Post-Game Recap: Penny is Money
Didn't know that Penny could still throw 95 after his shoulder wonkiness. I say we get that guy!
I really can't stand the new "NL is 50x worse than the AL" meme. Really, it's only 48 times worse, at most. Luckily, this dominant start by a piece of AL flotsam against an NL powerhouse will start to change some minds. Fight your prejudices, people!
Great win, especially considering that most of us had penciled Happ in for one of those 8 IP, 1 ER, 0 BB, 1 K specials.
Worth nothing: If Posey were catching, there would have been 17 passed balls that led to 15 unearned runs, and every hitter that Penny struck out had would have reached first as the ball rolled to the backstop. Clubhouse chemistry would have been at an all-time low, and Eli Whiteside would have started a Lord of the Flies-style clubhouse revolution, which would have ended in a large fire that canceled tomorrow's game and forced the Giants to play a doubleheader on the day after the season ends. So be careful what you wish for. Have you ever seen Reefer Madness? It's kind of like that, but with inexperienced catchers.
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Brad Penny
our 5th starter can beat (and eat) your fourth starter
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
3rd.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
At worst.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
/buys five
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's Go Mets!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Penny!!!!
I could not have asked for a better debut. Freaking awesome.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Don't lie.
We both know that you could have asked for a better debut, but you just didn’t want to seem like a greedy jerk so you didn’t.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you Brad Penny, I'm not supposed to like you! *shakes fist*
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
shakes both fists
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
nay
Bengie Molina’s whinging seems to have done wonders for his hamstring/drawstring/ham sandwich/ whatever is supposed to be wring with him
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
(It’s actually “Yea” or Nay)
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Grammofascist
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I’m sorry, but I think it’s important to know that yay-sayers are celebratory people while yea-sayers are people are putting in a yes vote.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Nuance.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey starts tomorrow, Whieside needs a rest and Molina isn’t ready to go.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
I thought Bochy said Molina is back on Thursday.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Bochy said he didnt know
Molina said he’s going to be back tomorrow but he also said he was going to be back yesterday.
Every estimate seems to be accompanied with a caveat that he’s still not close to 100%, so I’m sure there’s lots of wiggle room. But I’m ignorant and have been wrong before . . .
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
does anyone else think
we’re getting hosed by the umps?
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
looking at it objectively
they hosed the phils a bunch of times too. it was a wash tonight.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Fuck that
we can complain after anything! Even a no-hitter!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I wish we could give 2 runs to yesterdays Giants
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Don't stop there!
Three.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Extra Innings on Directv FTW (I get to see the game AND choose the broadcasters. Mets > Rockies).
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
me too
I haven’t been watching the Metsies lately- Hernandez must really be sour after watching this squad for the last couple months…
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
This x 100
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
wow reply fail
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I DO NOT AGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAID
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Lord of the Flies-stye revolution? Who’s Piggy? I nominate that one fat guy we have. You know the one….
"El once, chico. Eleven."
English and Sadowski were DFA'd
Was this discussed?
Nothing funnier than Sanchez discussions
He’s better than Cain!
No, he’s worse than Sadowski!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
HE KNOWS HOW TO WIN
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Penny will pitch next in the home opener next Monday vs. SD.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
So, Molina or Posey tomorrow
Not what you want, what you think will happen.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Are you still talking about Posey’s ass?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
You can’t spell ass without SS.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Bengie batting fourth
buster bats 8th
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
JACKSON WILLIAMS
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina, because he can’t hitPedro. Bochy will think he is due
Fixed.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Payback is bitch
Your new pitcher throws a CG shut out in our park or new pitcher will throw 8 innings of shut out in yours.
I R 5
And Katy Perry should know.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Crabtree not signing for a long time!
Where is bondslegend and all his optimism?
No one here gets out alive.
We call him cashtree around here.
Bengals finally signed their #1 – and he promptly went out and injured himself.
he'll cave before the start of the regular season
no way he’s dumb enough to sit out the entire season
and if he sits out the season
then his football career is pretty much over.
He wouldn’t be picked in the first round next year.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
it's not just that
you can’t voluntarily sit out of a football season and expect to be able to pick it back up. Mike Williams and Maurice Clarett are perfect examples of that.
i like how the Niners are handling this. They are basically saying that the organization still has its pride and is bigger than any player.
No one here gets out alive.
Lets see how Greg Paulus looks for Syracuse this year
lol
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
He’ll most likely sign before he starts losing paychecks. If he doesn’t, then he actually is the idiot that everybody seems to think he is.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
a friend of mine used to coach football for UC Davis. One of his friends is in the Raider organization and said they passed on him because of character issues. Take it for what its worth. The RAIDERS passed on him for CHARACTER issues…. haha
No one here gets out alive.
Umm, Jamarcus Russell wears shades and fur coats to press conferences after losses. And he acts like he doesn’t give a damn… But they pass on the guy with an interest in fashion
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
Roll Call Top 10; Congrats, Natto
Name - # of Posts
Natto - 161
CB30 – 149
49er16 – 134
SFGuy – 117
Lars The Wanderer – 109
Timmy Cain – 101
jponry – 96
satyricrash – 87
heimy25 – 68
GrahamCrakalaka – 66
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
I had 149 yesterday too
CONSISTENCY
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
I didnt know postgame comments counted
huh
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Joe Morgan approves
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Quality over quantity.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya know
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean , really.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Numbers add up to nothin'.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I could do this all day.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it amount to a hill of beans?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Not at all.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
'Skins at the 'Pit recently topped 50 , 000.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He hasn't been there very long.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This brings you up to 30. This might take a while.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
where is the widget
to calculate % TWSS?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
OH FER PETES SAKE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I had a headache, no fair!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I just didn’t want to.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
/mental note to post STRIKES and STFD more
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
wait, I already do that
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
LOL lol
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you think I got to 19000
…………….oh damn
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
STRIKES and STFD more !!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wow, I left after like, the 3rd inning and I still made the top 10
D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
You comment in bulk, like costco
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
I JUST HAVE A LOT TO SAY
Oh hey, Andres Torres ended up having a pretty good game, huh?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Y IS HE STARTIN WTF BOCH
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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The Giants have a knack for doing the opposite of whatever I say. I look dumb a lot, but gosh darn im going to be right one of these days
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Timmy time tomorrow…lets take this series
Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
9 Shutout Innings
Trade that Lincecum guy for a bat now!
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
Unimportant but fun department
With the win today the Giants have taken the season series from Philadelphia
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
oh man, IRLOL
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
They treated each other like Poison Ivy.
(Too Lifetime Movie Network?)
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet the youngest kid on Who’s the Boss never dated Alyssa Milano.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
That guy is doin a TV show teaching at a Philly School
I R 5
by say hey nation on Sep 3, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I can tell my grandchildren
That I saw Posey hit his first MLB home run. In BP. It was 409 feet of awesome. He looks like he’s 15, which is 12 years younger than the crucial crucial age of 27. Awesome game. Lots of giants fans sharing Gary Maddox memories.
by Your mother on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Billy Mays Here For Charlie Manuel!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
MEET ME OUTSIDE CITIZENS BAND BOX
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
TMRW IS NOT GOOD TIME FOR ME
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Ham sandwich
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
My Boss is a Phillies fan
he told me today after the homers: "I’m good taking 2 outta 3 from ya guys. "
He didn’t know who was on the mound tomorrow..
/TIMMY DAY EVE
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Tomorrow hoping for
LewisLF
Renteria SS
Posey C
Sandoval 3B
Ishikawa 1B
Winn RF
Rowand CF
Uribe 2B
Lincecum P
That might not be a LOLineup.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
Winn? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s not starting Fred Lewis in a Lincecum game. He’ll go defense.
proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria
I was going to say Bochy did last year in Arizona but that was Cain and that didn’t work out (a Velez fail jpeg was posted on McC many, many times from that game).
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
You will get
Velez LF
Renteria SS
Nate RF
Molina C
Ishikawa 1B
Rowand CF
Uribe 2B
Timmy P
and like it
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
I don’t think Renteria has that kind of range.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez 2B
Renteria SS
Winn RF
Molina C
Garko 1B
Rowand CF
Rohlinger 3B
Aurilia LF
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
more like Aurilia 3B, The Problem LF
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Merkin makes a start to get Timmy some rest before the stretch run
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions


Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
I’m advertising for my inexpensive home improvement business. I run it on the side. Anybody need a new kitchen? Sorry for spamming the site.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
About 7:08?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hammer time.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
When your powers combine
!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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It's true that the GGB is the World's Greatest Span
The world’s worst span: the time between Cain’s 12th and 13th wins.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Welcome.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
a new girl. and a Nate fan. awesome. Welcome
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
It's the LAW!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Only middle aged, morbidly obese men who’s keyboards are covered with a thin layer of Cheetoh crumbs?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU!
There is nothing thin about my layer of cheetoh crumbs!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Girl? I thought this was our first pig.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, a new user with “Babe” in the name. There are no girlz on the interwebz.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Thanks!
Nate’s just my favorite because he’s the best looking.
And yes, I’m a real girl. Start getting nervous.
Receding hairline fetishist!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
No one can resist a fail beard! You should be encouraged.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
If not for the power of the failbeard, I’d probably be single today.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Good luck! It’s not as easy to do as I make it seem.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I had one
but gave it up.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Bike accident scarred my lip.
So no moustache no more.
No moustache , no beard.
Or I’d be All Castro/All Arab/All the time…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I usually sport the fail beard
shaved it this weekend and no I have the fail soul patch.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
I’m not shaving until October.
It’s going to be interesting.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially the third time through the soup line on Napkin Rationing day.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Just the pecs.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s how you know I’m a grown up.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to the family. Remember, you aren’t part of MCC without a steady diet of FUCK YOUS and SHIT!!’s
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
A steady diet of shits isn’t something we tend to encourage, actually. That’s pretty gross.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s okay. I forgive you.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Forgive me, sir, for I am still but a noob.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I SAID IT’S OKAY ALREADY GEEZ DO YOU WANT TO GET BANNED?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
(wipes away tear, wonders if not really part of McCC)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Welcome!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
By someone other than his wife? Don’t think so! He’s all yours! :)
by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis has attachments of a celestial nature.
