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Buster Posey Called Up

Buster Time

I understand the argument for keeping Buster Posey in the minor leagues a little longer. If he doesn't come up until next year, he'd probably hit arbitration later. That's a pretty big deal if Buster hits how Buster should hit, and if Buster fields how Buster should field. Buster.

But the argument for calling him up is even stronger:

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Star-divide

  1. This probably the best pitching Giants team we'll ever see. Seriously. The team ERA+ is at 122, which would be the best since 1954. I'll just let the importance of that specific year hang over the post like an after-salmon belch.
  2. This is probably the worst hitting Giants team we'll ever see. Until next year, at least. The cleanup hitter has an on-base percentage of .281, and he can't walk right now. Also, he can't walk. We're wasting the good pitching.
  3. If Buster Posey were to hit .260/.330/.390, he'd improve on the player he's replacing (albeit temporarily). Who is a cleanup hitter, again.
  4. Buster Posey will hit better than those modest numbers because I say so.
  5. Worrying about future arbitration awards isn't worth it in a playoff race. If a player can help his team make the playoffs, which leads to tons of extra revenue, it's a moot point. It's a gamble, but it isn't a wild one.

So welcome, Buster (nickname: Bustery Poseyey). No pressure. Just rescue the Giants' offense while you're up. Oh, and teach the rest of the team how to work the count. Also, dispel the myth that rookie catchers cause entire pitching staffs to implode. Also, I'd like a glass of iced tea.

It's more than a little silly that this didn't happen right away if it was going to happen at all, but it's still pretty danged exciting.

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Do you agree with the decision to call up Buster Posey?
Yes
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No
176 votes
Don't care. I'm going into the thread to talk about the sandwich I just made.
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It has to be done. Cannot go into the last month of a playoff chase with a hobbling catcher and a career backup in the minors as your only guys manning the C position.

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Sep 2, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much this

If the Giants weren’t in contention, or if Molina was healthy, I’d say they should wait (as it seems they wanted to do). But under the circumstances, it isn’t at all difficult to see him outperforming a gimpy Molina or a healthy Whiteside.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he starts 2010 as our everyday catcher, I’m fine with him being called up. They also should sign him to a super long contract yesterday.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 2, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

2010

this callup probably guarantees that he’ll be the starter next year.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he does moderately ok.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Furthermore, assuming that he does start next year the increased cost of an earlier arbitration date will probably be offset by not signing having to sign a stop-gap FA catcher.

Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.

by Scottsdale on Sep 2, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, not really

A stopgap FA catcher wouldn’t cost more than $1M. If Buster is remotely close to what we’re hoping in three years, he’ll get a lot more than that.

Also, I would think they’ll sign a stop-gap FA catcher anyway, to be the backup and to step in if Buster struggles early on.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

backup veteran FA catcher $1M

a starter would run more in the $3M range i think. some examples (alot of catchers):
jason kendall: 1 yr 4.25M
chris snyder: 3 yr, 14.25M
yadier molina: 4 yr 15.5M
brian scheider: 4 yr 16M
pudge signed late for 1.5M.
david ross, backup in ATL, 2 yr 3M

You can sign an guy who’s not expected to be more than a backup for $1M, but at that point, why not just keep Eli? If you’re not ready to open the season with a combo of Posey / Eli / Holm, then you’ll need to find a 1 year starter. Best case scenario if you’re patient and can wait, you can find someone like Pudge who’s trying to come back from a terrible year for < $2M.

We all know how patient and what a good negotiator Sabean is, don’t we? (see Zito, Rowand, Winn, Durham, Alfonzo, Metheny price tags.)

by 18 Mile on Sep 4, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome aboard, Buster

I hope Bochy has the stones to put you in the lolineup.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 2, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSS.

…God help us if starts off with a 1/20…

by ryanmiles on Sep 2, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

He probably will. He has started slow at each level.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Willie Mays style, you mean?

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Sep 2, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey nickname: Monster

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone hide the j-u-i-c-e.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty funny….Especially when Don Draper dropped a “WTF are they doing” look on them.

"...you overvalue Giants prospects and probably don’t know much about prospects to begin with."

by jayreed13 on Sep 2, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday…You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I’m a mad man if you don’t pick me the hell up.”

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

greatest

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arb year be damned

I love this move. Now, he needs to be in the LOLineup.

If he’s even below average this year at the plate, he’ll have a higher OBP than most of the team.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

In a perfect world, he shouldn’t have been called up so soon. That said, this is clearly not a perfect Giants team, so it obviously can’t be a perfect world.

Had to be done. Now let’s just hope he can get off to a hot start and REALLY displace Bengie. (I know he probably won’t… just hoping.)

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arb year not really a problem

Apparently since he won’t be on the roster for 86 days this year, this September call-up isn’t going to affect his arbitration eligibility:

For the first three seasons of a major leaguer’s career, his salary is determined entirely by his team, and his contract can be renewed by the team if the two sides cannot reach an agreement on his salary (this happened to Prince Fielder in 2008). After the third season, the player becomes eligible for salary arbitration, which usually creates a large increase in salary. After three seasons of arbitration, the player is eligible for free agency.

The exception to the three-year rule listed above is a “Super 2” player. A player who has only played two full major league seasons and part of a third can qualify for arbitration if he:

    * Played in the majors for at least 86 days in the previous season
    * Is among the top 17 percent for cumulative playing time in the majors amongst others with at least 2 years, but less than 3 years experience

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Sep 2, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWWW YAH!!!!

I say…AWESOME MOVE!!!! :) The Buster Era has begun…..

by olliefu on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

who is his adoptive parent?

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Can I be? Or is he taken already? I imagine he is.

by sakbaum on Sep 2, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree if he’s October eligible.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

He is

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 2, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then I’m in. Plus, if he stays under 130 PAs, he can still be ROY next year.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have 30 games left (+ a potential WC play-in game, I suppose) but he’d have to have 4.33 PAs per game over those 30 games to get to 130. I’d say that’s unlikely.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would have been fine leaving him in the minor through next year, but not that disappointed at the move.

So, any word on the severity of Molina’s injury?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 2, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

His pride is severely bruised.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Strained ego.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Skin diagnosed as thin.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Patient complains of hurt feelings.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

He ate just one more wafffer theen meent

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Sep 2, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

but it is only waffer theen!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better get a bucket.

by jewbacca on Sep 2, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Post Buster Distress Disorder

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Sep 2, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he’s burned through several self set dates for a return to the lineup already, so it can’t be going great

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fat guys have a hard time healing leg injuries. Right?

by AndOnTheDrums... on Sep 2, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Timmy can teach him to walk on his hands. That’ll get weight off his legs.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Headline:
MOLINA TO 60-DAY DL AFTER SHATTERING EVERY BONE IN HIS ARMS.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote yes

This is no time for sandwiches!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Like pie, there is always time for sandwiches.

Welcome to the big leagues, son! Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald "Buster" Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Sep 2, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

/checks watch

Well I’ll be damned, you’re right!

/goes to make a sandwich

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Salami and Cheese Sandwhich waiting for me in the fridge. Lunch break in an hour. Can’t wait

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 2, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I learned a hard lesson once about food in the company fridge. Years ago I was working security at a firm and had forgot my lunch, so bought a chicken sandwich from the roach coach and set it in the fridge by itself (no bag).

Yup, that’s right, at the noon break I went to retrieve said sandwich and it was gone. Some sticky fingers dude had snacked on it. Was hungry and pissed, had to settle for milk or something in their lame vending machine.

by boogalou on Sep 2, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Now please turn on the cartoon network and get the hell out of here!”

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

BUSTERPOSEYBUSTERPOSEYBUSTERPOSEYBUSTERPOSEYBUSTERPOSEY

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 2, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Put your pants on please.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WE'RE GOING STREAKING!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the quad!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bring your green hat!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should put a towel on.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a towel.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Towelie you’re the worst character ever.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know

Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams

by BleedBlackNOrange on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what’s going on, man.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wanna go get high?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget to take a towel.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/boioioioioioing!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

SHWING!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keep it to yourself

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER POSEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes We Can!

Buste! Posey! Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big boobs!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I hardly know her?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it keeps Bengie from pinch hitting

I say yes and good day sir.

Adopted father of Brian Bocock, Brad Boyer, Sharlon Schoop, Shane Jordan and Jeremiah Luster,Trey Webb and David Quinowski.

by RichH on Sep 2, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

wouldn't today be a great day to start Posey?

He gets to face LHP, which he destroys in the minors, and he gets to catch a guy that throws nothing but fastballs.

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Bochy's not that smart

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well also he’s flying cross country and I would imagine he won’t even get to Philly until the middle of the afternoon.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

and also cause HE’S FUCKING AWESOME

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but this is Bochy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK BOOOOOOOOORK

(To canada’s national anthem)

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman says probably not tonight

Posey is not expected to start tonight’s game, also Brad Penny’s first start for the Giants. But the Giants felt they had to abandon their plans to wait for 2010 on Posey because of a catcher shortage.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?blogid=22&entry_id=46719#ixzz0PyMIInPj

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Catcher shortage?

Molina
Sandoval
Whiteside
Holm

craaap

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Sep 2, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy doesn’t believe in matchups.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO! B/c I am going to tomorrow’s game and I want to attend his 1st career game!!!!! (smiley face made out punctuation sticking tongue out) )

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude – you’re like, 5.

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Sep 2, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

it's as if you were dead, dog.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please see tedfordfan at AT&T and he will mess you up.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

He needs a couple of days to meet with the pitchers, pitching coach, and bullpen catchers and to go over video of the various pitchers doing their thing.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok, now where's jctgamer?

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Bochy will call him Gerald.

by jewbacca on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Gerry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gerry Posey

Attorney at Law.

Have you been in an accident at work?…

by jewbacca on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geraldy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

BeePo

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Buster technically his nick name already?

by nataku on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

that type of logic does not fly in the manager’s office, sir.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poseyey

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lets all call him Scott

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Butt Pee!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

+109

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buttster Peesy!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bat Boy, because he will be on the bench. Watching Bengie Molina bat cleanup

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hi-

I’ll be using “busta bust” and other various busta rhymes related songs, lyrics, etc. going forward. Thanks for your time.

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Sep 2, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got that linedrive shit that’ll make you break yo neck. WOOHA! I got you all in check!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

You kids these days...

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait!

The rapper in the middle is “Charlie Brown”!?!?
The serendipity is thick right now

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

and he looks a lot like Dave Chappelle

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Racist

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Dennis Rodman and Barack Obama and Lavar Burton

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Donovan McNabb.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy in the yellow hat...

…isn’t that Donovan McNabb?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean

the guy in the Salmon jean-suit?

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salmon?

I thought it was more of a dusty rose.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/awkward silence
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 3, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

there will be a WHOLE lot of this going in my house…

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Sep 2, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

/begins listening to The Coming

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe his patient plate approach

will spread like Marburg virus through the team, causing walks to hemorrhage from the lineup, or something… and then maybe someone will give me a free pie.

by Your mother on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

I appreciate the cut of your jib.

/stamps APPROVED!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

What exactly is a jib? And why is it being cut?

by aBulldog on Sep 2, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the triangle shaped front sail on a boat. The cut could refer to the shape, especially when filled with wind. You want it filled up with find for maximum performance

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

And your mother has one?

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my! Haha, that’s perect

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh, good one

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been this excited since I discovered my neighbors’ dirty-magazine collection 20 years ago!

by Dan from NM on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

I would have preferred to keep Posey in the minors at least until next season. I’m totally fine with this though, considering we need a catcher right now. Welcome, Buster. Lead the troops!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Does everyone else hear that conga tune in their mind when they see this picture?

like the “I am Evil Homer” tune?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough, I do.

by aBulldog on Sep 2, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Starting a pool: Pick the day and hour when Bruce Bochy first calls the new call-up "Busty"

all times Pacific.

I’m taking Sept 2, 7:30 pm (post game interview). That’s how it works.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

game won't take that long

6:53

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Penny is pitching, it takes time to give up 12 runs you know

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before the game today

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would he make any reference to a player he won’t actually play until September 14th (pinch run in 9th inning of 10-1 loss)?

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 2, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Busteryyyyyyyy!

Woot!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Peppered Turkey w/Jack

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably not ready, he’s still not calling games himself, and he’s probably going to get torched by major league pitching…….

But it’s worth a shot.

by Mr. Angry on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

What makes you think he’s not calling games?

by Dan from NM on Sep 2, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we get a lineup with Posey, Bowker and Schierholtz today?

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

No

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll be lucky to get one

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

lefty pitching, sorry.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

percent chance winn starts over schierholtz

I go 82%

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 2, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still not over Bochy pinch hitting Bengie instead of Nate yesterday.

But the Posey news is making me feel a lot better.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

AAA TEAM LOLZ

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

reply fail

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster!!!!! Woohoo!!!!

For those worrying about Buster’s game calling, don’t. The game will most likely be called from the dugout until Buster gets more comfy. Besides, we need his DINGERZZZ.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

what a coincidence that he played for the Giants in Little League!

wait…

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA HA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

My MemeTron is picking up tremendous life force from this one.

I would anticipate seeing this one again a couple or three thousand times.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I just started laughing in the middle on a meeting with like 25 people… probably shouldn’t be on here right now

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 2, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I scared.

Welcome to the big leagues, son! Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald "Buster" Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Sep 2, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who wrote the limit on how much fun a rabbit should have and then who gave this game the authority to go beyond that???

by jewbacca on Sep 2, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Word, can’t wait to see how he does

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

welcome Pictures, Images and Photos

busta Pictures, Images and Photos

Parker Posey Pictures, Images and Photos

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE RHYMES PARKER! Favorite player from the ’20s, for sure.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bastard!

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 2, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heart Parker Posey, FWIW

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

a thousand times, this

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus she can cook wings over charcoal.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 2, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sad that she has Lyme disease. :(

Welcome to the big leagues, son! Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald "Buster" Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Sep 2, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Noooooo!

I did not know that. Now, even with all this Buster news, I haz a sad

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, seriously?

