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NEXT TIME TAKE THE ESCALATOR

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift -A TFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum – “Hey Bruce! Step into my office!”

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WALRUSMAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WINNING THREAD

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD guy who ruined the Dodgers last year and because of that I respect you but you could still afford to do some extra sit ups each morning.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THIS ONE OR THE OTHER ONE??

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Always go with Natto first.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto’s threads are not full of runz.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO MANY THREADS

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CHOOSE NATTO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m suddenly filled with optimism.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah. That's heartburn.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kinda hungry.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto got his thread up first

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Just do it on 3 pitches

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS CAN HAS RUNZ?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Feel lucky you got one.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

only 9 Ks. Martinez sucks.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I hear the FBI hacked WalrusMan’s account and is using that other gameday thread as a sting to lure fellow pedophiles. Best stick to this one.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

All the cool kids are on the other thread.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst comment juxtaposition ever?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Madson has struggled lately.

1-2-3 inning with 2 ks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

4 Ks

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I COMMAND THESE SAN FRANCISCO HITTERS TO TIE THIS GAME - OR ELSE!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got home...

Why did we not bunt over Velez in the 6th?

by giants92388 on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunting is for sissies!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one ever bunted at Candlestick!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheats the game.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate is not great.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

One Pitch? Really?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

1 pitch groundout to first base

good job Nate

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATE

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sticking with this one, I guess

ALL GIANTS ARE THE SAME HITTER. IT’S SCIENCE

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true

They all have the same approach, and variations in stats are all random and due to luck!

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE SOME FUCKING PITCHES

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HACKIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice one pitch out there, Nate.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE. RUNS. NOW.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT NATE

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Kevin BAMF

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The sponsorship on his bb-ref page is good for a chuckle.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASERUNNER MAYBE?

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

gritty AB

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Natto! Nate wouldn’t have done that without this thread!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he would have waited until the second pitch.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

8TH INNING? Wow.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Holding the Phillies to 3 runs in a series

And losing 2 of 3. Failure of a special kind

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch, we got this

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's rather remarkable

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, at least we can’t lose all three. 3 1-0 losses in a row would seem impossible, but you never know.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Nate’s defense worth it?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

rally old timey

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

changeup in dirt, swing and miss…. here it comes

by Docter419 on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUHHHH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking Velez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And sadly, the best hitter in the lineup today.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only run

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, Pablo?

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thin he meant he’s performed the best.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy hacking, Batman. That was a terrible pitch to swing at.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, there’s been no half-way with Eugenio today. Either clobbers it or looks like shit.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Failez

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GO TO STUBHUB. BUY FROM SCALPERS!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

God I hate this team

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

AWFULOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Dueling threads?? Is that like dueling banjos?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

more like dueling pygmy elephants.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all know how that turned out.

Do I hear a squealing pig?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s all up to Edgar Renteria.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The Phillies score 3 runs in a series and win 2. That sounds like a really bad Chuck Norris fact.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear to God Renteria don’t get a fucking out here. Get a hit, or a walk, or get hit by the pitch, or WHATEVER but DON’T GET OUT. Let’s score some fucking runs.

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you hit a grand slam with no one on base?

by bondo on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to kick hokysmokes in the teeth if Edgar doesn’t do something here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I look forward to this

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he shows up in the PG thread…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He won't

He’s kind of a coward that way

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kick!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Groundouts down the stretch nerds!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HONKYSMOKESBBW WAS WRONG!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

See: Last Sunday

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is the only person who thinks Edgar is good

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been hilariously defending Edgar for a couple of months, coming into every thread to say something like “EDGAR MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS!”. Then Edgar hit the Grand Slam. ETC.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He calls us nerds for saying that Edgar has been bad this year.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for using STATS.

He also argued that Edgar is good because if you added R+RBI and subtract HR, Edgar had a higher number than Pablo did for like a one-week stretch.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

See: Every post game thread.

Sbnation search: “Renteria’s mom” or “I love Renteria” or “nerds!” or “I was in the army” or " I don’t know how speak w/o insulting others"

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know why Ruiz is never in a full catching squat?

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s too cool.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also – he doesn’t want you looking at his crotch (which WalrusMan has expressed a fondness for).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too old

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wayyyyy too old

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, Ruiz’s granddaughter, on the other hand…

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game:

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MAKE IT STOP!

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only we could make it stop!

