The Third GDT

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Wait, I thought Howry sucks.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
He does suck….He’s 2-6 with four walkoffs..He started the year as our 8th inning guy..Now he’s a step above merkin on the bullpen depth chart
Uh, ok.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Jesus stop with the apologies….He’s our highest paid bullpen guy and he is probably the sixth or 7th guy Bochy would go to..So dont give me this he’s not bad bullshit
That still doesn’t make up for the fact you’re wrong, though.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
I’ll provide legitimate evidence when you do.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
Please go to your little nerd stat website pull up a bunch of bullshit and copy and paste it on here
Alright, playing the nerd card!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH!!!
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
e=mc^2
Wait, wrong site?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
energy equals mccovey squared. It all makes sense now.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
I'm pretty sure e = entropy there
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
no, he’s joking. Entropy is the tendency of the universe to become more disordered. at McC, the tendency is for all conversations to become more rush oriented
Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.
by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh but he is.
If and only if MC= us.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WhereTheresAWillie is exactly correct.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He has an ERA+ of 123. That’s above average.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Imagine we’re still in the wild card race…8th inning tie ball game..You feel good about Howry coming in?
Sure
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That settles it!
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wow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
period.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The ball has been taken home, folks. Nothing to see here.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
this is great
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Where Bochy uses relievers is important!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Go to your little non-nerd website
and copy and paste it here!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He gave up that home run those couple of times! Like every other pitcher ever!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
Jesus….Obviously stats are important, but they aren’t EVERYTHING….There’s context to Howry’s improvement..The fact that he barely faces high pressure situations ever
Can you prove that without using stats?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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there are stats that address this
but anyway, by and large, all the “pressure situation” crap show that it is pretty nonexistent
It’s kind of amazing how much Howry has paralleled Fred Lewis on this site.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
yep
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What does Billy Beane have to do with this?
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BEANE INVENTED STATS, YOU NERD!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
well
he, unlike any other GM uses stats. And the a’s always suck
The team’s that win use a mix of scouting and statistics that’s why they’re successful…Go too far one direction and you end up like the Giants and the A’s
In which direction did the Giants stray too far?
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
not enough management by feeling
too much reliance on stats
With enough discussion Billy Beane is at the root of all arguements.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
baseball is a game of 9 players, using bats and balls
-joe morgan
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
beltran lacks that 6th tool
-joe morgan
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
nah, billy beane happens right before you discover that Fred Lewis is the Problem
Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.
by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
How many championships did Barry Bonds win? Ted Williams? Ernie Banks?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
How two of the three best outfielders ever never won a World Series is beyond me.
By the way, Williams or Bonds: who ya got?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
Mays
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Rickey takes Rickey.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
holy christ
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Villain!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
How many championships does Theo Epstein have?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
So Beane ONLY uses stats? That’s your argument?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
we are all pedro feliz?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Because trading acquiring Nomar for Orlando Cabrera and Giambi in 20049 was all about stats rights?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
And you hated on Beane for over-relying on stats. The same Beane that made the above failure-decisions this year.
And using Nomar in 2004 is a strawman. ANY GM would’ve had to trade him after he quit on the team like that.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
here's the deal
every GM uses stats and scouting.
Some, like Sabean, just use stupid stats
That’s all my point has ever been..If you just use stats you’re wrong..If you look at just Howry’s numbers he looks fine..But from watching this team the whole year he’s sucked in high pressure situations..So much so that he was removed from them and thrown in mop up duty
That’s just about the ultimate strawman ever.
You think anyone uses just stats or scouting? Can you say that with a straight face?
There are many players who have had shitty seasons that did not get traded. Nomar was literally refusing to play. Not the same situation.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy Beane has done plenty of things that weren’t just about statistics. It’s been a few years, but doesn’t Moneyball basically say he traded Jeremy Giambi for John Mabry for largely “shake things up” kinds of reasons, even though he didn’t really like Mabry’s stats?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
/Clank! The Problem senses a disturbance in the force.
Jesus….Obviously stats are important, but they aren’t EVERYTHING….There’s context toHowry’sFred Lewis’ improvement..The fact that he barely faces high pressure situations ever
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s our highest paid bullpen guy
Howry: 1 year, $2.75 million
Affeldt: 2 years, $8 million
No doubt that Affeldt is a lot better than Howry, but facts is facts.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
LOL Statz r fur nerdz
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I flip flopped they’re contracts my bad..He’s the second highest paid bullpen guy..My argument is completely wrong though now right
Nobody is really arguing about the contract.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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right
it’s all about the $
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
How many baseball teams do you work for!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
volunteer at the little league snark bar
doesn’t count
Well, you’ve convinced me now.
If that’s your standard, by the way, there is at least one regular here who currently works for a baseball team. He’s not around right now, but I’m pretty sure rotorueter could figure out you’re dumb and being a prick, too.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Not my STANDARD..you fucking morons just make shit up..I hate Brian Sabean and think he’s a moron but he’s been a MLB GM for over close to 15 years..A level of success none of you on here will reach.. so keep typing away
I Trust The Giants' Front Office More Than Stats Nerds On The Internet.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
What exactly are you in grad school for? I’m guessing you’re not in the humanities, what with your grammar, sentence construction, and misuse/overuse of ellipses. I’m hoping you’re not studying law, since your abilities to form an argument are for shit. Can’t be math considering your contempt for number-based evidence.
So…animal husbandry?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
/rage
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Gotta live the gimmick every now and then.
Seriously, though, people who end every sentence with ellipses are a fucking menace and must be stopped. That shit is annoying.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I know rage is all the rage, but…nah.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya get angry about punctuation on a blog! Especially one where people put lol into names and every word. This is official stuff
Most of the LOLs are sarcastic.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yes, why would anyone care about punctuation in a medium where the written word is the only means of communication!?
(Side note: I wish keyboards had interrobangs. Much more useful than the backslash.)
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
The word “interrobangs” makes me giggle.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
U R 5. What those CIA agents did at Abu Ghraib was a disgrace.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats the third time in about 10 minutes you have made me irl lol
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
You're very kind.
It is nice of you to say what everyone else is thinking but hasn’t gotten around to yet.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
You’ve never reached that level of success either, and yet you’re sitting here criticizing the moves made by GMs, including Sabean, Phillips, and Billy Beane. This is what we in the business call irony. Look it up sometimes.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I never said working for a baseball team automatically makes you an expert..But I do find it funny that people who never have think they’re experts because they read the baseball prospectus book every year
Don’t want to say because it will earn me even more scorn.. I worked in an entry level position in the front office..The GM and President of the team’s office were on my floor.. Not the Dodgers though don’t worry
The pay is terrible and the hours are long until you make it to executive positions..Then the hours are long still but the pay is nice..Just decided I didn’t want that life
Right, and it becomes increasingly difficult to make it up the chain. What’s entry level in a baseball front office? Analyst? Pooling intel/reports on prospects and potential trades?
Different avenuess. One of the top baseball ops executives on the team I worked over started in marketing and then was able to move over and work his way up from there.. (this team is highly successful)
Sabes?
is that you?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
And you do?
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DFAAurilia is going for the complete set!
Statz r stupid!
I played the game nurdz!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
following the
“how not to win an argument” handbook
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Selling popcorn is the only way to judge baseball players, NERDS!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
CUDDLES!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Not first!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh, only the 6th inning? I want ice cream!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I have a strawberry shake!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I have cookies and cream.
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I have an Its-it
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
+109
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s chocolate not mint, they didn’t have the mint ones today.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I’ve never had the mint ones, or the chocolate ones. Just the vanilla ones.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Just had a frozen lemonade
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Petit is going to shut down the offense.
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Just tell me when