Weird.

Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
-- Al Stewart, "Accident on 3rd St."
In memory of Nick Adenhart and all victims of drunk driving

by PaulThomas on Sep 2, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I visited some friends in NorCar (not to be confused with NorCal)

And 2 people in the same house had Lyme.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

While we're at it

My Aunt lives in NorDak

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up in SoDak. SDSU Jackrabbits FTW!!!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just googled this, and it said that, due to the Lyme Disease, she had to drop out of a play called This. That’s some kind of serendipity right?

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict Bustery weather conditions in Philly this evening.

Also, Bengie Pipp.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, and we get Dan Runzler as well!

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 2, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

a pitcher with Runz already built into his name. This is going to be fun.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

More like Dan “NOT GONNA GIVE UP ANY” Runzler.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

his numbers are outstanding

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 2, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL N00B

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

RING AROUND THE ROSEY

POCKET FULL OF POSIES!!! POSIES!!! POSIES!!!
ASHES! ASHES!
WE ALL FALL DOWN!

I like cheesecake.

by samlet on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

+1

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Teach this to your children! Or cats. Or co-workers. Whichever are more impressionable.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Sep 3, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

And to think this was the day I was going to get some work done…

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

This is the most exciting call-up since… Ryan Rohlinger!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT WANT

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Sep 2, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, given all the arrested development jokes, it’s clear that someone on this site needs to be appointed to make sure that at all costs, Buster comes nowhere near Lou Seal… only bad things would happen.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 2, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOSE SEAL

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first time my parents heard of Lou Seal, they heard it as Loose Eel.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Narrator: For the first time, Lucille prays…
Lucille: [Praying] Take something else from us. Do whatever you have to to keep my boy from going to war.
Narrator: And Buster is on his way when he decides to pursue a long-delayed rite of passage…
[Buster swims in the ocean]
Person: Loose seal. Watch out for loose seal.
Buster: [Thinking he means Lucille] I don’t care about Lucille. She lies.
Narrator: …and then a seal bites off his hand.
Lucille: Amen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never seen AD?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have seen every episode about 5 times. I am just wowing at the whole Buster/Buster/Lucille/LouSeal/Seal thing. It’s pretty awesome.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, that should have been “Buster/Buster/Lucille/Lou Seal/Loose Seal”

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought it was a “That’s terrible” wow.

I’ll never get over the way they set up the Buster gets his hand bitten off by a seal joke.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was one of the greatest jokes in the whole series.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The foreshadowing was amazing.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE SEAL IS FOR MARKSMANSHIP

AND THE GORILLA IS FOR SAND-DIVING.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARM OFF

On the bus bench.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t notice that until the second time I watched that episode and it made me lol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bus bench give-aways were always great. WEE BRAIN out of WEE BRITAIN, ha ha ha

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

after re-watching the series, it is astounding to see how they built that up

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 2, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I will, either. The funny thing, too, is all the foreshadowing they did for so long. When you go back and watch after knowing what happened is when you notice all of the lines about it. That’s some serious attention to detail.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the reason why AD is so awesome – the way they built up so many jokes. Makes it worth rewatching. Hell, iirc, there are even things foreshadowing events in S3 way back in S1.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s always money in the banana stand!

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can buy your bananas at any banana stand. But we can make your banana stand!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. You have to watch each episode about 10 times to catch all the stuff going on in the background, too. Like Lindsay’s ringtone being the show’s theme song and funny things in the cupboards in the kitchen.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, that’s b/c seals are mammals.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it already had a taste for fish blood. Dahmer acquired a taste for human blood, but (I hope) not because he’s human.

Chasm?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 2, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT but

how can someone do a write-up of Cole Hamels’s start last night without mentioning what the Giants lineup was?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

2 HITTER

/strikes out in on deck circle

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 2, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

AT BEST

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he gets shelled hard in his next start

that is the curse for pitching well against the Giants. We raise their confidence up and then… BAM!

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it just goes without saying by now.

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 2, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hail to the Buster

This was pointed out in an older Posey thread. They used to sing this song for Posey before he’d walk up to the plate:

Hail to the Buster, the Buster, the Buster
Hail to the Buster, the Buster Posey
He singles and doubles and triples and home runs
Hail to the Buster the Buster Posey.

Here is an old lady singing it at a Chic Fil A:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpBTzxVAP5k

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

lol wut

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a new ring tone!

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 2, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d change it to:
He homers, he doubles, he gives pitchers troubles

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

he homers, he triples, he bites pitchers’ nipples?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love me some Buster.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Can’t say WOOOOHOOOOOO enough

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this

Call me Captain Buzzkill, but I don’t think he’s going to be very successful for the remainder of this season.

That being said, I can’t argue that Whiteside would be much better offensively.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 2, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Way to kill the good vibes.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He might get off to a slow start, but all he really has to do is beat .221/.260/.316. I think he can do that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

All he needs to do is outhit Whiteside. I think that’s a good possibility.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m worried we might have high expectations but he really doesn’t have to do much to be an upgrade.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard not to have high expectations – his minor league numbers are pretty much awesome across the board.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he’s going to be awesome but I’m worried about this trigger happy Giant’s front office and BORK. If he doesn’t automatically go 300/400/500 the Giants seem prone to overreact

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The trouble is that if he does something like .260/.340/.410, they probably think he won’t have outhit Molina.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll just have to hit 400

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if he's not clutch

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Giants front office looks at that .400 OBP and screams, “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” and promptly send him back down to work on his swing.

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they were excited because they thought that was his slugging percentage.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about calling the game?

whiteside seems to do a pretty good job of that

by aug_21_2003 on Sep 2, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that about a lot of the Fresno regulars, though.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 2, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't be that successfull in 8 PA.

Anyone think he’ll get more than two starts? 3rd best catcher at best.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Sep 2, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I voted “Yes” but I also wouldn’t mind talking about sandwiches.

by deuce deuce on Sep 2, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

#22

Not a coincidence.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um, nevermind. Whiteside is 22. Sad.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying he will turn a triple play??

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs to get some consistency to that swing, but otherwise looks good. The exaggerated leg kick reminds me of Holliday.

Welcome to the big leagues, son! Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald "Buster" Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Sep 2, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no problem with what Bengie’s doing. They haven’t offered him a new deal and he has a right to protect himself as he goes on the FA market. That being said, the Giants have also done the right thing. Take your time healing, Bengie. Your services are no longer needed.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2009 10:57 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

+1

 he’s a 34 year old fat guy with bad knees. If he says he can’t play, I would see no reason not to believe him.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the few times we have seen him lately, he’s looked, well…. injured.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

PLAY THROUGH IT!
suck, then be out for the rest of the season.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s been running awfully slow.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even moreso than usual

which is saying something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait

I was thinking of what he looked like before.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think NASA moves the Space Shuttle faster than Bengies runs

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever he reaches first base, I say aloud, “Great. It’ll take two home runs to score him.”

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

(space)Station-Ball!

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. There are times to suck it up, and times not to suck it up.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

For Russell Martin it is always time to suck it.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Sep 2, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

/brings up Robb Nen

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, he’s also a 34 year old fat guy with bad knees who’s publicly asking for a multi-year contract extension. It cuts both ways.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

hard not to laugh at Bengie about that one.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he was a 34 year old less-fat guy, he might be healthy right now.

Just sayin’

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rub some dirt on it and pound that budweiser!

But please don’t play.

Welcome to the big leagues, son! Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald "Buster" Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Sep 2, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Molina finally see’s the writing is on the wall, in that the Giants will not re-sign him for next year.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling Bengie’s feeling a lot better now.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll probably start the remaining games.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that happens, I’ll be pizzed. It means we burned a year of Buster to light a fire under Molina’s ass

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope

that the historical douchebaggery of Brad Penny and the apparent unhappiness of Bengie Molina doesn’t sabotage what had been, according to most sources, really good team chemistry.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 2, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I just realized that several of those guys are actually on the team.

So Uribe+Rowand+Malcontents=WS!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting counterpoint. I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 2, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

they won’t have burned the year of buster if he starts at AAA next year and stays there an extra month. If he starts in the majors in April it won’t matter at all…

by capn on Sep 2, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Bengie’s jaking it. He’s a pro and a damn good one.

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 2, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pros don’t whine about their contract in the middle of a pennant race

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was that really whining?

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 2, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Take a fucking hint and quit crying about how you want a new contract. Quit crying about how you HAVE TO be the one to catch Barry Zito. I can’t wait until this douchebag is off the giants.

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 2, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

While I wouldn't be that harsh...

I have to say that there is truth in what he is saying.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is truth for sure, but Bengie isn’t the repugnant piece of shit that he’s made out to be on here.

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 2, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care if a guy has an ego

if his play backs it up. He’s a shitty player, who can’t throw out a base runner(and has no problem blaming his pitchers for it), with an overinflated ego.

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
I don’t think Bengie’s jaking it. He’s a pro and a damn good one

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Sep 2, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you’ve ever had a quad injury, then you know that it’s impossible to run

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you’ve ever had a quad injury been Bengie Molina, then you know that it’s impossible to run

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the ESPN Baseball Today podcast today Pascarelli said (following an interview with Bochy) that the Giants think Molina’s staying out of the lineup because he’s “pouting” about his contract situation. Pascarelli’s an incredible blowhard, but I’ve always gotten the impression he and Sabean were old boy network drinking pals, so I definitely believed that either Sabean or Bochy or both told him that directly yesterday. That’s an incredible thing for a club to put out there publicly, so they must have some pretty strong feelings about it.

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Sep 2, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This club is always leaking crap about those out of favor — Magowan, Alderson, etc. It’s childish.

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you saying Magowan did that, or that stuff about him was leaked?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m saying Sabean and his cronies clearly went to a lot of trouble to put all the blame for Zito onto Magowan’s shoulders.

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, right, I agree with this.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Frandsen’s gripes from AAA leaked? Because that made him look pretty bad.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen made his own statements to the press.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah thanks.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt. his MO is whispering stuff to the press, then he blows like a nuke whenever the other side uses the press to try to get their spin out there. That said, accusing a starter of malingering out of a playoff race is really a whole nother level of character assassination. This is the worse thing since they leaked Dusty’s IRS troubles when they were kicking him out the door.

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Sep 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I forgot about Dusty’s IRS troubles. That was a horrible thing to do.

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as IBS troubles. That would be an entirely different sort of trouble.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But with more leaks.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO! NO! UMPIRE!!!

You can’t “ew” that after you TOTALLY SET IT UP! That was riposte entrapment!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to side with the mayor on this one

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t thinking about those kinds of leaks… that’s icky.
I didn’t say I disagreed, just that it’s gross.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I accept your apology.

(/Colbert)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally thought you were setting ’em up to get knocked down.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or knocked up.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spent 7 hours moving furniture around in my classroom today…only thing that’s going to get knocked down – I said DOWN -

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

There just might be some Choco-Tacos awaiting you in the jury room.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

But Butt with more leaks.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the Red Sox jr.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This club is always leaking crap about those out of favor — Magowan, Alderson, etc. It’s childish.

fixed

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 3, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pascaralli is ignorant! And maybe said something that was wrong sometime!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That there’s confirmation that Sabean likes to leak stuff and treat his players unprofessionally?

We already knew that.

by HaroldS on Sep 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I counter with Robb Nen & Rod Beck.

Bengie is a whiny pussy.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look what happened to Nenn.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 2, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We wish you best of luck in future endevors
Thanks fer yer time
Now,
kindly make way for
THE FUTURE!!

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Perfect timing. Right in time for my wife and I to see his 1st MLB start in Milwaukee on Friday.

by backtocali on Sep 2, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Your wife is seeing his first MLB start? He must be thrilled.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 2, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHH

OMG OMG OMG OMG HAPPY POSEY DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Buster Rules, Molina Drools

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s good enough for me!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about a what would YOU put in a Buster Posey Sandwich post?

I’m going tunafish and OPS on sourdough

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Sep 2, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I made a hot peppered turkey/avocado/smoked gouda sandwich last night on garlic-cheese sourdough. It was probably the best sandwich I’ve ever made. I’d make one for lunch, but I used the last of the turkey.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now we know what Grant voted for.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you brought enough for the whole class

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Sep 2, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

/waits in line for early showing

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twas the afternoon before Posey
And all through the bench
Not a player was stirring
‘cept for Bochy’s huge stench

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The catchers mitts were hung by the dugout with care,
In hopes that St. Geraldine soon would be there;
The McCoven were nestled all snug in their mom’s basements,
While visions of OBP danced in their heads

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

When what to our wondering eyes should appear
But a huge-noggined borker whom youngsters did fear.
His huge hat was askew yet his cheeks were rosy.
he looked at the lineup card…Whiteside or Posey?

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Fuckin A, Bubba

How soon til he starts?

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Sep 2, 2009 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 2, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought they should have brought up Posey earlier than this. Don’t care about his arbitration clock, would have easily outperformed either of the other 2 catchers on the roster just because he knows how to take a pitch.

Also LOL BENGIE!

Hopefully we don’t have another atrocious LOLINEUP! tonight.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2009 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Mad dog is mad.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not my TV

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mad Dog is troublesome.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mad Dog is 20/20. Or is that hindsight?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, how long till Bengie throws a hissy fit?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 2, 2009 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Prolly before he throws a runner out at 2nd.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Sep 2, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Incidentally, Anne Dudley is my favorite musician.

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 2, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just hope he is truly ready and this isn’t just an instant gratification move. I am skeptical

by FluLikeSymptoms on Sep 2, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t want instant gratification, I just want Posey to produce right away.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

and a pony

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 2, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

and a jponry

/who secretly doubles as bposey – well, has anyone ever seen them in the same room?

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Sep 2, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL
The cleanup hitter has an on-base percentage of .281, and he can’t walk right now. Also, he can’t walk.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 2, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I won’t be sleeping for the next few days.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have to drop a “wat” on my own picture.

wat

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a “Wow. Just wow.”?

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not wat, I’m just wat.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

is she asking the dog to be her valentine?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my. he?!? I made a terrible mistake last weekend

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s on the Interneds, it must be a he!

