Post-Game Recap: Edgar Renteria's Grand Slam Defeats Rockies!
It came from an unlikely source. The Giants were down, but not out, and light-hitting Edgar Renteria delivered the biggest home run for the Giants in years. Rafael Betancourt has been fantastic for the Rockies since coming over in a trade, but he tried to sneak a fastball by Renteria on the inside corner. It caught too much of the plate, and Renteria put the Giants into a lead they would not relinquish.
The Giants are now in a tie for the wild-card lead, and they have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Come on, rest of the league. Just try to stop us!
This team just might win the World Series. They just might. We're in this thing!
I can remain in my Norma Desmond-like fog for the rest of the night, replaying events from weeks ago in order to retain my sanity, or I can think about tonight's game for even a single minute longer and start throwing things out of my window. I'll start with the inanimate objects, but I won't make any promises as to what I'll do if I run out of inanimate objects. So I'll just ignore reality and drink. A lot. Great game, fellas.
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irl lol
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Say what?
BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
It's more over than The Rock at a Miami house show
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Cue 1993 bellowing - Lasorda - in - your - face image
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW , at the weiting of this post the Pads are losing 4 - 1 in the ninth.
Sooo , what’s on tap for the winter?
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Football and hockey?
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Hockey is good
And football is tolerable. Sometimes.
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Football is hockey with a bunch of breaks. But I’ve watched it since I’m a kid, so it has a place in my heart.
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The breaks are what gets me. Continuous action ftw!
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Yeah
I can’t handle the continuous stops much anymore. For a game that’s supposed to be ACTION, there’s a lot of downtime. In fact, mostly downtime.
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Haha, seriously. I think one quarter of the USC-SJSU took 45 minutes. Meanwhile, there was this one Sharks-Kings game when there wasn’t a whistle for 15 minutes. That was awesome.
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Hockey is an underrated sport, and I’ll never understand why. Granted, I don’t know shit about teams other than the Sharks, but I still find it the most exciting sport. Baseball is my favorite, because of the stats, but hockey I enjoy watching the most.
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I enjoy watching it when the puck’s not stuck in a 3 hairy man orgy along the boards.
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
That doesn’t happen much.
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For some reason that’s my last recollection of hockey. Aside from the Sharks last playoffs, which made me :-( even though I’m not a Sharks (or hockey) fan.
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The Sharks are a pretty fun team to watch. I suggest giving it another try.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
The best team in the regular season. Set an NHL record for best start. They play an up-tempo offense-based game that uses the defense to help with the scoring. So, yeah, pretty fun to watch.
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No TV. Plus I live in southern California.
Fun fact: The last Sharks game I remember before that was that massive like triple OT game from 2 playoffs ago ( I think)
I always catch them at their best times.
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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Was that Dallas?
So 2 years in a row outed by the Stars?
And on top of that, the Dallas crowd was pitiful.
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Yup, Dallas eliminated the Sharks in the 4th OT of Game 6 in the second round.
Oh, and the Ducks eliminated the Sharks this year, not Dallas. The Stars didn’t even make the playoffs, lol
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Oh, the Ducks. With the Niedermayer brothers? Or am I years late on that one?
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Yup, you got it right. Except Rob Neidermayer wasn’t re-signed by the Ducks this summer, so its just Scott now.
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That sucks
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But it did feature Nabokov’s amazing glove save. There’s always that.
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wow , wut i done did
When the World Cup came to town (‘94?) that’s when all the downtime in American football was really brought home to me…although sometimes you REALLY , REALLY need to be a fan to appreciate soc…football. (whoops , close one.) And it’s important to be able to suss out who you simply cannot converse about it with – the average American has a short attention span and an idiot’s range of appreciation.
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame the elitist Canadians who don’t want the sport to grow in non-traditional markets. That, and the crap national TV contract the league has. Seriously, Versus? That’s the best you can do, Bettman?
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Fuck Versus
They don’t show replays, even when they can. I don’t get it.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
And they insist on talking about the Rangers and Pens, no matter who is playing. And how Christian Ehrhoff is German.*
*Although I suspect that we’ll hear much less of that this year, lol
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This is kinda why i like watching Sharks games on CSN or NBC, i’ve yet to see the Sharks play on NBC
The Sharks haven’t been on NBC since NBC stopped doing divisional games and just did one national broadcast. And they won’t be on NBC this year unless they make the Conference or Stanley Cup Finals.
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Yup.
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Check the channel and see the message on it.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
I’m too lazy to do that, but I’ll take your word that it’s not on.
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Yeah, Comcast is charging too much for Versus, so DirecTV dropped the channel.
Not the most popular decision in the hockey world. Or the bass fishing/bull riding world, I presume.
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They also show some college football. So a few Pac 10 and Mountain West games will be missing.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Wow. this must have just happened… I am sure I just watched something on this channel recently.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 11, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
September 1st, the channel went off the air on DTV.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
waaaaaaaaaait a cotton pickin’ minute. DirecTV dropped Versus? Then where in the hell are we going to watch PLAYOFF hockey ? Did the NHL sign a deal with a “real” network? Weren’t a LOT of the playoff games on Versus the past few seasons?
Nope, Versus still has pretty much all the playoff hockey games, some being shown exclusively on the network. DirecTV is just being stupid.
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I vote for now, because the season opener against Colorado is on Versus, and that would suck if people missed that.
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Not really. Training camp and the whole “Marleau to LA for Heatley in a three-way deal” scare has taken up most of our attention.
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I’m looking forward to finally being able to really follow the Sharks this year.
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
They are a lot of fun to watch, until April.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Usually its May, though. April was just this year.
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True
And I still think it’s just bad luck, for the record.
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Me too
Ducks weren’t a typical 8th seed. And fuck Dallas. And Brian Campbell’s penalty in the 4th OT.
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Also
Fuck Teemu. Finish that wraparound you jackass.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
THIS
That wraparound haunts me and I wasn’t even a fan back then.
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I guess it should be, “Finnish that wraparound, you jackass.”
Thank you, thank you.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Seeding shouldn’t matter much really. The fact is that Anaheim’s D completely shut down all 4 SJ lines. The Sharks offense was really poor at creating space to have real offensive pressure on net. Hiller had SOOOOOOOOO many easy saves in that series. The Sharks hardly ever got any rebound opportunities.
And that seems to be a problem in most playoff series for the Sharks since the lockout.
No
NO. NO. NO. It was all Hiller.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Eh, equal parts Hiller and the horrible injury bug the Sharks suffered during March and April. 10 injured roster players isn’t exactly insignificant on a team of 23.
