Open Thread, 9/5
San Francisco Giants at Milwaukee Brewers, Sep 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT
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I would very much like for Cain to get a win today.
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Ha
That is all
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Sep 5, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions 13 recs
/mandatory rec
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i know right
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
BEEEEEEES!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Also love the shot of Scott’s reason to use Rogaine
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
BEADS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
holy shit
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL KFRED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
/unclutch
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S R+RBI-HR
JEEZ OTHERWISE IT MAKES NO SENSE
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
True tales from jcb9-land
A couple of years ago, my wife and I were returning home from a concert in San Francisco. While we were waiting for Muni and I was looking at the schedule, a guy who looked frighteningly like Kevin Federline, only really short and with bad teeth, approached my wife and asked her if she wanted a back massage.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
What did she say?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I GREW UP IN THE 80'S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I grew up in the 90's
The Pokemon era
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I grew up in the sixties
Sex, drugs, rock and roll, and Doris Day movies. And a Giants team that had the best record in baseball over a five year period, and won exactly bupkus
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Pokemon > Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll, Doris Day and bupkus.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam West as Batman > Pokemon
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Pokemon > Adam West as Batman > Pokemon
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam West as Batman + The Flying Nun > Pokemon
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Pokemon> Pokemon
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Logic is unassailable
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You cant win
Especially if I use my level 92 Pidgeot
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh please
I’ll just pull out my utility belt. Got everything in there.
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Level 92 Pigeot > Utility Belt
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Utility belt + Sally Field’s flying wimple > Level 92 Pigeot
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Level 92 Pidgeot + Level 86 MewTwo > Utility Belt + Sally Field’s flying wimple
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn. Forgot about the MewTwo
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hes a sneaky bastard
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone seen the LOLineup yet?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions
unfortunately yes
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/grits teeth
/deep breath
hes actually been okay lately
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
IM NOT MISSING HIM I JUST SAID HES BEEN KINDA OKAY LATELY OKAY
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Im beating JPonry today
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:07 PM PDT reply actions
lol nope
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I'm hanging around the whole game
so im winning
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I am too
So im winning also
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
lol rook
look at my post count! LOOK AT IT!!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
OT
go bears! i can’t wait to watch best
by sliderinthedirt on Sep 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Im goin to the game tonight
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No repeat of last year. Kplzthanx
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I might of been at that game too
we got season tix, theyre pretty cheap
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
In Maryland? That’s a long way to go sir.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh
I probably wasnt then
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
OOOHHH
I remember that game, they blew up in the second half right?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, they were saying how the players were asleep until the 4th quarter. hot weather, humidity, time change etc etc
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
HAH
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
STOP MAKING UNECCESSARY POSTS SO YOU CAN BEAT ME
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
ok
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You should all give up since jponry will win anyway.
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Says the man who has the record for most MCC comments by a margin of over 10,000!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
My comments are scattered over various places, not just GDTs!
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I’m spending the afternoon winin’ and cheesin’, so I sure hope you do
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Sep 5, 2009 12:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I has a disappointment
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Sep 5, 2009 12:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
UR JUST WINING CUZ FRED LOUIS IS WINING ARENT U?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Trufax, I don’t enjoy the Giants unless Fred Lewis is playing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Sep 5, 2009 12:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Why can't you ever admit you are wrong!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
WHY MUST WE ALL HAVE GROUPTHINK AND BOW TO THE MODS?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I actually agree with this. I hate our groupthink.
You know who else are groupthinkers? Scientists. Fuck those guys.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Yeah, fuck ’em!
… er sarchasm into fell i?
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Not telling
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Cheesin'

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez 2B
Winn LF
Sandoval 3B
Molina C
Uribe SS
Schierholtz RF
Rowand CF
Ishikawa 1B
Cain P
With malice towards the Dodgers
/slits wrists
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Nate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and Cain!!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
NEEDZ MOAR
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
by GiantsBabe on Sep 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did you take this?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
No
I wish. It was his inside the park home run in June.
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
Ya I remember
just wondering, thats a great angle
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Someday we’ll have great seats like that. Mostly we’re up in View Box which isn’t so bad….We’ll be up in View Reserve for Saturdays Dodger game—I predict ugliness up there! ha
A girl on the interwebz.