You’ll be dealing with them as well.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Walk with me awhile , Miss.
I have MUCH to impart to you!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He does?
You know what? Go ahead and take Nate. I’ll take Joe Martinez, even though he’s in Fresno.
by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
SHE SHUNS THE DEVOUT
Embrace your dark side!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You have strange standards.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Welcome
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Welcome!!!
Now make us laugh! ;-)
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
thank you!
But no way I can compete with the humor in here. I’ve been cracking up for weeks.
Not a pig.
Nice new sig.
There are a few of us chicks here, so don’t worry.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Ha! Very nice!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you hunt and peckers, or huntin’ peckers?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Too easy
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No she’s not!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell nah, I type like 100 words per minute
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Damn, man, on a good day I top out at like 60.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, “man” is a pretty non-gendered term.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Cracking up for weeks?
Most of us cracked long ago.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I did some quick google searching
and couldn’t find a definitive answer. Does anyone know when the F dot is coming back? He is off the DL now I believe.
No definitive answer afaik. Planning on a rehab assignment.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
How about when Uribe stops amazing us?
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey!!
swoon <3
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
He’s so handsome and symmetrical
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
he looks 12
i think chris hansen is knocking on your door right now… don’t open it! it’s a trap!
Dodgers fans eat their young.
IT’S A RTPA!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Im just here to chat and play video games…
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 2, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s got an ass like Orion.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's got the horns of Pan
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 2, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I do think you're understating the dangers of rookie catchers
‘67 Reds? 87 wins. ’68 Reds, with Johnny Bench? 83 wins!
’71 Red Sox? 85 wins. ’72 Red Sox, with rookie Carlton Fisk? Fell all the way to 85 wins!
’69 Yankees? Only won 80 games. In 1970, with rookie catcher Thurman Munson? They lost 69 full games!
And I haven’t even started on the hurricanes.
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I kind of feel bad now
because not very long ago I actually wished for Brad Penny’s throwing arm to literally fall off of his body.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." - Willie Mays
Tommy Lasorda is the Antichrist
by tommylasordaistheantichrist on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
WE SHUTOUT THE DEFENDING WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!
For the 2nd time this year. Makes me wanna …..




Penny ….. this one is for you.

by orange_and_black_attack on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
I have never seen such an epic compilation on this thread… thank you… :)
by thel33whosnotazn on Sep 2, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahahaha
Go ahead ….. take ‘em. I don’t own them. lol.
by orange_and_black_attack on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get it
If calling a game is such a big deal, then why aren’t major league catchers judged by it? How would anybody even know if a guy is calling a good game when pitchers can shake off a pitch or location at any time? I’ve never heard anybody say, we need to get rid of this catcher, he doesn’t call a good game.
/Posey goes out to mound and tells Penny to start dicking around with a knuckleball
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
“So, ummm… let’s try the fastball again, but this time don’t throw it so dang fast. It’s really hard to catch when you throw it that fast.”
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
you know if he was opposing the Giants
they’d get shut out.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Calling a game doesn’t have a statistically significant effect at the major league level. It has an effect, for sure, but not a very big one.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
as a former Catcher, I’d beg to differ too… a good catcher calling the right game makes all the difference. If pitchers don’t have to think about their next pitch, they can focus on their mechanics and the baserunners.
I think the real key to what I said is at the major league level.
We’re talking about the best 150 – 200 or so starting pitchers in the world throwing to the best 40 – 60 or so catchers in the world.
Calling a game makes a difference, but at THAT level, with such a small number of people playing and calling games at such an absolutely elite level, the difference between the “good” ones and the “bad” ones just isn’t that much. It’s very small. And when there are deficiencies, usually the pitchers, who are also small in number and also VERY elite, are generally good enough to compensate.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum is a horse. He starts and closes every game.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
NEIGH!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YAY!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
stop browbeating everyone
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s got a burr under his saddle.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RAYMOND BURR RIGHT?
Ugh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FAIL
Aaron
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont blame him
He was eating peanut butter
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
get that boy some milk
IRLLOL
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
NO U!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the Bradys had one of those.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
What is striking here
is the faith in Zito. Wow. I think I have it too, but what a change huh?!
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Yeah no shit, I have it too.
I almost expect a win now a days win Z takes the mound. At least at home anyway.
Does anyone else
think Guzman and Bowker need some playing time? (Posey is a given)
by thel33whosnotazn on Sep 2, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Playing time might be good for them, but I don’t know how good it would be for the Giants. I prefer Gark/Ishi platoon at 1b, and Rowand, Lewis, Schierholtz outfield. If one of Travis, Nate or Lewis can’t play, then there seems to be spot for Johnboy. Buster should provide a better offensive option than any other Catcher (excluding Pablo who is not on the C depth chart anymore/for now.)
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
yeah I love that Schierholtz is getting time, he’s proven to be a good ballplayer, and his cannon of an arm helps too, but I like Bowker over Lewis personally (until Lewis can get out of this slump of a season).
I say give Bowker some starts in Left and use Guzman as a pinch hitter, if he can do anywhere CLOSE to as well as he has in the minors, he could be the best Giants hitter this season besides Panda. And definitely use Posey as backup instead of Whiteside if not use him as the everyday starter…
by thel33whosnotazn on Sep 2, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting name.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Heh, “slump of a season”.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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yeah actually Lewis has barely been given more of a chance than Guzman and Bowker… my bad haha
damn straight my name is interesting :)
by thel33whosnotazn on Sep 3, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Natto was Heh-ing at “slump of a season” because Lewis stopped slumping awhile ago.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
ah… I somehow missed that one… then why the fuck isn’t boch giving him more playing time?
by thel33whosnotazn on Sep 3, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Bochy is dumb.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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The door to the doghouse
only swings in.
Maybe it’s not so much a doghouse as it is a roach motel.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Boch is dumby.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
RE: Fresno Mania
Check out Scheifholtz’s and Ishikawa’s stats from Fresno 2008. Heck, even Fred’s from 2007. In comparison with Bowker and Guzman years in 2009, those past successes in Fresno are very impressive. I’m not convinced, off of Fresno stats, that Bowker or Guzman will be any better than our current crop of Fred, Nate and Travis. And the three already in the bigs are all at around or under 300 PA, so a hot or cold streak could create some significant fluctuation in their numbers.
And double check your stats and figures on Fred Lewis. His “slump of a season” still see him outperforming most of the team, and he is even above average for the league at the moment (OPS+101)!
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
yeah i just did check… I somehow didn’t realize he’s been doing well lately and since he hasn’t been playing I assumed he “must be slumping still”. Why the hell isn’t he getting more playing time… Bochy’s favoring Row and Winn for being vets I guess?
by thel33whosnotazn on Sep 3, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Bowker: yes
Guzman: meh
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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LOL "They had their chance"
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
33 and 15 AB is not a very fair chance
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
OH YEAH?
Well what’s the magic number where they magically can be said to have gotten a chance? There is no one number and you know it! Therefore, since there is no one number, they must have already gotten their chance! QED ipso facto!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
15 is only not a fair chance because we have five fingers and we’re trained to think in multiples of five. 33 isn’t a fair chance because it’s not a multiple of five. Ergo, the magic number must be… uh… mmmmphoomblbmummbl
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Well Bowker just looked terrible.
When you come up into the bigs, you have to get some kind of results. IE: Velez and Schierholtz. Bowker sucks, and I will give it to Guzman, he didn’t have to much of a chance.
Bowker had a big chance this year though, right? 33 AB!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I mean really
Assuming something like, 3.5 PA per game, that’s basically the equivalent of a little over a week’s worth of ABs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
and Velez kicked ass in his first 30 ABs after getting called up!
This decision-making process is flawed in no way, whatsoever.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Bochy probably does just flip a coin.
I don’t think I will ever understand his decision making. Still. Bowker sucked it up, and you can only let a guy do it for so long, especially when in contention. He had two weeks worth of starts and AB’s.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie's reaction is telling
“I guess they’re not bringing me back next year. . . after all I’ve done for this organization . . . I can read the handwriting on the wall . . . Not, ‘hey, welcome to the big leagues, kid!’
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Did he say this, or is this a joke that went way over my head?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
Molina said it,
but giantsfan4life paraphrased a little and added his own comment on the end
Per Baggs
I asked him point-blank if he felt the Giants were sending a message by bringing up their top prospect, especially after they said multiple times they didn’t plan to do so:
"You know what, probably," said Molina, who is a free agent after the season. "This might mean I’m not coming back next year. Who knows? I’m ready for anything. I know how baseball goes. Whatever they want to do. The only thing I can say is that I’ve got my chin up always. I’ve done a lot for this team and helped many guys. I hold my ground. I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of. If they don’t bring me back, hey, you have to move on."
"Regarding any messages, I don’t know. If that’s what they’re trying to do, I don’t think that’s the way to send a message. But if they are, who knows. We’ll see."
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
I wish him well whatever/wherever.
I really don’t think he sucked intentionally , and the abuse heaped on him here is pretty astonishing – even blaming him for calling the wrong pitches , as if all pitches are delivered with pinpoint accuracy…but hey , that’s the nature of fandom. “What have you done for me lately?” You produce , they love you. You fail , you’re A BUM.
Didn’t he have family issues to deal with some time ago? We could all step in and perform as admirably.
Stats notwithstanding (cos’ I’m just an idiot fan) , Bengie rocked.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he think he was coming back next year
I thought the Giants were just going to offer him a 1 yr deal so Buster could learn so I don’t know if this changes much but whatever…I still think we need a veteran backup who could start if needed in case buster struggles next year maybe someone like a miguel olivo (who is basically bengie molina lite) or a Brian Schneider type
Grab Some Pine Meat!
I think Whiteside can handle the starting catcher spot.
