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YAY TIMMY

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol Randy Winn batting third

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

T I M M Y

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR RUNZ

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That ’We’re In This Thing!’ commercial is a lot less annoying when it follows a Seth Smith strikeout.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

And yet it’s still pathetic

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 14, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAI GUYZ. I M LOOKING FOR A FANTASTIC PLASTIC PLACE. DO U KNOW 1?

by Dan from NM on Sep 14, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE MAKE THE PHONES RING

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop it
Stop It
STOP IT!!!!

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who, among the Rockies, ranks second on my hate-list.

1. Helton
2. Smith
3. Tulo

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy, you can’t drop your helmet and gloves on home plate with no-outs

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy out

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Tulo growing a mullet?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got back from seeing Inglourious Basterds (finally)

Looks good so far!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully the fan aren’t so tough on poor wittle Tulo this time..He might go crying to the beat writers again

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Pablo hit a homer.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Panda

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s the bullpen catcher

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by jctGamer on Sep 14, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HACK AT FIRST PITCH!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG $

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OUTTA HEEEEEERE!

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I love when Bengie HACKS!!!!!

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

He is JUST NOW stepping up on my PC

LOVE the lag!

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$$$$

77-66 - Giants Series Record: 24-16-5, 17-6 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BAT ME 5TH, WILL YOU!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim is pumped

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Amped pitcher is amped.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLOLINA!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

CLEANUP HITTER

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

question

Why is it that Winn still gets played at all when he’s been playing the way he has consistently all season with absolutely no signs of improvement? And why does he get to bat third? Even in our lineup he belongs at 7th.

PS: lol Timmy said fuck

The very bad man traded my son...So now I'd like you all to meet my new son, Ryan "Aaron" Garko...Dammit it's just not the same!

by boonitez on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

JONRON!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GIVE THAT MAN AN EXTENSION!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy with the “Fluff YES!!”

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

heheh

I read Timmy’s lips….

“YES! YES! FUCK YES!”

by Hawk49er on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

this is great

/needs more bicycles

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE’RE IN THIS THING!?

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously thinking of Choco Tacos.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank You

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised that hasn’t been taken down yet.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

b/c of MLB or NBC?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB

That game was on CSN anyway.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm. Looks like a NBC logo at the top of the screen…

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right

I didn’t watch that game.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB cracks down on YouTube stuff hard.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember trying to find SNL videos of the whole Palin thing and NBC deleted all the videos. They seem like they are the same way.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBC probably cares less about local affiliate sports broadcasts.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

b.m.h.r.'s?

frankly, i don’t believe they exist

by atxgiantsfan on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Uribe

BYE BYE BABY

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT AIN’T JAZZ

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Just came in to say:

Yes! Yes! Fuck Yes!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope that the Purple Row crew saw that Timmy exuberance. And I hope they all had a heart attack. Or a seizure. Whatever.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I wept openly

he seemed like such a nice young man

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, hi!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

howsit goin

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

so far…so good

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah seriously

that 3 run inning was hair-pulling-out-tastic

I thought that kind of squeak-through-infield-hit kind of batting was our forte

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey man

we PATENTED the GROUND ATTACK!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

well geez I thought patents expired at some point

it’s been how long, 100 years since the inception of the Giants?

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than that, I think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hm.

I’ll call the office

we have a dispute here, friend

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

1883, Brostoevsky.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok fine

but we’re gonna start doing 3-true-outcomes ball then

and boy howdy it’s all the one outcome so far

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

1883 FTW!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolut power corrupts.

AbsoFUCK YES!lutely.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not an endorsement of Russian paint remover there.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY MONEY

Late to the party, forgive me. Reviewing major scales for my first bassoon lesson in 12+ years tomorrow!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BAMBOO DIP!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINGERINGS!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 14, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HALF HOLING

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing like a little Ionian and Mixolydian to trigger some run scoring.

by Dan from NM on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bassoon sucks…get a real instrument, like the Contrabassoon

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played my instructor's contra once

And peed myself. it was so sexy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The contra, or you peeing?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you have to ask

You’ll never know.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dear

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you can provide us with musical accompaniment … Can you play like … I dunno…“Charge!!!” on that thing?

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could

I’d have to steal a trombone part or something, but I could do it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Baron!

How’d the audition go?

