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I want to start making McCovey Chronicles shirts again.

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How should I do that, and what should they say?

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/sits back, waits for thread to explode into an Eric Byrnes flamewar.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 20, 2010 9:29 PM PST reply actions  

This sounds like a good catchphrase.

“Sit back and watch the flamewar.”

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 20, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t forget the popcorn

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jan 21, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

/makes eric byrnes fanpost

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 20, 2010 10:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I'd buy that

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 20, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

nobody would get it except people on the McC

by PiKAgiant on Jan 21, 2010 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

exactly

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 21, 2010 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

i thought that was the point!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 21, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Or other SB Nation blogs.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Jan 21, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even get that joke, and I’ve been here forever.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Jan 21, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This might be the best so far.

/auto-defenestrates

something something jhiat00 will swindle

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 21, 2010 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 24, 2010 1:47 AM PST up reply actions  

WIN NOW

An American Experience

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 20, 2010 9:31 PM PST reply actions  

BTW I got my silk screen press blueprint here

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 20, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I am currently learning screen printing. I am terrible!!

PS WE HAVE A NEW ORANGE JERSEY WE KNOW YOU’RE GONNA LOVE! BUY TEN!

by satyricrash on Jan 20, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I just figured out how to create CMYK prints

(actually I found out online)

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 20, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t get past the mixing chemicals and coating the screens and dark rooms and whatever, what am I, a mad scientist?

PS WE HAVE A NEW ORANGE JERSEY WE KNOW YOU’RE GONNA LOVE! BUY TEN!

by satyricrash on Jan 20, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Just buy the pre-emulsified screens and use a bathroom where you don’t have to worry about anyone having to use for an hour.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 20, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m doing that next, because for eight bucks extra it seems damn well worth it.

PS WE HAVE A NEW ORANGE JERSEY WE KNOW YOU’RE GONNA LOVE! BUY TEN!

by satyricrash on Jan 20, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Fire Brian Sabean Now!

Too easy?

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 20, 2010 9:32 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Jan 21, 2010 6:01 AM PST up reply actions  

pretty much this

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jan 20, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

I could also go for an alternate with any one of the WIN NOW! images.

Perhaps that could be the prize for the image of the year. You get immortalized on the backs of nerds.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Jan 20, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Those images are too poor in quality to go on a shirt.

PS WE HAVE A NEW ORANGE JERSEY WE KNOW YOU’RE GONNA LOVE! BUY TEN!

by satyricrash on Jan 20, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

good point

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Jan 20, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey man, don’t sell yourself short. That is quality work.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jan 20, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

/hands back award

PS WE HAVE A NEW ORANGE JERSEY WE KNOW YOU’RE GONNA LOVE! BUY TEN!

by satyricrash on Jan 20, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

this

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 20, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." - Willie Mays
Tommy Lasorda is the Antichrist

by tommylasordaistheantichrist on Jan 21, 2010 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Whatever they say, I want 2 please!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jan 20, 2010 9:38 PM PST reply actions  

They should have a picture of a llama floating in a hot air balloon.

seriously, though something with the “In Play: Out(s)” would be nice.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jan 20, 2010 9:40 PM PST reply actions  

Like my signature

Lunatic Fringe!

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 9:41 PM PST reply actions  

I know you’re out there

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jan 21, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Here.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2010 9:41 PM PST reply actions  

HA!

I’d like to see Molina fit into that.

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That looks a little busty to me...

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well we could put something on the back. I was thinking “and baseball too.”, but whatever.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm thinking more like: "BORK, PIES, BOCOCK" would be more appropriate

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Jan 21, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Do we want to spell lunatic correctly?

by joethejet on Jan 21, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Every time I see “Metal Mulisha” I cringe.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 21, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would anybody want Rush Limbaugh’s name on the t-shirt.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 20, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is Rush?

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jan 20, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

...wait for it...

On so many fronts, if I had to explain…

…or, for that matter, if i even tried to explain – you know, me being me an’ all – you wouldn’t understand.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 21, 2010 1:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Rush sucks.

PS WE HAVE A NEW ORANGE JERSEY WE KNOW YOU’RE GONNA LOVE! BUY TEN!

by satyricrash on Jan 20, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I just put the first 3 things that come to mind. We could replace it with Journey

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT’S NOT SWEETENING THE DEAL

PS WE HAVE A NEW ORANGE JERSEY WE KNOW YOU’RE GONNA LOVE! BUY TEN!

by satyricrash on Jan 20, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, whatever. Llamas.Bocock.Outer Space Nazi Zombies.

