Open GDT IV
by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT
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HELLO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I made one, but we’ll just use this one.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Nate Clements
going the way of Bengie Molina
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Didn’t see that coming.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Seriously
that TD was unfuckingforgivable. Holy shit.
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Is it the sense of impending doom?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
My roommate just brought lemon squares back from starbucks, where he works. thought you should know
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2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
That previous ball looked like a strike, but whatever.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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OH, WHY NOT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sausage races are more entertaining than this game.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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I'm sick of Ishi
He shouldn’t ever start on the road again for the rest of the season. Maybe give him a start here or there against tough righties at home. You would think that nobody on the Giants has ever looked at home/away splits
I really think Pablo should go to first when Sanchez comes back... I'd hate to lose Uribe's bat.
(I can’t believe I said that – what a wierd year)
Not exactly
I think the thought process is that the vets will return to their career averages given enough ABs, and split differential will even out over time (whether it be home/road, lefty/righty, etc.)
Home/road splits don’t mean shit.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
seriously
the only split stats that should really have any attention paid to them are L/R splits. that’s it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
When do you start paying attention to Pablo’s?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Not on whether or not he should play, of course. But the splits are enormous.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Meaningless
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
If you mean his road stats, he’s hitting a very respectable .294/.346/.492 on the road.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
For his MLB career
.356/.396/.585 – Home
.312/.356/.503 – Away
Nothing to worry about, it’s in fact perfectly natural. Pretty much everyone hits better at home when you account for park factors.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
RUNZLER WARMING UP
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Well
At least if tonight is going to suck I get to see something new.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Who thought they’d see Runzler before Posey?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
D-bags always come out on top
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
With the Giants offense, does it really matter anymore?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
If we can just hold teams scoreless forever they’ll have to let us in. We’ll be holding up the playoffs.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Pound that corner Bobby!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Runzler’s motion looks funky.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Got ’im.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
STFD KITTY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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AND THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU'LL EVER SEE THESE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BOOYA!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL CATTOLLONNATOOOO
73-61 - Giants Series Record: 23-14-5, 17-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Wasn’t he shot out front Sparks Steakhouse?
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Interesting strikezone.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Brewers broadcast
Every inning or so, they show Bochy chewing gum angrily.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
That’s an ugly hat.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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OH GOOD A WALK
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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DAN RUNZLER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
My own logic says that since Posey has probably catched him before, Posey should be in now too
With malice towards the Dodgers
Go Highlanders!
A fellow UCR
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Runzler’s coming in!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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RUNZLER
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Kuip is so surprised that there’s going to be a young guy
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Welcome to the bigs, kid. Tie game with RISP.
Go get em!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
/SLAPS LARS IN THE FACE
YOU BITCH!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Need moar Runz...ler
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
ummm...Yes.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Yeah
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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lol irrational Howry hate. GRM would like a word with you!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
No one’s really fond of him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
You should add "Bob Howry's #1 fan" to your sig
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
He’s the Fred Lewis of the pitching staff.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Yep
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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For us idiots
who is Runzler?
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Hard throwing lefty who’s buzzed through the system. Baggs has hinted he can hit the upper 90s. We’ll see.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Was he drafted?
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
By us, I mean
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Rookie pitcher who started the year in Augusta, moved up to San Jose, moved up to Conn, moved up to Fresno and is now in the majors (all this year!)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Wow
i’m now excited
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
OT NATE DAVIS BITCHES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
He's just moving the offense well
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Or Walker!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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No pressure, kid.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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GO GIANTS!!!
ARE THE ROCKIES PLAYING / LOSING TODAY?!!
by barrybondsistheGOAT on Sep 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Finish this inning so I can go get a burrito. Come on Runzler.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
RUNZLER
FINISH HIM!
96!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
STFD!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
WOW!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
HYMNS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BOOYA MOTHERFUCKER SUCK IT
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
STFD!
