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TOSSING BEADS FROM MY HOT CHOCOLATE JETPACK!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
The soccer mom on the left in the AFLAC commercial is pretty cute.
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she's only 35
that’s not old enough for MILF
naw, I think you need to be older to be a milf, like 40+
Like, there should be some surprise she’s hot. I’m not surprised that a 35 yr old is hot
I think you’re thinking of cougars. The qualification for a MILF is being a mom.
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It's not "omilf"
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FUCK YOU BOCHY
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Come on. Ain’t that bad.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Proposal at the ballpark? A novel idea!
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WHY DON’T WE EVER GET TO SEE DIVORCES AT THE PARK
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I would pay for this
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
what do you guys think would happen
if a man proposed to a young boy at the ballpark?
The very bad man traded my son...So now I'd like you all to meet my new son, Ryan "Aaron" Garko...Dammit it's just not the same!
lolwut
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come on
Never heard of NAMBLA Night at the ballpark?
The very bad man traded my son...So now I'd like you all to meet my new son, Ryan "Aaron" Garko...Dammit it's just not the same!
Poor lars
they even have a “NAMBLA” heritage night over a Norwegian one.
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YEAH! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!?
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WalrusMan doesn’t go to many games.
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…
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet that happens all the time
Except it’s not on camera, and doesn’t involve commitment.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
I dunno
But I saw Alan propose to Gary at a game once.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Too much paperwork.
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Someone did that @ the metrodome on sunday too
that move is seriously so played out
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It’s tacky and lame. I’d pour my beer over his head and leave if anyone did that to me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
As well you should
srsly
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Actually
you should grab someone else’s. Beers are too spendy
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Dump his beer over his head
Problem solved.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You are a problem solver, maam
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It’s a good thing Goofus didn’t marry me.
And it’s fine if someone else wants to do it. I’d just be highly offended.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s an expensive way to say ‘no’
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
For embarrassing me in my house of worship? I think beer over the head is too soft a punishment.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You should follow the beer with a kick to the nads
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
1000 Points!
Beer over the head/kick to nads combo!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be awesome
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip: just say no.
LOL
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
AFLAC answer
Randy Winn
Tito Fuentes
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Tito!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Davis should have been knocked out of the game already.
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two towers
i watched the extended version today with my friend vicodin, yea Tree Beard.
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FRIENDS!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yay Panda
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
KKKengie
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
oops…is that HR a good thing or a bad thing?
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
ASS ON FIRE!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