Whatever you want

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, PIES.

PS WE HAVE A NEW ORANGE JERSEY WE KNOW YOU’RE GONNA LOVE! BUY TEN!

by satyricrash on Jan 20, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

flan?

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 21, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Non Traditional Caramel/Espresso Flan


like cheesecake, resembles pie and is therefore acceptable.

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jan 21, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

On a Tshirt, the writing should never be at navel level

seriously, you don’t want people’s attention drawn there

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

Goals on Film, coming to San Francisco in 2010

by bobnothing on Jan 20, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I would endorse anything with the “Swedish, motherfucker” pic from one of the benji threads

or pretty much anything else you end up coming up with

by atxgiantsfan on Jan 20, 2010 9:41 PM PST reply actions  

and I agree with G among A

I’ll definitely be purchasing

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 9:42 PM PST reply actions  

49er16

Winner!

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

/Sabean responds by signing some random 33-year old from Slovakia

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

\swinging HBP sliders

I speak fluent English and Arabic and have a working knowledge of Spanish. Yet a certain GrahamCrakalaka cannot distinguish me from Mike Fox. Man...

by Ramah71 on Jan 20, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd also

Not sure how funny this is, but it is likely the most accurate.

Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo. Looking forward to adopting Justin Smoak.

by Lyle on Jan 21, 2010 6:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I love this

Plus, it makes you think about why he’d get a fourth pitch if he already swung at (and presumably missed) the first three.

by The Double Deuce on Jan 21, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

He fouled one off

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 21, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

now, with optimism!

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Jan 21, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe the umpire felt pity for him.

/didn’t realize I had given him 4 strikes until after I posted it.

by goGSW24 on Jan 21, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone else struck out, so Rowand got to back again. Duh.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 21, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Just have it all designy and shit.

PS WE HAVE A NEW ORANGE JERSEY WE KNOW YOU’RE GONNA LOVE! BUY TEN!

by satyricrash on Jan 20, 2010 9:45 PM PST reply actions  

Or just get me to do a Pop Art Sabean or something.

PS WE HAVE A NEW ORANGE JERSEY WE KNOW YOU’RE GONNA LOVE! BUY TEN!

by satyricrash on Jan 20, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

OWNED

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Jan 21, 2010 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

MCC Motto: Sigh

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 20, 2010 9:45 PM PST reply actions  

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2010 9:46 PM PST reply actions  

Winner!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 20, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Silly man

You can’t use a cleat for a cup!

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a man?

I speak fluent English and Arabic and have a working knowledge of Spanish. Yet a certain GrahamCrakalaka cannot distinguish me from Mike Fox. Man...

by Ramah71 on Jan 20, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I was heading to a Giants-Dodgers game last season. While on the Muni platform headed to the game, I saw a fan with a Russell Martin jersey. I was so close on saying “Suck it, Russell Martin” out loud.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 20, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah. it has to be this

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Jan 20, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 20, 2010 10:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

My child has this as a homemade onezie...

I’ll have to post a pic when I get home from work….

by jewbacca on Jan 21, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

this

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey I really thought you had a shot

by sanfrankid on Jan 21, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

/swings at slider in the dirt

/2 year extension

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 20, 2010 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

anybody got that pic

of Russel J in the dugout after they got eliminated?

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

I like the emo version Natto made

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 20, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Where may I find such a thing?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 20, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

http://twitpic.com/z1d4u/full

Fresh from my Facebook profile pic folder.

by troymccluresf on Jan 20, 2010 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 21, 2010 7:27 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

TWSS

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 21, 2010 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

My life is so hard. As a Dodger

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Jan 21, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

One question

WHY IS THIS NOT GREEN. Hilarious

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 21, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

btw, he only deserves ONE L.

