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The soccer mom on the left in the AFLAC commercial is pretty cute.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s Natasha Leggero, and she is a funny lady.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s often on the Chelsea Lately show

by DrStankus on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's only 35

that’s not old enough for MILF

by DrStankus on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um … worldwide age of first birth is like 20.

or … chasm…?

by grape on Sep 29, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw, I think you need to be older to be a milf, like 40+

Like, there should be some surprise she’s hot. I’m not surprised that a 35 yr old is hot

by DrStankus on Sep 29, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re thinking of cougars. The qualification for a MILF is being a mom.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not "omilf"

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Doug Davis

82 pitches in three innings.

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by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on. Ain’t that bad.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proposal at the ballpark? A novel idea!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DON’T WE EVER GET TO SEE DIVORCES AT THE PARK

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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would pay for this

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you guys think would happen

if a man proposed to a young boy at the ballpark?

The very bad man traded my son...So now I'd like you all to meet my new son, Ryan "Aaron" Garko...Dammit it's just not the same!

by boonitez on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on

Never heard of NAMBLA Night at the ballpark?

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by boonitez on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor lars

they even have a “NAMBLA” heritage night over a Norwegian one.

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

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North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WalrusMan doesn’t go to many games.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

…

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet that happens all the time

Except it’s not on camera, and doesn’t involve commitment.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

But I saw Alan propose to Gary at a game once.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much paperwork.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone did that @ the metrodome on sunday too

that move is seriously so played out

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s tacky and lame. I’d pour my beer over his head and leave if anyone did that to me.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

As well you should

srsly

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

you should grab someone else’s. Beers are too spendy

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dump his beer over his head

Problem solved.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a problem solver, maam

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good thing Goofus didn’t marry me.

And it’s fine if someone else wants to do it. I’d just be highly offended.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was cool when he did it but now everyone does it.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an expensive way to say ‘no’

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there has got to be a better way.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

For embarrassing me in my house of worship? I think beer over the head is too soft a punishment.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should follow the beer with a kick to the nads

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

1000 Points!

Beer over the head/kick to nads combo!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip: just say no.

LOL

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFLAC answer

Randy Winn
Tito Fuentes

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Tito!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

all my guesses and I didn’t get either guy.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davis should have been knocked out of the game already.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

two towers

i watched the extended version today with my friend vicodin, yea Tree Beard.

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FRIENDS!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKengie

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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

oops…is that HR a good thing or a bad thing?

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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASS ON FIRE!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, was that ball eye-level?

by grape on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope I can retire this during the offseason.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is Epic, but yeah…

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your 2010 oppening day Catcher

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If you are a New York Metropolitan.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

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by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DBAGS

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOSE ROX!

WE’RE IN THIS THING!

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GUESS POSEY WILL HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR

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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Next next year

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Posey was just non-accidentally DFAd

by capn on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a good looking pizza.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zebra toppings

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and we never saw Buster again

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, so your saying there’s a positive correlation between pitches drawn and runs scored?

by grape on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OH THE POSSIBILITIES

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no, no

Nothing like that. Move along now.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to the bullpen for Gerald…

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by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh?

The Giants have taken five walks today?

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina ate 4 of them

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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Rohn in the heezy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop showing that couple on TV.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

this

it just encourages more idiots to do it

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The groom to be is looking pretty darn smug.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 29, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy and Bengie?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 29, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re still waiting for Bengie to work his way around the bases.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy seems really proud of that ring

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

the girl does not

The very bad man traded my son...So now I'd like you all to meet my new son, Ryan "Aaron" Garko...Dammit it's just not the same!

by boonitez on Sep 29, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He worked really hard to shake it out of the Bubble-Gum machine

by capn on Sep 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Ryan.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't that a balk?

Or was he not on the slab?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ahh. the one reason I don’t like the Giants pitchers to twirl the ball in their hand when getting their sign. It would be pretty stupid to drop the ball

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the Giants balk

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even when they don’t!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

the whole proposal in the ballpark thing seems awfully pushy. I mean, who is going to say no under that kind of pressure? He’s basically forcing her answer.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 29, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Search Tracy Mcgrady marriage proposal video on youtube

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully he has some idea what she’ll say ahead of time

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by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have been rejections

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not you,it’s me??

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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This prank was quite hilarious.

by grape on Sep 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

Guy pranks friend with baseball scoreboard proposal for someone who definitely didn’t say yes.

by grape on Sep 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was pretty mean

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hilarious!

