Open Gameday Thread 9/11 Part II
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This thread better have more runz in it
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
…ish
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt KKKKain




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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I’m here, the Giants can score some runs now.
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Fools and Sages
Awww.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I agree with your first comment, but strongly object to your second. /freaked out yesterday when ESPN said Marleau was traded to Sens (which is false)
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Fools and Sages
Yesterday was a weird day
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I was not a fan of yesterday. Nor am I fan of Buccigross.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Yesterday was sad for me
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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Yes, because the C on his chest is why we didn’t win…
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Certainly not Marleau’s heart. He’s the only one on the team who has consistently shown heart.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
So
Because they don’t have heart, Marleau shouldn’t be the captain?
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Something needed to be done to shake things up, especially since they don’t have the cap room to make a serious move.
I guess
It’s really hard to win in the playoffs. The best teams often don’t win, in fact they usually don’t win. It’s not a failure of character, it’s just the way shit breaks.
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Right. Heart. Its not like he was playing with a torn MCL and still managed to score both GWG or anything.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Lol hockey
I’ve given up because I’m a wild fan and wild ownership makes the Giants look like the Steelers.
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Wild look a lot better this year now that Todd Richards is coach and they won’t be running the trap anymore.
Plus, you have Owen Nolan. And Owen Nolan is awesome.
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Fools and Sages
Except when he plays us
That fucker is kryptonite.
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Soo agree w/ that
I love Nolan. I was a sharks fan before we got the wild.
Here’s hoping you’re right RE: the wild. I already miss watching Gaborik though. He was exciting when healthy, and if he was in a real offense I’d have liked to see what he could do
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Well, at least you guys don’t have to pay him $7.5M per year for 5 years (LOLRANGERS). And you have Marty Havlat, who seems like a pretty cool guy. Oh, and Cal Clutterbuck! Honestly one the best names in the NHL, period.
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CAL!
Another guy who’s fun to watch. The dude just goes out there to hit people in the face. TBH I haven’t been paying attention to them this offseason. I hope they’re good and I catch as many games as I can during the season, but I’m not really a die hard.
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There have been a lot of changes for the Wild this season, mainly in the front office with the new GM and coach, but I haven’t really been paying attention. I think they’re a borderline playoffs team that might get into the 7th or 8th spot.
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Here's hoping
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HEY
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It’s not that we hate him or anything. It’s just that we both misheard it that way at the same time.
It really does sound like that.
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Fools and Sages
It does
took me awhile to get used to it
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"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
He’s actually been hurt the last two years. But the year before last he got lit the fuck up and kept playing harder than anyone else. Marleau is not the issue.
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So Marleau = Fred Lewis?
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Sort of
Except, imagine Fred Lewis was a borderline franchise player.
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Yeah I know
I love Marleu, and did when I followed the sharks.
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Excellent
Good choice.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I like you
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Fools and Sages
Well, you’ll be happy then. He was stripped of the C a few weeks ago.
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Fools and Sages
Greg Papa needs good whackin-it material.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I think
LOL Raiders
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he grounded out, but he nearly decapitated a Dodger, so...
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Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
BAD WOOD
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
u so cool!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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UMP FAIL AGAIN
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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
eh i don’t wish him death…
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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Because you want him to suffer, AMIRITE?
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never said I want the piece of shit dead
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m just playin
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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS AMERICA! WE CAN BE AS ANGRY AS WE FUCKING WANT!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
REACHED THE THRESHING POINT OR SOMETHING
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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Rafael Fuckyou
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GRRR
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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GODDAMNIT…
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Breaking balls….. in the dirt.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks for not resigning him, braves
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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
We could have had Furcal…
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More money, more years.
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More production on the dollar.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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You’ve seen his numbers, right?
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From a purely offensive standpoint, it might not seem like much of a difference.
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Furcal’s defense is no better than Renteria’s. Possibly worse.
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This year Renteria’s been average. Furcal has been 4.5 runs above average.