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A Dodger-Giants game is great from anywhere in the park
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
True!
I’m really excited for that game. I’m not sure who is pitching, though. It might be Penny which would be interesting.
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
That would be cool
You might see a fight
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha Jack Cust looked like a clown out there
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 5, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks like a clown no matter what
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Velez at 2nd is always a good idea.
What is it about this guy that has made him an every day player in Bochy’s mind?
Fuck bruce bochy
what an ass
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
His favorite character in The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe was Mr. Tumnus
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
BM batting cleanup
For the eight hundredth day in a row.
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowel Movement?
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by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 5, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
giants game is on FOX today?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I forgot about that! GOD DAMNIT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
yeah. Shit. Insult to injury. I have some errands to run but am so scared that if I leave the game early that I will miss Posey’s debut.
Part of me feels naive though that Posey would actually get to play.
With malice towards the Dodgers
Im glad he didnt bat last night
I would have missed it
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I may need several TVs to get through this game
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
/Checks tv
//No LA Blackout YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, look.
Now Buster Posey.
SHOCKER.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
deal
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
4 day weekend
but i got drunk last night
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Its on Fox
so it might be
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
2 day weekend
But at least I get paid extra for Monday.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I have a 3 day school week next week
Monday off and then missing Friday for a water polo tournament in Reno!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Evey Giants game is an excuse to get drunk.... at least it is to me
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 5, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
3 day weekend = homework weekend :-(
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I went out Thursday and drank and chilled last night. Oh well.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
And it looks like I’m putting off homework for a few hours….
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
WHY...
is the Fox game of the week in Seattle the Red Sox vs. the White Sox?!
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
Sock Fight
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Because the baby jesus hates us
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by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 5, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Players the Giants hate
1) Ryan Garko
2) Fred Lewis
3) Kevin Frandsen
4) Steve Holm
5) Buster Posey, apparently
Players the Giants love:
1) Eugenio Velez
2) Randy Winn
3) Bengie Molina
Excuse me, I’ll be off shooting myself in the face.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Don’t forget Bowker (as the Giants have).
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That’s almost as obvious an omission as the other day when I was talking about the prospects I was most excited to see get called up, and I forgot Tim Lincecum.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Some things go without saying
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
In your defense, you weren’t the only one.
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Still, I’m amused that I remembered how excited I was over Matt Williams’s debut, but not Lincecum’s.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I remember Lincecum’s debut very well. I had just started dating my ex gf and she invited me to her dad’s 50th birthday party dinner. It was the first time I met the gf’s parents, and luckily the game was on a tv in the background at the restaurant where we were. I had to keep sneaking peeks over at the tv to watch the game. Definitely not ideal viewing circumstances, but I caught enough of the game
With malice towards the Dodgers
I remember after the first few pitches I decided, "this kid might just be pretty good"
plenty of people whined about the results, but I never worried
of course now that his stuff has dipped this year, I am a little worried his arm is going to fall off, but I always worry that about every pitcher
wow
i remember pretty much every detail from that game, even though i wasn’t OMGZZZ LINCECUM before the game, it was espn to, no?
FUCK THIS TEAM
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I don't understand
why Ishi is starting over Garko. Is there a logical explanation for this? srsly
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
Ryan Garko slumped when he first was a Giant. Therefore, he sucks and will never not suck.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Bochy is jealous of Garko’s cranium size.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 5, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
CAUSE ISHI IS A GRITTY VETER....
Oh wait……. Im stumped.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Head esplode!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Lefties must hit righties.
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Bochy is so worried about his lineups scoring that he must have the best defense out there possible.
With that said, he feels like Velez’s bat at 2nd will make up for his shitty D at that position.
With malice towards the Dodgers
thank you
I can accept that, sort of
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
Lunch time!
Instant noodles and fried chicken for me. I wish I had some real ramen.
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Real ramen?
