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FOOTAGE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YOU SUCK VELEZ AND RENTERIA!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
/sigh
if this game was more exciting maybe we wouldn’t be such chatty cathies
or there would be more panda pictures posted. I dunno.
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
RALLY MCC ARCHIVE PHOTO

From the Matt Cain Motivational Poster Thread
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
I googled Failboat the other day...
…and this came up. I was surprised it was from here as I’d completely forgotten about it.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
quick quiz: how heavily should I start drinking if the Giants lose 2-1?
on a scale of 1-10, please
The Rockies lost today, so I dunno.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
trick question
the correct answer was “threeve”
however, 11s get extra credit because I love Spinal Tap
by wcw on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
WHUT IS SO FUNNY WHY LOLOLOLOLOLFHSDHFJKAHSDF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I can’t believe Velez is still out there. Damn, he sucks. I hate him and his stupid batting stance. Make him go away.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
We'll send him to second base.
Is that far enough away?
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
posey time soon?
pinch hit rally ab
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
That T-Shirt Gun
Incredibly dirty.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
In a Sanchez kind of way or normal dirty?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
VELEZ
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
OMGVELEZ
HE SUCKS IN SUCH A GOOD WAY
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
FBAL!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
ZORAK!!
MOVE THE FENCES IN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lololololol
flying wieners……
damn velez…like kruk always sais, first hit, look out
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
The Giants are going to waste another Lincecum start, aren’t they?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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RENT FAIL
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
BOO CBP
in our yard, that’d be a triple
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
#2 hitter!
he knows how to move the runner over!
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
HOKYSSMOSDFKGJSDF WAS WRONG
What the fuck, Edgar?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
bunt
need not apply
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
WHAT THE FUCK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK EDGAR
FAIL!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, good, well as long as Renteria is unhappy with that at-bat, that's all that matters.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
He must be pretty freaking depressed by now...
…considering the number of ABs he’s had to be unhappy about.
(But GRAND SLAM!!!)
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
I STRONGLY DOUBT THAT WAS THE BEST PITCH YOU WERE GOING TO GET EDGAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Then he would’ve had to ground out on a worse pitch?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
BOOOORRRRRRRK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wow, that was way too close.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I like Velez's new gimmick of ALMOST getting picked off
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
please don’t get picked off, FBAL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
Velez
No getting picked off.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
SWR!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, Pablo.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The offense is so bad that it killed Gameday Audio.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Man this is a huge strike zone
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
WHUT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You know this'll be left up to Molina
And his worth will be determined by that one AB.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Two outcomes: We yell at Bengie and say sarcastic things about RIBBIES
or that one guy crows at us for a few innings
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Eugenio, please steal
then I won’t be as angry at Pablo
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Stop swinging at those.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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You might as well ask him not to enjoy a sunset, the beauty of a rose, or to dance in the rain.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
LOL @ Pedro trying to head fake Velez
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
don’t think Pedro will throw him a strike
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
Mr. Clutch is on deck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit, it’s the sixth inning!?
The game started at, what, 4:10?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
it's in Philly dude
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I DEMAND THAT RUN SCORE!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
now, if Rent had done his job, that would have scored a run
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
THTA WOULD’VE BEEN A RUN YOU FUCKER EDGAR
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Well he moved the runner over, right? Right?
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
YOU BETTER GET A HIT BENGIE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Are we allowed to score more runs this inning?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
DO SOMETHING GOOD MOLINA
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
WOW NOT A STRIKE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
STRIKEOUT!
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
that’s not even close
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
I thought the one called a ball was closer to the plate.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Our RBI guy is up!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
If Bengie doesn’t get a hit, I hope he gets taken out of the game.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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That's an Eric Gregg strike
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NOT MONEY
HE SUCKS
BUSTER POSEY ETC ETC
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
POSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
THAT GUY WHOSE NAME I HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Dang it
That would have been a hit with Rowand out there.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
LOL GIANTS
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Of course.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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SENSITIVE!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SHIT THAT'S FUCK
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
2 hitters left in scoring position by Bengie
just so you know.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
bengie srsly needs to be taken out of this game
I WANT POSEY
by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
Hi, TimLincecumIsGod, I’m High_On_Lincecum’s_Godliness.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't coach little league
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
ULTIMATE FAIL
(giants offense pictures here)
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
YES
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It really seemed like the Giants hitters tried harder for Penny. Maybe they were scared of him.
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
BORK BORK HACK HACK BORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Qucik mod is quick
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t even know what happened.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
San Francisco Giants (Velez) Band Together To Score Run
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Obvious outcome if obvious.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
comcast lettin u know
rent is da man
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
The good news is that the responses to the deleted comment still work as responses to the overall thread!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I missed it :-(
Racist, sexist, or Rushist?