Even though his bat needs some polishing. I also watched a bit of the 02 game 6 world series collapse on mlb network today; up to the collapse, then I turned it off. Anyway, it made me bitter towards Bengie. When i saw him batting for that bastard Angels team, I cringed, and then I saw all the fans out in left taunting and throwing shit at Barry, I got angry all over again. Guess I am not really going anywhere with this, just pointing out bengie is still one of those Angels to me and every time he hacks at bullshit I get angry. I still want to beat every Angel fan and player on that team.
Nah.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Even though his bat needs some polishing.
His bat needs more than that. His bat is awful. It’s really, really terrible. If you’ve seen anybody complain about how bad Bengie’s bat is, it’s because they simply don’t have the cognitive power to deal with the fact of how unbelievably bad Whiteside’s bat is. He’s an awful, awful hitter and should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be allowed to be an everyday starter for anybody.
He’s an okay backup. Steve Holm (steals aside…) is 10 times better, though. Looking at Holm’s numbers with the Giants, it surprised me that my first thought was actually “he could start for the Giants in left field TODAY with those numbers.”
And then I kind of had a sad.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I think 10 times better might be a bit of an exaggeration. Steve Holm hit a little bit better in the minors and isn’t as good defensively. They are both competent backups, but neither should ever start in the majors at any position
I think the whole comment was a bit of an exaggeration, but yeah.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
It was the most exaggerated comment ever in the history of the internet!!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
He’s like 29 years old. His bat is what it is – ok for a good defensive backup catcher but not anywhere near starting quality.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Honestly,
What is up with his hair? Have we figured this out yet? You should not be that gray at 29.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes people do just go grey early – my mom claims that her hair started turning grey when she was 19.
Of course, he’s kind of bizarre because all the hair on the rest of his face is black.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I worked with a guy
that was all grey at 25- it happens. And not all people want to poison themselves with hair dye, so they stay grey.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It looks pretty classy on him. Plus it makes him memorable. I dig it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I’m not saying it’s bad. I’ve just personally never seen anything like it before.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
its genetic just like male pattern baldness
some people lose pigment sooner than others
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Different genes.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Also the curls.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Whiteside has been great this year (considering his expectations were pretty low)
but he’s not a ML starter-and besides what fun is using an in house guy to help get Posey ready when there are tires to kick in the offseason
Grab Some Pine Meat!
But, he can't handle it everyday.
Every catcher needs a rest day , and I’ll believe Bengie is capable of catching a game when I see it, not based off of “I’ll be good to go tomorrow”
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Penny looks like a steal at $100,000.
His remaining starts:
SD
LAD
@ LAD
Cubs
AZ
4 out of 5 starts at home. The other one on the road in a pitchers park in a game where he has something to prove.
If Penny has the kind of stuff he had tonight for the rest of the year, our postseason chances will increase dramatically.
Not giving up a game every 5th day will be nice for a change.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
i booked a flight back to LA for the giants series there
and got tickets to the penny game… man, this giants thing might be a bit of an obsession.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Bring your thickest skin.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it's only been 1 night
But should the Giants sign Penny to a 1-year deal after this season?
I honestly can’t think of who would be a better #5 next year, unless madison comes up.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
They should offer him arb to get compensation, but he’d probably decline and sign elsewhere, especially if he performs well the rest of the season.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He's said he wants a long-term deal
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 2, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
And we get an extra pick between 35-50 for virtually nothing. Sounds good to me.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Just fantasizing
But if Winn’s a Type B. And Penny’s a Type B. And Bengie’s a Type A . . .
Love those draft picks. And for guys we don’t really want or need
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
hopefully winn and molina sign somewhere before the deadline
and we won’t have to worry about offering them arbitration
I might be wrong… but I thought they did away with the deadline? Isn’t that why it took so long for Cruz to sign last year?
by FireBrianSabean on Sep 3, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
i don't think so
we waited until the arbitration deadline to pass before signing renteria.
Remember
Sadowski shut out the Brewers in Miller Park in his first start. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.
Not really the same situation
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Penny is a gritty veteran, dammit.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Apples
Oranges
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Generally, oranges, but it depends what kind of apple we’re talking about here.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely not those nasty “Red Delicious” ones.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Blech. Yuck.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Red Delicious
greatest marketing fraud since Iceland/Greenland
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
HAWT
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
GILF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
B.A.R.F.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I detest her, but she's a total GILF.
I’m just so glad she’s not a VPILF.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
VilePlume?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh.
(shakes head)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I CAN’T HELP IT IT’S AN ADDICTION
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll have YOUR Red Delicious.
I love ’em.
Tart and crunchy , what are you all bitching about NOW?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather do Triscuit or whatever her daughters name is
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Bristol? That's the one you must, by law, mean.
Not a great name-giver. And how unbelievably cruel to name her youngest son after a class he will never have to take.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
She really named her youngest son Sex Ed?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhhh....
My joke was evil + horrible. Yours was (evil + horrible) ^2.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like the quadratic witticism.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I sure hope he doesn’t mean Piper…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
(Is that really her name)
Thats cruel
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
That is one of the underage ones, yes.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Her middle name is worse
Atthegatesofdawn
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’d never name my daughter WalrusMan
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Gun I'd Like to Fire?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Update from Denver
Tied 2-2, top of the 7th.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
I hate to admit it
but I am a fan of Ubaldo Jiminez. Loved the way he’s progressed from great stuff, no command a couple years ago to the quality pitcher he is today.
Plus...he kinda looks like Obama, so he's got that going for him
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 2, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
A Limerick inspired by tonight's game...
Giants got ex-Dodger Brad Penny;
One hundred grand they had to spenny;
He took the dirt hill,
Shut down the Champ Phils,
Now all in San Fran are his frenny!
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
Limerick version 2.0
The Giants got ex-Dodger Penny;
One hundred grand they had to spendy;
He took the dirt hill,
Shut down the champ Phils,
Now all in San Fran are his friendy!
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 2, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he did this in a hitter’s park against one of baseball’s elite offenses. That way we won’t have to hear about the AL being OMG better than the NL
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
From what I understand, their O has really been struggling as of late.
/doesn’t watch many Philly games
I R 5
by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but doesn't this prove the AL looks better than the NL?
Penny sucked it up in the AL and then shut down an elite NL team. Doesn’t look good for the NL from my point of view.
Zito was good in 2006 in the AL, then he was sucky in 2007 and 2008 in the NL. Therefore, the NL is better than the AL.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
The AL is better.
Give it up, people.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
The AL has less teams and both the Yankees and Red Sox.
If you remove the Nationals and the Padres from the NL, it is not really worse than the AL.
Not to mention the lineups consist of 9 actual hitters. If the NL had the stupid DH rule, Bonds would have 800 HR and counting right now
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by say hey nation on Sep 3, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
From KeithLaw tweet last night
Brad Penny just shut out one of the best lineups in the NL for eight innings. #theAAAAleague
I was agreeing with you the AL/NL comparisons get out of hand. Yes the AL scores more runs, but they also have 9 batters hitting and have a shit ton of batters park
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by say hey nation on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Obviously the AL is better – probably a lot better – but otherwise intelligent people flipping their shit about Penny pitching a good game are being intentionally obtuse. People like Keith Law should KNOW that Penny wasn’t as bad as his stats in Boston said he was. 8 shutout innings, of course, is really something but it shouldn’t come as that much of a shock if he pitches better for the Giants than he did in Boston and not just because of the league difference.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Oh, I get that, but I keep on seeing all kind of weird arguments for why it’s not true. It’s usually either just some sarcastic “HEH BUT THE AL IS BETTER”, as if saying it like that makes it any less true, or all kind of random facts like the fact that they have a DH, which is probably just a disadvantage in inter-league games, or the fact that the teams are richer/that the AL has the Yankees/Red Sox, which is really just a possible explanation for why the AL is better, not an argument for why it’s not.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
I think the AL is better, but I don’t think its that simple. I would be interested in seeing park factors compared between leagues. I know this isn’t going to work b/c not all NL teams play at all AL teams and vice versa but it would be nice to see what a hitters park in the AL would play like in the NL. Or a NL pitchers park play like in the AL
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by say hey nation on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I do think, in the end, as NL fans, it just gets kind of irritating to see people constantly being like NLOL or AAAA LEAGUE! I mean, is it really that big a deal if the NL is weaker than the AL? It’s not as though every NL team that has played in the World Series the last few years has been utterly embarrassed. (I know it’s a small sample size of games, but if you listen to the way some of the biggest NLOL proponents talk, the NL team should be blown out in every game.) I just don’t get why some analysts seem to be personally offended that the NL is weaker than the AL.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
03- NL
04- AL
05- AL
06- NL
07- AL
08- NL
last 6 years, the WS is 50/50. Go back to 01, and it’s still 50/50. IDK what the fuck people’s deal is on this, since the WS is the only thing that really matters. An AL team gets, what, AT LEAST 320 ABs from “not the pitcher” every year, and probably more? That’s not even a fair comparison to make IMO.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
The only thing that matters??!?!?
ha!
The AL has won the All-Star Game every year for the last 82.5 years: therefore, the AL is better. Case closed.
.
If we’re lucky it got closed around Selig’s neck…but I digress…
An AL team gets, what, AT LEAST 320 ABs from "not the pitcher" every year, and probably more? That’s not even a fair comparison to make IMO.
Irrelevant!
Why in the world would that give the AL a significant advantage in interleauge play? It’s much harder to get a DH to play defense than it is to get a position player to play DH.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
No it isn't
Go back to 01 and the NL leads 4-3. 2002 never happened.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
The league that does not have the DH is better for that reason alone.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
So…JT Snow just said that “[Brad Penny] faced 28 batters. That’s uh, only 4 over the minimum”
/facepalm
If it had been a home game, he would be right.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
why the facepalm, that makes perfect sense
DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!
Well had he pitched nine innings that would be /facepalm.
<_< My bad. I was thinking he tossed a complete game for some reason.
Yeah, plus it seems like something JT might say
DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!
Man, this is the wackiest message board community ever.
So many fan comments on the Giants boards go over my head. What is a /facepalm?
it’s putting one’s face in one’s palm dejectedly to indicate depression, frustration, or resignation at a miserable fate.