You totally kicked ass and took names, didn’t you?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HAWPE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

77-66 - Giants Series Record: 24-16-5, 17-6 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Aflac Question

Schmidt?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Q?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

last Giant pitcher to win 9 home games

by DJ Tofu on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's my guess

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Timmy missed a spot while shaving.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

someone post a pic please

my friends used to make fun of me for doing this

by kingofthacove on Sep 14, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The purple row is not impressed with Molina

That ball dies at Petco

by ddavis539 on Sep 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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by jctGamer on Sep 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh are they serious? What does Petco have to do with anything

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF IT’S NOT A HOME RUN AT PETCO IT’S NOT A REAL HOMERUN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

we had a couple deeeeeep flyouts

and then cursed our own bats for being completely unable to get base hits

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing we aren’t playing in Petco.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s literally out of the stadium in Coors.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

unlike this bandbox

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT&T IZ A TOTAL BANDBOX

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a known fact.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this made me laugh

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE COULDN’T HIT IT TO CENTER AT THE POLO GROUNDS!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah?

Thats neat. In Colorado it clears the border to Mexico.

The very bad man traded my son...So now I'd like you all to meet my new son, Ryan "Aaron" Garko...Dammit it's just not the same!

by boonitez on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

humidor yo

they’re all legit now

or something

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I have one of those! It’s on the wall by my Bengia Molina build a bear.

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GRAB

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SOME

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS

LOL BACK SPASMS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKum

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow.

77-66 - Giants Series Record: 24-16-5, 17-6 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN

THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SHIELDS AT BEST

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah. 240 strikeouts on the year.

by Dan from NM on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GIVE HIM THE CY YOUNG NOW

WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS WAITING FOR

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

KRIS KRISTOFFERSON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

carp's having a reeeeeeealllllllyyyyy good season

but Lincecum is far more dominant

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christopher Columbus

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

but wainwright’s wins and blah blah blah

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Sep 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, Lex Luthor...

You’ve shown me such pleasures.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s nice.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD STEWART!

Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Sep 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WINGER!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum is pornographic!

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

wat

77-66 - Giants Series Record: 24-16-5, 17-6 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except Colorado can’t get wood

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh sweet timmy, how we shall always adore you

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Sep 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD FUCK PURPLE ROW. ALL OF THEM. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET TOTALLY ENRAGED
I know this will sound horrible

But can someone hit a line drive and cause Lincecum to end up like Kuroda?

POSITIVE THOUGHTS!

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

with that said, don’t go over there or anything stupid but seriously FUCK THEM

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

remember that guy who told us how awful we were for wanting Tulo to miss a week?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot air balloon?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, some are trying to tell him that wasn’t cool blah blah. its pretty funny actually

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we're the bad guys because we use bad words

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1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THEM

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

classy bunch of folks over there i must say

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

he regretted it pretty quick there

but yeah, poor move by bballrox

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAITH NIGHT!

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s a real Christian attitude, I bet Jesus talks smack like that about the Pharisees all the time.

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s written right in there: If thine opposing pitcher throweth wicked pitches, and causeth thou to swing and miss and look exceedingly foolish at the plate, thou must wisheth for a line drive to plunketh him in the head."

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

water off a ducks back

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUACK!

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

sir, are you mocking me?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoah

whoah

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll see if I can restrain myself from responding.

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by raisingcain on Sep 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for letting it go

BOOOOOOO!!
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that is horrible…don’t even go there…we got upset when MCC enjoyed Tulo being injured
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We didn’t enjoy it.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

the point was more “don’t play that game”

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirtbag FTW!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

The guy who posted it apologized and all of the other posters shunned him

The very bad man traded my son...So now I'd like you all to meet my new son, Ryan "Aaron" Garko...Dammit it's just not the same!

by boonitez on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis has already forgiven him

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

incredibly doucheful

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they mean, "starting pitcher on a team bound for the playoffs,"

then I agree.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Lincecum

but I dunno, the thrill is just gone for me this year.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 14, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Just wait for DA SWEEP and you’ll feel like a kid again

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Move to the back of the line.

Fawning gushers have precedence.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it me....

…..or is there a palpable energy increase tonight at the park?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s cocaine night at the yard

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha, fucking ha

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s because all the season ticket holders who sold their seats to Dodger fans this past weekend are now back…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this economy they probably sell them at a hefty profit to buy next years tickets.

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey!

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

busty!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Unit is schooling Posey

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

“Know your place rook.”

