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Post-Game Recap: Giants Score Week's Worth of Runs, Stay Alive

'Twas the most nervewracking game of the season. Well, I thought it would be. My heart was in my nostrils minutes before the first pitch was thrown. It had nothing to do with the wild-card race, though it should be noted that...

 

Yes. But it wasn't the importance of the game in a playoff context that was giving me the jibblies. No, it was the most nervewracking game of the year because it was the first start for Tim Lincecum after his first missed start. Would he throw hard? Would he throw strikes? Would he throw crisp breaking balls? Would he wince after every pitch?

The exit polls after the first inning: dude's fine. NBC called it in the third inning, even. We can all stop worrying about Tim Lincecum. Hoorah for the small victories in life.

And a quick in-game strategy note:

Star-divide

...bottom of the eighth, two runners on, and a left-handed pitcher on the mound. Last year, Bruce Bochy would have pinch hit for Travis Ishikawa if it were the bottom of the third. This year, nope.

 

Garko: Okay, so I light the bag, and then I leave it where?

Frandsen: In front of room 129.

Garko: Wait, is that the Skipper's room?

Lewis: Nah, man. Don't get weird on us. We wouldn't do that to you.

Garko: I thought that's where Bochy's room was.

Frandsen: You're not yellow, are you?

Posey: I think the Stanford boy's yellow.

Lewis: Light the poop bag, knock on the door, and run away. We've all done it.

Garko: Well, I guess so.

Quirky-yet-effective decisions aside, I don't not believe.

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HELL YEAH

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously...

I am fully on the Penny bandwagon and owe it to him for giving us some life again

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant

You’re often amusing, but that dialogue up there made me laugh harder than I have in a while.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't give him so much credit

Once we got up a few runs, he had the whole rest of the game to figure it out

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

AP Caption Fail/Johnny Soontobefiredintern)

lol

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Johnny fellow is a lose

… but Dino Vournas is a nice guy I used to work with. Likes to ski.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

“He called the shit poop!”

by deuce deuce on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruh-roh, Jamarcus got a boo-boo.

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s alright. They have Jeff Garcia.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for howtheyscored to come in, frothing at the mouth at the mention of Garcia

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRRRRRRRRRRRGRGRL

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Riot grrl?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL EAGLES

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff George is still available.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know you were Jason Whitlock!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 14, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Squeaky Wheelz...The MLB DVR worked tonight.

Let’s examine some topicals.

And then the angry young man goes on a tirade…


Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like he’s got pointy ears, I always suspected he had an elvish side (LOTR not Kebler).

: )

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by timmeh on Sep 15, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

IF I COULD

I WOULD RAM THIS BALL DOWN YOUR THROAT

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 15, 2009 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Judging by his recent expressiveness(?)...

…I think the only thing preventing that is some obscure MLB ruling against it.

From Joe’s Garage:
“He used to cut the grass! He was a very nice boy!”

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

From Apostrophe:

but at night, he was out,

“and just before dawn,
he’d be kicking over those little jockies,
on the rich people’s lawns.
And before they’d get up
he’d be gone.”

That’s my Tim

"Hey old-timer, where am I ?"

"You can't get there from here."

by pynchon59 on Sep 15, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

at the game

Timmy was shown on the HD scoreboard mouthing an EXTREMELY clear “FUCK YAH” in the dugout after the Molinadinger.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 15, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Somebody should discuss this, and possibly even make a GIF out of it.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 15, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, lil' late.

I blame you fools for 773 comments.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Sep 15, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you can't run with the big nerds...

…stay out of your mama’s basement…uh…or something like that.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 15, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE SO IN THIS!

A real girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson, ninja

by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

If by “this” you mean bed… then yes, in about 10 minutes I will be in this.

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it's only 10:15!

I’m too excited to sleep. I love wins.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

love the dialogue

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

How can you be a Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption!?!? I thought these two are destined to be at odds until one is dead.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im beginning to see that that is what this may come to

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the zombie Joey Ramone on his right?

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Folsom?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the little person in question is in fact a Heavy Metal Midget. He may be unaware of the homoerotic implications of his garb and is perhaps capable of enjoying Judas Priest completely un-ironically. A very fine specimen of a rarely photographed breed… the proximity to the Zombie Joey Ramone makes this an impressive photograph indeed.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 14, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy with the goofy spandex shorts to the left makes me envy Stevie Wonder.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Sep 15, 2009 4:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I wanna say Merry Christmas to all our fans…and Happy Hanukkah to all our Jewish fans…heh heh…”

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

HUZZAH!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum is Better Than You

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey caught the Big Unit's simulated game.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4474014

Dunno if it’s been discussed here.

I bet that’s the closest he’s coming to catching a real game.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Where I can get simulated tickets to these simulated games?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Bowker would like to show you his simulated bruise.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS WIN!

SIMULATED PENNANT

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 15, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE'RE IN THIS SIMULATED THING!

Cos’ you know…for REALZ? Uhh…

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

WERE STIMULATING THIS THING.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 15, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

HELL YEAH!!!!

GOOD NIGHT NOW!!!!!!

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s not Bengie, it’s Pablo. Mis-label. Though maybe I just missed the joke.

by bondo on Sep 15, 2009 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

you fell in

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe that is STILL happening

they look nothing alike. NTM Pablo was batting LH in that picture.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have scored 16 runs in the last two games.

Uhhh, wait, what?

by deuce deuce on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Every so often, OFFENSIVE KERSPLOSION, then OFFENSIVE VACUUM for a few days/weeks/seasons.

by quincy0191 on Sep 14, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, 15 runs the rest of the season?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M IN LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Jamarcus Russell has the pocket presence of Helen Keller

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Shockingly, the Raiders are in this game. WTF

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chargers have been awful

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raiders defense has also been superb. For the Raiders that is.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Raiders score and take the lead.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFF

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ON 4TH DOWN!!!!
WTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFT

by sfoakbay on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you MadBum?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asomugha is a stud

that’s about all i know about the Raiders’ D

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Seymor guy that did not want to play for the Raiders has been a beast all night.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He loves the Raiders. He wanted to be a Raider. He’s always respected the greatness of the Raiders.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Al.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I kept thinking that was a surprisingly classy press conference, and then Al Davis kept talking and every other sentence he was just insulting the guy, calling him mental and all sorts of crap. And Seymour was sitting right next to him! Looking supremely uncomfortable!

Al Davis = Not Classy.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking News!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEWS FLASH! AL DAVIS, BOORISH OAF!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 14, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up – in the 70’s – loving the Rrrrrrrrrraiders. I was soo mad when Davis moved them, mad when he brought them back and built that monstrosity in the outfield, and mad still that he continues his Monty Burnsesque stranglehold on a team I loved as a child.

I won’t buy any Raider stuff till he is GONE, and at the rate he’s going, that’s probably a literal gone.