You know, like watching the Giants make three outs on four pitches in an inning against a AAAA pitcher.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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And then there are those really vague people
putting up stuff that you just go “WTF , dude…”
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh geez
Schilling interested in Kennedy’s seat
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4440905
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
And he’s a jackass.
The beauty of this comment is that I can say it no matter what you said about Schilling.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Curt Schilling isn't the type of Republican who can win in Massachusetts.
I believe Jim Bunning is the only big league baseball player ever to go into politics.
^^^
Ignore, please.
technically Schilling is an independent, not a Republican, though he did campaign for Bush and McCain, so he might as well be one. But, he should probably run for school board or city council or the House first before trying to become a Senator. Of course, he could just get kicked out of Harvard for cheating….
Also, Mario Cuomo didn’t play major league baseball, but he did briefly play in the Pirates system.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Arnold didn’t start small. When you already have the name recognition I guess you can skip a few levels.
It’s ALL about the name recognition.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
No but I doubt they would vote for a conservative like Schilling.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
all he has to say is Blood. Sock. World. Series. Eighty-Six(whatever it was). Years.
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by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Test the sock.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
What if he’d said that Schilling had donated everything he had to some charity, then gave some stranger his kidney?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He’d be a charitable jackass, but he’d still be a jackass.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
But he was drunk when he said it.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
sure, he's an ass
and if he donated to charity all of someone else’s belongings, then he’d definitely be a good fit for the Senate
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
ughh I hate the rockies
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
For those outside the SF and Philly areas
Thursday night’s game will be on MLB Network (with your broadcasters Bob Costas and Jim Kaat).
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
stupid blackout
i just realized i can watch ANY game on mlb.tv (just never have wanted to watch a non-giants one) but i’m in brooklyn and they blacked it out… now off to find a bar to watch the end of the game.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
which game?
Mets are on cable if you have it.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
LOL Hernandez
having to read promo for tomorrow’s game: “Tune in tomorrow to see Pat Misch’s second start for the Mets…”
Sure nice to hear that from someone other than Kruk/Kuip/etc.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
I definitely read this as “having to read porno”
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
fail
Jporny not here tonight
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yorvit
drag bunt foul
K swinging
nice
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
Ubaldo almost got thrown out from right lol
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
sarchasm?
If I turn the channel and frickin Rick Astley is singing on that show I’m going to be veryyyy unhappy
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Rick Astley > Ray Ratto
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Who would win a Nathan's hot dog eating contest?
A) Bengie Molina
B) Pablo Sandoval
C) Brad Penny
D) Prince Fielder
E) Tyler Walker

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
Oh yeah...Prince doesn't eat meat, right?
Guess it would be tofu hot dogs for him then.
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 2, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
GO SHINJO!

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 2, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Rich “El Guapo” Garces
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Always bet on the skinny guy. I don’t know who that is in this case.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Fat puts pressure on the stomach, actually restricting how much one can eat.
Of course, this only matters when you’re trying to eat more than, like three or so pounds of food.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Chesnut
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD Seth Smith
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Apparently other teams are able to get him out
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Huge game in Miami
Braves 7, Marlins 7 in the 9th. Miami has no fans, so the Braves fans are a bit louder. The Braves have a SOS of .471 left for the year, so we probably want the Marlins to win this one and keep the Braves 3+ games out.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
thinking about getting MLB.tv for the rest of the year
is the Premium (only $5 more than the regular) worth it? it’s only $20 now…
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
I think Regular's fine
All you really need to do is watch the games, and that gets it done. Premium just adds a bunch of cool features that you don’t REALLY need.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
so the features i don't really need but are really cool
aren’t worth the extra $5? I guess that’s coo, I can just go pick up some choco tacos
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
If the damned DVR was more reliable.
I watched a number of games AFTER they happened…don’t know if you get that ability with just the regular.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
it looks like you get it
I think I’m going with the regular.
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
it's definitely worth it for September
comes out to about 50 cents a game
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Just make sure that you only log on once.
If you do it too frequently in too short a time span they lock you out for an hour or so.
So get the porn out of the way beforehand.
Heh…porn…too frequently…friggin’ genius…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MAN THE PUNZ!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HIS NAME IS PENNY
AND HE WAS PICKED UP AT A VERY LOW COST. PENNY IS BOTH HIS LAST NAME AND A COIN VALUED AT 1 CENT. NOW IF ONLY WE COULD THROW IN A “GIANT” PUN.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
My uncle was arrested for making Giant money.
About a quarter-inch too giant.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
THEY MUSTA USED A LOT OF COPPER HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA.
FAT.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
apparently raining in CO
still tied 2-2 in Mets’ 8th
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
yeah just started to sprinkle…. Mets have a RISP
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Fail
The Mets are not going to help.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
zing
an industry joke!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Luis Castillo is useless
There’s a big surprise
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Marlins walk off, giving us a bigger cushion vs. the Braves
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
yup, good stuff
the braves definitely worry me more than the marlins
by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 2, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Rockies have 2 in scoring position in the 8th
Tied 2-2.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
and the Mets
walking bases loaded with one out- Barmes up
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
OPEN BASE
also, preemptive “LOL Mets”
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup . , ,
that giant sucking sound you hear is the Mets bullpen.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Sep 2, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Jason Giambi being announced as a pinch hitter for Barmes
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
offline throw home
lets Giambi shamble to second
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Mets...
19 times have walked or hit a batter to force in a run this year…
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
ANOTHER METS MASTERPIECE!
/kisses fingertips
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Giambi singles in two RBI's
GAME
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
lol the Mets are fucking worthless
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Pennant race axiom and corollary...
1. The Giants never get help from the Rockies.
2. The Giants never get help against the Rockies.
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
That sucks . . . .
What’ll this be, win number 14 for Jimenez?
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Sep 2, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Torrealba base hit, another run
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
lol @ SI article
Key players for playoff contenders
Check out the paragraph on the Giants. So sad.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Man, Rowand seemed about a billion times worse than .276/.330/.437 in August.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Stats can be so misleading sometimes
lolol
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
don't know if anyone discussed here...
but Baggs today or yesterday noted Giants batters average 3.58 pitches per AB.
That’s incomprehensibly bad.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if there’s some sort of sabermetric graph that translates pitches per AB into expected runs?
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
I don't know about expected runs, but ...
I know that several years ago (10? more?) I saw a chart that purported to show correlation between higher #P/PA and OPS. Put those two tables side by side and you really see that the players in the top group of one are top of the other, and the middles, and the bottoms.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Makes sense. I was just thinking about a simple, “work the count, you hacking tool” graph along the lines of x=P/PA over y=R. Maybe that would sink in?
Penny’s 8 pitch strikeout tonight was huge, in that it led to Torres’ 9 pitch single and the Giants’ first run. It also gassed Happ for the following inning, when we got 3 more. Why can’t our hitters work a count like that more often?
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
Yep. I've been on board for a decade.
Cost the other team more pitches, bitches. It is smart for all kinds of reasons, individual and collective. Sigh.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Funny thing...
I’ve been watching baseball for 40 years, and mgrs. have always said “the walks killed us.”
But they still don’t say “our walks killed them.”
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
Wry Sabertooth is wry.
True. And a great point. They should honor walks as much as hits in their post-game cliche festivals.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
anyone ever seen this video? pretty funny.
http://failblog.org/2008/05/28/fail-videos/
No one here gets out alive.
I always thought the steeplechase was a pretty stupid event, but I guess it is good for the lulz.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Stokes blows
Wild pitch, walk. Rockies have loaded up the bases AGAIN.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
2-0 Dbags over LOLgers
They are booing after a homer just was given up
With malice towards the Dodgers
God damn the Mets suck.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
K-Rod in for the Mets
This way, they only lose by 3 instead of 6.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Sam and Goofus agree:
Brad Penny is a bad motherf*cker

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Shut your mouths!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Not even a save by Huston Street. Morales got it.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
OT but . . .
Just caught an advertisement on the Dodgers’ broadcast for the Clippers boosting “Clippers Nation”. WTF? The Raiders are beyond awful but they still have a Nation (in geography and population). Where and who is in Clippers Nation? Some displaced San Diegan?
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Sep 2, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Poor Clippers
They play in an arena with Purple seats and Lakers banners hanging in the rafters. I really think they should move them down to the Honda Center in Anaheim to get more of an OC fanbase going. I usually go see a few Clippers games a year (when they play the Warriors, Cavs other good teams in town) The tickets are a lot more affordable than Laker tickets and it’s less crowded.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Isn’t the Malcolm in the Middle kid a Clipper fan?
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
Yeah
Frankie Muniz, Billy Crystal, and Michael Clarke Duncan are all Clipper fans.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Wow they have 3 fans! Last I checked it was only 2
I R 5
by say hey nation on Sep 3, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Not anymore.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Wow, great game to boost my spirits, just wrote a paper, i have 2 others to do by next wednesday, and i’m sick with the cold, i hope! Because swine flu has been going around pretty good around our school here in Ohio. I got asked to go out tonight for a pub crawl, and i was so tempted to just go out, but now i’m here talking to you all here, and playing madden, i feel like such an ass. But i guess staying in is good, whatever helps my cold. But there were some good lookin ladies that asked us all to play beer pong at their apartment and i turned it down to do this, right decision?
Yeah
College lasts forever. You can play beer pong with coeds after you graduate. Right? RIGHT?!
