September 1, 2007. Before that, he had been mentioned in comments 11 times, and once by Grant on the main page!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I just looked at my stats
I only have a little over 3000 total. You guys have over 30,000 in a year? Holy shit.
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
I thought 8k since i started in june was a lot.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
it is
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
and yet i recognize u. im at 1000 total. got some work to do (on posting)
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 7, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
Also
I never would’ve guessed I lead the McCoven in Fanposts this year. I didn’t realize I had so many!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
some stats for the MVP
86 Posts per day.
3.5 Posts per hour.
This year, Natto posted roughly once every 17 minutes, on average.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
A lot of that is Gameday Threads. I don’t really post as much during the offseason.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Re: GDTs – Which is why I am anywhere near the top, I think.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jan 6, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
+1
I never read fanposts/shots. Well, VERY rarely. Mostly main page stuff and a crap ton of swearing and LOLs in GDTs
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Thanks to roger
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Deuces are the only reason I’m even in 5 digits total.
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You post a lot when you poop?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 7, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
Hot Stove League on KNBR with Dave Flemming on now (7-8 PM Wednesday)
I guess the Giants really hate Damon Bruce that they want KNBR to have a taped Hot Stove League show with Dave Flemming over a live show with Damon Bruce.
"meh"
that's horribles!
Dave doesn’t know anything about Big 10 basketball or where to get potato skins in Bloomington IN!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Jan 7, 2010 6:26 AM PST up reply actions
/phlegm
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
it’s probably because other shows were using their own broadcasters… so yea it makes sense… I don’t always agree with Flemm to be honest… can get a little too homerish
anything over damon bruce, though, is a blessing
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
yer in the bruce camp? I thought that was empty grounds
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions
and you lost
"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane
I have never listened to Damon Bruce…but, he just agreed with a caller that Eric Byrnes would be better than any other Giants OF. Maybe there is a different Damon Bruce that I don’t know about, or is this the same one that you defend here?
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 6, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions
Same one… he obviously says stuff to stir up a crowd and get callers, DUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! but he does say some things that make sense, and has some sarcasm
I didn’t sense any ’chasm or anything like that (though I could be wrong). He just sounded like a guy that had no clue and made it up as he went along.
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 6, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions
well, i mean, some people have different senses of humor… who knows, i didn’t listen to it… He probably did do that, make it up as he went along, he does that a few times, i just laugh
Yeah, people have different senses of humor
some are “good”, and some are damon bruce’s
/hasn’t even heard damon bruce, is just trying to piss you off
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you don't need to hear
you’re right
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Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Jan 7, 2010 6:25 AM PST up reply actions
skinny panda
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
apparently flem talked to DeRosa, too. (wonder if his wife came up in the conversation)
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
baggerly up next
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions
i thought that he was revered here
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
GIS for skinny panda:

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
geez, you did wake up on the wrong side….of California!
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
i thought you went back yesterday?
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
what about those wild card games?
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions
good ol’ mister.
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
had you to come back to is why he’s happy, no?
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
I think it was 10 days.
He went to the game Sunday [the one 2 sundays ago – that they won] aside from that he didn’t really do too much except hang out with the family.
Nice, see, Cincy is not a nice city, but the suburbs aren’t that bad, it’s very old and very quaint almost… It’s a city that’s up and coming
I will be in Cincinnati in February for a week. The one time a year I see snow.
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 6, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
V-Twin Expo. We are a vendor. Then to Indy for a week for the metric bike expo. It is a yearly deal leading into the spring riding season.
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 6, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
I have been the past 3 years. My company has been going to Indy for at least 20 years. The Cincy one is strictly V-twin (Harley Davidson) and began about 10 years ago when it was segregated.
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 6, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions
11 degrees
enough to make one look forward to tule fog!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Jan 7, 2010 6:27 AM PST up reply actions
nothing earth shattering, but he made a good point in noting how the Rockies have developed and stuck by a number of their young players even if they fail for awhile
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
The Giants definitely do not want Damon Bruce doing Giants stuff. He is doing his own show after Hot Stove League.
"meh"
In defense on the move Bruce as been at KNBR how many years now? And he still can’t be bothered to learn the team’s history or chain his love of the 70’s era Cubs. That is more than a bit insulting. So rather than run him out on a rail they just relocated him to a different corner of the sand box. Sounds like a pretty fair and just arrangement to me.
/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.
isn't he the one
that the players started shunning last year or the year before?
