Open GameThread, 9/15
Colorado Rockies at San Francisco Giants, Sep 15, 2009 7:15 PM PDT
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LOL LITTLE LINUP
With much thanks and props to Natto









I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Appropriately, Sandoval and Molina take up the most horizontal space.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Amazing
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 15, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
excellent
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Natto takes requests
b/c I’d love to see a retro Bonds as well as a Kruk and Kuip broadcasting duo…hell, all of the broadcasters.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The last time I posted this

Zito did this
8.1 IP 1R 1BB 7K
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." - Willie Mays
Tommy Lasorda is the Antichrist
by tommylasordaistheantichrist on Sep 15, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
I approve of absolutely everything in this reply.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

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This is awesome
I think Zito should have a ’stache too, but I like that he looks like such an outcast
The 1st pitch is the best
by Tay on Sep 15, 2009 6:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The original guy didn’t have a mustache.
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Well this is perfect then… The Zito photoshops keep me laughing for some reason
The 1st pitch is the best
by Tay on Sep 15, 2009 6:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
WHAT
THE BACKGROUND TO THE SITE IS PURPLE
CURSE YOU, LG
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Oh Shit! I just noticed that.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
LOL FRED
Yes
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Saw that earlier. Scared the hell out me. This can’t be good. Maybe it’s a reverse jinx.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
What’s the starting lineup going to be for tonight?
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
Scroll up
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the drawings?
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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It’ll behoove ya to care for your uvula.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 15, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t tell whos after Pablo? Is that supposed to be Molina? If so, not fat enough.
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
is that fred after uribe?
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
No…
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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sigh...
check out this thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/8/1020533/my-little-giants
YOU draw him then.
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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I did!
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Can’t you see the fire under his ass?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
needs moar orange
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Why can’t things just stay the same as they wear. I hate change!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
crap. wear. = were?
Durn distracting kids.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hehe
‘BART and you’re there’ is an amusing slogan. It reminds me of the Fresno Area Rapid Transit system.
I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO JUMP THRU HOOPS FOR YOU PEOPLE

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by satyricrash on Sep 15, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sick Crash is sick!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
no shit
I am going to end up busting my new laptop when Tulo or some other loser like Helton guts us.
vagina face
Helton
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 15, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
same here
I had an XXX rated dream about him last year, and my face is still stuck like this D:
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 15, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather not. It was bad enough the first time.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 15, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It was Todd Helton/Josh Beckett, and surprisingly this was before the WS. It happened during the LDS.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 15, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Dearest Barry Zito:
Please win tonight.
Much Love, The McCoven
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS PURPLE, DAMMIT!?
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
reverse psychology?
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
The LG background’s starting to bother me.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
RAGE
CURSES, SB NATION
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
LOUD NOISES
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 15, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOUD NOISES
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I must be missing something. The comment box is different, but the background is not purple.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
No, lucky me.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
LOL IE
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve moved on to Google Chrome..Mostly because my computer sucks and firefox takes up way more RAM
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Firefox tends to take a shit on me a lot. I went back to Opera because of it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 15, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
At first I wanted to fall asleep, but then my girl kept elbowing me in the ribs and told me to pay attention
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I watched 6 1/2 minutes of “Carmen: A Hip-Hopera” on MTV. Does that count?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
My attention was only fixed on Beyonce’s badunk
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT! I NEED TO BE INFORMED!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
haha! playa ;)
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
I just noticed that this comment box is more on the purple side now. WHAT IS UP WITH THIS!?
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Sound the alarms. Call up the followers.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
How many wins would you like to have Barry?

