Bruce Bochy is so dumb......he thought a Cha Cha Bowl was a new dance.
...he tripped over the cordless bullpen phone
...he tried to eat a bat donut.
...he thought eye black was a new Apple music player.
...when driving to Mays Field, he saw the sign "Ballpark left" and went home.
...he got lost in the dugout and couldn't get out.
...he called for a pitching change on the ceremonial first pitch.
...he thought Barry Bonds was a certificate for fruit.
...HE LEAVES ONE OF THE TOP HITTING PROSPECTS IN ALL OF BASEBALL ON THE BENCH FOR AN ENTIRE SERIES.