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Post-Game Recap: Penny is Money

Didn't know that Penny could still throw 95 after his shoulder wonkiness. I say we get that guy!

I really can't stand the new "NL is 50x worse than the AL" meme. Really, it's only 48 times worse, at most. Luckily, this dominant start by a piece of AL flotsam against an NL powerhouse will start to change some minds. Fight your prejudices, people!

Great win, especially considering that most of us had penciled Happ in for one of those 8 IP, 1 ER, 0 BB, 1 K specials.

Worth nothing: If Posey were catching, there would have been 17 passed balls that led to 15 unearned runs, and every hitter that Penny struck out had would have reached first as the ball rolled to the backstop. Clubhouse chemistry would have been at an all-time low, and Eli Whiteside would have started a Lord of the Flies-style clubhouse revolution, which would have ended in a large fire that canceled tomorrow's game and forced the Giants to play a doubleheader on the day after the season ends. So be careful what you wish for. Have you ever seen Reefer Madness? It's kind of like that, but with inexperienced catchers.

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Brad Penny

our 5th starter can beat (and eat) your fourth starter

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

At worst.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

He enjoys eating innings.

by TwoBagger on Sep 2, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i already love brad penny

by PHiSTER on Sep 2, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Brad Penny pitches in an inning of a baseball game!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The away unis are slimming…

by woomikee on Sep 2, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

/buys five

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean they’re high in fiber; Penny ate 2 before the game

by woomikee on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh. Thats too much fiber. Gonna have a Splash Hit back at the hotel

by m34josh on Sep 2, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's Go Mets!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Penny!!!!

I could not have asked for a better debut. Freaking awesome.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 2, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't lie.

We both know that you could have asked for a better debut, but you just didn’t want to seem like a greedy jerk so you didn’t.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you Brad Penny, I'm not supposed to like you! *shakes fist*

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 2, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

shakes both fists

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fist bumps both of you

by Giant Homer on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey start tomorrow? Yay or nay

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

nay

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

nay

Bengie Molina’s whinging seems to have done wonders for his hamstring/drawstring/ham sandwich/ whatever is supposed to be wring with him

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is 2-19 lifetime against Pedro. So ya, I assume Bochy starts him

by m34josh on Sep 2, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

(It’s actually “Yea” or Nay)

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grammofascist

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m sorry, but I think it’s important to know that yay-sayers are celebratory people while yea-sayers are people are putting in a yes vote.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 2, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nuance.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPELING I IZ GOD

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather Molina catch Timmy if he is healthy

by OTTOMATIC on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey starts tomorrow, Whieside needs a rest and Molina isn’t ready to go.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Bochy said Molina is back on Thursday.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy said he didnt know

Molina said he’s going to be back tomorrow but he also said he was going to be back yesterday.

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every estimate seems to be accompanied with a caveat that he’s still not close to 100%, so I’m sure there’s lots of wiggle room. But I’m ignorant and have been wrong before . . .

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably goes out on the field … gets into the sqWat and if he can stand back up unassisted he gets to play that day. So far no go.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

does anyone else think

we’re getting hosed by the umps?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 2, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

looking at it objectively

they hosed the phils a bunch of times too. it was a wash tonight.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t complain after a win.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that

we can complain after anything! Even a no-hitter!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 2, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t calling anything at the knees.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we could give 2 runs to yesterdays Giants

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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't stop there!

Three.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would the Rockies game be on “normal tv” anywhere?

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra Innings on Directv FTW (I get to see the game AND choose the broadcasters. Mets > Rockies).

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

I haven’t been watching the Metsies lately- Hernandez must really be sour after watching this squad for the last couple months…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This x 100

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 2, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow reply fail

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 2, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DO NOT AGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAID

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 2, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, you don’t agree with yourself?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching it on FSN Rocky Mountain right now. So….yes?

by snafu on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s on my tv, here. Well actually nothing is on my tv – it’s off. But if I turned it on and selected the channel the Rockies game would be on. You don’t want to watch it. Just follow the score and do something else.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lord of the Flies-stye revolution? Who’s Piggy? I nominate that one fat guy we have. You know the one….

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

There are 6 Piggies

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SADOWSKI

HE SHOULD START OVER SANCHEZ!

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was humorous

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing funnier than Sanchez discussions

He’s better than Cain!

No, he’s worse than Sadowski!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 2, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE KNOWS HOW TO WIN

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there was a fanshot or two about the callups.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they obviously can’t risk losing Bocock!

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean knows that a man without a Bocock is no man at all.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it difficult to walk with a bowcock?

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

come JT you can do it

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Penny will pitch next in the home opener next Monday vs. SD.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be there in the cheapest seats in the house!

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Molina or Posey tomorrow

Not what you want, what you think will happen.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you still talking about Posey’s ass?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll never stop talking about Posey’s ass.

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t spell ass without SS.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie batting fourth

buster bats 8th

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

JACKSON WILLIAMS

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina, because he can’t hit Pedro. Bochy will think he is due

by m34josh on Sep 2, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina, because he can’t hit Pedro. Bochy will think he is due

Fixed.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 3, 2009 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Payback is bitch

Your new pitcher throws a CG shut out in our park or new pitcher will throw 8 innings of shut out in yours.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

And Katy Perry should know.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crabtree not signing for a long time!

Where is bondslegend and all his optimism?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

We call him cashtree around here.
Bengals finally signed their #1 – and he promptly went out and injured himself.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the Bengals players making fun of that guy on Hard Knocks? Pretty funny

by m34josh on Sep 2, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re watching the newest episode of Hard Knocks at the moment.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he'll cave before the start of the regular season

no way he’s dumb enough to sit out the entire season

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

and if he sits out the season

then his football career is pretty much over.

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wouldn’t be picked in the first round next year.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not just that

you can’t voluntarily sit out of a football season and expect to be able to pick it back up. Mike Williams and Maurice Clarett are perfect examples of that.

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like how the Niners are handling this. They are basically saying that the organization still has its pride and is bigger than any player.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

this is all on Crabtree. You can’t break the slot in the draft or you fuck everything up.

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I watched Clarett in 2002, and reading his recent history is downright depressing / perfect set-up for a pulp novel.

by grape on Sep 2, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll most likely sign before he starts losing paychecks. If he doesn’t, then he actually is the idiot that everybody seems to think he is.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

a friend of mine used to coach football for UC Davis. One of his friends is in the Raider organization and said they passed on him because of character issues. Take it for what its worth. The RAIDERS passed on him for CHARACTER issues…. haha

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, Jamarcus Russell wears shades and fur coats to press conferences after losses. And he acts like he doesn’t give a damn… But they pass on the guy with an interest in fashion

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i dunno. its third hand info. still funny that the raiders passed on someone over character issues.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like they were covering for Al. “Character Issues” indeed.

by Giant Homer on Sep 3, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Browns passed on him for the same thing. Mangini hated Crabtree’s attitude and his family influence.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 3, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at this point in time, i could care less about him, and yea, bondslegend… what are you gonna do with your jersey??? I hope he signs, but at this point we no nothing

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roll Call Top 10; Congrats, Natto

Name - # of Posts
Natto - 161
CB30 – 149
49er16 – 134
SFGuy – 117
Lars The Wanderer – 109
Timmy Cain – 101
jponry – 96
satyricrash – 87
heimy25 – 68
GrahamCrakalaka – 66

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I had 149 yesterday too

CONSISTENCY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan approves

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quality over quantity.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean , really.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Numbers add up to nothin'.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could do this all day.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it amount to a hill of beans?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Skins at the 'Pit recently topped 50 , 000.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn't been there very long.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This brings you up to 30. This might take a while.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is the widget

to calculate % TWSS?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FER PETES SAKE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally you can consider yourself a success.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a headache, no fair!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just didn’t want to.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought for sure I’d make it. It felt like I spammed the hell out of those threads.

:(

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

and jponry wasn’t even available for the GTs

by gvp914 on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/mental note to post STRIKES and STFD more

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, I already do that

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you think I got to 19000

…………….oh damn

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES and STFD more !!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I left after like, the 3rd inning and I still made the top 10

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You comment in bulk, like costco

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST HAVE A LOT TO SAY

Oh hey, Andres Torres ended up having a pretty good game, huh?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y IS HE STARTIN WTF BOCH

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have a knack for doing the opposite of whatever I say. I look dumb a lot, but gosh darn im going to be right one of these days

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t I know it… (Oh Fred Lewis.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im with you on that one

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happ couldn’t throw anything but a fastball tonight. torres can definitely hit a 90mph fastball.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 3, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy time tomorrow…lets take this series

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll need today’s offense. If he gets yesterday’s offense, he doesn’t win.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 Shutout Innings

Trade that Lincecum guy for a bat now!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully our guy doesn’t eradicate towns at will.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 2, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Uncanny valley

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of looks like Bob Uecker.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaaaaast…a bit outside

by Giant Homer on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unimportant but fun department

With the win today the Giants have taken the season series from Philadelphia

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This will become a great source of false optimism should we meet in the playoffs.

by snafu on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there animosity between Zito and Penny? I didn’t see Zito high fiving Penny lol.

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man, IRLOL

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both went Commando.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Zito had led such a Charmed life.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They treated each other like Poison Ivy.
(Too Lifetime Movie Network?)

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get it!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet the youngest kid on Who’s the Boss never dated Alyssa Milano.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah they only had sex.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 3, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

If she was a man, maybe

by Giant Homer on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

That guy is doin a TV show teaching at a Philly School

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 3, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can tell my grandchildren

That I saw Posey hit his first MLB home run. In BP. It was 409 feet of awesome. He looks like he’s 15, which is 12 years younger than the crucial crucial age of 27. Awesome game. Lots of giants fans sharing Gary Maddox memories.

by Your mother on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Also

Penny=fat=phat

by Your mother on Sep 2, 2009 7:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sooo

he looks older than Timmy?

by kimmyg on Sep 2, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Charlie Manuel needs to stop breathing so hard…wait…maybe just stop breathing.

Too much?

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

UR5

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEET ME OUTSIDE CITIZENS BAND BOX

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMRW IS NOT GOOD TIME FOR ME

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I had Mr. Merope change the channel, I kept wanting to look for my “What to do in case of an asthma attack” pamphlet.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was he breathing so hard. That sounded bad.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ham sandwich

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Boss is a Phillies fan

he told me today after the homers: "I’m good taking 2 outta 3 from ya guys. "

He didn’t know who was on the mound tomorrow..

/TIMMY DAY EVE

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomorrow hoping for

LewisLF
Renteria SS
Posey C
Sandoval 3B
Ishikawa 1B
Winn RF
Rowand CF
Uribe 2B
Lincecum P

That might not be a LOLineup.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

What I would give to see Fred leading off.

BORK

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn actually has good numbers off Pedro. So I am thinking Lewis-Rowand-Winn outfield tomorrow

by m34josh on Sep 2, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not starting Fred Lewis in a Lincecum game. He’ll go defense.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll go FAILfensive

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny how they like to use their best defensive lineup behind their best strikeout pitcher, when doing so will do the least good.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say Bochy did last year in Arizona but that was Cain and that didn’t work out (a Velez fail jpeg was posted on McC many, many times from that game).

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game. I’m glad Velez is doing much better in OF now.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 3, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

You will get

Velez LF
Renteria SS
Nate RF
Molina C
Ishikawa 1B
Rowand CF
Uribe 2B
Timmy P

 and like it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Renteria has that kind of range.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez 2B
Renteria SS
Winn RF
Molina C
Garko 1B
Rowand CF
Rohlinger 3B
Aurilia LF

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like Aurilia 3B, The Problem LF

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merkin makes a start to get Timmy some rest before the stretch run

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Gonzalez gunned down at the plate, still 2-2.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

C Gon nailed at the plate. Suck one Rockies

by snafu on Sep 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m advertising for my inexpensive home improvement business. I run it on the side. Anybody need a new kitchen? Sorry for spamming the site.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This photo could be even better if you shop Eugenio on the penny.

by baybruin415 on Sep 2, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does everybody know what time it is?

by baybruin415 on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

About 7:08?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Howdy Doody Time!!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIME TA GET ILL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

When your powers combine

!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could use this for Penny’s strikeouts his next game.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL, that is sweet

And I love the little “In Bonds We Trust” add on.

by jonesin25 on Sep 2, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true that the GGB is the World's Greatest Span

The world’s worst span: the time between Cain’s 12th and 13th wins.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

a new girl. and a Nate fan. awesome. Welcome

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No girls on the internet

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the LAW!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only middle aged, morbidly obese men who’s keyboards are covered with a thin layer of Cheetoh crumbs?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU!

