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Tim Lincecum's future contract

The word on the tweet is that Tim Lincecum is prepared to file a nice, safe arbitration request for $12M or so. That’s not cheap, mind you, but it’s far from the $25M, roster-limiting bear trap that some folks were predicting. The Giants will offer something like $9M, using Ryan Howard’s MVP season as a comp, and hopefully they’ll settle before the Giants embarrass themselves by using Lincecum’s RBI totals against him in an arbitration hearing.

The next step is a contract extension. Hey, Felix Hernandez got one, and he’s the guy that Mariners fans like to pretend is as empirically awesome as Tim Lincecum. Hey, you know what would have been neat for Mariners fans? If they had drafted Lincecum instead of Brandon Morrow. Then they would have had Hernandez and Lincecum. I wonder if they realize that? I think I’ll go over and write a FanPost at Lookout Landing.

For some reason, though, I’m able to leave my robe of emotions outside of the fan shower on this one*. The Giants are probably having talks with Lincecum’s agent about an extension that buys out his arbitration years, and I’m all for that. If nothing gets done, though, it isn’t time to panic.

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The worst-case (financial) scenario if Lincecum doesn’t agree to an extension

Lincecum continues to pitch like the cyborg that he is more often than not. The Giants go year to year with Lincecum, and at the end of 2013, he leaves as a free agent. In the four years before his departure, though, the Giants will have had the services of best pitcher in baseball for 4/$90M or so, which would still have been a sweet deal. If Lincecum has an off year, or if he were injured, the total contract would be less than the $90M. If his arm totally blows up, the Giants wouldn’t be locked into anything. And, yes, I made the sign of the cross, looked at the sky, and muttered something in Italian after I typed that last sentence.

The worst-case (financial and emotional) scenario if Lincecum signs a big six-year extension that buys out his arbitration years

Lincecum would now be guaranteed $100M, regardless if he lost a thumb in a roadside knife-fight with a drifter. The Giants would ensure that he wouldn’t bolt for Yankee cash after 2013, but that would come with a substantial risk if his production drops for whatever reason.

When it comes to a pitcher – any pitcher, even if he’s the best in the game – I’d rather have him on a 4/$90M contract than a 6/$110M contract. If Lincecum and his agent successfully navigate the young pitcher gauntlet all the way to free agency, more power to them. They made it past the final round without any lifelines left, even when the last two questions were about opera and taxonomy. Then the Giants will have to decide if a 30-year-old pitcher is a good enough risk to lock up with a franchise contract. That’s so far into the future, it’s not even worth contemplating. So , so much can happen.

For sentimental reasons, I’d like an extension for Lincecum. If one doesn’t get done, though, it’s far from panic time. He’s still here for four more seasons.

*I don’t know what that means either, but it’s vaguely creepy and descriptive, so it stays

Also of note: the greatest unread comment in the history of FanGraphs…until now.

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An extension for Lincecum?
GET IT DONE, GIANTS BRASS!!!
841 votes
He's under team control for four more years. I don't see what the rush is.
399 votes
Yeah, a *bong* extension. Wait, that doesn't make sense. But all of the good pot jokes were taken. The bad ones are gone too. This is all I had. Maybe that means it's time to stop with the stupid marijuana jokes on Facebook and Twitter. Just maybe.
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GET IT DONE GIANTS BRASS!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 19, 2010 10:41 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

That’s a first.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow

Pinstripe shorts FTW

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 19, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

There it is!

Rec’d.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jan 19, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jan 19, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

My shoulder is a bird. Your argument is invalid.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I haw hawed IRL

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Business in the front

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jan 19, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Chris Hansen just knocked on my door.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 19, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim's habit began at a pretty early age

McCovey Chronicles: a bunch of shellacking know-it-alls.

by 22gigantes on Jan 19, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a bird… ON DOPE?!?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 19, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

But his underpants are so clean!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jan 19, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

What a great tat.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 19, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I really wish this weren’t the first thing that pops up on my screen every time I click the comments link.

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by Natto on Jan 19, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It’d be nice to just lock in his salary and add a few more years of control. otherwise, Lincecum’s arbitration number will always be the elephant in the room when it comes to offseason moves.

Lucky Giants shorts from Target > Jobu

by AXmrdrir on Jan 19, 2010 10:46 AM PST reply actions  

Year to year via arbitration is fine with me

Mitigate team risk while paying the guy the dollars he deserves based on performance.

Any money saved by buying his arb years out isn’t going to go back into the team anyway.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2010 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

Exactly. I only care if it gets us a Carlos Pena, which it won’t

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

That.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 19, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I would too, but the difference is a 4/$90M contract that you can bail out of in the event of catastrophe, and a 6/$110M contract that you’re fully committed. With that distinction, I take the former.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 19, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you suppose Brass has anticipated this and for the last year has had a medical team down in the basement studying the effects of long term spinal torsion by twisting a model of a spine and measuring the loss in elasticity of the discs, etc?

