Open GameThread, 9/3
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 3, 2009 3:30 PM PDT
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3 game series vs Phillies @ Citizens Bank Park
| Tue 09/01 | WP: Cole Hamels (8 - 8) LP: Jonathan Sanchez (6 - 11) |
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| Wed 09/02 | WP: Brad Penny (1 - 0) LP: J.A. Happ (10 - 4) |
4 - 0 win |
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San Francisco Giants Thursday, Sep 3, 2009, 4:05 PM PDT Tim Lincecum vs Pedro Martinez Partly cloudy. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 75. |
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Happy Timsday!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
FREE BUSTER
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
FREE SANCHEZ (from injuries)
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 3, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I am so making a Free Buster sign for Monday.
by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 3:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Did you guys hear JT’s really clever joke about the pitching matchup?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
“Today’s matchup is Cy Young vs Cy – wait for it – Old. Heh. Uh. Heh.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
/facepalm
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 3, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
When you gotta announce your joke, it ain’t so good.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
He spent all night working on that one!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Guys, I’m starting to think that J.T. Snow may not be a great announcer.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
It’s like Bochy is writing out the broadcasting line-up. “Veteran grit? Gotta put him out there.”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Free Shane Snow!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 3, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
When are we going to realize that J.T. is a third announcer AT BEST!
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
On this team, he's the fifth announcer
You don’t need great performance from your fifth announcer. You just want him to go out there and not stink up the joint.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Happy Choco Taco Day
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 3, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
Man, 1999 Pedro vs. 2009 Timmy would be one of the greatest pitching matchups of all time.
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
it would be even better
if they both got to face the 2009 Giants! Fastest game (to 10 innings) ever!
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
great pick by timmy
Cool song, and it fits him pretty well imo. The tune at the beginning sounds like something asian, but in an american song, so considering he’s half asian…
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz
Oh fine!
/fires up iTunes
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
How is everyone celebrating Timmy Night in America?
i’m going beer hall hopping and raising a toast to timmy at each stop
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Actually getting to watch a Giants game on tv!! Woohoo
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 3, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Mets vintage I hope
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 3, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be nice if they decided to win today.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Sep 3, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
OMG
OMG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
lol the kitchen sink finally made it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
How much more can you fit in there?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Lars…?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I think they retract.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Who is the dude to the left of Billy Mays?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
OH! I noticed OT Kuip, didn’t realize that
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Didn't even see that
These “Win Now” jpegs are the goddamn Advent Calendars of McCovey Chronicles. We are so blessed.
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
So Sabean is classy now?
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
HOLY SHIT
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha ha, sweet
This pic had everything but the kitchen sink. Now it’s got that too!!
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 3, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
GROUPTHINK
CONDESCENDING MONEYBALLERS
ETC.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I’ve always thought of you as more of a right triangle.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
PARALLELOGRAM AT BEST!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Thanks, I took some serious hits. Lazer beams from mods, lolz from Lars, and just generally spat at.
I didn’t really post that much about Jermaine Dye.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Oh, it's okay
I kept up my McC street cred by disagreeing with you.
:-)
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I am not aware of any other way to judge people.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
By the way, GH
Lest you misunderstand: we don’t hate you or anything. We just think you’re wrong.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
DON’T TOUCH ME THERE.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I HAVE A HEADACHE
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Jermaine Dye is this year’s Jorge Cantu/Mike Jacobs/Nate Schierholtz at 3rd.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Put Nate at 3rd Boch! He played there in A ball!!!!!
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I judge people by whether or not they think Bringing It All Back Home is better than Nashville Skyline.
