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If only we had some kind of humidor.
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You mean an oven
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Dryidor
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The ball boy should be in the dugout with a hairdryer
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Pizza Oven of Doom
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
MID INNING THREAD!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
No it isn’t.
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DEUCES!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
I never got what this means.
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wait....did i just fall into the chasm?
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that I know of.
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2 balls, 2 strikes, 2 outs.
Some teams do a hat shake, or a bill-rub or something like that in this situation
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Just kind a of a superstition. Every team I was on had some sort of “thing” we’d do. Some teams I played against did some really weird rituals
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i like the bill rub, then when the pitch is thrown you do the hat shake
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember that one. One team would shake the hat and flip the hat on their head as the pitch was delivered.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what A’s fans say
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
are they just stealing questions from McC?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
K&K are reading the site right now
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I go commando, so I can feel wood in my hands when I am in the hole
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LOL
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FREE BUSTER POSEY
Flem:
“The game that we’re broadcasting here, at least for the most part …”
We should just forward the Fanpost to Amy.
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BRAD
FINISH HIM
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KKKKenny




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Kuip just admitted that they’re wasted during the postgame wrap.
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screw broadcasting, lets drink
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not much of an admission
we all knew it
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Aflac: 3 current active players from last Candlestick game
Sheffield, Beltre, Aurilia
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
It always seems like Velez takes forever to make a throw.
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Flem just commented on this at length, on the radio side.
by non sequitur on Sep 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Padres 5th run came when Mark Loretta (3B) leg-wrapped a baserunner to prevent him from getting back to the bag. Runner awarded home on obstruction/E-5. Hilarious replay.
What is beer pong, anyway?
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
An old video game sponsored by Budweiser.
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No. Sorry for dashing your hope.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Things I Don't Know (a Selection)
1) Beer pong
2) How to play football
3) How to smoke
4) What exactly a bong does
5) How to work a matrix in mathematics
6) Stats above RBI and Wins. I’m really not sure how you calculate ERA.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
ERA: earned runs allowed/innings pitched = x/9. Solve for x.
x(innings pitched) = (earned runs allowed)9
x = (earned runs allowed)9/innings pitched
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
I do better with word problems. So ERA is how many earned runs the pitcher allowed per nine innings. So it’s addition and then division, right? When you calculate the season ERA do you just add all the runs and divide by all the innings, or something else?
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
yeah so just [earned runs allowed all season] times 9 divided by [innings pitched all season]
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
1) see above
2) Move the ball into the other team’s goal.
3) Light. Inhale. No, not with your mouth; with your lungs. There you go.
4) Allows you to take in much (MUCH) larger and more concentrated hits than other methods.
5) I was a theatre major for a reason.
6) see below
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
2a) Why do they fall down all the time?
2b) What’s this thing about downs?
3) Is this pleasant?
5) jazz hands!
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
2a) A ball-carrier is allowed to progress until he is brought to the ground. Think National Geographic videos.
2b) The field is 100 yards long. A team has four tries (“downs”) to advance the ball ten yards. If they are successful in moving ten yards or more, they earn a fresh set of four downs. Failing that, they must surrender the ball to the other team.
3) Not at first. Of all your available smoking options, I can only recommend the one that famously has some medicinal properties. Tobacco, crack… not so much.
5) Not a musical theatre major, but thank you.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this thread.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 30, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
How can Kuiper not like beer?
He’s from Wisconsin!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t walk Eric Byrnes.
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Good grief.
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WTF
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
jesus christ
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Umpire Sniper