Being a house organ is one thing, but if the players don’t talk to the guy doing the postgame you might as well get Gary Radish in there to do his schtick and hang up on people.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Jan 7, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions
I take it you just don’t listen to KNBR in general… only for giants games or when Dave Flemming is doing the show
I've listened to them a lot
enough to be disinterested in Damon’s glop. I don’t listen to him unless I’m stuck (painting and unable to change the station, etc.).
There was discussion here that he had offended someone’s wife over something, and that therefore the players wouldn’t talk to him any more. I’ve not heard players on his show, but maybe something happened. Have you heard him actually talking to players?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Jan 7, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions
Not really, don’t care much… But hey, apparently he did offend someone’s wife, stupid… but whatever, i don’t mind him, gotta agree with someone that stirs the pot and gets people to call in, it works
Why?
I don’t have to agree with someone that makes up dumb arguments or statements to get fools to call in to argue with him.
Anyway, that’s not what he’s doing. He has more dumb ideas than others there with dumb ideas.
And if the guy hosting the postgame show can’t talk to the players, I’m not sure how he’s going to know anything more about the team than the posters here, almost none of whom talk to players either. I guarantee he doesn’t get information from Krukow or Kuiper.
I don’t like Micyhaeweal Organ much either, but at least he knows Zito and some of these other characters; it might make him biased to talk about them positively, but at least he knows something. Hopefully he’ll move on from dumb statements to something offensive that will get him fired.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Jan 8, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
Anyone know the knbr link to listen to those interviews online now?
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
nothing earth shattering, but he made a good point in noting how the Rockies have developed and stuck by a number of their young players even if they fail for awhile
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/reply fail
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
Hence what the giants should be doing with Buster, Neal, and a number of different prospects, like Pill
Pill isn’t really a prospect.
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Ishikawa’s 2009 season is pretty much Pill’s ceiling.
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Ishikawa was only a rookie in your opinion? There were other people who thought he was not a rookie?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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A player is a rookie unless, during a previous season or seasons, he has:
—more than 130 at-bats or 50 innings pitched in the Major Leagues, or
—more than 45 days on a Major League active roster during the 25-man limit period (April-August), excluding time on the disabled list.
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
‘06 & ’08 = 129 PA, so it’s down to the next one
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
and I’m coming up with 29 on the second req…
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
I meant to say… His first season at 1st base, like full season.. but that was kinda torn since he Garko came in and Pablo switched over
take the win, dude; it appears you are right
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
I’m all for Ishi getting a fair shake, too
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
how about catcher?
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
To start? sure… i mean, he’s not bad at catcher, wasn’t catcher his natural position? then have Uribe at 3rd? that would be worst case if they didn’t get a catcher
that’s what I’m saying—the big surprise was that he could play 3rd or 1st, aside from catching.
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
Aw, man...
The Dodgers have requested medical records on left-hander Noah Lowry, according to agent Damon Lapa. The 29-year-old missed 2008 and 2009 with arm and rib troubles, but is finally ready to contribute again.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I dunno… Noah seemed pretty unhappy with the way the Giants handled his injury (and quite possibly, rightly so). What better way to get back at a team that you perceive has screwed you over?
Well, Colletti does remember what he did in 2005. Still, I hate seeing our dudes in blue.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
/sinking feeling
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
i do, all too painfully so
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
NOAH DONT DO IT ITS A TRAP
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions
In other news
Dodgers disappointed in medical records on left-hander Noah Lowry
"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane
I know the odds are against it but I do want him to pitch again. Just not for the Dodgers. :(
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I heard the Reds had some interest
The Marlins did to IIRC
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
that's because they came from Giatns medical wizards
with the crayons and the paper dolls!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Jan 7, 2010 6:29 AM PST up reply actions
excerpt
“Attending physician noted strange buzzing sound emanating from patient during procedures.”

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Jan 7, 2010 6:40 AM PST up reply actions
THORACIC OUTLET SYNDROME!
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 7, 2010 7:31 AM PST up reply actions
“Ha…ha…ha.”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 7, 2010 8:35 AM PST up reply actions
Paging Dr. Cornball, stat!
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Body Bias!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 7, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Should there be a gameday thread for the MLB Network replay of Sanchez’ no-hitter on Sunday night? This would be better than the game 6 thread.
"meh"
Depends…when’s the stoopit NFL playoff game on? And if there’s a conflict how many people will be watching that instead?
Looks like the Sunday games are almost normal NFL times: 10am and a 1:40 pm start -allowing for an overtime in the first game I guess.
Wow
The Cardinals will be paying Matt Holliday until 2029
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Thats ridiculous.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
You meant REDONKULOUS
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Yeah as much as I wanted Holliday
I don’t want him for that price.
