Buster Posey Facts (join in!)
by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2009 10:29 AM PDT
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Life threw Buster Posey a curveball, and he hit it 450 feet to left center field.
Upon Posey's arrival, the Giants ordered 6 dozen new batting donuts because he eats them for breakfast.
Buster Posey killed all the motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane
Buster Posey once attended a Rockies vs Dodgers game, both teams conceded to him.
On the 7th day, God rested because it took all his energy to create Buster Posey
When Buster Posey arrives at a fork in the road, he takes both of them. At the same time.
Martin Luther King had a dream, and Buster Posey was born.
When Dirty Harry said : "do you feel lucky, punk?" Buster Posey replied : "yeah I do, motherfucker" and beat the living shit out of him
In Soviet Russia, Buster Posey still owns you
Buster Posey can divide by zero
Bengie Molina has a poster of Buster Posey on his wall
Buster Posey met a bear in the woods, they had to interfere because of animal cruelty
Buster Posey makes the phone ring
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Interesting idea for a thread...
but I could do without all the recycled Chuck Norris facts.
So in order to contribute:
“Even ESPN raves about Buster Posey, despite his having never worn a Yankee or Red Sox uniform.”
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
When asked about Buster Posey, Matt Wieters said, “That guy is the man.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
After which he said,
“Man, I wish I were a Posey!”
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Brad Pitt said, "Now that BUSTER POSEY is a handsome man..."
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 16, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m I doing this right?
Whoa. This is what happens when I play basketball for an hour, my brain turns to jello.
In contrast to its natural custard-like state.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 7, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahahah
Everyone knows computers can’t play basketball.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Is it the shoes?!
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 16, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Jell-O! It’s a brand name gelatin, so format it right jerk!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Even when Bochy doesn’t play Posey, he goes 2 for 4 with a double, 2 runs scored and an RBI.
Thing C
HAHA, like a Giants team would score more than 1 run a game
I R 5
by say hey nation on Sep 7, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If Buster Posey were to play, it would destroy the delicate clubhouse chemistry that the team has created from sucking so badly at scoring runs this season, which is what has carried us to this point of the season.
Wait, I’m doing this wrong….
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Shawon Dunston tried to lecture Buster Posey on the benefits of an aggressive approach at the plate right after he was called up and Buster WALKED. AWAY. HAHAHAHA.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Sep 7, 2009 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Oreos eat Buster Posey cookies.
“Be not afraid of greatness; some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others are named Buster Posey.” William Shakespeare
In Navajo folklore, Buster Posey is considered the most mischievous, yet pleasant animals. It is said that Buster Posey is cunning and deceptive, working off of tricks to fool those who pitch to him. Legend says that Buster Posey cannot be killed as he is not only considered a god, but also because he is far too powerful.
When life gives him lemons, Buster Posey makes Root Beer Floats.
Once asked why he was sprinting to the top of Everest, Buster replied, “Because I hit my Wiffle Ball up there.”
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
by bigboneded on Sep 7, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
…and: If you look closely enough at a full moon, you’ll se the face of the Man in the Moon, and it is Buster Posey.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Before Buster Posey, the 20-80 scouting system only went to 79.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Sep 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Pinched hit?
I love two-word verbs.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
The yankees, Red Sox and ESPN
They are all plotting to see how they are going to get Posey to play for them (boston or N.Y.) Buster must be thinking right now, Play me, or Trade me.
stay thirsty, my friends.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Whenever Buster Posey is placed in a sealed box shielded against environmentally induced quantum decoherence, he immediately resolves into a live hitting machine, escapes the box, and rescues the cat from the vial of poison.
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
Buster Posey
Is not Fred Lewis.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Buster Posey
He whispered sweet nothings into Uribe’s ear, and he’s never been the same.
Matt Cain's right hand beats a Royal Flush.
Even when he's not in the game, he makes plays!
No, srsly!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Buster Posey is so good Bochy refuses to play him saying “It just wouldn’t be fair to the other team.”
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Sep 7, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Buster Posey
Is NOT unrated
Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.
by LargeFarva on Sep 7, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Buster Posey is the reason there’s a rule about adding a player to the post season roster, but you have to match position, and Buster Posey plays all of them.
cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"
They really need to close that loophole
retroactively to 2002
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
I gave Buster Posey a Rubiks Cube once and said “Hey, Buster…do this”. He proceeded to eat the cube in three bites. The next day I was in the men’s room and I heard someone in a stall say “Come here.” I go in the stall, and there’s Buster, shitting out the Rubik’s Cube, completely solved.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Buster Posey doesn’t need a MLB at-bat. MLB needs a Buster Posey at-bat.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Sep 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Buster Posey once crossed the road.
