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Post-Game Recap: Giants Beat L.A., Pick Up a Game in the Wild Card Race

If the Giants do squander this fantastical pitching staff -- if they don't make the playoffs -- the real shame isn't that they wasted the Lincecum/Cain/Good Zito/Sanchez/Found Penny pentumvirate. That'd be a drag, but they're all back next year. Well, except for Penny. And Good Zito's going on sabbatical. Also, Cain's getting traded for Prince Fielder. Other than that, the rotation should be the same.

The real shame is that's hard to build a bullpen this effective. It's real hard. And there are guys in this Giants bullpen who shouldn't be expected to repeat their performances. It's happening now. This bullpen is filled with magic now. Dang it. I wouldn't put money on it being the same next season.

But that's kind of a downer thought on a night in which the Dodgers and Rockies both lost. Whoop! Heckuva game.

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Yay not worthless!

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 18, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

yaaaaaaay

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Sep 18, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God

That picture. That caption.

by kimmyg on Sep 18, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck THIS, Russell Martin!!!

Michael Jackson dancing GIF Pictures, Images and Photos

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 18, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

While a picture may be worth a thousand words this GIF is worth 4 words (Suck it Russell Martin). May be used in lieu of aforementioned 4 words.

by Rorsavelt on Sep 19, 2009 5:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the complete quote is:

Suck THIS Russell Martin!!!! Eee hee! Whooooooo!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 19, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

80!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 18, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

2.5 is like not that much.

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

/running out of time

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It bears repeating...

SF Bullpen tonight: 4.2 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 2 BB, 6 K

That’s pretty damn huge against that lineup in that yard.

by mlb22 on Sep 18, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the look of that

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is this is really the only competitive race in baseball.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 18, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Twins 3 back of the Tigers in the AL Central?

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 18, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minnesota is only 3 out in the AL Central.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That used to be bigger.

TWSS.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 18, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

forced

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Btw

“She may have mentioned something to that effect” is the new TWSS.

by Rorsavelt on Sep 19, 2009 5:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FOX

they actually think the NY market would prefer Tigers-Twins today over Dodgers-Giants, especially with the built in drama of Brad Penny pitching in LA. Thanks, assholes!!

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

JOE MAUR SEZ HAI

I hope they make it. Playoff games are really awesome to go to.

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve actually never been to one. It’s on my to-do list

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Went to one here (minny) in 06

twins lost, but at one point they hit b2b HRs to RF to tie the game. That was the single loudest thing I’ve ever heard live. That’s the one thing that stadium is good for- it is effing LOUUUUD in the playoffs. I strongly recommend going to any game you can, it’s great.

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would be the final ones at the dome.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2009 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another reason why I'm rooting for them to make it

I won’t be sorry to see the dome go (one of the worst baseball stadiums in the league), but it has some lovable qualities.

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

ITS A TARP!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 19, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S A SUICIDE RAP

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 19, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE GOTTA GET OUT WHILE WE’RE YOUNG

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 19, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAUSE TRAMPS LIKE US

BABY WE WERE BORN TO RUUUUNNNN

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 19, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Furthermore:

I want to point out how much BETTER this team’s offense is when Edgar Renteria is not in the lineup. The team chemistry is better, they hit, they score runs, they WIN GAMES.

Renteria is a plague in the chemistry. The one game he’s played, they’ve lost. BOCHY, I HOPE YOU REALIZE THIS

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Sep 18, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

this, this, motherfucking THIS.

by zuma420 on Sep 18, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

something, something bitches, nerds

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s ready for the lefty-lineup against Wolf in game three? Guarantee that it’ll include Renteria…

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 19, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Renteria: Team Record in Appearances: 68-56 / in Starts: 67-54

The injuries finally caught up to him on the Phil-waukee road trip.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 19, 2009 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The injuries age & suck finally caught up to him on the Phil-waukee road trip.

by younghutch on Sep 19, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still only 34 and good career numbers for a SS.

Runs Scored
Active—1140—19th
Career—1140—202nd

Hits
Active—2185—13th
Career—2185—172nd

Doubles
Active—411—22nd
Career—411—143rd

Stolen Bases
Active—287—13th
Career—287—166th

Sacrifice Flies
Active—72—17th
Career—72—119th

He’s also 46th in career GDP, but no need to go there.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 19, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I'm so happy he used to be good

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a well known fact that you can substitute career numbers for any individual season. This is helpful for gritty, veteran gamers like Renteria when they’re in the twilight of their careers.

by speckops on Sep 19, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

34 going on 40

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 19, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy said tonight’s line-up will be what he uses against righties the rest of the season. Sound choice!

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by Goofus on Sep 19, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, except Winn really shouldn’t be playing. But hey, this lineup has scored 26 runs in three games, so I probably shouldn’t quibble.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Bengie out of the 4 hole.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! We’re incrementally more in this thing than we were yesterday!

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 18, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

renteria

 should not see thr field again until he is %100 healthy….. i’m guessing april. also, nate should start against ALL righties.

by giantdonkey on Sep 18, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

actually, Bowker should get a shot. He might have blown it last night by drawing a walk.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s the only thing I’d change about this lineup — put Bowker in there instead of Winn.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a fine, fine game.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 18, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fine indeed

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have absolutely no idea what to make of this team!

Quit playing with my emotions!!!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 18, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s the joy of this team!

by zuma420 on Sep 18, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thing is dragging us back in again!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 18, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, Bowkermania did in fact “come for me” and I indeed did not know what to do to.

by Rorsavelt on Sep 19, 2009 5:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Mullet?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 18, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bochy starts renteria again

because he’s too FUCKING STUPID to realize that WHEN HES OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME, WE FUCKING WIN. ARRRRGGGHHHHHHH.

LA BEAT. AND I MAY HAVE HAD A DRINK BEFORE POSTING

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

When Crabtree officially says “Fuck you” to the 49ers, will you delete your second sig?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got 8 more weeks

then it’s gone.

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think he’d do it. But now it looks like he’s doing it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 18, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I still don’t believe. When he signs it will come out of nowhere. There’s no way he sits the whole year. NFW.