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Unit is SCARING Posey.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 k’s during a 9-pitch inning is pretty damned impressive… since he needs to be economical with his pitches

by mlb22 on Sep 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Noah Lowry?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, what actually happened to him, I really don’t remember. Retired yet? Still rehabbing? With another team?

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by raisingcain on Sep 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

last I heard he had a rib taken out…

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes, forgot about that.

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by raisingcain on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now he's dating Duane Allman.

– clank -

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s on the 200,000 day disabled list

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cries

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was my favorite MLB player named Noah.

by ElCartero on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shucks.

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

77-66 - Giants Series Record: 24-16-5, 17-6 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That sounded good coming off of Rowands bat.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol warning track power…Put that in ur gay little list of ones that wouldve been homers in philly

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

Scott smoked that one

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PROM

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by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t it a little early for prom?

by kimmyg on Sep 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I was gonna say, isn’t it in May?

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homecoming?

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheer up, sleepy Jean.

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY NOSE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

to a day dream believer

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

to a Wild Card believer

Typical high schoolers , can’t spell “porn”

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BUMGARNER PROM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

bumprom

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

they can braid each other’s hair

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay away form the jailbait, Giants pitchers!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

a walk!

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LETTER CARRIER!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

z

OBP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Z!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm embarassed

Seeing our ace pitcher cheat the game.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

A Timmy Walk

Those girls are good luck.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

one of those girls actually made a YouTube video..it’s pretty neat, if I say so myself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-h-mp1Gh5U

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell, how ’bout adult awkwardness?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 14, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Collinsworth would hit that

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m bringing a “Johnson, prom?” sign to the game tomorrow

by kingofthacove on Sep 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t make the man cry, he’s never had a prom date before

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
now THAT I want to see!

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll look for you, you’ll be on TV for sure

by kimmyg on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

best

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

Carpenter will probably next pitch against the Rockies, should I wish for the Rockies to rough him up?

by DJ Tofu on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Only if the Cardinals win 12-10

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KUIPER JUST CALLED THOSE SKANKS FAT AND UGLY

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by delorean on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

KUIP BURN

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 40TH REUNION

77-66 - Giants Series Record: 24-16-5, 17-6 at home.

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by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

haha nice

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by jordanovich on Sep 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m listening to KNBR. Why is everyone talking about Johnson-Posey and prom?

by Dan from NM on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Stopped the game on field for a 5th inning prom

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey asked Johnson to the prom and he said yes.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two girls had signs that said “Lincecum, prom?” and “Bumgarner, prom?”

by kimmyg on Sep 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lonely Matt Cain must go to prom alone again

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 14, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Series finale last night.

/pours out a li’l for the fallen.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? in September?

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just brought it back for two last episodes.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLez

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm bringing this sign to the next game I go to

MATSUI PRON?

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by jctGamer on Sep 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

lol!

I’m so bring a “Nate, prom?” sign with me next game!

A real girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson, ninja

by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/bringing

A real girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson, ninja

by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELIJAH DUKES
PROM?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/throws gatorade

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWNNNNNN

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

PINE MEAT

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha that Bumgarner prom poster was funny

since it came out of nowhere…

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

"Bochy, Father/Daughter dance?"

A real girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson, ninja

by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

like this?

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Hello , I love you

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

A real girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson, ninja

by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst. picture. ever.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love this

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

by kimmyg on Sep 14, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d bankrupt the high school when voted homecoming king, what with crown prices these days

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.TV

anyone with MLB.TV want to also become the best umpire you can be?

by ElCartero on Sep 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

god i hate that commercial

and the MLB Shop commercial set to the tune of “take me out to the ballgame”

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My polisci prof is instantly the best teacher ever. He brings up sports every class meeting. Today he talked about how much the 88 Series sucked and spent the next ten minutes trashing the Dodgers.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

nerd

Ken Faulve-Montojo at San Jose State. He’s also teaching Model UN next semester and I’m going :D :D :D hoping I get in.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Just wondering. I go to SJSU and was a poly-sci major at one time.

by ryanmiles on Sep 14, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What classes do you have now? I had no idea you go here. I’m either in the band room or hanging around Clark Hall most of the time.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a business major now, so I’m basically at the BBC for days at a time.

by ryanmiles on Sep 14, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

I once had a poli sci prof who was a huge Giants fan and noted Willie Mays’ birthday on our syllabus.

by kimmyg on Sep 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk likes the big fist

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 14, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow reveals more of his darkness:

“we like the big fist.”

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech.

