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I am so, so sorry. I blame howtheyscored.

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whooooo fFFFFFF get it on

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Sep 8, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

OMG

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

hLOLtheyscored!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 8, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This isn't the runs thread...........

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, and the real thread is here.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

you were an adequate substitute, for sure

A real Pedro Feliz behind the plate situation. thank you

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 8, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You provided a valuable service for this community, sir and/or madam.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 8, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NYC to the rescue!

(You’re back east like me, right? Didn’t you hit that whole Mets series?)

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, blame your tools.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT KENSHIN. OOPS

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I shall join in on the blaming of howtheyscored

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummm GET ON IT MCCC BRASS!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he lock you in his basement like he threatened to?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

this is run support. He’s probably had time to talk to Matt, Dirty and Zito about that topic

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fan-freaken’-tastic!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Your call may be Bochy’d for quality”

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bummer!

I thought this was a Rick Astley link.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I like new threads

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

MUST. HACK.

SLOP.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork

Call up someone as a mod and then never let them make threads

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

They can practice making fan shots

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late to the party

Velocity down (Zitoian). Concern? How does he look?

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s fine. Sorry, youre the millionth person to ask that.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How fine is he?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing flashy, but we’re winning, aint we?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of like Snape, actually.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I was working late and saw gameday, its hard to get a sense from gameday what kind of day a pitcher is having

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t cry Bengie

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was amusing. Not redeeming, but amusing.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 8, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tempting, very tempting

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLina

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I being too picky if I say there’s not enough runz in this thread?

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll go out on a limb and say there’s not enough Buster in this thread

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no thread with Posey.

If there was, it would be upgraded to a string.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 8, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, are we happy with the Mad Bum performance? Are we too worried about Lincecum’s injury? Is anyone going to click this after the RickRoll?

Seriously, are we happy with the Mad Bum performance? Are we too worried about Lincecum’s injury? Is anyone going to click this after the RickRoll?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m probably just really punchy/high on pasta, but that’s the third time I’ve done a spit-take on McCC today.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree it has been quite the day on McCC

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please stop swinging at ball 8/9/10

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Mr. Out.
Create a Not An Out twice in the same game.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly , you type the turth.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Correia the ace of the staff

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HACKIN

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Kevin Correia = Padres Ace

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he throw Molina ONE strike?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

its possible

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

 Such a classic Molina AB.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Popups down the stretch

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NERDS

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

popping his way to an extension.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

howtheyscored a la doghouse

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hack Hack Hack Hack

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here

What’s the word on Bumgarner. I’ve already heard about the velocity…

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bird.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

…there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece

…to cause mass awareness of a particular avian variety

havent you heard???

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The word is...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice control, breaking ball is a bit slurvy and flat but not terrible. Lots of movement

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he has warning track power.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 8, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can hit a bit, right?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Nearly hit one out.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great looking swing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of Brian Fuentes. Not a great thing.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also fields his position VERY well.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hackin

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HACKIN

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not going back there. My laptop will explode.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A room full of 4 year olds left unattended

That’s basically a perfect description of this place most days.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see it. He maybe deleted it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just see ‘Uhhh’ and the link to this thread.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Uh…”

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has everything you need!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE FANTASTIC PLASTIC PLACE!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you rang?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

adam harang?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back from the gas station

In case of a Bumgarner NO DECISION, I got a $4 bottle of the bubbly on ICE! (Looks at score) Run support wut?

Shark: "Are you drunk?"
Mouse: "NOT DRUNK ENOUGH!"

by joe579 on Sep 8, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay fermented anti freeze!

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that’s what it tastes like OH CRAP JINX

Shark: "Are you drunk?"
Mouse: "NOT DRUNK ENOUGH!"

by joe579 on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO DECISION SECURED

NO JINX, TIME TO DRINK! Hell of a start, MadBum.