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
well, tomorrow? I hope to see The Cool Kids, since they’re playing here, but i’ll be drinking tomorrow night for sure, but dude, i’ve seen everything, and done the 3 way makeout which was fun with some cute girls
Yeah
Definitely go see The Cool Kids. This is coming from a 25 year old guy, who remembers those times like they were yesterday…. It is only Wednesday. Just sayin.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Looking back on college I was too concerned with my GPA
and should have focused more on my OBP…
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
horrible decision
beer pong + good lookin ladies = good times
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
still, you should have gone
lay your bases and you are in like Flynn on friday
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
lay your bases is probably not the greatest phrase to use here
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
not your doll, chum
/running out of synonyms for friend
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
i think you forgot peeps, homies.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
My god, people… stop padding your comment stats already!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
How much longer can you guys go?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
not your confidant, comrade
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
not your chico, amigo
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
not your padre, dude
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
not your companion, bub
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
not your mum, sidekick
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
not your hero, minion.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOO, i got to go to sleeeeeeeep, people are gonna love the fact i’m heading out, but lastly, not your minion, muffin
Not your muffin, cakester
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
not your crabtree, villain
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Get up, Rock
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Just because you’re full doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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alcohol kills germs
aren’t you taking biology?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
ahem, microbiology
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
also known as how to make beer
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So I'm playing Wii Baseball
And I can’t resist the urge at swinging outside the strike zone. I think I’m infected with Giants batting “strategy”.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Most of my hits are home runs, so yes.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Also, I have never EVER taken a walk in this game.
Basically, this team is full of Bengies,
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I haven’t played a baseball game since MVP Baseball 05, but I have never found it easy to take a walk in one.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
+1
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
it's the computers fault
They ALWAYS throw strikes on any 3 ball counts. How can I take a walk if they keep throwing strikes?
Ok, so due to AT&T’s incompetence, I’ve been without internet all freakin’ day. But hey, Brad Penny guys. That was cool!
I have an iPhone, and it was my only internet connection from about 11am until about 15 minutes ago. But I wasn’t about to start posting on McC with it; It would probably explode due to the sizes of the threads.
haha, didn’t know it couldnt do that much, my buddy has an iphone and all he does is shove it my face and make me jealous… i got a blackberry, so i’m content
he out-tomko’d tomko!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
OK...
…so the Penny thing worked out pretty good for the first time out…perhaps this is why I don’t run a baseball team
me too (sheepishly)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
it's fun hearing the giants talked up on the eastern sports network
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Nobody on the east coast cares about the Bay Area, it’s all about LA, everytime i bring up where i’m from out here in Ohio, they think LA
these are the people
you see shivering in the fog in June when they visit
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
When I first went to NY
I had an interesting discussion with two sports fans, one an ND grad and one a Michigan grad, in which they were utterly shocked that the “Cal” in NCAA scoreboards referred to the University of California, the one with all the labs and scientists and libraries and whatnot.
/facepalm
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously… i just don’t think people out here give a shit, but that’s like saying, “yo, ever heard of Miami University?” i’ve heard so many people say Miami, FL
You must admit
there is a little bit of skullduggery involved in Miami University, located in Oxford, Ohio.
I’ll take Oxford OH over Oxford MS as a location for a uni, of course.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
lol wut
the girls in Oxford MS >>>>>> the girls in Oxford OH… but then again, you could be a girl which would make this point moot
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
i respectfully disagree, homeboy
Ole Miss is usually ranked near the top for having the best looking campus:
http://www.popcrunch.com/hottest-student-bodies-the-50-best-colleges-ranked-by-looks-1-10/
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
I don't think I'm a girl
but you can pretty much have everything in Mississippi, as far as I’m concerned. Even both books in the library at Ole Miss.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Mississippi... Keeping Arkansas from being #50 in everything since 1865
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
LOL
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
they think that we’re some kind of exotic creatures out here
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing that’s a stereotype!
/looks around…
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Smoke lots of what? I’m sure I’ve never seen anybody doing anything like whatever that is.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Your antecedent confusion is confusing me.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m like David Blaine that way.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, what?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
MAGIC!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Worth every Penny
To every person crying about not getting offense, with Penny dealing, we have a rotation full of ace-caliber starters, and they will start to wear down the other team’s offense, each game, each series.
I’m feeling good about the Giants chances now.
Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"Let's go get them in 2009!" - The Kid
"He got his pitch; he did not miss it" - Cainer
"Kung Fu Panda don't get hurt" - Cainer
by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Sep 2, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
The quality of the pitchers doesnt affect the offense
Im still going to complain
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
It does
if they keep having better quality AB than most of the position players
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It still would be nice to have an average offense.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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It would be nice to have an only slightly below average offense…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Mediocrity FTW!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
i think we’d have an average offense if, once freddy comes back, we play him at 2b, move uribe to SS, and play buster. not that bochy would ever do that though…
by sliderinthedirt on Sep 2, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
the guy who started bitching out people for referring to Billy Mays right after his death
went on a big ol’ rant and in that rant, he called people five years old.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
and
challenged them to fight in some comical location, I forget where.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was outside the stadium
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
makes it easier to win the fight!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
when you least expect it
SNEAK ATTACK!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
lmao
“you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
“The nail comes out next week”
“Well you can barely notice it”
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
his shirt was the greatest
“Guns don’t kill people, I kill people”
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Oh god
We were having some random discussion about something or other and someone made a completely innocuous reference to Billy Mays.
ex-McCoven Mannybeatsfranny absolutely flips his shit and threatens to beat the guy up. There was some accusation of being a child in there somewhere.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
It was such an innocent comment I missed it completely
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Yeah, I think someone just said the name “Billy Mays”.
The funny thing is, there’s no way Billy Mays EVER would have become an MCC meme if he hadn’t flipped out like that. Now we get at least 10 comments about him a day!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
HI!!! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR HIGH GRADE COCAINE!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
BIKE RACKS
ME
YOU
RIGHT
NOW
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
IM NOT UR BUDDY PAL
U
ME
BIKE RACK OUTSIDE THE QUIZNOS IN KEIZER, OR
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OVERPRICED SNACKS
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SHODDY AIRPLANE TIRES
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR HEAVY DRUG USAGE
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
U R ALL 5
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR U R ALL 5
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
5 YEAR OLDS HERE FOR BILLY MAYS
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Good thing they’re not here for WalrusMan
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Sep 2, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HE KNEW PEOPLE. I KNOW PEOPLE. HIS FAMILY IS STILL MOURNING. IN THE NAME OF PEACE & HUMAN LOVINGKINDNESS, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
still laughing
at LarsIs5
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
that is just wrong.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
9 by jporny
3 by the 3rd inning
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i deserved that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
i like that word, meme
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
that's funny
i can’t believe somebody would flip out like that over billy mays
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
He claimed to know his family, or at least know people who knew Billy Mays.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It was MannybeatsFranny?
I remember him. i thought it was some random guy
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
well I mean, i remember him and kind of liked him
I always thought it was like a new guy that did that
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I think so
he wasn’t just an AN troll, he had been around for a while IIRC
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He had 32 MCC comments and then 24 comments at GSOM until he, apparently, got banned there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
They toss out bans pretty frequently i think
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
over at GSOM someone mentioned Walter Cronkite and he went ballistic.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I would nominate him for a Webby for his series of rants defending Bea Arthur
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
More like Beabe Arthur, amirite?!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
urite alright
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
inorite!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Aww yeah, that's the stuff... mmmm
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
tanks
for the memories
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I remeber it like it was Jul 21, 2009.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
what happened to microwave donut?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Because, it really is a great name.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Me either. nostocksjustbonds told me it was good though.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
not sure I know what it is beyond what it says
but I’m pretty sure I want one
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I need a snack. What’s in the freezer? OMG MICROWAVE DONUT
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Yeah, he posted earlier today, iirc.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
he posted the big Arnold muscle picture
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently, my being impressed with his name will forever be linked to Billy Mays….
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
it was pretty batshit insane out of nowhere, too. like Billy Mays was his uncle or something.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Dodgers lose FTW
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
God I hope Penny fucking kills the Dodgers when we face them.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
we are 5 games out of the division lead, 1 out of the WC; and our pitching has held the best offense in the NL to one run in 17 innings played in their bandbox park.
and we are 1-1 in the series
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
with lincecum in our back pocket
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we’re up two innings!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLina
Molina said he plans to start Thursday’s series finale vs. the Phillies.
Molina added, “The only thing that I can say is that I have my chin up, always. I’ve done enough for this club for the past two, three years. I’ve helped many guys. I hold my ground. I don’t have anything to be ashamed of.”
Bondo then added, “Except for swinging at every single pitch he’s seen this year to spite management and Twitchy Lansford.”
INSTA CURE!
Just add one Buster to clubhouse and stir.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
If only Richie’s toe could’ve gotten some of that
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet he pushes his injury to try and keep his job and just make it worse.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
gimme a break; that’s so lame
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
benjie’s a gamer
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
benjie’s a gamer gamy
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie, too.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LoL no, Garko of course.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we know who’s NOT winning the Willie Mac this year.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Maybe he’ll win the Whiny Mac, amirite?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
There should be a Will He Mack award for the pimpest dresser.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that the Omar Vizquel Award?
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
No, no, no. The Omar Vizquel Award is for the Most (snap fingers 3 times in a Z-shape) Fabulous Dresser
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Whiny Hack Award
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Matt Cain wins it this year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Sign me up for this
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S A MIRACLE!
BENGIE IS HEALED!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
she’s captain cook’s daugher—did you know that?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
she’s john holmes daugher—did you know that?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Evelyn Taft on KRON 4 is the reason I watch KRON 4 for weather
Though I hate to admit this, I would have loved to see Darya Folsom maybe 15 years ago.
True Story
About 15 years ago, I lived in Phoenix when she was a newscaster there. I remember he being very attractive. To be fair, I was only 11 though.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
+1 for Evelyn Taft
about the only reason to watch KRON at all
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
absolutely!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that Penny wears his socks up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Cain and Zito still do it, Sanchez sometimes does it, Tim rarely does anymore.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Does anyone know where I can get a hold of 87 & 89 playoffs?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
No, but I'd be willing to sell you this

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
is that a bong?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
flux capacitor?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
1.21 gigawatts?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
HEAVY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Vote Pedro!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You can find the 89 game that was interrupted by the earthquake on itunes. Try searching “Baseball’s Best”
There are several other Giants games on itunes for purchase including Sanchez’s no no, RJ’s 300th, Bonds breaking records etc etc
With malice towards the Dodgers
thanks, but I’m looking for full playoff games
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
As the game progressed, catcher Eli Whiteside calmed Penny even further by collaborating smoothly with the right-hander.
