Post-Game Recap: Giants Are Most Assuredly Out of This Thing
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 22, 2009 9:57 PM PDT
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PrintMatt Cain's had bad outings this year, but this is the first time he's combined a) more than three earned runs with b) fewer than six innings pitched. On the few occasions he's been lit up, he's at least saved the bullpen from being overworked. It's been an amazing season for Cain. One absolute stinker is to be expected. If you're thinking it came at the wrong time, pshaw. This season's over.
Don't worry, though. There's still plenty of time to see if Eli Whiteside is the catcher of the future. Because when your team is down five runs, it makes sense to put in a catcher with a minor league career line of .244/.288/.393. That's the minors, mind you. That's a .288 career on-base percentage in the minors. But he KNOWS THE STAFF, and he's PAID HIS DUES, and THIS IS THE TEAM THAT GOT US HERE, so why would they put in a catcher who DOESN'T USE A WET FRUIT ROLL-UP AS A BASEBALL BAT when the team's down big? That's just nonsense. Savvy managing, that.
Done.
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Not to defend any managerial decision...
…but the Dbacks enjoyed a BAbip of .577 tonight. Really. Either someone was giving them the signs or there were forty uncomfortably implanted horseshoes.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
or they were just squaring up everything
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Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
FASTBORK
CURVEBORK
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
CHANGEBORK
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
GYROBORK
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
EEFIBORK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2009 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I agree
Screwbork!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Two Seam Borkball
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
What would you do if I borked out of tune?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Lend me your ears and I’ll bork you a song
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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What do I do when my bork is away
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
How do I bork by the end of the bork
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
...skipping ahead
Do you BOOOOOOORK anybody?
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Why don't we BORK in the road?
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
aaaaaaaaaahghgkhhhhgh
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Amy G says that MRI results for Freddy Sanchez are “not negative”. “Positive” seems like a more efficient way to say that.
They weren’t not the opposite of anti-negative
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't do what Donny Don't Does
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
In a quantum state that is both positive and negative?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob Fitzgerald on KNBR said the Giants should re-sign Bengie for 2 more years. One to start and one to be the back up.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Lame. He shouldn’t be re-signed at all.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob Fitzgerald can kiss my ass.
And if Bengie’s ego is keeping Bochy from giving Posey at-bats, then Bengie Molina can fuck right off.
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Fitzgerald doesnt know too much about baseball, that is pretty clear
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
SOLAR PANELS.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I really like Bob Fitzgerald, but he’s wrong there
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I like him too
But his reflexive defending of anything Giants or Warriors management does is pretty annoying.
What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
Serra grad. Enough said.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
No Rockies win # games / Giants win # games thingie?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
it doesnt matter
somehow, someway the rockies will find ways to pull wins out of their asses and the giants offense will continue to shove wins up their asses.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I got one for you:
If the Giants go 11-0…
…they’re still fucked.
by deuce deuce on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WE'RE NOT IN THIS THING
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
At least we know we arent in this thing anymore
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Also
I was right way back in May or whatever when I said we were done. So HA
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Sure you were.
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Whitside is a good defensive catcher, but cannot hit the ball. Seems like the perfect defensive mentor and back up for a young catcher that can hit the ball.
Brain Sabean please take note.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
So Freddy is day to day
I guess that means he’ll be out between 2 days and 2 weeks.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
or not until next april
fuck this team
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Did he sprain his writing hand?
Otherwise he’s making sure to have pleeenty of pens on hand for his extension.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish Cain would remember how to win.
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he’ll win when the brewers give him run support
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey not getting an at-bat pissed me off more than the outcome of the game.
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
really
putting him in the ninth spot so they can use a pinch-hitter instead of him
thats fucking weak Bochy
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate this game
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Where is the picture of Bochy in the garbage?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
here it is
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
little BORKish
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamn, the Padres have a truly epic history of fail when it comes to uniform choices. I mean, I know the Rollie Fingers era brown-and-gold is cool in a retro so-bad-it’s-good kind of way, but… wow. Even the Astros finally figured it out.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
dude, that is what we’re in, right fucking now.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Sep 22, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
isn't there one where the Giants are in a dumpster as well?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
it is physically impossible...
to fit Bengie, Panda, and Penny in one dumpster. Not to mention the rest of the team.
I think I’m going to put down a $750 deposit for 2010 season tickets. I gotta secure those playoff seats!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
I put down no money
until bork and sabean are gone
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
So maybe 2013 or 2014?? (assuming both get 3-4 year deals)
And I think both are back with more of the same.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
MANGER OF THE YEAR
BORKY BORK BORK
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
has anybody asked Bochy why he refuses to play Gerald?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
He answers in nonsensical generalities.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m really disappointed that no one has challenged him on this.
Hey you journalism types, earn your money.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 23, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Listen, Buster Posey isn’t playing because he hasn’t been in the starting lineup and because he hasn’t been used as a replacement player off the bench. If that’s not good enough for you, then I don’t think you understood the question you asked me as well as I did.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey isn’t playing because Buster Posey isn’t playing!
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
He’s not one of the guys I’m running out there, because he’s not one of the guys getting the lion’s share of the playing time.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
NO major league experience
duh
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, fuck Bochy
I can’t stand him and his stupid fucking lineups. It may be the sauce talking for me but I will throw myself down the stairs to hang out with DrB if Boch is re-signed.
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
I don't regret missing this game
Hey, I’m glad to see MadBum continues to get TEH KS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Mad Bum looked good
when he gets his velocity back and a little more seasoning, he will be really good.
future rotation of Timmy/Mad Bum/Cain/Sanchez/Zito with Wheeler waiting in the wings?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
lol
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
isn't Beltre a free agent this year?
i wouldn’t mind signing him for a year or so and playing him at 3rd and Panda at 1st. Although this kinda fucks over Garko unless we trade him/he doesn’t come back.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Yes.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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ok so, Nationals sign him, then we trade for him a la what we didn’t do with Dunn
With malice towards the Dodgers
If he gets his velocity back, he’s going to be a monster.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
if?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
you also missed this
Adam Kennedy was ejected in the bottom of the first inning Tuesday for arguing balls and strikes.
