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KTHX
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
look at Grant
all on top of the threads now.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
fapfapfapfapfapfap…in a purely metaphorical way
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
No, like a real way. OMG OMG OMG
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 8, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, but
the story says it was in the elbow. That’s OK though. I HATE YOU, AJ.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 8, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish it had been in the nads.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 8, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm with you
OMG OMG OMG
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Next chapter?
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 8, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I still owe you a prequel
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
when you get your life back from
school, boys, etc.!
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 8, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
school, boys, and bassoons
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
using the link button is a good start

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
It will just make sure it’s parsed correctly, rather than SBN having to guess at the length of wacky SFGate links.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqVfKJwQ63I
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Grant Rolled!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
runs please
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
time for a Mr. F Bomb
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Mr. F!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Mr FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
pandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapanda
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
if we make it to the playoffs it will be in no small part to the return of Freddy S.
"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.
by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
time for Panda to get wet
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
meh
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
fucking molina’s hands. no thanks.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
dude you sweat a lot.
that isn’t sweat.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
bah
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Cis GroundAttack.exe !!!!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
i like the bottle of water
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
dude getting stabbed with a sword
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
mofo
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Molina will fail.
76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
I'm positive he will fail!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
too much pressure and I'm nervous
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
MONEY!
execute unsuck.exe
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Earn your inevitable extension, Money!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Ok im here
Howd Madison look?
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too sexy for the oval office
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
you guys are a lot of help.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
wasn't too bad, gave up two solo homeruns though, but i like him so far
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
pinch hit buster
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
How funny would it be if he pinch hit for Molina with Posey.
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loldgers
if i’m reading the boxscore correctly, dodgers have hit into 5 dps tonight, and STILL winning… ugh
GREGERSON? what kind of a name is GREGERSON?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
We have a guy named Bumgarner.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
typical
"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.
by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
B-FAIL
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOLINA
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
"Molina is retired"
wishful drinking thinking, dave!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
FREE POSEY, FIRE BOCHY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
HES GONNA GET AN EXTENSION FOR SURE NOW!!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus, you guys
you can’t expect him to get a hit every freaking time
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
Or ever.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re way too positive for this site. it’s kinda refreshing.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
thanks
I hate to see fans hating on our players after each at bat
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
Two swinging strikeouts and a pop out during a pennant race from the petulant fatass who’s being a dog in the manger about both the cleanup spot and the catcher’s box… what did you expect?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
opinion is incorrect
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
he's trying
don’t you think he wants to really badly?
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
Anagram of "Is Bengie really clutch?"
BELLYACHING CRUELTIES
Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 8, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Youve really got this whole anagram thing down, Mr. Tamargo.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Amy G.
someday she’s gonna choke on that microphone and Krukow is going to laugh about it on air. awesome.
"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.
by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Jesus the Rockies never lose
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God’s team
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe his NL team

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
DBACKZ RALLY ALERT
montero leadoff single to start b8
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
Yahoo has bottom 9 2 out Parra up vs. Broxton
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 8, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
“run the gauntlet”
/english lover sigh
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RIBE!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
SHIFT-A
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
good start
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
LOLRIBE
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Padres announcer: “That’s gotta be an error. Who’s scoring… (loooooong pause, like 15 seconds or so) Rip Taylor?”
Well worth the wait.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Oh jeez Affeldt/Uribe
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
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Parra singles
Justin Upton up with 2 out, 5-4 Dodgers, Broxton pitching
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
JUS-TIN UP-TON CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 8, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
THIS THIS THIS THIS
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 8, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
double play, please
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
SON!
What are you doing?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
triple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple playtriple play triple play
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
FUCK
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Wow molina!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Molina. Fail.
"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.
by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
BENGIE WTF!
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JEZUZ CHRIST
FUCK YOU MOLINA!!!!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
not yet, 4 games and we’re out. still got 9 against bums and god’s team.
"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.
by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey would have swallowed the ball, and two runs would have scored.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BANNED
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
A year out of college.
Calmer than you are.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTER MAKES THAT CATCH
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
+109
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTER POSEY CAN'T CATCH THAT EITHER
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie couldn't waddle to the ball fast enough
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
That wasn’t a great throw.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
uh
It kinda was, it was right there
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It was off by 6 inches (TWSS)
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Yeah, it was up the line… But it wasn’t terrible either
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
GODDAMNIT MOLINA
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
F.
UCK.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
Thank god Posey isn’t playing ever.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
YOU FUCKING SUCK
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside woulda had that
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
I would have had that.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t come near me I think I’m gonna puke.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Today is just a shitty day
In baseball and otherwise.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Jeez you guys
you can’t expect him to catch the ball every single time.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
(violence)
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 8, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Have to say it’s been a bad day.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Strike Out or popup!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
or… you can hit him, i guess
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf... he's had 2 days rest
what’s with the horrible pitching!?
Are you kidding me?
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK THIS TEAM
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Break the glass!! Break the Glass!!!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 8, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
That's not Carrie Fisher is it?
She actually looks hot.
Do want
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
not shown:
boobs
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
JEREMY AWFELDT AMIRI..
aw hell, forget it
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
I don't understand?
Affeldt is not a rookie. He is guaranteed to keep his cool during tense game situations, unlike rookies.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe we shoulda left Madison in…?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
MR. F
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
FREDDY!
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
FREDDY!
"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.
by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
TIM ALDERSON COULDNT DO THAT!
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FREDDY SANCHEZ!
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
MR F!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Mole TRAP

