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Post-Game Recap: Giants Beat the Diamondbacks

Comedian Frank Caliendo shows his displeasure after plans to let him throw the first pitch were canceled.

More photos » by Matt York - AP

Comedian Frank Caliendo shows his displeasure after plans to let him throw the first pitch were canceled.

It's better to be four back rather than four-and-a-half back. And don't you forget it.

Also of note: Brian Wilson got really good when we weren't looking.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Brian Wilson 5-5 64 0 0 0 35 6 69.0 58 25 20 2 25 76 2.61 1.20

Damn.

Also also of note: Freddy Sanchez should probably reevaluate his expectations for a new contract, and if he has any dignity, he'll give the Giants the first shot at a cheaper Freddy Sanchez. What a freaking disappointment.

Also also also of note:

 

If I had to pick which situation wouldn't be freaky-crazy, give me the 5-7/9-3 combo. Ridiculously unlikely? Of course. But not once-in-a-generation crazy.

We're in this thing, but only because hockey's so lame.

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Adam Kennedy since the Trade Deadline: .287/.360/.392
Cost of acquiring Adam Kennedy: Presumably not Tim Alderson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, I wouldn’t have been overwhelmed with joy at getting Kennedy, even for a low price.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It wouldn’t have been as exciting but it likely would have been a much more useful and less expensive pickup.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t think Sanchez was all that exciting, really. I just would’ve expected Kennedy to be worthless.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH WELL HE WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN SO THERE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone think frandsen could have been more productive than Renteria?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm…. so which prospect would we have had to give up for him?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For Frandsen?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Velez

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we could have traded randy winn for bowker too!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bowker tool

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I repeat:

Frandsen can’t hit a monkey with a banana.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 22, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would anybody want to do that?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s not a high bar…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we already have one 2002 angel on this team and that is one too many.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

those poor 2002 angels...

all struck by lightning and died in the middle of game 6…

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So we have a zombie on our team? And a well-fed one, at that.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are we going to start the whole slow vs fast zombie conversation again, or is this fat zombies vs skinny zombies ?

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Sep 22, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie Molina is a slow zombie.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s been feeding on Bochy and Dunston’s brains.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe I said “well-fed.”

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

***ZING***

well done sir, well done !

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lately, the Freddy Sanchez trade makes me want to weep. Moreso.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also Sabean will gleefully sign Sanchez to something like 2 years, 18 million.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jerry the King Lawler really let himself go.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least he's not Steve McMichael

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Together we can count to this many.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 22, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

F Sanchez is made of porcelain.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why is pablo's baby a ginger?

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So that game was good?

That’s nice to know.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The GDT’s were better.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Happy pillows.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hot blondes

natto pasties
moar bob howry
i worked in a gms office therefore i am more intelligent than you
lady gaga

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 21, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and HOW could i forget!?!??

Anne Hathaway

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 21, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How could you!

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Such groupthink on here it’s sickening

by DFAAurillia on Sep 21, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

better than grougthink

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am constantly sick.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 21, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope the Lady Gaga conversation was about how disgusting she is

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 22, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, for the second time today, I’d like to point out that Blake Lively is smokin hot. So you can add her to the hot blondes list

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 22, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We went over this: Lock Jaw.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 22, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

♥ Blake Lively

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 22, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lady Gaga = Grace Frehley

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lady Gag-her-please

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting concept.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't always notice the outcome of sports contests, but when I do, I prefer my team win.

I am the most interesting mayor in the world. Stay thirsty, Bitches.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ym

nerds. HTH!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

“nerds” is the only thing I understand there, Tiki.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Most Interesting Man In the World (MIMITW)..

“His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number. He never says something tastes like chicken. Not even chicken.”

All Dos Equis MIMITW video ads here

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Sep 22, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

newsletter?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, for the record...

Frank Caliendo sucks.

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The record will so reflect.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 21, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was funny on the D-backs broadcast. I’ve always enjoyed him in short spurts, but any more than 10 minutes and bleh

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 22, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s only funny when he’s doing Madden and nothing else.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Al Pacino was funny and so was Seinfeld one but his John Madden is his money impersonation

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was calling the half inning as Bob Uecker, John Madden, and Harry Caray combined and it was really funny. He would switch off their voices brilliantly.

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You must not have heard his Jim Rome

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or the Charles Barkley one, or Chris Rock

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His George W. was pretty spot-on too.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree. One of my favorites.

OT: How was the BOC concert?

by Jakespaar on Sep 22, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty amazing

Especially since it was free :)

It wasn’t a long show, just about an hour, but boy can they still rock. You could tell Buck was feeling his age, as he didn’t move too much, but he had what felt like 10-minute guitar solos for about every song. In fact, most of the set felt like a giant guitar solo (which is right up my alley).

I’ve seen Metallica, Tool, and a number of bands live, and this one is definitely up there as one of my favorites.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool

I was thinking of going, but it was a very busy week for me and I had to get up early the next day… :-(

by Jakespaar on Sep 22, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Disagree, saw him live and absolutely loved the show

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he gets a show

Firefly gets nothing. HoLOLy wood.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 22, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Frank Caliendo just camped outside John Maddens house waiting for him to do something he can copy?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WhoWillSaveAngel?

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 22, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, the regular season hasn’t started yet, has it?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because it's worth repeating

The Giants clinched a not-losing season!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HERE COMES BOCHY!

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT, LARS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Success!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL 3rd time all year Bengie has scored on a sac fly.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t he do it twice in one game sometime this year?

Yeesh.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was almost

thrown out at second on a single not long before…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 22, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember a couple games back

when the left fielder almost threw him out at first. Not cool.

by TwoBagger on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I chose to watch HIMYM and House. I still think I made the right decision.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I watched House and Castle, and I made the right decision too, even though I am not sure I have any idea what the hell happened on House.

by sprdelfin on Sep 21, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

House is crazy.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not anymore!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 22, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or IS HE?

Tune in next Monday, 8/7 central!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I felt like it was some kind of remake of One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also of Note:

The Az tv feed mentioned McCovey Chronicles.

