GameThread II

Angry Tim is angry.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 4, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions

There isnt even a chance today

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions

I hate this offense.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions

I want Bengie to go away please

Whiteside can teach Posey how to call a game.

by furikawari on Sep 4, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions

At this point, I would accept Whiteside playing.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions

At this point, I would OK with Garko behind the plate.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I’d still be ok with him batting 7th. But yeah, you’re right.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I really never understood those people that want Bengie back next season. Every AB he gets this year is grating.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Sabean just extended him 3 years.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Sep 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Once Sanchez comes back, move Uribe to 2nd and Panda to catcher

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

to 3B you mean?

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

No.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Not with Pablo’s leg bothering him.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Exactly.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

so, now what?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions

Shift-A

Molina's gonna test his arm...

by Victorious Secret on Sep 4, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions

So what time does the 49ers game start?

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions

7

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions

SHIFT-BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions

At least Dan Haren pitches tonight against the Rockies…..Hope?

by DFAAurillia on Sep 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

Haren is a 2nd half fader.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Haren has struggled lately.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

ZOMG

2.95 ERA

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Tim has that Willie McGee "something smells like shit" face

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

I’m going to bed… (I’ll listen to the game on the radio ’till I fall asleep, and will, most likely, have very BAD dreams.)

by Merope on Sep 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

If you guy’s think the Giants are done tearing your hearts out guess again. We’re far more likely to get back in this game and blow it in fantastic fashion.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

Uribe doesn't get cheated!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

How did Bochy ever get the idea for Bengie to hit cleanup anyway?

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

Especially now since the Giants have other options.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

bork clutch bork bork ribzzz

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Flipped a coin.

Heads, Bengie’s a cleanup hitter. Tails, he’s not.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

heads on both sides

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

RBI LEADER!

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

the boys will come back.

BOOK IT!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions

Bump

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Beach Boys? Beastie Boys? Los Lonely Boys?

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Sep 4, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

BORK IT!

Molina's gonna test his arm...

by Victorious Secret on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

The boys are back!

Back on 2!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

If they dont get a baserunner, im turning the game off

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions

see ya

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLfense!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions

HE HIT THAT GROUNDER WELL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions

Drive of the game.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Pathetic

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions

Willie RandLOLph

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

srs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

So howie is trying to copy him with the failbeard

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

This is the guy who takes out catchers.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Ill see your Nate, and raise you

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

YAAAAAAAY

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Failstache?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

this needs a

“At first I was like this (first one), but then I was like (second one).” type gif.

or a

“At first I was like this (second one), but then I lol’d (First one).”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Nate, Sit on one

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions

I for some reason read this as

Nate, sit on me

by jordanovich on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Shift A

I was wondering if they would show SF fans in the stands, my nephew going to the series., maybe I will see him.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions

Cheat the game, Nate

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

poor Supp a LH

by JetSam on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

OBP!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

WHUT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

OBP!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

Nice AB, Juggernate.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

omg Nate walk

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

OBP!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

Oh look the 2 best hitters in our fucking line up have drawn walks

by DFAAurillia on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

Wait, why is he walking to first base? I don’t understand.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

In base ball, 4 pitched balls the umpire deems OUT of the strike zone, result in a base awarded on “balls.” This increases the number of a team’s baserunners, and reduces the number of outs per batter.

/forwards to Ginats brass.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Shawon isn’t happy.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

DOES. NOT. COMPUTE

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Randy Winn should never play again

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

Walks will not get you playing time, Schierholtz.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

I hate that this is true.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions

ENOUGH WITH THE BAD HIGHLIGHTS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

Fielder?

by JetSam on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions

THE FORBIDDEN RESULT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

Suppan is just like

not throwing strikes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

That’s a pretty good strategy against this team.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Its his way

by JetSam on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions

And now here comes the double play.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

Goddamn cheaters will never prosper.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

Wow. Rownad didn’t swing at that.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

I hope they can do something against superstar ace Jeff Suppan

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions

I dunno… this guy is an ace an all

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions

c'mon Rownad!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions

ok, 5 straight balls. KEEP TAKING PITCHES

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions

So he swings at a ball on his hands.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions

7 strikes, 14 balls. LOL.

73-61 - Giants Series Record: 23-14-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions

5 balls in a row. that means the giants will make him throw 5 more pitches to finish the inning

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions

Video Game Q: Anyone played the new Batman game? Worth getting? Looks kinda neat.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions

What platform is this for?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

PS3/360

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I’ve only heard good things.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

same here

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s awesome. I’m hooked.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Sweet! I might pick it up this weekend.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

I like Suppan, because his name sounds like “Soup’s on!” and I like soup.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions

Cmon Rowand

Right to Escobar. i know you can do it

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions

Ump didn’t call that one for Zito?

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions

Rowands’ motto: Take strikes, Swing at balls

by DFAAurillia on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions

LOL

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

NEEDZ MOAR MILK CARTON

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

I see you discovered that site as well.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

My friend just linked me to it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

TAKE MORE BALLS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions

please walk, Rownads

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Did Rowand really lay off those two pitches? He will strikeout now, though.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Wow, somehow Rownads didnt swing at the outside curve in teh dirt

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

OBP!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

GAMER!!!!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

NASTY SHIT

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Good Rowand. Take the base

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Why bother leaning Rowand?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Grit!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Gamer!

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Gamer

Looked like Scott leaned into that one.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

even though it would have been ball 4 anyway! What a gamer!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

So why didn’t he swing at it?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

GAMER!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

GAMER HBP

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Winn should have done that last night.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Haha that’s really all Rowand is good for

by DFAAurillia on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Well, that's one way to get on base.

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

I sense Fail

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

“He is a stud”

Uhhh, Kruk.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

almost hit him in the rowNad

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

TAKE BALLS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

DON’T SWING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

Did Rowand just lean into ball 4?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

Looked like it.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

HBP = gritty
walk = cheating the game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

No, he wanted to swing at a ball that was going to hit him.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Ishikawa growns softly into a quadruple play!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

LOL... growns

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

TWSS?

by TheLetter2 on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

that was a ball, Travis.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

Never stopped any of them from swinging before.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

SWING AT BALLS
…………………..?
PROFIT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

Sometimes it looks like Ishikawa has no bat speed.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

moar than Garko!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

He and Nate both have looooooooong swings.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Sometimes?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Unless he’s super cheating.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Here comes the DP…

by nofreetime on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

I can’t remember the last time Ishikawa was on base.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

Last week

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

RUUUUNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

pleaze?

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

You are mistaken

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Wear it like Gritty McGamer

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

Ishi! Leave your elbow in there and take the fucking base

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

run dingerz.exe

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

Brewers announcers just called Ish a “slugger”..And then said it was easier for lefties to hit HR in San Fran..GOnna be a long series

by DFAAurillia on Sep 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

The Brewers’ foul balls go farther than ours.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

c'mon Ishi

c’mon

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

God Ishikawa sucks

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

We need to get Devil Ishikawa.

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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

This.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Sigh.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

Way to go Travis

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

Aw.

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by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

Protect, you moron.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

Damnit. I hate this game.

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by cornball on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ISHIKAWA?

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

NICE TAKE!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

Nope Ish, that was right there.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

SURPRISE SURPRISE PUT BOWKER IN

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

That wasn’t a strike for Zito.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

Yay

Taking pitches!!!!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

Sorry, Travis. You got K’d

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

That was really weak, Travis.

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by rhys on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

He put himself in the hole by swinging at that pitch at his eyeballs

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by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

weak

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

I’m beginning to think that Travis Ishikawa isn’t very good.

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by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

I’m very disappointed with him.

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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

That triple on opening day was so awesome

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by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I wonder how many “MAYBE HE’S LEGIT” posts were posted that day?

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

I have been anti-Ishi for a long time. He seems to strike a crazy amount, but I haven’t looked at the numbers.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

24.7% – not great but not terrible either.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s like my irritation with him inflates the numbers in my head.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

How does he rank among First basemen?

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Like Cookyman said though – awful for a guy with no power and no patience.

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by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

He pretty much does. And he has neither the power nor the patience to make up for it.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Good point.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

74 strikeouts.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Save us, Zito!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

He really probably should start against RHP, though.

:(

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

The football season can’t arrive soon enough.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

did you hear Brett Favre is back?

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Brett Favre is back?

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

YES!

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE!

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by cornball on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

BRETT FAVRE REPORTEDLY POOPED

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Tulsa and Tulane on ESPN

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by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

The idea is to swing with the pitcher on deck.

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

That was a nice pitch to look at.

On the FIRST pitch of the AB. He must be doing cage work w/ FLew.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

Ish, with Zito coming up behind you, you have to try to get those runs in.

Do they teach these guys situational hitting at all?

by nofreetime on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

wtf, why didn’t you swing YOU IDIOT

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

This should be ugly

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

Zito Bomb!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

Zito = o RBI.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

NOT CLUTCH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

LIKE FRED LEWIS AMIRITE?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

why did they suddenly decide to go to a straight platoon? Because Ishi had one good game two weeks ago?

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by rxmeister on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

Timmy Cain demanded it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

maybe because Garko has been sucking so bad

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

At least he has proven success

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

yes

I hear he hits three run home runs

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

He has more of clue what he’s doing at the plate than Ish and he seems to know how to take a walk.

by nofreetime on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

He definitely seems to have better plate discipline.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

He has much better contact skills but he’s far from patient.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

“Patient” and “more patient than Ishikawa” aren’t the same things.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

I was replying to nofreetime, who said Garko knows how to take a walk. He does know, but he’s not particularly good at it.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Sadly, it’s all relative with the Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

A hitter with an 8 BB% on this team looks like vintage Barry Bonds.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

I can at least remember Garko hitting a double off of Hamels in one game, and then getting a hit and a walk against Happ. Ishi is an automatic out these days.

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by rxmeister on Sep 4, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

They need to go to the home-road platoon.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

If Zito hits a HR, I’ll die.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

thats okay

we will just have to plug you back in

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

You’re safe.

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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

way to fight, Zito

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

seriously though, what kind of platoon has a player with a .726 OPS on his side?

by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

Seeing more pitches than Bengie will see all game

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

See: Brad Penny.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Why isn’t Garko starting?

by nofreetime on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

can’t hit righties either

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

I cant take this argument..He’s not as good vs. righties but he’s certainly better than awful Ishikawa

by DFAAurillia on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Their numbers are similar vs righties

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

but Garko has been unlucky and Ishikawa hasn’t, in fact he’s been lucky. Garko’s numbers careerwise are much better vs RHP than Ishikawa’s.

by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Stop using just his NL stats those by themselves are bullshit…..This year against righties he’s batting .250 with 8 homers and 34 RBIs

by DFAAurillia on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

uhh
Garko vs righties
248-8-34

Ishi vs righties
252-9-34

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

career wise, he’s an average hitter against them

by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Because he got off to a slow start with the Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

because he came from the American League probably.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I know I repeat this a lot but Garko should be playing every day..

by DFAAurillia on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

+1

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Debatable against RHP.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Neither of them are great options.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

I know I repeat this a lot but ~~Garko~~ aurilia should be playing every day..

by Uncle Russel on Sep 4, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

isn’t he hitting like .225 since he got here? I know average isn’t everything, but…

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 4, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

He has like a .220 BABIP.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Wait, what happened to not trusting that this means anything?

by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

I NEVER SAID THAT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

you said that you can’t assume everyone will regress to a .300 BABIP, which I assume you think goes the other way as well

I also said Ishikawa’s crappy sub-average numbers vs RHP are even better than they appear based on BABIP and xanthan thought ‘kingofthalogic’ was the only thing worth replying with

by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I like you. You’ve got spunk.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I like me too

by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

That’s not really what I meant… I meant that not all hitters’ xBABIP is .300 (if you use the xBABIP calculator from THT, Travis’s expected BABIP is right about where he is.)

OF FUCKING COURSE I think a guy with a .220 BABIP should be expected to regress to something more like his career average (which, for Garko, is like .299 or something.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

WHOA CLAM DOWN DUDE WAT THE EFFFF

by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

OMG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

DUDE

Calmer than you are.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh no, here we go.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Our pitchers have better AB’s than our cleanup hitter.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

Everyone generally does

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Failure.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

Classic!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

EPIC FAIL

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

Im done. Cant watch this shit

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

You realize were 130 games into the season right

howd you make it this far?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

This is when it all falls apart

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SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Zito might have the worst swing for a pitcher ever.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

Counterpoint

Jonathan Sanchez

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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Counterpoint

Babe Ruth

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Was he a Pitcher that could hit, or a hitter that could pitch?

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

he was a pitcher first

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Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Randy Johnson.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

/hurts self swinging bat

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Ugh. I can’t take this.

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by rhys on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

Did we win that inning?

We won that inning. We got two baserunners.

by orangescreme on Sep 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

Sausages: DIE BITCH YOU ATE MY COUSINS

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

lol

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

At least they got 38 pitches out of Suppan through 2

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

The way this game is going, they should just show a loop of Bengie almost being run over by the sausages

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

Why are we playing Milwaukee so much this year?

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

The Giants were the odd men out during interleague so they had to play an NL series.

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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh right, AL West.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

The Giants probably won’t have the extra series next year. They face the AL East.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

YAY!

more teams with 9 cleanup hitters!

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

FINISH HIM BARRY

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

didn’t we used to have good hitting pitchers?

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by rxmeister on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

I want a first baseman who can get on base at at least a 36% clip and can hit DINGERZ. And looks good in a uniform.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

/Will Clark?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

so you wouldn’t want Fielder, because he looks awful.

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by rxmeister on Sep 4, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m ok with fatties.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

/pumps fist

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

see: Sandoval, Pablo

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Bowker or Guzman anyone?

Oh, the uniform caveat. /sighs

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Bowker looks pretty good in a uniform.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

agreed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

And, also in street clothes.

Not that I’m paying attention.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Bowker: he looks good all the time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

You know what would be cool? If we ever saw him!

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

But he looks so damn good on the bench.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Bochy, is that you?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh good, a walk.

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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

How the fuck do you walk Jason Kendall

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions

9.6 BB% this year! It’s like the only skill Kendal kinda-sorta has left.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t know why anyone would ever throw him a not-strike.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

You throw him four balls before you get three strikes on him

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Walk....Walk....Walk

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions

z

I miss good Zito.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 4, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions

HE IS SLUGGING .295

.295

CHANCES ARE IF YOU THROW IT DOWN THE MIDDLE, THE WORST HE’LL DO IS A SINGLE. HE’LL PROBABLY JUST GROUND OUT TO SHORTSTOP.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions

No. That’s OUR guys.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Wainwright getting hitting hard. Timmy’s chances for CY get better.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 4, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions

BRIGHT SIDE

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

You know what would be cool, if Lincecum vowed not to get a hair cut until he failed to win a Cy Young and then proceeded to win like 12 straight.

Imagine him pitching at AT&T park in 2020 as the most decorated pitcher ever with hair like Crystal Gail. I’d pay to see that. Extra even.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

wouldn't that require the giants to score runz?

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

What are these runs that you refer to? Do the rules permit the Giants to score them?

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s Tim or Carpenter, IMO

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Brewers plan for righties today. SIt on the curveball.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

he’s off tonight. Bochy better have a quick hook or this night could turn ugly.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 4, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

2 runs = ugly against the Giants.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Monster!!!

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

got him

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

I think Kendall was safe, lol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

I don’t think Renteria even touched him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

He was safe.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

Good job throwing out the catcher!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

Double digit steals from 97-02.

He wasn’t chopped liver.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

That was 7 years ago

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

lol lucky call

Molina’s throws look like dogshit

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

LOLOLOLOOL

bad call

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

I believe the Giants will score some runs tonight. The question is can Zito/bullpen keep them in the game?

by out machine on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

He was safe.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

Another terrible throw

lucky break

by jordanovich on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

It's about time Molina

And it was another high throw.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

STFD ESCOBAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

safe IMO

by out machine on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

ump felt sorry for Molina. You think they’d be running on Posey and his 92 mph fastball?

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

Big deal.

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

lol how is that safe

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

Anything Mo'Lina does

Is just negative reinforcement

by orangescreme on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

Suppan would hit clean up for the Giants.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

Hey Natto, more video game chatter, but have you played Splosion Man yet?

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

No, but I really want to.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I downloaded it last week, neat little game. I think it’s worth the points.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

ZITLOL

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

BARRY

FINISH HIM

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

3-2 to the pitcher

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

FINISH HIM

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

finally zito getting some rhythm.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

scratch that. forgot that was the pitcher.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Is that a white folk-musician joke?

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

it would be a joke for sure.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

STFD

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

/SHRUG

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

56 pitches after 2

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 4, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Seriously?

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

hes at 47

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

whoops

my humble apologies. plz dont ban

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

RUNZLER RUNZLER RUNZLER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

works for me

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

POSEY COULD TOE THE RUBBER

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

New Closer!

(and C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, LF, CF, RF)

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

56 < 60. =)

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

that was the bottom of the lineup. I’m going to cover my eyes when Braun, Fielder and McGeeeeeheeeee get up again

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

NOW SCORE

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

Just logged in and turned game on…Suppan no hitting the giants LOL LOL

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

take some pitches dammit!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

Eh? Duane on radio?

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

Miller is still with the Giants tonight.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Never mind

It was a prerecorded message.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

I hear him on TV

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

dirt = swing

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

Sick of Velez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

needz moar Torrez

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

please no

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

not vs RHP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

zzzzzzzzz

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

VELOLEZ

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

super clutch edgar nerds!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

I’m really surprised the Giants haven’t been no-hit this season.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

They’ve come close.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

It is a surprise, isn’t it?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

When you put this many balls in play, it can make it hard (TWSS).

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

We’re not bad at getting hits.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I do not like this team

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

MARCELLO HATES THE GIANTS

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

XANTHAN AND MARCELLO FORM GIANTS HATE CLUB

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Haaaaate.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Lars also laughs sadistically at the Giants.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Lemon Lars!

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

After the Philly series and so far tonight…yes. But I seek abuse, so I’ll be calling them tomorrow morning asking them to take me back.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Yawn.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

PARK TOO BIG

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

lol Renteria

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

Suppan = Nolan Ryan

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

Hack....Hack....Hack

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

lol, Renteria has seen 2 pitches tonight.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

2 Hrs?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

Why were/are they going after Panda?

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

Sanchez hit fielder last series

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

No

Krukow was full of shit.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah

They are pitching him inside it looks like.

Krukow was all like THEY’VE TRIED TO HIT HIM 5 TIMES NOW UNBELIEVABLE

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s really hard for professional pitchers to hit something that big…

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Sanchez hit Fielder way back in July or something

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

they're not

Suppan is lame and the now pitching coach is hot for pitching inside

by JetSam on Sep 4, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice inning

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

3 up 3 down!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

SOOOO PAAAAAAINFUL

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

B O R I N G

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

that was a looong inning.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

Jesus Christ, Suppan is all over the fucking place tonight, he’s barely thrown a strike and the Giants just can’t hold off.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

Isn’t that when the Giants play it’s worst?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

News Flash. Its not smart to throw strikes to the Giants.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

BRAD PENNY SIGNS WITH GIANTS

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I hate this offense.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can’t watch this crap any longer.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

Worst offense of all time? I say yes.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

WORST OFFENSE EVER

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

Weeee. Swing at everything.

by out machine on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

I’m at the point where watching them make the same mistakes over and over without adjusting at all is sort of sadistically pleasing me

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 4, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

LOL no hits against Suppan LOL

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

oh c’mon… he only has a .310+ BAA

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

WE'RE IN THIS THING!!!

SHUT UP!!!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

There was one kid wearing a Giants t-shirt in the ad who did not sound very enthusiastic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

He knows the offense sucks

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

this impatience is like a relative with a drug problem. Everyone knows its going on, but nobody seems to be talking about it in order to make it better…

by sayheybk on Sep 4, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

CSN showing Giants fans in the stands. They want you to believe that the Giants are among the most popular teams in baseball.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Necessarily Desultory Sidebar

How much does Lincecum make in arbitration this winter? I’m pretty sure he’s a Super 2.

My guess is 18MM.

by orangescreme on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

15

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

He is a super 2 for sure, and I’m going with 13 MM.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Does this mean he goes up a Groupie level?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

the hell? maybe half that

by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Almost certainly wrong

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

the record is 10M, he’s not going to shatter that

by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes, he will. He’s going to go in with a much better track record than Howard.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Err

Maybe not shatter, I’m on record at 13, but he should certainly get more than Howard.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Howard had an MVP and a couple other top 5 finishes under his belt when he won that much, didn’t he?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

ROTY too

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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Yup, ROTY, MVP, but then a “down” year before arbitration. Timmy’s coming off of back-to-back seasons as the best pitcher in baseball. Howard wasn’t even the best hitter and he plays an average 1B.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah but the arb guys look at DINGERZ AND RBI.

Tim will obviously shatter the record for pitchers.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Bill James isn’t the arbitrator. Averaging more than 50 homers probably warrsnts a ridiculous pay in their eyes

by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Reply to both

Maybe, but pitching wins championships, don’t ‘cha know? It certainly will be interesting, but I’d be honestly surprised if he doesn’t beat out Howard.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Back to back Cy Youngs. He has a chance.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 4, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah and he hit nearly 60 jacks and 150 RBIs. Not that those are really great measures, but I’m sure arbitrators consider that kind of stuff.

by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

He could win the CYA again this season, I don’t think he will but he should. That’s got make his arb go crazy.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Yup

Even if he doesn’t, they can easily argue that he is one of the best 3 pitchers in baseball.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I think it’ll be something like 9-12 mil.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

radio dudes were saying 12m today.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Maddux got 14.75 in 2003. Times have certainly changed, but if Linc gets Cy2, it should be 15+.

But we’ll see.

by orangescreme on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

This was when he was eligible for free agency, not as a player coming off the rookie minimum

by kingofthacove on Sep 4, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Excellent point, m’man. My estimate is defintitely coming down from 18MM, to around 12MM.

If he does win another Cy, it will be interesting to see what happens. Interesting regardless.

by orangescreme on Sep 4, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCK

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

JuLOLan

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

XAAAAAANTHAAAAAAN!!!

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

good job, Uribe

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Xanthan was wrong

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

URIBE

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

nice uribe

by The Franchise on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

LOLRIBE

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

LOLRIBE

by jordanovich on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

CLUTCH EDDIE!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

Wah wah wahhhhhonk

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

I hate you guys.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

Posey at 2nd!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

I AM DISGUSTED

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

/sad trombone

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

reply fail

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

XANTHAN WAS WRONG

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

XANTHAN IS DISGUSTED

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Zito not having enough trouble on his own.

by out machine on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON XANTHAN BEING WRONG? SEND IT TO MY COMPUTER – THE MAC NOT THE P.C.

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

COMPUTER CHEESE PIZZA

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

OMG RIGHT HERE

I WAS RONG

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

SCOOP! THAT'S HOW IT WORKS!

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I WAS RONG

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

OMG!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 4, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLEZ

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Lewis would have got a glove on that.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Oh man.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

/sortogclank

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by ringleader3 on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

yay for Zito throwing more pitches

by The Franchise on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Fred woulda caught it.

by out machine on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

LOL VELEZ

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

VELOLZ

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

clankity clank

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Someone needs to get those facepalm jpgs ready.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

TWO!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

TWO!

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

VELOLEZ

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

VELEZ KNEW

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

It’s all part of the plan.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

He’s a time traveler.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Al! Should I catch this ball?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

OMG HE IS ABRAHAM LINCOLN

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

VELEZ WAS RIGHT

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by ringleader3 on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

VELEZTRADAMUS

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Beautimous

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

4-6-3!

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by ringleader3 on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Eugenio

can see the future

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

VELEZ IS NICOLAS CAGE

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

NOTTHEBEES

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

BEADS?

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Is it just me or are Zito’s pants especially tight today?

by kimmyg on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

Not seeing a problem.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

kinda looked like his foot came off the bag before he threw it

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

Uh

where was that?

by jordanovich on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

inside?

by JetSam on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I wish we had Ryan Braun.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions

+!09

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

As do I.

by kimmyg on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Did we have a chance to draft him?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

No

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

He was the 5th pick of the 2005 draft. Giants didn’t have a pick until the 4th round.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL

Giants Ranks on ESPN Team Page:

Hitting: 10th, 15th, 16th, 14th, 16th, 11th
Pitching: 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 5th, 2nd, 5th

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions

THIS SURPRISES ME

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

NEWSFLASH

our pitching is good and our hitting sucks

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow, that was basically the same pitch as the one he called Ishikawa out on, only on the other side of the plate.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions

blubt

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions

nice strike zone

this is ass, I’m one more Brewers run from turning this shit off

by jordanovich on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions

Wainwrgiht gave up 6 runs

and is still gonna get the win

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

LEARNED HOW TO WIN

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

VELEZ FOR WAINWRIGHT

by sfoakbay on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Cliff Lee has given up 6 runs so far and hasn’t gotten an out in the 3rd. He will lose though.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

aaaaaaaaaaaagh

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m leaving to go to the movies soon.

Bradley Cooper >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Giants

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

But that movie looks terrible

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I know, but even if I just stare at him the whole time, I’ll be fine.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Fair point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Kitchen Confidential on DVD

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Ooh, how have I not seen this yet? I’ve even seen the ABC Family movie with him in it (also starring Jason Priestly).

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

What is he in?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Some movie with Sandra Bullock

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

All About Steve.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

STFD

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions

STFD PRINCE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/4/1016441/gamethread-iii

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions

NIce one, Barry.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions

Har har.

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by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions