The Second GDT
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FUR PELTS!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
PET WHAT?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
Amy G thinks Schulman’s article about Barry Zito talking to himself is “cute”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
She also thinks it’s worth reading verbatim.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
Y KANT AMI READ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
LLAMA CAGE MATCH!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
is that a Spice Girl that i have never heard of?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Chris Feakin’ Young
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
He twisted his penis.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
orthopenic surgery
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He will have to wear special underwear for the rest of his career.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap
on the freddy replay, he hardly did anything when he twisted it.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
what happened to mr. f?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
He strained his llama
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Back in the 70s a pitcher for the Astros, I want to say J.R. Richards
tore rib cartilage bending over to tie his shoes.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Kuip namedrops the ACL. If that’s the case then FFFFUU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
ALDERSON FOR A TORN ACT, GIT IT DUN GIANTZ BRAZZ
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
*ACL
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
ALDERSON 4 TORN MANNY ACTA
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ALDERSON 4 ACTRAISER
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
/turns to page 87
“Your level of suck is quite high, and it appears not everybody loves Money anymore. Your feelings are hurt.”
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
"Your level of suck is quite high, and it appears not everybody loves Money anymore. Your feelings are hurt."
Would you like to eat? Y/N
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Pie plz.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
You have chosen Y.
You are standing in front of the post game buffet but Pablo Sandoval has beaten you there. Do you start crying?
Y/N
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Then I would give him a hug… ITS OK BUSTER, YOU ARE OK
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
BUSTER R U OK
UR OK
UR OK BUSTER
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You have chosen Y
Buster Posey is lying under your locker chair with a book of matches. Do you pass gas?
Y/N
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You have chosen yes.
The methane escaping from your anus has caused the lit match to explode. The blast hurls you 2 inches into the air.
Do you demand a 4 year contract as a substitute for a team apology?
Y/N
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
By request

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Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Sep 21, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Bamboo!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAUTIFUL!!
I was hoping you would do this!! :)
Barry is kinda creepy.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
Yup.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
someone was asking about arb on the last page
each side, management and the player, make a case before an arbiter, including the desired salary. The arbiter decides either to award the player’s request or the management request. There are rules that govern the minimum amounts, like the clubs offer can’t be less than 80% previous year salary.
usually, clubs don’t like to go all the way to arb, as that puts them in a position of arguing against their player. If a longer term contract isn’t signed, then a one year contract will avoid arb for the year. This is the most common result.
the arbiter?

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
who was the third baseman who tweaked his knee when he was fielding a ball
and was then out for the season? It was a few seasons back… can’t remember the name.
Man, Upton launched his bat. If that popup was a few more steps in, Pablo could have walked in to it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
/shift-A
What’d I miss?
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Penis surgery
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
JOhn Wayne Bobbitt!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
Chastity Bono!
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Chastity New Boner!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that’s interesting.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
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Gotta go to a birthday dinner.
Keep the LULZ up while I’m gone!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
Lady Gaga themed Bday party?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
NO MORE GAGA PRTYS
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
Poker face p-p-p-poker face
/Eurotrash dance
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
lets have some fun this beat is sick
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I wanna take a ride on your
…uh, wait a minute….
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
we've been down this road before
:)
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
yes, we have :)
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
have fun!
Enjoy the cake.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
I haven’t been in a GDT in awhile, and I remember now why I hang out here. I am managing to laugh my ass off, despite the Giants offense sucking my will to live.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
Yeah. It’s a complete crapfest of a game, but we can post stupid pictures and make jokes, so it makes it bearable.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it BYOB?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I GOT EM!
Baron says they are bigger than hers.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
She refused to borrow my dress
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Was that the slinky low back?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Yes. It was black. Very stylish!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Again?!
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oh yes it's ladies night
and the feeling’s right
oh yes it’s ladies night
and the feeling’s right
oh what a night
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Girls goin' wild!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
Exactly.