(for those who missed the GDTs)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I missed that part

What’s the story?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing really

The announcers saw someone write that the Giants could go 13-0 and have a chance at the wildcard. They remarked that the Giants had some really positive fans.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

LOL

oh god

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow!

Optimism, ftw!

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The get us.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and AZ has some really gullible broadcasters

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants had some really positive fans.

Arizona Diamondbacks announcers everyone

by sfoakbay on Sep 21, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, someone missed sarcasm class

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 21, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they like me, they really really like me

by mlb22 on Sep 22, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 22, 2009 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They also said McCovey Chronicles was full of “Great folks” , “Passionate Folks”, and “they have not given up yet”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 22, 2009 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I get

for not posting during last night’s game… did they actually READ this?

Also, does this mean the grougthink here will like the AZ announcers? If so I’ll have to defect to the Pirates’ blog, whatever that is. I can finally be popular!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 22, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim McLennan,

aka manager of the AZSnakepit interviewed Grace and Sutton before the game. That’s why it came up. They mentioned the Snakepit a couple times, then they also mentioned McCovey Chronicles.

Posting 65 comments/day since June '07.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They obviously haven’t seen any of my comments.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or any other ones.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did they mention my dick jokes or dancing?

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

looks like you got the shaft Goofus

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 22, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That game made me sleepy, but I’m still fairly happy.

Theoretically, all that has to happen is that the Giants go on a four game winning strike while the Rockies lose four in a row. Then, new season!

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It was a long game.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My typing tonight has reflected this fact.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t notice any typos from you. But then I was manning the bar for the latter part of the game…

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to a bar in Berkeley where the bartenders tasted every drink they made. I would have been wasted in about 10 minutes.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lightweight!

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fo’ sho’.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahahahaha

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, that was much appreciated. wee need more gameday bars

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg Pappa on the Rowand sac Fly “And Bengie Molina for the first time all season will score on a sac fly”

I lol’d then felt bad.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how many times he's made it to 3B after a single or walk?

Talk about SSS…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 22, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone post the roll call so I can get to bed.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeeeaaa

there was no roll call yesterday, i was disappointed

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

technically they should still be able to pull the roll calls for those games.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they have the moral responsibility to do so.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea i was up there too…not tonight though, didnt show up til the 8th

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was trying to win tonight.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

atta kid

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta have goals.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My goal is to learn all the states of India for a Sporcle quiz.

NERD.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Special.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Think of India as a baseball diamond. It’ll make it easier for you to recall everything.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

e.g. Gujurat is 3B.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

O/T: Your Ray Ratto picture is killing me.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I’ll change it to a picture of Professor Imwinkelried….

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 21, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only if he is wearing his USC (rescission!) tie in the picture.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just grabbed one of the first GIS ones I could find.

“Winky” always reminded me of the Monopoly Man.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 21, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arunachal Pradesh = home dugout
Jammu and Kashmir = scoreboard
Himachal Pradesh = deep center field
Tamil Nadu = left handed batters’ box

Heh.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do actually want to learn stuff about the states, though, not just the names for the quiz.

I am pleased with myself that I can remember how to spell Chhattisgarh, though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only really know Northern India. Well, I know South Indian cuisine, but that’s all I know about the region.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 21, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know more about Hinduism and Buddhism than anything else, really. I’m more familiar with the politics and history of Sri Lanka than India, which is kind of weird, I guess.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s not that weird, if you think about it. There’s a lot less to know about Sri Lanka, and it’s made a number of international headlines over the years. It’s kind of like knowing more about Babe Ruth than about the ’27 Yankees.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 21, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hm, my brother's fiance begs to differ

Sri Lanka is a very intersting place in its own right.

Even if in India, they do call it ’India’s dropping’

by bobnothing on Sep 21, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but I would agree there’s less to know. It’s much, much smaller.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In my case, my aunt was in Sri Lanka for two years when I was a kid as a Peace Corps volunteer – right before things really got out of hand there. The volunteers who replaced her had to be evacuated by helicopter a few months after they arrived, in fact. So it’s a long-standing interest for me.

I have a long-standing interest in India too, but like I said, it’s generally had more to do with its mythology and such than its politics. Although I can name about half of India’s prime ministers (thanks, Sporcle), which I guess is pretty nerdy in itself for an American, I suppose.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My strategy on the Indian Prime Minister quiz

/type “Gandhi”
/type “Nehru”
/type “Singh”
/think for ten seconds
/give up

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 21, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

The last guy was Vajpayee, but that’s hard to remember if you didn’t know who he was to begin with.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is sort of nerdy, I guess. Most Americans learned everything they know about India by watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. That’s how it was with me for most of my life. Oh, wait, I also learned a bit from this episode of Highlander:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Episodes_of_Highlander_(season_4)#The_Wrath_of_Kali

Oh, wait! I almost forgot Octopussy!

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 21, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also Apu from the Simpsons.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, yeah.

His graduating class at Cal-Tech (Calcutta’s Institute of Technology) had seven million people, and also a cobra gave him his diploma.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 21, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s also a Brahmin.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

May the many arms of Vishnu

strangle all of you for your blasphemy. Thank you, come again!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 22, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nerdy knowledge

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was filmed in Sri Lanka. Well, a lot of it was.

More nerdy: it was filmed there because the Indian government wouldn’t let them film in India because they considered it racist.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanted to be Short Round when I was a little kid and travel the world with Indiana Jones. (I would have worn a New York Giants hat, though, I suppose.) Unfortunately, I most closely resembled that effete Indian prince.

:(

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 21, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was Short Round when I played “Indiana Jones” with my friend in kindergarten.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 21, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you did great!

Top 10 or BUST!