That said, after week 10 if he’s not signed, the sig and pic are gone. Maybe sooner.

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t give a shit about Crabtree anymore. I will take comfort in watching him ruin his career before it’s even started, just because he had to be a punk bitch.

Sincerely,

Mike Williams

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

you’d trade away at least 4 1/2 years of a GREAT WR just because he annoyed you for 4 months? Glad you’re not running the team!

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, not at all. I want him on the team. He can’t be traded anyway. All I’m saying is that if he doesn’t sign with us, he’s effectively fucking himself over in the one thing that apparently means most to him: money. I’m not going to lose sleep over someone being unreasonable.

This is clearly the attitude Niners brass has taken, and I’m quite pleased.

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yez

I’m very glad they’re not going to cave. If he’s dumb enough to sit out, then so be it. Sucks that we wasted a number 10, but there’s a chance we get something in a trade before the draft.

Also, the Panthers suck, so there’s a good chance we get at least a number 10 next year

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus christ delhomme looked bad last week.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Would really appreciate someone informing him whether or not we're in this. The media says we are. The sensibilities say otherwise.

by beat_la_25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that makes me :DDDDDDDD

becuase their alternatives are even worse. KEEP SUCKING, CAROLINA!

Everett Brown or a top 10 pick? hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how he hasn’t played a down in the NFL and he’s already “great”. If so, we should be giving him waaaay more than what he’s asked for

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

because that would ruin negotiations for every pick in the future. He gets what a #10 pick gets, it’s not our fault the 9 teams before the niners were idiots who passed on one of the best players available.

Of course, it’s possible they saw this coming, so…

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That last sentence says it all

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the Lions and Jets are “idiots” for passing on Crabtree and selecting Stafford and Sanchez respectively. Imagine having top five picks in the draft and selecting a wide receiver when you don’t have a QB to get him the ball. Besides, Crabtree loses points for looking like he’s going to be a Keyshawn, Moss, TO or Chad Ocho Cinquo type who will be more trouble than he’s worth. You’re going to wind up wishing the Niners passed on him too.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

i doubt that

but we’ll see. It doesn’t look good RIGHT NOW, that’s for sure.

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm torn...

I’d love to have Crabtree on the team if he’s as good as everyone thinks, but also, if he goes back into the draft and is a bust, the Niners would save the money that would have been wasted on Crabtree.

*cough*AlexSmith*cough*

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by danieljgrant on Sep 19, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crabtree is that good

if he sits out a whole year, though, he probably won’t be.

And don’t get me started on Alex Smith. If he went to GB and sat behind favre for 3 years instead of getting to be coached by mike nolan, we’d have a much different outcome.

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m absolutely unconvinced Crabtree is that good. He played in the most gimmicky offense of the past decade, and was the top receiver in said offense. I’d put up good receiving stats if I were target TWENTY times a game too. He only played two seasons as well, and he’s coming off a serious injury.

Don’t get me wrong, I want him on the team, and I think he’ll be good, but in this situation he needs to realize he has ZERO leverage.

I agree that he’ll probably get worse as a football player, or at least slower to develop, should he skip this season. The guy is really, really, stupid.

by bondo on Sep 19, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

our friends aren't happy
Giants won…blech…

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

such language

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 18, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

sickos. I had to cover my eyes.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 18, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are the Homer to their Flanders are we not. Fuck it, they lost, I drink their children’s tears. Mmm, tears.

by Rorsavelt on Sep 19, 2009 5:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Arizona...

Jason Hammel goes tomorrow for Colorado. Dan Haren goes Sunday for Arizona. I like the Snakes’ chances of winning one of those games at least, which would mean 2/3, which would be more than we deserve to ask for.

Let’s not lose to Judy Garland.

by mlb22 on Sep 18, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Wolf on Sunday. Giants lose 1-0 (with Tim no decision 7 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 15 Ks)

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria hitting 2nd

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think Wednesday's lineup

And I’m being serious.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know

see my crazy rant below. Rent is starting tomorrow and probably sunday

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy will start Garko and if Garko fucks up and costs the Giants’ the game, Bochy will sit through the post game press conference with an “I told you so” smirk on his ugly face.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

scherzer and haren

 saturday and sunday…. i’ll take that.

by giantdonkey on Sep 18, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haren has been less than good the 2nd half of the season.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Not so sure about that one.

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

4.08 ERA after the All-Star Break

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Compared to 2.01 before

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess my point is that I don’t think he’s actually pitched worse, it’s just his stats have regressed to about where they should be. What he was doing before was not sustainable.

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched well against the Rockies a couple of weeks ago in Colorado. The bullpen lost the game for him.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

My POKEMONZ

agrees that he hasn’t been brilliant.

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say that’s less than good. I’d say that’s about average.

He had three bad starts and the rest have been great.

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was just giving the facts.

FACT: bears eat beets

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

His ERA did double.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

His ERA went up less than a point. His ERA in ~12 stars was double than it was in his first ~18. Weighted average baby.

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

80 WINZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 18, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I need clarification…was that Bowker out there late in the game?

We just traded who for who?!

by BawLa on Sep 18, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Getting a walk!

And Lewis doubled!
And Schierholtz got a hit!

Good night I must say.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Sep 19, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's worth repeating

Bowkermania did in fact "come for me" and I indeed did not know what to do to.

by Rorsavelt on Sep 19, 2009 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

how the fuck does bochy not realize that Molina out of cleanup and Rent out of lineup = much better offense? I wouldn’t be angry, but I KNOW HE’S GOING TO START RENTERIA TOMORROW AGAIN AND WE’RE GOING TO FUCKING SUCK ON OFFENSE. How does he not learn his goddamned lesson?

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Drink!

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by cheno on Sep 18, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ALREADY DID! HAH SUCK IT

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though I can't rival Pika for drunk posts

I’m nowhere near as crazy drunk as he gets

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LK/e THE WAY YOU THIUNK

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 19, 2009 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m happy Molina is out of the cleanup spot, but I forgot a couple of times during the game and got excited in RBI situations, only to see it was Randy Winn coming to the plate and not Panda. Can Panda bat third AND fourth?