We’re cool.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
I judge people based on whether or not they know the difference between Desi Wilson and Dan Peltier.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I never weighed in on that. I like Nashville Skyline, but for personal, idiosyncratic reasons.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
high-five.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Oh man, I liked you.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
My dad and I played it a lot while we were driving across the country. It’s about the perfect album for that.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Hmm
I first listened to Bringing It All Back Home while driving through California and Oregon with my dad. So I get the emotional thing. It’s not like I really hate you now, obviously it’s a matter of taste, and different people like different things, and really, all I’m saying is that It’s Alright Ma is the best song ever written and you’re an idiot for not recognizing it and I hate you.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Hey, It’s Alright Ma is an easy top 5 Dylan song for me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
THAT’S NOT ENOUGH
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Tangled Up in Blue
Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands
It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)
Lay Lady Lay
Idiot Wind
Uh there are like 25 other songs I want to put in there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
10/10
Not my style, but OK
YES
Fine
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Worst song on BotT, no contest.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Um
what? how can you be so wrong?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I don’t like Bob when he starts whining. And it’s too similar to Like a Rolling Stone. Good song, don’t get me wrong, but not as good as the rest of the album. I’ll give you Meet Me In the Morning.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
I don’t really think it’s whiny – it’s more just unbridled vitriol with a moment of clarity at the end. It came down to Idiot Wind or Lily, Rosemary for me there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Jack of Hearts is another 10/10.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
It’s soooo good and it seems really underrated to me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Yes!
I remember when I was reading the thing you wrote about it and you talked about some guy on the Internet who said it sucked and I was like “I KNOW WHO THAT IS AND YOU’RE TOTALLY RIGHT.”
Also, I think that guy said something like “Nobody respects BOTT more than me” and then gave it like an 8/10 which BY DEFINITION MEANS THAT PEOPLE RESPECT IT MORE THAN YOU, DUDE.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
GEORGE STAROSTIN IS SUCH A PRICK.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Which reminds me
I started reading parts of that.
- Good stuff
- Just so you know, the lead guitarist on Desolation Row is Charlie McCoy, not Mike Bloomfield.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
You think Idiot Wind is the worst song on BOTT?
That’s a terrible opinion and you are a terrible person.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I’m not enough of a Dylan fan to have a well defined list, but Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright would be on it.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
You’ve built up enough cred that you can now advocate Nate Schierholtz at 3B like we all know you secretly want to.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
You are 5
There are still family and friends mourning Jermaine not getting traded.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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U R 5
There are still family and friends mourning the family and friends mourning Jermaine not getting traded.
by i wish we were good on Sep 3, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Great
Misch got his first win, and he actually helped the Giants with that one!
Affeldt on MLB Network right now
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 3, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
Pretty hilarious
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 3, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this team
(…sorta.)
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Its easy to be loose when you know you get the night off. TIMMAY!!!!!!!!!!!
by AngelWillSaveUs on Sep 3, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven't seen the lineup posted ... per Henry
The lineup: Velez LF, Renteria SS, Sandoval 3B, Molina C, Winn RF, Uribe 2B, Ishikawa 1B, Rowand CF, Lincecum P
Look, guys!!
Here we have Eric Young
And Eric-wait for it – Old!
Hah I can be an UHHnnouncer, TOO!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Obscure ex-Giants farmhand trivia
Who did we trade to get Eric Old?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Wow, Kruk and Kuip are looking swanky today
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
read that as skanky lol
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 3, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
HAI! I CAN HAZ A/V LINKZ??
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
We’re not allowed to post adult video links here.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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No worries – we already know where they all are.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
MOAR JAZZ HANDS PLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol Kruk
“Bottom line is, I’m talkin’ too much!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
UH OH
TEH BOCHY SHOW
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
still has to learn where the bat rack is
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
I finally figured out where Bochy’s accent comes from:
He was born in France
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Accent?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he actually grew up in Virginia. I always detected a southern drawl in him.
He was born in France because his dad was in the military
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
I just thought he talked r e a l l y s l o o o o w w w w
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It takes a long time for the words to travel through his ginormous head to his vocal cords.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Sanchez to get 3 ABs in Fresno tonight acording to Bochy.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
The kids
They called me Mr. Glass
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Jan Brady's boyfriend
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Jonathan’s hitting really that bad?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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You’ll be stone dead in a moment
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
HAROLDS IS SERIOUSLY OFFENDED!!!!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Comcast Sportsnet anchors trying to do ESPN-style catch phrases is really painful, even more painful than ESPN catchphrases.
Sweet sassy molassey!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SWEET SASSY MOLASSEY
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to be an anchor and have nothing but horribly offensive catchphrases:
“David Cone was hoping for a quality debut, but just like the Holocaust,it didn’t happen.”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
U R 5
Come down to the yard and I’ll teach you a lesson.