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

TANGOTI

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't seem to be a secret. :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘tis no she. That’s Buster Brown.

And if I started to explain what this picture could possibly mean, I’d probably shoot blood from every orifice in my head.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be pretty entertaining. Like a blood fountain!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be Buster Brown. Definitely a “he”.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

This looks like something out of that Silent Hill video game.

by deuce deuce on Sep 2, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

“…AND I’LL PAINT THE WALLS WITH YOUR BLOOD!”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is likely the scariest picture I’ve seen on the internet. That dog is so… happy and freakishly built. Oh and the whole blood on the wall painting. Kudos.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 3, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey-y.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

late to the party I see

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds would call him Scott, so we should too

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

My brother just asked me what will happen to Whiteside. Oh I don’t know, maybe he will still be the backup?

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside or Bengie for the rest of the season?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

idk

What ever happened to Wally Pip?

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind seeing him play now, but I don’t think a rookie is going to make that much of a difference on a team that hits this poorly. Instead of a 2 hitter yesterday, it would have just been a 3 hitter.

by aBulldog on Sep 2, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

OMG YOU GUYS

STEVE DECKER YOU GUYS

HE IS GOING TO BE BOSS

Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!

by dangjackson on Sep 2, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Eh. While it’s entirely possible Posey becomes a bust, Decker wasn’t comparable as a prospect to Posey.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

STEVE DECKER IS GOING TO JUST CATCH THE SHIT OUT OF JOHN BURKETT

Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!

by dangjackson on Sep 2, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Steve Decker.

/hits empty .300 in minors
/goes apeshit on young Rob Neyer

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I know this story.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

when Neyer was a young intern for Bill James, he was at a minor league game where Decker was playing. Decker didn’t respond well to some of the taunts he was getting from fans near Neyer and launched an obscenity laden tirade at the whole section.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey Haiku subthread

Major league debut

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 2, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

what about Dan Runzier?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

This thing’s going ape shit.

Take 2

Major league debut
Buster finally made it
Great, a double play

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 2, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow we see
Our Ace and Future Beast
I will be there, HA!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome aboard, kid
You must swing at everything
Cause Dunston says so

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 2, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, rookie, but
If you really want to play
Gain three hundred pounds

by quincy0191 on Sep 2, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be good walk-up music

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that what malcolm in the middle looks like these days?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes no. Maybe. I don’t know.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you repeat the question?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 2, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not the boss of me now!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 3, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

to bring back it all back home...

I asked the catcher what his name was
And how come he didn’t swing at junk
He said his name was Posey
I just said, “Good luck.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You guys were on fire in that thread.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to change do Lay Lady Lay, but then realized it’s already perfect:

Why wait any longer for the world to begin
You can have your cake and eat it too
Why wait any longer for the one you love
When he’s standing in front of you

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 2, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

:’)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

winner

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 2, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

Visions of Buster
Tangled up in Molina’s

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 2, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stuck Inside of Fresno with Cows and Prunes Again, an ode to Kevin Frandsen.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 2, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!

by beat_la_25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Haha, i should do this with friends

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

FREE HIGH FIVES...ONE SIZE FITS ALL!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

My haiku

Buster is called up
Bengie starts every game though
Oh for September

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

So does Posey play tonight or tomorrow?

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Which means he’ll be catching Timmy. Which means my head just exploded.

by kimmyg on Sep 2, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP kimmyg

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

only Big-Head knows for sure

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

April

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

fail?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

i thought i heard “Final Countdown” in the distance while reading earlier comments in this thread. epic.

by dannyschmanny on Sep 2, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG why isn’t he on Yahoo Fantasy yet?

by sakbaum on Sep 2, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

he's on ESPN

I just dropped Alcides Escobar for him

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be adding him, mostly because I’m excited but also because Pablo’s my catcher, I have no backup, and it’s a 14-team league with no other worthwhile and available catchers.

by sakbaum on Sep 2, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m excited enough to want to add him even though I have Joe Mauer. heh.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

yahoo doesn’t add guys during midseason until they’re on the roster and have played a game. something to do with licensing.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kawakami:
If Posey holds up, and I believe he will, then I think this is the end of Molina’s time with the Giants. Might’ve been the end, either way, but now the Giants have signalled it louder than ever.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

So… no molina for next year

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well it really wouldn’t make sense for either side. Even at this point Bengie’s probably going to making ~$4M or so. Why would the Giants want to pay him that much, knowing that he’s going to be the backup by mid-season? And if the Giants aren’t going to pay him that much, and he wouldn’t be the starter, why would Bengie want to stay?

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think even Bengie knows his time with the Giants is winding down.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kawakami is a bigger idiot than Sabean

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a really good point. His lack of baseball knowledge is stunning sometimes. But, I agree with him here.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he still wants the Giants to release Zito after the season.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bigger idiot: Kawakami or Ralph Barbieri?

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 2, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kawakami by a nose

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

nooooooooooooo, haha, skip bayless

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HEZ ON EZPN!!!!!!!!!!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pssssst….Bip Roberts

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

WIN THE INNINGS!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 2, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barbieri. Kawakami makes statements sometimes knowing that hes probably wrong, but that it will get fans into dialogue.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

So probably no arb offer and no draft picks. That’s kind of a bummer.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was doubtful anyway. But hey, if he wants to be the backup…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kawakami, while I like him, has been wrong many many times before
cough lincecum for rios cough cough

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

cough KEVIN GARNETT HAS BEEN TRADED TO THE WARRIORS cough cough

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about Kawakami wanting the Giants to cut Barry Zito this year?

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about that. He should go George Costanza and do the opposite of whatever his initial instinct is.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

"I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Sep 2, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

the list can go on and on.

For the most part he does his best to rile everyone up, but I think he’s pretty good to have around

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the one hand, this makes lots of sense...

…on the other hand, Tim Kawakami wrote it, so it’s really hard to agree with it.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOGIC

The last time we were THIS excited over a player being called up, it was Pablo Sandoval. Therefore, Buster Posey will rule.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

and before that?

Kevin Frandsen?

Jerome Wiliams?

Kurt Ainsworth?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever something bad has happened in Giants history, it is Magowan’s fault.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You weren’t excited for Foppert?

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably Jesse Foppert. But McCovey Chronicles didn’t exist yet, so that doesn’t count.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen, Williams, and Ainsworth weren’t in Posey’s league as prospects, though. Especially Frandsen.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

The next time we get this excited will be for Tim Alderson Madison Bumgarner.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again, Alderson isn’t, and never was, on the same level as Posey as a prospect. He’s a mid-rotation starter at best, Posey is a superstar at best. Bumgarner, however, is on Posey’s level as a prospect.

What’s your point, anyway? Because some prospects are flops, anyone who ever gets excited about any prospect is an idiot?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

me=idiot

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey >>> Bumgarner

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 2, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because TINSTAAPP, or because of Bumgarner’s lower K rates this year?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

both

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Similar upside
Posey is closer to the majors
Posey has performed much better this year
Posey is much less of an injury risk

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 2, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

I probably overrate Bumgarner because of the Giants’ recent track record with guys like Lincecum and Cain.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not!

I am very excited about Buster Posey, I’ve followed him since his days at Florida State. I will be stoked for Bumgarner too.

I didn’t really have a point, it’s just a nonchalant comment. It is just that we get equally excited for prospects that don’t have equal results. Baseball is like that. That being said, I think Posey will be a stud and I plan on drafting him as much as possible next year.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, there are only a few guys I can remember being so excited about coming up as I am with Posey: Will Clark, Matt Williams, Salomon Torres, Jesse Foppert, Pablo Sandoval. Maybe a couple others, but those’re the only ones who come to mind. It’s not a bad track record over all!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't excited over Will Clark's callup

I was two years old. But I am ecstatic over Posey.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was six.

I started early as a baseball nerd.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was playing tee-ball then

I started early as a jock. Fantasy sports made me a nerd.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

foppert and lincecum are the only ones i’ve ever been excited for. foppert was a tough lesson to learn.

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Sep 2, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some kind of pitcher

Jim… Lancecomb?

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Lipscomb?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously. How quickly they forget.

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember him.

Whatever happened to that guy?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was a lot more excited about that callup, personally. But the pennant race makes this one more fun.

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

I had a family dinner that night, but I stayed in front of the TV as long as I could before leaving so I could see as many pitches as I could.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn't that good

as I recall, he was very shaky that night. One of the few times he’s been less than stellar, thankfully.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, it wasn't that great

But the anticipation for that start can’t be matched. Also, striking out 5 batters in 4.1 IP isn’t too shabby.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had used a high draft pick on him in my keeper league. A bunch of guys from the league met up to watch the game. Timmy couldn’t throw strikes and they mocked me.

BUT WHO’S LAUGHING NOW SUCKAS

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was so excited about that call up… and then the crappy ESPN coverage of the game (they spent the whole time talking about Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds) and Shane Victorino ruined it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to that game

saved the ticket. Told myself its something I can tell grandkids about.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 2, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I woke up at 3:00 AM to watch that game.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 2, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I had left out someone blatantly obvious from my list of exciting callups!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was too busy mourning the demise of Russell’s career as a Giant…

Wait— no I wasn’t.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 2, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

you won’t like him when he’s angry

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs an SF logo on the hulkhair

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ring around the Bochy!
A pocketful of Posey!
Bashes, bashes
Velez falls down!

Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!

by dangjackson on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

i lol’d.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 2, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Silly McCovenite

Bashing is for A’s

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

Change to “smashes.”

Or they could all grow playoff ’staches.

Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!

by dangjackson on Sep 2, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

STOKED

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 2, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

w00t!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 2, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

I can’t believe someone would really get offended by that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

omg

they’re REALLY angry!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Litton did that once, too.

HEY EVERYONE LET’S FORM A LYNCH MOB TO HUNT DOWN GREG LITTON!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Argumentative Hosts are arguing.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guy acts like douchebag on TV to get ratings — more on this story as it develops

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

me neither. I mean who gives a shit. I doubt Savannah State was that offended. I college sports you see these kind of mismatches all the time. The small schools take their lumps b/c they make money as punching bags for the big schools.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't share their energy on the topic, but I agree with the basic point

It’s a showboat move and self-indulgent. And they WOULD only pull that Harlem Globetrotter stuff on a crappy team, thus reinforcing the smallness of the other team. But it’s kind of an eye roll for me in its tastelessness, not a gruff my-daddy-taught-me kind of growl.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tend to agree too

but man, that level of RAGGGRGGGGH for it?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

They’re all “PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!!!!” and yet they’re using the medium of major, national cable sports to pick on a college player/coach. There’s a bit of an imbalance there, too.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, there we totally disagree

It usually takes a bigger bully to call out the first bully. I don’t have a problem with people using their greater power on behalf of someone with less power, which is what this was. In fact, that’s usually considered cool.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a problem with ESPN calling them out on it if ESPN feels they did something wrong, it’s just that saying, “pick on someone your own size!” while simultaneously picking on someone not your own size is kind of funny.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if the neighborhood bully is picking on a smaller person,

I (assume I’m bigger than the bully) should NOT intervene and chastise him for picking on someone smaller, even though that’s what I am doing? I mean, like, the purpose for which the size is being used doesn’t defeat the “gee, it’s funny you should say not to pick on smaller people” claim?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, for starters, I don’t think the analogy really works. For one thing, with a bully, presumably the point is to stop the bully from continuing his/her violence. In this case, I rather doubt FSU was going to continue to play Posey at every position in the game. ESPN’s goal wasn’t to stop FSU but to attempt to manufacture a controversy (or to make a controversy seem bigger than it actually was) and thus to draw attention to themselves.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that ESPN's purpose is to manufacture controversy (the whole function of all cable reporting, it seems)

But I think the analogy is fair enough because, while you are technically right that FSU won’t specifically keep playing Busty at 9 positions/game, they could still do power-trip kind of stuff in other ways.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's just one man

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 2, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That college coach is a man

He’s 40.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems like an overreaction.

(Later, when drinking water: “This drink is fairly wet.”)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO EXCITED

This is awesome – I can’t wait to see my boy in action!!!

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Sep 2, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Front page news:

Bruce Bochy has a big head, dudes!

by sakbaum on Sep 2, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m blaming this fail on the heavy posting traffic.

by sakbaum on Sep 2, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

he looks like gollum there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid fat catcherses!

We hates them, Precious! GOLLUM! We hates them!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 2, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

His head almost fits the entire screen.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that said “A Giant Mouth”

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

A Giant Head indeed

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did, too.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 2, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

photoshop a giants hat on him!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 2, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s grinning like he just hiked up a butt cheek off-camera.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anagram of "catcher Buster Posey"

PEST SCORCHER. BEAUTY!

(don’t know what to make of TOUCH CREEPY BREASTS)

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 2, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

i can make a hat

or a brooch

or a pterodactyl!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Bengie’s getting larrrrrrger!

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

THE TOWER! THE TOWER!

RAPUNZEL!

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/unplugs landing strip lights

/plugs them back in
“just kidding”

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to be outdone by the Giants, ABC announces Diane Sawyer will replace Charlie Gibson on World News.

by baybruin415 on Sep 2, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

News?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Sep 2, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S BUSTER TIME!!1

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 2, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m sure some youngster got an “A” on his report card on V-E Day…but nobody gave a shit then either.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out, he’s going for your purse!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still blows my mind how many of Nixon’s cronies are considered respectable elites rather than being shunned and ridiculed.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same could be said of Presidential cronies in general.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 2, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nixon did a decent job of rehabbing his image after Watergate. Not w/ everyone, of course, but he did get that Elder Stateman vibe going.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

just because a guy’s a paranoid criminal doesn’t mean he doesn’t know anything about foreign policy.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

But why should you trust the advice they give? They’ve proved themselves criminally untrustworthy, so I think it might be OK to mistrust the motives behind whatever analysis they shell out.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

And just because a guy is a paranoid criminal who’s hobbies include bombing the shit out of other countries without telling anyone and overthrowing democratically-elected leaders in military coups, that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t know anything about foreign policy.