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I hope I can retire this during the offseason.
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Your 2010 oppening day Catcher
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DBAGS
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BIG MONEY FIRST PITCH HACKING!!!
I LOVE IT!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
LOSE ROX!
WE’RE IN THIS THING!
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GUESS POSEY WILL HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Next next year
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Zebra toppings
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
…and we never saw Buster again
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
No, no, no
Nothing like that. Move along now.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
The Giants have taken five walks today?
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Molina ate 4 of them
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Dan Rohn in the heezy.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Stop showing that couple on TV.
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this
it just encourages more idiots to do it
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they’re still waiting for Bengie to work his way around the bases.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy seems really proud of that ring
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon, Ryan.
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Isn't that a balk?
Or was he not on the slab?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
ahh. the one reason I don’t like the Giants pitchers to twirl the ball in their hand when getting their sign. It would be pretty stupid to drop the ball
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Only the Giants balk
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Even when they don’t!
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the whole proposal in the ballpark thing seems awfully pushy. I mean, who is going to say no under that kind of pressure? He’s basically forcing her answer.
There have been rejections
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it’s not you,it’s me??
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoops
Guy pranks friend with baseball scoreboard proposal for someone who definitely didn’t say yes.
Yeah that was pretty mean
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hilarious!
Natalie portman is such a babe
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I love her
she’s cute, a pretty good actress, and she can laugh at herself. win/win/win
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You had me
at she’s cute, the rest is just ehh.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
Megan fox is cute. But she’s really fucking irritating, too.
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Mehgan Fox
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Again you had me
at Fox, I can’t turn down foxy Foxes. Michael J. knows what I’m shaking at…
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
riiiight
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These between 2 Ferns Episodes are so much better than the game...
The one with the Mad Men guy is also quite funny-especially when he asks Jon Hamm if he ever gets around to fingering any of the women in the show, and Hamm says, “you mean like picking them out of a lineup?”
I’m finding this game pretty enjoyable.
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she did say yes
then he explained that he didn’t put that on the scoreboard and she thought it was a joke and slapped him
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he got pwnd
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Putting that crap on TV is so bush league too
Instead of talking about the game and the players, we’re subjected to babies with ice cream, “gamers” with ball caps, and bullshit marriage proposals.
Anything to distract from this disgusting baseball product.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re doing pretty well today.
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Don't mind the fan-showing so much
When it gets excessive, or there is no apparent reason to show them, then it’s stupid.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Hence one of the reasons I object to it. It’s putting the person on the spot. And I’m not a fan of a SURPRISE! proposal either. You want me to make a life-altering, legal decision and bind myself to you RIGHT NOW without even running the idea by me? Love is great and all, but there’s a hell of a lot more needed in making a relationship work.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I’m just happy when the gentleman caller shows up with some brewskies and Mexican food. I don’t ask for much; just don’t propose to me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re way too analytical. Just jump in and hope it all works out!
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing says romance like my hot chocolate jet pack idea.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
you're very suave
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You’d love to blast some cream in her chocolate!
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I was engaged for nearly 6 months before my fella proposed.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
You were engaged before he proposed?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes.
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That guy should have swooped down with his hot chocolate jet pack and lifted her up to a high altitude and then proposed.
“Marry me or we find out if you can fly!”
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BYRNSIE
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I’d go to the last game if it weren’t a day game.
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I’m a contractor, so If I don’t work, I don’t get paid.
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Long time ago I had a job like that, it sucked. Had to show up no matter what.
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I like my job, so it’s cool.
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I’ll be spending the afternoon with Flem and Jon.
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I’m going.
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Nice Panda play!
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LOL HE USES FROZEN PIZZA DOUGH FOR TARGET PRACTICE
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What are the best seats in the park?
MY FACE!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Lars: not subtle
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely not
Let’s just say that I have never resided in the friend zone.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Restraining papers zone?
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WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE DONE THAT EARLIER, WINN?
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CLASSY
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
There’s a decent crowd considering it’s a game against the Dbacks and the Giants are more or less out of it.
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WE'RE IN THIS THING
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LOU!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
We’d probably have to wait til after the World Series.
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If Sabean and Bochy are back next year, not only will I continue to boycott ATT park, I'll stop watching the games on TV.
I won’t subject myself to Bochy’s mindnumbingly stupid management.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that’s a sealion.
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I think he was referring to the seals coming up to get the fish that have been jumping around.
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OBP!
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That wasn’t a strike.
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that would work on Velez
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
That is still not a strike
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Billionth baserunner left on base!
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so what did Bochy see?
drawing walks doesn’t help scoring runs!
2010 Giants Promo
Build-A-Bork
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
heh
