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Giants sign Pedro Martinez

's cousin. What? They did. Don't blame me when you jump to your own conclusions based on a misleading headline that I wrote in an obvious attempt to mislead you. This story is sourced and everything.

This is worth about a thousand comments. Sure, Denny Bautista couldn't hack it with the Royals or Pirates, but maybe he'll have a better chance with a roster that isn't so stacked. Seriously, though, this is one of my favorite parts of the offseason, weird as that may seem. I love the announcements of non-roster invitees. In addition to Bautista, the Giants signed "Left Behind" and "Growing Pains" star Kevin Cameron.

Bautista is the kind of a guy you stash in AAA because some front office or coach-type wants to take a stab at fixing him. Cameron is the kind of guy you stash in AAA, hoping he regains his health and strikeout stuff. Both are longshots to make the team, but so were Brandon Medders and Justin Miller.

Who will be this year's Andres Torres? Probably Andres Torres. But maybe we'll see one of these other guys this year,odds be damned.

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/Shakes fist at Grant for misleading me!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 8:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Rickrolled.

by KCE on Jan 13, 2010 8:50 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Grant is dancing as we speak

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL tinypic

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Picture fail

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tiny fail.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 14, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just give it a couple minutes to rest up again.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 14, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This Pedro?:
Pedro Martinez working his jheri curl as only he can on Bronson Arroyo’s boat

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 8:52 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Part of me wants to post this headline to Yahoo! and turn off the 24-hour waiting period for new members. That’s be fun for a slow day.

by Grant on Jan 13, 2010 8:54 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

but then we would be stuck with a bunch of new members.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 13, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, and they’d probably just be a bunch of high school kids that would go on and on about video games…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 13, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

POST IT GRANT POST IT!

GrahamCrakalaka

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 13, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

DAMN IT

I really wanted to use this:

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 8:55 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jan 13, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That boy is goooood!

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

SESHUAL CHOCOLATE!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 9:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ya yoozed me, Grant! Ya YOOZED me!

by Every6thDay on Jan 13, 2010 9:00 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

WHAT IF I COME TO THIS SITE FOR NEWS I WOULD BE MISLED IF I DIDN’T READ THE WHOLE POST I DON’T WANT TO READ THOUGH I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT BASEBALL

- Purple Row

by Wazl on Jan 13, 2010 9:04 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

F-Purple Row

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey now.

How bad can they be if I found this there?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

the funniest thing i have seen on this blog

Bellineli, Gallinari, and Radman are my heroes!!!
Monta PPG> Monta IQ
Lakers Fans= Terrible
Go C's
Giants need to sign Barry Bonds outta retirement.

by monta.da.boss on Jan 13, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You need to stay in more.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 14, 2010 2:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oh my starz

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 13, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Where did this meme start?

by Grant on Jan 13, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

When you made a post about how there hadn’t been a baseball game on the fateful Monday and some PR poster came over and was like, “There was a game played on Monday, btw.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The 2002 World Series was not actually cut short by a meteor FYI

-PR

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 13, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

BANNED

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jan 13, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If we knew this was going to be a meme, we wouldn’t have traded our third best minor league pitcher for Garko.

by NearestNorwich on Jan 13, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Purple Row

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pedro Martinez

is a #$$%(@& hack writer and I can’t believe the Ginats hired him after he trailed Barrie Bonds for all those years and days. HE IS TEH SUXXXORS GINATS BRATS

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 9:04 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Meh

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 9:05 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Bah

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ba Blacksheep

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Stick man

6’5", 170 lbs

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Jan 13, 2010 9:05 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Spring training invite with out a garanteed 40 man spot? Sure why not. Let Tidrow and company have another couple dozen hobby cars arms to tinker with. I am more than cool with that.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 9:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Denny Bautista fantasy analysis:

“Bautista hasn’t just failed out of 5 organizations – he has failed off of the 5 worst pitching organizations in the majors. If the Orioles, Royals, Rockies, Tigers and Pirates don’t want you, you are B-A-D bad”

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Jan 13, 2010 9:12 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

That’s fact , not fantasy.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Facts always get in the way of truth.

by Every6thDay on Jan 13, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just like logic gets in the way of science.

by sfoakbay on Jan 13, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Strangely enough, it’s true. The logic getting in the way of science part, that is.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Jan 13, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was kind of excited for a second. I hate you Grant.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 13, 2010 9:20 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Grant the Dream Crusher

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Think of the midget/dwarf/little person potential!

by sakbaum on Jan 13, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shoulda sigen Willie Aames instead of Kirk Cameron

dude has God on his side

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jan 13, 2010 9:23 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

If your going to sign a guy with God on his side, then you might as well sign Tim Tebow.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t you see the SEC title game? God hath forsaken him.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

God will never forsaken Tebow!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If your going to sign a guy with God on his side, then you might as well sign Tim Tebow Kurt Warner..

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or him

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Zing.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That was just a charade

so he could get more money from AZ. The niners never had a chance. Kind of embarrassing.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t the niners even deny that interest, and that it was just manufactured by his agent?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He visited the niners

they flew him to SF in a private jet and had a car pick him up to take him to their facility.

They were like a dude desperate for a date or something.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god you are right, now its all coming back to me.

I DON’T WANT IT BACK.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IKR

but Alex will make it all go away next year.

Fuck you, haters.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He damn well better.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think if the Niners openly admitted to something like this, the league could penalize them pretty easily.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How so?

he was a free agent..

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like a problem for a team to be like “This entire process was a charade just to screw them over.”