No, wait…

Yeah, yeah, I know, no politics.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 2, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, “overthrowing democratically-elected leaders in military coups” applies to most American presidents in the 20th century.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm.... grenadine

…. and gin and a slice of orange…

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we caught this one!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but it was all expertly done.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stateman... dullest superhero ever.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when he would morph into Delaware mode.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

" we meet our hero, deep in his secret fortress in Wilmington housed within an abandoned screen door factory…"

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Form of: Wyoming!"

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sees picture of Margaret Thatcher...

takes on shape of Oklahoma.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi...

I’m in Delaware…

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philly Buster

He might not start tonight but I’m liking the Lincecum-Posey battery tomorrow.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 2, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

/Bochy refuses to start rookie catcher under the age of 25 because of “Catcher’s Code”

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be happy if we can say that the next 10 years.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The sandwich I just made.

- French Bread
- Turkey
- American Cheese
- Monterey Jack Cheese
- Bacon

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 2, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

My sandwich today (peppered turkey w/jack) was in some serious need of bacon.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, for some reason bacon has a way of completing everything.

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Sep 2, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

particularly unwanted weight gain.

by baybruin415 on Sep 2, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mine is:

- Sourdough Bread
- shaved Chicken breast
- Pepper Jack Cheese
- Salami
- Mustard, lots of mustard.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S ROCKMAN!!!!!

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the likely hood

That Posey out hits Holm?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 2, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

if he put up Holm's career line so far

.260/.364/.396, I would take it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yes.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not “hell yes”, but yeah, that would be a nice upgrade.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 2, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 2, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Peanut Buster Posey with a baseball bat!

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We have a winner!

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 2, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Maybe I’ll listen to Shuggie Otis. Thanks for the tip, almost-naked governor!

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE BROKE HIS WORD

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

that should be like a radio ad or something!

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Sep 2, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the part where I’m glad I don’t live in California right now?

by woomikee on Sep 2, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strawberry Letter 22

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t that the Brothers Johnson?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a cover

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sit corrected

Although I see it was the Brothers Johnson who had a #1 single with it, so I don’t feel too bad.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it’s about fucking time they brought him up. If Molina is going to refuse to play, the Giants don’t have much of a choice. I’ve been worried that the lack of a competent back up catcher on the roster would bite the team in the ass (and last night, it could have). It’s a pennant race – the Giants should do what they can to win as many games as they can.

And I’m so done with Molina. If this dumbass wants a contract extension, he needs to show that he’s committed to the team. I can understand not wanting to exacerbate the injury, but c’mon – he’ll have months to recuperate after the season. That, and he sucks, so he shouldn’t count on an extension.

So take your hurt feelings and pouty face into the corner, Bengie. Your clock may have just wound down all the way.

And also – what better way to prep Buster for a starting job next year than to give him some big league experience now? I’m totally on board for this.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It seems like every beat reporter has mentioned it. It would appear that the team believes that Bengie is ready to play, but he is keeping himself out of the lineup. He’s publicly said that he wants to fully heal before he plays (saying his health is more important than the playoff race, which may be true – but you don’t say that). Bochy seemed to think that Bengie wouldn’t play catcher last night if there were a bottom of the 9th, although options then were him or Garko.

Usually beat guys have a pretty good read on these things – there are off-the record discussions that tend to contribute to their comments. And with delicate Bengie, it seems likely.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

I haven’t read any of that (I don’t read Baggs every single day; I read the Chron stuff nearly every day, though, but must have missed those references).

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he said he wanted to make sure he was healthy so he wouldn’t miss any more time…which I can see the point of.

Coming back for a game when you’re not ready, hurt it worse and missing even more time would kinda suck.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was what I read also. Per Schulman:

Molina has said he wants the quad to be healed before he catches again lest he injure it worse and misses even more time.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexn?blogid=22#ixzz0PytzOOOk

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally get this. I don’t blame him for wanting to be 100% (although who is actually 100% at this time of year – Rent is playing with bone bits, other guys are working around other injuries, etc.). But I’ve seen other comments that indicate that there is some sort of communication problem between him and mgmt, where they think he should be ready to play and he does not. If he’s hurt, let’s get him on the DL so he can heal up. Fine. If he’s able to play, then let’s see some effort on his part.

Perhaps I’m putting too much stock into what the beat guys are saying. But this isn’t the kind of controversy you want in the final stretch.

Or ask HaroldS – he seems to have examined Bengie.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s this, I guess:

…and team officials have been sending signals that they are frustrated with Molina’s unwillingness to play through the injury in a pennant race.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/index?#ixzz0PyyMWmWd

It’s pretty cryptic: “team officials” are “sending signals.” But, this would definitely start rumors of “malingering.”

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we already knew you put too much stock in what the beat writers had to say when you made your prescient Zito comment in July. (Then again, there’s a correlation between listening to TK’s rants and true ignorance, but that’s a different discussion.)

Might want to “exam” Renteria’s injury and treatment before you make more comments. The way you deal with ligaments and joints is radically different than how you deal with muscle injuries. You can numb pain for a while from the former, although it tends to be really bad longer term since you keep doing the same thing that your body is telling you to stop. You can’t really do that for any length of time on a large muscle.

If I were Molina I wouldn’t be at all offended at Posey’s callup (even though he probably will be). I would be terminally offended at the game the Giants front office is playing right now with hints to beat writers that he’s gaming it. That’s a classless move that leads to the kind of stupidity that’s been displayed in several posts here.

by HaroldS on Sep 2, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk it off!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

rub some dirt on it!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tape an asprin to it!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do tell Doctor, how do you treat headuptheassitis?

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yours or mine?

Yours says “hello”, BTW.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was amuffled “Hey” but she got it out

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s too busy being a parole officer for yours.

by HaroldS on Sep 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

U GUYZ R 5

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

UDD COME SEE ME AT YOUNGHUTCH’S MOM’S PAROLE HEERING IMA MESS U UP

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo, I can’t make that hearing! How about the case management cenference in November? Does that work for u, UDD?

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES U GETTING MEST UP!

I look forward to seeing you there. Have a nice evening.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG – I said something that turns out to have been wrong. What in the hell is wrong with me? Everything else I say will obviously be wrong, too.

Have a nice day.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even a comment – it was on my blarg. It sounded like something I’d said, but I couldn’t figure out where.

And for the record, I’m officially thrilled with Zito’s performance since the ASG. I don’t dare get optimistic, since that would send him hurtling back towards mediocrity, but I’m going to enjoy it while it lasts. Unless, of course, I am wrong.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU NOT REALIZE THAT ZITO WAS ABOUT TO GO ON A ROLL IN THE SECOND HALF WHEN HE HAD A 5.01 ERA AT THE TIME AND WAS COMING OFF AN OUTING IN WHICH HE GAVE UP 9 RUNS IN 4.1 IP TO THE PADRES?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG! Its so wrong to point out when someone has made an conclusion based on ignorance when they make another one showing the same thought process! Like, let me revel in the anonymity of the internet to keep firing away!

Have a lovely evening.

by HaroldS on Sep 2, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love when people yell and scream at others for “using the anonymity of the Internet” and do it…through the anonymity of the Internet.

(which isn’t really very anonymous at all, but that’s another question)

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/anonymously calls you 5

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it when people do ad hominem attacks when they’re called out for having their arguments be full of crap.

by HaroldS on Sep 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it when people change attempt to change the terms of the argument when it’s pointed out that a portion of their last argument was stupid and hypocritical.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love sarcasm.

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love mint It’s Its.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those ARE good.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love coffee.

I love tea.
I love the Java Jive
And it loves me.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t run with a quad pull, even a guy who can’t run anyway

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a real, real issue with those that call out players with injuries as ‘refusing’ to play.

Bash Molina all you want. He probably deserves a lot of it. I’m not in favor of signing him to an extension, although I think arbitration is actually not a bad idea at all (type A free agent, and if he accepts, it’s 1 year, and if Posey is any good Molina will be a deadline trade.) I’m not sure I like a $6M or $8M cost equivalent move for a month of the season – which is what you’re doing with Posey here by starting his clock early – but they’ve got to get a bat in there in that position. Ok, so far we’re in agreement.

But there’s been no evidence – NONE – that Molina’s holding himself out because he’s being a pansy. (Maybe you forget how he was barely able to walk when he rounded the bases last week after hitting the clutch walkoff.) Some moron got called out by Michael Irvin the other day for making the same claim on Sanchez before the next caller, an MD, told Irvin exactly why you don’t remote diagnose someone if you have any clue about medicine and second, a few of the injuries that he could very likely have that are fully recoverable if he took a few more days off and that would be devastating and lead to worse if he came back early. Let me give you a little hint as to how the human body works to help you out.

Quad injuries take one hell of a long time to recover from even when you’re not a catcher. It’s a huge muscle, which means among other things you can have multiple tears in it, and the ligaments that are attached to it often can’t handle the strain you throw at it with the power of the muscle, which is one reason why they so often tear. But then get to 30+ and your HGH levels (the natural ones that get produced when you enter Stage IV sleep) go down and your recovery times for any sort of muscle injury go way up. Add on being a catcher who unlike any other position in the game has to put massive amounts of strain on the muscle for hours every day in a squat and there’s a good reason why it’s going to take a while to recover.

This is why I and others were so angry at Bochy for keeping Molina in so much during the first couple months of the season when he was hot, since even HoF catchers didn’t catch more than 120-130 games in their best seasons under 30 – let alone when they hit their mid 30s, when most of them got moved to other positions part time since their bodies started revolting. Bochy pushed Molina far too hard in the beginning of the year, he broke down physically, and this injury isn’t a surprise whatsoever to those of us who know a tiny bit about

You can read beat reporters between the lines, but before you start agreeing with them on medical claims you might want to get a bit of a background on how the human body works before you start labeling people as ‘refusing’ to play and malingering. Otherwise you just are just pulling a Holiday Inn Express out of someplace where the sun doesn’t shine, kind of like this quote you made in July, “when does management decide that Zito is hurting more than helping in the wild card race, and stick him in the ’pen?”

by HaroldS on Sep 2, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re Bengie’s mother, aren’t you?

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but clearly yours didn’t do a good job raising you if that’s all you have to say.

by HaroldS on Sep 2, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oky doky, then.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mother did the best she could from prison, you bastard!

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one could steer me right, but Mama tried

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned 21 in prison…

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doin’ life without parole

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped reading after “Bash Molina all you want.”

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as an invitation.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve had a quad pull, and a hamstring tear, and the quad is worse; you just can’t run, and and push at the beginning of a run will put you at point zero if it’s not 100%. Molina has earned respect, let’s give it to him.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Sep 2, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Too lazy to boot up my other computer and photoshop this into Buster Backstop.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Translation: I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really suck at photoshop

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

The comic book Buster Backflow is reading these children is the same cover as the original cover.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant, thank you for calling attention to

the important issue of the Giants wasting an historical pitching performance. There’s no doubt in my mind that they won’t be this fortunate next season.

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

But if Zito and Sanchez have their stuff together for good, wouldn’t a full season of Good Zito and Good Sanchez make us even better next year?

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but that's not a safe bet.

This year is real because it has happened and we are in the situation we are in. (This is why that whole “compared to what we expected before the season started, we should be happy” is a stupid logical fallacy around here— our pre-season expectations no longer have any value as a basis for expectation or anything else because we didn’t know what would happen and now we do. It’s called better information, Beyotches.) Forecasting that next year we will have two Cy Young candidate type of performances and two additional pitchers pitching like good #3’s or better is optimistic — and hey, it’s not even totally unfounded — but it’s not a safe bet.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

In summary

Birds, hands, bushes.

Agreed.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that's not precisely my point

it’s more about knowing when to regard your information and when to delete it from the mental desktop.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this line of thinking

But also wish to point out that it’s far from a safe bet that a just-called-up-from-AAA highly touted prospect catcher can instantly adjust to the pace of major league games enough to help his offensively inept team make the playoffs on his own (emphasis mine). I’m fine with them calling up Posey, since the circumstances warrant it; I’m just skeptical that he’s going to turn the veteran hitters around him not named Sandoval any better. As always, I’d love to be proven wrong.

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"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 2, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree on all counts.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for ignoring my run-on sentences, btw. And I was an English major. So embarrassing.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 2, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why that whole "compared to what we expected before the season started, we should be happy" is a stupid logical fallacy around here

Yeah, I hate this line of thinking. It’s like saying that, in 2002, most people didn’t pick the Giants to even make it to the World Series, so we should be happy with Game Six.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game Six??

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say it was a safe bet, but I think it’s a reasonable event to hope for or even to expect. Remember my reposne to was to the poster who said, “There’s no doubt in my mind that they won’t be this fortunate next season.” when referring to this season’s pitching.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope, yes. Excpect...not so much.

Cain has been insanely lucky. There’s no escaping it. It’s unreasonable to expect him to keep his ERA anywhere near 2.50. 3.50 is much more likely.

Zito’s ERA is pretty much identical to his career one. He spent most of his career in an extreme pitchers’ park, and and he’ll turn 31 next year. Expecting him to improve sounds unreasonable to me.

Lincecum is crazy good, but expecting anyone with a 2.33 ERA to somehow improve is pretty unreasonable.

Johnson gave us solid production. I don’t know if we’re signing another pitcher or just giving the job to Martinez or something, so this one’s a maybe.

Sanchez is the only one who’s likely to improve, but it’s not like he’s an elite pitcher now. He’s still walking a ton of hitters, and it’s not that first time where he’s had what looks like a breakthrough. His ERA is 4.15 right now – what would you say is reasonable to expect next year – 3.75? 3.50? Even if he somehow lowers it to 3.25, which is pretty crazy, that wouldn’t even make up for Cain’s regression.

In the bullpen, the only one likey to improve is ERA is Romo. Maybe Wilson, but who knows. Affeldt, Miller, and Medders are all drastically over-pitching their peripherals, and are posting the lowest ERA’s of their careers. Overall, the bullpen isn’t likely to improve.

