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Post-Game Recap: Edgar Renteria's Grand Slam Defeats Rockies!

It came from an unlikely source. The Giants were down, but not out, and light-hitting Edgar Renteria delivered the biggest home run for the Giants in years. Rafael Betancourt has been fantastic for the Rockies since coming over in a trade, but he tried to sneak a fastball by Renteria on the inside corner. It caught too much of the plate, and Renteria put the Giants into a lead they would not relinquish.

The Giants are now in a tie for the wild-card lead, and they have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Come on, rest of the league. Just try to stop us!

This team just might win the World Series. They just might. We're in this thing!

I can remain in my Norma Desmond-like fog for the rest of the night, replaying events from weeks ago in order to retain my sanity, or I can think about tonight's game for even a single minute longer and start throwing things out of my window. I'll start with the inanimate objects, but I won't make any promises as to what I'll do if I run out of inanimate objects. So I'll just ignore reality and drink. A lot. Great game, fellas.

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irl lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Say what?

BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

you do know the game isn’t over yet, right?

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

It's more over than The Rock at a Miami house show

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW , at the weiting of this post the Pads are losing 4 - 1 in the ninth.

Sooo , what’s on tap for the winter?

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Football and hockey?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey is good

And football is tolerable. Sometimes.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Football is hockey with a bunch of breaks. But I’ve watched it since I’m a kid, so it has a place in my heart.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The breaks are what gets me. Continuous action ftw!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I can’t handle the continuous stops much anymore. For a game that’s supposed to be ACTION, there’s a lot of downtime. In fact, mostly downtime.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, seriously. I think one quarter of the USC-SJSU took 45 minutes. Meanwhile, there was this one Sharks-Kings game when there wasn’t a whistle for 15 minutes. That was awesome.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey is an underrated sport, and I’ll never understand why. Granted, I don’t know shit about teams other than the Sharks, but I still find it the most exciting sport. Baseball is my favorite, because of the stats, but hockey I enjoy watching the most.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy watching it when the puck’s not stuck in a 3 hairy man orgy along the boards.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t happen much.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason that’s my last recollection of hockey. Aside from the Sharks last playoffs, which made me :-( even though I’m not a Sharks (or hockey) fan.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks are a pretty fun team to watch. I suggest giving it another try.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best team in the regular season. Set an NHL record for best start. They play an up-tempo offense-based game that uses the defense to help with the scoring. So, yeah, pretty fun to watch.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No TV. Plus I live in southern California.

Fun fact: The last Sharks game I remember before that was that massive like triple OT game from 2 playoffs ago ( I think)

I always catch them at their best times.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game that ended their season vs Dallas. :(

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that Dallas?

So 2 years in a row outed by the Stars?

And on top of that, the Dallas crowd was pitiful.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, Dallas eliminated the Sharks in the 4th OT of Game 6 in the second round.

Oh, and the Ducks eliminated the Sharks this year, not Dallas. The Stars didn’t even make the playoffs, lol

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, the Ducks. With the Niedermayer brothers? Or am I years late on that one?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, you got it right. Except Rob Neidermayer wasn’t re-signed by the Ducks this summer, so its just Scott now.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucks

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it did feature Nabokov’s amazing glove save. There’s always that.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow , wut i done did

When the World Cup came to town (‘94?) that’s when all the downtime in American football was really brought home to me…although sometimes you REALLY , REALLY need to be a fan to appreciate soc…football. (whoops , close one.) And it’s important to be able to suss out who you simply cannot converse about it with – the average American has a short attention span and an idiot’s range of appreciation.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the elitist Canadians who don’t want the sport to grow in non-traditional markets. That, and the crap national TV contract the league has. Seriously, Versus? That’s the best you can do, Bettman?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Versus

They don’t show replays, even when they can. I don’t get it.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they insist on talking about the Rangers and Pens, no matter who is playing. And how Christian Ehrhoff is German.*

*Although I suspect that we’ll hear much less of that this year, lol

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is kinda why i like watching Sharks games on CSN or NBC, i’ve yet to see the Sharks play on NBC

by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks haven’t been on NBC since NBC stopped doing divisional games and just did one national broadcast. And they won’t be on NBC this year unless they make the Conference or Stanley Cup Finals.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 12, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bettman used to work under Stern no?

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Versus isn’t even on Directv right now.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is for me. 604, I think. Maybe 603.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check the channel and see the message on it.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m too lazy to do that, but I’ll take your word that it’s not on.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 11, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Comcast is charging too much for Versus, so DirecTV dropped the channel.

Not the most popular decision in the hockey world. Or the bass fishing/bull riding world, I presume.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also show some college football. So a few Pac 10 and Mountain West games will be missing.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. this must have just happened… I am sure I just watched something on this channel recently.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 11, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

September 1st, the channel went off the air on DTV.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

waaaaaaaaaait a cotton pickin’ minute. DirecTV dropped Versus? Then where in the hell are we going to watch PLAYOFF hockey ? Did the NHL sign a deal with a “real” network? Weren’t a LOT of the playoff games on Versus the past few seasons?

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, Versus still has pretty much all the playoff hockey games, some being shown exclusively on the network. DirecTV is just being stupid.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 12, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

So do we protest now? or later, when the playoffs are more imminent?

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I vote for now, because the season opener against Colorado is on Versus, and that would suck if people missed that.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 12, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Any rumblings on FTF about this?

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. Training camp and the whole “Marleau to LA for Heatley in a three-way deal” scare has taken up most of our attention.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 12, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey is the one sport I feel is like 1,000,000 times better to watch “live in person” …pity it’s so danged expensive.

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking forward to finally being able to really follow the Sharks this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Expect disappointment as with the Giants. lol.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are a lot of fun to watch, until April.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I’ve gathered.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually its May, though. April was just this year.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

And I still think it’s just bad luck, for the record.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Ducks weren’t a typical 8th seed. And fuck Dallas. And Brian Campbell’s penalty in the 4th OT.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Fuck Teemu. Finish that wraparound you jackass.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

That wraparound haunts me and I wasn’t even a fan back then.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it should be, “Finnish that wraparound, you jackass.”

Thank you, thank you.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeding shouldn’t matter much really. The fact is that Anaheim’s D completely shut down all 4 SJ lines. The Sharks offense was really poor at creating space to have real offensive pressure on net. Hiller had SOOOOOOOOO many easy saves in that series. The Sharks hardly ever got any rebound opportunities.

And that seems to be a problem in most playoff series for the Sharks since the lockout.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

NO. NO. NO. It was all Hiller.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, equal parts Hiller and the horrible injury bug the Sharks suffered during March and April. 10 injured roster players isn’t exactly insignificant on a team of 23.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injuries were a factor, but in hockey EVERYONE is hurting big time at that point of the year. I’m kind of sick of it being an excuse for the Sharks every season. Tomas Holmstrom was playing with a major shoulder injury 2 years ago when Detroit won the cup and he was out there every night standing in front of the goalie and taking a beating.

That said I’m excited that McGinn and a few other young guys will get a bigger role this year. The callups played better than the regulars for the last month or so of the season.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that all the players were hurt before the playoffs, and were out of the lineup for a significant period of time. I think it was like 5 or 6 guys came back 2 games before the playoffs, including Marleau and Clowe. It takes time to develop chemistry, and they didn’t have time to re-develop it. That hurts a team.

Oh, and I’m totally excited about McGinn and the competition for spots in training camp. I’m sort of rooting for Petrecki to make it, even though I know he’ll do better with a year in the minors under his belt. He’s just so awesome I want him on the SJ Sharks now.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind McGinn and Joslin, but I do like to get young guys into the lineup early.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joslin didn’t really impress me in his stint with SJ, but we’ll see. With two spots on the defense and various spots on the offense open (in case McLellan doesn’t want to roll the scary line of Staubtiz-Nichol-Shelley), training camp is going to be interesting this year.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey usually sneaks up on me (I know, bad fan), but I don’t think it’ll happen this year with FTF around and the Giants ending early.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, the first game is on October 1, so its not like that date is hard to remember lol

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. He was good, I’ll give him that. But he really didn’t have to work all that hard in a lot of those games. Anaheim’s D was fantastic. Their forecheck was very good and their D did a great job of closing shooting lanes. Taking weak shots from the point that Hiller can easily see doesn’t make for good offense.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playoff hockey is an entirely different animal. The officiating is much looser, the checks are harder, and sometimes “illegaller” and the Sharks just haven’t been able to make the adjustment.