I will leave a ticket at will call under Billy Mays, STANDING ROOM ONLY.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Sep 3, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
omg JT is so bad at reading the teleprompter
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Not anymore, baby! He’s all better now! Totally unrelated to Buster being here!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I"M MATT MOTHERFUCKIN’ BUSH
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 3, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Does the humididor match the drapes?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of hate how they’re acting like having Bengie back in the clean-up spot is awesome
DAD… You’re GONNA get this JOB. They’re gonna be GLAD to have YOU.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
That ad is kinda creepy. Also stupid.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
that one isn’t as creepy as the one where the kids are encouraging Dad to date again.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
“You’d be a really good catch for someone!”
…how would you know?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Wait, it works for that?
/orders some Just For Men
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
. . .and she walked back home, reeking of triple-sec and Just For Men.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
I hate Directv sometimes
I’m gonna get screwed out of the HD feed again when they black out the game on MLB Network. Doh!
Because they’re a bunch of a-holes
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
They only show a handful of the away games in HD. I asked them why, and I got some crap back about how many they DO show in HD. Jackholes.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Twice in the past month I recorded the HD feed on 696-1 and ended up with shitty music and that fucking logo for 6 hours. MLB’s blackout rules suck.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
i think Nate Shierholz is on his way to the Kevin Frandsen Bus Stop
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Not even close.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Kevin Frandsen deserves a proper burial at The Tomb of the Unloved Callup
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
Someone has to play in Fresno through the end of the season.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Give Molina a break
He hasn’t said anything that isn’t true, and it’s not his fault that Bochy keeps throwing him in the cleanup spot. Would you prefer that he be happy Buster is here to essentially replace him? I give him credit for playing through his injury…most people would criticize him for not playing if he could. Hopefully he’ll tear it up now that he has some competition.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
We’re all hoping he comes back strong, I think.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Totally. We’d all rather see Posey playing everyday. Since that won’t happen, we don’t wish Bengie ill. He’s also playing for a new contract. Please God, with someone else.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 3, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t really think Molina was jaking. I’m kinda worried that he’s going to hurt himself because he thinks that’s what the org wants from him.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Maybe he should say something like, ‘Hey, the team is in a bind right now with only one completely healthy catcher, so I understand them calling up another one. And I don’t think during the season is the right time to talk about contracts, so we’ll talk about it in October."
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
That would be the professional approach.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Or
what Richie has said about ten times, “I’m not the manager or GM, go ask them”.
Cranky, but fair.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
To his defense
He didn’t bring up the subject – Baggs did. In fact, that was kind of a dicky question.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Meh. You don’t have to answer it.
And it’s not like it’s the first time he’s been a bit, er, less than thick skinned about stuff.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LEAVE BENGIE ALONE!!!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Predictions
Pedro will get Nate Schierholtz to swing at a breaking ball down and in and ground it weakly to tirst, will get Aaron Rowand to wave feebly at a slider a foot outside, ditto Bengie, will fan Velez, and will tantalize Panda with breaking balls out of the zone, inducing weak grounders to second. Every weakness our hitter have shown all season long, Pedro Martinez will exploit.
We’ll win anyway, 1-0, on a home run by Uribe, despite
Timmy struggling a bit, throwing a lot of pitches, and leaving the game in the 7th, where
Dan Runzler will make his major league debut by striking out Ryan Howard.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
such detail?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Pedro will get Nate Schierholtz to swing at a breaking ball down and in and ground it weakly to tirst
No swinging in the dugout though Nate, wait till you’re subbed in.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
That’s not even a prediction. Same as saying water is wet.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
7th inning double switch
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 3, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not your friend, pal
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
she’s not your pal, dude
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
My shorts are kinda fancy. They have lots of snaps and pockets.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
God
I fucking love baseball. I get excited just hearing the pregame music.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
So, I know this has been discussed at length
but this LOLineup is so bad I literally ran up and down the hall yelling “I HATE BRUCE BOCHY”
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Could be worse. They coulda put Rohlinger in for Panda.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait until the 6th. It will happen.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
BAY AREA NATIVE
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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we go out.....
we hit people in the mouth!!!!1
hell ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
What?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Mike Singletary’s game plan
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Why? All they need to do is hit people in the mouth apparently…
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
if ya dont know
ul nevr no
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Reading one of your comments is like putting my mind through an obstacle course.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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But obstacle courses are fun!!!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Couldn’t we just give them a jocular punch in the arm?