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Zito is perfect in this
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
RALLY ZOIDBERG

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so they are quoting mccovey chronicles on the arizona telecast
by travis j bagdad on Sep 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
seriously?
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
butt pee discussion?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
Giant season effort summary:
Was just enough ensure the Dodgers won the division.
Was just little enough to ensure the Giants lost the wild card.
by cybermaldonado on Sep 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
like a random?
like if I just start swearing, will it be like in Anchorman?
Dammit, who typed the question mark into the teleprompter?
by Lisa Stevens on Sep 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Cool!
Mark Grace smokes poles in hell!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
"McCovey Chronicles has not given up!"
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
“Good Folks” “Passionate Folks”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
“McCovey Chronicles talking about when the Giants go 13-0 and the Rockies go #-#”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
they mentioned mccovey chronicles, and they quoted the person that said we are going to go 13-0 and that the rockies were going to go 8-4 or whatever, and said that the mcc readers never give up…
by travis j bagdad on Sep 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
hhaha yes this definitely wants to make me find that quote and read all the other posts around it that they must have read as well
With malice towards the Dodgers
here you go
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/21/1047477/open-gamethread-9-21#21592837
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
was hospice the blonde one? or the one married to that soccer player?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
They were all Ho Spice
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
i wish they had quoted Grant making fun of Bochy instead
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Does he realize that was a joke?
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lol
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh come on.
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Weak
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Bigger than big
Stronger than strong
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
AZ Snakepit has nothing to fear from Winn today.
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Guys, I missed it
Did Randy Winn just roll one over weakly to an infielder?
With malice towards the Dodgers
don’t worry it’s been archived eight thousand times for your viewing pleasure
by The Franchise on Sep 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY GUYS!
What I miss?
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Bork.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
EVERYTHING
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Velez got picked
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I always lose at limbo
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
I need help with that. Are you volunteering?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No rockies!
You are going to make me win at limbo!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else see the experience pandamonium ads for panda express at the away ballparks and think “Why are they glorifying pablo here?”
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Panda Express does sponsor a “Panda Cam” that they occasionally show on broadcasts.
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Naked female posters
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cuddle party after the game
alex_lewis and lars are together for sure
With malice towards the Dodgers
It’s Ladies Night here, and you guys all end up spooning with each other. Figures.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
It is way better than his sad pillow
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez got picked
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
generos portions of fielding fail, mixed in with occasional brilliance
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
So how does the depth chart at 2B look now?
Mr. F is hurt
Burriss is hurt
Velez is at left
Does this mean we will see Frandsen everyday??
This means we’ll see the return of Renteria.
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Rent at SS Uribe at 2B
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, renteria will play everyday instead
Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.
by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
As I said earlier, I’d rather have Frandsen then have Renteria back at SS so Uribe could go to 2B.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
THAN!!!
Sorry, kdl, I love you like a hot, blonde sister, but nobody is spared the shrieking on then/than mixups. And this sentence is particularly unclear with ‘then’ in there. Actually, you might mean it the other way entirely.
By the way, you going to Cubs games?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
kdl is hot; blonde?
nice
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
i dont believe you
girls donut exist on the interwebz
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
why in this creepy old van
care to join me?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Protip: if a guy is trying to load a chair into his van and claims to have a broken arm, he will probably later supply moisturizer.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The movies haven't misled me yet.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Howie had his donut filled with jelly
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
And now will not shut up about it.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It was supposed to be a than, but I promise it was only a typo. I used to date a guy who did that and IT MADE ME CRAZY.
I am going to ALL of the Cubs games. (Not that I’ve bought any tickets yet or anything.)
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
I have some available if you want to get in touch.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to think so, then I thought not, and now I simply don't know.
rpmatth at
aol (dot} com
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
who was the best?
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He went to UC Riverside
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Oh, yeah, weren’t you saying you couldn’t find a picture of him for your Little Giants and had to use a UC Riverside picture?
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
Yeah
I think he was born in Santa Monica.
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He’s a Highlander
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
So he’s immortal!
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There can be only one.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
so not really immortal.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
I always found that to be a sticking point.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
yeah good characters, but the not really immortal immortal things always was a weird thing
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Ah, but the Highlander never loses. It’s all those Moors and Spaniards and tall folk who are mortalish.
You see Highlander: End Game? the higlander died in that. To another highlander though.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
also it was a shitty movie.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
the first one was still pretty fun to watch. but yes the rest were absolute trash
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
The show was way better. Rare you can say that. Buffy, too.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah… what were you thinking? Anything said on this site about the San Francisco Giants is clearly irrelevant.
by DividedByZero on Sep 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
DAN
FINISH HIM
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haven't you heard?
we’re in this thing!
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