YOUR BOY HAS ANGER PROBLEMS!
With malice towards the Dodgers
he pitched 2(?) innings
got out of a bases loaded 1 out jam that Waldis left him and only gave up one run…
then BORK BORK BORK pinch hit for him with runners on 1st and 2nd and Jesus grounded into a double play to end the inning
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Even Kuip said Bumgarner could have done that.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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mad bum could have advanced the runners with a bunt
and saved the bullpen some extra work in the process by pitching the next inning
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
wasn't it like
27-0 by that time? Let the kid freaking swing away, he hit bombs in BP before his first start.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip’s been sticking it to Brass more frequently lately.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Sep 22, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Kiup understands the cycle of baseball (he played on some pretty dreadful Indians & Giants squads) and how even a "bad" or "lost" part of a season can be used to build for next year. I think the absolute waste of that opportunity sits less well with him then it does with us McCoven.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
It doesn’t sit well with me at all…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
you da man
I’m hopeful that he knows that some of these jokers are about to be shown the exit… thus the frustration that they’re still playing constantly… and losing.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Struck out the side once.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Thanks. Sounds good
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by NuschlerFace on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
on hold as we speak
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
csn
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ahhh I never hang with CSN long enough for any sort of call ins or whatever they do
With malice towards the Dodgers
Watching it is like pouring salt in the open wound of a loss
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
8 am stats class tomorrow. Bad news for social life
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
good. Stay dedicated at least for a few quarters, then learn to never schedule class that early again
With malice towards the Dodgers
indeed
first quarter at Cal Poly I had a 7 AM class. Never made that mistake again.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Anne Hathaway?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
she made Havoc watchable
or at least the few minutes I watched of it. The most important minutes
damn
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
See, this is the point I made in the “hottest current celebrities” thread yesterday.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
yep...
i go down to the hathaway on a tuesday night…
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
yep…
i go down to on the hathaway on a tuesday night…
Half awake, half baked
by Giant Homer on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I was waiting for someone else to handle it… then I realized, it was up to me.
Half awake, half baked
by Giant Homer on Sep 23, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll set em up, you knock em down
Half awake, half baked
by Giant Homer on Sep 23, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Seems like you two have done this before.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
bewbs
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Tee hee.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
GET OUT OF HERE YOI
YOU RUINED MY JOKE ME LOVE YOU LONG TIM
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what I’d tell Bip?
THE GIANTS WON THE SAME AMOUNT OF INNINGS AS THE DIAMONDBACKS DID TONIGHT AND THEY STILL LOST! SO SUCK IT, BIP ROBERTS!
by deuce deuce on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL automated response
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 22, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I will never go on Vaca during the baseball season again
I R 5
by say hey nation on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
"on vaca"
maybe you don’t want to know, ese.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I didn’t get back from dinner until the 8th, just as well. So Cain had a stinker today, it seems that all the starters have decided to have their bad starts together. Not the best timing, but what can you do.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I'm Buster M.F. Posey
And I catch you stealing
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 22, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Did he have a CS?
OMG OMG OMG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
caught Chris Young stealing 3rd
a beautiful throw too
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Kids got a future without Bochy
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
should have caught him at second
noodle arm catch-22 lameo DFA play Whiteside already
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It was sexy.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
nerd
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 23, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
decisions
bushmills single malt 10 year
or
bushmills single malt 16 year?
mmm
like that stuff.
Has a nice citrus note. I think they use rye as a secondary grain.
/booze nerd
I’d like to be. I really, really would. I try new bourbons all the time — Eagle Rare, 1792, Buffalo Trace, etc… — but I can’t really distinguish anything above the $20 price point. I can tell the difference between Rebel Yell and Maker’s, but I have a tough time distinguishing Bulliet from Woodford.
That’s fine, though, as it keeps me happy with the $20 stuff.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 22, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
try elijah craig, if you haven’t. that’s a good one, and right about $20. Real nice classic vanilla note.
it's hard to go too wrong around 20-25 bucks, really
others to try
Evan Williams Single Barrel
Dickel #12
Old Weller 107
Corner Creek
all should be available at BevMo
sometimes BevMo runs Corner Creek at half price, like $13-14, which is an absolute steal.
I’ve done the top two, not the bottom two. I need to hit BevMo more often. I’m limited by my reasonably priced Trader Joe’s fetish.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve developed a fondness for that stuff this year.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullet has become the go to for me as well. I used to be more about knob creek. I just finished the bottle of eagle rare on my desk though =(
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
BORK BORK FUCK BORK BORK UNF UNF BORK BORK NOM NOM BORK BORK FUCK SHIT COCK BALLS NOM NOM BORK BORK
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 22, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
oh my
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Srsly
I think this season is getting to Grant. It’s turning him into a potty mouth.
Or maybe he’s just sticking it to PR.
It’s usually a combination of bad game + bourbon.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
look above
some booze nerd has suggestions
BORK BORK FUCK BORK BORK UNF UNF BORK BORK NOM NOM BORK BORK FUCK SHIT COCK BALLS NOM NOM BORK BORK
I’ll send this to McClennan at the ‘Pit and tell him THIS is how you lead a team’s fanbase to greatness!
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 3:34 AM PDT up reply actions
ooohhh, and such a burn that is too,
Ouch… I feel Grant’s foul words burning into me like I was that witch on Wizard of Oz surrounded by those stupid monkeys that couldn’t figure out that they only needed a garden hose and they would have been freed years ago. Stupid monkeys.