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll never beat Jponry, though.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you just did.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Catfight!

by Grant on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only if you’re really lucky.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at me go.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gimme a couple minutes

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are asking for patience from this crowd?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Patience is a virgin.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 22, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he is.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would never want bad news

delivered by Greg Papa

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow totally misplaced, my bad

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NERDS

I actually kinda mean it in this case.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s true that I never go out, but that’s only because I’m constantly inside having sex

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 22, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t understand why anyone cares about the roll call.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its a fun little thing to see who has no life. Or to reinforce the fact that all of us already know.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I care

because it was written by snakecharmer…

Posting 65 comments/day since June '07.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roll Call

Merope, heimy25, thecity23, Johnny Disaster, SFGuy, WhereThere’sAWillieThere’sAMays, can of corn, Sabean’s_Folly, Natto, deuce deuce, sadison bummedgarner, ResDog, Lars The Wanderer, jcb9, Giant among Angels, jhiat00, mymclife, jponry, EliminateMe, walkoff baltimore chop, raisingcain, tobias, TGOH, capn, greatgiantfan, Hoist That Rag, howtheyscored, CB30, SeeingStars, ringleader3, mlb22, jctGamer, sfoakbay, tk, kdl, timmeh, Alex_Lewis, SF Pete, DrStankus, satyricrash, KINGofCRA5H, nostocksjustbonds, AndYourBirdCanSing, rightcenterfielder, WalrusMan, out machine, unk, esseffgeez, nogooddeed, NuschlerFace, cybermaldonado, Bballpitcher2, The Franchise, GiantsBabe, DividedByZero, rxmeister, DJ Tofu, travis j bagdad, Orwell D. Catt, Squez, speckops, cloudydays, BaronVonCurrentEvents, DanRed, khenderson, rhys, beat_la_25, cheno, DuikeBuike, NHL84, ryanmiles, Karlifornia, Goofus, DFAAurillia, sakbaum, TimLaser and MattyC, scout6, Mayor of 311, Speedforthewin, calpolynate, Lisa Stevens, j14, giants9107, kush, taliesin, thethrillisgone, i wish we were good, Juan Primo, GiantPain, oldjacket, Stuttering John Tamargo, IMbitter, grape, Bond16, Grant

Total Users: 95
Total Posts: 2645
Total Threads: 3

Name # of Posts
Natto 214
Lars The Wanderer 188
kdl 171
heimy25 130
Giant among Angels 105
DrStankus 105
scout6 102
Alex_Lewis 97
Sabean’s_Folly 82
satyricrash 77

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Should I be embarrassed or proud?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m a little horrified that I had 97 and only came in 8th. In this, of all games.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think about 10% of my posts were actually about the game.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, this game had to have the most non baseball talk in a long time

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, non-game talk.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Universal.

I sat on the ’Pit’s GDT just before the fifth run scored (narcissistic bow/yr wlcm!) and then read the thread after the game. Three years ago the ’Pit was five people all calling a game – now it looks like , well , this.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 22, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAY!!!

High fives kdl! The SILVER! I knew you had it in you!

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be the bra-nz, wouldn't it?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops. Olympics fail.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, we’ll give Natto the platinum

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was the thought that counts, darlin’!

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see what you did there.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just supporting the sisterhood.

pun not necessarily intended.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m really lagging lately.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

130 posts and probably 15 of them were baseball related

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

of my 102 i would hazard about 20 were baseball related.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, I just said the same thing.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

small night tonight. man, almost made it to 109.

Not bad for arriving in the 6th inning.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never win. :(

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve won once. Because it was a day game and sucked and was really slow.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which, I’m now passed 22,000 comments. I remember being at like 5000 mid-season last year and thinking that was a ridiculous amount. LOL me.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you'll get there!

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I even tried starting a giant crapfest and it didn’t work. I’m hopeless.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never want to win this particular accolade.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 22, 2009 4:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jponry was 11th with 73, if anyone is curious.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was not curious but i think everyone else was.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

also

wut wearing? :)

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

clothing

OH HEY (PUTS ON NERD CAP)

IS THAT A PICTURE OF GHALEON IN YOUR AVATAR?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad that someone noticed.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never played Lunar.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And yet you got the reference. That’s somewhat remarkable.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s pretty nerdy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve read about a lot of JRPGs.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No better way to spend an Friday night.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

honestly

I used to just read the Eternal Blue Complete player’s guide back in the day. It’s … fun.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Written by Zack Somebody

They were actually pretty good reads.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed 100%.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better reply

NOT GHALEON, DEAR JPONRY. MAGIC EMPEROR GHALEON!!

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YESSSS

Great games.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve beaten all iterations of it (save the Game Gear one) an embarrassing number of times.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve only played the two PS1 remakes and the GBA version of SSS (which had a glitch that made it embarrassingly easy) but they’re so entertaining.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s possible to use an emulator and play through the Sega CD versions. You miss out on some incredibly important things by not giving them a go. For sentimental reasons, I’m more fond of them than the remakes.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hm, I might have to go seek out a Sega CD emulator and give it a shot. I know I’ve heard they’re WAY more difficult.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think 1000 posts were about Bob Howry.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That might be on the low side.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some time, we should try to do 1000 comments on Bronswell Patrick.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And 500 about Bronson Pinchot.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap, he’s the voice of the VW Beetle in the commercials.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wut

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Random

Did you know that the guy who played Pedro Cerrano in Major League does the allstate commercials now?

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That I knew.

And he’s a Giants fan!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t even know that he was a Giants fan

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Born and raised in San Mateo.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My mom and dad went to high school with a bunch of his brothers. They were all bad news except for President Palmer, apparently.

by Grant on Sep 21, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You stay away from those Haysbert boys!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have the Bibi Babka song stuck in my head now.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice to see me not making the list since I left about the 6th inning.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I made the list even though I didn’t watch this game anywhere near a computer. That takes a special talent.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant, I made the roll call.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Things that make you go "Hmmm"

Bengie Molina had a stolen base in 2006.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t the story that he stole it off his brother Jose?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 21, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that Jose broke both his legs on the play and threw the ball into the stands

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 21, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and it still was a bang bang play

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pics or it didn't happen

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t get that “Oh fuck, here comes B-Weez” feeling anymore.

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah me niether. Its kinda strange. Maybe i should take up canyon throwing.

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by scout6 on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or P90X!

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by Goofus on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Villalona's trial will be in TWO MONTHS?

Speedy trial is speedy.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do they have prison ball down in DR?

I’m only being half sarcastic here.

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by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Before pitching with the Indians. Rick Vaughn pitched in the California Penal League

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then set the major league record for strikeouts by an ex car thief

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and wore a pair of badass glasses

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and shared his barber with Brian Wilson.