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Good job, Whiteside.
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Wait, what did Whiteside do?
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hit Byrnes on the through and then dropped the ball
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
oh right
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He had a chance to throw out Byrnes at third but fumbled the ball.
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Posey would have killed Byrnes
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Kruks better when hes drunk
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
and Velesh shtrikes out shwingin
or some shit like that!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Whiteside is supposed to be a defensive whiz, but he sure has made some boneheaded plays this year (catcher’s interference, not throwing out crucial baserunners…).
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you wouldnt stand a chance
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
name: Hugh Jorgan
question: How often do you read McCoveychronicles?
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I don't know what Kruk is talking about not drinking on the job. I've seen him multiple times in the wrap downin a guiness or two
Thats his smoking time
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He did go to college
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
BRAD
FINISH HIM
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That inning was more exciting than it needed to be.
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Definitely
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
CURSE WORDS!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOUD NOISES
CF Because
RF Naturally
3B I Don't Know
C Molina
2B What
LF Why
1B Who
SS I Don't Care
P Sadowski
All this talk about beer pong makes me want to play now.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
on Wednesday night?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Im not high
I dont smoke on Wednesday either
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Ever?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a long time
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
They won a beer pong tournament for that title too.
They just barely beat out Joe Buck and Tim McCarver
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
and the German team from Beerfest
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Only when Wotus is manager
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Routine Rollover! God forbid to make an adjustment and go the opposite field
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Fan fail
“Grab some pie and meat.”
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Kruk likes pie and meat.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You can’t have your pie if you don’t eat your meat!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
WHITESIDE
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Holy crap.
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Whiteguy off the fair pole!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
DOWNSIDE!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
GOES DOWNTOWN!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Bleh
I have to write a reflective essay about the time I ductaped the street and had to run away from the cops.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Is “ductaped the street” some kind of new euphemism?
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Stimulus money.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
Come on now, don’t you think we could all use a little stimulus?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
All I’m asking for is a Billion or two for my “art”
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
No, we lay ductape in the street and cars drive over it and apparently call the cops
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I finished my reading on trade for my polisci class, and all I have to do for midterms next week are the study guides. Today in polisci we discussed the banana regime and commented on how evil the name sounded.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Not the store
Banana republic has a lot to do with the banana regime.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
My Favorite Woody Allen Movie
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They always blind me in the sun.
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Old dancing popcorn vendor FTW
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
That is
A must-GIF
CF Because
RF Naturally
3B I Don't Know
C Molina
2B What
LF Why
1B Who
SS I Don't Care
P Sadowski
nah
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't beat lemonade guy in Scottsdale
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
like grandma made
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
hu?
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the guy who goes, “Ice Cold Lee Mo Na DAAAAAAHHH!”
?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounded nice.
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I HAVE THE POWER
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
FIGHT IT
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The Diamondbacks broadcast showed a fan that was using a radio she had to crank.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Giants broadcast showed the same fan in the last inning.
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The local guys showed that as well.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, GILBERT!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
/sees what you did there.
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The Sarge will be at the Giants fantasy camp? Doesn’t he announce Phillies games?
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