No one dares question why.
by Lisa Stevens on Sep 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Buster Posey can beat the Elite 4
without even using a Super Potion
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
He must have leveled up a lot on Victory Road.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
No
He was just that good when Professor Oak found him.
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He must have leveled up a lot before Proffesor Oak found him.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
No
A small Asian man created him that way
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The spring from Tuck Everlasting was actually a puddle of Buster Posey’s urine.
The very bad man traded my son...So now I'd like you all to meet my new son, Ryan "Aaron" Garko...Dammit it's just not the same!
/suddenly regrets decision to drink from that spring
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that how Juan was born?
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Sep 12, 2009 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey hits walk-off home runs on the road…in the first inning.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 7, 2009 11:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHA
Wow.
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
by milesntrane on Sep 13, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Did I ever tell you about the time Buster took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally Buster takes me to a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ We sat there for a year and a half and, sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Buster yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found ’em’
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 8, 2009 1:09 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I don’t know what this is but it made me lol.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Buster Posey
He didn’t even know ’er.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Buster Posey went back in a time machine to father Tim Lincecum…
so that somebody would be worthy to throw to him one day.
by sayheybk on Sep 8, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Even Waldo can't find Buster Posey.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions
(because he’s wearing Nate’s Invisible Man suit)
by KrazyKrabMeat on Sep 8, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Free?
I’ll take two!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey
once turned an unassisted triple play. From right field.
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Lava Lamps are in fact perservation jars of Buster Posey's boiling man-seed.
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
(recycled Jack Bauer jokes > recycled Chuck Norris jokes)
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 9, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey
thats what she said
cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"
LOL
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Fact:
On Baseball America’s front page there’s a new Jim Callis chat from today.
The caption reads, “Jim Callis was more active than Buster Posey on Sept. 9.”
I’d be laughing my ass off if I wasn’t too busy crying.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 9, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
HE SLEEPS EIGHT HOURS A NIGHT...
…well, i guess he’s pretty normal in that respect.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Buster Posey's
milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
Buster Posey
makes a flower sound manly
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
Buster Posey
doesn’t have to chit-chat with opposing hitters at the plate. He just glares at them and they apologize
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
Buster Posey drinks Dos Equis?
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 14, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
2nd coming of Panda?
Am I the only one who actually wants to see Posey do something at the major league level before getting excited about him? GREAT potential… but I’m saving my “2nd coming” comments until he puts together a seaon like Sandoval.
Yes, you are.
"What are the odds Buster Posey ever plays for the Giants?"
"He won’t play until he gets some major league experience."
hahaha
Yes, he is.
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
by milesntrane on Sep 15, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FACT
Buster Posey sounds like a dying cat when singing karoake (sp?). I was wasted at a bar in South San Jose and he was singing karoake on a Monday night (He was also wasted). He sounded horrific.
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
karaoke
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
When Buster Posey mispells something, all the dictionaries in the world rush to correct their version to his.
so, actually, miles is right is IS Karoake.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
Karoake is when you get up on stage and recite beat poetry to a prerecorded bongo backing track.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
...
Oh, sorry…I thought you said “Bust Pose”
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 16, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions
We know John 3:16 says "Love Thy Neighbor"...
Buster 3:16 says “I Just Threw You Out.”
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
Uh, not exactly.....
"The part of the roster where most of the money is spent, though, is on free agents and guys acquired through trade — guys Sabean did play a big role in acquiring. And they are not good. When you get 2/5 of a pitching rotation for free, you would think you could do better with $76 million than to field the league’s worst offense."
-Taliesin September, 2009
When Buster Poseys manager burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it Boche,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When Bruce asked him how he had done it, he smashed his face in with a baseball bat and said, “Never question Buster Posey.”
EDIT FAIL
You left a ‘Chuck’ in there.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 17, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
buster poseys milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. and he doesnt teach em
by wanna Ishikawa? on Sep 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
lol
Posey’s in his proper place, but Garko is clearly too high.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Posey's too high
"Vhet ere-a zee oodds Booster Pusey ifer pleys fur zee Geeunts?"
"He-a vun’t pley unteel he-a gets sume-a mejur leegooe-a ixpereeence-a."
Buster Posey has played in two games. The Giants lost both games.
Therefore, the Giants will lose every game in which Buster Posey plays. Not a cagey veteran winner.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
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