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Post-Game: Padres Defeat the Giants

 

 

 

Thoughts on Bumgarner after the jump...

Star-divide

  • Ranged from 87 to 92 on the fastball, which would be consistent with the recent reports that he's lost a little velocity. That isn't always a big deal when ...wait, did they just say that Too Short was going to be on Chronicle Live? "I remember how it all began/I used to chat with Greg Papa, my announcing friend"... dealing with teenagers, apparently. I read that on a blog somewhere. But that didn't mean that the fastball was easy pickin's. Caught a few looking, got a few swingthroughs. Deceptive delivery.
  • The breaking ball is better than I expected. It's inconsistent as all heck, but it has potential as more than a not-fastball, which is what I was expecting. A not-fastball is defined as, "I'm throwing this because it isn't a fastball, and I want you to think I have other pitches." Not the case, as I can see the pitch becoming something he'd want to throw with two strikes.
  • The command is there. The control is spotty. Or vice versa. I can't remember which is which. He can avoid walks, but he isn't nailing the corners of the strike zone with every pitch. If you were confused about the scouting distinction between "command" and "control", Bumgarner's a good subject to study.
  • There's no way in heck he's ready for a full-time gig in a major league rotation. Not that there was anyone suggesting otherwise, but it's good to see the evidence. The temptation is gone. Thanks for the spot start, and I really think he was a better option than the Martinezes, Sadowskis, and Pucetaseseses of the organization. That's a post for another day. Like, tomorrow. But hone the stuff, and see you next fall.

But, heck, that all seems like a bunch of future talk, doesn't it? Craziness, what with the Giants in a torrid pennant race!

...that finds them three back of the next team up...

...again...

There's a lot of baseball left in the season. But the Rockies would have to lose three more times for the Giants to have a chance, and the Rockies haven't lost since April. I'm not sure why I'm still freaking out about a team that can't score more than three runs against Kevin Correia.

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Playoffs are fading away

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yah and we’re almost back in the same exact spot

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

and will be 5 out by the end of the weekend

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

And there are now 2 weeks less left in the season.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hence the fading

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

i’m not predicting any miracles, but we were in a similar situation then too

by sfoakbay on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got very good arm action tonight, and a good arm slot pitching to lefties.

His velocity wasn’t there. Until he gets back to 94-95 MPH, he won’t be able to succeed in the majors. He needs more time in the minors.

As for the Playoffs, 3 backs now and with the Rockies schedule coming up, we’re not going to make it. At this point, I hope we fall out early enough to see some Posey.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

they’ve got more easy stuff coming up. Albeit on the road. We have dodgers rockies then dodgers again. We’ve put ourselves in a position where a sweep of the Rockies might not even get us the lead back.

I mean, miracles do happen, but not with this team. Not when you can’t score more than 3 runs off Kevin Correia at home.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just utterly depressing because I feel like we’re wasting all of this pitching.

Who is to say that Sanchez and Zito will have this success next year?

by giants92388 on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh, if they won't succeed next season, then we're no good anyway

Regardless of how this turns out we’ve had a successful season. I am hoping whatever happens in the next 3 weeks leads to the departure of Bochy and Molina.

Whatever it takes to get rid of those 2, please make it happen.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta start at the top if you want the organization to really change.

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by Lyle on Sep 9, 2009 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same with Timmy and Cain.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he really /selfban?

He said he would at the end of the Bad-Time-for-a-Broom-Pic thread, and I haven’t seen him since.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like the last time he posted was on Sunday in the last GDT.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he does come back.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seemed kind of bummed out even beyond the crap he was getting, I think he had thought the Giants were going to do a lot better than they did on the trip

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably already back under a pseudonym.

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here I am.

Not really. But I am here under a pseudonym. Aren’t you?

by FreshStart on Sep 9, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is the hope that Sanchez has figured things out, but then again, he could just Oliver Perez it next year :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehh thats not quite accurate. He can show better command than he did today, and if that plays more normally, and the other pitches develop, he’d do fine in the majors. He’d need that mid-nineties fastball to dominate (along with the other stuff).

Prospective parent of new pick, Zack Wheeler. Projectable Righty stolen from the braves. Of course, I stalk my son's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/zackwheelerbaseball

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by haverecords on Sep 8, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

his fastball was 87-89, an occassional 90 tonight. I liked what I saw, he definitely needs more polishing though.

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by timmeh on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. hopefully his velocity returns with some rest.

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by haverecords on Sep 9, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

he definitely needs more polishing though

Madison Bumgarnerski

All polished up for ya

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 9, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since when do you have to throw 94-95 to succeed in the majors? There are plenty of pitchers that have, and have had plenty of success throwing exactly where he was last night and lower. Yes he needs a bit more seasoning, but everything appears to be there. Stuff is good enough. I have a feeling if you took debut jitters out, he would have had better command/control.

I thought one of the biggest deals was his mental toughness that a lot of young pitchers don’t have. He gave up that first homerun and what did he do? Got strike one and eventually got out of the inning quickly.

by dannyschmanny on Sep 9, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, umm he normally throw 94-95. His arm is tired from a high number of ip

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 9, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The point is that his fastball at 88-92MPH was very hittable. Not only was it hittable, but the Padres, a team that is just north of the Giants’ power hitting prowess, were teeing off on his fastball over the plate. Real hitters would destroy this stuff.

He kept his breaking stuff down, so he was able to induce outs, but it was very far from a dominating performance.

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Sep 9, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Season is over… yada yada..

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty much

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

anybody wants to buy 11 tickets for this Saturday’s game? I got some….

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I has a sad that I got suckered into these

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice fan.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

$20 for 2, take it or leave it

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 8, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I’m disappointed with how this game went but I’d still always be happy to go to a game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

GARLIC FRIES!

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cha cha bowl

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ghiradelli Sundaes!!!

by Merope on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously I love taking a walk around the promenade and pausing every now and then to watch the game. I particularly like (on sunny days) standing under the flagpoles.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 years of season tickiets from 2001-2005

and going to 40+ games each and every year, there isn’t a single angle I have not taken at the park (except luxury suits). While I still enjoy going to the yard, the novelty of the ballpark itself wore out a loooooong time ago lol.

When I go now, I go for Giants baseball. I can no longer afford season tickets with a mortgage now to my name, but I still made it out to 10+ games this year.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A thing doesn’t have to be novel to appreciate its charms.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been a season ticketholder since the park opened and still love being at the yard.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 9, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have sat in almost every section of the park (except behind home and the luxury suits). I dog sat for a beat writer how paid me with comp seats the paper gave him, so my seats were random and every seat I sat in had an awesome view of the field. My favorites are probably the lower seat on the 3rd base foul line by the tarp/ball dude.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 9, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I never leave my seat when I go to the game. My focus is always on the game. Even if the Giants suck or are frustrating me, I can still enjoy going to the park and watching a game. (Unless it’s that game against the Reds.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I had a blast at that game against the Reds

There were DINGERZ, it was close and exciting, hell, even the bottom of the ninth was exciting. There was just one half inning of bleurgh. I love being at the ballpark (but I don’t go often enough for the novelty to wear off)

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 9, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

the sky is falling… blah blah

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina is slow…blah blah blah…

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

over is season…yoda yoda…

by iammclovin on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

is season over…jabba jabba…

by sfoakbay on Sep 8, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

A long term contract
I had to sign
Cause I’ll be making these movies
Til the end of time
Oh my Yoda, oh oh oh oh
Yoda

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin’
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he’s toast
Well, I’m still here and he’s a ghost
I guess I’ll train this boy

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!

by Lyle on Sep 9, 2009 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

STILL NO BUSTER POSEY

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

haha, i ONLY root for the giants, i still love this team brah

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the way this team is run.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

me. newsletter. registration.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to think that if the Giants don’t make the playoffs then Bochy and Sabes will be out of here.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

we won’t so that is a preferable ending to this season

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

right.

That is the only good thing that could come out of this season. That and Aurilia finally retiring.

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia retiring, right. Sabean and Bochy returns: Aurilia 3 year deal.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you look at the season out of context and see that this team had this record, then they shouldn’t really be fired since it really is amazing we’re at where we’re at now. But if we continue to crumble at the end of the season they’re gone.

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Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh noes

yu can’t fire the manager of the year bro

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we continue the crumble he will not be manager of the year.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking Sabes was feeling the heat so he made those moves to get Freddy and Garko.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked what I saw from Bumgarner, if he can get his velocity back up… /drools

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Grant should post another entry full of abject hopelessness and despair.

it’s worked two times before …

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Too hopeless and desparified.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what we pay you for Grant. To overcome your despair and lead us in hopelessness.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait?

We pay Grant for this?

by Mrbasepaul on Sep 9, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhhh, it’s more of a “title” (overlord) than actual pay.

by younghutch on Sep 9, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think this’ll work. gonna go get some chicken blood and mandrake brb

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, at least we don’t have any concerns about Lincecum’s health or MadBum’s velocity

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 8, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today sucked in all kinds of ways

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And not just in baseball, over here.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t work if you’re hoping for the reverse jinx, though. It has to be posted out of pure, legitimate despair.

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by raisingcain on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh I am gonna go read. I will complain about this later or tomorrow.

Procrastination of complaining. I like it

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

If Lincecum can’t make his next start completely pain-free, I am 100% for shutting him down and conceding the season.

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

okey dokey

and then let’s all pray really really hard that the pain goes away over the winter

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what we’ve heard, it doesn’t seem to be that serious

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2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 9, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You think they would alert everyone if it were?

by speckops on Sep 9, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am pretty sure there should be a second “h” in there somewhere.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see what you did there

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Sep 8, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, some people do say farm “fahrm.”

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by WalrusMan on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I don’t appreciate the humor, but there are in fact two h’s in the phrase ‘/Bochy sits the farm’. It’s the elusive third h you’re looking for.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

D:

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 8, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh. ugh. just ugh.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

/bangs head against wall repeatedly

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You know who I hate……Bengie Molina

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate renteria more

by Fila429 on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits patiently for the stretch

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

//sprains a quad stretching//

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

(>_<)/

Catchphrase plagiarist.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 9, 2009 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

That Correia kid looks pretty good.

Um wait….nevermind. Damn I hate Kevin’s

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

mitchell?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

bacon?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

frandsen?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it.

Any Kevin not wearing a Giants uni. I hate em. Fixed?

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Federline

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me be the first

Suck it Russell Martin

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin SI Russell Martin?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 8, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

K-Fred?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE PROBLEM

The boxscore says he didn’t get on base once today! For shame!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey neither

can them all

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never heard of him

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Hairston

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my head I just heard Donald Sutherland from the Dirty Dozen saying this.

by iammclovin on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Bauer's Dad?

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinkley: [impersonating a General] Where are you from, son?
Soldier: Madison City, Missouri, sir!
Pinkley: Never heard of it.

by iammclovin on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Collinsworth has been staring at me for the last 5 hours. Although the guy on the right in the blue tie might be creepier.

by i wish we were good on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Boomer wants your soul

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wide window is wide?