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Yup
Over the last 4 years, Rent’s been better. Furcal has a better bat, for sure. But at their respective costs, it’s probably a toss up.
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Speaking of terrible defense, Adam Dunn has gotten pretty bad. Not surprising for his player-type, but he’s playing like -30 run defense this year after posting -28 run defense last year. He really has no business playing defense at this point. Time for the AL.
I’m surprised he wasn’t traded at the deadline.
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Another year with the NationLOLs
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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Still poor production
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
That topic is worn out
Don’t you want to ask your steroid troll topic again?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok
I wasn’t going to ask, but now I need to see this. Can you link it?
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Previous thread
Something about wondering if the fans are booing Manny because of steroids.
Typical Cheno setup to rail on hypocrisy.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw that, I didn’t realize that was where it started. It seemed pretty innocuous.
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Oh it is. I just like to see him get riled up.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Which, ironically, is the same mindset of a troll.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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Someone give this guy a cigar!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever. The flavor preference is his.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
NO
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Gross
Drink at least a decent beer
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Aim higher…… ?
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
HAHAHHA ok ok Pika.
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Hey
cheap beer is gold to college kids
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Crabs?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I’m still in college and I think I’d rather eat cheap food and drink decent beer.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I didn’t drink a lot
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
zuh?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.
drunk poster is drunk
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I remember my first beer
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.
ugh
If he makes me change my sig and profile pic I will not be happy. GET IT DONE CRABS
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lol
“crabtree signs 8 year, 200 mil deal w/ niners”
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First year in college?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
And you’re drunk off of 6 beers?
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Natto >>> Natty Ice
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.
Meh. Natto = Natty Ice.
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howie < Natty Ice?
/looks around for him
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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Howie<Howie’s Failbeard< Natto<Natty Ice.
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Wow,Sanchez
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
lol kuroda just kept throwing it farther and farther outside
and he still kept swinging
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FAIL-Y SANCHEZ
UNORIGINAL I KNOW
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUurcal
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You know what...?
STFD SANCHEZ
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
This lineup is so screwed up
Half these guys should be batting ninth
the other half should be DFAd
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Those last two pitches weren’t even close to being in the zone, geez.
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FREE SWINGERZZ
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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Freddy Sanchez
He’s learned a lot about batting on the Giants from Bengie.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Next thing he’ll start eating at Hometown Buffet in order to look like Bengie in every way
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
IRL LOL and then crying shame
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by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
300 is on TNT. At least there is something to watch in case this game gets real ugly.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
FROOOOOOOOOSTIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG!!!!!!!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I never saw Sanchez swing at pitches like that with the Pirates.
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Somewhere, Shawon Dunston is having a drink to celebrate his victory.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Soon, he will be posting drunk on the GDT.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t understand why someone would be swinging if you can’t see the ball.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Feed the K Beast. It hungers.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
tell the K beast to go fuck itself.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Grumpy because Timmy missed his last start?
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
And because Cain walked the guy.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s 9/11 too. Isn’t today just fucking grand?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE MATT CAIN
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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Strike Zone in the 1st: [ LIKE THIS BIG ]
Strike Zone now: []
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Keith Law had a hilarious rant about the stupidity of everyone celebrating Jeter breaking the Yankees hit mark
where
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
If Gehrig hadn’t have gotten sick, Jeter wouldn’t have been within a mile of his record. It’s just a longevity thing. Jeter is a good player but Gehrig was one of the all time greats.
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someone on espn is anti yankees?
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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
No. he’s obviously kidding. Right?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Keith Law, I really do. But sometimes I think he doesn’t want us to have any fun except making fun of people who do. That’s all.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
GIDP PLEASE
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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I’m not sure that means what you think it means
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not think that means what you think it means…
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Sep 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Princess Bride…
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Sep 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Manny’s body is now… inconceivable?
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NICE
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
nice
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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
ASK FOR A PONY NEXT! OR A RUN
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOD CALL!!!
