Open GameThread, 9/21
San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks, Sep 21, 2009 6:40 PM PDT
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Billy Buckner?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
Which one?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonights lineup
LF Velez
2B Sanchez
RF Winn (WTF?)
3B Sandoval
C LOLina (WTF!?)
SS Uribe
1B Ishikawa
CF Rowand (WTF!?)
P Zito
This stellar lineup brought to you by CIC (Cretin in Charge) Bruce (I’m a fucking moron and NO, I will NEVER learn a thing about baseball) Bochy
If Bochy is going to be so stubborn as to let Bengie play ever day, he should at least switch him and Uribe in the lineup.
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Or perhaps just sit Mr. Fatass and play Posey, or is he here to just soak in the fail?
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/fixed
CF Velez
2B Sanchez
3B Sandoval
RF Schierholtz
SS Uribe
C Posey
1B Ishikawa
LF bowker
P WITO
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s no stopping the cretin from Borkin!
You gotta keep on beating for all the borkin cretins.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
CREEEETINS
CREEEETINS
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna Bork some more
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Borking out a lineup full of Bengie & Winn
The score is one-zero and I wanna bunt.
Its not hard, not hard for Rich
We can double switch
To veteran grit.
Down in the dugout, out on the field
Down in the batting cage the Buster toils
His experience is too low
He takes pitches doesn’t swing no mo’
Rich Rich Rich Aurilia
Rich Rich Rich Aurilia
We can double switch
To veteran grit
Its not hard, not far for Rich
We double switch
To veteran grit.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

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I think the Giants offense is represented by the harmless baby, and the child punching Zito in the nuts is Bochy, while he says, “Fuck you Barry, I’m playing the veteran gamers!”
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouch!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I spent too much time on this to only post it once

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Sep 21, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 14 recs
YESSSSSSS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I love how Cain, Pablo and Tim are like :DDDDD and Zito is like :|
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Serious Zito is serious.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
My thought process while searching for pictures: “Happy Tim, check. Happy Pablo, Check. Happy Cain, check. Happy Zito, ch-NO WAIT HERE’S SERIOUS ZITO I MUST USE THAT PICTURE!”
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOLWIN
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Sad, though...
To think that they will soon come to a fiery demise. Except for Timmy.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
That doesn't seem very sporting.
Isn’t there some way to win the game without scoring more runs than the other team?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
The most important game of the season coming up!
Uh….wait a minute.
Sorry, I confused this game with the first game of the Reds series.
Never mind.
I’m still trying to think of mine :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Richard Beymer?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
right on, Lars
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok you know what
it’s probably still Nick Cave. He counts as a celebrity right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Fuck, I was supposed to go but I was too exhausted. How was it?
btw, Warren Ellis in his current state (with the beard) does not qualify.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
It was great…started out quite noisy and ended very quiet/melancholy.
Ellis talks A LOT between songs and is extroverted and hilarious, which I wasn’t expecting (he may just have been very intoxicated).
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 21, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve heard that Warren is very chatty at D3 shows! He’s pretty funny in some Bad Seeds documentaries I’ve watched, but obviously he doesn’t get much of a chance to talk on stage during Bad Seeds or Grinderman shows with Nick taking up all the frontman duties.
I’m still really disappointed I didn’t go :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
You probably know this, but
White Lunar is out tomorrow which is a collection of the best of Cave/Ellis soundtrack work…it includes some songs from The Road as well as some stuff from a documentary they did the sound for…great stuff.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 21, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I had heard about that
I’ll have to check it out, I can’t wait for The Road soundtrack (and the new Grinderman album)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
You're pushin' too hard!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Sep 22, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that “hottest celebrity” meant chick, not dude. please forgive me if I am in error.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the hell would it only mean chicks?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
just yankin’ yer chain
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I suppose I was sarchasm’d.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
mine is dry, too dry sometimes
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
chafes.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny. I sometimes wonder if the users on here that use the names like “girl” etc… in their handle are who they claim they are.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on whether you prefer dudes or chicks.
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Phoebe Cates is also valid!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 21, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, I would validate her
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
But only with a purchase.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 21, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
and only for 90 minutes.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ed Asner
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Okay, where is this thread, where Ed Asner becomes a hot celebrity?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I’m just trying to throw people off.