Where the playoffs are concerned, I wouldn’t be surprised to see dudes coming out with razor blades taped to their gloves, machetes to their sticks, and retro rockets on their blades. ( Yes Pronger, I’m looking at YOU! )

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe, Pronger Physics.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 12, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK chris pronger

I fucking hate his guts. And the Ducks are the biggest goddamned joke of a franchise ever

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 12, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good news: he’s in the Eastern Conference now, playing for the Flyers (where he’ll fit right in with the Broad Street Bullies).
Bad news: the Sharks play the Flyers twice this year.

Oh, and now my most hated Duck? Correy Fucking Perry, the goalie-seeking missile and target for Rob Blake’s spear to the nuts (best penalty EVER).

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 12, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t. I think their problem is by and large the Sharks team as constituted now primarily doesn’t know how to raise their game for the playoffs.

They just need more experience or some guys need a change of scenery. There is a bit of luck involved sure, but the previous teams under Sutter which had some hardened vets like Ricci, Suter, and Damphousse did a lot better in the playoffs than these recent Sharks teams.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still a n00b to hockey, mostly, so when people freak out about playoff performance, I’m just like, “it’s SSS right? guys?”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and no…..

The Sharks are just epic chokers like the Giants.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Of course it is. Playoffs are too luck based in every sport.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey, really?

Hockey is like soccer. Lots of back and forth for a 2-1 score. It will never be big in this country. We like scoring.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 5:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The average hockey game has like 6 or 7 goals. That’s a lot of scoring you just don’t get 7 points per score.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 12, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to think that hockey must be boring, what with such little scoring.

Then I suffered through the Giants’ 2009 offense.

by younghutch on Sep 12, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i agree, i also like the speed of the game plus the hits. I just am amazed at how these guys just fly on the ice. I also go to a school that has a #1 or #2 hockey program consistently, so we go to the games all the time, and it’s so much fun doing the chants and shit

by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree with this, i’m not one for watching hockey on TV the whole way through, but being there is totally different. Same with April/May hockey where it’s so much more intense

by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks wait until the playoffs to break your heart.

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

And a shitload of rosterbation

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m thinking we trade for JJ Hardy for SS, Carlos Pena for 1B, have an OF of Bowker/Torres/Velez/Rowand/Schierholtz and play Buster every day y/n

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your OF does not include Fred. :-(

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred deserves a team that will appreciate him.

Maybe the Newark Bears.

I KID I KID I STILL LOVE YOU FRED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A’s maybe.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Semi-serious

Sign Beltre, Pablo to 1B. Hope Renteria bounces back, if not, hope Crawford takes a jump forward.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was being serious. I know we probably don’t really have the chips to get Hardy and Pena though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please, name me two good pitching prospects the Giants used to have who some other team would want.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez , Groug. This team has history.

I’ll order a pizza , this could get involved…

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE COULD’VE GOTTEN ALBERT PUJOLS FOR TIM ALDERSON!!!! WHAT ARE U DOIN’ SABEEN??

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would settle for a RH OF platoon mate at this point….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sign Glaus, move Pablo to 1b. Hope Rent bounces back. And find another OF’er. Maybe trade for one?

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DANY HEATLEY FOR MATT CAIN

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patrick Marleau has a perpetual face that looks like he could use a hug.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks so weird when he’s happy, though.

But when he is happy and does that double fist-pump, it always cracks me up.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Dany Heatley + 5th for Michalek, Cheechoo, and a 2nd.

Close enough.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will not forget that the end of this season was painful, but we will forget just how painful.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate this reference.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have checked the score recently right?

by Merope on Sep 11, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, are you taping it for later? Because it’s over.

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Sep 12, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER POSEY

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW OF THE YEAR

WHAT A PLAY

by kingofthacove on Sep 11, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ll play the “I’m In!” commercials for at least another week though.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 11, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We are in this thing….mathematically.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are in THIS thing , realistically.

OK , surrealistically.
/runs from .gif police

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

best part of the night

Jon telling us that normally Rowand would be hitting, but Bowker was up in his spot.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY TRADED TO MLB NETWORK FOR TONY CLARK!!

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Younger looking: Lincecum or Posey? I go with Posey.

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Posey looks younger.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey, definitely.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

still timmy. imagine shorter hair. not even close.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

With or without the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF face?

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey for sure.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WalrusMan’s date.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Too old

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Younger looking than Posey?

That’s tough to do without being in WalrusMan’s age range.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gerald. The orange slice in his mouth gave it away.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I travelled back in time

I’m going to bet my life saving on Oklahoma losing their opener

by NeifiChicken on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, quick inning is quick.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy had bitchin’ seats

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

His back looks really swollen.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 11, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice work

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not-So-Post Game Roll Call Top Ten; I'm Not Proud of This

Name – # of Posts
High_On_Lincecum’s_Godliness – 191
bondslegend – 127
AndYourBirdCanSing – 124
DFAAurillia – 104
jponry – 94
baetown415 – 93
heimy25 – 79
Bond16 – 68
marcello – 68
49er16 – 67

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

I made roll call. FRIDAY NIGHT. I RULE!

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t jponry get here around the 5th or 6th inning?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I would be 2nd, otherwise obviously.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was the top of the 7th actually

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your comment rate is too insane. I was comment whoring and i can’t come close to what you always get.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even feel like I comment whore that much. I don’t know how it happens.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No matter. The Post Crown is mine for tonight.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously this game sucked.

If it wasn’t for Posey finally comin in, this list goes down 15 comments per person.

by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well , shit.

Because I was getting mileage out of “Poseygate”.
Glad to hear that , waiting for the tell – all book by BORKy.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Posey doesn’t come up I don’t even comment…. that game was the sUx0r

by zuma420 on Sep 12, 2009 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a rough roll call

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

93 wow

I’m pretty happy I went to eat dinner too.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would’ve won if it wasn’t for the dinner :)

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol only 99 behind you.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah nice.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only smart comment Clint Hurdle made all night was when Rowand weakly grounded out with the runner on third he said, “he made up his mind to swing at the pitch when it was still in Kuroda’s hand.”

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

time for the rockies to score 2 in the 9th

yes, i’m aware of the repercussions if this does happen…

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Giambi, somehow.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They scored 3.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooppsss, 4.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOMENTUM

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

of the downward variety.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk thinks that the Giants will need to do better tomorrow night.

by Chub Feeney on Sep 11, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Really going out on a limb there.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 walks tonight. Sums up the season right there!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mentioned this before, but when the Mets issued 0 walks against the Giants in the Friday night game a couple fo weeks ago, it was the first time they had done that since early May. Their opponents that day? The Giants.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, at this point I just want all the guys out on the field to make good defensive plays. I don’t give a flying fuck about the offense anymore. Especially since Posey already batted.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i want to see posey hit again

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a complaint to file

The new gameday threads need to be posted on the homepage or something, because it’s really annoying to have to scroll through each thread to get to the latest one

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

They're on a sidebar.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know they’re on the left, don’t you?

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, obviously I didn’t…

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the left-hand sidebar under the “Overflow Gamethreads” section. They are all there.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And pay attention to the dates lest you be lost in time.

wtf…dinosaur poop?
i swear , when i get back to now i’m shooting every damned dinosaur i see…

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are on the homepage… look to the left side column, usually under the minor lines section

by Merope on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is the overflow gameday thread section in the left sidebar

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since noone's said it

They’re on the left hand side, in a sidebar.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear they’re on a panel on the left side of the website.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a sec...