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Phil?

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

All look alike

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not Boomer Esiason?

by DruggyBear on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pssh Left to right::

Alex Smith, Michael Vick, Eli Manning, Donovan McNabb

by i wish we were good on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think someone really took credit for those suits? THAT’S how you’re meeting the HD challenge?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait wait wait...

…we lost?…to the Padres?…I don’t understand…

by HawkInExile on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

here it is

The best pitcher in baseball couldn’t pitch. So the Ginats brought up the best pitcher in AA to start the game instead. Somehow the Ginats scored RUNZ. Unfortunately so did the Padres. Then Bunji Molina batted. The end.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna try and adapt this for Twitter.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

please send royalty check.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the mail! http://twitter.com/notsteinbeck/statuses/3858297709

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Collinsworth

he’s as bad a commentator as Joe Morgan.

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s why i mute Madden everytime i play

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like him a lot more than most. Comes off a little…what’s the word? Smarmy? I don’t know. Still like him though.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smarmy...YES! Exactly.

That word doesn’t get the use it deserves.

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY I KNOW HIM!!!!!!!! OR USED TO!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta hand it to Brain S.

finally getting a quality bullpen catcher to rest Mark Gardner

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m proud to play for Sabean
Where at least I know I’m free
And I won’t forget the vets who played
And gave that right to me

So I’ll proudly grab some polished pine
Sit back and take it all in
Cuz they’re ain’t no doubt I ain’t playin
God bless B. Sabean!

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Note to mods: Super threads are not effective and apparently not conducive to winning.

by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Wow, over 2000...

if it happens again tomorrow, I’ll try to see if I can post a thread on my phone.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Correia: ace pitcher

I’m glad Buster Posey wasn’t in there so that the Padres could expose him in all of his rookiedom on both sides of the ball.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

SEMI-ROOKIE ELI GREYSIDE NEEDS SEASONING

by i wish we were good on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid AssHat MF Giants – GDMF – I am so sick and tired of this crap.

by APGiantsFan on Sep 8, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

you’re in the right place

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ReutersGiantsFan agrees, with some stylistic differences.

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by Lyle on Sep 9, 2009 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

MF GIANTS

the new identity of MF DOOM

hitting stores this october

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 9, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Winn is awesome.

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by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he’s pretty much a pitcher at the plate at this point.

by taliesin on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your user names are similar, its confusing

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

taliesin makes me think of Talespin.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off we go, Mister S!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 9, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like Mad Bum and MadBum?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 8, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a real distinctive wingspan-like motion. Kind of fun to watch. It’s like Jonathan Sanchez with real long arms.

The breaking ball didn’t seem that sharp. I was encouraged that he threw it for strikes. It wasn’t that bad at all, but it didn’t seem to be thrown with a lot of velocity or with a ton of break. Slurvey, I suppose.

The velocity I checked on gameday had him around 87-90 mph. I’d imagine he could be a Jarrod Washburn type with that kind of fastball. If it comes up a few ticks, of course, look out.

by Dan from NM on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That's pretty much what the stadium gun read

most of the time, but his junk stuff was a LOT slower. I had bad angles and couldn’t judge his pitches as well as everyone watching on TV could. I have not been following the “OMG no velocity threads” on him so I was fairly surprised that his FB was under 90 so often.

Fortunately, taking 15-20 MPH off seems to be fairly effective… quite a few swingthroughs, and I was very pleased at the efficiency. Not the Lincecum/Cain 20-30 pitch innings we saw in their respective first years.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a shame that we’ll have another year of undeserving fans watching playoff baseball. The Rockies this year, the Rays last year and every season the A’s have made it.

by kush on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

if i ever meet a marlin fan i will strangle them

by DruggyBear on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are the Rox fans undeserving? They’ve had pretty good attendance all the time they’ve been there.

by taliesin on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

the johnny come latelies haven’t suffered enough.

by Merope on Sep 9, 2009 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

they need 40+ more years of suffering

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm worried about Timmy

my dodger fan buddies always tell me to enjoy it while it lasts, that he has Mark Prior written all over him and that they’d still take Kershaw over him…..

those assholes have me all worried now….

by DruggyBear on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw is a moron who runs into walls during batting practice. And doesn’t have any more of a “safe” pitching motion than Tim does.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

says
We all know the deal with Lincecum. Ever since his high school days in Seattle, he has fought the perception that he is a fragile athlete because of his wiry build and his funky pitching motion. He is listed at 5-foot-11 and 170 pounds but appears smaller.

To the grizzled, old baseball folk who don’t like Lincecum’s mechanics, he has always been a medical problem waiting to happen. It’s understandable. Tim Hudson, the former Oakland Athletic who has a Lincecum-type build, was always having pains in his “oblique” area and has made just two starts this season for Atlanta. Other pitchers of small stature have had shortened careers.

After the All-Star Game in July, purely by chance, I wound up on a television set with Joe Morgan, the Hall of Famer and announcer. We talked about the Giants’ great young pitching duo of Lincecum and Matt Cain. We raised the hypothetical question the Giants might one day face: If your team can only afford to pay and keep one of the two, which would it be?

Morgan did not hesitate. He said he would keep Cain — not because Lincecum was less of a pitcher, but because Cain has a taller and sturdier frame (6-foot-3, 246 pounds), which meant he should be more durable over the course of his career. I concurred. No one wants to see Lincecum have medical problems. But no one should be shocked.

by esseffgeez on Sep 8, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Said who, out of curiosity?

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

now i’m REALLY depressed!

by DruggyBear on Sep 8, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was always my assumption as well. Of course, you want both to be healthy, but if you HAD to place a bet on the future health of each, the odds would say you go with Cain because of his build. It’s not a guarantee, and it could easily turn out in reverse. But if you HAD to choose, that would be the choice.

I, for one, refuse to choose.

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by Lyle on Sep 9, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes... I see back spasms as being a constant

from here on out.

I was waiting for some factual data to prove my paranoia that the Giants were going to be worse next year when they’re pitching regressed from this historical run and offense stubbornly refused to improve.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan said Lincecum is a huge injury risk. Joe Morgan is not smart. Therefore, I am not worried.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anybody used the words Joe Morgan and Smart in the same sentence Kudo’s Groug. You sir, are trendsetter

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

any pitcher is an injury risk. period.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ever

+109

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by haverecords on Sep 9, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand this argument

Mark Prior was a big, sturdy, dependable guy like Cain. If you use Prior as your comparison, you can’t say Lincecum is like Prior. As for Hudson, he’s been pitching for how many years in the major leagues? It seems like starting pitchers get hurt a lot, whether or not they are big or short and thin.
I like to think of Timmah as Pedro Martinez, but without the accent

by Mrbasepaul on Sep 9, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BOOM

goes the dynamite.

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by hazel on Sep 9, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. Prior’s mechanics led to his downfall. Timmy’s mechanics are much better. That being said, he’s thrown a lot of pitches the last few years…

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by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. I’m much more worried about how many innings and pitches he’s thrown than his mechanics, which are generally well reguarded by the pitching mechanics community.

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by raisingcain on Sep 8, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Sharksrog?

by Merope on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to fight the restraining order?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stab them in the parking lot after a game. Oh wait, that sounds more up their alley.

by kush on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any idiot who compares Timmy to Prior should be castrated. No need to taint the gene pool with that retard gene.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve been grumpy lately.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 8, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been watching the Giants. It’s a natural consequence.

by Merope on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, very

This team is killing me.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Prior: 6’ 5" 225 pounds

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by WalrusMan on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are not your friends.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

during baseball season i definitely like you guys better

by DruggyBear on Sep 8, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friends don't let friends make friends with Dodger fans.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even to mooch a free high colonic.

by iammclovin on Sep 8, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully this gets Lincecum's agent worried

and sign a long term deal

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

we shouldn't freak out and start saying. HE'S PORCELAIN

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sell on Bumgarner NOW

We could get Joe Crede or Scott Rolen or a big time hitter like that.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

::responder threw up on his keyboard::

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been done.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Baron do like a septuple post one time? It was pretty epic.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

and again

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUMGARNER 4 FIELDER

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FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

my pregame prediction for MadBum

6 IP, 5 H, 2 ER, 5 K

not too shabby…

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by cloudydays on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Im done with Molina. Im tired of his whining. I aprreciate what hes done the last few years, but hes just not that good anymore.

If Bochy cant figure out how to correctly use him then I dont want him.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

yea, i’m done with him too, sadly, and i do appreciate what he has done… seriously either posey, or whiteside

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ stamped agreed

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was me about 2 months ago

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear people complaining about Bengie being a whiner, but I only remember him bitching about things once, earlier this season. Where the hell did this reputation come from? Any time I’ve read an interview with him, he seems like an interesting and respectable guy.

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FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not a cleanup hitter.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
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by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all. Nor is it his place to disagree with the manager for putting him in that spot.

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by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, the murkiness regarding his reaction to posey’s callup.

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by haverecords on Sep 9, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs has said that he’s really sensitive about his weight and I assume playing. If he gets knocked from the starting spot he would whine. if he gets knocked from the cleanup spot he’d whine.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a reputation of being a delicate flower when he was with the Angels (Baggs has told some stories) – for instance, he froze out the press after some reporter pointed out the terribly obvious fact that he’s the slowest runner in the majors. Then last year, he threw a hissy fit (to reporters) when Posey was drafted and Sabean mentioned that they picked up the catcher because Molina’s “clock was winding down” (meaning his contract had only one more year). When Zito improved this year after someone else caught him, Molina went public with some “I should be catching the ace” crap (the good of the team be damned!). There are several other instances. He’s just a big, fat, whiny baby. Uncool.

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by can of corn on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone else mentioned earlier today that Bengie whined his last year in Toronto when they started to platoon him because he wasn’t hitting well against righties.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he also whined about that the organization didn’t treat him well, which he did about the angels too…which he will do about the giants after.

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by haverecords on Sep 9, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was me. He didn’t excercise an option year with the Blue Jays and signed with the Giants rather than go back to Toronto. Actually got less money for that first year with SF, although he did get a three year deal out of it.