I’m melting, I’m melting, make it stop. Please for the love of Rockies Jesus, make it stop. Oh dear, those are cuss words..,
on McCovey Chronicles of all places, what am I to do? What is this world coming to? Oh… oh…. oh…
Whew… that was intense. Anybody feel like a cigarette now? I feel like a cigarette. Thanks Grant, you guys are great. Same time next week, right?
This is just about the lamest reply I have ever read.
Congrats!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 23, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I know you have been practicing
I’ve read your blog. =)
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 23, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahah
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Would you like some variations on that theme?
Y’know , just in case you really want to go through those smokes…
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
wat?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 23, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I could go for a cig. Hold still, I’ll set your hair on fire so I can light my cancer stick.
There. I do feel better.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 23, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
wow does dirty talk always do this to you? hawt
Oh… oh…. oh…
Whew… that was intense. Anybody feel like a cigarette now? I feel like a cigarette.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Those monkeys loved the witch because she freed them from the Wizard and water isn’t as effective as you might think.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
Water is ineffective against grease hair fires
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 23, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 22, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh wow....
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
why isn't this green?
Also, I hope the AZ commentators popped in for some of our delicious optimism!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We don’t want it to go to Grant’s head.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I think it did in fact go to his head
wisely investing huge clickthru payouts in wine, women and watermelon
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t understand. Some guy named “Garko” played first base today and reached base 4 out of 5 times? Who is this little-known prospect?
Thing C
bork.
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t know. But I do know he’s not playing tomorrow.
"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe
FREE BUSTER POSEY
Don’t know. But I do know he’s not playing tomorrow.
PEW PEW PEW!
Guarenteed.
/has given up on this season.
Of course not silly rabbit
he used all the hits in his bat!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
nothing is more fun
than watching andres torres and pablo run
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
Counterpoint
Matt Cain triple
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Yes, that was awesome… until the 3rd inning happened
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 22, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
what 3rd inning?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
The one where Cain got out unscathed and Joaquin didn’t get the chance not to record an out.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 22, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha i LOL'd when pablo belly flopped into 3rd
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Listening to people who actually know something about baseball on KNBR
by DFAAurillia on Sep 22, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
/spits up his beer
Half awake, half baked
by Giant Homer on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
borkborkborkTheybattledbackattheendborkborkbork
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone care to watch a team called the Giants not managed by an incompetent big headed fuck? Yomiuri time.
Japanese wouldn't help you much
Considering that’s Korean.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 22, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
they had a chance to get it back in hand
but BORK BORK BORK FUCK POSEY BORK BORK BORK WINN HITS 4TH THIS INNING BORK BORK BORK
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
ftw
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope that’s the company that Bochy is going to use to pack up/move all his shit when he’s canned at the end of the year.
Thing C
I hope that’s the company that Bochy is going to use to pack up/move all his shit skull poundage when he’s canned at the end of the year.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, we do kinda owe them karmically…
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s where he keeps his hats.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
can we get some roll call?
so i can get the fuck up outta here?
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
Who are these clowns on CSN? Where are the McCoven? BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK DISAPPOINTING THAT NO ONE IS DOING A BABA BOOEY WITH BORKS BORK BORK BORK.
/I’d do it, but I’m playing Madden.
//Well, about to, anyway.
Oh, an easy $20 to anyone who gets BORK BORK BORK on my TV right now.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 22, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Note to my friends at CSN: I’m not serious.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 22, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I kept getting an automated response and then it hung up on me.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a feeling Grant is frustrated tonight.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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FIRST UR MAKE THE DOOO UP REAL NIIICE UN DEN YOU
/BLAM BLAM
YOU HAVE UN DE DOOO-NUTS BORK CATCHER FAIL BORK
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He was just waiting until the Giants were really out of it to unleash the “bork”.
by deuce deuce on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bip Roberts
I am amused that he was talking about being 5 games back with 11 to go, and he offered this paraphrased gem up: “I don’t think that’s ever happened in the history of baseball.”
In a related note, he works for a Giants network. I’m sure nobody there has whispered in his ear anything about 1998.
P.S. Bip Roberts is tied for the all-time Padres club lead with 3 walk-off home runs. With? Bruce Bochy and Scott Hairston
He might not be too popular around here, but Bork will always occupy a special place in the Southern Nevada Sports Hall of Fame.
He hit the first home run in Cashman Field history.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else realize the Cubs are only 2 1/2 games behind the Giants?? Now that WE’RE NOT IN THIS THING, maybe the Giants should lose every game to get a good draft pick.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
I’m always down for a little tankage
Half awake, half baked
by Giant Homer on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
No Bochy No BORK
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Anagram of "BORK BORK BORK"
ROB ROB ROB KKK
Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
RACIST
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still trying to figure out what I’ll do if Bochy is given a new contract after this season. It won’t be pretty, I’ll tell you that much.
ive got all my mariners gear ready
for just such a situation
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I read this as I’ll get my Marijuana ready, and i agree wholeheartedly
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I will be moving back to Boston and doff a Sox cap if the BORK returns next season
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve managed to not watch some good games to not watch this year.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Just for possible future use
Is there anyway to delete my own user name?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
hey
hot chick will never forget you, sfguy
you gotta keep the handle
Brokebork Mountain?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
HEAR
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Do it yurself, if I could remember where I bookmarked the damn URL I’d post it, but I’m tired and depresses and going to bed so you are on your own.
Last one out turn off the lights!
i dont even know how…
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not worth it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL POPULARITY CONTEST
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It has nothing to do with popularity.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
What is it, then?
I’ve seen this on less-trafficked SBN affiliates, where the idea of a few hundred posts a night might seem worthy of fetishizing with post counts. But why did it start here, especially AFTER gameday threads regularly hit the 2500-post mark?
by non sequitur on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone noticed it on another site and wanted to see it here.
