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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtmeh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FOOTAGE!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT MORE POSEY

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FOLK DANCING

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK VELEZ AND RENTERIA!!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

that worked

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh

if this game was more exciting maybe we wouldn’t be such chatty cathies

or there would be more panda pictures posted. I dunno.

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This game could be over by 5:30…..

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY MCC ARCHIVE PHOTO

From the Matt Cain Motivational Poster Thread

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I googled Failboat the other day...

…and this came up. I was surprised it was from here as I’d completely forgotten about it.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind the kayak but the chicken has got to go.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

11

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

8.5

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

11

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies lost today, so I dunno.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

trick question

the correct answer was “threeve”

however, 11s get extra credit because I love Spinal Tap

by wcw on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHUT IS SO FUNNY WHY LOLOLOLOLOLFHSDHFJKAHSDF

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe Velez is still out there. Damn, he sucks. I hate him and his stupid batting stance. Make him go away.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahahahahahahahahaha another reverse jinx!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll send him to second base.

Is that far enough away?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

posey time soon?

pinch hit rally ab

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That T-Shirt Gun

Incredibly dirty.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

In a Sanchez kind of way or normal dirty?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Normal. Shooting stuff out the end of a giant weiner.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLVELEZ

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

So close!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGVELEZ

HE SUCKS IN SUCH A GOOD WAY

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Velez!!

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ZORAK!!

MOVE THE FENCES IN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lololololol

flying wieners……

damn velez…like kruk always sais, first hit, look out

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Here he comes again!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have hit it a little harder Velez. Prepare to be stranded.

by deuce deuce on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants are going to waste another Lincecum start, aren’t they?

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT FAIL

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU RENTERIA FUCK

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Epic fail

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF wheres the BUNT!!!

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BOO CBP

in our yard, that’d be a triple

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Not where he hit it.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

#2 hitter!

he knows how to move the runner over!

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HOKYSSMOSDFKGJSDF WAS WRONG

What the fuck, Edgar?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

bunt

need not apply

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job moving the runner over.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

God dammit!

Get the runner over! Just once!

by m34josh on Sep 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He must be pretty freaking depressed by now...

…considering the number of ABs he’s had to be unhappy about.

(But GRAND SLAM!!!)

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I STRONGLY DOUBT THAT WAS THE BEST PITCH YOU WERE GOING TO GET EDGAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT WHAT IF IT WAS?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then he would’ve had to ground out on a worse pitch?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOORRRRRRRK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent sucks again

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Only on this team is a leadoff double far from a guarantee of a run

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT FAIL

that sucked

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was way too close.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Velez.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

please don’t get picked off, FBAL

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

too close.

watch the elbow, Eugenio.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that clip.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez

No getting picked off.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the part where the Giants dont score

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Pablo.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

you can take that pitch.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE SWING

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Pablo.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK,

they should just head back into the dugout velez is going nowhere

by Docter419 on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The offense is so bad that it killed Gameday Audio.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Man this is a huge strike zone

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

No. That was a strike.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats debateable

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was toward the right part of the plate.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are some chunks missing, though.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, this inning sucks

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree, he should pinch hit. Why not?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

On DL, holes in hands.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor Guzman

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHUT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You know this'll be left up to Molina

And his worth will be determined by that one AB.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Two outcomes: We yell at Bengie and say sarcastic things about RIBBIES

or that one guy crows at us for a few innings

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio, please steal

then I won’t be as angry at Pablo

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Sandoval would swing at that.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk & Kuip are funny.

Renteria knows better than to swing at the first crappy pitch?

Velez could steal?

Hahahahaha!

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda Double please?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop swinging at those.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Panda

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ Pedro trying to head fake Velez

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

damn that looks good right now

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t think Pedro will throw him a strike

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

why would anybody?

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Clutch is on deck

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, it’s the sixth inning!?