Shark: "Are you drunk?"
Mouse: "NOT DRUNK ENOUGH!"

by joe579 on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, it’s late. I have to go to bed. You kids have fun with your fancy Pacific Time Zone. Let me know how it went.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 8, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

What a play.

GOD EVEN WHEN HE’S CATCHING BULLPEN HE DOES IT AMAZINGLY

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad I just missed the greatness known as Amy G.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That will do.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Buster. Only bullpen props.

by Orwell D. Catt on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey = Bullpen catcher

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guy, MadBum’s velocity is down.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Dont call me guy, buddy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t call me chief, pally

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t call me chief, pal.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, hater, i said that

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE YOU

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GaA is standing

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Madbum

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

/standing

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

/joins Baron

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ joins

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done, young one.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Im ok with him being taken out here

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t see any reason to push him too far. Keep a low count.

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why take out Mad Bum now?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That's kind of weird

take him out in the middle of a clean inning?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BORKIAN RULE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better now than when he gets tired and out of control.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

next two hitters each have a HR on him today.

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitch count

Bumgarner just threw on Sunday…only one inning, but it means they are extra, extra careful. And with that, I have no problem.

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by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He threw competitively instead of on the side, it’s a bit different.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

I’m sure they knew he was going in for one inning when he started.

about the same

by DrStankus on Sep 8, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what he does to get his guys claps.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s too young to have to be dealing with the clap

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/stands and applauds

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE SWITCH BUSTER

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Standing Ovation here at the yard…

Congrats, Maddy. That was a great debut.

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by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, you started that new thread from the yard?

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m impressed.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, that’s not a half-bad line.

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

first career start? not too shabby.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

why take him out now?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rather take him out when he gives up another dinger?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer he not do that…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitch Count?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a big boy. Why not let him finish the inning?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

somewhere between 78 and 109.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Botchy give him the game ball?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hilarious reference!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol @ half empty crowd. So many people must have bailed on the game after hearing Timmy was hurt.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes Babe Madison.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wanted to use it when we sent one to teh warning track but my lil’ computer could’nt do it quick enough. So this will do.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girls, bring that style back!!! (with deodorant this time)

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

starring Anne Hathaway

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats, MadBum. Nice start.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Just popping in to say...

….well done, kid. Now get off my lawn!

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 8, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

Three runs of support is legendary. YOU GOT LUCKY KID!

Shark: "Are you drunk?"
Mouse: "NOT DRUNK ENOUGH!"

by joe579 on Sep 8, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like this gamethread

Not enough runz, and significantly less MadBum.

I blame Grant.

/sarcasm :)

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he doesnt go around RickRolling people.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOO SICK BURN MAN, SICK BURN

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT AIR BALLOON

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We Didn't Start The Flame War

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

FOR PEDOBEAR AND HIM ALONE!

Shark: "Are you drunk?"
Mouse: "NOT DRUNK ENOUGH!"

by joe579 on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No love for Admiral Ackbar? He’s just trying to give you a heads-up re: traps.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Medders, no walks

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

I opened up the superthread to see Grant’s comment and my laptop sounds like a jet taking taking off. Is that bad?

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 8, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine starting smoking

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

laptops gone bad

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Macbook ifan is ismoking…

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

once it takes off out the window, then you have the problem

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Bochy is at least wise enough not to bring in Howry in a one run game.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Great game MadBum. I hope we don’t need you to start again this year.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

you win, sir.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

necks are highly overrated.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAPTION CONTEST

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hold me, Melonhead.”

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stretch run in a single picture

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TURTLE!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turtlehead peeking out!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bat says I should sit down now.