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 9:48 PM PST reply actions  

2010 San Francisco Giants: We’re rebuilding with age!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 20, 2010 9:50 PM PST reply actions  

Then it could say “McCovey Chronicles” on the back.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

/sigh

I speak fluent English and Arabic and have a working knowledge of Spanish. Yet a certain GrahamCrakalaka cannot distinguish me from Mike Fox. Man...

by Ramah71 on Jan 20, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

irl lol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 20, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Terrible, but still lol… TerribLOL I guess

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in the terribLOL camp.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 21, 2010 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

:D

I’d buy the shit out of that.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, fa...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 21, 2010 1:46 AM PST up reply actions  

What the fuck, howie?!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 21, 2010 6:34 AM PST up reply actions  

oh wow. Yes please

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 20, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

YES. THIS.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Jan 21, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a bird on my shoulder
Your argument is invalid

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 20, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

“My shirt has a man with a bird on his shoulder. Your argument is invalid.”

That could come in handy.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

that is a man?

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

a “Howie”

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

howtheyscored

Posing for subtly alarming photos since the mid-90s

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 20, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Ain’t nothing subtle about that shit.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Posing for subtly alarming disturbing photos since the mid-90s

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 20, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

There should be a website: Awkward Howie Photos. Sort of like Awkward Family Photos, but more focused.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

God damn I was thin.

My hair was not so good, though.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice stache

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice Failstache, you mean

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 20, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

it may look like a stache

But in howieland, that’s a full-on ZZ Top beard.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I was in the middle of my ZZ Top phase at the time.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I refuse to believe that this is howie.

by goGSW24 on Jan 20, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, but it is.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You look like an A-rab /Connie Hilton

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 21, 2010 12:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, no need to use the present tense here.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 21, 2010 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Who?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 21, 2010 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Better known as Paris Hilton’s grandfather.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 21, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

great grand father, actually.

I know this as a fan of American industry, I promise. Not TMZ…I swear

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 21, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, sure, American industry, yes.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 21, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

for some reason, I never really put that together

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Jan 21, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh OK

I thought maybe Connie is Paris’s sister or something.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 21, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

But what does he have to do with Arabs? Did he say someone looks like an Arab?

I think I’m missing something here.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 21, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Mad men

IDR why he said it, but he said A-RAB instead of arab.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 21, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

Haven’t seen season 3 yet.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 21, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He said his picture on the cover of TIME magazine made him “look like an A-rab.” I loved what that inflection made you think he was, and how it then plays off of your expectations. He’s an interesting character in season 3.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 21, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

everyone did back then.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 21, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

hey now!

I speak fluent English and Arabic and have a working knowledge of Spanish. Yet a certain GrahamCrakalaka cannot distinguish me from Mike Fox. My God, the Dodgers suck.

by Ramah71 on Jan 23, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I just ask how you found this picture so quickly?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 21, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It was posted like last week. i just remembered the thread.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 21, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Worth noting....

I doubt that I’ll be doing any with inside jokes. They just don’t age well.

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2005/9/20/165017/348

I don’t even know what half of those mean anymore.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 20, 2010 9:53 PM PST reply actions  

The Jeff Kent one still makes sense.

/pic of Jeff Kent statue falling off truck

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 20, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Brian Sabean can go kick some tires. Your SF Giants, everybody!

I speak fluent English and Arabic and have a working knowledge of Spanish. Yet a certain GrahamCrakalaka cannot distinguish me from Mike Fox. Man...

by Ramah71 on Jan 20, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles

Doing their due dilligence sine 19__

Sorry, I don’t know when it launched.

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

2005?

I speak fluent English and Arabic and have a working knowledge of Spanish. Yet a certain GrahamCrakalaka cannot distinguish me from Mike Fox. Man...

by Ramah71 on Jan 20, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Linden

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLance Niekro

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Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

SLAYER!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles shirt...without inside jokes?

I’m trying to imagine what that would be like. Plain white? It would save on silkscreening costs, I guess.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Jan 20, 2010 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

“In play: Out(s)” should age well.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 21, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, I’d be all over an “In play: Out(s)” shirt.

by Wazl on Jan 21, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

DYG

DITS
Dreamy
Meatball
Watheny
TrimSpa (or Edlardo Alfatso)
Pee Hands

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 21, 2010 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles (front with some kind of Giants or San Francisco imagery)

Back: The Problem

by DFAAurillia on Jan 20, 2010 10:00 PM PST reply actions  

No. There is a Dodgers fan in my grade (I know in the Bay Area, WTF) My shirt needs to scream “Victory! Also: Fuck the Dodgers” or some message of that sort.

I speak fluent English and Arabic and have a working knowledge of Spanish. Yet a certain GrahamCrakalaka cannot distinguish me from Mike Fox. Man...

by Ramah71 on Jan 20, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

a bunch of nerds who know nothing about baseball

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Jan 20, 2010 10:03 PM PST reply actions  

Speak for yourself.