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I want a Panda homer… NOT a double.
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Schlereth looks like a roadie.
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Do that again, but hit it fair.
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Foul ball?
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WTF
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, what the hell just happened?
(in the game)
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Everything that comes out of denver has to make us suffer
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF is going on here
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Billy Beane’s stats didn’t win him any championships.
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Bob Howry’s pitching started a STATS argument
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, so he came in and pitched well and people bitched endlessly about it again?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
yep. also, apparently the D’backs broadcasters read McC and fall into the sarchasm
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah forgot about that
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
there was talk of a post-game cuddle party and a mention of a happy pillow…
so business as usual
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
Billy Beane uses stats at a cuddle party to determine how happy the pillows actually are!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You can share my llama pelt
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
shes a female, has never watched that monty viper stuff.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Ha, I was originally joking.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
i wish i fell under one of those categories
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
What girl does? I could never get my wife to admit it.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
I am G-D fabulous
But hot? I stop short of describing myself as such.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You are pretty damn fabulous
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
oh please, girlfriend, I’ve seen your picture. You are very hot! Don’t sell yourself short.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
and it’s not because we could be sisters, either! ;)
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
haha!
Nate is up!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
I’m sensing cuddle party.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
And then called the cops.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
They all know my name by now.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
braid my hair?
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
I have all the MP movies, love ’em.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
My sister was once bit by a pelican. I’ve been bit by a fish.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I was bit by a penguin.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
You sure that wasn't an angry nun?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
No it was an actual penguin, don’t make me explain.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Are you absolutely sure it wasn't a really inappropriate maitre 'd?
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

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Weirdest. Holiday. Greeting. Ever.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
oh
I read that article, in the NYT, right?
Weird…even by Japanese standards
There was an article in the NYT?
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I might be misrembering
anyone know the japanese name for these?
I just know a lot about Japanese pop culture. They’re called dakimakura (literally “hugging pillow”).
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found it!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?_r=3&partner=rss
that picture is in the article
That makes me really sad.
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Needz mor Zito
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
ladies night
natto pasties
kdl is hot; blonde
howry sucks and steals affeldt’s paychecks
fred lewis is the problem
joe morgan
6th tool
billy beane
stats/nerds
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by cloudydays on Sep 21, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, off by a couple feet..
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Damn, that was close.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
I want to swim like a tuna!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
He is of the aquatic mammal variety
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yar, in layman’s terms: The Sea Cow
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
yeah, lemme talk to the sea pig
you need to get an education and a job!
Man, nice eyes by the umps to get that right.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Why yes, he does have nice eyes!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe is missing a lot of mistakes today.
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Rough AB.
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who?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
…why?
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Why the hate, I mean. Not the laughter.
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My bad, guys.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
C’mon, man. Quit hogging all the bad.
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There’s plenty to go around.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Giants have most of it.
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Just got in
Have people talked about the “Pandamonium” ads behind home plate yet? I remember some dude suggesting a Panda Express tie-in for the Giants at the start of the season. Appears the D-Bags beat the Giants to the punch.
ALSO: what happened to our delicate starting second baseman?
by thethrillisgone on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
i hope his cat's okay
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Ouch! Sprained vagina probably means a stint on the 15 day dl…
by thethrillisgone on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
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DOUBLE SWITCH
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yeah double switch!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Double switch!
Drink!
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
cute receding hairline, ftw!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
ROMO
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i has a sad :((

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
:(
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah this one bummed me out
just the fact that he has to hide his face, not to mention the security + bulletproof vest
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
See my vest, see my vest.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I hate you
I laughed and cried at the same time.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You just deflated what was left of my semi-good mood.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz
My happy is no longer
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
L O L, in actual audible life.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Most schlong jokes usually do.
It’s like the Walt Hreniak swing— recognizable in form no matter how removed from the original.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ump is awful this inning
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Sharks just lost to the Ducks
Giants, I need a win here. Please?
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Fools and Sages
Sharks lost? Dammit.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s still preseason right though?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Yeah. Thankfully. Last year the Sharks were average in the preseason, and then they set a record for most wins at the beginning of the season. So not too concerned, except for the fact it was against the Ducks.
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Fools and Sages
Horrible AB. Why didn’t he swing on every pitch??
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RALLY Less Depressing Villalona pictures