I guess I could be wrong.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

no, I don’t think that’s why the niners did that. I think they were trying to get him, but he never had any intention to go there, at least that’s my reading of the situation. They were desperate to get him and thought they could, but he was only going there to get more money out of AZ.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wow. Looking up at scout6’s comment, I completely misread it. As in, I was off by a few miles. Awful reading comprehension moment. That was my mistake.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOLD

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I agree with you. He was posturing but had not intention of going to SF

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And I didn't want him

I was thinking there was no way he’d make it through another season healthy. Meh.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Always remember

’99 Warner can come out of nowhere and rip teams apart with an intense hatred

by chilibean_3 on Jan 13, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well then. Color me corrected.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i’d rather not color you at all

by sfoakbay on Jan 13, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sugar Bowl

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jan 13, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hi!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Kirk Cameron has a best friend named Boner

Advantage: Rapture Boi

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you ever check out his sister's web site?

She had a great quiz about how we’re all going to hell.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 13, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I go to L.A. quite often. No need to quiz me on how to get there.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I-5 or the coast?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 13, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

propeller bi-plane

hurrrrumph

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer dirigible or velopede

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 13, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe you'd even ask that question.

Have you no shame, sir? Have you no shame!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 14, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Modern Solar Automobile

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Jose Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jan 13, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The coast, man. Singing Alphaville. “For-EVER young, I wanna be FOR-EVER YOUUNNNG (fake high note) …”

I'm just here for the Journey singalongs and to ogle howie

by shanghaijim on Jan 13, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting

Wikipedia has just informed me that Boner was played by Walter Koenig’s son.

Well, it’s sort of of interesting.

Fine, it’s not interesting.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jan 13, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, it’s Kirk.

by coicoy on Jan 13, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

delorean is back!?

/auto-defenestrates

something something jhiat00 will swindle

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 13, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I read this as delorean is black!?

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, delorean is not a Spanish name, so he isn’t likely a Latin American. Of course it does sound Eastern European, so maybe he is a Moorish Ancestor, or a cracker, either way it’s ok by me.

/references own comment from a different post
/watches it go over everyone’s head
/awaits “Moops” jokes

/auto-defenestrates

something something jhiat00 will swindle

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 13, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I get it!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

delorean is black?!!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hitler to watch??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jan 13, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That show never got a fair chance. :(

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Jan 13, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I forgot about it until recently. It was great.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 13, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, you can buy the complete series for ~30 bucks. All 19 episodes. That’s more than I remember.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 13, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet.

Same creator made Better Off Ted. Makes sense. Too bad it’s going to get cancelled soon also.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 13, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HE GOT HIS CHANCE!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 13, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I LOVEd that show

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Andy is awesome.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jan 13, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ramon Ortiz.

In perpetuation?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 9:32 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Is that Russ Ortiz wearing a fake mustache?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, but that one over there is.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pedro Martinez
Pedro Gomes
Pedro Feliz
Pedro Alvarez
Pedro Cerrano

Anyone ever seen any 2 of these guys in the same room at the same time?

Suspicious.

by younghutch on Jan 13, 2010 9:42 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

…or Gomez.

by younghutch on Jan 13, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Martinez and Feliz were in the same clubhouse last year.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

attempt to blow mind fail

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jan 13, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We are all Pedro _______

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

feliciano?...

Les Plack = more chicks
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.

by Headhunter Rollins on Jan 13, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Jose Feliciano

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Underscore?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

's daddies.

Broadcasting from the obvious.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jan 13, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thig guy

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Jan 13, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Jose Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jan 13, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

According to my G’s calendar, this is Mr December’s favorite movie. His favorite band? MetallicA. Pets? Two West Highland Terriors (Jack and Lola). Ice cream? Rocky Road. Idol? Walter Payton. Hobbies? Flailing at sliders down and away; facial self-modifications.

Who am I?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Scott Rownads!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 13, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My English teacher has this calendar

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 13, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You better not leave that Tequila around here.

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

As I've said elsewhere

Kevin Cameron is good. If he can be healthy, he WILL make the team, and impress the pants off you crazy hooligans.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jan 13, 2010 10:19 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I could see this

Cameron could be this year’s Brandon Medders…Denny Bautista could be this year’s Merkin Valdez

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So this is just the first step toward signing Pedro Martinez, then? I’m pretty sure that’s what Grant is saying. Pedro Martinez will sign tomorrow. Or the next day. It’s a shoe-in at this point. His cousin is just the gateway signing.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:20 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

shoo-in

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No. It’s in the shoe. Like the little old woman. It was a give in that she would be there. If you went to the shoe, she was there. No doubt about it. Just like this move.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This conversation is all moo anyways.

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by Viliphied on Jan 13, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just like a cow’s opinion….

by Merope on Jan 13, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt

Pedro is coming!

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by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL
Aubrey Huff will bat cleanup for the Giants, GM Brian Sabean says

http://twitter.com/extrabaggs/status/7716506809

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 10:21 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

LEGIT POWRE BAT

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Worked at Arby's as a teen.

Never got over the fact that the hat looks like a reservoir tipped condom. Inside out even.
Urged people to stay away from the horsey sauce…

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by iammclovin on Jan 13, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

DINGERZ!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 13, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Can't be worse than Bengie at cleanup?

I guess Pablo is back at #3 and DeRosa will be fifth.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Jan 13, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Can't be worse than one of the worst hitters in baesball at cleanup?

Probably not. Low standards are awesome!

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

UPGRADE!