Natalie portman is such a babe

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

she is particularly hot in that one…

by capn on Sep 29, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love her

she’s cute, a pretty good actress, and she can laugh at herself. win/win/win

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and wicked smart- went to Harvard you know…

by capn on Sep 29, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had me

at she’s cute, the rest is just ehh.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Megan fox is cute. But she’s really fucking irritating, too.

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mehgan Fox

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again you had me

at Fox, I can’t turn down foxy Foxes. Michael J. knows what I’m shaking at…

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

riiiight

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

be sure to watch the Charlize Theron one!

by capn on Sep 29, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

These between 2 Ferns Episodes are so much better than the game...

The one with the Mad Men guy is also quite funny-especially when he asks Jon Hamm if he ever gets around to fingering any of the women in the show, and Hamm says, “you mean like picking them out of a lineup?”

by capn on Sep 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bradley Cooper one is great.

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by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m finding this game pretty enjoyable.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that guy is an asshole.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 29, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

she did say yes

then he explained that he didn’t put that on the scoreboard and she thought it was a joke and slapped him

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by boonitez on Sep 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got pwnd

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The announcers were kind of funny...

“He’ll probably get over it in ten, twelve years…”

by Bad Horse on Sep 29, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Putting that crap on TV is so bush league too

Instead of talking about the game and the players, we’re subjected to babies with ice cream, “gamers” with ball caps, and bullshit marriage proposals.

Anything to distract from this disgusting baseball product.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re doing pretty well today.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one of my biggest complaints about every Giants television broadcast.

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by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't mind the fan-showing so much

When it gets excessive, or there is no apparent reason to show them, then it’s stupid.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy everything you just mentioned.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence one of the reasons I object to it. It’s putting the person on the spot. And I’m not a fan of a SURPRISE! proposal either. You want me to make a life-altering, legal decision and bind myself to you RIGHT NOW without even running the idea by me? Love is great and all, but there’s a hell of a lot more needed in making a relationship work.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/debbie downer

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m just happy when the gentleman caller shows up with some brewskies and Mexican food. I don’t ask for much; just don’t propose to me.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re way too analytical. Just jump in and hope it all works out!

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing says romance like my hot chocolate jet pack idea.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d love to blast some cream in her chocolate!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

um…. did someone hijack Natto’s MCC account?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our little Natto is growing up, you should see what he can go with pasties.

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was engaged for nearly 6 months before my fella proposed.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 29, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were engaged before he proposed?

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 29, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, Candlestick memories… That was a fast 10 years.

by esseffgeez on Sep 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy should have swooped down with his hot chocolate jet pack and lifted her up to a high altitude and then proposed.

“Marry me or we find out if you can fly!”

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BYRNSIE

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d go to the last game if it weren’t a day game.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what sick days are for.

by esseffgeez on Sep 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a contractor, so If I don’t work, I don’t get paid.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, and same here.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long time ago I had a job like that, it sucked. Had to show up no matter what.

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like my job, so it’s cool.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn! As long as you can follow the game online though…should be a good one b/w Timmy and Haren.

by esseffgeez on Sep 29, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be spending the afternoon with Flem and Jon.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re in good hands then.

by esseffgeez on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going.

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of like the thought of it being a half-empty park on a weekday … cold breeze, fitful sunshine, my kind of day.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been struggling with this myself. I really want to go, but work kind of throws a wrench into that. Being responsible sucks.

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Panda play!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HE USES FROZEN PIZZA DOUGH FOR TARGET PRACTICE

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

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by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

3 more fucking years of this douchebag

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Lars: not subtle

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely not

Let’s just say that I have never resided in the friend zone.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Restraining papers zone?

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Women make for horrible friends anyway.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are taking Randy Winn’s Classy title by force.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it’s clear that I’m kidding.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE DONE THAT EARLIER, WINN?

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a decent crowd considering it’s a game against the Dbacks and the Giants are more or less out of it.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WE'RE IN THIS THING

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by bondslegend on Sep 29, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still mathematically in it!

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by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

here’s some math:

Padres just scored a run, which means 1+1=2, which means
Dodgers are losing 2-1. Regardless of it all, we like.

by mlb22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOU!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

Get used to seeing his noggin again. Only one more week till it’s official…

by esseffgeez on Sep 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’d probably have to wait til after the World Series.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing not. Bowtie said (on Chron Live?) that the situation with Boch and Sabes would be addressed as soon as the Giants’ season was over.

by esseffgeez on Sep 29, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that’s a sealion.