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Sep 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re good at this.
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YOUR WISH IS GRANTED

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by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
SHEN LONG!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
YOU MUST DEFEAT SHENG LONG TO STAND A CHANCE
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by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
pick 6 numbers please.
/ heacds to lotto machine.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...and...uh...did I say 3?
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by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
SELF-REPLYING BUT IT WORKED!!
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Wait, hold up
I thought the Giants were the team that GIDP all the time
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TIMES ARE CHANGING
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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
double
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
is Jesse Foppert still in the org?
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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Negative
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I predict baseball will happen.
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
BB
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even know half of the people on this GDT.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
WE DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE WALRUSMAN :'(
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
That means you have a fresh start with them.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Weekends are different. I was surprised to notice it, myself.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ONLY HIT GOOD BALLS PLEASE
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Stuff that is annoying to read because you don't care anymore/isn't funny anymore
I’ll start:
1) Anything about Tim Alderson
2) Bips “Win innings” thing, especially when he isn’t broadcasting
With malice towards the Dodgers
Bengie Molina's OBP, walk total, slugging percentage and ability to work a count
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
How long will it take for Bengie to get out?
2.5 pitches over/under
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
over
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
three more weeks and he'll be out of SF forever
I hope
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
attaboy bengie, nice swing
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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
hey who’s bengie molina’s adopted father?
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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
I think so, I’m a bit lazy though
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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
MONEY PLZ
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
MUST HACK AT FUCKING SLOP!!!!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BENGIE.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Flem with the brutal honesty:
“Molina strikes out swinging on a ball that was two feet outside.”
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
3
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I CAN’T SEE THE BALL. I’M JUST GOING TO SWING WILDLY
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ HANDS HOME RUN TO LEFT FIELD
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
LOL WRONG
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
You’ve lost the mojo
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I never really had it
But when lightning strikes once, it’s sweeeeet
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I just know
that this wonderful season is going to ooze its way to a horrible, horrible end.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
That’s Dunston watching this pathetic lineup all season
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
love it
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
GOOD THING POSEY ISNT PLAYING BECAUSE THEN THE OFFENSE WOULD SUCK!!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Gas Station Proprietor: Is somethin’ wrong?
Anton Chigurh: With what?
Gas Station Proprietor: With anything?
Anton Chigurh: Is that what you’re asking me? Is there something wrong with anything?
overrated movie
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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Overrated comment.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Overrated reply
?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
who’s reviewing my comments?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Overrated overrating.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Unrated
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s unbelievable that Bochy thinks Posey doesn’t have a spot in this lineup. Unbelievable
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Inconceivable?
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I am so angry about Bowker/Garko/Posey. I will never forgive Bochy for this September lineup failure.
No one here gets out alive.
You can’t really be angry with Bochy. If you put a small child on the basketball court to guard Kobe Bryant and he failed, would you blame the child?
Bochy is a mental midget. He can’t possibly attain the level of thought required to successfully manage a baseball team.
Blame the dumb moherfucker who hired Bochy
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone fucked mohair?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want Bengie on this team next year
Same with Winn.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
$30 million extensions for both of em then.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want to see....
Winn
Rowand
Renteria
Freddy Sanchez,
Bin Affeldtt
Nate—— Lifetime AAAA hitter, just like Bowker
Velez
Molina
Aurillia
Henshaw
Valdez
Garko
On the Giants next year. Package them all up for 1 good hitter
lulz
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
OT: soooooo USC is playing here in Ohio tomorrow, i’m rooting for USC, anybody else agree that USC over Ohio State???? i hate hate hate hate OSU, i hate USC but OSU can fuck themselves
I’m a Bruin so I hate USC.
But USC will win by a comfortable margin. Prediction: USC 28, TOSU 10
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Fuck USC
I hate them.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Nah
fuck USC. I like the PAC 10 but FUCK usc. I can’t stand them.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Can’t agree. I like USC. I like their fun attitude and how much they piss off the rest of the country.