Which is a pity because he used to be quite the innovator, eoe.

by Merope on Sep 15, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Glory Years.

When two brothers wore the same number in subsequent timespans?

(50 , 000 Frankenfrancs , blablabla…who wuzzit?)

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I am in the same boat. Grew up rooting for the Raiders, and now I try to not even pay attention. I usually say, when someone mentions the NFL, “Um, I grew up cheering for the Raiders, so I don’t support any professional football team.”

by taliesin on Sep 15, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well he should do something cause the Chargers are marching to victory right now.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was at game

Smallish crowd, especially for a Lincecum start, but great spirit throughout the game. Of course, Lincecum doing splendidly usually has that effect. I’m calling it right now: Giants win tomorrow.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even so. Even so.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUS KIDDIN’ I think we have a good shot too.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I preferred Zito’s starts when there was a faint glimmer of hope that Posey would catch him

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man that was a good game to watch.

Did anyone else notice after the screamer back up the middle over Timmy that every contact after that he ducked?

One down, its on you now, Zito.

Also I liked this lineup. Move Bengie down another space in the order and maybe he will hit two HRs

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not stupid, he’s seen what can happen.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 14, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy’s been hit in the head, in the Cape Cod league. Do not need to repeat that ever again.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 15, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

CrAzY CrAb sAyS ......

WE’RE STILL IN THIS!!!

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

AWESOME WIN TONIGHT GUYS!!!

by orange_and_black_attack on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, the Krazy Krab sandwich is seriously delicious.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Mad Men .gifs

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JT Just called out the prom chicks on: ’isn’t the prom at the end of the year?’

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet JT is the kind of guy who would still go

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting their dates locked up early

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said that earlier! JT and I are soulmates!

by kimmyg on Sep 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT: uhmm….uhhh…. kimmy do you want… uhhh.. to go to the prom?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol! ;)

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty much what I sounded like…

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you asked kimmyg to the prom too?

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by EliminateMe on Sep 15, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I turned him down to go with JT. Sorry, dude.

by kimmyg on Sep 15, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t tell him JT is a better conversationalist…that’d really hurt.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 15, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Al Davis just ordered one of his body guards to do a back flip

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

mike and mike are awful, btw.

by khenderson on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim’s hair looks a lot better when his hat’s not on.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FLOWING LOCKS

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Party in the back, party on the sides, kept out of his face by his cap in the front.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s about a year and a half away from looking like Jay with the knit cap. Noodge.

by iammclovin on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brad Penny can be Silent Bob.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 15, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

that hair will not age well

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been looking pretty bad overall lately. And being matted with sweat doesn’t help. But whatever. If it makes him happy, that’s cool.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks not bad in this hat.

A real girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson, ninja

by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

His hair wasn’t quite so long then.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he definitely looks better with shorter hair.

A real girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson, ninja

by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, they’re putting in his fake elbow joint! I knew the guy was Borg.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitches so well he has testicles in his elbow.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

He was doing a mo cap session

A real girl on the interwebz.
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by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I avoided this game from the top of the 2nd until the bottom of the 8th doing studying and dinner. being as I have tests the next 2 days, I probably should stay away from listening/watching the giants. maybe we’ll score more runs that way.

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, stay away.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

December, just to be safe.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM HAS A GIRLFRIEND

/SOB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

O NOES! D:

/SOBS

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per city

I think

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Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand why a major league ball player would ever bother to have a girlfriend.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

so they can cheat on them

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, most of the recent prospects are married by the time they get up here

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy didn’t have time to waist on a wedding

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 15, 2009 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll tell you when you’re a little older.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 14, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But girls are gross!

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably the same reasons anybody else who bothers with it would. Not that it’s not harder with that lifestyle, but lots of people like to have people.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right?

Lincecum needs poozle too!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying that if I were a major leaguer, I’d pull a Derek Jeter and stay a bachelor until age, I don’t know, 35 or so.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Mark Kotsay’s wife? Or Agent Jack’s?

by Hobbes2d on Sep 15, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jamie Kotsay

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

A baseball player with a hot wife?

Whodathunkit?

by The Double Deuce on Sep 15, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to see a baseball player whose wife is NOT hot.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 15, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like her better when she walks away.

/Alejandro

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 15, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Brian Wilson actually did tell Lincecum to go over there…

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

so wrong

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 14, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PEDOPHILE

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by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walrusman?

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just noticed in highlights:

Lincecum can clearly be seen yelling ‘FUCK YES’ at Bengie’s home run

So this means he’s not allowed on Purple Row.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Link fail

Here’s the direct: http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6649575

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This WILL be a GIS.

“Yes! Yes! FUCK yes!” “Yes! Yes! FUCK yes!” “Yes! Yes! FUCK yes!”

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the image?

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in GiantPain’s link up there, as Bengie’s rounding second during his home run waddle.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant gif.

Spelling fail.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also showed that on the big screen at the park. We laughed really hard.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 14, 2009 11:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

where were you?

Should have dropped by! But yeah, having it on the big, incredibly clear screen was funny.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 14, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I forgot you were back! Are you going tomorrow night?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 14, 2009 11:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

ha ha

Timmy said a bad word

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha I lol'ed

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

good

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moments later, Troy Tulowitzki walked over to the Giants dugout and chastised Lincecum for his outburst

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

THINK OF THE FUCKING KIDS MOTHERFUCKER!

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE! SHIT!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure he was just saying “Well done Bengie! That was quite a swing of the baseball bat!”

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fan of Silent Movie?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was saying “Fluff! Fluff yeah!”

by Merope on Sep 15, 2009 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am pretty sure after the 7th inning ending K after he gave up the run I saw him yell “FUCKING SHIT!” while walking to the dug out.

I am positive the “shit” was in there.

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by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much every time he walks off the mound after giving up runs, he starts swearing

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I notice something out of the ordinary

Did Carney shave?

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

SO LOL

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is amazing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 15, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on here… and that is saying A LOT

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every time he passes I cant help but laugh a little, even on like the 50th time

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 15, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep coming back…

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

/looks at his Sony Cybershot , which silently eyes him back

/they both cry quietly

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my lord

everything about this is perfect.

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Sep 15, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow, I didn’t even notice the bork until the 5th or 6th time through!

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t either! So amazing. I wish this is what they had shown on the big screen at the park.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 15, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...

…like lyrics you don’t understand until you read them , I didn’t see that until just now!

Of course my attention HAD been centered on something more , uh , dynamic in nature , lawl…

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

For reals: how do you make these?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since I don’t have a .gif making program, I used Flash to trim the downloaded video and save it as a .gif, then used Photoshop to edit the individual frames. I’m sure there are easier (and cheaper) options out there.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t realize that photoshop could edit frames individually. I might have to dust it off.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Photoshop can edit animated gifs. If it’s a newer version, the feature may be hidden.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can use windows home video maker, adobe premiere, or adobe flash editor. You need to convert windows home video and adobe flash online with gifninja while premiere allows you to export in gif

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 15, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

how subtle it is, is what makes it.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD THE BORK AT THE END OMG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

IKR?!?!??!?!

