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I know i’ve never seen someone personally get thrown out in a double play before they’ve even left the batters box. So with that in mind here is my attempt at naming 50 things that are faster than Bengie Molina.

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Lame.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 22, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

hi

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone noticed me!!

Oh wait, you’re saying hi to groug…
SIgh…

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 23, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey groug, did you try to say something to me? There were a few seconds there where my hearing was obstructed by some noise or other, and I don’t know if you were trying to talk to me then. If you were, I wasn’t ignoring you, I swear. It was just that annoying noise. Whatever it was. You might have heard it to.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just coughed a little bit. Don’t worry about it. I heard some noise too.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 23, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Future Bengie Molina is so slow he can only travel into the past.

Think about it.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 23, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You actually thought of 50 things? time to stop obsessing so much

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

51) The Conchord Jet
52) The Bullet Train
53) An ocelot on speed

Wait, am I doing this wrong?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 23, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

It’s Concorde.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 23, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

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