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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I am just here to be on the roll call.
Mission accomplished
DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!
ENJOY THE GAME MORE!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s a mailman. What do you expect? Hits?
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Who would have you traded?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I see what you did there
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Great McCoven accomplishments
We are the top two Google results for ‘bochy bork.’ We’re also the entire first page of Google Image Search results for said search. My daughter even shows up twice on the first page!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Just call me Joe Jackson, not the shoeless one.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Just don’t pitch your record label at funeral for your own son, please.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
well, no..but close
During a news conference yesterday, the Jackson patriarch, confirmed that the family was planning an enormous memorial service but he couldn’t shed much light on that plan. What Joe Jackson had no problem plugging was his new record label — Ranch Records, a shameful dig at Neverland Ranch.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Come on, b-baby put your dancing shoes on
Reds and yellows and pinks and blues on
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t you know that it’s different for girls?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really going to take him home tonight?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Cuz if my eyes don’t deceive me
there’s something going wrong ’round here
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
If I tell you what I’m doing today
Will you shut up and get out of my way?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Big Shot thanks a lot
Gotta go it’s getting late
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I have that on vinyl.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I used to. And cassette and CD.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Buy One of These..

/Old Guy with 600 LP’s
//Slowly Converting them all
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
I do that with my Technics. Just need some good recording software.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I started doing it with my old Technics direct drive Studio Series, just easier to connect with the usb.
Took an old P4 and created a music server.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Since I was at the game yesterday and didn’t get to curse in the GDT. I didn’t get the chance to offend the PR
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Kruk & Kuip working the jinxes early
talking about how the Giants offense has been hot lately
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
EWW MATT VAGERSIAN
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
No clue but he sucks
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He sounds like a brand of douche
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonight?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hoarse
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you mean Horse ?
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
That’s Sarah Jessica Parker
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I have never been as turned on by Amy G as I am right now!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
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Apologies to Natto.

"What are the odds Buster Posey ever plays for the Giants?"
"He won’t play until he gets some major league experience."
Damn it.
Didn’t see ringleader3’s post.
"What are the odds Buster Posey ever plays for the Giants?"
"He won’t play until he gets some major league experience."
So last night I was drinking a gin & tonic when we dominated the 2nd inning
Should I do it again?
While I'm thinking about it
I was drinking a Coors Orginal during the 2nd inning. I will be right back.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
Abso-freakin-lutley
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
HEY GUYS!
WHERE IS DALLAS MCPHEARSON? AMIRITE?!!!?!?!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 15, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
He’s in the Guinness Book Of World Records for “Longest Continuous Back Spasm”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Better him than Timmy
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito is a las vegan?
I never knew that. I was born in vegas too!
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Wow Zito has great numbers against the Rockies. That probably means he’ll get bombed off the mound
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Stop That Right Now !
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
I am dirty and gross from driving/talking to redwoods like i was a hippy and I’m coming down with my first cold in three years caught from a DODGER fan and I have to listen to the game on headphones over a dubious wifi connection. I wanna go home!
GIANTS BETTER WIN NOW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
s t f d
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
KITO!
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
S-T-F-D
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
STFD EY2
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Marvelous Pigs in Satin!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
http://needzmoardingerz.blogetery.com/
Walked in from making my gin & tonic
And I see a swing through see-ya
Zito threw a steaknifeball
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Faker !!
Stop It and Be A Man
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
FOUL BALL STFU
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Replay shows
it hit him
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
C'mon Man
Drink The Kool Aid. It did not hit him.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S OKAY NOW
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
HIS HAND IS OKAY
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Okay, two bad calls in a row.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
HE WAS OUT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
wtf?
this ain’t no soccer match! quit fakin’ like you’re hurt!
Bochy might get tossed early in this one
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Please !!Please !!Please !!Please !!Please !!Please !!Please !!Please !!Please !!Please !!
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
STRIKES
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
LOL TODDFATHER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
S-T-F-D
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
GO TO HELTON
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Panda
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
c’mon Panda
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
too busy blowing a damn bubble
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
GRAD SOME PINE MEAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL GRAD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PINE MEAT CREDENTIALS!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
MASTERS IN PINE
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Eat a bagga dicks Tulo.
You bitch!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
http://needzmoardingerz.blogetery.com/
STFD, TULOSHITSKI!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
STFD 'SHITSKI
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
STFD
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
You get Ron Silver if you can’t afford Pacino
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers down 2-0
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
THAT INNING:

