Post-Game Recap: The Giants, Math, and 1998 Conspire to Make Me Think We're Not Not In This Thing
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 23, 2009 10:25 PM PDT
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PrintFour hits. Four games back. Ten games to play.
Wait! We don't need that widget tonight. It's a good baseball night. Three more of these, and I'll start to excited. I'll also start to stockpile canned food and ammunition, but that's nothing that should concern you. Stay away from my canned food and ammunition.
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This got a 7.5 on ratemypoo.
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all the mods come out of the woodwork
NO FRIED RICE FOR YOU GUYS
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I can make my own fried rice, so take that!
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YOU SHUT UP WITH YOUR ARROGANT "IM BETTER THAN YOU" DEATH STARE
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
that’s a terd.
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
definite terd.
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
Your terds do not have tennis shoes?
Freak!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
With texture.
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that what a venereal disease looks like?
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Real men don't wear batting gloves.
Don’t pretend that you don’t know
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2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 24, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
what the frak?
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Big poop with shoes on?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I see I’m not the first one to make this joke. I wasn’t even number 2.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
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from Martin & Orloff featuring David Cross.
Plot: This is the story of a marketing man and his shrink. A suicide attempt and a softball game; A PHD-toting stripper and a deranged Desert Storm vet; A giant sparerib costume and the world’s largest peenis; John Woo-style violence and Steel Magnolia-esque pathos. This is the story of Martin & Orloff.
I’m intrigued.
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by mymclife on Sep 23, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahahahahahahhaha
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
CLERKS THE ANIMATED SERIES REFERENCE!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad about that sign the other guy is holding.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU SHUT UP WITH YOUR ARROGANT DEATH STAR
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
THAT THING'S CONVERSATIONAL!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 24, 2009 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I probably should have checked the game thread when I got home. BUT I HAD TO WATCH CRIMINAL MINDS I’M SORRY.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I will never forgive you for this. Never.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 23, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I was busy watching Crank. Holy mindless fuck, batman.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t seen that movie, but it seems like it should be pretty awesome.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
If you like boobs and stuff… yeah, it’s pretty awesome.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm sorry the correct term is now
Holy knife-involved fuck.
speaking of which, there may or may not have been one of those in Criminal Minds, come to think of it…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Wow … I never thought I’d get quite that intimate a look at the Panda azz.
No, never.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
hit the umpire 9 times
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I think yahoo hosts those leagues for free.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont know about you guys
But I feel like this is going to be a pretty interesting offseason. I don’t think that the FO can ignore the obvious offensive deficiencies anymore, and, if they’re smart enough to drop the dead weight of molina and winn, it could be a great 2010.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Absolutely.
I fully expect the signing of someone big. We all know Holiday is out there, the Cards may have a lock on him, but there are definitely some trades that could be made for say….Fielder? Braun?
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll pass on an overweight first baseman who’s owed something like $11 million and isn’t locked up for much longer. If there’s one position it’s easy to get offense from, it’s first base.
Anyone else think we finish the season 1 game back, Bochy and Sabes are resigned and someone on the board climbs a bell tower?
by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
I would be perfectly fine if Bochy and Sabean resigned.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
So would I
everyone around me might die though.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/tries to hold back…………………………. urgh…………………………..ahhhhhhhhh………….i odnt know if i can WERE IN THIS THING!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
We're not in this thing...
…but we’re behind this thing, so if you stand in just the right spot, it kinda looks like we’re in it.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Its going to be awesome when we are forced to root for the Dodgers to beat the Rockies
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Lars is mine
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
/hits Lars with cat
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
/hits Lars with eggroll
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
/sprays Lars with soy sauce
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
/hits Lars with cat
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you are repeating yourself!
