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Open GameThread, 9/21

San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks, Sep 21, 2009 6:40 PM PDT



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2009 - Barry Zito 10-12 31 30 1 0 0 0 178.1 164 80 78 19 71 141 3.94 1.32


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2009 - Billy Buckner 2-6 13 10 0 0 0 0 59.2 79 46 45 11 20 49 6.79 1.66

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Current Series

3 game series vs Diamondbacks @ Chase Field

San Francisco Giants
@ Arizona Diamondbacks

Monday, Sep 21, 2009, 6:40 PM PDT
Chase Field

Barry Zito vs Billy Buckner

Clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 100.

 

Complete Coverage >

Tue 09/22 6:40 PM PDT
Wed 09/23 7:10 PM PDT


vs SEA / 9.20.09RushingReceiving
 RushYardsAvgTDRecYardsAvgTD
Frank Gore 16 207 12.9 2 5 39 7.8 0

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Billy Buckner?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So will he pitch by throwing the ball between his legs?

by Merope on Sep 21, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Giants will still be shut out.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try not to suck too hard, Giants.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 21, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Tonights lineup

LF Velez
2B Sanchez
RF Winn (WTF?)
3B Sandoval
C LOLina (WTF!?)
SS Uribe
1B Ishikawa
CF Rowand (WTF!?)
P Zito

This stellar lineup brought to you by CIC (Cretin in Charge) Bruce (I’m a fucking moron and NO, I will NEVER learn a thing about baseball) Bochy

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

If Bochy is going to be so stubborn as to let Bengie play ever day, he should at least switch him and Uribe in the lineup.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The day Bochy starts doing logical things is the day I win the lottery.

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or perhaps just sit Mr. Fatass and play Posey, or is he here to just soak in the fail?

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fixed

CF Velez
2B Sanchez
3B Sandoval
RF Schierholtz
SS Uribe
C Posey
1B Ishikawa
LF bowker
P WITO

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no stopping the cretin from Borkin!
You gotta keep on beating for all the borkin cretins.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 21, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

CREEEETINS
CREEEETINS

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna Bork some more

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no stopping the Cretins from borkin

by Merope on Sep 21, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Borking out a lineup full of Bengie & Winn
The score is one-zero and I wanna bunt.
Its not hard, not hard for Rich
We can double switch
To veteran grit.
Down in the dugout, out on the field
Down in the batting cage the Buster toils
His experience is too low
He takes pitches doesn’t swing no mo’
Rich Rich Rich Aurilia
Rich Rich Rich Aurilia
We can double switch
To veteran grit
Its not hard, not far for Rich
We double switch
To veteran grit.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

So let me guess: The little kid is represented by the Giants offense, punching Zito in the crotch.

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Giants offense is represented by the harmless baby, and the child punching Zito in the nuts is Bochy, while he says, “Fuck you Barry, I’m playing the veteran gamers!”

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

WalrusMan’s favorite!

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, we have to get hot and basically win every game.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 21, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with you posting this greatness in every single gamethread

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how Cain, Pablo and Tim are like :DDDDD and Zito is like :|

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious Zito is serious.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 21, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thought process while searching for pictures: “Happy Tim, check. Happy Pablo, Check. Happy Cain, check. Happy Zito, ch-NO WAIT HERE’S SERIOUS ZITO I MUST USE THAT PICTURE!”

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 21, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post it as many times as your heart desires.

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

You should be posting that in every thread.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 21, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god yes

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 21, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad, though...

To think that they will soon come to a fiery demise. Except for Timmy.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 21, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants should score more runs than the Diamondbacks tonight.

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re funny

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Not a proclamation, rather a suggestion)

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn't seem very sporting.

Isn’t there some way to win the game without scoring more runs than the other team?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 21, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s a way that the Giants can lose while outscoring the other team, Bochy will figure out how to do it.

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most important game of the season coming up!

Uh….wait a minute.

Sorry, I confused this game with the first game of the Reds series.

Never mind.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

has the hottest celebrity thread spilled over here yet?

by capn on Sep 21, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still trying to think of mine :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richard Beymer?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

right on, Lars

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just embarassed that I had never heard of 90% of them…

by capn on Sep 21, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok you know what

it’s probably still Nick Cave. He counts as a celebrity right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Dirty Three Saturday night!

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 21, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, I was supposed to go but I was too exhausted. How was it?

btw, Warren Ellis in his current state (with the beard) does not qualify.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was great…started out quite noisy and ended very quiet/melancholy.