Brings it from “awesome” to “epic on a scale not previously known to man”

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 15, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I need to say more about this. It’s truly the personification of this season.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is soooo good

by kimmyg on Sep 15, 2009 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love It!

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by BruteSentiment on Sep 15, 2009 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

This wins the internet.

by younghutch on Sep 15, 2009 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That took me a second.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 15, 2009 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES! Fuck YES!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 15, 2009 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

omg, I am srsly lol!

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Well done, fucking awesome.

I’m glad I was watching that highlight.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 15, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

BORK YES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 15, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most rec'd thing on McC?

it should be

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!

I have tears in my eyes and I can’t stop laughing.

Wow!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 15, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the annual awards come around...

…it’ll be tough deciding between this and “Pablo stumbles when he’s distracted by cake”

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 15, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed it. Anyone got a link handy?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 15, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo Cake

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m getting me a triple…ooooooh, delicious cake!”

by younghutch on Sep 15, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve watched this countless times and it still makes me laugh

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 15, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the lingering gaze that cracks me up. You can almost see him licking his lips.

by younghutch on Sep 15, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its by Dodger Blues, I dont know if it qualifies

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 15, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Raiders

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OAKLANDS

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW THE HELL ARE WE STILL IN THIS THING?!?!?

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK BORK MOLINA BORK BORK

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know but I hella want this shirt:

Pablo Sandoval burst out of a pregame hitter’s meeting and excitedly pointed to his new T-shirt. It pictured the Joker from “Dark Knight” holding up a wild card with the Giants logo on it, and a one-word slogan below:
“Believe.”

by esseffgeez on Sep 14, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we just take WE BELIEVE from the warriors?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I think when I hear “WE BELIEVE” is “BUT WE PROBABLY SHOULDN’T!”

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we were actually ‘in it’, we would just be able to ‘know’… still, hope springs eternal.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I was reading this I had first thought Pablo had gotten a Gark Knight shirt

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have like, made my life.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw someone at the park on Friday wearing that shirt.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know where they’re sold?

by kimmyg on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No clue.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try Happy Donuts or thereabouts.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 14, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PADRES

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Backbreaking TD for the Chargers

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU RAIDERS

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yea… but Zach miller is so legit… helped my fantasy team make a run, but ended up not bringing me anything…

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZACH MILLER!!!

won me the week by 3 points!! Other team had V. Jackson. That was TIIIIIGHT.

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea i had Vincent Jackson too, i was down by 40 coming into the final game, because TO SUCKED ASSSSSS, then i lost by 10, and you’re right it was pretty tight

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLAKLAND

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

those fans look like they are going to cry. Then flip cars over

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you do this?

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Voodoo

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, is there a code or something?

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Black magic

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for giving it away.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He paid me

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that is amazingly awesome

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooo

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL rockiesmagicnumber

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been carrying my weight lately.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think quality over quantity

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sure that I won this time, too.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized a couple of days ago you’re a mod on NN. I miss your quality posts here. =(

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose he has to make quality posts somewhere.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, why are we talking about howie and quality posts in the same sentence?

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by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, no matter what kind of post I make, it’s of some quality.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s tough for me to post anywhere with a lot of regularity these days, especially now that my laptop turned into a brick (I has a big sad). I’m posting from my grandma’s PC right now… :(

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you wrap it in tinfoil you can use it to weight the eggplant you’re salting.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zing!

/Doesn’t get it

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

You must go way back

I’ve been here an awfully long time and for the life of me I can’t remember any of Howie’s so-called “quality posts”.

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by Goofus on Sep 15, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to get my comments in, since I might be working during the game tomorrow. GASP

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of these GameDay threads, I’ll make it a point to crack the top ten.

by deuce deuce on Sep 14, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Flem. They have to sweep.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe this team has sucked me back in again.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was so not in this 2 days ago

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 14, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

First bills, now raiders

it’s “sucky teams blow leads against good teams” night.

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Monday Night LOL

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by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pats can suck it, Tom Brady sucks

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, actually

he doesn’t. He won the game.

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t care, he can still suck it

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAINT GREGORY TROJANS FTW! SUCK IT HATERS!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 14, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he can suck it hard

but you can’t deny he’s good

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s one of the best out there right now, for sure a hall of famer, when you win 2 you’re in

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

but’ hes no Montana! HAHAHAH SUCK IT BRADY

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yea, he’s no Montana… haha, Roethlisbergers a hall of famer though, 2 super bowls right there

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Yeah, he has 2, but they sure as hell weren’t won because of him. James Harrison and the referees should be in the HOF over him.

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roethelisberger’s importance to the Steelers’ wins = Roger Craig’s importance to the 49ers’ superbowls.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 15, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

uhhhh no

Craig scored 3 TDs against Miami. Craig was actually good in SBs..

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roethlisberger is pretty good, in his own unflashy way. I’m just saying, he’s a cog. He’s a good cog, but a cog.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 15, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

ON THE VERGE OF 79 WINZ!

JINX!

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

At least they have 18 or so tries to get to it. We might just make it.

by paboperfecto on Sep 15, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, why can't Lincecum win the Cy Young again?

just cause of wins?

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by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Right now he is probably leading the vote, especially after tonight

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by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

But if he wins a few more, it might be moot.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I reject the premise of the question.

Lincecum isn’t out of the running. More starts like tonight’s and I think he’ll win it.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it just seems like everyone is saying it has to be Wainright or Carpenter.

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by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends how they do in their final 4-5 starts. I think Timmy has moved back into the driver’s seat, first with the ERA then tonight.

by esseffgeez on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carpenter having a bad start didn’t hurt

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurt my POKEMONZ

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAUGHT A FEEBAS!

Oh wait, you’re talking about fantasy baseball. :(

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, even on an emulator with the ability to freeze states, that was the most tedious shit I ever did in my Emerald ROM. Congrats to you.

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by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did it in Diamond, and it took me like 3.5 hours. I’m really looking forward to Milotic, though.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Milotic is awesome. The creators are evil for making it so difficult to get though.

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by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that trouble just to fish for the feebas, and then

Max out beauty stat level up wtf???

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NERD

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, to be fair, after every gem by a CYA candidate this late in the season, the sports shows the next day have a segment on “does ____ deserve the (AL/NL) CYA?”

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wainwright sorta looks like Bumgarner

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

More starts offense like tonight’s and I think he’ll win it.

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by SeeingStars on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Zito thinking, “Shit, does this mean I get no runs tomorrow?”

by esseffgeez on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

When does he ever get runs?

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on what he caught from Alyssa.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA +109.