I tried to turn the knob but it’s stuck!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

3 up, 3 down!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we replace 6 or 7 of the position players next year?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Randy Winn 4 year extension
Bengie Molina 5 year extension

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

With who? Have you looked at the players up for free agency next year?

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of maybe ninjas, or Muppets. Ninjas are good at killing things, and if they don’t score, at least we won’t notice them. Muppets can’t hit either (except for Animal), and they’re far more entertaining to watch.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL VFDYRTTYVJHNKJHIUJBLK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamn it

timmy pitches an unbelievable game in Philly and the Giants waste it…

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s no Brad Penny.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if I can take Brad Lidge ~ returning to form ~ against the Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH. why the fuck do you do this shit. Why do you do this to Timmy. Why in hell can you score 4 runs when brad fucking penny is fucking pitching. WHY IS THIS OFFENSE SO BAD (rhetorical)

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i mean… if edgar renteria hitting 2nd isn’t enough of an answer for you, i don’t know what is.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know why they suck I’m mostly just cursing the fates

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasted opportunity

the mets helped us today…. fuck man, i can’t take it anymore

by chenster on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

the mets won!?!??!

fuuuuuck

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish they’d just moved to Tampa/St. Pete.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will get me banned but

Your 1993 Tampa Bay Giants manager…Tommy Lasorda!!!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to retire the “we make the phones ring” commercial.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

14 is the new 13 for Giants’s pitchers’ wins apparently.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Except Matt still doesn’t have 13.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont care. They arent going to score. I accept it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You know Timmy has to put some of this on himself because he did not hit a HR in each of his at bats.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

How dare he allow 2 runs seriously

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philly Series

EPIC FAIL

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm turning off

I’m going to watch porn. At least there is payoff there….

by Docter419 on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Depends on which kind

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if Molina homers next inning?

You’ll miss the money shot!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

well played

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sucks.

Note that they won yesterday when the McCoven were okay with the lineup. We >>>>>>>>>> Bochy

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

Would you like your LOLfense plain, or with a side of weaksauce?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Chill

The Giants are going to score.

by bondo on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda will double, Bengie will strike-out, then something awesome will happen.

by bondo on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someday.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of these days

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im sick of the Veterans and Velez

PLAY SOMEONE ELSE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? You’re upset with Velez today?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In general

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN GENERAL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, Lidge is still their closer

And Panda’s batting. So, hope?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch Bochy pinch hit Rohlinger.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m sayin

by bondo on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY POSEY POSEY

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Pull Bengie for Buster, what is there to lose, honestly?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WE NEED BENGIE'S GAMECALLING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

crying bengie will cry

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all like grant said. Guess who’s due up third in the ninth inning?

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha, fitting

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone who’s going to make a one pitch out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

cheating

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn’s more like a 4 pitch out, to be fair.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABE RUTH

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha yep. Dinger hitting Uribe would help. Hopefully we’ll get some BOWKERMANIA

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh Molina is up next inning

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

and Winn.

Needs more Posey/Bowker

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

come on ump

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

nasty

73-60 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This game has me depressed

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Prepare

to be fucking mad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll probably ruin his cy young chances

by SubMatrix on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a winner

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WILL HURT SMALL CUTE THINGS

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you might want to get away from all breakables then

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “breakbabies.”

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that too

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprised, I hope.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey would have caught that.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Victorino took of the bobblehead hat

Kruk doesn’t think the new helmet has a chance.

Me neither.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Must have been the helmet…good call Victorino.

by agiantmistake on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

thought i was laughing at the helmet

realized i was laughing at victorino

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Can somebody please pinch hit for Winn

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I know this is all negative and stuff and you guys really don't like that

But when the Giants lose this game, it will make this series one of the five worst this year.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll allow it, because it might be true.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it won't

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting swept in San Diego
Getting swept again in San Diego
Getting swept in LA
Losing 2 out of 3 to LA at home
Denver

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the six worst then?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losing 2 out of 3 to the Reds at home with Lincecum/Zito/Cain going

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the seven worst?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

the first New York series was pretty painful.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting swept by the Angels at home

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what you’re saying is that there are plenty of really sucky series this season.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and losing 2/3 to a very good team on the road really isn’t that heartbreaking.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losing it like this, though, is aggravating as hell.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trust me, I’m not thrilled about it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But losing 2/3 while allowing just 3 runs? That’s kinda sucky.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man, that sucked a lot.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

bump that one up.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just going off the top of my head.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

uggggh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Denver. Fuck that place

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Holding the Phillies to 3 runs and losing 2 of 3?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s time for some misplaced optimism… Panda vs. Lidge coming right up

by bondo on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew we shoulda saved a run from yesterday for today.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

we used up our run allotment for the week yesterday.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit down Rectum face

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

heh.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Victorino

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Victorino is a douche and the state of Hawaii are a bunch of morons for loving him blindly.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t really blame them for rooting for him

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then in 2 days they will score 15 runs…

The Rockies DID lose today though right?