Ellis talks A LOT between songs and is extroverted and hilarious, which I wasn’t expecting (he may just have been very intoxicated).

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 21, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that Warren is very chatty at D3 shows! He’s pretty funny in some Bad Seeds documentaries I’ve watched, but obviously he doesn’t get much of a chance to talk on stage during Bad Seeds or Grinderman shows with Nick taking up all the frontman duties.

I’m still really disappointed I didn’t go :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably know this, but

White Lunar is out tomorrow which is a collection of the best of Cave/Ellis soundtrack work…it includes some songs from The Road as well as some stuff from a documentary they did the sound for…great stuff.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 21, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had heard about that

I’ll have to check it out, I can’t wait for The Road soundtrack (and the new Grinderman album)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that “hottest celebrity” meant chick, not dude. please forgive me if I am in error.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell would it only mean chicks?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

just yankin’ yer chain

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose I was sarchasm’d.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine is dry, too dry sometimes

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

chafes.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz the only people on the innernet are straight [white] males… ages 13-25…

by Merope on Sep 21, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny. I sometimes wonder if the users on here that use the names like “girl” etc… in their handle are who they claim they are.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

but… they are who we thought they were!

by Merope on Sep 21, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on whether you prefer dudes or chicks.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phoebe Cates is also valid!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 21, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, I would validate her

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But only with a purchase.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 21, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

and only for 90 minutes.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phoebe Cates in Fast times at Ridgemont High. Thumbs up.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ed Asner

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, where is this thread, where Ed Asner becomes a hot celebrity?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 21, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just trying to throw people off.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is only hot because someone set him on fire.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real answer

Rashida Jones

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top 5 easy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 21, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

link?

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 21, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/21/1047184/giants-diamondbacks-series-preview#

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said this on the series preview, but I’ve always been partial to Kate Winslet.

Also, Thora Birch circa Ghost World.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kate Beckinsale!

Aren’t you all old, why are you listing so many 20 somethings.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 21, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 20 something!

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I listed older people!

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 20 something (barely) and one of the people I listed in like five years older than me!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hottest older celeb?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yawn

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jennifer Connelly FTMFW!

Hot and Chosen.

Try a GIS w/o SafeSearch if you have a fire extinguisher to deal with your computer asploding with hotness.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DBacks lineup

C. Young cf .205
S. Drew ss .260
J. Upton rf .306
M. Reynolds 3b .266
R. Roberts 2b .277
E. Byrnes lf .214
B. Allen 1b .218
J. Hester c .312
Buckner

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Young hitting leadoff?

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPEED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that he would have a real breakout year this season. Uh… yeah.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, he’ll probably hit 6 homers in this series.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speed doesn’t slump.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 21, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting that Byrnes is in the lineup. He’s only 4 for 23 career vs. Zito.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BFFs!

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kind of surprised that Byrnes isn’t a Giants already, considering he’s the type of player Sabes might like and Byrnes is dying to play for the Giants.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Byrnes is dying to play be placed on the DL for the Giants.

fixed it for you…

by Merope on Sep 21, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand would feel threatened.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other career numbers

C. Young 5 for 23
S. Drew 9 for 23
J. Upton 4 for 23
M. Reynolds 6 for 14
R. Roberts 1 for 2

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thought Buckner was on KC….

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flipping channels while I wait for the Giants game to start

Cedric the Entertainer is doing WWE right now.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GORE STATS

Is he playing CF tonight?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 21, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

I just noticed that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know there is a separate thread for this, but here is some new news on the Villalona situation

Per Baggs

Giants prospect Angel Villalona pleads innocent to murder charges, jailed while awaiting trial

Word arrived from the AP in Santo Domingo that top prospect Angel Villalona has been charged with murder in the shooting death Saturday of a 25-year-old man in La Romana, Dominican Republic.

Villalona, 19, entered an innocent plea and was ordered jailed for two months while authorities prepare their case. He wore a bulletproof vest to his court appearance, it was reported.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow DR is not fucking around. You have to spend time in jail until the trial?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 21, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is a nice jail

by capn on Sep 21, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that easy to make bail on a murder case in the US either.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wore a bulletproof vest to his court appearance, it was reported.

Wow. That’s pretty absurd.