The game started at, what, 4:10?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

it's in Philly dude

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

All because of Will Clark, pitchers put their gloves to their mouths.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I DEMAND THAT RUN SCORE!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL IT TAKES IS AN INFIELD SINGLE NOW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Why couldn’t Edgar have done that?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

now, if Rent had done his job, that would have scored a run

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Situational hitting <> Giants way

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

THTA WOULD’VE BEEN A RUN YOU FUCKER EDGAR

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well he moved the runner over, right? Right?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

productive out fail.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good lord. ONE BATTER TOO LATE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Money better get a fucking hit.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

For the love of God Bengie do something

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This is depressing, but I’m actually hoping he pulls something on the first pitch

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU

RENT

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Why can’t Renteria and Uribe learn the weak groundout to second from Pablo?

by m34josh on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU BETTER GET A HIT BENGIE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we allowed to score more runs this inning?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

run dingerz.exe please

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Mistake by Phillies more likely.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

wow that one was not a strike

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW NOT A STRIKE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS STRIKE ZONE IS SO BIG

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKEOUT!

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

same pitch

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s not even close

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf ump? that was way off the plate

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

THATS THE SAME PITCH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought the one called a ball was closer to the plate.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way

Dumb ump

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This ump sucks

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Our RBI guy is up!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

If Bengie doesn’t get a hit, I hope he gets taken out of the game.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

that pitch guaranteed swing at next pitch

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

toldja

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn…that was a good take too. bs call

by justhangin on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Rectumface error pls

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m ready to boo Molina. I’m tired of his shit

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The one called a ball was a strike. This last one was a ball.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Baaaaaaaaah don’t hit it there.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT MONEY

HE SUCKS
BUSTER POSEY ETC ETC

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

But – RBIs!!!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it

That would have been a hit with Rowand out there.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUCK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CLUTCH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

DEFENSIVE SUB FOR CATCHER PLEASE

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure how you imagined any other scenario unfolding.

by furikawari on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO YOU CALLING A LADY

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we arent winning this one

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT RECTUMFACE.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This souffle needs a touch of Buster

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SENSITIVE!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

2 hitters left in scoring position by Bengie

just so you know.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

bengie srsly needs to be taken out of this game

I WANT POSEY

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi, TimLincecumIsGod, I’m High_On_Lincecum’s_Godliness.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't coach little league

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ULTIMATE FAIL

(giants offense pictures here)

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So, this Burger King commercial is kind of bizarre.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Rockies had this lineup, Purple Row would not be so prissy.

by out machine on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey please.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So tired of Bengie and his out making ways

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really seemed like the Giants hitters tried harder for Penny. Maybe they were scared of him.

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK BORK HACK HACK BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Qucik mod is quick

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Faster than Usain Bolt.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what happened.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just say it was a slur

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH EXPERIENCE TO GO 0-3

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

San Francisco Giants (Velez) Band Together To Score Run

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Obvious outcome if obvious.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

comcast lettin u know

rent is da man

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The good news is that the responses to the deleted comment still work as responses to the overall thread!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed it :-(

Racist, sexist, or Rushist?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

anti-gay

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

homophobic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rushist? WTF~

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assholish.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst sin of all

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Everett would’ve approved of it. Julian Tavarez too, come to think of it.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That hardly narrows it down

John Rocker approves of all slurs. Unless they’re against him.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL premature cursing

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG SCOTT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Those two comments were my exact reaction

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand scare!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

MOVE IN THE WALLS!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that made me nervous.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you camerman

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU DRAMATIC CAMERA SHOT!

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

lol i thought that was way gone

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved hearing the collective sigh of the Phillie fans.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Phillies fans

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GREATISH SCOTT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

MOVE IN THE FENCES

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

hearbeat . . . very fast.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott >>>>> camera dude.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t like the sound of that one.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

CAMERA MAN IS BAD

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim is like, “WTF RU KIDDING ME”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I was positive that was a HR

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Werth is going to mention to reporters how this game would be different if they played at….wait.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody see THIS?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw it just now

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scum

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

cox.net

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't forget the glare , sheesh.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like more camera man fail than usual this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

did you all see Rowand’s starting position?

He was playing rover again.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA CAN STILL LAUNCH IT OUT OF THE PARK

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RECTUMFACE

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

No need to insult the entire Phillie roster!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's always playing the percentages....

reminds me of Dusty in many ways. Except for dusty had much better hitters who could overcome that kind of stubborn logic…

by giants_rule on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

And another shitty call, was low

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow! I’m still sweating over that Rollins out.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

thought that ball would land right now

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh great.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that’s not ideal

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ideally it hits him on the head and knocks him out of the game. Show ‘em how it’s done, Cain.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe…

I mean, oh man that sucks!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

just.......

a bit insinde

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever the deleted comment was

it wasn’t very interesting, because I haven’t refreshed and I have no idea which one it was

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, wait, found it

boring

JUST LIKE THE GIANTS OFFENSE AND LOLOUTFIELD

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s no fun.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Get off the fucking plate and you won’t get hit shit head.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Plunk

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bleh

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I forsee retaliation! Gotta protect your best hitter!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe they hit Bengie? and the problem solves itself?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isnt optimal

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

oops

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Unless we could see one of the shitty pitchers…uh…good pitchers?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, I hate that "ballgame" crap when the other team breaks a tie.