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Injuries were a factor, but in hockey EVERYONE is hurting big time at that point of the year. I’m kind of sick of it being an excuse for the Sharks every season. Tomas Holmstrom was playing with a major shoulder injury 2 years ago when Detroit won the cup and he was out there every night standing in front of the goalie and taking a beating.
That said I’m excited that McGinn and a few other young guys will get a bigger role this year. The callups played better than the regulars for the last month or so of the season.
Except that all the players were hurt before the playoffs, and were out of the lineup for a significant period of time. I think it was like 5 or 6 guys came back 2 games before the playoffs, including Marleau and Clowe. It takes time to develop chemistry, and they didn’t have time to re-develop it. That hurts a team.
Oh, and I’m totally excited about McGinn and the competition for spots in training camp. I’m sort of rooting for Petrecki to make it, even though I know he’ll do better with a year in the minors under his belt. He’s just so awesome I want him on the SJ Sharks now.
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I wouldn’t mind McGinn and Joslin, but I do like to get young guys into the lineup early.
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Joslin didn’t really impress me in his stint with SJ, but we’ll see. With two spots on the defense and various spots on the offense open (in case McLellan doesn’t want to roll the scary line of Staubtiz-Nichol-Shelley), training camp is going to be interesting this year.
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Hockey usually sneaks up on me (I know, bad fan), but I don’t think it’ll happen this year with FTF around and the Giants ending early.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Plus, the first game is on October 1, so its not like that date is hard to remember lol
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Not really. He was good, I’ll give him that. But he really didn’t have to work all that hard in a lot of those games. Anaheim’s D was fantastic. Their forecheck was very good and their D did a great job of closing shooting lanes. Taking weak shots from the point that Hiller can easily see doesn’t make for good offense.
Playoff hockey is an entirely different animal. The officiating is much looser, the checks are harder, and sometimes “illegaller” and the Sharks just haven’t been able to make the adjustment.
Where the playoffs are concerned, I wouldn’t be surprised to see dudes coming out with razor blades taped to their gloves, machetes to their sticks, and retro rockets on their blades. ( Yes Pronger, I’m looking at YOU! )
Hehe, Pronger Physics.
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FUCK chris pronger
I fucking hate his guts. And the Ducks are the biggest goddamned joke of a franchise ever
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Good news: he’s in the Eastern Conference now, playing for the Flyers (where he’ll fit right in with the Broad Street Bullies).
Bad news: the Sharks play the Flyers twice this year.
Oh, and now my most hated Duck? Correy Fucking Perry, the goalie-seeking missile and target for Rob Blake’s spear to the nuts (best penalty EVER).
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I don’t. I think their problem is by and large the Sharks team as constituted now primarily doesn’t know how to raise their game for the playoffs.
They just need more experience or some guys need a change of scenery. There is a bit of luck involved sure, but the previous teams under Sutter which had some hardened vets like Ricci, Suter, and Damphousse did a lot better in the playoffs than these recent Sharks teams.
I’m still a n00b to hockey, mostly, so when people freak out about playoff performance, I’m just like, “it’s SSS right? guys?”
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Yes
Of course it is. Playoffs are too luck based in every sport.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Hockey, really?
Hockey is like soccer. Lots of back and forth for a 2-1 score. It will never be big in this country. We like scoring.
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The average hockey game has like 6 or 7 goals. That’s a lot of scoring you just don’t get 7 points per score.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
I used to think that hockey must be boring, what with such little scoring.
Then I suffered through the Giants’ 2009 offense.
And a shitload of rosterbation
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
So I’m thinking we trade for JJ Hardy for SS, Carlos Pena for 1B, have an OF of Bowker/Torres/Velez/Rowand/Schierholtz and play Buster every day y/n
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Your OF does not include Fred. :-(
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Fred deserves a team that will appreciate him.
Maybe the Newark Bears.
I KID I KID I STILL LOVE YOU FRED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
The A’s maybe.
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Semi-serious
Sign Beltre, Pablo to 1B. Hope Renteria bounces back, if not, hope Crawford takes a jump forward.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I was being serious. I know we probably don’t really have the chips to get Hardy and Pena though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Oh please, name me two good pitching prospects the Giants used to have who some other team would want.
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Jeez , Groug. This team has history.
I’ll order a pizza , this could get involved…
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I would settle for a RH OF platoon mate at this point….
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DANY HEATLEY FOR MATT CAIN
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Patrick Marleau has a perpetual face that looks like he could use a hug.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
He looks so weird when he’s happy, though.
But when he is happy and does that double fist-pump, it always cracks me up.
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Or Dany Heatley + 5th for Michalek, Cheechoo, and a 2nd.
Close enough.
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I appreciate this reference.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
BUSTER POSEY
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
They’ll play the “I’m In!” commercials for at least another week though.
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We are in THIS thing , realistically.

OK , surrealistically.
/runs from .gif police
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
POSEY
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
best part of the night
Jon telling us that normally Rowand would be hitting, but Bowker was up in his spot.
still timmy. imagine shorter hair. not even close.
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Bumgarner
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
With or without the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF face?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey for sure.
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WalrusMan’s date.
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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Younger looking than Posey?
That’s tough to do without being in WalrusMan’s age range.
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Gerald. The orange slice in his mouth gave it away.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like I travelled back in time
I’m going to bet my life saving on Oklahoma losing their opener
YAY
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy had bitchin’ seats
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by NuschlerFace on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
His back looks really swollen.
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 11, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice work
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Not-So-Post Game Roll Call Top Ten; I'm Not Proud of This
Name – # of Posts
High_On_Lincecum’s_Godliness – 191
bondslegend – 127
AndYourBirdCanSing – 124
DFAAurillia – 104
jponry – 94
baetown415 – 93
heimy25 – 79
Bond16 – 68
marcello – 68
49er16 – 67
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
I made roll call. FRIDAY NIGHT. I RULE!
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Didn’t jponry get here around the 5th or 6th inning?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
Yeah. I would be 2nd, otherwise obviously.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was the top of the 7th actually
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Your comment rate is too insane. I was comment whoring and i can’t come close to what you always get.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even feel like I comment whore that much. I don’t know how it happens.
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
No matter. The Post Crown is mine for tonight.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously this game sucked.
If it wasn’t for Posey finally comin in, this list goes down 15 comments per person.
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Well , shit.
Because I was getting mileage out of “Poseygate”.
Glad to hear that , waiting for the tell – all book by BORKy.
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
93 wow
I’m pretty happy I went to eat dinner too.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
You would’ve won if it wasn’t for the dinner :)
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lol only 99 behind you.