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

8-2 i believe

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

nvm 8-3

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

8-3

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkermania!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I just love how the Giants have given up only 3 runs to the Phillies in this series and will still lose it.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I pissed my brother off by referring to this as a AAAA lineup, but I think I was unduly complimentary.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather have the Fresno lineup.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before they called up Busty.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we’ve scored more runs than them! It’s not even like we just couldn’t score any runs, we’re just amazingly bad at scoring at the right time.

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only happiness I’ve gotten out of this game so far is Victorino’s failure.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Timmy...

for not keeping us in the game. 1 run = insurmountable!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WIN

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezuz!

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch Velolz

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DIVE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

EU-HAYYYYYYY!-NIO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Velez..always good for a laugh

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Near-Clang experience.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FAITH...

DONT STOP, BELIEVING!!!1

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLD ON TO THAT FEEEEELIN YEEEEEAAAAHHHH

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/notclank?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick, someone make a gif of that!

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha velez reaching for the wall that was 15 feet away

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I know he’s not really that good, but I can’t help but love Velez.

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah me too… he’s like the little engine that could. except he can’t.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The little engine with no pistons.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

please please please please please pinch hit for molina with Posey.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It sucks going into an inning knowing you only have 2 outs to score 1 run.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they make baseball gloves with gps devices?

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope we’re not giving away the cy young award to some cardinal today

by justhangin on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

this lineup had anti-cyyoung written all over it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t get points for difficulty that you yourself added.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

when announcers say: "the giants have the heart of their order coming up"

they should just say: “well sandoval is up next inning…”

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The pancreas of the order

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it has cancer.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis
Bowker
Posey

let’s due this

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

panda?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he seems hurt

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m smiling as I imagine a world in which Bochy would even consider pinch hitting for Molina or Winn

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Fred Lewis HATERZ probably think that was a great catch.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Brad Lidge this season

7.03 ERA, 1.73 WHIP, 5.2 BB/9, .915 OPS against

Make your predictions here as to how he will pitch right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

5 strike outs.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 pitches.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LITES OUTTTT
BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

robbed HR

K on a slider in the dirt

weak groundball to Rollins

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 IP, 1 H, 0 BB, 0 R, 2 K

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well in defense of Velez, a lot of left fielders wouldn’t have gotten to it.

And he adds free entertainment.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey I’m just glad he got it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET. ON. BASE. NOW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUGIE MAC SEZ

LET’S DO THIS THING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Shaking my head.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Please please please don't lose.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

“Kind of a flop-and-grab.”

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ALRIGHT PABLO LET'S DO IT

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk blames Velez’s bad route on the wind.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The wind blew Velez around a bit, didn’t you see?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could use a little more meat on that frame.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know theres no hope, but I would love to see Buster Posey

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Two hour game.
What am I going to do with the rest of my night, besides kill myself?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Help me with my fantasy football draft?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine’s at 7:30 and I got the number one pick for the first time!

by bondo on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

7pm here. and completely unprepared

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m taking APete and I’m praying that one of Rodgers, Manning, Brady and Brees drops to me at 24 as well.

by bondo on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE BRET FARVRVE!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

get hammered, then kill yourself again?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help me with paperwork?

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

beer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to the Mallard for a beer.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY LIDGE THIS IS A SAVE SITUATION!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is the Giants offense out there? My god, they are TERRIBLE! They’re turds, all of them. I hate them. make them go away.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

patience padawans

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by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a ball.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HACK

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball two, Panda.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Pablo

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by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheesh!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That was like the hangingest hanger ever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god, panda will reach and bochy will use buster as a pinch runner, just you wait.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh… suppan tomorrow.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit, damnit that was kind of a hanger

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I would hate to be a catcher.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Missed the hanging slider!