Or, in order to further protect their investment will they offer Tim a pipeline from Humboldt with safe go – betweens so he’s not burned in any bad deals and goes into a blind rage and gets into a gun battle and oh God I’m throwing up on my keyb

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 19, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, we just witnessed the end of victor frankenstein…well until he gets a new keyboard at least.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Is 100 million dollars enough to pay everyone off so that it becomes legal?

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't it spectacularly easy to get a medical marijuana license?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Not in AZ

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He could just go to the neighborhood dispensary with a note from the team doctor.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 19, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Chances are slim that Timmy will sign a long term deal now

It makes more financial sense now for him to go to arbitration every year until he hits free agency. Of course there are also advantages to signing a bigger contract now than what King Felix got (I thought LeBron was the King?) as he still gets a guaranteed Giant paycheck should he get injured or Zito’d on the Giants somewhere in the next 4-5 years.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Jan 19, 2010 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

I would be ok with either a long term contract or going year to year.

Best case for me is if he signed a long-term contract at a reasonable price so he gets his guarenteed money and Giants get a bit of a price break.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

I think pretty much this too. Except I probably favor the year to year thing. I doubt Timmy will sign anything that goes into free agency years, so the possible saved money is less valuable than a big albatross contract if he gets hurt, considering the long term commitments they already have.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Jan 19, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I just wanna get it done.

And not worry about looseing Tim, he is the only think I look forward to every morning, if he went to the Yankee’s……I would probably die.

What's the matter with Sabean?!?!? He's a bum!

by The Montana Giant on Jan 19, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I just wanna get it done

 and loose Tim upon the world as a Giant for an unprecedented run of unprecedented dominance.

Jason who?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 19, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to see what the arb numbers are first. But overall, I’m ok with year to year at this level of $$$ commitment. There’s too much risk with a pitcher.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 19, 2010 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

Especially a righ hander

That’s why I’m also a little worried about giving any pitcher a long term deal, even Lincecum.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 19, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Let me think

Zito makes everyone gun-shy!!
Lincicum’s agent was overly generous to the G-men this year by coming in at $13M. Next year, if he comes close to the Cy again, (if healthy he will), he will be looking for $19-24M most likely. If the G’s were able to get him to sign a 7 yr. $120M deal, and he continues to perform, you are getting a pitcher who will command $30M/yr. on the FA market when the time comes….or 7yrs. 210M…why would you NOT take that risk. If healthy, he is one of the toughest pitchers ever and even after 7 yrs. would still only be 32. I would even think 10 yrs. $185M. If he breaks down, they can insure the contract. It could also have a couple “opt out” and option clauses, as well as IP clauses to make sure he is able to stay healthy.
If he pitches 18 or 19 seasons and continues his unprecedented success, he will be worth a couple BILLION to the Giants and will cost, if he stays and uses open market $$ (based upon today’s values) around $450-500M for his career. If the Giants can long-range contract him at a bit of a discount and continue to do so for the remainder of his career, they can likely save over $100M….a pretty good idea (I hope his agent doesn’t read this).

by CplaneLawr on Jan 19, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re past the point of getting him to sign a Cain or Lowry style deal, so I think the reward for signing him now is pretty low. Stick with the arbitration game.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Jan 19, 2010 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

+1

The chance to get him at a supreme bargain is long past due at this point.

by deuce deuce on Jan 19, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

yup it wouldn’t be completely terrible if he goes to arbitration for a couple of years. If he’s still showing to keep up and stay healthy I wouldn’t mind giving him a 4 year deal but nothing higher than that even for Lincecum. And maybe this is me being too optimistic but I don’t think Timmy is the kind of guy that is all about the money but he does want to win

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Jan 19, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

He only cares about his next Chaco Taco

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Smallest fine print EVAR

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

who? the ‘BACK TO BACK BABY!!!’ guy?

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Back to back BABBY!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 19, 2010 11:04 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

how is babby formed?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jan 19, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

how girl get pragnent?

I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!

by djp4cal on Jan 19, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

WIT HRR PANTS ON DUH GROUN

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

PIE EATING CRAP FACE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll go year to year for a couple more seasons. A six-year contract is just too big of a risk for basically a 2 year extension.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 10:56 AM PST reply actions  

Megan Fox : Transformers
Tim Lincecum : San Francisco Giants

by Every6thDay on Jan 19, 2010 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

I don’t think that Lincecum is the only appealing part of the Giants.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

The answer was c. Only thing worth watching in an otherwise shitty, go-nowhere mess.

by Every6thDay on Jan 19, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

He would look much more like Megan Fox in Transformers if he was dipped in glaze.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

No

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha, no.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Jan 19, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

The answer is D (D?) all of the above

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 19, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re freakin’ [freakin’], the furniture’s squeakin’ [squeakin’]

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh

Yeah he is.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 19, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

What about Panda, Posey or Cain?

