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Did anyone else see him talking to the ump after the inning?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
No, but I’m following on Gameday Audio.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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I was half expecting to find out he’d been tossed between innings, lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
YAY FAT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
be more constructive with your criticism
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Polanco just score from 2nd on a sac fly?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Goal setting
Someone have a 5 pitch at bat
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
I think he meant
all 3 batters in the inning
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
pashmina is a fabric like wool, harvested from the fur of a very specific kind of llama
it is used to make overpriced sweaters
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I know what the original comic said because I’m a nerd.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Garfields not nerdy!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
On KNBR sports (top and bottom of the hour sports), Ray Woodsen kept called J.A. Happ, J.A. instead of “Jay”.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Homer J.A. Simpson
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
There goes the no hitter!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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GARK'D
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
OMG offense!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
MOOOOO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
She was drunk and belligerent when she said this.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, you can get hits?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Uribe has taken 2 pitches
hold me
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WHOAAA
LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
best description of Giants offense I've ever seen
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Whooooahhhh
Livin on a prayer
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
XANTHAN WAS RIGHT
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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woah guys don't use 'em all up at once
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
UM WHAT?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
OOOOOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TIME FOR THE CLUTCH DOUBLE PLAY
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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pablo’s calf must be feelin’ pretty good
by The Franchise on Sep 2, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
May I have this dance pablo?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
IIRC JA Happ has a pretty high strand rate?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, that's how he's outperformed his peripherals so far
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Rowand DP coming up
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Urine!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
Jon just called Rowand’s stance “penguin-like”.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by that he meant
“Poopin’-like”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
agreed
Pablo, Uribe dancing GIF please!!!!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
PLS HIT ROWAND THX!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
real soon
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOTT YOU SUCK
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
2-0 pop up to center
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Great job Aaron
why didn’t you fucking bunt? do something useful .
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Ever listen to Fitz and Brooks on KNBR?? Fitzgerald hates the bunt and thinks it’s stupid.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Rowand doesn’t ever bunt.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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If you Google Image for "Happ"
the first two results are NOT good.
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
Is Scott the most hated current Giant?
All signs point to yes.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FRED LEWIS
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hot for 1 week
Cold for a month
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
people round here love to hate velez
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
After the no-no? Not really.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it bad
that im okay with that?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Why is the guy standing in the other box? Is that allowed?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
"Rowand is retired"
all too familiar with that phrase
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
I WISH HE WAS RETIRED MIRITE?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh
You got me really excited for a second.
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
at least Scott didn’t K
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Nate
free tip. if its about to hit you, you don’t have to swing at it..
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Happ is all over the place
awful command today
He wlll get a CGSO but he may have to throw 110 pitches to do so
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I hate that they’re talking about Velez being out of the lineup as just “a night off”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
that’s because you’re a hater
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
me too
I hate that Fred Lewis is getting screwed by the Giants again.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Eugenio Velez was hot for his first two weeks and will therefore play forever.
John Bowker was cold for his first two weeks and will therefore sit forever.
You know this is how it works.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I wonder
do they build a dormer onto Botchy’s doghouse when the rosters expand for Sept?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It really isn't
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
He’s hit very well against LHP this season, probably better than most of the other options on the team. He has played good defense in a SSS, I don’t get what’s not to like.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I disagree. HIs “good” at bats are limited to hitting fastballs thrown down the middle. He swings at slop just as much as everyone else. Put him in as a late inning defensive replacement or a pinch hitter against fastball throwing relievers. Not against a slop throwing starting pitcher.
No one here gets out alive.
You disagree? You think he doesn’t have good numbers vs LHP this season?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Nate Schierholtz
San Francisco Giant
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Jesus christ this team sucks
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
GIVE ME POSEY!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
siiigh
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
SHOCKING
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
And that, kids
is why we dont take pitches
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Mid-inning nonsense
Brad Penny
Travis Buck
Norm Cash
Mike Benjamin
Ricky Bones
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
And to think I was ready to say we had a stew goin' a couple of batters ago.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
Needs more Carl Weathers
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
1st and second and no outs. 2 hitters later its over. Unbelievable
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
The Giants Way
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If you don't believe it...
…you must not have been watching this team lately.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
FAIL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
WHY ARENT THEY LETTING BUSTER OLNEY PLAY
I READ HE WAS CALLED UP FROM FRESNO
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
LIAR
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Joke-noun-
to say something but then be like “just kidding irl LOL”
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
They are in Philly
maybe Young MC could swing by…
in fact he’d probably outhit the rest too
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
he's throwing some serious Gas-O
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
velez could have done that.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
yeah, but Scott sucks
always has. Always will. Only Brian Sabean thought it was a good idea.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
McC
new front page please.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Kyon overload
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He facepalms at least five times each epsidoe.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Episode.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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In the video game lobe of my brain I’m thinking
“The whole inning I’m hitting the ball in the air, but as soon as the situation presents itself, the computer makes it so that I hit a groundball.”
Giants offense = veteran playing on Hall of Fame level of MLB09: The Show
at least the Giants know the Big Heads cheat code!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
he doesn't look like a baller