We weren’t going to win 1-1 anyway, so either we were going to score one more run or not, and that proposition remains unchanged. It’s just that now if we score, we tie it; if we don’t, we weren’t going to win 1-1 anyway.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

we wont score TWICE though

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha well you could have just said that in the first place

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and your rational thinking.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballgame

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck this shit

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck me.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ballgame

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, saw that shit coming.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking fail

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn route fail

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This is dumb. Game over

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

lol gamer

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

game.

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it got the dude in the head for a second. Oh shit. Nice fielding, Scott. asd;flkjadf;lkjadf;kj

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL defense

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn ugly bastard.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This team is fucking worthless.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell were those two doing out there?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

/Benny Hill music

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yakity Sax

thanx Grant

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE RUN FOR A GOOD HOME

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Molina for everything.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re one of the blame Bengie first crowd.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We call ourselves the McCoven.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never scored on Nate there

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else just turn the game off?

by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Not until Werths second homer

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just closed gamecast does that count?

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip

Dont hit a hitter to get to another good hitter

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

IT SURE WOULD BE COOL IF THE GIANTS COULD SCORE MORE THAN ONE RUN

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not think it means wha you think it means

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW IN THE HELL DO THEY DO THAT?!?!?!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF BENGIE MOLINA COULD BE IN THE LINEUP 9 TIMES THEY WOULD GET MANY RUNS. HE GETS RBIS!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

who set that crappy defense up

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE WOULD HAVE HAD THAT

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha! That’s what I was thinking and I’m listening over the internet…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not, but it is seriously possible that the Phils hold Utley at third knowing that Nate might throw him out.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but I was immediately down on Winn/Rowand…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the FUCK is with this strikezone tonight

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This is such bullshit

How can we be this bad on offense with this payroll. Jesus this is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever seen. As soon as another team gets a lead, you COMPLETELY LOSE HOPE.

by Docter419 on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Unless the games ends 2-1, of course.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which it will

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now there is no possibility this team will win 2-1. Now, this team will have to win 3-2 or score more runs than that. That seems very unlikely.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most teams limit the Phillies to two runs at CBP and are stoked

for us, the sky is falling

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

6th inning

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re going to give up 3 runs in 3 games in Philly and lose 2 of 3

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

True

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still walking around saying Fuck You Renteria.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never seen so many pitches well in the strikezone called balls

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD WERTH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YES INDEED, STFD

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail inning coming up

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ARG

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Scoring runs is overrated

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE RUN

FEELS SO HOPELESS….WHY?

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Your plate umpire for the evening:

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he’s bad for both sides.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that typeface. Tres Fantastic Four.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some good news. If anyone listens to KNBR after the game, there will be NO Damon Bruce.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ever? You promise?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

dear KNBR

repeat nightly. Thank you.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only tonight and tomorrow

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tease.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, technically he’s not on over the weekend either and Monday is a holiday…. so there’s a few days of non-idiot radio ahead of us.

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he won’t be there Tuesday night as Flem does home night games.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

french restaurant.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY UMP

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by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Giants

Score some damn runs. That is all.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

How many pitches does Pedro get today?

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

about three per inning, apparently

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preemptive FU Winn.

by out machine on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the the first time Martinez has reached the 7th inning this season?

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

HACK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG, YOU GAIZ PENNEH > TIMMEH

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Take it for the team

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF let it hit you.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats why you should let that hit you dammit!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take one for the team, Randy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WOULDNT WANT TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FU Winn

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RANDY’S CAREER NUMBERS VS MARTINEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Do I want to know what they look like?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were really good, which was the justification for him being in the lineup

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I was expecting .050 with 40 k’s or something

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats more like Bengie’s career vs Pedro

by m34josh on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really a line at all, more like a gentle curve, really.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT RANDY WIN WILL TELL HIS GRANDCHILDREN HE OWNED PEDRO MARTINEZ!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

VictorinLOL

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

RIBE

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Willie Brown on 49ers Postgame Live?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Uribe our second-best hitter?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice route douche

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe rules.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazingly the Giants have outscored the Phillies in this series.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

runz plz?