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
We were tied when you left.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahah nice.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Only smart comment Clint Hurdle made all night was when Rowand weakly grounded out with the runner on third he said, “he made up his mind to swing at the pitch when it was still in Kuroda’s hand.”
proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria
time for the rockies to score 2 in the 9th
yes, i’m aware of the repercussions if this does happen…
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
They scored 3.
"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark
"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.
Oooppsss, 4.
"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark
"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.
MOMENTUM
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
WE'RE SO FAR OUT OF THIS THING IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY!
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
0 walks tonight. Sums up the season right there!
"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark
"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.
So, at this point I just want all the guys out on the field to make good defensive plays. I don’t give a flying fuck about the offense anymore. Especially since Posey already batted.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I have a complaint to file
The new gameday threads need to be posted on the homepage or something, because it’s really annoying to have to scroll through each thread to get to the latest one
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
Well, obviously I didn’t…
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at the left-hand sidebar under the “Overflow Gamethreads” section. They are all there.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
And pay attention to the dates lest you be lost in time.
wtf…dinosaur poop?
i swear , when i get back to now i’m shooting every damned dinosaur i see…
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Since noone's said it
They’re on the left hand side, in a sidebar.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I hear they’re on a panel on the left side of the website.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
wait a sec...
Is that your left or my left?
109!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 11, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re on the left side bar, ya moron! Some one ban this clown
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 12, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh good. The kids are getting their chance. Here comes Aurilia to the plate.
proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria
This made me laugh.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Since I never played the game
But know what a hopeless cause looks like, can anyone who has played the game or is a generally optimistic/positive person tell me what the professionals who have played the majority of the games this season are supposed to do with themselves? These free swingers have put the Giants in their current situation, they can’t really believe that their same approach is going to magically turn this “thing” around, do they?
I’m not sure it’s a habit you break once you are in the majors. If that’s what got you there you are most likely going to continue doing it, especially when you are as old as a lot of these guys are. I don’t get why guys want to blame Lansford for this.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That's it!
“The Giants are…INSAAAANNNNE…”
50 , 000 Frankenfrancs if you can hear that in a Crazy Eddie voice.
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
That approach brought them to the highest level in the game, and while I agree that it’s shit, I doubt they do.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
TIME FOR THE EPIC 2 OUT COMEBACK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
LOLptimism
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
BTW
Did Posey strike out looking or swinging?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
swinging, it was a tailing fastball low and outside and he kind of gave up on the swing halfway through when he realized what he’d done.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Had to mentally condition him for team style, before he could play.
Ball off the plate?
Gotta hack, Kid!
swinging
Molina yelled SWING ROOKIE from the dugout
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
IT STARTS!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
lol Ishikawa
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
LAY DOWN A BUNT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Rockies with 2 on
1 out, bottom of the 9th, down 1-0.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Franny with the double!
EAT IT BOCHY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
And, just to complete the night
FUCK YOU SABEAN
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE LET HIM SWING AWAY ON 3-1 THE OTHER DAY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
FRANDSEN!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/Frandsen whines about how he could do that all the time
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
Look at the list of guys we let play 2B this year over Frandsen and tell me he isn’t right.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
GARKO SIGHTING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
So they do exist....
"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark
"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.
By the way, Edgar Renteria really has been MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS, hasn’t he?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Edgar Renteria in September: .143/.189/.257
Trust me, I’m not taking any joy in that. But he’s bad now and he needs to not play.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Edgar Renteria: Volunteers to ride bench.
Setting a veteran example for the young Grizzlies is Money Down the Stretch, Nerds!
LOL BORK
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
BAY AREA TIES
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
these giants score twice as many in five fewer innings
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Any chance we see any of these guys tomorrow?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Nope
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Slightly
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Another blowout? :-(
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Okay, Bowker, Posey, Ishikawa, and Frandsen all need more regular starts. Or just starts, that works too.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL COLORADO
bases loaded one out vs heath bell
by gswarriors2006 on Sep 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
i hear the giants new catcher didn't swing at every pitch. how does that work?
did the universe fold unto itself?
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
Fresno completely outplayed the Giants starters today
Pathetic.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Grizzlies = 2 runs in 2 innings. Giants = 1 run 7 innings.
Ouch!
"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark
"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.
So now that we are absolutely done for sure, should the Giants just shut Lincecum down for the rest of the year?
I say yes.
I don't think so
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
He’s a competitive li’l dude.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
They should keep him to a low pitch count but they shouldn’t shut him down altogether.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Pft Bochy will throw him out there for 120 pitches.
"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark
"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.
Haven’t you heard?
“We’re IN this thing!!”
I haven’t quite been able to figure out yet which thing it is that we are in, however; “hopeless pit of despair” springs to mind.
The Pit of Despair!

Don’t even think… /cough, hack… Don’t even think about trying to escape.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No
But hopefully they won’t throw him back out there until he’s 100%
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Frandsen?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
That's a wonderful nonpoint
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Matt Cain is the problem.
0-7 Lifetime vs. Dodgers
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
According to Kuiper and my ears.
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Should've traded him for Fielder when we had the chance...
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Rox game: Bases loaded, 2 outs, Torrealba up at bat
Rox down 1-0 in bottom of the 9th.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Everyday lineup: 1 run in 7 innings
AAA Lineup: 2 runs in 2 innings
IT’S SCIENCE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
YOU CAN'T MEASURE VETRN GRITTINESS WITH SCIENCE
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
if given the choice between A and the bigs team
i would.
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck
I might too. How much worse could they be?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Doesn't Fresno win the PCL pretty much repeatedly?
I don’t know, but it seems like we usually are doing quite well.
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh.
More mismanagement I presume.
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Farm teams records don’t have much to do with talent. In this case, it does, but it doesn’t mean a lot in general.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
The single-A team from April?
I’d take them over the Giants.
Ford
Noonan
Posey
Neal
Kieschnick
Gillaspie
Crawford
Ambort
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Needz mor bocock
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even know who Ambort is but I bet he could outhit Edgar Renteria
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
And field better too
Even though he’s a catcher/DH.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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No warriorgrittygamervets
This will never Bork…
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
really tough to work out the math here, but let me give it a try
ishi is lights out at home
Garko is much better on the road
first base solved.
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
I smell back-to-back walks coming here.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Game MVP: Valdez - 0.0 IP, 3H, 4R, 4ER, 1BB
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
...BORK?...