“There’s not a guy who’s called a better game for me in my career,” said Penny, a 10-year veteran who improved to 9-4 lifetime against Philadelphia. “I’d grab a pitch that I’d want to throw and he’d throw [the sign for that pitch] down. We were on the same page. I didn’t have to shake [him off] a whole lot. That’s pretty impressive for never catching me.”
“That’s pretty nice to hear from a guy who’s been around awhile,” said Whiteside, the eight-year Minor League journeyman who has caught five shutouts in his 24 starts. “I’m not out there throwing the ball. He had a little part in that.”
Penny sure is kissing his share of ass
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Whiteside does call a good game though
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
May as well. He’s joining a team late in the season, and I’m sure he’d like to fit in. I approve.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Oh its working, I like him already
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
If he keeps pitching well and throws in a few choice Dodger-hating comments, he could become a fan favorite real quick
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
If he pitches two good games against the Bums, he could achieve Giants folk legend status
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
42,001.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He certainly already knows the right way to endear himself to the fanbase
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
PENNY PANDER
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
the wealthy industrialist?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, he really does have more of a logical reason to be pissed at the Dodgers than anyone else.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Aside from the Giants fan base, right?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
I know. And I hate that guy. I’ve been referring to this as the fat Dodger bastard rehabilitation project.
Hating the Dodgers and then beating the Phillies will go a long way I guess…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
there must be some pun involving pennies and asses here
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Stick a penny up your ass for luck.
I’m pretty sure that’s what you were looking for.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hope you enjoyed it, Penny. You’re getting Bengie next time.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Penny is angling for his own private catcher...
But Zito is warning him he shouldn’t get his hopes up, he’s already tried.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
2010
Posey starter with Whiteside as the backup?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
As much as whiteside has exceeded expectations, I would prefer a new backup next year
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure that I really would prefer a different backup, but I’m virtually certain they’ll pick up a decent backup catcher somewhere in case Posey really struggles. Also, whoever it is might have to start the season as the starter (maybe for 2-3 months), so you want somebody who can at least hit a little.
Why would you bring Posey up to sit on the bench when the only thing he lacks is experience catching professional games?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
whoever it is might have to start the season as the starter (maybe for 2-3 months)
Will it still be over next year? I was reacting to the suggestion that he would be sitting on the bench next year. Also, there’s the Arizona Fall league.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions
ohhhhh, my bad buddy, didn’t realize you were quoting that, in my opinion, he’ll play a few this year
It might be that I’m a bit defensive as I think I’m seriously in the minority regarding Gerald.
I think that at his main requirement for development at this point is experience (primarily defensively), and the only way bringing him up this early in his pro career makes any sense is if he is playing every day, or at least very often.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea, like anybody in any sport, wouldnt you imagine that playing a game would help you develop rather than sitting on the sidelines? At the same token, i want to just say that Eli as a catcher has been pretty damn good, but with Posey, yea, he provides a pinch hitter, another catcher, and a pinch runner
Everything is magnified in a playoff push, and if Posey makes one rookie mistake, the press will be all over Bochy for putting a rookie in that situation. Not to mention if he hits .190 Kawakami will coin him the next Todd Linden!
Pablo's success aside
I was not hot on the idea of skipping AA for him- or anyone really. I’m glad he hit .300 in Fresno, but then that’s not a very elite category.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not uncommon for elite position prospects to skip Eastern League. It’s a notorious pitcher’s league and causes players to develop bad habits in their swing in order to compensate.
Same goes for PCL and pitchers.
Yes on the first, I’m skeptical of the second. If he is not getting regular playing time, bringing him up to the bigs is detrimental to his development. It may be necessary (which I don’t concede), but still detrimental.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea, i see what you’re saying, I truly think that Posey will play a few games, but like you said, consistency helps a ton, and what’s weird is that not many people anymore are talking about the Ishikawa Garko platoon, where neither is getting consistency. Fact is, they’re both doing fine, and plus getting like 2 starts or 3 starts in a row?
They are at different positions and different points in their careers… Ishikawa has started almost as many MLB games as Posey has MiLB games, in addition to his Minor League experience. I’m probably being overly conservative, but I would like to see around 150 MiLB games for any catcher before being expected to function at the MLB level.
I do think he can probably hit at any level (with some adjustment period perhaps).
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
no no, yea i know that, i was just making a point at how many people here were not happy that Ishikawa and Richie were being platooned, and now it’s not a problem… But yea, catcher is by far one of the most important positions on the field, and with Posey, a kid who’s only played a year of minor league baseball, let’s just see what we have with him. I’m not for just screwing around with him at all though
I think I did not know this line of thought
because… there have been no elite position prospects to skip! Although I am not convinced that Fresno does much to develop good hitter habits, either.
This would have explained a lot when everyone was so disappointed by the continual FresnoLOL prospects that dragged through with the "he batted .300 in Fresno They were just filling out spots anyway a la Guzman, Downs, et. al. ad infinitum.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Um, I was suggesting that Posey might start next year in the minors, and therefore someone else would be the starter in the majors. I think there is zero chance they’ll bring him up to be the backup next year, even though that seems to be the plan this year.
It makes so much more sense when read that way…
But why start the arb clock on so young of a player just to be a backup? (that’s really a rhetorical question directed at the Ginants Brasz) Steve Holm can ride the pine with the best of them.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
But why start the arb clock on so young of a player just to be a backup?
I have no idea.
The best explanation that I can come up with is that they were going to have to add a catcher to the 40-man, and Posey was inevitably added next year anyway. So if they added Jacks or Holm now, they’d likely have to DFA them when they eventually wanted to add Posey. So why not just add Posey to the 40-man now (since he’s better than the other two guys anyway)? He’ll shake off some jitters and maybe he’ll even help the team. The downside is that if he’s not going to start next year in the majors, in order to avoid the whole Super 2 thing, they’ll have to bring him up a month later next year than they otherwise would have.
Yeah, I really don’t get why they’re calling Buster up if they’re not going to play him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
No, but indications are that he probably won’t get very much PT. Starting his arb clock early so he can sit on the bench just doesn’t seem like a very good use of resources (unless they’re going to sign him to a long-term deal this offseason.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I think that’s likely, overall, i’m happy with what’s going on, i know it’s different with what the White Sox did with Beckham since they play two different positions, but is anyone giving them crap for bringing him up?
But the White Sox called Beckham up and played him everyday…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
If they do, I’d be pleased (as long as they signed him to a long-term deal), but I’m not really sure that’s going to be the case. And if they don’t want him to start right away, then all they’re doing by calling him up this season is delaying when they can call him up next year arbitration-clock wise.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Baggs put the quote in this context:
“There’s not a guy who’s called a better game for me in my career,” said Penny, who has thrown to Jason Varitek, Ivan Rodriguez and Russell Martin, among others. “I didn’t have to shake a whole lot. It’s pretty impressive.”
To that, I just want to say SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN.
by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I see that the Jazz Hands were on display tonight!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe’s contributions were anticipated by Rowand, who witnessed similar deeds when both played for the Chicago White Sox.
“I knew he was going to be a big part of this team,” Rowand said. “Obviously, as it turns out, he has.”
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 2, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Scottstradamus!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
"I knew I was going to swing at every slider in the dirt this season," Rowand said. "Obviously, as it turns out, I have."
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Explain, please?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but don't let obscurity dissuade you from posting.
Now that you mention the song title, I get it.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you actually listen to Lionel Richie in the early 80s?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
I actually saw him live in ‘85. My mom drove a me and a friend to the concert! The highlight was him doing the Endless Love duet with Diana Ross (who wasn’t there but pre-recorded on the jumbotron). Who were you listening to in ’85?
Not a pig.
Well, by 1985, I had made the complete and total jump to Prince and all his proteges.
But in 1983-84, I couldn’t escape Lionel Richie. Didn’t really try, either.
Wow— that’s the most shameful thing I’ve confessed to someone I don’t know at all.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Mayor was ready to party like it’s 1999
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Still am, my man. Still am.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Who isn’t, really? Isn’t it the 25th anniversary of Purple Rain? FYI: I was 6 when this album came out.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Yes, I think it dropped in April of 1984.
Still probably my favorite album.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
no shame!
Richie was hard to escape in those years.
1985=Purple Rain. I played that album a million times.
Not a pig.
Richie was hard to escape in those years.
He’s hard to escape now- the Giants have been trying all season!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA LIONEL RICHIE!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOO
What would the Athletics play to their fan after they win a home game?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the A’s play Kool & the Gang when they win.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
fail
I mixed up the 80s AC acts… good thing I’m not programming songs for KOIT
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Same here. My walkup music would be the intro guitar solo and first few bars of 'When Doves Cry'
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
(licks fingertips of one hand, but then rubs the other hand through hair)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Still my favorite.
His recent stuff is quite hit or miss, but his great music over the last 28 years is just great stuff. Heavy rotation on my iPod.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Cream
sha doobe bop.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. That's in the "Gee, didn't quite make it onto my iPod" category.
Also from that album was some song about strolling in the park. Yuk.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
My parents were rockers
We didn’t get to listen to anything like Lionel Richie when I was young, it took me years to ever hear and like one of his songs. In 1985 it was Van Halen, Boston, Def Leppard, Poison, etc.
just back from the game...
1. That’s a really great park in Philly, I think. I liked it a LOT better than Citi Field.
2. Picked up some amazing and not-cheap seats really close behind the visitors’ dugout so as to have a great view of Timmy Penny. Obviously I am no longer bummed out that it ended up being Penny.
3. I had a Choco Taco purchased from a vending machine at a rest stop on the NJ Turnpike heading back to NYC in honor of Tim’s start tomorrow.
Awesome game.
Whoo!
I still haven’t found a Choco Taco anywhere.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
they sell choco tacos at the Pilot on I-5 near my house
I bought one the other day and I got it saved for Timmy’s start tomorrow
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
I’m going to go check some gas stations or something. They do not have them at Shell, but there’s still Chevron, Arco and 76 to try.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Is there a 7-11 near you?
