GameThread III
by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT
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All in the Family…“Those Were the Days.”
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Yes , they were.
Spent a good hour watching the high points of this game.
Some questions:
Who was Kevin Frandsen?
Did that Sanchez guy ever pan out?
Where’s BARRY’S DAMN STATUE?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 4, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ok, time for me to leave
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Can you name the two Wisconsin born players to play over 200 games with the San Francisco Giants.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
JACK TASCHNER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
NO-HITTER
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
Aflac Trivia Question
Only 2 Wisconsin born players to appear in 200 games for the Giants
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
I don’t want to kill the golden goose, but we may soon need a rally Brad Taylor.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
omg that hat.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
hey bengie
groundout weakly to third!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie will not get on base.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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How did he throw Bingie out from that deep?
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
It’s Bengie.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The Giants are
going to get no-hit today.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
This is the game where we get no-hit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
The Giants are getting no hit by Jeff Suppan.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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It almost happened recently.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Juggernate will hit, rite nao!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
I think we need to start corking some bats.
What would Belichick do?
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
that was a ball you idiot
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Yep. They’re definitely going to get no-hit.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
The new Tom Emanski video on hitting
should just be endless video of Giants hitters
“THIS IS HOW NOT TO BECOME A GOOD HITTER.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Good god we fucking suck
Why is this offense especially anemic on the road? Why do we never bunt when we get baserunners? Why are we never aggressive on the basepaths? Why is Bochy still around?
a lack of productive outs is the problem!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I’m pretty sure Grant detailed that it is in fact the problem.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Dear Brewers:
You can send your outfielders home. Don’t worry.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
RETARDS
JUST STOP FUCKING SWINGING. YOU FUCKING SUCK.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
We need to start giving the take sign like a little league team.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
If I was manager, we wouldn’t have swung since the middle of the first. It’s probably good I’m not a manager.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
His career WARdrobe is a 3.9.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I really don’t want to hear the announcers marvel at how Suppan really had it going tonight. I am done with that speech.
Especially since anyone watching can see that he really doesn’t have shit going
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
No Hit by Suppan. That would be like Eckstein having a 4 homer game against us.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
I really hope we don’t add that scrub Suppan to the No Hit club.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Aflac answer:
Harvey Kuenn and Kuip
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
If the Giants are going to lose today anyway
then I hope they do get no-hit, they should be ashamed of themselves
Trivia answer
Harvey Kuenn and Duane Kuiper.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
what i want for the giants to do
is 1st time through the lineup, have everyone take all the pitches they see.
Is your name Sandoval? No? Then don’t even take the bat off your shoulder.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Taschner only played 178 games in a Giants uniform
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
seemed like a lot more
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
We tend to remember the painful ones.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Still losing
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 4, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
thanks
I actually don’t even know why I asked that since I have no idea what that means compared to other former players
With malice towards the Dodgers
Nice career, nothing special.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Although
I guess I should have looked at the IP, I just assumed it was around a 10 year career or so.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Haha
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
i fuckin hate mgd
(insert any major production American beer.)
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
ATHLETIC WAS RIGHT
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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I feel so sorry for the pitchers.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The Brewers hit lefties well too.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I think it’s almost beer time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Yup
Full Sail for me right now.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Ya, and if you drink a Coors Light you’re a traitor.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I would never drink Coors Light
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
It’s good water beer, for when you’re planning on drinking a lot.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Marcello’s a Rockies fan. Stone him!
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Last time I went to Coors Field, they were selling Bud in the stands.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
From what I understand, many Coloradoans don’t like Coors.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
IT TURNS BLUE!!!
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I still haven’t sent my playoff money yet. I don’t know if I will.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Throw strikes to Jason Kendall.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Good grief.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Shit
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
2 walks to a guy slugging .295
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
/waiting for jponry to throw stuff
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
QUACK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If you like you’re stuff, throw a slider. That way the Giants won’t hit your stuff.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
DIRTY JOKES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
no fan club badge for you.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
too late. you're on the list.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Word of the Night
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
THIS
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Good grief.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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see above
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Below for me.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Is that a mod thing?
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
No, just weird timing.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Your own comments will always show higher if they were submitted at the same time as someone elses, due to lag or something. Natto came in 2nd.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Zito is done.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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By all means, walk the pitcher, Barry. Great job!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
For realism’s sake blood should be dripping from his ears and eyeballs
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The game is already over, have some fun out there Barry!
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
3-1 to Jeff Suppan
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I’m pretty sure he’s going up there with no intention of swinging.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
lol Giants
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Hmmmmmmmm
maybe Winn should be playing
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
lol kruk
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
omg Zito is pissed.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Finally.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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As bad as Barry has looked, the Giants are not going to score for him anyway
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
As bad as he’s looked, he’s managed to keep them to 2 runs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Feels like 20.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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I just found the cure to watching the Giants play:
a heaping bowl of norcal’s finest
Ewww.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Probably the best Ask Kruk And Kuip I’ve seen
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
agreed
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s got to be a Thisiswhyyou’refat entry with a Philly Bratsteak or something.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
See below. I’m fat.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
You're just big boneded
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
That baby looks unhealthily tiny.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
And now it’s going to be another inning where the Giants don’t get a hit.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
Time to go home
See ya later, suckers!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter
no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter
Wait, we don’t have a hit yet? Are you serious? Are you fucking serious?! Fucking Jeff Fucking Suppan is pitching a no hitter against us?! GAHAHHHHHAHAHAh
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WHEEEEE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wow, how do you take the ball 3 there and then swing at that????
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
STOP SWINGING AT BALL FOUR YOU IDIOTS
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Is it really that hard to just take ball four???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
hallelujah
thank god Mike Cameron screwed that one up
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!!!!
YES!!!!!
WHOOOOOO
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
OFFENSE
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
A HIT
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
WOAH BIG LINE DRIVE SINGLE BREAKS UP THE NO HITTER
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
A FUCKING HIT!!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
ALERT! ALERT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Kuip
“So, the Giants with a rally.”
Classic.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
SHAWON HAS GOTTEN TO FRED TOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
NO ONE IS SAFE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NEVER LET FRED HIT AGAIN
NOT CLUTCH
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Bochy looks deranged
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
AGGRESSIVE POWER HITTER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Remember when people were arguing in the preseason that he would start hitting for power? That was great.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
That’s pretty bad.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
But they said he was going to be an aggressive power hitter! Surely, that’s all it takes for a player to completely change the way they hit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I know
Why didn’t anyone think of this before?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
http://www.baycityball.com/2009/03/09/bad-ideas-file-2851/
The Giants expect Lewis to be more of a presence in the batter’s box while spending less time in it. Though the Giants did virtually nothing during the offseason to upgrade their offense, they believe that Lewis can be one of the power sources they sorely need — not a 40-homer slugger, but somebody who can hit at least half that.
THERE’S NO REAL REASON TO THINK HE CAN DO IT BUT WE’RE EXPECTING IT FROM HIM.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
FUCK ME
I remember that post. Ooof, we’re run by idiots.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Yup
Lewis, assuming last year was a true reflection of his skills, would be a solid leadoff hitter. He’s got the speed teams desperately want from the leadoff man, above average OBP skills, and enough POP that he can put himself in scoring position without stealing a base.
The Giants, assuming this isn’t just fluff talk, are morons.
And I still stand by this comment, although maybe he’d make a better #2 hitter.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
You sure it wasn’t Bowie going “yo VIP … let’s kick it.”
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
“Scaramouche,scaramouche VIP let’s kick it.”
I could sing karaoke to that.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
SOMETHING!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
you must be either psychic, a Jedi, or Biff Tannen.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
or Eugenio Velez
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
VELOLZ
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
WHOOP-TI-DOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OMG JEFF SUPPAN IS BACK!!
I KNOW IT’S THE GIANTS……….BUT HE LOOKED GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
Does anyone know how to get a picture from photobooth on a mac to here?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
upload it to tinypic or imageshack
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I havent signed up, too much work
I was just going to do a facepalm
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
You don’t have to sign up for either of those
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Oh, well if it gets worse I will do one
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Remember that scene in Office Space where Ron Livingston tells the psychologist that every day was the wost day of his life?
Thats how this road trip has been offensively.
No one here gets out alive.