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Can you even calculate an ERA from that?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
At this point, I’m just going to admire the Rockies.
by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Until we catch up to them, AMIRITE?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
The hero shot is really enhanced when they stand on the viewer’s throat.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
this is the second time the Rockies are having “one of those seasons.” When is it ever our turn?
proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria
1951
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
OK 5.5 BACK
IT’S OVER, RIGHT?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
we lost 3.5 games after our last 3 games
lol
by kingofthacove on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Only the Giants.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL GRANT WINN DIDN'T PLAY TONIGHT
SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
LOL MODS FIGHTING LOL
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Winn would have gone 5-5 with 4 HR tonight if he’d played
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
The funny thing is
the Giants still would have lost. All four homers would have been solo shots.
The baseball Satanist
Yorvit would make a nice backup for Posey Bengie next year?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
What now?
Do we want the Rox to beat the Bums for the NL West crown?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
who really gives a shit
they’re both making the playoffs and i hate them both
by kingofthacove on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
what i mean to say is, there’s never a question. Anyone but the dodgers. As much as i hate the rockies and their stupid stadium and their stupid cheating and their stupid condescending crowd-pleasing antics with their stupid dinosaur, i would want them to win over the dodgers forever. Then some.
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
THE ROCKIES ARE INCREDIBLE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
No, Heath Bell sucked
He threw literally nothing but fastballs tonight. Had no feel for his curve whatsoever
by NeifiChicken on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW he sucks.
Now.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
don't give this offense that much credit....
by NeifiChicken on Sep 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the Rockies but I’m hoping and think it’s likely they’re going to win the division over LA. Which I find to be AWESOME, because I fucking HATE the Dodgers more than anyone and considering what a huge lead they had all year only to end up the WC winner is downright hilarious!
the rockies will never lose another fucking game ever
fuck
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Does it matter anymore?
Lets just hope the Bums get their asses handed to them in playoffs.
"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark
"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.
We need to find conservatism with our language
That will give us crazy streaks like the Rockies. Starting fucking tomorrow.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
keep your chin up giants! Boo other teams, you are inferior!
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rockies are magic
Learn it, live it, love it
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Remember how Heath Bell shut the Giants the fuck down and we were like, ‘Oh, it’s ok, he’s really good.’
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Well
The Rockies have professional hitters. We have Hank Aaron XXIV.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
That’s the difference between us and them. Against the Dbacks last week they couldn’t do anything against Danny Haren, but what they did do is force him to throw 114 pitches in six innings. They went to the bullpen in the seventh, and the Rockies came back and won. If it was against us, Haren would have had a complete game with 80 pitches thrown.
proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria
Fun fact
The Rockies are 45604564-0 whenever they play baseball in the MLB.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
1993
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
gamecast doesn't get it
still have them at only 97%
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The Colorado announcers are like a bunch of Purple Row commenters.
“Boy, wouldn’t it be amazing if this amazing team mounted an amazing comeback right now!”
/Rockies mount an amazing comeback
“Wow! What an amazing team!”
I still have deep seated resentment for the Rockies announcers
anyone else remember Jorge Julio and his 99 SAVES!!!!! OMG!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
/kills
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait to hear the interview later where they explain that they just keep things loose until they go out on the field and take care of business like we know we can. /shaving cream pie from jubilant teammate
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
what they do is, they just pack their lunches in their lunchpails because they’re just a bunch of guys that just go to work. because they try hard with their lunches in their pails. plus no i in team.
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi folks
I actually feel pretty good. You know why? Because I don’t think Duke Nukem likes what he’s seeing from this team in September. He doesn’t like the fans booing the team in the 7th inning of a home game against the Dodgers, and he doesn’t like the fact that they booed Molina who had no business batting that last time. He’s going to think about what kind of team this will be in 2010, and he’s going to realize that Bruce Bochy is the wrong guy to manage them. I’m not sure Sabean comes back, either.
/completely irrational exuberence
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
A mixture of acetone and lacquer.
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
That could be useful for house cleaning...
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
seems to be crazy juice
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions
There have been a lot of boos the last three games. I have to think Neukom is noticing that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Optimism...I should try it =/
"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark
"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.
Silver lining…..
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
will duke nukem kill them with the plasma gun or will he just chop them up with the chainsaw?
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Silver Lining!
I really hope so. Deep down a part of me thinks Neukom does not want to bring Sabes back next year but would have no choice if they made the playoffs (hence Sabes pull out all the stops, call up/trade everyone now philosophy).
Now, at least by missing October (by a wide margin likely) Neukom can fire with him ease.
If he brings him back though….this will be all for naught
by NeifiChicken on Sep 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I like pissed off Grant
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Hide the kid!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
BORK MY BABY CAN’T BRING ME THE SAME HAPPINESS THAT A 40-YEAR-OLD REPLACEMENT WOULD BRING SO I’M DROPPING THE KID OFF AT A SALVATION ARMY AND ADOPTING AN OLD LADY BORK
You mean you’re going to keep the kid and make up some reason for spending more time with the old lady?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I feel waaaaaay better about this season now
It feels like so much pressure has been lifted off everything now that the Giants proved again they have no chance
With malice towards the Dodgers
I wouldn’t say I feel better, but the lack of pressure is quite the relief.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I’m just in it for the lolz now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
AND TEH POSEY
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
i would have liked to have known that they were going to give up in early september
so i didnt waste my september purchase of mlb.tv for $20
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
My October vacation plans are looking better and better.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
After Renteria’s game, who would’ve predicted our collapse, and the Rockies’ 10-1 stretch?
Fuck the Rockies
anyone who realizes...
that we got lucky as hell winning that game and they are the better team.
by NeifiChicken on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Now what?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Hope Tim wins the Cy Young.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not like Wainwright is undeserving.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
By traditional measures, no. But he really doesn’t deserve the Tim Lincecum.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Posey hits 400
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Always room for a suckitRussellMartin
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m waiting for someone sitting around me to say “Suck it Russell Martin” so I could say “McCovey Chronicles”?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
That would be sweet!
I think the same thing when I’m at the park. If I was a drunken single lad, I would yell it constantly in that nice family aptmoshere. Odds are the likely response would be “Sir, we’re gonna have to ask you to leave.”
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I used up most of my anger and incredulation yesterday, so I’m mostly looking at this game is a sort of “Wow, its almost hilarious how horrible the Giants are” way. I mean, when a largely minor-league lineup ends up scoring twice as many runs in five fewer innings than the “big league” team, that’s pathetic.