Could you imagine how long it would take the stuffing machine to fill the head?
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Synchronicity
I left here for about 45 mins to write a nasty letter and send it to Turbine who is the developer of Lord of the Rings Online.
Coming back I see the new Tolkien titled thread… Scary almost.
BLING BLING
Aaaand, Giants officially out of it.
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OUT OF THIS THING
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Eliminated!
Please pull all of the old guys from the lineup now.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
and get in there, Rich Aurilia!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hawk Sez:
WE GONE!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
GOODBYE, BASEBALL!
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This thing is finally gone
Thank you, penicillin
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
WE'RE STILL IN THIS THING?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
SO, YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
They’re gradually preparing us for both these douches to come back I can sense it..The Baggs article, this Bochy nonsense today, I expect it to be snuck in sometime during the NLCS or World Series
Kawakami has an article coming out (presumably tomorrow) about what they should do with Sabes and Bork.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
Is this game dragging ass or waht?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Crap
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damn it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
This year.
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don’t shake off Bengie
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
I’m probably just being really lame but how are we eliminated right now? If we win, we’re 5 back with 5 to go. What am I missing?
Not saying I really care, but I like being right in my math.
Setting myself up for fail in 3…2…1…
We’re eliminated if/when we lose a game.
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That too.
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that's what i thought
but i’ve mispoken in 2 out of 2 previous posts tonight, i figured im officially high.
Probably not the way Sanchez wanted to finish his last home start of the year.
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BOB
FINISH HIM
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That was a shot.
I’ve been watching rejected marriage proposals on youtube instead of this game. What ever happened to just taking your girlfriend to the restaurant where you had you first date, taking a walk along a body of water and beneath a full moon, and then popping the question? That’s how I’m going to do it.
Can we score some more insurance runs?
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I meant to write that without the “more”.
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Alright, I’m out of this thing. Time to take some vicodin and pass out.
See ya’ll for tomorrows game
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Sounds like a party!
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Aw man I missed the Nick Peters tribute? He’s kickass.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
He’s a San Jose State alum, and he had carpal tunnel so bad his hands were basically misshapen claws at the end of his career, and he still kept writing. The man is a legend and I’m glad he’s been immortalized in Cooperstown.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah unfortunately with the newspaper medium winding down many people won’t have the memories I had of waking up to the same person’s writing every morning before school.
No one here gets out alive.
I love newspapers. Like you, I grew up with the same writers, but in the Sporting Green. I even like the way the newsprint smells. It’s just comforting, you know?
I’ve done all my reporting in electronic media. I’m getting on the school newspaper staff next year, where we produce a hybrid print/online edition. I’m glad I have experience in new media, but it’s sad that my dream of writing for a major newspaper in hard copy will never come to pass.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
OT, sort of
I just learned that KNBR’s John Shrader is a lecturer at San Jose State. I’m guessing he does broadcast stuff, so that means our paths are unlikely to cross.
Still, oh snap.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish you the best! I think the sporting world would be tough to cover for a reporter. Too often its only the writers willing to regurgitate the team’s propaganda that get any real access. The reporters with the tough, honest approach who represent what the fans want to hear seem few and far between.
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thanks
I have yet to file any hard hitting reports, but readers like my work. So that’s a start.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And you have put your finger on everything that is wrong with ALL journalism today: access uber alles.
All journalism today — most especially political/policy reporting, but sports and business as well — is so damn intoxicated with access and will do anything to gain it then protect it, rather than work hard to produce some semblance of the truth.
The WaPo’s reporting of Watergate was achieved by real investigative reporting, not because they had “access.” Ditto the NY Times with the Pentagon Papers case, and so forth. They earned those stories by developing the contacts to confirm the facts as they found them— not having it handed to them in press release format because they “earned” the access by carrying the damn water for the subject person. Grrrr.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed. i feel like critical thinking and objectivity have taken a back seat to being spoon fed the information you already want to hear. the choir reporting to the preacher every morning for their daily koolaid.
No one here gets out alive.
Not only has critical thinking been lost, but so has BASIC REPORTING, you know, actually DOING RESEARCH.
I think objectivity is actually completely overrated, and the pursuit of it (really, the misunderstanding of it) accounts for the second gigantic failure of modern journalism: quoting/televising two opponents on an issue and thinking they’ve done their job as “objective journalists.” Well, NO, lazy clods. ACTUAL journalism would be to go research and report which side is right, or telling the truth, or not making shit up, or has better foundation for its assertions, etc.
The joke is that if Galileo were alive today, cable news would have him on the show in split-screen with someone from the Vatican arguing whether the earth is round or flat, and the “journalists” would think they’ve done their job. Well, what the hell, at least they were objective and didn’t waste any time with critical thinking and research.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
my comment about critical thinking and objectivity were for the reader/listener not the reporter. we have to demand responsible reporting from our media outlets.
my biggest pet peave is when a reporter refuses to take a side or investigate an issue but still wants to report on it. so they ask questions instead of report news.
-are there weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
-is Sadam Hussein in league with Al Qaeda?
No one here gets out alive.
Yes.
And then all this year on all cable “news” channels, the vogue is that NO MATTER THE TOPIC, instead of getting subject matter experts on screen to discuss whatever it is, they just get something called “strategists” from each of the two major parties to yell out their predictable talking points, and only talk about politics and never even touch policy. Such a total abandonment of responsibility invested in the press by the First Amendment.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Panda to hit a splash hit.
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Panda power!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
That was crushed.
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bring in the fences
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
PARK IS TOO BIG
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warning track power
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Hang onto the bat, Bengie.
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ATTEMPTED MURDER
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
CLEANUP HITTER FOR LIFE!
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