There is nothing thin about my layer of cheetoh crumbs!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM NOT MIDDLE AGED

but 2 out of 3 ain’t bad

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girl? I thought this was our first pig.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, a new user with “Babe” in the name. There are no girlz on the interwebz.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

Nate’s just my favorite because he’s the best looking.

And yes, I’m a real girl. Start getting nervous.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Receding hairline fetishist!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one can resist a fail beard! You should be encouraged.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If not for the power of the failbeard, I’d probably be single today.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I really need to grow a failbeard.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck! It’s not as easy to do as I make it seem.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had one

but gave it up.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 2, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bike accident scarred my lip.

So no moustache no more.
No moustache , no beard.
Or I’d be All Castro/All Arab/All the time…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually sport the fail beard

shaved it this weekend and no I have the fail soul patch.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 2, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not shaving until October.

It’s going to be interesting.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you’ll still wax, amirite?

by younghutch on Sep 3, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just the pecs.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how you know I’m a grown up.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the family. Remember, you aren’t part of MCC without a steady diet of FUCK YOUS and SHIT!!’s

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A steady diet of shits isn’t something we tend to encourage, actually. That’s pretty gross.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay. I forgive you.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgive me, sir, for I am still but a noob.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SAID IT’S OKAY ALREADY GEEZ DO YOU WANT TO GET BANNED?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIAN.

He’s from Mars/Canada you know.

by speckops on Sep 2, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

Nate belongs to me, though.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

By someone other than his wife? Don’t think so! He’s all yours! :)

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis has attachments of a celestial nature.

You’ll be dealing with them as well.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

I have no idea what that means but it sounds interesting.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 2, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Jesus)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk with me awhile , Miss.

I have MUCH to impart to you!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

His daughter’s name is Faith.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

ok, well, um, who else…..Brian Wilson seems normal ;)

Not a pig.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does?

You know what? Go ahead and take Nate. I’ll take Joe Martinez, even though he’s in Fresno.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE SHUNS THE DEVOUT

Embrace your dark side!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

And your avi is freaking me out!

kdl, kidding about Wilson. blinkblinkblink

Not a pig.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 2, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. I was concerned.

Welcome aboard! This place is fun.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have strange standards.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 2, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!!!

Now make us laugh! ;-)

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 2, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you!

But no way I can compete with the humor in here. I’ve been cracking up for weeks.

Not a pig.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 2, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice new sig.

There are a few of us chicks here, so don’t worry.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT

TEHER ARE NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ!!

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Very nice!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are you chicks “hunt and peck” typists?

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peep!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the microwave.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just good science.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you hunt and peckers, or huntin’ peckers?

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too easy

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No she’s not!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell nah, I type like 100 words per minute

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, man, on a good day I top out at like 60.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean “damn woman!”?

by zuma420 on Sep 2, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, “man” is a pretty non-gendered term.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cracking up for weeks?

Most of us cracked long ago.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love seeing Carlos Gonzalez being called out at home.

Suck it Rockies

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It ended the inning.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did some quick google searching

and couldn’t find a definitive answer. Does anyone know when the F dot is coming back? He is off the DL now I believe.

by snafu on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

No definitive answer afaik. Planning on a rehab assignment.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about when Uribe stops amazing us?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully playing for Fresno tomorrow in sin city

by m34josh on Sep 2, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the road trip, I think.

by Dan from NM on Sep 2, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey!!

swoon <3

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s so handsome and symmetrical

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 2, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks 12

i think chris hansen is knocking on your door right now… don’t open it! it’s a trap!

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Sep 2, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a tarp

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S A RTPA!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im just here to chat and play video games…

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 2, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Timmy and Buster play Mr. Walrus?

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 2, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He makes me weak in the knees.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got an ass like Orion.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He's got the horns of Pan

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Sep 2, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do think you're understating the dangers of rookie catchers

‘67 Reds? 87 wins. ’68 Reds, with Johnny Bench? 83 wins!
’71 Red Sox? 85 wins. ’72 Red Sox, with rookie Carlton Fisk? Fell all the way to 85 wins!
’69 Yankees? Only won 80 games. In 1970, with rookie catcher Thurman Munson? They lost 69 full games!
And I haven’t even started on the hurricanes.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I kind of feel bad now

because not very long ago I actually wished for Brad Penny’s throwing arm to literally fall off of his body.

"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." - Willie Mays
Tommy Lasorda is the Antichrist

by tommylasordaistheantichrist on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So that went well.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WE SHUTOUT THE DEFENDING WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!

For the 2nd time this year. Makes me wanna …..



Penny ….. this one is for you.

by orange_and_black_attack on Sep 2, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I have never seen such an epic compilation on this thread… thank you… :)

by thel33whosnotazn on Sep 2, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are freakin hilarious!

I stole them from your post as well by the way.

by jonesin25 on Sep 2, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

Go ahead ….. take ‘em. I don’t own them. lol.

by orange_and_black_attack on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it

If calling a game is such a big deal, then why aren’t major league catchers judged by it? How would anybody even know if a guy is calling a good game when pitchers can shake off a pitch or location at any time? I’ve never heard anybody say, we need to get rid of this catcher, he doesn’t call a good game.

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

/Posey goes out to mound and tells Penny to start dicking around with a knuckleball

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“So, ummm… let’s try the fastball again, but this time don’t throw it so dang fast. It’s really hard to catch when you throw it that fast.”

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know if he was opposing the Giants

they’d get shut out.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 2, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calling a game doesn’t have a statistically significant effect at the major league level. It has an effect, for sure, but not a very big one.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a former Catcher, I’d beg to differ too… a good catcher calling the right game makes all the difference. If pitchers don’t have to think about their next pitch, they can focus on their mechanics and the baserunners.

by zuma420 on Sep 2, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the real key to what I said is at the major league level.

We’re talking about the best 150 – 200 or so starting pitchers in the world throwing to the best 40 – 60 or so catchers in the world.

Calling a game makes a difference, but at THAT level, with such a small number of people playing and calling games at such an absolutely elite level, the difference between the “good” ones and the “bad” ones just isn’t that much. It’s very small. And when there are deficiencies, usually the pitchers, who are also small in number and also VERY elite, are generally good enough to compensate.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we make the playoffs....

First team in history to use a 5 man rotation anyway?

by Docter419 on Sep 2, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum is a horse. He starts and closes every game.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEIGH!

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop browbeating everyone

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got a burr under his saddle.

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAYMOND BURR RIGHT?

Ugh.

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Aaron

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont blame him

He was eating peanut butter

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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

get that boy some milk

IRLLOL

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH. A PORCELAIN HORSE, AMIRITE?

by Dan from NM on Sep 2, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Bradys had one of those.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mom always said don’t play ball in the house!

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

No and No.

Penny will be afwul. Sanchez to eradict.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 2, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is striking here

is the faith in Zito. Wow. I think I have it too, but what a change huh?!

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 2, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah no shit, I have it too.

I almost expect a win now a days win Z takes the mound. At least at home anyway.

by jonesin25 on Sep 2, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else

think Guzman and Bowker need some playing time? (Posey is a given)

by thel33whosnotazn on Sep 2, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

yes! but guzman can only play first base so there really isn’t any time available.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing time might be good for them, but I don’t know how good it would be for the Giants. I prefer Gark/Ishi platoon at 1b, and Rowand, Lewis, Schierholtz outfield. If one of Travis, Nate or Lewis can’t play, then there seems to be spot for Johnboy. Buster should provide a better offensive option than any other Catcher (excluding Pablo who is not on the C depth chart anymore/for now.)

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 2, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I love that Schierholtz is getting time, he’s proven to be a good ballplayer, and his cannon of an arm helps too, but I like Bowker over Lewis personally (until Lewis can get out of this slump of a season).

I say give Bowker some starts in Left and use Guzman as a pinch hitter, if he can do anywhere CLOSE to as well as he has in the minors, he could be the best Giants hitter this season besides Panda. And definitely use Posey as backup instead of Whiteside if not use him as the everyday starter…

by thel33whosnotazn on Sep 2, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting name.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, “slump of a season”.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah actually Lewis has barely been given more of a chance than Guzman and Bowker… my bad haha

damn straight my name is interesting :)

by thel33whosnotazn on Sep 3, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Natto was Heh-ing at “slump of a season” because Lewis stopped slumping awhile ago.

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah… I somehow missed that one… then why the fuck isn’t boch giving him more playing time?

by thel33whosnotazn on Sep 3, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is dumb.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

The door to the doghouse

only swings in.

Maybe it’s not so much a doghouse as it is a roach motel.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is dumb

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boch is dumby.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

RE: Fresno Mania

Check out Scheifholtz’s and Ishikawa’s stats from Fresno 2008. Heck, even Fred’s from 2007. In comparison with Bowker and Guzman years in 2009, those past successes in Fresno are very impressive. I’m not convinced, off of Fresno stats, that Bowker or Guzman will be any better than our current crop of Fred, Nate and Travis. And the three already in the bigs are all at around or under 300 PA, so a hot or cold streak could create some significant fluctuation in their numbers.

And double check your stats and figures on Fred Lewis. His “slump of a season” still see him outperforming most of the team, and he is even above average for the league at the moment (OPS+101)!

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

None of those guys walked like Bowker did this year, which is what gives us hope that his plate discipline could translate to MLB.

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i just did check… I somehow didn’t realize he’s been doing well lately and since he hasn’t been playing I assumed he “must be slumping still”. Why the hell isn’t he getting more playing time… Bochy’s favoring Row and Winn for being vets I guess?

by thel33whosnotazn on Sep 3, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker: yes
Guzman: meh

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No and NO

They had their chance and now is not the time.

by jonesin25 on Sep 2, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL "They had their chance"

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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by thehavenot on Sep 2, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

33 and 15 AB is not a very fair chance

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants way

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH?

Well what’s the magic number where they magically can be said to have gotten a chance? There is no one number and you know it! Therefore, since there is no one number, they must have already gotten their chance! QED ipso facto!

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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 is only not a fair chance because we have five fingers and we’re trained to think in multiples of five. 33 isn’t a fair chance because it’s not a multiple of five. Ergo, the magic number must be… uh… mmmmphoomblbmummbl

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK 100 BORKS

by zuma420 on Sep 2, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Bowker just looked terrible.

When you come up into the bigs, you have to get some kind of results. IE: Velez and Schierholtz. Bowker sucks, and I will give it to Guzman, he didn’t have to much of a chance.

by jonesin25 on Sep 3, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker had a big chance this year though, right? 33 AB!

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean really

Assuming something like, 3.5 PA per game, that’s basically the equivalent of a little over a week’s worth of ABs.

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Velez kicked ass in his first 30 ABs after getting called up!

This decision-making process is flawed in no way, whatsoever.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a process?
I thought Bochy just flipped a coin.

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy probably does just flip a coin.

I don’t think I will ever understand his decision making. Still. Bowker sucked it up, and you can only let a guy do it for so long, especially when in contention. He had two weeks worth of starts and AB’s.

by jonesin25 on Sep 3, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Velez is looking like Velez. Its not cool how they judge on such a small Sample size

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie's reaction is telling

“I guess they’re not bringing me back next year. . . after all I’ve done for this organization . . . I can read the handwriting on the wall . . . Not, ‘hey, welcome to the big leagues, kid!’

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 2, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he say this, or is this a joke that went way over my head?

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina said it,

but giantsfan4life paraphrased a little and added his own comment on the end

Per Baggs

I asked him point-blank if he felt the Giants were sending a message by bringing up their top prospect, especially after they said multiple times they didn’t plan to do so:

"You know what, probably," said Molina, who is a free agent after the season. "This might mean I’m not coming back next year. Who knows? I’m ready for anything. I know how baseball goes. Whatever they want to do. The only thing I can say is that I’ve got my chin up always. I’ve done a lot for this team and helped many guys. I hold my ground. I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of. If they don’t bring me back, hey, you have to move on."

"Regarding any messages, I don’t know. If that’s what they’re trying to do, I don’t think that’s the way to send a message. But if they are, who knows. We’ll see."

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 2, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish him well whatever/wherever.