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jan 19, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I like pronouncing his name hone-a-thon

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jan 19, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Only reason i would ever go to the park wouldn’t be for Tim… Pablo’s fun to watch, and any pitcher out there would be fun to watch… plus the young talent

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t like watching No-Hitters

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 19, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

If I may...

Megan Fox is definitely the BEST part of the Transformers movies, but there’s also the action and special effects (Pablo, Cain & Sanchez)… there are other reasons to see Transformers despite it’s guaranteed-to-suck look, but the main reason, at least in that analogy, is to see Megan Fox.

by Every6thDay on Jan 19, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sorry

I grew up in the 80’s

and Optimus Prime is the best part of the films and is in my house.

You can’t say that about Megan Fox and her gigantic thumbs

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 19, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Megan Fox needs to eat a sandwich or two.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Megan Fox is so hot!

What's the matter with Sabean?!?!? He's a bum!

by The Montana Giant on Jan 19, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

What about Jennifers body?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

“Shit Sandwich.”

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jan 19, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t say that.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would you question someone’s attraction? Attraction isn’t a conscious thing.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jan 19, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

No matter how hot you think she is

She’ll never go out with you

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 19, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

osnap

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

FWIW

personally I wouldn’t want to go out with her. Seems to have the personality of a plant, and that would get old pretty quick.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

some plants are cool

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 19, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

from my estimation, she isn’t one.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

She’ll be devastated.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably crying right now…and if she were a plant, nourishing herself at the same time

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 19, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I admire her dedication to producing oxygen at such a trying time as this.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

me and megan fox

when we make love, it’s carbon neutral

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Just my opinion

SO SUE ME, OK

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The only cool Plant (sssh, PiKA) is Robert.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 19, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Way to plant, Anne!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jan 19, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

not IMO

she’s fine looking, but I wouldn’t go see a movie just for her. She’s too annoying.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd go to the movies with her

Although she would probably be annoyed of me quick as I like to make witty comments on every thing that happens in the movie,

by superk1ng on Jan 19, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

whoops! misread your comment

You wouldn’t go see a movie FOR her….gotcha

by superk1ng on Jan 19, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

‘witty’

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 19, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d watch certain movies with her, if you know what I mean.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Jan 19, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I am, of course, referring to movies with robots and explosions.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Jan 19, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I did not know what you meant

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Way to halt me mid typing of a similar joke

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Robot boobs and exploding boobs.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen had them!

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by Natto on Jan 19, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I would watch some of the movie with her.

Just not much… (wink)

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 19, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I would say, “I’m sorry if this offends you in any way but you have very large…..thumbs.”

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

more cushion for the handjobs?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

jhiat’s manhood would suffer by comparison to her thumbs. A handjob would only drive the point home.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

drive the point home

This may have been what the lady uttered, herself.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Her silly Monroe tattoo is more distracting than her gigandor thumbs

It’s just so random and I find it funny that Bay blurred that portion of her arm in Transformers 2.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Jan 19, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t see it but based on the first movie they probably just added more glaze goop.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

She has a Monroe tattoo?

James or Bill?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Jan 19, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

FLAGGED

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

A handjob would only drive the point home.

That’s a rather well-crafted pun.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

/rejects handjob for first time in his life

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That movie basically just involved putting a giant vibrator in a giant fleshlight, though.

But the explosion was pretty cool.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

XKCD’D!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I haz no original materials.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LMAO

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen maybe one for the giants in the life i’ve lived

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Josh Duhamel:Transformers
Tim Lincecum : San Francisco Giants
sorry boys

by igotnothing on Jan 19, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t quite remember the conversation I had with him, but Duhamel was either a fan of the Giants or at least of Barry, or of both.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Silly Grant

Filipinos can’t grow Ted Kaczynski beards

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 19, 2010 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

Well there is an unused merkin around here somewhere.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Found it

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 19, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yep, he can always be found hiding by the Jelly Belly’s with a merkin on his face.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not every day that you find merkins on your crabs.

From what I’ve read, it’s usually the other way around.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 19, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

From what I’ve read

yeah suuurrrre

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a humorous thing to say.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Priority=“69”

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

This is just as a super two...

He is is likely going to make between 70-75 million in his arb years if he keep’s going year to year, basically what Felix got to buy out his arb years and 2 free agency years.

by NeifiChicken on Jan 19, 2010 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

Third, the contract represents a team commitment to Lincecum as the franchise player (like he isn’t already), a guy to build around, and that’s psychologically important to the team, the management, and most importantly, the fanbase.

THIS

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Jan 19, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

These.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 19, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

/grabs crotch

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

But not those.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 19, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re getting wrecked rec’d

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 19, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

more money for him means less money for the team which means less money for FAs to fix holes which means a worse team overall

I don’t think this matters at all; basically because I don’t believe the money saved will actually be used. I can’t see any reason why I should favor saving Bow Tie some money that he isn’t going to put back into the team anyway.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

And — DIVIDENDS!!