No one here gets out alive.
nope
they don’t have a “fun” attitude. They are stuck up pricks who think their shit doesn’t stink. I hate Pete Carrol with the white hot intensity of 1000 suns. Matt Leinart can fuck off, same with Sanchez (matt leinart v. 2.0)
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I’m sorry, I like you a little less now.
(I go to USC).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Referring only to their football program
I have no opinion on the school itself.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Okay, the like has been restored.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Palmer was OK I guess
but other than him I hate them.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I didn't say their players weren't good
though they do get WAYYY more hype than they deserve (Leinart, Bush, Mike Williams, Dewayne Jarrett, etc)
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
think about it this way.
The rest of the country hates USC because it represents southern california. its hard to recruit against a team that can offer a great team, sunshine, beaches, beautiful girls. maybe some of it annoys you but you have to appreciate USC’s program for giving the west side some respectability.
No one here gets out alive.
USC will win.
Now, I despise USC, so in the short run I will rage. But their consequent boost in the national rankings will make Cal’s total demolition of USC be all the more impressive.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
A man can dream, can’t he?
/runs away sobbing
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I might be a little biased, but I think USC will win.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
DAMNIT I'M GONNA GO EAT
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Heart of the order, baby!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants lineup is having a season-long heart attack.
Thank you, thank you
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Mujica taken out after 4 scoreless innings, due to pitch count (he’s a reliever). First reliever: 4-pitch leadoff walk to Hawpe. Neat.
What could go wrong?
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
And it starts
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The team who scores more runs will PROBABLY win!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
If this is true, we’re in trouble. Need to confirm this
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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL History Channel
Right after 2 hours straight uninterrupted hours of September 11 footage (which was a fantastic decision) they follow it up with a program called “The man who predicted 9/11.”
That’s Bochy-like decision making, right there.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Lineup construction
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I’ve been saying it for years, PEOPLE NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO FORTUNE TELLERS. That’s our problem, right there
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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS UMP
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.
A 7 year old blind mentally challenged amputee child could do slightly better.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIFT A
I just want to say that kids’ soccer practice is way better when the other moms bring wine.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
The moms look better, too…
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Sep 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
For the kids?
Hmm…soaking the orange slices in wine….
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
win
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Brian Gorman can kiss my ass.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT NEEDZ MOAR KS
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
So yeah, Matt's going to end up going 7, giving up 2 runs
And ends up with nothing better than a ND.
DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO WIN!!!
No dingers, no wins. It’s simple.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate=3, double Rowand=1, unproductive out Rent=4, K Cain=5, K
So I guess I say 13, but it will be very disappointing of course
14
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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
23
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
epic fail.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Deploy the weapon offensive destruction!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
YOUR 2009 GiantS!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
wat the fuck
Bum will start again if Tim can’t go. Shit.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Cy Young…… fading…….. to a fucking Cardinal……
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I jogged to the park last week when I heard at the last minute that Bumgarner was starting.
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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Who would you rather have if Tim can’t start?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Martinez?
IDK. Just not Madbum..
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SO
the strikezone doesn’t exist tonight. One team knows this. One team doesnt. WHICH IS WHICH!?!?!?
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The Red Hat Ladies!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
For this team, it is.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
I've never felt so pessimistic in my life
The Giants offense has drained me of my life-force.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Just wait till the Niners start playing.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we DFA the next person that swings at that pitch
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
For a plethora of reasons
contract
gamerness
grittyness
gamergrittyness
grittygamerness
How many more you need?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
also contract
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Don't forget the contract
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
BTW his contract is big
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
More boos for Rowand
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
NERDS!!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
MONEY TO THE WARNING TRACK, NERDS!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Can the Giants just buy Rowand out of the rest of his contract?
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
They’d spend it on Julio Franco or some shit like that.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, they'd end up picking up someone like Jermaine Dye.