/tosses you aside for the next cheap thrill
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 23, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
/hits Lars repeatedly with lamp
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
/sprays Lars with cock sauce
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU ALWAYS TAKE THINGS TOO FAR DAMMIT! I MEAN DAMN IT.
by Dan from NM on Sep 23, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
/sprays Dan from NM with penisvagina sauce
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
im never eating spaghetti again
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU ALWAYS TAKE THINGS TOO FAR DAMMIT! I MEAN DAMN IT.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 24, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
see ya there!
I’ll bring the glitter polish!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
/runs back to check it
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
I'm bringing the happy pillows!
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I can’t make it this time. I have a… thing… I have to be at. :(
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Courtesy of Fear The Fin:
Joking aside, Manny Malhotra is an absolute saint. He took a one year deal at a cap hit of $700,000 (turning down a four year offer from Atlanta for $8MM in the process), to play with San Jose. He wants to be on a winner.
You really don’t see this too often today in sports. It’s good to see that some athletes still prioritize winning over salary.
No shit?
Awesome! I hope Lord Stanley rewards him.
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by NuschlerFace on Sep 23, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody paint that on a folding metal chair and whack Crabtree over the head with it.
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Granted, I don’t blame him from turning down an offer from Atlanta (the team is an absolute mess), but he was looking for a lot more money after a career season and being one of the top faceoff takers in the NHL last year. The lack of cap space definitely played a role in his decision, but it feels good that finally free agents are taking a discount to play in San Jose.
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Manny Malhotra? Didn’t she have something to do with Bothans?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
MANY BOTHANS DIED
to win the President’s Trophy
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 24, 2009 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I like this game a lot better than yesterday’s.
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They’re at 16% grown.
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We are kinda sorta in this thing!
kinda. if the Rockies crap the bed for the next 11 games
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
OUR AGENTS ARE PACKING THEIR DOGSLEDS
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m feeling optimistic: 82 wins so far this year, and the team’s deficiency (offense) is so obvious that not even Sabean can screw up our off season! I’m totally all, like, w00t, right now.
CAIN 4 FELDER GINASTZ BRASZ!!!!!!
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
well at least he would make us Pancakes
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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We clinched a winning season!!!
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Can someone explain this eggroll thing?
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
An egg roll is an appetizer which was originally eaten in East Asia and made by wrapping a combination of chopped vegetables (often mostly cabbage), meat, and sometimes noodles, in a sheet of dough, dipping the dough in egg or an egg wash, then deep frying it.
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This is a great website.
Needy Customer
10:25pm September 23 2009 ~ 0 RESPONSES · Venting about customers.
Don’t bitch to me that you want fried rice because you dont like how steamed rice tastes in your bitchy ass skank mouth. We do not serve fried rice with the meal at dinner time, you can order a whole order of chicken fried rice or shrimp fried rice but you will have to pay full price! so dont come with me with your arrogant i’m better than you death stare and shut the fuck up. Eat your damn eggroll
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
theres a link
check the GDT or someone will be nice enough to post it, its also boxquoted in the GDT multiple times
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Josh L 70
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YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
MOVIN ON UP!
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Wow, I’m pleasantly surprised I’m so low on the list.
Thank goodness the Giants are back tomorrow, so I will have a life. Wait…
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
actually, I might try to actually go to the game tomorrow. We’ll see how that goes
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I’m lower than you.
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by NuschlerFace on Sep 23, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Mods’ night off!
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And we win!
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by NuschlerFace on Sep 23, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We won.
Take the rest of the season off!
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yet we’re all in the post-game thread somehow. Except kenshin. Suck it, kenshin.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
im not sure I have ever seen kenshin
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Who the fuck is kenshin?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Anime character. Lots of episodes. Probably better just to not watch it.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
150 of Lars posts were eggroll-related.
by deuce deuce on Sep 23, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
eggrolls are the Giants secret weapon. shhhh
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Real men don't wear batting gloves.
I’m still winning!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk just said, “Cheese plate and Jameson’s. Woo hoo!”