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What hump?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk this way.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk this way?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You take the Blondie, I’l take the one with a turban.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the funniest movies of all time. Hands down.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang, nice pitch. How’d Kouz get any of that?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Keddrs

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Take that guy from San Diego

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

:P

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Medders

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This is good!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Handled well…Romo, Affeldt, Wilson..Do it

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why we can’t have nice things.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

because we'll break them when the doyers win?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why must every team the Dodgers and Rockies play be useless?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

shitfuck.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

those bastards…is it Ethier again?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

dodger hate.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, I'm worried for my poor little netbook

Hopefully my extreme post whoring helps me still make roll call :DDDD if the Giants blow it now that I’m gone I take full responsibility. If they score a bajillion runs, same

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Will the Rockies never lose?

by justhangin on Sep 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously it’s infuriating

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 8, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean ever? Well, the answer is NO,

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

never never ever…

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

in a million billion years.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies don't lose

Period.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have forgotten how to lose.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They play to win the game

by esseffgeez on Sep 8, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

whereas the Giants just get an inning here or there.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to hang out with the Nationals front office more.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comrade Corriea. No would be the time to implode. Mok? thanks.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

6th inning was usually about the time right?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s Randy “Taps it foul then strikes out or grounds out weakly” Winn

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

kid correia; always liked that guy

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah great He-Man style haircut!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever; he’s got a live arm

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum!!!

Great debut and now we all know he will be the next Randy Johnson

by ACgiant97 on Sep 8, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

With

a better-looking bobblehead doll

by esseffgeez on Sep 8, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want the bobble head doll to make the FFFFFFFFF face.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon Padres ace, give us some runz.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing..........NOW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Politely declined

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

swing batta batta sa-wing batta.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn’s awfulness is going to get somebody hurt

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy, you are done.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Dwight, you’re bringing me down.

by non sequitur on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Winn

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That was bullshit.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

What a shitty game for Randy.

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

and will continue to be until bochy sits water.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Winn

I’m glad he won’t be back next season.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fer FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF sakes. Is he blind?

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

You stay classy, Randy Winn.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 8, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s about all he’s got left

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, that and bags of cash

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay Classy, Randy Winn. Now go fuck yourself.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t even get a hit for babby.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 8, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope our bullpen can hold this lead.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HHHIIIEEAAADD is that you?

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE DODGERS TIED THE GAME

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FML

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Dodgers

Shark: "Are you drunk?"
Mouse: "NOT DRUNK ENOUGH!"

by joe579 on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today, I woke up. Bochy was still the manager. FML.

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

USELESS UTTERLY USELESS. every other nl team. good grief.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ArizonLOL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

They are fucking useless

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The teams playing the Dodgers and Rockies just suck

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers September = cake walk

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers are trying to mount something, I just wish it wasn’t a comeback

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont want to think about it.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alyssa Milano?

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah we own Alyssa Milano now

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bought 51% of the Valtrex stock?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim nailed her, that’s why he’s out.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

do we think Zeets and Penny have discussed it? That would be pretty damn funny if so.

"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.

by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

zito: “We read the kama sutra by candlight and looked into each others’ souls”
penny: “we raw-dogged in my pick up truck”

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 8, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s exactly how I imagined it went.

LMFAO

"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.

by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY FOR PAVANO

git r dun

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY-O!

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OTHER NL WEST TEAMS THAT ARENT THE GIANTS PISS ME OFF!!!!!!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

the giants still piss me off.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the one thing they can be counted on to do regularly.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker sighting in the on-deck circle.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

guaranteed Renteria out

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see Bowker’s future with the Padres

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can the Dbacks and Reds fucking help us at all

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

We are looking in the wrong places for allies, my friends.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

stay thirsty

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

109!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of "outfielder Randy Winn"

UNINTENDED FAIL. WORRY.

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the shit does he still start? Other than being classy and gritty?

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

the back of his baseball card…

by DrStankus on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. That’s right

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Sep 8, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

STUTTERING JOHN TAMARGO WAS RIGHT!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

john tamargo! I love it.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLmadbacks!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn LA...