But seriously, Alyssa, you’re a whore, and I still hate you… it’s only been a week. Please return my call?

by ElCartero on Sep 14, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even the hottest witch in Charmed

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think there’s a clear cut winner yet.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

those jerseys are ugly, no wonder the Raiders lost.

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by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I was telling my wife, a Raiders fan, that the silver in black numbers were ugly. And she agreed. I was shocked.

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by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were hideous

niners’ are great though!!! AND THEY WON SUCK IT TARDS

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get why they don’t drop that extra black oval on the helmet, though. I’ve always hated it, and if there isn’t even any other black on the uniform….

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the black miself...

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’m not a fan of the grey facemask. Everything else looks top notch

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE!

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy mother….Not going to be anytime soon

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

And of course the family circle expands to...

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is truly horrific.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Sep 15, 2009 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed (By a longtime Raider fan)

COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE EXCREMENTS!

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really, Russell should’ve dumped off a pass to McFadden on that last play. 10 seconds left, 1 timeout, McFadden’s speed. Who knows.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 14, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Pirates can’t do anything right

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by scout6 on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Except beat us.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the Pirates

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

27 bucks for infield box seems like a deal

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you have to watch the Pirates.

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by Viliphied on Sep 15, 2009 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m headed to Pittsburgh this weekend, planning to go catch an Irates game. This is the first time I ever wished I had a Bonds jersey to wear.

by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheeeee!

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

this makes me happay

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray plateaus!

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by GiantBrass on Sep 14, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy McCoven make me laugh.

by Dan from NM on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s been a while since we were so full of joy!

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by Yoyo on Sep 14, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Fred Lewis finally got that elusive 17th RBI.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazingly, Sandoval was the only starting position player to not get a hit today.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gave them to the rest of the team like the neighborly panda he is.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like Sandoval not getting a hit isn’t so uncommon lately

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF WE MISS THE PLAYOFFS I BLAME HIM

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by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN’T HIT WITH RUNNERS ON 2ND AND LESS THAN 2 OUTS

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he looks pretty obviously tired. Which happens with first year players pretty regularly.

I also think he looks bigger than he did earlier in the year. Which probably doesn’t help with the tired thing.

Or maybe he’s just going through a rough stretch and I’m letting perception fool me.

It’s definitely some combination of those things.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s regressed to his April levels of patience.

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by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He definitely looks tired.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he BELIEVES!

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is his calf still hurt?

That could explain things, since his slide began around the time that problem surfaced.

by Steve on Sep 14, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree he looks tired...

…but I was just thinking he actually looks less round than he did early in the season.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 14, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neal 3-5 today

1 RBI and 0 k’s

HE AIN’T DONE YET FOLKS

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Nealin’

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait I thought the latest was that Neal is not real.

Now I’m confused.

by taliesin on Sep 15, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I miss most of today and the Giants go off

I missed yesterday and the Giants went off.

Like the other poster above…. see you in December? Oh wait FA signing period….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 14, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 14, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember that problem with nat'l media attention?

unfortunately, this rockies series is in the middle of the week instead of on the weekend :(

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Plus theres this sport called football that’s apparently big news

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…. I think tomorrow is the biggest game yet for Zito as a Giant. I really hope he finishes strong and keeps up the good pitching.

by OTTOMATIC on Sep 14, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

hasn’t been so hot his last 2 starts. I’m hoping he gets his shit back together

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been our best pitcher vs CO this year also. God I hope we get good Zito tomorrow. I want to be in this thing!

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by SeeingStars on Sep 14, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the Giants won

Cool.

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by groug on Sep 14, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

highfive!

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch-- he totally left you hanging.

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 14, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

Little help then, mayor?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIGH FIVES FOR ALL, i have two hands so high fives for both of you too

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PIKA

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, i miss coming here often and stirring shit, school obviously screws that up

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s monday and you’re in college, are you drunk yet?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, well, there’s karaoke night on mondays, quarter beer tuesdays, dollar drafts wednesday, Thirsty thursdays, fun fridays, Saturday… and Sunday which is just football… but no, i gotta get my shit done early so i can party on the weekends… the way i see it, if i get my shit done early, i can party later

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m disappointed young man.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, noooooooooooo, but look on the bright side, i’m doing the best i’ve done in my college career now because of this work ethic

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh just you wait until Friday night buddy

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

(slap)

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by Mayor of 311 on Sep 14, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay...

…they’ll be back to crush it any moment.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 14, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So ESPN decides to create a Sportscenter in LA seemingly focused on West Coast highlights cuz most East Coast people are sleep..Yet somehow its nothing but East Coast nonsense.

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, it’s called, “hey guys, so we’re gonna talk about the Patriots and how awesome Brady is all night, ok?” “sounds good to me!”

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like Tom Brady..Bay Area roots

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pride of San Mateo!

by esseffgeez on Sep 14, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, plus he went to Michigan, i just think he’s cocky

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

(that might stem from him being so damn good)

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that he bones models… that too

by ElCartero on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA!!! Brady, you lucky son of a gun

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of tom brady’s sons…

Also if this is what Brady used to look like, I still have faith that my life may be worth living…

by ElCartero on Sep 14, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea i just saw this pic today, and was sooooo surprised at how scrawny the dude looked before getting into the NFL

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell he’s considering whether to give up football and become an accountant, like his mom wanted.

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOO!!!!

Brady went to Serra HS …. Serra HS can KISS MY ASS!!!

(Serra and my high school were big rivals). lol.

by orange_and_black_attack on Sep 14, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

not bay area ties?

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH COOL, it looks pretty

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious Brady date is not as attractive as Giselle

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like that show on 1050 they have. AllNight or something. I listen to it when I don’t want to hear the Midnight Replay.

Show’s out of LA, but what do they talk about? Derek fucking Jeter.

by El Person on Sep 14, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN's home page

ESPN.com

Apparently something’s supposed to be different about it. I don’t notice anything.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 14, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next two cities they’re doing are LA and Dallas..they’ll get to San Francisco after they get to Bangor, Maine

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, the ESPNSF will feature news from everywhere else but SF

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN-SF will be filmed on location at the Metreon. lmao.

by orange_and_black_attack on Sep 14, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

looks at Baron

Considering what I’m doing tomorrow night…

Nah, they couldn’t want THAT, could they? :)

Okay, now I’m just being silly. I have a better chance of landing Jessica Alba.

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by BruteSentiment on Sep 14, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I squinted real hard and found something very small about San Francisco, that’s about it… YAWN nobody cares

by PiKAgiant on Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, it seems a little redundant

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last time Molina scored three runs in a game was Aug. 18, 2005, with the Angels against Boston.

On this note I’m off to bed

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Purple Row post game wrap has some interesting advanced scouting tidbits

Kudos to PinchHitLancePainter for the posts.

http://www.purplerow.com/2009/9/14/1031045/tim-lincecum-dominates-as-rockies#comments

Here he is talking about Zito and why his curveballs are so hard to hit, especially at AT&T

1. His curve is about a 68 on a scale of 70. That is Carlton level. I faced Carlton in a spring game in the early 80’s in Clearwater (when he was past his prime) and you cannot imagine the downward plane and break on the ball. Looks like it is three feet high and outside and then swoosh, it buckles you at the knees.