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He is only hot because someone set him on fire.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Real answer
Rashida Jones
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lol
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
link?
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/21/1047184/giants-diamondbacks-series-preview#
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Kate Beckinsale!
Aren’t you all old, why are you listing so many 20 somethings.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
I’m 20 something!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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And I listed older people!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I’m 20 something (barely) and one of the people I listed in like five years older than me!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
hottest older celeb?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
yawn
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Jennifer Connelly FTMFW!
Hot and Chosen.
Try a GIS w/o SafeSearch if you have a fire extinguisher to deal with your computer asploding with hotness.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
DBacks lineup
C. Young cf .205
S. Drew ss .260
J. Upton rf .306
M. Reynolds 3b .266
R. Roberts 2b .277
E. Byrnes lf .214
B. Allen 1b .218
J. Hester c .312
Buckner
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Chris Young hitting leadoff?
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SPEED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I thought that he would have a real breakout year this season. Uh… yeah.
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He had really bad acne.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course, he’ll probably hit 6 homers in this series.
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Interesting that Byrnes is in the lineup. He’s only 4 for 23 career vs. Zito.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
BFFs!
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I’m kind of surprised that Byrnes isn’t a Giants already, considering he’s the type of player Sabes might like and Byrnes is dying to play for the Giants.
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Rowand would feel threatened.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Other career numbers
C. Young 5 for 23
S. Drew 9 for 23
J. Upton 4 for 23
M. Reynolds 6 for 14
R. Roberts 1 for 2
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
/thought Buckner was on KC….
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Flipping channels while I wait for the Giants game to start
Cedric the Entertainer is doing WWE right now.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
LOL GORE STATS
Is he playing CF tonight?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
I know there is a separate thread for this, but here is some new news on the Villalona situation
Per Baggs
Giants prospect Angel Villalona pleads innocent to murder charges, jailed while awaiting trial
Word arrived from the AP in Santo Domingo that top prospect Angel Villalona has been charged with murder in the shooting death Saturday of a 25-year-old man in La Romana, Dominican Republic.
Villalona, 19, entered an innocent plea and was ordered jailed for two months while authorities prepare their case. He wore a bulletproof vest to his court appearance, it was reported.
With malice towards the Dodgers
Wow DR is not fucking around. You have to spend time in jail until the trial?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
It’s not that easy to make bail on a murder case in the US either.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Atlanta will tie the Giants if the Giants lose. The Braves won’t lose tonight, up 11-3 in the 8th.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Doesn’t really matter anyway.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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i remember in 1998 when we were 5 back with 10 to play and caught the cubs. but since we’re done now, i guess that actually didn’t happen.
That was with a major league offense.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
OT -- House MD Premiere tonight
Why do people think Olivia Wilde is hotter than Jennifer Morrison?
It’s not even close.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Kal Penn was hotter than both of them :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
RIP Kutner
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I wish Jennifer Morrison would go back to being a brunette.
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I’m a girl, and I agree with this.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Is this some “LOL THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET” joke, or a serious question?
Because yes, I am a girl.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I thought you were a guy. I know Baron, Merope and jponry are female.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Don’t worry, you’re not the first person who thought I was a guy. Probably has something to do with my die-hard fanaticism of sports. And love of hockey fights.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
There was a time
when I was getting “dude” and “man” every day. EVEN when I was lusting over the likes of Noah Lowry.
If only I had picked a username like “Mrs. Brett Tomko.”
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude! Do you know Mrs. Brett Tomko? That guy’s a bastard.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
can of corn, kdl, tk, igotnothing…
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
… The Enchanter … (right?)
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think so. Also Merope, of course.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Also, I think one of the various people who has “timmy” in their username is female.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
it’s timmeh
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Now that's just confusing
You have a BOY’S NAME FOR A HANDLE
HOW is WalrusMan supposed to know whether to mack on you or not.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Remove the guessing and just hit on everyone
My personal motto
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If her username was timmeh1997, he would know.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Well Merope was already here, so I didn’t want to use Pleiades, and I’m an older woman so no problem there with walrusman. Oh an the obligatory GET OFF MY LAWN.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Merope
I never did figure out whether she named herself after the Harry Potter character but I like to think she did. And if Mr. Merope ever logged on, he could be Tom Riddle, Filthy Muggle.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
She didn’t.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
WHY MUST YOU
crush my dreams?!
