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Shift -A TFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
WINNING THREAD
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THIS ONE OR THE OTHER ONE??
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Natto’s threads are not full of runz.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Dueling threads!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
I CHOOSE NATTO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GIANTS CAN HAS RUNZ?
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Worst comment juxtaposition ever?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
I think Madson has struggled lately.
1-2-3 inning with 2 ks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I COMMAND THESE SAN FRANCISCO HITTERS TO TIE THIS GAME - OR ELSE!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I just got home...
Why did we not bunt over Velez in the 6th?
Nate is not great.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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LOL NATE
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I'm sticking with this one, I guess
ALL GIANTS ARE THE SAME HITTER. IT’S SCIENCE
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
It's true
They all have the same approach, and variations in stats are all random and due to luck!
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz
HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SCORE. RUNS. NOW.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
BASERUNNER MAYBE?
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Yeah, he would have waited until the second pitch.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Exactly.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Holding the Phillies to 3 runs in a series
And losing 2 of 3. Failure of a special kind
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
ouch, we got this
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
rally old timey

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
DUHHHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
fucking Velez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
And sadly, the best hitter in the lineup today.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, Pablo?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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I thin he meant he’s performed the best.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
yep
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Failez
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
AWFULOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Dueling threads?? Is that like dueling banjos?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
We all know how that turned out.
Do I hear a squealing pig?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
So it’s all up to Edgar Renteria.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz
The Phillies score 3 runs in a series and win 2. That sounds like a really bad Chuck Norris fact.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
I swear to God Renteria don’t get a fucking out here. Get a hit, or a walk, or get hit by the pitch, or WHATEVER but DON’T GET OUT. Let’s score some fucking runs.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
I’m going to kick hokysmokes in the teeth if Edgar doesn’t do something here.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
HONKYSMOKESBBW WAS WRONG!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
See: Last Sunday
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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He calls us nerds for saying that Edgar has been bad this year.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
See: Every post game thread.
Sbnation search: “Renteria’s mom” or “I love Renteria” or “nerds!” or “I was in the army” or " I don’t know how speak w/o insulting others"
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone know why Ruiz is never in a full catching squat?
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
And also – he doesn’t want you looking at his crotch (which WalrusMan has expressed a fondness for).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Too old
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
This game:

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
If only we could make it stop!
I tried to turn the knob but it’s stuck!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
3 up, 3 down!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Can we replace 6 or 7 of the position players next year?
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
With who? Have you looked at the players up for free agency next year?
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking of maybe ninjas, or Muppets. Ninjas are good at killing things, and if they don’t score, at least we won’t notice them. Muppets can’t hit either (except for Animal), and they’re far more entertaining to watch.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
LOL VFDYRTTYVJHNKJHIUJBLK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
goddamn it
timmy pitches an unbelievable game in Philly and the Giants waste it…
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
SON OF A BITCH. why the fuck do you do this shit. Why do you do this to Timmy. Why in hell can you score 4 runs when brad fucking penny is fucking pitching. WHY IS THIS OFFENSE SO BAD (rhetorical)
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
i mean… if edgar renteria hitting 2nd isn’t enough of an answer for you, i don’t know what is.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
Oh I know why they suck I’m mostly just cursing the fates
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This will get me banned but
Your 1993 Tampa Bay Giants manager…Tommy Lasorda!!!
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
They need to retire the “we make the phones ring” commercial.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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14 is the new 13 for Giants’s pitchers’ wins apparently.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
Except Matt still doesn’t have 13.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You know Timmy has to put some of this on himself because he did not hit a HR in each of his at bats.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Philly Series
EPIC FAIL
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
But what if Molina homers next inning?
You’ll miss the money shot!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Sigh.
Would you like your LOLfense plain, or with a side of weaksauce?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Nooooooot reeeeeeeallly.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Someday.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Im sick of the Veterans and Velez
PLAY SOMEONE ELSE
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Really? You’re upset with Velez today?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Uh, Velez = HR, double? Our best hitter today?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, Lidge is still their closer
And Panda’s batting. So, hope?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Watch Bochy pinch hit Rohlinger.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
POSEY POSEY POSEY
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Pull Bengie for Buster, what is there to lose, honestly?
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
WE NEED BENGIE'S GAMECALLING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
It’s all like grant said. Guess who’s due up third in the ninth inning?
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz
Ha, fitting
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone who’s going to make a one pitch out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Throw strikes
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If lincecum gets the loss
I’m gonna be fucking mad.