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol random

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

bork

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 18, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK IT!!!

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT LIVE

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKIN THING SUCKS

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to do the “Hitler Finds Out..” meme thing with this clip, replete with English subtitles. /Fuck it! We’ll put Renteria at short tonight!

by Rorsavelt on Sep 19, 2009 5:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

There will be guys who do repeat their performance next year, too...

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

More often than not, this isn’t the case with baseball players.

And the Giants should not bank on duplication or improvement of its lackluster roster, either.

by Every6thDay on Sep 18, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants seem to think a player will usually play to their averages even if those averages were from 1488.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar’s stats aboard the Santa Maria were impressive. And, no scurvy.

by Every6thDay on Sep 18, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pssh… Unfortunately, we got Vasco de Gama era Rent over the sterling Columbus era where he bedded 12 of 14 wenches and pillaged the shit out of Dominica.

by grape on Sep 19, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the 2009 Edgardo Alfonzo. Always has great numbers against the pitcher, yet somehow manages to go 0 for 4 now that he’s in a Giants’ uniform.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeh.

It’s quite possible some will get better.

Like Sandoval.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Sep 19, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish

we would have swept the Rockies…and the Phillies…and the Brewers :(

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 18, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

i would like to report abuse, please

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg this is the best combo of fucking hilarious

and totally awful

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

o_O

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 18, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio Velez

3-for-5, 2 runs, 2 RBI, 1 HR, 1 SB

And he zig-zagged just enough in the outfield to catch that fly ball in the 8th.

HUGE

by GrooveGiant on Sep 18, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS!

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is for Renteria

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad has been trying ot tell me all year that Lewis suck s and now that Velez is hitting that he is better, and fuckin a Velez makes it had ro hate his ass nowadays with his clutch hitting and awesomness when the gints really need him

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by TexasRanger on Sep 19, 2009 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have a 10.4% chance of making the playoffs.

Take that motherf&ckers!

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Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 18, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Non

That was as of this afternoon. We have now gone up to 14%.

by esseffgeez on Sep 18, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected.

Seems like it should be more than that.

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Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 18, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like 140%!!!11

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I used to go to Supercuts, they always made my hair look like that

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FIREWORKS

/autodefenestrates

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 18, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Or are they gunshots? Amirite!?!

/autodefenestrates

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 18, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

::Plays N.W.A music.::

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sitting on the field, it was pleasant.

by Rorsavelt on Sep 19, 2009 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and...

FREDEMPTION STARTS HERE

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

give it a rest, pal; he’s exactly where he should be

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't recall

Did he get a hit with a runner in scoring position tonight?

Oh he did?

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, he executed as a pinch hitter…perfect!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONLY 18 RIBBIES THIS SEASON NERD

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

even Lewis said he should “take Manny out for dinner” after the game after the way he misplayed Lewis’ hit. Still, all you could ask is that Freddie drive the ball in that situation and he did.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve got to know the fielders you’re hitting to and Freddy knew that Manny is a butcher defensively.

YEAH FRED.

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by jponry on Sep 19, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was AGAINST signing Edgar.

I only defend his career reputation the same way I would for any veteran player of note.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 19, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FredLOL

didn’t hit grand slam= teh suxxors

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 18, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think in Bochy’s head, he’s worked himself into Nate’s old role. Too good off the bench to start!

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 18, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pictured Brian Wilson reading this comment

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just wonderin

how does hokysmoks defend his boy Rent now? When he plays, we lose. When he doesn’t, we BEAT LA

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s an act, and he’s suckered in a whole bunch of y’all.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 18, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it is

still annoying. LIKE YOUR FACE

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My face is money down the stretch, indeed.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 18, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he could easily explain by saying it’s not Renteria, it’s the Giants’ in general sucking against left handed pitching.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You do this on purpose, don’t you?

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was replying to the post that started this series about defending Renteria. Sorry I didn’t follow up on the sexual innuendo by talking about baseball.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

you didi though

that’s why it’s funny. It was a total reply fail.

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also pictured this comment being spoken by Brian Wilson

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was semi-serious, and now it’s 0% serious.

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

3% serious at best.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it was July, Edgar would be put on the DL.

However, since it’s already September, it would be a useless maneuver. The rest of the team admires his veteran demeanor, so not being DL’ed allows him to travel on road trips.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 19, 2009 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve killed myself several times over this season, yet, I keep coming back, too. FUCK YEAH, GIANTS!!!!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, HOWRY HATERS

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/hand raised. high in the air.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Would really appreciate someone informing him whether or not we're in this. The media says we are. The sensibilities say otherwise.

by beat_la_25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

 I want to be wrong. It’s not you , it’s me…

by Rorsavelt on Sep 19, 2009 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

all the relievers were great last night. He gets the credit for being in the right place at the right time to get the win.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a non-walkoff situation…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

They tease me every day… this is not fair.

by hedrun on Sep 18, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WE FOUND ANOTHER CHEEZIT TONIGHT!

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

and it wasn’t on the bottom of our foot.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 18, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was like a three cheezit game.

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Godspeed little cheezit

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 18, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

a cheddar jack cheez-it

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

My best friend

recently moved from SF to LA…am I forced to hate him now?

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 18, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

If he roots for the dodgers, yes

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if he just became a Dodger fan.

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he doesn't like baseball

but he started rooting for the Lakers :(

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 18, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, hate him

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, fuck that noise

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are you, Kenny Powers?

kenny powers Pictures, Images and Photos

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 18, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

never seen that show

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty damn funny. He seems to say “Fuck that noise” alot.

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 18, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that saying

I must watch this show

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My buddy and I have taken up a different Kenny Powers saying, “on the reg” as in “on the regular.”

Have you guys seen this? Kenny Powers twitter. Some shit’s HILARIOUS.

http://twitter.com/KFUCKINGP

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit! Unreal

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 18, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bondo you are so cool nwt that you smoke weedd on the reg

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by TexasRanger on Sep 19, 2009 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re fucking out! (good show)

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then,

YOU’RE FUCKIN’ OUT!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenny Powers Pictures, Images and Photos

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 18, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M FUCKIN IN!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 19, 2009 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ew

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot him now.