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Ugh
well at least Zito is better than Vernon Wells & Alfonso Soriano. Maybe Holliday will have a steep drop off like that
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Yeah he struggled there
and the A’s still got 3 very good prospects for him
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
And then he lit the NL on fire
LOL AAAA
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holy shit
now THAT’s what I call a retirement package.
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So after 8 wins in a row the Sharks are going to go into post-season mode.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 6, 2010 8:40 PM PST reply actions
Pretty good one… the thing i like about hockey is that they respect eachother when they fight, it’s not really a sucker punch thing… they really kinda respect eachother, just like how you saw in that one at the end
Very true
Now if they could only stop taking stupid penalties
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 6, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions
Top 10! Not bad for a talentless beaner hack.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 6, 2010 8:43 PM PST reply actions
you didn't get paid for any of these posts
therefore they don’t count.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Jan 7, 2010 8:58 AM PST up reply actions
The ones I get paid for don’t count either.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 7, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
hey, no need to call yerself talentless
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 7, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
That’s right. You did.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 7, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
hey, no need to call yerself a beaner.
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 7, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
I am a Spic, however.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 7, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, I’m down with the brown. Mrs. nvsfg is third generation Mexican-American (to be polically correct) from the Bay Area.
Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !
Mrs. SHN os Irish-Cuban american. Although I wouldn’t call her brown.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Jan 7, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions
hey, no need to call yerself a hack.
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 7, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
and for the record, I never called you any of that stuff, nor would I.
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 7, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
dig up
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 7, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions
My lack of participation in 2009
i had a big move and career change last year and posted way less than i normally do, but hope that changes this year. BUT i did get an average of 126 comments and 2.2 rec’s per each of my fanposts last year, so at least i’m saying something relevant. also how do you look up how many posts you have in a calendar year?
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Off-topic, but I found this tidbit from BP amusing...

’shopped to get all the important bits into a small image, but the text is unmodified.
another heartbreaking bay area sporting event
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions
LMAO CAL!!!
Jerime Anderson with the game-winning “pass” to Michael Roll for the game winning jumper!
Go Bruins!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
That was quite possibly the worst set up pass for game winning shot I have ever seen!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
with Randle looking on
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
what happened to the other R?
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by greatgiantfan on Jan 6, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
The San Jose State ladies’ basketball team knocked off #22 Cal a few weeks ago. LULZ were had.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 6, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve learned never to expect anything from Cal basketball.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
Nah. Expecting a national championship from a Cal program that was 1-10 in 2001 under Tom Holmoe or expecting a Rose Bowl out of any non-USC Pac-10 team this decade are both pretty unreasonable. They’ve only really disappointed two or three times since Tedford has been here. And only once badly.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
Yea… here’s my stance on college football, as much as i rag on the Pac 10, all i really care about is a good game… In any football game i don’t give two shits about, i just care for a good game, and some of the games this year in the conference were OK, just watching Toby was fun, watching Best was fun… Masoli was fun to watch also… But say like in the playoffs this weekend, i’ll watch, and just want to see a good game
El nuevo slugger criollo recibió una llamada de Bobby Evans, quien es el vicepresidente de Operaciones de los Gigantes, en la que se le solicitó detener su accionar en el beisbol rentado debido al percance sufrido el lunes, cuando se lastimó el músculo oblicuo.
Panda is done with winter ball. He hurt his oblique muscle on Monday so Bobby Evans called and said that was it for him.
He managed to hit a game-tying HR last night in his final game, though.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Playoffs time, I think. The Caribbean Series will be in Venezuela next month.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Look up what that means in brittain
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yeah
“fit” and “trim”
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
nice
good to know it’s durable. Pretty sure I drop stuff like that like 5 times a week minimum
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Im kinda considering getting an I-touch
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
If you don't want a phone
go for it. They’re pretty sweet. I recommend going to apple’s online store, scrolling down, and going to “refurbished ipod”. They’re basically brand new but WAYYY cheaper. That’s where I got my macbook
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You know anyone with one?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
You like it?
You can download all the apps and get online right?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
Yea, it’s hella fun, can’t hold as many songs as you could on an ipod.. but as bondslegend would agree, it’s still hella fun… Also yea you can download a ton of apps, not as many as the iphone since it uses the 3G and stuff like that, but any game you want and stuff like that
That sounds pretty sick
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
My roomie has one
it’s pretty awesome, especially if you have a mac computer too. It still works with a PC, but there are apps you can get that work with your mac that are just amazing.
No 3G, but if you’re anywhere that has wifi it’s basically exactly the same as an iphone. It’s really cool, I just prefer the older ipod i have since it’s bigger and works better for how I use it. The itouches are awesome, though.