The Giants already spend enough to field a competitive team. The Giants are not interested in winning a World Series. Everybody should just let that sink into their brains. The Giants are not interested in winning a World Series. Maybe some of the younger guys are, but not the organization. They are not opposed to or actively against the pursuit of winning one, but just know that isn’t the goal of the San Francisco Giants. It’s about making money for the shareholders.

by Every6thDay on Jan 19, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

exactly how i feel

They bragged about how much revenue they made off their new comcast deal and how they have some other projects in plan to increase revenue even more yet they give us the same 90M budget. What a bunch of bullshit.

by superk1ng on Jan 19, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m half in agreement and half in disagreement here. I think it depends on the money saved; if we lock him up for $17M a year and save $8M of his potential $25M salary, that’s more likely to be reinvested than if we save $2M. I think the payroll will hover around $90M (which isn’t enough given revenue), and we’ll sign a better FA if we can and it doesn’t take the payroll too high. So generally, I’d rather save some money if we can, because if it doesn’t help, oh well, but if it does, then yay!

by quincy0191 on Jan 19, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

This needs to be green.

I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!

by djp4cal on Jan 19, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

almost $30M a season until free agency

I think the chances of him getting $10M more than the next highest-paid pitcher in the game — through arbitration, no less — are about the same as Kevin Pucetas winning a Cy Young next year.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 19, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I wouldn’t predict close to $30M a season until arb 3 or 4, and that’s in two years and in two offseasons; who knows what pitchers will get crazy contracts next year (Webb?) or the year after. And assuming no one does better than Sabathia’s $23M, “almost $30M” is around $27-30M, and I don’t think getting $4M more than Sabathia by arb 3 or 4 is crazy. Some people were saying that a $23M figure this year wasn’t ridiculous (they might be, though), and if people are already saying that, in two years it’ll be a foregone conclusion.

by quincy0191 on Jan 19, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jan 19, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

First, I don’t think he’s going to break down; he had some marathon games in college and in the majors, he’s missed a grand total of one start in the past (almost) three years, and from what I’ve heard his mechanics lessen the strain on his arm and elbow, which should make him more durable.

Mark Prior

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark Prior’s mechanics are nothing like Tim’s.

I know they said the same thing about both, but that doesn’t mean they are really comparable.

Part of it, of course, is that pitchers pretty much all get injured at some point.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re obviously different, but I am comparing them because they said the same thing about both.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

right

but you have different sets of people saying the same things about both.

If someone really liked Prior’s mechanics, there is no way that they also like Tim’s.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

6 years sounds nice. I don’t want to have to go through this arb crap every year.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jan 19, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

oh damn!

I speak fluent English and Arabic and have a working knowledge of Spanish. Yet a certain GrahamCrakalaka cannot distinguish me from Mike Fox. Man...

by Ramah71 on Jan 19, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Hate to be heretical

But I don’t think Lincecum would take the same deal Felix got, and I’m not sure I’d offer it; doesn’t seem like a big enough discount to me. In any case, I’d rather just go the arbitration route since I don’t trust Sabean to negotiate a decent deal.

by taliesin on Jan 19, 2010 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

To the "Lock up" crowd

I think the Giants absolutely want to lock him up, I think they have since his rookie year. It’s Lincecum’s side that prefers to go year to year, which so far is looking like it could be brilliant

by NeifiChicken on Jan 19, 2010 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

That definately makes sense. How do we know for sure?

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the bulk of the risk is in Lincecum’s court, and he’d be silly not to realize that. He’d be risking $80M for an extra $20M (rough, uneducated guess).

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 19, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never understood the logic of taking this kind of risk. What can you get out of life with $100 million that you can’t get with $80 million?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and... relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants?

by neurofarm on Jan 19, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

There's a huge difference.

$80M will get you one shitty little island. $100M will get you an entire archipelago.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jan 19, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Fixed

What can you get out of life with $100 $50 million after taxes that you can’t get with $80 $40 million after taxes?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point.

Playing in CA is a lot less enticing than playing in a state with no income tax, WA, TX, FL. 10.3% on every dollar earned past $1 million is a big chunk of your salary at those levels.

by cubesonice on Jan 19, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

South Dakota needs an expansion team.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

California needs lower taxes.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jan 19, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually it's the same chunk of your salary

no matter what your salary is.

But it is a larger pile of money.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s still $20M that he can give to UW to build the Lincecum Wing. It’s $20M more to split among his heirs. It’s $1M more for 20 friends who want to start a record label, or something. It’s still $20M.