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
But the less depressing ones make me mroe depressed.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
IAWTC
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap.
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OT: 2011 Free Agents
We better get Bay, Holliday, or Crawford this offseason, cause 2011 free agent outfielders are nooo good.
OR hope that Neal is Real
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/09/2011-mlb-free-agents.html
With malice towards the Dodgers
LOL SNAKES
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lolbacks!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
That could have been Rowand’s first sac bunt of the year!
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They just call it a hit.
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LOL DBACKS
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
that was a pretty good bunt, too
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Leadoff Hitter!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Read that as “Leadoff Hitler!”
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Read that as “Leadoff Hitter!”
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THIS GAME IS TAKING OUT SECOND BASEMEN ONE BY ONE
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The Dbacks 2B got injured.
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Worst possible situation for Giants...
2nd and 3rd, no one out.
D-Backs have Giants right where they want them.
I wouldn’t be surprised if that was a planned play.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Second basemen beware!
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Fools and Sages
Against my better judgement
I am now watching this game.
Blame imminent loss on me.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Just hit a fly ball, Nate.
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You must be more specific next time.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Nate! You are auditioning for next year at this point.
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yes. this at bat will determine whether Randy Winn gets another 3 year extension or not
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, well there goes the holliday money
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
a phrase I always associate with the smell of gin and my mom crying in the kitchen.
Thanks a lot.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
clever. I lol'd
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
trick post
he gets the extension no matter what
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Lame.
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Juggercrap
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Giantsbabe! please talk to Nate after this game again about his poor performance
With malice towards the Dodgers
B-Weezy RULES, ok.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
Maybe he doesn’t like your hair?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
but his team did vote him ‘funniest’ teammate.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
That is because they have seen him naked in the shower
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
When Jesse Ventura was starting his run for governor, he was interviewed by a Daily Show correspondent (pre-Jon Stewart era) and she asked him if Hulk Hogan stuffed his trunks. Jesse said didn’t know, but he’s seen Hulk in the shower and he should.
And then he won the election.
The world’s a crazy place.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by the way
i take offense to your signature
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
why would you be sorry?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I like your sig? /not sure what it means, though, but assumes it means something nice?
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
it was a running joke on BlazersEdge
I am the first guy in the video:
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"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
(not literally, though)
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
haha! I appreciated that second comment
because I was trying to think of something nice to say about you….‘I like how you color coordinated your outfit?’
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
hahahaha im glad thats not me
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I just noticed your sig, GB and I LOL’d IRL. Pantaloons! Bwah!
Also, it’s true about the batting gloves.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
noooooooooo
not you too
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
i do like your sig
lol
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Blondes, ftw!
I’ve read way too much about our Nathan.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
He is indeed in BIG TROUBLE after that one.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
Fred Lewis is the problem!
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
oh shit he's hitting now?
lol my feed is a couple minutes behind, i was just picking on nate
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Do something positive, Fred!
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Fredemtion time
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
lol Frandsen
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
I like when you GIS 'Fredemption'
its 6 pages of mcc images
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by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Most likely.
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YAY!
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SPEED!
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FREDEMPTION
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
WHEELZ
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YEAH ISHI SCORES!!!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
way to go fred!
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
SUCK IT FRED HATERS
I don’t even know what he just did
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Beat out a possible double play ball.
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lol fake wife fail
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'LL CUT YOU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
KNIFE FIGHT
I am so ready to shank someone after the three weeks of marching band I’ve gone through.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH!!
DON’T MAKE THE BARON GO ALL BASSOON ON YOUR ASS!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Alto saxophone. It’s made of metal and has a lot of heft (plus edges), but it’s not as big an unwieldy as a tenor or baritone sax.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I wanted to throw my alto today after the goddamned octave key stopped working.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
While you could fuck anyone up with any woodwind, club them over the head, a big one like a baritone sax would be the most dangerous.