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Your camel clutch is showing
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
D-Backs TV guys have been ripping their manager over and over for not arguing that Upton check swing call. Just reminds me that the Giants announcers would never be allowed to do that.
BLING BLING
I’ll somehow manage with Kruk and Kuip.
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Kruk and Kuip are fine. The heavy handed front office not so much.
BLING BLING
by cybermaldonado on Sep 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
So they want the manager thrown out of the game?
Because arguing balls and strikes is, by rule, automatic ejection.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Lewis’ dog really named Fail?
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lol
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
like dog like owner, awesome
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Winn's dog

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lol Kuip is cracking up at the guy in Leiderhosen. Although that balloon hat is pretty epic.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder where she got it.
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And who the genius was who made it.
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For a park that is half empty, there is a lot of craziness going on.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
beer
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m drinkin’ it up!
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
This would be a sellout for the Marlins.
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Best Balloon hat ever?
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twss
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
BRAD
FINISH HIM
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STFD
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
KKKKKenny





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3 Ks for Upton?
Buy low!!!!!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Girl wood?
la-la-la-la-Lola
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Whether you like it or not!
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I don’t get it.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Brad
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Only one more day of Amy G…
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BAM BAM IN THE HEEZY
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
pretty sure he made on obsene gesture to me when I tried to talk to him
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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
Like gave you the finger? That sucks. He’s hella nice and personable.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Merkin was ill equipped for a cordial exchange with a ballplayer
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
well I was given Kelly shit, be he knows me by now and just give me a scowl and then a big smile
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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
He was standing next to Roberto, I said you guys played together right? You’re Bam Bam, you looked familiar but I didn’t figure it out until you were talking to Kelly.
He smilled gave me the backside 2 fingers and turned away, I really don’t know what he was trying to say. He looked nice enough, but what the hell did the fingers mean?
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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
Really Am G? The D-Bags Triple-A team plays in the same league with the Giants Triple-A team?
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
/shocked
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG DID YOU KNOW???!?!??!?!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
scooped!
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
my life as a journalist is over
/throws self on funeral pyre
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
omg Fred. I missed that he was in the lineup.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
You didn’t miss much.
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billy hays threw me a ball once
he is my hero
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
U R 5
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Great inning.
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Its only the 5th freakin inning?
oh well, my moms making cookies
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
Newsletter?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of a restaraunt I was in in North Carolina
A seven year old kid at the next table stands up, walks over to his mom and says, “Hey mom, give me some tit”. The mom whips out her left breast and the kid stands there sucking away.
The whole restaraunt stopped, like a saloon in a western movie when the bad guy walks in.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
……….
COOL!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, cool.
Imagine the kid, now in high school bringing some friends home after school for milk and cookies.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
….
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o_O
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I have some? Cookies sound awesome
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hell no
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
my fave
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
oatmeal chocolate chip
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Chester Snickerdoodle?
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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
I met the Stanford band member who was knocked over in the endzone at the end of The Play!
well, I didnt talk to him, but I touched him!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I have met Joe Capp, the architect of The Play.
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my dude > Joe Capp
sorry, it just science
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You hit that?!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d hit it so hard that if you pulled me out, you would be the King of England.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
/gets it
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it bad?
like Amy Blackpenis or something?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
RACIST!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Amy Whitepenis would be bad too
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Its Cox isnt it
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Know Nothing Blowhard!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
At least this game won’t take 12 hours to finish unlike last night.
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yup, no Davis
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, that was strike three to Lewis.
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Who's your favorite Dodger?
That person should be banned for asking that question.
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A dead Lasorda
Too soon?
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes.
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Goldberg!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Penny Bengie Molina
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
And an annoying voice.
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so imagine him saying this: Self-fulfilling prophecy is truth. Start speaking positively and watch your dreams and ambitions come to fruition. Believe it
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
That’s how cults start
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even want to know about his.
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You like how he's become Tony Robbins?
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s chatting with Brad Penny.
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DIRTBAG, GET A HIT
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Or stare at strike 3
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t swing at ball four.
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Conversely, don’t not swing at strike three.
by non sequitur on Sep 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

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by Natto on Sep 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Nice
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP! YOU'RE SCARING ME!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
*yawn *
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Hey guess who was just mathematically elminated from the playoffs?
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The Warriors?
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The RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAIDERS!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
These BART commercials are pretty lame.
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Yes
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, we were out of this thing for a while.
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i’m already missing this thing
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Impossible!
We’re in this thing. I saw it on TV!
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
twss
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny how they have not mentioned it on the Telecast yet.
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Baggs:
Aurilia will say goodbye to AT&T Park today (tomorrow)
Rich Aurilia will put on a Giants uniform for the final time Sunday in San Diego, but he expects to be most emotional during today’s home finale at AT&T Park.
“It’s been my home for 11 of the last 14 years,” said Aurilia, who ranks sixth with 1,290 games played in the club’s San Francisco era. “I was here when this place opened. I played in a World Series here. I’m sure the day will bring back a lot of memories — all good ones.”
Giants manager Bruce Bochy paused for 20 seconds when asked if Aurilia would be in the lineup. It’s clear the team has something in the works for their respected infielder.
“I don’t know yet,” Bochy said furtively.
i don’t want to see him writhing in pain out there with a hammy or something
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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Reyes tore a hamstring today while rehabbing his injury.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
right on, richie
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
i am FOR a rich aurillia start at SS tomorrow
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as they take him out in the 1st a la JT.
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LAWN DART!
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Velez...
…not the 2nd baseman of the future
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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
Fuck this! I'M STILL IN THIS THING!
Was it over when the NVA overran Saigon?!?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
nor when the germans bombed pearl harbor
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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/30/1063218/gamethread-and-the-last-crusade
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