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
by GiantPain on Sep 15, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
bork yeah!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY DO YOU WANT PURPLE ROW TO HATE US
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Credit should be given
I didn’t make this, it’s from last nights post-game.
I will be posting it a lot when good things happen.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
needer needer chocolad moose bork bork
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
wainwright can't get the win!
/woot
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 15, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
OBP!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOLbaldo!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
http://needzmoardingerz.blogetery.com/
EUGENIOBP
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
I bet Freddy swings at the next pitch
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
lol
I was typing the very same thing
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
it was. but it missed the target badly, so he didn’t get the call.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: anybody been to the cheesecake factory in walnut creek?
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 15, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
please don’t get picked, FBAL
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY MOLE-Y
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MR. F AND RUN!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOL HNR
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Freddie!!!!!
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
MR F
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
lol "were in this thing" without the apostrophe
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thats like telling a whore not to swallow
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk should be a coach
calling Ubaldo’s pickoff move
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Bunt with the number 3 hitter?
No doubt
DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!
Is the site really slow for anyone else?
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Working okay for me
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s the pink
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, what’s up with that?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
WTF?
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Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually big threads are fine..
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Look, we had super thread the other night.
It had it’s shot one time, it didn’t produce, so we’re goin with the smaller threads that got us here. BORK!
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 15, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Vasgersian thinks Randy Winn is too important and too valuable to leave out of the game for a prolonged period of time. He says suck it Grant
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
CLASSY STROLL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CLASSY OBP
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, hey
Pablo’s hitting with the bases loaded. Time to swing at sliders in the dirt.
The baseball Satanist
ORANGE MAN!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Pablo.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Wear it, Meat
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
wow
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
COME ON THAT HIT HIM UMP SEE HOW HE’S ON THE GROUND
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
COME ON PABLO
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Devestatingly ugly AB
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
wut
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm worried about the panda
man, I hope he learns to lay off that stuff, or he’s headed for a very ordinary career….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
…like vladimir guerrero?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Would really appreciate someone informing him whether or not we're in this. The media says we are. The sensibilities say otherwise.
I wouldn’t call Vlad ordinary
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That was their chance to score.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Here comes the GIDP
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
that was so great
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Bases loaded no outs= no runs
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yeah. we’re not scoring this inning
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
TRUST BENGIE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally meaningful AB.
No way he hit’s.
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So, it seem we won’t be scoring here.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
What happened to the old Panda?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Carrying a team for an entire season is tiring for a 22 year old.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 15, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
FAIL FAIL!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
LOLADKINS
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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LOLATKINSLOL
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?! JESUS CHRIST YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING JOKING HOLY SHIT
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HELL YES!!
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Molina tried really hard to end it
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Thank god
Our team defines fucking up.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
LOLORADO!!!
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1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Bengie tried so hard to fuck it up
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
OK
time to pinch run for Molina
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie...
Clutch Error!!!!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie mofuckinglina hits a ground ball and everyones safe
the universe just collapsed. This is how special crazy playoff runs happen
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Are you back in it
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
IM KINDA SORTA MAYBE KINDA SOMEWHAT IN THIS THING
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ITS POSSIBLE!
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Is Molina running SBNation tonight, or what?
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
sick burn
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
JAZZ HANDS TIME!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Would really appreciate someone informing him whether or not we're in this. The media says we are. The sensibilities say otherwise.
DJ JAZZY JUAN1
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JAZZ HANDS!
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XANTHAN
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
JUAN !
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Fathaigh go Mbuaimid!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
http://needzmoardingerz.blogetery.com/
Most impressive thing about this inning is the Giants are making Jimenez throw a lot of pitches.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
Atta boy, Juan
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
TIME FOR AN ISHBOMB
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yeah, show panda how it’s done
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This inning is killin my POKEMONZ
AND I COULDNT CARE LESS!
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Our hitters actually look they’re going up to the plate with a plan in mind!
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
Dunston is having a stroke
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLWUT
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that’s such a weak call, ump
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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Station 2 Station
30 pitch innings are so absolutely rare for this team.
Would like more than 2 runs
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no