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

slow time to home is slow

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina’s throw is always late…

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

eh, you can tab that one on Tim.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious question: how is Posey’s arm? (comparatively?)

by ElCartero on Sep 14, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t you heard? Posey’s arms fell off, that’s why he’s not playing.

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either Young is that fast or Timmy just can’t hold runners.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

latter

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

young is that fast

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter if he just ends up K’ing everyone.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballooooooooooooon

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

pwned

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Sep 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWWWWWWWWN

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by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKKKKum

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

9 k's already?!!

A real girl on the interwebz.
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by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

better believe it!

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by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ayep

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe our boy is once again the MLB leader.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT VERLANDER

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joba?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Helton and his stupidly good eye

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim LIncecum eats purple dinasoaurs for supper

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

and craps out Helton’s beard

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that really does sound uncomfortable

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY HYMNS

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YES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT HELTON

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by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN HELTON

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by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Since Lincecum missed a start, he can pitch double this game right? So like 260? BORK?

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by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice FanArt poster of Timmy at the yard

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by Classy_Argonaut on Sep 14, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PEW PEW PEW

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

…Are ALWAYS…

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by Classy_Argonaut on Sep 14, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Denver, Colorado

Home run hits you!

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants should show solidarity with their opponent and invite Dinger to the yard for the rest of the series.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Give him the Crazy Crab treatment.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 14, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if we get to drop that piece of S off the Bay Bridge.

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

To get his fucking head ripped off?

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if this resulted in its timely demise, I don’t think it’s worth it.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can stand behind the plate during batting practice.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about in front of the plate?

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by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's lanny macdonald, isn't it?

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Yes it is ….. the Mac Daddy himself.

by orange_and_black_attack on Sep 14, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joel Quenneville and Mike Kitchen

and Lanny MacDonald

bunch of great hockey names there

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man ......

You don’t see great hockey like that anymore.

by orange_and_black_attack on Sep 14, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially not in Colorado

RIP
 

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking hate the divelanche

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone does

I’m used to it by now.

Sakic was the man though.

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Wild fan

I hate him

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

talk about baaad jerseys

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The red ones?

some of the best IMO

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

well… they are festive…

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uni Watch loves them too FWIW

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhhh

I know a few wild fans.

remember when manny fernandez and dwayne roloson ate our souls in the 1st round

yeah

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!

My favorite hockey moment. Unfortunately there have been very few for us :(

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then bruno scored on roy

and then bruno joined the avs

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My all-time favorite hockey goal ever in history

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the glory days of us being the Hockey Yankees

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild

Horrible team name IMO.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

fucking awful. But they’re our team, so we have no choice

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, looks like a Sanchez pic

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by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is an awesome ’stache

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Those unis

better than the baseball team’s

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

no purple

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by Classy_Argonaut on Sep 14, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

those purple mountains are majestic, alright?

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That picture reminds me that my girlfriend is due for a bikini wax

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahhaha what the

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by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting reports from the yard that Dave Chapelle is at the game.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YO ROX, N***A FUCK YO ROX!

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They shoulda never given Renteria money!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 14, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want some pancakes?

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like that fanpost awhile back about the [dead] rapper dude that was supposedly at a game?

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah. the photoshops were awesome afterwards

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah

tupac lives!

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by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

all look same

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TUPAC??

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by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that Donovan McNabb?

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL (cracked) RIBS

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

cracked ribs are only painful when you laugh, move, or try to breath. Don’t even think about coughing, sneezing or getting the hiccups!

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about throwing a pass in a cross pattern?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never had to do that specific maneuver with my messed up ribs… but I would guess “ouch”

Then again I betcha their doctor doesn’t just send them home with a bottle of vicodin and a pat on the back.

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking pitches = not a crime.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 14, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the Mole making Hammel throw pitches.

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by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDY!

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT HATERZ

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by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

OPPO!

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MISTER EFF

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB by the Mole.

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by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Sep 14, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

great to see him have a good AB

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by Classy_Argonaut on Sep 14, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t one of those things chase Ron Howard’s daughter around a village?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

All im hoping for here is a not GIDP

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY

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by Natto on Sep 14, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Elitist reference!

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by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OCEAN WALKER

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by Classy_Argonaut on Sep 14, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good

Randy’s still getting playing time

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

knows how to win

or at least lose “classy”. Wouldn’t want Nate or Fred Lewis to get some AB’s.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 14, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The coffee guys look like they are wearing jet packs

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 14, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahhaha yes.