I really really don’t get why.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
narcissism
Noop , not my division’s doing.
We tried to ridicule it to death but NOOOOOO…
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was kind of cool in theory but now people are just post-whoring to try to get on.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I’m embarrassed if I’m near the top of roll call.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
No one can really touch my level of posting anyway even if they try so they may as well not bother /snap
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I had one epic half night
Then I went and did other shit and the game got out of hand anyway, so I didn’t post until post-game
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Someone got told.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 23, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not all that surprising that it turned out that way
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I don’t think I’ve shown up on a single one. :( or :) ? Not sure.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It has to do with post counts.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
For the record, I don’t care for the roll calls.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Roll calls are not fun. Especially when you can’t pronounce names.
by non sequitur on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Bueller... Bueller.... Bueller...
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
You know, it had slipped my mind that that was a John Hughes movie until I read his obituary.
by non sequitur on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
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I included the Post-Game Recap.
by deuce deuce on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I won!
And on my birthday!
And every post, content free!
Happy Birthday Dr. Stankus
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
thats the way to do it these days. Talk about anything but the giants crapfest
With malice towards the Dodgers
You share your birthday with Satan (Lasorda).
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
I know
No, my ex gf is Satan. Oh, she also has the same birthday.
Also, Bilbo and Frodo Baggins.
Good, only #4!
www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24
by NuschlerFace on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIT #10
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
This is what happens when the opposition has seven runs after three innings pitched.
by deuce deuce on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
w00t
I’ll reach the gold….just you wait
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
jponry must be busy the past week. She hasn’t been near the top of roll call.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
I work on Tuesday and Wednesday nights now! And, well, I’m kind of finding excuses to do other things during the other games….
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Hopefully your work doesn’t have TV/radio.
by deuce deuce on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m teaching a bunch of high schoolers how to do better on the SAT, so no, it doesn’t.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Probably better not knowing what the score was.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Unfortunately, I do have an iPhone and there are two breaks. So yeah, at one point, I checked and it was the bottom of the 3rd and the Giants were up 4-3. About 40 minutes later, I checked again and the Giants were losing 10-4 and it was still the bottom of the 3rd :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
has taken many advances
when I was a lad, just Phillps head and slot.
Now, there’s all these new ones, like TORX and wOBA
Anyone up for a challenging question?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
well, I've had 4 shots of bushmills
lay it on me
i’ve had a major bl
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
you know how a football field is curved?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
are there rules for that?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
like baseball parks do
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
so, bottom line, if they do have that curvature in the rules, the what happens at dual purpose stadii? <<———yowsa
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Stadia.
I am unaware of football fields being curved. I was under the impression they are rectangular. Are they curved imperceptibly, like the columns of the Parthenon?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
but they are ummmm ahem humped? SHUDDUP!! I can’t think of another word… rounded? they are made like a huge speed bump to allow for water to drain …
Still hope for education! Hooray for Merope
I don’t think there is a crown in multipurpose stadiums like the Mausoleum, unless the whole baseball field is crowned. I think that’s partially why a lot of those fields get so messed up in rainstorms.
Maybe someone who’s been on the field at Candlestick knows? Where’s that dude with all the “I worked in the clubhouse” stuff? We could use a urinal fresh answer right here.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Satan's 82nd birthday today
Say what you want about Lasorda and his son but the Giants-Dodgers rivalry isn’t the same without him. Torre was a Giants fan who hated the Dodgers and Yankees as a kid.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
So Dr Stankus and Satan have the same birthday?
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i love his fat passion, makes for a great arch rival
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no problem bright-siding this one:
1) MADBUM’S CAREER K/BB RATIO IS 9/1
2) POSEY HAS THROWN OUT EVERY MOTHERFUCKER WHO’S EVER TRIED TO RUN ON HIM
Hall. Of. Fame. Ers.
FUCK YOU BRUCE BOCHY
play the kids dammit
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
FUCK BRUCE BOCHY
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions
NOT LITERALLY THOUGH
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
uber gay
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
are you sure about that?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty positive
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
JAKE BARNES DISAGREES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
/not getting it
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Jake Barnes from The Sun Also Rises is totally gay.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Madison Bumgarner = Brett Ashley
Mad Bum
Half awake, half baked
by Giant Homer on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
His first name is also a girl’s name and her first name is also a man’s name. IT ALL FITS!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would he tell you that?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 23, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking to squishy candy shaped like baby chickens is just ridiculous.
HOWIE!! I DEMAND YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 23, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t like to eat them before I explain to them why they have to die. They’re just so damn cute… it’s really just cruel to do it any other way.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
google says:
this is just their little “The Sun Also Rises” thread going full circle
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
ahh, dude had his parts blowed off
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think we know exactly how he lost them…
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
I like how Alderson gets traded for Sanchez and all of a sudden Alderson isn’t a heralded prospect anymore.
Now that Sanchez is broken and on death watch, Alderson is back to elite prospect again.
With malice towards the Dodgers
Personally, my opinion on Alderson hasn’t changed one iota since the trade.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I should have noted, yes, I am bored and listening to Damon Bruce.
Don’t jump on me! Just sayin that this is the kind of stuff that he says on his show to a large amount of people
With malice towards the Dodgers
si
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting distinction.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
KNBR used to have some real loud mouth a decade ago, Scotty something.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
something about
brain dead hitters hacking at slop?
There used to be a host on KNBR at night that was a real loudmouth. He went national.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
yeah. Are you talking about Larry Krueger? He’s doing national stuff on some station now
With malice towards the Dodgers
This guy was on before Krueger did nights at KNBR.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
I will always appreciate Krueger for a certain October night in 2002, after a game that won’t be mentioned, staying on past midnight to console some people who were really upset about something… I forget what.
Halloween was cancelled
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it Scott Ferrall?