It wouldn’t be worth it to get rid of him.
/Bochy soils self in gleeful anticipation
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t drink too much.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
good luck with your smirhnoff ice
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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants offense is the drowned five-year-old.
“He… eventually floated.”
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
(To paraphrase a Craig Ferguson joke)
Rowand has been hearing a lot of boos at AT&T Park, but it hasn’t bothered him. He just assumes the place is haunted.
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Bochy is betting against his own team
It’s obvious.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I prefer it to watching us bat. At least our pitcher knows what he’s doing
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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon just said pedro sandoval
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He’s getting Feliz flashbacks with all those swings on sliders in the dirt.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
colorado still hasn't scored...
A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson
My eyes are bleeding. Not actually, but still.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
thanks for clarifying
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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Swing at the same pitches.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
If the final is 2-1 like this
I am dreading the spin after this game about how much the Giants fought and how it was such a playoff atmosphere yadda yadda
With malice towards the Dodgers
2nd and 3rd, one out…
just for starters…
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Sep 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, my bad
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Sep 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure what would be worse
that, or one of Damon Bruce’s “HEY, HEY LISTEN TO ME!” rants.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I don’t know how they can call that a playoff atmosphere. Place sounds dead on the radio. I mean, they can’t sell out a Giants-Dodgers game in September with neither team eliminated? Damn.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT MATT KEMP
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Gorman shouldnt call pitches “right between the knees”
He should call pitches that are in the fucking strike zone
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
All the talk of the strikezone reminds me
How much I hate the arbitrary nature of the strikezone in baseball; particularly the mindset of a pitcher “earning” strikes.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I hate James Loney.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Matty
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
HHIIIEEAAD.
’Pen.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
FML
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
SEASON OVER
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
this season was over long before this game
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS GAME
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
I hate Casey Blake more.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Knew it from the crack of the bat
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Well shit
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Break the Glass!! Break the Glass!!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
SEASON OVER
AGAIN
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
FUCK THIS GAME
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
FUCK THIS TEAM
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
FUCK THE DODGERS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Fuck
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
FUCK THE TEXT UPDATE I JUST GOT
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
FUCK THE ROCKIES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
fbal classic
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Fitting that Blake would have the nail in the coffin for the season
FML
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
To give up a home run to that bearded asshole!
I’d rather give one up to anyone else….save maybe Russel Martin.
Fuck you, Casey Blake!
Fuck you too, Casey Blake’s Beard!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
CAN WE FUCKING SEE SOME POSEY NOW FUCKING BORK
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
I know GT are the residence of hyperbole
but, it’s a 3 run game…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Even so
taking out the fact that Posey is the better option, this is not the time to play him.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Did I fall in?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
3 runs for this team is like 3 goals in hockey. And that’s bad.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL Kruk calling two runs a "crooked number."
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
FUCK BRUCE BOCHY
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
WHY THE FUCK IS CAIN STILL IN THIS GAME
Cain’s pinch hitter will be Aurilia
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
Irony is “Don’t Stop Believin’” coming on my iTunes right when Blake hit the homer.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
(actually not ironic)..
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
nevermind ims tupid
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
You mean the song the Dodgers have played in the 8th inning of every home game this season?
puketastic.
still can’t believe KNBR uses that for their now completely-full-of-fail playoff ads.
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK BRIAN SABEAN
ok i’m done now
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
I blame the red hats.
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Sep 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
sigh?
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Sep 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
9/11 is such a shitty day.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Sep 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FBAL chasing the ball all over left field.
LOL Belliard defining ‘corpulent’ as he pulls into second.
LOL this shitty-ass Giants offense.
LOL season ends with a whimper.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It gets better

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout
by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
good, but
i kind of like the sad little statement. We suck, that’s all.
by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
New Thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/11/1026809/open-gameday-thread-9-11-part-iii
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
guess i can party in october
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3-eavMSBnk
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Sep 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

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