Prepare
to be fucking mad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
not a winner
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I WILL HURT SMALL CUTE THINGS
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
Victorino took of the bobblehead hat
Kruk doesn’t think the new helmet has a chance.
Me neither.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
thought i was laughing at the helmet
realized i was laughing at victorino
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
I know this is all negative and stuff and you guys really don't like that
But when the Giants lose this game, it will make this series one of the five worst this year.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I’ll allow it, because it might be true.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Getting swept in San Diego
Getting swept again in San Diego
Getting swept in LA
Losing 2 out of 3 to LA at home
Denver
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Losing 2 out of 3 to the Reds at home with Lincecum/Zito/Cain going
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
So what you’re saying is that there are plenty of really sucky series this season.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Yes, and losing 2/3 to a very good team on the road really isn’t that heartbreaking.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Losing it like this, though, is aggravating as hell.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
But losing 2/3 while allowing just 3 runs? That’s kinda sucky.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Ugh, Denver. Fuck that place
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
Holding the Phillies to 3 runs and losing 2 of 3?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Nah
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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I knew we shoulda saved a run from yesterday for today.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Victorino
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Victorino is a douche and the state of Hawaii are a bunch of morons for loving him blindly.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Can’t really blame them for rooting for him
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I just love how the Giants have given up only 3 runs to the Phillies in this series and will still lose it.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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I pissed my brother off by referring to this as a AAAA lineup, but I think I was unduly complimentary.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I would rather have the Fresno lineup.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Before they called up Busty.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
But we’ve scored more runs than them! It’s not even like we just couldn’t score any runs, we’re just amazingly bad at scoring at the right time.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The only happiness I’ve gotten out of this game so far is Victorino’s failure.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
I blame Timmy...
for not keeping us in the game. 1 run = insurmountable!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Oh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FBAL!
WTF?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
FAITH...
DONT STOP, BELIEVING!!!1
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
HOLD ON TO THAT FEEEEELIN YEEEEEAAAAHHHH
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
/notclank?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
WAS THAT A GOOD CATCH OR IS HE A TERRIBLE OUTFIELDER?!
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Man, I know he’s not really that good, but I can’t help but love Velez.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
please please please please please pinch hit for molina with Posey.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
It sucks going into an inning knowing you only have 2 outs to score 1 run.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
FACEPLANT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
when announcers say: "the giants have the heart of their order coming up"
they should just say: “well sandoval is up next inning…”
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
The pancreas of the order
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Lewis
Bowker
Posey
let’s due this
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
he seems hurt
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Brad Lidge this season
7.03 ERA, 1.73 WHIP, 5.2 BB/9, .915 OPS against
Make your predictions here as to how he will pitch right now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Well in defense of Velez, a lot of left fielders wouldn’t have gotten to it.
And he adds free entertainment.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
GET. ON. BASE. NOW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
DOUGIE MAC SEZ
LET’S DO THIS THING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Please please please don't lose.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
The wind blew Velez around a bit, didn’t you see?
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
He could use a little more meat on that frame.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Two hour game.
What am I going to do with the rest of my night, besides kill myself?
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
HEY LIDGE THIS IS A SAVE SITUATION!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I'D LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
Why is the Giants offense out there? My god, they are TERRIBLE! They’re turds, all of them. I hate them. make them go away.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
patience padawans
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
that was a ball.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Missed the hanging slider!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Good grief.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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With Molina and Winn coming up. Lost.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Oh, Pablo.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Great
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
HA HA HA HA
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
LOL
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
DON’T WORRY GUYS OUR CLEANUP HITTER IS BATTING
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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WTF? He totally should have let that one go by.
Panda is pressing. And the results are not good.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
FUCK
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit Panda
That fucking pitch bounced in front of the fucking plate. Even you know better than to swing at that. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
WHY PABLO WHY
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
GOD DAMMIT!!!!