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
IT’S A TARP
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That looks quite painful.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
MR. F!
tim alderson would not have caught that!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 8, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
get todd on the line.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
And Im getting really sick of guys named Todd
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
australia.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
lol
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Todd’s 8 digit phone number
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
For the love God scroe some fucking RUNS !!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Sep 8, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
SCORE SOME RUNS GIANTS
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
ok
ok
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Also, Tim Lincecum
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We can totally win this. I just know it.
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
I’m stoned and sitting at a computer, so yes I win this
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
of course you do, sweetie :)
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
Can
CAN
Key word
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
POSAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
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"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
POSEY POSEY POSEY
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Come from Behind Image.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
that perso is amazing
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Sandy vag
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LA face - Oakland Booty
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
what's another name for pirate treasure?
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
SHIFT-A
WHAT’S GOIN ON IN THIS GAMETHREAD GUYZ
MADBUM VELOCITY? MY DAD SAID HE WAS THROWING A NICE BREAKING BALL IN THE LATER INNINGS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
YES I JUST TURNED INTO JUDY STEFFES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Judy Ste

es.
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by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Inexplicably
this made laugh IRL. A lot.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
we were lost without mods in the first thread
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sry
my job is such that I can’t just call in sick :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
quit
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
If Grant would pay me…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Keep playin’ the part.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Just in time to try and get as many comments in as possible, save your crown.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
srsly though
how hard was he throwing?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
88-91 fastball
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by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Not great but not terrible then.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I find it sort of terrible, at least compared to last year.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
But you’d pretty much expect it based on reports right? I’d be worried if it was 86-88 or something. The important thing will be where his velocity is next April.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
This is true, it’s dependent on what context. Last years context…bad; this years…fine.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
If he’s still throwing 88-91 next year, then we might start really worrying, I guess
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
If he is, I start thinking of him as a future 3 at best, without irony.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
That’s not the end of the world. But yeah, it would be disappointing given what we thought we had.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Basically
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Gameday said his cutter was 79. Seriously.
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by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re losing your title.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
I am not dad nor am I son.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
ARE YOU HUMAN
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
OR ARE YOU DANCER
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He's just referring to your sonny personality...
Anyway, you know how awkward it is to say “How old are you, daughter?” …..it’s just not the same.
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by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It’ll worry me if jponry has a son…
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by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Rancid!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Especially combined with the Rox and Dodgers wins
Devastating day
BOWKERMANIA
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
WILL BOWERMANIA RUN WILD?!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Where are bowkermania pix?
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/Ishi swings and misses
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Sep 8, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker?
I barely even know her.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
/sees what you did there
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
you meant filthy breaking balls.
"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.
by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Work it, Bowker, work it.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
TWSS
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Damn
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Bork
BACK TO THE BENCH WITH YOU
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
I blame Grant
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Yep
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
/signs Jermaine Dye to 3 year, 36 million deal
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
no veteran proven gamertudeness
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
VETERAN MOVE
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
nice hussle scott
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also, pretty good hustle.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
I noticed the typo as soon as i submitted the post. too angry at scott to care
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GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
NOT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
God damnit Rowand
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oh, Scott
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
If that was a young player, they’d have their ass the bench next inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Fans are really turning on Rowand here at the park. A few guys at the dugout standing up with arms spread as if to say “WHY AREN’T YOU RUNNING?”
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WHAT THE FUCK
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
RUN NOW! WAIT FOR UMPS’ RULING LATER!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand does that: cursing!
Lewis does that: oh well, it happens.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
LOL at the idea of Lewis getting an at-bat.
And no, by the way. Not in a pennant race. That pisses me off no matter who it is.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Wut?
People were crapping on Lewis for like the entire Post-Game Thread after it happened (and the Giants won!)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Not nearly this bad.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
Are you kidding? It was a main topic of discussion in the PGT after.
I admit that I wasn’t in the actual thread at the time, so I don’t know what the reaction at the time was. Someone did say after to me that the ball didn’t go as far on the Lewis play though. I don’t know if that’s true or not.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
yeah, i think jponry was with FLEW at the time wiping his brow and telling him it will all be OK
=)
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up next inning, Heath Fucking Bell
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
More Gritty,Veteran Gamerness...

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
Looks like were gonna have to sweep the Rockies again
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Heath Bell vs Renteria, Nate, and Velez?
EL OH EL
one of the worst losses of the year imo
Six Septemember call-ups to watch
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/baseball/mlb/09/03/call.ups/index.html
Buster Posey, C, Giants
No other September call-up comes close to matching the anticipation that Posey will bring to San Francisco. The best catching prospect in the minors has done everything expected of him in his pro debut and appears right on pace to be the Giants’ everyday catcher in 2010. He’ll also get a chance to contribute in a pennant race. With Bengie Molina hobbled with a quad injury, Posey immediately becomes the Giants’ best option behind the plate. His bat is a little ahead of his glove, but on the offensively-challenged Giants, that’s not a problem as long as he can catch Tim Lincecum’s and Matt Cain’s filthy stuff. Unlike most catchers, Posey is an exceptional athlete (he started out at Florida State as a shortstop and fired 94 mph fastballs as an occasional reliever). Posey hit .375/.428/.638 for Triple-A Fresno in August, reinforcing the belief that he’s ready for a taste of the big leagues.
Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/baseball/mlb/09/03/call.ups/index.html#ixzz0Qa9qDDP3
lol bochy
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
TROLL
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Rockies fans sure troll a lot
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Nothing to do in that shithole state.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
BORK
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Bork not on my watch bork
He’ll also get a chance to contribute in a pennant race.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And you’re posting this because…?
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s Purple Row. Swear at him, he’ll faint.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Discipline, [Giants Hitter]
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Dear Scott,
You Are Suck.
Us.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
This just in
Bochy can’t do multiples of 24.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Pablo?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
Incredibly optimistically praying for a posey pinch hit appearance in the 9th. Did I mention incredibly optimistically praying?
Sandoval: "He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious." - Yogi Berra
Are there members of the McCoven that troll at the ’Row that invoke these comments?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
McCoven are too busy freaking out on here to go over there, I would think.
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er, provoke
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Not me.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
HIgh_On_Lincecums_Godliness is the only regular McC poster over there that I ever see, and he’s always (sometimes TOO) conciliatory.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Grant...
We both know that’s somewhat improbable.
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by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
This gameday thread...
…is unlikely to be in need of emergency relief.
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Oh well....at least I can feel good about next year....
3. Madison Bumgarner, SP, Giants: If the 20-year-old’s late-season velocity drop is indeed just him hitting the wall a bit, then all systems should be go for him to see significant time in the big league rotation next season. It’s worth noting that he was still getting outs even when his fastball wasn’t lighting up the radar gun, and he still has an ERA under two on the season, with three-quarters of his starts coming at Double-A.
4. Buster Posey, C, Giants: With Bengie Molina a free agent next season, the way is clear for Posey to become the team’s primary catcher, as he has hit no speed bumps since skipping Double-A and being promoted right to Triple-A a couple of months ago. He can hit for average, post a good on-base percentage and put up at least doubles power right away.
http://insider.espn.go.com/fantasy/baseball/flb/story?page=greyminorachievements090902
LOL Bengie will be signed to 2 year extension
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
i heard it that way too
let’s hope we heard right
frandsen
will hit before posey will. right after hell freezing
Biggest 9th inning of the year
We simply cannot lose this game. We have to get a run.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Desperation > confidence
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 8, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
we need The Sherminator
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1-2 HBP? Really?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Someone should highjack the post again...
That was working well…
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 8, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
ok then
NOW DO SOMETHING against Heath Bar or whatever his name is. I MEAN IT.
OK HERE WE GO RUNZ TIME
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Your 2009 SF Giants
So many ways to fail—how will we fit them all into only 162 games?
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
OMG BOCHY WTF IS HOWRY DOING THERE HE’S WORSE PITCHER ON STAFF!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
HOWRY SHOULD NEVER PITCH NOT EVEN IN 6 RUN GAMES
AND EVEN THEN I’M NOT SURE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
your caps lock is on again. it’s the one next to the a key.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
You will have to reply to yourself here
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria - Schierholtz - Velez
c’mon boys!
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
Our final hope.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
COMEBACK!
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 8, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you, Purple Row trolls!