He bashed the Angels pretty hard when they let him walk too. I felt it was probably just frustration at the time because ihe had been there for like 10+ years, but maybe its just his personality. He doesn’t like the press bashing him, but he doesn’t seem to mind bashing the team to the press on his way out the door

Career OPS vs. RHs is down to .669 now. Ouch

by m34josh on Sep 9, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I am happy when I see his name absent from the lineup

by m34josh on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner has the goofy look going like Brandan Wright of the Warriors.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn

I don’t even know where to begin

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s awesome. Like a butterfly.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

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by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea! Or something.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And veterans are supposed to carry us to the playoffs. Yeah…

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 8, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah! “Most of our veterans are hitting 260 bork bork bork with negative billion OPS bork bork bork, but its these veterans who will carry this team to playoffs bork bork bork” says Bochy.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame bochy

as always. Winn is what he is for the rest of this season at this point. you know who’s shown he’s playing better? Nate Schierholtz. who are two OFs that might be better but haven’t been given chances? John Bowker and Fred Lewis. all could be better that Randy Winn at this point.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/stamped agreed again.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. We know what Winn will do. Hopefully he wont be back next season. Why not see what Bowker/Lewis/Schierholtz are made of.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn has been ok versus right handed pitching this year, much better than Schierholtz actually.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should’ve taken the day off to be with his new kid (and let bowker start today. Bowker hit Correia well earlier this season)

by m34josh on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

I suppose she’s at Parnassus or St. Mary’s or whatever, but… are we that paranoid of losing a starting job that we must hurry to the yard to be doubleswitched out in the 6th?

And classic BORK BORK BORK moment when Nate ran out for the DS, and winn ran towards second and stood there shrugging while he waited for Botchy to finish his elaborate instructions to Medders…. all while Flem was pointing out that it’s kind of bizarre to double switch before seeing who the Padres would use, particularly with expanded rosters leaving so many players available…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever Brian Wilson comes in

he has to face batters like Pujols, Fielder, or Adrian Gonzalez. Whenever an opposing closer comes in, he faces Velez, Schierholtz, or Whiteside.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Our offense sucks

What’s new? The only threat is Pablo.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 8, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t last year even when he had thrown 356.2 innings — CY YOUNG, baby!

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know what sucks

is that we have to freak out every time we lose a game because it means that we’ve fallen another game back of the rockies. 7-1 since we swept them and counting…

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

not only that, but they keep getting people hurt, and still keep winning. It’s fucking obnoxious, that’s what it is

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I officially hate the Rockies as much as the Dodgers.

Never thought that day would come.

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by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was a strange few days to not pay attention to baseball. Madbum started before Posey even played. What an F’d up team. PLEASE DON’T RE-SIGN BOCHEY

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by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

We need Posey in the bull pen to catch relievers. He’s doing his part!!!

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by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIme to watch some Blazing Sadles and fall asleep in laughter

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

How did he do such wonderful stunts with such small feet?!/1

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m so tired…”

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i prefer the conspiracy theory

that the Giants were just delaying Timmy’s next start in order to get him to pitch in the next 3 series.

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by cloudydays on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats still dumb

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

much better than

worrying about his back

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by cloudydays on Sep 8, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

People were saying this at the ball park. I thought it was stupid because you have to win these games, too.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might even

theoretically be easier to win this game, given that the Padres are, you know, maybe not as good as the teams ahead of the Giants in the standings.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But why would you fake an injury when you could just say “We’re shuffling the rotation so Tim can face the teams we’re trying to catch.”?

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by Goofus on Sep 9, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail?

I wasn’t implying a conspiracy, I was agreeing with SFGuy. Rather than mailing it in against the Pads they should be trying to win (although today proved that didn’t matter)

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by natteringnabob on Sep 9, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick Summary
  • We sat Garko so Renteria can hit.
  • We started Posey’s Clock so he can sit on the bench.
  • Bumgarner’s clock gets started for a spot start, and he has shown that he is not going to contribute next year.

Is there anything else we can do WRONG? How the fuck is this team 3 games out with this kind of piss poor management?

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Pablo!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thomas Neal could get injured in the playoffs with SJ

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOO

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traded for Omar next season.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats that ticking noise i hear????? arghhhhhhhhh

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should know better tehn to ask that.
They could The President the Soliman Torres treatment.
They could resign Molinia, Winn & F. Sanchez to 3 year contracts – each.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn is playing himself out of a 3 year contract…. I think they’ll only sign him for 2 years

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ Looks at the Roberts “decision”

I would not hold my breathe on that.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Bumgarner could pull a torres. dammit.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn has the most PA on this team. We have Bochy as a manager. We gave away our second best pitching prospect for an $8 million second baseman. Sorry, you ask if there was anything else we could do wrong. Shall I continue? =P

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by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ERA of starting Rotation = 3.45, Pablo Sandoval, Romo, Affeldt, Mehdders, Wilson. case closed.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, point #3 is not really irrelevant, because Bumgarner will most likely spend at least most of next season in the minors, so starting his arb clock is not an issue. But… they DFA’d Osiris Matos to add MadBum to the 40-man, and kept Bocock. So there’s that.

by taliesin on Sep 8, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT? DID THEY REALLY DFA MATOS?

Dammit. I liked him.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looked pretty good when I saw him pitching in Reno the other night

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s been pretty good for Fresno this year. He certainly has a far better chance of someday being a useful big-leaguer than Bocock, who is currently stinking it up in San Jose (and probably should be in Augusta).

by taliesin on Sep 8, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it pissed me off in the other thread.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My son!

I hardly knew him. What happens next? What thread was this discussed in?

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by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The MadBum called up thread.

jcb9 got some good RAGE in about it too.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If some other team claims off waivers (which means they have to put him on the 40-man), he’s theirs. If not, and he clears waivers, he stays in Fresno. (At least I think that’s right.) Not sure how long the waiver period is; maybe a week?

by taliesin on Sep 8, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is the secret plan with Bocock?

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually part of the witness protection program, and the 40 man roster is his cover.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this one

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He knows what Frandsen did.

by Merope on Sep 9, 2009 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

He can legally buy steroids …

… oh, wait, but obviously he’s not sharing them.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

or using them.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

nod nod nod

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by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madbum may very well contribute next year.

If he is fastball is up where it was last year, he could be extremely useful. And of course, he might improve his secondary stuff…sometimes that happens with 20 year olds…

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by haverecords on Sep 9, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Im gonna go play Pokemon until I fall asleep.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm gonna watch Generation Kill and not sleep

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by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Blazing Sadles is betttterrrrrrr

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shudder

In-fucking-tense.

Makes for a bit of a disconnect when watching True Blood.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Schierholtz is in a major slump

Sorry Nate. You should have waited until you were a five-year veteran to not hit for a few weeks. Now you’ll never start again.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

How close was the one he hit in his first AB to being something cool?

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. I got home at 10:15.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT GROUG

I NEED YOU TO BE MY EYES

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s kind of gross.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OPENING NEW THREADS TONIGHT

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

o_0

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DISSENSION AMONG THE MODS

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by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND ALSO GROUG WHO IS NOT A MOD

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/DFA Howie

/calls up Groug, who is immediately benched

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Groug can go play catch in the bullpen with Markin Valdez

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And kenshin will just stand there as a line drive comes so very close to hitting me.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And after the game, Grant will refuse to acknowledge that the ovation you got for that great play was because of what you did and claim it was sarcastic applause for kenshin for his fail.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell? I swear, I drop ONE fly ball and everybody freaking turns on me….

You don’t even acknowledge all of the good modding I’ve been doing here. You’re all just like, “fly ball this” and, “fly ball that.” :(

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWTHEYSCORED IS THE PROBLEM

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

One fly ball? MORE LIKE TWENTY. AND YOU STRIKE OUT WITH RISP ALL THE TIME.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This hurts the most.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

no RBIs

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by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HowTheyK’ed

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your range is under appreciated.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 9, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry i’m so hysterical i’m calm now.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Line drive to the warning track, opposite field.

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by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good. It looks like with that, and his swings in Milwaukee, his swing is coming back, but he still should not be in the game in the 9th inning. I would not have minded a Fred pinch hit appearance.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, but its kinda a wash against Bell, Mr. 2.00 ERA 97 heater.

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by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

First time I've seen Bell in person

He was impressive (granted, Renteria-Schierholtz-Velez is not exactly murderer’s row). Popping the glove, and pretty lively stuff.

by taliesin on Sep 8, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was hit pretty hard the opposite way, caught right at the wall. It was probably as well as I’ve seen him strike a ball the opposite way, but it wasn’t enough, and that’s not a real deep part of the yard.

by taliesin on Sep 8, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

25 feet?

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by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna whine on MCC until I fall asleep.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So a typical night then?

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

boy am I glad I wasn’t at the yard tonight. I almost went impulsively after hearing Madbum is pitching.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend invited me but I couldn’t go because of work. I can’t say I’m sad.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

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by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I did

Best seats I’ve had. Section 117, 2nd row. I had a good view of the MadBum’s stuff.

by taliesin on Sep 8, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

must … resist …!!!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“his junk” is what he meant.

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

From watching TV

his velocity wasn’t there, but his arm slot and arm action was good. You can tell he has future potential, but he needs to build up arm strength before coming up here.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

Looked liked he was throwing quite a bit slower than when I saw him pitch in San Jose. He only had a fastball working the night I saw him before so I was pretty impressed on how well that slow curve was being located tonight. He has definitely made a ton of progress this season and will be nasty if he ever gets that 5 mph back on the fastball and keeps it down

Encouraging stuff for a nervous kid tonight if you ask me

by m34josh on Sep 9, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have permission to bitch at me if you want, i’m used to it

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna draw until I take a shower, brush my teeth, get into bed, and fall asleep.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

lets sign Jack Bauer….maybe that’ll help

by Fila429 on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought I was the only one who noticed that those are his only lines in seasons 3 and after.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 9, 2009 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I have an ungraded draft of a memo for law school…Slop it out and go to bed early and just bust my ass on the final draft or stay up late and put out a quality draft?

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Do it the Giants way

Put out slop, and hope it works.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slop.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

Matt Palmer’s 10-1.

by DuikeBuike on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

no way, really? is that the northern independant league?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG SABZE Y U LET HIMM GO

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might be 1-10 if he pitched for us.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

In defense of Mad Bum, he showed a lot of poise for a 20 year old who learned he was pitching in The Show only 5 hours earlier.

Remember Timmy’s first start? He got shelled. According to the scouting reports, Mad Bum can hit his spots better than he was tonight, he was just nervous as all hell. That curve was looking sssswwweeetttt.

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by Tellias on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He did far better then i thought he would. But he is realy not ready to stay in the majors. Let him play in the Post season the next couple weeks.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Btw, how did he get all the way from Connecticut to SF in time for the start? (He was in AA, yeah?)

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He flew out last night, according to some people on Twitter.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they knew about Lincecum last night?

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposedly they were going to call up Mad Bum anyway to have another lefty in the pen.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if it’s on twitter…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think there’s anything to defend… he did well.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

KEVIN Palmer

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Precedent

I know this is never going to happen, but imagine: in 2007, Geovany Soto came up late in the season for the Cubs, and was so vastly superior on offense to the Jason Kendall/Henry Blanco platoon they had going, he ended up starting down the stretch and every playoff game.

Of course, the Cubs have been swept in consecutive playoffs, are atrocious this season, and Soto is having a terrible year. But it was pretty sweet then.

Posey or no Posey, how can Bochy continue to put awful, historically inept lineups out there every day and not be held accountable?