I really don’t think he sucked intentionally , and the abuse heaped on him here is pretty astonishing – even blaming him for calling the wrong pitches , as if all pitches are delivered with pinpoint accuracy…but hey , that’s the nature of fandom. “What have you done for me lately?” You produce , they love you. You fail , you’re A BUM.

Didn’t he have family issues to deal with some time ago? We could all step in and perform as admirably.

Stats notwithstanding (cos’ I’m just an idiot fan) , Bengie rocked.

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he think he was coming back next year

I thought the Giants were just going to offer him a 1 yr deal so Buster could learn so I don’t know if this changes much but whatever…I still think we need a veteran backup who could start if needed in case buster struggles next year maybe someone like a miguel olivo (who is basically bengie molina lite) or a Brian Schneider type

Grab Some Pine Meat!

by Gobroks on Sep 2, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Whiteside can handle the starting catcher spot.

Even though his bat needs some polishing. I also watched a bit of the 02 game 6 world series collapse on mlb network today; up to the collapse, then I turned it off. Anyway, it made me bitter towards Bengie. When i saw him batting for that bastard Angels team, I cringed, and then I saw all the fans out in left taunting and throwing shit at Barry, I got angry all over again. Guess I am not really going anywhere with this, just pointing out bengie is still one of those Angels to me and every time he hacks at bullshit I get angry. I still want to beat every Angel fan and player on that team.

by jonesin25 on Sep 2, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though his bat needs some polishing.

His bat needs more than that. His bat is awful. It’s really, really terrible. If you’ve seen anybody complain about how bad Bengie’s bat is, it’s because they simply don’t have the cognitive power to deal with the fact of how unbelievably bad Whiteside’s bat is. He’s an awful, awful hitter and should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be allowed to be an everyday starter for anybody.

He’s an okay backup. Steve Holm (steals aside…) is 10 times better, though. Looking at Holm’s numbers with the Giants, it surprised me that my first thought was actually “he could start for the Giants in left field TODAY with those numbers.”

And then I kind of had a sad.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think 10 times better might be a bit of an exaggeration. Steve Holm hit a little bit better in the minors and isn’t as good defensively. They are both competent backups, but neither should ever start in the majors at any position

by m34josh on Sep 3, 2009 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the whole comment was a bit of an exaggeration, but yeah.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was the most exaggerated comment ever in the history of the internet!!

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by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s like 29 years old. His bat is what it is – ok for a good defensive backup catcher but not anywhere near starting quality.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly,

What is up with his hair? Have we figured this out yet? You should not be that gray at 29.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes people do just go grey early – my mom claims that her hair started turning grey when she was 19.

Of course, he’s kind of bizarre because all the hair on the rest of his face is black.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worked with a guy

that was all grey at 25- it happens. And not all people want to poison themselves with hair dye, so they stay grey.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

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by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks pretty classy on him. Plus it makes him memorable. I dig it.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying it’s bad. I’ve just personally never seen anything like it before.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

its genetic just like male pattern baldness

some people lose pigment sooner than others

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by FriscoJoe on Sep 2, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Different genes.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

I first read this as “my mom claims her hair started……he’s kind of bizarre because…”

by paboperfecto on Sep 3, 2009 5:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also the curls.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside has been great this year (considering his expectations were pretty low)

but he’s not a ML starter-and besides what fun is using an in house guy to help get Posey ready when there are tires to kick in the offseason

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by Gobroks on Sep 2, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, he can't handle it everyday.

Every catcher needs a rest day , and I’ll believe Bengie is capable of catching a game when I see it, not based off of “I’ll be good to go tomorrow”

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 3, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Penny looks like a steal at $100,000.

His remaining starts:

SD
LAD
@ LAD
Cubs
AZ

4 out of 5 starts at home. The other one on the road in a pitchers park in a game where he has something to prove.

If Penny has the kind of stuff he had tonight for the rest of the year, our postseason chances will increase dramatically.

Not giving up a game every 5th day will be nice for a change.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I know it's only been 1 night

But should the Giants sign Penny to a 1-year deal after this season?

I honestly can’t think of who would be a better #5 next year, unless madison comes up.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 2, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

They should offer him arb to get compensation, but he’d probably decline and sign elsewhere, especially if he performs well the rest of the season.

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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's said he wants a long-term deal

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 2, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we get an extra pick between 35-50 for virtually nothing. Sounds good to me.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just fantasizing

But if Winn’s a Type B. And Penny’s a Type B. And Bengie’s a Type A . . .
Love those draft picks. And for guys we don’t really want or need

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully winn and molina sign somewhere before the deadline

and we won’t have to worry about offering them arbitration

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Mets would be interested in Molina.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might be wrong… but I thought they did away with the deadline? Isn’t that why it took so long for Cruz to sign last year?

by FireBrianSabean on Sep 3, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't think so

we waited until the arbitration deadline to pass before signing renteria.

by superk1ng on Sep 3, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

its one night… we’ll see how the rest of the month goes

by Docter419 on Sep 2, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember

Sadowski shut out the Brewers in Miller Park in his first start. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.

by snafu on Sep 2, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really the same situation

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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penny is a gritty veteran, dammit.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penny is a veteran who finished 3rd in the Cy Young voting in 2007.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apples

Oranges

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generally, oranges, but it depends what kind of apple we’re talking about here.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely not those nasty “Red Delicious” ones.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blech. Yuck.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Delicious

greatest marketing fraud since Iceland/Greenland

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

GILF

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So's Sarah Palin

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

B.A.R.F.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I detest her, but she's a total GILF.

I’m just so glad she’s not a VPILF.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

VilePlume?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

(shakes head)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T HELP IT IT’S AN ADDICTION

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll have YOUR Red Delicious.

I love ’em.
Tart and crunchy , what are you all bitching about NOW?

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather do Triscuit or whatever her daughters name is

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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bristol? That's the one you must, by law, mean.

Not a great name-giver. And how unbelievably cruel to name her youngest son after a class he will never have to take.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

She really named her youngest son Sex Ed?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh....

My joke was evil + horrible. Yours was (evil + horrible) ^2.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the quadratic witticism.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I sure hope he doesn’t mean Piper…

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im not Walrusman

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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Is that really her name)

Thats cruel

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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her name is not Walrusman, no.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one of the underage ones, yes.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d never name my daughter WalrusMan

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about your son?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gun I'd Like to Fire?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so fast.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update from Denver

Tied 2-2, top of the 7th.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate to admit it

but I am a fan of Ubaldo Jiminez. Loved the way he’s progressed from great stuff, no command a couple years ago to the quality pitcher he is today.

by snafu on Sep 2, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus...he kinda looks like Obama, so he's got that going for him

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Sep 2, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

does Ubaldo believe in his change?

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by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Limerick inspired by tonight's game...

Giants got ex-Dodger Brad Penny;
One hundred grand they had to spenny;
He took the dirt hill,
Shut down the Champ Phils,
Now all in San Fran are his frenny!

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Sep 2, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Limerick version 2.0

The Giants got ex-Dodger Penny;
One hundred grand they had to spendy;
He took the dirt hill,
Shut down the champ Phils,
Now all in San Fran are his friendy!

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Sep 2, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty good

We are his Frenny at least for 4 more days.

by jonesin25 on Sep 2, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Fran?

Repent, for you have sinned.

^^^

Ignore, please.

by El Person on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he did this in a hitter’s park against one of baseball’s elite offenses. That way we won’t have to hear about the AL being OMG better than the NL

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

From what I understand, their O has really been struggling as of late.

/doesn’t watch many Philly games

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by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but doesn't this prove the AL looks better than the NL?

Penny sucked it up in the AL and then shut down an elite NL team. Doesn’t look good for the NL from my point of view.

by jonesin25 on Sep 2, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has been proven for a while now.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 2, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What clothes are they wearing?

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito was good in 2006 in the AL, then he was sucky in 2007 and 2008 in the NL. Therefore, the NL is better than the AL.

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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The AL is better.

Give it up, people.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 3, 2009 4:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

The AL has less teams and both the Yankees and Red Sox.

If you remove the Nationals and the Padres from the NL, it is not really worse than the AL.

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention the lineups consist of 9 actual hitters. If the NL had the stupid DH rule, Bonds would have 800 HR and counting right now

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by say hey nation on Sep 3, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

From KeithLaw tweet last night
Brad Penny just shut out one of the best lineups in the NL for eight innings. #theAAAAleague

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was agreeing with you the AL/NL comparisons get out of hand. Yes the AL scores more runs, but they also have 9 batters hitting and have a shit ton of batters park

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by say hey nation on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just found that tweet funny and that was the most convenient place to place it!

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That isnt Law

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Irrelevant.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously the AL is better – probably a lot better – but otherwise intelligent people flipping their shit about Penny pitching a good game are being intentionally obtuse. People like Keith Law should KNOW that Penny wasn’t as bad as his stats in Boston said he was. 8 shutout innings, of course, is really something but it shouldn’t come as that much of a shock if he pitches better for the Giants than he did in Boston and not just because of the league difference.

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I get that, but I keep on seeing all kind of weird arguments for why it’s not true. It’s usually either just some sarcastic “HEH BUT THE AL IS BETTER”, as if saying it like that makes it any less true, or all kind of random facts like the fact that they have a DH, which is probably just a disadvantage in inter-league games, or the fact that the teams are richer/that the AL has the Yankees/Red Sox, which is really just a possible explanation for why the AL is better, not an argument for why it’s not.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the AL is better, but I don’t think its that simple. I would be interested in seeing park factors compared between leagues. I know this isn’t going to work b/c not all NL teams play at all AL teams and vice versa but it would be nice to see what a hitters park in the AL would play like in the NL. Or a NL pitchers park play like in the AL

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by say hey nation on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again, irrelevant. It shouldn’t affect league-play in any way.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 3, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do think, in the end, as NL fans, it just gets kind of irritating to see people constantly being like NLOL or AAAA LEAGUE! I mean, is it really that big a deal if the NL is weaker than the AL? It’s not as though every NL team that has played in the World Series the last few years has been utterly embarrassed. (I know it’s a small sample size of games, but if you listen to the way some of the biggest NLOL proponents talk, the NL team should be blown out in every game.) I just don’t get why some analysts seem to be personally offended that the NL is weaker than the AL.

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

03- NL
04- AL
05- AL
06- NL
07- AL
08- NL

last 6 years, the WS is 50/50. Go back to 01, and it’s still 50/50. IDK what the fuck people’s deal is on this, since the WS is the only thing that really matters. An AL team gets, what, AT LEAST 320 ABs from “not the pitcher” every year, and probably more? That’s not even a fair comparison to make IMO.

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by bondslegend on Sep 3, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing that matters??!?!?
ha!
The AL has won the All-Star Game every year for the last 82.5 years: therefore, the AL is better. Case closed.

.

If we’re lucky it got closed around Selig’s neck…but I digress…

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The AL is better.

It is.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 3, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

An AL team gets, what, AT LEAST 320 ABs from "not the pitcher" every year, and probably more? That’s not even a fair comparison to make IMO.

Irrelevant!

Why in the world would that give the AL a significant advantage in interleauge play? It’s much harder to get a DH to play defense than it is to get a position player to play DH.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 3, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it isn't

Go back to 01 and the NL leads 4-3. 2002 never happened.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

The league that does not have the DH is better for that reason alone.

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by bgunn on Sep 3, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by ResDog on Sep 3, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was addressing the logic, not the conclusion.

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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

So…JT Snow just said that “[Brad Penny] faced 28 batters. That’s uh, only 4 over the minimum”

/facepalm

by TGOH on Sep 2, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It actually is for 8 IP

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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it had been a home game, he would be right.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

why the facepalm, that makes perfect sense

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Sep 2, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well had he pitched nine innings that would be /facepalm.

<_< My bad. I was thinking he tossed a complete game for some reason.

by TGOH on Sep 2, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, plus it seems like something JT might say

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Sep 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, this is the wackiest message board community ever.

So many fan comments on the Giants boards go over my head. What is a /facepalm?

by jonesin25 on Sep 2, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s putting one’s face in one’s palm dejectedly to indicate depression, frustration, or resignation at a miserable fate.

You know, like watching the Giants make three outs on four pitches in an inning against a AAAA pitcher.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A tad bit of irony there

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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why but the Riker facepalm has me giggling something fierce.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright got it.

You guys are good at what you do, lol.

by jonesin25 on Sep 3, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't feel bad.