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by bgunn on Sep 22, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and nailed the 3rd baseman’s wife

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and struck that motherfucker out

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 22, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Profound Bip is Profound.

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The announcers are OK if Sanchez is sidelined because Velez can play 2B. Yeah…

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

team mvp

1. velez
2. molina
3. uribe
4. winn
5. sandoval

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

10. Lincecum

30. Cain

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, it goes:
1. Renteria
2. Molina
3. Uribe
4. Winn
5. Velez
32. Lewis
33. Buster Posey

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How could I forget Renteria

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he hit those grand slams those other times

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but who will play LF? GASP

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Edgar?

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I had to guess, it will just be Uribe at 2B and Edgar at SS, with Torres/Velez in Left

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Torres.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 22, 2009 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

His value is value is much higher if he plays 2nd. Assuming his defense isn’t catastrophic, anyway (big assumption).

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

also assuming randy winn doesn’t replace him in the outfield.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 21, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright folks. I am now going to bed. goodnight folks.

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by scout6 on Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

peace

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goodnight everyone

talk to you all tomorrow

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

’Night!

I’m out, too. Bye NERDS.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

be in touch re tix!

good night

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHUT UP

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 22, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jon Miller picks Howry

SUCK IT, HATERS

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HIGHEST PAID RELIEVER

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/clap clap clap

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

u know it

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

always. Fredemption is always just around the corner. and that RBI total is going up as well

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he might hit 20 before the year is over!!

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now to 1) finish my plant bio paper and 2) change my avatar to Natto’s awesome drawing of RJ

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

in the “My little giants” thread

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go for it.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Natto, thanks again for doing these. They turned out great!

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m going to try and finish the rest of them tonight unless I get distracted by Beatles Rock Band.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet. the thread does need moar fake bunt

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No it's not cool.

I mean, you can do it if you want. But, cool?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Missed the game...

how did Sanchez get hurt? Sitting on the bench cheering for a Sandoval double?

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 21, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Receiving a cut off throw from Rowand.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He made an awkward step and tweaked his leg. I’m not making this up.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some lols for you guys

In my 3 hour long Intro to Weather class, some classmates were discussing the Giants. Guess who’s name came up first as “being the problem”?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 21, 2009 11:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ummmmmm…Fred Lewis?

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winner

They also said some other bullcrap not worth repeating, but some more examples include “Ryan Garko sucks, Bengie is 2nd best hitter after Pablo.”

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 21, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie is 2nd best hitter after Pablo

Of balls out of the K zone.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 22, 2009 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eli Manning

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if it was 4 the lolz

im guessing they said someone like cain or pablo?

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FRED LEWIS!

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWO GAME WINNING RBIS IN FOUR GAMES NERDS

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLUTCH DOWN THE STRETCH

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 21, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he can teach Freddie Sanchez how to stretch

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 22, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Baron

where have you gone? Your education is just letting so many McC slash-fiction setups go to waste…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 22, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only bad part about changing my avatar to RJ is that now my posts don’t stand out as much

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No, but your big unit does

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by Goofus on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You Howry apologists have any groupthink left for me before I go to bed?

by DFAAurillia on Sep 21, 2009 11:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It kinda sucks when GDT explode into a stats argument

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s worse in regular threads.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s what happens when you know your team isn’t going to make the playoffs and are playing an uninteresting team like Arizona

by DFAAurillia on Sep 21, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah. It happened throughout the whole season. Since there are always opportunities to change the team in some way, arguments are going to start. It doesn’t matter who we are playing, if Fred Kewis gets brought up, an argument is starting

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HDU

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was accident, no need to anger the gods mods

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we should all start an uprising and overthrow the mods. Just for fun

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 22, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That probably won’t work very well.

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by Natto on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OPPRESSION OF THE WEAK!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Listen, you guys are the ones who voted for Grant, and he legally nominated us for office as moderators. If you have a problem with the system, it’s your own fault. Also, if you have a problem with the system, we can ban you.

Your call.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/voted for Kodos

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/banned

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you don't like it start your own blog

/ awaits special reward for loyalist suckupitude

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by natteringnabob on Sep 22, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I misspelled Fred’s name, and in doing so made a new nickname for him

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always like K Fred

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The funny thing is I’m on the Fred Lewis bandwagon

by DFAAurillia on Sep 21, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we all pick our battles.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GROUPTHINK!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 22, 2009 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

howryhowryhowryhowryhowryhowryhowryhowryhowryhowryhowryhowryhowry

by DrStankus on Sep 21, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the horror

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Said Rudy T as he gets up and went looking for Kermit Washington.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

verb/tense fail

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watch out JCB might get really angry. Stickler for punctuation and grammar on a blog that posts pictures of dancing cats

by DFAAurillia on Sep 21, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That jcb is so full of rage.

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the Howry apologists: Look, he’s been pretty stinky with the game on the line. Admit it. That can color a person’s evaluation of a reliever.

For the Howry haters: It’s more likely that’s a bunch of bad luck than a lack of mental toughness or talent, especially considering that Howry’s been a late-inning reliever for years.

Now kiss and make up, you guys.

by Grant on Sep 21, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DIBS ON THE GIRLS

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howie in a dress is all I could scrounge up. Sorry.

by Grant on Sep 21, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s so nice.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take what I can get.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With or without the fail beard?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was there really a huge argument?

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SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 21, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

actually.

I’ve been a Howry defender of sorts – I’ve never denied the fact that he’s struggled in high profile situations. But at the same time, he’s probably the 6th or 7th person I’d blame for the three most high profile losses he’s gotten (the rookie HR walkoffs)

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im in the middle, I wouldnt even pick sides in this argument.

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by CB30 on Sep 21, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFAAurilia had sumpin’ ta say!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Listen my general argument was that I feel people only rely on stats here. Which I think is a mistake. I think it’s dumb to completely ignore intangibles and observational scouting just as it is equally dumb to ignore statistics and go with gritty, veteran, been there before bullshit

My observations of Howry has been that he sucked in meaningful situations. And Grant backed up what I had seen with statistics. So obviously the two can and should work together.