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa popup
Rowand strikeout

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The only time I ever left really early was last year when Pedro pitched for the Mets at SF. Pedro got two hits in one inning (or something like that) and I said “Fuck this shit!” and left in the 6th inning.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T JOKE ABOUT URIBE GETTING HURT

WE’D HAVE TO WATCH FRANDSEN AND GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH THAT WOULD SUCK

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s the guy that kidnapped Sabean’s daughter and kept her captive for 18 years.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was like 18 years ago…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was in jail for kicking baby harp seals or something.

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean rohlinger?

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s score the run this time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ew

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Ishikawa will save us.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

almost

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Posey to spend more time in AAA because I want him to work a lot with whichever coach taught Whiteside how to call a game – his pitch calling is so far away better than Molina’s.

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside didn’t necessarily learn that in Fresno. In fact, he probably spent less time at Fresno than any other minor league stop he’s had.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t he in the Orioles org?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The AAA season is almost over anyway.

Also, Eli Whiteside’s been in the minors forever, so who knows who taught him anything?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should find out and give the guy a raise. Or, make Eli a special coach for BUSTER.

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is the Giants season if they don’t get their damn doo-doo together.

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

86 mph fastball down the middle..fouled off

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a ball, Travis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi is pretty bad right now

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

heres a idea...

don’t swing at balls in the dirt…

by Docter419 on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Obvious outcome imminent.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Obvious outcome is obvious.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be nice if Ishikawa gets a hit.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

re: Molina

          Name Team AB R HR RBI OPS R+RBI
Brian McCann ATL 396 50 17 74 0.844 124
Bengie Molina SF 421 40 16 67 0.718 107
Miguel Montero ARI 338 48 13 50 0.848 98
John Baker FLA 308 52 8 42 0.775 94
Russell Martin LAD 426 53 4 38 0.675 91
Yadier Molina STL 416 40 5 46 0.736 86
Chris Iannetta COL 269 37 14 49 0.763 86
Jason Kendall MIL 376 41 1 33 0.627 74
Carlos Ruiz PHI 271 26 8 34 0.749 60
Ramón Hernández CIN 273 23 5 36 0.685 59

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

oh give it a fucking rest.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ 2 billion

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW I SEE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

R+RBI

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took you that long for this?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your impossible to read block of text has convinced me of….something!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know; it sucks. How do you post html into this bloggy?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALT + F4

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course, a pc person

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS PROVES EVERYTHING

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, once more with feeling
BENGIE IS CLUTCH!!!!!
With RISP: .242 / .265 / .432
Bases empty: .259 / .286 / .435

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE RIGHT. We will win this game now

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run dingerz.exe

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

God Ishikawa fucking sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

CANT HIT THE 89 MPH HEAT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look, Ishikawa sucks.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

XFD GIANTS FIRST BASEMEN

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god

how can we be this bad with RISP

by Docter419 on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

If Ishikawa is looking this bad against this version of Pedro, I’d hate to see what he would look like against Pedro in his prime.

He’d probably walk up to the plate and the ump would simply ring him up without needing a pitch thrown.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK this..I can’t take this stupid righties cant hit righties shit

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was predictable

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Please, Scott. You’re my only hope.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF 'STRAND THE RUNNER'!

Let’s see how our contestants will strand the runner this time!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, they’re hitting the ball hard pretty much every time since I turned the game on last inning. So this can’t go on forever?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re getting shut down by a guy with Barry Zito’s speed and none of Barry Zito’s curve.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Pathetic.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Rowand.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

really?

that’s the comment that get’s a “wow”?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit the shit out of that, Scott

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITION

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this. We’re never scoring another run again are we

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, we get another inning of Timmy!

:D?