I don’t know how anyone could listen to that guy’s voice for an extended period of time.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
that's the guy
forgot his first name
doesn’t he just go by his last name?
I can’t agree because I never heard him, but I won’t argue that they could have had somebody worse in the past.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Murph and Mac are sorta useless, but not reckless like Bruce
Radnich is pretty annoying.
I love Fitz and Brooks, knowing they aren’t baseball guys
Razor meh but I love Tom a lot.
So yes, Bruce is worst.
With malice towards the Dodgers
I used to love listening to Bruce MacGowan
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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree on Murph and Mac, but have lower standards for morning radio, given the execrable state of most of it.
None of the lot are real baseball guys, which makes it tougher.
Mychael Urbin actually isn’t horrible. A little too much of a homer sometimes, but I can live with most of what he says.
With malice towards the Dodgers
yes, i laughed
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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
do not want
at all. Boring voice, too much jargon, and way, way too much Zito suckupitude.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Murph makes up awful nicknames for players and then will NOT stop saying them at every chance. That’s really the only thing that annoys me about them. Otherwise, the REPETITIVE soundbites can be a little annoying, but they’re really pretty harmless.
Radnich is a jackass, but at least he’s playing the character of a jackass. Which still bugs the crap out of me, but is way better than Damon Bruce’s actual jackassery.
I haven’t listened to Fitz and Brooks in a looooooong time, so no comment there.
Razor and Mr. T are occasionally listenable, but I’ve come to find that both of them do the same annoying things every day and outside of the Steve Young show I never really get more than 10 minutes of listening out of them before I have to shut it off from getting mad.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
filthy wins-will-come?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
SLINGING JOHNNY SANCHEZ!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s got some for Cain and Lincecum too, but I’m seriously blocking them mentally right now because I don’t want to remember how awful they are.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
the thing I HATE most about Radnich, is that he’ll analyze his interviewee after he’s done talking to them. Many times he’ll rip apart who ever was just on, talking about how boring he or she was and blah blah.
With malice towards the Dodgers
Razor and Mr. T. actually do this too. They’re probably not negative about interviewees all that often, but they often spend a few minutes after first-time interviews talking about how the person did.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It just is so dirty to me. Guy spends time to do an interview, then once he is off and can’t defend himself or anything gets his whole interview analyzed.
With malice towards the Dodgers
One time Tolbert interviewed Stanford head coach Jim Harbaugh. It was a good thing he wasn’t talking about him because the first caller out of the break was…Jim Harbaugh. His father wanted to talk to Tolbert.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
it always amazes me at how many words he has to say in order to make his point, like every thought is a poorly written 1000 word paper
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Damon Bruce, go fuck yourself
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Radnich is close, as is The Thumb
But Bruce is obnoxiously bad.
What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
you fail
worst KNBR talent?!!!!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
my take is that it’s a lot of marketing; the Dodgers used to do this regularly—hype a guy, then trade him.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce's subject coming up is "How you finish"
I’m waiting for this to turn into “Loveline”
With malice towards the Dodgers
Baggs blog (you could read what is on the link)
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2009/09/22/mri-on-freddy-sanchez-shows-a-meniscus-tear/
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
FUCKING SHIT
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
a few days if not more
uh, I’ll take the over
and no contract, unless HEAVILY inventive laden
LOL
Fuck This Team.
Pittsburgh just picked up Alderson for nothing
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
this
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, we do kinda owe them karmically…
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
A meniscus is nothing to be concerned about. I have had five athroscopic knee sugeries for meniscus tears (three on one knee, two on the other) in twenty years . They go in, trim off the damage, and you are good to go in about two to six weeks, depending on the severity of the tear.
It’s not that big a deal, but then again nobody is about to pay me $8M to play baseball :-)
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
“A meniscus is nothing to be concerned about.
I have had five athroscopic knee sugeries for meniscus tears.”
I don’t know, man…
Half awake, half baked
by Giant Homer on Sep 23, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
You missed the last, most salient comment..
It’s not that big a deal, but then again nobody is about to pay me $8M to play baseball
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
I didn’t miss it or find it that salient.
I had a doc tell me a meniscus isn’t a big deal…then I slipped on it a few times and it tore my acl…I hate that doctor. So I have to say, a torn meniscus is baaad. At least in my experience.
Half awake, half baked
by Giant Homer on Sep 23, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry to hear that..
My experience has been the exact opposite of yours. I suppose that it depends on the severity of the tear, and the Doctor.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Now I wonder which one of us is more analogous to a 31-yo second baseman?
PS I think I had Noah Lowry’s doc…
Half awake, half baked
then I slipped on it a few times and it tore my acl…
You’d think you would have learned the first time not to leave those slippery menisci lying around.
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, I guess I’m being oversensative…but I haven’t played so much as a game of pick-up hoops since the acl went out — can’t.
So I just felt like VF picking up and running with the “slip” term was kinda cheap. It’s all good.
Half awake, half baked
Heh no worries i just like to say, “coulda beena contenda,” and this seemed like a good opportunity.
/has given up on this season.
i just like to say, "coulda beena contenda," and this seemed like a good opportunity
to pile on!
Half awake, half baked
My apologies. I meant no offense.
I have a body breaking down myself , I know the frustrations of loss of ability. My sympathies to all else who do.
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
paging Dr. Ting
bring rusty scalpels and definitely don’t wash your hands!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
A dude in my marching band tore his meniscus last Saturday during rehearsal. He’s out for at least a month.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS MEDICAL STAFF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
do tell
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He had a partial meniscus tear already and they cleared him medically.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
that thing is me, dude
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
no way
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
According to Manager Bruce Bochy, Sanchez has "more of a tear in the meniscus. We’ll rehab him. It’s probably a few days if not more."