God fucking damnit, this team’s offense is offensive.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/Bochy uses same lineup tomorrow
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
one of the most important games of the year, the Giants are within striking distance, they’ve just had a day off so everyone is rested and Bochy goes to Valdez and Howry.
how is that not hilarious?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
its quite comical yes. at what point do the rockies and there insane run become comical as well? because its starting to become a little far fetched.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Every night it’s like, “hmmm, what hilariously implausible way will they come back and win tonight?”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Totally
it must be nice to think you are in it in the 9th as opposed to thinking you are out of it in the 2nd
by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I know the odds of coming back from a 4-1 deficit for this team is nearly impossible, but you really have to play these games like the season is on the line, because it is. To bring in Merkin Valdez in that situation, is an insult to the fans and an insult to the veterans that Bochy loves so much, because it’s basically telling everyone that you’re giving up, and you have no faith in your team’s ability to come back. On the other hand, if Bruce Bochy actually thought that Merkin Valdez was his best option in that situation, despite the fact that the bullpen was well rested, then he should have been immediately fired after the game because he’s the dumbest manager on the planet.
proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria
I don't what's worse
The fact that he did that, or the fact that I didn’t geel it mattered because down 3 runs, it felt like mopup work to me anyway
by NeifiChicken on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s painfully hilarious. In the sense that I laugh or murder something.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Bowker hit a triple!
Highlight of the night.
by AmorVincitOmnia on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
Posey?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for serious talk.
Dear Todd Helton,
You look like an absolute fucking idiot. Your pageboy hairdo and freaky-thick goatee are completely fucking ridiculous. Get a goddamned haircut and shave. You asshole.
Sincerely,
America
by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
LOL
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You don’t think the rest of the MLB says something similar about Timmy’s hair?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Grant needs a hug.
/awaits kick to the face
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
CAUSTIC GRANT IS CAUSTIC
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
i hate Helton many times
he joins the Hairston, Finley, Pendleton triumvirate of hatedness.
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Helton looks cool.
But then again, I have the same look as him.
Don’t hate.
by AmorVincitOmnia on Sep 11, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Rockies in their last 90 games: 62-28
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
JIM TRACY
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
he looks like ex-Senator Norm Coleman, but douchier
by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 11, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We should figure out a way to pass off Dunston on the Rox
See how their OPS holds up then
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
he does nothing
because he’s the manager NERDS
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
how is this feasible? have they been playing the NL west the whole time?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m no Jayson Stark, but there can’t be too many teams in history that have had a run like this over 90 games. What can you do? When we’re throwing Aaron Rowand and Bengie Molina at them, not a whole hell of a lot.
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
GAMER STRIKEOUT
somebody prevent him from hanging out with Rownads
All joking aside, I love that Posey got the jitters out now and can be awesome from now on.
by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats the entertainment depts fault for the way the guy got announced
by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, what?
What happened, I’m not watching anymore.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Yeah, do tell for us out-of-market fans as well.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
he was joking saying when Posey came in for defense, the kiss cam was going so he didn’t get a huge intro. THEN it was Manny up so people didn’t know to boo or cheer
With malice towards the Dodgers
He didn’t get any intro because of the Kiss Cam and Bochy replacing almost everyone on the field simultaneously until Renel did el crappo job squeezing it in before Manny came up. Then, before the crowd was done cheering- a cheer she’d encouraged in her “I know you guys have been waiting for this” tone of voice- she introduces Manny and poof! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cheerus interruptus.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i’d like to see a percentage of how many of his at bats are 3 pitch see ya’s….
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
In retrospect, Nate’s chopper to short in the second, really was special. I feel blessed to have seen it!
I'm in it for the lolz
but then I remember Renteria is on our team next year too.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 11, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
After the ovation Posey got tonight….no chance
by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Vin Scully thought it was a sarcastic ovation
what a jackass
by kingofthacove on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Not this.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I have never liked Vin Scully, so I'm with you on this.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 11, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie is a proud man or as Uribe would say "Mang"
but now he weeps.
by Chub Feeney on Sep 11, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
lord i hope bengie is gone. Take advantage of the win/win with offering him arb.
by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
I wasn’t here during the gamethreads, and I am too lazy to go back and read it. Did McC break when he came into the game?
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Should I even ask what “the vapors” refer to?
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 11, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Vapors, in the 19th century, were what women said they had if they were near fainting. Purple Row is extremely prone to them, especially if they see our cursing.
Speaking of which…
FUCK YOU PURPLE ROW AND TRUE BLUE LURKERS! I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING! FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
oh my
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Since the Dodgers destroyed the Giants on 9/11
Does that mean that they’re Al Qaeda?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
if you ask Sabes, he’ll say Saddam Hussein.
by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 11, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hail to the Buster, the Buster, the Buster
Hail to the Buster, the Buster Posey
He singles and doubles and triples and home runs
Hail to the Buster the Buster Posey.
With malice towards the Dodgers
Awesome lyrics, bad use of song.
Nonetheless, I approve!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I know
There was that YouTube vid of that FSU woman singing it.
It doesn’t really fit too well with the song, but the lyrics still rock.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
shouldn’t it be “homers” instead of “home runs”?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 11, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't know
I had to transcribe from this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpBTzxVAP5k
With malice towards the Dodgers
So do we look forward to Penny's start?
will we know the answer after tomorrow
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Of course
Bench-clearing brawl TV!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I'm just hoping that they can get to 82 wins.
I don’t see this team winning too many more this year.
/waits for someone from Purple Row to come and tell Grant that the Giants weren’t playing the Rockies and Edgar Renteria didn’t hit a Grand Slam
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
IF I CAME HERE FOR INFORMATION I WOULD BE MISINFORMED AND YOU SHOULD BE AWARE OF THIS
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Just trying to help out on your information site!
Lulz.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG LOLZ
And over at MCC…
….they’re saying we’ll get swept by the Phillies in the NLDS.
Just like we did in 2007, lol.
Watching the purple row from high atop the big brown monolith on California Ave
by Mondogarage on Sep 11, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With malice towards the Dodgers
Kitspool said that
unsurprisingly, the PR denizens missed the actual point of the comment.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
What I hate...
Seeing Tracy have a mini-stroke after every freaking come-from-behind win, and all the coaches grabbing him in celebration. His face still reminds me of the Dodgers. Makes me throw up in my mouth.
I don’t drink when I get sad. For some reason. It would totally help right now.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
What I hate...
Having my comments blocked and mistakenly refreshing to fix the problem. And yet another piece of me is torn away tonight….Give it back Grant!
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
Wait a minute
So I tried to send an e-mail to Ginats Brazz, and I get this delivery failure notice:
Hi. This is the qmail-send program at mail1.synacor.com.
I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out.
<baseball@sfgiants.com>:
64.18.4.10 does not like recipient.
Remote host said: 550 No such user – psmtp
Giving up on 64.18.4.10.