Is that your left or my left?

by dmachak on Sep 11, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out the sidebar on the left.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 11, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

109!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 11, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re on the left side bar, ya moron! Some one ban this clown

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 12, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good. The kids are getting their chance. Here comes Aurilia to the plate.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This made me laugh.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re Out of This Thing!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

We were once in this thing!

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He’s showing some more power now. He actually pulled that ball. Usually it’s a shallow fly ball to right field.

by Every6thDay on Sep 11, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I never played the game

But know what a hopeless cause looks like, can anyone who has played the game or is a generally optimistic/positive person tell me what the professionals who have played the majority of the games this season are supposed to do with themselves? These free swingers have put the Giants in their current situation, they can’t really believe that their same approach is going to magically turn this “thing” around, do they?

by Every6thDay on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure it’s a habit you break once you are in the majors. If that’s what got you there you are most likely going to continue doing it, especially when you are as old as a lot of these guys are. I don’t get why guys want to blame Lansford for this.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it!

“The Giants are…INSAAAANNNNE…”

50 , 000 Frankenfrancs if you can hear that in a Crazy Eddie voice.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That approach brought them to the highest level in the game, and while I agree that it’s shit, I doubt they do.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIME FOR THE EPIC 2 OUT COMEBACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

47 straight hits!

Giants lose 10-9

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 11, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLptimism

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shakes jponry to wake her up from her dream

by Merope on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Did Posey strike out looking or swinging?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

“swinging”

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

check swing

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

swinging, it was a tailing fastball low and outside and he kind of gave up on the swing halfway through when he realized what he’d done.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

swinging

Molina yelled SWING ROOKIE from the dugout

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT STARTS!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Ishikawa

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LAY DOWN A BUNT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TOO SOON

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies with 2 on

1 out, bottom of the 9th, down 1-0.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

these giants take pitches

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t even take joy in the fact that Matt Cain threw 109 pitches tonight.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk is talking up Frandsen kind of a surprising amount.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

KEVIN!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Franny with the double!

EAT IT BOCHY

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

And, just to complete the night

FUCK YOU SABEAN

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE LET HIM SWING AWAY ON 3-1 THE OTHER DAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE BUNT DOWN

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEN VELEZ COULD HAVE STRUCK OUT ON THAT SLIDER AT HIS ANKLES AND FREDDY COULD HAVE BEEN AN OVERPAID POOP FACE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I called it.

Start the Grizzlies the last 9 games and they’ll go 8-1.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 12, 2009 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

you also called the greatness of Edgar Renteria.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

In baseball you only have to be excellent 28.5% of the time to be great over your career.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 12, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s… not really true.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 12, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re excellent 28.5% of the time, adequate 49.5% the time, the 21% of the time you were horseshit gets left by the side of the road.

by hokysmksbw on Sep 12, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRANDSEN!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/Frandsen whines about how he could do that all the time

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at the list of guys we let play 2B this year over Frandsen and tell me he isn’t right.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

GARKO SIGHTING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

So they do exist....

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, Edgar Renteria really has been MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS, hasn’t he?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Schadendreudist.

Edgar could have had a hit if Bochy just gave him that third AB.

(;_;)

by hokysmksbw on Sep 12, 2009 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Renteria in September: .143/.189/.257

Trust me, I’m not taking any joy in that. But he’s bad now and he needs to not play.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 12, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Renteria: Volunteers to ride bench.

Setting a veteran example for the young Grizzlies is Money Down the Stretch, Nerds!

by hokysmksbw on Sep 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BORK

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BAY AREA TIES

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

these giants score twice as many in five fewer innings

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Any chance we see any of these guys tomorrow?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

what? no

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another blowout? :-(

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's another blowout, sure

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, Bowker, Posey, Ishikawa, and Frandsen all need more regular starts. Or just starts, that works too.

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by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL COLORADO

bases loaded one out vs heath bell

by gswarriors2006 on Sep 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

lol garko

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

i hear the giants new catcher didn't swing at every pitch. how does that work?

did the universe fold unto itself?

Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.

by jasomack on Sep 11, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Fresno completely outplayed the Giants starters today

Pathetic.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Grizzlies = 2 runs in 2 innings. Giants = 1 run 7 innings.

Ouch!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

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by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now that we are absolutely done for sure, should the Giants just shut Lincecum down for the rest of the year?

I say yes.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think so

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the benefit of having him pitch? It’s not like he’s going to win the Cy Young.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a competitive li’l dude.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should keep him to a low pitch count but they shouldn’t shut him down altogether.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pft Bochy will throw him out there for 120 pitches.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t you heard?
“We’re IN this thing!!”

I haven’t quite been able to figure out yet which thing it is that we are in, however; “hopeless pit of despair” springs to mind.

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Pit of Despair!

Don’t even think… /cough, hack… Don’t even think about trying to escape.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

But hopefully they won’t throw him back out there until he’s 100%

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone 100% in September?

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen?

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by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a wonderful nonpoint

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain is the problem.

0-7 Lifetime vs. Dodgers

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

According to Kuiper and my ears.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair he had the Dodgers’ beat 4-2 in the seventh the first week of season, when Bobby Howry showed us for the first time that signing him was a mistake of epic proportions.

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by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should've traded him for Fielder when we had the chance...

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all Ethier’s fault.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found it funny that Ethier has like a .600 career average vs Cain and yet has never homered off of him. It’s almost all singles.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.000 SLG% is not bad.

by speckops on Sep 12, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rox game: Bases loaded, 2 outs, Torrealba up at bat

Rox down 1-0 in bottom of the 9th.

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by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyday lineup: 1 run in 7 innings
AAA Lineup: 2 runs in 2 innings

IT’S SCIENCE

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU CAN'T MEASURE VETRN GRITTINESS WITH SCIENCE

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ed Tom Bell: Yea. Got some hard bark on him.

by nogooddeed on Sep 11, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

by your calculations...

LETS THROW THE SINGLE A TEAM OUT THERE!!!

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We tried that. It’s called “the regular lineup.”

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

I might too. How much worse could they be?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't Fresno win the PCL pretty much repeatedly?

I don’t know, but it seems like we usually are doing quite well.

by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

They’re usually not good.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

More mismanagement I presume.

by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Farm teams records don’t have much to do with talent. In this case, it does, but it doesn’t mean a lot in general.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The single-A team from April?

I’d take them over the Giants.

Ford
Noonan
Posey
Neal
Kieschnick
Gillaspie
Crawford
Ambort

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like this.

clear out the 40 man!

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needz mor bocock

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know who Ambort is but I bet he could outhit Edgar Renteria

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And field better too

Even though he’s a catcher/DH.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

really tough to work out the math here, but let me give it a try

ishi is lights out at home
Garko is much better on the road

first base solved.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just needs a couple more games down the stretch

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

...BORK?...

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chigurh:
That’s foolish. You pick the one right tool.

by nogooddeed on Sep 11, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you even calculate an ERA from that?

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by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Infinite!

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and beyond!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 12, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, I’m just going to admire the Rockies.

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Until we catch up to them, AMIRITE?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hero shot is really enhanced when they stand on the viewer’s throat.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROCKIES WIN

Wait, this is the top of the 9th, not bottom? STILL OVER

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he was struck out on the pitch before.

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by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed. Sometimes you just have one of those seasons…

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the second time the Rockies are having “one of those seasons.” When is it ever our turn?

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by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 5:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

1951

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OK 5.5 BACK

IT’S OVER, RIGHT?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

we lost 3.5 games after our last 3 games

lol

by kingofthacove on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

EPIC FAIL

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to try to do that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the Giants.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That means we’ll make up 5.5 in our next 5! Woohoo!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 12, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Soul-crushing losses count double.

by younghutch on Sep 12, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU NOT BE IN

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK WINN GIVES US THE BEST CHANCE TO WIN BORK

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GRANT WINN DIDN'T PLAY TONIGHT

SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MODS FIGHTING LOL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK AND THE GIANTS DIDN’T WIN SO I LEARNED A LESSON BORK

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s really you, coach, isn’t it?