Put the poor man out of his misery.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus

Is your friend really insecure and in need of some serious soul seeking?

/hates losers

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail [addressed to OP]

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and ours

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

More ours, to be honest.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not okay.

by kimmyg on Sep 18, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a figure of speech (at least it better be!)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

She(?) meant the Laker fandom.

Not the shooting.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up during the early 80’s. You were either a Larry Bird fan (Celtics) or Magic Johnson fan (Lakers). I was taken to task for choosing Larry Bird but I explained I could NEVER root for an LA player.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was born in 1980 and chose Šarūnas Marčiulionis.

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lived in LA during the Magic years; I’m a Warrior fan, but I admired the way the Lakers played the game.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not as bad as my suitemate. She likes the Lakers, Yankees, and Cowboys. And she said if she ever gets into hockey, she’ll like the Red Wings.

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by mymclife on Sep 18, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

frontrunner

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

What a terrible human being.

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate women like that

I don’t mean to be sexist because I know there’s men like that too. But it bugs me more when its a chick.

/misogynist

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s a pretty die-hard fan of all three, and openly admits that all her favorite teams are generally the most hated. So not as bad, but still.

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by mymclife on Sep 18, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's legit it's less bad

but still. Have some freaking integrity in your choices

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I can give her the Lakers because she’s from LA, but the other two? Just, no.

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by mymclife on Sep 18, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I chose the Red Sox in 1975 because of Fisk’s home run and I liked Jim Rice (late 70’s). I liked the Giants because they were my local team. I suffered until 2004 with a team that didn’t win since 1918 and another team that didn’t win since 1954 and still wait today. I’m glad I wasn’t a frontrunner.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Choosing an AL team to root for before interleague play

you pass.

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And before all the frontrunners of 2004.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Choosing the Red Sox in 1975 wasn't front-running?

I mean, no offense SFGuy, but they did come within a game of the world series championship that year.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I was only 7

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHH

CALLED OUT!

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

This posting software if fail, it cut out around 5 sentences of my comment. Oh well.

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS***************

YARGH

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, no offense.

Front-running at age 7 is far more acceptable than later in life.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the 2004 front runners. They couldn’t tell the difference between Bill Mueller and David Ortiz.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need say no more.

Collapsable for your comfort.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 19, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just vommed in my own stomach.

by Rorsavelt on Sep 19, 2009 6:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

doesn't that make her

something like a sports masochist?

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Yankees may go a decade without a ring (though they look pretty damn good this year…), and LOLOLOL the Cowboys haven’t won a playoff game in, what, thirteen years? Fourteen?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Democrat in the White House = better chance at Yankees title. (The Yankees hadn’t won with a Republican in the White House since 1958)

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember thinking about this on Election Night.

Come on, Yankees! You can do it! Choke two more years. Minimum.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE OF THESE THINGS

is not like the other. cough cowboys suck. I’m guessing she’s there for Romo.

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can say quite definitely that she’s not. Very, very not.

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by mymclife on Sep 18, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a Laker fan :( but its only cuz i lived in LA growing up and i was raised as a giant and niner fan but my dad didnt like basketball so i fell in love w/ kobe and the lakers. Can we still be internet aquaintances?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 19, 2009 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can tell you’re young. Older people would say Magic.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2009 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah 19, I was in elementary school when the Lakers started their run, and Kobe & Shaq were the bees knees

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 19, 2009 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

So were Kemp and Payton, I was a Sonics fan for the same reason

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 19, 2009 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a long suffering Knicks’ fan. At least I’m old enough to remember the two championships. There’s nothing bigger in New York than basketball when the Knicks’ are good. Even the Ewing teams that didn’t win a championship were bigger than baseball and football.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of my really good friends is the same way, he is a diehard sonics fan that grew up in Long Beach because of Gary Payton

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 19, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

you will, if not now, then eventually

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did it then moved back. Couldn’t take it

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go to UCLA and grew up in the bay as a Giants fan… sometimes we can’t control our location.

by hedrun on Sep 18, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, I beg to differ, sir

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

True that.

I had the choice between Berkeley and UCLA. I chose wisely.

(GO BEARS!)

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

roll on

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

branch campus hate

FTW!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 18, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tasty, and definitely salty.

9 AM?

by bondo on Sep 18, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/groug is on it

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus, are they playing in europe?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an 11 AM game in Minnesota.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those two choices

tell me you have the luxury of mucho dinero

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

also a sad statement on our public school universities

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like a sad statement

on the real esate market. My best friend rented his own room right next to campus at UCSD for 1/2 the cost of being in a TRIPLE dorm room at Berkeley.

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yes, but

that room is in San Diego… wait, nevermind. I suppose the worst room in SD is probably nicer than a nice corduroy cell for three.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2009 5:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

you have to kill him before he dishonor himself

by DJ Tofu on Sep 18, 2009 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to interpret this as a separate mission for all of us, and not a reply fail

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, it was a massive reply fail, just can’t put it nicely…

by DJ Tofu on Sep 18, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, ESPN. Why you gotta hate an' shit?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

bahahaha

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 18, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by 'hate,'

I mean use an analogy in which we are the Phillies fan.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

our losing isn’t as cute

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, reply fail

by kimmyg on Sep 18, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

but we got the ball back!

Our hope was restored.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 18, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I stopped watching the game in the bottom of the fifth to go to my dorm’s movie night. Right after that, the Giants scored two runs, and ultimately won the game. I think I might have to watch Zoolander a lot more often.

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by mymclife on Sep 18, 2009 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

As an RA at my college, I thank you on behalf of all RAs for attending a dorm event

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 18, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, its free food, and my RAs are pretty awesome. One actually lives one street over from me back in SJ, and we went to the same high school.