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
As for the hottest celebrity thing, I’ll take Jessica Biel
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Penelope Cruz
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Bradley Cooper
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
by kdl on Sep 21, 2009 6:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
UH SORRY TOO BUSY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
LED sign flashing in a snow storm!
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Nice
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Is this the follow-up to the Sgt Pepper album cover from a while ago?
/Bochy sings to Buster
Haaaappinesssss… is a warm bench…
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
When we go 13-0...
… in the 13 remaining games (which we should all be favored in), and when Colorado only goes 8-4, and if we don’t skip Sanchez on the off day, Brad Penny is slated to start the tiebreaker game, with Timmy ready for game 1 of the NLDS.
we we skip Sanchez, Timmy starts the tiebreaker, BZ starts game 1.
Wow this is set up so perfectly for us.
/wonders why a lot of road teams will have a HD feed at SF, but SF rarely has a HD feed on the road………
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
pfffffft when I was a kid, and the Giants were on Channel 2… we got what 40 games a year? and we liked it!!!!
LOLD
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Arbitration for him, but yes if he’s not back riots will flood the streets of SF
With malice towards the Dodgers
I don't know exactly how the process goes either, but here is the gist of it
It basically means the Giants still have control of him. Now what happens, is an outside source basically sets a price on what the Giants pay Lincecum based on Lincecum’s performance. If the Giants don’t want to pay this, Lincecum becomes a free agent and we all cry out eyes out.
Did I get this about right everyone? Does the arbitrator set the price the Giants HAVE to pay, or is it a recommendation?
With malice towards the Dodgers
each side, management and the player, make a case before an arbiter, including the desired salary. The arbiter decides either to award the player’s request or the management request. There are rules that govern the minimum amounts, like the clubs offer can’t be less than 80% previous year salary.
usually, clubs don’t like to go all the way to arb, as that puts them in a position of arguing against their player. If a longer term contract isn’t signed, then a one year contract will avoid arb for the year. This is the most common result.
matt holliday is going to look good in a giants uni
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry for LARGE pic

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
have you seen that boras / van pelt commercial
It was awesome
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I have not. I don’t really watch much ESPN
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I found an animated gif of jponry during Buster Posey's MLB debut

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
FANTASY BASEBALL!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
ZORAK!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
GOOD!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FBAL LUCK!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
so.
we just need the next 13 games right?
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BUNT!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
VELOLEZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ah, Velez
just like old times
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU VELEZ
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Dumbass!
Almost got picked earlier, Shorten your lead ass hat
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
and Buckner is RIGHT FUCKIN’ HANDED!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOD THING VELEZ GOT PICKED OFF
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
GODDAMN THIS TEAM
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Should be runners on first and second with no outs. But now a runner on first with one out. The Giants way!
I don’t think this is necessarily true. Buckner might have pitched Sanchez differently. There might be a different defense.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
‘Cydernide’
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GRIEVE AT THE HOSPICE!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT 2-0 Hack Randy!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
CLASSY STROLL
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Semi-classy BB!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Not hacking at an 0-2 CHU in the dirt! Same result in the end, I know.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
er, *2-0
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Classy cheating the game
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
HEY PANDA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLBERTS
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
thats fine.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
WOW! great D so far by AZ
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
LOL D-BAGS!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
So there’s a reason why they are doing poorly…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
WE HAVE THE RIGHT GUY UP THERE…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Oh?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PANDA STEAL!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
POR QUE PABLO?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
PORKY PABLO?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLO! POR QUE?!
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 21, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
ELITIST!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
not how you draw it up…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
lol
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
at least we avoid (most likely) the inning ending MIDP
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
yes
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
MOO INTO DOUBLE PLAY!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
that’s great
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
it deserves it’s own stat
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
ha. Nice
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
DUH!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
bah
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
He was just so upset after his GIDP chance was taken away.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Never!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
the next 3 years will be difficult for you
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I won’t even bother to watch.
SRS LARS IS SRS
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Save it. Who’ll do the Around MLB with Lars?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You can take over next season.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
No way I can live up to the bar you set.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
what is that thing called when the ball is pitched way outside or in the dirt, and we DONT swing at it
a waste of a perfectly good pitch
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Discipline?