I am constantly knocking stuff over when I turn around.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly!
Some people and their dirty minds!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FAT GUY
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Gritty HBP!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
You know that annoying full-body-110%-effort throwing motion that David Eckstein has at shortstop? I just saw him use that as a 2B, on a ball that he charged and fielded just past the mound.
What a freakin’ douche.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
not an out!
yeah Rowand!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, what?
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Sadler?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy Buckner = Billy :(ler
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
/mccoven racing to the new thread....
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
Good job, Zito.
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If I had a boiler, I would steam some vegetables.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
Lars? What’s goin’ on today?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning
But not too early so as to disturb the neighbors.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had a hammer
I’d bash in the skull of the annoying bitch in my marching band section.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s so pretty though. It doesn’t deserve to be subjected to violence, especially wasted on that dumb ho.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
If I were a carpenter
and you were a lady…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Is that a porn reference?
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
This would be a good time for Velez to not suck.
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I’m not even paying attention to this game, is this the World Series?
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Slam Dunk competition
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can't be
Where’s the droning of Joe Buck and all of the Fox Attitude?
PEW PEW PEW
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Tie game
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
Productive out!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
Man. Nice play.
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the giants might
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Swinging at ball four.
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That was ball four, moron.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
He just wanted to fit in with the guys.
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CHEATER!!!
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Nice hack [AAAA Player]
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
c'mon, franny
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
who is this #19 guy?
franz end?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I think it might be Joe Thornton.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
huh
well whoever he is, i hope the giants keep him in limbo between AAA and MLB cause he sucks in the one AB i saw him in
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I can't wait!
www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24
by NuschlerFace on Sep 21, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
mccovey
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
that’s the most right on thing I’ve heard tonight—I’ll join you
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
WAH WAH WAHHHHHHH
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Why is it that only one person can see the goose in the Aflac commercial?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
That’s a duck.
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Ducks are delicious.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I would eat a duck!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure Krukow can see it.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Because the duck is dead
Like Bruce Willis in that movie
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
house season premiere starts in 7 minutes
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
LOL WEST COAST
I already saw it. It is great.
80-67 - Giants Series Record: 25-16-5, 18-6 at home.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
could you give us all a brief synopsis?
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
and was it Lupus?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s very similar to “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.” Without giving too much away, there is a happy ending, but tragic events do occur, and Wilson is the only regular cast member to appear besides House. And the girl from the “Bourne” movies has an important part. Lots of music.
80-67 - Giants Series Record: 25-16-5, 18-6 at home.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
I’m waiting for HIMYM.
I was over House so fast last year. The final two eps were good, but the rest was meh.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m done with House.
I’m excited for Criminal Minds on Wednesday. /lol worst taste
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
My wife really liked the first episode of Community, so I guess I will have to watch that a lot this season
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard that was actually pretty funny. I might give it a try.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Burriss to be good and be the second baseman next year
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
Uh…
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Hey, a man can dream, can’t he? I want Barry to not have terrible knees, still be playing, and be the home run champ without being despised by all of America.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m afraid I have some bad news…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
/damn
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s true. :’(
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
signing freddie sanchez will be a mistake, i’m afraid
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I had an epic meltdown about the trade.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
could be worse (cubs and milton bradley)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a million dollars
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
and a carousel!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Would really appreciate someone informing him whether or not we're in this. The media says we are. The sensibilities say otherwise.
NOW!!!
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0-2 to 4-2. Nice.
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Velez cannon!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Holy crap.
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Eat it, Reynolds!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
that was sweet
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
ZORAK!
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FBALFENSE!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

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VELEZ!!
He did freeze off the bat though (I believe) and make it harder on himself
With malice towards the Dodgers
pffft
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
All 12 DBacks fans at the stadium boo
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
suckitarizona
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
FBAL
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
did we ever find out if the catcher told him to cut it?
infielder doesn’t cut it unless he’s told to by the catcher, who also tells him where to throw it.