But there’s no way the difference between $80M and $100 would be worth the risk for me.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 19, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Right, there will always be cool stuff to do with $20 million. I just think that once you get to the point of having “silly money” like Lincecum has, it becomes just that: cool stuff. I don’t think it’s worth risking much over.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and... relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants?

by neurofarm on Jan 19, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn't have "silly money" yet

he’s gotten like 800k a year, right?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Endorsements = $$$

He had that video game cover, possibly shoe and glove deals as well as Rocky’s Corner Spot Weed Supply Co.; who were overjoyed when Lincecum was caught with their weed in his glove box.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Jan 19, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but at this point, he doesn’t have what I’d call “F U” money. Obviously he’s well off, but it’s not in the realm of the tens of millions he’s going to get.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Having never made more than 58,000/yr I’d call another $550k “Fuck you idiot ex mother – in – law I can now afford legal representation against for the upcoming harassment suit” money.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 19, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I could probably let the dogs out with $550k.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That would at least resolve one question that’s been bugging me for a few years.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

What question is that?

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What could jhiat00 do with an extra $550k?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I said ‘probably’. There’s also a chance it would all go to hookers and blow.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Should it go that way

Mesa hookers are cheaper.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 19, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes but Apache Junction hookers are willing to do more.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Noted.

/lives next to AJ

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 19, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

making it rain

still out of the question

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

it’s a shit ton of money, don’t get me wrong. But for a guy like lincecum, who’s going to make 20 mil/year at some point in the near future, it isn’t. It’s all relative.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

lest we forget the amount of Chiba 20 million can get you….

ZING

by NeifiChicken on Jan 19, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Dirty signed a deal
The Giants have avoided salary arbitration with Jonathan Sanchez by agreeing to a one-year, $2.1 million deal with the left-hander on Tuesday.

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Jan 19, 2010 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

BOOM

Fanshot

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 19, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

i need to rewatch that youtube video, so funny

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jan 19, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Come gather ‘round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You’ll be drenched to the bone.

JUST A CITY BOY

by shanghaijim on Jan 19, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

and you better start swimming
or you’ll sink like a stone

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 19, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Come (sports)writers and critics who prophesize with your pens…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 19, 2010 1:08 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

keep your eyes wide
the chance won’t come again

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Good deal, Giants BRASS!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Jan 19, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought for half a second that was real.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The dirty Sanchez stays!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 19, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Seems like a good deal to me

I was expecting to sign for about 4 mil

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 19, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm worried he won't be able to afford his court fine.....

……he left the courthouse today with a $513 fine in tow.

McCovey Chronicles: a bunch of shellacking know-it-alls.

by 22gigantes on Jan 19, 2010 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

Lincecum a yankee? Gone in 4 years?

Curse you, Grant, for putting these horrible thoughts in my head.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jan 19, 2010 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

I take solace in the fact that he hates east coast weather. Sure 200M might change his mind but that won’t stop ME from dreaming!

by superk1ng on Jan 19, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

i take solace in the fact that he likes san francisco and plus weed will be legal in California in a year or two TAKE THAT NEW YORK

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Jan 19, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm having a bad day

Will someone post Sabean eating a sandwich pic?

Baltimore: A horseshit city

by BringBackBenitoSantiago on Jan 19, 2010 11:40 AM PST reply actions  

Sorry for the belated reply

I live to serve:

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

lol every time. brightened my day til i saw molina re-signed

thanks

Baltimore: A horseshit city

by BringBackBenitoSantiago on Jan 19, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I am taking solace here.

I’m debating even clicking that thread again – the Sanchez news and the Molina joke are like polar opposites.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 19, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

My biggest concern with the year-to-year arbitration process is that it can get pretty ugly, if I understand properly… There’s a better chance for hard feelings that might make Lincecum want to walk away sooner than later.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jan 19, 2010 11:41 AM PST reply actions  

you can always circumvent the arb process, even after a player files, by offering a one year contract.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Can we have Brandon Morrow now too? Maybe he’ll pitch better close to home, and then it’ll suck doubly for the dubious Mariners

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 19, 2010 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

He's a Blue Jay now

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 19, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

But he could become a Giant later

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 19, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

True

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 19, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

When he’s in his mid-30s, Sabean will be happy to acquire him.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jan 19, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone know what time the arbitration figures will be public?

by Dan from NM on Jan 19, 2010 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

1:09

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

4:20 for tim

/obvious joke

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

In other news…

The Dodgers have agreed to two-year deals with Andre Ethier and Jonathan Broxton. The deals are pending physicals.

Ethier’s is supposedly $15m+ with incentives.

SIRM got 1 yr $5.05m.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 19, 2010 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

Really

Ethier got more than Kemp? That surprises me. Also

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 19, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Schulman with some great Twitter reporting

Giants shortly to announce one-year deal with Jonathan Sanchez for about $2.1 million. Team exhanges arb $$$ numbers today.

and then…

Menat to say team to exchange arb $$$ with Tim Linceucm and Brian Wilson today.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

Cut him some slack, he’s new to Twitter.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 19, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

But he’s not new to typing…

by kimmyg on Jan 19, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh. Spell check.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 19, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

dude what?
RT: @BNightengale: #mlb #twins Carl Pavano agrees to a one-year, $7 million contract with Twins, no incentives.