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmm…scallions.

Anyone know how to properly use a scallion?

by grape on Sep 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Kruk,

A seal is a mammal not a fish. Also, whales are not fish either.

-A

by grape on Sep 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he was referring to the seals coming up to get the fish that have been jumping around.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have to say that in every GRE class I teach at least three people choose option c on this analogy

lullaby:song ::

dance:ballet
sentence:paragraph
tirade:speech
porpoise:fish
lesson:sermon

by grape on Sep 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, i mean option d

option c is right, which i would say about three people pick too

by grape on Sep 29, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t a strike.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s not a strike

by DJ Tofu on Sep 29, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

No Kruk. He doesn’t become the heir apparent to that play when it happens once out of the 50 times he’s been picked off.

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by boonitez on Sep 29, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That is still not a strike

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Billionth baserunner left on base!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like it.

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by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

so what did Bochy see?

drawing walks doesn’t help scoring runs!

by DJ Tofu on Sep 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

Could you imagine how long it would take the stuffing machine to fill the head?

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by boonitez on Sep 29, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Synchronicity

I left here for about 45 mins to write a nasty letter and send it to Turbine who is the developer of Lord of the Rings Online.
Coming back I see the new Tolkien titled thread… Scary almost.

BLING BLING

by cybermaldonado on Sep 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i played that for a month or so.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaand, Giants officially out of it.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re officially out of this thing!

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, so we’re not in this thing?

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Eliminated!

Please pull all of the old guys from the lineup now.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

and get in there, Rich Aurilia!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawk Sez:

WE GONE!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GOODBYE, BASEBALL!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

go braves

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

yes it does

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But guys we’re gonna finish third in the division and fourth in the wild card..successful year!

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude’s got a loud voice.

by Your mother on Sep 29, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re gradually preparing us for both these douches to come back I can sense it..The Baggs article, this Bochy nonsense today, I expect it to be snuck in sometime during the NLCS or World Series

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Kawakami has an article coming out (presumably tomorrow) about what they should do with Sabes and Bork.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no… I prefer to interpret this as Bochy’s Farewell Encomium.

by Your mother on Sep 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, do you mean eugoogoly?

by grape on Sep 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this game dragging ass or waht?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

When did fucking Miguel Montero get good?

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This year.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Montero loooooves this place.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we sign him?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Montero has hit two of the longest homers I’ve seen all season at AT&T.

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m probably just being really lame but how are we eliminated right now? If we win, we’re 5 back with 5 to go. What am I missing?

Not saying I really care, but I like being right in my math.

Setting myself up for fail in 3…2…1…

by mlb22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

False alarm. We’re not eliminated yet.

by esseffgeez on Sep 29, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re eliminated if/when we lose a game.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or when the Rockies win one

by capn on Sep 29, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what i thought

but i’ve mispoken in 2 out of 2 previous posts tonight, i figured im officially high.

by mlb22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Molina

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably not the way Sanchez wanted to finish his last home start of the year.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BOB

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks ump

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a shot.

I’ve been watching rejected marriage proposals on youtube instead of this game. What ever happened to just taking your girlfriend to the restaurant where you had you first date, taking a walk along a body of water and beneath a full moon, and then popping the question? That’s how I’m going to do it.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 29, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

did you like the mcgrady one?

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

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by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we score some more insurance runs?

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

every run after the first run is usually deemed insurance.

by mlb22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant to write that without the “more”.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

For that game in Denver a few weeks ago?

by capn on Sep 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, I’m out of this thing. Time to take some vicodin and pass out.

See ya’ll for tomorrows game

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

so

standard Giants fan night then

by DrStankus on Sep 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a party!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of vicodin going around tonight.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

extractions ftw

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man I missed the Nick Peters tribute? He’s kickass.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah i grew up with him. he deserves it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a San Jose State alum, and he had carpal tunnel so bad his hands were basically misshapen claws at the end of his career, and he still kept writing. The man is a legend and I’m glad he’s been immortalized in Cooperstown.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah unfortunately with the newspaper medium winding down many people won’t have the memories I had of waking up to the same person’s writing every morning before school.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love newspapers. Like you, I grew up with the same writers, but in the Sporting Green. I even like the way the newsprint smells. It’s just comforting, you know?