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
ah yes, we were waiting for you.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
busy week
sorry
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Brett Favre signs with the Vikings.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
JOSE CASTILLO DFA'D
PABLO, ISHI, AND…. uhh, rolinger…. CALLED UP
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Throw strikes.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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BRAD
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
LOL SHIFT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DOUBLE SWITCH
DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT AND BUSTER POSEY PLEASE
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
If Penny goes back to Dodger form, this could be among the all-time greatest rotations, no?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
Brad Penny is fat. What did Alyssa Milano see in him?? (actually don’t answer that, I think I know)
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Werth's gamecast pic
looks like a salamander
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Throw strikes.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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There goes the no hitter.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Man, is Penny really chirping about the strike zone?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Gamecast suggests he should
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
fun fact
MLB umpires always expand the strike zone if you whinge about it
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this the sandwich thread?
Cos’ it’s fried egg/fried honey ham/picante sauce. On multigrain.
I’d have fried the butter if I could.
Do I want to turn on MLB to see the suck that our newest pitcher has brought to balance out our heralded callup?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
hey is this
playing online anywhere?
"Of all the things in the world losing isn't so bad; it just starts to feel like it does when you do it for so long"
Sure
MLB.tv
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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delorean = MLB Brass?
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
what’s the beef?
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
3 or 4 of these per gamethread
kind of annoying
maybe i’m just cranky
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
It does get old
If someone has a link, they will post it. Otherwise, suck it up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
there’s a lot of sucking-it-up to be done around here, methinks
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
/waits for the next person to ask
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Couldn’t people search the word “link” or something? or the first part of the url? isn’t it justin something or other?
there are a few places, not just justin.tv
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I also make music, please check it out
http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
win
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That one cracks me up, too.
But not as cranky.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
football!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the first one is ok
but it’s getting annoying because it’s happening multiple times in the first one and a half threads
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
well seeing how I just got off from work and just logged on there is no way for me to see that someone has already asked that so stop being so cranky.
"Of all the things in the world losing isn't so bad; it just starts to feel like it does when you do it for so long"
Fun fact: “Suck it up” is an item on my 7 year old’s daily chore chart. It’s kind of a family motto.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I me mine.
You’re just gonna have to scan the hundreds of previous posts…jesus effin’ Christ.
Just have a game for the elite already.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
let’s start banning all sorts of stuff we find mildly annoying.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
hence my dislike of banning stuff
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BRAD
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Who is older?
Raul Ibanez or Mark Ibanez?
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
TWO!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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RESPECT THE UMP

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
LOL PHILLY!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
TWO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DOUBLE PLAY!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
OMG AN UNASSISTED TRIPLE PLAY?!
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Eh/
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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because a lucky person
would find one with money in it?
I dunno.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I can imagine Kruk is just sitting their in the booth with all his cash and cards just loose in his wallet and is now venting on air about how he can’t find a decent wallet
With malice towards the Dodgers
So I have the Rays game on mute on the TV..why in God’s name does Evan Longoria bat 6th and Pat Burrell bat 5th?
maybe because Burrell is turning it on and Longoria has been pretty craptastic since his injury?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 2, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fast Black Abe Lincoln
At Ford Theater tonight.
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
poll question: what is your reaction to the call up
a) love it
b) not sold
c) too soon
d) hate it
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A++++++++++
Will answer poll again
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I think it's great
Runzler is da man!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants never seem to be able to hit tw- ball fastballs.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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3-1 count
he will not get on base
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Nope
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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SUCK IT UP NOOB
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
GET OFF MY LAWN
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RUNZ PLEASE?

Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Striking out the side!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Again, why is Torres playing over Lewis?
He’s a scrub. He’s not very good. But goddamnit, he’s a veteran, so he plays over Lewis. I really don’t like Bochy.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
We’ve discussed this before.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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In another situation, I would disagree
But im the only one who seems to think that yesterdays mistake should go unpunished
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
If these guys were punished for every mistake, we’d end up with a full bench and an empty field.
I don’t think he’ll do it again.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
You want to spank him first? Well, okaaaaay.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
THATS NOT PUNISHMENT
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
NO it's too perilous
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU WERE IN TERRIBLE PERIL
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems kind of silly to want to “punish” a guy for making a mistake.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Just a day off, not anything bad
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
He just has to sit in his room for a few hours and think about what he did.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
DUMB
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FORMER GIANT
PEDRO FELIZ
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Why would you want the Phillies to score runs?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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omg buster
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Buster, show me on the doll where Dunston touched you.
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buster sighting!
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I think he winked at me. OMG OMG OMG!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
/buster hands can o corn a note in the hallway
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I think he just looked at you
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
MOAR PLZ
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
“It was a fun and sexy time for me.” – Buster
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
It was a combination of a real quote and an AD quote, sadly.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I think it was ‘fun and exciting’ but close enough
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Buster Keaton
looks very young for his age.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
5 pitch inning!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Whiteside either CANNOT hit...
…or Whiteside IS NOT hitting – pick your nicety.
If we’re “IN THIS THING” we maintain our INness by scoring runs – something that NOT HITTING doesn’t contribute to.
So the obvious question here is…why is Whiteside blocking Posey?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions
because the front office likes crack
a lot
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not a magic no - hitter catching catcher.
A great deal depends on the effectiveness/delivery of the pitch called for.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
P E N N Y
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
not quite
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
well
9 up anyway
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
HOWTHE HELL DID WE GET PENNY
ive always liked this guy, he can pitch…..damn
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
he wasn’t in there? I thought I saw him.
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Penny , Smoltz
Ideally the NL goes up against the AL…and why they left were thrown out is once again revealed.
But hey , flourish where you can…hopefully.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Historically, the 4th has always been our best offensive inning
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Sure, why not?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 2, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTER POSEY
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He is sooo dreamy
Proud Parent of Past Longhorn and Future Giant Brandon Belt - The Official J.T. Snow Clone.
I don’t remember Martinez or Sadowski ever looking this dominant for three innings both in terms of stuff and efficiency.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
5 innings 3 runs
is good, considering how much time he hadn’t pitched in a ML game, but not excellent
i will be changing my name 2
Timmy Posey Cain, jk
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Happ cant throw a first pitch strike
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
RALLY WENDELL

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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At times like this it feels as though the Giants just might never score another run
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
How crazy would it be
If the Giants didn’t score another run the rest of the year.
Id actually be more surprised if they did score
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
79 winz!!!!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure she’ll appreciate that.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Family first
Or is that breakfast?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Remember that couple of weeks
Where Panda kept trying to bunt for a base hit?
That really sucked.
11 days
till i can bag on rent again
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Sandoval needs to start taking that pitch away
He always gets pitched away as a righty and he usually tries to pull the pitch and always fouls it back.
he went with it that time
nothin to show for it though
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
He reached across for that one, and couldn’t get enough of the bat on it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Bah.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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my doorbell
has dings and dongs
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Sigh.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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LOL MOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
aight bitches, i’m leaving work.
keep velez out of the lineup or else we might not score.
late!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
OOOOOOO
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Uribe!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
rowand
i love him, but he sucks bad
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
really?
my wife is just the opposite
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW YOUVE MADE HIM ANGRY
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
woah
Totally missed the Uribe single
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
the phillies announcers are the fucking worst
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Sep 2, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
ive watched the sox a few times on WGN. so far the phillies are winning the battle of awful boredom.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Sep 2, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The Phillies aren’t even in the bottom 5 in crappy announcers.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
seeing how i haven’t heard half of the announcers i can’t comment.
what i do know, is that we have the best announcers, radio and tv.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Sep 2, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
WAD’N
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HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN ROWAND COULD HIT IN THIS BALLPARK AND THAT WAS THE ONLY EXCUSE FOR HIM SUCKING ON THE GIANTS
With malice towards the Dodgers
YOUR SF GIANTS

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
holy shit thats scary
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
GIS "failboat"
there are a variety of horrifying images. I’m stocking up for the push to the pennant.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
(NOT SO) GREAT SCOTT
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
So, that sucked.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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SCOTT SUCKS
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Scott Sucks
That’s twice now he’s come up with runners on base and he doesn’t do anything.
I believe in Posey.
GIF PLZ!!!!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
ow
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
more like 2 years running
with plenty left
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
The nights not over yet. I’m sure he’s not done stranding runners.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabes isn't coming back
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Learn to generate your own run support, Brad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Too bad it’s out of service.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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AT&T
sponsor fail
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Sep 2, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Attn. Kruk
stop saying Penny weighs 230, unless that number involved a towel rack
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
Brad Penny
Retirer of RectumFace
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Also, Tim Lincecum
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SUCK IT, VICTORIA
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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SUCK IT VICTORINO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
thats a lot of money
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
large image is large
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I also make music, please check it out
TWSS
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I also make music, please check it out
TWO!
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Penny
he of the GIDP
and Rich Aurilia
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Also, Tim Lincecum
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i dont get this :( someone explain why the number's circled
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/2/1013092/gamethread-iii
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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penny lookin' good.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
4 IP, 41 pitches
It’s like he’s facing the Giants….
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
you play to win the game
the Giants need to listen to Herm
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
DOUBLE PLAY
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
HELL YA
GO NINERZ!!1
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
nATE
The Freakin Great
Ask not what your team can do for you, but what you can do for your team, GO GIANTS!!!1
Hey
Another creative way to strand a runner is coming!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I tell you what
I’d really would rather have Buster up right now…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
THANK YOU ANDRES
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
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