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Cheese on eggrolls > cheese on Jenna Jameson
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no eggroll video to confirm that stance…
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I do
but it will cost you
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
lolwut
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So I just got a note from youtube
my videos were removed for MLB baseball copyright
T_T
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Hope you have backups.
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I think i'll go the old wow video route
filefront =/
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
/hits Lars with note saying “good night”
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
sleep well, little lady
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
im actually rather large
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
no, I meant Lars /reply fail
but maybe eating better might help you slim down?
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
Eggrolls for every meal!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
aha!
That explains it.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
eat or smoke it!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe if you are in the midwest
humpin’ a cow
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 23, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
no reason you can’t do both at the same time.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 23, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I do that every night
oh….
Threaderbation
never mind
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m more of a day person, really.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
bye!
I’m out, too. Thanks for the good times. And the eggrolls.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
anyone callin Bip tonight?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
fucking Jonathan
asking Bip
“will Lincecum go to the Yankees?’
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
never dude
he’ll take a hometown discount to play with a winner and all this run supports
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 24, 2009 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Were you saying you liked him?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, then everyone jumped on me… i must’ve posted 70 comments that day… i also got on the love boat with Brian Wilson and everyone jumped on me for that too… Now i just bide my time for not caring anymore since people everyday say the same thing “AWWW DAMON SUCKZZZZ” “AWWWWW BRIAN WILSON IS A DEUCHE!”
Well, Damon Bruce is an asshole
But Brian Wilson has come along quite well from his days of “oh, a three run lead? I haven’t blown one of them in a couple weeks.”
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s fun for me to be a dick about how much I don’t like Damon Bruce, so I hope you’ll take it in good fun and not think I’m an actual dick when I say that you personally are wrong about Damon Bruce.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 24, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, besides the fact that U R 5, i do like your opinions about the niners, and i will post soon, just don’t want to be one of those guys like, “oh hey the niners are good, and now this guy comes in and starts posting”
Yeah, I think that’s a good way to go. You get a much better feeling for which commenters are good and which ones you should generally just ignore when you lurk for a little bit beforehand.
It would be a terrible experience, for instance, for you to come around and get into a long argument with GeoMak. But by lurking, you understand now that while he’s not always dumb, he is always a jerk and maybe it’s best to just avoid his rants about DITKA.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 24, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
haha, aight i will, but he’s just a jerk? kinda like some people here when they rant? i mean i can be a jerk to some people when i talk about how i like Damon… or how i like Brian Wilson when everyone hated him with his show… some people just didn’t get the comedy
He’s a semi-troll. He goes on because he’s interested in our team and loves the Bears (and, hence, Singletary) and wants to talk to like-minded people. But when he encounters somebody who is even a little bit un-like-minded, he turns into a raving fool and eventually resorts to saying things like “You just got schooled by my superior knowledge of football. It’s too bad you don’t know anything about the sport. PERIOD. THE END. CASE CLOSED. You’re an idiot.”
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m still standing by my situation hitting stance. Don’t let these nerds get you down.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Sep 23, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I can think of something else he can do while he’s at it, too.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I turned the radio on for 2 minutes. Heard Bruce say the reason why the Giants didn’t sign Adam Dunn was because he struck out too much (never mind that they didn’t sign him because of his defense). I followed that by turning off the radio, thinking what an idiot Bruce is.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
I liked that they ran the “Your Giants are in town. Let’s play” ad instead of the “We’re in this thing” ad.
I give that full credit for the win.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
seems like Timmy hasnt started in a while
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Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Funny how it scientifically shows how the Gnats stink!!!!
by partofasocialorder on Sep 23, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Serious Question
Does Bochy still think “we’re in this thing?”
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 23, 2009 11:00 PM PDT reply actions
Did he start Whiteside tonight?