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK I FIGURED OUT THAT GRANT’S PASSWORD WAS “TAKESOMEGODDAMNEDPITCHESYOUASSHOLES” AND DECIDED TO HAVE SOME FUN IMPERSONATING HIM BORK.

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn would have gone 5-5 with 4 HR tonight if he’d played

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is

the Giants still would have lost. All four homers would have been solo shots.

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by thehavenot on Sep 12, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as

BORK GIVES US THE BEST CHANCE TO BORK

still works

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by j14 on Sep 12, 2009 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yorvit would make a nice backup for Posey next year.

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by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yorvit would make a nice backup for Posey Bengie next year?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What now?

Do we want the Rox to beat the Bums for the NL West crown?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

who really gives a shit

they’re both making the playoffs and i hate them both

by kingofthacove on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/thumbs up.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. Root for the Phillies and Cardinals to knock them off.

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by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

what i mean to say is, there’s never a question. Anyone but the dodgers. As much as i hate the rockies and their stupid stadium and their stupid cheating and their stupid condescending crowd-pleasing antics with their stupid dinosaur, i would want them to win over the dodgers forever. Then some.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE ROCKIES ARE INCREDIBLE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Heath Bell sucked

He threw literally nothing but fastballs tonight. Had no feel for his curve whatsoever

by NeifiChicken on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW he sucks.

Now.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats not giving the offense any credit. He just had to physically pitch because our offense was so shitty that we couldn’t score more runs to beat the padres

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the Rockies but I’m hoping and think it’s likely they’re going to win the division over LA. Which I find to be AWESOME, because I fucking HATE the Dodgers more than anyone and considering what a huge lead they had all year only to end up the WC winner is downright hilarious!

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much this

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

To avoid hurting Bengie’s feelings Bochy pulled a 7 man defensive swap.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Does it matter anymore?

Lets just hope the Bums get their asses handed to them in playoffs.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to find conservatism with our language

That will give us crazy streaks like the Rockies. Starting fucking tomorrow.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

keep your chin up giants! Boo other teams, you are inferior!

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not swearing provides a life force that results in clutch 9th innings.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies are magic

Learn it, live it, love it

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember how Heath Bell shut the Giants the fuck down and we were like, ‘Oh, it’s ok, he’s really good.’

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

we tired him down for the Rockies

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

The Rockies have professional hitters. We have Hank Aaron XXIV.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the difference between us and them. Against the Dbacks last week they couldn’t do anything against Danny Haren, but what they did do is force him to throw 114 pitches in six innings. They went to the bullpen in the seventh, and the Rockies came back and won. If it was against us, Haren would have had a complete game with 80 pitches thrown.

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by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

The Rockies are 45604564-0 whenever they play baseball in the MLB.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

1993

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1 rockies

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The Colorado announcers are like a bunch of Purple Row commenters.

“Boy, wouldn’t it be amazing if this amazing team mounted an amazing comeback right now!”

/Rockies mount an amazing comeback

“Wow! What an amazing team!”

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I still have deep seated resentment for the Rockies announcers

anyone else remember Jorge Julio and his 99 SAVES!!!!! OMG!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that was a fun meme.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/kills

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

no drunk announcers like Kruk and Kuip?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait to hear the interview later where they explain that they just keep things loose until they go out on the field and take care of business like we know we can. /shaving cream pie from jubilant teammate

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

what they do is, they just pack their lunches in their lunchpails because they’re just a bunch of guys that just go to work. because they try hard with their lunches in their pails. plus no i in team.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi folks

I actually feel pretty good. You know why? Because I don’t think Duke Nukem likes what he’s seeing from this team in September. He doesn’t like the fans booing the team in the 7th inning of a home game against the Dodgers, and he doesn’t like the fact that they booed Molina who had no business batting that last time. He’s going to think about what kind of team this will be in 2010, and he’s going to realize that Bruce Bochy is the wrong guy to manage them. I’m not sure Sabean comes back, either.

/completely irrational exuberence

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"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

what's your drink of choice tonight?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

A mixture of acetone and lacquer.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a possibility. I would think if Neukom was so happy about this season, he would have given them extensions already. The only question is how much does Neukom know about hiring GM’s? For all we know, Steve Phillips will be our GM next year.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 6:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

seems to be crazy juice

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

There have been a lot of boos the last three games. I have to think Neukom is noticing that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optimism...I should try it =/

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silver lining…..

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

will duke nukem kill them with the plasma gun or will he just chop them up with the chainsaw?

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silver Lining!

I really hope so. Deep down a part of me thinks Neukom does not want to bring Sabes back next year but would have no choice if they made the playoffs (hence Sabes pull out all the stops, call up/trade everyone now philosophy).

Now, at least by missing October (by a wide margin likely) Neukom can fire with him ease.

If he brings him back though….this will be all for naught

by NeifiChicken on Sep 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bitter Grant is a fun sight to see.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I like pissed off Grant

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hide the kid!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK MY BABY CAN’T BRING ME THE SAME HAPPINESS THAT A 40-YEAR-OLD REPLACEMENT WOULD BRING SO I’M DROPPING THE KID OFF AT A SALVATION ARMY AND ADOPTING AN OLD LADY BORK

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean you’re going to keep the kid and make up some reason for spending more time with the old lady?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel waaaaaay better about this season now

It feels like so much pressure has been lifted off everything now that the Giants proved again they have no chance

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t say I feel better, but the lack of pressure is quite the relief.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just in it for the lolz now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND TEH POSEY

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed!

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by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, this.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would have liked to have known that they were going to give up in early september

so i didnt waste my september purchase of mlb.tv for $20

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

I finally get MLB.tv and THIS is what we get?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My October vacation plans are looking better and better.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

After Renteria’s game, who would’ve predicted our collapse, and the Rockies’ 10-1 stretch?

Fuck the Rockies

by giants92388 on Sep 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone who realizes...

that we got lucky as hell winning that game and they are the better team.

by NeifiChicken on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least there is no room for epic heartbreak. :)

and LOL @ Kruk saying on KNBR that the Giants would beat the Dodgers asses this weekend. lawl.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!

"Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseballs around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball." -Pete Hamill

by Bryce on Sep 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now what?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

No way that happens. Writers will go gaga over winz!

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like Wainwright is undeserving.

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by cheno on Sep 11, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

By traditional measures, no. But he really doesn’t deserve the Tim Lincecum.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but it’s not a travesty if he gets it.

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by cheno on Sep 11, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey hits 400

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for someone sitting around me to say “Suck it Russell Martin” so I could say “McCovey Chronicles”?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be sweet!

I think the same thing when I’m at the park. If I was a drunken single lad, I would yell it constantly in that nice family aptmoshere. Odds are the likely response would be “Sir, we’re gonna have to ask you to leave.”

by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Flash” “Thunder!” ?

What, we’re underground now? Giants have people looking for us?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 11, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies magic

Giambi just made a nice play at 1st. What the hell!

by NeifiChicken on Sep 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d bet they get swept in the NLDS by the Phillies. It would just be twisting the knife.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used up most of my anger and incredulation yesterday, so I’m mostly looking at this game is a sort of “Wow, its almost hilarious how horrible the Giants are” way. I mean, when a largely minor-league lineup ends up scoring twice as many runs in five fewer innings than the “big league” team, that’s pathetic.

God fucking damnit, this team’s offense is offensive.