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, fuck off all you anti-ishites
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOYA!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOM GOES DYNAMITE
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
/someone replies “yeah…”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
meh
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
HAPPY THOUGHTS
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Would really appreciate someone informing him whether or not we're in this. The media says we are. The sensibilities say otherwise.
Productive!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
ISHI SAC
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i’m not your guy, friend.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Would really appreciate someone informing him whether or not we're in this. The media says we are. The sensibilities say otherwise.
i’m not your friend, bud
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m not your bud… amigo?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Would really appreciate someone informing him whether or not we're in this. The media says we are. The sensibilities say otherwise.
no one’s playing, oh well
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
NICE AB TI
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Show 'em your sac, Ish
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
ISHIKAWA!
doing the little things
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GJ ISH
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Ishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 15, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT IS GOIN ON HER
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don’ know, but she likes it
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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY CAN WE SUDDENLY SCORE?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Scott didn’t get the memo about taking pithces
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Why is Aaron Rowand hitting 8th?
"What are the odds Buster Posey ever plays for the Giants?"
"He won’t play until he gets some major league experience."
For that reason
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Never mind.
"What are the odds Buster Posey ever plays for the Giants?"
"He won’t play until he gets some major league experience."
RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE SCOTT
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PIIIIINK!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
OMGOMGOMG! 3-0 in the first??!!
I only have a second but the Giants look awesome!!!
A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.
You have your runs, Zit
please make it hold up
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Wow this thread is almost unusable what the fuck
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You know the last time we bitched about thread length...
We got super thread and suckitude. Just enjoy the thread.
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 15, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid purple ad
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
IKR
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Seriously Rowand...
How deep does your sucktitude have to reach if they won’t issue an IBB to get to Zito??
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 15, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
lol
zito’s worst game against the rox this year is the only one he’s won
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Zeets curve is on tonight.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
NICE PLAY URINE
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
OOOOOoo
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Atta boy, way to call him off
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Just got here.
Could anyone please enlighten me to what the hell is going on?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 15, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
ZITO
and we’re taking walks! And LOL ATKINS
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End of the world. Giants are taking walks.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LIKE BUTTER!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
gawd, that looks familiar
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Excessive pine tar on bats — stuck to shoulders
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants' first- 3 runs on 2 hits
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Spilborghs was talking to the jackasses yelling behind home plate
I lol’d. He gave them a foul ball and said “I know you’ve been talking trash all night”
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Matt Vasgersian: Juan Uribe is a big cologne wearer. And I don’t mean Bartolo Colon
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
heard that
i do not think that means what you think it means, matt
by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Sep 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
uh
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does he keep talking?
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So I know Uribe has zero range
But is there any reason he isn’t a better option for next year at SS than Rent?
better than renteria’s negative range. he has magnetic fibers in his uniform that move balls away from him causing him to be entirely unable to field anything. more likely than him actually sucking as much as he does… three cheers for occam’s razor.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Would really appreciate someone informing him whether or not we're in this. The media says we are. The sensibilities say otherwise.
BARRY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
CANYONS!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
CHRISTY!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
CANYONS!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Get back in the box, meat
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
R enteria would have made that play too....
15 years ago
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by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hit the showers, Torrealba
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
STFD AND STFU YORVIT
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
Hurry, and win a lot before the next road trip
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
STFD, STFU YORVIT
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
STFD YROVEEEET
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
STFD
and did torrealba just get tossed?
by sliderinthedirt on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Yup, can’t stay here with the lag. Have a good one folks!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
WHAT THE FUCK, ZITO!?
WHY THIS? WHY NOW?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
uh, to win
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 15, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick-working Zito!
So nice to see the other offense having nine-pitch innings.
by Duelling Brandos on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
BARRY FUCKING ZITO MOTHERFUCKER
I AM IN THIS!!!!!!!
Seriously, 5 good pitchers, and crazy error leading to a big inning. WTF!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
STFD Yourshittttt
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 15, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/15/1032655/gamethread-ii
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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GRAB SOME PINE 'VEET
Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.
Rally Out To Dinner ?
Okay, just came back from dinner and the Giants are up 3-0. Does this mean I have leave now ?
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
We need to score more runs period
"Let there be Boch."
"Dr. Rob Quinn is a bored, certified orthodontist"??
So, not only is he crazy, he’s also got too much time on his hands? Why would anyone go to this guy?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
This is too ridiculous to be true
How much do we blow it by when Zito (can’t believe I’m saying that) comes out?
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on Sep 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

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