I only understand about 25% of what goes on here (on a good night).

by Jakespaar on Sep 3, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

And then there are those really vague people

putting up stuff that you just go “WTF , dude…”

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I really do that all that often? :-(

by Jakespaar on Sep 3, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh geez

Schilling interested in Kennedy’s seat

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4440905

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

And he’s a jackass.

The beauty of this comment is that I can say it no matter what you said about Schilling.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the Democratic MA will vote for him.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never know………

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curt Schilling isn't the type of Republican who can win in Massachusetts.

I believe Jim Bunning is the only big league baseball player ever to go into politics.

^^^

Ignore, please.

by El Person on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

technically Schilling is an independent, not a Republican, though he did campaign for Bush and McCain, so he might as well be one. But, he should probably run for school board or city council or the House first before trying to become a Senator. Of course, he could just get kicked out of Harvard for cheating….

Also, Mario Cuomo didn’t play major league baseball, but he did briefly play in the Pirates system.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arnold didn’t start small. When you already have the name recognition I guess you can skip a few levels.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ALL about the name recognition.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

have you lived in MA?

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by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No but I doubt they would vote for a conservative like Schilling.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

all he has to say is Blood. Sock. World. Series. Eighty-Six(whatever it was). Years.

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by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Test the sock.

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the words of Mike Krukow “Curt Schilling is a horses ass”

Grab Some Pine Meat!

by Gobroks on Sep 2, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if he’d said that Schilling had donated everything he had to some charity, then gave some stranger his kidney?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d be a charitable jackass, but he’d still be a jackass.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

 He’s not a jackass—he’s a horse’s ass. Kruk said so.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he was drunk when he said it.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, he's an ass

and if he donated to charity all of someone else’s belongings, then he’d definitely be a good fit for the Senate

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

did he quit playing EQ2?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ughh I hate the rockies

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by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

For those outside the SF and Philly areas

Thursday night’s game will be on MLB Network (with your broadcasters Bob Costas and Jim Kaat).

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid blackout

i just realized i can watch ANY game on mlb.tv (just never have wanted to watch a non-giants one) but i’m in brooklyn and they blacked it out… now off to find a bar to watch the end of the game.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Sep 2, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

which game?

Mets are on cable if you have it.

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 2, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.tv lets you watched archives of blackout games. I just found this out a few weeks ago.

What part of Brooklyn are you in? I moved to Flatbush almost a year ago… and will be moving back to Manhattan when my lease is up.

by sakbaum on Sep 3, 2009 5:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Hernandez

having to read promo for tomorrow’s game: “Tune in tomorrow to see Pat Misch’s second start for the Mets…”

Sure nice to hear that from someone other than Kruk/Kuip/etc.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I definitely read this as “having to read porno”

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

Jporny not here tonight

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must Misch!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like

Brad has pitched himself into a spot at Pablo and Benjy’s buffet table. way to go!

by MondoPoles on Sep 2, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yorvit

drag bunt foul
K swinging
nice

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ubaldo almost got thrown out from right lol

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Jimenez got a hit to right field and Franceur tried to throw him out at first.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Chron live is good

I hope this gets ratings because its very intelligent sports talk.

by Docter419 on Sep 2, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

sarchasm?

If I turn the channel and frickin Rick Astley is singing on that show I’m going to be veryyyy unhappy

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Astley > Ray Ratto

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barely.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much Ray Ratto and Tim Kawakami, though.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much Kawakami

Other than that, I like the show.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would win a Nathan's hot dog eating contest?

A) Bengie Molina
B) Pablo Sandoval
C) Brad Penny
D) Prince Fielder
E) Tyler Walker

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Sep 2, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah...Prince doesn't eat meat, right?

Guess it would be tofu hot dogs for him then.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Sep 2, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fielder says he’s a vegetarian.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he give up a year or two ago? Or am I imagining things?

by sakbaum on Sep 3, 2009 5:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He stopped eating meat before last season. Haven’t heard anything about him going back

by m34josh on Sep 3, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO SHINJO!

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Sep 2, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich “El Guapo” Garces

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always bet on the skinny guy. I don’t know who that is in this case.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat puts pressure on the stomach, actually restricting how much one can eat.

Of course, this only matters when you’re trying to eat more than, like three or so pounds of food.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder

And it’s not even close.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chesnut

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Seth Smith

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently other teams are able to get him out

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL from Hard Knocks

RunPee.com

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Huge game in Miami

Braves 7, Marlins 7 in the 9th. Miami has no fans, so the Braves fans are a bit louder. The Braves have a SOS of .471 left for the year, so we probably want the Marlins to win this one and keep the Braves 3+ games out.

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by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

thinking about getting MLB.tv for the rest of the year

is the Premium (only $5 more than the regular) worth it? it’s only $20 now…

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Regular's fine

All you really need to do is watch the games, and that gets it done. Premium just adds a bunch of cool features that you don’t REALLY need.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

so the features i don't really need but are really cool

aren’t worth the extra $5? I guess that’s coo, I can just go pick up some choco tacos

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the damned DVR was more reliable.

I watched a number of games AFTER they happened…don’t know if you get that ability with just the regular.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

it looks like you get it

I think I’m going with the regular.

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's definitely worth it for September

comes out to about 50 cents a game

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just make sure that you only log on once.

If you do it too frequently in too short a time span they lock you out for an hour or so.
So get the porn out of the way beforehand.

Heh…porn…too frequently…friggin’ genius…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, great game. Meaningful. September. Baseball.

Heard it on the radio, though, woulda loved to see Posey in a Giants uni. Any pictures anywhere?

by Wonderboy26 on Sep 2, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Love from SI

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

and ESPN

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MAN THE PUNZ!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIS NAME IS PENNY

AND HE WAS PICKED UP AT A VERY LOW COST. PENNY IS BOTH HIS LAST NAME AND A COIN VALUED AT 1 CENT. NOW IF ONLY WE COULD THROW IN A “GIANT” PUN.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Sep 2, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My uncle was arrested for making Giant money.

About a quarter-inch too giant.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY MUSTA USED A LOT OF COPPER HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 HA HA HA.

FAT.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently raining in CO

still tied 2-2 in Mets’ 8th

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah just started to sprinkle…. Mets have a RISP

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

not anymore

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail

The Mets are not going to help.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good speech therapist can help them with that.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

zing

an industry joke!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luis Castillo is useless

There’s a big surprise

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Marlins walk off, giving us a bigger cushion vs. the Braves

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

yup, good stuff

the braves definitely worry me more than the marlins

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 2, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito was named as the Giants nominee for the 2009 Roberto Clemente award.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies have 2 in scoring position in the 8th

Tied 2-2.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

and the Mets

walking bases loaded with one out- Barmes up

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPEN BASE

also, preemptive “LOL Mets”

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup . , ,

that giant sucking sound you hear is the Mets bullpen.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Sep 2, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Giambi being announced as a pinch hitter for Barmes

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Base hit. Rockies take lead 4-2

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

offline throw home

lets Giambi shamble to second

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets...

19 times have walked or hit a batter to force in a run this year…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Well…. I’ve heard they have leadership issues.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANOTHER METS MASTERPIECE!

/kisses fingertips

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giambi singles in two RBI's

GAME

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lol the Mets are fucking worthless

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

you expect anything less?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pennant race axiom and corollary...

1. The Giants never get help from the Rockies.
2. The Giants never get help against the Rockies.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucks . . . .

What’ll this be, win number 14 for Jimenez?

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Sep 2, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Torrealba base hit, another run

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Mets after a hit by Torrealba

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ SI article

Key players for playoff contenders

Check out the paragraph on the Giants. So sad.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 2, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

As of now, the Giants’ offense consists of Pablo Sandoval (.333/.383/.563 on the season, .355/.419/.591 in August) and a prayer.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Rowand seemed about a billion times worse than .276/.330/.437 in August.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stats can be so misleading sometimes

lolol

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't know if anyone discussed here...

but Baggs today or yesterday noted Giants batters average 3.58 pitches per AB.

That’s incomprehensibly bad.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if there’s some sort of sabermetric graph that translates pitches per AB into expected runs?

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about expected runs, but ...

I know that several years ago (10? more?) I saw a chart that purported to show correlation between higher #P/PA and OPS. Put those two tables side by side and you really see that the players in the top group of one are top of the other, and the middles, and the bottoms.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense. I was just thinking about a simple, “work the count, you hacking tool” graph along the lines of x=P/PA over y=R. Maybe that would sink in?

Penny’s 8 pitch strikeout tonight was huge, in that it led to Torres’ 9 pitch single and the Giants’ first run. It also gassed Happ for the following inning, when we got 3 more. Why can’t our hitters work a count like that more often?

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I've been on board for a decade.

Cost the other team more pitches, bitches. It is smart for all kinds of reasons, individual and collective. Sigh.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny thing...

I’ve been watching baseball for 40 years, and mgrs. have always said “the walks killed us.”

But they still don’t say “our walks killed them.”

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wry Sabertooth is wry.

True. And a great point. They should honor walks as much as hits in their post-game cliche festivals.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another graph idea...

OPS/BB vs OPS/BIP.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

neat.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 3, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

#P/PA and OPS are going to have an obvious correlation due to walks. More interesting to me is whether AVG, or isoSLG increase with increase #P/PA. I would guess that they do.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 3, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

anyone ever seen this video? pretty funny.

http://failblog.org/2008/05/28/fail-videos/

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 2, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That made me LOL a few times

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought the steeplechase was a pretty stupid event, but I guess it is good for the lulz.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stokes blows

Wild pitch, walk. Rockies have loaded up the bases AGAIN.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 Dbags over LOLgers

They are booing after a homer just was given up

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn the Mets suck.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Truth

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

K-Rod in for the Mets

This way, they only lose by 3 instead of 6.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Sam and Goofus agree:

Brad Penny is a bad motherf*cker

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Shut your mouths!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies win 5-2

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Not even a save by Huston Street. Morales got it.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Street

has bicep tendonitis-out for a week according to baseball tonight

Grab Some Pine Meat!

by Gobroks on Sep 2, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT but . . .

Just caught an advertisement on the Dodgers’ broadcast for the Clippers boosting “Clippers Nation”. WTF? The Raiders are beyond awful but they still have a Nation (in geography and population). Where and who is in Clippers Nation? Some displaced San Diegan?

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Sep 2, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BLAKE GRIFFIN!!!!!! cmon dude, are you kidding? they’re gonna be sick with Griffin… haha, Clippers are a joke… and this is coming from a warriors fan

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Clippers Township" focus grouped poorly.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clippers fans are more like an apartment. There are only about 4 of them.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Clippers

They play in an arena with Purple seats and Lakers banners hanging in the rafters. I really think they should move them down to the Honda Center in Anaheim to get more of an OC fanbase going. I usually go see a few Clippers games a year (when they play the Warriors, Cavs other good teams in town) The tickets are a lot more affordable than Laker tickets and it’s less crowded.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 3, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t the Malcolm in the Middle kid a Clipper fan?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 3, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Frankie Muniz, Billy Crystal, and Michael Clarke Duncan are all Clipper fans.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 3, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow they have 3 fans! Last I checked it was only 2

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 3, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

and the warriors have…. ummmmm Alba! wait! ummm

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 3, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore with Alba since Davis went to LA. Warriors have Ronnie Lott.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, great game to boost my spirits, just wrote a paper, i have 2 others to do by next wednesday, and i’m sick with the cold, i hope! Because swine flu has been going around pretty good around our school here in Ohio. I got asked to go out tonight for a pub crawl, and i was so tempted to just go out, but now i’m here talking to you all here, and playing madden, i feel like such an ass. But i guess staying in is good, whatever helps my cold. But there were some good lookin ladies that asked us all to play beer pong at their apartment and i turned it down to do this, right decision?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

College lasts forever. You can play beer pong with coeds after you graduate. Right? RIGHT?!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 2, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, tomorrow? I hope to see The Cool Kids, since they’re playing here, but i’ll be drinking tomorrow night for sure, but dude, i’ve seen everything, and done the 3 way makeout which was fun with some cute girls

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Definitely go see The Cool Kids. This is coming from a 25 year old guy, who remembers those times like they were yesterday…. It is only Wednesday. Just sayin.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 2, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice dude, plus i got basically a year left, cool kids are pretty damn cool

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking back on college I was too concerned with my GPA

and should have focused more on my OBP…

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 2, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

For real buddy, i’m a senior now, and kinda realized that all i really have to do is relax and get shit done earlier so i can party later

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

horrible decision

beer pong + good lookin ladies = good times

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

they live across the street, plus they invited us for a party friday

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

still, you should have gone

lay your bases and you are in like Flynn on friday

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, i like that! not too sure my woman would be too happy bout that tho

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA! yea but there aint nothing wrong with flirtin

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

no but you can do that on friday

lol

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the way you think buddy!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not your buddy, pal

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your pal, dude

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your dude, amigo

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your amigo, friend

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your friend, guy

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your bro, ami

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

que? not your ami, baby

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your baby, honey

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm… not your honey, sweety

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your sweety, crony

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha wut???? i’m not ur effing crony, doll

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your doll, chum

/running out of synonyms for friend

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, dude, i think we’ve used em all, this was pretty good though!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you forgot peeps, homies.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not your chum, peep

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your peep, homie

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not your homie, buster

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your buster, vato

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice! not your vato, sherlock

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your sherlock, ese

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god, people… stop padding your comment stats already!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, wait, yea, i’m outta ideas now… :(

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your ese, sport

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much longer can you guys go?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

all friggin night mate!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The correct answer was TWSS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your sport, dawg

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your dawg, fellow

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your fellow, compatriot

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your compatriot, confidant

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your confidant, comrade

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your comrade, ally

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your ally, G

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your Amy, playa

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your playa, acquaintance

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your acquaintance, associate

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your associate, chief

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your chief, lad

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your lad, champ

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your champ, hombre

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your hombre, chico

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your chico, amigo

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your champ, chap

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your chap, partner

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your partner, fella

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your fella, gangsta

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your gangsta, sir

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your sir, king

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your king, significant other

(wait…)

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your significant other, homeslice

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

"not your significant other"

whew!