2. Lack of movement at home leads to overcompensation on the road. If you followed early Rockie teams this applied for years. See item 4 below.

3. There is a reason that ATT and Petco are what they are. Night games and onshore flow create ideal climatic conditions with sharp off speed.

4. Curve balls are thrown sparingly at Coors due to lack of break. You see more hard off speed at Coors thrown, cuttters, sliders, split finger etc.

He also talked about advanced scouting reports from another team’s scout (apparently someone he played minor league ball with in the 80s)

The book on the Rockies is to get the first pitch over and then they will chase anything close thereafter.

-The majority of the Rockies hitters have been pounded into patience and taking pitches but this strategy is errant on the road away from Coors. Notice the volume of off speed seen tonite. Offspeeds at sea level they break more pronounced especially on the West Coast in the heavy air. Rockies are very vulnerable to off speed after extended homestands, especially in the first two-three games of a series.

-Pitchers will use this tendacy to slow down the offense attack. The only solution is to start expecting and connecting with 1st pitch FBs down the middle.

Lots of other goodies there, worth a read.

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by jctGamer on Sep 14, 2009 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, good stuff. Thanks for braving that place.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If PinchhitLancePainter couldn’t hit Steve Carlton, what chance do the Rockies have of hitting Zito?

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

If one train leaves Chicago at 8:30 going 50 mph, how many apples do you have left?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is the train unladen? Is it a European train?

by younghutch on Sep 15, 2009 5:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is the train binladen?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Bin Laden to Baden - Baden Express.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's been laden with gold

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 15, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like bananas

because they have no bones.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 15, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit. That’s some serious knowledge.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 15, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

“There is a reason that ATT and Petco are what they are.”

And what is that? Baseball stadiums? I assume the reason is “architecture.”

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 15, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

PITCHURZ PARKZ

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

ABOVE AVERAGE IN RUNZ THE LAST 2 YEARZ!

I guess it’s hard to shake the “pitcher’s park” label.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 15, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THEIR PITCHURZ PARKZ!

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, compared to Coors, which I suppose is their point of reference, AT&T is a pretty extreme pitchers’ park. I think the park factors are something like 1.26 and 1.08, so the Rox would figure to score about 15% fewer runs at AT&T versus at home.

by taliesin on Sep 15, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still think AT&T is a pretty tough park to hit in, especially HRs. The small foul territory helps offset some of that.

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by Goofus on Sep 15, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

AT&T does suppress HR, especially from LHB, but it doesn’t suppress other types of hits very much.

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

BENGIE’S HOMER FROM LAST NIGHT WOULD BE AN OUT AT PETCO

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Tough to hit HRs, but easy (relatively) to hit 3Bs and 2Bs. The huge RF means a lot of balls get to the wall out there.

by taliesin on Sep 15, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last time Molina scored three runs in a game was Aug. 18, 2005, with the Angels against Boston

by OneLoveSF on Sep 14, 2009 11:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Wow

Just noticed this was already posted
 
/does noob facepalm

amirite?

Or AM I 5?

by OneLoveSF on Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL PETER GAMMONS
Rick (Hartford)
Hi Peter — who would be your pick to win the WS right now?

Peter Gammons (2:30 PM)
At 2:28 on September 14, I would say Yankees beating the Cardinals in 7, which probably means the Rangers will beat the Giants in 6.

by deuce deuce on Sep 14, 2009 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I took him two minutes to type that and hit post?

LOL old man is old.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/plays face melting solo

by chilibean_3 on Sep 15, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Y'all are going to hate me for saying it...

…but I wasn’t wildly impressed with Lincecum tonight. After the first batter in the seventh inning, I was thinking “if Bochy leaves him in past this inning, he’s insane.”

This is one of the first times in a while where one could describe Lincecum as ‘effectively wild’. He was not very sharp tonight. In particular, his cut fastball was not cutting, and his splitfinger wasn’t doing the splits. There were several fat pitches that he left hanging at the plate that Colorado just did not square up. I wonder if some of his wildness was keeping hitters from digging in.

Also, his velocity for much of the game was a little lower than I’d expect. Not Bumgarner/Alderson level, but he was getting the swing throughs on 92-93.

I’m not in panic mode…it’s the first game ever he’s come back from missing a start. A little lower velocity and some rust is not unheard of…I wouldn’t even say it’s unexpected. But it was not a perfect game for Lincecum.

For me, his next start will be just like what Grant described to start this post.

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by BruteSentiment on Sep 14, 2009 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

People have been worrying about Lincecum’s velocity for a few months now.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must not be looking at the gun enough.

At most games I’ve been at, all I remember is 94-96, and more of the latter.

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by BruteSentiment on Sep 14, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gun at the park is usually a bit hotter.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s been a lot of discussion on it this year – his average velocity is 92.5.

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose I could disagree, but whatever.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been throwing 92-93 all year, I don’t see why that would be a concern.

And he had 11 strikeouts… geez.

I mean, yeah, it wasn’t perfect – I’d like fewer walks and I would have liked to see him put away some of the hitters he got to 2 strikes on in the last two innings, but man. It’s like complaining that one of Beethoven’s Symphonies isn’t quite as good as the others or something.

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by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Lincecum’s fault. If he wasn’t so damn good all the time, then people wouldn’t be concerned about games like this.

by deuce deuce on Sep 14, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum is the best in the league and tonight he got better…

by OneLoveSF on Sep 14, 2009 11:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

he threw more curveballs than I ever remember him throwing. his command was a bit off, and he seemed to have abandoned the slider, but he was still getting swing throughs on his fastball.

That’s good enough for me for a pitcher that has thrown more than 200 innings already this year.

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by jctGamer on Sep 14, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regardless, he is amazing to watch.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 14, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

his fastball control wasn’t great, again.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 15, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ fan girl mode

Just got home, Timmy was splendid, wonderful, amazing and ……….oh yeah squee

Seriously, Timmy being Timmy, what else can you say. And the sac fly got a standing ovation in several sections. Seeing the offense tonight was a breath of fresh air.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 15, 2009 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

All fred lewis can do is walk

did you see him tonight? Bases loaded and all he did was walk. What a fucking asshole un-clutch moron.

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

He sure made the pitcher suck. Fred is not the problem though.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 15, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just know you’re related to Fred Lewis. Even when nobody is dissing him, you’re chastising us for it

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a joke.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

over used

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

/clank!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

So are the, “LOL WHERE ARE THE VELEZ HATERS NOW?” comments every time he doesn’t make an out.