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hey money!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
the farewell tour rolls on
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully…
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B$$$$$$
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
I bet he'll love it
Somebody, please check what dates the Giants will play the Mets in NY next season so Bengie can enjoy them…
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
YUSMEIRLOL
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That would have been an out no matter who it was.
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In fact I did!!
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Wow.
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That actually works out for the Giants
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Bored dog is bored.
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Sailor Mercury?
Oops — wrong window!
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
She was cute.
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lol. But close. I liked her at first, but another one grew on me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
he's so dreamy!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Not like that loser Darien!
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he was too emo
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if Bochy is back.
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WARNING TRACK POWER
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huh
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Rowand’s “should have been a home run” list.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
damn you, Scott
and your warning track power
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Here comes the strikeout.
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Hmm, which dwarf was that?
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Nice beard, Jebediah
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
That little choppy swing of Winn's is so cute.
Like a 4 year old with a plastic bat waving at a whiffle ball.
I have a 4-year-old who has a plastic bat and I pitch him whiffle balls about every day.
And the Heir of Mayor swings level all the way through, shifts his weight correctly from the back leg to the front, and smashes them off the house behind ours about 8 of 10 times. And he does all this left handed.
Heir > Winn. QED
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The Heir could never play on the Giants.
No fundamentally sound swings allowed here.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right. It's a shame.
He has had more coaching (from me) before turning 4 than I had until I was probably 10 years old. His fundamentals are freakishly good. I won’t love it in 20 years when he’s playing for some team that values smart hitting, but I will love him no matter what he does….. god damn, I hope he doesn’t test that by playing for the dodgers, rockies, braves, or yankees.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
good evening, Everyone. I haven't seen whole game, but let me just say:
Aaron Rowand is about as useful as testicles on a coffee mug.
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Rowand makes me laugh a lot. He also makes me cry a lot.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
like all you, I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for word of the new Sharks' captain
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve already set the DVR!
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THANKS FOR RUINING THE SURPRISE, JERK
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I COULDN'T HELP IT!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
spoiler alert
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Canada's all up in arms about it
They’re all like, “Oh no! Marleau isn’t captain anymore! Who shall it be? Boyle? Thornton? Blake? Pavelski?” And then they remember who they’re talking about and insert some snide remark about the playoffs.
But, yeah. It’ll likely be announced tomorrow, along with the final roster cuts.
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Apparently, if you call and complain, some reps will give you free Center Ice. So there’s always that option (still can’t watch opening night, but you do get a $200 TV package, which is nice).
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I’ve heard some people are also getting Showtime for 6 months or something. So it won’t hurt.
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New Sharks captain loves bean burritos
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be my guess
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
BOB
FINISH HIM
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BILLY MAYS HERE FOR HATING THE COLORADO ROCKIES!
Now they’re trying to kill small children.* Or something.
*Warning: possibly the most depressing thing you’ll read in quite a while.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
This is a Fanshot already.
I am totally sympathetic to the family, but I don’t think a company owes it to the player to do bad business. I mean, we had many discussions on this site that sentimental reasons shouldn’t play into the decision to keep Rich Aurilia on the roster. There was no baseball reason for the rockies to call up that catcher. I am very sorry for his family. And I hate the rockies, but for better reasons than this.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
REV IS IN