Isn’t this a little ridiculous?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

jeeze 7 million for Pavano… did he do much of anything this last year?

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Last year he was good

and he also played in most of the games, which is rare for him. I think Sabes should’ve asked for him as well as Garko in the trade with Cleveland. That way we would’ve avoided the JOEY/ :(owski experiment. And the Giants probably have a ton of Yohan Pino’s in the minors.

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 19, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

14-12 5.10 era 1.37 whip

I’ll take Sanchez at 2 million, please!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

/hurts arm signing the deal. Surgery tomorrow.

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 19, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants really fucked up by not signing Duchscherererererererererer.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet both Doug Davis AND Jon Garland are still floating around there. They must be negotiating using the “101 Simple Secrets of Overvaluing Yourself and Costing Yourself Missions” by Adam LaRoche.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit. Millions.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I will gladly pay them a town.

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Jan 19, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Pavano is an arbitration case, which is why he’s grossly overpaid. I have no idea why the Twins took that risk.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 19, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe they thought he would decline?

/shrug

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jan 19, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed. I don’t think any reasonable person would have criticized them if they had just non-tendered him.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It was an arbitration case, but holy shit couldn’t the Twins have cut a deal before they got that far?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

We're going to suck either way

Might as well make sure we keep Lincecum around to distract us.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Jan 19, 2010 12:27 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

That’s the spirit!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: for you IT/Comp Admin people

I’ve been getting some controlled Spam on my site. I guess the dumb ass(es) didn’t realize I can track their IP addresses.

Do I have a right to call up their place of employment and complain?

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 19, 2010 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

No, you don’t have the right to call up my place of employment and complain.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I haz sirius ishoos

No, really. He/she is at the point of harrassment and making threats.

It’s coming from the same IP address.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 19, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

do it

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone working in Walnut Creek

is about to be put on blast

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 19, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I should know this but I don't

Why does Timmy have 4 more arbitration-eligible years instead of 3? I thought arbitration-eligible players had 3 more years of team control.

Help me McCoven. You’re my only hope.

/auto-defenestrates

something something jhiat00 will swindle

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 19, 2010 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

He's a Super 2

Due to his service time, he was able to reach arb a year early. The team still gets 6 years of control, which means that he has 4 years of arb.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

From the MLB Website

Q: When does a player become eligible for salary arbitration?

A: A player with three or more years of service, but less than six years, may file for salary arbitration. In addition, a player can be classified as a “Super Two” and be eligible for arbitration with less than three years of service. A player with at least two but less than three years of Major League service shall be eligible for salary arbitration if he has accumulated at least 86 days of service during the immediately preceding season and he ranks in the top 17 percent in total service in the class of Players who have at least two but less than three years of Major League service, however accumulated, but with at least 86 days of service accumulated during the immediately preceding season.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

confusing answer is confusing

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Jan 19, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

I knew it had to do with “Super Two”, but I wasn’t sure what that was; this clears it up.

/auto-defenestrates

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 19, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Super-Two

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Neyer says
This won’t go to a hearing, and I think they’ll settle on something like $14-$15M.

Well, most of these guesses are coming in high (/insert joke)… I thought most likely was around $10m.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 19, 2010 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck you, ESPN Rumors
This is going to get costly for the Giants, who could end up paying Lincecum $15-20 million this season, and will have to face arbitration with their star three more times — Lincecum is a Super Two, granting him arbitration status for four years, rather than three.

San Francisco may be forced to trade Lincecum before they shell out $100 million or more via arbitration.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

San Francisco may be forced to trade Lincecum before they shell out $100 million or more via arbitration.

I don’t like the intern who wrote this.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 19, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

yeah

and it doesn’t really make sense.

might they be forced to not really make the team better around him? sure.

but they can spend that money, and eventually Zito etc will come off the payroll.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT ITS ESPN GRANT!

they dont just say dumb things ok.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Jan 19, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

THERE THE WIDEWURLD LEEDER IN SPORTZ

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

The Giants are not “forced” to trade anybody. They may not have the resources to run with the likes of the Red Sox or Yankees, but they can pay any player they feel the need to pay.

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by antinous on Jan 19, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Wishcasting Red Sox or Yankee fan.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You can shorten that with “ESPN Reporter”

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know

Say the Giants were to save $20m over the course of a six year deal…

At this point is the risk of signing him to a long term deal (injury, loss of stuff, getting eaten by a mutant choco taco, etc.) outweigh the savings of avoiding the arbitration process?

As a Giants fan I want to say yes because it’s Lincecum and he’s the freaking man but six years is a long time for any player to be that productive, let alone a pitcher.

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by j14 on Jan 19, 2010 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

This.