It’s been a recurring theme of discussion on the site all year and it’s gotten heated on both sides. I don’t think it’s anything personal. When Fred does something good, the supporters are going to crow. When he does something bad, the non-supporters are going to crow. Same thing for Eugenio.

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indubitably.

You could just INSERT GIANTS PLAYER NOT NAMED LINCECUM/POSEY/CAIN HERE as far as the daily love/hate. It really is “What have you done for me lately?” theater.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

What exactly have YOU done for us lately, Vic?

by younghutch on Sep 15, 2009 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol you must be new here? (I know you arent)

over-used memes are sorta the modus operandi.

It was said in 150% jest, not even trying to snidely make a point. I just thought it would be funny.

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just taking my annoyance at Michael Crabtree out on you. I hope you don’t mind

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blerg

I’m not changing my sig or picture until the bitter end. If he’s stupid enough to sit out until week 10, then he’s a moron.

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even convinced that we need him that badly. I’m kind of wishing Eugene Monroe fell to us instead

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

3rd best justification at best.

x109.

U R 5

BORK

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by Viliphied on Sep 15, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

DING DING DING

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s most of McC’s jokes.

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only most?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 15, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not the new jokes

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 15, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

New jokes?

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 15, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He cheated the game out of a run.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

QUIT FUCKING AROUND WITH MY FEELINGS GIANTS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 15, 2009 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

So...

I might be the only one, but I would not have minded a Posey or Torres pinch run appearance for Molina in the 8th. It ended up not mattering, and I didn’t see how far Scott’s fly ball went, but I’m guessing it was deep enough to score a runner. If it wasn’t, ignore this.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 15, 2009 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

umm i'd like to see Posey PR for Molina

in the 1st inning

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 15, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I was at the game and said that about 10 times. “Why isn’t he pinch running for Bengie?” It didn’t end up mattering, but a guy behind me was hollering about it for awhile. It was especially weird when Bochy went ahead and put Whiteside in for the next inning anyway.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 15, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, you aren’t the only one.

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, the GDT had a comment or two on that very subject… especially after Whiteside came in afterwards. Huh?

by Merope on Sep 15, 2009 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are not alone.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am here with you

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Though we’re far apart

by The Double Deuce on Sep 15, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re always in my heart.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 15, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re always in my Closer to the heart.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 15, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

MJ lyrics fail

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Rush trumps MJ!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 15, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bengie
“My feelings? I can’t have any feelings,” he said. “I’m really OK. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I’ve done more than they’ve asked me to do. Going to the fifth spot doesn’t make any difference.”

After the game, he reiterated he happily will hit anywhere Bochy puts him, but he smiled and added, “I hope tomorrow I’m not hitting ninth.”

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/09/14/SP5C19N0TI.DTL&feed=rss.giants#ixzz0R9omTUDF

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 15, 2009 12:18 AM PDT reply actions  

That Molina makes a fine w(h)ine.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 15, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he got some help from Joe Castle.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 15, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ideal with foul meat served out of the strike zone

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"Hey old-timer, where am I ?"

"You can't get there from here."

by pynchon59 on Sep 15, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

make that meat, fowl, or foul meat

"Hey old-timer, where am I ?"

"You can't get there from here."

by pynchon59 on Sep 15, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lurk....

…pretty regularly. And I know people say this often, but this is truly one of the most entertaining sites I’ve ever been to. You regular McCoven make me laugh every time I come in here. I’m a big Nebraska football fan and go into forums periodically on various Husker sites but they’re nothing like this. This site has really impacted the way I follow my favorite team, especially game threads. Just want to say thanks. I’ve even got co-workers hooked on it who don’t even give a shit about the Giants!

Everyone's running
The whole field bursts to life, man
Best play in baseball

-Buck O'Neill describing a triple

by Traylude on Sep 15, 2009 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Did you see the Timmy + Bork animated gif above? It’s truly epic.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s even better than the one of Panda running by the cake

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

How are the beachfront condos in Lincoln doing?

I try to sell the gullible on “Husker Huts” as often as possible.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thankah. Thankahvermush.

/tips cap.

I feel very lucky that my team’s fanbase has given forth a site like this.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

This site is awesome, but it is a scourge on my academic career.

I knew this place was good when my Dad started coming around. That man still thinks the internet is run by a system of wheels, pulleys and over-caffinated hamsters.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 15, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It really is the best fan site I've ever seen

I love ninersnation, but I have to say I wish there was a niners community as humorous and knowledgeable as this one.

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe NN will get there. It is still young!

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It shows promise

the GDTs used to be like 20 posts, now they get multiple threads going. I’m encouraged by the progress. I really do like it, but nothing really compares to McC

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a LOT of stupid in the fanposts.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 15, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

MCC has always had the highest quality fanposts on the internet.

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait… wait a minute… what?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

SWOOP!

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by satyricrash on Sep 15, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS she was going to do but she's a dam lyer

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 15, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, TAGSNG!

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you heard about the Giants minor league players with whom I smoked?

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

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Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 15, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just joined ninersnation, haven’t posted yet, but i will sometime this week for sure

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2009 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHH!!!! i’m glad i’m actually sane, and this proves it, i’m not one of those guys.

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t check it out, but somehow I don’t see Raiderness and the internet as being rich in possibilities.
Sad the downfall of that franchise in recent years, decades.
In my younger days I thought Stabler, Belitnikoff et al were a cool football team.
Marv Hubbard was a true bluecollar running back

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"You can't get there from here."

by pynchon59 on Sep 15, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

I was talking baseball with someone else from work over the weekend and he’s a transplanted Padres fan, but he told me that he reads MCC because he finds it so entertaining. I thought that was awesome.

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m your favorite, right? Go ahead, you can say it.

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 15, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crash makes me laugh at least once a day.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Counter-point...

…this place sucks

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by Goofus on Sep 15, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only that were true…

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just occurred to me, the radar in the park was awfully low, were they messing with the gun because the Rockies were in town. Because his pitches didn’t seem that slow.

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by timmeh on Sep 15, 2009 1:11 AM PDT reply actions  

it's possible?

But then I still think they faked Timmy’s back “injury” so he could be rested for game 1 of this series. Looks like it paid off, suckers!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. Baggs made a comment about how Timmy was shaking bengie off A LOT. he changed his approach for this game and threw more breaking balls instead of pitching off of his fastball. I don’t know if he’s doing that because he fastball velo is a little down, or whether he wanted to give a good hitting team that was familiar with him a new look.

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 15, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did y'all see the glare Timmeh sent in after Molina lazily tried to backhand the wild pitch?

If looks could kill, Bengie would’ve been a smoldering mountain of ash.

I am all in favor of Molina clashing with Franchise.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1!