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

madison bumgarner throws the stairs down himself.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish an opposing team would put in a left handed pitcher some time

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s going back to the bench, brother!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome…Sherril then Broxton….Ballgame

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job Eddy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLERIA

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

way to run it out edhar

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

edgar too

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

both of them were aight.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst Groundout Ever.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria Tagged out by Murphy’s Law

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s about right.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going back to my poetry now.

I hate JD Salinger and Bart Giamatti for ever the twain meeting.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

home plate power

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

irl lol

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we have seen the most pathetic ground ball this season

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

yet.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that one went about an inch from home plate

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Sep 8, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ties the ML record for worst hit ball ever

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

takes lead for worst hitter.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Bumgarner play SS?

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Sep 8, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame the groundskeeper

if the infield was rock hard (TWSS), the Giants would be leading the league in avg

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully he was kicked out.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Too much gritty, gamer, veteran-ness…

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s so frickin trippy.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks shopped

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well necks are over rated.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t even care. that’s frickin amazing.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Google sand sculpture images are pretty trippy.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that on the LOST island? Is that where Molina’s speed went?

"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.

by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

from twitter (if its worth anything)

Scout on Bumgarner: “I’m not impressed. I couldn’t write him up based on this.” Said he was lucky he was facing the SD

by grako on Sep 8, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

@otherscout: fuck you.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. Put him up against Colorado and see how he does.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s worth nothing. Scout can suck it-first game just wait…

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

//rolls eyes…..Yah 20 year old pitchers with no MLB experience should be able to dominate the Rockies…

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah… what do they know.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh this wasn’t full strength MadBum

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t write him up based on this

It’s not just bole. It’s hyper-bole.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hyper-bile

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK HIM

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No win for MadBum

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK NO

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Medders for getting in that position.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Medders for throwing that pitch, and Venable for hitting that homerun.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Great

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to the big league Madison. Enjoy the ND

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to the Giants you mean

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

wtf is with these homers?

by Hawk49er on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

shit…fuck…no W for Madbum

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFUUUUUUUU

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMN IT, MEDDERS. :(

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh’dders

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAP

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

there goes the win

thanks putin (i mean medders)

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa. How have I not heard/seen the Putin/Medders connection until now?

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the Diamondbacks.

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

couldn’t have said it better myself.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mad Bum now knows what it's like to be a Giants starting pitcher.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 8, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

and that is the truth

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Really

He got 3 runs of support

by ACgiant97 on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEHHHH

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

because park's a name in some countries.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

so twss.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why why why was Medders out there for a 2nd inning

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy made the decision to pinch hit for him already.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Borkchy always tries to squeeze another out or two from every pitcher (Except Mad Bum)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK VET SAVVY

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop giving up home runs to a bad team

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

walk-off wins >> wins by rookies over padres

by mlb22 on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

rec’d and flagged at the same time

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

flecc'd?

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ragged

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

recc’gguh’d’dd’ffff

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd :P

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for sucking up

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for correctly calling the suck up. Flagged for not letting me bask in it for a while.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe there is a 98% chance of us winning by walk-off now… but sadly, that’s because there is a 2% chance of us scoring in the 7th or 8th… (or 9th or 10th or 11th or 12th but i feel good about the 13th)

by mlb22 on Sep 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

first post of the night – gonna make it count:

1- HURRAY for MadBum!
2 – Boo Hoo for Timmy. I hope he’s okay and not Porcelain.
3 – Damn solo shots are killing us.
4 – I hate Will Venable.
5 – The Diamondbacks suck
6 – The Rockies never lose
7 – That first thread was HELLA long.

by zuma420 on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEMING JUST SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

how so?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hundley’s shot that just fell short of being a HR.

by non sequitur on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm, can I have another, Mr. Medders?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ask and ye shall receive. Don’t ask and ye shall still receive.

by i wish we were good on Sep 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo. Get him out of there.

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the name Medders. It just sounds wrong.

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like a name that doesn’t know what it should be.