Go year to year and check back with me in December of 2012.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

McCoven’s favorite, Brian Bixler was traded to the Indians today

Remember these posts?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jan 19, 2010 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

jponry was right!

nah
Matt Cain: He’ll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Dec 24, 2008 11:23 PM PST actions 0 recs

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Who?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Jan 19, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Woo hoo! Columbus Clippers!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Objection!

Not my favorite

We are all the McCoven and we are all Pedro Feliz

by McCoven on Jan 19, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I especially like the ‘Free Agen’ flow

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

 love Bernarzard was fired six months ago → ???

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by jponry on Jan 19, 2010 1:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I am sure this has been debated somewhere in the thread but…

There is no doubt in my mind that as of the Felix Hernandez signing, no long term Timmy deal gets done for a penny less than 100 mil. He’s at least 5/100 if Felix is 5/100, and I don’t know if I want to give any pitcher 20 mil a year for 5 years. I think going year to year is the best case scenario. I know that he is very durable, but he could get hit in the face with a liner, or he could get stoned out of his mind and drive off the road into a tree. If we didn’t have Zeets, I think you do it, but with this panty waist front office, there’s no way they would up the payroll in such circumstances.

And don’t go “insurance policy” on me because from what I hear they are pretty much impossible to get for SPs.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

TYPO: Felix is 5/80 not 5/100.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If you had bothered to read the thread you would know that this has not been debated. It’s pretty much crab infested merkins and transformers.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I still say that Optimus Prime should have never tried on that crab-infested merkin.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess you could say there was more than meets the eye.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know. The giant, tranformer-sized crabs infesting the giant, transformer-sized merkin were pretty aparent to the naked eye.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I noticed the Optimus Prime Pic, and the Krazy Krab infested Merkin.

I figured there might be some decent analysis mixed in. I guess I was wrong.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

CRABS ROLL OUT

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by Natto on Jan 19, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I am usually in favor of locking up long term talent

However, I can see some logic behind going year-to-year with Lincecum at this juncture. The reason is simply that odds are he is not going to win 4 more Cys in the next 4 years (blasphemy, I know – note that I will say that he might deserve 4…).

It’s possibly that AT THIS MOMENT coming off essentially “100% Cy Youngs” that Tim’s value might actually decrease (a little) if he drops to, I dunno 2nd or 4th or even 6th (horrors) in the Cy voting… and as such, it might make sense to wait a year two before offering him a 5-6 year deal.

THAT being said, Priority A#1 supremo is making sure Lincecum is happy and wants to stay a Giant even after his Arb years. So that would superceed any crafty ways to save a few million samoleans.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jan 19, 2010 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

Heyman says this
just heard filing numbers on lincecum: $13 mil for tim, $8 mil for giants. looks like theyll battle with ryan howard as comp

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

Whoa. I hope that’s correct.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Aha…so midpoint is around $10m.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 19, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter what the midpoint is.

Sabean=idiot. He could have stood a chance of winning with 10. 8 is such a no-brainer.

Sabean: Mr. Lincecum has been an outstanding pitcher and there is no questioning his success, but he has never hit 40 HR, and he has zero MVP’s. If I remember right he was like 1-11 in RBI situations last year.

Tim: 100% Cy Youngs. No one has ever done this, or anything close to it. Tim has been the best pitcher in the league since he came to the Giants, and there is reason to believe he will be the most dominating pitcher ever.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re assuming that this will go to arb. I’m not so sure. I’d prefer to go year-to-year at this point, but the Giants might decide for whatever reason (pressure from other owners, don’t want to mess with fallout from fans, blah blah) that it’s in their best interest to sign Timmy to a deal.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 19, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

So mebbe 10 - 12? Kickin'!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 19, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It will be Tim's number.

There is no averaging or midpoint. The arbiter chooses the number that fits best, which is Tim’s hands down. So, 13 mil. It will take like 3 minutes to figure this one out. The arbiter will look at the figures and laugh, and say to himself, “Man that was the easiest 2 grand I ever made. Next case!”

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If it goes that far. I’ll bet they come to agreement before then.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would Tim sign a deal for less than he will certainly get in arb?

Unless it’s for 6 years, which I am not crazy about.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think both sides know that once it gets to arb it gets ugly. He just doesn’t seem like the kind of guy that would refuse to negotiate before that.

Of course, the Giants might see the $10 mill number and just agree to that.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Giants can get Timmy to pitch for 10M next year they should

do whatever it takes to make that happen.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking Lincecum submitted $10M…. anyway my main point stands that he doesn’t seem the type to take a hard line and only accept his submitted $13M offer.

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Does he seem like the type to piss away 2-3 million for no good reason?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

"no good reason"

there’s no guarantee that he’ll get the 13m he asks for, you know.

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by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say that avoiding a possibly ugly arb process leaving both sides pissed is “no good reason.” Especially when they could just negotiate a deal (even one < $13M).

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, so whoever here that panicked was ridiculous?