I’d suggest waiting until after apple’s announcement later this month before you buy one.
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You think they are unveiling a new one or something?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
It's possible
you never know with them. It’s only 3 weeks away. That may seem like an eternity, but if they improve the ipod 3 weeks after you buy one that would kinda suck.
Also, after they release the new ones the old ones are way cheaper.
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Alright I can wait. Thanks for that. I really think I might get one. I have over $200 in cash and a check for $140, and really nothing im saving up for.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
might as well wait then, see, that’s what i did with all that saved up cash, spent it on the Droid… but got to pay that 30 bucks a month for the data service plan
Ya thats why im staying away from the I-phone. I only wanna pay once.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions
Well, I have parents.That wouldnt be a big deal.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
Why?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions
Well I mean what is even bad about an I-Phone?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 11:01 PM PST up reply actions
They may seen the story about the kid who had heavy usage and his father had like a $22,000 bill.
"meh"
Well i could pretty much do thta with the phone I have right now too
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 7, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
yea dude, it’s a great idea… i loveeee the itouch, it’s just something more than listening to music on and you can have so much fun on it… pretty much the iphone minus the phone and 3g
Alright cool.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
Oh damn heres one for $150. That would save me $40. What condition was your mac in?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
Brand new
except it came in a plain box instead of a fancy one. The refurb stuff is gone over by apple and certified. You can’t even tell it’s not new, other than the different box.
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That sounds good. This could save me $40. Thanks a bunch for showing me this and telling me about the announcement
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
no problem
For sure the announcement is going to be a tablet, but apple sometimes has announcements where before they announce the new huge thing they update their current products.
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Other OT:
I got my iPhone yesterday. I am in love.
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*high five*
welcome to the wonderful world that is apple.
On a related note, I’m currently counting down the minutes until you hate ATT with every fiber of your being.
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Hooray!
I still remembered in early 2007 when Jobs announced the iPhone and I was drooling like a baby, can’t believe it’s been 3 years already! I wanted one badly when they first launched but I’m glad I waited until the fall of 07 when the first price drop happened.
When July rolls around, I will be able to sell my current iPhone 3G and I’m sure Apple will have another revised iPhone 3GS Special Edition Limited waiting for me to throw money at….
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Jan 7, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
I had the biggest case of buyer’s remorse after buying mine in 2007. Not that I hate my iphone, but that was a lot of money to drop on one item
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by Useful_Idiot on Jan 7, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
You bought one at 600 bucks?
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500. I got the 4 gig
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-Roy Keane
LOL
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Well I bought two yesterday, one for me and one for the wife. Dropped $500 bucks total. Did feel bad for a while after that.
I just dont like spending large amounts of money on anything. Even if I have the money to spend it on. Makes me feel sick.
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It's something you're both going to use every single day for 2 years
and it could possibly save your life one day. And will make you enjoy using it every time you use it.
Some things are worth paying for. I paid 150 bucks for the shaver I have, and when I use it every day, I’m reminded that every penny was worth it.
JUST SAYING
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Recommendations must be made in writing and submitted to the suggestion box.
/points at paper shredder.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 7, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
Oh I love it, I just felt bad when i got it to see 500 dollars flush off my debit card.
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IS A COMMIE NOT A CAPATLIST
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Still as fat and cuddly as ever.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
Getting back on topic
I was certain bondslegend posted more than I did but then I remember a few games when he wasn’t around.
"meh"
MAKES IT THAT MUCH MORE IMPRESSIVE, BITCHES
yeah there were a couple large swaths of games where I was either working or out of town for other reasons. And sometimes I had to leave in the middle of games.
But when I’m there for the whole game, I post a stupidly large amount.
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I think my total would look pretty good if we eliminated the GDT, since I’m usually asleep when the games are on.
Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.
Yeah, I’m not much of a GDT guy either. I’m at a lot of games or watching them with the family
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I always find it hard to sit still watching a game at home. I have to be doing something constantly.
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by say hey nation on Jan 7, 2010 7:06 AM PST up reply actions
mlb.tv ftw
I just carry my laptop around the house during games
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I’m poopin’!
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hell yeah
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Also (sometimes) cookin
but not at the same time. That would be difficult
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Also unsanitary.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 7, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
I’m like that with normal television, but not Giants games. If I’m sitting there flipping the channel I’ll just doze off.
LOL OLD
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My wife dislikes the Giants and always goes to the other room and ignores me when I watch a game. So I spend it with another family.
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Do they know?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 7, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
Are those comment counts just from this year? or total?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:38 PM PST reply actions
yup
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damn. I thought my 5k was impressive. I came 2 or 3 months into the season though.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
Yea, i think you and i came about the same time?