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

my hopes got up when I saw the hump in that pitch.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Good grief.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, we lost

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

We still have 1 out, though.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Molina and Winn coming up. Lost.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball 4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Pablo.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Charie Manuel preemptively knew about that at bat and that’s why he snubbed him.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it

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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval San Francisco Giant

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Who saw that coming?

Raises hand

by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA HA

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by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Panda.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he see a strike? Maybe one, huh

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo that was terrible

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD PITCH TO HIT. NICE SWING

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T WORRY GUYS OUR CLEANUP HITTER IS BATTING

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF? He totally should have let that one go by.

Panda is pressing. And the results are not good.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh. 1.010 OPS in August. I’ll take it.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Panda

That fucking pitch bounced in front of the fucking plate. Even you know better than to swing at that. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

mob.tv fail

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by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he might be patient and draw a walk this time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Obvious outcome is obvious

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

dear baseball gods...

we could really use this one

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

the baseball gods are dodger fans, apparently.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I really hate the way Ruiz catches.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too. Been thinking that all series with his dammed leg straight out.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prove us wrong, Molina

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by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Lame

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

we’ve been ragging on Bengie lately, so naturally he’s going to step up here.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

naw

i do hope you are right

but i don’t think so

by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

jinx

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for ruining it.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhhhh pablo

pablo

why would you swing at that pitch

shit, why does every giant always swing and miss on that pitch

can’t we just sit them down in a room and make them watch that pitch over and over, clockwork orange style.

that fucking pitch

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh? Torres?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting ready to pinch run.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont worry Torres, you wont be in

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont think LIdge has thrown a strike yet

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

we need a baserunner

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s thrown like 2 strikes since coming in.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously… stop swinging.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1

Bengie will not get on base.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU FUCKING SUCK BENGIE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

are you fucking kidding me?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?! BALL FOUR ASSFACE

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU BENGIE

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Pathetic

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POSEY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BOY AM I GLAD POSEY DIDN’T START TODAY

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 4 poopped up

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina, why did you swing at that fucking pitch?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SENSITIVE HACKIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously how the fuck do you swing at that pitch on a 3-1

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is so terrible

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY JUST WENT UP THERE AND STOOD THERE WITH THE BAT ON THEIR SHOULDER THEY’D HAVE 2 ON, NO ONE OUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BENGIE…A breaking ball that was ball 4

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

omfg pinch hit Bochy

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by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

IT IS PREPOSTEROUS TO SAY THAT BENJIE MOLINA IS NOT THE BEST CATCHER IN THE LEAGUE!!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

RBIS!

no, wait.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE HITS RBIS

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWUNG AT A BALL

AGAIN

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo and Bengie: The same player?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BALL 4 YOU PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

DWIGHT RANDOLPH WINN YOU GET ON BASE THIS INSTANT

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job, pops

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, 3-1 count and he swings at that…..!!!?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry! Randy Winn will save us!

by Snof on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

AND RANDY FUCKING WINN GETS TO HIT

YEAH

FANFUCKINGTASTIC

THIS WILL GO WELL

GOD DAMMIT

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It was okay.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Complain about more hitters!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANDY YOU VETERAN SON OF A BITCH YOU BETTER BE CLASSY AS HELL

GET A HOMER HERE AND BOCHY CAN START YOU EVERY DAMN DAY TILL THE END OF THE SEASON

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This is unbelievable.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A GOD DAMNED EMBARRASSMENT

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by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball one

Whoops, Randy swung.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah..let Winn bat. Sigh Bochy..you succeed in spite of yourself.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY WINN IS SUCH A FUCKING MORON WHY WOULD YOU EVEN OFFER AT THAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Just strike out WInn

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

by bondo on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL not pinch hitting for Winn.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Winn at the plate?

Expansion of roster = utterly pointless.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the clutch K!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAARGH

fucking Giants making Brad Lidge look like a juiced-up Gagne

by jordanovich on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK - oh wait not a strikeout

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG GROUND BALL THAT FINDS A HOLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s some veteran grit!

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

we should have owned this series

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol grant

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ugly single

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

absolutely terrible

by gvp914 on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad he’s on base, but I’m still not hopeful.

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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball two!

And Randy swung….er, okay, just this once.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk just said "Nice at bat"

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha!

You’re not getting my hopes up, Giants!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

classy luck

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s all up to Uribe.