“Cut-2, Cut-2.’
I am pretty sure at this level the verbal commands are much harder to hear. More self-judging. knowing runners speed, throw on or off line, when the runner rounded the bag…etc…
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
LOL HOLDING MY STUFF!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Where are Abe’s hands??
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/shakes stuff at tv screen
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It's why Spidey looks so distressed.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It takes two abnormally strong men to hold Abe Lincoln’s “stuff”.
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And look at the squiggly lines above their heads. They are straining to hold his stuff.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Spidey Sense is tingling, if you know what I mean.
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4 score and 20 inches ago…
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t want to eat a seat.
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Brandon Allen sounds like a fake name.
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Actually? Eric Byrnes is hitting .212?
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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
He’s been injured.
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was a gamer; now he’s a lamer
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
What complacency is to the Giants, overreactions with contracts are to the Diamondbacks.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
lol
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
really?
I dunno, we got some Byrnes-y type contracts
Am I the only one who reads posts from the girls on here in a softer, nicer way than when its a guy posting?
With malice towards the Dodgers
Medical School Fail
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
lolirl
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
you are such a nice guy, Heimy!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
He is faking.
He kicks puppies
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t listen to Lars. He’s going through such an identity crisis right now he has no idea what hes saying
With malice towards the Dodgers
I am surprised you stopped kicking puppies long enough to type that!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
NORWEGIAN IDENTITY CRISIS! BAY OF LLAMAS!
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We attacked and they spit at us in a concentrated volley of animal anger!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
So when I post about wanting to bash a stupid bitch’s head in with a hammer, that’s a soft nice thing to say?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You want to bash her head in in a nice, girly manner
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Baron is using a pink, lacy hammer.
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Baron’s Pink Hammer
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I picture them all naked.
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we're picturing you naked
with pasties
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit!
Is my webcam on?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Just GiantsBabe and her endearingly ernest sincerity.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
*earnest
sppeling fayle
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
aw, that made me smile :)
thank you for saying something nice.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
you started it :)
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
While the Giants struggle to score runs, we can at least be here for eachother
With malice towards the Dodgers
BOIOIOIOIOIOOIOIOING!!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a thing wrong with that at all.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 21, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
/tips cap, opens door, pulls out chair, assists with heavy items
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
I’m smitten!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
get me a cosmo, bitch
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by tk on Sep 21, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s Cosmos, BITCHES!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
/giant babe
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Even me???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
You
are the girliest of them all!!
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by tk on Sep 21, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
JPORNY!!
I hear guitar through a wah pedal when I read your posts.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLD MY STUFF
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after you said that about him, I am TOTALLY noticing the way he words things.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
no
you mentioned that a couple weeks ago and ever since then I’ve noticed how many of his comments are colorful in that way! But I don’t think he means it that way, which is even funnier.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
ok, I'll play
TWSS!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip just said "pokes one foul"
Look, we’ve all been there, after too much to drink
YAY
Zito used his glove!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Flem said he has a twisted knee.
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I want a Panda homer.
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/remembers the blast he hit on a Saturday game a couple months ago
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
So close.
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Considering how my prediction went, I’ll probably find you the same job.
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PABLO!
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Panda!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
HAY PANDA
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HEY MONEY
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Money!
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
FAT WHEELS!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

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This game could use some jazz.
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I totally misread jazz the first time.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I am old and my eyes are bad.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOYA!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Or maybe you were reading it correctly.
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fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Kuiper know Uribe isn’t pronounced Ah-ribe?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Thanks for pointing that out
It’s now driving me crazy
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep watching House.
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For a second there, I thought you said you “flipped a house” and was going to applaud you for your savvy real estate move in this time of recession
With malice towards the Dodgers
I’m trying to get in the spirit of the caring mood you have established tonight.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
I thought Bengie would get thrown out at second there.
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JAZZ!!