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
anti-gay
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
homophobic
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Assholish.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Carl Everett would’ve approved of it. Julian Tavarez too, come to think of it.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
That hardly narrows it down
John Rocker approves of all slurs. Unless they’re against him.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
goddammit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
LOL premature cursing
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
OMG SCOTT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I HATE YOU DRAMATIC CAMERA SHOT!
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
I loved hearing the collective sigh of the Phillie fans.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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LOL Citizens Bank Park
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
GREATISH SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CAMERA MAN IS BAD
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
Premature Kuipulation
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
Anybody see THIS?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
cox.net
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz
don't forget the glare , sheesh.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
did you all see Rowand’s starting position?
He was playing rover again.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
No need to insult the entire Phillie roster!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy's always playing the percentages....
reminds me of Dusty in many ways. Except for dusty had much better hitters who could overcome that kind of stubborn logic…
Oh great.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Well that’s not ideal
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Ideally it hits him on the head and knocks him out of the game. Show ‘em how it’s done, Cain.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
just.......
a bit insinde
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Whatever the deleted comment was
it wasn’t very interesting, because I haven’t refreshed and I have no idea which one it was
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
oh, wait, found it
boring
JUST LIKE THE GIANTS OFFENSE AND LOLOUTFIELD
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
I forsee retaliation! Gotta protect your best hitter!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
Ballgame.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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See, I hate that "ballgame" crap when the other team breaks a tie.
We weren’t going to win 1-1 anyway, so either we were going to score one more run or not, and that proposition remains unchanged. It’s just that now if we score, we tie it; if we don’t, we weren’t going to win 1-1 anyway.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Stick around. There's a reason players go on ahead and play out all the innings.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
You and your rational thinking.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Ballgame
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
fucking fail
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
ballgame
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This team is fucking worthless.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
What the hell were those two doing out there?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
/Benny Hill music
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Yakity Sax
thanx Grant
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
FREE RUN FOR A GOOD HOME
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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You’re one of the blame Bengie first crowd.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
groupthink
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS SHIT
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
Protip
Dont hit a hitter to get to another good hitter
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
IT SURE WOULD BE COOL IF THE GIANTS COULD SCORE MORE THAN ONE RUN
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I do not think it means wha you think it means
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
who set that crappy defense up
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Ha! That’s what I was thinking and I’m listening over the internet…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe not, but it is seriously possible that the Phils hold Utley at third knowing that Nate might throw him out.
by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, but I was immediately down on Winn/Rowand…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This is such bullshit
How can we be this bad on offense with this payroll. Jesus this is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever seen. As soon as another team gets a lead, you COMPLETELY LOSE HOPE.
We weren't going to win 1-1 anyway. So either we can score another run or we can't, but the outcome wasn't determined by that one run.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Unless the games ends 2-1, of course.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Most teams limit the Phillies to two runs at CBP and are stoked
for us, the sky is falling
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
STFD WERTH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
FINNISH HYMNS!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD, WERTHLESS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
ONE RUN
FEELS SO HOPELESS….WHY?
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Your plate umpire for the evening:

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Some good news. If anyone listens to KNBR after the game, there will be NO Damon Bruce.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Ever? You promise?
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
dear KNBR
repeat nightly. Thank you.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY UMP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Dear Giants
Score some damn runs. That is all.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz
about three per inning, apparently
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the the first time Martinez has reached the 7th inning this season?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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WTF let it hit you.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
LOL RANDY’S CAREER NUMBERS VS MARTINEZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Do I want to know what they look like?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
they were really good, which was the justification for him being in the lineup
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Oh, I was expecting .050 with 40 k’s or something
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
it was more like a floater
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT RANDY WIN WILL TELL HIS GRANDCHILDREN HE OWNED PEDRO MARTINEZ!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
VictorinLOL
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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OOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
because they have cameras
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
URINE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe rules.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
OOOOOOOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
REEEEE
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
BAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DON'T JOKE ABOUT URIBE GETTING HURT
WE’D HAVE TO WATCH FRANDSEN AND GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH THAT WOULD SUCK
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
I think that’s the guy that kidnapped Sabean’s daughter and kept her captive for 18 years.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Too soon.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it was like 18 years ago…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s score the run this time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Nah
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Posey to spend more time in AAA because I want him to work a lot with whichever coach taught Whiteside how to call a game – his pitch calling is so far away better than Molina’s.
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
Whiteside didn’t necessarily learn that in Fresno. In fact, he probably spent less time at Fresno than any other minor league stop he’s had.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Wasn’t he in the Orioles org?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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The AAA season is almost over anyway.
Also, Eli Whiteside’s been in the minors forever, so who knows who taught him anything?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
They should find out and give the guy a raise. Or, make Eli a special coach for BUSTER.