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 3, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone watch Costas talk about Lincecum before the game?
He nearly wetted himself talking about Lincecum.
Of course, I wet myself everytime Timmy pitches.
I believe in Posey.
Costas
good god, no.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
drool drool drool
ur the best timeeee
-bob
RESPECT
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
The Panda and the Prince
Is that like the Prince and the Pauper?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
8 RUNS IN THE FIRST INNING. GO GO GO
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
LOL CB30!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
it’d be cool to score a run or two in the first inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, there’s one.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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I haven’t seen him yet today, but I’m already sick of watching Eugenio Velez play in this game.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Is it weird that his batting stance pisses me off?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
fixed
Everything about him pisses me off.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE his batting stance. There just aren’t enough completely wild stances in baseball anymore? Anyone remember Dick McAuliffe?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 3, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s going to go 5-5 now.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
retract your comment =( he heard you
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Well that's just how it works
If you sincerely say something about how terrible a player is without thinking about how you hope that makes him better, it will make him better.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
ah yes. sometimes i forget how MCC works ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
yay for colorado losing
pat misch shut em out for 7 innings for the mets O_O
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I can't believe Eugenio Velez is still an everyday player.
I’ll save the rant for the postgame after he goes 0-4 with 2 ks and a popout
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
oh good
now hes gauranteed a 4-4 game
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 3, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 3, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 3, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ THIS POST
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
OH
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
I will take credit for this. I just turned on the TV when the first pitch was thrown.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
BORK WINS!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
O NO U DIDNT'
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
VELEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All is forgiven!
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
EPIC
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
ZORAK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HAHAH
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
LOL CB30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASDHKASDBFJKASBNDFGJK;BNASDFK;ADKFJGNADK;FJGN;AKFGN;JKADG
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Eugenio is teh suxxors
Botchy is genius
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
LOL
“SOLO HOME RUN – VELEZ ( )”
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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MAKES THINGS HAPPEN
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
THE STONE WHICH THE MCCOVEN REJECTED
HAS BECOME THE CORNERSTONE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Nice! Bob.
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RISING STAR
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Valez!
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/picks jaw up off floor
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 3, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
WORD
thats the way to start the otherfucking game
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
also the motherfucking game
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhh
that’s more like it…
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
HE JUST NEEDED A DAY OFF!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
HACKIN!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This is the kind of shit im talking about
THEY DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THEY SHOULD DO
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
VELEZBIANZ UNITE!
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
WTF just happened?
I saw the first pitch on gameday, and it said “In play: run(s)”. This does not make any sense!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Rockies lose.
Let’s go Giants.
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haterz
may start sucking it now
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
Was that one an Ibanez special?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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so, is this one in the books?
with sir timmy pitching…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
hehe
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I jinx just by paying attention
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 3, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
LOL IBANEZ!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA PANDA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fred Lewis would have gotten just close enough to that to look stupid.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
I had a nice gif in case of massive failure, but I guess i won’t need it.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
Save it – there’s lots of game left to be played.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Pedro Martinez is done!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
FBAL
(late reaction)
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
I like facing Cy Old!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
benjie
trying to hold his spot, lol
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
lol 2 for 19.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
if bengies thigh injury makes him slower, can he get thrown out at first from the outfield?
No one here gets out alive.
He could hit a HR and he’d still get thrown out.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie doesn’t look like his legs can’t support his weight.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
bad sentence is bad
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
LOL Giants
2 hitters, 2 pitches.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
3 actually
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 3, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, well excuse me, then
I had just sat down and two hitters had already hit. It felt like only 2 pitches.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
NOTE
cleanup hitter at bat, first base open…
not even trying to throw junk or intentionally walk…
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
umm, it’s the first inning
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
K, there ya go
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
My MLB.tv and slingbox have failed me.. can’t watch the game :(
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
how ’bout good ’ol fashioned audio?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll end up doing that.. I’m just mad that MLB thinks San Luis Obispo is Giants territory right now
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
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I knew Pedro wasn't as good as 2-0
He just hadn’t faced a powerhouse lineup yet
posey
wont be ready till the end of next year, earliest
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Haha -
I just logged on for the first time today, looked at the lineup and screamed WTF at the top of my lungs. But before I could even start to entertaine myself by reading everyones comments Velez does that first pitch.