And yah I went all “i’ve worked for a baseball team” for a bit but I stand by that to a degree. From having spent time in a major league locker room there is more to a guys performance than statistical projections. There are nuances. Unfortunately we have a melonheaded swedish chef who relies on these nuances to the team’s detriment. And that is something we can all agree on in.

That is all goodnight

by DFAAurillia on Sep 21, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FWIW

Howry certainly hasn’t been very effective in tie games.

Where he has been pretty effective is being brought into games with runners already on base in the middle innings. That might be the best time to use him.

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

upon which we all can agree.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know that line of work well, and while that’s not very interesting, i will ask you to refrain from calling it a locker room, as it is a clubhouse. if only to be a smartass during what turned out to be a hilarious evening.

haha, etc.

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was using the vernacular of the people MLB

by DFAAurillia on Sep 21, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’ve had that very same discussion you’ve had about reliance on stats before, however it was usually in person and not with text on computers. i generally agree with you. however, in this current setting, you must remember that some people (not all) have rehearsed responses and answers ready to fire back (almost like a macro). they are the same people that hope bad things happen. their fingers are just itching to either insert acronyms like LOL into words, or rip into the team they know they love yet instead like to bash. in other words, sometimes its just good humor when someone criticizes you, and not worth the artery swelling. again, not all, just some.

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s an unfair and baiting statement, and “not all, just some” is a cheap dodge. I very much doubt that anyone here is secretly hoping the Giants fail, unless it’s a Bochy-must-go! end-of-season sentiment. Why would you pick a team to cheer against and then hang out online with fans of that team long enough to have stats-based arguments over an obscure set-up man? It’s like cheating at solitaire.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The fact that most of the people he’s talking about got legitimately upset after some of the Giants losses this year – like really upset – should sorta prove that no one here is rooting for the Giants to lose…

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

see, the giants are making such huge mistakes that the criticism is so basic, that it might seem like a “macro”.

They are 10 years behind the curve in their statistical analysis, just based on where other teams are. 25 if you look at what Bill James and Pete Palmer, et al, were writing.

Just look at Freddy Sanchez. I think that the statistical analysis went as far as “300 hitter, All Star”.

Molina, average and home runs, he must be one of the best hitting catchers in the league.

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, I think there was a good statistical argument for acquiring Sanchez… that said, I don’t understand how they could have possibly botched his injury situation so thoroughly. How can you look at a guy’s injury that kept him from playing for his new team for half a week and think, “Oh, there’s no way this could be a problem down the line!”

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I think there was a good statistical argument for getting Freddy.

I just don’t think that the Giants did it. I think it was just surface (300 hitter, All Star). They might arrive at the same place in this instance, but that still doesn’t make their process correct.

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Name names, weasel. Give examples. Don’t come onto a Giants blog and accuse people of rooting for the Giants to lose.

If people have responses ready to fire back, it’s probably because the argument has come up twenty times before.

by taliesin on Sep 22, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

to be fair

I have read at least a few people post that they want the Giants to tank for a better draft position.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Xanthan hates the Giants.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 22, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but not as much as Beckham’s hair

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Xanthan loves pie (charts) as much as he hate beckham’s hair

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 22, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea what half the stats I read here even mean. “His FAP is low but his YAkS is around -.567”

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 22, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats better than any giant

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d like to say that I, in fact, do work for a baseball team, and still believe that “nuance” is overrated.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 22, 2009 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should have read farther.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 22, 2009 5:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there are still Howry apologists out there?

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Free of Charge

The argument against Howry: He’s been terrible in high-leverage situations this year, which is a reliever’s most important job. So, even though that’s more than a little luck based, it is fact of how he’s performed.

Also, since low-leverage relievers tend to face worse hitters than high leverage ones his shiny ERA is less impressive.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 22, 2009 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

leverage index doesn’t take into account the hitter at the plate, rather the situation.

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it doesn’t, but many managers tend to put their best pinch hitters in for the high leverage situations. Also, guys throwing garbage innings tend to see a lot more of the “B” lineup.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 22, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure how much of a difference that would make, except in real blowouts.

Also, given that there is a stepdown by dint of coming in as a pinch hitter, not sure that unless it is a super star coming in for an at bat that the pinch hitter is going to be better than what was there (non Giants lineups excepted).

And, if it isn’t a blow out, then you are likely to use your superstar getting a day off in a higher leverage situation.

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not sure how much it effects the stats of a pitcher either (I’m playing a little bit of devil’s advocate here). But just to elaborate, Howry has faced batters with a collective .737 OPS this year, while Affeldt has faced a collective OPS of .774.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 22, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would say the fact that high-leverage relievers face tougher hitters probably has little to do with pinch hitters, because few of them are that good. It’s more likely that a RHP is specifically brought in to face a tough RHH. If Affeldt’s in there and Khalil Greene comes up, you’d probably stick with him. But if it’s Pujols, time for the right-hander.

by taliesin on Sep 22, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NERDS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 21, 2009 11:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I need to drive home from campus. Have a nice night all.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 11:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting

I had to leave once the DBacks tied it at 4… I just returned to find some interesting things and some weird things. A Giants win (good). People talking about stat-nerds, who knows how to argue better than others, working for a baseball team (ironically, I do as well, but that’s not interesting). And apparently my “If the Giants go 13-0” post, riddled with sarcasm that they apparently overlooked, got McC mentioned on Arizona TV.

I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not, but when I see Mark Grace secretly smoking cigs in places he isn’t allowed to, I’ll give him a McC fist-tap. OK, no I won’t.

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 11:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is there a translation guide for this

by mlb22 on Sep 22, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, barring a miracle the Giants season is over. Time to focus on football

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 22, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

does this mean you aren’t in?

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet, but as of now, Chris Carpenter and Adam Wainwright are scheduled to pitch Friday and Saturday night in Colorado, respectively.

by deuce deuce on Sep 22, 2009 2:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I won’t care if they win the Cy Young award if they beat the ROckies.