I am really hoping and praying for Posey to explode his rookie year then Huff and DeRosa doesn’t look so bad at #5 & #6.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Jan 13, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it's spelled

upgrayedd

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

upgrade

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol Tennessee / USC

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by Viliphied on Jan 13, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m offended to be compared to Lane Kiffin.

I'm just here for the Journey singalongs and to ogle howie

by shanghaijim on Jan 13, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

nice!

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

YES.

love that movie

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by Viliphied on Jan 13, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish we had a House of Representin’

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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by RDreamer on Jan 13, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So what happens when Huff repeats his season from last year...?

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He continues to hit cleanup for nearly every game he plays through the duration his contract. Duh. There is precedent for this.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What about his contract?

Does he get an extension & raise?

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Depends on his RBIs.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

This is why you’re a mod

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Travis Takashi Ishikawa (石川 隆 Ishikawa Takashi)

happens.

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by nvsfg on Jan 13, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't he the drummer for the Yellow Magic Orchestra?

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He continues to play no matter what.

BORK!

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by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh FML

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, leave my L out of this!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jan 13, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

of course he is. He’s batted there more than anyone on their squad.

You want your best hitter (Panda) in the 3 spot.

Derosa puts a RHB behind a LHB in the 5 spot.

Common sense.

Of course if Huff sucks like last year….. it could get ugly. OTOH, if he posts close to his career averages, then the Giants O will be much improved.

by joethejet on Jan 13, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yoooouu’re heeeere
There’s NOOOOOTHING I FEAR

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by shanghaijim on Jan 13, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

irl lol

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by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

More from Baggs
3B Pablo Sandoval has gained weight in Venezuela, “but not enough to worry about,” Giants GM Brian Sabean said.

OH NO, operation panda!
link

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Jan 13, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

MOAR LIKE OPERATION POUND-A

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

POUND-UP!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

POUND CAKE!

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/plays guitar with a drill

by Grant on Jan 13, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Does the guitar have a drill attached to it, or are you using the drill to play the guitar with?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You can’t be Yahoo Serious!

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/palms own face

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by delorean on Jan 13, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pound Pie

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by nvsfg on Jan 13, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Zing!

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by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what that means. Maybe he still lost a net amount of weight since the end of the season.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nets don’t weigh very much.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to weigh in on that.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, sure, fishing nets do. If you want to get technical.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am kind of glad Pablo will be batting third though, he needs to get as many AB as possible

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

assuming this, Huff is the best candidate to bat cleanup currently on the Giants. Probably lineup then becomes :

CF Aaron Rowand
2B Freddy Sanchez
3B Pablo sandoval
1B Aubrey Huff
LF Mark DeRosa
RF Nate Schierholtz
SS Edgar Renteria
C Some Dude

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Will Nate & Bowker (& Lewis for that matter)

have a ST battle to determine the RF…Or has Bork already set his line up to make the perfect double switch…for a game in mid July

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I still think Lewis will be gone by Opening Day. I have to assume they’ll give Bowker, Torres (and possibly Velez) shots to earn some PT

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

bowker has one more option left iirc

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And that option is the bench.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Probably

Sabean recently said something to the effect of: “I’m learning that you can’t really trust PCL stats” He said this about Posey, but he would probably apply to the bad solider

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ZING!!!

/auto-defenestrates

something something jhiat00 will swindle

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 13, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I really hope its Bowker

that said with Sabes & Bork judging his “poor soldiering” I don’t have much hope…I’d prefer Nate to Velez/Torres (although Torres is fine as a 4th OF)

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am starting to lean towards Bowker in Frenso. Saves the option. I don’t have to here teh Rib Eyes are the best, K are the worst and you can build a world Seires team just like a good beer league softball team crowd say his 5 P.A’s every 2 weeks was “his chance.”

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am guessing this makes me a bad person.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, it makes you a realist

Bowker should be a middle of the order hitter for the Giants but he won’t…that said he doesn’t really have anything to prove in AAA

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with this on all counts.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FRED LEWIS AT SS!!!

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Versatility!

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/Yakety Sax

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think Nate has earned the RF job just yet

It’ll be a battle alright, 3 men entered but only one will leave…

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Jan 13, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If only there was an opportunity last season to figure out if he was any good.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 13, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

but we were in it.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I do like his cannon arm though

He should bait every hitter to try for 2nd or 3rd than BAM, eat your damn eggroll on the bench!

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Jan 13, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You know, this is a good point. If Randy Winn was good enough to start every day and bat third or fifth much of the time, then why did they not resign him. For that matter, why isn’t Benji the cleanup hitter?

Oh right. Fucking Boch.

/auto-defenestrates

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 13, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Try not to think about it too much. It’s bad for your blood pressure.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 13, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Benji thing makes sense because it is a money thing. But Winn would have been cheaper than DeRosa, and if Winn was our 3 hitter, than he must be better than DeRosa who is our 5 hitter. Right!?!?

eh…

/auto-defenestrates

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FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 13, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He shouldn’t have more than six abs in my opinion. The eight-pack is just unnatural.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You’re on fire today

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by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, put him out already.

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d rather light him on fire.

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

On more fire?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Teach a man to light a fire and he'll be warm all night....

….but light that man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.

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by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Jan 13, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

On a conference call with baseball writers Giants GM Brian Sabean says that Sandoval-Huff-DeRosa will be the 3-4-5 hitters

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

at least that' 3 guys that can legitimately hit 20 dingerz

DINGERZ!!!