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by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

/Bochy uses same lineup tomorrow

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the most important games of the year, the Giants are within striking distance, they’ve just had a day off so everyone is rested and Bochy goes to Valdez and Howry.

how is that not hilarious?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

its quite comical yes. at what point do the rockies and there insane run become comical as well? because its starting to become a little far fetched.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every night it’s like, “hmmm, what hilariously implausible way will they come back and win tonight?”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

it must be nice to think you are in it in the 9th as opposed to thinking you are out of it in the 2nd

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the odds of coming back from a 4-1 deficit for this team is nearly impossible, but you really have to play these games like the season is on the line, because it is. To bring in Merkin Valdez in that situation, is an insult to the fans and an insult to the veterans that Bochy loves so much, because it’s basically telling everyone that you’re giving up, and you have no faith in your team’s ability to come back. On the other hand, if Bruce Bochy actually thought that Merkin Valdez was his best option in that situation, despite the fact that the bullpen was well rested, then he should have been immediately fired after the game because he’s the dumbest manager on the planet.

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by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s basically telling everyone that you’re giving up, and you have no faith in your team’s ability to come back.

That’s exactly how I felt.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 12, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't what's worse

The fact that he did that, or the fact that I didn’t geel it mattered because down 3 runs, it felt like mopup work to me anyway

by NeifiChicken on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s painfully hilarious. In the sense that I laugh or murder something.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Officially 5.5 out….

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

do the rockies ever lose?

this is getting ridiculous…they were down to their final strike…

by shaqfor3 on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t think the rest of the MLB says something similar about Timmy’s hair?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum looks silly. Helton looks like an extra from “Singles” without the flannel.

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Grant pissed off, can’t say I’ve experienced this before at least not to this degree.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 11, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a true patriot

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Grant needs a hug.

/awaits kick to the face

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAUSTIC GRANT IS CAUSTIC

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate Helton many times

he joins the Hairston, Finley, Pendleton triumvirate of hatedness.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Helton looks cool.

But then again, I have the same look as him.

Don’t hate.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Sep 11, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It gets even worse when he gets that creepy “Does this rag smell like chloroform?” grin on his face.

by younghutch on Sep 12, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Kruk taking Frandsen

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies in their last 90 games: 62-28

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

JIM TRACY

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks like ex-Senator Norm Coleman, but douchier

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 11, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe we should fire Bochy and replace him with Al Franken.

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by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 6:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least when the lineup is a joke, that’ll be the point.

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by groug on Sep 12, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

he does nothing

because he’s the manager NERDS

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

how is this feasible? have they been playing the NL west the whole time?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m no Jayson Stark, but there can’t be too many teams in history that have had a run like this over 90 games. What can you do? When we’re throwing Aaron Rowand and Bengie Molina at them, not a whole hell of a lot.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Yankees have as good a record as that over their last 90 games, or even better.

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by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 6:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

NationLOL League

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 11, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing how good their pitching got all of the sudden. And it’s only going to get better in the future with Friedrich and Chacin coming up the pipe.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAMER STRIKEOUT

somebody prevent him from hanging out with Rownads

All joking aside, I love that Posey got the jitters out now and can be awesome from now on.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fleming pretty much just said to DFA the whole media department

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats the entertainment depts fault for the way the guy got announced

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

What happened, I’m not watching anymore.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, do tell for us out-of-market fans as well.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was joking saying when Posey came in for defense, the kiss cam was going so he didn’t get a huge intro. THEN it was Manny up so people didn’t know to boo or cheer

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t get any intro because of the Kiss Cam and Bochy replacing almost everyone on the field simultaneously until Renel did el crappo job squeezing it in before Manny came up. Then, before the crowd was done cheering- a cheer she’d encouraged in her “I know you guys have been waiting for this” tone of voice- she introduces Manny and poof! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cheerus interruptus.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem shitting on Rowand

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

i’d like to see a percentage of how many of his at bats are 3 pitch see ya’s….

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

In retrospect, Nate’s chopper to short in the second, really was special. I feel blessed to have seen it!

by Chub Feeney on Sep 11, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It was the high point of the game.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in it for the lolz

but then I remember Renteria is on our team next year too.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 11, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

and rowand. and probably bengie (/ducks)

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the ovation Posey got tonight….no chance

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that ovation was no surprise

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vin Scully thought it was a sarcastic ovation

what a jackass

by kingofthacove on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not this.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you blame him?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 11, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lord i hope bengie is gone. Take advantage of the win/win with offering him arb.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t here during the gamethreads, and I am too lazy to go back and read it. Did McC break when he came into the game?

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was some freaking out.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry said something about “the vapors” and never posted again.

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I even ask what “the vapors” refer to?

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 11, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vapors, in the 19th century, were what women said they had if they were near fainting. Purple Row is extremely prone to them, especially if they see our cursing.

Speaking of which…

FUCK YOU PURPLE ROW AND TRUE BLUE LURKERS! I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING! FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

5.5 games out, they’re probably not even lurking anymore.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t even want to know what jprony or jporny wrote.

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

jprawny just kept talking about shrimp though.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

jprawny’s favorite movie of the summer: “District 9”

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never did find out the Official Buster Posey Butt Rating.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t really gotten a good look yet, it’s been firmly entrenched on the bench.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since the Dodgers destroyed the Giants on 9/11

Does that mean that they’re Al Qaeda?

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Logically it would have to.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies are the Taliban.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you ask Sabes, he’ll say Saddam Hussein.

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 11, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

too soon

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hail to the Buster, the Buster, the Buster
Hail to the Buster, the Buster Posey
He singles and doubles and triples and home runs
Hail to the Buster the Buster Posey.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome lyrics, bad use of song.

Nonetheless, I approve!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They used to sing that for him at FSU

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

There was that YouTube vid of that FSU woman singing it.

It doesn’t really fit too well with the song, but the lyrics still rock.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha ok just making sure you knew.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldn’t it be “homers” instead of “home runs”?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 11, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know

I had to transcribe from this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpBTzxVAP5k

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do we look forward to Penny's start?

will we know the answer after tomorrow

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

Bench-clearing brawl TV!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Until There’s a Fight Day!”

by younghutch on Sep 12, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just hoping that they can get to 82 wins.

I don’t see this team winning too many more this year.

by Chub Feeney on Sep 11, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Going to the Cal game tomorrow

Anyone else??

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/waits for someone from Purple Row to come and tell Grant that the Giants weren’t playing the Rockies and Edgar Renteria didn’t hit a Grand Slam

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

IF I CAME HERE FOR INFORMATION I WOULD BE MISINFORMED AND YOU SHOULD BE AWARE OF THIS

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just trying to help out on your information site!

Lulz.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I left in the middle of the 7th inning and missed Buster Posey playing.

Also I HATE SCOTT ROWAND!!!! I mentioned to someone I know that the only way the second run doesn’t score in the 2nd is if Rowand hit it to third.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE HOW WHEN THEY PUT THAT ROOKIE CATCHER IN ALL THE PITCHES BOUNCED TO THE BACKSTOP.

by Dan from NM on Sep 11, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG LOLZ
And over at MCC…

….they’re saying we’ll get swept by the Phillies in the NLDS.

Just like we did in 2007, lol.

Watching the purple row from high atop the big brown monolith on California Ave

by Mondogarage on Sep 11, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's saying that?

Wait, I don’t care.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kitspool said that

unsurprisingly, the PR denizens missed the actual point of the comment.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow

That’s a pretty good fail.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy’s sig still brings the image to mind of him sitting on an enormous pile of shit.

Plus, other Purpley posters have openly admitted to hating him and thinking him a tool.

by younghutch on Sep 12, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the Giants more than I hate myself. A rare day indeed.

by Dan from NM on Sep 11, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

this is sad.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I hate...

Seeing Tracy have a mini-stroke after every freaking come-from-behind win, and all the coaches grabbing him in celebration. His face still reminds me of the Dodgers. Makes me throw up in my mouth.

by calpolynate on Sep 11, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d drink more, but it’s almost midnight in New Mexico, and I’m all drinked out.

by Dan from NM on Sep 11, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t drink when I get sad. For some reason. It would totally help right now.

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I hate...

Having my comments blocked and mistakenly refreshing to fix the problem. And yet another piece of me is torn away tonight….Give it back Grant!

by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait a minute

So I tried to send an e-mail to Ginats Brazz, and I get this delivery failure notice:

Hi. This is the qmail-send program at mail1.synacor.com.
I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out.
 