Like handmade noodles?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Yeah
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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frying the beans for homemade bean burritos and mexican rice. Should be done before gametime
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I had breakfast for lunch. Eggs, bacon, hash browns.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 5, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
SPANKINGS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Pre-game LOLs
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
ALL HELL IS GOING TO BREAK LOOSE
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
IF BOCHY DOESN'T PUT MOLINA TO SLEEP
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
YOU'RE TOILET PAPER
YOU SHOULD BE PUT TO SLEEP
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Pregame bullshit:
Bruce Jenkins re: Buster Posey situation, emphases mine
I’d say Bochy is taking the most sensible route, letting Posey soak in the atmosphere as the appropriate spot assignments arise. Molina isn’t generating much sympathy as he lets his hurt feelings show, but this is a guy the Giants should re-sign for a year or two, if he’s amenable. Unless they score some sort of trade/free agent bonanza over the winter, they’re going to return with another substandard lineup. If Posey is really that good, play him at first, third and/or the outfield next season and let Molina bat sixth. He’s just too valuable to let go.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Maybe, Maybe, Maybe a year
Why the hell would we want him for 2 years?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
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Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's just so rare when you can get something for nothing
And what we can get, just maybe, if we get very very lucky, is TWO draft picks for the dessicated corpse of Bengie Molina. Because he’s a catcher, he’s a Type A FA! What that would require is a) we offer arb, which b) he turns down, so he c) goes FA, and d) someone out there is dumb enough to sign him. What i say is
a) we make a lowball arb offer
b) while making it clear he’d be Posey’s backup, pissing him off so he
c) goes FA, so
d) the Kansas City Royals decide they need a veteran to work with their young pitchers.
50/50 chance? Maybe. Worth trying? Hell, yes.
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Or maybe the Mets
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Or the Nats
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I should hope not
Probably the Mets
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Hmm
I just looked at the current standings and realized the only team whose first round picks wouldn’t be protected and are stupid enough to sign Molina if he declined arb would be…. the Giants
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But even if the first round pick is protected, we’d get a sandwich pick. Which has to be worth more than the dessicated corpse of Bengie Molina.
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah
It would just be uber sweet if we got a first out of it.
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If their first round pick is protected, we’d get their second round pick instead, wouldn’t we? That’s why we didn’t have a second round pick last year – compensation to the Phillies for Aaron Rowand.
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Yeah
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Just don’t bother with Jenkins.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I read that too
Bruce Jenkins. What a tool.
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 5, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do you read this guy?
Its what I keep preaching- these people are fucking idiots and their opinions won’t have merit if we STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM
(not directed at you, just in general)
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3-dot lounge is one of the few reasons to still read chronicle sports section. jenkins isn’t always right, but who is? besides, it could be worse, we could still be reading glenn dickey’s garbage
jenkins isn’t always right
Diarrhea isn’t always fun.
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only like 90% of the time
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
My point is
why read any of it? Why are these people’s opinions valuable?
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IAWTS
But I didnt read it
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Some people are actually intelligent and interesting and know more something about whatever it is that they write about.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Uh, you probably should just ignore anything I say about baseball then.
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Cookyman = >:o
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I don't read opinion pieces
I don’t understand why I need someone else’s opinion on things. If it’s not someone I know, I really don’t care what they think. Message boards are a little different because there’s give and take, but for the most part, columnists are full of shit and I couldn’t care less what they think
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Just like Bruce Jenkins!
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by jponry on Sep 5, 2009 12:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If Bruce Jenkins doesn’t care about bondslegend’s opinion, why should bondslegend care about Bruce Jenkins’ opinion?
AND DON’T YOU DARE APPEAL TO AUTHORITY
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/TOTALLY appeals to authority, and yeah, goes there
/snaps 3 times in a “Z” motion
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Wow, that’s the first time I’ve ever seen the three snaps in a Z formation referenced by someone other than me.
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Don’t go there….
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Jenkins doesn’t always piss me off though. It’s just that when he does…. it’s really bad.
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exactly
i mean, the only good chronicle writers are schulman and slusser, and ostler’s pieces aren’t half bad. i only read ratto and jankins for the lulz
even if you read just for lulz
we must minimize hits to their stories
I’d be more inclined to be fine with this if Bengie wasn’t such a whiny cry baby bitch
With malice towards the Dodgers
I’d be more inclined to be fine with this if Bengie wasn’t a fat catcher in his mid-30s with a sub-.290 OBP.
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VETERAN LEEDERSHIP
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BONER!
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Just in case any of you have a couple of hours to kill this afternoon and don’t feel like watching the Giants, there’s a great Fred Lewis fanpost going that is closing in on 400 comments. And now I will light myself on fire.
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by jponry on Sep 5, 2009 12:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I totally rec’d your “You have never said anything useful” comment.
Because…yeah.
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HONKYTONKBBW HAS MANY VALID THINGS TO SAY!!!!!!
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That thread makes me want to bash my skull in with a rock almost as much as our lineup does.
JCB9 IS NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY.
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come on over.
i’ll make you some pancakes
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by The Gene Hackman on Sep 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That was fun
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
/bad condom jokes
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
/obviously bad condom jokes
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
/and then not following through with it AND not using birth control
HOORAY abstinence-only sex ed
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ugh im afraid to look at how bad my alma mater is going to get destroyed today
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Just hope USC runs a lot…. and eats up the clock. Or maybe SJ State’s defense will completely rattle Matt Barkley, who knows?
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yeah, i thought a 35 point spread was a bit much for a true freshman QB
by sliderinthedirt on Sep 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Or maybe a fan or two will show up for us? Riiiight
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by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
FERRELL POOPIN
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Commence the lol'ing at me
Anyone got a stream? I have no TV =(
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
/points and LOLs
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL catcher hitting cleanup....
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Needs more Tyler Graham
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Bet they can score runz
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by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol Thomas Neal 9th
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by jponry on Sep 5, 2009 12:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd wager 5 major leaguers in that lineup
Not too bad for High A
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SCIENCE
Im about about ready to get my paupers hat out and bust out my best Oliver Twist impression:
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
r, Runs for Cain?"
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* "Please sir, Runs for Cain?"
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Shouldn’t “This Week In Baseball” actually be called “Last Week In Baseball”?
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Shouldnt road trips actually be called plane trips?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
why do they call them “buildings” when they’re already done building them.
they should be “builts” or “crumblings”.
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by The Gene Hackman on Sep 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE PEANUTS
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ROUNDTINE
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by The Gene Hackman on Sep 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S GOLD
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Where do babies come from?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
UGH – “SAN FRAN”
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G MEN!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Frisco is a city in Texas
This concludes my howtheyscored impression.
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There’s also a city called Baytown in Texas. No, I never got a picture there (darn me)
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LOLcal blackout?
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because you life sucks
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KEVIN YOUKILIS!?!
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HE PLAYS FOR THE GREATEST TEAM AROUND THE RED SOX
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lol
they were talking about his failbeard. he said something about a reverse mullet on his face.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess that’s kinda funny.
?
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ProTip: Its hilarious
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll stick with the amateur tips then.
She said this?
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whos she?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s going to be fun when Velez and Winn suck today and then they start for the next week anyway.
That will be extremely enjoyable.
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Deja Vu!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
rumor has it that Sanchez might be back TOMORROW now. thats what thumb head said on KNBR so take it with a grain of salt.
Of course tht means Velez and Winn will still be in the OF, but at least thats a plus
With malice towards the Dodgers
start for the next month anyway
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when is t day?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there an Eric Karros drinking game? Or is everyone going to be setting them back through the whole thing?
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anytime he pronounces a syllable
down a bottle
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
WERE HALFWAY THEEEEEEEEEERE
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, isn't that Livin on a Prayer
Bon Jovi
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
why sing Aerosmith when you can sing Bon Jovi
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLineup!
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SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
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Gallardo will pitch a shutout and hit a three run homer. :(
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Matt will never win his 13th game.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
So why are we running late? Wasn’t it supposed to start at 1:05?
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
national tv smile and wave boys, smile and wave
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
under for sure
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So i missed the end of the game last night
what did Bengie do to be the hero?
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quit crying about Posey
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by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Home run
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oh
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Saved a baby in a tree. Turned out it was Buster Posey.
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put him back in the tree?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
JP
Are you wine-tasting? Where?