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has all the makings of a future “based on real life” kind of movie

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rest of Baggs’ post about the locker was really dark…

by capn on Sep 21, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlanta will tie the Giants if the Giants lose. The Braves won’t lose tonight, up 11-3 in the 8th.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t really matter anyway.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, at this point we’re done.

by TGOH on Sep 21, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i remember in 1998 when we were 5 back with 10 to play and caught the cubs. but since we’re done now, i guess that actually didn’t happen.

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was with a major league offense.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I think Frank Caliendo summed it up on pregame for the Giants tonight: “Don’t be a knucklehead.”

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OT -- House MD Premiere tonight

Why do people think Olivia Wilde is hotter than Jennifer Morrison?

It’s not even close.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Kal Penn was hotter than both of them :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Kutner

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

GG Kumar

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Jennifer Morrison would go back to being a brunette.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

very much this

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a girl, and I agree with this.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 21, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are??

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this some “LOL THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET” joke, or a serious question?

Because yes, I am a girl.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 21, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were a guy. I know Baron, Merope and jponry are female.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

limited knowledge is limited

just kidding, it took me a while to figure out people’s gender too

by sfoakbay on Sep 21, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, you’re not the first person who thought I was a guy. Probably has something to do with my die-hard fanaticism of sports. And love of hockey fights.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 21, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a time

when I was getting “dude” and “man” every day. EVEN when I was lusting over the likes of Noah Lowry.

If only I had picked a username like “Mrs. Brett Tomko.”

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude! Do you know Mrs. Brett Tomko? That guy’s a bastard.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

can of corn, kdl, tk, igotnothing…

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

… The Enchanter … (right?)

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think so. Also Merope, of course.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I think one of the various people who has “timmy” in their username is female.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

timmeh?

Also, there’s Giants Babe, but it’s easy to figure out she’s a grrl on the internetz.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s timmeh

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by timmeh on Sep 21, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that's just confusing

You have a BOY’S NAME FOR A HANDLE

HOW is WalrusMan supposed to know whether to mack on you or not.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If her username was timmeh1997, he would know.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good!

I was glad someone made the age joke. I couldn’t figure out how to work it in.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

good one

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 21, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Merope was already here, so I didn’t want to use Pleiades, and I’m an older woman so no problem there with walrusman. Oh an the obligatory GET OFF MY LAWN.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merope

I never did figure out whether she named herself after the Harry Potter character but I like to think she did. And if Mr. Merope ever logged on, he could be Tom Riddle, Filthy Muggle.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

She didn’t.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY MUST YOU

crush my dreams?!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope rarely signs in here, right?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope my nick is not from Harry Potter, it’s the name of a star in the Pleiades. I’ve used this nick on the interwebs since the mid 90’s.

Oh, and we’ve lost Mr. Merope to football, not that he posted on here too often anyway, but his 1st sport is football.

by Merope on Sep 21, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the actual game is OT.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 21, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Miguel Montero!

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

As for the hottest celebrity thing, I’ll take Jessica Biel

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 21, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Penelope Cruz

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoshino Aki

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by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Lima's Wife

Just kidding, she looks absurd.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should see Freddy Sanchez’s wife

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 21, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

she might be bad injury luck

by DrStankus on Sep 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bradley Cooper

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 6:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol

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by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec Hard

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by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LED sign flashing in a snow storm!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 21, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The empty space is a metaphor for Bochy’s brain.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 21, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 21, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Windows 7 Now

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the follow-up to the Sgt Pepper album cover from a while ago?

/Bochy sings to Buster

Haaaappinesssss… is a warm bench…

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

When we go 13-0...

… in the 13 remaining games (which we should all be favored in), and when Colorado only goes 8-4, and if we don’t skip Sanchez on the off day, Brad Penny is slated to start the tiebreaker game, with Timmy ready for game 1 of the NLDS.

we we skip Sanchez, Timmy starts the tiebreaker, BZ starts game 1.

Wow this is set up so perfectly for us.

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

obviously still in denial stage of grieving

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t grieve at the hospice, i enjoy it til it’s over

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wonders why a lot of road teams will have a HD feed at SF, but SF rarely has a HD feed on the road………

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

CSNBA sucks hard.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 21, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfffffft when I was a kid, and the Giants were on Channel 2… we got what 40 games a year? and we liked it!!!!

by Merope on Sep 21, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got about 20 when I was a kid.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLD

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arbitration for him, but yes if he’s not back riots will flood the streets of SF

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know exactly how the process goes either, but here is the gist of it

It basically means the Giants still have control of him. Now what happens, is an outside source basically sets a price on what the Giants pay Lincecum based on Lincecum’s performance. If the Giants don’t want to pay this, Lincecum becomes a free agent and we all cry out eyes out.