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by Natto on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re in this thing

YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

But only because hockey’s so lame.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Jibblescribbits on Sep 22, 2009 5:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeeze, it feels weird not watching the giants since i’m at last taking my first exams of senior year, plus went yesterday to see Robert F. Kennedy Jr. talk, then exam tonight, exam tomorrow, then done, it’s too bad i’m not here as often as i’d like

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 6:31 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

heh

wrong kennedy. I thought, didn’t he die in a plane crash

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well it was his dad that was assassinated

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just skimmed over the first name and saw the F. Kennedy Jr and thought John John.

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohhhh, yea, well this guy was pretty amazing, he had some really good ideas for having energy forever that would mean spending 1.5 trillion dollars to get everything going but we’d pay that back easily since we wouldn’t be using coal or anything harmful.

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

algae

I was reading about using this to create diesel, which can be burned very cleanly now.

Wouldn’t impact the food supply, like other methods. Wouldn’t cause an increase in electric power use, which has a ton of problems for creation, storage and transmission.

Take the Prius…ultimate green car, right? Except for the environmental impact of creating the batteries, which is tremendous.

Diesel wouldn’t have that much of an up front cost either, since existing gas stations already have or could easily add diesel pumps. The current cost of a hydrogen pump is over $1MM!

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, that’s crazy, i knew that about the making of batteries, but in all honesty, he talked alot about all the great things we could do with our country. But in the end all of this has repercussions that he never explained

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IIRC

The lead for the batteries is mined in Canada, sent to eastern europe for refining, on to Japan to be put into the actual batteries and then the car (it might stop in China for part of this) and then potentially shipped to the US.

Literally around the world.

Which is not to say that this is all 100% bad, but it isn’t a great start.

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but disposal of them

is very “clean”… just toss them in a pit and cover! Nothing greener than that… and these things don’t exactly have tiny batteries.

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Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 22, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

almost fell in the sarchasm

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe those are called unintended consequences, which most politicians don’t like to talk about when promoting their “solutions.”

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this

is a better idea than the electric car.. as you say mass-production of batteries is pretty environmentally bad too. But even if everyone could plug their car in at night (i.e. most cars in SF and NY won’t work this way…) I haven’t seen a real estimate for how much juice would have to come from the grid to power them. It would make our blackout mess of 2000 look like the Gilded Age.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 22, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus coal power plants pump much more carbon into the air than cars. If everyone plugged thier car in it could actually make things worse.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not true. Gasoline engines are so inefficient that even given the mix on the current grid, an all-electric fleet would produce somewhat less carbon than the current gasoline one. If the grid were powered entirely with coal, it would be close to an even swap. But it’s not.

by taliesin on Sep 22, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Depends on how new an engine you're talking about.

Also, it depends whether or not you’re talking currently or looking at the big picture. From the cradle to the grave, a Prius right now generates more carbon emissions than a Hummer.

This is why I drive a Focus. :-P

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 22, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s assuming that the Prius will only last 100,000 miles or something like that when they’ve shown they can last much longer

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 22, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, that Prius/Hummer story has been debunked. It turns out that among the faulty assumptions in the original was that the Prius would last for 109000 miles while the Hummer would get 375000.

by taliesin on Sep 22, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why even drive a hummer? what’s the point? or even an SUV? just wondering, because i got a sports car… and i kinda agreed with Kennedy when he said, something like “do we ever use the 4 wheel drive”

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bumper sticker

Nice SUV. Sorry About Your Penis.

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, yea, for sure, i mean HOW OFTEN DO YOU GO OFFROADING? i’ve never met anyone whose actually used the 4 wheel drive

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, the Hummer I think you drive because you’re a dick, frankly. But as to SUVs in general, my view is that people ought to drive a car that suits their needs. If you have a bunch of kids to cart around and stuff, you probably need a big vehicle. Go ahead and get that SUV. But if you get an SUV and it has one person in it 99% of the time, you’re just being wasteful.

by taliesin on Sep 22, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

right, heck, you could even buy a minivan if you have that many kids, but i agree, an SUV>>>> minivan if you have a ton of kids

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eugenio Velez is a better power hitter than Mark Reynolds! *
  • assuming Velez has another 7692 PAs hitting HRs at the same rate he has, and that Mark Reynolds never plays another game, Velez will finish with more career home runs.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 22, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is another aspect of this debate

which (I’m surprised) no one has yet brought up.

Hybrids produce SMUG.

by Jakespaar on Sep 23, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

absolutely

the important thing to realize about gasoline from petroleum is not that it is such a great source of energy.

Rather, it has so much value because it is a reasonably safe and reasonably dense energy storage mechanism.

Batteries are still a long way from having the capacity to be used like cars are used. And there are the mining and disposal costs to the economy to the environment to worry about, and the cost of fuel, and the likely need to boost the grid massively. And if you are just burning coal? Meh.

Hydrogen burns clean. However, it is less safe than current technology. Also, right now, IIRC, the hydrogen is being derived from petroleum, which is less than ideal. And there would need to be a massive infrastructure to put pumps in place.

I’m eyeballing one of VWs turbo diesels for my next car.

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 22, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he also kinda wanted a national grid system, since it’s going to apparently help with protecting the Appalachians from deforestation since they’re mining for coal out there which deposits mercury into our fish that we eat and all

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A lab on my floor is working on converting algae to biofuel

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 22, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for a second

I was wondering why you were living on the same floor where such a lab would exist.

I’ve probably got something similar growing in my coffee cup. :)

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That dog is smarter than I am!

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by Goofus on Sep 22, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most dogs are smarter than you are, Goofus.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 22, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smart dog is smart.

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by bgunn on Sep 22, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nuclear?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 22, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still want breakfast.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 22, 2009 7:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lars is up for breakfast.

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by Natto on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I told myself that I will not jump on the 49ers bandwagon after what happened to this team. After being kicked in the groin by this team, I’m not ready to be kicked in the groin by the 49ers.

I still believe in Ryan Garko...........

by 49er16 on Sep 22, 2009 8:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

do it!