Oh I got it! Actin’ a Mailman
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
trick question
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
FIZZLE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wow. Byrnes didn’t dive
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
Over/under for CSN showing "WE'RE IN THIS THING!!" commercials?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
at least 17
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKES!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
where’s Wito!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
BTW
If people are interested in playoff tickets (yeah I know), they go on sale Friday.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
STFDREW
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
I have to hand it to the lolbacks
They are still packing in the fans!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ZITO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HOSPICE GRIEVING!!!
lmao
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
Miller talkin’ about 7-11.
I saw Miller at a 7-11 in Santa Clara a bunch of years ago. He was wearing a SF letterman style jacket.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
Should have
bought him a Slurpee.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, really. This is why I am surprised he said that “he didn’t know 7-11 still sold Slurpees”…
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but they suck when the machine has been used all day and your get a sloppy soggy wet slurpee
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
how did Sanchez hurt himself there?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
PORCELAIN!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants apparently re-signed Ray Durham
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
more like traded for him.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD DAMMIT
we traded alderson for a FUCKING BROKEN DOWN SECOND BASEMAN
FUCK, KICK THE TIRES BETTER NEXT TIME SABES!!!?!?!?!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe that was the problem. He kicked Sanchez and he’s hurt.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
kicked his shoulder. kicked his knee….
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously, he didn't even turn an ankle or anything
what the hell was that
With malice towards the Dodgers
Why watch..
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Frandsen?
Bochy must be desperate
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
I was worried he was going to move Uribe to 2nd and let Renteria in. Frandsen is a major improvement on that.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
He’ll save Renteria for pinch hitting duty, or perhaps one of the many double switches to come.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Porcelain!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
i want to blame rowand
but if thats all it took then it was bound to happen soon
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SANCHEZ IS OLD AND BUSTED
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Mark Grace has been ripping Bengie’s pitch calling all game. Nothing new I guess… everyone can see it but Bochy.
Giant season effort summary:
Was just enough ensure the Dodgers won the division.
Was just little enough to ensure the Giants lost the wild card.
Freddy Pipp!!
ok, maybe not.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
I didn’t know we were still revealing our celebrity crushes
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY! I bet we see Renteria tomorrow.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
I love these house ads for Miller, etc. on the radio. The bowling one is the best but this postgame one is also pretty kickass.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
“Oh, Great pick!”
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Since when does Amy G go on road trips?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
She entertains the players on road trips. This is how Sanchez got injured.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi guys
Freaking out about Freddy right now. I hope he’s ok!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
well, I like his spirit.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
You like the way his spirit looks in a uniform! +p
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No, really!
He’s IS a cutie but seriously, I love that he always tries his hardest. That’s why I also love Velez.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
Been swinging at that pitch all season.
WAY TO ADJUST!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
I told myself I wasn’t going to watch the game but here I am with the game on.
What did I miss? I just saw a great swing by Rowand.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Lots of slop hacking
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy is hurt :(
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
Velez got picked!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Real question: Why does he always slide in head first? Is that necessary?
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
Not really necessary, but I am not too sure if it is slower to slide head or feet first? Probably just personal preference.
The one that gets me is when a batter slides into 1st base. Really dumb for a few different reasons.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't we go through this with Omar?
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Sep 21, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
a panda steal!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
a delayed steal, where he did the delay part 3/4 of the way to 2nd
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Sanchez just wanted a day off.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOL OBP BARRY!
AWESOME! The AZ feed immediately showed Dunston on the rail of the dugout after the BB.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
FRANDSEN YEAH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
go franny
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He wants playing time. The only way to do so for a player like Kevin, is to swing at the first pitch.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
whuh?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FRANDSEN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
prove him wrong, franny
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FRANDSEN!
/Bochy laughs knowingly
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe that’s why Frandsen was finally put in. He promised to get a one-pitch out.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
“I am not a mailman.”
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
where does that way of phrasing come from?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
i’ve only seen it here
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
how’s that for random?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
FRANCE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s a warning. NEVER WEAR JORTS!
www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24
by NuschlerFace on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I really like food.
Food is delicious.
If Llamas were food, I would eat them and make coats from their pelts.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
I'm telling PETA.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
Just tell one of those nekkid female PETA protesters to come by and explain why eating llamas is bad.
