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Post-Game Recap: The Giants Are Out of This Thing, and Running Down the Street To Avoid the Thing's Flaming Wreckage

You know what? I'm going to give full credit to Jorge De La Rosa on this one. He threw hard, he located well, and his offspeed stuff was impeccable. It wasn't the awful, disgusting, reprehensible offense that's usually awful, disgusting, and reprehensible when Pablo Sandoval is hitting, but even more awful, disgusting, and reprehensible when Sandoval is slumping. That's nitpicking. De La Rosa pitched a heck of a game. Credit where's credit's due.

The Rockies have 15 games left, and they lead the Giants by 3.5 games The Giants have 16 games left. Here's something to cheer you up:

 

Which scenario seems likely? The Rockies mess the bed, and the Giants sneak in playing the same ol' way they've been playing all season? The Rockies do well enough, but the Giants go nutty over the last two weeks and steam into the playoffs with pockets full of momentum? Yeah. This should be awesome.

Don't forget Pascual Perez's Wager from last night, though. This loss doesn't sting nearly as bad as it should*. This is a team with a flawed roster, managed by a guy who has found a way to make it worse. He took the rusty bicycle he was given, and decided that square tires would make for a smoother ride. There's no way this team should sniff the playoffs with this offense and this manager. It would be a historically bad postseason team at the plate.

Now, as I'm writing this, the Giants are mounting a furious rally. Bengie Molina just knocked in a run. Juan Uribe represents the tying run. The Rockies are bringing in Rafael Betancourt, a right-handed reliever. If Bochy allows Edgar Renteria to hit -- if he doesn't recognize that, inspiring grand slam notwithstanding, Renteria is one of the worst hitters in the National League, he's hurting, and the Giants have left-handed power...

...I stopped writing when Uribe hit into the almost double play. Watched the last three outs with my hands half-over my eyes. Three chances to get a single. Two of the ten worst hitters in the league. To be fair to Winn, he's a much better hitter left-handed, but, brother, that doesn't mean he's good. Schierholtz had some good takes, but he was overmatched. The team was overmatched tonight.

And Edgar Renteria got his ninth-inning at-bat against a right-handed pitcher. Hey, it was the same pitcher that Renteria hit the Grand Slam against, right? That must have some sort of significance, right? No reason to use the best hitter in AAA. No reason to use Winn right there, either. Nope, save Winn to hit for Rowand, who isn't doing so hot this year, but who's a wee bit better of a bet than a gimpy Edgar Renteria.

I hate synecdoche games. I really do.

As my head hits the pillow tonight, the only thing that will let me sleep is my hope that an also-ran Giants team will lead to a new manager in 2010. All I want is a manager who can judge talent on something other than whatever 50 at-bats happen to stick in his head.

They fought hard. Kind of proud of them. But right now Bruce Bochy's talking about Edgar Renteria's clutchitude. That's like watching the Secretary of Defense get excited about new trebuchets after watching Washington D.C. burn. I've never disliked a manager more. Search the archives for "Felipe Alou." I'll guess there's, oh, twenty mentions over a couple of years. I didn't think managers could ever make much of a difference, but I've never watched a manager so clueless as to what constitutes a talented hitter.

Night, all.

*obviously, this sentence was written before the ninth inning

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FUCK THIS TEAM

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 16, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

You

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 16, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/me watches SF guy work through this thread

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really. I’ll post a few but since I’ve been at the games and not on the game day threads, I post less.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alyssa Milano?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The great thing though is that I got the Star Wars guys riding dachshunds photo out of it (thanks Natto!).

Kruk is the biggest homer in the history of mankind. It’s kind of sickening. “The Rockies are leakin’ oil!” he says. Really? Really?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They should have turned tonight’s postgame wrap over to us. We would have had KNBR’s FCC license suspended in no time.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 16, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He just wants everyone to get along.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That wasn’t me, but I’m happy to take credit for anything people like.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was me… I think Natto and I were both firing with both guns on the images.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We just ran my dachshund in a weiner race. Would have been better with a bit of a star wars dude (sorry for lack of real terminology) on his back. Maybe he would have won.

Um, like the Giants.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weiner race?

Does Goofus know about this?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 16, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've entered lots of weiner races

…heavyweight division

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2009 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Assuming Aurilia, Garko, Lewis all ran over Botchy’s dog/slept with his daughter/called him a bad name, why do they all end up playing in this game?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or just slept with his dog

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because they all got him a card that said “Hey, at least we’re not Kevin Frandsen.”

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 17, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My oil can was leaking oil after I ran over it.

:/

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re making me read at a time like this?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, jackass, you shouldn’t make me write at a time like this. I’ll cut you. I’ll cut you good.

by Grant on Sep 16, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All right, Obama.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 16, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, nah.

You have to say it slow and quiet. Like you’d like to not call him a jackass, but his jackassery is just too much for you.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ANGER MANAGEMENT KNIFE FIGHT! GO!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eli pinch running for Bengie

I’m not sure I’ll ever get it considering the expanded rosters and who was on the bench.

by dprodigy19 on Sep 16, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To paraphrase McEnroe

you cannot be serious.

/checks box score

I WILL SHOVE THIS BALL DOWN YOUR THROAT

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of: man, this Serena Williams stuff is getting blown ass-wide out of proportion.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I’m happy for you and I’ll let you finish, but Serena did the best physical threatening of a game official on television at center court in the biggest event in American tennis. I don’t see how that can get blown out of proportion.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because she’s got a GREAT ASS!

/Pacino

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 17, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN did a whole segment yesterday or the day before on how athletes are becoming poor sports and are swearing inappropriately. I find it kind of funny that ESPN is now trying to be some sort of moral police.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 17, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The EVENING NEWS on like ABC did a segment the other night about how THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE OUT OF CONTROL AND NEED TO BE STOPPED and they used Serena Williams, the NFL (in total), and that “You Lie!” dude as their only basis for the segment.

Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Howie

you must admit that the greatest problem in the nation is… spoiled athletes!

Next on Anderson Pooper 360: Michael Jackson’s doctor death also treated Elvis!!!! OMG Three hour live segment! Let’s go to David Gergen, Paul Begala, and that RNC guy that looks like Rollie Fingers…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 17, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Post game wrap in full-on spin mode

I’m gonna vomit.

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 16, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruk

“The Giants team right now is stronger than the Rockies.”

WT actual F? Did I misread the score.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Right

That’s why the Rockies 7th and 8th place hitters tonight would both lead the Giants in HRs.

by taliesin on Sep 16, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Physically, I think.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we probably are

but we needed the sweep that badly

by i wish we were good on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Grant: Epic Fail on the attempted reverse jinx on Renteria.

I suppose some things are beyond even his powers.

by taliesin on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I’m still pissed.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beautifully written. Thanks Grant

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

renteria suxxx

by withclubsauce on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU RENTERIA

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sobering thought.

It would not surprise me to see the Rockies finish 14-1 or something like that after watching their 2007 team.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If the Rockies play above .500 the rest of the way, we’re out. No way we win 12.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, pretty much this.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 16, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After 2007 it would not surprise me the Colorado wins 14 of those games.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fixed

If the Rockies play above .500 the rest of the way, we’re out. No way we win 12.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 16, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re all doing it! Even Jon, who I thought would be ripping them a new one.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU BRUCE BOCHY

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Coincidentally, the Giants scored as many runs as the Oilers scored goals, so I stand by my earlier superstition. Too bad the Rockies scored twice as much as the Islanders.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 16, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's games like this that make me wish I had something to drink or smoke.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, at least the madness is over and we can all get on with our lives. Seriously. I mean it. The worst is over. All that’s left is the water landing.

by Every6thDay on Sep 16, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That all depends on what higher-ups stay on

If Sabes and/or Bochy get the vote of confidence….

by dprodigy19 on Sep 16, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since the walk-off slam...

I’ve been mentally preparing myself for a “Maybe competitive in 2011/2012” mindset. I don’t see the Giants making any offensive improvements next season (adding talented players, even by subtraction), therefore, I expect the team as a whole to not perform as well as they have this season. Can’t count on pitching to be this good every year. It’s not realistic. Expecting people to not be able to swing at small objects coming at them at 90+ mph is far more reasonable.

by Every6thDay on Sep 16, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The numbers look bad, yeah

But you just have to remember is that all it takes is the rockies losing 3 in a row (they just did it) and the giants winning 3 in a row (we’ve done it before) and then we’re playing even ball.

I know the optimism is usually a Purple Row trait, but they’re not out of it yet.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOPE

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, fiddlesticks

you are right, my good man

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually the Giants would need to win 4 in a row...

…to pull even, being currently 3.5 back.

The last time the Giants had a 4-game winning streak was July 30th.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 16, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The last time the Giants had a 4-game winning streak seems like it was July 30th, 2002.

by younghutch on Sep 17, 2009 6:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody hold me.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Sep 16, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please put your pants back on.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 17, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair to Winn, he’s a much better hitter right-handed

Writing in the heat of the moment?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 16, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Against pitcher who are right handed maybe?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 16, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only Grant knows.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 16, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew this game was lost as soon as I saw the lineup

seriously. And you know what? GOOD. It means fucking bruce fucking bochy and his fucking cunt ass will be on the goddamned street next year right where he belongs. Fuck him and his stupid fucking french heritage, too.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 16, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m really not assured that Bochy won’t be back next year.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well he for sure will be if we make the playoffs

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 16, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

That’s by no means a certainty. Although the decision to start Renteria today has to make even the casually involved owner shake his head.

by taliesin on Sep 16, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only we had the cleanup hitter that we had before Molina. Hmm, what was that guy’s name again, the guy the Giants supposedly no longer needed in the organization?

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, I know what you're saying, but he can't even play first base at this point.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say if Manny Ramirez and Adam Dunn can play in the NL, then so can the above-mentioned guy…what was his name again?

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

he’s no Garko with the glove

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its hard to see him gone next year, with all the love the press gives him for ‘turning the giants around’ or ‘making something out of nothing’

by i wish we were good on Sep 16, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And...

“How great he manages the pitching staff.”

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m no Bochy apologist, but he’s done a pretty good job with the pitching staff.

by scotterduder on Sep 16, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then he should go be a fucking pitching coach somewhere and keep his bork off our lineups.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to agree.

Although anyone would look good after Felipe’s “Simon says, everybody warm up!” approach to the bullpen.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 16, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re still not sure why he insisted on calling himself Simon.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many Alous are there?

They are endless!

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I LOL’d

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2009 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

What gives you the idea that Brian Sabean would fire him? Why would Brian Sabean be dissatisfied with someone who thinks exactly the same way he does?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 17, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tuned in for the last PA :-(

My timing sucks

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 16, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMNIT BAETOWN

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STRING HIM UP

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOOD THING WE HAVE SOMEONE TO BLAME NOW

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Run, baetown415!

*beatown415 speeds over the hill…3 seconds later the entire McC mob follows.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I BELIEVE IN IMPOSSIBLE JINXES ALL BAETOWN’S FAULT
/FLAME FLAME FLAME

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 16, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Run, baetown415!

*beatown415 speeds over the hill…3 seconds later the entire McC mob follows.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will try to stay positive:

In 1987 the Tigers and Blue Jays had a LEGENDARY pennant race the last week of the season. Blue Jays swept them in Toronto on the next-to-last-weekend and were 3 games up with a week left. I think the Tigers won their last 7, including a sweep of the Blue Jays in Detroit the final weekend to win it.