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATT IS A PITCHERS PARK

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, we are back here again.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

something tells me that we might be here for a while

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Let him get this last out...

then pull him for a pinch hitter.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or....

…double switch him.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just sit there Bochy dont worry about it

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear, if bondsistheGOAT shows up going all, “yeah, go Venable! I no him!”

Well, I don’t know what. But I wouldn’t have been happy.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy, please wake up

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

GET HIM THE FUCK OUT

PLEASE!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Leave him in.

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

says the Padre fan

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was reversy pschology into Bochy’s brain.

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

seriously, LOL raiders. They trade a 1st-rounder for a guy who doesn’t even want to sign there long-term, and may not even play for them.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

wrong side of the bay, dude

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLing at the Raiders is enjoyed by all.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nationwide.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Universal

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong subject too.

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why I'm laughing at them, duh

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can always appreciate a good lol in the direction of the raiders.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

he didn’t even want to be traded, and I bet the ONLY reason the Pats parted ways is because the Raiders were stupid enough to give them a 1st rounder. Now he’s not going to sign there and the Raiders have wasted a top 10 pick

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THEY TRADED BURGESS TO NE FOR A 4TH

WHAT THE HELL. I wouldnt care, but they’re making the pats better and that pisses me off.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

commitment to embezzlement

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the people of Oakland

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

commitment to excrement

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, older not as good player then your good, younger brother!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

double switch!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

triple switch!

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUT IN MARKIN!!!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HHHIIIEEAADDD!!
’PEN!
NOW!!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

And now for something completely different...

…a double-switch!

At least Winn’s gone.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

DRINK!!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

how will they Giants their way out of it?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dusty’s got some suggestions. Double steal?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo and Nate.

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell. I leave for 15 minutes to talk to the gentleman caller and the bastard Padres tie the game.

Oh but we’re adding the Steelers/Titans game to our viewing slate Thursday night. I did tell him it was BYOB, though.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You can’t even furnish a sixer? College Students!

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by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Times are tough these days man. Padres tie the game, we’re too poor for booze.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any gentleman caller worth his salt provides the beverages for the lady.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This too.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

who the fuck is Will Venable?

he always hits us. I hate that nobody.

by Docter419 on Sep 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WILL VENABLE IS DA TRUTH

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

like this guy

went to high school with some one

from the internet

by DrStankus on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Son of Ex Giant Max Venable.
I kid you not… on this.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am working on my Randy Winn played basket ball with Steve Nash for this week end as well.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody (noun) Synonym: See San Diego Padres

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

antonym: pedro feliz.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I applaud this comment.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least we get rid of Winn at the same time.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate!!!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

kdl, where are you????

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"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll wake you up

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn't they just start nate for fucks sake

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny, it’s like you expected Bochy to use some kind of logic.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

VETERAN PRESENTS

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ex-soldiers in boxes!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha good one.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

because Randy Winn got no sleep last night as his wife gave birth.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more Medders, no more Winn...

I approve of this double-switch.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Not till we get Posey out there.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s not the BEST possible. Not-Winn is still a move I stamp as ‘Approved.’

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUESTION

I have to get up for school at 7:45 tomorrow. It is 12:15 EST now. How long should I be staying up here?

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

till the game ends

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

stay the course, it’s a nice game

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to sleep now. Howry will be pitching soon.

Although, he can’t give a walk-off since we’re at home.