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LETS WATCH HIM NOT SCORE!!!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
Obvious outcome imminent.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
It would be nice if Ishikawa gets a hit.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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re: Molina
Name Team AB R HR RBI OPS R+RBI
Brian McCann ATL 396 50 17 74 0.844 124
Bengie Molina SF 421 40 16 67 0.718 107
Miguel Montero ARI 338 48 13 50 0.848 98
John Baker FLA 308 52 8 42 0.775 94
Russell Martin LAD 426 53 4 38 0.675 91
Yadier Molina STL 416 40 5 46 0.736 86
Chris Iannetta COL 269 37 14 49 0.763 86
Jason Kendall MIL 376 41 1 33 0.627 74
Carlos Ruiz PHI 271 26 8 34 0.749 60
Ramón Hernández CIN 273 23 5 36 0.685 59
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
oh give it a fucking rest.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
It took you that long for this?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Your impossible to read block of text has convinced me of….something!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
i know; it sucks. How do you post html into this bloggy?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
of course, a pc person
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS PROVES EVERYTHING
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Also, once more with feeling
BENGIE IS CLUTCH!!!!!
With RISP: .242 / .265 / .432
Bases empty: .259 / .286 / .435
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wow
If Ishikawa is looking this bad against this version of Pedro, I’d hate to see what he would look like against Pedro in his prime.
He’d probably walk up to the plate and the ump would simply ring him up without needing a pitch thrown.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Please, Scott. You’re my only hope.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF 'STRAND THE RUNNER'!
Let’s see how our contestants will strand the runner this time!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
We’re getting shut down by a guy with Barry Zito’s speed and none of Barry Zito’s curve.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
Pathetic.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Fuck you Rowand.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
really?
that’s the comment that get’s a “wow”?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
hit the shit out of that, Scott
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
SCOT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well, we get another inning of Timmy!
:D?
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
The Giants don’t even make loud outs this year. Just pathetic ones.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Panda actually wants to swing at an intentional ball, he said so himself.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
He could probably hit a line drive.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL at Kruk and Kuip for insinuating they would walk Rowand.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
I was just thinking this
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
BORK BORK BORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
IF ONLY BENGIE MOLINA HAD THAT AB WITH 2 OUT AND A RISP
I’M SURE HE WOULD HAVE COME THROUGH
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
Dear God,
Please give us a tad it of offense this month. In this life we giant fans have endeared enough. We are good souls, we pay our taxes, pretty please.
CAN IT GET ANY WORSE
Why would anyone want to pitch for us
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
I’m bored. I’m going to go build a computer.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
So Kruk goes on and on
about the strategy of having Nate in the on deck circle, will Porky Charlie “take the bait”, will Pedro pitch around Errin’, getting someone up in the bullpen in case they hit for Tim…
blargh.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
im pretty sure this is over
barring another miracle
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
really don’t understand why they didn’t walk Scott there. I’d rather face any Giants reliever than Timmy.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
I love you, Kruk
But there is no such fucking word as “heighth.”
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
STFD LOLBANEZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Don’t worry—all we need to do is get to their closer (who has an ERA at 7)
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
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"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
A Candlestick Giants Fan
geez, the incessant whining is getting to me. In the bad ol’ days, we just poured more beer, toked more doob’s, and threw more batteries.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
that's trolltastic
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN BASEBALL WAS PLAYED WITH FLESH AND BLOOD
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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candlestick?
what’s that?
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Yeah, we suck
You should find someplace cooler.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Hey, you finally learned to use the Internet!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
ashamed to laugh at this
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
You probably just don’t remember. Batteries are no good for the short term memory.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
oh fuck Matt Stairs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
and Kruk jinxes it
by talking about his horrible slump
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
GRUMBLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Matt Stairs still looks like a lumberjack.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
And he's OK!
Still my favorite Oakland A.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
0 for his last 27?
here comes a bloop single
by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
I like this guy!
because of that, he’s gonna crush this pitch and make me sad
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Nah
it’ll be Richie.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
He got a hit in his last at bat! 2nd best hitter on the team!
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Stairs looks like he ate Klesko
Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
major lol
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
8 ball says
stfd
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
3-1 to the guy who’s 0 for his last 27
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
STRIKES TIM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Last nights box score
pretty funny—Trashner and Walkmore combined to strike out the side in the ninth
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Wait
I thought you didn’t like “whining.”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Quit complaining!!!!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
really, I think that’s funny
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, just wanted to shout something. We cool.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
HYMNZ PLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FINISH HIM
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
SIT DOWN OLD MAN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD STAIRS!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
STFD, STAIRS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/3/1014798/gamethread-fugh
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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STFD OLD DUDE WHO I LIKE BUT STILL AM GLAD GOT STRUCK OUT JUST NOW
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Break the Natto curse
New Thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/3/1014802/open-gameday-thread-9-3-part-4
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Seven weeks without a hit
Do you even bother to take batting practice if you’re in that kind of funk?
I’m still hating this game despite the 11 K’s.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
WHICH THREAD?!
augh divided loyalties
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

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