<baseball@sfgiants.com>:
64.18.4.10 does not like recipient.
Remote host said: 550 No such user – psmtp
Giving up on 64.18.4.10.

But I thought we were in this thing?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 11, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, he’ll be on some other team next year and they’ll use him and he’ll be good and he’ll make comments about how he’s happy to not be in San Francisco anymore and it’ll make me sad because I want to say “NO RYAN GARKO YOU’RE WRONG” but in my heart I’ll know that he’s right.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odds we don't offer arbitration?

I’m at 75%.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say that's about right.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

79%!

/for Lars

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since he’s not an asshole like AJ, I think the Giants WILL offer him arbitration. However if Bochy is back they will probably deal him.

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by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

I just heard Vernon Davis has been selected as the team captain. WTF?

by calpolynate on Sep 11, 2009 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LOL LOL!

Seriously?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting after Singletary called him out last year. Would be awesome though if he finally steps it up this season

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

Or not

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Interesting. I had heard that since Singletary took over that Vernon and him had bonded, but this is unexpected.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, okay, fine

I get more pessimistic about the Niners with each passing day.

I blame Edgar Renteria.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Captain sez

“Look! Icebergs! Let’s go closer!”

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what sucks?

I mostly stopped following the NBA, NFL, college football, college basketball, and golf just so I could focus most of my time following this team. :-(

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I went into my fantasy football draft without knowing a damn thing, all because of this fucking team.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ignorance would be nice right now

Like if I didn’t follow the players Sabean traded away or if I actually believed that Molina’s vet presence was greater than Buster’s talent, or if I actually believed that the Giants are going to build on this season…

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I too wish I could go back to those days.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey post-game interview

He’s got the “ya know” and “little bit” down pat already.

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 11, 2009 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Another Scott at work. Be afraid. He may be on here.

Whacko conspiracy theories are flying around the ballpark these days. God bless the bloggernet.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/09/10/SP2L19KQ8Q.DTL#ixzz0QrzX2DNK

by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The “OMG THEY SKIPPED LINCECUM’S START SO HE COULD PITCH AGAINST HTE DODGERS AND ROCKIES!!!” conspiracy theorists were the stupidest conspiracy theorists.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Bending the "no politics" rule]

9/11 conspiracy theorists are dumber. Maybe the “NEVER WALKED ON THE MOON LAWLZ” people

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say “the stupidest conspiracy theorists since 9/11 was an inside job conspiracy theorists”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

9/11 waz planned by George Bush because he hates black people.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two addendum to the “no politics thing”, though one isn’t really politics:

1. You are free to make fun of Scientology on McCovey Chronicles.
2. You are free to make fun of 9/11 truthers on McCovey Chronicles.

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait until Tom Cruise hears about this!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU don't know the history of psychology. I do.

Or something like that…

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just can’t see the truth because you have so many thetans in your body.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

there was actually a Scientology building like a block away from where I lived in London and I was so tempted to go and take a free “Stress Test” but I figured that they probably made you give a shit-ton of personal information before you could, so I just chickened out every time.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There used to be a Scientology dude who hung out in front of our local grocery store. One day he made the mistake of shouting out to me: Hey, have you heard about Scientology?

He didn’t appreciate my reply of: Yeaaaah, I thiiiink I haaave…… Isn’t that the religion founded by the guy who said “The best way to make a lot of money is to start your own religion?”

< cue look of terror on Scientologist’s face >

And I continue on “What was his name again?? Oooh!!! L. Ron Hubbard!! Yes, I’ve heard of it.” People laughed.

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a letter that my Mom got once from some place in Ohio. They claimed to have knowledge of money making secrets using mental telepathy or some other nonsense that they would mail to her for $140.

I called them with a message that the drivel they were spewing out made the people that ran Scientology look like world class intellectuals.

by boogalou on Sep 12, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

That’s a rambly mess. I guess outlines aren’t used anymore.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some theorists say former catcher Bruce Bochy objected to the promotion of Posey, as an insult to Molina. That would explain the no-play for the kid, so far. Again, no evidence, just idle-mind-doodling by Some People.

What a weird place for capitalization. And this whole site is idle mind-doodling.

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

As though everything Scott Ostler has ever written isn’t idle mind-doodling.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have to have a mind for it to be able to doodle.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who YOU calling “Some People”?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHIFT A

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Recap

Giants suck.
Fuck Bochy.
Watch Sharks.
OMGPOSEY!
Fuck Bochy.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ya the Sharks..They won’t break your heart

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not until April/May!

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then baseball starts up again

And you just run regular season to regular season, Giants to Sharks.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey has waited and watched eight major league games since his surprising call-up Sept. 2 and still hasn’t made his major league debut, which has led to any number of tinfoil-hat theories — a rift between manager Bruce Bochy and general manager Brian Sabean being the most outlandish of the bunch.

Bochy, usually slow to anger, was incensed at the suggestion he doesn’t want Posey on the roster.

“It’s unbelievable,” he said. “I don’t know how somebody can (write) that without asking me.”

This makes me angry

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

When the Baltimore Orioles called up elite prospect Matt Wieters on May 29, they gave their fans 48 hours’ notice and sold 15,000 individual tickets. And Wieters was behind the plate on his first day in the major leagues.

And this

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Incensed, was he?

Did he have a better explanation?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK KEEP WHITESIDE FRESH BORK EMERGENCY CATCHER BORK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. Whiteside isn’t going to be fresh tomorrow.

What…have…we…DONE?

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is why we’re missing the playoffs.

Bochy conceded to the lunatic fringe and now whiteside isn’t going to be fresh in his next game.

we’re fucked.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he’ll just have to play Molina every inning of every game from now until the end of time!

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Bochy realize that he’s allowed to move him from that spot?

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

megabork

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I finally made it home

Muni was a mess on the ride home tonight, FUCK

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

this has been happening on Friday games lately……another conspiracy?

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by timmeh on Sep 11, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously! 5 N lines in a row.. nothing going out to west portal

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were two girls making out the whole ride form church st to my hood… that was cool, i guess

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a cell phone, right?

Use it.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

marceLOL

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My name lends itself to the LOL treatment

I call shenanigans.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should’ve thought about that when you made your username!

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents should have thought about that.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must’ve been worse at the park :-(

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were they hot or did they both look like Rosie O’Donnell?

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were pretty cute… I was already being creepy by checking them out from behind my sunglasses, so I didnt snap a pic

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they were making out in front of everybody, they probably wanted you to take their picture.

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by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2009 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

next year the Giants are going to have the following lineup:

Velez
Sanchez
Sandoval
Molina
Uribe
Winn
Renteria
Rowand

and Bochy is going to say, “I’m going with the guys who got us to where we got last year.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/throws self out window

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do you hurt me like this

its so absolutely plausible too. “We were just trying to be competitive last year and we almost made it to the Wild Card, and these are the guys that got us here” Bochy stated, after signing a 2 year extension. “Can you make us some swedish meatballs?” One reporter asked. “Bork no further question bork,” Bochy fired back as he walked away with his chef hat in hand.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a sucky game to attend.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Everyone is getting home now. I got a text from a friend saying they left early, before Posey came in. He was not enthused.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never leave early, so I was rewarded with a Buster Posey strikeout!

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only time I’ve left early was a Giants game this year against the Angels where they staged a furious comeback… and fell short.

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only game I’ve left early for a reason other than needing to catch a flight the next morning was the game against the Reds this year.

You know, that one.

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by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he took a low slider!

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I left in the middle of the 7th and got to miss Posey. Now Posey won’t play the rest of the season.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame you…

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, this is only the second loss I’ve attended this year! The four or five other ones were wins.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone give this man season tickets! .667+ winning percentage

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it takes fortitude, young man.

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by timmeh on Sep 11, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad apparently was on a boat in McCovey Cove during the game, and he kept sending me pictures. The pictures suddenly stopped around the 6th inning.