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by mymclife on Sep 18, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha I always felt bad for not going to dorm events as a freshman, especially when the RAs would knock on our door before it started to remind us about. So sometimes I would go to just grab food and leave. At least I showed up, right?

by kimmyg on Sep 18, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than nothing. the problem with the job of an RA is that we are judged for other people’s apathy.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 18, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, and you’re responsible for babysitting 18 year olds. I feel for you.

by kimmyg on Sep 18, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My floor is actually pretty good about attending (save for Thursday and Saturday night events, because everyone goes to the Row on those days). We once had this scavenger hunt that a good 30 people showed up for.

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by mymclife on Sep 18, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

purple row?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

By apathy

do you mean spending tedious hours working to acquire alcohol and recreational drugs?

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the only part of college that I didn’t like. Oh, that and studying.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My RA was totally hawt. every guy on the floor wanted her, so we gladly showed up at dorm events.

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by Goofus on Sep 19, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 18, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is fantastic!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Sep 18, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that ben stiller?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

It’s from Zoolander.

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks like he’s about 16

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you watched Generation Kill, the blond guy behind Stiller was one of the main characters.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

and?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you talking about Joe Biden?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No and. That concluded my point.

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

concur

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 18, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 19, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, I gotta see Zoolander for the 40th time. It’s like herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.

by grape on Sep 19, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Behind him...

Isn’t that Donovan McNabb?

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is wrong with you?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 19, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where's the obama one?

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

omg. LOL!

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Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 18, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

one of my faves. THANK YOU

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

this needs to be made into the new Giants at the Roxbury image… I’m voting for a starting rotation version with Lincecum, Cain, Zito and Sanchez

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by j14 on Sep 18, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto, get on it

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hillary Clinton is way happier than she would really be if she was in a car with those three.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone needs to turn that into Pablo, Zito, Lincecum and Cain

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 18, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

and rec'd

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Sep 18, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There are a couple people here who could do this.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much work.

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Maybe some day I’ll make a shitty version, but some of that is a pain to edit

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will this do for now?

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Why have I never seen this? Awesome

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

But why those three?

by esseffgeez on Sep 19, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because it was made in 2003.

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by satyricrash on Sep 19, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, nevermind

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’ll take a stab at it.

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by mymclife on Sep 18, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that scene at the gas station

is what is happening in Bochy’s mind when he’s filling out the lineup card.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 18, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

…right before the gasoline fight!

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

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by djp4cal on Sep 18, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking forward to seeing what penny can do tomorrow!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 18, 2009 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

According to the SB Nation widget for the Giants record, we tied this game.

AND I THOUGHT WE WERE SO CLOSE TO PULLING IT OUT TOO.

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Grant or whoever updates our team record has us at 79 – 67 – 1 on the site.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 18, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE’RE SORT OF IN THIS THING. MAYBE.

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If baseball played to draws instead of overtime like soccer and hockey, what would the playoff race look like?

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

No ties in hockey anymore

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that’s right, I forgot. I don’t really follow hockey

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

it’s tough. But in Minnesota it’s a little easier. I still want to go to a game live, and playoff hockey is one of the best sports events out there

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Quick Pitch on MLB Net

Forgot Jake Peavy is going for the White Sox tomorrow.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

But not for my pokemonz...

He and Johan are on my DL. But I’ve still got Grienke and Javy Vasquez holdin’ down the fort.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The White Sox probably forgot too.

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit or get off the can, that's my philsophy

All this drama is killing me

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by Bhaakon on Sep 18, 2009 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

My prediction

Giants end season 1 game back of Dodgers for WC, Rockies win division to spite us. Grant’s 1st postseason thread puts the blame on the 1 person responsible: Merkin Valdez.

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 1 person responsible: Merkin Valdez. Bork.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

If Dusty (Bonds hid his fail) or Alou were managing, we’d be 12 back right now, Bork is simply a lesser degree of fail.

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork’s handling of the pitching>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dusty’s and Sleepy’s
Bork’s handling of the hitting<<<<<<<<<<Dusty’s and Sleepy’s

Of course, Bork’s pitching staff>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>D’s&S’s and
Bork’s hitters<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<D’s&S’s

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you please

Bork cannot put lipstick on the pig that is Giants’ hitting. Henceforth, a debatable winner is bork.

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yoda?

That you it is?

Anyway, just because our last two managers were deeply flawed doesn’t give the current manager a pass on his own flaws. But yes, the 2009 Giants offense is an unenviable job to tackle.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually he can

by not hitting molina 4th, and not playing renteria. Those 2 moves make the team better. When he plays renteria, he makes a bad team worse. That is on him

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina’s spot int he lineup is pretty meaningless, big picture.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 19, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's hard for me to hang Molina in the 4 hole on Bochy.

It’s not like there are really any better options. I’m not that big on bashing him for being reluctant to play Nate either, since Schierholtz hasn’t acquited himself particularly well in his 295 PA’s, and Winn’s defensive value is still tremendous. Sure, there’s the whole platoon thing, but I can’t come down too hard on him for being skeptical of a SSS reverse platoon split.

Some other things, like Renteria’s continued PT in the face of Uribe’s fairly consistent competence, and refusing to allow Lewis and opportunity to re-enter the starting lineup, are certainly bash-worthy.

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by Bhaakon on Sep 19, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

No no no no no no no

Anyone would be a better choice for a cleanup hitter than Molina. Sandoval. Uribe. Ishikawa. Garko. Rowand.

Molina is a no-OBP guy hitting in like the second-most important spot for OBP. It’s completely the wrong spot for him and there’s no way he should be there.

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by groug on Sep 19, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval: If he were batting fourth all season, we’d be complaining about whoever Bochy hit third. This is shuffling deck chairs.

Uribe: He’s had in OPS+ in the 70’s the previous three seasons. His OPS was .724 as recently as 8/24, and August was the first time his monthly OPS exceeded .800. I can understand being sceptical of his performance in part time rols for the first 2/3rd of the season, and his overall performance didn’t really beond #4 worthy until his recent blistering streak.

Ishikawa: Really? REALLY? I consider myself an Ishikawa supporter, but his platoon-protected OPS+ of 88 is only two points better than Molina’s.

Garko: He’s hit like crap in 103 at bats since joining the Giants. I think he needs more opportunities to adjust, sure, but not in the #4 hole. Not yet.