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Cumulatively?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Over the life of their contracts!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jan 13, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WE GOT MORE DINGERZ!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 13, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

2010 Giants - Masters of the 20 Dingerz relay race!!!

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Turderer’s Row (no offense, Panda)

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ugh, we will be breaking out the booze early this season i think.

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by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

For a day, then Bochy will mix up the lineup.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 13, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rowand gets a hit on opening day

/inserted at cleanup for a month

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Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, he may be one of the better options.

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Since they’re not going to play Lewis, Rownad probably is the best option.

by taliesin on Jan 13, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

For some catharsis

they need to do a MW2 airport level where you walk through the Giants’ front office instead.

Jesus fucking christ

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by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Jan 13, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh God

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that’s dumb. But at least it’s dumb that doesn’t really do that much harm.

by taliesin on Jan 13, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Grant, you sly dog!

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2010 10:34 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I know, right?

by Grant on Jan 13, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

With Huff passing his physical

do we know who will be DFA’d… Hopefully it will be Valdez or Hinshaw, or Steve Johnson will be returned.

/waits for Lewis/Frandsen to be DFA’d

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Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:43 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

LOL FRED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish

at least he can start ST with another team rather than scramble around in April.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

who is going to be the problem after fred is gone?

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Jan 13, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nate/Bowker

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by Viliphied on Jan 13, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

From Sabean, whenever this move is made official:
I’ll say one thing about Fred. He was strong enough to be a whipping boy.

The first time he dropped a ball, we recognized that we still didn’t have any better options. That was not Fred’s fault. Later, he dropped a few more in games when it wouldn’t have mattered if I had only put together a competent offense. That was not Fred’s fault. We are at a crossroads in my mind, and apparently the fans, the press and some people in the clubhouse felt he needed to go.

Now we’re going to find out what they’re made of. We’ll see who’s strong enough to be the whipping boy now – maybe Nate. I can only hope it’s Nate, because whipping boys make it easy to hide my own shortcomings as a general manager. We’re going to find out who, when and how we’re going to step up. Right now, as we speak, we’re heading closer to last place than first place. I don’t know that that was Fred Lewis’s fault.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

My guess is Frandsen.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/tears

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 13, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds like it hurts.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ask Frandsen’s Achilles tendon

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by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hinshaw imo

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I really hope it isn't

see my sig

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL FRANDSEN

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you have that WTFRANDSEN Jersey pic

That is quite funny

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol bocock

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

they have 4 outfielder, 7 infielders,and infinite pitchers on their entire 40 men lol

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sorry 9 infielders

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mike McCoy, Jarrett Hoffpauir and Brian Bocock on the 40 man

so 2 decent AAA players…and Bocock

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL MATT DOWNS, LOL BOCOCK

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How about Downs? Anyone really believe he can play in the big leagues? At least Frandsen has hit wherever he’s been.

by joethejet on Jan 13, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

downs has options left. you can’t Frandsen on the minor league this year after he doesn’t make it out of spring training (and he won’t)

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You can’t Frandsen on the minor league, period.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like Frandsen, yeah!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 13, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Frandsen with myself.

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by iammclovin on Jan 13, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I Frandsen with your mom.

by sfoakbay on Jan 13, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hard to say. If you have an injury or something (see Vizquel, Omar) Franny is your best option. Besides, no one is going to pick up Downs off of waivers. Everyone has guys like him in the minors.

by joethejet on Jan 13, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think Frandsen is our best option period. (At SS)

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

with uribe, derosa, and franchez all can play multiple positions

I don’t think that would be a problem. Plus, if both Uribe and Renteria go on the DL, there is always Posey MIRITE

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree. Sabean did a good job this offseason making sure Frandsen was not necessary.

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by ResDog on Jan 13, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Besides, no one is going to pick up Downs off of waivers.

Now you’re pushing it Joe.

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by nvsfg on Jan 13, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think he’s a prospect to be more than a utility player, but if Bocock was picked up, maybe anybody can be picked up.

Still, I think most teams have 2-3 guys like Downs on their 40 man already. Well…. maybe not the Padres or the Pirates. :-)

by joethejet on Jan 13, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Downs would certainly be claimed off waivers. He’d be the 2010 version of Travis Denker.

by taliesin on Jan 13, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Check what he did when he played regularly in Sept of 2007 (the only time he’s played on a regular basis in the majors)

by joethejet on Jan 13, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

TBH I don’t see Frandsen contributing anymore. Mind you that was two seasons and an Achilles tendon tear ago.

I’m about ready to see Brendan Crawford

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by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/strikes out

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Jan 13, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m ready to see Brandon Crawford. A Pleasanton-kid.

by joethejet on Jan 13, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The problem is I don't think he is ready to see us yet.

/ stares at the Lewis is the problem crowd and gives them the finger.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

true

I can’t imagine why a month of stats never convinced Brain and Bork that he should be in the lineup every day. Except for the whole running over dog/sleeping with daughters thing.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That month did convince them that he was ready to play every day. But then he blew up his achilles and then, while he was in rehab, he slept with Sabean’s wife. And the rest is history.

by taliesin on Jan 13, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Downs could be a decent reserve

I don’t think he’s as good as Rohlinger, because RR can play SS, but Downs as a reserve INF would be ok.

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dime a dozen player

by joethejet on Jan 13, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There’s still value in a player like Downs

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by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes – .833¢ apparently.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 13, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

True

but he is probably Big League Ready so I would think some team would take a flier on him if he were DFA’d.

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not on this team.