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So, Bengie’s going to be re-signed for like 3 years huh
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WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I love watching Runzler pitch.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
lolgers
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Kunzler

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Rusty Kunzler
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Actually LOL
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
DAN
FINISH HIM
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I seriously didn't know me and Runzler went to the same college
until he got called up and I looked at his stats page. Mind = blown…
Win the inning.
UC Riverside?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Highlander ftw
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Yeah
I think I was a sophomore the year he was drafted. The only reason I didn’t know Giants even drafted him because A’s took another pitcher in the 1st round and it became a big deal. Also, another pitcher who’s also an alum is now pitching for the Blue Jays – I guess they had a great staff that year.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly, I never watched a baseball game when I was there
But I know the Cards just drafted another guy from there this year who throws 100 mph.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
here it is
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/uc-riverside-pitchers-are-grounded/
fangraphs, not yahoo.
IKR
He’s fantastic. Throwing 95 mph paint like that, nobody has a prayer.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That was some nastiness right there.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
“Molina is a Poser, give us Posey” in the shot with Runzler card
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DAN "YOU AIN'T GONNA SCORE NO DAMN" RUNZLER
SAYS STFD
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
This moustachio needs to GTFO
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Remember that lefty the Giants had—Hinshaw? I don’t.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Bye Rich
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Boch must die
why the fuck is Aurilia pinch hitting??
HOT CHOCOLATE JET PACK!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
The vendors carry them around the park.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Like chumps. They should be flying around with them.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres runs funny.
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flippy floppy hands
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Track star
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres is one fast dude
I would love to see a race between him, Velez and Lewis. Winner gets LF in ’10!
Win the inning.
Racist.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis would get disquakified for a false start
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VROOM
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Don’t swing at that, Panda.
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OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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PANDA POWER
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MOTHERFUCKING PANDA!
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PANDA CAM!
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
PANDAMONIUM!!!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
One of the shortest swings I have ever seen him take
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MOTHERFUCKING PANDA!!!!!
I was thinking today about how some people were disappointed with the way Panda’s hit in September (.289/.369/.407 before today)
And if you think about it… if someone had told you he would put up a .289/.369 BA/OBP combo at any time this year, we probably would have lol’d you off the planet.
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4 HIT NIGHT, BABY

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HEY MONEY
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
VERY EXCITED. Seriously.
This will make him & his agent even more entrenched that he should get a multi-year deal, thus making him less likely to accept arbitration. I really don’t think this will make Sabean give him a multi-year extension.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh, you're right
Sabes really didn’t seem to like the idea of a long-term deal
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B$X2!
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Yay homeruns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
BACK TO BACK


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yeah
We’ll be seeing this gif next year.
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This is so sad
Bochy filling in next year’s lineup cards with LOLINA’s name
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Your turn, Uribe.
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LOL
From the middle of the 7th before commercial break:

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rofl
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ the guy’s face in between the posters.
by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, who is at the game from here??
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
KDL, Delorean & Mrs. Delorean for sure... maybe Goofus?
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you going tmrw night, GBabe?
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
no, sadly my last game was Saturday :( They had to force me out, I didn’t want to leave.
Next year will hopefully be my first opening day game, though!
Will you be in attendance tomorrow night? Free Stein night?
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You sure you can’t get away? And are the steins a general giveaway, or does one have to buy a special ticket to a special event? They look really cool, I must slur.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Special Ticket =(
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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"Special" as in it was written in crayon on a paper circle so the corners can't hurt anyone?
Nah, that’s probably not what you meant. Damn.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
hurt feelings
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Brok 2 Bork!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
lol why couldn’t they do this two weeks ago?
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Aw man.
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WERE IN THIS THING
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Listen to other people’s conversations on BART!
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Yay! Two Giants players with 20 homers!
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happy
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
gonna be a long six months
still nice to watch Pablo hit in his final handful of ABs this season
You'll notice that the Kool Aid Kru, while talking about Lolina's 20 HRs fail to mention his horrendous OBP and OPS
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
but
Dingerz!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It takes a pretty gargantuan effort to hit 20 HR in a season and have an OPS+ well under 90.
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This will be the subtitle of the brochure Bengie's agent creates.
And like a movie ad, it will highlight “GARGANTUAN EFFORT” and “20 HOMERUNS IN A SEASON.”
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
under that, it will read “2nd most HR’s and RBI’s among catchers in the NL”, which has nothing to do with batting position
by calpolynate on Sep 29, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
That was awesome!
Flipped on the game and saw triple-homer-homer.
snafu = Total Bases whore
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s 5. I could be wrong, though.
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Giants scored 640 runs in ‘08. Coming into tonight’s game, they scored 627.
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So... it must be asked......... Do you think the Giants will surpass last year's total?
Keep in mind they need 5 more as of this second.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I have my doubts.
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You have to take into consideration that the Giants play the Padres in Petco in the last series of the year.
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They prolly will
as soon as they let Posey play
so no
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I was right!
And I’d give them around a 60% chance. There is always fail right around the corner.
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And I admit, there is a part of me that hopes that they don’t score more runs than last year. Because then that would perfectly illustrate how amazing the pitching staff has been, and how many accolades they should get (accolades that may include a Cy Young).
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Pablo Sandoval is the new Randy Winn to AZ Snakepit.
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♥Pablo♥
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My Panda has been on my lap since the homer.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
My little kung-fu panda sits right next to my laptop, well when I’m not throwing it across the room at Mr. Merope it does.
flying kicks?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
irrational hatred and poorly constructed racial epithets?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
loud hecklers are loud
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Man my neck hurts
Last time I ever dive headfirst into a wall
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
Upton is good.
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Upton? Jesus F Christ.
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WOW
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
hooray for insurance runs
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We’re gonna be facing him for a lot of games for a long time
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll be the Yankees RF when his contract is up
by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants’ should show this game to all potential free agent hitters they’re interested in.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
Up, Up, and Upton
D’backs must feel like they are Eddie Murphy and producing bombs tonight.
Win the inning.

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lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, I LOVE THIS
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
I do!
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Pablo: "You're out, take a shit."
That’s why it smelled funny in there last time…
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Daniel Cabrera is still around?
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A WHIP of 2.04 this season. Ouch.
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Oh good, Ishi
because Ryan Garko can’t catch routine throws across the infield
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
TraBBis
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“Bart sucks”
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
I would love for Justin Upton to be a Giant. Doubtful to ever happen though.
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give it 18 years
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe when he’s 35, sabes will sign him to a zitoesque contract! yes, you read correctly, sabes will still be here when upton turns 35!
by speedyt72000 on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I love all our Two Sixty something hitters
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
Great job, Scott.
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Haha, wow
That was kind of hilarious, even on gamecenter.
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Nathan sighting!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
I wish.
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Well
They both suck at fielding anyway
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not going to start.
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Are you going to argue that one of them is good at fielding?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMMIT, Justin Upton isn't the problem!!!!!
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Hes not the Diamondback's problem
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Juggernate time.
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If you're happy and you know it.
CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I guess it was cute
The same way a 4 year-olds at bat is cute
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you ever seen a 4 year old with a bat? Where the majority of them are concerned that would NOT be cute. Kripes they try to knock the shit out of each other with duplos. Bats? Oy.
jeez
You watch Compton Little League or something?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You teach 4 year-olds
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If by teaching you think solely of academics then hopefully by sometime in January… right now it’s more like crowd control, and teaching = “Don’t hit Sally with the block!” or “Boogers go on a kleenex, not your sleeve….”
But what if Sallys a Dodger fan?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Such a complex psychological test, though.
That’s two separate functions you’re asking the listener to navigate. What if you’re happy but don’t know it? Or, what if you only suspect you’re happy? Do you clap? It seems like a little kid ditty, but it is a diabolical Rorshach test.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I've always hated that song
But I couldn’t put my finger on the reason. Thank you for clearing this up for me.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
In the off-season, we will be doing a 9
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
In the off-season, we will be doing a 9-part deconstruction of "The Hokey Pokey"
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So, basically, Nate’s a genius.
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Long story short.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
clinks Stein with you. Cheers!
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by ringleader3 on Sep 29, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Driving Miss Daisy
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I totally just had this image of Ben Stein saying, “Clink,” in that nasally voice of his.
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He's about the size of a good size beer mug.
I qualified for ‘Win Ben Stein’s Money’ but never got the call. Sigh.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Very cool. Stein was quite good.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
My best friend in Portland
won his money! She also qualified for Jeopardy! but was too punk.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
I was on 'Jeopardy'. We taped in August 1993... and this woman from Atlanta was in my contestant group...
and she crowed and crowed about McGriff recently joining the Braves… crap, that was a long day.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
(raises stein to the Babe) Cheers to you as well!
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Good job, Nate.
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If you're happy and you know it
Grab some pine!
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Twinkle Twinkly Little Star?
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*Twinkle Twinkle
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hmm... yes... I think...
nursery rhyme fail
if you suck and you know it, take a seat
clap clap
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
nah; you missed the second condition in the song.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Three-pitch out. Unfortunately, still better than many other batters on the team.
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I hope it’s Romo and not Joaquin.
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If you're happy and you know it
You have been well medicated
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Giants Among Angels!
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LoveFest!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont know I have a water polo tournament that day
Im mad
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SERGIO
FINISH HIM
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Did Timmy get a haircut?
He was on camera for like 4 seconds, maybe the beanie just threw me off
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
Probably not
He was wearing a beanie and a hoodie.
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that was Alex Turner
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If this weren’t a Doug Davis game, it would have ended an hour ago.
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Slow talkers of america
LOL
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 29, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Rowand just hurt himself?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon, Sergio.
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one more baserunner to create the Wilson save
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
Isn’t it the tying-run in the hole that creates the save situation?
by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
And that’s what it would be if someone reached base.
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oh yeah. I was right the first time. It’s late back east.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
Yea, you were right. It’s the tying-run on-deck, not in the hole.
by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson
He did the stupid hand-symbol thing so fast when I was there last that I didn’t even get to see the damn thing! Aaaauigh! All I want in my LIFE is to see him do that sign.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
SERGIO

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The Juggernate special
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
… swung on?
and missed?
Jon Miller doesn’t know the call.
“That was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen,” he says.
Ever? Are you sure? Are you sure you are sure?
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
what was the ump doing with his hands?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This game will never end.
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CAUSE IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, come on!
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criminently!
Just end it already!
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
Finally!
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FINALLY
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions
let's dance
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
SERGIO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

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Good night!
/too tired to post dancing Pikachu
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions
She will be on SNL this Saturday.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The first week was bad enough not to watch this week
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 29, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
IDK I kind of love her
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know this.
Will prepare for a crazy show, then!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
still in this thing!

I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
heh…i never noticed the bork before
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 29, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
so easily my all time favorite ever
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
HOLY SHIT IT WAS BUSTER FUCKING POSEY
by ringleader3 on Sep 29, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
HOLY SHIT IT WAS BUSTER FUCKING POSEY
DDDDDDDDD:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Way to make Bengie cry, Amy.
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what a bitch
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats on winning the game, Bengie. Let’s talk about your dead father.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions

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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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anyone have the Korean cheerleader doing the 'pew pew pew' hand pistols?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
She's not the only one.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Many thanks, Soy product.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions

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holy christ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I was disturbed as well… came up in my meh search on google
by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
MATHEMATICALLY
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So, is Grant around?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I think he’s under the table.
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We're like ground beef or swallowed chewing gum!!!
(not completely eliminated)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Had to check out for a while, but...
…Has Posey been traded or DFAd yet?
Also, is Runzler really that good?
post-game thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/29/1061666/post-game-thread-four-more-years
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

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