I would listen!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, I would rather go naked than wear fur!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
You will never survive the next ice age.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Lars will share his pelts with you for warmth
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
because he’s just sweet like that.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
Nah
It would totally be a cheap excuse for grope time.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re in this thing!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
and here I thought you might save my life. oh, well.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
I am completely selfish and evil. Sorry.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s ok. I’m sure there’s a nice guy in there somewhere :)
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
There is another dude in the pelts with you and Lars? Kinky.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
HEY!! WE JUST NEEDED THE BODY HEAT!!
(and he was pretty hot)
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
A LLAMA WOULD KILL YOU IF IT HAD THE CHANCE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It is do or die. Lars vs. the Llama in a cage match to the death!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I would bite it's face off.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s an illusion Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
Capital One
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
BARRY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
WOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
stfd
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Hester must be a better catching prospect than Posey, because he plays and Posey doesn’t.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
FACT
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re right. Posey’s lack of experience would have prevented him from popping up to the second baseman like Hester just did.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
He would have check swung and only popped up to the pitcher
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
where the hell did that miss
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
PORCELAIN!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice play
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
WE’RE IN THIS THING!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
As a rule of thumb..
When a baseball club feels the need to create commercials claiming to be “In his thing”, rest assured that they are NOT “In this thing”.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
WERE IN THIS THING
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
I think people should have to hop on one leg to work at least one day a week.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
If I see a “We’re in this thing” the day after the Giants are eliminated, I’m going to call the Giants ticket office and just laugh for 5 minutes.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
"We're in this thing"
from the same people who brought you “Vote for Bengie”
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB Network just ran a Cy Young text poll:
Josh Johnson (the Marlin) 3%
Carpenter 24%
Wainwright 30%
TIMMEH 41%
Of course, this is a text poll, so YMMV.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve been sitting here thinking of how Franchez hurt himself.
He was picking a hangnail.
He was stretching his pinky toe.
He was slapping a mosquito.
He was idly dancing to Jimmy Buffett.
He was rolling his eyes.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
He was climbing out of this thing
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This 1B has some bad stone hands
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Winn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
We won’t have to watch that next year.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
So I was thinking…
Jason Bay is ridiculously overrated and will be similarly priced. Holliday is not leaving St. Loo.
But the Giants need an outfield bat. NEED.
Is Milton Bradley too crazy?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
I love the idea of buying low on Bradley.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I don’t want him anywhere near the Giants young players.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Think of the possible upside..
Bradley is in a meeting with Sabean and Bochy. One of them says something that annoys Milton. Milton pulls a gun and kills them both, and then turns the gun on himself.
Three fucking douchebags gone in one fell swoop.
I like it.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I find this moderately tasteless, considering the fact that there is a Giant sitting in prison in the DR right now accused of killing someone.
But setting that aside, I’ve always had an odd respect for Milton Bradley. Yeah, he’s crazy. Yeah, he needs to learn to let shit go. But, damn it, the man has principles. His craziness doesn’t manifest itself like, say Terrell Owens’ look-at-me destructiveness. He really wants to win, and he really wants his teammates to do well. I dunno. This is a half-formed thought, I guess. I just keep wanting him to figure it out.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
What circus am I in now?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 21, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
HAY PANDA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Panda!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Frank Calliendo being mildly funny on the AZ feed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
His Harry Caray and Bob Euker (sp?) are pretty good
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Is a John Madden impression involved?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
and Barkley
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If only he could be given his own show! Preferably with 8,000,000,000,000,000,000* promos during the playoffs!
*approximate
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 21, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, Molina is just such a good player. I’ve never seen a man or god that I would rather have on this ball club.
THANK GOD FOR BENGIE MOLINA.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Buster would have eaten his bat and barked like a cat.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina is awful. The problem is that his backup, Eli Whiteside, is a career minor leaguer. I just wish we had another option.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
cheers
I’m about to fix another margarita myself.
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
FUCK YOU BENGIE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/21/1047723/the-second-gdt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Bags on Mr. Porcelain
When I spoke to Sanchez a day earlier in Los Angeles, he said his knees were better but not 100 percent and had limited his ability to do his normal strength training. It could be significant if Sanchez is out for the season. The Giants have to figure out whether to pick up his $8.1 million option or try to negotiate a two-year deal. They acquired him as a long-term piece, but a major injury could change all those plans.
I'm the Juggernate, bitch.
I think rubber noses should be mandatory at all government functions.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

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