Eat shit and die.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
look who’s coming up!
well that certainly inspires confidence.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
GIDP Machine, Hacker, and Fuckin’ Velez.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
How the fuck do you run out of position players
IN SEPTEMBER?
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
LOL Padres are cheap
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost wish that would happen to us
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
PADLOLS
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Toaster!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Thats not much of a step up.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
we NEED a rally here so.......RALLY CARRIE
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
I was hoping that was Alyssa Milano. damn.
"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.
by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
More like coy.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowr.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
must hack at slop
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
Im predicting a K
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
alcoholism
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
/splits ball in half
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY RENT

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
lol heath bell the cable guy
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HE SHOULD HAVE SWUNG AT THAT
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
gamers don’t run to first
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
How did the {Giants Hitter] lay off that craptastic pitch in the dirt?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
nice bracket differentiation.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
oh, thanks. Didn’t notice I screwed that up
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
JP IS FIRED UP TONIGHT
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
/cringe
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Mini Meals 3 under 3
dammit omens.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
ITPHR plz
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Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
they’re going SHOOOOOOOORholtz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I’m sure it’s residual booing for Edgar.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate, show them why you should be starting!
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
yeah... no.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
Nice Nate!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
lol they're warming up brian wilson
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Looks like the Padres bench are all wearing dockers
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COME ON BLACK ABRAHAM LINCOLN IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 8, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
He’s also fast, you know.
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FBAL!!!!!!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Many wookies are many.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Come ON, FBAL!
Come. The fuck. On.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Velez, right blinker is on!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Dismay
There have been sooooo many games this year after which I swore it’s over and that there’s no coming back.
Add this one to the mix. And since it’s the fucking Padres, I think I’ll stick to my guns.
Fuck.
by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 8, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
3 back with 24 to go and the Rockies with a cupcake schedule
No one would blame you
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
fuck the padres
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
/throws shit
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
i dont want to PGT quite yet, see you later
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god damn it son of abitch mother fucker shit.
god damn it molina
i swear to god if molina starts tomorrow i am going to lose it
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 8, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
Guys...

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
Both
Booze until you pass out
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Well this one worked out.

About like this.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
And Bochy gazed upon the dig...
And he saw a lead-off hitter…
And there the bones of a three-hole guy…
And then the strong, dusted bones of his cleanup man…
And he was happy. Ever so Bork.
FUCK
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck shit.
Alanna Rizzo is my dream girl.
by Cargo's Ball Sack5 on Sep 8, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
Giants concede the season again
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
For real?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Of course
You always blame your best player, that’s the way it works.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
remember when we were 3 games back
and we swept the rockies to tie? that was fun.
now it feels that like that entire series was utterly pointless
by i wish we were good on Sep 8, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
i cant believe molina missed that ball........
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 8, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
Why do we keep losing to the fucking PADRES!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
no. it isn’t more times than not. he rarely makes that play b/c he’s fat and he can’t move that well.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
that has to give them the season series.
thats at least 7……maybe more
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 8, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Post game says its Bengies fault
I concur
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
I’d say 95% of the new posters that have arrived the past few weeks, myself included of course, are complete and utter garbage.
lol
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
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by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
TIED FTW!!!!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME
holy shit!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh well… still… they ARE above .500 – in April… we didn’t expect that.
/sits in corner and twiddles thumbs
/ rocks slowly muttering..
“We are over .500 bu teh Kids don’t play. We are over .500 but the kids don’t play…”
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
Ring around the rosie
Bochy won’t play Posey
losses losses
the season goes down…
by Merope on Sep 8, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
agree with this question
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
nothing
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
feed muzzle in catcher’s helmet.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Affeldt pitched like shit, too.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Not really
Uribe fucked up, and then he had a couple of grounders that found holes
Yeah, I'm wondering
Flem made it sound like the Uribe thing was a tough play/he just didn’t see it, but it sounded to me like it was hit right at him and he couldn’t make a play?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
IT’S A GOOD THING BENGIE MOLINA WAS STARTING TODAY
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F THIS
CHRIS COLLINSWORTH IS SMIRKING AT US
by i wish we were good on Sep 8, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions

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