On the internet?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I just hope they come to an agreement before Tim’s feelings get hurt.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Trade Lincecum Now Before He Ruins Our Payroll

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 19, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

We can get Smoak, Feliz, Andrus, Borbon, Holland, Hamilton & Kinsler for him!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I See Through Your Bias To What You Did Ther

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 20, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I sure hope the arb person loves hitters

so he or she will buy the Timmy only matters in 32-35 games while a Ryan Howard factors in ~150 games.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Jan 19, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, remember how I said that all that $23 million bullshit was just posturing by Lincecum’s agent?

Because I remember that.

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by groug on Jan 19, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

off-topic

I was just thinking it would be a good time to start up a Netflix/etc. thread in the fanposts, and then I realized that howie just did one recently and somehow I totally missed it. Oops.

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by jcb9 on Jan 19, 2010 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

Somehow I left The Omega Man off my sci-fi block. I think it’s because I don’t really like Heston. But on further review, I’d like to see that movie. So I put it on there.

I wonder if there are any other seminal sci-fi flicks I should add to that list.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

We just started watching the first season of Babylon 5

Since we finished going through the entirety of Star Trek a while back.

(LOL NERDS)

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 19, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

seminal makes me giggle

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be hard to whittle down a list of seminal porn flicks, because that basically describes all of them.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s alright.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Much like the truth, I don’t know if I can handle Planet of the Apes.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Think of the series as comedy. It makes them easier to watch.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The first one is genuinely good!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

+1.

The rest and the remake are ever worsening dreck.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 19, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooooh Dr. Zaius

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate every ape I see

From Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 19, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jan 19, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a good movie

But it is worth renting for the opening line.

/auto-defenestrates

something something jhiat00 will swindle

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 19, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

GUN BIAS!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:33 PM PST reply actions  

Omar Vizquel knows all about the gunshow

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 19, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Lookout Landing is a bunch of Douches...

Here’s their terms of service…

No politics, no religion, no chatspeak (e.g. lol, ur, brb, +1), no trolling and no unwarranted hostility. Please capitalize and use comprehensible grammar. Read this and this before posting. Follow the rules and you should be fine.


Theyre super lame you cant have more than 3 beers before posting

by 07 playoff push on Jan 19, 2010 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

Wow

i really screwed that up…oh well

by 07 playoff push on Jan 19, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re now banned from Lookout Landing.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

And GSoM.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the worst thing in the world
no chatspeak (e.g. lol, ur, brb, +1)

by KCE on Jan 19, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

CONFORM OR DIE!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That sequel wasn’t nearly as good as the original, SKATE OR DIE.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked it there

I went over there during the Ms series last year. They’re pretty cool dudes, they just want a clean site that’s easy to moderate.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 19, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Lookout Landing is awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 19, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

........

….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Heyman makes a prediction that would turn out to be awesome
early prediction: #giants, tim will settled at $10.5 mil midpoint (or slightly above it). i not, theyll do multiyear deal.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 19, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

I'd prefer 4/100 to 6/120.

And I think it’s almost worth the risk to go year to year rather than drop 25 million a year.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jan 19, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Id do 6/108

or 6/109 for some McCoven

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Jan 19, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

4/100 is definitely not worth it. 5/110 is about as it should go; probably end up around 5/90 or so.

by quincy0191 on Jan 19, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Just made a FanShot
Giants Re-Sign Bengie Molina To One-Year Deal
By Mike Axisa [January 19, 2010 at 3:50pm CST]

The Giants have re-signed catcher Bengie Molina to a one year deal worth $4.5MM, according to CBS 5 Sports in San Francisco.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...-----RIP, MY SON

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2010 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

WHAT?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Jan 19, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

this is a joke

right?
……right?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jan 19, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

/doesn’t believe you

Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry

by jhiat00 on Jan 19, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm going to shoot sabean no joke its happening

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Jan 19, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jan 19, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

ha

great minds

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Jan 19, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you sure they didn’t sign Benjie Molina? I hear he recently turned down an offer from the Mets.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, this is turning out to be quite a day…

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

by esseffgeez on Jan 19, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE SHIT

The beginning of trying to make this feel okay: uh, it’s only one year, right? Right?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Jan 19, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

To continue,

this is just to delay Posey’s arb clock, yeah? Yeah?

by Hamed on Jan 19, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

now my plugs for Torrealba aren’t weren’t so out of line, eh?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 19, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

A Day In The Life Of Timothy Leroy Lincecum

McCovey Chronicles: a bunch of shellacking know-it-alls.

by 22gigantes on Jan 19, 2010 4:59 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Screw the Giants

I hope he gets his $12 million. Wins another Cy Young in 2010 and gets $20 million next year.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 20, 2010 12:05 AM PST reply actions  

yes

"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." - Willie Mays
www.TommyLasordaistheAntichrist.com

by tommylasordaistheantichrist on Jan 21, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

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