We can hope for whatever we want, obviously, but expecting an improvement doesn’t make a lot of sense.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 2, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

All true, but I think Cain, Sanchez, and Lincecum all have quite a bit of potential to get better (in real terms, not necessarily in ERA terms).

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already accounted for Sanchez’s possible improvement. Lincecum could improve, but again, it’s just not likely. It’s almost impossible. Cain? Maybe, but this is the 4th year in a row in which he’s posted pretty much the same peripherals (FIP over the last four years: 3.96, 3.76, 3.91, 3.96). He’ll turn 25 in a month. He should improve a bit, but how long can we keep expecting a breakthrough?

I’m not saying it’s not possible, but it seems very unlikely.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 2, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect a 25 year old to improve his peripherals. I don’t think he’ll ever be a 9 K/9 type of pitcher but I wouldn’t be surprised to suddenly see major improvement in walk rate.

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it’s silly, but I look at CC Sabbathia’s career path and dream.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, all three of them could really improve their command. And probably will, eventually — the eternal question is whether they can manage that before they start to lose their fastball.

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But again, he’s a 25 y0o who’s already pitched 850 MLB innings, nd has been putting up identical numbers for 4 years in a row. He should improve a bit, but a drastic improvement seems unlikely.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 2, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain = 3rd starter at best.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with 3rd place.

“I don’t want to say it. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude; doesn’t date magicians. Second place is someone weird usually, like a Chinese girl or a geologist. But third place, although a little bit plain has super-low self-esteem, so I step in and, uh… lay her crown upon my sweet head.”

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"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gob!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Egg?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

She calls it a mayonegg.

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ann’s got a great deal of mass.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bow to you sir

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

we are truly not worthy

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Sep 2, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 2, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

of the term “fuck cluster”

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

(presents key to the city)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

More creepy Buster Brown

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/26/Buster_Brown_girls_clothes_-_color.JPG

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

This was definitely from another age

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 2, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totally reminds me of Shrimpy and Paul. Or maybe this reminds me of Shrimpy and Paul.

by sakbaum on Sep 2, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

any highlights from the other thread?

or can I skip it?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 2, 2009 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t even gotten to jctGamer’s fanpost on this subject yet. You have to get really early in the morning these days to keep up with and take part in a good old fashioned MCC freakout.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 2, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was a lot of yelling.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

btw I hope they start selling t-shirts soon.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

A Posey shirt would be cool.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I LUST 4 BUST
CLOTHES 4 POSE
MUSTER BUSTER
KEYSER SOZE 4 BUSTER POSEY

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Keyser Soze 4 Buster Posey

Hurry up and print that shirt up. I want one right now!!!

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Earlier this year I was looking for a SJ Buster jersey but couldn’t find an authentic one.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

They had the SJ Giants Posey and Bumgarner t-shirts but, eh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably for the better anyway. I would have spent a bunch of money on a jersey and then it would have jinxed the shit out of his career.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

A “friend of mine” once bought an Ike Diogu jersey.
He is no longer a fan of the Warriors

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I once bought a Joey Harrington jersey… yea, that’s about it

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOT THAT!! I am not so meh on them.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER?????

I JUST MET HER!!!!!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 2, 2009 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey, guys, remember when the Giants drafted Posey, and half of us freaked out because he wasn’t Smoak? And it sounded like Bud Selig called him “Geraldine?” WHEE!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe there was a time where I preferred Kyle Skipworth…

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by Chulk on Sep 2, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

.208 / .263 / .348

LOL

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prospect Fail

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 2, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Molina Calimari

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would bat fifth for your San Francisco Giants

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to post a similar LOL about Pedro Alvarez, but now that I checked, he’s actually come alive since he was promoted to the Eastern League. .333 / .419 / .590 in 258 PA.

Fun Pedro Alvarez story: before last year’s draft, there was a story on ESPN.com (I think) about how Alvarez came from the same neighborhood as Alex Rodriguez and other past prospects, but now he was poised to be drafted higher than any of them. Uh….

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's still striking out like crazy

with a really high BABIP. Not only that, but he may not even stick at 3B.

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to expect quite some decline in BABIP to put a dent in 1.009 OPS.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoak got off to a great start this year, but it looks like he hasn’t adjusted to AAA yet.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

still better than Chris Davis

amirite

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoak had an oblique injury that slowed him down a bit in AAA.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, right, I forgot about that.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/proudly folds arms and smiles with other half

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m proud to say that I did freak out. But if you want a chuckle, check out rxmeister’s comments in that thread.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bumgarner/Alderson freak out was the best. ANOTHER PITCHER SABESZ!?

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

“…the Giants just drafted Jonathan Sanchez…”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

and my favorite one

“I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE” – SloIsLonelyForTheOrange

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DID freak out about that, but I wasn’t commenting regularly on MCC yet, so thankfully my screams were heard only by my wife.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wrong

It was positiveuphemism who had the epic freakout, not rxmeister.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wait.

NO NO
no
no
no
no
no
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l;kajsdfl;ja;sldf

by positiveuphemism on Jun 5, 2008 11:39 AM PDT actions 0 recs
What has he done?
http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/events/draft_report/y2008/index.jsp?mc=posey

A no power, no defense, slow, good hitting catcher.

Why?

by positiveuphemism on Jun 5, 2008 11:46 AM PDT actions 0 recs

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other half of what? What type of crazy anatomy do you have?

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The type with a mouth-and-teeth-shaped anus. Duh. Weirdo.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would make you prison safe!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or prison dangerous, depending on your perspective.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was always pro-Buster

Although we could use a whole lot of players from that draft right now.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 2, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Buster!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL BOCHY SITTING THE 2ND BEST HITTER ON THE TEAM
Mike (SF)


Giants called up Buster Posey. Is he the Giants 2nd or 3rd best hitter right now?


Jim Callis
  (2:45 PM)


Second.

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

This makes me very sad face

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by Chulk on Sep 2, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but #1 (#48 is #1) might not be in the lineup tonight.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

:-(

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Callis was saying weeks ago that the Giants should have promoted Posey for the offensive impact he’d bring. He was also surprised they hadn’t promoted Mad Bum to help out of the pen. Thought both were ready.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Now all these San Jose Giants fans will come over here and say their San Francisco Giants fans just because of Posey. It’ll be just like when Montana’s followers started rooting for thre Chiefs.

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by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone start a Buster Posey fan club, like Twins fans did for Joe Mauer?

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I call for a name change to PoseyChronicles.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could you miss BusteyChronicles?

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Purple Row would really have a problem with us then.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 2, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your right.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your right what?

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 2, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your right to party.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have to fight for it

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fight for your right

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER BRIGADE
POSERS ANONYMOUS
GIANT BUSTS
POSEY OR BUST
LUSTERS

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 to "POSEY OR BUST"

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This move makes me sooo happy in the pants

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Sep 2, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I have this voice stuck in my head right now..

Command and Conquer : Red Alert —

“Reinforcement…..Has Arrived”

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Red alert…red alert

/Rush

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to ruin a perfectly good thread.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow… just wow. I don’t think I’ve ever been this excited for a backup catcher in my life.

by zuma420 on Sep 2, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are you so excited about Bengie for?

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well on this team, he is one of the best hitters.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

by what measurable can we call Molina one of our best hitters?

If by “best” you mean “greatest,” and if by “greatest” you mean “most large” then yes. Otherwise, no.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 2, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Shakespeare Falstaff pun!

Prince Hal (later Henry V) calls Falstaff “a great man,” which Falstaff takes as a compliment while all the other tavern dwellers laugh because Hal meant it in the Molinan sense.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the stuff you don’t get on any other team’s fansite.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 2, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Buttpee.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hal: What, a coward, Sir John Paunch? (paunch = lol)
Falstaff: indeed, I am not John of Gaunt, your
grandfather; but yet no coward, Hal.

John of Gaunt = Posey?

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

In terms of OBP no. But in terms of slugging he is one of their best hitters….

by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

In terms of throwing arm, Jeff Francoeur is one of the best players in the league. Therefore, Jeff Francoeur is one of the best players in the game.

Molina is nowhere near one of our best hitters. The fact that there is a particular aspect of the game in which he’s not awful doesn’t change that.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 3, 2009 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is probably our 7th best hitter

Maybe 8th or 9th.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah 7th best by OPS among guys with a decent number of PAs. Worse than that by wOBA, which weights OBP more.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

By wOBA, among batters with at least 200 AB… he’s 7th. I feel pretty confident saying he’s our 7th best hitter.

(#2 by both measures…. FRED LEWIS!)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Eugenio’s better than him, with 190 PAs. And Torres is a lot better, but only 102 PAs.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Torres has actually been excellent this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and much better on defense.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also more necklaces

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a fangraphs stat for that?

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats like saying Lincecum is one of our best pitchers, wait

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I decided to listen to KNBR when I went out to get a bagel

I kept laughing every time they said that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. heard it this morning and this afternoon. Seems to be a widespread belief… somewhere.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 2, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you repeat anything enough, you’ll start to believe it.

by speckops on Sep 2, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first, I thought you were saying you laughed every time someone said they decided to listen to KNBR when they got a bagel.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kingdom of blind, one-eyed man…that sort of thing.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO TAKE THIS RING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re all as mad as hatters here

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

heave away, boys
heave away.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie's more like a

Blind man in the land of the one-eyed men.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 2, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie's more like a

old, overweight catcher with bad legs.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So wait, if the blind man is king and you teach a one-eyed man to fish instead of giving him a fish…

then who gets the worm?

/scratches head, considers single-malt scotch

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the good phight

Exactly
"Pitching wins in the playoffs" is lazy (not accusing you of this, WL). The Giants have (probably) slightly better starting pitching than the Phillies. But their offense is horrific, and the Phillies offense is quite good. If they end up meeting in the playoffs, are the Giants favorites simply because their pitcing is a little better? I don’t think so.

Philly seems to be utterly high on their pitching

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s pretty good. I like the Cardinals though in the NL.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ “(probably) slightly better”

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 2, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what i found funny. They do (when on) have a great staff

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most teams are after facing the Giants.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR 12 MEET ME AT WILLIAMSPORT! UDD!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can throw 3 lefties against our lolineup in the playoffs, so we’d be in more trouble as this team just can’t hit lefties at all.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Philly to go back to the World Series.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my fav arcade games ever…can we find another buster somewhere???

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Sep 2, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

amazing goddamn game!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

doin’ big thangs!

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Sep 2, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pleas don’t ’shop Posey face onto Justin Miller

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

its the busta bust

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me help you up from that fall you just took

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Sep 2, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

LOL at the SF tattoo

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresh ink.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Miller has better tats.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

so now, in about 3 days Molina will be and Buster can ride the bench and collect service time the rest of the month

by FluLikeSymptoms on Sep 2, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

 HEY

All you Posey haters are going to be cheering the guy in two years

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2008 11:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha he was wayyyy off. It’s only been one year and 3 months!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I acquitted myself okay
Man, Posey is a SCINTILATING interview.

I was hoping for Smoak, but oh well – I won’t pretend I know better than the Giants’ scouting folks.

by jcb9 on Jun 5, 2008 11:42 AM PDT actions 0 recs

Then later I explained the difference between Billy Bean and Billy Beane.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HINT

ONEZ A GAY

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the other one isn’t selling jeans.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not funny to call the A’s “Gay”

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL that guy

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 2, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTAHHHHHHHHHHH

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 2, 2009 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

lol above

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Nathan just blew a save! I HEREBY PROCLAIM THIS TO BE VINDICATION WEDNESDAY

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

MY POKEMONZZ!!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 homers to my pokemonz!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The charges against Walrusman were dropped!

Vindication Wednesday continues!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit I missed something good

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

No, not really.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was stupid and uninteresting.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Bochy give Posey-y some starts or what?

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Sep 2, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Over/under 6

I’ll take the under.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why doesn't EVERYONE around here know how to set an over/under?

I complained about this yesterday— are you not reading my every word???

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because I’m a degenerate doesn’t mean I’m a degenerate gambler!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duly noted. I will update your dossier.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Complaints go up. To me, it’s just griping. I don’t do griping.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did I do wrong anyway?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't actually understand what you said there.

Just set over/unders on a half, never a whole number. If you set it at 6, then 6 is out of play. Set it at 5.5 or 6.5, which themselves are impossible and thus out of play, but serve as clear propositions for that reason. So if I actually think it will be 6, I can bet accordingly— but if you set it at 6 and I really think it’s 6, I can’t bet.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but if you’re setting a line, you want a chance to be exactly correct where everyone who bets loses, no?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. The person setting the line doesn't actually bet by placing a bet the same way the bettors do.

The line-setter sets the line in such a way as to entice bets and will make money (over time) that way. If you set it at a likely outcome (such as a whole number that’s in the range of the likely), you will be driving away a lot of bettors, because who would want to bet on a likely push? Driving away bettors = driving away money.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

[disclaimer] I dont watch the NFL, so I dont know shit about gambling [/disclaimer]

If you set a line at x.5 on over/under you guarantee there are going to be a bunch of winners. If you nail the number, you pay out nothing. This I would think would be the goal. Those you drive away are those that think exactly the way you do as the expert—you probably dont want to mess with them.

Plus they’re oblong football fans—they’ll place a bet anyway, or there would be no reason to watch the NFL.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

but... but...

The Eagles/Jets game is over/under 37 right now. At least according to some website that I’ve heard about but never have visited & wouldn’t dream of doing anything that might be deemed illegal, especially on company time…

Complaints go up to management.
Complaining to your counterparts is griping.
Something I tell workers.
Just another failed attempt at humor.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're building in a lot of unnecessary pushes.

Every over/under line I have ever seen in Las Vegas, Reno, or bookies (theoretically, ahem) has been set at an impossible number so that there aren’t pushes and so that bettors can truly bet what they wish. Example: if you set the line at 6 and I really think it’s going to be 6, then how do I bet? No es bueno.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am with you on your logic, but Vegas isn’t. The over/under is often a whole number. At least for football it is, not sure on other sports

by m34josh on Sep 2, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pay no attention to football.