/Bocock

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Giants have at least three guys like Downs, Rohlinger and Frandsen. You could throw Burriss into that mix too. So what if someone picks him up? Can you say “Travis Denker”?

by joethejet on Jan 13, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, man, what did Matt Downs do to you?

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by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d just rather see them keep Frandsen than Downs. He’s been mediocre everywhere. Frandsen has hit everywhere.

by joethejet on Jan 13, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Huh? Downs has better minor league numbers than Frandsen.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Downs: 307 .363 .491 .854
Frandsen: 317 .380 .452 .832

Ok, they’re closer than I thought. I just wasn’t impressed by Downs, but, upon further review, Downs might be a better choice to keep only because he’s younger and has options.

by joethejet on Jan 13, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That seems a bit harsh. He’s been old for his level, obviously, but he had a .947 OPS at S-K, .851 at San Jose and .834 at Fresno. As a middle infielder, those aren’t too bad (obviously, it’s mostly good hitting environments.) But Frandsen’s record isn’t much better than that.

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by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And Kevin was always old for his levels too anyway

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by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't Make me Pull Out The Spreadsheets !!

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Jose Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jan 13, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/clutch clutch

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by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

a dime

is a nice reasonable salary, freeing up quarters and dollar bills to be thrown at free agent catchers.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

As long as Hinshaw and Valdez are on the 40-man, it shouldn’t be Downs.

by taliesin on Jan 13, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Frandsen

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by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sabes re: MadBum
–Sabean said the Giants have a little financial flexibility to shop for a catcher and relief pitching, but he still doesn’t anticipate signing another starter to allow top prospect Madison Bumgarner to begin this season in the minor leagues. "I don’t know that the fifth starter will fit the bill as much ast here might be some interesting relief choices to give us more presence," he said.

via Baggs

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 13, 2010 10:58 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

This is really, really disappointing.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

when was the last time Sabean told the truth to a reporter?

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

When that reporter asked about Vlad Guerrero

He was pretty honest…

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That was the last time Sabean told the truth...

he was wrong, but he told the truth.

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by nvsfg on Jan 13, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sabes re: Huff
Even in a down year he drove in 85 runs

Also if you read the whole thing, Baggs seems to hint that Lewis is going to be gone.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 13, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We’ve been expecting that to happen for months, but I’ll still be enraged and depressed when it actually does occur.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Although the KNBR callers will be ecstatic.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

KFRED

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve been in denial :(

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 13, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, Lewis apparently didn’t see eye-to-eye with Bochy, so it doesn’t surprise me.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah Bochy is 6’4" and Lewis is only 6’2"

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK OUR GM IS A FUCKING IDIOT.

FUCK.

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by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d rather sign a fifth starter than a catcher

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by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I would rather have signed a fifth starter than signed another hitter prior to Huff.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That was awkwardly worded. I think you know what I mean, though.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think you know what I mean

Always sounds pervy.

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I need another live arm to support my rotation, IF you know what I mean. /winks

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by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Velocity whore.

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by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

wink wink nudge nudge

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by DrStankus on Jan 13, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Know what I mean, huh? /nudge /nudge

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by ResDog on Jan 13, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Say no Mohr.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing we had him instead of Vlad

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

DOUG DAVIS!

MAKE IT HAPPEN SABES

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 13, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

needs more Wang

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

how spicy would you like your WANG sauce

Pablo > mankind

by Meatball on Jan 13, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Very.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hooray for junkballers

I miss Yabu.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I miss triple plays!

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry

Rowand will help you out

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Si

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 13, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, I’m not sure about this.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 13, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, he has been pretty honest this offseason.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We will offer Bengie Molina arbitration
Freddy sanchez’s option will be picked up
Buster Posey is not ready to catch at the major league level
I am not an idiot

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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No on Bay and Holliday,
When he changed tune on Posey
When he said he was not going after Dye (which I did not believe).
Will not go multiyear on a catcher (so far)

You do got me on the last one though.

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by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Presence?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 13, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and because Huff is viewed as a legitimate cleanup presence

wut

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants’ Front Office, everyone!

by sfoakbay on Jan 13, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that’s dumb. Could Sabean really be that dumb?

by taliesin on Jan 13, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

“I am not an idiot” – Brian Sabean

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by Viliphied on Jan 13, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Another one of his lies

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 13, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He isn't an idoit.

He is a More Uun.

/ chomps ona carrot like Bugs Bunny

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 14, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol
Huff is known as a fun-loving guy and some of his personality came out on the call when asked about AT&T Park’s unfriendly aspects for left-handed hitters. "Listen," he said, "If Barry Bonds can hit home runs there, I can, right?"

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by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 11:05 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

That and painting with the naked chick’s ass…I’m liking him already.

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by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

BLB could probably still hit more HRs in ATT park this season than Huff will.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Its funny sad because its true

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by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, no, no.

Parse, people!

“Listen,” he said, “If Barry Bonds can hit home runs there, I can, right?”

Huff wants Bonds back!

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bonds at age 46 was one of the best hitters in the league still.... so would he be our best hitter now? i think so.

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by monta.da.boss on Jan 13, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ummmm if you are talking about Barry…. he is 45 at the moment. So I’m not sure how you get that he was one of the best hitters in the league at 46..

by Merope on Jan 13, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

umm i misspoke

i meant his last season, he was like 500 obp with 650 slugg
best on the team by far
and league

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by monta.da.boss on Jan 13, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

monta, albert, albert, monta

by sfoakbay on Jan 13, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No

He wouldn’t.

by goGSW24 on Jan 13, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

…sure.