Rowand: I could buy this, in the first half of the season, but I can understand the reluctance to move him from his confort zone in the eladoff role after such a poor 2008. The second half? Not so much. He had a passable August, but then, Bengie had an excellent August.

Molina is a no-OBP guy hitting in like the second-most important spot for OBP. It’s completely the wrong spot for him and there’s no way he should be there.

I can’t claim to be intimately familiar with the tenants of lineup construction laif out in The Book, but I’m pretty sure that the difference between Bengie and the next best candidate has been marginal at best.

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by Bhaakon on Sep 19, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fact

when bengie hits 5th our offense is better. And when Renteria doesn’t play, our offense is better. Bochy has control over both of those things. It’s obvious from watching the team lately- when Molina is 5th, the offense is noticeably better

Uribe: He’s had in OPS+ in the 70’s the previous three seasons. His OPS was .724 as recently as 8/24, and August was the first time his monthly OPS exceeded .800. I can understand being sceptical of his performance in part time rols for the first 2/3rd of the season, and his overall performance didn’t really beond #4 worthy until his recent blistering streak.

lol ok, well when exactly did Molina’s overall performance become #4 worthy?

Garko: He’s hit like crap in 103 at bats since joining the Giants. I think he needs more opportunities to adjust, sure, but not in the #4 hole. Not yet.

And as has been conclusively shown in the past, 103 ABs is more than enough to judge a player on. More than, say 450+ of crappy hitting. Even in those “crappy” ABs, Garko has a better OBP than Bengie.

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

And as has been conclusively shown in the past, 103 ABs is more than enough to judge a player on. More than, say 450+ of crappy hitting. Even in those "crappy" ABs, Garko has a better OBP than Bengie.

Is 103 AB statistica;;y conlusive? No, certainly not. As the saying goes, anything can happen in 100 at bats. That being said, no manager in baseball would bat Garko 4th given his production since the trade. Not one.

when bengie hits 5th our offense is better.

You chastised me for SSS on Garko, now I’ll return the favor. Molina has hit 5th in 3 games all seasons. Three. You can’t seriously tell me that it’s been proven that the Giants have a notably better offense based on Molina’s 15 at bats in the 5-hole.

And when Renteria doesn’t play, our offense is better.

I don’t know if this has been proven statstically, but I argued the same poit in my original post. To qoute myself: "
“Some other things, like Renteria’s continued PT in the face of Uribe’s fairly consistent competence… are certainly bash-worthy.”

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by Bhaakon on Sep 19, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, it's SSS

but it’s the move that makes more sense, and it’s worked pretty much all 3 times it’s been done. So in this instance, I’m willing to trust the SSS

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval: If he were batting fourth all season, we’d be complaining about whoever Bochy hit third. This is shuffling deck chairs.

This is not an argument. Also, Bengie has been so bad that moving him down to 7th or 8th or whatever and just moving everyone else up one spot would be better.

Uribe: He’s had in OPS+ in the 70’s the previous three seasons. His OPS was .724 as recently as 8/24, and August was the first time his monthly OPS exceeded .800. I can understand being sceptical of his performance in part time rols for the first 2/3rd of the season, and his overall performance didn’t really beond #4 worthy until his recent blistering streak.

He’s had an OPS better than Molina every day since the beginning of June. He’s better. He’s a better option.

Ishikawa: Really? REALLY? I consider myself an Ishikawa supporter, but his platoon-protected OPS+ of 88 is only two points better than Molina’s.

Not because Travis has been that good, but because Bengie has been that bad.

Garko: He’s hit like crap in 103 at bats since joining the Giants. I think he needs more opportunities to adjust, sure, but not in the #4 hole. Not yet.

You’re smarter than this.

Rowand: I could buy this, in the first half of the season, but I can understand the reluctance to move him from his confort zone in the eladoff role after such a poor 2008. The second half? Not so much. He had a passable August, but then, Bengie had an excellent August.

So if that one month really matters so much, do you think that Uribe should be the guy? And if not, then Rowand’s been better on the year, so should he be the guy?

I can’t claim to be intimately familiar with the tenants of lineup construction laif out in The Book, but I’m pretty sure that the difference between Bengie and the next best candidate has been marginal at best.

A bad decision is a bad decision. This has cost us runs that we couldn’t afford to give up. This is not a good lineup either way. But it could be better and it’s really really stupid that Bochy is ignoring that.

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by groug on Sep 19, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

*that Bochy was ignoring that

He has stopped ignoring that.

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by groug on Sep 19, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fine make me look bad with good grammar.

Why don’t you start drunk posting like a man and we’ll really go toe to toe.

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by Bhaakon on Sep 19, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

U R unable to identify a joke.

It takes awhile to craft a reasoned response, particularly after a six pack. Give me some time.

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by Bhaakon on Sep 19, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

funny that you say I can’t get a joke when you just fell in the chasm so hard

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is not an argument. Also, Bengie has been so bad that moving him down to 7th or 8th or whatever and just moving everyone else up one spot would be better.

1) It’s a prefectly good argument. Remember those long debates over whether Bonds should bat 3rd, or 4th, or 2nd? This is essentially the same argument. Sandoval is the team’s only good hitter, moving him from one spot to another will only open another hole in the lineup, not solve a problem.

2) The guys batting 7th, 8th, 6th have pretty much been as a bad a choice as Moline, for reasons outlined above and below.

He’s had an OPS better than Molina every day since the beginning of June. He’s better. He’s a better option.

That OPS was based on 79 at bats, and flew in the face of 3 years and 1300 at bats of evidence strongly suggesting, even screaming, that he’s a crap hitter. You may feel it necessary to constantly play the hot hand, but it’s entirely rreasonable for a manger (or anyone else) think that Uribe’s performance has been a SSS mirage for most of the season (hell, I’m still not really convinced that we should bring him back).

Not because Travis has been that good, but because Bengie has been that bad.

The point is that Ishikawa’s been that bad too, and in spite of beneficial platooning.

You’re smarter than this.