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
Great job, Velez.
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It pains me to see randy winn at the plate
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/waiting for a classy groundout to second
by sliderinthedirt on Sep 5, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
WOO
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Ground balls to pitcher
Kind of like Jimenez that one time…
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lawlerz
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by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 5, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Irony
When Randy Winn latches on with another team for like $3 mil and puts up a reasonable batting line next season
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Remember when we only had to hate Aurilia?
things were so much simpler.
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Remind why Winn is hitting ?
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
We’re in it for the lulz
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by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 5, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He's due?
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LOL PENNY
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FTL
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Oh, another weak grounder.
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Weak Grounder
YAY!.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions
Penny & Timmy: OTP
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Zito and his thoughts: OTP
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
PROGRESS, PAST THE PITCHER
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I thought I heard wrong.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Sep 5, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Who calls Pablo Zorro??
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nobody
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
also “King foo ponda” according to Stockton.
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Randy Winn saved Bruce Bochy's daughter from terrorists
so clearly, he feels compelled to put him in the lineup everday as thank you. It can’t be for baseball reasons.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
ZORRO
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by lyricalkiller on Sep 5, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Another grounder!
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GAIS HE SAID KING FU PONDA LOLOLOL
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Balls on the ground
Maybe out of the infield next inning?
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Now Molina gets to lead off next inning. Fun
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SCIENCE
1 pitch out
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Top of the 1st
Well, at least they put the ball in play a couple of times. =/
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LOL KING FRISCO ZORRO
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
GROUNDOUT TO NEXT SEASON'S OPENING-DAY SHORTSTOP FOR THE GIANTS
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Hey-oooh
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by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 5, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear to god Bochy is a frigging idiot
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I find it amazing the way managers sometimes get one part of the game but not another.
Bruce Bochy seems to manage the pitching staff alright but not the offense.
Dusty Baker seems to manage the offense alright but not the pitching, if you remember all of the times when he left a pitcher in too long or pulled him too early.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The first pitch looked good
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
When will they show the David Wright beaning?
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Damn, miss so much going to the bathroom when Giants are batting..
- E. Velez grounded out to pitcher
- R. Winn grounded out to second
- P. Sandoval grounded out to shortstop
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
“Cain learned how to pitch this year!”
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 5, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
/barfs
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain pitcher profile
- Continue to “pitch”
- Hope for some support
Uh…
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Brewers cant score if he doesnt pitch
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
NEVER A DOUBT
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
ALMOST CLANK
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
Eugenio “double clutch” Velez
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LOL PRINCE’S PANTS
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He has room for Zorak in those trousers.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 5, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
TROUSER MANTIS!
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Cain learned how to pitch this year? Because in previous years he just acted like he was throwing shit like a monkey or something….
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Matt Cain's problem
He was a thrower. Now he’s a pitcher.
Cliche alert!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
PITCHER'S DON'T THROW!
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Sep 5, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
oh shit
is it on TV?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
CSN Bay Area
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Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s on CSNBA on Directv, I think.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Bruan should be on the Giants. I would like that
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Duh...plus, I'm Jew...I can haz more Jews?
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Sep 5, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
hell ya
our entire lineup minus pablo for braun
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
M A T T C A I N
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Velez again!
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/shift-A
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
Lack of CLANK yaysssss
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Bengie and Uribe’s at bats will be finish within 2 pitches
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
we could have braun
when we dump Rent and rowand $$$$$
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Nope
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PABLO ZORRO
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KING FU PONDA
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Research = reading the scoreboard
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 5, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina leads league in gamewinning RBI!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
sorry benjie
im eating my crow 2day for hatin on u yesterday
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
he’ll give you plentl more chances to hate
by sliderinthedirt on Sep 5, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FAT
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It’s a good thing Bengie still sucks
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie strikes out! What a surprise.
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Bengie Molina
The funny thing is that unless he hits the ball over the fence, getting on base wouldn’t have helped the team that much anyway.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions
thats pretty awesome
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh look!
It is the hole in Ishikawa’s strikezone
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 5, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
/swings and misses
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Last season of Bengie.... plz
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Lol. Fox announcers advising the Giants to take pitches. Don’t the know the first pitch is the best pitch?