I speak fluent English and Arabic and have a working knowledge of Spanish. Yet a certain GrahamCrakalaka cannot distinguish me from Mike Fox. Man...

by Ramah71 on Jan 20, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

“DOWN THE STRETCH NERBS!”

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 20, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicle's

“It’s OBA, Dumbass.”

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Jan 20, 2010 10:03 PM PST reply actions  

LOL Mike Fox

I speak fluent English and Arabic and have a working knowledge of Spanish. Yet a certain GrahamCrakalaka cannot distinguish me from Mike Fox. Man...

by Ramah71 on Jan 20, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

minus the apostrophe. excuse my crap typing, just finished writing an essay.

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Jan 20, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

A place to argue about Fred Lewis’s defense.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Jan 20, 2010 10:05 PM PST reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles: What’s for dinner?

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 20, 2010 10:05 PM PST reply actions  

MCC Still Angry at Justin Miller and Merkin Valdez.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Jan 20, 2010 10:06 PM PST reply actions  

AND Felix Rodriguez

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by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles

Join the “hip” crowd

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 10:07 PM PST reply actions  

Grant, you should pick out one of your favorite one liners, possibly from the Grant appreciation thread. There’s plenty of T-shirtable lines there, I’m sure.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Jan 20, 2010 10:08 PM PST reply actions  

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

This but with Bochy’s picture on it.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 20, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping

somebody would get clever with that.

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by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

McCC

EATS SHOOTS LEAVES

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 20, 2010 10:13 PM PST reply actions  

I really don’t see any reason to do anything except talk to Natto.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2010 10:17 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I’d like to see what Natto could do

by quincy0191 on Jan 21, 2010 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Front:

Barry&
“Scott”&
Bengie&
Edgar.

Back:
 
In Play: Out(s)

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 20, 2010 10:18 PM PST reply actions  

creepy. very creepy

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by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:19 PM PST reply actions  

He’s reciting the team’s batting averages and RBIs to keep that wood from going south.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Jan 20, 2010 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s thinking about veteran grit.

/auto-defenestrates

something something jhiat00 will swindle

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 21, 2010 12:51 AM PST up reply actions  

His neck is no longer able to hold up that massive melon.

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jan 21, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

If there is anyway we can mount the “pitbull throwing up after sex” .GIF on a shirt, I will pay large sums of cash.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 10:19 PM PST reply actions  

oldie but needs to be on a shirt

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by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:25 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Bochy is so cute when he gets off his tired ass to go argue twice a year with the umps

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 20, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

that never gets old

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by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Jan 21, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles:

Rosterbating ‘til we’re sore.

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Jan 20, 2010 10:31 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I literally laughed out loud

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by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The front should be one of Grant’s long essays.

The back should be a comment thread that nests all the way to the right margin talking about religion and pies and Pokemon.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 20, 2010 10:32 PM PST reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles:

TL; DNR

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Jan 20, 2010 10:32 PM PST reply actions  

I’mma get a Mew in a little over a week. FTMFW!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Howie, I’m happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Mewtwo was one of the best pokemons of all time!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Jan 20, 2010 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Mewtwo is better then Mew, but without a pokemon event I can only get it if I’m willing to pay $50+ for an out of print GBA game. Or hope that my local gamestop happens to get one of them used. Sucks. :(

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2010 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Nuschler

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by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:35 PM PST reply actions  

I’d love to see one with the Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off quote, like the old ones. Because that’s just awesome.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 10:36 PM PST reply actions  

the full quote, for the n00bs
Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds. The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs. That’s not me talking; that’s science.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Im not sure I want that on a shirt.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, then, I guess it’s just tough to be you.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont think I will buy one anyway. Too much work explaining to my parents and friends what McCovey Chronicles is.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

it's a lifestyle

leave it at that

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by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya. Its also not worth the money.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember when I first read that, thinking "Jeez, that's both wordy and nerdy as all hell."

  I worked in a small screening shop years ago, and while I’m sure the methods have been streamlined (well, I sure as hell HOPE they have!) multiple colors/images could be expensive.

  That being said i think someone should hogtie Crash, throw some duct tape over his humble mouth and make a “WIN NOW!” print.

I’d buy one.
And like all my silkscreened shirts it would never, ever see the inside of a dryer because I’d cherish that baby.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 21, 2010 1:55 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s this place…on the Internet…where I talk to…grown men…about, um, stuff…they swear a lot and say dirty things, but, you know, I think they kinda like me…

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya. That would go over well.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, when you put it that way, ……… sounds great!

/creepy parents

by goGSW24 on Jan 20, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Also there are sometimes half-naked pictures of them.

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

There are?

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Mostly of you.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 21, 2010 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

And then there’s this WalrusMan guy, he sent me a picture of his car and said it’s real souped up and I should go for a ride, but I dunno, looks pretty lame to me…

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Too girly.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

True story

That image was once nominated for the non-GDT image of the year in the MCC awards.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That image should win every non-GDT image of the year award ever.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2010 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

GIS result for 'Hi, I'm WalrusMan!

The page says this of him:

his powers include:
night vision.
super strength.
breathing under water.
able to move certain things with his mind.


he is extremely old, having lived for around 2000 years. he dwells in an underground cave underneath the beach at hawaii.
he eats mostly fish and bad guys.
his weapons and clothing may be primitive, but do not underestimate this wise, ancient being.
he is mainly benevolent kind and gentle, but if threatened, he will fight savagely and relentlessly.

He can move “certain things” with his mind. hmmmm.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Last bit reminds me of Ogier.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz

The Kids' CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team's CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jan 20, 2010 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

NERD

/knows what an ogier is, too

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Had to google it
/kicks imaginary rock and goes away to sulk

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 21, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

By me!

I think.

One of those pictures that’s already perfect as it is, and yet 100 times better when you know the backstory.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 21, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t come up with it, but I’m kinda proud that I saved that pic & put it up on mccimages.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 21, 2010 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Base what now?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Jan 20, 2010 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Cake Committee will not buy this shirt. We’re also announcing we’re taking credit for brownies.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 21, 2010 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You bastards!

I thought we’d agreed that brownies lie in The Neutral Zone!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 21, 2010 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

also

brownies >>>>>>>>>>> cake.

Just for the record.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 21, 2010 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

brown·ie (broun)
n.
1. Brownie A member of the Girl Scouts from six through eight years of age.
2. A bar of moist, usually chocolate cake, often with nuts.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 21, 2010 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

cherry-picked definitions!!!!
a small, chewy, cakelike cookie, usually made with chocolate and containing nuts.

Cakelike != Cake!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 21, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

We don’t pick cherries over here. The only reason to pick a cherry would be to make a cherry pie. We don’t do that crap over here.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 21, 2010 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

That's it!

This is war! Pie forever! Death to cake!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 21, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Natto selling those on his own, though?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 21, 2010 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Competition is the bedrock of free enterprise! /shakes hands with chairman of monolithic conglomerate

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 21, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, can we sell them in slim fit?

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 10:42 PM PST reply actions  

dude, it's the Internet

Can’t nobody fit into no “slim fit.”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

extra medium please!

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

“muscle fit”

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 20, 2010 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

you need muscles, first

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 20, 2010 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

THESE ARE MUSCLES
IGNORE THE JIGGLING

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 21, 2010 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be great if I had muscles.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

rockin' the Smedium

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 21, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I wear an extra large.

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 21, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

McCovey chronicles is basically the /b/ of SB nation. Wouldn’t tee shirts be violating rules one and two?

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Jan 20, 2010 10:43 PM PST reply actions  

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2010 10:45 PM PST reply actions  

We have to work this onto the shirt somewhere

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 20, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

whats the best zito face on akward family photo?

by sadison bummedgarner on Jan 20, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

F U !!!!

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Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

NERDS

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 20, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is the guy you can barely see, between Zito and WalrusMan, anyway?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He looks angry

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jan 20, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Some creep.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Jan 20, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Natto’s jacket is awesome. I know that’s been brought up before, but it’s still true.

by goGSW24 on Jan 20, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I was there but I missed the group photo.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 20, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What a bunch of losers!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 21, 2010 6:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Just kidding. I’m just sad I’ve never been able to attend a McC night.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 21, 2010 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Why am I sharing all of my darkest secrets?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 21, 2010 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I don’t know how to answer the poll. How confusing!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jan 21, 2010 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

how about the kruk and kuip

in the old time suits?

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Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:48 PM PST reply actions  

I can’t decide between In Play: Out(s) or Home of the Lunatic Fringe

We just traded who for who?!

by BawLa on Jan 20, 2010 10:54 PM PST reply actions  

"Yes" people are a bunch of fucking jackasses

My statistical dogma shows that, “Of Course.” is obviously right.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Jan 20, 2010 10:55 PM PST reply actions  

You think you’re so cool because you don’t conform.

by goGSW24 on Jan 20, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I got no ideas on design

but my “tearing wings off of angles shirt” is all worn out from the washing machine.

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Jan 20, 2010 10:57 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

Aurilia bunting

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Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

FAKE

bunting

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Jan 20, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

bunting into a

1-4-3 double play

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Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jan 20, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

that is really cool.

What's the matter with Sabean?!?!? He's a bum!

by The Montana Giant on Jan 21, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

*cough*

http://www.zazzle.com/aces_tshirt-235921418752955806

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there anything on the back of the shirt?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jan 20, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I couldn’t think of anything to put.

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You are going to make a 2010 version right after spring training, right?

Thing A

by sam23 on Jan 20, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The good news is, he gets to reuse Molina!

The bad news is…he gets to reuse Molina…

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Jan 20, 2010 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

flip him around to hit the other way and he could probably just write Huff instead of Garko.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jan 21, 2010 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Hooray! It's back!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Jan 21, 2010 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Did Barold ever buy one, I wonder.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 21, 2010 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m waiting on the 2010 version. I still have to explain Kevin Correia on my samurai shirt to people.

It is cool that 4 of our starting pitchers have been on the team for a while.

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by ResDog on Jan 21, 2010 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Kevin Correia isn’t on there…

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by Natto on Jan 21, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

No wonder it’s so hard to explain!

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by EliminateMe on Jan 21, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

?

The “shichinin no kyojin” image. In between Wilson & Sanchez. That’s Wilson & Sanchez right?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 21, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

from left to right
Tim Lincecum: Alien Cyborg
Matt Cain: ronin
Barry Zito: monk
Omar Vizquel: Taiko drummer
Brian Wilson: Irish samurai
Aaron Rowand: warrior
Bengie Molina: armored samurai

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by Natto on Jan 21, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow. World crumbing.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 21, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Crumbling too.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 21, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito should have been the Joker.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Jan 21, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The Affeldt one is awesome, and Jazz Hands, and Aurilia, and The Problem….okay all of them.

by goGSW24 on Jan 20, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still amused by how happy Penny is in his.

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by jcb9 on Jan 20, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

actually that’s his beard.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 21, 2010 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

OH YEAH HUH!

It looks like that’s his mouth and his mouth is his nose. BUT NONE OF THEM HAVE NOSES, JCB9.

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by jcb9 on Jan 21, 2010 4:38 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

i thought the same thing

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by bondslegend on Jan 21, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

whoa

you just blew my mind.

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by jponry on Jan 21, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine too.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 21, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I still can’t manage to see it that way.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 21, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Open your minds, you sheeple.

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by Natto on Jan 21, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

His mouth looks a little too far up

but it is right when you focus on it. It’s like frowning and the little thing under it is his beard.

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by bondslegend on Jan 21, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

His neck and his head are merged together if that helps.

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by Natto on Jan 21, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap… I always thought that was his mouth. My brain hurts after forcing it to see what I thought was his nose as his mouth.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Jan 21, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like that image of a cow that’s also an image of a woman.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 21, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I was thinking of this one. I don’t know where the cow came from.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 21, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I use that image with parents at our first parent meeting of the year to talk about perceptions. There’s also one that is two faces/ a vase.

If there is a cow / woman one and you know where to find it I’d appreciate a link: I have 8 returning families next year, I could use some new material!

by Merope on Jan 21, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

AHEM

Thanks for stealing MY assessment of the situation, thief!

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by bondslegend on Jan 21, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You shouldn’t have posted it so far down. Speaking relatively, since I hadn’t seen your comment at the time that I made my comment, I made my comment first.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 21, 2010 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU LIE

LIAR AND THIEF

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by bondslegend on Jan 21, 2010 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

None of this will matter when I delete your comment anyway.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 21, 2010 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

WITH IMPUNITY!!!

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 22, 2010 1:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jan 21, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

His beard does totally look like a grinning mouth

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by bondslegend on Jan 21, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Y’all need to watch more cartoons.

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by Natto on Jan 21, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions