Rk	Pos		OPS+ ▾
1	P	Osiris Matos	427
2	P	Jeremy Affeldt*	164
3	3B	Pablo Sandoval#	141
4	OF	Andres Torres#	116
5	IF	Juan Uribe	116
6	C	Steve Holm	97
7	LF	Fred Lewis*	97
8	CF	Aaron Rowand	93
9	1B	Travis Ishikawa*	88
10	UT	Eugenio Velez#	87
11	C	Bengie Molina	87
12	RF	Nate Schierholtz*	83
13	RF	Randy Winn#	76
14	1B	Ryan Garko	71
15	SS	Edgar Renteria	67
16	UT	John Bowker*	64
17	2B	Freddy Sanchez	62
18	P	Joe Martinez*	61
19	2B	Emmanuel Burriss#	48
20	CI	Rich Aurilia	46
21	C	Eli Whiteside	44
22	2B	Matt Downs	35
23	IF	Ryan Rohlinger	16
24	P	Matt Cain	12
25	UT	Jesus Guzman	11
26	P	Tim Lincecum*	8
27	MI	Kevin Frandsen	2
33	P	Brad Penny	-12
34	P	Barry Zito*	-16
35	P	Jonathan Sanchez*	-41
36	P	Ryan Sadowski	-47
37	C	Buster Posey	-47
38	P	Randy Johnson	-49
39	P	Sergio Romo	-100
40	P	Brandon Medders	-100
41	P	Madison Bumgarner	-100
42	P	Brian Wilson	-100
43	P	Justin Miller	-100
44	P	Bobby Howry*	-100
		Team Totals	82
		Rank in 16 NL teams

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 9/30/2009.

And don't you forget it. Glory be to Eli Whiteside. Now that Posey is a total flop, the Giants should figure out how to work Osiris Matos into the lineup. Because if you're going to read anything into 10 at-bats, why stop there?

The Giants were officially eliminated from the playoffs tonight. I can't stress this enough, people: The next time you put a team in that thing, please poke some air holes.

Congratulations to Brad Penny, who turned into Curt Schilling upon donning the French vanilla, and earned himself quite a few offseason clams over the last two months.