Okay, so the problem with this analogy is that the GIants and Rockies are done playing each other. I realize that.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 16, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruk talking about wine now.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I need a lot of it

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 16, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McC talking in whine now.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THIS TEAM…..good night

by DFAAurillia on Sep 16, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ve worn my Timmy shirt on gamedays twice now. Both losses. I won’t wear it anymore. 16-0, HERE WE COME!!!

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 16, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We need a reality check

It’s time to pay attention to the things that really matter in life, things we can touch. Things that we can break and smash. Things like drywall and flimsy Ikea chairs.

by Your mother on Sep 16, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yo mama!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 17, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "Edgar Renteria"

IRATE NERD. RAGE!

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 16, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

no way

it’s too perfect

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol. ty

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWYMS

assuming that’s what your sig is getting at…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LUIC

(laughing until I choke)

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 16, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Edgar Renteria: Takes pitches to let the tying run steal 2nd

…and then has the presence of mind to try to hit the ball to the right side so that the tying run could get to third with one out.

Sure, Edgar’s arms are falling off and hurt bad enough that he even warned the newsreporters all about it the day before as sort of a hint that he wouldn’t be starting himself if he were the manager, but you gotta admire his keen baseball mind. Why, hell, I bet Edgar would have pulled himself for Bowker, because nothing beats a 2-run deficit like a 3-run homer. And I don’t think Edgar would have burned Richie and Garkie in earlier, less promising points of the ballgame, either.

Edgar Renteria — 2010 player/manager — because knowing when to bench your own ass is like MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS!

by hokysmksbw on Sep 17, 2009 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is getting good :-D

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 17, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm convinced.

Heck, at this point I’d take just about anyone over Zardoz.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 17, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to cry

Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Sep 16, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m not quite clear on everyone’s feelings about Bruce Bochy and Edgar Renteria.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rage, irate nerd.

by Grant on Sep 16, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Polite disagreement.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LVPs.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Sep 16, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't really blame Renteria...

..he’s clearly in no condition to work right now, but his chosen occupation irrationally values guys who go out and try to play through pain.

That’s why you need a manager who knows when a guy can actually do his job, and keep him on the bench if he’s not able to. Someone like…oh…Not Bruce Bochy!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 16, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you lost me at the headline

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 16, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also hit 6th

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you want to call it that

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 16, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw him make a few bad throws

and let a ball klank off his glove

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should have a count of how many times we say FUck Bochy or Fuck Edgar

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure I said it over 100 times

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure I said it over 100 times in one thread.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sooooo we can agree that it’s been more than 5000 times this whole year?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this guy may know.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Vegeta, I’m really happy for you and I’m gonna let you finish, but Goku had one of the highest power levels of all time.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Vegeta walks backstage and starts crying

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 16, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Goku looks embarrassed about the whole thing

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This wrap is way too happy

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 16, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They’re drunk.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, at least i’m not drunk

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will that be changing?

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 16, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not at 2 AM in the morning

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what about 2 AM at night?

by quincy0191 on Sep 16, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you’re pushin it buddy

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This beer isn’t getting me drunk fast enough… HELP

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

k, you got a funnel? or you got shot glasses and some alcohol?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fratboy fail

funnels only to be used for funnelator purposes.

Shame on your Greek system.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shhhhhh, U R 5, just get a beer bong and don’t ask questions

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try drinking something with more than 6% alcohol.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joose, or Sparks

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I DONT HAVE ANYTHING, THATS WHY IM SO FREAKED OUT

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

awww shit, power hour!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Car?

Gotta be some acid in that battery. Full of vitamins and minerals.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hand sanitizer

62% alcohol.

Pay no attention to the other chemicals.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I found sparkling wine:

large glass is large:

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t start with me, don’t ever call me pal, dude

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuckyoubrucebochy.com

This domain is available

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BIG HEAD FETISH!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 17, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also Cain will never get 14 wins.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh right, it was Matt’s game

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly, Matt has forgotten how to win.

"That feeling after you win and they raise your hand... it's like you have this energy that releases from your body, and it's like you mingle with the cosmos, and you feel omnipotent"

by woomikee on Sep 17, 2009 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When will we admit that he just doesn’t have it?

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does he pitch against L.A. again this year?

If not, he has a chance.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well yeah

You say that like there was doubt at some point.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 16, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s been so so so so so long since he’s gotten a convincing victory it seems

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That because it’s been so so so so so long since he’s gotten convincing run support.

There were at least a couple games in July and August he should have won instead of getting a no-decision. I was at one of them. He threw a 9-inning shutout.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 16, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, very true, how on earth could this change so suddenly from Pre-All star game

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Overheard

Matt Cain: I’m sick of this %#%

Matt Cain’s Agent: Where do you want the dump truck full of thousand dollar bills to stop? Two are coming from NY and one from Boston.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh how bout this, i walk up to my friends apartment just now, it’s 1:45 in the morning and they want a ride uptown where the bars close at 2… they’re crazy… Anyway i walk up and they talk to me about how much the GIants suck, and my big said “hey, at least you’re not a Pirates fan”…

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you uppercut him in the balls?

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was just like, so dude, how should i shoot myself…

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My big? Do I want you to finish that one?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BIg brother in the fraternity

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there ya go

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luckily we have Alex to translate

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

needs more “dude . . .”

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and rohypinol

I keed, I keed… :)

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Kruk is drunk.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that almost never happens

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Couple years ago, on the last day of the season, he named Jack Daniels as the player of the game.

by troymccluresf on Sep 16, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kuip sniffing the mic foam, what does he hide in there?!?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 16, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm in!

dammit Pictures, Images and Photos

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rasslin

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave sending out an apologia for Nate …

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he makes some valid points. Highest pressure at bat of his career.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 16, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice sweater.

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 16, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s working the bar at Acme later on.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better than Papa’s bow tie and thong.

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 16, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/flagged

by Grant on Sep 16, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would he only have one sandal?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks! I just got it.

wait. you can see me?

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 16, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you forget to tape over your webcam
?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 16, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

google burning up

McC turning up in webcam/tape/babe searches…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didn’t swing at the two perfect pitches just outside of the zone; he swung at the one that just nicked the corner. I can’t get too down on him for that at-bat.

by Grant on Sep 16, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He worked the count… it’s just too bad he didn’t put the ball in play, but it’s cool

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was entirely Renteria’s fault.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh without a doubt, basehit scores two

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A fucking ground out to the first baseman scores one and puts another in scoring position with less than two out.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT! he couldn’t even do that… so hence, a pop out produces NOTHING

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which would’ve meant Winn’s groundout tied the game.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 16, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way

Fred L should have stolen a grand slam that one time he was on the field

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not really blaming Nate all too much.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He should not have come up. Yeah, if he gets a hit, he gets a pass for next year, but Renteria or Winn should have gotten a hit just as much as Nate should have. And they’ve been there before.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 16, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, group therapy. Thanks, folks. Now I can kind of sleep, though my dreams will be haunted by irate nerd rage.

by Your mother on Sep 16, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Renteria anagram

A Fucker Inert…

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anagram for Bruce Bochy

Chubby Core

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What about FUCK BRUCE BOCHY?

I think it’s become the new Suck It Russell Martin.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bye, Cock Fur Chub.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL! /meme over

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha

this is my favorite

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 17, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ray Allen definitely doesn’t approve

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 16, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love the dude in the background. And everyone’s slowly melting enthusiasm.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the dude in the background.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We were in this thing

but the latch was borked so we fell out

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 16, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least, it’s not the worst loss of the season. Nothing can beat that.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh god, that’s so true, there’s nothing this season worse than in Colorado, i nearly died that night

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure if my GF wasn’t watching that game with me and calming me down I would’ve done something real bad.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, right on, yea my girlfriends already asleep at her dorm so i’m here in my apartment by myself keeping myself sane by posting here

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No she’s not, she’s ove.. nm.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh, it’s cool, haha, honestly she could give a shit about baseball, she’s an indians fan

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

both hands on the keyboard

that’s better

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like that idea

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT Pictures, Images and Photos

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That blue Maker’s Mark will make you sterile.

by Grant on Sep 16, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too late!

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish

woulda saved a lot in child support payments

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kids are annoying

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 17, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should know. You are one.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/whines annoyingly

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 17, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrong colored booze is colored wrong

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you booze you lose

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm out of this thing

but let me get a hand stamp so I can go get a burrito and see if I wanna come back into this thing.

by troymccluresf on Sep 16, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

NO IN AND OUT

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Post of the night!

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 16, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I STILL can’t believe Conine was never a Giant.

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 16, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t tempt the Fates!

by Every6thDay on Sep 16, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that step one was cutting a hole in the box?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m way ahead of you (step 2)

by TwoBagger on Sep 16, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

7-8, 11-5.
thats the only feasible, lucky way we get in.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 16, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who all are we playing? Break it down.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SD, AZ, LAD i believe? SD twice? And the cubs

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AZ twice

I could see 2 out of 3 from LA, 2 out of 3(possibly sweep) in AZ, 3 of 4 from Cubs, 2 of 3 from AZ, sweep SD. 12-4.

If we don’t get 2 in LA, we’re done.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 16, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let’s just hope they aren’t too mentally drained from this game

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have to start Nate in one of those 3 game, or he will never be the same.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 16, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

win 1 of 3 vs LA
win 2 of 3 vs ARI
win 3 of 4 vs CHI
win 3 of 3 vs ARI
win 2 of 3 vs SD

by i wish we were good on Sep 16, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

does that sound doable? to me it does

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWIWSS

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 17, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we almost have to win that series in LA

in order to keep the pressure on Colorado

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 16, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meanwhile

Rockies lose 2 of 3 in Arizona
Rockies win 2 of 3 at home against Padres
Lose 2 of 3 at home against Cards
Win 2 of 3 at home against Brewers
Lose 2 of 3 in Los Angeles

That’s 7-8. Unlikely? Yes. Unheard of? No.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 16, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes please

And maybe, if SD is extra nice, they lose 2 to them. And a sweep in any series is not out of the question for any team.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 16, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are we really doing this? I’m sorry I egged it on. NO MORE HOPE PLZ.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here’s to hoping Carpenter and Wainright pitch in that series.

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 16, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am worried about that last SD series, becaues the Giants are terrible at Petco.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 17, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re right. The Giants are terrible.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 17, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really didn't appreciate

Edgar’s contributions to the game tonight

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 16, 2009 11:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

have we ever? except his GS?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s because you’re a nerd who doesn’t appreciate real baseball

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nerds down the money, stretch!

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

verrry nice

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just don't get it though

What is the reason for playing rent instead of garko. what. what is it. i’m waiting.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My name is little Garko
I show up to the parko
I wonder why I don’t play
But Boch keeps me in the darko

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clarl

by iammclovin on Sep 16, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He hit that grand slam that one time.

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by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yo Giants, I know you guys are collapsing and all, and I’ma let you finish, but you guys already had one of the biggest chokejobs of all time!

by i wish we were good on Sep 16, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kanye, you wack!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yo

i wish we were good, i know you’re trying to make a joke and all, and imma let you finish, but grant made one of the funniest giants jokes of ALL TIME

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just now realizing that De La Rosa was DESTROYING my fantasy team early in the season. And now… he’s murdered the Giants.

He will be the first pitcher I draft next year…

by Every6thDay on Sep 16, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate this team again. But especially Renteria and Bochy for putting him in even though they fucking came out and said in the paper that his shoulder and elbow are both fucked up.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 16, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I read 17 different things about how fucked up Rent was, and how he was gonna be watched, and shouldn’t play… AND THEN!!

How do you, as a sportswriter, not directly question Bochy in this situation?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES, and while we're on the subject...

Why isn’t he regularly being asked why he is sitting Posey?

by Jakespaar on Sep 17, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for those of you keeping score

BOTH shoulders, and the elbow.

Between him and FSanchez running all his throws back to the infield…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say that's all on Bochy.

As an athlete, you’re expected to say “sure, I can play” unless you actually have bits of bone poking out through your skin. Look at the flak Molina took for suggesting he wasn’t all the way ready. But the manager needs to know the difference between saying you’re ready and actually being ready.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 16, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially when Uribe at SS had worked so well the last few days. :\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 16, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what would be awesome? Sabes putting Rent on the DL without asking anyone, right now.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you put a manager on the DL?

With a strained bork muscle, say?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 16, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His Bork muscle is way to in shape to get strained.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So we arrange to have him Gilloolyed. Work with me here.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 17, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he made at least

4 very good plays last night… the weird DP off Zito’s arm, the play at the rail, etc.

It’s possible that a reasonable person could conclude that a SS with three of four major upper body joints damaged can be outplayed by… well, probably anyone.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I need some cheering up, I refer back to one of my favorite Molina videos.

Here. The baserunning replay is the best part lol.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That could have been one of the all-time McCC head asplode moments, but in a fitting end, he never came to the plate.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was probably bored

Botchy kept pulling guys out of the card game… Richie, Garko, Fred… tough to keep the acey-deucey game going for three hours that way.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giant Fans Go Around Looking for Something to Punch

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Making trips to local firehouses looking for abandoned babies to kick

by i wish we were good on Sep 16, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lets flip over Bochy’s car.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried punching myself to see if i could knock myself out of this dream thinking that we were in this thing… didn’t work

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SIgh

good night, sweet prince.

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 16, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All those images I posted and PIKA still had twice as many posts?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEA!!! i commented on all of dem

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping we would win so I could go back and look at that thread when it was over. I don’t think I saw anything in the last half inning.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

screw it, yea, but it is what it is… the picture i haven’t seen in a long time that i thought was the best was of that fat guy for the braves with a thumbs up smiling and saying “I had ur saves, but i eated them”

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how in the hell did I beat Lars?

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

man i'm really not carrying my weight around here

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 16, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

step up yo game

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

11?

I expected better from you.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops, this was meant for jponry.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

U R… oh screw it

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I BEAT YOUR MOTHER

That just sounds terrible.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A lot of people beat your mother

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d hit that.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Your Mother,

Say Hi to Your Mother for me

/wahlberg

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YourGrandMother?

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

99, nerds

and everyone full of that ol’ Dr Stankus quality

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Jporny's employer

stop screwing up our gamethreads.

Signed,

Living in Fear of Moderator

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 16, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

to be perfectly honest

matt cain has not been very good for quite a few starts now…….

CAIN 4 FIELDER!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 16, 2009 11:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His ERA is probably in the low-4s since the beginning of August. He’s had a few great starts and a few where he gave up 4-5 runs.

The hard sting of regression. He’s still a very good pitcher though and difficult to replace in the Giants rotation.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 16, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reminds me of my last trip to Vegas!

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If this happened to you, you have terrible friends.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/licks sausage

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are we seeing the same thing, or are you pretending to be a girl on the interwebs?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alex is a girl’s name.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are apparently wearing your joke proof vest.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or, joke part 2

Sorry to burst your cum bubble, but you’re just going to have to find another internet crush.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought I was playing along =(

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry :(

I still love you, in all your womanly glory.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ummmmmmmmmm, this uhhh…. OH ITS CHAMPAIGN!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I too was kind of scratching my head at first. Imagine if this was cropped about an inch from the top and did not show the bottle.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DUDE!!!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats a close knit clubhouse, for sure.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said “imagine,” not “make it so.”

I didn’t need to see that.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 16, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, i couldn’t figure this out at all!

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, he couldn’t handle all the champagne in his hands, so he had to let some go on Prince

by i wish we were good on Sep 16, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prince Fielder was somewhere in the vicinity

by i wish we were good on Sep 16, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

there’s a station with the call letters “TMJ”??

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too much Jesus

by speckops on Sep 17, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4.04 ERA since August 1. Pretty good guess, mod.

He’s also given up 10 home runs since then, which is nearly half his season total of 22.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 17, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So then, pitching to contact more really is paying off!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer to think that the line drive off his elbow before the ASG had something to do with it…

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain has never Beat L.A.

even Osvaldo Fernandez had a win in his career vs. the Dodgers.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain has never had decent run support against LA.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, he did in one start back in 2006

When he gave up 10 hits and 6 earned runs in 4 innings, the Giants lost that game 6-5.

Yeah, I had to go back that fucking far.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, choose one game out of the 13.

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by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're absolutely right, and I was being a dork about it on purpose. :P

A better way to put it is the Giants are 4-9 in games in which Cain pitches against the Dodgers.

…that still doesn’t look good. :/

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

er, pitched*

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t feel like working on Little Giants tonight.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 11:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

eh, is it worth it?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s next, the bullpen?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drawing Bruce Bochy on fire would be cool and therapeutic.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

and maybe edgar in a trash bin

by i wish we were good on Sep 16, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rent in the Doctors office

getting an MRI

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rent on the table getting surgery

"I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!" - Juan Uribe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Sep 16, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GRAND SLAM THAT ONE TIIIIIIIIIIIME!
/dies

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still think that picture i saw like a month ago with that guy in atlanta braves stuff having a thumbs up, saying “i got you a save, but i eated it” was the best and most funniest thing i’ve ever seen, besides the giants O

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YO PIKA IM HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMMA GONNA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THE TIMMY FUCK YA GIF WITH BORK IN IT WAS THE GREATEST IMAGE OF ALL TIME.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:( you win, BORK BORK BORK, Timmy this, Timmy that, it was pretty damn energetic with a touch of funny

by PiKAgiant on Sep 16, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If anybody has something positive to say, I don’t want to hear it. Any one who still believes this team can make the playoffs is just asking to get their heart ripped out.

Hate is a strong word, but I dislike Edgar Renteria on an epic level right now.

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 16, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Edgar clearly did not feel up to playing tonight or he would not have blabbed to the press about BOTH his arms hurting and that exploded bat in the second inning could not have benefited him in the least.

I think Bochy started him BECAUSE Edgar blabbed to the press that he was hurting.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 17, 2009 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy talking

BORK BORK BORK LOST SOME TOUGH GAMES BORK BORK BORK THEY ALWAYS BOUNCE BACK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 16, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One of the reporters needs to reach over the podium and slap that man

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 16, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

None of the reporters’ hands are big enough to do much. It’s like feeding a Tic Tac to a shark.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clarl

by iammclovin on Sep 16, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aside from the fact that he’s so full of shit…

Is there anyone with less charisma holding regular press conferences? GEEEZZ!
He makes Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off sound positively motivational.

Perhaps his strategy is to bore everyone so badly that it hypnotizes them into forgetting any really important / challenging questions that they may have planned on asking (ie: “Why are you playing Renteria?” or “Why aren’t you playing Posey?”)

by Jakespaar on Sep 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there anyone with less charisma holding regular press conferences?

Jim Tracy?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to start reading some guilty pleasure fiction (Dan Brown’s new one) but now I think I’ll just lie here until I drift off.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 11:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See, my idea of guilty pleasure fiction is the type of stuff that you don't share on this type of site.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please share

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you’re talking man-on-man slash, don’t be afraid to share. Others have.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was gonna say. …

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL BARON?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s probably something really embarrassing like man-on-woman sex stories.

Man, I feel dirty just typing that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 16, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God damn, dude, people don’t even do that kind of thing in real life! And there are some f’d up people in the world!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's actually a World of Warcraft Male Tauren-on-Seventy Other Male Tauren Furry Slash Harem Fan-Fiction

with pictures.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Without the pictures, I bet it’s unreadable.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree.

The pictures, if anything, take away from the writing.

This CowHumper929 guy is like Shakespeare meets John Milton crossed with F. Scott Fitzgerald and Larry Flynt.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MONEY IN THE MASONIC LODGE, NERDS!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was in the banana stand.

by troymccluresf on Sep 16, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s always money in the Banana Stand

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SPOILERS

The lost symbol is actually Ryan Garko.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I enjoy his books too, albeit the “historical facts” are ridiculous. Easy, dramatic reading. I’ve got the new one on my counter at home, but I’m finishing up Michael Harvey’s debut right now.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 17, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy talking some more

BORK BORK BORK BORK CLUTCH HITTER BORK BORK BORK BORK HIT THAT GRAND SLAM ONCE BORK BORK BORK

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 16, 2009 11:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wonder how I could get for my seats in the arcade 9/26

by Squez on Sep 16, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Out of a cannon, please.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 17, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, hypothetically, you are on a two dimensional plane. There is a tornado in your way. You have to go through the tornado. You cannot go around, under, or over it. You can call on any item you want to assist you in your mission. What the hell kind of god damn item do you use to defeat the tornado?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zombie

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I assume you’re playing Scribblenauts.

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by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is real life I’m talking about. There is a tornado right now and the situation is dire and groug screwing with me is only making things worse!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s what I do!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 16, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But the zombie fails to get me on the other side of the tornado… explain.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

Thought it’d be fun to see what happens.

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by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A wind machine blowing the other direction.

Duh.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 16, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I’ll tell you right now, that will be one happy other direction.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 16, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IRL LOL

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried another tornado and that didn’t work. I’m pretty sure the wind machine would have roughly the same non-effect.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A shovel?

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by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s rocky terrain! No place to dig!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a LOL WUT

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That just gives me a big head to wear as a hat!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I still had a DS

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drill?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure rocky terrain is impenetrable.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

trailer park!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not trying to get destroyed by the tornado!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Hollywood set with strings and wires.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Toto from the wizard of oz!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Toto brings up some kind of barbecue….

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need to get this game.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I left my DS in a cab, I need to get one of those first.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s the coolest thing I’ve ever played. I’m still giddy about it. This is the kind of game that I would have wanted to make before I realized that there were limitations in the world.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scribblenauts

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 17, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That fails to explain the barbecue.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But it succeeds in getting you past the tornado.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, now i’ve googled it, so I can’t help, sorry!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Technically, there are probably quite a few ways to do it. I’ve discovered three of them, but I need a fourth in order to completely clear the stage.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which ones did you use?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shrink Ray, Tractor Beam, and Ocean

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or, the distaff from Loom! I suppose that’s copyrighted.

Icarus Wings!

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooooh, bomb shelter

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you want a hint? (albeit from google)?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used a flying broom and that somehow let me go under it. Hooray for glitches!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what did Google say?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Black hole

Cow

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol cow! I must try that.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cow does nothing! You lie!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s not me, it’s some liar on the interwebs!

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 17, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing, everything

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I FELT THE RAIN DOWN IN AFFFFRIIIICAAAAA!

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but try it! I wanna see what happens!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED

by ringleader3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Renteria!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 16, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

teleportation device, you idiot.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried that. It takes me to mars, but mars is not on the other side of the tornado, so I have to go back and I just end up right where I started again.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't worry about two dimensional tomatoes

I worry about where my next lay is coming from.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably the bag, just like the other ones.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 16, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s only gonna eat just one.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what they all think.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 17, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Superman Cape

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cape from super mario world, you idiot.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tanooki Mario suit!

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jane, you incredible slut

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yoshi, then?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

COPYRIGHTED!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Superman is copyrighted and I can therefore not use it.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are we even talking about?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keyboard cat

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by Natto on Sep 16, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, that guy can play a tune.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just saw Weezer a few days ago. They were played off by keyboard cat.

Also, they rocked my face off.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 17, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Superglue

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anything that will make the air much, much colder at a rapid rate.

Aren’t tornados basically fueled by warm air, and the stream of warm air eventually cuts off and they die? So just speed that process up.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Basically, a way to blast icy-cold air at it will probably help you obliterate the tornado as you walk through it.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so...

Pablo in September?

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he's gonna need some skin grafts for that BURRRRRRRRRRNNN

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freddy Sanchez and Ryan Garko

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

aerodynamic capsule

armored on the outside and extremely well padded on the inside.

Like Niagara Falls in a barrel, baby.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Sep 17, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tomato? what tomato?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 17, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t know if it was you who done it, but well done.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This should always get rec'd by everyone here every time it is posted.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL REPLY FAIL

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 16, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grant

This article will be the only thing that will be able to put me to sleep tonight. Best article on the Giants for a long while. Unfortunately, it was on a season-ending effort. You didn’t miss a single point. If any other writers want to write something about the Giants’ season that you haven’t covered, it’s that Renteria has joined Benitez and a very few others as the most inept players that has ever worn a Giants uniform. However, of course, Bochy exacerbated our greatest flaw in the greatest possible way. I gave up on this team already twice this year and I am ashamed of that. However, I don’t think I was the only one. Tonight will mark the third time that we, the Giants fans, go to sleep in utter defeat and disappointment. As bad as Renteria had played tonight, tonight’s loss is on Bochy. If Bochy is re-signed, tonight’s loss is on the management. The season’s end is on the management.

Although I am very frustrated as I am writing this, this isn’t a rant of frustration.
I really admire your writing abilities, you really do save the best for last.

by Unitard on Sep 16, 2009 11:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is too funny.

I just checked my posts to make sure I didn’t miss any responses and my last few went like this:

10:01: YEAH MOTHERFCKERS!
*10:02 I can’t help but get excited right now!
*10:02 c’mon—it’s fun!
*10:05 OMG ’IM FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*10:07 0 OUTS OMG!
*10:13 OH GOD
*10:19 /cries
*10:20 I know. He Tried.
*10:24 Renteria

He even fails in unintentional fanfic.

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 16, 2009 11:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was so going to give you props if Nate got a base hit.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 16, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for that, I guess. That was a really difficult at-bat to watch.

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Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 17, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. I was shaking.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 17, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The faux umpires that usually show up at Blue Jays game were at AT&T tonight

Were they mentioned on TV?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 16, 2009 11:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I saw those guys at the corner of 3rd and Townsend and had no idea who they were.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 17, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need to stop yelling at the TV. My throat is starting to hurt and I’m going to sound like Amy G.

by kimmyg on Sep 16, 2009 11:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

apparently that is a good thing, so I’ve read.

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Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 17, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got home

That hurt. A lot… but I have to say that it was one of the most exciting games I’ve ever been to. I’d have to rank it #2 behind the Feliz/Brazoban game.

With that said – we’re probably out of this thing now.

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by j14 on Sep 16, 2009 11:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you hate Renteria more than I do?

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 17, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really

I hate Bochy more for not pinch hitting for him in the ninth and for playing him in the first place. It’s not Renteria’s fault that Bork keeps running him out there when he obviously has nothing left.

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by j14 on Sep 17, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Renteria had any integrity, he’d take himself out of the lineup.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 17, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don’t care if I’m irrational. I also hate Bochy.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 17, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's BASEBALL, Bitches!!!

Edgar tried to take himself out of the lineup by publicizing his ailments. However, the baseball player with integrity plays the game once his name is entered into the lineup card. Only a malingering pussy (Chris Brown RIP) would refuse to start once the lineup is announced.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 17, 2009 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Renteria is truly awful, but the blame lies squarely on Bochy. What will it take to get him fired? The best scenario for the last couple of weeks of the season: More Bochy ineptitude and no more Bochy. Even if the Giants go 0-16 with Randy Winn and Edgar Renteria playing and failing everyday, though, I suspect he’d still be invited back.

The shame is that, whicl there isn’t much to work with offensively, there is enough that if Bochy actually allocted his limited resources in an intelligent manner, that the Giants would be “in this thing”.

by koel on Sep 17, 2009 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

remember those two times we had runners and 2nd and 3rd and no outs and scored one run total? woulda been cool if we could have scored one or two more.

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 17, 2009 12:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

and remember that two out walk to Torrealba? That didn’t work out too well.

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by j14 on Sep 17, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Missed the game threads but

was Renteria as fucking AWFUL as he looked on the small TV at the bar?

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 17, 2009 12:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 17, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worse, probably.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 17, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

definitely worse, because we ppl at home saw him fail 5+ times

by Unitard on Sep 17, 2009 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t explain how bad he looked in person

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by j14 on Sep 17, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This.

It was excruciating. That’s how I feel about most Rowand at bats, as well.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 17, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i do not blame renteria i blame bochy. simple. i can only hope he will be gone next year

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 17, 2009 1:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know, this team is going to be really good next year.

by GrooveGiant on Sep 17, 2009 2:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have doubts.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 17, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with what hitting?

Pitching is likely to regress some, even it is still really damn good.

Will there be better hitting to make this up, plus the fact that they have been fortunate this year?

by DrStankus on Sep 17, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doing the math

2010 Posey > 2009 Molina
2010 anybody > 2009 Winn
2010 Sanchez > 2009 Burriss et al
2010 Renteria > 2009 Renteria (he’d better be, anyway)

On the flip side, 2010 Uribe < 2009 Uribe (most likely)

I expect next year’s hitting to be better overall, though probably still on the weak side.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 17, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's just sad

that with merely an average offense, the giants would be cruising to the WC lead this year, at minimum, and right there with LA for the division.

by DrStankus on Sep 17, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Yes it is.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 17, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like I picked the right night to go to bed early.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2009 3:01 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that’s good, because maybe i should have done that too just to wake up refreshed, because now i feel like crap

by PiKAgiant on Sep 17, 2009 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

I’m glad that I turned it off when it became 4-0.

by Jakespaar on Sep 17, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

I tried not watching since I didn’t watch Tuesday and most of Monday, and that didn’t help the team. Helped me, though.

by sakbaum on Sep 17, 2009 3:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DItto

I decided not to go/watch/listen to the game. I knew the Giants would struggle against De La Rosa and I really didn’t want to jinx see another Cain loss. So I’m depressed but functional this morning.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2009 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I watched it until the end of the 6th when it was 4-0 and had trouble staying awake. Also, am no stathead, but knew the Bill James thing about a team with a 4 run lead usu. wins it, so I muted the TV and dozed off.

Was not sorry I missed the end of it, just more frustration I didn’t have to deal with.

by boogalou on Sep 17, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shitfuck, fuckshit…dammit, you know these goofy bastards are gonna manage to slip closer ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME only to finish the job of ripping our hearts out.

Be pessimistic all you want but you know full well that last night’s loss, though crushing for us, was actually uplifting for them because they fought back & almost won (errr, tied). Thus, instead of throwing in the towel in a green cloud of Posey & Bowker, they’re gonna play hard & draw to within 1 game of the Rox going into the last weekend of the season…

…wait for it…

…only to blow it on the final day with consecutive 3-pitch strikeouts with the tying run on 3rd base by Rowand, Renteria & Aurilia.

by younghutch on Sep 17, 2009 6:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea, for real, it will be one more time they’ll come back. But hell yea this was so uplifting that they actually came back and were within 1 run. And if they blow it on the final day, i’ll probably be going out of my mind at that point

by PiKAgiant on Sep 17, 2009 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my god. Just read the recap for the final inning. Oh my god.

by Evan on Sep 17, 2009 7:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The first voice I heard this morning was Bruce Bochy when I got into my car to go to work this morning saying, “Nows the time when we just gotta win some games” on KNBR and I immediatley let out every curse word I know at the top of my lungs. I probably woke up a few people in my complex but I must say I feel a lot better right now.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 17, 2009 7:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is there a time in the season where you don’t have to win games?

by DrStankus on Sep 17, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the last few years, it was ‘September’.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Notes from the yard

Lou Seal/Lucille went out to mess with the umpires at lineup card swap… at one point the Rockies coach arrived and that’s who was at home plate: the umpires, the other team’s coach, and the mascot. I prayed Lou/Lu had a lineup card to hand in to beat Botchy to the punch.

Also, last night was Filipino Underage Drinking Night, if you missed it. Very, very nice T-shirt for participants, and they brought a female boxer this time which was interesting. Not quite the draw Pacquiao was when he was at the yard, but she was an awful lot cuter.

Also also, watching the Giants put up more errors than hits for Matt Cain was not entertaining.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 17, 2009 8:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny Pacquiao is a fine-looking man.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like I said

http://www.asiancemagazine.com/2009/07/31/ana-julaton-hits-like-a-hurricane

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 17, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 17, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prom?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 17, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SFW?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 17, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think so

I am always amazed anyone dares click any link on McC from a work computer…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 17, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad enough just to be on McC at work.

Family business, FTW!

by younghutch on Sep 17, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Mexicutioner.

Same nickname as Rebecca Gayheart

by DrStankus on Sep 17, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT:

Has anyone seen BOC in concert recently? I’m going tonight and was just curious if they still put on a good show.

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 17, 2009 9:04 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking of going to that concert.

I didn’t because it’s been a very busy week, and I get up at 6 am. :-(

How were they?

by Jakespaar on Sep 17, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baggs:

All the signs pointed to Lincecum getting moved up – heck, even Vin Scully said so – but at the end of the day, the Giants’ coaching staff decided against skipping Sanchez and they’ll give each starter an extra day of rest.

This means Lincecum will make three starts instead of four – unless he goes on short rest in the final week.

This also tells me that the Giants remain significantly concerned about Lincecum’s back. There’s no reason not to keep Timmy on his regular fifth day unless there’s a physical reason for it.

D:

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 17, 2009 9:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

alternate reason

whatever reason led Whiteside to pinch run, Aurilia to pinch hit, Fred to be sent out to run for Aurilia after he made it to second.

It’s borktacular. I’m all for conspiracy theories (since I post here) but I don’t think one can discount good old bork.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 17, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pinch running for Aurilia

at the time I didn’t even realize it, but what was the point of that? That run meant absolutely nothing by itself. What a waste of one of your best bats off the bench.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 17, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose

it would not have been stupid to PR immediately after Richie’s powerful blast Texas Leaguer, in theory making a double play less likely.

And +1000 for wasting a bat… although once the LOLineup had been taken out by the mascot I suppose bat-wasting was already well under way for the evening.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 17, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s not wasting a bat that really bothers me. Rosters have expanded and there are plenty of guys off the bench, but why Lewis? Lewis has been one of the guys that Bochy has used quite a bit as a pinch hitter and has had some good results. Why waste that bat?

If Rohlinger runs for Aurilia, I have absolutely no problem with the move.

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by j14 on Sep 17, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"at the end of the day"

Did Sabean hack Baggs’ computer and wite this?

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by Goofus on Sep 17, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it sets them up for the postseason

Timmy could pitch the first game, or if there is a playoff game.

(I’m not saying it is good strategy)

by DrStankus on Sep 17, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we were in this thing

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 17, 2009 9:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There used to be a thing

We were in it once.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 17, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure that still gets contracted to “we’re.”

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2009 11:55 AM PDT<