Byrning sensation when I pee
So if the D'bags dump Byrnes I can't imagine him not wanting to play in SF. Any chance he would take a cheap contract since he will be getting $11 mil from Arizona next year? If he was healthy I would prefer him over Vroom, LOLewis, or Gamer.
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Yay another sub-par outfielder!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 14, 2010 10:26 PM PST reply actions
“Once you go Blank you’re in the tank”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 15, 2010 7:03 AM PST up reply actions
“Once you go snake there is nothing you can’t take”
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 15, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions
Where are you taking this?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 16, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
Sabean's checklist
1. middle aged
2. gritty gamer
3. bay area ties
check,check,check!
I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.
by The Thrill on Jan 14, 2010 10:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
no
but I can see Sabean signing him since he’s a shitty GM
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"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball
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"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball
#2 in Fanshots
What is that, scenes from a sleepover at Coors?
Helton stretching and yawning while Byrnes snoozes
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 15, 2010 7:04 AM PST up reply actions
Too slow for Buster's arm
that was hawt
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
I take pictures
by SoFa King Mike on Jan 15, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions
Barf
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I don't know which is worse
The prospect of an unemployed Eric Byrnes landing a job in the Giants’ outifield, or the prospect of an unemployed Eric Byrnes landing a job on KNBR.
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"Balls Out" with F.P. Santangelo
and Eric Byrnes. Today’s Guest: Myichael Organ
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.
by natteringnabob on Jan 15, 2010 6:39 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t actually mind Byrnes the person that much.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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If he was healthy I would prefer him over Vroom, LOLewis, or Gamer.
Um, yeah, no.
Combined WAR, 2008-2009:
Byrnes: -0.4 in 445 PA
Lewis: 2.2 in 763 PA
Rowand: 3.3 in 1048 PA
Velez: 0.0 in 560 PA
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I know he’s hateable, but he could help the team as a backup outfielder. He’s still fast, still pretty good on defense, and he’s always hit lefties well. His horrible ‘08-’09 are largely the result of superlow BABIP.
So, Valverde seems to have left the building.
Good.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 15, 2010 7:06 AM PST reply actions
That was a Sabean-esque signing
The Tigers have a bunch of closing prospects and Valverde has no other options,,, so he gets a 2 yr 14 mil deal?
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
It's not the best idea i've ever had
but like it or not I would be shocked if Sabes didn’t give him a call if he is released.
I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.
I agree that Brian will consider it if Byrnes gets released. Mostly because, “Hey! Free gritty gamer!”
The only thing standing in Sabes’ way would be the release or demotion of one of their current crappy outfielder extra parts.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 15, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
It's official. Byrnes was just DFA'd.
Someone take Sabean’s cell phone away.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
Numbers-wise and injury-wise, this was inevitable, but damn wasn’t it just 2008 he was Mr. Diamondback?
I'm just here for the Journey singalongs and to ogle howie
No one else accepted the, ahem, honor.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 15, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
Sabes got the sweats!
and it’s not from that yum yum rocket!
Don’t do it Sabean. We had an intervention about this.
LOL Sabean wouldn't give him a Minor League deal
Sabes will take on the salary he is owed
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
Byrnes=Gritty Gamer
Fred Lewis=The Problem…The result is inevitable
Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010
at least it wasn’t a fanpost. Can we say 38.5?
I have finally accepted the fact that I will never win a McCoven award.
by The Thrill on Jan 15, 2010 3:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Your 2010 outfield
DeRosa – Rowand – Byrnes
200% more wall-crashing fun!
I'm just here for the Journey singalongs and to ogle howie
Dummies In Miatas!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jan 16, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
Well, I definitely was hoping this thread was going to be about something else
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I don't really see any good scenarios
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Released today: Guarenteed roster spot
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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