I sure hope xanthan was right.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t Torture US!

just go away already

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by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

^^^

Ignore, please.

by El Person on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/turns and puts the chip in R2

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by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG

a basehit???? wow if molina or panda didn’t swing at junk, we’d have a damn run.

by chenster on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, a weak single doesn’t exactly guarantee a run scored with either hurt Pablo or Bengie running the bases.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like they would run for themselves…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

That weak single still wouldn’t have scored anyone from first.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just hit a popup and end it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Who cares

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by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Winn!

Alright Uribe, let’s fucking go.

by NHL84 on Sep 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina's at-bat is what really pisses me off

These guys are a bunch of free swingers, but come on – you should get a better hack on a 3-1 pitch than flailing at a slider in the dirt. What a bunch of bullshit.

by otis29 on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

URINEGGOIWENVI@#VICFNOot3

by bondo on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry! Juan Uribe will save us!

by Snof on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

IF JUAN URIBE HITS IT OUT I WILL STOP HATING HIM

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, why do you still hate him?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No reason

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCREENCAPPED

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That can never happen

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON JUAN

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

We need to see jazz hands.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

If it can happen, it will happen against Lidge.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg Uribe took a pitch in the dirt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Shouldve been running there…come on BochY!

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WE ARE IN YOUR HEAD BRAD LIDGE

by bondo on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy Tweets From 1B

Ryan Howard seems like a great guy.

by Winn With Class on Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That was classy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY STEAL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY STEAL????

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

skeery

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew, almost off the bag for no reason.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

classy steal.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Great

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy steal!

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fuck

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Now steal third and home

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy theft.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, that wasn’t even close.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

come on uribe

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Anything that’s not an out would be pretty okay with me.

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahah

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on Uribe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SHOW ME JAZZ HANDS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This team misses so many fastballs down the middle.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

There was your one pitch to hit.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Pointless?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do know that’s the potential tying run, right?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange comment is strange.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We only need to tie it up

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My heart’s about to explode.

by sakbaum on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

om nom noming my fingernails atm

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He nearly popped out that 2-0 pitch to end the game

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT SOME FUCKING JAZZ HANDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Fastest I have seen Winn move in like three years

by m34josh on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Massive popup swing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If they don’t challenge Uribe, the Phils win.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1

he will not get on base.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

hang a slider, Lidge

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Why is he not swinging.

—Phillies

^^^

Ignore, please.

by El Person on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 slider, i bet

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

We all saw that coming

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie didn’t. But yeah.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy Tweets from 2B

“Rollins and I are talking about starting a charity.”

by Winn With Class on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazz hands?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, why is Uribe walking to first base?

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that supposed to happen?

by gvp914 on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

URIBEOBP

doesn’t help at all atm though

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Please pinch hit for ishikawa

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FLew

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

nice AB, Juan.

wait, seriously, Fred Lewis? oh man.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

jp… i am so sorry in advance.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will be fun: “FRED LEWIS SUCKS BECAUSE HE DIDN’T GET A HIT THERE”

It will be especially entertaining combined with: “BENJI IS SO CLUTCH”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis?

whaaaaaaa?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY BB

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THE PROBLEM

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry! Fred Lewis will save us!

by Snof on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

um. FLEW?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

make that Freddy, ballgame

by justhangin on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheating the game.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDEMPTION TIME

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Fred.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG LEWIS FOR TEH CLUTCH?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis pinch hitting for Ishikawa...

Huh.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad, Juan. You almost had me there.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDEMPTION!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fredemption?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TIME FOR FREDEMPTION 09

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDY TIME!!!

The tide is turning!

The tide is turning!!

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

cheating the game uribe

by bukkake on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously? seriously? seriously?

by zuma420 on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh..this could AB could make Mccovey Chronicles implode

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED.... EARN THIS...

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya’ll asked for him

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This could be a very jazzy way to win the inning.

by sakbaum on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I sense a lot of angry KNBR callers getting ready to dial.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDEMPTION PLEASE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDEMPTION PLZ

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously? seriously? seriously?

by zuma420 on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT FRED IS NOT CLUTCH

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Weak pop up on first pitch to end the game.

OR

Looks at called third strike.

You be the decider.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The latter.

He wants to protract his misery.

^^^

Ignore, please.

by El Person on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy I BELIEVE IN YOU FREDDY. DO SOMETHING GOOD FREDDY. FREDEMPTION TIME FREDDY.