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I think Molina > Kendall/Blanco and Soto > Posey.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 8, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so

Soto’s 07 OPS was 1.100. Granted, that’s an admittedly small sample size, but last year he was at .868, and won ROY. And as bad as he’s been this year, he/s at .710.

Need I recite Bengie’s numbers?

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 8, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t think Molina’s better than Kendall/Blanco? Or that Soto’s better than Posey? Because you seem to be arguing the opposite.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you read it as Molina > (Kendall/Blanco and Soto) > Posey

But I think he meant

Molina > Kendall/Blanco.
Soto > Posey.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply fail.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so good at math

All I’m saying is Bengie is better than Kendall/Blanco, but Christ, not by that much, sad to say. So Pineilla took a risk and benched some veteran gamerness, and it worked. Soto may be the real deal, sure, although Posey’s pedigree and minor league numbers would indicate he’ll be better.

Anyway, it’snpt just Bengie. It’s so frustrating wathcing him, Rowand, Rent, Ishi, Winn, etc just not hit.

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 8, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soto looks like a bad deal, this year.

Prospective parent of new pick, Zack Wheeler. Projectable Righty stolen from the braves. Of course, I stalk my son's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/zackwheelerbaseball

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by haverecords on Sep 9, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

.251 BABIP, fwiw.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

His last AB was the only one I saw and it sucked

But I am sort of mildly encouraged to see Velez with 4 walks the past two days.

whoo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The Padres pitchers could just suck, like they actually do.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhh

i want to find a silver lining.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, Posey’s bench sitting isn’t good enough for you?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is really good at it though, isn’t he?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he only gets better with every game. It’s a shame he sucks at baseball so much.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I thought he looked pretty good at the plate, actually. Unfortunately, he once again proved that fast though he may be, he cannot steal bases. He should not try.

by taliesin on Sep 8, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave said something like, “Hey, he got thrown out earlier but he’s a guy who if he gets on base, you start to think about getting something going on the bases!”

And I’m like, man, between two levels this year, he’s got 21 stolen bags and 12 CS… that’s more like where you start to tell the guy “DO NOT RUN YOU MORON.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Velez look safe on the replay? I thought he was safe when I was watching at the stadium.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would ask Groug to tell you but he let me down.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WAS NEVER INFORMED OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES OKAY

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

groug is the worst mod

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I see an offensive post and I’m like “Can’t someone do something about it?”

I’m the worst.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon and Dave sure thought so.

And Miller ripped the first base ump a new one for not signaling Rowand’s strike three in time for him to run.

(Note to Rowand: the ump’s definite failing in no way absolves you of a goddamn thing. Run first, then ask if it was strike three.)

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better yet, because you’re Rownad, assume it was strike three.

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t understand why Rownad didn’t run. It was idiotic. It reminded me of when Fred didn’t run on a strike three last week when the ball bounced two feet away and everybody killed him for it. Well, in this case, if Rownad had run, he probably would have been safe.

by taliesin on Sep 8, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

everyone killed Rowand for it in the GDT.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do enjoy his “Jesus F’n Christ, I suck” face, though.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him get thrown out at the yard yesterday and tonight

and I can’t help but wonder.. how bad a jump must one get to run THAT FAST and still be out by feet.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a high top end, but the acceleration leaves something to be desired… I think it has to do with the turbocharger.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was saying earlier that “I like this new Velez who walks and plays good defense. I hope it lasts.”

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Sadowski?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA’d

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

but that was at least a couple weeks ago

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was 6 days ago, I think. No news yet on what happened to him after the DFA. I don’t remember how many days it takes for someone to clear all the teams.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA

I’m not sure if anyone picked him up or anything

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s better than that

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. He’s not.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

having a drink with garrett broshius

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(ler and :(owski, DFA

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he had a bowling tournament to attend.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to pretend i'm going to finish reading these review papers for my epigenetics class

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So you’re going to pretend that you’re going to finish reading review papers for some made up word class?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much. don’t titles like “Lateral Gene Transfer and the Nature of Bacterial Innovation” make you excited?

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i do enjoy innovative bacteria.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of a girl I dated.

by sakbaum on Sep 9, 2009 6:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sporting half a chub just thinking about it.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it involves a rubber band, a paperclip and a pencil, and it’s probably best that I don’t say a whole lot more than that.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 9, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to throw toys to the cat until she stops playing, and then I’m going to bed. I think I’ll listen to Hitchhikers and get my mind off this train wreck of a season.

by Merope on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, that’s pretty cool with your cat… Luckily i got done with all my papers for the week, so i’m good to just relax and drink on Thursday when the NFL kicks off and the Steelers go out and trounce the Titans, that’s my prediction

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

what papers? newspapers? it’s sept 8th, for godsakes

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papers as in i have to write papers for school, it’s for Management

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a freaking midterm next week already… bleh!

by Merope on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!!!! mines not for another umm 3 weeks!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda wish i can stay here for another couple years with the friends and not pay for school

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think you guys are in a pissy mood… I left the house this morning at 6:45 and didn’t get home until 9:30. Kitty is in obnoxious neglectipussy mode.

by Merope on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD! That cat must be so pissed, aww

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s still in summer mode and is used to me being home most of the day, not this 15 hours without peoples BS.

by Merope on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, that is pretty cute though, haha she’ll get over it soon

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

She better, her usual response is to jump into bed with us at about 2am, and drop cat toys on our heads. Which I guess is better than when she used to take the cold wet suction cup dealies out of the bottom of the bath tub and drop THOSE on us. ICK!

by Merope on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, that is one smart kitty, my dog just sits there all the time and expects us to give her treats…. But yuck with the bath tub, but she’s smart

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first I read ‘dropping cat toys on your head’ as a euphemism for shitting on your face. Apologies.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 9, 2009 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cat?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS is the silver lining

Football is starting up at the right time, and hockey is just around the corner for when the Niners break my heart again. The Sharks won’t break my heart until baseball starts up again. Ah the life of a Bay Area sports fan…

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

All i do is get shit for being a bay area sports fan, you gotta have alot of heart and passion for being a bay area sports fan my friend

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

It’s just a cycle of disappointment. Oh well, better than being a spoiled, douchebag Boston or New York fan.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got friends from Pittsburgh and you have no idea how that last super bowl was like and the stanley cups… SHIT! I’m only 21 but have only witnessed one superbowl, and that was 94 with the niners

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are really competing with the Warriors and Raiders

as the worst run franchise in the bay area.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it’s not that bad.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

between arbitration clock management, the inability to develop and play young players, and hiring terrible manager / general managers…

I had this conversation with my friend earlier today. The difference between the Giants and the Orioles / Mariners?

We lucked into Tim Lincecum, they didn’t.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they’re well run but they just don’t compare to the Warriors or Raiders (or the Niners for that matter) in terms of being shittily run.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 49ers are more shittily run? Why is that? I’m not defending them, I just don’t know what they’ve been up to lately.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 9, 2009 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Denise DeBartalo-York

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 9, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Name one positive about the 49ers since the upset of the Giants in the 2002 playoffs.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 9, 2009 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Frank Gore.

There, that was easy. I have another if you’d like it.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 9, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Smith
Vernon Davis
Micheal Crabtree
PATRICK WILLIS!!!!!!!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 9, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought about him and Patrick Willis both right as i hit ‘post.’ I really meant their front office. In a way, those occasional bright spots just magnify- for me- the FO’s epic fail in every other respect.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 9, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I didn’t mean to be flip about it. I agree with you guys that the Niners front office has been kind of ugly for a while. I also agree with you that hyperbole is a great way to make a point. The rub is that I ALSO agree with all the jerks who get on my back any time I’m remotely hyperbolic that it’s pretty fun to get on somebody’s back for exaggerating a little bit.

Hypocrite, you say? No way. I mean, I never took that oath or anything.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 9, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Niners are a mess.

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by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

While I think the Yorks have made a conscious effort to improve as owners, I also think they still have a long way to go, and I agree that the Niners are a mess.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 9, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel hope with Jed York running it everyday operations. Although I am sure the NFL isn’t too happy about his contact with his uncle.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 9, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval!

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Orioles have good young players like Adam Jones and Nick Markakis.

They weren’t able to turn around multiple losing seasons because they lucked into Tim Lincecum and accidentally discovered Pablo Sandoval.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, and here I was being all stupid and thinking the Orioles drafted before we did in 2006.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems really silly to give the Orioles all the credit for picking up their good players and refusing to give the Giants any credit for theirs.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I’m saying is, the talent level and the way the teams have pissed away money signing free agents (Giants, Oriles, Mariners) are about the same.

The Giants lucked into drafting one super super super star in Lincecum. The other 2 didn’t. Regardless of whether they had the chance or not. We didn’t know LIncecum was going to be this good when we drafted him, he turned out to be Cy Young.

Without that break, we would be looking at the 5th straight losing season right now, and might look at a couple more. Had Tim Lincecum turned out to be, say, Morrow.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Giants DID draft Lincecum and indications were that they thought he could be a player this good. It seems silly not to give them any credit for recognizing that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re not hearing what I’m saying.

I’m saying Lincecum significantly out performed their expectation. If he didn’t, we would be no better than the Mariners or the Orioles right now.

Yes, they get credit for drafting Lincecum. I get that. I understand that. What I"m saying is that ONE correct decision turned out to save this franchise from the other 284783247823478234 abyssmal decisions they made. We are basically the same franchise, except we got one break that was supremely good for us.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, like I’ve said, I’m not happy with the front office very much either. But they’re in much better shape right now than the Warriors and Raiders. There are the two bad long-term contracts but they have the beginnings of a pretty nice major league nucleus (Lincecum, Cain, Sandoval, Posey, Wilson, maybe Neal, etc.)

What does need to happen now is a shift in philosophy next season away from so much reliance on veterans, but at the moment, they haven’t really handcuffed the team long-term much with most of the veteran contracts on the team. And they have drafted much, much better the last few years.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then the Orioles lucked into drafting Markakis, and they also lucked into drafting Bedard, who they traded for Adam Jones.

ALL LUCK

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give up. You guys are just not seeing my point.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, come on, dude. The Raiders?

That’s a little extreme. In what way are the Raiders even close to to anyone when it comes to competence?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

well it looks like al davis finally did something right by not drafting crabtree

by gbears16 on Sep 8, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really, because he took Darrius Heyward-Bey. If they didn’t like Crabtree, they should have taken Jeremy Maclin, but if they really were sold on DHB, they should have traded down, because somebody would have given up something for the chance to draft Crabtree, and they could easily have picked Heyward-Bey later. It was gross incompetence.

by taliesin on Sep 8, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the Raiders traded their 2011 1st round pick (likely top 10) to New England for a player who seems to refuse to report.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

All i can say is I’m really glad I’m not a Raiders fan

by gbears16 on Sep 9, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad you aren’t one as well.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

True and the contract they gave him is pretty ridiculous

by gbears16 on Sep 9, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see your point. But everything to do with the draft is “luck”, for lack of a better term.