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lolwut

Sure, even I can send them into the Cove. With a catapault

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by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

…or a 5 iron.

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by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he’s kidding

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by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hate him.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jan 13, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Panda launched one in the area of the cable car lefthanded in the Sanchez no-hitter game. And that was on an offspeed pitch.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yup

My favorite of the year. Very Bondsian.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I remember him hitting one in AZ that seemed just as far.

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 13, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

:D

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by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think Eugenio came close to that area once

I was majorly surprised that one game

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Jan 13, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL


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by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 11:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

So happy to be here.

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by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mark DUHHHHHrosa

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hanging with Timmy in the offseason?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Jan 13, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

OK Giants Marketing Staff

You’re gonna be earning your money this year. CHARISMA DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope they make some of those stupid posters with Huff and DeRosa.

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t wait for that — they’re worse every year, and I have to look at them every day.

by kdl on Jan 13, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

BALLS OF FIRE

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by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

THROWS FLAMEING SHIT?!?!?

Well that could at least be amuseing .

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

As long as its a strike. Who would wanna try and hit that shit?

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by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it's nasty

/Kruk

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A foul tip off his ankel would have a whole new meaning.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Huff’s “psycho” acspect should be easy to work with.

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by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Your 2010 Giants

STAY OUT OF THE SHOWER

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/cues_violins

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Jan 13, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I remember as a kid, this amazed me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KREMgZa6W08

#1 FanShot Champion

by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This awakens long dormant memories for me.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Jan 13, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

.

/auto-defenestrates

something something jhiat00 will swindle

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jan 13, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Gross.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jan 13, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.....they both kinda look like...

…tools.

What's the matter with Sabean?!?!? He's a bum!

by Fulcher on Jan 13, 2010 4:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

huff looks like david morse

Bellineli, Gallinari, and Radman are my heroes!!!
Monta PPG> Monta IQ
Lakers Fans= Terrible
Go C's
Giants need to sign Barry Bonds outta retirement.

by monta.da.boss on Jan 13, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. I am greening this.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jan 13, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Soon Sarah Palin will sign with this newsworthy organization.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Something tells me she’d rely on her eyes to tell her all she needed to know about players.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You bet'cha

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 13, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Which scouting reports did you read?

Oh, all of them. You know…all the big ones.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 13, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is Heidi Fleiss starting up business again?

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

McCovey Chronicles - Punking The World

I went to AzSnakepit and mentioned that their pages loaded so quickly, and mused as to why.

In the musing: a link to the Huff thread.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Grant Wins

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

Second to a Dodgers thing now.

by goGSW24 on Jan 13, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I specifically didn’t submit this one for distribution because I didn’t want to do that. Oh well.

by Grant on Jan 13, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

VICTORY

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Jan 13, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol Jermaine Dye in the Petco Outfield

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet. That might be the move the upgrades the Giants the most this offseason.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is how the giants will upgrade their offense; by downgrading the opponents defense.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

BHUT DINGURZ

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He could handle RF at AT&T.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Jan 13, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Pablo > mankind

by Meatball on Jan 13, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Miyeachel Organ sez

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s the old one-hand-no-look method preferred by T-Ballers.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Jan 13, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was scared to click Up to see what you were refering to. Then I realized it didn’t say T-Baggers.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

BUT THE BEST BASEBALL MINDS SAY HES GREAT. IF THEYRE WRONG WE MUST QUESTION THE VERY FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That opened up right in front of me. I felt like Alice Down The Rabbit Hole. Or somethin'.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

if you stare at that pic, while scrolling your browser window up and down real fast, nausea starts to ease in.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You sure you aren’t looking at the Giants LOLineup?

by Merope on Jan 13, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That is a given every day

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/shows picture to Mychael Urban

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jan 13, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Fathers

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There is so much comedy gold in Baggs’ latest blog post:


…Bochy said he wants to keep as set a lineup as possible. He doesn’t envision first base being a platoon situation.

The top five hitters, as Bochy sees it today: Aaron Rowand, Freddy Sanchez, Pablo Sandoval, Aubrey Huff, Mark DeRosa.
Sabean did not sound disappointed about missing out on LaRoche, by the way: "It was a good twist of fate as things turned out where other avenues ended up not being pursued. This ended up being our best option and we’re glad it turned out this way."

by kdl on Jan 13, 2010 11:18 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Re: LaRoche

Well you know Sabean wouldn’t say “We had to settle for plan B”

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Jan 13, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i actually don’t mind Huff that much at 3M. Compared to LaRoche at 8M+, and a one year deal.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

same here

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Totally agree… The cost/length gives the deal a decent upside.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Jan 13, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know if I think “decent upside” is the same as “best option,” but I basically agree. The Huff signing is obviously 109,000 times better than other “veteran” signings Sabean has made in the last few years.

by kdl on Jan 13, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Only because it doesn’t do that much harm in that it’s low dollars for only one year. But it’s just as dumb as any of those other signings. They’re paying a player who’s worse than Travis Ishikawa $3M. Why?

by taliesin on Jan 13, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot this one
"The catcher’s market is remarkably still evolving," Sabean said. "There will probably be somebody left without a place to go that we can turn to.