Did I get this about right everyone? Does the arbitrator set the price the Giants HAVE to pay, or is it a recommendation?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok sounds kinda correct

i know that you have to go to some kind of court

by thecity23 on Sep 21, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

each side, management and the player, make a case before an arbiter, including the desired salary. The arbiter decides either to award the player’s request or the management request. There are rules that govern the minimum amounts, like the clubs offer can’t be less than 80% previous year salary.

usually, clubs don’t like to go all the way to arb, as that puts them in a position of arguing against their player. If a longer term contract isn’t signed, then a one year contract will avoid arb for the year. This is the most common result.

by DrStankus on Sep 21, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

alderson?

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by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry for LARGE pic

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen that boras / van pelt commercial

It was awesome

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by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have not. I don’t really watch much ESPN

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering, at first, why Winn was in the lineup because I thought Doug Davis was starting.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/turns from gazing out the window and sighs

I guess I have to turn on this game now.

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by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like a Pokemon.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FANTASY BASEBALL!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G chimes in… and Kruk and Kuip ignore her.

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ZORAK!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD!

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by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

so.

we just need the next 13 games right?

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

And that still might not be enough.

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord. If you’re gonna bunt, get the damn bunt down.

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BUNT!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

oh dear god

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

VELOLEZ

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by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ah, Velez

just like old times

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh..

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Sep 21, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU VELEZ

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He looked safe

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumbass!

Almost got picked earlier, Shorten your lead ass hat

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

and Buckner is RIGHT FUCKIN’ HANDED!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD THING VELEZ GOT PICKED OFF

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

All too typical...

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 21, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMN THIS TEAM

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Should be runners on first and second with no outs. But now a runner on first with one out. The Giants way!

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This all becomes a moot point when Molina comes up and hits into a double play anyways

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think this is necessarily true. Buckner might have pitched Sanchez differently. There might be a different defense.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooooh stop drinking the kool-aid!

by Merope on Sep 21, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it a necessity to drink Kool-Aid with this team?

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What show was I just watching where they kept talking about the Butterfly Effect and mispronouncing “Ashton Kutcher?”

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” I believe.

Thanks A LOT everyone

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT 2-0 Hack Randy!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY STROLL

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by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Semi-classy BB!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

What would constitute a classy BB?

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not hacking at an 0-2 CHU in the dirt! Same result in the end, I know.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

er, *2-0

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy cheating the game

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

impressive that he manages to check his swing on that pitch that was never close to endangering the strike zone

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY PANDA

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by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

wow defense

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta love the Dbacks defense

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, that’s cool I guess.

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

thats fine.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW! great D so far by AZ

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

lucky lucky

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL D Bags

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

did that ball leave a funky black mark wrapped around his forearm and all over his neck?

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So there’s a reason why they are doing poorly…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutch GIDP coming guys!

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WE HAVE THE RIGHT GUY UP THERE…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh?

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by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

POR QUE PABLO?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO! POR QUE?!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELITIST!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

not how you draw it up…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever, still good

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 21, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

at least we avoid (most likely) the inning ending MIDP

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina Into Double Play?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it deserves it’s own stat

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am ready for panda’s appearance at the zoo in Parks and Rec

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

\B. Molina grounds out to deep right field.

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ha. Nice

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would have scored the 2nd run.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kruk: “This is one of the longest at bats for Bengie Molina of the year.”

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DUH!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He was just so upset after his GIDP chance was taken away.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

If that fat fuck Molina is back next year

I’m going to have a difficult time watching games

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Never!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the next 3 years will be difficult for you

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t even bother to watch.

SRS LARS IS SRS

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save it. Who’ll do the Around MLB with Lars?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can take over next season.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way I can live up to the bar you set.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is that thing called when the ball is pitched way outside or in the dirt, and we DONT swing at it

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

a waste of a perfectly good pitch

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Discipline?

Oh I got it! Actin’ a Mailman

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

trick question

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIZZLE!

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by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. Byrnes didn’t dive

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants make the opposing pitcher throw 32 pitches in the first inning… and only score one run.