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It did look like he was glaring at Molina after that wild pitch but I have hard time believing that’s what he was actually doing. Timmy missed the target by like 5 feet, can’t really blame Bengie for that one.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he might have just been mad at himself

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by Goofus on Sep 15, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you can blame Benji. He is a very lazy catcher…and it pisses me off. Watch how little effort puts into setting up before the pitch and framing them…a lot less than most backstops. So, knowing that, Timmy had a right to think Molina could have done more on that play.

by Giant Homer on Sep 15, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not really sure what you mean, most big league catchers seem to set up the target as late as possible to avoid giving away pitch location, but I’m not really sure how much effort goes into it, it’s fairly simple.

I’m sure that since Bengie is morbidly obese he doesn’t have the mobility of most catchers, but when a pitcher misses the target by that much he’s not going to show up his catcher.

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by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not late in his set-ups, just lazy. Late is good, but he barely moves.
You’d know if you ever played the game ;D
It didn’t look uncatchable, that’s for sure.

by Giant Homer on Sep 15, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think as the season has worn on we’ve seen him keep from dropping to his knees as much to protect balls in the dirt. That’s really the only thing I’ve noticed. Earlier in the year, he’d be on his knees taking one in the chest. Now, more often, he just kind of sticks his hand out and hopes the ball ends up there.

But I think he’s really just protecting his knees when he does that. It’s bad for the team, but old/fat-lina has to do something to play the 155 games Bochy wants to see him play.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m just hating. He has played a shit ton of innings.

by Giant Homer on Sep 15, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And lord knows we don’t have any other backup type catchers available to give him a break every once in awhile.

by Merope on Sep 15, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE CUT STEVE HOLM

WHY MUST YOU PICK AT THIS OPEN WOUND

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in the corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 15, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching the 2002 WS a few weeks ago.

And the idiot Tim McCarver was all over Bengie for being “lazy” going to his backhand rather than getting in front of the ball. I think I’ve seen Bengie do that more often as the season progressed, but I don’t get the chance to watch a lot of games. Anyways, I think lazy (or sore) Bengie takes some of the blame for the “Wild Pitch”. He should have been in front of the ball, or not in the game at all.

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FIRE BOCHY FIRE MOLINA

by kennv on Sep 15, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true on a ball in the dirt but no catcher in the world could have gotten in front of that pitch last night.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But maybe if he had set-up outside…
(I’d have to rewatch it, I don’t even remember where he was exactly…or I could just continue talkin out my a..)

by Giant Homer on Sep 15, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He set-up outside but then the pitch was way back inside.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to belive Benji screwed up the sings…. Kidding!

by Giant Homer on Sep 15, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The word is signs, but he would screw up a song as well, no doubt.

by Giant Homer on Sep 15, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The word is also Bengie, but dogs generally can’t sing very well.

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by groug on Sep 15, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez I scewed up his name worse than he does pre-pitch set-ups.
And it’s a mistake I’ve made and been called out for before…and yet, my feeble mind refuses to correct itself…

Half-awake, half-baked

by Giant Homer on Sep 15, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, it also refuses to use the preview function… mine’s the same way.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 15, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preview can’t save me from forgetting to remember how Ben-G’z name is spellt

Half-awake, half-baked

by Giant Homer on Sep 15, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I did pitch and catch in college so I do have some experience playing the game. My only point really is that I don’t think Tim would really glare at Bengie for missing that particular pitch. He did get a glove on it and it would have been a nice play if he had made it but missing it didn’t seem like a glare-worthy offense. Who knows though, maybe Timmy got caught up in the moment.

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by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the caught up in the moment theory. It wasn’t glare worthy with the benefit of hindsight, but I could see how it would piss him off when it happened. Sometimes a dude needs a glare.

by Giant Homer on Sep 15, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was just pissed because the triple he gave up turned into a run for free… I don’t think he was trying to blame Bengie for a crappy play.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 15, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/glares at Johnny Disaster

by Giant Homer on Sep 15, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thinks better of it and praises him at post-game presser

by Giant Homer on Sep 15, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, in his interview on CSN after the game, Tim was waxing poetic about how great it was that Bengie hit the big fly and how, while he roots for all the guys, it was really special that Bengie hit the HR (or something along those lines).

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 15, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

just stroking Bengie ego

so he doesn’t have a pout.

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FIRE BOCHY FIRE MOLINA

by kennv on Sep 15, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

read scouting report above.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 15, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I

dunno. Baggs made a comment about how Timmy was shaking bengie off A LOT. he changed his approach for this game and threw more breaking balls instead of pitching off of his fastball. I don’t know if he’s doing that because he fastball velo is a little down, or whether he wanted to give a good hitting team that was familiar with him a new look.

Kuip was saying this morning on KNBR that Timmy’s curve was the best he’d ever seen him throw. He suspected when he saw how much it was biting, he fell in love with it and threw it more than he ever has.

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by Goofus on Sep 15, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs says the Giants interleague opponents will be hosting the Red Sox, Orioles and A’s. The Giants going to Toronto and Oakland. The Giants will also go to Houston twice. They will not face the Yankees or Rays.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 15, 2009 1:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Yikes...

I don’t know whether to be happy or not about that. From a logic standpoint to getting a winnable schedule…nice! From a fan standpoint, yeesh.

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by BruteSentiment on Sep 15, 2009 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

An ESPN wet dream

The Dodgers get to go to Boston. The return of Manny to Fenway Park.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 15, 2009 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

This will happen in 2010

NYY @ LAD —> Torre’s reunion with the guys in pinstripes

by esseffgeez on Sep 15, 2009 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

they might start covering that game starting tomorrow

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

He also said that Kruk and Kuip want to take over his blog for a day and I am all for that.

by kimmyg on Sep 15, 2009 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

i wonder how many times the word “meat” will show up in print form?

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 15, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

WILL KUIP TYPE IN ALL-CAPS WHEN HE’S EXCITED???

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by satyricrash on Sep 15, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

new blog name

KUIP’S TYPES

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in the corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 15, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip will be sad

no second trip to Milwaukee

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just heard on Quick Pitch that Tracy gave Jimenez a few more days rest to be ready for this game. That sounds like fun.

by deuce deuce on Sep 15, 2009 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

MY POKEMONZ!

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by bondslegend on Sep 15, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, ah ,ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive

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by Goofus on Sep 15, 2009 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

What happened to the color of the comment box?

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

And quoted text. They’re…. red!

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not even red...

…they look pink on my screen. It doesn’t go well with orange.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 15, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some stupid advertising deal, perhaps? There is a NFL REDZONE ad at the top of the page. It might be on purpose, or perhaps the css got munged.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Checked a few other blogs on SBN, and they seem normal.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok yeah it's normal for me.

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit not anymore

D: D: D:

it looks awful

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you reload the page?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and now it is

the color orange for links has changed to a more burnt orange too. Gross.

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is terrible

Team’s on a winning streak, we’re not supposed to change anything!