I’ve done all my reporting in electronic media. I’m getting on the school newspaper staff next year, where we produce a hybrid print/online edition. I’m glad I have experience in new media, but it’s sad that my dream of writing for a major newspaper in hard copy will never come to pass.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT, sort of

I just learned that KNBR’s John Shrader is a lecturer at San Jose State. I’m guessing he does broadcast stuff, so that means our paths are unlikely to cross.

Still, oh snap.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish you the best! I think the sporting world would be tough to cover for a reporter. Too often its only the writers willing to regurgitate the team’s propaganda that get any real access. The reporters with the tough, honest approach who represent what the fans want to hear seem few and far between.

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by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

I have yet to file any hard hitting reports, but readers like my work. So that’s a start.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you have put your finger on everything that is wrong with ALL journalism today: access uber alles.

All journalism today — most especially political/policy reporting, but sports and business as well — is so damn intoxicated with access and will do anything to gain it then protect it, rather than work hard to produce some semblance of the truth.

The WaPo’s reporting of Watergate was achieved by real investigative reporting, not because they had “access.” Ditto the NY Times with the Pentagon Papers case, and so forth. They earned those stories by developing the contacts to confirm the facts as they found them— not having it handed to them in press release format because they “earned” the access by carrying the damn water for the subject person. Grrrr.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. i feel like critical thinking and objectivity have taken a back seat to being spoon fed the information you already want to hear. the choir reporting to the preacher every morning for their daily koolaid.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only has critical thinking been lost, but so has BASIC REPORTING, you know, actually DOING RESEARCH.

I think objectivity is actually completely overrated, and the pursuit of it (really, the misunderstanding of it) accounts for the second gigantic failure of modern journalism: quoting/televising two opponents on an issue and thinking they’ve done their job as “objective journalists.” Well, NO, lazy clods. ACTUAL journalism would be to go research and report which side is right, or telling the truth, or not making shit up, or has better foundation for its assertions, etc.

The joke is that if Galileo were alive today, cable news would have him on the show in split-screen with someone from the Vatican arguing whether the earth is round or flat, and the “journalists” would think they’ve done their job. Well, what the hell, at least they were objective and didn’t waste any time with critical thinking and research.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

my comment about critical thinking and objectivity were for the reader/listener not the reporter. we have to demand responsible reporting from our media outlets.

my biggest pet peave is when a reporter refuses to take a side or investigate an issue but still wants to report on it. so they ask questions instead of report news.

-are there weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
-is Sadam Hussein in league with Al Qaeda?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

And then all this year on all cable “news” channels, the vogue is that NO MATTER THE TOPIC, instead of getting subject matter experts on screen to discuss whatever it is, they just get something called “strategists” from each of the two major parties to yell out their predictable talking points, and only talk about politics and never even touch policy. Such a total abandonment of responsibility invested in the press by the First Amendment.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Panda to hit a splash hit.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda power!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA POWER!

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That was crushed.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is lovable.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

bring in the fences

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PARK IS TOO BIG

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must have been a MCC poster sitting down there that Bengie didn’t like

by mlb22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy’s loving it.

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Hang onto the bat, Bengie.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That landed right in the empty seats

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by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s right rich fans, watch your fucking back. Bengie is hunting for you.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie does that frequently

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Best catcher in history

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by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CLEANUP HITTER FOR LIFE!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

hey money!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the farewell tour rolls on

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully…

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope you enjoy the Mets next year Bengie!

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet he'll love it

Somebody, please check what dates the Giants will play the Mets in NY next season so Bengie can enjoy them…

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given the number of faults running through the area, hold your breath when Molina drives in Panda.

by mlb22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The elusive Geology joke… This is right in my wheelhouse. Loves It.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

alluvial fanned at it…. boom. that just happened.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YUSMEIRLOL

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Urine this thing

by mlb22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow catcher is slow.

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That would have been an out no matter who it was.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fact I did!!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Chubby Uribe is still 3 times faster than Bengie

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

running backwards, eating a snow cone, reading a SJ Mercury news article

by mlb22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bored dog is bored.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sailor Mercury?

Oops — wrong window!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

She was cute.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. But close. I liked her at first, but another one grew on me.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tuxedo Mask

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's so dreamy!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not like that loser Darien!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was too emo

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Gark Knight

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by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU’VE BEEN GARKED!

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Not if Bochy is back.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

God, it’s going to be a shame when we trade him for some expired Florida oranges

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WARNING TRACK POWER

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

dang

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Rownads, hit the weight room

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

More for his gay little list

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

huh

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand’s “should have been a home run” list.

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damn you, Scott

and your warning track power

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the strikeout.

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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy we all know you’re going 1 for 5 just hurry up

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, which dwarf was that?

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

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by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

nice, winn alone has stranded 8 runners!

by speedyt72000 on Sep 29, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis would have stranded 12 by now

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Nice beard, Jebediah

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That little choppy swing of Winn's is so cute.

Like a 4 year old with a plastic bat waving at a whiffle ball.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a 4-year-old who has a plastic bat and I pitch him whiffle balls about every day.

And the Heir of Mayor swings level all the way through, shifts his weight correctly from the back leg to the front, and smashes them off the house behind ours about 8 of 10 times. And he does all this left handed.

Heir > Winn. QED

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right. It's a shame.

He has had more coaching (from me) before turning 4 than I had until I was probably 10 years old. His fundamentals are freakishly good. I won’t love it in 20 years when he’s playing for some team that values smart hitting, but I will love him no matter what he does….. god damn, I hope he doesn’t test that by playing for the dodgers, rockies, braves, or yankees.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

good evening, Everyone. I haven't seen whole game, but let me just say:

Aaron Rowand is about as useful as testicles on a coffee mug.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Testicles on a coffee mug would make me laugh at least

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand makes me laugh a lot. He also makes me cry a lot.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about ear rings?

by DrStankus on Sep 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve already set the DVR!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANKS FOR RUINING THE SURPRISE, JERK

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canada's all up in arms about it

They’re all like, “Oh no! Marleau isn’t captain anymore! Who shall it be? Boyle? Thornton? Blake? Pavelski?” And then they remember who they’re talking about and insert some snide remark about the playoffs.

But, yeah. It’ll likely be announced tomorrow, along with the final roster cuts.

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by mymclife on Sep 29, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still no stupid Versus on stupid DirecTV.

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, if you call and complain, some reps will give you free Center Ice. So there’s always that option (still can’t watch opening night, but you do get a $200 TV package, which is nice).

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by mymclife on Sep 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, yeah but we only watch the Sharks… so meh…

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard some people are also getting Showtime for 6 months or something. So it won’t hurt.

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by mymclife on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Sharks captain loves bean burritos

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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be my guess

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOB

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

KKowry

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR HATING THE COLORADO ROCKIES!

Now they’re trying to kill small children.* Or something.

*Warning: possibly the most depressing thing you’ll read in quite a while.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a Fanshot already.

I am totally sympathetic to the family, but I don’t think a company owes it to the player to do bad business. I mean, we had many discussions on this site that sentimental reasons shouldn’t play into the decision to keep Rich Aurilia on the roster. There was no baseball reason for the rockies to call up that catcher. I am very sorry for his family. And I hate the rockies, but for better reasons than this.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those always work out so well….

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

REV IS IN

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Bengie’s going to be re-signed for like 3 years huh

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I want that “Das Cleat” boot stein.

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaaaaaaah

creepy commercial alert!!!!

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I love watching Runzler pitch.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny just called out on strikes in 9th. 0-for-4, 2 K’s, GDP

by mlb22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lolgers

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kunzler

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rusty Kunzler

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually LOL

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DAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I seriously didn't know me and Runzler went to the same college

until he got called up and I looked at his stats page. Mind = blown…

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

UC Riverside?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Highlander ftw

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bears in kilts, my alma mater

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think I was a sophomore the year he was drafted. The only reason I didn’t know Giants even drafted him because A’s took another pitcher in the 1st round and it became a big deal. Also, another pitcher who’s also an alum is now pitching for the Blue Jays – I guess they had a great staff that year.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read an article some where (yahoo?) about UCR pitchers and their groundball throwing ways.

by DrStankus on Sep 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I never watched a baseball game when I was there

But I know the Cards just drafted another guy from there this year who throws 100 mph.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

my boyfriend’s roommate was a pitcher on the team

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler is the fucking man!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR

He’s fantastic. Throwing 95 mph paint like that, nobody has a prayer.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was some nastiness right there.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

“Molina is a Poser, give us Posey” in the shot with Runzler card

by furikawari on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

KKunzler

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m looking forward to seeing Runzler in a full season next year.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This moustachio needs to GTFO

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers lose

last 5 Bums went down on strikes

by mlb22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember that lefty the Giants had—Hinshaw? I don’t.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Spatula cap

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boch must die

why the fuck is Aurilia pinch hitting??

by DJ Tofu on Sep 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This Thing has broken up with the Giants, so Bruce is just trotting Richard out for one last go ’round.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres runs funny.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

flippy floppy hands

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is one fast dude

I would love to see a race between him, Velez and Lewis. Winner gets LF in ’10!

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Racist.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez might have the most raw speed, but he’d lose because it takes him so goddamn long to get going.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis would get disquakified for a false start

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If it were a race on an obstacle course, I am pretty sure that Torres would be the only one to make it out unharmed.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOM

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t swing at that, Panda.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA POWER

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING PANDA!

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One of the shortest swings I have ever seen him take

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING PANDA!!!!!

I was thinking today about how some people were disappointed with the way Panda’s hit in September (.289/.369/.407 before today)

And if you think about it… if someone had told you he would put up a .289/.369 BA/OBP combo at any time this year, we probably would have lol’d you off the planet.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

And Bengie swinging away

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

4 HIT NIGHT, BABY

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LITTLE MONEY AND BIG MONEY!!

by speedyt72000 on Sep 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY MONEY

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Should I be sad or excited about a two-homer night for Bengie?

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabes is already preparing the 2 year, 18 million extension.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

VERY EXCITED. Seriously.

This will make him & his agent even more entrenched that he should get a multi-year deal, thus making him less likely to accept arbitration. I really don’t think this will make Sabean give him a multi-year extension.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, you're right

Sabes really didn’t seem to like the idea of a long-term deal

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nobody cares

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay homeruns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I think bengie’s crying

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

well, I think we all know Bengie will be back next year, whether we like it or not

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK TO BACK


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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

We’ll be seeing this gif next year.

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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so sad

Bochy filling in next year’s lineup cards with LOLINA’s name

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POOR POSEY

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FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah shit. This means we’re re-signing him, doesn’t it

by ryanmiles on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Your turn, Uribe.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

rofl

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ the guy’s face in between the posters.

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, who is at the game from here??

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going tmrw night, GBabe?

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, sadly my last game was Saturday :( They had to force me out, I didn’t want to leave.

Next year will hopefully be my first opening day game, though!

Will you be in attendance tomorrow night? Free Stein night?

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chances of Mayor tomorrow night: 70%

You sure you can’t get away? And are the steins a general giveaway, or does one have to buy a special ticket to a special event? They look really cool, I must slur.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Special Ticket =(

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by ringleader3 on Sep 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Special" as in it was written in crayon on a paper circle so the corners can't hurt anyone?

Nah, that’s probably not what you meant. Damn.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could! Enjoy the view from 311. Dress warmly!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hurt feelings

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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pandamoney

¿Quién es Buster?

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Brok 2 Bork!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

lol why couldn’t they do this two weeks ago?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re playing the diamondbacks

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

No jazz tonight

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WERE IN THIS THING

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Listen to other people’s conversations on BART!

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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay! Two Giants players with 20 homers!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

gonna be a long six months

still nice to watch Pablo hit in his final handful of ABs this season

by The Franchise on Sep 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

but

Dingerz!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It takes a pretty gargantuan effort to hit 20 HR in a season and have an OPS+ well under 90.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will be the subtitle of the brochure Bengie's agent creates.

And like a movie ad, it will highlight “GARGANTUAN EFFORT” and “20 HOMERUNS IN A SEASON.”

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

under that, it will read “2nd most HR’s and RBI’s among catchers in the NL”, which has nothing to do with batting position

by calpolynate on Sep 29, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, there’s not a lot of upside for them (in terms of job security, player’s opinion, general Molina-loving fan base opinion, etc.) to talk about the failings of Bengie Molina at this point in the season.

by snafu on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awesome!

Flipped on the game and saw triple-homer-homer.

by snafu on Sep 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

snafu = Total Bases whore

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many more runs till we eclipse last years total?

by speedyt72000 on Sep 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s 5. I could be wrong, though.

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by mymclife on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants scored 640 runs in ‘08. Coming into tonight’s game, they scored 627.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So... it must be asked......... Do you think the Giants will surpass last year's total?

Keep in mind they need 5 more as of this second.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have my doubts.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to take into consideration that the Giants play the Padres in Petco in the last series of the year.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They prolly will

as soon as they let Posey play

so no

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was right!

And I’d give them around a 60% chance. There is always fail right around the corner.

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by mymclife on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I admit, there is a part of me that hopes that they don’t score more runs than last year. Because then that would perfectly illustrate how amazing the pitching staff has been, and how many accolades they should get (accolades that may include a Cy Young).

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by mymclife on Sep 29, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval is the new Randy Winn to AZ Snakepit.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

♥Pablo♥

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My Panda has been on my lap since the homer.

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My little kung-fu panda sits right next to my laptop, well when I’m not throwing it across the room at Mr. Merope it does.

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

flying kicks?

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loud hecklers are loud

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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Man my neck hurts

Last time I ever dive headfirst into a wall

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Upton is good.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Upton? Jesus F Christ.

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hooray for insurance runs

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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

Cain for Upton.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That was pretty awesome in a 8-3 game

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by heimy25 on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt /tips cap.

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by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Scary thought

Justin Upton is only 22.

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We’re gonna be facing him for a lot of games for a long time

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

5

then he goes to the NYY or BOS

by DrStankus on Sep 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be the Yankees RF when his contract is up

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it embarrassing to a pitching staff if they don’t notch at least 1 K for Reynolds in a game?

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants’ should show this game to all potential free agent hitters they’re interested in.

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by rxmeister on Sep 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Up, Up, and Upton

D’backs must feel like they are Eddie Murphy and producing bombs tonight.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, I LOVE THIS

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHASE THE WOMAN THROUGH MUNI!!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I do!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo: "You're out, take a shit."

That’s why it smelled funny in there last time…

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer justin but i’ll settle for BJ..preemptive TWSS

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like Upton’s so much older than he his. Been hearing jokes about him for so long, since he turned in a HoF career in out OOTP league.

http://rlpa.org/cato/players/u/uptonbj315.html

by DrStankus on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daniel Cabrera is still around?

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That man was the scourge of my fantasy team for years.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A WHIP of 2.04 this season. Ouch.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, Ishi

because Ryan Garko can’t catch routine throws across the infield

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by rxmeister on Sep 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

TraBBis

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I would love for Justin Upton to be a Giant. Doubtful to ever happen though.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

give it 18 years

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe when he’s 35, sabes will sign him to a zitoesque contract! yes, you read correctly, sabes will still be here when upton turns 35!

by speedyt72000 on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GM 4 LYFE

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a “we want Buster” chant in the stadium?

by snafu on Sep 29, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I the only one who is stunned that Rowand is hitting .260? Seems like that guy has been in a slump since the Truman administration.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like he was at .300 a month ago.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love ownership yawns.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh Cabrera..If you have a breaking pitch that goes low and outside this is the time

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job, Scott.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, wow

That was kind of hilarious, even on gamecenter.

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by mymclife on Sep 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy 1 for 5 incoming

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand: nuts on a coffee mug

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You give him too much credit.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 29, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nathan sighting!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Justin Upton = Fred Lewis

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

They both suck at fielding anyway

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to start.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to argue that one of them is good at fielding?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hes not the Diamondback's problem

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

minus talent, plus clumsiness, multiplied by fail.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juggernate time.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON NATE

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by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

If you're happy and you know it.

CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The at-bat wasnt so cute though

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

says you.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it was cute

The same way a 4 year-olds at bat is cute

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever seen a 4 year old with a bat? Where the majority of them are concerned that would NOT be cute. Kripes they try to knock the shit out of each other with duplos. Bats? Oy.

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeez

You watch Compton Little League or something?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I teach a classroom full of 21 of the little darlings.

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You teach 4 year-olds

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by teaching you think solely of academics then hopefully by sometime in January… right now it’s more like crowd control, and teaching = “Don’t hit Sally with the block!” or “Boogers go on a kleenex, not your sleeve….”

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if Sallys a Dodger fan?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a complex psychological test, though.

That’s two separate functions you’re asking the listener to navigate. What if you’re happy but don’t know it? Or, what if you only suspect you’re happy? Do you clap? It seems like a little kid ditty, but it is a diabolical Rorshach test.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've always hated that song

But I couldn’t put my finger on the reason. Thank you for clearing this up for me.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the off-season, we will be doing a 9

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, basically, Nate’s a genius.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long story short.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

clinks Stein with you. Cheers!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re clinking ben stein?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 29, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Driving Miss Daisy

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally just had this image of Ben Stein saying, “Clink,” in that nasally voice of his.

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by mymclife on Sep 29, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben Stein has become a little weird …

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's about the size of a good size beer mug.

I qualified for ‘Win Ben Stein’s Money’ but never got the call. Sigh.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a teacher in the 8th grade who won on that show.

by ryanmiles on Sep 29, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very cool. Stein was quite good.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes..

It’s also amusing to me that Jimmy Kimmel was the co-host

by ryanmiles on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My best friend in Portland

won his money! She also qualified for Jeopardy! but was too punk.

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by tk on Sep 29, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was on 'Jeopardy'. We taped in August 1993... and this woman from Atlanta was in my contestant group...

and she crowed and crowed about McGriff recently joining the Braves… crap, that was a long day.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job, Nate.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Twinkle Twinkly Little Star?

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Twinkle Twinkle

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk: If you’re happy and you know it grab some pine

haha

by calpolynate on Sep 29, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Three-pitch out. Unfortunately, still better than many other batters on the team.

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I hope it’s Romo and not Joaquin.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

had to send up Nate. He ran out of old guys to use.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 29, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

If you're happy and you know it

You have been well medicated

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Among Angels!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoveFest!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What time does that start, by the way?

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know I have a water polo tournament that day

Im mad

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Timmy get a haircut?

He was on camera for like 4 seconds, maybe the beanie just threw me off

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 29, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably not

He was wearing a beanie and a hoodie.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude. that would be huge fucking news.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was Alex Turner

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by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this weren’t a Doug Davis game, it would have ended an hour ago.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Johnny Miller was giving him quite a hard time tonight.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slow talkers of america

LOL

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 29, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a ball dude who only gives fouls to surly drunks

by grape on Sep 29, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Rowand just hurt himself?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Sergio.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

one more baserunner to create the Wilson save

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 29, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t it the tying-run in the hole that creates the save situation?

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, two more baserunners

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 29, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

And that’s what it would be if someone reached base.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah. I was right the first time. It’s late back east.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 29, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, you were right. It’s the tying-run on-deck, not in the hole.

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson

He did the stupid hand-symbol thing so fast when I was there last that I didn’t even get to see the damn thing! Aaaauigh! All I want in my LIFE is to see him do that sign.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 29, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, such high aspirations in life!

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I’ve already done it all. ;)

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

haha nice!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

… swung on?
and missed?

Jon Miller doesn’t know the call.

“That was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen,” he says.

Ever? Are you sure? Are you sure you are sure?

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by tk on Sep 29, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

what was the ump doing with his hands?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

First he gave the HR sign, waving his arms around, then he gave the out sign, and it was neither.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game will never end.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

CAUSE IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, come on!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

criminently!

Just end it already!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 29, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally!

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY!

This thing is over!

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy Game end

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank You Sergio.

gully

by DanRed on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

let's dance

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks for posting my favorite

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by timmeh on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good night!

/too tired to post dancing Pikachu

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 29, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

beavis and butthead Pictures, Images and Photos

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 29, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

this kills me

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

She will be on SNL this Saturday.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 29, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

good reason not to watch

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first week was bad enough not to watch this week

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 29, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know this.

Will prepare for a crazy show, then!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh…i never noticed the bork before

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 29, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

so easily my all time favorite ever

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
HOLY SHIT IT WAS BUSTER FUCKING POSEY

by ringleader3 on Sep 29, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw this rocks!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty amazing

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Sep 29, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
HOLY SHIT IT WAS BUSTER FUCKING POSEY

by ringleader3 on Sep 29, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

DDDDDDDDD:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to make Bengie cry, Amy.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

what a bitch

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 HIT DAY…I gotta do it.

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

my head just asploded

by furikawari on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats on winning the game, Bengie. Let’s talk about your dead father.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

holy christ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was disturbed as well… came up in my meh search on google

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re still in this? Really Amy? Really?

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

MATHEMATICALLY

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy: “Hey, Bengie. Who’s more dead? Your father or the Giants?”

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 29, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE’RE IN THIS! SORT OF!

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 29, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So, is Grant around?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Like everyone on the interwebs, I think he’s more of a square.

by Merope on Sep 29, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

L 7

WEENIEEEE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 29, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s under the table.

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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trapped in the closet…

by furikawari on Sep 29, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to check out for a while, but...

…Has Posey been traded or DFAd yet?
Also, is Runzler really that good?

by capn on Sep 29, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF, Jorge Cantu has 95 RBIs?

by DFAAurillia on Sep 29, 2009 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

post-game thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/29/1061666/post-game-thread-four-more-years

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

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