TWSS
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TWSS!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:45 PM PST up reply actions
I just want to say...
…that these stats totally discount my intangibles
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The other McCoven just wanted it more than you did. You lack heart
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by Useful_Idiot on Jan 7, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
Not a Gameday Gamer
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Don't worry though
You’re still in this thing
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-Roy Keane
Tomorrow's forcast here
Bitterly cold. Mostly cloudy with scattered snow flurries and snow showers. Dangerous wind chills as low as -35F. High near -5F. Winds NNW at 15 to 25 mph.
fuck
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Thursday
Partly cloudy. Patchy dense fog in the morning. Highs in the mid 50s to lower 60s. Light winds…becoming northwest 5 to 10 mph in the afternoon.
Thats cold for us.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe cold for you Graham, but it aint for me, especially after spending time in Detroit for family a few times a year growing up
Im a warm weather kinda guy
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 6, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions
you suck
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What town you live in? cuz that is just NASTY, wow, lowest i’ve ever experienced was -12, that was pretty bad
Fargo
it’s been colder than -12 probably 5 days already this winter. This is lame.
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I’m officially over winter. Fuck this noise, where’s the goddamn sun?
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SOMA, SF, CA… It’s like 50 degrees and clear here.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
You’re in the bay still? Nice. Have a good round. I play disc golf, the course in Moraga is pretty fun.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
GOOD FOR YOU.
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And me… but I’m stuck in a sunless, flourescently lit room, so it doesn’t do me much good.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 7, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
Not much post-count padding going on in this thread.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I don’t think
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I know what
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you’re talking about.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 6, 2010 11:32 PM PST up reply actions
I’m stunned, amazed and amused by the fact that in nearly every single thread I see PiKAgiant running up a 50-60 post count, usually with a running back – and – forth convo
that ends up over
here on the main page
and extends downward
for hundreds of miles.
I know he’s not padding
intentionally…but imagine
if he tried? He’s be the
Paddington Bear of padding.
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Who's the Paddington Bear?
I THOUGHT HE WAS A FOOTBALL PLAYER
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Paddington Bear >>>>>>>>>> Pooh
go rowand
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I am charging him for the replacement of my Z key.
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wait
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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what?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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Lester Fester coulda been a bester. Read out the blind and come on in from behind.
by CrispinGloversBalls on Jan 7, 2010 9:53 AM PST reply actions
OT: This is wayyyyyyy off topic, but if anyone watched the ESPN sports science on Mark Ingram, it’s pretty sick
watch the episode where they cannon a tennis ball at this guys crotch. best television ive ever seen.
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 7, 2010 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
Didnt feel nothing is FresYES.
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pfft. call me back when its over 6.0. Californians care about nothing less.
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Exactly…. it doesnt bother me… Ohioans… they can’t wait for an earthquake, they’re like “OMFG AN EARTHQUAKE!! NO WAY!!!! WAS IT SCARY!!!!?!?!?”
I knew it
My office was shaking a little bit here in the East Bay earlier.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Jan 7, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
I felt it, but just barely in downtown SF. I wasn’t even sure if it was an earthquake.
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I was scared for a moment there
That Bengie Molina’s plane has touched down at SF International Airport, causing the ground to shake, because he’s back to sign a 2 year deal with the Giants.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Jan 7, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
LOL
2nd in fanshots. I guess I did post a lot of them. I don’t even think I have a fanpost yet.
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Grumble
Filthy blue asshole.
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Whaaaaaaaaaa?
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Sometimes she looks like the hottest girl on earth (other than Mrs. Goofus)…other times, not so much.
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Nice Save BTW
Sometimes she looks like the hottest girl on earth (other than Mrs. Goofus)…
Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !
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1 back order
2 best offer
3 body odor
4 box office
5 branch office
6 buyer’s option
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Jan 7, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS... GIANTS ACQUIRE PADRES GONZALEZ (its true)
(note, Yomiuri and Edgar)
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/01/as-agree-to-sign-jack-cust.html
See you in interleague play, Cust!
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I think we’ve all seriously underestimated the humor value in watching Cust run circles underneath routine flies. If he could somehow find his way into right field, I’d probably die laughing. A boon for all concerned.
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We’ll still get to do that during interleague play.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
dont mix ducks and jporn, sounds like a good idea, isnt
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 7, 2010 11:19 PM PST up reply actions
Damnit you broke my Breaking news trend.
but thank god no Cust for us
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
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I was skimming down the page and your post was interpreted by my stupid brain as “Cust signed by God.”
/exhales
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