I think what jponry and groug are getting at is "there is no such thing as luck, good or bad. You create your own opportunities and through them you create your own ‘luck.’ "

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by say hey nation on Sep 9, 2009 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think jctGamer has been getting increasingly frustrated since the news came out that Posey and MadBum wouldn’t get called up

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need some valium tonight or something, as your more common good reasoning has been overtaken by depression.

accidental discovery of sandoval is completely the wrong way to put it, you know. He was signed by the giants, and played in the giants system for a while.. That is hardly accidental.

Prospective parent of new pick, Zack Wheeler. Projectable Righty stolen from the braves. Of course, I stalk my son's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/zackwheelerbaseball

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by haverecords on Sep 9, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy actually playing a rookie for such an extended period of time…. now THAT was accidental.

by Merope on Sep 9, 2009 5:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Orioles had a chance at Tim Lincecum.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Rowell!

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

.225/.284/.336 in High-A this year.

And they picked him one pick before we got Lincecum. Ouch.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAEBZ WHY DIDN’T YOU PICK A HITTER THE GIANTS HAVE PITCHING

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re getting runs and 20 hits a game

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is a "run"?

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No they're not

It’s really not close.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

got to agree, they’re not THAT bad, the warriors are killing me right now and the Raiders? don’t care about the raiders because Al Davis is senile

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jed York is proud.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats your prediction for the sharks?

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top 2 team in the West, another early playoff exit.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna rage if that happens, like i can’t take this shit anymore

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t handle the chokers label because I don’t believe in it, but I’m prepared nonetheless.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve seen it all too often, and on top of that, the school i go to, Miami University, screwed up their chance to earn their first ever Championship in any sport last year against Boston University in hockey, and i did some damage to my big bro’s (frat brother) apartment

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve never won anything? Really? Wow.

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, we’ve never won at ANYTHING, even when we had the cradle of coaches, and Ben Roethlisberger… sad isn’t it?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprising to me, sad for you.

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(
i like to keep hope since im still young and havnt seen many playoff shockers until recently

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FearTheFin is a great community for optimistic Sharks fans. The group there is really solid and active.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record

I am very optimistic about the team, and come playoff time I won’t be in pessimistic mode like I am now, it’s just hard not to think about that stuff right now.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

im always lookin at hockey stuff, i barely watched the giants last year because i was so pissed at the crap of a season they had. Actually,
i didnt know who Pablo was before opening day.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 8, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol trainwreck

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

really, this season is a train wreck recovery.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot of stress involved, but this is a good season.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the end of the year, I think we’ll be able to look back and say it was, on the whole, a fun season. But man.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s amazing how day after day, it’s almost always a nail biter

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

this season in one word:
exasperating

by Merope on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The season has been

Smarmy

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excruciating. Wins, losses, off the field, good, bad … all excruciating. It’s like the Marquis de Sade and we’re the innocent laundress.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. Now if only there was a way to miss the rest of the season and all the inevitable games like tonight’s, and then wake up in about 3 months excited for next year!

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most painful winning season ever.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

c'mon dude, 1993

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stickin by the Bay.

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as Stinkin by the Bay

by Merope on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a most disappointing winning season.

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

103 wins, no title? even little McCoven’s can remember that

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im glad I dont

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put it this way: the Braves that year made this year’s Rockies look like a bunch of fucking pikers.

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 8, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No fucking way.

1993! Are you shitting me? That was a FUCKING AWESOME year. They won 103 games! We tuned in every day knowing in our hearts that the Giants were going to kick the shit out of whatever loser stepped onto the field.

So yeah, there at the end were the Braves and Dodgers and Rockies. But for 161 games, it was Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots.

This is a VASTLY more painful winning season, if for no other reason (and there are plenty) than the simple fact that there is less winning in it.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If baseball had the current baseball alignment format, Giants would have won the West by 23 games over LA.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t be with you on that. I have never believed in a sports team the way I believed in the ‘93 Giants. That last LA series demolished any hopes I might’ve had of fond memories. The one year in my lifetime that we were actually great was the one year our greatness wasn’t enough to reach the dance. Just devastating.

by onlxn on Sep 8, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we are Giants fans, cursed to wander the desert longer than did Moses.

The not-winning part is a given.

Might as well win all summer.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 9, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

8-game choke 9/7/93-9/15/93

Low-Lighted by sweeps in Busch and Wrigley.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 9, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

This year has more consistent day-to-day suffering.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most painful winning season since… the last winning season.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

This postgame thread contains 75% less anger than the past few postgame threads

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

we are accepting our fate

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

reality may be setting in

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re resigned to it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stage 5: Acceptance

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

stage 5a. hate the dodgers

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the return to normalcy.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earlier today, we learned that Tim Lincecum had an injury. This game was not remotely worse than that (I assume). I think we just used up all our anger.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that could be it. I wasn’t in the later GDTs. was there even hope that Posey would get a PH appearance?

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

There always is but at this point, I think half of the McCoven would have a heart attack if Bochy actually let him play.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shock, then heart attack.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 9, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re too deflated.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a 10-day-old balloon.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m accepting everything, if you want me to get pissed, i can :)

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the future is very bright for gigantes

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly, the mood around here is that we’re screwed after this season. At least that is the vibe I get

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of us have lightened up a little.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I have been exercising lately.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I can tell.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a hard time being angry

after having watched a 20 year old kid pitch better than most 30 year olds have for this team over the last few years. If Tim is OK and the rotation by the end of next year is Lincecum Sanchez Cain Bumgarner Penny/Zito, the team might actually win with the offense they now have.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they make the right moves

and don’t settle for the same lineup next year, they could conceivably improve the offense by a significant amount.

Even if it’s just 82 team OPS+ to like 88 or 90.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

well yes

Mr. Crackpot, if you put your tinfoil propellor hat on. If you remind me how often I told myself over the winter “they can’t start another season with no cleanup hitter” I’m going to lose my happy.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

when moving from season to season, it’s hard to predict individual performances. Did anyone expect JJ Hardy to get sent to the minors, or Ricky Nolasco to go in and out of the tank? it’s easy to say Zito, Sanchez, Cain and Lincecum will have great years again, but chances are, that won’t happen.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither of those guys have really collapsed though, they’ve had a lot of poor luck with BABIP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

while BABIP may be the cause, Hardy went from an all star to in the minors. While he may be an all star next year, he still had a very poor season that no one expected. Pablo could hit .270 with a low BABIP next year and it would still be a poor year by his standards, despite the reason.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had work from around 10 to 10 today. What happened?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

some young dude pitched

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBN exploded

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing really. Madbum pitched and the Giants are pretty much done for the season. Typical game.

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FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants let a crazed hobo pitch the game and he did pretty well.

The offense failed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner became a true Giant…he got a ND

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah. Penny is a rockie at heart. QS + RS = W

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That explains

…why I feel conflicted rooting for the dude.

by esseffgeez on Sep 8, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’ll make it easier to re-sign him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m beginning to get the vibe the Timmy won’t be here long term. I dunno, just a hunch that he really wants to go back to Seattle when his obligation is up.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

based on no knowledge of the situation mind you. Just a hunch, and some of his body language after losses where he got 1 run of support, and the fact that he’s dead set on year to year.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon, this is a great place to play

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

who wouldn’t want to live in san francisco

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Lee

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

except some of the board of supes, that is …

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice one

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zing!

Chris Daly haters unite!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

the hitting will improve

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re really being a downer tonight. I don’t think he’s given any indication whatsoever that he wants to play anywhere other than San Francisco. And it’s, what, four years in the future at the moment? A lot can change.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the uncertainty of the situation is making fans nervous. We have great SP now, but who knows if that lasts more than 2 seasons when Cain is a FA. If Lincecum chooses not to sign an extension, do the Giants decide to trade him etc. plus, it’s a downer night here in general.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just letting all the negative energy I’ve had pent up in me about this team out in one thread. I know I’m being a downer tonight and I apologize for that.

I want to feel raged after this loss, but for the first time in weeks, I didn’t feel bad after this loss. It is, as if, I’ve come to accept this fate, that the playoff run is over and Colorado will never lose again, Lincecum is injured, and we are fading into the sunset.

I’m trying to be extra negative to see if there is anything in me left that still cares, and it’s been tough.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, if he can’t pitch in the heat, why would he leave San Francisco?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seattle is colder than SF.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their offense isn’t much better and they don’t have that much more money.

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 8, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they play in the AL

Which is better than the NL

- ESPN

by esseffgeez on Sep 8, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it is

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know but am in denial

besides I like pitchers taking hacks

by esseffgeez on Sep 8, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t he rather stay in the more “pitcher-friendly” NL, too?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 8, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus he can’t leave his homies B-weezy and Zito behind. No way

by m34josh on Sep 9, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

And his BFF Penny.

by kimmyg on Sep 9, 2009 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

not in summertime

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 9, 2009 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please, hes going to take a HUGE contract with a no trade clause. Pitch somewhere else for one and half season and then be traded to SF with the other team paying 85% of his contract

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 9, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

He can suddenly quit like Kourfax as long as he has at least one other Cy Young award and helped bring a world championship.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

And if he doesn’t miss too many starts, backmaybe he and Matt can still finish in the top 4. Would be nice to see.

by esseffgeez on Sep 8, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s see how demoralized we can make ourselves feel… :(

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

NO GIRL WILL EVER LOVE ME

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY AM I SO IGNORANT

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE WOULD IF I WAS THE ONLY OTHER OPTION

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE HAIR IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPECIALLY ON THE INTERNET

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT LEAST THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS WHO PRETEND TO LIKE ME

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto, but I thought you were working out?

Chicks dig buff guys, or criminals.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 9, 2009 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Marines are looking for a few good men.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 9, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ll go to bed instead.
6:00 am will get here WAAAAAAAAAAY too early.

No jumping off any bridges people, at least not without pictures!

by Merope on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

woa, you got a class at 6? or what’s up?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to be at work at 7:00am

by Merope on Sep 9, 2009 5:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never fall for gay guys.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

gender anonymity has left me confused

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a man and I’m gay and I never like other gay guys.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you like a challenge?

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 8, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the impossible. /giants fan

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIRL I LIKED ENTERED A RELATIONSHIP THE OTHER NIGHT

it’s with another girl DDDDDD:

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 9, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

…go on.

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by Natto on Sep 9, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

In that case, I’d continue doing what you were probably doing before. Watching her from a distance without ever getting the nerve up to talk to her.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 9, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that’s your advice for everything.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 9, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, not mad, just defeated

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

well im gonna go watch Pulp Fiction with the sound on max

then fall asleep on the toilet due to the left over chow mein

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Professional Hitter

Is it just me, or isn’t that code for “not so great”

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how in Gwen Knapp's article this morning she was like

“Freddy Sanchez is a professional hitter! He can lay down a bunt and he’s patient at the plate!”

and then she was like “Huh. He’s actually not very patient at the plate, huh? And he doesn’t lay down that many bunts? Hm. WELL HE’S STLL A PROFESSIONAL HITTER BECAUSE I SAID SO.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT BUNT WAS HUGE

/ignores the three homers the Giants hit

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate bunts. Bunting bastards killed my son!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm… what else does Kirk say?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, him? He’s harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you somehow make it about not liking bunts?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, him? He’s harmless. Part of the free swinging movement at McCovey Cove in the aughts. I think he laid down a few too many bunts.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does God need with a sacrifice bunt?