To me, it is the Missouri of sports. (Grandpa Simpson reference.)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

KIL THE UNITARIAN!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not a fan either, but usually am working in Vegas during the week of the championship bowl game. Putting a small parlay on it makes it at least a little exciting to watch.

by m34josh on Sep 2, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see that. It would absolutely require that for me.

I would probably have to bet the crazy proposition bets, as I don’t know anything about the actual teams— whether the first reception is caught by someone with an odd or even number of letters in his last name, etc.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see your point. Especially on a lower number.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

New over/under 7!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

edited and newly revised holiday card list, revised and edited.

Sonia Sotomayor
Pablo Sandoval
Gerald Posey
Parker Posey
Billy Mays
ResDog
Farrah Fawcett
Timothy Geithner
Alameda County Sheriff Department
Anne Hathaway

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

psst – he’s not on the list.

And neither am I, for that matter. What up with that?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Maizey Baby. These are just excerpts.

You KNOW I’m your number one stalker.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICWUDT.

And whew!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m all ears.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I chuckled out loud, for real.

As Mayor of 311, I’m giving you a field promotion to Kernel.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You 2 are a couple of starch raving lunatics.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This list of yours….do they recieve choco tacos?

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some yes, some no. Different list.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/crosses fingers

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

And I won’t make that mistake again! Even when making facetious comments that clearly aren’t real bets.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he’ll pinch run after 9th-inning Molina walks

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 2, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Bustery’s our new pinch hitter decoy.

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm Lost

Can someone direct me to the OMG DAN RUNZLER GOT CALLED UP OMG thread? Kidding, but he is on his way too if it hasn’t been mentioned in all this

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?entry_id=46719&tsp=1

by m34josh on Sep 2, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Neat.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Not available as yet (to the best on my knowledge).

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BGUNN BRASSSSSS

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum and Cain DFA’d

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

(n is the new f)

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

reply nail.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Judy Steffes have a feeling on all of this?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Her short arms are tingling Chris Matthews style.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING! FRISCO TRADES FOR FRESNO CATCHER!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today is beginning to be a good day

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Just wait until the Giants begin their ABs.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for that, Natto.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie and Pablo have ABs?
They look all GLUTES to me.

/rimshot
//lets self out

by sayheybk on Sep 2, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CANT WAIT, GIANTS=SICK!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Called up da homies and I’m askin’ y’all
Which park are y’all playin’ basketball?

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

get buster in the box and he's trouble

last week fucked around and got a triple + double

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the Giants don’t win, the AK will get some usage

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chances Buster swings at the first pitch he sees?

by baybruin415 on Sep 2, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLINEUP

LF Torres
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Garko
2B Uribe
CF Rowand
RF Schierholtz
C Whiteside
P Penny

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This lineup is actually not the end of the world.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

posey probably gets in like 1 hr before game time

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACTUALLY

Sandoval should be batting second by lineup simulations:

I used Torees zips (update) line of .337/.443 (because .470 slg is not realistic), and Garko’s combined 2009 line. And Penny’s career batting line in the simulator…

And the best lineup is…
Garko
Sandoval
Uribe
Rowand
Torres
Penny (!!)
Whiteside
Scheirholtz
Renteria
at 4.287 RPG, Bochy’s is 4.165.

Best lineup that could possibly be made (Penny 9th): (4 way tie at 4.282 RPG)
Garko
Sandoval
Uribe/Schierholtz
Rowand/Torres
Torres/Rowand
Whiteside
Renteria
Schierholtz/Uribe

Obviously, Garko’s .342 OBP (2nd HIGHEST IN THIS LINEUP!) is what’s shoving him to lead off.
Lewis, Torres, or Rowand could all substitute.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the lineup calculators always want you to put your best hitter second.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

Why does nobody do it then? Just ignorance?

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reluctance to change? Not the way things are done?

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, it’s not unreasonable to think lineup calculators aren’t infallible.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but wouldn’t it be interesting to have a team try these kinds of things. Think of LaRussa and his pitcher in the 8-hole. That’s kinda cool. Or when you occasionally see a 4 man rotation. It would just be nice to see a little innovation in the game.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

well,

they ignore lefty/righty and baserunning and little ball strategies and what not.

But the different between the “decent” lineup posted by Bochy and and the simulated one is 0.12 runs. Most of the rest of the lineup is more or less interchangable, I would bet that the difference between Sandoval 2nd and 3rd is almost 0.08 runs (I am a little to lazy to put in the “best Penny-9th lineup with sandoval 3rd instead of 2nd”)

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are talking about a group of people

(ML managers)
who generally cannot even rank their starters from best to worst hitter precisely 1-8.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 2, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

and apparently worst hitter 6th if not 9th

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 2, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres gets a start after the blunder :O

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, and if he hadn’t screwed up, he’d be sitting today. Perfect sense.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

but he destroys LHP this year. I don’t know anything about his minor league splits

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

not much of a split in the minors, but he was better vs LHP

I really like the Lewis/Torres platoon, personally

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about the Velez/Torres platoon that we will actually be getting?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ffffffffffff

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

switch hitting platoons are all the rage

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what was I thinking?

This is just a routine day off for Velez. It’ll be a Velez/Velez platoon.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

.314/.399

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

See I told you!

Yesteday’s lineup was the nadir. From here out they can only get better.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God, Panda and Schierholtz are playing today.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind sitting him vs LHP. Torres is actually a great option.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I definitely prefer him to Velez.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez has sucked vs LHP this year and sucked for most of his career in the minors against them

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really happy to see Velez NOT in the lineup. When did that happen last?

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jponry’s right. I just looked up Torres splits and although he’s only got 40 ABs hitting right-handed his line is .325 .386 .650 1.036.

He’s probably our best leadoff option against lefties. Velez, Freddy, Winn and (surprisingly) Rowand have been pretty terrible against LHPs this year.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

your sample size keptian

she appears worthless.… to have luckily given the correct result.

Torres career MLB:
vs RHP as LH: .191/.261/.251
vs LHP as RH: .267/.310/.450

still only 387 PAs, which is pathetic. No minor league splits.

Precisely WHAT about his guy makes us think he can hit at this level? I guess he was OK at AAA-Iowa last year.. but he’s 30!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

His minor league splits were something like .820 vs LHP and .800 vs RHP…

I’m not sure how relevant samples of 387 PA spread out over 4 years really is. He’s been a solid player for the Giants so far and it’s not as though he’s a starter or anything. He’s one of our only OF who’s performed well vs LHP this year and you could really do a lot worse with your 4th/5th OF

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good minor league seasons in 2007 and 2008, solid play this year, great defense, and the Giants’ burning need for an outfielder who can hit lefties at all — add it up and Torres has a solid place on this team.

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a Fred-fan, but not against lefties.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this one. Surprised Torres is in there after getting picked off.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s due.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

to not get picked off?

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres back?
Sandoval back?
Molina not back?
That Nate guy back?

What is the feeling I have looking at this lineup? Could it be…Satisfaction?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get no satisfaction.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG NO EUGENIO

HE’S GOT A HOT BAT GIANS BRASS!!!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

tomorrow I'm hoping for

LF Lewis
RF Schierholtz
C Posey
3B Sandoval
1B Garko
CF Rowand
2B Uribe
SS Renteria
P Lincecum

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. And then imagine it with Mr. F in it instead of Renteria.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LF Lewis
2B Sanchez
C Posey
3B Sandoval
RF Schierholtz
1B Garko
CF Rowand
SS Uribe
P Lincecum

not bad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whoa. I didn’t think it was possible to put together such a non-embarrassing lineup out of guys on our roster.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whole > sum of parts!

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to get that lineup on the field ASAP

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by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez won’t be back this trip

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just for fun.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh

imagination back on

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope I’m not too embarrassed the day Alderson gets called up.

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be fun. I wouldn’t be surprised though if Ishi is batting tomorrow with Pedro throwing

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s do Posey 2nd, and bump Schierholtz to 5th.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that works too

OBusterPosey

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis LF
Posey C
Sandoval 3B
Garko 1B
Rowand CF
Uribe 2B
Schierholtz RF
Renteria SS

by kingofthacove on Sep 2, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knowing Bochy

I bet Posey hits seventh or eighth and Garko is cleanup.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I do really doubt Posey will hit 2nd or 3rd in the lineup right away, and I think that’s plenty defensible.

by taliesin on Sep 2, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t think that Posey will be hitting 3rd in his first game. just a hunch that they don’t want to pressure him too much. I wouldn’t mind seeing him hit 2nd though (flip him and Nate)

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol bags commentor
Don’t know why you would call the kid up to sit on the bench. He’s watched the games before.

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real lineup

2B Velez
SS Renteria
RF Winn
C Molina
1B Garko
CF Rowand
LF Torres
3B Rohlinger
P Lincecum

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that dog can sell anything

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s no Billy Mays, though.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANGRY DOG HERE FOR OXYCLEAN

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 35 (5 in dog years).

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE!

It’s really sad that I get this excited over Nate being in the lineup.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently

the way to worm your way in the lineup is to get picked off in the 9th inning of a game you are losing 1-0. With your teams only slugger at the plate.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're 74! we're 74!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe I should have gone to Cal.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol i just graduated from UCSD

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 2, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up neat the campus

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by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i live near the campus

by kingofthacove on Sep 2, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am the campus

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

More of a play on kingoftahcove’s Garko defending yesterday.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I missed that.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I’m sort of an alum (law school).

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another KH alum here? Niiiiiiice.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 5 year reunion is this month. Scary.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can imagine that being scary. These two years have flown by.

You got out just in time. The tuition increases were/are killer. It may as well not even be a public school at this point.

I think they’re still working on that damn library. They started three years ago when I was still there.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposedly we can walk through the new construction at the reunion, but have to wear long pants and close toed shoes to do so. It’s clearly still in the early stages.

And, yeah, my tuition doubled while I was there (9/11, Davis recall, Ahnold, etc.). There was even a class action lawsuit about them raising the fees mid-year. Still not as bad as you guys have it, though.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone told me that the construction of the library was halted a while back because of a lack of funds. I don’t know if that’s completely true.

My brother graduated in ’01. His KH tuition was like forty dollars a semester or something. Ridiculous. I think it was 24k my final year there.

I just missed out on that class action lawsuit.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, mine went from like $11K to $22K or something like that. $11K is insanely cheap. $24? Not so much.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That hike is just obscene.

I bet a lot of the kids in your class wished they could have turned back the clock and accepted that scholarship to a lower ranked law school like USF or USD.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, so true. I had a huge scholarship offer from McGeorge. It would have still cost more for a lower tiered school when I started. By the end, it would have saved me money.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

McGeorge waived the application fee for me, but I still didn’t bother applying. I’ve got to say, though, that school pumps out lawyers in the Sacramento area. If someone’s planning on staying in Sac, taking the scholarship to McGeorge is probably “better” than going to KH.

Now that I think about it, McGeorge’s only real problem is its location. It doesn’t come close to touching Davis.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf those rankings are weird

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

16TH

FUCK YEAH I LIKE THESE ONES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal 73? LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the funniest is USC being 431st

by kingofthacove on Sep 2, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad wrong USC… it was 281st

by kingofthacove on Sep 2, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

College rankings are almost always ridiculous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

College football ranking are almost always ridiculous.

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a Fresno State Alum, I concur.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, but i’m not an alum, just a fan, and Boise state with their smurf turf is shit!! We play them, Miami U at Boise state

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The criteria are Social Mobility, Research, and Service, not necessarily academic quality.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like using Social Mobility. That way you’re measuring more performance of the school, not just the talents of its students.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ctrl-F…“San Jose”…nothing found. Hmm.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you check Division I, Voulume II?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there any CSU schools?

by m34josh on Sep 2, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Diego State says hi!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a bad showing from Davis

especially for all the attitude I’ve been getting from Cal students about it.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

  1. at #215! YES!!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Number 112 and Number 215. Dammmit, SBN. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT!?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

#56!

w00t

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go MICHIGAN!!!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those rankings are dumb. For one thing, Stanford doesn’t have ROTC on campus because the military discriminates against gays (don’t ask don’t tell).

by speckops on Sep 2, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Similar to the Newsweek rankings a while back that only evaluated high schools based on the average AP scores of the students. It didn’t matter if you took 10 AP tests and got 1’s on all of them or 2 AP tests and 5’s on both. They counted for the same.

by speckops on Sep 2, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i counted them the same way in high school

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 2, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The average of 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,&1 is 1
The average of 5&5 is 5.
These are not the same.

Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.

by Scottsdale on Sep 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, the average composite of each student.

So if in one school each student scored 10 1’s, and in the second school each student scored 2 5’s, the schools would have the same average composite, and thus rank.

by speckops on Sep 2, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't read through all the posts about sandwiches.

So this may have been brought up already.

But I feel bad for Whiteside. He’s done well.

^^^

Ignore, please.

by El Person on Sep 2, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

If you’re a minor league journeyman with a .681 minor league OPS and .567 Major League OPS, your job as a starter probably isn’t going to be secure.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a good backup but he is way over his head as a starter

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside has to be more than happy with the opportunity that he has had this year

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure he has secured a spot somewhere (if not the Giants) to be a backup catcher for 2-3 years. His defense is superb.

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And his silver locks; divine!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

(Even if I’m falling into the chasm.)

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

To adopt the Brian Bocock line of thinking that Groug first pioneered:

Eli Whiteside is not good enough to start in the majors. Eli Whiteside got to start in the majors. It was an experience of a lifetime.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention the money he made since his call-up is enough to buy a nice house in some parts of the country. You don’t get that riding the bus in Fresno. He has earned it

by m34josh on Sep 2, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll always have the no no.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll He’ll always have the no no.

by jewbacca on Sep 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all Eli Whiteside!

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/stands corrected

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's there to feel bad about?

He gets a major league paycheck and has played in more games than he ever has in his career.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's exceeded expectations...