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleep is for the weak.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are you on the wrong coast?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

stay up. you have to watch!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

a train leaves new york at 5pm, heading towards san francisco, traveling at an average of 30mph.

at the same time another train leaves san francisco heading towards new york, traveling at 40mph. what time do they run into each other?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

probably after the game is over

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Appropriate question, considering the user name.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m in the same situation, and i’m waiting it out. don’t crap out man!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

Be strong!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of Venable

  had to laugh when I saw that Johnnie LeMaster is on the Wall of Fame

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Well not much say 1970’s Giants baseball bettter then the Master of Disater.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that is fame in some respect

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

booooooo!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants-padres deja vu.....

pls no x-tra innings today….we seem to give those away

by giants_rule on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

madbum

 … i’m probably going to be banned, but why do i feel like i’m watching the debut of foppert ? supposed to have the great stuff, and he shows up with 88-90 mph.

by giantdonkey on Sep 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ok

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to cool it about the velocity dip.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

His velocity was 94-95 in May when I saw him. He’s probably just fatigued from the season.

by speckops on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I"ll copy paste from a previous MCC entry

I’m going to copy / paste one comment from awhile ago on MCC. This is about the start Bumgarner had earlier this year where he was ejected for throwing under the chin of somebody that tried to disrupt his timing.

The headline from Goldstein of Baseball America was ""Panic on the streets of San Fran: Giants LHP Madison Bumgarner gets pummeled, sits in the upper 80s."

The poster had this to say below —

Actually his removal and his ejection happened simultaneously. Not sure if there’s some history to all this, but here’s what happened. The first batter of the 2nd inning, Paco Figueroa stepped out late on Bumgarner o disrupt his timing. On the next pitch, Madison buzzed him right under the chin. Later in the inning, Paco’s twin brother Danny Figueroa called time (and was granted it) as Bumgarner was delivering a pitch. On his next delivery Madison unleashed a fastball two or three feet behind the batter and he was run. Seems Madison has a nasty streak, which I kinda like.

The rest of this stuff I don’t like. First off, the one AB with Figueroa cost two pitchers, because Ben Snyder came in to take over for Bumgarner and his very first pitch he got a Joey Martinez redux and it was really pretty sickening. Ben ended up walking off on (mostly) his own power and didn’t seem to be bleeding much, but he was flopping around in a very scary way for a couple of minutes. The ball, after hitting Snyder went almost straight up like a major league pop up, so I guess it caught mostly the crown of his head, which is a lot harder than the face. Still, I’m guessing he’s spending the night in Bowie Hospital.

Secondly, Bumgarner. I was sitting among a crowd of scouts, so I got a view of at least 4 radar guns every pitch (and lol do those things vary — the guy in front of me would be would 3 MPH faster on one pitch and 2 MPH slower than everybody the next — but that was mostly with Radames Liz, who was throwing much harder than everybody else).

Bumgarner threw very consistently 89-90 MPH. Only once on one gun did he hit 91. He had no swing throughs, threw relatively few breaking balls (about once per AB he’d throw I guess a slider, though a very slow one that functioned more as a change), and got hit hard. But the hit hard part was mostly command issues. He threw I guess a 2 seamer that bore in on RH, but tonight it was mostly boring over the middle of the plate.

I’m ready to say that his lowered K numbers this year are related to lowered velocity. Several of the scouts were talking about this, and three of them said that they’d recorded him last year working consistently in the 94-95 range.

Interestingly, the guy in front of me said he wasn’t that worried about it, because Bumgarner’s arm action was still good, his velocity was very easy, and "you could see there was a lot more in there." He said it’s probably just a lot of innings on a young body, and once he matures physically and gets stronger it will come back. And generally, that a sudden loss of velocity isn’t as much a red flag on a 19 year old in AA as it would be on a mid 20 or 30 something year old in the majors.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wordz are long but interesting.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pull Molina now.

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZler: Obviously on the right team.

"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.

by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

pheck.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re going to lose arent we

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

no.

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like yeah

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO NO NO

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Snakes will.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 8, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we both will!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

plz no.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAH!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FRACK!!!!

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Elfstein

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 8, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SANTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I KNOW HIM!!!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLL ECKSTEIN

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK….So a 12 inning loss?

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

schierholtz needs to start just for the stylish way he wears his pantaloons.

by DrStankus on Sep 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

and the fact that he’s wayyyyy better than randy winn. but that’s totally secondary. the pants come first.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He IS very stylish indeed.