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He slept with mormons?

by Merope on Sep 9, 2009 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Garko, Shea Hillenbrand (or whatever the fuck his name was). Now I’m gettin’ angry!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Hillenbrand got to play.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you saying that Garko hasn’t?

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by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he must’ve played 85% of the time until Sanchez came back

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by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember those games.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBRef just crapped out on me, but that’s absolutely not true.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

101 Plate Appearances in 30 games for Garko.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much did he play while Sanchez was out though?

Which includes how many games was he taken out in the 6th or 7th inning.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

still, it was apparent that he wasn’t doing crap

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by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a really SSS in which he had a low BABIP.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was his BABIP? It really seemed like he was hitting every ball on the nuts, and just getting very unlucky.

Also… WTF 100 AT BATS? His entire career clearly means nothing in light of this.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

.244 BABIP

bb-ref is really being crap right now.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I mean… the other fun part about this is that even if you DO subscribe to the “he clearly wasn’t doing crap” POV, what you’re saying is “Ishikawa is a hitter who I am happy to ignore Garko’s major league track record for.”

Which is also ridiculous.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus the really ridiculous thing about it is that if you’re going to give up a solid pitching prospect for Garko, you really have to be willing to let him play through a slump.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

problem is nearly all the giants position players are kind of mediocre

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by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

More or less, yeah. Except Pablo. And Sanchez and Rowand are acceptable-ish for the positions they play

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand’s okay, I just wish they had a lineup where he could consistently hit towards the bottom. Then again, I wish that for Bengie, Renteria, etc.

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by Tellias on Sep 9, 2009 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

i like pablo at first, but I also was pulling for Ishi because he’s such a tremendous fielder

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but think about this: Sandoval at third, Uribe at SS, Renteria on the bench, and your pick of first baseman!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the game tonight we tried to come up with the fattest infield possible:
C – Bengie
1b – Fielder
2b – Ronnie Belliard
3b – Panda
SS – Uribe

Pitcher – Colon

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really think Colon is fatter than Livan? Or was it just a toss up and you went with the one named colon?

by m34josh on Sep 9, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s more round. So I guess it’s the combination of short and fat for Colon.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 9, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gonzalez 1B
Sanchez 2B
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B

Yeah, I like that.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols 1B
Sanchez 2B
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

fielder has to win 1B

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols 1B
Utley 2B
Ramirez SS
Sandoval 3B

COME ON SABES WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

morales. ok, i’m happy now

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo should only play first if he can’t play anywhere else. With the current roster I’d much rather have Garko or Ishi at first and no more RENT.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I happened to have Garko’s page up when groug said bbref crapped out. But now I just clicked on the game logs and it’s not working for me either.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEAN FORMAN BRASSS!!!!

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

for what it's worth

93 ab’s for garko; 234 for Hillenbrand

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I can’t get any more in-depth than this, here are their August and September combined PAs:

Garko: 81
Ishikawa: 61

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

85%

Thats how it works

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa played more than 15% of the games

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure how far forward I should step into this, in case I fall. But if there’s nothing to fall into… but if I fall… but….

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll take unprofessional hitters like pablo, thank you

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by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not necessarily

an anti-buntite. But when I stopped to consider that the guy bunting could have been Tim Alderson, I got very angry. Because Tim Alderson can bunt, and he sure as hell can pitch.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not totally anti-bunting, but to suggest it was the key to that rally yesterday is ridiculous.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty anti-bunting. Pitchers are okay, sometimes a position player if he’s like a Bocock or a Whiteside, but otherwise bunts can go to hell.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late innings in a low run environment is ok too. Otherwise, I’m all fuck that shit.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Molina at the plate. Keeps away the GIDP.

Or Rowand. Keeps away the GITP.

Otherwise, screw ’em.

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Butler. But yeah, I agree.

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by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

y’all are junior circuit types, eh?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm an NL guy through and through

But I’m generally not a fan of bunting.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless it's this!

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

classy

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i sure hope that he doesn’t turn out to be better than bumgarner!

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Command vs. Control
The command is there. The control is spotty. Or vice versa. I can’t remember which is which.

Curt Schilling said, “Control is throwing strikes. Command is throwing nasty stuff for strikes.” So the difference between them isn’t location, but movement.

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by achiappanza on Sep 8, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Control is being able to throw a strike. Command is being able to place it where you want to within the strike zone.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing that’s weird to me is that… if you have command, doesn’t that mean that you have control?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

generally, I would think so.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So then if a player has good “command” but bad “control” why not just say, “He has bad control, but it could be worse.”?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think what they mean by that is a pitcher can place his fastball low and in, but can’t place it so that it is a strike. that’s bad control, good command. If Bumgarner throws a fastball he means to put low and in and it ends up over the plate, that good control, bad command

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say it’s additive. Good control, then good command. But you can’t have good command without the control.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also think the terms mean different things to different people. I think groug is right and it would be easier to just put the pitcher on a control scale and ditch command.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that was me. I can tell because I’m rarely right about anything.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking you and trying to mention howtheyscored. it’s getting late.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always thought of it as:

Control: Not throwing balls when you don’t want to
Command: Throwing what you want, when you want and the ball does what you want it to do

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by Goofus on Sep 9, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna go ahead and approve this definition.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I trust all things Curt Schilling

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 8, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Senator from Massachusetts

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by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a very scary thought

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many of his rants are crazy

Everyone can be trusted to be right about something. In Schilling’s case, the proper use of pitching terms is probably it.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
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by achiappanza on Sep 9, 2009 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

command of the strike zone implies that the batter is helpless. Good control can still get slammed.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Well it was kinda cool watching madbum’s first start, but really shitty watching the giants score THREE runs against KEVIN F’ING CORREIA at home WTFFFF

I do have some cool pics from our seats next to the dugout which I’ll try to post after I sober up and stop fuming.

by calpolynate on Sep 8, 2009 11:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

After most depressing losses, we can say “At least we have Timmy!” today, that is even gone. this is very depressing.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Depressing thread is Depressing

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by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina has a message for the haterz...

http://bengiemolina.mlblogs.com/

How can you not be excited and ready to go with this team?

More on that tomorrow.

Posted on September 8, 2009 at 3:45 PM

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t wait to see what he has to say tomorrow!!!

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Molina starts tomorrow, im going to lose my mind

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will and you will.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

consider it lost

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by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money down the stretch, nerds!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Posey’s starting tomorrow.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 8, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol no

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by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Bengie’s happy. Nevermind.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 8, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie also has wordz for those that would decry the Bork:
I’m not sure how Bochy comes across through the media, but I’ve played for a lot of different managers, and I feel so lucky to have a manager of the caliber and strength of Bruce Bochy. People don’t understand what a great job he’s done with this team. Maybe you can’t really appreciate how good he is unless you’re on the inside watching what he does. He’s been awesome. That game on Sunday against Colorado, Bochy and our bench coach, Ron Wotus, did an amazing job. They’re always on the same page, figuring everything out, what moves to make, which arms are fresh. They have to consider so many different things. I really admire how they go about their business.

Posted on August 26, 2009 at 5:30 PM

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 9, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

No other manager would let me do what i want.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

No other manager would not tell me to suck it if I became butthurt over the course of the season.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 9, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

“caliber” = head size

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 9, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

“You can’t understand if you’ve never played the game.”

by younghutch on Sep 9, 2009 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Being optimistic...

I CAUGHT A FOWL BALL AT TODAY’S GAME!

by Citizen Cain on Sep 8, 2009 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s kind of gross.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/joke bout birds

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

good one

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/jokes about birds fleeing from Randy Johnson

by Merope on Sep 9, 2009 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

/has visions of quail …

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by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I am. I’ve never caught one :(

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Estalella (sp?) hit a HR that bounced off my wife as we were getting into the bleacher seats once (2003?) and some drunk large white men pushed her aside, dived down from 2 rows back, and took the ball.

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how a freaking ball hit into the stands can make grown men act like such idiots :(

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tip toes out of room

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 8, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the boy! Chopper, sic balls!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sucks. people get stupid when it comes to that stuff

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/checks self

Yup, sober and small. But one out of three ain’t bad.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My grandpa went to a game where Willie McCovey hit a home run and the ball hit a girl in the face and bounce to my grandpa, and he gave the ball to the girl.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 8, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is a joke here about balls and girls face, and I’ll just leave it alone.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/WalrusMan joke

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 8, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes your social life!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 9, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m married. It’s dead.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol Clueless

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 9, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at an Astros/Rockies game (I think in 2003), sitting down the first base line near the brick wall. Kent hits a foul ball that goes over our heads. Everyone stands up to try to catch it, and I just think “That’s way too high; I’m gonna sit here and enjoy my beer and hot dog.” Then the ball slams into the back of my neck. I guess it must have taken a bounce off the wall. Dang did it hurt. And closest I’ve ever come to a foul ball.

by sakbaum on Sep 9, 2009 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

prony needs a ball

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have. I got hit by a line drive in 1991.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

1985, Giants v. Astros…maybe 2,000 folks in the ’Stick.

Foul ball off of Chili Davis’ bat. It took 1 hope at the bullpen and sliced right to me. I caught it unopposed – nobody was within 10 yds. of me.

The park was so empty you could hear the players talking to each other.

by younghutch on Sep 9, 2009 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

hope = hop.

Or maybe hope works too.

by younghutch on Sep 9, 2009 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s the comment stats thing?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 8, 2009 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone did it on the last thread and I think High_On_Lincecum’s_BackAchiness won

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should do it for the whole day. Epic

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would depress me

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina's wisdom!
The bottom line is I’m an aggressive hitter. I swing at pitches I think I can hit. When I see a pitch I can hit early in the count, I go for it. I swing at a lot of 3-1 pitches because they’re pitches I can hit. I’m not waiting, hoping for a walk. Would you rather have a guy who has 40 walks but only 30 RBIs and five HRs, or a guy who walks only a few times but gets 90 RBIs and 15 HRs? I want to hit and score runs.

(May 21, 2009)

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 8, 2009 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

hyperbole aside, I can see there might be some tension between Lewis and Molina

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be so happy if Fred Lewis finished the year with 5 homers and 30 RBIs

by m34josh on Sep 9, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

for that to happen he'd have to be

money, stretch, etc

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of logic is that?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina Logic

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 8, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to swing at any baseball flying in their general direction.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sick burn on Fred Lewis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Bengie Molina is one of those “would you rather have one thing that’s not mutually exclusive with something else but sounds bad without it or one thing that’s also not mutually exclusive with something else but sounds good the way I’m saying it.”