…but expectations for him were very low.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s all this excitement over a rookie backup catcher? Now, if his last name was Cherry I could understand it.

by They Might Be Midgets on Sep 2, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.hiyoooo.com

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This settles it, I’m going to the game on Monday.

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering when the first post like this would come

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohh nevermind. FSU fans. I thought that was just a blatant BUST LOLZ picture

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess its obvious why i missed the FSU part the first time around

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we know where your attention was focused.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just trying to see how many fans usually fill that stadium. The girls are in the way though

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where was Florida State in those rankings? The picture suggests they’d do well in the quality of life department.

Then again, you’d have to live in Tallahassee.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t even think about it like that!

/giggles like a 10-year-old

by baybruin415 on Sep 2, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm, WOW!, i’d like to be in the pic somwhere

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can think of two places in that pic I would like to be.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can think of two four places in that pic I would like to be.

FTFY.

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 2, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i see what you did there

by PiKAgiant on Sep 2, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of this message

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to be negative

but I have a bad feeling that yesterday Posey had a conversation with Frandsen… “Dude, when you get there, check out Bobby Evans’ sister. And Sabean’s daughter… wow. Trust me.” And then Franny smirks.

/shudder

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Sep 2, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

i don’t understand why we called up posey. garko could handle the job and produce more

by kingofthacove on Sep 2, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

C Garko
1B Sandoval
2B Velez
SS Posey
3B Winn
LF Andres Galarraga
CF Rowand
RF Velez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Galarraga?

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d pay to see that.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an oldie.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Longest home run to left field I ever saw at Pac/SBC/ATT Park was the Big Cat.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2009 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY AT SS MAKES ME CRAZY

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably should have put Lowry in RF too

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as POSEY’S ASS MAKES ME CRAZY.

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by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, too, read between the lines.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve always known what xanthan hates – now we know what he loves.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that true for everyone, though?

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so. If there’s any confusion, people should be directed to the earlier OMG1 thread.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That cracked me up.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “Ass like Orion.”

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “I knead that Ass like Oregon”.

Whatever that means.

by iammclovin on Sep 2, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know what it means.

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, see, I had read it as “Posey’s ass makes me cry”

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR NAIT SHEERHOLES AT THERD

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by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE PLAYED THERD BEFOAR!

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS

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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

well, what?

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by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the shit

it fucks?

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by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT but hilarious
They had even more fun getting back Gold Glove third baseman Adrian Beltre for the first time in three weeks.

When Beltre batted for the first time, after a hard ground ball severely bruised his testicle last month, the stadium public address system had a replacement for Beltre’s usual walk-up music: the theme from “The Nutcracker.”

Laughter filled the park.

Beltre, who went 0 for 4 with two long fly outs, can thank Ken Griffey Jr. for that. The team crackup had that idea for days

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Ha.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outstanding.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm imagining...

…Griffey smirking to himself while Beltre is still writhing on the ground in agony. “I just thought of the best prank for when he gets back…”

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by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I want verification of two things:

One is that they actually did this. The other is that a ballplayers actually knew ‘The Nutcracker Suite.’

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They've all got kids...

…they’ve probably had to sit through at least a few productions just to applaud their own progeny.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They know the Tony LaRusa production.

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by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's Buster Posey?

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Best as I can tell, he’s a character on Arrested Development. Or an actress with lyme disease.

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by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arrested Development!

I love that band!

Is he the one who wears the funny African clothing?

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF HORSESHOES

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ve fallen into my own sarcasm, cause I don’t get that joke…

Help me Mayor wan-311y, you’re my only hope.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aha, the google told me.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool.

Interestingly, “311y” is what bochy calls me.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. Do I get an award for Bochism/Star Wars reference mash-up?

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Btw, Bochism (and therefore Bochy) is different that Bocce – which is like a second language to me.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What we really need is someone who understands the binary language of savvy veteran moisture vaporators.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you'd like one, sure.

I took yours as pure Star Wars, though. Because of the wan and the context. And the fact that that’s what you meant.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

or a nightmare-inducing comic strip character from the early 20th century

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: God Help Us All!

The last thing this jackass needs is more opportunity to open his fat trap

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by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD NO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thankfully, Republicans running for Senate in Massachusetts are about as successful as Brian Bocock trying to hit Major League pitching.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Schilling could win in New Hampshire?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the poor people of Massachusetts would be plagued by the daily campaigning.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, with Linda McMahon (CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment) rumored to be considering running in Connecticut, the GOP could be lining up an….interesting….slate of candidates in New England.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

California circa “So You Think You Can Govern California”

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by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an [airquote] Independant [/airquote].

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by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s morphed into a euphemism for “The Republican Party is Not Crazy Enough For Me.”

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

I’m an independant and it’s because I’m too crazily liberal. So there!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha!

Forgot about you folks, and my own sister is one.

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by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ralph Nader is a corporate tool!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

thankfully for who? the subjects in Taxachusetts?

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

For anyone who wishes Curt Schilling would shut the fuck up, obviously.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. I could say that about all politicians.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that most anyone who might run for the seat, regardless of party or politics, wouldn’t annoy me as much on a personal level as Schilling does.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though I follow politics semi closely, I still have to agree with this statement.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Mitt Romney would be like twelve billion million zillion times better.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Also Senators have nothing to do with state tax rates, and Massachusetts does elect Republican governors frequently)

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah... they elect Republican governors who are pro-education, pro-environment, pro-gay rights, pro-universal health care...

For Republicans, they aer excellent Democrats. (For awhile in the late 90’s and early 2000’s, I was a big fan of William Weld. Too bad he turned out to be a little flaky on the stick-to-itiveness scale.)

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romney said he was pro-gay rights when he ran for the Senate, but as governor he was strongly against the gay marriage court decision. He also slashed higher education spending.

You know William Weld almost ran for governor of New York a few years back, right?

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, but when voting, one doesn't know the future.

Sadly.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romney said he was pro-gay rights when he ran for the Senate, but as governor he was strongly against the gay marriage court decision.

Sounds like a certain hope-y change-y guy I know.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad but true

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy-y?

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s always room for you in the in the independent boat.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you couldn’t make up your mind, how did you get in the boat?

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

I just hopped in the 3rd one I saw because the other two were exactly the same but just different colors.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can anyone still believe this?

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly Al Gore would have invaded Iraq to avenge George W. Bush’s father.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly the dems keep letting the rebublicans do shit like this without any real accountability.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because the Democrats are spineless cowards (EXCEPT FOR YOU RUSS FEINGOLD I LOVE YOU) doesn’t mean they’d do the same stupid shit that Republicans do. They have their own stupid shit to do.

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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that needs to be in a Poli Sci class. Each party is stupid in a unique way.

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by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

+Russ

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by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross Perot FTW!

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross Perot FTWFWJC

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does that even mean?

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross Perot for the win for what? Jesus Christ!

Just guessing.

by speckops on Sep 2, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

William Jefferson Clinton. Going off the supposed popular notion that Perot’s presence in the race tipped the scales towards Clinton in 1992.

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe most politicians on both sides to be pretty much bought off by some corporation or another.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine. It still doesn’t make them identical.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between certain members of each party there are certainly differences but not when it comes to passing legislation on things that matter to me such as civil liberties, wars of agression, health care, etc…

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you see no difference between 2003 and now in matters of civil liberties, wars of aggression, and health care … well, I just don’t know how to end this sentence.

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do see a difference but it’s worse. Patriot Act, FISA, Iraq/Afghanistan. Now this health care bill is not going to have a public option. All this shit has been done by BOTH parties which is why I find them to be too similar.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the more reason to limit their power.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the analogy to fully work, said hope-y guy would have to be backing a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. But fair enough.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the analogy to fully work, said hope-y guy would have to be backing a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. But fair enough.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

The first comment didn’t show up as going through until I posted it a second time.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'll take the bet that in the next 12 months, Obama has taken some serious steps

in the direction of gay rights. It is true he hasn’t done anything too dramatic in his first 8 months in office, but I think that’s probably because he has totally studied Carter’s and Clinton’s presidencies and is trying to avoid the same pitfalls. Clinton basically lost his first several months in office by rashly signing the Exec Order permitting homosexuals to serve openly in the military.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

DADT is not permitting homosexuals to serve openly in the military. In fact, it is the exact opposite of that.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct. Didn't say it does. It doesn't.

DADT wasn’t the order Clinton signed on his inauguration day in 1993. Clinton signed an EO to permit it; everyone freaked out (especially “fellow Democrat” (cough) Sam Nunn), and DADT was the result after that ill-fated EO. From this, Obama has apparently learned to pick battles wisely.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second term.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 2, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. See above.

On his first day as President in January of 1993. DADT was the absurd “compromise” that was produced after the conflagration the original EO caused.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that anyone's still reading this thing

But I meant that Obama will probably wait for his second term.

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by ResDog on Sep 3, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. People were projecting that stuff onto him.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really remember him saying anything about it.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of his senior campaign dudes said explicitely that they would be ending DADT, and I don’t think that was ever denied or disavowed, at least.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he didn’t do anything as strong as saying, “I will be a stronger advocate for gay rights than Ted Kennedy.”

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't say he would do it in his first year and at the cost of major policy goals.

If he hasn’t done anything by midsummer next year, I will be surprised.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can agree with that. I wasn’t expecting him to be a champion for gay rights or anything but I definitely was not expecting anything like that memo defending the DOMA to come out of his administration.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’ve come out in favor of overturning DOMA but still will enforce it while it’s on the books. Last I read, anyway.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still enforcing it while it’s on the books is one thing – releasing a memo that compares gay marriage to bestiality and pedophilia is another thing altogether.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

it was incest and pedophilia, not bestiality.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not a "memo." It is a legal brief that is required of the government's lawyer.

I did not like the “incest” and “bestiality” comparisons that the brief contained, but it is the job of the government’s lawyers to defend laws if they were legally passed. Again, that exact brief didn’t need to be quite so backwards, but a brief defending DOMA was required.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever it was, the incest and pedophilia comparisons were pretty awful.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, but the fact that they filed that brief defending it is not the part I had a problem with…

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then they should have chosen different comparisons.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, they're required to defend every law that's on the books?

They can’t just look at the opposing lawyer’s case and go “Yep, you’re right” and not bother?

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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put Barrry Zuckercorn on the case.

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You cannot convict a husband and wife for the same crime!

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you can.

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the worst fucking lawyers.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

For $5,000, he’ll sit at your table. For $10,000 he’ll lean over and pretend to whisper something in your ear.

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just winked.

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey—my star witness! Come here! [Kisses Michael] Good to see ya! You know what? Don’t get too close to me, ‘cause I’ve got an itch you can’t believe. I think something laid eggs on me.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are balls.

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

I’m looking through the Barry quotes on the-op and he had to have been the most consistently hilarious recurring character.

Barry: I got Michael out of his marriage, didn’t I?

Michael: Actually she died.

Barry: You’re kidding me. I’ve been taking credit for that for years.

Michael: Credit?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I just started watching the first season again last night?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you?

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

er, punctuation fail…. DRR

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m slowly making my way through it for the fourth or fifth time – only got through the first two eps so far but lol’d heartily many times.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness it’s on HULU for free

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

Barry: And you don’t want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.

GOB: What were you doing there?

Barry: Wow… you should be the lawyer.

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry: Are all the guys in here, you know…?

George, Sr.: Oh, no, no, no, not all of them.

Barry: Yeah, it’s never the one’s you hope.

George, Sr.: Hope?

Barry: Think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was one of the funniest story lines.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s very good.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He ain’t no Wayne Jarvis.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's basically right.

If the statute was lawful when passed and remains so (i.e., not ruled unconstitutional in the meantime), then yeah.

Now, this isn’t letting this DOJ off the hook. The language and comparisons were totally unnecessary and appalling, and there IS some level of discretion of whether to fight it. But the DOJ isn’t just the President’s legal office— they are the lawyers for the whole government including Congress, and Congress has a right to expect that its work will be vigorously defended by the government’s lawyers. And one of the things that was awful about the g.w.bush administration was how it politicized everything in LawWorld, and defending DOMA is at least a sign that the Obama people are depoliticizing the DOJ to a large extent.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

yeah

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, those aren’t mutually exclusive positions. One can be in favor of enacting gay marriage through the democratic process rather than by judicial imposition.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your basic point is essentially true, but judicial review is part of the democratic process and always has been.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOHN MOTHAF*%KIN' MARSHALL, BITCHES!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna have to disagree with that statement. But I’ll leave it at that.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bloody Sock Campaign.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think even Red Sox fans wouldn’t be stupid enough to vote for Shilling. I think…

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Red Sox Nation Sweeps Schilling Into Office!”

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a ticket with Dave Roberts!

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop Schilling Roberts!

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s the petition?

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/inserts picture of California doing collective facepalm

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't be worse than Nancy Pelosi

and yes, Giants fans in the general vicinity of her district, I am looking at you.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long thread is long.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Big News is Big!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the max ab’s to still be elgible for ROY again?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

109. (130 actually)

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm mildly excited about this development

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Got a note on Posey from a friend who is a big Tulane baseball fan: “We faced that kid in a Regional last yr. He is a beast!”

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs a Giants hat.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least a Giants brooch. Cape clasping thingy. Whatever it’s called.

by iammclovin on Sep 2, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murph decks him out in #666.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

Posey called up.

I have a newsletter if anyone’s interested.

by goGSW24 on Sep 2, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

From the comments:

rhymeswithorange isn’t happy about prop 8. Probably voted for Saddam as well… dude, i know tons of guys up there that aren’t cool with the rainbow chasers. that stuff is just a trend and one day everyone will be straight again : )

wat

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 2, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

where do these people come from?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should see some of the letters written to the Visalia Times Delta…

by Jakespaar on Sep 2, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That smiley face scares me. Well, that and the words.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitler posts on the internet?

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

O M G

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The More You Know

Apparently, Sadaam Hussein was the world’s greatest gay rights activist!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh. Check the mustache.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Puts Freddie Mercury's to shame.