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by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

God the KNBR callers are so dumb

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants should have bunted more tonight.

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try not to listen to KNBR unless the hosts have a good guest.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats why the podcasts are so good for each show. Filters everything but the interviews

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody else think FOX regrets picking up Cubs at Giants for the Saturday baseball on the 26th?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Tonight- MLB Network
Tomorrow- MLB Network
Sunday- TBS
Tuesday vs COL- MLB Network

Why couldn’t the national broadcasts come while we were still in this?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wednesday is on ESPN

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another loss.

(obviously, since we’re playing the Rockies)

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

During Aurilia’s AB, they showed Frandsen’s bio instead of Richie’s. That was good for a few minutes of amusement.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I was dying.. I couldn;t figure out who it was… My friend was like: NO WAY RICHIE WAS BORN IN 82…

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, 1882 maybe.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OLD

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I was wearing my Aurilla jersey (no laughing!). If i knew it was going to get him an AB, I would have left it at home.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

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by groug on Sep 12, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s okay you should have heard Jon Miller trying to untangle all the position changes. I think he had Rohlinger at 3rd, then at 2nd and I think finally at short.

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This just in

in an amazing Dodger win, Kuroda throws 27 pitches for a complete game shut out. “I didn’t even need an umpire, or a catcher for that matter”

“He was just on, sure he gave up 6 runs in his last start, but he kept throwing this stupid ball that kept moving away from my bat, it was annoying,” Molina said, who grounded out to left field during the game.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Warning track ground ball power!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic
"He was just on, sure he gave up 6 runs in his last start, but he kept throwing this stupid ball that kept moving away from my bat, it was annoying," Molina said, who grounded out to left field during the game.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 11, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those watching the Giants TV

Were there any “We’re in this thing!!!” commercials?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

There was one RIGHT after the inning where Merkin and Howry failed it up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNBR caller saying we need Bill Parcells as GM

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Was the Buzz Bissinger interview today on KNBR discussed here at all? Wow. Anyone hear it yet? If not, here ya go:

http://www.knbr.com/common/global_audio/201/12205.mp3

by calpolynate on Sep 11, 2009 11:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember: Radio hosts can have opinions. But I’m here to sling dirt on Bruce Bochy’s personal life.

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slandering his soul, obviously

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, did Barbeiri really just compare all blogs to sites that specialize in decapitation pictures?

by Grant on Sep 11, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You prolly shouldn’t listen to this.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAGGS AND HANK ARE SADISTIC!!!

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO IS BENGIE AND HIS BLOG

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant, how do you sleep at night?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a big pile of money.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

That pile of money is on top of the bloog of decapitated 16 year olds!

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by ringleader3 on Sep 12, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

bloog is blog blood.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 12, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense.

Cut the head off and another grows in it’s place. A thing of beauty. Grant be warned…

by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 11, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when Ralph Barbieri talks about credentials. Ralph, do you have some credentials? It doesn’t show.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness, the last thing I’d want to see are Ralph Barbieri’s credentials.
/shudders
I’d have nightmares for weeks.

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’d have nightmares about nothing?

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by baetown415 on Sep 12, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I found the lyrics to describe my feelings about the Giants

Just the chorus though. The rest of the song doesn’t make sense.

Translated from the chorus:

I don’t care, I’ll stop caring about what you’re doing wherever you are
From now on I really don’t care, I’ll get out of the way
From now on don’t come to me and cry, and cling on
cause I don’t care e e e e e e
cause I don’t care e e e e e e

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I just posted a fan post about lyrics and this season

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whisky and parmesean goldfish, you're my only friend!

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

your goldfish just grounded into a double play.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whisky will pick them up

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

whisky got on base, but the goldfish are just not able to move it into scoring position.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily whisky comes up every inning.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 12, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not if you pace yourself, have some food in your system, that kind of thing.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Giants

for doing this now, instead of waiting until the last week to break our hearts.

by lincecumania on Sep 11, 2009 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed.

7-9 which will be oddly disappointing as most expect them to go 8-8 or 9-7 and squek into the playoffs

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

start off well, go into a horrible stretch, then play well at the end of the season to get everyone’s hopes up for next year, rinse, repeat.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants :D:

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by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus they shouldn’t give p many points but they won’t score any.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 11, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we were talking about the Niners

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF UR STRAIT AMIRITE?!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 12, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL URITE

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 12, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this was crazy

but I was looking at their schedule last night and it made me :(. I see a maximum of 8 wins there, and MAYBE 9 if the team pulls of an amazing upset on the road. Damn.

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by bondslegend on Sep 12, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their schedule is kind of difficult and it’s almost the exact same team as last year. The thing that worries me is Jimmy Raye, he is a rich man’s version of Jim Hostler.

by lincecumania on Sep 11, 2009 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I can never get my replies right.

by lincecumania on Sep 11, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks kind of like a zombie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes naps during games.

by lincecumania on Sep 11, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like we’ve all got something in common on this site… something that is clinically dead yet continues to shuffle mindlessly through a nightmarish semblance of its previous life… hmmm… what could it be….

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 12, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's the new zombie movie, right?

Oct 2nd, looks like a parody of our season, except it plays in Oct.

by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 12, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it Giants

There is only a few weeks left to reherse this NL West melodrama….If you can’t follow the script, you can’t be in the play. The villian is suppose to lose you knuckleheads!

by GoodOleBoyCo on Sep 12, 2009 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

sorry not interested

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 12, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs is over this team

Ouch

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by ringleader3 on Sep 12, 2009 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

I hope Baggs doesn’t leave us :(

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 12, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much says it all

the early runs off Cain were enough to overwhelm the Giants, whose offense could drown in an inflatable kiddie pool

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by j14 on Sep 12, 2009 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, i mean it’s pretty damn true, there’s gotta be something this team can do by next season to make this offense look somewhat respectable… whether that be promoting players in-house, or signing somebody

by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The formatting on that article was atrocious.

An eleven-character wide column?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which:

What did the McCoven think of the seven-switch in the 8th inning? Bowker, Posey, Fransden and Ishi!

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by ringleader3 on Sep 12, 2009 12:23 AM PDT reply actions  

General conclusion: The Fresno Grizzlies need to play more.

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by Yoyo on Sep 12, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

aside from that,

could it be a shift in Bochy’s thinking finally? So lame to think that things need to get this desperate for things to change.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 12, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doubt it

It looked like he put in everyone just to give them play time after being completely blown out of the water. It seemed obvious that Bochy just didn’t want to take more heat for not playing Posey.

We can hope, though…

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by Yoyo on Sep 12, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this was the plan all along!

Go into a suckspiral until you can play the kids without hurting anyones feelings! THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! THIS IS BASEBALL, THERE’S NO CRYING!?!?

by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 12, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell no

Same old nonsense tomorrow

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by baetown415 on Sep 12, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy should have done it earlier.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I missed it?

The long-awaited septuple switch? That’s borktacular.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

we all knew Bochy gave up on this game when he put in Valdez, then Howry.

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 12, 2009 12:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Some good news

The lineup tomorrow will be different. Unfortunately, the change will be in RF where Randy Winn will start instead of Nate and that will be the change.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 12, 2009 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to the game tomorrow

Don’t even say that

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by jctGamer on Sep 12, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

And if I’m correct, you could beat me up if you want. I’m going to the game myself.

I have Sunday’s tickets, too. But I won’t go if the Dodgers win on Saturday.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 12, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jinx in one...two...

But I won’t go if to the Dodgers win on Saturday.

…three.

/wonders if it would have made a difference

/still wondering

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 5:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

/still wondering

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 5:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

/officially losing sleep with all the wondering

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2009 5:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

/still wondering why people believe in jinxes

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by LACK on Sep 12, 2009 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

We were going to go on Sunday, boy am I glad we changed our minds. At the beginning of the school year there are much better ways for me to be spending 10 hours of my day!