Our team is crazy! I really feel that other then Sandoval, every player on this team is completly interchangable.
Which is another way of saying they all suck equally. But they do have odd strengths and weaknesses. And Bochy, whether by hunch or prejudice, mixes and matches
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 3, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Obligatory: I HATE THAT CATCHER’S “CROUCH”
Squat like a man, goddammit.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I love Ruiz’s crouch.
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I read this as “I love Ruiz’s crotch.”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Ha!
That’s funny! Our material makes a good combine.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Tick tock
Tick tock
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Whiteside Where Art Thou
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Im dumb
OH Posey Where Art Thou
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 3, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
BENGIE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legs don’t seem to be bothering him at all
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
I’m so glad Randy is hitting 5th!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
Where's Buster?!?!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 3, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
SENSITIVE K
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I started to GIS for K-Y Jelly Sensitive to put a pic here. Decided it was best not to.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Oh, so that's why Winn's hitting 5th
the entire lineup makes sense now!
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
I love when players play through injury to the detriment of their team. GRIT….GRRRRRRRRRR
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Winn is so done
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
LOL MONEY
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
HAR HAR HAR
Velez sucks and he’ll never be anything! Just look at how good at walking Fred Lewis is!!!!1111
It's cute how you think one at bat proves a point
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
HATER!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ONE AB IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERY OTHER ONE OF THEIR RESPECTIVE CAREERS!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Giants Way
Real-time roster management
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like there's a concealed sarchasm here beneath the obvious sarchasm
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
I hope that none of you Posey Posers ever coach little league!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
What
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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WHAT!?
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Benjie has been one of the few position player bright spots for the Giants this past couple years, and everyone is calling for his head already. Pretty lame.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t make me resort to statistics—I’m guessing he would top out or come close to it for NL catchers.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
/facepalm
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I'd love to see it
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
WATCH OUT GUYS
HE’S GOING TO USE NUMBERS
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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OBP: 3rd worst in NL among catchers w/ 200+PA
SLG: 8th best
wOBA: 13th best
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
How many different ways can we misspell jponry?
I kind of like this one, actually. It makes me think of prawns.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I just set the fingers flying, and leave whatever comes up.
(and sorry jporny for spelling your name wrong)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
second stat is actually OPS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
where do you look up these stats vs. position? And can you do it against spot in the lineup… like say, for cleanup?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Yes. You can do it on bb-ref, on espn, on yahoo, on fangraphs, etc etc
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
yeah, I’m new to stats, finally found where I was trying to get on FanGraphs. What site do you use?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
usually fangraphs and bb-ref.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Trying to find by batting order on fangraphs, but I fail
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Baseball-Reference might be better for what you’re looking for.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
What
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Oh
Now I know why
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
RBI. Look it up.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
WOw
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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where do you find rbi by position?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
RBI are a product of opportunity
And you find it anywhere you find baseball stats.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Why is RBI the only stat that matters?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Probably
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
it doesn’t matter if you start rallies, only if you finish them.
(BY GIDP)
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
You really want to know he’s 4th in the league. He’s only 14th in runs scored though, he sucks!
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
runs is the most important offensive category. <——that’s a period
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, for a team.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
dude, is he not part of this team?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
/facepalm
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
and a guy with zero mlb experience is suddenly a better option? it’s preposterous.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce, aren't you supposed to be managing?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Yeah, you’re right, Posey shouldn’t get to start until he gets some MLB experience
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Yeah, what were the Giants thinking, starting Will Clark in 1986? He had no major league experience – gotta stick with David Green!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
yeah, they didn’t start Will in the middle of a pennant race
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Boy, I have no answer to that!!!!!!!
Except, say, Francisco Rodriguez.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Posey has played in the CWS, I think he can handle the fucking pressure. You’re just making up completely unprovable things.
Is anyone elses comment box all fucked up?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Yes, it cuts off when you get near the side of the page.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Cool, so it's not just me
SBN’s software/code/whatever has shit the bed recently.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
wow, good point
never mind, I guess. we were wrong.