Not your homeslice, cupcake

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not your cupcake, sugar

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your sugar, daddy-o

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your daddy-o, sexy………

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your sexy, apoplexy

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your apoplexy?? Junior!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your Junior, Senor

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

not ur senor, padre

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your padre, dude

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your dude (used already, but whatever), companion

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your companion, bub

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your mum, sidekick

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your sidekick, hero

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your hero, minion.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOO, i got to go to sleeeeeeeep, people are gonna love the fact i’m heading out, but lastly, not your minion, muffin

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not your muffin, cakester

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 2, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

not ur cakester, crabtree!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your crabtree, villain

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get up, Rock

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because you’re full doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like your wisdom! just like everyone’s here! basically, go out and play

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

alcohol kills germs

aren’t you taking biology?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait…. THATS RIGHT!!!! shit!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re going to drink any alcohol while sick, try a hot brandy.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahem, microbiology

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

also known as how to make beer

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s pretty sick, i hate being sick though, :(

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm playing Wii Baseball

And I can’t resist the urge at swinging outside the strike zone. I think I’m infected with Giants batting “strategy”.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Most of my hits are home runs, so yes.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I have never EVER taken a walk in this game.

Basically, this team is full of Bengies,

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t played a baseball game since MVP Baseball 05, but I have never found it easy to take a walk in one.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 2, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I managed to draw a few walks a game in MLB 2008 for awhile. Then I’d get impatient and swing at everything again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the computers fault

They ALWAYS throw strikes on any 3 ball counts. How can I take a walk if they keep throwing strikes?

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS IT! Every team but the Giants has robot pitchers! Thats why we won’t walk!

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLGERS

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

just can't shake those iRockies

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, so due to AT&T’s incompetence, I’ve been without internet all freakin’ day. But hey, Brad Penny guys. That was cool!

by deuce deuce on Sep 2, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

yea, but the iphone is cool

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an iPhone, and it was my only internet connection from about 11am until about 15 minutes ago. But I wasn’t about to start posting on McC with it; It would probably explode due to the sizes of the threads.

by deuce deuce on Sep 2, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, didn’t know it couldnt do that much, my buddy has an iphone and all he does is shove it my face and make me jealous… i got a blackberry, so i’m content

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just bought my dad a BlackBerry Bold and it’s pretty damn sweet.

by deuce deuce on Sep 2, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea dude, the blackberry is pretty cool, i mean, the iphone looks pretty damn sweet, especially with the apps and all, but i got verizon, but at least you had some sort of internet

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he out-tomko’d tomko!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK...

…so the Penny thing worked out pretty good for the first time out…perhaps this is why I don’t run a baseball team

by HawkInExile on Sep 2, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

me too (sheepishly)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Ought to know what I liar I am
“Ought to know me by now
Don’t curse me for my nature
Don’t blast me for my wrongs
Just a brad penny
I always come back to you
Just a brad penny "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSivVYwKwZc

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 2, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Sunday Night Baseball is..Padres v. Dodgers…Well done ESPN

by DFAAurillia on Sep 2, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody on the east coast cares about the Bay Area, it’s all about LA, everytime i bring up where i’m from out here in Ohio, they think LA

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

these are the people

you see shivering in the fog in June when they visit

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

for real dude, they seriously think when i say i’m from SF, it’s like 20 mins from LA

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I first went to NY

I had an interesting discussion with two sports fans, one an ND grad and one a Michigan grad, in which they were utterly shocked that the “Cal” in NCAA scoreboards referred to the University of California, the one with all the labs and scientists and libraries and whatnot.

/facepalm

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously… i just don’t think people out here give a shit, but that’s like saying, “yo, ever heard of Miami University?” i’ve heard so many people say Miami, FL

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must admit

there is a little bit of skullduggery involved in Miami University, located in Oxford, Ohio.

I’ll take Oxford OH over Oxford MS as a location for a uni, of course.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wut

the girls in Oxford MS >>>>>> the girls in Oxford OH… but then again, you could be a girl which would make this point moot

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll back it up with a picture which i don’t even know how to put up…

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i respectfully disagree, homeboy

Ole Miss is usually ranked near the top for having the best looking campus:

http://www.popcrunch.com/hottest-student-bodies-the-50-best-colleges-ranked-by-looks-1-10/

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d put up a good picture, but the girls here are topless half the time

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

POIDH

:P

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

but for real dude, i agree with that, but this school has some fine honeys, and they’re all from Chicago too and the midwest

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I'm a girl

but you can pretty much have everything in Mississippi, as far as I’m concerned. Even both books in the library at Ole Miss.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit! you know Oxford, OH!!!!!! middle of nowhere though, lots of funny police beat stories every day which is fantastic, plus this school is pretty damn nice

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

they think that we’re some kind of exotic creatures out here

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, they think we smoke lots of weed too

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing that’s a stereotype!
/looks around…

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoke lots of what? I’m sure I’ve never seen anybody doing anything like whatever that is.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, yea for real, people out here just don’t even know, plus they like to think of us as hippies

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your antecedent confusion is confusing me.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, aww shit, now i’m confused! howd you do that

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m like David Blaine that way.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAGIC!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took my girl friend on a tour down the Haight and she was moderately surprised to see a pod of hippies eating mushrooms, dropping acid and basically asking strangers for a light in order to smoke their crack/weed pipes. She’s such a noob.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 3, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never even tried weed.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally home after a successful second class taught and…

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like Brad Penny. He gets ground balls for the San Francisco Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Worth every Penny

To every person crying about not getting offense, with Penny dealing, we have a rotation full of ace-caliber starters, and they will start to wear down the other team’s offense, each game, each series.

I’m feeling good about the Giants chances now.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"Let's go get them in 2009!" - The Kid
"He got his pitch; he did not miss it" - Cainer
"Kung Fu Panda don't get hurt" - Cainer

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Sep 2, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I think, at the very least, they’re going to be in it until the end.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The quality of the pitchers doesnt affect the offense

Im still going to complain

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does

if they keep having better quality AB than most of the position players

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was listening to yesterday’s game on the radio, thinking “Penny has better plate discipline than the rest of the team :-O”. He saw how many pitches? 9? 10? GEEZ!

by Jakespaar on Sep 3, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still would be nice to have an average offense.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be nice to have an only slightly below average offense…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mediocrity FTW!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think we’d have an average offense if, once freddy comes back, we play him at 2b, move uribe to SS, and play buster. not that bochy would ever do that though…

by sliderinthedirt on Sep 2, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no no

With Sanchez we are World Series favorites

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone photoshop this pic to make the faces Bengie, Penny, and Pablo

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Sep 2, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Moneypenny

MURS for President!!!!!!!

by jtoj on Sep 2, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I am 5

Mighty Putty Penny

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

where did the "U R 5" meme start?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, my memory has gone stale

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the guy who started bitching out people for referring to Billy Mays right after his death

went on a big ol’ rant and in that rant, he called people five years old.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

challenged them to fight in some comical location, I forget where.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was outside the stadium

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes it easier to win the fight!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you least expect it

SNEAK ATTACK!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The nail comes out next week”

“Well you can barely notice it”

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

his shirt was the greatest

“Guns don’t kill people, I kill people”

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god

We were having some random discussion about something or other and someone made a completely innocuous reference to Billy Mays.

ex-McCoven Mannybeatsfranny absolutely flips his shit and threatens to beat the guy up. There was some accusation of being a child in there somewhere.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was such an innocent comment I missed it completely

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think someone just said the name “Billy Mays”.

The funny thing is, there’s no way Billy Mays EVER would have become an MCC meme if he hadn’t flipped out like that. Now we get at least 10 comments about him a day!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR HEAVEN

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIKE RACKS

ME

YOU

RIGHT

NOW

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M 6’5 280, let’s do this! YOURE BUYING THE TIX TO THE NEXT GAME TOO BUDDY!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM NOT UR BUDDY PAL

U

ME

BIKE RACK OUTSIDE THE QUIZNOS IN KEIZER, OR

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’LL GET THE FIRST FLIGHT OUT TO PORTLAND, DUDE! U R DED DAWG

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR US AIRWAYS!!

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OVERPRICED SNACKS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR HEAVY LUGGAGE

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR HEAVY DRUG USAGE

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R ALL 5

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR U R ALL 5

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 YEAR OLDS HERE FOR BILLY MAYS

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ALL CAPS

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing they’re not here for WalrusMan

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

of course… can i borrow like, 300 bucks to fight you?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

still laughing

at LarsIs5

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

that is just wrong.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 by jporny

3 by the 3rd inning

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i deserved that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like that word, meme

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's funny

i can’t believe somebody would flip out like that over billy mays

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was MannybeatsFranny?

I remember him. i thought it was some random guy

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, that guy's not random enough?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

well I mean, i remember him and kind of liked him

I always thought it was like a new guy that did that

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he on here before?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so

he wasn’t just an AN troll, he had been around for a while IIRC

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had 32 MCC comments and then 24 comments at GSOM until he, apparently, got banned there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They toss out bans pretty frequently i think

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They kind of have to to keep that place from going completely off the rocker… it’s a hive of scum and villainy as it is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

over at GSOM someone mentioned Walter Cronkite and he went ballistic.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like Beabe Arthur, amirite?!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

urite alright

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

inorite!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure it was him and he got banned for the threats of physical violence

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hobbes lays down the law

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha ha

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww yeah, that's the stuff... mmmm

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

tanks

for the memories

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remeber it like it was Jul 21, 2009.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

what happened to microwave donut?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ive seen him around

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SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because, it really is a great name.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont get it

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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me either. nostocksjustbonds told me it was good though.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I need a snack. What’s in the freezer? OMG MICROWAVE DONUT

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he posted earlier today, iirc.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he posted the big Arnold muscle picture

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently, my being impressed with his name will forever be linked to Billy Mays….

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was pretty batshit insane out of nowhere, too. like Billy Mays was his uncle or something.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLDGERS

suck it russell martin grounds out to end the game

by sliderinthedirt on Sep 2, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Penny is good

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Dodgers lose FTW

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 2, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

God I hope Penny fucking kills the Dodgers when we face them.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are 5 games out of the division lead, 1 out of the WC; and our pitching has held the best offense in the NL to one run in 17 innings played in their bandbox park.

by campanari on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

and we are 1-1 in the series

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

with lincecum in our back pocket

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a good place for porcelain!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Different strokes…

by younghutch on Sep 3, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

But what are we in innings won?

by DFAAurillia on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’re up two innings!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLina

Molina said he plans to start Thursday’s series finale vs. the Phillies.

Molina added, “The only thing that I can say is that I have my chin up, always. I’ve done enough for this club for the past two, three years. I’ve helped many guys. I hold my ground. I don’t have anything to be ashamed of.”