I have seen them in a few of those.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Neither 7-11 near me has them :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Cruelly, the 7-11 near my gym has them.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
are you in the city? If i track one down i’ll let you know. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen them at blockbuster on Sloat
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
I thought someone said
the 7-11 at 280/Serra has them…
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
nice find
A 40 of Olde English and a ChocoTaco frozen dessert cream-derived product.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m across the GG Bridge in Marin. I feel like they’d be easier to find in the city
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Try a blockbuster. It might just be a thing they do. I’ve heard others say they have seen them there.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
I know I’ve seen them at ice cream trucks, but I haven’t actually seen an ice cream truck since I was like 15.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Yeah, whats up with that. I never see any in the City.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
I guess I could go creepily hang out at a Middle School or the pool.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
now now
try a bicycle ice cream guy in the Mission…
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
the list of ingredients
was amusing. It starts off with reduced fat ice cream, then nonfat milk, followed by corn syrup (x3), sugar (x4), hfcs (x2) and maltodextrin (once).
Sweeeeeeeet
quite literally. Did they manage to put any cocoa in it? Or did they stick with delicious “artificial flavoring”?
I just hope Tim doesn’t grow a third eye.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
(waiting, waiting…)
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
YES THE TRUTH COMES OUT
I’M WALRUSMAN’S SOCK PUPPET
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
EW
I don’t want to know what he does with his sock puppet
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll bite
Walrusman sells chocotacos?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Eh, I guess it’ll have to do
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This link has a locator on it, but when you enter your zip it just says it’s an ‘impulse item’
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
WOW
Make your own
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Just go to a gas stop somewhere on I-5.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
how many pictures do you have of yourself depicting common themes on here. ie Choco Taco and Face Palm?
With malice towards the Dodgers
NTM failbeard!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I might have one.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
One pant? So like half a pants?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a picture of me and my cat.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough

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Great cat.
Looks much like mine. (Pretty much a redundant statement whenever someone says “great cat/dog/fish”)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, this picture is terrible. I just took it. lol
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Solid cat
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Is that from the next Metal Gear Solid?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Cat wasn’t exactly stoked to be woke up to have it’s picture taken.
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I also make music, please check it out
My failbeard is even more of a fail than yours is
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease don't ask that-- I don't want to see pics of him boning a Bothan
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If all the Bothans hadn’t died a long, long time ago, I might have had this one.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
/Mon Mothma sobs loudly
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
DEAD BOTHANS AREN'T FUNNY! THEY'RE DEAD! WE DON'T NEED CHILDISHNESS!
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
MY BEST FRIEND IS A BOTHAN DUDE!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
YEAH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
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Many Bothans died
to bring you this processed frozen dessert product (may contain cream)
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
GENERAL MON MOTHMA IS STILL GRIEVING! SHOW SOME CLASS. YOURE 12-16 YEARS OLD.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
MEET ME BEHIND THE SHEILD GENERATOR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I LIVE IN OREGON NO WAY I MAKE TO THERE IN 10 MINUTES
GIVE ME 2 DAYS AT LEAST TO PREPARE AND MAKE A MONTAGE
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
CALM DOWN GUYS PERHAPS YOU CAN SETTLE THIS OVER DINNER OR A CUP OF COFFEE??
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
SOMETIMES I HAVE TROUBLE CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF MY OWN VOICE. I DON’T MEAN TO YELL RIGHT NOW I JUST CAN’T HELP IT
With malice towards the Dodgers
I APOLOGIZE, I READ A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY TOO MANY TIMES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
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Holy shit. My favorite book.
FAITH AND PRAYER – THEY WORK. THEY REALLY DO.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions

IT’S OKAY I UNDERSTAND
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR PEACEFUL DISPUTE RESOLUTION!
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
5 YEAR OLDS DON'T DRINK COFFEE
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I hope he has pants on in this one, at least
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This comment made me laugh
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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Man that superwonderful t-shirt is awesome
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Isn’t it though?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
trying to pee in woods, upset that you haven’t been able to in days?
With malice towards the Dodgers
I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a picture of me with a scarf on my head.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
How did your family react to your leaving the shtetl?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea why you posted this, so here is a picture of me with a large beer in a silly hat

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I also make music, please check it out
my first thought

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2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was the lamest Metal Gear Solid game of the franchise.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions
sounded like fun until
vending machine at a rest stop on the NJ Turnpike
I was pretty jealous until you got to that part.
Did you take pictures? Always interesting to hear a ballpark review, especially if you can compare to Citi (or Shea).
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike...
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Driving across the turnpike was one of the worst few hours of my life. Oh, what a hell-hole that part of the country is
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2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
i love it when you can say it
and then it actually happens
Timmy is my Man-crush
by Fan from Sac on Sep 2, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats to Grant
I bet those yellow teeth ads are really paying off now.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
Are these unique visitors? If not, imagine if we had to hit refresh all the time.
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I also make music, please check it out
LOL October 08
It’s almost like no one wanted to talk about the Giants then, or analyze failboats
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Man this place was so much cooler before it got popular /snob
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I liked Grant before he was cool
Wait, what’s that you say?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s not cool anymore. Way too mainstream. Dude sold out.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Pssh
You weren’t even here back in the day, man. I’ll bet you don’t even know about Point and Counterpoint’s relationship. You kids nowadays.
/dismissive hand-waving motion
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
/pulls up a chair
Tell us Grammpa!
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SIT UP STRAIGHT!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
let the noobs eat cake
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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, 2 days into september, we already have 1/4 of the visits we had all of last september.
BUSTER POSEY
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Call it a premonition
But right after that DInger by Uribe, I totally thought about Tulo and that other Rocie that wacked back to backs and knew that Rowand was gonna go yard with his at -bat
It was awesome
Timmy is my Man-crush
the man they call rectum face
Don’t know if this has been pointed out before, but he really looks like muddy mudskipper to me
I can’t see it =(
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he looks like every jackass bully/jock that i ever went to school with.
big chin sticking out a foot past his mouth, and looks pissed for being born
Timmy is my Man-crush
by Fan from Sac on Sep 2, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I know a guy who grew up with him on Maui (not a Giants fan, btw) and says Victorino was every bit the punk we all like to imagine he is.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
thats comforting.
it gives credit to my theory that rectum faces are spawned on gym floors and that they span generations
Timmy is my Man-crush
by Fan from Sac on Sep 2, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
just saw jazz hands on the KTVU sports wrap
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Little Known Baseball Fact
The first testicular guard (cup) was used in baseball in 1874. The first helmet was used in 1934. It took 60 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
that reminds me....
Ya’all heard about Ken Griffey Jr’s lil’ stunt the other day? I heard it on ESPN radio so it’s GOT to be true, right?
Adrian Beltre returned to the Mariners line up on Tuesday — he had been out since he took a ground ball to the ummmm ahem “family jewels.” His walk up music for his first at bat was selected for him by Ken Griffey Jr. A little piece by a dude named Tchaikovsky… Something from …. the Nutcracker Suite…
Ken Griffey Jr is made of epic win
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of that story in ‘Ball 4’ wherein some guy gets rapped on the cup by a line drive, crawls around on the ground for a while and throws up on the field. Naturally, the entire team is paralyzed with mirth, Joe Schultz in particular being moved to tears. Nothing like another man’s misery to get a good chuckle going.
“gentlemens area”
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Time for some Arrested Development on HULU!
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This is my life. 2 weeks through the whole show. Now starting up season one again. I need school to start
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
im on Storming the Castle. This is an awesome one.
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Thank you all for an enjoyable threadening
Many an LOL, very refreshing.
I will sleep well tonight knowing that all over the bay area tonight news editors/producers are telling their writers/reporters to “check the blogs” for reactions to Posey’s promotion and Penny’s debut.
And I love knowing that they’re going to have to analyze Mon Mothma and hot Bothan boning, 10 pictures of Howie, and the most ridiculous Billy Mays-related threats I’ve seen in some time. You should all be ashamed.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
I am ashamed
BUT U R 5
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Explanation for Penny's comment about Eli
Catcher Eli Whiteside said he watched film, noticed that Penny relied too heavily on his fastball and asked for more offspeed pitches earlier in the count.
Penny liked the plan and said of Whiteside, “There’s not a guy who has called a better game for me in my career.”
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
it’s all good…when it’s good
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, Dusty was a douche, too
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
and Roger Craig
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
and Brett Butler
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe he became a douche
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
And James Douche.
But I guess it wasn’t really his fault.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Fun fact
That was the 18th shut out by the Giants this season.
It’s still weird seeing Penny in a Giants uniform.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Hoi now. That’s not a fun fact at all. That’s a statistically found fact.
We’ve been duped.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
STATISTICALLY FOUND!
IT IS NOT LOST ANYMORE!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I dont mind him
Its pretty funny actually
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Rowand’s homer was the Giants’ 96th of the season. They surpassed last year’s total of 94, which was the lowest by a major league club in a 162-game season since the expansion Florida Marlins in 1993.
(Baggs)
I still cannot believe how bad last season’s team was.
So then we’re better than the 1993 Marlins?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
either one would look good in a Giants uniform. Sabes probably thinks they’re too young, too powerful, not what this team needs next year. Mark Grudzielanek would be a better fit in Sabe’s eyes…..a solid veteran infielder…just saying.
Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 3, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
LOLDodgers fans
first beach balls, now this
http://jerseychaser.com/?p=7300
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
"Wow, it's a little air show."
Then they boo when it’s destroyed. I hate dodger fans.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." - Willie Mays
Tommy Lasorda is the Antichrist
by tommylasordaistheantichrist on Sep 3, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Vin: ’It’s tough enough with beachballs’
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He couldn't understand
how Orville could fit in that little plane, or where Wilbur was standing with the radiographometer control facilities.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Poor Arizona.
Lot of frustration taken out on that plane.
I read somewhere that their broadcast team (Sutton? Grace? Schulte?) went apoplectic over that.
Do you suppose it was controlled from outside the stadium? If so , damned fine piloting. Probably had directing from inside…I’m all about anarchy , especially with those two wonderful franchises.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Natto -
I’m looking forward to the next Zito start, in hopes you work your magic with this one:

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Those cats look really resigned.