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
He kills the team by not getting on base and being the slowest fuck in history. His RBIs don’t make up for it.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
hey, I’m the guy who thought that Torrealba should’ve got the job after Matheny
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Torrealba was long gone from the Giants by the time Matheny got hurt.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
But…he’s 14th in it.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
runs, rbi’s….direct run production
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
there’s a butt pee joke in there somewhere, I’m sure of it
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
can he play catcher?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but Buster Posey can.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
yawn
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
So your argument is RBIZ!!! and some nebulous argument of him not being able to handle the pressure until he’s proven he can handle the pressure. Check.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
He’s done an admirable job this year of being forced into the cleanup spot, which he isn’t a cleanup hitter and not our best hitter even. But he’s just so annoying when something doesn’t go his way.
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
LOL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This comment made me LOL
And I don’t even know why
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
It's stupid?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
and the lotion in the basket?
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
WINN HAS GREAT NUMBERS AGAINST MARTINEZ
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Guess who still sucks?
Hint: his name rhymes with Sandy Bin
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Osama Bin Laden?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 3, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, look, Randy Winn still sucks.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
this player is now rated
meh
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
DUHHHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
bye bye baby
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
What was the announced game time temperature?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Sunny with no chance of Posey
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 3, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
17 pitches? That’s a lot, for us.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
We make the phone ring we make the phones GOD GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING JINGLE OUT OF MY SKULL
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
I honestly can’t believe that Winn has actually hit that well vs RHP this season
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I have a similar mindfuck with Rownad’s numbers. Wait, wat? He’s that good? Really? DOES NOT COMPUTE
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 3, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Mixed feelings
Scoring first, obviously a huge plus for us considering this season.
The usual hackiness? grrrrrr
That inning started out so great, and then collapsed upon itself.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It shrinks?
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Keith Law says hi
I appreciate it. RT @GIANThomer @keithlaw Today’s #bochyfail lineup is so monstrously fail that I felt the need to alert you #sfgiants #mlb
Timmy:
You have your run. Get it done.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
How hot is it out there?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
SQUAAAAAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I LIKE OUTS!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
lol
the bochy helmet
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
DOUCHERINO LOOKS LIKE SUCH A DOUCHE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
Man Victorino looks like even more of a douche with that helmet
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
HAHAHAHA
Victorino with the short bus helmet.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
omgvictorinobighelmet
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
LOL LORD HELMET
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
lot of love on mcc for victorino
the flyin hawaiiiin
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
STFD UTLEY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
STFD UTLEY
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
All-star Shane Victorino.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
I remember first seeing this guy
I thought it must have been something from the Simpsons come out into real life.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
UTLOLEY!!! SIT!!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
10-0
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Suck it, Chutley
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
Holy Guano Batman
thems nasty pitches.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
6 pitch inning
TIMMAYYYYYYYYY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
He’s throwing PANIC
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
92-93 according to the CSN gun.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
6 pitches 3 outs
like he’s facing the Giants
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
WE WON THAT INNING GUYS
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
SHIFT_A you magnificent bastard!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He's gonna copy our conversation!
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Never thought he’d do us any good.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
whoever decided we should give him up may have been mischtaken.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
CAN’T HIT THAT 88 MPH GAS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
LOLRIBE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
We’re not scoring another run tonight.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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But we did score a run. You can’t ask for more!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
At least it isn’t another f-ing shutout.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
gotta turn up kruk and kuip
i hope woody stops by when we’re in Milwaukee
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Uribe rubs himself in cologne and hugs the other Giants players or something.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
wut
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
3-1 fly out!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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mid-center-field power!
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Camera man fail
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
Whew
That was close. Wouldnt wanna be cheaters
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
MOVE IN THE FENCES!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I thought he hit that far harder
I’m getting CBP syndrome :(
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Over/under on length of game: 91 minutes (push if 91; sorry)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
YOU’RE BREAKING YOUR OWN RULES OF GAMBLING
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
Yes, but it's a big enough number.