But I thought we were in this thing?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Nah, he’ll be on some other team next year and they’ll use him and he’ll be good and he’ll make comments about how he’s happy to not be in San Francisco anymore and it’ll make me sad because I want to say “NO RYAN GARKO YOU’RE WRONG” but in my heart I’ll know that he’s right.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Odds we don't offer arbitration?
I’m at 75%.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
79%!
/for Lars
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
LOL LOL LOL!
Seriously?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
WIN
Or not
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Hmmm
Interesting. I had heard that since Singletary took over that Vernon and him had bonded, but this is unexpected.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/ninerinsider/detail?entry_id=47400
idk my bff vernon?
by i wish we were good on Sep 11, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, okay, fine
I get more pessimistic about the Niners with each passing day.
I blame Edgar Renteria.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Captain sez
“Look! Icebergs! Let’s go closer!”
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
You know what sucks?
I mostly stopped following the NBA, NFL, college football, college basketball, and golf just so I could focus most of my time following this team. :-(
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Yeah
I went into my fantasy football draft without knowing a damn thing, all because of this fucking team.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Ignorance would be nice right now
Like if I didn’t follow the players Sabean traded away or if I actually believed that Molina’s vet presence was greater than Buster’s talent, or if I actually believed that the Giants are going to build on this season…
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Yeah
I too wish I could go back to those days.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Posey post-game interview
He’s got the “ya know” and “little bit” down pat already.
Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 11, 2009 11:10 PM PDT reply actions
Another Scott at work. Be afraid. He may be on here.
Whacko conspiracy theories are flying around the ballpark these days. God bless the bloggernet.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/09/10/SP2L19KQ8Q.DTL#ixzz0QrzX2DNK
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 11:11 PM PDT reply actions
The “OMG THEY SKIPPED LINCECUM’S START SO HE COULD PITCH AGAINST HTE DODGERS AND ROCKIES!!!” conspiracy theorists were the stupidest conspiracy theorists.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
[Bending the "no politics" rule]
9/11 conspiracy theorists are dumber. Maybe the “NEVER WALKED ON THE MOON LAWLZ” people
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
9/11 waz planned by George Bush because he hates black people.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Two addendum to the “no politics thing”, though one isn’t really politics:
1. You are free to make fun of Scientology on McCovey Chronicles.
2. You are free to make fun of 9/11 truthers on McCovey Chronicles.
Just wait until Tom Cruise hears about this!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
YOU don't know the history of psychology. I do.
Or something like that…
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Also
there was actually a Scientology building like a block away from where I lived in London and I was so tempted to go and take a free “Stress Test” but I figured that they probably made you give a shit-ton of personal information before you could, so I just chickened out every time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
There used to be a Scientology dude who hung out in front of our local grocery store. One day he made the mistake of shouting out to me: Hey, have you heard about Scientology?
He didn’t appreciate my reply of: Yeaaaah, I thiiiink I haaave…… Isn’t that the religion founded by the guy who said “The best way to make a lot of money is to start your own religion?”
< cue look of terror on Scientologist’s face >
And I continue on “What was his name again?? Oooh!!! L. Ron Hubbard!! Yes, I’ve heard of it.” People laughed.
I saw a letter that my Mom got once from some place in Ohio. They claimed to have knowledge of money making secrets using mental telepathy or some other nonsense that they would mail to her for $140.
I called them with a message that the drivel they were spewing out made the people that ran Scientology look like world class intellectuals.
Yikes
That’s a rambly mess. I guess outlines aren’t used anymore.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Some theorists say former catcher Bruce Bochy objected to the promotion of Posey, as an insult to Molina. That would explain the no-play for the kid, so far. Again, no evidence, just idle-mind-doodling by Some People.
What a weird place for capitalization. And this whole site is idle mind-doodling.
As though everything Scott Ostler has ever written isn’t idle mind-doodling.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
LOL SHIFT A
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Recap
Giants suck.
Fuck Bochy.
Watch Sharks.
OMGPOSEY!
Fuck Bochy.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Oh ya the Sharks..They won’t break your heart
by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Not until April/May!
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Then baseball starts up again
And you just run regular season to regular season, Giants to Sharks.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Posey has waited and watched eight major league games since his surprising call-up Sept. 2 and still hasn’t made his major league debut, which has led to any number of tinfoil-hat theories — a rift between manager Bruce Bochy and general manager Brian Sabean being the most outlandish of the bunch.
Bochy, usually slow to anger, was incensed at the suggestion he doesn’t want Posey on the roster.
“It’s unbelievable,” he said. “I don’t know how somebody can (write) that without asking me.”
This makes me angry
When the Baltimore Orioles called up elite prospect Matt Wieters on May 29, they gave their fans 48 hours’ notice and sold 15,000 individual tickets. And Wieters was behind the plate on his first day in the major leagues.
And this
by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Incensed, was he?
Did he have a better explanation?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
BORK BORK BORK KEEP WHITESIDE FRESH BORK EMERGENCY CATCHER BORK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
this is why we’re missing the playoffs.
Bochy conceded to the lunatic fringe and now whiteside isn’t going to be fresh in his next game.
we’re fucked.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I guess he’ll just have to play Molina every inning of every game from now until the end of time!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Does Bochy realize that he’s allowed to move him from that spot?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
If only there was enough room to bat him twice in a lineup...
Preferably cleanup both times through
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I finally made it home
Muni was a mess on the ride home tonight, FUCK
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
this has been happening on Friday games lately……another conspiracy?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
seriously! 5 N lines in a row.. nothing going out to west portal
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
There were two girls making out the whole ride form church st to my hood… that was cool, i guess
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a cell phone, right?
Use it.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
marceLOL
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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My name lends itself to the LOL treatment
I call shenanigans.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
You should’ve thought about that when you made your username!
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My parents should have thought about that.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Must’ve been worse at the park :-(
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Were they hot or did they both look like Rosie O’Donnell?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
They were pretty cute… I was already being creepy by checking them out from behind my sunglasses, so I didnt snap a pic
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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Betcha Natto coulda put Bork's head on one and Slolina's on the other.
Rally Love!
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
so.....
posey starts tomorrow RITE?!?!?!?
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 11, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions
next year the Giants are going to have the following lineup:
Velez
Sanchez
Sandoval
Molina
Uribe
Winn
Renteria
Rowand
and Bochy is going to say, “I’m going with the guys who got us to where we got last year.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
/throws self out window
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why do you hurt me like this
its so absolutely plausible too. “We were just trying to be competitive last year and we almost made it to the Wild Card, and these are the guys that got us here” Bochy stated, after signing a 2 year extension. “Can you make us some swedish meatballs?” One reporter asked. “Bork no further question bork,” Bochy fired back as he walked away with his chef hat in hand.
by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That made me laugh.