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

No matter what happens, this AB could start a war on this site.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTN: guy who claimed earlier that everyone groupthink loves Lewis

LOL

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dooby Dooby Doo

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of something about Candlestick. Whatever that old guy said.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one AB is a huge sample size!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WE ARE ON THE RAZOR’S EDGE, PEOPLE.

by sakbaum on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

cripe giants...

I’m supposed to be leaving for home right now!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Please Freddy

Shut all the haters the fuck up.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE FREDDY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

this is it

WILL FRED LEWIS EVERY PLAY AGAIN

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WILL EVERY PLAY AGAIN

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M TOO EXCITED FOR TYPING

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the clutch K!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not a fucking strike

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

those two strikes were bullshit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

that was such fucking shit!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

HUUUUGE strike zone.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing at strikes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OH NO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

typing w crossed fingers

go freddy

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF HE HASN’T CALLED THAT A STRIKE ALL GAME

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god, hes gonna watch the 3rd one go right by him isn’t he?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

bull fucking shit

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

C’MON WILD PITCH

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

nice move by winn.

WP time

by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

not good

PLEASE COME ON!!!!!!

by gvp914 on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy’s at third

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a huge play by winn

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Phillies fans thinking that was a strike

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Why shouldn’t they?? It has been a large strike zone.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

USELESS CLASS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn at 3rd!
Wild Pitch time!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Lovely.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Never again. I’ll never get my hopes up again. Bring on Douchebag Bruce.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

At least it was a new way to fail for Flew.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

asd;flkjasdf;lkj1!!@3r;lkjf;laksjdf;l

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww man the season’s over again.

by goGSW24 on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ah, son of a bitch

way to let timmy down, guys

WAY TO GO

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

LK

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLwis

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

oh for fuck sake

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

well that sucked

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

MEH PLAYOFFS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

of course, if Pablo and Bengie hadn’t swung at every fucking pitch…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/sigh

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he didn’t K at least

by m34josh on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FOR FUCK SAKE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED LEWIS IS THE PROBLEM

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi could have done that

by khenderson on Sep 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

3 runs in a series = series win

by ryanmiles on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i can’t believe they just blew that!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh . . . . .

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst offense ever.

Seriously, they need to blow up this lineup and fucking start over.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear to God, Bochy, get these guys to stop hacking. Do it for Timmy.

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm disappointed

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

!!!

!!!

^^^

Ignore, please.

by El Person on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well fuck all these wasted opportunities.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

PATHETIC

seriously, fucking embarassing

by gvp914 on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed

WE LET PEDRO MARTINEZ THE GIANTS OFFENSE RUIN TIMMY DAY

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaaand Lincecum gets the loss.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

How many leadoff doubles have they wasted this year?

Still, they could be two games back, I guess.

by sakbaum on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is so dumb. Enough with the Vets

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I want some Bowkermania in Milwaukee.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll get three Randy Winn starts.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait for the Rich Aurilia starts.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to take advantage of the Rockies fail

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WHATTAN EMBARRASMENT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

You give up 3 runs in 3 games and lose the series

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

2 of the least deserving losses of the season this series

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep playing these washed up hacks, you fucking moron!

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by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, J.T.

Tell some more jokes.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

CY LOLD

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by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I were the best teammate in the world, saying “All I care about is winning a World Series” would be hard to say with this kind of run support

by gvp914 on Sep 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

hey guys have you heard

THE GIANTS GAVE UP 3 (THREE) RUNS IN 3 (TRES) GAMES AND LOST THE SERIES! LOL?

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants outscored the Phillies and lost the series

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants scored more in the game yesterday (4) then the Phillies did in the three game series (3)

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy won’t change until Sabean or Cain or Timmy force him too. They need to step up and take over control of this team.

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ok whiners, let loose!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, there’s nothing legit to whine about here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina, three-year contract. GET IT DONE GINATS BRASSZSZ

^^^

Ignore, please.

by El Person on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I throw batteries at you to relieve my frustration?

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to drink a lot more beer first.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY SUNSHINE OFFENSE BORK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

In greatgiantfan’s world, the only whining that’s allowed is if it’s about Taschner and Walker and he’s the one doing it.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our offense is deficient.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TROLLOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

REAL FANS aren't happy with mediocrity!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

HOW ABOUT THAT GREAT AMAZING CLUTCH BENJIE MOLINA HE GOT LOTS OF RBIS!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trolls are really annoying.