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Bork is wondering why Hinch isn’t double switching with the pitcher due up 2nd.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
That’s why the Giants are above .500 and the Dbacks aren’t!
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Watching the Dbags is pretty fun. They’re even more inept than the Giants.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
The funny thing is they probably have more talent than the Giants do.
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But not really.
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Not that there is anything wrong with that
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope this thing has an escape hatch.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
this thing = 3rd place
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
We're going to win the Wild Card Back-up!
by Orwell D. Catt on Sep 21, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
if anything happens to the Wildcard team we are ready to play!
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Real men don't wear batting gloves.
Vice Wild Card
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
GILLOOLY!
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I want an Ishikawa homer.
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I want hockey.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Would really appreciate someone informing him whether or not we're in this. The media says we are. The sensibilities say otherwise.
You’re on your own there.
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Thornton-Heatley-Seto is as good a line as there is in the world right now. I think I have the right to look forward to a possible championship season.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Would really appreciate someone informing him whether or not we're in this. The media says we are. The sensibilities say otherwise.
Seriously, its probably the best line in the league unless Malkin converts to wing and goes on the Pens first line with Crosby. Then it doesn’t matter who’s the third guy on that line.
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There’s a radio feed of the Sharks-Ducks preseason game over at anaheimducks.com, if you’re desperate.
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Hulu has some playoff hockey games. I’m pretty sure they have the entire Finals series.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I want Ishikawa gone
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Harsh
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Yeah, so the fire alarm went off at my dorm about a half hour ago. Turned out it was just a drill. I hate fire drills.
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Fools and Sages
Remember how fun fire drills were in elementary school?
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earthquake drills were better.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Those were more rare.
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also earthquake drills
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We used to have nuclear attack drills
Duck and cover
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello, fellow old person
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
According to the last Indiana Jones movie...
…they should have made us all hide in refrigerators.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
And that was the point that they lost me. There were any number of facepalm moments after that, but that was the point where I gave up hope that IJATKOCS was going to be any good.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Pfft...fire drills
We had nuclear war drills!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!
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wait till it happens at 7:30 in the morning.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
It already happened during dinner. Twice. In the same day.
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Fools and Sages
My university had a fire alarm system that would detect steam from the shower as smoke. Drunk people taking showers at 3 in the morning quickly became the most hated creatures on campus.
Same here, at SFSU.
The brand new on-campus apts saw the alarms go off several times a night, every night. For over a month. Then, on top of that, I had concrete drilling take place at 8:00 am every morning literally ten feet from my pillow.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
We had a fire in my apartment building the first week of school. It forced us out of bed at 8am and we weren’t allowed back in until 230pm. :/
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for the clutch double play!
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Scott! Sober 'em up!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
CHEATER!!
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Bases juiced for Scott…
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Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Geez.
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DAMMIT KUIP
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. Awesome catch
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
eh, mediocre catch
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re fucking kidding me
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
damn Kuiper excitement
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Chris Young always turns into Willie Mays against the Giants.
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Possibly the most exciting Sac Fly I’ve ever seen
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by NuschlerFace on Sep 21, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
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That was his third sac fly of the season. He doesn’t have any sac bunts though.
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Duane, your calls are driving me crazy
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Premature Kuipulation
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
What happened?
80-69 - Giants Series Record: 25-17-5, 18-6 at home.
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Rowand hit a very deep fly ball. Kuip thought it was gone.
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Classes, converastions, it’d be a real time saver.
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WE WON THAT HALF INNING!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Why is Amy G there anyway? Doesn’t she just do home games?
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That Men’s Wearhouse guy looks the same as he did 15 years ago. The wool in the suits must have some anti-aging powers
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
He’s a robot.
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that's pretty realistic technology
and still sex-bot tech and teledildonics lag behind
I never leave home without it!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bah.
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You should have stuck with it.
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Another 0-2 to 4-2.
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What was it?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Who chooses the music in the clubhouse?