This would seem to indicate Sanchez had a partial tear in the knee already.
by deuce deuce on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
i don’t read it that way
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
but it was known that he was hurt during and after the transaction
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Read that as testicle. Not sure why.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry... I see these ALL the time!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
More fuck ups made by both Bochy & Sabes discovered
LOL fail
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
do you sell beds, too?
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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get it
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 22, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re the sofa king. I guess that means you sell couches.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I still don’t get it.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 23, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess he’s in need of a great deal on a bed, and has gotten kind of desperate?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Or he’s a giant fan. I have one from Japan hanging up in my dining room. It’s great.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 23, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
We have a great Chinese fan to cover up the TV. It was especially handy during last night’s game.
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by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
There's this girl with cigarettes an' innuendo up top...
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Musky.
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Muscle-y
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 23, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The good news keeps on rolling!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
\looks for positives
Hey, maybe trading a top prospect for an injured 2B will get Sabean fired!
\shrugs
by deuce deuce on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
he did good to bring them over .500, but there’s always a lot of waste, going back to Edgardo Alfonzo. Time for a change.
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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
damn. I’ve had that injury, it took me a whole year to get completely right.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
WHen Will WE All Admit
That Buster Posey is a colossal failure already. Every game he’s appeared in, the Giants have lost. Furthermore, he has 0 home runs. Worst on the team.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I'm willing to admit that Buster Posey might not be it.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
they need to package all these mediocre guys into a pair of hof’er types
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
.333 hitter
but it’s real hollow.
And no walks
No swing through stuff either.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just happy that Bochy has realized this before us.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
but if we are not happy with the ump's strike zone...
we can let him catch to send the ump a signal. One or two fastballs on his shoulder should do the job. He will be our enforcer.
He coaxed a clean scoreless inning out of Merkin Valdez!
Compared to that Lincecum should be no problem.
Well, time to watch House.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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House is or isn’t crazy.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t watch the end of the game, but from what I’ve read in the game threads, it certainly sounds like Bochy laid a gigantic deuce right on Buster Posey’s forehead for no damn reason. What the horrendous, knife-involved fuck. Who does this guy think he is? Why didn’t Posey catch Bumgarner? Was there a stupid-shit reason or is a it a vast, incompetent conspiracy? Are they trying to restrict his at bats in the hope that he’ll win the ROY next season? I pray that they aren’t that stupid, but it is definitely possible. I’m astounded, angered and disgusted. There are no words for this. I didn’t think that things could be worse after Houston and Cincinatti, but they do appear to be.
That big-headed freak should take a dram of pig excrement and then set himself on fire. I want to come up with an excuse, but I simply can’t. This is all nonsense.
chill, bro
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m dead inside
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
There are no words for this.
You beg to differ.
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions
The weird thing is that I don’t even get mad when Bochy does something stupid anymore. I’m just used to it.
Except when he bunts with no outs and a man in scoring position or when he pinch hits for a position player with a worse player who plays a different position. Those make me mad.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So yeah, I didn’t watch the game but FUCK Bruce Bochy. I hope he gets fired or worse. I don’t really care if that’s nice or not, but how can anyone be employed and be that monumentally stupid?
Also, does anyone think Lincecum and Cain should be shut down? Instead of adding on more innings to them in meaningless games, can’t we waste those innings and force them onto the likes of Merkin Valdez, Brandon Medders and whatever is left of Randy Johnson?
Until the Giants are “mathematically eliminated”, I doubt they shut down Cain and Lincecum.
by deuce deuce on Sep 22, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
crash and burn
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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me be the one you call
If you jump Ill break your fall
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I loved Savage Garden so much when I was in middle school
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
MCC for GM
why not? in the ’60’s, the Cubs had rotating managers
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
fail
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
We could be like the UN Security Council and rotate presidency every month.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 23, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Better yet
just let us vote:
http://sceniccityoutlander.blogspot.com/2009/08/grandstand-managers-day.html
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i’m out too…g’nite
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you, Bruce Bochy
If you were on fire on the side of the road, I wouldn’t even piss on you to save y our life. Go die in a fire.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Didn’t it save Chow-Yun Fat in Hard Boiled?
by non sequitur on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait. That should be Chow Yun-Fat, not Chow-Yun Fat. Some Chinaman I am.
by non sequitur on Sep 23, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, urinating can put out fires and save lives.
It worked in Gulliver’s Travels:
The empress likes Gulliver at first; he charms her by kissing her hand. However, when he extinguishes the fire in her quarters of the palace by urinating on the building, she is repulsed and turns against him.
http://www.answers.com/topic/gulliver-s-travels-novel-2
It should be noted, however, that Gulliver towered over Lilliput and the Lilliputian princess, who, according to the Ted Danson miniseries I watched as a kid, Gulliver drenched with his urine. JctGamer might not be large enough (and/or Bochy might not be small enough) to make this work.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
Funny you should ask.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Btw, has anyone seen any "fire Bochy" sign at the park?
with all the hate at MCC towards him I imagine >0 people probably have done this. And would they throw you out from the game?
Baggs sarcasm
From his blog:
The Giants were 22-0 when scoring at least eight runs. Until Tuesday night, that is.
That’s an amazing statistic. I had no idea the Giants scored eight runs 22 times.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
(=_0)/ 08/22 14-11 loss in Coors Field
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/events/34043/boxscore
How quickly they forget…
That game didn't happen...
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I don’t know if “use” is the right word here. More like “mock”.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Anybody has Bochy or Sabean's address?
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4496615
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
...... MEAT (?).... DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
GRAB SOME BURLAP MEAT
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS TEAM
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I have been hard on Bochy all year
The two dumbest managerial moves I’ve seen from any manager all season from any team is Molina cleaning up all year and Eli Whiteside have 6 times more Sept ABs than Buster. I can usually find some shred of rational thought behind managerial moves that I disagree with, but those two are absolutely indefensible
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 23, 2009 9:27 AM PDT reply actions
Hard On?