Right. Because that’s the person we want. I can see Bochy giving the managerial equivalent of a pity fuck, and starting this poor schlub the whole season.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jan 13, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No one has mentioned this guy yet: http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/v/valenja01.shtml?redir

Mlbtraderumors has him as a FA. Is there something I am missing? Does his defense blow?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

those OPS+ …

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It looks like he only played in Triple-A last year, and for some reason didn’t catch. Maybe he’s perpetually injured.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Here’s how Schulman put it, which is even more depressing:

In a conference call today, GM Brian Sabean seemed confident he could sign a veteran catcher (Yorvit Torrealba and Rod Barajas are among those still available), meaning Buster Posey is destined for the minors.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?&entry_id=55191#ixzz0cWSpbg2S

by kdl on Jan 13, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

At least I will get to see him in Fresno for a bit.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Way to see the silver lining!

by kdl on Jan 13, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Delays time clock…

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL no MLB experience

I have a sinking feeling that’s better than what would happen if he started the season and hit poorly in April…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

In which case I would see him in Fresno for a long while.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Chukchansi Park

third pole of the Bermuda Triangle.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That was John Shea being a pseudo Schulman which makes it seem much less real to me.

by capn on Jan 13, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, thanks. It was linked from Schulman’s twitter, so I didn’t even check for the author.

by kdl on Jan 13, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

no worries. i did the same thing at first. I am just clinging to the idea that it is not true

by capn on Jan 13, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shea did read a lot into the comment that Baggs’ did not, so you could very well be right. Sabean said,

“We are willing to go to (rookie Buster) Posey but we are keeping an open mind. We’ll revisit as we go along."

by kdl on Jan 13, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So here’s a depressing line of thought: Who would we all rather have, Barajas or Yorvit?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yorvit. I liked him when he was on the Giants before.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Holm!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd take Torrealba.

Once you’re a Blank that taint is on you for life.

see: Medders, Howry, Herges,Ortiz.
And perennial dartboard favorite Steve Finley.

Just look what they reduced Randy Johnson to!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They reduced him?

You mean he was an even bigger Unit before he joined the DBags?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Jan 13, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he was a pretty big a-hole for the rox the past couple of years… kind of a more ’roided up and latino version of david eckstein

by capn on Jan 13, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is there a difference? They seem pretty interchangeable to me. I’d go with the cheaper one.

by taliesin on Jan 13, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And yet MadBum and his 88 mph fastball is destined for the majors

God I hope he’s hitting 94 in spring training

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I had the exact, same thought.

Mind = boggled.

by kdl on Jan 13, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tats and herb!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Was that after he dumped Peaches?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Jan 13, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

…but now they’re …
reunited!!

by Merope on Jan 13, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And feels so good?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Jan 13, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

STAT

This boogle board made for McC.

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Jose Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jan 13, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

SLAB

As in “The Giants offense is still on a slab at the morgue”

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 13, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

also stab…this offense makes me a little stabby

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 13, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

GAR!

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Gelist

one who specializes in gel.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

I bow before you

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jan 13, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

can you go diagonal in Boggle?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

#2 in Fanshots

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. I was surprised no one used GNATS.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jan 13, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

REALISH

The giants offense

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jan 13, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody find TINSTAPP in there ?

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Jose Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jan 13, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I will continue to not worry at all about the Giants handling of and evaluation of their young pitching

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jan 13, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sabean added, “With Rowand as the leadoff hitter and Sanchez second, suddenly you have five guys in a row you’re comfortable with who have a track record.”

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?&entry_id=55191#ixzz0cWV1CvwX

Lords there is so much wrong contained in such a little package here I am surprised it doesn’t have its own separate event horizon. He hates the Giants more than Xanthan does.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Four of whom were pretty mediocre last year. Some track record

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

2 of whom were hurt of important parts of the season as well. 2 -3 of whom can be expeted to have above 345 OBP. Did I just hear the song for the skit “Lowerred Expectations”?

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You think three of them might have above .345 OBP? WOW is that optimistic. If the over-under was 1.5, I would take the under for sure.

by taliesin on Jan 13, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am just trying to give the benifit of the doubt.

Depending on injurying I could see 3 of them doing it. presumeing they are not able to be marched out there like the ’09 Renteria or the ’08 Rowand was.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 14, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well that will do it

I wondered what could be as depressing as Molina permanently at cleanup; Rowand as leadoff 162 times will be teh awesmoe!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

track record

ML track record that sucks > MiL track record that is good.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 13, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

TRACK RECORD !!

SEE that NERDZ!

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Jan 13, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pity they aren’t going to be at a track meet.

by Merope on Jan 13, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

2010 Giants – Masters of the 20 Dingerz Relay race!!

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

SCOTT'S TRACK SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jan 13, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

TRACK RECORD

Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.

by tobias on Jan 14, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

down the stretch nerds

Brian, Please do me a favor. Don’t use the word. You may not use that word. It is off-limits to you. Only those in this house that understand track record may use it. And don’t use any part of it either. Don’t use "track." Don’t use "record." You’re at the Olympics, you can point – the man is running around an oval thing. And … and … he set a World…. thing."

Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.

by tobias on Jan 14, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There's an article on SFGiants.com

saying a reunion with Yorvit could be coming soon

Kevin Frandsen: The best SS on the Giants roster
Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Jan 13, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So, when he was cheap, they had to get rid of him to bring in a costly replacement and not upgrade elsewhere.

Now that he costs more, he’s a target

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 14, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

THE GIANTS WAY!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 14, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOLRoche

Sabean called his bluff with due diligence.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Jan 13, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Grant's penis

…mightier than his sword

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Jan 13, 2010 11:27 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

What does pene past have to do with anything?

Oh it is almost Lunch time!!