But Freddie’s overbite was second to none.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overheard in Hussein Palace following Historic Iraq Gay Rights Vote:

“Dee more gayz around, dee longer dee women leave me alone. Saddam ZING!”

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Homosexuality was made legal in Iraq in the 80’s, I think, which is much better than most of the ME.

On the other hand, he did make it illegal again in 2001. And added a death penalty.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 2, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUSTACHE ENVY

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grandfather claused

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HO HO HO!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing to the base?

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh, MLB.com comments. This is also where I found the guy that predicted the Cardinals and Rockies would play each other IN THE WORLD SERIES

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s unfair to hold twelve year olds to the same standard as adults.

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WalrusMan would like a word with you.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A trend?

wtf is this person talking about?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homosexuality was invented by bored hippies in the 70s, duh.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has probably been posted before but I just wanted to remind everyone that Buster is a BAMF.

by kimmyg on Sep 2, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster is Nightcrawler?!

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Ass Moroccan Farmer?

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen this much man-love since the last time Lincecum pitched.

/giggles

“Timmy!”

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That reminds me

I eagerly anticipate the random pictures Timmy Cain will post for Posey’s first game.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was reading Tim Kawakami’s twitter account, and of course he has to remind Giants fans about Freddy Sanchez’s fragile body.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kawakami’s Twitter account. Must find now.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was not impressed.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that cool. But, he responded to me when I was giving him shit about something and was really cool about it.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why bother reading anything written by Kawakami?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could say that again for sure

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why even bother reading anything written by Kawakami?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could say that again.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 2, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I missed all the fun sitting in class like a square.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

/calls you a nerd ala Hokysmokesbwk (or whatever it is)

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loser

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolser

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was your class like a square?

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was quadrangular

or, we were squares. I have polisci and global studies back to back MW

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comment from Baggs blog

“C’mon guys, haven’t any of you ever played the game? Catching is the most important position on the field. You can’t just throw in a rookie who isn’t familiar with the pitchers and their strengths and weaknesses, not to mention the hitters on the opposing team. He has to learn the signs and the pitchers as well as the opposing hitters. There’s more to playing catcher than swinging the bat. Whiteside is an excellent defensive catcher that knows how to handle a pitching staff. I’m sure Posey will get his opportunities to play, but we are in a tight race in which our pitching is going to have to carry us. You don’t mess with the chemistry just because you have a rookie that hit well in the minors.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

When do these people think that catchers will learn how to play in a playoff race?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Brad Penny would have a bigger influence on “chemistry” than Posey.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, luggage weight restrictions on team flights.

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure neither of them are going to fuck up the chemistry in any notable way and that if the Giants fade down the stretch, it’ll be because they were not quite a playoff caliber team.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t think so either. I’m just going by people’s accounts of Penny being a clubhouse cancer and so forth.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know, that was more of a response to the Baggs comment than to you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL like crazy at the notion of “chemistry”.

Noted clubhouse leader and warm-fuzzy-giver, Barry Bonds, never seemed to hurt the oh-so-fragile chemistry.

I just noticed, I really like to hyphenate.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The year Jeff Kent and Barry Bonds fought each other in the dugout = the year the Giants made it to the fictional World Series. LOL chemistry.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Chemistry is a class you take.”

-Jim Leyland

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because if we don’t make the playoffs we have nothing else to blame but the clubhouse chemistry.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha @ he has to learn the signs.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really do like how nobody ever freaks out about a catcher having to learn a new pitcher when a team acquires a new pitcher midseason.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the commenter has a problem with Eli “I Caught a No-No” Whiteside catching in the bigs. Or is that okay because he’d been in the minors forever?

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

1= fastball
2= curve
3= slider
4= ChU

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 = CHUDs

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he meant Fuck Their Wanking.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTEOTA

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you=struggling

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

or

Cinema Happenings Under Development

???

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 2, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But will he know the signs for RUN DINGERZ.EXE?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing the Giants don't have one

THAT WAS SOME GOOD THINKIN’, BOYS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty amazing...

…that Whiteside has built up such amazing chemistry with the pitching staff in the whopping 25 games he’s started behind the plate, innit?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for Kuip’s call of Posey’s first major league homer.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

JINX

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

…eventually.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

…maybe.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

…well, it’s a pretty thought anyway.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is so true.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT Snow:

[pause… quietly] Nice piece of hittin’

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 2, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem:

“Nicely put JT.”

by jewbacca on Sep 2, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bip:

That will help them win this inning. Also it means he gets to round the bases and score.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“…and Posey ties me on the all-time home run list”

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Oh. It’s a home run.”

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Fly ball to right field. Werth circles under it, reaches up and….. IT’S GONE!!!”

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“And it’s gone…………”

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did Weiters hit

his first month up?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Molina.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Sep 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

first full month

.257/.313/.378

I’d take it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

works for me

i’m just curious as to what the other mega catching prospect did

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s been a bit disappointing so far, but his line is still better than Bengie’s.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playsgamerightway =4.3
Hustle=2.7
Grit=0.8
VeteranSavvy=0.0

In other words, a disappointment.

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jacoby Ellsbury hit 353/.394/.509 in his first year in the majors

and tore up the playoffs too. I expect nothing less than that from Posey.

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that mean he'll steal a base in the WS?

BUSTER TACO-SEY

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha i remember that

’twas a big deal around campus/oregon

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe that guy was considered a top 15 prospect

by superk1ng on Sep 2, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT new gif

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

You may want to check that address again.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit. what did that link to? I heard you could use gmail as a host so i tried it

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=b1e106ab5d&view=att&th=1237caf9364d014b&attid=0.1&disp=inline&realattid=f_fz4l7jsf0&zw

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh ok I’ll try the MCC photobucket account

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

or actually probably upgrade to pro

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord

the activity has been ridiculous here lately. I leave for like 20 minutes and there’s 20000000 new comments.

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by bondslegend on Sep 2, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

You're just imagining things

It’s all a mirage, like the existence of Kevin Frandsen.

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by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FRANDSEN!

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That name seems oddly familiar

by nataku on Sep 2, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another comment

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s a slow day.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

20000001

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walkoff just called Buster a nothing.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upgrade to pro today!

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey has us excited.

I believe in Posey.

by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it’s not every day that Dan Runzler gets called up.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can’t wait for Buster to hit into his first double play.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

can't wait for him to swing at a slider in the dirt

then we’ll know he belongs on the Giants

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by cloudydays on Sep 2, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YA! !!!

SANDWICH!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Something had to be done

Seize the day…. we have a chance to make the playoffs and everyone knows that the playoffs are a start of a new season.. Forget about the lack of offense, the Monday night massacre, two hit shut out. Its time to grow some balls and take it to every team we face.

by Socal Giants faithful on Sep 2, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is butt hurt
The most interesting reaction, of course, is Bengie Molina’s. He frustrated management while missing games with a strained upper right quad — Wednesday marks the eighth consecutive — and said he plans to play Thursday. I asked him point-blank if he felt the Giants were sending a message by bringing up their top prospect, especially after they said multiple times they didn’t plan to do so:

"You know what, probably," said Molina, who is a free agent after the season. "This might mean I’m not coming back next year. Who knows? I’m ready for anything. I know how baseball goes. Whatever they want to do. The only thing I can say is that I’ve got my chin up always. I’ve done a lot for this team and helped many guys. I hold my ground. I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of. If they don’t bring me back, hey, you have to move on."

"Regarding any messages, I don’t know. If that’s what they’re trying to do, I don’t think that’s the way to send a message. But if they are, who knows. We’ll see."

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, don't look for Posey in the starting lineup anytime soon
To that end, Bochy said Posey would be used off the bench or in double switches. Bochy can pinch run for Molina more often, too. And the manager had no reservations about putting Posey behind the plate late in games.

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FUCK ME.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asked if Posey might start, Bochy said, “I can’t answer that right now. Bengie, if he’s healthy and he’s doing well, he’s going to be the guy behind the plate.”

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong answer

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, the manager does care about people's emotion

If lying to us is his way of trying to take care of Bengie’s psyche, then I’m fine with that. I mean, he’s lied to us too many times in the past for me to take him seriously at this point.

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asked if Posey might start, Bochy said, "I can’t answer that right now. Bengie, if he’s healthy and he’s doing well, he’s going to be the guy behind the plate."

Decent loophole material there.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

trick question. Bengie never does well.

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i has a sad :(

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OF FUCKING COURSE

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bright side?

Bochy loves double switching in the 6th

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calling Posey up to be Eli Whiteside is so fucking stupid.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would really kill me is if Bengie somehow can’t come back by Thursday and Bochy continues to start Whiteside. That would never happen. Right?

by kdl on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might be rough on Posey to catch Timmy though. Did he catch him in Spring training?

I watched Posey last weekend, he’s a great catcher but still needs to work on containing balls in the dirt.

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by Tellias on Sep 3, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy and Bengie should just get a room.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their lovechild would look like a snowman.

by speckops on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

can’t really be a snowman if the head is as big as the waist

by nataku on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how I’ve always built my snowmen.

by speckops on Sep 2, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their lovechild would look like an upside down snowman.

by jewbacca on Sep 2, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the Michelin Man.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

and rec’d

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by scout6 on Sep 2, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dad: Son, here’s your new Ferrari. Now you can wash it and I’ll even let you start it in the driveway. But no driving.

Son: …

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case

I dont think I like this move

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

valuable benchwarming skills

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before we all freak out (I know, too late), let’s recall how reliable Bochy’s statements about who’s going to play have been in the past.

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Nate is going to be starting every day from here on out.”

/Nate doesn’t start a game for a week

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No platoon at first base!

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Yeah, I expect Garko to get most of the ABs the rest of the year.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm okay with that...

…as long as Posey pinch-runs the first time Molina gets on base, and then takes over for the rest of the game.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Into the future

Reporter: “So Busta, you debut by catching a Cy Young pitcher, hitting against a future Hall of Fame pitcher on the team that is the defending champs while your club is in the middle of a long overdue playoff hunt – how do you feel?”

Posey: “It’s Buster, bitch.”

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 2, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Rhymes?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 2, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Britney reference?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess everything isnt flat in Florida

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 2, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Again?

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you repeated that Kawakami post, didn’t you?

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

no wonder that state’s shaped the way it is.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Sep 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like Florida they spent a lot of money to fill in the low spots

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHIFT-A

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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Only thing real in the pic is that straw hat.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d play with her stopwatch!

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a stopwatch?

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLineup

LF Torres
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Garko
2B Uribe
CF Rowand
RF Schierholtz
C Whiteside
P Penny

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

could be worser

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

late

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tried to unrecommend my own post — SBNation isn’t Catholic

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bochy drew names out of a hat

by nataku on Sep 2, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should do that more then

OMG HAI NATE

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by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/draws Buster Posey

wtf? how did that get in there?

/tosses away

/draws Eli Whiteside

by jctGamer on Sep 2, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was his hat he was damned lucky to even find 9 names.

by younghutch on Sep 2, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Penny.

He’s a Giant.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGAIN!

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Saddest series finale ever?

by jewbacca on Sep 2, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

could be

I only recently saw the finale on YouTube

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least we have Panda and Nate today

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allright lets beat Philly!! Sixer fans FTW

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by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 2, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't know Posey was so tall?

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by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI SIGNS EXTENSION WITH GIANTS

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli, Giants agree to 6-year, $97.5M extension

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by Yoyo on Sep 2, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

So

i realized why everyone hates Damon Bruce

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

what’d he say this time?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

just talkin about how stupid the Penny signing was, and how they should pull up Bumgarner

and he went on and on about how stupid it it for penny to make his first start against the Phillies because they are a good team.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, so, Bumgarner’s first start should have been in Philadelphia?

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know

like that really worked well for Lincecum

but he was saying Penny shouldnt start in Philly cause they are a good offensive team and its his first start and it could reduce him to tears

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing I'm getting from this:

Damon Bruce is a moron

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

then some guy called him and was talking for like 5 minutes about how good he is and he should ignore the critics and never change

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I’m just getting home… is this the place where we run around in circles, flap our hands wildly, and chant “Hurray, hurray, hurray, Buster’s on his way!!!” ?

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

You're too late

See jctGamer’s comment above: Bochy says they called up Posey to sit on his ass and do double switches. :(

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has been a really long week but was it this morning? or yesterday afternoon that they had Bochy on KNBR and he was talking about how he loves this time of the year because he can make a lot of moves line up wise… i think the word he used was “maneuvers”.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say that overstates it by one ' v .'

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 2, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

maneuers?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE maneuer!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he meant moes.

Bochy might be a 3 Stooges fan, and so he likes to make a lot of Moes line up wise…

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

MO VAUGH POWER

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

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by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope just emailed me to say that he almost got in an argument at work today. Someone was trying to tell him that W-L records are a good judge of a pitcher.

by Merope on Sep 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope he(Mr. Merope) kicked his ass

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone could have got seriously hurt

by Giant Homer on Sep 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody sic bondslegend on ’em

by Evan on Sep 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made my day. Even though Buster will probably only get 1 AB this entire week.

by imovermyhead on Sep 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Pappa ...

just said Bengie is not so happy about the Buster call up….

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by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever

only another month of him

Im siding with Buster

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money is

so sensitive sometimes….

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by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a solution: He can get the fuck over it. The team needs a third catcher because your ass is injured, Bengie. Posey was the best available catcher. Stop whining.

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by groug on Sep 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Are they supposed to put Garko out there if Molina can’t go or “aggravates” his quad? When the first call-ups were announced I was a little surprised that a third catcher was not among them because of the Molina situation.

by out machine on Sep 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

waaah

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

This is the guy who froze out the press in Anaheim because a reporter commented about how slow he is on the basepaths or something. He’s a delicate flower.

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by can of corn on Sep 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Headlines that aren't funny but they are
Lockdown at Skyline College after student shot in buttocks

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 2, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he going to play???

If so, then yes, I am fine with this decision. There is a good chance he is better than Bengie right now and can help propel us into the post-season.

However, if he’s just going to be a backup with a couple token starts, I think this move is ridiculous.

by NeifiChicken on Sep 3, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

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