I think this is the year they make it back to the playoffs. They could really make some noise if they had a decent QB, but I think they could very well win the division if nothing else.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHAUN HILL 90 AND 3 AS A STARTER THO

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea, he’s a pretty damn good game manager… what’s up with the WR’s not getting any touches?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think my ALL CAPS and intentionally hilarious typo might have slipped by here. I like Shaun Hill, but his fumbling and those jump balls will eventually hurt the team, and he’s still pretty rough around the edges in general. He’s put together some very nice drives, and he’s doing what they want him to. He’s a smart player and has two very good, high-percentage, open field choices in Davis and Gore.

If the receivers were actually good, they might be getting more touches.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, it’s beginning to look more and more like Davis is go to person on the O, next to Gore and Bruce. I’m surprised that Morgan isn’t getting more touches. He does have smarts and does have a high percentage. One would never guess this guy is 9-3 as a starter but he’s not turning over the ball that much nor is he making a whole lot of mistakes, although i would like a QB that’d put a little more zip on the ball

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The 30-yard Hail Maries (Marys… ?) can get pretty frustrating to watch for sure.

Morgan is still just a second year guy. He’s always looked like he could be really good, but I think we’re going to be struggling with a lot of the same inconsistencies we saw last year for most of this year.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, but you know, it is what it is, we knew what we were going to get when Hill was starting as QB.

Yea, i’m not down on Morgan, he’s on my fantasy team so i’m just constantly waiting for him to explode or do somewhat decent. I dont know if it’s that he’s not open or that they’re running the ball a ton more

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Hill’s fine as long as the team isn’t down by two scores.

He’s not going to win the game by himself, which is okay when you’re not down big. But there will be games when the defense makes a mistake or someone fumbles or Hill throws a pick-six (I feel like an ass using that term and I don’t know why) when the team is already down by like four points, and I don’t think he has the skillset to overcome that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 22, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You feel like an ass using that term because it’s an assy term to use.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, that’s the reason.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 22, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

try tying your hair with a thong.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will admit I had pretty much given up on Alex Smith, but at this point, since he’s healthy, I really wouldn’t hesitate to put him in if Smith continues to struggle. I give the guy credit for restructuring his contract, and that at least shows he wants to play.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Hill probably as much as any rational person, but even the team is saying “if we can possibly win the game by relying on any other player but our starting quarterback, we’re going to try to do that.” As of right now, I don’t think there’s any reason to want to bench him, but I’d be pretty worried if he keeps fumbling, throwing up jump balls, and putting balls into triple coverage. And let’s not forget the AWESOME play Isaac Bruce made the other day to prevent an interception. Except for a few really nice drives, it hasn’t been pretty with Hill. But his mistakes haven’t been damaging yet and his successes have been plentiful. If he doesn’t improve and that ratio balances out, it could be trouble. But he’s doing fine right now, and the results are there.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

has Wilson not given up a homerun since the Casey Blake incident?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 22, 2009 8:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now that you jinxed it he will.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 22, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight. With the bases loaded in the 8th inning.

/reverse jinx

by esseffgeez on Sep 22, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That just made it worse!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

That was May 10.

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by Natto on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who are we kidding? He’s probably not even gonna make it into tonight’s game!

by esseffgeez on Sep 22, 2009 9:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH GOD WHY!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I kid. I just bought postseason tix.

HE WILL REWARD MY FAITH

by esseffgeez on Sep 22, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Odds

What are the chances Bengie Molina doesn’t start AND Edgar Renteria doesn’t start today? I’ll go 25:1

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 22, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

109:1

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

win

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 22, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants are just flirting with us

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, using their thong as a hair tie always launches me into full-on worship mode.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s nothing like the smell of ass on hair to really make guys froth at the mouth.

This is one of the major reasons I try to keep my ass away from guys. It’s not that I don’t appreciate it. It’s just that I really don’t like frothing.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These things are so dumb

It’s really simple: just get naked or bring us a beer.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Use your thong as a beer cozy!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell!

Dear God, that’s gross. Yes, definitely want to put my underwear in my hair. Sure. Any time.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn’t even notice it, that’s the funny thing, i don’t look at the hair unless my girlfriend actually tells me to look

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

helpful hint

try saying something before she tells you to.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But then how is he supposed to know that he’s supposed to say something?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH WHY AM I SO CONFUSED!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

protip: If you haven’t seen a woman for a while, compliment her on her changed hairstyle. You won’t have noticed any difference, but she’s bound to have changed something.

won’t work for your girlfriend

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think most people are missing the point

The point is not “hey my thong is in my hair”. The point is “you know I am not wearing anything down there and I’m putting thing in my hair to show you that I’m not wearing anything down there”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh good point, yea that totally went over my head

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But she could be wearing regular underwear in the regular way. In fact, why wouldn’t she be? It’s more comfortable.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s the illusion. It doesn’t matter if she’s actually wearing underwear as long as the guy believes she might not be.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s not much of an illusion. David Copperfield could show you a good illusion. And it might even involve flipping a deck of cards.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Ooooh, magic!”

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And candy!

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by Natto on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most thongs are practically not underwear anyway.

O HEY! I MIGHT NOT BE WEARING MY BUTTFLOSS!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty much! my girl hates em, so she just doesnt buy them. I mean from a guys perspective they look good, huh?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thongs are for the weak

C-string is where it’s at.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So if she doesn’t buy them, does that give you the illusion that she doesn’t own any underwear?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d love to think that way

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That just sounds unsanitary.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slightly, but very very sexy… haha

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

have you seen the C-string?

It’s completely ridiculous.

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I seriously don’t know what that is

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take that back, i just looked it up and WTF, it looks really weird, the hecks the point of that

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not going to image search it at work, but I assume that the C stands for clitoris.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

umm, well basically it goes from the front straight to the back, no lines around the waist

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, not exactly. Think G-string, but without the hoop around the waist. It’s shaped like a C.

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By what demonry does it stay on?

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

metal underwire. Think underwired bras.

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just think that’s very very weird… looking at the picture, it just doesnt make any sense

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gravity

She walks around on her hands.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sheer force of will?

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by Natto on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Use the force, Leia!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yoda: Successfully pulled the spacecraft from the swamp you have. Now on to c-strings.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes!

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howie thinks magic tricks with cards is more sexy than a girl without underwear.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know about magic tricks with cards, but Magic Cards are DEFINITELY more sexy than a girl without underwear. I mean, Serra Angel!