Although I’m sure I could stab someone with my bocal and cause some major organ damage.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
WE SHOULD BE ON THE SAME SIDE BARON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
okay
You wanna shank bitches in band with me?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The cornerstone of any good friendship.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Anagram of "outfielder Fred Lewis"
WELL OF FRUITIER DEEDS
Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
which is funny, because that's printed on the business cards of Omar Vizquel
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred can't even GIDP like a true Giant
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL D-BACKS!!
Can’t turn a routine DP!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
C’mon, Bowker.
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Bluh
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sup
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by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
AAAA HITTER RITE?!
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AAAA+
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG U GUYS ARE FEKKIN NREDS
ALL U DO IS STATS AND THINK U CAN RUN BASBAL TEAM BETTER THAN ME WHO WORKED FOR BASBAL TEEM
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m thinking Fresno MLEs should be adjusted quite a bit.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
Or we should give hitters more than 50 sporadic ABs…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
The way Bowker approaches is swinging, he’s not gonna live up to his MLEs.
Or Frandsen, for that matter. And I don’t think that’s all because of plate appearances.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
This is the kind of thinking by the front office (WHAT, YOU’RE NOT SUCCEEDING WITH ONE PINCH HIT APPEARANCE PER DAY??) that has led to the Giants being in the shitty situation they’re in right now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Fair enough. But then you watch Nate.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
And the same thing is happening with him?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
He’s been starting pretty consistently. And failing every time at the plate.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
He’s got 6 PA in the last 7 days and 21 in the last 14…?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
HE HAD HIS CHANCE!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that kind of how it works with young players? You play them and then see if they suck or not. Usually they do, but the times they don’t it makes it worth it.
Also, Schierholtz has still been a better hitter this year than Randy Winn. And hasn’t been playing regularly for quite a while. And Winn has.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Also, his return from the DL has been kind of bumpy. He was pretty awesome before that.
And, don’t forget about his cannon!
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
I wouldn’t say awesome, but he was okay.
I shudder to think of what Matt Williams’s fate would’ve been if he came up in the Sabean era.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Yes, that and the fact that Bowker, Frandsen, Schierholtz, Ishikawa, Burriss, et al cannot hit major league pitching.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball strat question
Imagine Bowker hits that same fly ball when there’s only 1 out. Does Upton let it fall rather than allow the tag up?
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
With runner on 3rd, you mean? He lets it drop if he's smart and situationally aware.
But I have seen many OFs over the years catch it anyway, which is foolish.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Dustan Mohr
:(
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sigh
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Catch a glimpse of Rich Aurilia?
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He wouldn’t be good covered in butter.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Raquel disagrees!
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RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes.
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Ha, Augie Ojeda is still playing baseball?
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Stay where you are, Bochy.
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Yep
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/fire lit under [Poster name’s} ass
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT RYAN ROHLINGER GUY IS WORTHLESS
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Wisconsin readers would be interested in knowing how he's doing out there.
Judy, have your goons call me.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Eli Whiteside is the devil!!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
AWESOME!!
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doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
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is that Affeldt’s thing – walking the first guy he faces???
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Sets up the double play.
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SON!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
Hmm.
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DP Byrnes!, you douche
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Eric “Pop up” Byrnes
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They’re saying “boo-yrnes”
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Rusty Ryal?
The Dbacks are just making up names now, aren’t they?
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saw him play in Reno. dude is pretty good.
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
I could use some coffee too. In fact, I want breakfast!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Breakfast at night?!
You’re MAD!!
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breadkfast does sound good, but i got to save up for this weekend, vacation for the wife’s birthday.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
But I don’t want to go on a bread fast.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I keep reading that sign in the background as “Auschitz”.
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Spelling fail, but you know what I mean.
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Well I'll be!
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Let it be.
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Now in to close, Madison Bumgarner!
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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
awesome
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
needs more FFFFFFF
but its nice.
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
win
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Urine this thing