But I was already hurt.
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a sucky game to attend.
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So
Everyone is getting home now. I got a text from a friend saying they left early, before Posey came in. He was not enthused.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I never leave early, so I was rewarded with a Buster Posey strikeout!
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The only time I’ve left early was a Giants game this year against the Angels where they staged a furious comeback… and fell short.
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But he took a low slider!
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I blame you…
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Hey, this is only the second loss I’ve attended this year! The four or five other ones were wins.
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Someone give this man season tickets! .667+ winning percentage
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My dad apparently was on a boat in McCovey Cove during the game, and he kept sending me pictures. The pictures suddenly stopped around the 6th inning.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
well obviously
they made a mistake by bringing in that rookie catcher guy.
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 11, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody else think FOX regrets picking up Cubs at Giants for the Saturday baseball on the 26th?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Tonight- MLB Network
Tomorrow- MLB Network
Sunday- TBS
Tuesday vs COL- MLB Network
Why couldn’t the national broadcasts come while we were still in this?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
We will lose every single one of these, by the way.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Another loss.
(obviously, since we’re playing the Rockies)
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
During Aurilia’s AB, they showed Frandsen’s bio instead of Richie’s. That was good for a few minutes of amusement.
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I was dying.. I couldn;t figure out who it was… My friend was like: NO WAY RICHIE WAS BORN IN 82…
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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL OLD
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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I was wearing my Aurilla jersey (no laughing!). If i knew it was going to get him an AB, I would have left it at home.
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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It should be burned.
Return of the Jedi style…
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
This just in
in an amazing Dodger win, Kuroda throws 27 pitches for a complete game shut out. “I didn’t even need an umpire, or a catcher for that matter”
“He was just on, sure he gave up 6 runs in his last start, but he kept throwing this stupid ball that kept moving away from my bat, it was annoying,” Molina said, who grounded out to left field during the game.
Warning track ground ball power!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Classic
"He was just on, sure he gave up 6 runs in his last start, but he kept throwing this stupid ball that kept moving away from my bat, it was annoying," Molina said, who grounded out to left field during the game.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Those watching the Giants TV
Were there any “We’re in this thing!!!” commercials?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
There was one RIGHT after the inning where Merkin and Howry failed it up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Was the Buzz Bissinger interview today on KNBR discussed here at all? Wow. Anyone hear it yet? If not, here ya go:
Slandering his soul, obviously
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You prolly shouldn’t listen to this.
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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
BAGGS AND HANK ARE SADISTIC!!!
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SO IS BENGIE AND HIS BLOG
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Grant, how do you sleep at night?
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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
On a big pile of money.
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That pile of money is on top of the bloog of decapitated 16 year olds!
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by ringleader3 on Sep 12, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
bloog is blog blood.
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by ringleader3 on Sep 12, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Makes sense.
Cut the head off and another grows in it’s place. A thing of beauty. Grant be warned…
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it when Ralph Barbieri talks about credentials. Ralph, do you have some credentials? It doesn’t show.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Thank goodness, the last thing I’d want to see are Ralph Barbieri’s credentials.
/shudders
I’d have nightmares for weeks.
You’d have nightmares about nothing?
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I found the lyrics to describe my feelings about the Giants
Just the chorus though. The rest of the song doesn’t make sense.
Translated from the chorus:
I don’t care, I’ll stop caring about what you’re doing wherever you are
From now on I really don’t care, I’ll get out of the way
From now on don’t come to me and cry, and cling on
cause I don’t care e e e e e e
cause I don’t care e e e e e e
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I just posted a fan post about lyrics and this season
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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Whisky and parmesean goldfish, you're my only friend!
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your goldfish just grounded into a double play.
by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Whisky will pick them up
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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
whisky got on base, but the goldfish are just not able to move it into scoring position.
by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
/hits into possible triple play but already have 2 outs
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Luckily whisky comes up every inning.
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by ringleader3 on Sep 12, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Not if you pace yourself, have some food in your system, that kind of thing.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you Giants
for doing this now, instead of waiting until the last week to break our hearts.
Agreed.
7-9 which will be oddly disappointing as most expect them to go 8-8 or 9-7 and squek into the playoffs
by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
start off well, go into a horrible stretch, then play well at the end of the season to get everyone’s hopes up for next year, rinse, repeat.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Giants :D:
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Plus they shouldn’t give p many points but they won’t score any.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
I thought we were talking about the Niners
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
What is the problem here?
Is it that hard to score in the Bay?
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought this was crazy
but I was looking at their schedule last night and it made me :(. I see a maximum of 8 wins there, and MAYBE 9 if the team pulls of an amazing upset on the road. Damn.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Their schedule is kind of difficult and it’s almost the exact same team as last year. The thing that worries me is Jimmy Raye, he is a rich man’s version of Jim Hostler.
he looks kind of like a zombie.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes naps during games.
by lincecumania on Sep 11, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like we’ve all got something in common on this site… something that is clinically dead yet continues to shuffle mindlessly through a nightmarish semblance of its previous life… hmmm… what could it be….
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 12, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
It's the new zombie movie, right?
Oct 2nd, looks like a parody of our season, except it plays in Oct.
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 12, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
where they any purple row or true blue trolls during the game?
O HAI PURPLE ROW! fuck ass shit
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 12, 2009 12:05 AM PDT reply actions
Damn it Giants
There is only a few weeks left to reherse this NL West melodrama….If you can’t follow the script, you can’t be in the play. The villian is suppose to lose you knuckleheads!
sorry not interested
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Baggs is over this team
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pretty much says it all
the early runs off Cain were enough to overwhelm the Giants, whose offense could drown in an inflatable kiddie pool
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
The formatting on that article was atrocious.
An eleven-character wide column?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which:
What did the McCoven think of the seven-switch in the 8th inning? Bowker, Posey, Fransden and Ishi!
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General conclusion: The Fresno Grizzlies need to play more.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
aside from that,
could it be a shift in Bochy’s thinking finally? So lame to think that things need to get this desperate for things to change.
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by ringleader3 on Sep 12, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Doubt it
It looked like he put in everyone just to give them play time after being completely blown out of the water. It seemed obvious that Bochy just didn’t want to take more heat for not playing Posey.
We can hope, though…
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Yeah, this was the plan all along!
Go into a suckspiral until you can play the kids without hurting anyones feelings! THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! THIS IS BASEBALL, THERE’S NO CRYING!?!?
by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 12, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Hell no
Same old nonsense tomorrow
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Bochy should have done it earlier.
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I missed it?