Bondo then added, “Except for swinging at every single pitch he’s seen this year to spite management and Twitchy Lansford.”

by bondo on Sep 2, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

INSTA CURE!

Just add one Buster to clubhouse and stir.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

If only Richie’s toe could’ve gotten some of that

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Posey

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 3, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he pushes his injury to try and keep his job and just make it worse.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

gimme a break; that’s so lame

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

benjie’s a gamer

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

benjie’s a gamer gamy

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie, too.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Posey gets to start?

AWESOME

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL no, Garko of course.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we know who’s NOT winning the Willie Mac this year.

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’ll win the Whiny Mac, amirite?

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by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE LIKE WHINY MAC AND CHEESE YEAH?

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL URITE

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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Matt Cain wins it this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Matt Cain wins everything ever.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sign me up for this

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heather Holmes on KTVU-2 is lovely.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

she’s captain cook’s daugher—did you know that?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s john holmes daugher—did you know that?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evelyn Taft on KRON 4 is the reason I watch KRON 4 for weather

Though I hate to admit this, I would have loved to see Darya Folsom maybe 15 years ago.

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

True Story

About 15 years ago, I lived in Phoenix when she was a newscaster there. I remember he being very attractive. To be fair, I was only 11 though.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 for Evelyn Taft

about the only reason to watch KRON at all

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that Penny wears his socks up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain stopped that, didn’t he?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Cain and Zito both still do.

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain and Zito still do it, Sanchez sometimes does it, Tim rarely does anymore.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum likes the baggy look to cover up his actual ripped Adonis-ness. Of course, Spandex would be baggy on him…

--
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by shanghaijim on Sep 2, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a bong?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

flux capacitor?

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.21 gigawatts?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEAVY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vote Pedro!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can find the 89 game that was interrupted by the earthquake on itunes. Try searching “Baseball’s Best”

There are several other Giants games on itunes for purchase including Sanchez’s no no, RJ’s 300th, Bonds breaking records etc etc

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, but I’m looking for full playoff games

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the game progressed, catcher Eli Whiteside calmed Penny even further by collaborating smoothly with the right-hander.

“There’s not a guy who’s called a better game for me in my career,” said Penny, a 10-year veteran who improved to 9-4 lifetime against Philadelphia. “I’d grab a pitch that I’d want to throw and he’d throw [the sign for that pitch] down. We were on the same page. I didn’t have to shake [him off] a whole lot. That’s pretty impressive for never catching me.”

“That’s pretty nice to hear from a guy who’s been around awhile,” said Whiteside, the eight-year Minor League journeyman who has caught five shutouts in his 24 starts. “I’m not out there throwing the ball. He had a little part in that.”

MLB.com

by deuce deuce on Sep 2, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

And then they kissed.

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by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OTP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penny sure is kissing his share of ass

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside does call a good game though

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope Greyside gets the start tomorrow. Bengie + Pedro = Fail

by m34josh on Sep 3, 2009 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

May as well. He’s joining a team late in the season, and I’m sure he’d like to fit in. I approve.

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by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh its working, I like him already

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he keeps pitching well and throws in a few choice Dodger-hating comments, he could become a fan favorite real quick

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

If he pitches two good games against the Bums, he could achieve Giants folk legend status

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

42,001.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He certainly already knows the right way to endear himself to the fanbase

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

PENNY PANDER

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the wealthy industrialist?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, he really does have more of a logical reason to be pissed at the Dodgers than anyone else.

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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aside from the Giants fan base, right?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. And I hate that guy. I’ve been referring to this as the fat Dodger bastard rehabilitation project.
Hating the Dodgers and then beating the Phillies will go a long way I guess…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

there must be some pun involving pennies and asses here

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stick a penny up your ass for luck.

I’m pretty sure that’s what you were looking for.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it’s better than the alternative

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s awesome though. Says a lot about Whiteside, as well as Bengie. I enjoy the Giants success with Bengie hurt on the bench.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope you enjoyed it, Penny. You’re getting Bengie next time.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penny is angling for his own private catcher...

But Zito is warning him he shouldn’t get his hopes up, he’s already tried.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alyssa Milano reference!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

2010

Posey starter with Whiteside as the backup?

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as whiteside has exceeded expectations, I would prefer a new backup next year

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure that I really would prefer a different backup, but I’m virtually certain they’ll pick up a decent backup catcher somewhere in case Posey really struggles. Also, whoever it is might have to start the season as the starter (maybe for 2-3 months), so you want somebody who can at least hit a little.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you bring Posey up to sit on the bench when the only thing he lacks is experience catching professional games?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

what else was he gonna do dude? Every minor league season is pretty much over

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoever it is might have to start the season as the starter (maybe for 2-3 months)

Will it still be over next year? I was reacting to the suggestion that he would be sitting on the bench next year. Also, there’s the Arizona Fall league.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhhh, my bad buddy, didn’t realize you were quoting that, in my opinion, he’ll play a few this year

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It might be that I’m a bit defensive as I think I’m seriously in the minority regarding Gerald.
I think that at his main requirement for development at this point is experience (primarily defensively), and the only way bringing him up this early in his pro career makes any sense is if he is playing every day, or at least very often.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, like anybody in any sport, wouldnt you imagine that playing a game would help you develop rather than sitting on the sidelines? At the same token, i want to just say that Eli as a catcher has been pretty damn good, but with Posey, yea, he provides a pinch hitter, another catcher, and a pinch runner

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everything is magnified in a playoff push, and if Posey makes one rookie mistake, the press will be all over Bochy for putting a rookie in that situation. Not to mention if he hits .190 Kawakami will coin him the next Todd Linden!

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, and yea the press will be all over Bochy’s ass for this. I would like to see Posey not for the simple fact of him being one of our best prospects, but just because you never know what he might provide to this team

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo's success aside

I was not hot on the idea of skipping AA for him- or anyone really. I’m glad he hit .300 in Fresno, but then that’s not a very elite category.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not uncommon for elite position prospects to skip Eastern League. It’s a notorious pitcher’s league and causes players to develop bad habits in their swing in order to compensate.

Same goes for PCL and pitchers.

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

so basically it was the right call to bring Posey up to the PCL and now to the big leagues

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

In my opinion, yes. Bumgarner also may never see PCL or have a really really short stint there.

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea, and i’m perfect with that, that’s what the giants did with Waldis just recently

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes on the first, I’m skeptical of the second. If he is not getting regular playing time, bringing him up to the bigs is detrimental to his development. It may be necessary (which I don’t concede), but still detrimental.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i see what you’re saying, I truly think that Posey will play a few games, but like you said, consistency helps a ton, and what’s weird is that not many people anymore are talking about the Ishikawa Garko platoon, where neither is getting consistency. Fact is, they’re both doing fine, and plus getting like 2 starts or 3 starts in a row?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are at different positions and different points in their careers… Ishikawa has started almost as many MLB games as Posey has MiLB games, in addition to his Minor League experience. I’m probably being overly conservative, but I would like to see around 150 MiLB games for any catcher before being expected to function at the MLB level.
I do think he can probably hit at any level (with some adjustment period perhaps).

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

no no, yea i know that, i was just making a point at how many people here were not happy that Ishikawa and Richie were being platooned, and now it’s not a problem… But yea, catcher is by far one of the most important positions on the field, and with Posey, a kid who’s only played a year of minor league baseball, let’s just see what we have with him. I’m not for just screwing around with him at all though

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I did not know this line of thought

because… there have been no elite position prospects to skip! Although I am not convinced that Fresno does much to develop good hitter habits, either.

This would have explained a lot when everyone was so disappointed by the continual FresnoLOL prospects that dragged through with the "he batted .300 in Fresno They were just filling out spots anyway a la Guzman, Downs, et. al. ad infinitum.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um, I was suggesting that Posey might start next year in the minors, and therefore someone else would be the starter in the majors. I think there is zero chance they’ll bring him up to be the backup next year, even though that seems to be the plan this year.

by taliesin on Sep 3, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

It makes so much more sense when read that way…
But why start the arb clock on so young of a player just to be a backup? (that’s really a rhetorical question directed at the Ginants Brasz) Steve Holm can ride the pine with the best of them.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

But why start the arb clock on so young of a player just to be a backup?

I have no idea.

The best explanation that I can come up with is that they were going to have to add a catcher to the 40-man, and Posey was inevitably added next year anyway. So if they added Jacks or Holm now, they’d likely have to DFA them when they eventually wanted to add Posey. So why not just add Posey to the 40-man now (since he’s better than the other two guys anyway)? He’ll shake off some jitters and maybe he’ll even help the team. The downside is that if he’s not going to start next year in the majors, in order to avoid the whole Super 2 thing, they’ll have to bring him up a month later next year than they otherwise would have.

by taliesin on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I really don’t get why they’re calling Buster up if they’re not going to play him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

do we really know if they’re going to play him or not?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, but indications are that he probably won’t get very much PT. Starting his arb clock early so he can sit on the bench just doesn’t seem like a very good use of resources (unless they’re going to sign him to a long-term deal this offseason.)

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s likely, overall, i’m happy with what’s going on, i know it’s different with what the White Sox did with Beckham since they play two different positions, but is anyone giving them crap for bringing him up?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

But the White Sox called Beckham up and played him everyday…

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen >>>>>>> Bochy

by younghutch on Sep 3, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right, i know that, so wouldn’t the giants be doing that starting next April?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they do, I’d be pleased (as long as they signed him to a long-term deal), but I’m not really sure that’s going to be the case. And if they don’t want him to start right away, then all they’re doing by calling him up this season is delaying when they can call him up next year arbitration-clock wise.

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, i’m not all into the arbitration thing, i dont understand it period. But you’re right, i dont agree with them calling him up to not play next spring, then it wouldn’t make any sense at all. My honest guess, he’ll play a few this month, and then play next year.

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs put the quote in this context:

“There’s not a guy who’s called a better game for me in my career,” said Penny, who has thrown to Jason Varitek, Ivan Rodriguez and Russell Martin, among others. “I didn’t have to shake a whole lot. It’s pretty impressive.”

To that, I just want to say SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Russell J. Martin

by nataku on Sep 3, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see that the Jazz Hands were on display tonight!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe’s contributions were anticipated by Rowand, who witnessed similar deeds when both played for the Chicago White Sox.

“I knew he was going to be a big part of this team,” Rowand said. “Obviously, as it turns out, he has.”

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 2, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scottstradamus!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I knew I was going to swing at every slider in the dirt this season," Rowand said. "Obviously, as it turns out, I have."

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Explain, please?

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the Penny Lover Album! Too obscure?

Not a pig.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 2, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It went way over my head

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but don't let obscurity dissuade you from posting.

Now that you mention the song title, I get it.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you were the brains behind the operation, of course

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by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, but

yours was way better. Less confusing at this late hour.

Not a pig.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 2, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

I actually saw him live in ‘85. My mom drove a me and a friend to the concert! The highlight was him doing the Endless Love duet with Diana Ross (who wasn’t there but pre-recorded on the jumbotron). Who were you listening to in ’85?

Not a pig.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, by 1985, I had made the complete and total jump to Prince and all his proteges.

But in 1983-84, I couldn’t escape Lionel Richie. Didn’t really try, either.

Wow— that’s the most shameful thing I’ve confessed to someone I don’t know at all.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mayor was ready to party like it’s 1999

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still am, my man. Still am.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who isn’t, really? Isn’t it the 25th anniversary of Purple Rain? FYI: I was 6 when this album came out.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I think it dropped in April of 1984.

Still probably my favorite album.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

no shame!

Richie was hard to escape in those years.

1985=Purple Rain. I played that album a million times.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie was hard to escape in those years.

He’s hard to escape now- the Giants have been trying all season!

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"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA LIONEL RICHIE!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOO

What would the Athletics play to their fan after they win a home game?

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"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the A’s play Kool & the Gang when they win.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

fail

I mixed up the 80s AC acts… good thing I’m not programming songs for KOIT

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha!

Prince was the coolest.

Not a pig.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Still my favorite.

His recent stuff is quite hit or miss, but his great music over the last 28 years is just great stuff. Heavy rotation on my iPod.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cream

sha doobe bop.

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That's in the "Gee, didn't quite make it onto my iPod" category.

