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Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 5, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 5, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Looks like his head has been Shrunk.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 5, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHAZBORK!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL’D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

are labels that tell you whether or not your beer is cold really necessary? I mean wtf?

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 5, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that that is the main thing they market about theyre beer

Is it good?

nah, but you will know when its cold without touching it!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

so cold that you won’t be able to taste its shittiness

by furikawari on Sep 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s try not to suck this inning, Giants offense.

by imovermyhead on Sep 5, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE LAMP

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 5, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hai guyz. Are the runz in dis thread?

by TGOH on Sep 5, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Cain’s funny faces

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain’s funny O face?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 5, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO ISHIKAWA

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick! Ish! There’s a fly on the top of your shoe! Swing it away!

by Every6thDay on Sep 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol Ishi fell over.

by TGOH on Sep 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the ball hit his foot.

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Jimmy Dean microwave breakfast croissant sandwich is good

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 5, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, harsh…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think i might have a corn dog too

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Coulda had it at 3-0

by Every6thDay on Sep 5, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

why would you want that?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE ANOTHER PITCH

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI WALK WITH ME

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool.

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

we got on base!!!!!!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, ANNOUNCERS

THATS A WALK

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the announcer

No bullshit about not taking pitches, and the Giants being aggresive – just retarded.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Not everyone is going to know this

It’s a national broadcast

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunt time

nice job ishi…….

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

“The Ginats dont take walks”

/Ishi walks

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

/Ishi DFA’d

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, 3 of those looked good

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WALKS CAN HELP

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, according to Grant's last post...

The Giants should NOT sacrifice bunt here, right?

by Every6thDay on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The Forbidden Result!!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OH BROTHER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap.

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i will fly into milwaukee

and destroy every brewer

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Do it. Now. Please.

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Matty !

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Is this guy buddies with David Wright?

by TGOH on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You need a companion picture of the Giants field players with the caption “These guys will never score another run.”

by Merope on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Are Gallardo and Wright BFFs? Geeez.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Gallardo friends with David Wright?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK UP GALLARDO

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

this is getting close to ejection time

by furikawari on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Easy there, Gallardo.

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, now McCain will have to throw at Gallardo in retaliation and start a brawl and get suspended. Stupid Gallardo, costing us the Wild Card.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

McCain?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Fox.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 5, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

warning plz???

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That last pitch was close to hitting Bochy’s head.

by Every6thDay on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That is ok. Gallardo has to get in the box as well.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy —keep trying to get him killed…

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is Gallardo doing?

Lay off, dude.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF IS GOING ON HERE?

That’s 3 pitches at his head.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE HELL IS MATT CAIN TRYING TO BUNT? LET HIM HIT THE FRIGGING BALL!!!!!!

by Merope on Sep 5, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

2ND BEST HITTER

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Eddy is begining to piss me off a bit.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 5, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

no starters

allowed to charge the mound or get in any fights

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

use Fred lewis!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

UMP THAT'S INTENT TO INJURE, WTF MAN

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 5, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t a strike.

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That was an idiotic call

Cain was on his knees, and it was low

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 5, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 5, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BS Ump! How can he call that after what happened that AB?

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by cybermaldonado on Sep 5, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Rough AB.

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM.

by Merope on Sep 5, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Giants had an average offense.

Would they be wrapping up a division title right now?

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

far and away

even one more hitter with 20 homers

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so.. the Dodgers have an above-average offense and as good a pitching staff.

by kingofthacove on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

110 win season

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-1

Yes-No

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will be where the Cards are now. Good starting pitching, bullpen and oh yeah PUJOLS (plus Holliday, Ludwick and DeRosa).

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And JULIO LUGO!!

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holliday and/or DeRosa would look good on the Giants right now…hmm.

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

AY-U_hen ee oo

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 5, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

fundamentals problem

not good

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

he got buzzed rightgood there

by furikawari on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the third strike was crap.. I’l not mention the 3 high & tighs in a row. I think i will not count that P.A.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three balls by his head? Three? And then that bull shit?

by TGOH on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope this fucking ump calls these curveballs strikes for Cain

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GET. ON. BASE.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we just learned what the reaction would be if Pablo got hit in the head unintentionally.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE CURSE WORDS

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

cRooKed # thread

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE ANOTHER PITCH>

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

hehe

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ZORAK!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

what?

im trippin

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

2 walks?

Who replaced the Giants?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

KEEP. GETTING. ON. BASE.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

c'mon, swing the bat guys

I don’t pay to listen to you take walks

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Now for the clutch double play!

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER WALK WOOHOO

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He would have walked Cain too if Bochy wasn’t a damn ######.

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

double play time.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

2 WALKS!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

2 walks in one inning?!?!

/Dunston charges the mound

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 5, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RISP = results in stupid popup

by justhangin on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The Forbidden Result!!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHH GAWWD

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

30 is more than 1!

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

30th huh?

That’s a reverse 1st!

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Just keep taking pitches, Winn.