I mean, really, would you rather eat a delicious dinner that’s laced with cyanide, or a bad tasting dinner that has no poison in it at all!?

Hmmm… magical third option, please?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hitting is a lot harder than it looks

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that’s not what I was saying. He’s justifying not taking walks because he’s saying that walking makes a hitter less productive. Maybe he’s just not good at it, sure, but that’s a completely different topic.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

listening to athletes talk is very unrewarding (and often confusing)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He knows himself better than you! Maybe if he tried to actively take 40 walks (A WHOLE 40 WALKS! THAT’S SO MANY WALKS!) he would only hit 5 HR and 30 RBI. Because, you know, so many of the runs he drives in are because he swung at pitches he should have taken.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

40 walks is his idea of a huge number of walks. That says it all.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

His mindset is terrible. (lol 40 walks)

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

O rly?

Then maybe he should not swing from time to time.

That’s all we’re asking for.

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This really isn’t Molina’s fault. He’s does what works best for him. It’s up to the manager to whether or not he should play and where in the lineup he should hit.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think howie is blaming Bengie for anything, he’s just pointing out the false dichotomy in Bengie’s blog post.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that’s not what I’m talking about. I was just saying, “that argument is stupid and flawed.” If he can’t walk he can’t walk. I’ll complain about it, but I’ll understand it. The actual words that he said there, though, those don’t make sense.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I probably chose the wrong comment to reply to. You’re right, it is a false choice. It just seems that with FLew bashing going out of fashion, Bengie has become the popular scapegoat, and I’ve always had a lot of respect for the guy. He’s been a good player on this team, just not the right guy for the job Bochy seems determined to put him in, i.e. cleanup. If he’s not good at taking walks, then don’t make him take walks, and bat him 7th or 8th or not at all (FREE POSEY!).

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FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Sep 8, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s basically admitting that he sucks. “Look, I’m never going to hit the ball and get RBIs unless I swing at friggin everything. Take your pick.”

I think oftentimes impatient hitters have little confidence in their hitting ability and are afraid of taking a good pitch, so they rarely work the count.

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 9, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Swinging at a ball you can “hit” and swinging at a ball you can drive are two different things. No wonder his OPS is what it is, no one told him the difference!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 9, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Bengie,

Stop talking.

Thank you.

by younghutch on Sep 9, 2009 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Talks the talk and swings the swing.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 9, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hacks the hack

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whines the whine

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Swollen fingers the swollen finger?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Night all. I’m all depressed out. Go Team.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

the sun will come up tomorrow

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, says you.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

A) The sun has risen every day for 4.54 billion consecutive years.

B) It has not, however, come up since 6:47 am yesterday.

Ergo,

C) Bruce Bochy has benched the Sun for the foreseeable future.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 9, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about Alaska?

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 9, 2009 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

DO YOU HAVE STATISTICAL PROOF?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit, I don’t. Now what?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really need to check out astro_reference.com. It has all the latest stats on just about every celestial body out there.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm, ok [not]

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s september in california; my dog could tell me that the sun will be out tomorrow.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

o_0

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha this is good

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

missing the joke: check

nonsensical statement: check

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m certainly checking that out. i love astronomy and have been wondering if that really is Jupiter that’s so fricking bright in the east right now

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Apophis

coming soon to end our misery.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah. /says calmly

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as long as it takes out the Rockies as well.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 9, 2009 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Andromeda galaxy devouring its neighbours

http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2009/09/02/space-astronomy-andromeda-galaxy.html

damn andromeda.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not classy.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He bet his bottom dollar

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

opposite of the top one

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a roll of dollars? You see the one on top? I’ll give you a hint: it’s not that one.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you, lol!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disrespect, young man

According to the dictionary, to bet your bottom dollar means to bet the last dollar you have

So there

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll nurse my hurt feelings with Bengie

by esseffgeez on Sep 8, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, I was right. It wasn’t that top one.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich people use them if you catch my drift

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

what ’xactly is your drift, sir?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

would it be where you keep your bottom dollar?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got back from the game, pretty lame. couple of questions.

1. why did medders come out to start the 7th instead of romo? was bochy saving romo in case medders got into trouble or something? it’s really terrible that his logic could actually be something like that.

2. should bengie have caught the throw from schierholtz that would have got the runner at home in the 8th? from my perspective at the game it seemed like bengie should have easily caught it but maybe it short-hopped him or something and made it a hard play.

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 8, 2009 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

1. I think he was consciously trying to not use every pitcher… it was theoretically a bullpen game. Kind of a stretch but I don’t really know what Botchy thinks about anything.

2. I only saw the replay the one time but yes. It wasn’t really an easy play, but if the cleanup hitter is going to strike out or GIDP on the first pitch every at bat, I’d like to think he would make that play.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sitting in my usual location

which happens to be View Box right on home plate, just on the right side, so it was a great vantage to see Nate’s throw and Bengie’s clank. I thought at the time that Bengie (a) should have caught it and (b) if he had, would have had a good chance of tagging the runner. Saw a replay and it confirmed that belief.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 9, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

From watching the replay, it looks like it hit Molina’s glove, clanked off, and bounced away. No bounce before. Should’ve caught it.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 8, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur. No bounce, shoulda been caught. He just took his eye off of it.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 9, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Medders ought to be able to go two innings (or in this case, 1 2/3). He’s a middle reliever; that’s not an overly long outing for a guy like that. I thought it was fine, but he was getting hit hard, so I also agreed with the move to put Romo in.

2. I was sitting right behind the plate, and I absolutely thought Bengie should have had that ball. It was low but I thought he sort of alligator-armed it with the runner bearing down on him. It did not short-hop; he could have caught it in the air but just missed it.

by taliesin on Sep 8, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldn't he

have blocked the runner a little better too? If you’re going to tote around all those spare tires they might be put to a bit better use…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 8, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doom and Gloom

seriously guys… chillllllll

We are still in a position to make the postseason.. and if we don’t, big deal. It will probably be because the Rockies kept winning and the fact that we don’t have a very good offense. Why is this still surprising people and getting them all depressed?

And MadBum looked great for a 20 year old. His control was very good IMO. Nerves took some of his pitches, but overall, much better than I expected from a kid that young.

Lastly, I agree that I want to see Posey. But if Molina was better for Madison tonight, then so be it. Posey will get his shot.

by Blub on Sep 8, 2009 11:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, we’re all pretty chill… just in a gloomy way.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a pretty calm post game thread

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by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

right on. set us straight, we need some slapping around.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow

We’ll put two cheeks into it

by esseffgeez on Sep 8, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me upset because I want to see this team make the necessary adjustments, and they just never do. It’s the same thing over and over. It makes me feel like I’m watching a team of little leaguers coached by some drunk father

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 9, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m calm in that sorta psycho killer sort of way.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 9, 2009 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back from the game too

Renell said Jack Bowker which made me LOL.

I took a ton of good pictures that I’ll try to upload tomorrow

Meh to everything else

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 8, 2009 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

so,

no home run balls tonight?

looking forward to your pics!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Kouzmanoff one actually landed about 4 rows right in front of me, but just not close enough.

Also, don’t worry, I got some good Nate shots.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 9, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh good!! *smiles*

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the season premier of Sons of Anarchy...

Pretty good!

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by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Henry Rollins can overact with the best of them..

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Missed it for the game, but I’ll be watching tonight.

by troymccluresf on Sep 9, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did they mention on TV if Max Venable was at the game tonight? I think I might have been sitting behind Will’s friends and family.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2009 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheer up, guys

I have some good Zito images prepared for tomorrow.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope the involve boats.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And equestrianism.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

an’ puppies

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s just say it has something to do with 9/9/09

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of Beatles + Zito pics?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fifty Zito heads on the Sgt. Pepper’s cover.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 9, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

sneak preview?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just say

some of my non-Giants fan friends think the Zito pics are the funniest thing they’ve ever seen?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are really funny

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are the Zito pics you speak of?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

http://s763.photobucket.com/albums/xx276/mccimages/zito/

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are funny

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that “Big Head” Bochy is hi-larious

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap those are hilarious. If you keep this up, I’m actually going to start looking forward to Zito starts!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Sep 9, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t remember when I started, but I’ve been doing them for a while.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 9, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's like haiku in pictures

   or not

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had seen a few, but I didn’t realize the collection was so… expansive.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Sep 9, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

What triggered the whole awkward Zito family photo thing?

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 9, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Combination of the hilarity of the website and the hilarity of Zito’s blue-steel face, I think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It started out with just Zito’s SBN photo. Then I began throwing it onto random funny pictures. Awkward Family Photos seemed to be a natural fit when I discovered them.

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by Natto on Sep 9, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if anybody cares about this anymore

But this weekend’s entire series will be on national TV for those outside SF and LA. Friday and Saturday is on MLB Net. Sunday is on TBS.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2009 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s not sounding as fun as it did yesterday:(

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

manny and his gang publicly trouncing my beloved giants. It’s all so humiliating. Make it not happen!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was fun to see the kid. He looked okay mechanically… hopefully he regains some zip over the winter. He was a likeable presence on the mound, sort of a good Big Dork to Timmy’s Li’l Dork.

Thank Christ I haven’t been watching every game till recently — every non-Panda part of the offense is just so grim. And God bless Kuiper & Krukow, but their positive spins and whitewashes about the offense feel downright Fox-Newsy at times.

Still, I think I’ll look back fondly on this season — Linc and Cain and Panda and (what should be) an 85+ win season add up to a thumbs-up in my book. The stress sucks at times, but I’d rather be stressed than bored.

by onlxn on Sep 8, 2009 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

right on.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only saw Bumgarner in the dugout once but his ears were just as big as advertised.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i could see them pretty clearly from the view level

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 8, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

z0mgz matt parkman from heroes was at the game tonight and walked right by my seat in the view level. not sure if he’s a giants fan or why he was sitting in cheap seats but that was kinda cool.

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 8, 2009 11:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He sang Take Me Out to the Ballgame, too. It was pretty sweet.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 8, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP, GUYS

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 8, 2009 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

D:

He looks like he wants to eat my brains.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 8, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie?

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did he do?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he trying to do sexy-face?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life is not fair.

San Francisco: 76-63, 6.5 GB Los Angeles in the NL West and 3.0 GB Colorado for the Wild Card.
Detroit: 75-62, 6.5 ahead of Minnesota and running away with the division.

P.S. I used to be known as RaymondStoneMedia.com, which you could probably guess by my not-so-significantly different user name.

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by RaymondStone.com on Sep 8, 2009 11:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll say this: if there’s a fanbase and town that deserves some postseason fun outside of here, it’s Detroit.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 9, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even with the 0-16 Lions.

The Pistons still have a fairly recent championship. What about the Cleveland fans?

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 9, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more along the lines of how devastated Detroit has been by the recession.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 9, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see.