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by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL’d. this was a great comment, Lars

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn, just put the bat down and await your fate

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by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Winn

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

someone put up the classy randy winn pic

by barrybondsistheGOAT on Sep 14, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

BENGIE NOT HITTING CLEANUP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

…and he ran dingerz.exe

by KrazyKrabMeat on Sep 14, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE GOD LET THIS CONTINUE

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

in case anyone cares, the Raiders are looking not entirely awful

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by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Drop your helmet, Randy

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First pitch

SWING!

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by jctGamer on Sep 14, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M HACKIN

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MUST HACK AT FIRST PITCH CRAP!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

/cream of wheat drips out of his ear

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by rotorueter on Sep 14, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just missed that. Pablo is in a mini-slump.

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by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawon is thrilled

Panda has seen 2 pitches in his past 2 AB’s

by NHL84 on Sep 14, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Well his first at bat I think he saw like 42 pitches, so he probably got chewed out in the dugout.

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the Panda Express tie-in

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

DINGERZ

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am only just now noticing how early Sandoval starts his swing. I mean, I know hitters start their swing as the pitcher starts to deliver, but Pablo’s is just more obvious than most, I guess.

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

AS long as he doesn’t break down on the front leg, I don’t see a problem with it. When he is locked in (to me) If he keeps his front leg strong and his hands back.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I wasn’t being critical (surprising, right?). This was the first time where his approach just stood out a lot. I don’t care what the swing looks like or how it happens as long as it produces results.

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need more runs. Don’t trust Rockies.

by deuce deuce on Sep 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THROW

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BLUFF BUNT

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

he fooled everyone there

by kingofthacove on Sep 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

classy steal

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by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY WHEELZ

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASS

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by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

this is the correct answer

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looked even worse than Molina’s throw earlier.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

waaaaaaaaa

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by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Just missed it again.

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by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

how many throws for Tim so far?

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by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like 77

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

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by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

77

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you

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by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be a “pitch to contact” inning.

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

82

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flips back again

by bondo on Sep 14, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

how the hell is Oakland winning that game?

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something about some ring that this old wrinkly dude has in his possession.

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Chargers?

/worries about survival football pick

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picked New Orleans this week. Obviously?

by bondo on Sep 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I should have, but it’s the Raiders…

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr Merope has the SD defense in his pokemons league dealie…

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My buddy and I have been doing our pool for about 8 years now. We have a set of rules to abide by that has been honed for years. Our number one rule is NEVER PICK SAN DIEGO. No joke. Over 40% of teams in our pool are eliminated with San Diego picks each year (over the last 3 years).

When I was in college, we WON. There were 375 entries that year at $50 each. $17.5K!

by bondo on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be 14-7… Jamarcus looks pretty good from what I can tell, and San Diego likes to suck against bad teams. Though they have beaten Oakland straight times…

by bondo on Sep 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Running game

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

t-t-t-tap

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The fantastic plastic place!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies girl is far superior to Amy G.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Alanna Rizzo typically has things to talk about, as well as be hot

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a lot of good pictures of her via GIS

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she is smoking.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 14, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nyeh, she’s alright.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfff

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

nice

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh.

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's totally not her

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw that one too

and thought “PERFECT….wait”

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just checked

Turns out it was from a page debating Rizzo’s hotness versus this girl, Carrie Milbank. She’s got a hockey show on NHL.com or something.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhh makes sense

Alanna’s a pretty good on field girl, good to look at, but not all “DROOL SUPER HOT IDIOT TALKING”

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

she looks so awkward in that shot

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAIR UP GLASSES ON!

by ryanmiles on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GET THIS REFERENCE

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

By and large, Colorado bests SF in the female arena.

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did say “by and large,” leaving room for exceptions or a reasonable minority!

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Norwegian women are hot =)

HOT!!!!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take French women any day.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 14, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

in what respect?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ones that are bi and large…

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Umpire camps/Batman

I know someone complained earlier, but is it just me or is the voice over work done by the actor who did Bruce Wayne’s voice in Batman the Animated Series???

by NeifiChicken on Sep 14, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Conroy? I don’t hear it.

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you could only watch one til the end of time between innings:
1) Hey Umps
2) MLB Shop
3) MLB tickets
4) Geico

Decide wisely

by ElCartero on Sep 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We MLB Premium buyers are incensed , fwankwy.

Top dollar for spotty DVR and constant commercial bombardment.
It’s also lovely when the “MLB COMMERCIAL BREAK” lasts two minutes…

…then three…

…then five…

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you one time...