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
jesus, this game is still going?
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Oh look! We’re not losing?
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Yet.
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(um. Can you tell me why we’re calling Rowand Scott?)
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by tk on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what Bonds called Rowand last year during an inning in the booth with KnK.
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Because Lamar did once.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I even looked it up to see if it was his middle or first name like Dwight …
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by tk on Sep 21, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Odom?
I kinda like that guy, despite the fact that he’s a Laker
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he picked the worst one imo!
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
stfu or down
whichever!
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by tk on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
OOO-RIBE chant going on!
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Urine!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ
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Ishikawa: 3 walks, 2 runs scored
WHAT’S GOING ON
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Brother brother brother
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez got picked
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
/SAD TROMBONE
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/RUSTY RYAL!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
/GROWNUPS TALKING IN PEANUTS
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so That’s how he became the closer
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Put them down, Brian
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
I want a 1-2-3 inning.
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I want a neighborhood watch
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
I want a Canon 5D Mark II with some L-series lenses.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife has that camera!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
That’s awesome! I hear it’s one of the best DSLRs out there.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If I were a hardened criminal, this would send fear into my very soul
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I want a million dollars
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I want children who go to bed without kicking and screaming and stay asleep all night.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
I want another gin fizz.
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makes drink
hands it to you.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
cuba libre please?
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn't speak spanish
but willing to learn?
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
rum and coke :)
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
All I have is Capn Morgans
/makes it extra strong for you!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
sweet. I like them strong :)
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
fresh mint from my garden for you!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
:( stupid neighbor kids killed my mint. No more Mojitos or Mint Juleps.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Yerba Buena!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
/looks up that drink
ok, here you go!
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Real men don't wear batting gloves.
I'm just waiting to see
if I’ll be having celebratory Bushmills malt, or sad Bushmills malt
LOL SEX ON THE BEACH
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
sorry.
Out of that.
;)
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
ah that's fine
how about a Sweet Tart
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
omygosh. Is that for real?
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Real men don't wear batting gloves.
i love the people who actually try and give suggestions
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
How about a slow comfortable screw up against a wall?
What?
/waits for mad fapping to ensue
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Settle Down.
Hands you a virgin margarita.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
not enough rosterbation to start fapping
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I want pancakes
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
he’s got 5 losses.
No good in the clutch
Dunstonisms: You want 1-2-3, go watch a bandleader.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You want 1-2-3 go watch Sesame Street
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Also acceptable!
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I could be wrong, but I think this is Wilson’s first save opportunity since the Milwuakee series.
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*Milwaukee
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Let’s go Wilson
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
STFD
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Kilson