SWEAR WORDSSSS!!!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
PLEASE MONEY, I PROMISE I WON'T BAD MOUTH YOU THE REST OF THE DAY
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
dear baseball gods...
we could really use this one
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
the baseball gods are dodger fans, apparently.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I really hate the way Ruiz catches.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Prove us wrong, Molina
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
we’ve been ragging on Bengie lately, so naturally he’s going to step up here.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
naw
i do hope you are right
but i don’t think so
by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
BORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ahhhhh pablo
pablo
why would you swing at that pitch
shit, why does every giant always swing and miss on that pitch
can’t we just sit them down in a room and make them watch that pitch over and over, clockwork orange style.
that fucking pitch
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
we need a baserunner
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
He’s thrown like 2 strikes since coming in.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
HORRIBLE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
BOY AM I GLAD POSEY DIDN’T START TODAY
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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SENSITIVE HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
seriously how the fuck do you swing at that pitch on a 3-1
by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
omfg pinch hit Bochy
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
IT IS PREPOSTEROUS TO SAY THAT BENJIE MOLINA IS NOT THE BEST CATCHER IN THE LEAGUE!!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
RBIS!
no, wait.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
BALL 4 YOU PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Bengie. You swing at Ball 4 to do THAT
FUCKING SIT BACK DOWN.
Nice job, pops
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, 3-1 count and he swings at that…..!!!?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
AND RANDY FUCKING WINN GETS TO HIT
YEAH
FANFUCKINGTASTIC
THIS WILL GO WELL
GOD DAMMIT
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Complain about more hitters!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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RANDY YOU VETERAN SON OF A BITCH YOU BETTER BE CLASSY AS HELL
GET A HOMER HERE AND BOCHY CAN START YOU EVERY DAMN DAY TILL THE END OF THE SEASON
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT A GOD DAMNED EMBARRASSMENT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU----
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
Ball one
Whoops, Randy swung.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Oh yeah..let Winn bat. Sigh Bochy..you succeed in spite of yourself.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
FAT PIECE OF WHINING SLOP HACKING SHIT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
Here comes the clutch K!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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FUCK - oh wait not a strikeout
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
we should have owned this series
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
LOL
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
CLASSY SINGLE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
Ball two!
And Randy swung….er, okay, just this once.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Kruk just said "Nice at bat"
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Don’t Torture US!
just go away already
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
HELP ME OBI JUAN URIBE. YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Uh, a weak single doesn’t exactly guarantee a run scored with either hurt Pablo or Bengie running the bases.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Like they would run for themselves…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
fair enough
That weak single still wouldn’t have scored anyone from first.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Torres!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina's at-bat is what really pisses me off
These guys are a bunch of free swingers, but come on – you should get a better hack on a 3-1 pitch than flailing at a slider in the dirt. What a bunch of bullshit.
IF JUAN URIBE HITS IT OUT I WILL STOP HATING HIM
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Seriously, why do you still hate him?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
No reason
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Classy single!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
URINE, DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
We need to see jazz hands.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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If it can happen, it will happen against Lidge.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
classy getting hopes up
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
Classy Tweets From 1B
Ryan Howard seems like a great guy.
CLASSY STEAL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Great
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
Now steal third and home
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Anything that’s not an out would be pretty okay with me.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Just a single now...
COME ON, YOU IDIOTS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ HANDS?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
Classy steal!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
This team misses so many fastballs down the middle.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Pointless steal is pointless
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
Pointless?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Strange comment is strange.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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We only need to tie it up
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
om nom noming my fingernails atm
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
He nearly popped out that 2-0 pitch to end the game
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Bengie didn’t. But yeah.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Classy Tweets from 2B
“Rollins and I are talking about starting a charity.”
Wait, why is Uribe walking to first base?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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URIBEOBP
doesn’t help at all atm though
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
nice AB, Juan.
wait, seriously, Fred Lewis? oh man.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
JAZZY BB
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THE PROBLEM
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon, Fred.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Fred Lewis pinch hitting for Ishikawa...
Huh.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Too bad, Juan. You almost had me there.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
FREDEMPTION!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
FREDDY TIME!!!
The tide is turning!
The tide is turning!!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
FREDEMPTION PLEASE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FREDEMPTION PLZ
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Weak pop up on first pitch to end the game.
OR
Looks at called third strike.
You be the decider.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Freddy I BELIEVE IN YOU FREDDY. DO SOMETHING GOOD FREDDY. FREDEMPTION TIME FREDDY.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
No matter what happens, this AB could start a war on this site.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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ATTN: guy who claimed earlier that everyone groupthink loves Lewis
LOL
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Dooby Dooby Doo
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of something about Candlestick. Whatever that old guy said.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This one AB is a huge sample size!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
cripe giants...