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by EliminateMe on Sep 15, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m never refreshing.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not red to you?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey good news guys! We’re to welcome Renteria’s bat back

I don’t know why I thought Bochy would actually “bench” Edgar. Turns out he didn’t! All is right with the world.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t really understand the whole BA against a team stat that baseball announcers and writers often use. Perhaps for the season, but the career one seem particularly fishy. Over the span of a career aren’t you facing a variety of different pitchers? Does anyone know why there would be any credence to this?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

There isn’t, really.

I think it’s just a way to show that for whatever reason, a guy might hit particularly well/poorly against that team. It’s probably all chance, since pitchers and hitters change teams so often, but it can be fun or interesting to see a guy has always dominated one team or another.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 15, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can get the ‘FUN’ aspect of it. But an article saying that it’s surprising that he didn’t start yesterday cause of his career numbers against the team is kind of silly given his recent slump (which they mention, but only in the WE SURE HOPE HE USES THESE ABs TO GET OUT OF IT

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s particularly dumb because, well…

OMG A GUY HAS A HIGH CAREER BATTING AVERAGE AGAINST COLORADO? WITH HALF OF THOSE GAMES BEING PLAYED AT COORS? STOP THE PRESSES!

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

This makes no sense
According to the Elias Sports Bureau, right-hander Brad Penny is the second Giants pitcher in the last 47 years to win his first three games with the club. The only other pitcher to accomplish this feat over that span is Bill Swift, who won in his first four appearances in 1992 after being obtained from Seattle.

Umm, that’s wrong. Maybe it means Giants pitcher that was obtained from another team, but plenty of pitchers have come up from the minors and won their first three games. Noah Lowry comes to mind.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 15, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it means wins in the first three games in which they start. Lowry didn’t win a game til his fourth start.

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I guess you’re right. My bad.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 15, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowry went 3-0, but it was over more than 3 games.

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by groug on Sep 15, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Swift was fucking awesome, but 1993 was fucking awful.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 15, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It ENDED in an awful manner.

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t just the ending, the feeling of dread from early August on was palpable. Or maybe I’m projecting, I was 15 and full of insecurity.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 15, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Bochy didn’t want to break up the infield that went 10-for-17 with three runs scored and five RBIs on Sunday.

And NOW it’s okay to break it apart? I have a bad feeling about tonight’s game.

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 15, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I love that infield :(

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE’RE GETTING THE INFIELD BACK TOGETHER!

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like reuniting the original members of Creed, why would anyone want to do that?

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by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that brings back memories. I think this might have been the first post I ever read on McC. It was certainly the one that made me a regular reader.

by taliesin on Sep 15, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

I can’t think of another contest MLB could run that I would want to win more. Well, maybe the “Eat Rusty Staub’s Unearthed Jockstrap As We Hold a Shotgun to the Head of Every Member of Your Extended Family Contest”, but now we’re just quibbling over details.

I love mousing over grant’s fake links

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I ever switch my handle I might have to go with Rusty Staub’s Unearthed Jockstrap

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

why wouldn’t you want Will Clark 1993 at 1B? but I was cornfused.

by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. I’d much rather see Ishikawa against Jiminez than Renteria

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 15, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urgh! Not going to have a go at Renteria but our best team clearly doesn’t include him so it’s stupid for him to be in the starting lineup.

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by GiantFan on Sep 15, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

God, this pink/salmon color is disgusting. GRANT, MAKE IT GO AWAY!

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 15, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s blinding. =(

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by SeeingStars on Sep 15, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Grant has any control over it.

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care

I BLAME GRANT

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OUT THE PITCHFORKS!!!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 15, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would think the head of the board would have control over the color schemes. Do you think SBN just assigns the color motifs?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything is Grant's fault.

Would you rather we blame the mods?

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by EliminateMe on Sep 15, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BLAME ALL GRANT AND ALL THE MODS

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELL OUTS

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Which is probably fitting for the end of this season.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in the corner!

by natteringnabob on Sep 15, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is rather obnoxious. I thought I’d done something to my browser.

by Merope on Sep 15, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did it to all our browsers!

Bring the pitchforks! It’s all Merope’s fault!

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by EliminateMe on Sep 15, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Dodger blue than this pink crap.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 15, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m not seeing it in IE6 (corporately modified version). Where is it pink?

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by bgunn on Sep 15, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comment boxes, Fanshot boxes, and Quote boxes.

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You take that back.

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

First Post

Hey guys.. I’ve been following the site for a while now. Been a die hard fan my whole life. Not only first post here, but first post on any site.

Gotta say, site is great, made me break down to comment. Amazing actually!

I want to believe in this possibility of post-season business, but should we?

I’m waiting for a miracle.

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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That fits with the new color scheme.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 15, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to PinkVille

/creepyVoice

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 15, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome.

Let there be BORK!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 15, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmm Bork….

by Merope on Sep 15, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL Giants?

Even Renteria?

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 15, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Obviously on the bottom of the totom pole. But hey, in clutch, particularly 2-out situations, he’s been…. Pretty good.

But yeah, love all giants.

If I can accept Penny, I can accept rent.

"Let there be Boch."

by LoveAllGiants on Sep 15, 2009 2:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This color would have been correct in Petco Park

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBN THOUGHT WE WERE TOO HARD ON OURSELVES AND DECIDED TO BRIGHTEN THE PLACE UP

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that shit. I hate pink!
So nyeh!

by Merope on Sep 15, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk to Brian Wilson’s shirt.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 15, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But why would Keith Hernandez lie?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 15, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

All we need now are a few decorative unicorns!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Lars, careful what you just asked for.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto was so quick with that because it’s his desktop background.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 15, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get off my computer.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 15, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unicorn Hour

w/Barry Zito

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 15, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike LaCoss

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 15, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's official.

The girls have taken over :)

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Uribe – the3 original Pink Pinetar!

by younghutch on Sep 15, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF??? Blog for the cure????

That would be the only (kinda) acceptable excuse…

by AGiantAmongMarlins on Sep 15, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think these colors are blog-specific. It looks like the other blogs boxes are different colors.

by deuce deuce on Sep 15, 2009 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t suggest using alt+ctrl+↑ together

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 15, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This is like a Wet Paint sign…cannot resist temptation.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 15, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does it do?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 15, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
It’s a friend, and it’s a companion,
And it’s the only product you will ever need

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 15, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pisses on Billy’s legacy via reply fail.

by younghutch on Sep 15, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So… I just saw this sentence on MLBtraderumors:

Alfonso Soriano’s contract is about as untradeable as they come

He’s making the same as Zito, roughly, for the same amount of years.

He’s having a down year, and Zito has been decent this year, but if the Cubs would consider it, do you think we could/should swap the two? Would his defense be a huge step down from the plethora of dudes we’ve had in left this year?

Forgive me if this has been totally discussed at some point before and I missed it.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 15, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolutely NO.

Zito has been better than league average this year, as far as I can tell. Soriano has been absolutely atrocious.

Furthermore, below-average starting pitchers are worth a hell of a lot more than an equivalent level outfielder.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 15, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

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