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SIT
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
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yay!
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Weird how the news here reports that there will probably be new fires started tomorrow.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
triple digit temps in some places and Santa Ana Winds
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Lars wants one.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
that was a swing
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
are those strikes or not?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy
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It's edger
trying to drum up support
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Stop messing around.
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Goddammit, swing Chris Young!
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
KKilson


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I love this one
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Once again I say to you, sir,
o_O!
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
STFD!!!!!!
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by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CHRIS B STFD
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Where’s the radar gun?
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Scout is standing.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
HYMNSSSSS
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
WEEZ HYMNS
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speedforthewin is standing
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
Dear Brian, I would really like you to strike this batter of the opposing team out.
With malice towards the Dodgers
Bah.
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Natto has a sad
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
shit
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
ffffff
fffffff
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
DAMN IT
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
no drama, please
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
This is one wild Gameday thread!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
more fun than the last 2
Buster Posey shot my dog.
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by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
HOWRY SUX
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It's the virtual bar.
We’re all getting a little CUH RAZYYYYYYYYY
:D :D :D :D
(o_o)
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
tk is not standing
computer is too low.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
That wasn’t a bad pitch.
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i wish we were good is sitting
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by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
/pulls out stopwatch
//sits on barstool
///adjusts straw hat
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Speedforthewin is back to standing
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Throw strikes.
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HEY!
Put that thing away!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
THROW STRIKES
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon, Brian.
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Justin Upton
A player I would like for us to have.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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yes please
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BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH THEM!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
I once tried to heckle Upton by using his last name in the lyrics of Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl."
It didn’t work so well.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
FINISH TA
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by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
ruh roh
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Its imminent.
I don’t know what is, BUT SOMETHING IS IMMINENT
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by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
END THIS ON A POSITIVE NOTE, WILSON
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FINALLY
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
STFD UPTON GIRL!!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
AND IT NEVER WAS!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
stfd!!!!
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
gawk gagawk gagawk gagaaaaaaaa
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?
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pretty sure AD jokes will never ever get old
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
STANDINGS BE DAMNED, A WIN IS A WIN