Gross.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
TWSDS, at least not at mine..LAWLERZ
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 23, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d put playing Renteria over Garko against LH in that list as well, and possibly as the most indefensible of indefensible decisions.
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Not only starting him over Garko against a lefty but doing so when both of Renteria’s arms were dangling on the ground due to his missing shoulders.
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by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Not giving Garko much of a chance after sending off Barnes for him is pretty bad too
especially for Renteria…how Bochy was ever mentioned as a MoTY candidate in a non-sarcastic sense is bewlidering. There’s 16 other NL managers I’d give it to before him. Including Bud Black, Cecil Cooper and maybe even AJ Hinch
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 23, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty much assuming it’ll be Jim Tracy. If it really is Bochy, I will cry.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Hard to see how Tracy doesn't get it
The Rox really weren’t expected to do much this season; Tracy took over a team 10 games under .500 that is now all but certain to make the playoffs. Even Bochy’s resume would look a little shinier if he got to blame the 2-7 start on someone else.
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The average person who doesn’t pay close attention to the team just sees the wins. It would seem like Bochy is getting the best out of a team that was not expected to contend this year, even though the team has been winning in spite of Bochy, not because of him.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yeah, the logic is that, since the team has improved, it must be because Bochy’s managed them well. Of course, the people who credit Bochy for the Giants doing better wouldn’t ever blame him for them sucking his previous two years as manager.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I think I might vote for Bochy over Clint Hurdle. But I’m persuadable.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Meg Whitman's in this thing
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
link
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 23, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
ok, ferget it
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2009/09/23/MN4R19QUKF.DTL
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
fail. The link tool is making a tool out of me!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 23, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I just want to say that this:
What the horrendous, knife-involved fuck.
… is the best thing I’ve seen all day. I will be using that in casual conversation, about things like the weather, Michael Jackson, and which Starbucks to meet at.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
What the horrendous, knife-involved fuck made me think I could wear sandals and shorts today!?
/has given up on this season.
Exactly
Jesus Christ in a bucket of chicken backs. It’s not very warm out there yet.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 23, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Keep fucking that chicken.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 23, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Jumped - Up Chariot Christ , it's already 83...
…oh.
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Bestest athlete almost-name in pro sports.
The sport being Sumo.
Asashoryu edges closer to title
http://www.japantoday.com/category/sports/view/asashoryu-edges-closer-to-title
outstanding
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
"Tickets for Sale Cheap!"
Half awake, half baked
by Giant Homer on Sep 23, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
BLANK TH' BLANKIN' BLANKS!
Make sure you are a moving target.
I noticed the opportunities to SWOOP TO BETTER SEATS! abound at the Morgue.
Bring a camera , get some shots. Try to capture player anguish on either side (if in fact it does exist , it ain’t like they’re playing for anything…)
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I have some ideas...
…but they involve words that will keep you off the CSN cameras.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/22/1051143/post-game-recap-giants-are-most#21661952
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
FREE BUSTER
Also you could go wearing a paper bag over your head
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
That would work. Perhaps with two hands cuffed and wearing batting gloves.
/has given up on this season.
bring a large bag of spaghetti, cooked and twisted
and a sign pointing to it : Freddy Sanchez’ Meniscus
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I’m pretty much convinced at this point that Bengie’s getting re-signed for a two-year contract. In which case, kill me now.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I can’t really see a valid argument for doing this. Not to say it won’t happen but how can they possibly defend a two year contract?
/has given up on this season.
Veteran grit, handles pitchers, RBIs, cleanup hitter, etc.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I see your point but if this happens and those are the arguments I will write a strongly worded letter to my congressman.
/has given up on this season.
They don’t know what they have in Posey yet.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Sep 23, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I think they have a kid who hasn't played much pro ball
which IMO is an argument to actually sign a ML catcher to play next year.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I realize I am asking for scrutiny here...
But I have a friend that is a relief pitcher in the bigs (and he’s having a hell of a year). After a game where the Giants played against his team, we were hanging out and bashing Bruce Bochy. He feels the same way about Bochy that most of us here do. We don’t think Bochy knows what he is doing. He also agrees with me that Bochy will not be re-signed by the Giants.
This whole Buster Posey thing is good evidence towards his dunceness. Also, specifically, the fact that he brings guys up to get wark two or three times a game and then won’t even use them sometimes…. unbelieveable. My friend said he would have a lot of words with a manager that did that to his arm.
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
He should be glad he doesn’t have Felipe Alou as a manager either.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yeah, I’m surprised to hear this brought up as a complaint about Bochy because my impression was he’s pretty good about this. But maybe after Alou being so incredibly bad about warming guys up unnecessarily, Bochy looks okay by comparison.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that's the answer
to many things, unfortunately. Although I don’t recall seeing Felipe doubleswitch anyone in the 3rd inning…
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell David Aardsma’s sister I said hello.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Tell Buster Posey’s underaged sister I said hello.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
tell his mother I said hello
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 23, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you guys have a good memory
or I talk about him way too much. Both probably…
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
I was gonna guess Heath Bell, thinking that Bochy may have managed him
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 23, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell David Aardsma I say
I wish he were still on the team.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell David Aardsma to throw strikes.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 23, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, specifically, the fact that he brings guys up to get wark two or three times a game and then won’t even use them sometimes….
Jesus, he should really take better care of his chocobos.
Thing C
I will NEVER make another typo on this site
I cannot believe you referenced Final Fantasy. Lesson learned.
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
It was Funny last Night
In the top of the ninth
Our 3 youngest players managed to get on base, and our 3 veterans proceeded to get the next 3 outs.
Not only is Torres not one of our 3 youngest players...
…he’s actually older than either Uribe or Garko.