I’m supposed to be leaving for home right now!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
oh man
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Please Freddy
Shut all the haters the fuck up.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
this is it
WILL FRED LEWIS EVERY PLAY AGAIN
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
WILL EVERY PLAY AGAIN
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Here comes the clutch K!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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I WANT TO BELIEVE
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
OH NO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WTF HE HASN’T CALLED THAT A STRIKE ALL GAME
by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
not a strike
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
C’MON WILD PITCH
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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LOL Phillies fans thinking that was a strike
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
USELESS CLASS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Lovely.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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At least it was a new way to fail for Flew.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
GREAT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
ah, son of a bitch
way to let timmy down, guys
WAY TO GO
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
LK
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
oh for fuck sake
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
of course, if Pablo and Bengie hadn’t swung at every fucking pitch…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
OH FOR FUCK SAKE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Worst offense ever.
Seriously, they need to blow up this lineup and fucking start over.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
I swear to God, Bochy, get these guys to stop hacking. Do it for Timmy.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
I'm disappointed
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
BORK BORK BORK BORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
hahahhaah holy shit flew might be safe if Uribe actually fucking steals right there
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Exactly what I was thinking.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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WE LET PEDRO MARTINEZ RUIN TIMMY DAY
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
Fixed
WE LET PEDRO MARTINEZ THE GIANTS OFFENSE RUIN TIMMY DAY
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Aaaaand Lincecum gets the loss.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Bochy is so dumb. Enough with the Vets
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
I want some Bowkermania in Milwaukee.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
WHATTAN EMBARRASMENT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
2 of the least deserving losses of the season this series
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
fuck this shit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
Come on, J.T.
Tell some more jokes.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
CY LOLD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
heh…. uh…… cy old…… heh….
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
hey guys have you heard
THE GIANTS GAVE UP 3 (THREE) RUNS IN 3 (TRES) GAMES AND LOST THE SERIES! LOL?
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Giants outscored the Phillies and lost the series
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
TROLLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
REAL FANS aren't happy with mediocrity!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Trolls are really annoying.
Wow, that was whiny.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Especially that Shrek.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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TRLOLL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum only gave up 2 runs but he pitched the worst of the three starters.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
He was handicapped by the catcher.
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
A wet Carrot could manage this team better
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
That’s an insult to wet carrots.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT WAS SO TOUGH ABOUT MARTINEZ FOR THE GIANTS TO HIT:
Was a pitcher
Threw the baseball towards the plate
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
I would honestly love for the Giants to show some fucking balls and just bench Winn and Molina for the rest of the year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I would have loved this a long time ago.
And Renteria.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Uribe at SS, Rohlinger/Frandsen at 2B?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Just about anything is better than Rent.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
They’re not playing them because they’re too timid to bench them, they’re playing them because they honestly believe that Winn and Molina help them win
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
disagree. Bochy is too scared to bench Molina.Maybe he thinks Winn helps I guess.
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce Bochy is the dumbest person in the history of people.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Pretty much
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
IAWTC
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t George Bush manage the rangers at one point?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
When you kep failing at something...
generally you try to do something different. Is that so hard for melon head to figure out?
it’s a process; next year will be better
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Like this year was better than last year?
Offensively, that is.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
it's more fun to bag on mccoven than the giants :)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
GIANTS ADD MASSIVE BAT

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
dunananananananananananananana BATMAAAAN!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
This rotation and bullpen will probably not perform as well next year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
that's how it always works
hard to combine the two forces, but still… what an utter WASTE
If you were Tim (or Cain), would you leave for another team at your first opportunity?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Unless the Giants showed some kind of invested interest in my future, I'm gone
They need to show some good faith and get a bat for these guys
did you get drafted?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
whew; I thought that we were in danger of losing you as a fan
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on what they do this offseason and next offseason
But if the offense continues to be this bad, or rather if the management continues to show the same ability to build and manage an offense? hell yeah I leave.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
/waits for win tomorrow and hope to resume
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Miller’s Park is a hitter’s ballpark, so the Giants will score three runs in the series.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Once again Velez is only decent player but he gets no love.
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
C: Buster Posey
1B: Ryan Garko
2B: Freddy Sanchez
3B: Pablo Sandoval
SS: Juan Uribe
LF: John Bowker
CF: Aaron Rowand
RF: Nate Schierholtz
I can has this lineup please?
Uh…
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Heh….. Wait for it—— Cy Old…….. hehe…… uhh…
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It was nice to see the amazing swing of Fred Lewis to close it out
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
to be fair
he might be safe on that play if Uribe actually steals second on the pitch before
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

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