Tim Lincecum, Fashion Icon

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about 2 years ago shanghaijim 42 comments 1 recs |

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“‘Twilight’-like pallor?”

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Jan 29, 2010 10:29 PM PST reply actions

I think that’s what 15 year-old girls call “white people”

by snafu on Jan 29, 2010 11:31 PM PST up reply actions

Tim Lincecum is so hot this year.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2010 10:37 PM PST reply actions

Story incomplete without pictures… that’s what photoshop is for right? Concoct him up some trendy duds and show them off…

by Merope on Jan 29, 2010 10:49 PM PST reply actions

pixels

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 29, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions

Photoshop is not needed

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jan 30, 2010 1:46 AM PST up reply actions

What is this from?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Jan 30, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions

It is American Idol spring training edition…somewhere there’s a Barry Bonds as …wuzzername? Paula Abdul?

by Merope on Jan 30, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jan 30, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions

RUTH CROSS DRESSED ON HOT DOGS AND BEER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jan 30, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions

Of course there is a drink in his hand. PARTY ANIMAL

by cubesonice on Jan 30, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions

AND a joint

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Jan 30, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions

Oh my.

In the 2nd picture it looks like he just took a hit. And his drink kinda looks like a bong

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Jan 31, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions

oh. my. god.

As are the Giants. Team spokeswoman Shana Daum says, “We love how Tim dresses and looks as long as he’s our pitcher and keeps on winning.” In fact, the team is so enthralled that it’s planning to sell a Tim Lincecum hairpiece to be worn under a ball cap so that all fans can sport a set of Lincecum locks.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 29, 2010 11:17 PM PST reply actions

Looks like a copy of the Manny wig in LA.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 29, 2010 11:23 PM PST up reply actions

Ours will be straight and beautiful instead of nappy and disgusting though!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 29, 2010 11:29 PM PST up reply actions

annnd TWSS

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 29, 2010 11:31 PM PST up reply actions

As if that was original to begin with.

by Natto on Jan 30, 2010 12:26 AM PST up reply actions

IS SHE SAYING THERE"S A CHANCE HE WON"T BE OUR PITCHER OR HE WONT" KEEP WINNING?!?!!! /panic

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2010 11:47 PM PST up reply actions

Or that they won’t like how he looks once he stops winning. So shallow!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 29, 2010 11:51 PM PST up reply actions

He's SO hot right now

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jan 29, 2010 11:29 PM PST reply actions 2 recs

“But the outcry persists, with comments like: ‘Cut his hair,’ ‘Dress like a man’ and ‘Make him over.’”

A guy in San Francisco has long hair. This is a topic of discussion in the year 2010.

by Seasick fish on Jan 29, 2010 11:56 PM PST reply actions

This'll be Tim in no time...

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Jan 30, 2010 1:41 AM PST reply actions

Not bad. He’s always kinda reminded me of iggy a bit too.

Your bench player is our #5 hitter!!!

by Mr. Angry on Jan 30, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions

fake tales of san francisco echo thru the room

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 30, 2010 11:19 PM PST up reply actions

i had a friend who managed to get a hug from Iggy when he was here for the Big Day Out 06 and she said it was like hugging jello because his body had gotten so messed up over the years.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jan 31, 2010 2:58 AM PST up reply actions

Iggy finally gets into the Rock and Roll HOF this year after alot of the groups that copied him already have.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 31, 2010 6:20 AM PST via mobile up reply actions

The Chairman Of The Bored sells out.

This is both funny and sad. Mostly funny.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 31, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions

And his fanbase answers…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 31, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions

Iggy & John Fogerty got bills to pay too!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Feb 1, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions

geeez dude, eat a sammich

by Merope on Jan 31, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions

OT: One of the paragraphs was titled "Public Image Ltd" -They're back together!!

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Jan 30, 2010 6:42 AM PST reply actions

...this is what you get.

“Right now, it’s pretty long and doesn’t have much shape. I’d take it up, add a little texture and give it some shape. If it were totally up to me, I’d go short on the back and sides but leave it longer on top for a more tousled look.”

I’d “totally” STFU.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2010 8:22 AM PST up reply actions

If it were up to me, I’d give him a full on, 10-90 Kentucky waterfall mullet.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING THE WHOLE TIME!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jan 30, 2010 8:56 AM PST reply actions

SO YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SAYING THE WHOLE TIME

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jan 30, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions

I wanna see pictures of him and Arod makin big league country rubes look like bug league country rubes

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jan 30, 2010 12:58 PM PST reply actions

I think he should keep it the same length but then get a perm.

by Into the Void on Jan 30, 2010 1:00 PM PST reply actions

I think he should start dressing like Johnny Weir.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jan 30, 2010 1:14 PM PST reply actions