Yes, I am, but most manager’s aren’t. There’s a benefit to judging a manager against perfect, but there’s also something to be gained from judging him against his piers (aka: the guys who would replace him if he were fired). No manager in baseball would be hitting Garko 4th right now after that debut, even in this lineup.

So if that one month really matters so much, do you think that Uribe should be the guy? And if not, then Rowand’s been better on the year, so should he be the guy?

The one maonth matters so much because of context. Rowand slumped badly in July, and has fallen off the planet so far in September. August was his one decent (if unspectaculat) showing in the second half. Unfortunately for him, August was probably Bengie’s best month of the season, precluding any kind of switch. Hitting Rowand 4th in August would have essentially been “playing the hot hand”, but Bengie himself was the hotter hand at the time.

A bad decision is a bad decision. This has cost us runs that we couldn’t afford to give up. This is not a good lineup either way. But it could be better and it’s really really stupid that Bochy is ignoring that.

Like I wrote above: It’s an unforgivably bad decision if you’re comparing Bochy against the idealized “perfect manager.” If you’re comparing him against his actual competition, it’s a venial sin at best.

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by Bhaakon on Sep 19, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry for the spelling/grammar

not only am I somewhat intoxicated, but the right side of the text box is disappearing off the side of the screen.

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by Bhaakon on Sep 19, 2009 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol "no better options"

just no

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bork’s handling of the hitting<<<<<<<<<<Dusty’s and Sleepy’s

I seem to remember sleepy putting out an insane number of different lineups, to the point where we all speculated if he was merely pulling names from a hat around Bonds.

Dusty, of course, had the benefit of an actual offense which more or less filled out it own lineup card.

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by Bhaakon on Sep 19, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

the 1 person responsible: Merkin Valdez. Bork. The secret photographer a cabal of over the hill vets have planted behind the two-way mirror in Sabean’s pedarastic love nest.

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by Bhaakon on Sep 18, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This
Sabean’s pedarastic love nest.

Still, though, Merkin Valdez. Especially if he gets another loss this season, and I predict more than that.

Merkin Valdez: As consistent a pitcher as Nabby's 5 hole. WE AINT IN THIS!

by joe579 on Sep 18, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would prefer if this were not the outcome

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the season ended today

The Dodgers would get the Cardinals in postseason. If the records hold up, let LA win the division so they could lose to St. Louis.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I wasn't here much, but..

I wanted to do this! SO THERE

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Natto wins!

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dominating performance.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only because jponry isn’t here. She went to the meet up, right?

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was

I got a Jon Miller Bobblehead from her. WHOO.

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by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

…next time only post the top 10 or something.

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then I wouldn’t know how my nine posts stack up!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 18, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'LL DO WHAT I WANT

yeah, it was a bit long.

TWSS!

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

109!

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I made roll call and the East Bay meetup!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 18, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s talent.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 19, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I admire your gamerity.

by esseffgeez on Sep 19, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I post whored pretty good, and didn’t get half of what Natto got. Wow.

by zuma420 on Sep 18, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just got home from the East Bay gathering

A good time was had. Various McCoven were discussed and mocked. Dodgers fans were shouted down.

Pictures will be forthcoming.

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by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2009 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH, TAKE THAT GRANT

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I wish I could have been there to really mock the hell out of Lyle

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry I didn’t make it. Wiped out from work the last few days

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by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is always the next meet up, next season at Zeke’s (if it’s there).

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm…. playoffs, anyone?

by zuma420 on Sep 18, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad it wasn’t Zeke’s this year. My dorm is only a short walk away

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh

It was Zeke’s this year

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by Goofus on Sep 19, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

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2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 19, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Natto would be there until he explained why in one of the other threads.

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I make the cut??!?

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t recall you coming up, but about half the people were out of earshot, so maybe merkin or oldjacket or somebody dissed you.

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by jcb9 on Sep 19, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

woo hoo!

good enough!

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

We did talk about you, actually! And how it would be wrong to actually see you, and kill our image of you as a ten-foot tall viking warrior.

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by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh…6ft tall old man with a graying beard. Sorry to kill everyone’s image. =)

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLARS!

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by jponry on Sep 19, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was thinly veiled curiosity from Lars The Wonderer.

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by groug on Sep 19, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone is ripe for mocking it is me.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly we made fun of people who haven’t been around much lately and thus can’t defend themselves, like sharksrog, GRM, and wil.

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by jcb9 on Sep 19, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

We didn’t really make fun of wil.

We definitely made fun of GRM :)

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by jponry on Sep 19, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

We made fun of his love for William Sadler.

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by jcb9 on Sep 19, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor William Sadler

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by jponry on Sep 19, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sharksrog continues to post a hundred times a day on the old AOL National League discussion board, where we all went a few years ago because the SF Giants board was ruined by Bonds’ hating trolls. I really don’t get it, because everyone hates him on that board, and everyone likes him here. Why post where people can’t stand you? If you’re wondering why they don’t like him, it’s because he has no patience for posters who don’t back up their opinions with facts. He can get pretty insulting.

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by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I miss him! We all ribbed him but he really was a very good poster.

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by jponry on Sep 19, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. The “OMG Long post is long” was all very good-natured. I hope he comes back.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s weird, because people here do back up their opinions with facts

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by Goofus on Sep 19, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should tell him to come back here, where he’s appreciated.

I don’t remember him ever being anything less than polite around here.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 19, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand it either. Maybe he prefers the format of the AOL board, because it’s more conducive to very long posts. He pretty much makes a fan post with every comment over there.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

haverecords and I tried explaining wil to my wife. I wish he could/would show up to something like this, he seems like an interesting guy.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 19, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

If inexplicable.

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by jcb9 on Sep 19, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is that the Dodgers fans really did leave at around the 6th-7th inning like we told them to.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( awww too badi couldnt go, i’m in Ohio… :(((((( who wants to hang with me??

by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope we get to do it again real soon.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 19, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeahbaby

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 19, 2009 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

anyone listening to Damon Bruce?

he was all up on Manny’s jock, saying that Manny is the best hitter in the universe…and was talking shit to a few people, including me, via twitter about how good Manny is after his homer (me and a few others pointed out that Pujols is way better)

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I should have asked, was Damon Bruce talking about Manny at all? What I typed was just twitter stuff while the game was going on

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by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t listen to Damon Bruce.