Sacramento, the city currently live in has suffered…and all we have are the Kings. And no, I do not want to count the River Cats. *Crosses arms.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 9, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God, the Kings were so hard to watch last season. I stopped watching in February. I’m going to give them another chance come November but I honestly don’t even know who’s on the team anymore.

by kimmyg on Sep 9, 2009 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Martin, Spencer Hawes, Not Mikki Moore :-D, Not Ricky Rubio :,-(

Not that Rubio would’ve come over this year, but I wouldn’t mind having him starting in 2010-11.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could anyone there afford postseason tickets?? When the Pistons played last April, they had to put ads in Cleveland newspapers and e-mail Cavs season ticket holders to buy up tickets.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It there is a fanbase and school that deserve a fucking rose bowl birth, it’s Cal.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Fucking this.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 9, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

#10 with a bullet!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 9, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You do realize they have the most successful hockey team of the last 20 years

In fact, the Red Wings are arguably the most successful pro sports franchise in North America of the past 20 years. They can live without a good baseball team.

by tarlinian on Sep 9, 2009 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

2004 team was 77-64 on 9/9

And that was a team .270/.357/.438 offensively at season’s end.

4.34 ERA, though.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 9, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was a first this season at AT&T

One of the pitchers actually tipped their cap when given a standing ovation (not counting the curtain call by Zito): MadBum.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2009 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

What a polite young man.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t think he has ever played in front of a crowd like this before. 40K strong.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not that this is that related, but it made me think of it. Right before the first pitch, he talked with Freddy Sanchez for a minute, and then squatted down. My friend thought he was praying. I thought it was interesting.

Here’s a pic:

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 9, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was he asking why the Giants?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 9, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s entirely possible.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 9, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. F just told him that Winn is our RF.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 9, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That and “please Lord, don’t let me give up a run or I will get the loss.”

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 9, 2009 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was poopin’.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, that makes more sense. I guess he learned from Scott.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 9, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda pooped out some more velo…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 9, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

+109

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 9, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting Fact

No Yankee has 3000 hits…ever

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

No career Yankees?

Or no one has had 3000 hits all in a Yankee uniform? Or majority Yankee uniform? Because I can think of at least one guy who spent some time in a Yankee uniform and also had 3000 hits.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

WADE BOGGS!?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

WADE BOGGS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rickey and Winfield too, I think?

by onlxn on Sep 9, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good calls

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG, GREATEST DEVIL RAY OF ALL TIME AMIRITE?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 9, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

must be in uniform—Lou Gehrig is tops, but Jeter is right behind him, 2700+

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeter will obviously get there.

Gehrig could have :((((

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know his legend is adequately remembered, but Gehrig is pretty underrated when looking at the greatest players of all time.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 9, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say he’s far and away the best 1B of all time. I think he might actually be hurt a bit by having played most of his best years with Ruth.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

never heard Gehrig referred to as “underrated” :)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

what makes this fascinating is how successful that franchise has been, but no one in that category.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro will get 4000 hits.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of the great things that almost makes up for the Giants championship drought.

Statistical history.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 9, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Smart people aren’t afraid of making mistakes

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to come here to destress

And somehow, my schoolwork is less stressful than this team this season. D:

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 9, 2009 12:08 AM PDT reply actions  

The ironies of life.

This team’s win totals the last five seasons including this are…

2005: 75
2006: 76
2007: 71
2008: 72
2009: 76, on pace to win 89, yet this team is the most stressful to watch.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 9, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

sad irony :-(

And this team would be less stressful if they were just a .500 ish team. Maybe

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 9, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was almost having more fun watching this team last September. Should I feel guilty?

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 9, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are “Awww!” losses and then there are “Aughhh!” losses.

Giants lead in “Aughhh!” since they just barely lose when they do lose.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 9, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was all set

to make a sign for Saturday’s game that said, “We’re in this thing!” but
now, not sure what my sign should say…

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2009 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

FREE BUSTER POSEY

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 9, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think people up in View Reserve will get it, though?

After a few beers, and all?

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

“DUDEZ, LOOK OVER THERE, FREE BUSTY POSER? WHAT’S GOINGON…?”

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 9, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where can I get one of these free Busters Poseys?

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

that guy is far from free

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

“We were in this thing for a while, but with Tuesday’s loss we’re probably no longer in it.”

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Sep 9, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

“We’re still in this thing mathematically, but the probability that we’ll actually still be in this thing at the end of the season is fairly small.”

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 9, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

not sure that would fit on a sign

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Write small?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 9, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE'RE IN THIS THING*

*mathematically

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

OOhhh!!!

Now THIS would be funny!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

facts are stupid things—ronald reagan

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Emotionally
Mentally
Psychologically

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 9, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do not know why I am so interested in baseball numbers.

Records vs. NL West
Colorado: 27-30
San Francisco: 27-26

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 9, 2009 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Colorado since April: ∞-0
San Francisco since April: idk make up some record that’s pretty good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s really nothing a team can do if the competitor isn’t losing.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 9, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Real talk though.

I heard somewhere, maybe ESPN, that the Rockies had something like a 52-24 stretch, which is the first time in decades that a team has done that.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 9, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s scary good

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find that difficult to believe, given that the A’s went 40-10 during a 50 game stretch a few years ago. They wouldn’t even have to play 0.500 ball to math that mark.

by speckops on Sep 9, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, that’s a 0.684 winning percentage, which works out to 111 wins over a 162 game stretch. The Mariners won 116 in 2001, so I’m pretty sure there must’ve been a stretch during which they did something like that.

by speckops on Sep 9, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

It could be said that the season was itself a stretch where they did something like that… wait, is that what you just said?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball Rules!

  I don’t care what they say

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Baseball Rules!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 9, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

so, let’s say the Giants win 90 games this year. With a modicum of improvement, would it be unreasonable to expect them to win, next year, say, 130 or 140 games?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

we're in this thing!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2009 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

it’s you, dude

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see a coach in the background (Billy Hayes?) getting ready to swing a bat at his head.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think one time he nearly killed Barry Bonds.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 9, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

After his little temper tantrum, I’m not as big of a Frandsen fan

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 9, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that poop on his face? Or just a weird five o’clock shadow?

by m34josh on Sep 9, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

save yourselves!!!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 9, 2009 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Andres Torres will save us…right?

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 9, 2009 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

We're still in this thing

…Colorado will have one more bad week, we just have to pounce like cats. Very big cats. That bite.

by Bitter Fan on Sep 9, 2009 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

CO won’t.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 9, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s looking more likely that the Dodgers experience a Mets-like collapse than the Rockies cool off… in my fantasies at least.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how everyone is all, “well we’re out of it, but I’m calm. Good season, all”. But deep down inside everyone is like, “We’d better win tomorrow because if we go 4 back I’m gonna flip out”.

At least, that’s how I am right now.

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 9, 2009 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Me too. But after reading the previous 800 some-odd comments, I was starting to get peer pressured into the acceptance stage.

by kimmyg on Sep 9, 2009 3:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum was shocked Giants fans knew who he was… mark off another one who doesn’t read MCC.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 9, 2009 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

The crowd went pretty crazy when he was announced. I loved it.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 9, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only time Colorado loses the same day we win is when we beat Colorado.

by bondo on Sep 9, 2009 1:55 AM PDT reply actions  

"Where is my mind? Where is my mind?"...

After missed Lincecum start, bullpen loss, 3 games back….

some random musical and movie musings are bubbling up in my fan psyche that fit the endlessy repeated arc of 50+ seasons as a Giants fan.

“I am a child. I last awhile.
 You can’t can’t conceive of the pleasure in my smile”

“When we got on ship,
 he brought out something for the trip.
 Said it’s old, but it’s good…”

“Some are born to sweet delight,
 Some are born to endless night…..”
        (Have you got any tobacco?)

“If Man is 5….,
 then the Devil is 6….
 This Monkey’ gone to Heaven

Well, hope springs eternal. Weekend sweep of the Dogers and Sunday night the stereo will be blaring “Rock the Casbah” instead of “Out of the blue, and into the black…”

"Hey old-timer, where am I ?"

"You can't get there from here."

by pynchon59 on Sep 9, 2009 5:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I just keep waiting for the Giants to go on a win streak. I keep hearing “Oh every team will rip off a series of 8-10 wins at least once a season.” mmm hmmmm….

Any time now people!

by Merope on Sep 9, 2009 6:15 AM PDT reply actions  

My future ulcers thank you, Giants.

This loss cleansed all my anxiety about winning/losing. I can now enjoy the rest of the season without pulling my hair out all the time.

by sakbaum on Sep 9, 2009 6:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Is Bumgarner up for the rest of the season?

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 9, 2009 6:40 AM PDT reply actions  

The Giants are like one of those old-timey dudes spinning plates on the end of sticks. After a loss like the Monday-That-Shall-Not-Be-Spoken-Of and last night’s loss, the plates are starting to wobble and you think, “Oh shit, there it goes.” but then miraculously the guy recovers. Now, he never gets it completely under control; there’s still a lot of wobble in those plates. But he manages to hold it together long enough for you to regain some confidence in him.

And then…

by younghutch on Sep 9, 2009 6:42 AM PDT reply actions  

If we keep this up

We’re going to need overflow game threads for post-game threads, too.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 9, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions  

SBN reached 20 million comments

Half of them were about Bumgarner and the other hald were about pie.

Linky goodness

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2009 8:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Ticket Stubs

Does anyone have a real ticket stub (not printed tickets) from last night’s game that they’d be willing to part with?

Awaiting his arrival in SF: Jesse English

by henwo on Sep 9, 2009 8:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Do you have a wall of keepsakes for when the Giants are eliminated from contention?

by Every6thDay on Sep 9, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

(I’m keeping them- not to get your hopes up.)

My friend printed the tickets in her office, but left them there, so we ended up having to go to the ticket window and getting real tickets printed. Not a bad mistake to have made.

by troymccluresf on Sep 9, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well it’s in my trash at home, but it’s just office trash so I imagine it’s still OK. I’ll see if I can find it when I get home.

by taliesin on Sep 9, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's happened

I hate a Giant (player) for the first time since Benitiez. I hate Bengie Molina. It is not the on the field play but a combination of things I guess. One the one hand he seems like a nice guy, his MLBlog was pretty cool, and I know his IRL life hasn’t been so happy this year. But his big baby routine has got to me. Playing in the cleanup spot and everyday has got to me. You’re old, slow and not that good. Take some rest days, and move down the order.

I realized I hated him when he missed Nate’s throw at home and the winning run scored. I heaped personal blame upon him and cursed at him on the TV. That is very unusual for me. I think I resent him equally for his successes as his failures, since it means Bork will have an excuse to keep playing him. Bengie, GTFO and STFU, I’m through with you.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 9, 2009 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been kinda feeling that way, too, and I usually like catchers. I realize he’s a sensitive soul and all that, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t also suck.

by troymccluresf on Sep 9, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

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