I think it’s funny that the woman is so concerned about the cat’s modesty.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL – I hadn’t noticed that. I was trying to avoid looking in that general area.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
You're cornquettish.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Noooooooooooooooo
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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That would be fun to look at in PS! Go forth!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeeeeeeessssssssss. It’s a moral imperative.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
If the A.L. East is SO much better than the National League… why didn’t they win the World Series last year? I mean, the Rays were the #1 seed, and they got beat by the #4 seed in the National League… in 5 games.
And who beat them? The Phillies. And who beat the Phillies yesterday? The Giants did. So that means we’re the best team in Baseball… right?
Commutative property is commutative.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
We won two!
… even better, we won the NL pennant in 1993, too. Painful Salomon Torres memories begone! POOF!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 3, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
To the Stat Cave, Nerds!
Eli Whiteside has started 26 games behind the plate for the Gigantes this year.
The Giants are 16-10 in those games. 5 of those 16 wins were shutouts.
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
Whiteside has caught every single Giants no-hitter in the last 32 years!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Even the ones before he was born
embryonic all-star!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this phrase.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 3, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions
McC linked in si.com's latest power rankings (they have us at 8)
San Francisco Giants
It took less than one year into a seven-year, $126 million contract for Barry Zito to be termed a bust, but despite the terrible time he’s had in San Francisco so far, Zito has picked a heck of a time to resemble the Cy Young winner he was in Oakland. If the Giants already have the best 1-2 punch in the game, then Zito has remarkably become a very effective third wheel, perhaps the best in baseball in the second half of the season. Since the All-Star break, Zito is 4-2 with a 1.92 ERA, which ranks fourth in all of baseball, and his stellar outing against the Rockies on Saturday, in which he pitched one-run ball into the ninth inning, may have been the single best performance of his three-year career in San Francisco. If nothing else, Zito’s revival takes some of the pressure off of newly acquired Brad Penny. That move wasn’t exactly championed by Giants fans, who still think of Penny as a Dodger — even if he doesn’t. When reporters told him he’d soon be facing his old team in front of 42,000 fans who hate the Dodgers, Penny responded, “42,001.” He may quickly turn some of those fans around if he pitches as he did on Wednesday night in Philadelphia: eight scoreless innings in a win.
With malice towards the Dodgers
Wait, I thought we were pretty much into it?
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oops
link fail. They linked here
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/31/1009149/rosenthal-giants-favorite-to-sign#comments
With malice towards the Dodgers
Ahh, there was a better write up here. But the Grant reaction in that is still Meh.
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Brad Penny
From now on I am calling him

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Turnip?
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Because as my grandmother used to say, “Like a Brad Penny, he’s always Turnip”.
At least I think that’s what she used to say. She had kind of a strong accent so sometimes it was hard to understand her.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
I just noticed that not only does he have two first names (jerk), but both his names are nouns made of metal.
Sidenote: I respect and salute the unbelievable lengths you went to for that joke.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for noticing.
And, yes, thanks to WOBC for the assist.
On the metal angle, let’s hope Brad turns out to be nails.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Early LOLineup from Schulman
Velez LF
Renteria SS
Sandoval 3B
Molina C
Winn RF
Uribe 2B
Ishikawa 1B
Rowand CF
Lincecum P
Insanity is just a state of mind.
LOL FRED!!
And Bengie Molina is cured!!! Posey is already working miracles for the Giants.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
I knew Velez would be starting.
FREE BOWKER AND/OR LEWIS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Oh god
Winn too.
blech
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
This is such a piss-poor lineup. How does bochy figure out how to make such crap out of his roster?
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 3, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure this is what Bochy saw :
Randy Winn vs Pedro Martinez
11 for 29, 6 doubles, 2 walks, 7 RBIs. .980 OPS
hopefully he lives up to that.
Velez on the other hand, well……
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Probably in about the 3rd we’ll see one of these guys.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
I wouldn’t be surprised.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
By the way, since Jamie Moyer always pitches on days Pedro pitches
PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP G_miss YR_miss
-——————————--—-————--—--———--———--—--—--———-——
Bengie Molina 50 48 11 0 0 4 8 2 2 .229 .260 .479 .739 0 0 1 0 2
Randy Winn 25 25 10 3 1 1 4 0 4 .400 .400 .720 1.120 0 0 0 0 1
Aaron Rowand 19 18 7 0 1 2 4 0 3 .389 .389 .833 1.222 1 0 0 0 0
Juan Uribe 19 17 2 0 0 1 1 1 4 .118 .167 .294 .461 1 0 0 0 0
“OW!! I think I extended my contract muscle!”
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
but that was when Randy Winn was good
now he sucks, so those numbers should be ignore. Using career numbers tells us we should start Aurilia vs. Pedro.
and in all honesty, I’d probably start Winn too if I saw those numbers, but I’d put him in LF and put Schierholtz out there in right.
i mean, really, it’s like he chose the first three and mad-libbed the rest.
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 3, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO SEE POSEY
I R 5
by say hey nation on Sep 3, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe the Phanatic
will hump his leg or something
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay! Molina is back at clean up!! I can’t wait! And Winn is batting 5th!! Prepare for an offensive explosion, everybody!!!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I dunno about explosion...
…but I’m prepared for it to be offensive, all right.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
About Velez, his defense and offense are both in the negatives this year. I know, SSS, but in 2008 they were also in the negatives. Is it just SSS, or does he suck, and Bochy doesn’t realize it, which would not surprise me at all.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Sep 3, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what I thought, but nobody complains about him as much as they do about Benji batting cleanup.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Sep 3, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s because Benji’s a worse hitter.
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 3, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
and because
Eugenio doesn’t bat cleanup EVERY GAME HE PLAYS IN.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
True, but when Velez plays instead of Lewis, Bowker or Nate, isn’t that just as bad?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Sep 3, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I complain about Velez frequently
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Me too
Or at least I’m snarkily disparaging of him, which is my way of complaining.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
I think Velez wins the prize for having most negative nicknames:
Speedy McFuckup
Baron von IronGlove
Captain Clank
and probably a few others I can’t think of at the moment.
How could you forget...
…Epicgenio Failez!
I’m not sure whether ‘Zorak’ qualifies as a negative nickname as such, although I’m guessing it wouldn’t be one he’d have picked out for himself.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
I do.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He sucks.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
His defense is bad. His hitting is also bad. He’s fine on the bench. Off the bench? … uh ….
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs says that Bengie and Bochy had a long talk in his office this afternoon. Here’s how that conversation went:
Bochy: LOLFAT
Bengie: /cries
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 3, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
THEN:
/writes bengie into the cleanup spot
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
ARGH
I was one off of my LOLINEUP. I had Nate if RF, obviously retarded
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Sigh….
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
omg you guys
How do you stand to listen to KNBR talk radio for more than like 10 minutes at a time? I just listened to it while I was driving home from doing some errands and they were talking about how Bengie Molina could possibly draw interest from some AL teams this offseason… as a DH.
WHAT.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
It was all their speculation. They were saying that some sort of three way C/1B/DH platoon could happen in Boston with Jason Varitek and Victor Martinez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I, for one, think that would be awesome and think it probably helps the Sox catch the Yankees
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 3, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes I agree
RED SOX PLEASE SIGN BENGIE MOLINA TO A 2 YEAR DEAL
PREFERABLY BEFORE THE ARB DEADLINE
THX
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I want to see Bengie at first! LOL
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
probably Molina shoving inside info to beat writers
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 3, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You are thinking that they will discuss sports
and that is where you are mistaken. Just listen for nonsense. Although even that gets irritating.
Wait, I don’t know how I stand to listen to KNBR. I need to get a radio for the kitchen so that it’s easier to change stations.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The two morning shows do everything BUT discuss sports. It’s more like, HEY HOW MANY POP CULTURE REFERENCES CAN WE SQUEEZE IN TO OUR 4 HOUR SHOW?
That's the one show I will not listen to
after one of the idiots spent time discussing shaving his privates for some surgery.
Come on people.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I usually listen to music when I commute
I used to listen to KNBR but the hosts on EVERY show are just so uninformed, andthe ones that are somewhat informed complain about the stupidest things.
I was just too lazy to plug my ipod in for such a short drive and my XM radio free trial ran out, so I thought I’d listen to KNBR, but man… the last three times I’ve listened to it for something other than games or post-games, I’ve heard gems:
“As for Fred Lewis, I agree, I don’t even know why he’s still on this team!”
“They’re missing their three best hitters right now – Sandoval, Sanchez and Molina!”
“You have to think that Bengie is going to draw interest from some AL teams who want him to DH.”
my god
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
we've already talked about this, but...
the three best hitters comment just makes me throw up a little bit.
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 3, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I only listen to the morning show, and I love those guys. They rarely say anything crazy. Having said that, I just listened to the podcast of their interview with Kuip this morning and he was saying that no manager, in either league, has managed better than Bochy this season.
/headdesk
by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 1:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Did you read Scott Oslers article i the Green today about bochy or tracy being up for manager of the year?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
I listened to about 30 minutes of Damon Bruce last night. It was about 80% people calling in to complain about how the Giants don’t bunt enough.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
His callers are dumber than him for the most part
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
he said something that I didn’t disagree with, but I forget what it was.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
His show is entertaining, I will admit. But he just says stuff to rile people up
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
yeah, I don’t really enjoy that part.
OT: Other than Steven Jackson why are all the Warriors fans so riled up?
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
They don’t have much else to do.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
that explains it. I thought they’d be reasonably optimistic heading into a season with Randolph and a healthy Ellis, but goddamn.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
I wish Jackson would just go away
I’m just looking forward to watching Randolph and the young guys develop
“I’m a moron.”
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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SOMEBODY IS GOING TO NEED A CLEANUP HITTER JUST YOU WATCH
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Mets accidentally take the lead on the Rox
Mets are up 1-0 in the 4th.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
by Yoyo on Sep 3, 2009 1:10 PM PDT

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