Also from that album was some song about strolling in the park. Yuk.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents were rockers

We didn’t get to listen to anything like Lionel Richie when I was young, it took me years to ever hear and like one of his songs. In 1985 it was Van Halen, Boston, Def Leppard, Poison, etc.

by paboperfecto on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you gotta just post Lionel Richie albums, I guess

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

just back from the game...

1. That’s a really great park in Philly, I think. I liked it a LOT better than Citi Field.

2. Picked up some amazing and not-cheap seats really close behind the visitors’ dugout so as to have a great view of Timmy Penny. Obviously I am no longer bummed out that it ended up being Penny.

3. I had a Choco Taco purchased from a vending machine at a rest stop on the NJ Turnpike heading back to NYC in honor of Tim’s start tomorrow.

Awesome game.

by sularz on Sep 2, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

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by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoo!

I still haven’t found a Choco Taco anywhere.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they sell choco tacos at the Pilot on I-5 near my house

I bought one the other day and I got it saved for Timmy’s start tomorrow

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by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go check some gas stations or something. They do not have them at Shell, but there’s still Chevron, Arco and 76 to try.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a 7-11 near you?

I have seen them in a few of those.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither 7-11 near me has them :(

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cruelly, the 7-11 near my gym has them.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you in the city? If i track one down i’ll let you know. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen them at blockbuster on Sloat

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought someone said

the 7-11 at 280/Serra has them…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

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by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

liquor store at the corner of 24th and Valencia has them

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 3, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can have one for desert after chesseSteaking at Phat Phillies.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 3, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice find

A 40 of Olde English and a ChocoTaco frozen dessert cream-derived product.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m across the GG Bridge in Marin. I feel like they’d be easier to find in the city

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try a blockbuster. It might just be a thing they do. I’ve heard others say they have seen them there.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I’ve seen them at ice cream trucks, but I haven’t actually seen an ice cream truck since I was like 15.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, whats up with that. I never see any in the City.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I could go creepily hang out at a Middle School or the pool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

now now

try a bicycle ice cream guy in the Mission…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, they’re crack dealers.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 3, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

the list of ingredients

was amusing. It starts off with reduced fat ice cream, then nonfat milk, followed by corn syrup (x3), sugar (x4), hfcs (x2) and maltodextrin (once).

by boogalou on Sep 3, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeeeeeeet

quite literally. Did they manage to put any cocoa in it? Or did they stick with delicious “artificial flavoring”?

I just hope Tim doesn’t grow a third eye.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

(waiting, waiting…)

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES THE TRUTH COMES OUT

I’M WALRUSMAN’S SOCK PUPPET

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

EW

I don’t want to know what he does with his sock puppet

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY KIDS, PUPPET SHOW!

{SIRENS}

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll bite

Walrusman sells chocotacos?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I guess it’ll have to do

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 3, 2009 4:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s more like he “gives them away”…so to speak.

by younghutch on Sep 3, 2009 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was a fanshot awhile back with some ChocoTaco locations.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This link has a locator on it, but when you enter your zip it just says it’s an ‘impulse item’

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

Make your own

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t look quite as good as the real one, but it still looks pretty good.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just go to a gas stop somewhere on I-5.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many pictures do you have of yourself depicting common themes on here. ie Choco Taco and Face Palm?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

NTM failbeard!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

no pants on during this one either?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually I guess I should ask…do you even own pants?

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by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have one.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

One pant? So like half a pants?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a picture of me and my cat.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great cat.

Looks much like mine. (Pretty much a redundant statement whenever someone says “great cat/dog/fish”)

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, this picture is terrible. I just took it. lol

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solid cat

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that from the next Metal Gear Solid?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cat wasn’t exactly stoked to be woke up to have it’s picture taken.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My failbeard is even more of a fail than yours is

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHAPS??

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha I’m cracking up right now

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by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If all the Bothans hadn’t died a long, long time ago, I might have had this one.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Mon Mothma sobs loudly

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY BEST FRIEND IS A BOTHAN DUDE!

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many Bothans died

to bring you this processed frozen dessert product (may contain cream)

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by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEET ME BEHIND THE SHEILD GENERATOR

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR DEAD BOTHANS

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEET ME AT SAN FRANCISCO STREET IN 10 MINUTES I WILL FIGHT YOU

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LIVE IN OREGON NO WAY I MAKE TO THERE IN 10 MINUTES

GIVE ME 2 DAYS AT LEAST TO PREPARE AND MAKE A MONTAGE

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALM DOWN GUYS PERHAPS YOU CAN SETTLE THIS OVER DINNER OR A CUP OF COFFEE??

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMETIMES I HAVE TROUBLE CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF MY OWN VOICE. I DON’T MEAN TO YELL RIGHT NOW I JUST CAN’T HELP IT

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by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I APOLOGIZE, I READ A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY TOO MANY TIMES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. My favorite book.

FAITH AND PRAYER – THEY WORK. THEY REALLY DO.

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S OKAY I UNDERSTAND

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 YEAR OLDS DON'T DRINK COFFEE

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he has pants on in this one, at least

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This comment made me laugh

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man that superwonderful t-shirt is awesome

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it though?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

trying to pee in woods, upset that you haven’t been able to in days?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a picture of me with a scarf on my head.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That definitely is a scarf on your head

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by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea why you posted this, so here is a picture of me with a large beer in a silly hat

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I don’t see a hat on that beer.

by paboperfecto on Sep 3, 2009 6:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

my first thought

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That was the lamest Metal Gear Solid game of the franchise.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re ever in the Richmond District in SF, go to Walgreen’s on 17th and Geary. They have them.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounded like fun until
vending machine at a rest stop on the NJ Turnpike

I was pretty jealous until you got to that part.

Did you take pictures? Always interesting to hear a ballpark review, especially if you can compare to Citi (or Shea).

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike...

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They've all come to look for America

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Driving across the turnpike was one of the worst few hours of my life. Oh, what a hell-hole that part of the country is

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love it when you can say it

and then it actually happens

Timmy is my Man-crush

by Fan from Sac on Sep 2, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants are collecting ex-boyfriends of Alyssa Milano, they will have to sign Carl Pavano and Suck it Martin.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh noes!!!! The prophesy would come true!!!!
/runs around screaming in terror

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 5:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats to Grant

I bet those yellow teeth ads are really paying off now.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Are these unique visitors? If not, imagine if we had to hit refresh all the time.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL October 08

It’s almost like no one wanted to talk about the Giants then, or analyze failboats

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man this place was so much cooler before it got popular /snob

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

(kidding)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Grant before he was cool

Wait, what’s that you say?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not cool anymore. Way too mainstream. Dude sold out.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pssh

You weren’t even here back in the day, man. I’ll bet you don’t even know about Point and Counterpoint’s relationship. You kids nowadays.

/dismissive hand-waving motion

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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pulls up a chair

Tell us Grammpa!

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

let the noobs eat cake

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Grant’s early stuff. He’s sold out.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it better when I was waiting for boof :(

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, 2 days into september, we already have 1/4 of the visits we had all of last september.
BUSTER POSEY

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call it a premonition

But right after that DInger by Uribe, I totally thought about Tulo and that other Rocie that wacked back to backs and knew that Rowand was gonna go yard with his at -bat

It was awesome

Timmy is my Man-crush

by Fan from Sac on Sep 2, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

the man they call rectum face

Don’t know if this has been pointed out before, but he really looks like muddy mudskipper to me

by station on Sep 2, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I can see it

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see it =(

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks like every jackass bully/jock that i ever went to school with.

big chin sticking out a foot past his mouth, and looks pissed for being born

Timmy is my Man-crush

by Fan from Sac on Sep 2, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a guy who grew up with him on Maui (not a Giants fan, btw) and says Victorino was every bit the punk we all like to imagine he is.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats comforting.

it gives credit to my theory that rectum faces are spawned on gym floors and that they span generations

Timmy is my Man-crush

by Fan from Sac on Sep 2, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

just saw jazz hands on the KTVU sports wrap

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Known Baseball Fact

The first testicular guard (cup) was used in baseball in 1874. The first helmet was used in 1934. It took 60 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

that reminds me....

Ya’all heard about Ken Griffey Jr’s lil’ stunt the other day? I heard it on ESPN radio so it’s GOT to be true, right?

 Adrian Beltre returned to the Mariners line up on Tuesday — he had been out since he took a ground ball to the ummmm ahem “family jewels.” His walk up music for his first at bat was selected for him by Ken Griffey Jr. A little piece by a dude named Tchaikovsky… Something from …. the Nutcracker Suite…

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet his 0-4 was just as funny that day

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Griffey Jr is awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of that story in ‘Ball 4’ wherein some guy gets rapped on the cup by a line drive, crawls around on the ground for a while and throws up on the field. Naturally, the entire team is paralyzed with mirth, Joe Schultz in particular being moved to tears. Nothing like another man’s misery to get a good chuckle going.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 3, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

“gentlemens area”

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Time for some Arrested Development on HULU!

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to try and sleep, again.
I hate the start of the school year.
I’M FREAKING STRESSED OUT!!!!!

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why it’s awesome to begin in late September.

I don’t know what yer talkin’ bout!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my life. 2 weeks through the whole show. Now starting up season one again. I need school to start

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

im on Storming the Castle. This is an awesome one.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you all for an enjoyable threadening

Many an LOL, very refreshing.

I will sleep well tonight knowing that all over the bay area tonight news editors/producers are telling their writers/reporters to “check the blogs” for reactions to Posey’s promotion and Penny’s debut.

And I love knowing that they’re going to have to analyze Mon Mothma and hot Bothan boning, 10 pictures of Howie, and the most ridiculous Billy Mays-related threats I’ve seen in some time. You should all be ashamed.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I am ashamed

BUT U R 5

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 2, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIFY:
You should all be ashamed very proud.

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Explanation for Penny's comment about Eli

Catcher Eli Whiteside said he watched film, noticed that Penny relied too heavily on his fastball and asked for more offspeed pitches earlier in the count.

Penny liked the plan and said of Whiteside, “There’s not a guy who has called a better game for me in my career.”

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s all good…when it’s good

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Dusty was a douche, too

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Roger Craig

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Brett Butler

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he became a douche

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 3, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

And James Douche.

But I guess it wasn’t really his fault.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

As well as Will Clark, Jeff Kent and Barry Bonds.

I never judge players from other teams (Dodgers excepted).

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 3, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

That was the 18th shut out by the Giants this season.
It’s still weird seeing Penny in a Giants uniform.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 12:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Hoi now. That’s not a fun fact at all. That’s a statistically found fact.

We’ve been duped.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

best geico radio spot, imo

by nataku on Sep 3, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

STATISTICALLY FOUND!

IT IS NOT LOST ANYMORE!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS LINKED TO MOST SHUTOUTS IN BASEBALL THIS SEASON

by sayheybk on Sep 3, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Renteria: still hitting .261!!!

And that is Money down the stretch, nerds.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 3, 2009 1:55 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 3, 2009 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s hungry, look at him.

by younghutch on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont mind him

Its pretty funny actually

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand’s homer was the Giants’ 96th of the season. They surpassed last year’s total of 94, which was the lowest by a major league club in a 162-game season since the expansion Florida Marlins in 1993.

(Baggs)

I still cannot believe how bad last season’s team was.

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 7:51 AM PDT reply actions  

We’re an allstar caliber team baby!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

So then we’re better than the 1993 Marlins?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of the fish, how bout Hanley and Uggla fighting

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

either one would look good in a Giants uniform. Sabes probably thinks they’re too young, too powerful, not what this team needs next year. Mark Grudzielanek would be a better fit in Sabe’s eyes…..a solid veteran infielder…just saying.

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 3, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLDodgers fans

first beach balls, now this
http://jerseychaser.com/?p=7300

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 3, 2009 9:47 AM PDT reply actions  

"Wow, it's a little air show."

Then they boo when it’s destroyed. I hate dodger fans.

"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." - Willie Mays
Tommy Lasorda is the Antichrist

by tommylasordaistheantichrist on Sep 3, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Vin: ’It’s tough enough with beachballs’

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by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahah thats great. Vin is so confused

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

He couldn't understand

how Orville could fit in that little plane, or where Wilbur was standing with the radiographometer control facilities.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Arizona.

Lot of frustration taken out on that plane.