The long-awaited septuple switch? That’s borktacular.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
we all knew Bochy gave up on this game when he put in Valdez, then Howry.
by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 12, 2009 12:26 AM PDT reply actions
Some good news
The lineup tomorrow will be different. Unfortunately, the change will be in RF where Randy Winn will start instead of Nate and that will be the change.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
I'm going to the game tomorrow
Don’t even say that
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
And if I’m correct, you could beat me up if you want. I’m going to the game myself.
I have Sunday’s tickets, too. But I won’t go if the Dodgers win on Saturday.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Jinx in one...two...
But I won’t go if to the Dodgers win on Saturday.
…three.
/wonders if it would have made a difference
/still wondering
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 5:17 AM PDT up reply actions
/still wondering
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 5:17 AM PDT up reply actions
/officially losing sleep with all the wondering
Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 5:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Predicted Saturday lineups
LF Velez
2B Sanchez
1B Sandoval
C Molina
3B Uribe
RF Winn
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
P Sanchez
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
When I first read the story, I went "WTF???"
But now I understand what you mean. Beat the Dodgers twice and there’s still hope. Meanwhile, I know how all of you feel; the Rockies’ 2008 season was even worse.
"I shoot so many 3's because I can't shoot 4's" -Antoine Walker
I am not happy
that I missed Posey’s entire Giants career. I don’t know how many can fit in Borky’s doghouse, but I guess we’ll find out. It’s too bad he’s not good enough to bat in the major leagues.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
Bochy: I just don’t think the kid ready yet. He needs to be able to lay off that slider down and away.
/Benji and Rowand nodding in the background
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 12, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
also
I don’t know why Angrygrant didn’t go off on those stupid red hats, but if there was a better way to prove the season is totally over, I don’t know what it is. Dodgers 800, Ladies Red Hat Society of Batwaving 0
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina
HAY GUYS DID SAN FRANCISCO WIN THE FRIDAY BASEBALL CONTEST???
That was brutal.
I’m in your state, pumping my own gas! That sounds dirty. I’m going to be at this horrible game tonight! Yaaaaaay!! Did I tell you that the guy I’m going with to the game, my best friend since 8th grade, is a Dodger fan? THAT’S RIGHT, I HAVE HIDDEN THIS INFORMATION ALL THESE YEARS – I CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
I’m wondering what I should take for the game. I mean, besides drugs.
Beat L.A.?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Riot gear?
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batteries, of course
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Sep 12, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I see Fred Lewis got an at-bat last night. First one since the first game of the Milwaukee series. Nice knowing you Fred. I hope you tear it up on the A’s next year.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
Well it's his own damn fault
Being so unclutch…
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/clank!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 12, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The rain has already passed through.
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by ringleader3 on Sep 12, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Posey, Giant new thrid base coach?
It was great to see the kid play, but he needs to move up on the plate or the major leaguers will bury him with outside stuff, just like Kuroda did—he has no outside plate coverage from where he was in the box.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
He only had one at bat.
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An especially virulent strain of Bork Flu.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Spotted in FC108 last night:
A women wearing a JuanPierreWood shirt.
http://www.juanpierrewood.com/
Serriouly?
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
I didn’t watch the game and just read through the GD thread. Don’t know if I’m more depressed for Cain or Posey, or furious about Cy Kuroda and SS Valdez but either way, what a craptacular way to start the day.
I must be losing my mind because the pancakes I made are now taunting me with their flatness: “WE LOOK LIKE HOW THE GIANTS PLAYED LAST NIGHT”
FFFFFFFF this. Spring training can’t come soon enough.
On the tombstone for the 2009 Giants Season:
/walks Adam Eaton
/Hiroki Kuroda: 8 innings, 86 pitches
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
LOLineup
Velez 2B. Renteria SS. Sandoval 1B. Molina C. Uribe 3B. Bowker LF. Winn RF. Rowand CF. Sanchez P.
Someone was right about Winn. Is it too difficult to have Nate and Bowker in the same lineup?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
BORK
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez at 2B?
Renteria hitting 2nd?
Randy Winn?
Oh, the lulz.
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Head definitely uses a dartboard to construct these.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked the team that was fielded in the last two innings last night. They scored runs, plural. Why can’t we have that? :(
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
so…you would prefer this lineup?
CF Velez
2B Frandsen
LF Bowker
3B Sandoval
RF Schierholtz
C Posey
1B Ishikawa
SS Rohlinger
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Sep 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes this please. Though it would never happen.
Bruce Bochy playing Randy Winn is the epitome of pathetic. Is he doing Randy a favor since the Giants are out of it? Trying to get him a few hits so he can sit on someone’s bench next season?
No one here gets out alive.
the better form of that lineup would be this:
CF Velez
C Posey
LF Bowker
3B Sandoval
RF Schierholtz
SS Uribe
1B Ishikawa
2B Frandsen
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I should had written it as IshiGarko
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
How’d that Bowker get in there?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
an errant dart
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I was looking at the 2010 free agents list. It would be nice if they signed Jason Bay and Marco Scutaro. I assume these guys take pitches and walks. Molina can platoon with Buster Posey. Scutaro can play shortstop or second base and whoever wants to take pitches and walks between Renteria and Freddie Sanchez can play too. Maybe they can sign Tejada and play him at third with Sandoval moving to first. They should have extra outfielders and bench players that don’t take pitches and walks.
Lansford should be fired. It is obvious that no one listens to him. Bochy should bench players that don’t take pitches or walk. Sandoval should keep hacking, but no one else should play that approaches at bats like that.
Bay I like a lot, but Scutaro is having a career year at 34. His stats before this year doesn’t look so hot. http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/scutama01.shtml
An interesting position at this point is 2B. The Giants could very well decline the option for Mr. F. The 2B market is interesting, with Hudson, Scutaro and Iwamura, not to mention Mr. F himself. It would be interesting to see Iwamura on the Giants
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by Speedforthewin on Sep 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy should bench players that don’t take pitches or walk.
But he doesn’t.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I didn't get it before. But.....
I now truly understand the anger toward Bruce Bochy.
No one here gets out alive.
Bye Panda!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
Oh wait, for some reason he thinks Panda should keep doing it. That’s funny.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
It doesn't really matter anymore but...
UNIT HOPES TO PITCH AGAINST COLORADO
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?&entry_id=47454#ixzz0QwL6lSQW
Randy Johnson will throw live batting practice on Monday. If all goes well he could be activated as a reliever in time for the rest of a series against the Rockies that he said the Giants have to sweep.
Nice to see that he’s really going to put in the effort to try to come back in his final year. He could have just given up on coming back at all.
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