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

and according to Arizona TV, two hits

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scoring only one run isn’t a surprise. Making the other pitcher throw 32 pitches in one inning is.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This lineup does that. The first inning against Ubaldo Jimenez last week was 38 pitches long.

by esseffgeez on Sep 21, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe I’m watching this.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

the theme of tonight’s Pirates-Padres game

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

where’s Wito!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice work, Zito.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW

If people are interested in playoff tickets (yeah I know), they go on sale Friday.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat the Clock

Time it Takes for Playoff Refund vs. Time it Takes for Bengie to run to first

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got picked to be able to buy on Wednesday, and I can’t decide if I’m going to do it or not. Probably a waste.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season ticket holders can get them now.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on Barry

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 21, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry using the tactic of walking or striking out every batter he faces? Clever.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to hand it to the lolbacks

They are still packing in the fans!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ballgame

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Zito.

Bad Freddy.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller talkin’ about 7-11.
I saw Miller at a 7-11 in Santa Clara a bunch of years ago. He was wearing a SF letterman style jacket.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have

bought him a Slurpee.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, really. This is why I am surprised he said that “he didn’t know 7-11 still sold Slurpees”…

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slurpees are great during a really hot day.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but they suck when the machine has been used all day and your get a sloppy soggy wet slurpee

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are the best

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 21, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

how did Sanchez hurt himself there?

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

that looked like a shallow flyball off the bat. score one for air conditioning

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That,

and mad bat speed.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 22, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Franchez cramping? Or did he injure himself?

by esseffgeez on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

When hasn’t Freddy been NOT hurt?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

oh real great

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh brother!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

PORCELAIN!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants apparently re-signed Ray Durham

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

more like traded for him.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he probably shrugged… or maybe

WHAT DOES SPRINGSTEEN HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

we traded alderson for a FUCKING BROKEN DOWN SECOND BASEMAN

FUCK, KICK THE TIRES BETTER NEXT TIME SABES!!!?!?!?!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe that was the problem. He kicked Sanchez and he’s hurt.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

kicked his shoulder. kicked his knee….

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, he didn't even turn an ankle or anything

what the hell was that

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Why watch..

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

For Kevin Frandsen?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look who is at 2nd

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Franny in the game.

by esseffgeez on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Errant Throwin’ strikes again!

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

And, as ever, it is Rowand’s fault.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Frandsen?

Bochy must be desperate

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I was worried he was going to move Uribe to 2nd and let Renteria in. Frandsen is a major improvement on that.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll save Renteria for pinch hitting duty, or perhaps one of the many double switches to come.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly thought he’d bring Velez in from left, move Winn over and put Schierholtz in the outfield. May happen between innings.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought about that, too. I wouldn’t be surprised. Probably don’t want Frandsen hitting 2nd.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Porcelain!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

i want to blame rowand

but if thats all it took then it was bound to happen soon

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

Go ahead and blame Rowand.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SANCHEZ IS OLD AND BUSTED

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

who here wakes up and thinks “i need a big gawdy tattoo all over my neck” like ryan roberts?

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a family thing,

actually.

Posting 65 comments/day since June '07.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 22, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Grace has been ripping Bengie’s pitch calling all game. Nothing new I guess… everyone can see it but Bochy.

Giant season effort summary:
Was just enough ensure the Dodgers won the division.
Was just little enough to ensure the Giants lost the wild card.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 21, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO GO GUYS!

DOWN LOW!

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t know we were still revealing our celebrity crushes

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have a small crush on Turk.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY! I bet we see Renteria tomorrow.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I love these house ads for Miller, etc. on the radio. The bowling one is the best but this postgame one is also pretty kickass.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

“Oh, Great pick!”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since when does Amy G go on road trips?

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably western teams

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

She entertains the players on road trips. This is how Sanchez got injured.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

never seen her come down to san diego before, it’s gotta be a pennant race thing

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she’s banned in San Diego.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchy!

by The Franchise on Sep 21, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi guys

Freaking out about Freddy right now. I hope he’s ok!

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s old!

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I like his spirit.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like the way his spirit looks in a uniform! +p

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, really!

He’s IS a cutie but seriously, I love that he always tries his hardest. That’s why I also love Velez.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarchasm!

He’s exactly my age. In fact, I’m a little older. :)

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so because 31 is really not that old.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is Ray Durham

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re all Ray Durham

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Durham >>>>>> Freddy Sanchez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rownads only need tweezers to choke his bat.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TW....