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
STFD
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
LARS FTW!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
WILSON!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
/missed the 9th. wife is watching Cristina on Telemundo. At least I get to look at Shakira
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
NOT-LOSING SEASON CLINCHED!
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that is a great great show
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
ROMOSEXUALS rejoice!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions



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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
Greg Papa with the Earth Wind & Fire reference!
His stock goes up perceptibly.
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BEZ!
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by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s her appeal?
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
lulz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
she wants to take a ride on everyones disco stick
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
um, she's gorgeous and sings amazingly?
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
gorgeous? sometimes
insane? yes
amazing singer? not really
clever lyrics? kind of
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
She could be.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
if you could ever see her under all that crap

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
How can someone not find this hilarious? This is awesome.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
wat
PULL UP SOME STATS FOR ME TO PROVE OTHERWISE, NERD
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Gorgeous? Never. If she’s even sometimes gorgeous, then what word to we use to describe Anne Hathaway?
Insane? No, she just wants attention and knows how to get it.
Amazing singer? Never.
Clever lyrics? Not as far as I can tell.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
Words to describe Anne Hathaway, Volume I
So breathtakingly pretty that it actually hurts my chest to look at her for more than a few seconds.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That is a very apt description, but you might want to get a physical just to be on the safe side.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
That's the thing--- my heart is in excellent condition.
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Anne Hathaway is gorgeous
but Alessandra Ambrosio and Camilla Belle will always be numbers 1 and 1A in my book
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Havoc FTW!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Her lack of appeal.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
As I understand it, her appeal is that the trial judge really screwed up the evidence rulings.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Scott’s face when Amy asked him about the almost GS. “I need to hit the weight room.” Ha!
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
MORE GAMERY
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I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions

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lol wut? Tiny dancing wrestler.
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Now a UFC fighter.
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hold me closer!
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Who is that?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Brock Lesnar
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From his fued with Eddie Guerrero
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Wow, apparently I wasn’t watching then.
I was thinking maybe it was JBL during his I Hate Mexicans gimmick…while feuding with Eddie Guerrero.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
The matches were much better than that fued.
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I know some people think the dancing gifs are ridiculous but I find the idea of such a wide variety of people actually dancing because the Giants have won the game beautiful. :’)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Who says they are ridiculous?
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Well, some people complain about them slowing down the thread (which they do).
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
At the end of the thread is fine. In-game gifs ruffle my Macbooks feathers from time to time
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, but it’s not like we need the thread to run smoothly for very long. You guys are always good about starting up a post-game thread soon after the game ends.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
True
if Grant would ever get off his ass and make a Post-Game Thread…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Who thinks the dancing gifs are ridiculous?
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
I adore them
and they never fail to make me LOL, irl
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
my buddy won an emmy over me!
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions

RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
Where is her neck?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
sandwiched between boob and chin fat
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Parallel parks way better than the Mrs.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SEXIST
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FACT!
(not the sexist part)
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions

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Forgetting something?

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
Saving the best for last.
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WE'RE TECHNICALLY MATHEMATICALLY IN THIS THING!
…kinda
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So post game thread?
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Grant needs time to create his masterpieces.
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Where is the gif of the Japanese cheerleader/promo girl doing the finger pistols?
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jctgamer has that one
She’s Korean btw.
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My apologies... to the Japanese.
kidding!
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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
d'oh
I just accidentally hit reload and now all the animated gifs get to load again. wheeee.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
depressing article is depressing
http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_13390960
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
way to kill the vibe bro…
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry bro
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by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
’tsall good bro.
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
good with me broski
RIP | anVil | 9-19-2009 | dude had potential.
by i wish we were good on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
UPGRADE TO PRO
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to be fair, garlic fries to lead to a larger bandwidth requirement
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I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Postgame
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/21/1047906/post-game-recap-giants-beat-the
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Post-Game Recap
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/21/1047906/post-game-recap-giants-beat-the
Sorry. I got caught up in the groug think.
Something no one pointed out: If the Giants could score a fucking run in extra inning situations, Bob Howry wouldn’t be King Edward Walkoff VI.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions

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