For that matter Velez isn’t one of our 3 youngest players, either.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I haven't watched the last couple of games
Are they still running the We’re In This ads?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
LOL Giants marketing department
As if “Let’s Play With Great Balls of Fire” wasn’t bad enough.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I just bought a playoff ticket.
Everyone is free to laugh at me. I’m totally NOT in this thing, but was still afraid that I would end up kicking myself later for not taking advantage of being chosen for early purchase.
Of course, it probably means that if I hadn’t bought a ticket, they would have had some miracle 11-0 stretch and made the playoffs. Now, as Kruk would say, they have none chance.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
I blame kdl
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
well
I hear she’s hot; blonde.
They are the cause of all trouble in the world
Revised
I blame:
- Fred Lewis
- kdl
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL LARS NOT SAYING "LOL KDL"
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
wheeee
It’s not clear if they mean OUR Giants, but still, had to share:
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Probably means the football team.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I was going to make a joke about our Giants killing a man. But, um, bad timing.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
There’s a football team?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, there’s a lot of unnecessary nudity in that picture.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ann Killion on SI
Giants won’t make playoffs this year, but future looks bright
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/ann_killion/09/23/giants/index.html#ixzz0RxSsu5JB
- The Giants, five back of the Rockies with 11 games to play, won’t make playoffs
- But with dominant pitching and a rebuilt farm system, the future looks bright
- The Giants broke a streak of four straight losing seasons and kept fans engaged
They kept us engaged, when we’d prefer to be engorged.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
They kept me engaged indefinitely even though I really wanted them to set a date. If this keeps up, I might have to continue waiting patiently or something.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that it is pretty clear that we are not exactly in this thing...
…I’ll be really interested to see the lineups the rest of the week. Baggs this morning alluded to Bengie most likely being on the way out and Posey likely playing more. Since there is really nothing else left to speculBate, any care to play multiple choice?
Number of starts Buster gets in the remaining 10 games:
a) 0
b) 1
c) 2-4
d) 4 or more
e) c, but he will be pinch hit for by either Aurilia or Winn after the first inning and before his first PA
f) who is Buster Posey?
LOL at Baggs busting out the Cain for Fielder. HI OUT THERE BAGGS!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
HEY GUYS WALRUSMAN IS ON FAILBLOG
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I’m surprised Walrusman drives a Saab and not a non-descript white van?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 23, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
My bad
His actual vehicle:
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
He’s good.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 23, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
So Grant must have really tied one on last night considering his swearing in this thread late last night and no new post at 3 p.m today. Should we consider this the official waving the white flag of concession of the season for MCC?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 23, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
He’s lost his smile.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
A little bleary...
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
So if youre down on your luck
And you cant harmonize
Find a grant with far away
And if youre downright disgusted
And life aint worth a dime
Get a grant with far away eyes
/has given up on this season.
I was surfin’ ’round early Sunday morning through SBN
Reading baseball rants on the generic blog network
And the blogger said, you know you always have the
Panda by your side
And I was so pleased to be informed of this
That I flamed twenty knuckleheads in his honor
Thank you Panda, thank you lord
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 23, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Many blog drafts lost their lives
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 23, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Shooting for #82...
Velez 2B.
Torres CF.
Winn RF.
Sandoval 3B.
Uribe SS.
Bowker LF.
Ishikawa 1B.
Whiteside C.
Sanchez P.
lol wut
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 23, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL POSEY
And to a lesser degree, Nate. See what he can in do center.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Once we’re “officially” out of this thing, I wanna see Fred-Nate-Bowker. That satisfies all followers here, isn’t terrible, and lets all of them show what they have. Posey should start, Frandsen at SS or 2B, Velez at 2B, Rohlinger at 3rd. Come on Bochy, please? You’ve had the rest of the season to screw us over, please give us the last 2 weeks?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Garko really has to be wondering what he has to do to play now.
"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe
FREE BUSTER POSEY
As Larry King would say....
Walks are bad, right?
"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe
FREE BUSTER POSEY
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Not shooting very hard….
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres? Really? Bochy didn’t even want him to swing the bat yesterday in the first inning with a runner in scoring position with NO OUTS. Blech. Anyone but Torres.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m fine with Torres cause of his D
An OF of Bowker-Velez/Lewis-Nate would sorta be comical
With malice towards the Dodgers
Rowand
At one point late in the game (after one of the innumerable Blank singles) Aaron spent an inordinate amount of time watching the replay on the Juimbo as he strolled back to his position.
No , really. Count ten seconds , and remember that the ball is still in play.
This whole time Rowand is not interested in what’s happening on the playing field but what happened on the playing field.
I’m a little frustrated by much of things Rowand , so I yelled “WATCH THE GAME , ROWAND!”
Pretty sure he hears that because as he turned to face the action he managed to flip the bird with his right hand.
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 23, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t even tell whether this is a real lineup or you’re trying to make fun of Bochy.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
FUCK YOU BOCHY FOR NOT PLAYING POSEY
2B Velez
CF Torres
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
SS Uribe
LF Bowker
1B Ishikawa
C Whiteside
P Sanchez
With malice towards the Dodgers
At least this means Buster will be out in the bull pen. I’m gonna try to get him to sign my catchers mitt.
/has given up on this season.
OMG WHITESIDE.........
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WHITESIDE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Buster Posey's first day in SF
“Hey Coach, don’t worry, I’m not gonna sleep with your wife like Kevin Frandsen did. He told me all about it. Those pictures were hot! You’re a very lucky man.”
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
I was pleased to peruse the latest Giants magazine today and see these topical headlines:
Spotlight – Nate Schierholtz
The Perfect Fit – Freddy Sanchez
The Evolution of Matt Cain
what does nate have to do , to get a start around here?
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
not run over Botchy's dog
too late
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Sep 23, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
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