There’s your answer.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
.614 OPS in the last 28 days
.658 in the last 14 days
.250 in the last 7 days
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Posey’s OPS in the last 14 days is .666, WHICH MAKES HIM THE DEVIL.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
OH SHIT!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Whiteside really the next best option?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Hector Correa, who I think didn’t even pitch for a Giants affiliate this year.
by deuce deuce on Sep 23, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy thinks a lot of things in that massive cranium of his.
by deuce deuce on Sep 23, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not convinced “thinks” is exactly the right word.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Bochy thinks craps out a lot of things in from that massive cranium of his.
by deuce deuce on Sep 23, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Most sentences are full of borks.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He is thinking about that rejected e-harmony letter he received last night
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
FRANK THE TANK!
Don’t get me all excited like that unless it’s Sunday
We just traded who for who?!
Frank Gore
#21 / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers
Height:
5-9
Weight: 217
Born: May 14, 1983
College: Miami-Florida
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
If Patrick Willis was our catcher no one would ever think of crossing home vs us.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Sep 23, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
TOO MUCH FOOTBALL TALK
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Frank Gore
#21 / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers
Height:
5-9
Weight: 217
Born: May 14, 1983
College: Miami-Florida
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Well played
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Last time the Vikings played the 49ers they held Adrian Peterson to only THREE rushing yards- his worst game ever!
by Chimneyfish on Sep 23, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
JINX
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Asta La Vista Gnats!!!!
Start making some singing some elimination from the wildcard noise Gnats fans when the Cubs come to town: “Nah-nah ….. Nah-nah ….. Nah-nah ….. Nah-nah ….. Hey-hey ….. hey ….. Goodbye!!!!” Can’t wait to see your Gnats team get eliminated!!!!
by partofasocialorder on Sep 23, 2009 11:40 PM PDT reply actions
You are a sad, pitiful person.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL!!!!
You’re a pathetic Gnats fan!!! How’s that for a response, eh?
by partofasocialorder on Sep 23, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
OH NO
My feelings are hurt! My spirit is broken! Sweet merciful heavens, woe is me!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Dude, you just got burned.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 23, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude better throw an ice cold drink on himself cause he just got burned.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Any Gnats Beat you want to talk about, eh?
by partofasocialorder on Sep 23, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
Really now?
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
These appear to be words, but they don’t seem to be in an order that I can decipher.
Even with my Dan Brown-style decoding skills.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 24, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
try using some penisvagina sauce
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 24, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I tried and it didn’t work. Man, it’s going to be tough to explain to my grandma how this all got on her computer screen…
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 24, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL HOOKED ON PHONICS
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Hooked oh phone sex? I thought they closed that service down!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 24, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
They banned you.
That’s not quite the same thing as closing down.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven't checked the GDTs cause I watched the game on DVR
and I apologize if this was mentioned a few times, but there were some terrific Joe Morganisms on the espn broadcast.
My favorite was (not quite verbatim here): “They don’t even need Freddy Sanchez because they have Uribe to play second and Renteria at short. The Giants are really missing Renteria right now because he is such a clutch hitter. All throughout his career Renteria has been really clutch, and there have been games where they couldn’t get a runner over from 2nd to third, and if Renteria had been playing they would have won those games.”
What a foolish thing to say
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 24, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, Pandas do eat bamboo shoots and leaves
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
Using punctuation , Useful goes on a murderous rampage! Of Sorts!
“Yes, Pandas do eat bamboo.” ( shoots and leaves)
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 24, 2009 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Suggestions to fans going to the Cubs series
To shut up those obnoxious Cubs fans who will be at AT&T like a virus, chant “1908” like you would “Let’s Go Giants” (clap, clap, clap).
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
pollfail: most annoying visiting fans (not Dodgers)
Cubs?
Mets?
Red Suxx?
Marlins?
Natinals?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 24, 2009 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Blankfans.
I dunno , there’s just something disturbing about a fanbase so obedient that the very instant the “MAKE SOME NOISE/CLAP YOUR HANDS” instructions stop , they do as well.
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 24, 2009 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions
No one did this one in the game-day thread that I saw
(Yeah I read the whole thing)
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
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