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs, please.

NOW!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ PLEASE GIANTS

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you know you can get Titan insurance for as litle as $37 dollars

I KNOW what’s the catch

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The catch is Geico has a better commercial so we have to flim flam yah.

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: the metaphor

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those guys seem pretty chill about that whole thing.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

’shopped

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too early to post

my first and only you tube upload (from opening day a few years back)?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqVfKJwQ63I

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

eh the only other relevant twitter stuff i could find was

by Kevin Goldstein (aka kingclip on twitter):

Bumgarner’s last 8 AA starts: 37.2 IP, 17 K #Giants #warningsigns28 minutes ago from TweetDec

and:

If you’re not worried about Madison Bumgarner’s velo drop over the last few weeks . . . you should be #giants #myradargunisnolongerhappyabout 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

by grako on Sep 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What do you think is the over/under on heart attacks among Giants fans induced by this team this season?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

What is the over/under on ground attacks among Giants players?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Start at .5

Under

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh funny, that really happened in LA today. only in LA.

"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.

by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

the fire truck in the hole thing.

/fails at posting

"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.

by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? how?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

sink hole in the valley, they responded and didn’t realize how big the hole was.

"Matt Cain will save the children, but not the Dodger children" - I realize this is someone else's signature but I wanted to emphasize it because it is so damn genius on several levels at once.

by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit the padres have terrible announcers

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

They were yelling @ romo for his little move

and sounded like total homers

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is just like prince fielder’s showboating!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anybody really have a problem with that? Seriously?

by chilibean_3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not @ all I thought it was great

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of bush. Wouldn’t have liked it if Sandoval did it. Kind of funny.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I chuckled and didn't think anything of it,

until I heard about a bunch of whiney Giants coaches and players.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lawnz grumble grumble kids these days grumble grumble bork

Also, the Angels randomly weighed in on the topic. They essentially said funny, but classless.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 8, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why should the announcers be any different?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol good point

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of them is OMG CY YUONG WINNR Mark Davis

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree, but ...

WAAAAAY better than their radio guys

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else ever read power rankings or some other kind of list, get to the bottom, and then instinctively hit “z”? I just did for the first time. I spend way too much time here

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

z

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve hit c/x a few times out of intinct at other forums. All sites should use this system.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a more annoying person to watch bat

then Eckstein. No skills, just tries to get beaned all the time at this point.

by Docter419 on Sep 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT IN THE GUY WITH THE LOWER OBP BORK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

eckstein doesn’t knock down the bad hop ball. eckstein putting first pitch weakly in play (when hitting .347 with RISP) instead of a 10-pitch at-bat. that is not eckstein out there. giants fortune is just waiting to reveal its head. this game is ours. just gotta wait 5 innings.

(ho hum)

by mlb22 on Sep 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Nate

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

frack

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

and our drive does not carry.

by Docter419 on Sep 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang, almost Nate

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

God damnit….Bochy probably thinks Winns trash ABs are still better than that

by DFAAurillia on Sep 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It’d be funnier if it wasnt true.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was exciting.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

warning track power

ugh.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Sep 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

giants baseball is brought to you by jack daniels. in more ways than one.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

irl lol

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Diego Ballboy: Harry Potter

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

rofl

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

patient Gene

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!@!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

btw velez can’t steal a bag to save his life. He is not a student of the game when it comes to pickoff moves.

by Docter419 on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, when did Velez take the magical “good at bat” pills?

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ay you, HEY!

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

knee OHHHH!

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE DON’T GET THROWN OUT

76-62 - Giants Series Record: 24-14-5, 17-4 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

another walk for The Proletariat?

by DrStankus on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk with me AY-U-HEE-NEE-Oh

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FBAL OBP

NOW RUN GENE!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

There we go! RALLY GAR!

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry-rally Panda

*Leaking Orange and Dark goo out of my butt since 1978*

by IdahoTee on Sep 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

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