I read somewhere that their broadcast team (Sutton? Grace? Schulte?) went apoplectic over that.
Do you suppose it was controlled from outside the stadium? If so , damned fine piloting. Probably had directing from inside…I’m all about anarchy , especially with those two wonderful franchises.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Sep 3, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching it at the time. Sutton got pissed off.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2009 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Natto -

I’m looking forward to the next Zito start, in hopes you work your magic with this one:

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

that’s alot of hair!!!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is very disturbing.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those cats looked really pissed.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those cats look really resigned.

I think it’s funny that the woman is so concerned about the cat’s modesty.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – I hadn’t noticed that. I was trying to avoid looking in that general area.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're cornquettish.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The one being raped by the guy doesn’t seem so upset.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 3, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

is the dude wearing a toupee?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

“You have one that will make me look like my favorite baseball player, Eli Whiteside?”

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

/hidden

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Noooooooooooooooo

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be fun to look at in PS! Go forth!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeeeeeeessssssssss. It’s a moral imperative.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that photo was taken with an automatic timer type thing. Any photographer who would photograph THAT should have his/her cameras run over by a garbage truck.

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the A.L. East is SO much better than the National League… why didn’t they win the World Series last year? I mean, the Rays were the #1 seed, and they got beat by the #4 seed in the National League… in 5 games.

And who beat them? The Phillies. And who beat the Phillies yesterday? The Giants did. So that means we’re the best team in Baseball… right?

by aBulldog on Sep 3, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Commutative property is commutative.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did we just win the World Series?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We won two!

… even better, we won the NL pennant in 1993, too. Painful Salomon Torres memories begone! POOF!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 3, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the Stat Cave, Nerds!

Eli Whiteside has started 26 games behind the plate for the Gigantes this year.

The Giants are 16-10 in those games. 5 of those 16 wins were shutouts.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 3, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside has caught every single Giants no-hitter in the last 32 years!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the ones before he was born

embryonic all-star!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this phrase.

LOL Mets!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 3, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

McC linked in si.com's latest power rankings (they have us at 8)
San Francisco Giants
It took less than one year into a seven-year, $126 million contract for Barry Zito to be termed a bust, but despite the terrible time he’s had in San Francisco so far, Zito has picked a heck of a time to resemble the Cy Young winner he was in Oakland. If the Giants already have the best 1-2 punch in the game, then Zito has remarkably become a very effective third wheel, perhaps the best in baseball in the second half of the season. Since the All-Star break, Zito is 4-2 with a 1.92 ERA, which ranks fourth in all of baseball, and his stellar outing against the Rockies on Saturday, in which he pitched one-run ball into the ninth inning, may have been the single best performance of his three-year career in San Francisco. If nothing else, Zito’s revival takes some of the pressure off of newly acquired Brad Penny. That move wasn’t exactly championed by Giants fans, who still think of Penny as a Dodger — even if he doesn’t. When reporters told him he’d soon be facing his old team in front of 42,000 fans who hate the Dodgers, Penny responded, “42,001.” He may quickly turn some of those fans around if he pitches as he did on Wednesday night in Philadelphia: eight scoreless innings in a win.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, I thought we were pretty much into it?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s post wasn’t exactly pro-Penny and everyone’s comments were pretty mixed

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, there was a better write up here. But the Grant reaction in that is still Meh.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brad Penny

From now on I am calling him

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly.

Because as my grandmother used to say, “Like a Brad Penny, he’s always Turnip”.

At least I think that’s what she used to say. She had kind of a strong accent so sometimes it was hard to understand her.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Timmy is my Man-crush

by Fan from Sac on Sep 3, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just noticed that not only does he have two first names (jerk), but both his names are nouns made of metal.

Sidenote: I respect and salute the unbelievable lengths you went to for that joke.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And credit to WOBC for playin the straight man.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 3, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for noticing.

And, yes, thanks to WOBC for the assist.

On the metal angle, let’s hope Brad turns out to be nails.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early LOLineup from Schulman

Velez LF
Renteria SS
Sandoval 3B
Molina C
Winn RF
Uribe 2B
Ishikawa 1B
Rowand CF
Lincecum P

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 3, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

blahh. boring.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FRED!!

And Bengie Molina is cured!!! Posey is already working miracles for the Giants.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doc Posey.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 3, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too heavy on the Molina, Velez, & Winn.

Should have moar Posey.

by younghutch on Sep 3, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker should be in RF

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I knew Velez would be starting.

FREE BOWKER AND/OR LEWIS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker is batting 8 for 15 against the Phillies in his short career. There is absolutely no reason for him to play against them in this small ballpark

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god

Winn too.

blech

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is such a piss-poor lineup. How does bochy figure out how to make such crap out of his roster?

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 3, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure this is what Bochy saw :

Randy Winn vs Pedro Martinez

11 for 29, 6 doubles, 2 walks, 7 RBIs. .980 OPS

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully he lives up to that.

Velez on the other hand, well……

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina, OTOH vs Pedro

2-19, .210 OPS. Naturally, he should hit cleanup.

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free Greyside? Or Buster?

by m34josh on Sep 3, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster.

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably in about the 3rd we’ll see one of these guys.

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by bgunn on Sep 3, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised.

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, since Jamie Moyer always pitches on days Pedro pitches

                    PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP G_miss YR_miss
-——————————--—-————--—--———--———--—--—--———-——
 Bengie Molina 50 48 11 0 0 4 8 2 2 .229 .260 .479 .739 0 0 1 0 2
 Randy Winn 25 25 10 3 1 1 4 0 4 .400 .400 .720 1.120 0 0 0 0 1
 Aaron Rowand 19 18 7 0 1 2 4 0 3 .389 .389 .833 1.222 1 0 0 0 0
 Juan Uribe 19 17 2 0 0 1 1 1 4 .118 .167 .294 .461 1 0 0 0 0

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moyer is 311

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 3, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

“OW!! I think I extended my contract muscle!”

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am okay with that. Thats why there are three of them now

by m34josh on Sep 3, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

but that was when Randy Winn was good

now he sucks, so those numbers should be ignore. Using career numbers tells us we should start Aurilia vs. Pedro.

by superk1ng on Sep 3, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’d think Pedro has regressed as well, but it means he picks up the ball against Pedro well.

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and in all honesty, I’d probably start Winn too if I saw those numbers, but I’d put him in LF and put Schierholtz out there in right.

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis is 2-4. Worth a shot to put him in LF and Winn in RF

by m34josh on Sep 3, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Velez is our sparkplug!!!!!

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

God of Clutch Hits.

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, people still think Nate is better than Lewis? Really?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

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by Cookyman on Sep 3, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, really, it’s like he chose the first three and mad-libbed the rest.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 3, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO SEE POSEY

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 3, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe the Phanatic

will hump his leg or something

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"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy Fresno tix next year.

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by ResDog on Sep 3, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! Molina is back at clean up!! I can’t wait! And Winn is batting 5th!! Prepare for an offensive explosion, everybody!!!

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by can of corn on Sep 3, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno about explosion...

…but I’m prepared for it to be offensive, all right.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

About Velez, his defense and offense are both in the negatives this year. I know, SSS, but in 2008 they were also in the negatives. Is it just SSS, or does he suck, and Bochy doesn’t realize it, which would not surprise me at all.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 3, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sucks

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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought, but nobody complains about him as much as they do about Benji batting cleanup.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 3, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s because Benji’s a worse hitter.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 3, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and because

Eugenio doesn’t bat cleanup EVERY GAME HE PLAYS IN.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but when Velez plays instead of Lewis, Bowker or Nate, isn’t that just as bad?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 3, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I complain about Velez frequently

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Or at least I’m snarkily disparaging of him, which is my way of complaining.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Velez wins the prize for having most negative nicknames:
Speedy McFuckup
Baron von IronGlove
Captain Clank

and probably a few others I can’t think of at the moment.

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem

Baron Pickoff von Ironglove

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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could you forget...

…Epicgenio Failez!

I’m not sure whether ‘Zorak’ qualifies as a negative nickname as such, although I’m guessing it wouldn’t be one he’d have picked out for himself.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 3, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

His defense is bad. His hitting is also bad. He’s fine on the bench. Off the bench? … uh ….

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs says that Bengie and Bochy had a long talk in his office this afternoon. Here’s how that conversation went:

Bochy: LOLFAT

Bengie: /cries

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thin skin is thin.

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by bgunn on Sep 3, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I snorted. I tried to stop the lol & snorted like a pig. SLAP.

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by ResDog on Sep 3, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEN:

/writes bengie into the cleanup spot

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by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARGH

I was one off of my LOLINEUP. I had Nate if RF, obviously retarded

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And why is Posey up if he isnt going to play?

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll get an AB tonight.

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by bgunn on Sep 3, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

orly?

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh….

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg you guys

How do you stand to listen to KNBR talk radio for more than like 10 minutes at a time? I just listened to it while I was driving home from doing some errands and they were talking about how Bengie Molina could possibly draw interest from some AL teams this offseason… as a DH.

WHAT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I listen mostly or entertainment and every now and then hear something actually factual or new.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 3, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was all their speculation. They were saying that some sort of three way C/1B/DH platoon could happen in Boston with Jason Varitek and Victor Martinez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, think that would be awesome and think it probably helps the Sox catch the Yankees

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 3, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I agree

RED SOX PLEASE SIGN BENGIE MOLINA TO A 2 YEAR DEAL

PREFERABLY BEFORE THE ARB DEADLINE

THX

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Bengie at first! LOL

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by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably Molina shoving inside info to beat writers

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 3, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are thinking that they will discuss sports

and that is where you are mistaken. Just listen for nonsense. Although even that gets irritating.

Wait, I don’t know how I stand to listen to KNBR. I need to get a radio for the kitchen so that it’s easier to change stations.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The two morning shows do everything BUT discuss sports. It’s more like, HEY HOW MANY POP CULTURE REFERENCES CAN WE SQUEEZE IN TO OUR 4 HOUR SHOW?

by superk1ng on Sep 3, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the one show I will not listen to

after one of the idiots spent time discussing shaving his privates for some surgery.

Come on people.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually listen to music when I commute

I used to listen to KNBR but the hosts on EVERY show are just so uninformed, andthe ones that are somewhat informed complain about the stupidest things.

by superk1ng on Sep 3, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just too lazy to plug my ipod in for such a short drive and my XM radio free trial ran out, so I thought I’d listen to KNBR, but man… the last three times I’ve listened to it for something other than games or post-games, I’ve heard gems:

“As for Fred Lewis, I agree, I don’t even know why he’s still on this team!”
“They’re missing their three best hitters right now – Sandoval, Sanchez and Molina!”
“You have to think that Bengie is going to draw interest from some AL teams who want him to DH.”

my god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

we've already talked about this, but...

the three best hitters comment just makes me throw up a little bit.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 3, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only listen to the morning show, and I love those guys. They rarely say anything crazy. Having said that, I just listened to the podcast of their interview with Kuip this morning and he was saying that no manager, in either league, has managed better than Bochy this season.

/headdesk

by kdl on Sep 3, 2009 1:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Did you read Scott Oslers article i the Green today about bochy or tracy being up for manager of the year?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 3, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listen for the lulz. Bob Fitzgerald really knows nothing about baseball

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listened to about 30 minutes of Damon Bruce last night. It was about 80% people calling in to complain about how the Giants don’t bunt enough.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

His callers are dumber than him for the most part

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s saying something…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

he said something that I didn’t disagree with, but I forget what it was.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

His show is entertaining, I will admit. But he just says stuff to rile people up

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I don’t really enjoy that part.

OT: Other than Steven Jackson why are all the Warriors fans so riled up?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t have much else to do.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 3, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that explains it. I thought they’d be reasonably optimistic heading into a season with Randolph and a healthy Ellis, but goddamn.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playoffs arent looking likely. The West is still strong top to bottom

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

On GSOM?

They are always like that. In general I dont know too many Warriors fans. Im looking at the season similarly to how I looked at the Giants season.

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they watch the Warriors

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by groug on Sep 3, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Jackson would just go away

I’m just looking forward to watching Randolph and the young guys develop

by superk1ng on Sep 3, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m a moron.”

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that possible, and if so, how the hell do they dial a phone?

.

why do we still say “dial”? Nobody dials a phone anymore!

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEBODY IS GOING TO NEED A CLEANUP HITTER JUST YOU WATCH

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLMETS

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by CB30 on Sep 3, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that too, they were talking about … I think Boston? as a good fit?

by Merope on Sep 3, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets accidentally take the lead on the Rox

Mets are up 1-0 in the 4th.

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by Yoyo on Sep 3, 2009 1:10 PM PDT