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

Three more years of Scott??

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t talk about it.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been swinging at that pitch all season.

WAY TO ADJUST!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I told myself I wasn’t going to watch the game but here I am with the game on.

What did I miss? I just saw a great swing by Rowand.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of slop hacking

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy is hurt :(

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez got picked!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real question: Why does he always slide in head first? Is that necessary?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he has the IQ of a cactus.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now, I know some seguaros that would object to that statement.

by Merope on Sep 21, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really necessary, but I am not too sure if it is slower to slide head or feet first? Probably just personal preference.

The one that gets me is when a batter slides into 1st base. Really dumb for a few different reasons.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't we go through this with Omar?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

although he looked safe

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

a panda steal!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

a delayed steal, where he did the delay part 3/4 of the way to 2nd

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently you missed a lot! Are you sorry you asked?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Sanchez just wanted a day off.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He really strained himself taking two steps to his left, there. It’s probably legit.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

arizona tv focused on shawon dunston. thank you.

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OBP BARRY!

AWESOME! The AZ feed immediately showed Dunston on the rail of the dugout after the BB.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunston must be pissed

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

total velezbian

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FRANDSEN YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

go franny

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wants playing time. The only way to do so for a player like Kevin, is to swing at the first pitch.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

whuh?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go Frandsen. Bunt?

by esseffgeez on Sep 21, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FRANDSEN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

prove him wrong, franny

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

With weak grounders like that, Frandsen will be getting regular play in no time.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FRANDSEN!

/Bochy laughs knowingly

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe that’s why Frandsen was finally put in. He promised to get a one-pitch out.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 21, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I am not a mailman.”

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Undertaker Pictures, Images and Photos

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 21, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Random gif is random

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

where does that way of phrasing come from?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve only seen it here

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

how’s that for random?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRANCE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a warning. NEVER WEAR JORTS!

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like food.

Food is delicious.

If Llamas were food, I would eat them and make coats from their pelts.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm telling PETA.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a member

of People Eating Tasty Animals.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

meanie

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just tell one of those nekkid female PETA protesters to come by and explain why eating llamas is bad.

I would listen!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, I would rather go naked than wear fur!

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You will never survive the next ice age.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

global warming!

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars will share his pelts with you for warmth

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 21, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

because he’s just sweet like that.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

It would totally be a cheap excuse for grope time.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re in this thing!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 21, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and here I thought you might save my life. oh, well.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am completely selfish and evil. Sorry.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s ok. I’m sure there’s a nice guy in there somewhere :)

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is another dude in the pelts with you and Lars? Kinky.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 21, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

A LLAMA WOULD KILL YOU IF IT HAD THE CHANCE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I will never come across a llama so that point is moot.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is do or die. Lars vs. the Llama in a cage match to the death!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an illusion Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 21, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or candy!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just about to post that. So awesome.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Capital One

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this what Zito’s saying to himself?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe after a couple of puffs.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARRY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hester must be a better catching prospect than Posey, because he plays and Posey doesn’t.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He has major league experience. Posey does not.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FACT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right. Posey’s lack of experience would have prevented him from popping up to the second baseman like Hester just did.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have check swung and only popped up to the pitcher

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

where the hell did that miss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So, uhh….When did Frandsen come in?

by TGOH on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Franchez is hurt.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

….Shoulder or knee or new injury?

by TGOH on Sep 21, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knee. At least it wasn’t something new.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

PORCELAIN!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WE’RE IN THIS THING!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

As a rule of thumb..

When a baseball club feels the need to create commercials claiming to be “In his thing”, rest assured that they are NOT “In this thing”.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always been funny because of the element, “Holy shit, we might actually be in this thing! Who knew?”

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're in this thing????

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

How many “We’re In This Thing” commercials so far?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I think people should have to hop on one leg to work at least one day a week.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to know how much money they lost on making those “we’re in this thing” commercials and how much money they are losing playing those instead of normal commercials

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

If I see a “We’re in this thing” the day after the Giants are eliminated, I’m going to call the Giants ticket office and just laugh for 5 minutes.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

"We're in this thing"

from the same people who brought you “Vote for Bengie”

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Network just ran a Cy Young text poll:

Josh Johnson (the Marlin) 3%
Carpenter 24%
Wainwright 30%
TIMMEH 41%

Of course, this is a text poll, so YMMV.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been sitting here thinking of how Franchez hurt himself.