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Caray. But yeah.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
you know, pretty good deal he had
Funny when you are known for something. YOu can get away with it.
Say Snoop Dogg lights up a J at a dinner party. No problem, it’s expected.
Nice route Rowand
(not really)
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I don’t know if any of you read Beyond the Boxscore, but their recent power rankings (based on wOBA, EqA, and some other less traditional metrics) have the Giants ranked 23rd out of 30 teams. Just thought I’d throw that out there.
Not the worst anymore!
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I actually linked that poll on a comment I made a couple days ago there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Look what a few 8+ run games can do for you!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Name 7 teams worse that our offense
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Throw strikes, dum dum.
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Correy Fucking Perry.
I really do hate that guy.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Massive LOL at Jon and Flem dissecting the Star Wars trilogy.
+109 to Flem for denying the existence of Eps. I, II, and III.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
HOT JON MILLER ON BOTHAN SEX!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It is technically better than the other two.
This is not a recommendation that you see it.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The last 30 minutes of Episode III are actually pretty good. Too bad the rest of the trilogy sucks ass.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I still like Darth Maul
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
EPIC
WIN
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re okay if you watch them in a language you don’t understand!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So whatever dialog George Lucas writes?
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Obi-Wan: You don’t want to sell me deathsticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I don’t wanna sell you deathsticks.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I wanna go home and rethink my life.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Meesa no unnastaaaand yoo!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
did they talk about Bothans?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
HURRAY!
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Nice catch, Uribe.
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Zito, I know you don't know me or anything, but I would really like it if you get out of this inning
With malice towards the Dodgers
you are a very well-mannered young man. Your mother must be very proud.
:)
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
Heimy is headed for the friend zone.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
lol!
Sorry, just trying to distract myself from this freaking game.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
It's true
They never get laid.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 21, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
GOLD BOND!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
YEPPER DOODLEY EPPERS!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
butterfingers
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
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Gives you butt pee.
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Later dudes... it's 1130 here and i've got class at 9. this is just depressing.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Has decided to put all his "In this thing" energy to being in the Shark Tank and the Big House.
Whatever.
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FUCKING SHIT
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Someone had a fanpost on getting BJ Upton. I’d rather have Justin.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
They’re not giving up Justin Upton.
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uh, yeah
:)
BJ is older and has had more injury problems
He’s still only 25. I’ll take my chances.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah
I’d take him, dependent on cost of course.
But if someone said, your choice, Justin or BJ…I’d say BJ, but that’s just cause I have a 12 yr old boy’s sense of humor.
Justinthetip or BJ
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
If only the Giants had a guy of that age who had the potential to hit like that…
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
now imagine them having two of those guys
lol
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Ballgame.
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LOL ZITO! LOLRIBE!
LOL GIANTS!!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Barry Zito makes my ass hurt.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
So yeah, Ishi steps on first,
Walk Upton to load the bases for feast or famine Reynolds, strike his ass out, still 4-2, AMIRITE?
Zito’s supposed to win this game since his team scored four runs or more
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
ESPN on Franchez
GIANTS SECOND BASEMAN FREDDY SANCHEZ LEFT THE GAME IN THE BOTTOM OF THE FIRST INNING WITH AN APPARENT LEFT ANKLE INJURY.
By ankle they mean knee, right? Or has there been another update?
Cankle.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
the unfunny kind that makes you want to throw bags of dogshit at him
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I maintain that he's not bee that bad this year
But gives up an assload of walkoffs which make him look terrible and make everyone hate him.
I don’t hate him.
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All to rookies
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s been pretty good all year.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Joe Thornton ventriliquist commercial makes me laugh
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The game ends in this inning.
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Optimist.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh sure, catch THAT one.
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one more fake bunt for old time’s sake
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does this ump raise his arm after every pitch as if it was a strike?
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Welcome to the gun show!
/bicep kiss
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/21/1047786/the-third-gdt
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