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I’d much rather listen to Dave Flemming or Michael Urban’s post games shows.

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by Goofus on Sep 19, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t listen to him

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to be subjected to Damon Bruce

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 19, 2009 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damon Bruce is a dope.

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 19, 2009 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LINEUP TOMORROW

VELEZ, SANCHEZ, WINN, SANDOVAL, MOLINA, URIBE, ISHIKAWA, ROWAND, PENNY

Per Schulman:

He [Ishi] was playing because manager Bruce Bochy not only returned to the lineup that produced 19 runs in two games against the Rockies at home this week, he said it “pretty much” will remain the permanent lineup against right-handed pitchers.

by esseffgeez on Sep 18, 2009 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lol rent will be playing vs LHP

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by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meaningful because the Giants are scheduled to face two lefties back-to-back – Randy Wolf tomorrow and Doug Davis on Monday.

by esseffgeez on Sep 19, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is our Bochys learning?

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Baggs
Catcher Bengie Molina is likely to rest today, but manager Bruce Bochy plans for backup Eli Whiteside to work with Brad Penny again

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking Bengie out is an improvement.

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Whiteside?

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming everyone else gets moved up a slot.

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll see what Bochy does with matchups.

Winn is a career 4-25 off Garland

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he only takes lifetime stats into consideration when it enables him to bench a kid for a veteran.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not today

Bengie actually has good stats against Garland

.385 in 13 AB from 2004-2008
.500 in 4 AB this year

by esseffgeez on Sep 19, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol 17 ABs

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL misleading MLB.com stats

His actual career BA is .250 against Garland – 6 for 24

by esseffgeez on Sep 19, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL thinking bochy even cares about that

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by bondslegend on Sep 19, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

who?

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

no chance while we are still in striking distance

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by heimy25 on Sep 18, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s not fresh.

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by groug on Sep 18, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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by Natto on Sep 18, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Posey?

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 19, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had his chance.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 19, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll read the rest of the thread in a second, but may I just say…

FREDEMPTION BITCHES!!!!!!!

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2009 11:54 PM PDT reply actions  

One thing jponry and I discussed was

how, if we’d been in the gameday thread, Lewis would’ve struck out.

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by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 18, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

well then thank the LAWD you weren’t here!

by zuma420 on Sep 19, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOWRYCOVERY!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 19, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH GROUG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 19, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, holy cow, we just won Sanchez’s start.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 19, 2009 12:16 AM PDT reply actions  

It kinda just dawned on me, too.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 19, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

K so drunk PIKA does what now?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2009 12:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Go to bed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 19, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea… i’ll probably do that eventually after i re watch the giants game… very surprised, happily i might add

by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok ok ok, i will digress, and shut up… i’m just saying, hey, great game, i watched it while having fun at my friends apartment on his computer thank god then went uptown and got a few comments. Thanks everyone, talk to ya tomorrow!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great win guyz

Let’s win another game this series. Or two.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 19, 2009 2:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

So the lady gaga party paid out

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 19, 2009 2:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Rats and cockroaches

Humans have caused all kinds of animals to go extinct. But two that we’ve actually made concerted efforts to get rid of have thrived.

The Giants are like rats, they’re like cockroaches.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 19, 2009 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Fucking cock-a-roash

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 19, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Thas okay. Nother qualude, she love me in the morning”

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 19, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen
The real shame is that’s hard to build a bullpen this effective. It’s real hard. And there are guys in this Giants bullpen who shouldn’t be expected to repeat their performances. It’s happening now. This bullpen is filled with magic now. Dang it.

At the same time, couldn’t the bullpen be better? Romo will have a full year under his belt and will be a true set-up guy along with Affeldt. Runzler looks like like he’s ready. Waldis might be too. Unless I’m forgetting someone, Howry and Miller are the only guys not signed for next year.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 19, 2009 9:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen guys just bounce around in effectiveness a lot, this year we’ve had good “up” bounces from Wilson, Medders, Affeldt and even Miller.

The bullpen could still be quite good next year, especially with some more bargain hunting by Sabean but I think it will be hard to duplicate this year’s success.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 19, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It could be but it could also we worse. Hard to tell with relief pitching sometimes. It’s unusual for this many guys to be so good and so consistent this late in the year.

I guess it will depend on how the starting rotation does next year. One reason why our BP is so good is because it’s also more rested compared to other teams. So take this week – Penny, Timmy and Zeets all went 7 IP. Obviously that helps the guys in the ’pen.

by esseffgeez on Sep 19, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are three guys I’d say have been sensational: Wilson, Affeldt and Romo. Wilson and Romo are both young and them having there’s best years isn’t all that fluky. Affeldt’s whip is down from last year, which is a continuing trend from the three previous years. Other than cutting his HRs allowed way down, his other peripherals are actually worse from last year.

I don’t see any red flags that those guys are due for a fall off in 2010.

I think with Waldis and Runzler, the team now has more depth from which to build a solid bullpen.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 19, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was out last night with some friends

I got up this morning to read the game day threads. During the second thread I just had this urge to put on journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” in the background and I finished reading the rest of the thread with Journey blasting.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 19, 2009 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Bums lineup

Same-ish as last night – Belliard replaces Hudson, Blake and Loney switch places in the batting order

Furcal SS
Ethier RF
Ramirez LF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Blake 3B
Belliard 2B
Martin C
Garland P

by esseffgeez on Sep 19, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

LOLineup

Velez LF, Sanchez 2B. Winn RF. Sandoval 3B. Uribe SS. Ishikawa 1B. Rowand CF. Whiteside C. Penny P.

by esseffgeez on Sep 19, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

MORE VALUABLE OFF THE BENCH, NERD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 19, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is fine with me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 19, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY!?!?

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Sep 19, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

They use him to fetch the sunflower seeds and bubble gum.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last I heard the Tinkerbell backpack was in RJ’s locker

by esseffgeez on Sep 19, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

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