He was picking a hangnail.
He was stretching his pinky toe.
He was slapping a mosquito.
He was idly dancing to Jimmy Buffett.
He was rolling his eyes.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He was climbing out of this thing

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand’s throws have hurt me for two years already.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he’s just a really cool guy who is faking an injury because he thinks Frandsen should get a chance to play.

by Merope on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He bit his tongue.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe the Giants have a hot trainer on the road?

by DJ Tofu on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this is a pretty good AB.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This 1B has some bad stone hands

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Winn

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn with the classy 9 pitch K

by TGOH on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Bliubt

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

We won’t have to watch that next year.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn is an idiot if he thought that was low.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval is about to hurt himself taking cuts like that. Lol.

by TGOH on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So I was thinking…

Jason Bay is ridiculously overrated and will be similarly priced. Holliday is not leaving St. Loo.

But the Giants need an outfield bat. NEED.

Is Milton Bradley too crazy?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the idea of buying low on Bradley.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buying VERY low.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

trade him for Rowand

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think i read somewhere that the D-Bags were interested in getting him too.

by esseffgeez on Sep 21, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want him anywhere near the Giants young players.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

do not want

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you think Sabean would ever go for Bradley, you’re the one who’s crazy.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

if so we should also get Carl Crawford. 2 crazy dudes together might cancel out their craziness.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he absolutely is.

by DrStankus on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of the possible upside..

Bradley is in a meeting with Sabean and Bochy. One of them says something that annoys Milton. Milton pulls a gun and kills them both, and then turns the gun on himself.

Three fucking douchebags gone in one fell swoop.

I like it.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find this moderately tasteless, considering the fact that there is a Giant sitting in prison in the DR right now accused of killing someone.

But setting that aside, I’ve always had an odd respect for Milton Bradley. Yeah, he’s crazy. Yeah, he needs to learn to let shit go. But, damn it, the man has principles. His craziness doesn’t manifest itself like, say Terrell Owens’ look-at-me destructiveness. He really wants to win, and he really wants his teammates to do well. I dunno. This is a half-formed thought, I guess. I just keep wanting him to figure it out.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What circus am I in now?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

HAY PANDA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, so sad.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So slow that it’s actually going in reverse?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am no scout, but yes. I think so.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Frank Calliendo being mildly funny on the AZ feed

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats how I always view that dude. always “mildly funny”

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

His Harry Caray and Bob Euker (sp?) are pretty good

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that’s a stretch for him

by DrStankus on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is a John Madden impression involved?

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Barkley

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only he could be given his own show! Preferably with 8,000,000,000,000,000,000* promos during the playoffs!

*approximate

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I guess that was better than GIDP

by TGOH on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Molina is just such a good player. I’ve never seen a man or god that I would rather have on this ball club.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD FOR BENGIE MOLINA.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are we so blessed?

by deuce deuce on Sep 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster would have eaten his bat and barked like a cat.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is it possible that Molina only grounded into 11 double plays before this road trip?

by Orwell D. Catt on Sep 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s really not that surprising if you think about how many men the Giants have had on base this year.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that cannot be right can it?

by Squez on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the official scorer doesn’t count it when the out is made at 1b and Molina still hasn’t made it out of the box yet?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol swinging at ball four.

by TGOH on Sep 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Just saved the trouble of Ishikawa grounding out weakly.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Zzzzzz

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina is awful. The problem is that his backup, Eli Whiteside, is a career minor leaguer. I just wish we had another option.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What a world that would be.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

but that wouldn’t be good to Panda’s quad muscle…

by DJ Tofu on Sep 21, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. I need another beer.

by esseffgeez on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

cheers

I’m about to fix another margarita myself.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 21, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU BENGIE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch your mouth, or Bengie will pop you weakly back into your recliner.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 21, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/21/1047723/the-second-gdt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bags on Mr. Porcelain
When I spoke to Sanchez a day earlier in Los Angeles, he said his knees were better but not 100 percent and had limited his ability to do his normal strength training. It could be significant if Sanchez is out for the season. The Giants have to figure out whether to pick up his $8.1 million option or try to negotiate a two-year deal. They acquired him as a long-term piece, but a major injury could change all those plans.

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2009/09/21/freddy-sanchez-leaves-game-with-apparent-knee-injury/

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

*Baggs

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think rubber noses should be mandatory at all government functions.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else sick

of hearing that same theme song before commercial break?

by thecity23 on Sep 21, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

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