Wow, that was whiny.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially that Shrek.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was an ogre!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This could get ugly.

by sakbaum on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum only gave up 2 runs but he pitched the worst of the three starters.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He was handicapped by the catcher.

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A wet Carrot could manage this team better

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s an insult to wet carrots.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT WAS SO TOUGH ABOUT MARTINEZ FOR THE GIANTS TO HIT:

Was a pitcher

Threw the baseball towards the plate

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

well, at least we didn’t get swept on 3 runs.

by Snof on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I would honestly love for the Giants to show some fucking balls and just bench Winn and Molina for the rest of the year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria, too.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have loved this a long time ago.

And Renteria.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe at SS, Rohlinger/Frandsen at 2B?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just about anything is better than Rent.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

That first pitch out to the left side was inexcusable

if you’re going to suck, the least thing you can do is suck productively.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this Fran person?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGREED

Take some chances. What else do we have to lose with this lineup? They made the right first move with Posey. Now show some BALLS guys!

by gvp914 on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

It certainly couldn’t be any worse, and I suspect it would be much better.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not playing them because they’re too timid to bench them, they’re playing them because they honestly believe that Winn and Molina help them win

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

disagree. Bochy is too scared to bench Molina.Maybe he thinks Winn helps I guess.

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he doesn’t think Molina will help and he’s still hitting him cleanup, he’s too stupid to live.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUGH

THE TRUTH BURNS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Shitty offense is shitty. and offensive.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Bochy is the dumbest person in the history of people.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Pretty much

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t George Bush manage the rangers at one point?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was the owner.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S REALLY DUMB

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by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The team you’re chasing loses, you have your ace on the mound..what could go wrong?

AHHH!!!!

by baybruin415 on Sep 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

When you kep failing at something...

generally you try to do something different. Is that so hard for melon head to figure out?

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Melon’s don’t figure. They just get all soft and mushy and grow mold.

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a process; next year will be better

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like this year was better than last year?

Offensively, that is.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's more fun to bag on mccoven than the giants :)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Insight.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants better be able to keep this rotation and bullpen relatively intact next year

by gvp914 on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS ADD MASSIVE BAT

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

dunananananananananananananana BATMAAAAN!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This rotation and bullpen will probably not perform as well next year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's how it always works

hard to combine the two forces, but still… what an utter WASTE

by gvp914 on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you were Tim (or Cain), would you leave for another team at your first opportunity?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you need to ask?

by justhangin on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

the future looks better with Posey and Panda

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Bochy is coming back, which means more veterans.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you get drafted?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Candlestick fans don’t need to read the details.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

whew; I thought that we were in danger of losing you as a fan

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I have learned to endure pain for this team. It has become a sick indulgence.

by gvp914 on Sep 3, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Lincecum can’t pitch in the heat, he better stay in San Francisco.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on what they do this offseason and next offseason

But if the offense continues to be this bad, or rather if the management continues to show the same ability to build and manage an offense? hell yeah I leave.

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But their first opportunity is not tomorrow.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

put tim on a team that can hit and he’s a 20 game winner easy

by justhangin on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

would have been 24-3 last year too, not 18-5

by justhangin on Sep 3, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

all kinds of Bochy fail again. When can we finally get rid of this guy?

by ACgiant97 on Sep 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/waits for win tomorrow and hope to resume

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito in Milwaukee

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller’s Park is a hitter’s ballpark, so the Giants will score three runs in the series.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Only the Giants can lose when their ace gives up two runs and fans 11.

by baybruin415 on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Once again Velez is only decent player but he gets no love.

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

C: Buster Posey
1B: Ryan Garko
2B: Freddy Sanchez
3B: Pablo Sandoval
SS: Juan Uribe
LF: John Bowker
CF: Aaron Rowand
RF: Nate Schierholtz

I can has this lineup please?

by deuce deuce on Sep 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not ever

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh…

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh….. Wait for it—— Cy Old…….. hehe…… uhh…

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy has never heard of half of these players.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d replace Nate with Velez, to be honest.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think I have been happy with a lineup this whole year

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It was nice to see the amazing swing of Fred Lewis to close it out

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Sep 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

to be fair

he might be safe on that play if Uribe actually steals second on the pitch before

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 3, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really want Uribe stealing bases, no matter what the situation?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 3, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

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