I hope we at least get a Buster AB out of this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
This
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Bork clubhouse Bork chemistry
Bork veterans bork bork bork
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
upload it to tinypic or imageshack
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
For something more exciting than the Giants offense, watch the Bay Bridge roll into place!
http://www.kron4.com/News/SpecialCoverage/BayBridgeClosureLaborDayWeekend2009/tabid/504/Default.aspx
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
it’s moving faster than Bengie
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, three fastballs to the exact same spot high and outside.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Neds moar tats
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
needs
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
He has a tat of Agent Ned on his ballsack
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
why is Justin Miller still on this team
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
he’s gritty
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
including a big old
LA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Miller, it’s your field. Act like you own the place.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
If we get shut out this game I may become violent
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
This game could reach lol status very quickly
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I’m pretty sure getting one hit by Jeff Fucking Suppan already qualifies.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 4, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
USED TO CLOSE FOR FSU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
can Miller pitch?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you really want to know the answer to that?
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I sure hope someone’s warming up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
BBob Howry
yay
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
that's an odd nickname
considering his 2.8 BB/9
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
It was actually a typo
Im not that clever
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
This game sucks.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
here comes the blowout
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Double switch, In: Runzler/Posey, Out: Miller/Molina
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Hopefully Bengie will get run over by a sausage
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Walking 2 guys to get to Braun. WAY TO FUCKING GO
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
20 minutes until a meaningless 49ers football game.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Why in the unholy fuck is Justin Miller in there? Why is Runzsler or Hinshaw or Waldis or Valdez or Medders or ANY OF THEM out there instead of Justin Miller? ESPECIALLY if Justin Miller is apparently tired as hell.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
I only believe CB30
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
XANTHAN WAS WRONG
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Bean Braun. At least a bench clearing brawl would be entertaining.
No one here gets out alive.
by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
BORK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
109
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The little managers on each of Bochy's shoulders.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
…but the one on the right has window-licker strength so he wins every time.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
I’m playing Pokemon now, btw.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Which one?
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
This sure is exciting.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BATTLE OF THE TITANS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
stfd
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
lol Yay.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Touche Miller
I had the pic all lined up
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Bochy is not giving up though. He’ll keep trying till he gets failure.
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
all a part of Bochy’s plan
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Even if we get out of this…we still need moar runz.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
good
better than a jack.
…not that it matters.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Congrats Miller, you just earned yourself a DFA
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
DFA,
You’re funny. You know the Giants will give him an extension.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
BORK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
IT WORKED REALLY WELL LAST TIME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Its sad that there are like 4 guys that no one trusts in the bullpen
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Howry and Medders too.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
That’s it MelonHead wait for the bases to get walked full before you pulled the pitcher that obviously had no control.
so anyone have an idea why our road record is so bad? i can’t figure it out by watching them play.
No one here gets out alive.
Didn’t have time to wipe properly the first time?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
So what did you use for the first wipe?
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he try and send Aurilia up to pinch hit while he was up there.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Waddle from toilet to shower?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
The Poor Man’s bidet. A Real Poor Man’s bidet.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
What say you CB30?
I need to know if I gan go get a drink.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
How wasnt that a double play?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
that was lucky
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
NOT according to Bill James
/wags finger
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
?
Other way around. Unless I’m missing something.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
A hit would have been luck.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Not on a line drive.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Bobby Howry extends the aggravation for at least one more inning.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
Please stop fucking swinging at shitty pitches asshats.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Brilliant strategy by MelonHead — he had it figured out the whole time. Seriously, is he even paying attention?
I hope he throws one errant pass out the stadium that hits Crabtree in the hand forcing him to sign. Now that would be a meaningful preseason game.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Score at least two fucking runs against Jeff Fucking Suppan guys I swear t ogod
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
If the baseball Gods have anything to do with it, they will make the Brewers pay for wasting all of their opportunities.
TAKE STUPID
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I COULD BE A PRO BALLPLAYER
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
MAILMAN
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
The mailman obviously fucked Shawon’s wife.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Damn
I could have been 100 times more clever if I had just said that.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
He’s a sh*thead. Deadbeat dads suck, especially when they have the means to be a pretty special father figure.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SUPPAN
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FORBIDDEN RESULT
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
He really did.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
A competent team would have like 8 walks by now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
HOW MANY RIBS COME FROM WALKS?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
One Buster Posey, please
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
What happened?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
niners lined up for kick return and sd kicker kicked an onside kick out of nowhere and SD recovered
With malice towards the Dodgers
Used Nolan’s trickery against his former team. Brilliant.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Molina’s wondering why 3 pitches have gone by and he isn’t up yet.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
RALLY BIKE RIDING EMPEROR!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This is where the flood gates open. It floods in the Sahara, right?
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Panda!!!!
dammit
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
SHIT
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
OH.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wouldn’t the Busty Poser be Bengie Molina?
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be the butty poser.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Who?
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it’s so cute how they think Bengie can “sock one out of here.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
he can definitely put a sock in it.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Bengie
justify your existence
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
the first baseman could run out to right field, pick up the ball, and then casually walk it over to the base
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It almost happened to Mo Vaughn.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
KENDLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bengie can’t GIDP! What will he do now?
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
Awww...now he'll NEVER score!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Giants offense strikes!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants will not score another run for the rest of the season.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Are we scoring?
No?
Fuck this for entertainment.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 4, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SENSITIVE FAT
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LOLFAT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
why would you be excited when Velez is up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
He’s an attractive man.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
How this team can even be in contention for anything is beyond me
by orange and black on Sep 4, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
Hi kids!
I just got home… LET’S GO GIANTS!!!!
Oh.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
Uribe gets it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
we probably could have built as good an offense from just minor league contracts like uribe
by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what the worst part is? Instead of Posey actually playing baseball in AAA, and getting more experience, he gets to sit on the bench and watch a bunch of retarded fucking hacks. FUCK YOU BOCHY. FUCK YOU SABEAN. DIE. I WILL SERIOUSLY MURDER YOU IF GIVEN THE CHANCE.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Sorry
I’ve been drinking and I don’t tolerate stupid well.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Wow.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NAAAAAAATE!!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
WOOO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RUNZ
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
YES THANK YOU CAMERON THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERLOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
OFFFFENSE!
devastating
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
LOL MIKE CAMERON!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
CLANK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
yay errors
the only way these goons can score
by do your own stunts on Sep 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
In fairness
Fred’s : / average, statistically speaking, is second best on the team. If Bochy had a brain, he would…
by FireBrianSabean on Sep 4, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That is the only way the Giants score. Gift runs.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
HAS to be an error.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Rownads coming to murder the rally
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
oh, it's Rowand
/prepares for disappointment
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
GIANTS' OFFENSIVE STRATEGY: OTHER TEAM FUCKS UP
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Aaron Rowand’s a serial rally killer
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
You must be a profiler
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
The key is to look for guys that look like they’re taking a dump while they hit.
Those guys are always guilty.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T SUCK SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Why does Suppan even throw anything near the plate?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
See, we don’t need Posey!
/ducks
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
And swing at a pitch that would have hit him
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
time for a clutch strikeout
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Gamer really should have a K in it.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I knew how many pitches this team has swung at that would have likely hit them. It’s got to be a lot.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
GREAT SCOTT
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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TIE GAME
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
unexpected result!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
thank you rowand, thank you. i never said nothing bad about you but if i did i take it back.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
oh my god
what is going on with his chest hair
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
That’s what manly men look like.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
ERRANT FUCKING THROWIN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
God, where else is scoring two runs against Jeff Suppan a climactic and epic event?
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Tim pitches great and gets a loss. Barry stinks up the joint and it is a ND
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Has any team ever scored two runs off of this wonderkid Suppan?
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Jeff Suppan
season ERA: over 5
vs Giants: 2 ER in 5+ IP
next opponent: 5 ER in 4 IP
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Yes
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Ahh
that makes more sense.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I’ll apologize as I use him to wipe my ass.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Suppan threw a dumb pitch. He throws it in the dirt and he gets out of the inning.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Seriously, I don’t know how you throw a strike there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
2 walks
2 runs
what the shit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
All fred can do is walk!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
We have to give em back at the end of the game. We did cheat after all.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
But that never works!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Time for Travisfail
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Kruk “come on your hands late”
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
There has to be a comma in there
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
A comma wouldn’t do anything.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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It’s actually pretty good advice.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Great swing, Travis.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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ishFAIL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
TuLOLwitzki just gave the lead to the DBacks!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Whaaaaaaat?
I thought for sure he’d get a hit
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
DUHHHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m beginning to think Travis Ishikawa isn’t a good enough hitter to be an average first baseman in the major leagues.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
What was your first clue?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Ishi FAILS
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Good thing you don’t have to think to suck.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The 9ers leave it up yo the pitching?
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Garko would be better on the road than Ish. Even against a lefty.
It’s pretty clear: Garko can’t hit at home and Travis can’t hit on the road…hmmmm who should be playing???
Oh, wait. I forgot. It’s Bochy.
by orange and black on Sep 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/4/1016539/open-gdt-iv
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
OT
same old niners in this one
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Thanks to roger
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