Let me be myself…

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim LIncecum

good at baseball

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Not so nice there

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn it, TrIsh!

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

And Ishi gives it back

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

blerg

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT POSEY AT FIRST

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking terrible Ishi

by DFAAurillia on Sep 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WUT

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by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I really fucking hate brad hawpe's stance

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought about just writing this

but I thought it was funnier to let someone else FTFM

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIS OPINIONS SUCK!

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed
I really fucking hate brad hawpe’s stance

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 14, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate craig counsell’s stance the most

by DJ Tofu on Sep 14, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

he changed it this year… not as wacky. took half the fun out of watching him hit

by mlb22 on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s known as the “happy deer” around here.

by Merope on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm… will pay attention next time I see him

by DJ Tofu on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be great around the house

You know , sweeping those cobwebs out of the ceiling corners an’ such…

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

more than eckstein's

or soriano’s?

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

eckstein’s doesn’t bother me as much…

don’t know how soriano’s look like…

by DJ Tofu on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn't Lewis playing?

I suppose I should stop asking, what with Velez and Winn being “so much better”.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 14, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

he cheats the game

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean LOLewis. He’s a BUM!!!!

by orange_and_black_attack on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lacks veteren savvy

by ElCartero on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’d that miss?

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by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That was strike 2 ump.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow…close

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

when did fastballs down the pipe stop being strikes?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

F U TORREABLA

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

torreblahblah

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

his nickname down here is tore-a-labi_ and the last letter is ‘a’ but im too shy to type that word.

by mlb22 on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

every time I hear the word titmouse I giggle like a schoolgirl

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking Torrealba…2 hits

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by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum power weakening?

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

93mph

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Kruk just call him Lithcum?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

i mean Litchcum?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it—-I’m not gonna crack.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Picture is Big

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that makes sense. Lithgow (sp?) is pitching

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

large lithgow is large

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG HEAD

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

wait, who?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Tim

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many pitches for Tim.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY HYMNS

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

(DEUCES)

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

A real girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson, ninja

by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

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by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN STEWART

GODDAMN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

This makes the MLB price worth it.

The boy is carving.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

see ya

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by rhys on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWN THE FUCK SIT

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM MUTHA LUVIN LINCECUM

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by bondslegend on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks for the heads up

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by jponry on Sep 14, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE KINDLY TAKE YOUR SEAT

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

what the eff is that?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 14, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is some thing called Lady Gaga at some event called the VMAs.

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moar like “Lady Gag Gag”

amirite?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like her!

Good songs to run to.

A real girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson, ninja

by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets have some fun this beat is sick...

(i hate that song)

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

A real girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson, ninja

by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

niiiiiiice

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 14, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I just got set up.

A real girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson, ninja

by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 14, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What...

…was the thing that looked like Kenny from South Park in the front row?

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 14, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A chicken is giving birth to a head

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 14, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars, you are like butter tonight

BOOYA!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and BOOM goes the dynamite.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 14, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

a chicken head?

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Sep 14, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Timmy to remain in this game till he has a CGSO with 15 K. I don’t care if he throws 120 pitches if he’s dealing.

by bondo on Sep 14, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s take it an inning at a time.

by deuce deuce on Sep 14, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he gives up a run, go ahead and pull him. But until then, he’s basically our best hitter too so leave him in there. I am too paranoid.

by bondo on Sep 14, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’ll only need 24 to get past these pesky fucks the rest of the game

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 14, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah yeah yeah I know the math doesn’t work out for 15 K but seriously I don’t want him out of this game until he gives up a run.

by bondo on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww ......

Timmy, you made Naked Denver Fan sad.

lmao!!! GOOD!!! MAKE THE TUB OF LARD CRY!!!

TIMMY EATS JAMS FOR BREAKFAST!!!

by orange_and_black_attack on Sep 14, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw the barrel guy is great

he retired as the absurd fan last season, has lifetime season tickets from the Broncos now

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Choco Tacos for breakfast?

by ElCartero on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He made boom boom in his team tub!

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Kenny Rodgers after his chicken chain went bust

by KrazyKrabMeat on Sep 14, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Riddle:

Q: What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

A: Not that fuckin guy, that’s for damn sure.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 14, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s @ 96, don’t think he will finish

by DJ Tofu on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLribe

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LATE THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/14/1031019/open-gdt-iii

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

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