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Predicted Saturday lineups

LF Velez
2B Sanchez
1B Sandoval
C Molina
3B Uribe
RF Winn
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
P Sanchez

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 12, 2009 3:18 AM PDT reply actions  

That looks pretty familiar…. haha wow

by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blerg.

Did Posey look good on defense, at least?

I’m glad I went to bed when this game was 2-1.

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2009 6:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Also, I hope the Rockies die in a hot air balloon accident.

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2009 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure if said balloon will to blow up, the attachment cords will snap off beforehand and the team would conveniently land on a mound of marshmallows and fluffy pillows.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 12, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON EVER

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He missed every single pitch Martinez threw.

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by jponry on Sep 12, 2009 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Small wonder. He has his glove on the wrong hand, his mask on backward and his shoelaces tied together.

by younghutch on Sep 12, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I first read the story, I went "WTF???"

But now I understand what you mean. Beat the Dodgers twice and there’s still hope. Meanwhile, I know how all of you feel; the Rockies’ 2008 season was even worse.

"I shoot so many 3's because I can't shoot 4's" -Antoine Walker

by LACK on Sep 12, 2009 7:23 AM PDT reply actions  

I am not happy

that I missed Posey’s entire Giants career. I don’t know how many can fit in Borky’s doghouse, but I guess we’ll find out. It’s too bad he’s not good enough to bat in the major leagues.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2009 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

since he struck out he won’t play at all this season, poor guy, haha, i agree with ya

by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy: I just don’t think the kid ready yet. He needs to be able to lay off that slider down and away.

/Benji and Rowand nodding in the background

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 12, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

After Bochy walks away, Molina & Rowand clink their beer bottles together, toasting their suckiness, and stick their tongues out at a forlorn Posey. Frandsen looks on while cleaning what appears to be an assault rifle.

by younghutch on Sep 12, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooh I dunno …. he didn’t WALK so he does have that going for him.

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

I don’t know why Angrygrant didn’t go off on those stupid red hats, but if there was a better way to prove the season is totally over, I don’t know what it is. Dodgers 800, Ladies Red Hat Society of Batwaving 0

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2009 8:08 AM PDT reply actions  

HAY GUYS DID SAN FRANCISCO WIN THE FRIDAY BASEBALL CONTEST???

That was brutal.

I’m in your state, pumping my own gas! That sounds dirty. I’m going to be at this horrible game tonight! Yaaaaaay!! Did I tell you that the guy I’m going with to the game, my best friend since 8th grade, is a Dodger fan? THAT’S RIGHT, I HAVE HIDDEN THIS INFORMATION ALL THESE YEARS – I CANNOT BE TRUSTED.

I’m wondering what I should take for the game. I mean, besides drugs.

Beat L.A.?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 12, 2009 8:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Cyanide capsule.

Under no circumstances are you to be taken alive.

by younghutch on Sep 12, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dress up as Veruca Salt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 12, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Riot gear?

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by baetown415 on Sep 12, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

batteries, of course

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 12, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see Fred Lewis got an at-bat last night. First one since the first game of the Milwaukee series. Nice knowing you Fred. I hope you tear it up on the A’s next year.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 12, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Well it's his own damn fault

Being so unclutch…

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by baetown415 on Sep 12, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

/clank!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 12, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So tell me, it’s raining here in Sac, any chance tonight’s game will be rained out? Please?

by Merope on Sep 12, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

The rain has already passed through.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 12, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey, Giant new thrid base coach?

  It was great to see the kid play, but he needs to move up on the plate or the major leaguers will bury him with outside stuff, just like Kuroda did—he has no outside plate coverage from where he was in the box.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Sep 12, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

He only had one at bat.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spotted in FC108 last night:

A women wearing a JuanPierreWood shirt.
http://www.juanpierrewood.com/

Serriouly?

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by bgunn on Sep 12, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

“a” (singular)

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 12, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t watch the game and just read through the GD thread. Don’t know if I’m more depressed for Cain or Posey, or furious about Cy Kuroda and SS Valdez but either way, what a craptacular way to start the day.

I must be losing my mind because the pancakes I made are now taunting me with their flatness: “WE LOOK LIKE HOW THE GIANTS PLAYED LAST NIGHT”

FFFFFFFF this. Spring training can’t come soon enough.

by esseffgeez on Sep 12, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

On the tombstone for the 2009 Giants Season:

/walks Adam Eaton
/Hiroki Kuroda: 8 innings, 86 pitches

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by Kitspool on Sep 12, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

LOLineup

Velez 2B. Renteria SS. Sandoval 1B. Molina C. Uribe 3B. Bowker LF. Winn RF. Rowand CF. Sanchez P.

Someone was right about Winn. Is it too difficult to have Nate and Bowker in the same lineup?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez at 2B?
Renteria hitting 2nd?
Randy Winn?
Oh, the lulz.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually very surprised Richie isn’t out there too.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOooooo I’m going to this game :(

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by jctGamer on Sep 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Head definitely uses a dartboard to construct these.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Sep 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the team that was fielded in the last two innings last night. They scored runs, plural. Why can’t we have that? :(

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by mymclife on Sep 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feelings would be hurt

That’s a no-no.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just not the paying public’s feelings.

by esseffgeez on Sep 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

so…you would prefer this lineup?
CF Velez
2B Frandsen
LF Bowker
3B Sandoval
RF Schierholtz
C Posey
1B Ishikawa
SS Rohlinger

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes this please. Though it would never happen.

Bruce Bochy playing Randy Winn is the epitome of pathetic. Is he doing Randy a favor since the Giants are out of it? Trying to get him a few hits so he can sit on someone’s bench next season?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 12, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the better form of that lineup would be this:
CF Velez
C Posey
LF Bowker
3B Sandoval
RF Schierholtz
SS Uribe
1B Ishikawa
2B Frandsen

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d trade Garko for Ishikawa but otherwise I like it alot.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 12, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I should had written it as IshiGarko

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How’d that Bowker get in there?

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

an errant dart

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must play Rowands, Renteria, Molina and Velez at all costs.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was looking at the 2010 free agents list. It would be nice if they signed Jason Bay and Marco Scutaro. I assume these guys take pitches and walks. Molina can platoon with Buster Posey. Scutaro can play shortstop or second base and whoever wants to take pitches and walks between Renteria and Freddie Sanchez can play too. Maybe they can sign Tejada and play him at third with Sandoval moving to first. They should have extra outfielders and bench players that don’t take pitches and walks.

Lansford should be fired. It is obvious that no one listens to him. Bochy should bench players that don’t take pitches or walk. Sandoval should keep hacking, but no one else should play that approaches at bats like that.

by parisspleen on Sep 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bay I like a lot, but Scutaro is having a career year at 34. His stats before this year doesn’t look so hot. http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/scutama01.shtml

by DJ Tofu on Sep 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina can platoon with Buster Posey.

I actually think this idea is ban-worthy.

by taliesin on Sep 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

An interesting position at this point is 2B. The Giants could very well decline the option for Mr. F. The 2B market is interesting, with Hudson, Scutaro and Iwamura, not to mention Mr. F himself. It would be interesting to see Iwamura on the Giants

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by Speedforthewin on Sep 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy should bench players that don’t take pitches or walk.

But he doesn’t.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't get it before. But.....

I now truly understand the anger toward Bruce Bochy.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye Panda!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, for some reason he thinks Panda should keep doing it. That’s funny.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Sep 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda walks more than anyone else on the team except that one guy who is the problem!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 12, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't really matter anymore but...

UNIT HOPES TO PITCH AGAINST COLORADO

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?&entry_id=47454#ixzz0QwL6lSQW

Randy Johnson will throw live batting practice on Monday. If all goes well he could be activated as a reliever in time for the rest of a series against the Rockies that he said the Giants have to sweep.

by esseffgeez on Sep 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice to see that he’s really going to put in the effort to try to come back in his final year. He could have just given up on coming back at all.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw, I knew RJ would be back. Just wasn’t sure in which capacity – a reliever or a dugout cheerleader/team leader.

by esseffgeez on Sep 12, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

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