RUNZLER!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I already love Runzler
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
And glen coffee, too
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
OT: I hope Crabtree sits out the whole year and ruins his career. I don’t even want him on the team anymore
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2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
Lol ok
whatever. He’s an amazing talent who will destroy defenses. Yeah, fuck that guy.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
You people confuse me
“I DONT WANT GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYERS ON MY TEAM!!”
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Sure
but that doesn’t mean he isn’t still going to. He will. And he’s really fucking good at catching TD passes
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I can understand being upset right now
I am too, but to say “I DONT WANT HIM ON THIS TEAM” is, IMO, stupid. He’s really good, and he will sign when he’s going to start losing money.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
He hasn’t done jack shit until he proves it in the NFL
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Ok whatever
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
He wants top 5 money and was offered MORE than enough.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Yeah, he's selfish
what’s new? This is like 3 months in a 5 year contract. Rookie quarterbacks never make a big impact anyways, so whatever. It doesn’t matter that he’s missed time. It just looks bad.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Neither has Posey and the MLB.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
…But he’s not holding out for more money…
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He did
Until the deadline, which isn’t until next year for football.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
BUT CRABTREE IS EVIL AND SELFISH AND IS EVIL
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Wow, that’s not the same thing at all
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Explain how
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Because crabtree is evil, i already told you. And selfish
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Keep making this argument. It gets stronger every time
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Makes as much sense as yours
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
It didn’t delay his development. It’s not like he would’ve been called up two months ago if he had signed sooner. Crabtree has missed all of training camp and the preseason
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Which means nothing
because rookie WRs never make an impact anyways. Also, he’s so good that he doesn’t really need that much practice. This offense is pretty simple for the WRs.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
So this isn’t a bad thing? Come on, why are you arguing this?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
I never said it wasnt bad
but to say you don’t want a once-in-a-lifetime talent on your team because he’s holding out is retarded. I’m sorry, but it is
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
But saying “he doesn’t really need practice” is kinda silly.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
Well
yeah, he needs it to some extent. But c’mon. He’s REALLLYYY good.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
At this point, I would say fuck ’em. Let him get 2nd round money next year.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
And that is stupid
because he is a once-in-a-generation player. It’s like the Broncos trading Cutler- those guys do not come around every year
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If Crabtree is so good that he doesn’t need practice, how come he wouldn’t make a difference this season? Needs benchwarming experience? I’m confused
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The practice won't make a difference either way
it would be nice, and maybe he’d make more of an impact earlier if he’d practiced, but he didn’t. He will sign before the season starts, and he will be a valuable part of the team in the second half, when they’re going to need him.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Okay...
Didn’t answer my question. If he doesn’t need practice, why wouldn’t he be able to make an impact this year? You said you wouldn’t expect him to make an impact. What difference does a year make?
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OK
yes, obviously practice would put him on a quicker road to making an impact THIS YEAR, more specifically in the first half of this year. You’re right there. What I’m saying is that @ this point, WHEN he signs before the season starts, he’ll then have the entire first half to practice. He’ll then be able to help the team in the second half. Would it have been nice to have him ready from day 1? Obviously, but IN THE LONG RUN (5 year contract), these 3 months of practice will not make that big of a difference.
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So
Because the team has more incentive to sign him, he should cave to their demands? I’m not defending him, this is just crazy talk.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
The team has no incentive
they have pretty good WRs already. They have all the leverage.
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Come on now
Our best WR is probably/hopefully Morgan.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Morgan, Bruce, Jones
that’s a good rotation. They’re not world-beaters, but fine for this offense.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I guess, but you’re up there talking about him like a generational player, you can’t argue both sides of this.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I'm not
I really wish he’d signed already and was ready to go, because he’d no doubt be a starter on the team. but it doesnt KLL them to wait. They can at least get by until he’s ready.
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Their demands?? They’ve offered him fair money! He’s the one who wants a top-5 contract!
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Yeah
I worded it very poorly. The reality is, this might be the only contract he ever gets, he should try to maximize his contract now. I just have trouble with people approaching this as something different than a business decision. Sports fans take all this shit too personally.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Bingo
this is what I’m saying. It’s very stupid of him to do it, but to say you don’t want him because of it is not thinking clearly
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If he sits out all year, he’ll make less money. The Niners aren’t giving him the top-5 money he wants, so he’s just delaying at this point
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Possibly true, it’s a game of chicken now, it seems.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
There's no way he sits out
he’ll be losing 16 million dollars. The niners have no reason to up their offer, and I really hope they dont/
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I like this Runzler fellow.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!
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lefty with 95+ mph heat oh my god unf unf unf
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Hinshaw w/ control??
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/throws a bucket of cold water on you
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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So the Giants are why he’s swearing all the time.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!!
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Wait, what?
I don’t remember getting the memo about this guy… zoinks
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
Then the pitches spot is up 5th, not ideal
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Pffft whatever
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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ok so predictions plz
whos going to get the hit that scores the winning run??!
by barrybondsistheGOAT on Sep 4, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Buster Posey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Braun
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Can I change to Bowker?
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
I speak the truth
also, no gurlz on internets
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Kendall
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Runzler looks like someone but I can’t think who
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
why are you doing this?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
No.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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wut
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG Bowker
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
YAY POP UP
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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…and we never saw him again
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Shallow Center Power
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
No, he just picked Bowker’s name from a hat.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
bowker is a hack!!
never liked him.. but hey…sucky players get lucky
by barrybondsistheGOAT on Sep 4, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Mensa must have gotten out early tonight!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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BAAAAAAAAA!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
time for Posey!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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I barely even noticed him.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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EscLOLbar
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EscLOLbar
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
yo i missed it..
how did zito throw?!
by barrybondsistheGOAT on Sep 4, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
not well, not disastrously bad like he normally would be on a bad day
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
GROUND ATTACK
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Rally other team’s misfortune!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
ESCLOLBAR
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LET’S GO EDDIE
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Rally Giraffe in a tree
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Ugh.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Pablo could use a hit.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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He’s probably sad that Posey isn’t playing.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yesterday.
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my girlfriend and i have panda time
together we put on panda suits and do the sideways mambo
by barrybondsistheGOAT on Sep 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
what the fuckity fuck is with the influx today?
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It has to be the mentions in Baseball America’s website and SI.com
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
I doubt it.
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…
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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WTF
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It would also be cool if, like, Velez actually did something with his speed for once
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Why would the Brewers throw something even close to the plate?
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
that was a ball
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Just once I wish the Giants pitchers would do their job & contain the other team’s bats.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Pablo!!!!!
dammit
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Swinging at ball four
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that was also a ball
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
* sigh *
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s only the 7th inning
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I thought you were?
get out there!
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Great, let’s take Runzler out.
96 MPH fastballs would be a terrible thing right now.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
his spot in the order came up
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
That’s right. I’ll go crawl back in my hole.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
So.....
What’s been going on?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Furry love
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fail.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
lulz
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants trying to pull a Homer
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Man..imagine having two hitters like braun and fielder back to back…it seems unfathomable
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
I can’t even imagine having one of them.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
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Quit cheating the game, Brewers.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
the dodgers and the rockies
are both losing!!! lets go G MEN
by barrybondsistheGOAT on Sep 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Why are they showing this homer?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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PABLO GOBBLED THAT UP
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NOM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
it was in international waters…
Bleeding orange and black since 1987
by TehGreekStallion on Sep 4, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't back read...
…and only have MLB gameday to watch the game. Was Zito gassed when Bochy pulled him, or did he just think that the bottom of the fifth was the only time we were going to get to “Cy Young” Suppan? He had only given up three hits but I saw he had five walks…
SIDDOWN SANTA CRUZ NATIVE
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lol, Pablo’s positioning to throw to first made him look like Kung Fu Panda.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
Somebody screencap that, please.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF BRANDON!
/Lars
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Strikes please…
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
Can of corn.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Ok, through the power of positive visualization, I am imagining this top of the 8th inning as the Buster Posey debut inning somehow.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/4/1016577/gamethread-five
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