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Just give up already

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants don’t even make loud outs this year. Just pathetic ones.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda actually wants to swing at an intentional ball, he said so himself.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could probably hit a line drive.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at Kruk and Kuip for insinuating they would walk Rowand.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just thinking this

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of us knew better.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

IF ONLY BENGIE MOLINA HAD THAT AB WITH 2 OUT AND A RISP

I’M SURE HE WOULD HAVE COME THROUGH

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SIGH

fail offense is offensive

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear God,

Please give us a tad it of offense this month. In this life we giant fans have endeared enough. We are good souls, we pay our taxes, pretty please.

by Docter419 on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Most of us

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN IT GET ANY WORSE

Why would anyone want to pitch for us

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

For the lulz.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t ask this when you know it can.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m bored. I’m going to go build a computer.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Banging my head against the wall.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

why do i even bother

following this team on gameday. pathetic.

by chenster on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Why am I watching?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So Kruk goes on and on

about the strategy of having Nate in the on deck circle, will Porky Charlie “take the bait”, will Pedro pitch around Errin’, getting someone up in the bullpen in case they hit for Tim…

blargh.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

im pretty sure this is over

barring another miracle

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

really don’t understand why they didn’t walk Scott there. I’d rather face any Giants reliever than Timmy.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Because they knew Scott would make an out.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruiz to follow, then Carlos Ruiz?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I love you, Kruk

But there is no such fucking word as “heighth.”

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Kruk is drunk.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He uses that “word” a lot, sadly.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He “drinks” a lot, sadly.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly????

Good for him!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD LOLBANEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry—all we need to do is get to their closer (who has an ERA at 7)

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 3, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

What a surprise when he lowers it against the Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, cause we never fail against struggling pitchers

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say hello to Yusmiero Petit.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKKKKum

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

A Candlestick Giants Fan

geez, the incessant whining is getting to me. In the bad ol’ days, we just poured more beer, toked more doob’s, and threw more batteries.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

that's trolltastic

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROTIP

The GDT might not be the place for you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me more pops!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

who says we’re not?

I’ve got my croix.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave then.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try looking up the archives of alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants from he 90s sometimes. They were way more negative than the McCoven – and with better teams.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN BASEBALL WAS PLAYED WITH FLESH AND BLOOD

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hippie fan does not enjoy peace or love.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

candlestick?

what’s that?

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we suck

You should find someplace cooler.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you finally learned to use the Internet!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ashamed to laugh at this

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably just don’t remember. Batteries are no good for the short term memory.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Feliz

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

TImmys gonna have 7 IP, 11 K’s, 2 ER against the fucking phillies in Citizens Bank and lose

by DFAAurillia on Sep 3, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

If we’re going to lose, I hope timmy at least racks up some more k’s, he’s a couple away from 650. 700 would be cool to reach this season.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Pedro Feliz, San Francisco Giant

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this Ruiz guy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

oh fuck Matt Stairs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

and Kruk jinxes it

by talking about his horrible slump

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRUMBLE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Stairs still looks like a lumberjack.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

And he's OK!

Still my favorite Oakland A.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes. Matt Stairs.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

/bloop 450 foot home run

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this guy!

because of that, he’s gonna crush this pitch and make me sad

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Stairs could look to climb a few of them.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BASE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

i'd like to see Gerald hit next inning

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

it’ll be Richie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god no

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got a hit in his last at bat! 2nd best hitter on the team!

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Stairs will knock in Ruiz.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Huge homerun soon

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Stairs looks like he ate Klesko

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

major lol

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SWING

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

8 ball says

stfd

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1

by Timmy Cain on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 to the guy who’s 0 for his last 27

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Science

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is fun

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES TIM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Last nights box score

pretty funny—Trashner and Walkmore combined to strike out the side in the ninth

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

I thought you didn’t like “whining.”

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet that happened all the time at CANDLESTICK.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit complaining!!!!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

really, I think that’s funny

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just wanted to shout something. We cool.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNZ PLS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s Lincecum’s pitch count?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN OLD MAN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD STAIRS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD STAIRS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Please don’t let rollins hit, Tim.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH TIMMY

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/3/1014798/gamethread-fugh

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD OLD DUDE WHO I LIKE BUT STILL AM GLAD GOT STRUCK OUT JUST NOW

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahah i love you timmy

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Break the Natto curse

New Thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/3/1014802/open-gameday-thread-9-3-part-4

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Seven weeks without a hit

Do you even bother to take batting practice if you’re in that kind of funk?

by m34josh on Sep 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpire called a strike on a low inside pitch. Where is his strike zone?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still hating this game despite the 11 K’s.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice game, Timmy. Maybe the LOLfense can bail you out next inning.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WHICH THREAD?!

augh divided loyalties

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

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