/Dunston bursts into the booth to kick their ass
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 5, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL. I like how they flash to Buster after Bengie Ks on 3 pitches.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions
GROUND ATTACK
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GROUND ATTACK!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions
GROUND ATTACK!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions
The first hit doesn’t even leave the infield.
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SUCK IT BREWERS
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions
URIBEEEEEEEE
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
THAT WENT EVEN FURTHER THAN HIS DOUBLE
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
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ya
the pop fly that no one caught
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
NATE, GO YARD PLEASE
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Nate Schierholtz
I have faith in you too, for some reason.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
Sorry if this has been asked, but is there a stream for this game anywhere?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Yeah
i get sox/sox.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
In your batters box, swing at ur balls
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
DO SOMETHING POSITIVE, SCHIERHOLTZ
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He did
for the Brewers
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
DUHHHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WOOHOO SLIDER IN THE DIRT!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
bochy using this to keep Posey on pine

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
DO SOMETHING ROWNADS
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
That's the Nate swing I remember
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Raspberry Sherbet is better than the giants offense
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
anything > Giants Offense
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
OH Nate....
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
SCOTT SUCKS
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POPUP!
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Grass is green
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
AARON FAILLLLL
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
hokysmokes was right!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
THE BEER YOU CHOOSE SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU
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The woman in that commercial looks like my ex-wife.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 5, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
she's cute
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT LARS
Or something.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
GIVE ME HER NUMBER!
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lol
I couldn’t do that. I like you.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 5, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re the only ones I let ruin my life.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Crazy in the head means crazy in the bed.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
I MUST BE COLD!!!
YEAH COLD!!!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 5, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2004/12/san-francisco-giants_30.html
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
jack is funnier then the king
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
The king is super creepy.
Jack rocks.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Weird Burger King commercial is weird.
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That the one where the King does the facepalm?
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
It’s another king showing up in someone’s bedroom ad. Nightmare inducing.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Seriously, you have to be incompetent to build an offense this awful
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This offense was built?
I thought it got like this because all the decent players left.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Decent players? There was one a few years ago, but not all that much since (Panda excepted).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
PC vs. Mac
Those commercials are funny.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
Puddy is a PC!
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budweiser horses
drink beer at the trough
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
hmmmmm
Jimmy Dean microwave Breakfeast croissant sandwich or corn dog?
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Corndog, definitely
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
really? Im leaning towards the Jimmy Dean microwave breakfast croissant sandwich
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Then give me the corndog
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i have a whole box
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
/steals whole box
What brand?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
REPUBLICAN BIAS
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 5, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Do Macs really not get viruses?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I’ve never had one. I’m gonna say yes.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I am going to have to agree
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
If virus makers cared enough, they would.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 5, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do the virus makers only seem to care about PC attacks?
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
you can hit a lot more people with a virus aimed at Windows
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 5, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess that was not planned very well, was it Windows? (Speaking to Windows lol)
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Except of course all of the money that Windows gets from people forking over cash to repair their PCs…that was planned well. ;)
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 5, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They are mac viruses out there.
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Matt McCain: He just learned how to pitch!
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
fox retards, they will never be a big 3, two bit chumps
King fu panda
matt mccain
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Throw a non-fastball plz?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
KABOOM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FIELOLDER
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions
I guess we’re even now.
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Lame lame lame lame
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Panda does the smart thing and eats it. LOL
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
aren't they all low scoring with the giants....?
that’s a great point, hahahahaha
fucking fox
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Apparently real baseball is much easier
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Flem had a baby? ouch
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
“Mike Duane Jonathan Flemming”
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
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Kain

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STFD GERUT
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
TIMY & PENNY BFF
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Sabean should kick the tires on this Hardy fellow
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 5, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
I agree.
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
by cybermaldonado on Sep 5, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain for Hardy and Fielder!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 5, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!
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fuck the cy young
its playoffs or bust
No one in baseball can carry Timmeee or Mattttee’s jocks
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
BAY AREA TIES OUT AT SECOND
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/5/1017334/gamethread-ii
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