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s usually the color guys who are annoying; hard to be annoying doing straight play by play. Dick Stockton is annoying.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he is pretty bad

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like the announcer

For cutting out the bullshit that the Giants hitters are just bad. No bullshit. The GM’s fault.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

plz walk plz walk plz walk

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the hit and run?

by TGOH on Sep 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GROSSSSSSS

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is wrong

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

muahahahaha

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

so disturbing

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is awesome

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 5, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

dick stockton

i expect so much better….quit hacking my giants

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY RANDY WHY SWING AT THAT

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Randy.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome 2-0 approach

by ryanmiles on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why’d you swing at that?

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Offense fail

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why swing at anything?

by Merope on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate Randy Winn

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK ASS RANDY WINN

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

whattasurprise1

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

needs more

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

…Fucking classy Randy Winn.

by TGOH on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

grrr

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Good grief.

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

what else would winn do....

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn DP special!

Fuck.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Lose

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He was up 2-0, Gallardo had just walked 2 people, and he decides to swing

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No Manager In Their Right Minds Would Bench Randy Winn

Veterans got us here and they’ll take us to the playoffs

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

You dance with the ones that brung you.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

dance does not mean stopping on their feet.

/ rabble rabble

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 5, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

dance does not mean stopping on their feet.

/ rabble rabble

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 5, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Capitalize First Letter Of Every Word In Title

-Spelling mistake
-Defends Bochy
-Spelling mistake
-Defends Veterans
-Spelling mistake
-Barstools
-Straw Hats
-Stopwatches
-Spelling mistake

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

-Spelling mistake
-Defends Bochy
-Spelling mistake
-Defends Veterans
-Spelling mistake
-Barstools
-Straw Hats
-Stopwatches
-Spelling mistake

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s walked two straight guys and is down 2-0 to me with our best hitter due up next

let’s swing at everything

by kingofthacove on Sep 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Trashy Randy

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn has turned into about the worst hacker on the team somehow.

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

why is winn playing over anyone? even Richie?

cause Sabean pays him big bucks so he has to play, regardless if he is crap

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is.

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

528. =(

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got out of bed for this?
pfffffffft

by Merope on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy, grow some balls and sub Bowker in there now.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wtf is wrong with him after the pitcher was wild?

Seriously? How fucking stupid do you have to be to hack away after seeing the last 3 AB’s? Is he this fucking incompetent?

Screw it – this team isn’t worth watching when these fucking idiots keep getting AB’s.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been watching college football

I see nothing has changed with the Giants offense. Dwight grounding into a double play.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Class sucks

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely would have preferred you to STFD, Randy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

UNBELIEVABLE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

frothing at the mouth!!!!

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 5, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork!

Oh Yes must have a gritty, gamer, vetrans to GiDp any rally to death.

BORK!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 5, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It's nearly unbearable to me

That neither Bowker nor Posey has started a game, yet.

At least Bowker has gotten an at bat.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 5, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Even Velez walked… That about does it for me having any hope for Winn ever being decent again.

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 5, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

How did you still have any hope?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

His last home run was April 28th

by Chub Feeney on Sep 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bochy wonders why this offense can’t score any runs.

by imovermyhead on Sep 5, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Paging Donald Trump

Someone needs to call the Donald so he can inform Randy Winn of his imminent firing

by boolemaster on Sep 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

what's really scary

imagine if Pablo started the first month or two really poorly…he’d be on the bench too. Aurilia would probably be fucking out there.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WAAAYYY too scary

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 5, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just getting angrier and angrier at this bullshit

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

i still think we can make the playoffs....

even with Sabean and Bochy fucking our way there up

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WINCE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure how that double posted, but I mean all of it

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing stupid Cain.
 Hit him in the back next year.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw at his head Cain!

Its worth the warning

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Just strike him out.

by furikawari on Sep 5, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, Matt

Take the high road

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

KKain

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Finnish Him

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Sep 5, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain will not let this team lose

Hopefully

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 5, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone know if the stadium gun is correct for Cain ?

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

stadium guns are always dialed up 2 to 4 MPHs faster than what the pitcher’s actually throw. This is done everywhere though, throughout the minors and all. It’s just for the fans

by Sandoval Stays Suckafree on Sep 5, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless it’s in Coors Field where they dial it lower for the opponent.

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya, but they turn them down for studs like cain all the time

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD BREWERS

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants swing at the highest percentage of pitches outside the strike zone. (Duh.) But amazingly, the difference between them and No. 2 is bigger than the difference between No. 2 and No. 16.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 5, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

hello?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it me you’re looking for?

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBN is shitting the bed.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeedy.

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

what happened to the thread

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 5, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

it decided

to be made of lulz.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you ask any manager, they are looking for pitching

hahahahahaha, i wish

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 5, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I was waiting for him to say “except Bochy”

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 5, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else having problems with the site?

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

YEP

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, does the site suck balls for anyone else right now?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

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by Natto on Sep 5, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet this SBN bullshit has something to do with FOOTBALL.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

i blame fred lewis

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 5, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 pitches between Pablo and Fat Money. I think only one might have been a strike.

by FireBrianSabean on Sep 5, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

i miss you guys so much right now

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 5, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god. the wife finally gave up the tv to me

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions