Name the New Richmond Baseball Team Contest!
THE RICHMOND XANTHANS
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Richmond Lolcats!
Richmond Secondhand Smoke!
Richmond Pie!
Richmond Hackers!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Richmond Traps!
And this can be their logo:

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They’ve already got a mascot good to go.
by chilibean_3 on Sep 29, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many Bothains died to make that?
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
by daveinexile on Sep 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell’s Satans
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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Christ Punchers.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Sep 29, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richmond Bigheaded-Borks!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Sep 29, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Richmond Tire Kickers
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
by marcello on Sep 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richmond Memes
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Sep 29, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Richmond Sick Burns
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Sep 29, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Name Richmond’s new baseball team and win season tickets for life!*
*or until the Richmond baseball team moves to Truth or Consequences, NM in five years because the City of Richmond refuses to renovate the stadium or build a new one. Whichever comes first.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Sep 29, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Richmond Virgins
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Sep 29, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richmond Judy's!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to Wikipedia it was settled in 1609, so naturally, the Richmond 09ers
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 29, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RIchmond Confederates?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 29, 2009 11:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, this would probably get some serious consideration. After moving to VA, I was shocked when I learned we got off for Lee-Jackson Day.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee-Jackson_Day
lolsouth
by xanthan on Sep 29, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, better than Nathan Bedford Forrest day, I suppose.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Sep 29, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From 1983 to 2000 it was celebrated as Lee-Jackson-(MLK)King Day.
LULZ
/knows Civil War wasn’t about slavery (initially)
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by say hey nation on Sep 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is absolutely hilarious.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Sep 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, how could the civil war not be about slavery?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Sep 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong usage…but the succession of the south from the Union was a result of Lincoln’s election. Lincoln wasn’t pro or anti slavery per se, but I believe he was against adding additional slave states to the union(from territories in the west). The south wanted to keep the balance of slave and non slave states equal so the south succeeded. So yes, it was about slavery, but more about protesting the unfair treatment of the slave states
Please excuse inaccuracies done from memory, also spelling is probably atrocious
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by say hey nation on Sep 29, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lincoln was anti-slavery, as was the republican party, the rise of which is what compelled the south to finally secede. lincoln, however, was a moderate within his party in that he didn’t feel it necessary to outright abolish the enterprise. he believed that preventing the spread of slavery into new states and territories would be enough to end it eventually. the south didn’t care for the semantics and considered any restriction to be equal to abolition (which is mostly true). the irony is that, by seceding, the south actually caused abolition to occur sooner rather than later. too bad 600k people had to die in the meantime.
slavery wasn’t the only cause of the civil war, but it was very much a key reason. i’m not sure about the unfair treatment of the slave states though, considering dred scott, fugitive slave laws, and nullification. the north always seemed to want to appease the south, who threatened secession many times, until the 1850s when things got real.
the south saw that the main political parties had been fractured along geographical lines and that a number of populist, free-soil, and abolitionist parties had coalesced, along with former whigs and northern democrats, into the republicans, which outnumbered the southern democrats in congress. this cost the south a lot of northern allies, which meant they wouldn’t get much help with pro-slavery legislation. there wasn’t much hope for compromise anymore and they saw that the north was getting serious, so they decided to get seriouser.
/nerd
by druncan on Sep 29, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw a PBS feature by Henry Louis Gates, Jr about the south and he discovered there were blacks who fought for the south during the Civil War and some were honored during some Civil War heritage type meetings.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One question
Is this going to be on the final?
"The part of the roster where most of the money is spent, though, is on free agents and guys acquired through trade — guys Sabean did play a big role in acquiring. And they are not good. When you get 2/5 of a pitching rotation for free, you would think you could do better with $76 million than to field the league’s worst offense."
-Taliesin September, 2009
by Lyle on Sep 30, 2009 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was about preserving slavery.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just think its not that simple
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by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2009 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No slavery, no South. No South, no Civil war.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No north no civil war. So what? Look slavery played a role, I just think that it played less of a role than most. I believe the south went to succeeded from the Union in protest to wait they thought was unfair treatment and bias.
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by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richmond Lulz
Richmond Fake Bunters
Richmond Gamers
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Sep 29, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richmond Mitches!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
by Skaldheim on Sep 29, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Winner!
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Sep 29, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Richmond SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTINS
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WOULD SUPPORT THIS TEAM.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 29, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good one
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Sep 29, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richmond Fibbing Jpornys!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i lol’d
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Sep 29, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richmond Rebels seems most likely
However, considering that according to recent demographics that the city is more than 50% African-American, I have a hard time believing that name will go through. The owners may not want to potentially offput any possible ticket purchasers with a name that even indirectly might celebrate the south’s racist and slavery-support past.
I also like the Richmond Rapids. Someone wrote somewhere that Richmond is the only major metropolitan area with Class IV rapids within city limits.
I suggested the Richmond Jeffersonians, after one of the area’s favorite sons, but I highly doubt that’d make the five finalists…naming a team after a person is rarely popular.
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by BruteSentiment on Sep 29, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is a name that should offend non African-Americans too.
by seyheystretch on Sep 29, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the Empire.
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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rebel scum!
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Sep 29, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richmond Scum?
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by EliminateMe on Sep 29, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rebels seems pretty benign
They’re referring to the American Revolution, obviously.
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by Bhaakon on Sep 29, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha. I submitted the Richmond Jeffersonians as well.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 30, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richmond Murder (representing their high murder rate)
I vote for the name to follow the WNBA trend of naming the team after one singular object, a la the Sun, or the Sky, or the Fever.
by Fresburg on Sep 29, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Murder… of Crows!
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by Natto on Sep 29, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've already suggested....
…that in acknowledgment of their affiliation with a Bay Area team, they should be the Richmond Bridge.
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by EliminateMe on Sep 29, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice
And presenting the new team mascot, Beggarman Thief!
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