(Plus I want to pocket all the money of suckers who bet 91… MWAH HA HA)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
That's "over." Just say "over"
Why would you limit yourself on a bet when I’m giving you everything from 92 minutes through infinity? (shakes head)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
I’m pretty sure if the Giants make the playoffs, jponry will be opening new threads every half-inning.
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
Hard to do roll call with as many threads as we have already.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
So, Pedro apparently has given up lead off HRs in 3 of his 5 starts so far.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
Nice AB.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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The fuck? That was right down the middle Scott
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Well how could he have known Pedro Martinez might throw a 90 mph fastball down the middle? That’s the kind of pitch it’s impossible to swing at!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
it was for Bengie
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BELATED LOL GRANT DISSING VELOLEZ
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Remember when Rowand hit that homerun once?
That was awesome.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 3, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
Is it sad Cy Old is gonna have, like, 12 more K’s this game than Tim will?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
not as sad as you calling him cy old.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
VETERANZ
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
"Do you have what it takes to be an umpire?"
Damn MLB.tv commercials.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
WOULD YOU ONE TIME
LET ME BE MYSELF
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Rowand:
When you have 2 strikes, you have to have the mindset to swing until it looks like a ball. At what point did that last pitch look unhittable? SWING YOUR BAT!
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Scott laughs at your logic.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a rough poll question
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 3, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
CSN poll question
Who was the best pitcher of the 1990’s??
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Well…. Tim was alive in the 90’s…. so….
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 3, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Why is it
that the only pitches the giants take are right over the plate?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Because they know they’ll just ground it weakly to second if they swing.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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STFD LOLWARD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
LOL Kruk
“that is not the first ground ball that she has caught”
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
oops
cant take it bak
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Kruk: You see that form?
Yes, I did.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
s t f d
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The last four Phillies in the lineup
all have names that end in “Z”
ZZZZ
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
Tim is looking ok so far, but I can’t help but be worried about his DECLINING VELOCITY!!!!1111111111
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Throw strikes.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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No walks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
SLOW COMPUTER IS SLOW.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
JINX
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
shut up, you
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
HYMNS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OT: Something a Red Sox fan just said to me
I’ll tell you, though, if the Giants win the WC, I’m pretty sure they would play Philly, and with a 1-2-3 of Lincecum, Cain, and Penny/Johnson/Sanchez, they would survive.
^^^
Ignore, please.
ok maybe you should have walked him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
he hadn't thrown any balls yet before right?
I don’t think he really wanted to pitch to him
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
bah
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
Shit
I BLAME COOKYMAN FOR NOT LIKING IDIOT WIND
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
fuckkkkkk
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
So, who was the one who said that the game was over with Lincecum pitching?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Dang it
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Are there any happy Orioles fans?
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 3, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That means the Giants will have to score another run. They are screwed!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
CATCH THE BALL BENGIE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
SHIIIIT
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid computer.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LinceKKKum
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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STFD TIM ANGRY
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
Probably my favorite drinking game.
Do the kids still play that one?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FLEAS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
its all good
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/3/1014704/gamethread-ii
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Nice play rent
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Feliz was sitting on Tim’s breaking ball as well. I think they need to change it up a bit.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
Need Whiteside. Apparently he actually pays attention to pitcher tendencies and calls the game accordingly. That sounds like a neat idea.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
So, our lineup sucks.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I know why you didn't put this in the new thread!
You’re afraid people will dislike you for your controversial opinions, aren’t you?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Oh
We’re in a new thread. Excelsior!
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
It doesn’t help that Bochy kneecaps the offense almost every fucking night . It doesn’t hurt a lot, but it sure doesn’t help.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
LOL GIANTS
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
Another leadoff double followed by an unproductive out.
JESUS (Fill in the blank) CHRIST
We’re playing for one run here! This game will be decided by one run! Renteria, bunt the ball to the right side, move the runner over, play small ball, given Lincecum a lead to work with! AHHHHHHHHH
Don't mortgage the future Sabes - Fire Boch then yourself.
Jon Miller
Calling it how he sees it.."That was a terrible at-bat (referring to Renteria’s)
At innings end “The Giants waste a grand opportunity”
God bless you JM!
Questioning Giants Management Since '85
Any ideas why Bochy would hit one mediocre lefty for another?
In the 9th? With 2 outs? With the one coming off the bench being a total head case?
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