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh good! I’m not the only one who gets hungry when he thinks of Grant’s penis.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

OK trebek

I’ll take anal bumcover for $500

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Uh

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 13, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

From my wife's cookbook

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 11:30 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Nice quote on the salt & pepper shakers. Too bad the reply fail bounced out to teh left edge.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah this was supposed to be for the baggs quotes =/

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh what a pity!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Jan 13, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The real what now?

by chilibean_3 on Jan 13, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Neal

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

omg

I want to add him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"Add"

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You will enjoy some entertaining dialogue between him and Evan Crawford

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/fumes at Barold von Zitenhausen

I'm just here for the Journey singalongs and to ogle howie

by shanghaijim on Jan 13, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If Pedro Martinez actually signs with the Giants later today or tomorrow, Grant will officially be exposed as a sorcerer.

by deuce deuce on Jan 13, 2010 11:49 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Heads at Purple Row will explode

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He did call the Patriots loss last weekend…not sure if it was his “Lock of the week” though.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

my brain almost exploded when i saw this headline

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Jan 13, 2010 11:56 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Free agent first baseman Russell Branyan told Jim Street of MLB.com that there are a “couple of teams” interested in him.
He declined to name the teams, but is confident that a Major League contract offer is on its way. “I would be crazy not to think any other way,” Branyan said. “I hit 31 home runs and played well at first base. I’m not sure what to expect, but as I sit here right now, I expect to be playing in the Major Leagues next season.” The 34-year-old first baseman batted .251/.347/.520 with a career-high 31 home runs and 76 RBI last season

Interesting… I wouldn’t be surprised if the deal he gets is similar to the one we just gave Huff.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 11:57 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

2009 Branyan: 76 RBI
2009 Huff: 85

Huff > Branyan

My work here is done.

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sabes got his computer guy to sort his Free Agent spreadsheet by RBI

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Giants IT Department!

BRING ME THE SPREADSHEETS, NERDS!

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LaRoche only had 83 RBI last year

No wonder Sabes is pleased he ended up with Huff instead

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME

by kdl on Jan 13, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We're working on it

waiting for new shipment of punchcards

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Branyan=good RBI guy
Huff= GREAT RBI guy

It’s just science.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

CANT ARGUE WITH THE NUMBERS

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Jan 13, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I want this guy’s ears.

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think I have them

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 13, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

From Baggs notes, a Sabean quote:

Sabean echoed those sentiments, saying, "The more we examined what he has done and what we need, we thought this would be a good fit. He’s a fourth hitter who’s been a run producer and quite frankly he’s got the track record we were looking for. Even in a down year he drove in 85 runs which is something we needed.

siiiigh

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Jan 13, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That this man directs the baseball team in San Francisco, California is one of the universe’s great ironies.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jan 13, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You know what’s a runs producer? Me after having to swallow this crap from Sabes. At least pretend to use some other metrics than OMGRBIS

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Jan 13, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i c wat u did

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jan 13, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

glad someone finally did (i think)

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Jan 13, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Suck is strong with this one.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

His track record is pretty awesome.

(In 2004!)

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by xanthan on Jan 13, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

God dammit.

If there was ever a case for refuting RIBBIES, it’s 2009 Aubrey Huff. Talk about a lost cause.

by ryanmiles on Jan 13, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Our best hope now is he Michigan left’s into something good.

Waht was that?

No, I wouldn’t hold my breath either.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ok, you guys are baiting me

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 13, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, we truly hate RBIs as a measure of success.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Jan 13, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you think Aubrey Huff was better than Russell Branyan last year?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Jan 13, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, I am not baiting you. A batter getting RBI is a lot like running back gettinga lot of yardage. If the guys In front of either are crap then he aint doing crap. Their is not magical 5 run home run.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

bad analogy

Barry Sanders

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A once in 3-4 gerneration expection. And even he would had had a much higher resault per carry if he had something resembleing a competant line.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It is like Bonds ‘01 year. He hits 71 HRs but only has 137 RBI’s. So he only had 66 RBI’s thta were not himself being knocked in. Impressive and yet depressing at teh same time.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ha.

As odd as this may seem, you didn’t even cross my mind.

by ryanmiles on Jan 13, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If a guy consistently has a bunch of RBIs, here’s why:
1) he has a lot of opportunities (probably hits third, fourth, or fifth)
2) he hits for power, as obviously extra base hits drive in more guys than singles

very distant 3rd) he’s one of the very few players who consistently hits better with runners on base

At the extremes, Manny Ramirez might drive in more guys hitting eighth than Neifi Perez would batting fourth, but it’s a function of power and nothing else…

by GiantJay on Jan 13, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

protip

the world isn’t about you

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jan 13, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/thanks, mom

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 13, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

seems I was the one doing the baiting—FTW (if that means For the Win)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 13, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Using the game logs on baseball reference that jponry pointed me to, I found that Huff drove in about 21% of all runners on base in 2009, while Branyan drove in 23%. To give a sense of perspective, Pujols drove in 28%, while Willie Bloomquist drove in 11%.

Huff had 597 plate appearances, in which he came up with 406 runners on base (216 on first, 127 on second, and 63 on third). Branyan had 505 plate appearances, in which he came up with 335 runners on base (173 on first, 95 on second, and 67 on third).

In other words, Huff drove in 85 runs with his opportunities including 190 runners in scoring position, while Branyan drove in 76 runs with his opportunities including 162 runners in scoring position.

by GiantJay on Jan 13, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

nerd

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."

by GiantPain on Jan 13, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

protip

ribeyes are excellent nerb bait

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Jan 13, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve never had nerb before. Is it good with A1 sauce?

by GiantJay on Jan 13, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/i am laim

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!