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Shivan Dragon was a babe.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 22, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just like the Giants!

Full circle.

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Is this your card?"

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 22, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh for sure, i mean, i’m not sure how turned on i’d be thinking, “oh hey your thongs in your hair, OMG I”M SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW LETS DO IT!!"

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if she wants me to notice the underwear

she better wear it around her face like she’s robbing a stage coach with Jesse James.

by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flip a deck of cards?

Homina homina homina

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by Natto on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAH IM SO TURNED ON!!!! DONT DO IT AGAIN!!!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/flipflipflipflipflipfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here are more of them —

1. Scam a bartender out of a free beer.
2. Make a shot glass out of paper (mmm. Dribbly).
3. Take off his pants with one hand (especially good for when you’ve sprained your wrist trying to put your thong in your hair).
4. Cook bacon. This is a “trick”?

Oookay.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MMMMMMM Bacon

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bacon sounds so so so so good right now

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve been sick for the past few days and have had almost nothing “good” to eat. I would kill for some bacon right now.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bacon is a winner. Everytime.

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does it have-

Make milk come out of your eye?
Win the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest?
Overhaul his transmission?

by out machine on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1. Scam a bartender out of a free beer.

Wait, by flirting with him? That seems like the opposite of the kind of person I’d like.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 22, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What else is on this list? That is incredibly stupid and hilarious.

by out machine on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never trust a “What guys love” type of article that is written by a woman.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guys love it when you talk about your feeeeeelings!
And really open up!

… with your emotions!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The thong thing was really ridiculous

Besides, thongs make a better wrist restraint than a hair tie.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And they make a better ski mask than a wrist restraint.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA! now that is funny

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what kind of women would interest me greatly?

Someone that wears this

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love NERDS! too.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hence, i’m delicious

by PiKAgiant on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THATS WHAT LARS SAID

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would kill for some pie too.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

imaginary numbers gets no love =/

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix Pie?

Posting 65 comments/day since June '07.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix the Cat?

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andres Gallaraga?

Posting 65 comments/day since June '07.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 22, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t know how to post images but Andres Gallaraga?

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jebus Fucking Christ.....

Posting 65 comments/day since June '07.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m aftaid that GIS is NSFW.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s got to be fake.

by taliesin on Sep 22, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hot!

Posting 65 comments/day since June '07.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we are such tools—it’s right there in print!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly, none of you have had sex.

She is using her thong as a hair tie because she is just about to go down on you. And that’s a little hot… Well, assuming that the woman in question is, indeed, attractive.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 22, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keith Law sillyness:

http://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/4177733126

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 22, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

yo face

Posting 65 comments/day since June '07.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 22, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol I sent that to him

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that your twitter then?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah @davidtiao

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/follow

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 22, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/stalk

/extort

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWITTER IS OVER CAPACITY

also there is a flying whale.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 22, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Morning Google Fun

Step 1 : Go to google.com
Step 2 : Type in the following words without pressing enter : Is there
Step 3 : Read the second most popular query
Step 4 : Say out loud : “WTF?”

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 11:18 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sfw?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nm

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes.

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

second most popular after “Is there a God?”

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

And more popular than “life after death”.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 22, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is a way, but it costs like $25,000 and you have to have surgery.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have the $25,000 but you have to go out with me for one week so I can become one of the cool kids at school.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I once read about some sperm donor center in southern California where ladies can go and buy “super sperm” donated by pro athletes, scientists, movie stars, etc.

by deuce deuce on Sep 22, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, they have lots of my sperm over there too.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but it is all on the wall outside of a window.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 22, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t see your point.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is because I keep my curtains closed.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 22, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

must be on the top of your head

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 22, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

let’s just hope that it’s one girl that typed it in a few thousand times

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry I have too much time to google.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 22, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the Google buildings I’ve been in, the lobbies have these projection screens that display a constant stream of all the searches that are being entered (they obviously filter out some terms, but I’m sure “two girls one cup” would go through).

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 22, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the archived articles during the month of August, 2006 over here have anything to say about it, it probably was.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/?year=2006

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 22, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL @ 1st and last

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMGWTF

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic — A top prospect for the San Francisco Giants was charged with murder in the death of a 25-year-old man last weekend at a bar in his Caribbean homeland.

Angel Villalona, who received a club-record $2.1 million bonus when he was signed by the Giants in 2006, wore a bulletproof vest Monday to his hearing at a court in the city of La Romana. He pleaded innocent to the murder charge.

The 19-year-old Villalona could face up to 20 years in prison if found guilty in the Saturday night shooting death of Mario Felix de Jesus Velete.

Judge Aranibal Manzano Zapata ordered Villalona jailed for two months while authorities prepare their case in the Dominican Republic. Villalona turned himself in 12 hours after the shooting at a La Romana bar.

“This is a serious case of voluntary homicide,” public prosecutor Jose Polanco said.

Police haven’t said what the motive for the shooting was.

Villalona, who appeared tired at Monday’s hearing, refused to talk to reporters and tried to hide his face from photographers.

The first baseman played in 74 games with Class A San Jose this season, batting .267 with nine home runs and 42 RBIs. Baseball America chose him as the Giants’ top prospect before the 2008 season and he was selected for the Futures Game during All-Star festivities that year.

The Giants said Monday night they wouldn’t comment further after issuing a statement Sunday saying the club was “disappointed” to learn that Villalona was considered a suspect by Dominican police.

“We will monitor the situation closely and trust that the judicial process in the Dominican Republic will resolve the matter promptly and fairly,” the team said in Sunday’s statement.

Frank Micheli, president of the Azucareros del Este — Villalona’s winter baseball team — did not immediately return calls.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4493302

by DFAAurillia on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So in one season we lost from our “rebuilt” farm sysem…Barnes, Alderson, and Villalona.

by DFAAurillia on Sep 22, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sosa’s not looking so good either.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 22, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AT LEAST WER CONTENDING

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 22, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also Posey...

…though I suppose there’s always the possibility he may turn up again.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 22, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, crap.

I know you nerds know NOTHING